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heady rivet
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And the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Tzaangors

crisp heath
sleek dagger
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One sip and you get sudden feeling of power

languid meadow
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yeah

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the power to kill myself

outer wave
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Horus Horussy

crisp heath
jade holly
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So I just learned something sick about Venator’s gun in Deadlock

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It’s named after a Bible verse “51:20”

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And the falloff starts at 20m and ends at 51m

arctic talon
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lol

jade holly
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Wanna know the best part?

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This is the verse it’s named after:
“You are my war club, with you I shatter nations, with you I destroy kingdoms”

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Fucking metal

storm jungle
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😭

vagrant fox
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The binary is something like more of us died that day

fervent geode
# sleek dagger One sip and you get sudden feeling of power

BLACK LEGION
‘Would you care for refreshment?’

Who was this disarming, unassuming pilgrim? Where was the choleric battle-king who commanded the
warrior elite of the most respected Legion? I was at a loss for words. His inner sanctum was the hovel of a rabid collector, the workshop of a trained Techmarine, the sombre haven of a scholar, the armoury of adesperate soldier. All of it and none of it. He had seen more in his isolated travels than any of us, and it showed here in this shrine of memories.

The refreshment he offered turned out to be a clear spirit that left a faint burn on the back of the tongue. I am being generous when I say it had the raw chemical taste of engine coolant.

This ‘beverage’ came from a barrel with warnings of acidic toxicity, poured into flasks of twisted white metal. I had the uncomfortable feeling that Abaddon was actually making an effort to be hospitable.Telemachon refused to touch the liquid. I took a flask out of courtesy.

‘This is good,’ Lheor said as he drank the clear liquid. ‘My thanks, captain.’

I let my senses brush over Lheor’s mind, curiosity forcing me to seek any sign of deception.Unbelievably, the World Eater was telling the truth. He liked it.

‘It is adrenochrome,’ said Abaddon, ‘harvested from the adrenal glands of living slaves, and mixed with several artificial compounds, including a formula that I developed while trying to synthesise ectoplasma.’

[Khayon and abaddon yap about the chemistry of synthesising ectoplasma]

‘Funny,’ Lheor chuckled as he drained the rest of the drink.

‘I try, I try.' said Abaddon

rose thorn
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PRAISE THE STAR CHILDREN

fervent geode
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His son brews

fervent geode
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No way he wouldnt

storm jungle
static wren
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forgot they kinda cool like that

languid meadow
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"kinda cool"

aura

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gsc statues are always so cool

storm jungle
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never let noobs like Frip cook!!!!

storm jungle
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Ridge Kart time

heady rivet
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Hit an item box and a hiver chucks your ganger a one-use rocket launcher

wary fulcrum
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I do need a ridge runner

Got two
Goliaths, an iron crawler, a wolf quad, a ridge hauler and boomdakka snazz wagon for my fleet

A ridge runner and a Dracosian are needed to finish off the collection

heady rivet
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Delaque vehicle soon. Trust the plan

rocky gale
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You mean Corpse grinder cult

heady rivet
rose thorn
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I hope gsc get more vehicles within 6 years

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Something mroe on the heavy side

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Like

heady rivet
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Granted, GSC is cancelled as a line in 7 years

rose thorn
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LMAO

rocky gale
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The biblical greed of a GSC player complaining about vehicles while having all these + access to all the Guard vehicles

heady rivet
storm jungle
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we want unique shit

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more civillian vehicles NOW

heady rivet
rocky gale
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Just breaching charges and mining lasers

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Kill everything

heady rivet
rocky gale
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Nuh uh

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Rockgrinder and Truck

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Different

rocky gale
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Unless we're saying Sororitas only have one vehicle because these are all Rhinos

heady rivet
rocky gale
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Don't care

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Different names

rose thorn
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“Tank. Tank. Resin tank. 125 dollar tank. Big tank.”

heady rivet
winged jacinth
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Gw when debating how to price vehicles

vagrant fox
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crazy how she can do that

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How old are sister models anyway gsc need to share some of that tiny not space marine pie

rocky gale
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Sisters need an expanded roster rather than updated models, all their models are pretty fresh

vagrant fox
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Ah yeah so they are, I thought they were pre 8th for some reason

rocky gale
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Na at this point pretty much all their models are from 8th or later

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Ideally I'd like to see Sisters, Dominions and Celestians seperated into 3 different kits, but they're pretty fine model wise tbh

celest dome
rocky gale
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Also Mounted Sisters, I still have the dream of Celestians on horseback and Repentia on motorbikes

rose thorn
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Tbh I hate every time how power armor users look riding animals

celest dome
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RAther than normal animals

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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I like the idea of sister bikers tho tbf, but I can’t think of many ways to make them unique

rocky gale
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Bet you feel foolish

vagrant fox
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a mite chonkier horses and I'd like it a lot more

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3rd one pops though

heady rivet
rose thorn
# rocky gale

These make the sisters look more fragile and not like they are in power armor at all

rocky gale
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They're literally wearing power armour

rose thorn
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Yeah but it looks light, “oh their armor is light enough that a horse can carry it so it’s not that strong”

rocky gale
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You underestimate how strong horses are

rose thorn
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Yeah but those don’t have mini nuclear reactors peering them

rocky gale
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Their armour weighs 35kg

rose thorn
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Sisters?

rocky gale
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Yes

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Sororitas power armour weighs 35kg

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It's not ridiculously heavy

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Only around 10kg heavier than the average plate armour

celest dome
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I mean, those could also be genetically enhanced horses, or horses that have augments.

rocky gale
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Also that, being Sisters I imagine their vibe would be for the horses to appear unaltered with mechanical attachments, but there'd probably be genetic enhancements and possibly steroids

rose thorn
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Don’t they also hate genetic modification?

rocky gale
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On Humans

celest dome
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They like Cherubin

rose thorn
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Lmao

celest dome
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I don't think they're any less hypocritical than the other subfactions...

rose thorn
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I’d rather they do something unique than just put sisters in horses, plus it takes away from how cool horses are in gaurd

rose thorn
queen laurel
rocky gale
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Also yea that's the distinction, they will look like glorious and beautiful purebred horses vs the horrifying monstrosities of the Guard

celest dome
queen laurel
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i mean look at this shit

rocky gale
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Sororitas will get the supermodel horses

storm jungle
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Sororitas makes more sense because if the Order is "wealthy" enough in influence they could import them in

queen laurel
storm jungle
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some horse breeding clans/cabals would probably look to a lot of credits and fame points to supply a sister Order with some

vagrant fox
# rocky gale

naur man give them a proper warhorse like an oldenburg and drape them in fineries

queen laurel
dusky beacon
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I wonder how many examples there are of like one factions codex or something saying "this weapon is capable of easily penetrating a Space Marines heavy ceremite armor" only for a space marine book to go "the xenos weapon fire deflected harmlessly off the Astartes impenetrable Ceremite armor"

opaque coyote
dusky beacon
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Oo honse lore

dusky beacon
opaque coyote
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Either that or something similar to like

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The robot horse from the Animatrix Renaissance

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Lemme just find a clip

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1:50 in I ain't editing a timestamp in on mobile

heady rivet
rocky gale
opaque coyote
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I can easily imagine it to be used by the sisters

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Just with more religious stuff strapped on

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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dutch is readin some awfully strange things

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also don't jerk it to horses that's weird

rocky gale
solid horizon
celest dome
rocky gale
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Probably

lament shoal
storm jungle
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^

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you can tell because its a young woman and a old white guy whos balding

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a lot of more dumbass BDSM stuff involves these, its so fucking funny lmao

solid horizon
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mfs would love being a servitor

celest dome
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Could have been the kink of the old dude. And paying the woman to do so

storm jungle
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Its usually consensual

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because you gotta be a real dumbo to do most of these

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but prob not wrong you're right lol

celest dome
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I'm not saying it isn't, but that it's a way to get money, though being a Dom apparently is more worthwhile 💀

storm jungle
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Yeah it is.

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If you are a good dom you can get like A LOT of clients + money.

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People will pay for almost anything lmao

lament shoal
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Imma hire a dom to play darktide with me

dusky beacon
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Hardcore bondage people are so funny some of it is so bizarre it's completely unidentifiable as kink

storm jungle
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Ikr

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like i understand the more "normal" ones?

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But the ones where they wanna be like

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a fucking table

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o ra chanderlier

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like how are you not dying from laughing i got no idea

vagrant fox
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My favourite is the guy with a fetish for women that buy white bread and cause deforestation

storm jungle
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DUDE YES

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That guy is peak

rocky gale
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I hired a Dom once

He preferred to be called Dominic and he was a great plumber.

storm jungle
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what about the other kind of Dom

lament shoal
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He died in gears of war

storm jungle
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LMAO

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NOT HIM

rocky gale
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He did care about his family

storm jungle
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I hope he didnt have an awful asscrack

vagrant fox
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This is the peak of niche fetishes

heady rivet
rocky gale
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Na he worse overalls like a respectable tradesperson

storm jungle
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its uhhh something

vagrant fox
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and a followup

storm jungle
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bro

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literally Werewolf the Apocalypse lore

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what the hell

lament shoal
vagrant fox
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you wouldn't get it

heady rivet
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His actual kink is women destroying things

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The Wonder Bread is a test to see if they'll do weird

opaque coyote
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And her uh

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ahem

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Badonkadonks

vagrant fox
dusky beacon
lament shoal
heady rivet
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
opaque coyote
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Something during childhood

dusky beacon
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Like it looked like a statue that the person would be put inside

storm jungle
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yeah some are just wild

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i legit dont understand how the person being the dom can take this shit seriously

winter pine
storm jungle
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i guess if i was paid a lot to do it i wouldnt care either but lmao

heady rivet
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Yall ever seen the BDSM floor hole?

winter pine
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Disney played the long con to cash in on the furry paypigs with Zootopia 2

rose thorn
storm jungle
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exploiting furries is peak

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i always recommend my artist friends to do it lol

vagrant fox
dusky beacon
winter pine
storm jungle
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also like

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most furries know this and dont care

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because they got tons of money anyway

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lmao

opaque coyote
rose thorn
heady rivet
dusky beacon
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They could furry bait the FUCK outta space wolves

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Fucking hell thats great

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my favorite part is like how shes in a full latex kink getup

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like-

dusky beacon
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Who is the furriest faction in 40k in yalls opinion

storm jungle
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do you need to dress up in all of that just to get put in a hole

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lmao

heady rivet
storm jungle
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like, no joke

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thats it

rose thorn
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I’d go with necrons

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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FENRIS' ORIGINAL SETTLERS LITERALLY GENETICALLY TURNED INTO WOLVES

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AND SPACE WOLVES RIDE THESE WOLVES

dusky beacon
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Or rather what faction do yall think attracts the most furries

storm jungle
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now thats a hard question

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im gonna say Imperial Guard is deffo one

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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black templars 100% has the most furries

winter pine
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GW would print money if they make some Space Wolves models that are just buff werewolves

opaque coyote
wintry cloud
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I need GW to make a lady head pack

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Sausages everywhere

storm jungle
rose thorn
storm jungle
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Jay is one tho

dusky beacon
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Oh that's right beastmen in guard

vagrant fox
heady rivet
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The best Cybersmith lore is when he paused a podcast interview to take a phone call and came back to inform everyone he didnt get the job

heady rivet
rose thorn
lament shoal
storm jungle
rose thorn
winter pine
opaque coyote
dusky beacon
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There's also the various gors in chaos

vagrant fox
lament shoal
storm jungle
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and im like-

rose thorn
storm jungle
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do you know how fuck-ugly most beastmen look like

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lmao

rose thorn
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Need to purify my soul with some stormcasts

lament shoal
heady rivet
storm jungle
rose thorn
# heady rivet

Genuinely ai romance novels have been a huge issue in the dollar general book section fandom

vagrant fox
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it's like a fucking cow soyjack

dusky beacon
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There's also a lot of brainwashing going on in Warhammer so I think we can throw hypno kink into the fold

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Damn warhammer freaky

wintry cloud
# heady rivet

Im gonna blow my dome smooth off if i see this picture again bro 😭😭😭

winter pine
wintry cloud
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😭😭😭

heady rivet
wary fulcrum
dusky beacon
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Tyranids are kinda vore add that to the pile

heady rivet
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Cant believe nobody has said guro yet btw

lament shoal
rose thorn
vagrant fox
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muscle worship in space marines are criminally unrepresented

rose thorn
rose thorn
dusky beacon
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GW missing out on big bucks by not making thirst traps of the primarchs

rose thorn
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Have, you not scene lion l Johnson?

daring creek
lament shoal
heady rivet
daring creek
rose thorn
vagrant fox
dusky beacon
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They should start making Emperors Children characters sluttier

lament shoal
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Why is she such a baddie tho

winter pine
dusky beacon
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Honestly i think Emperors Children would be a lot more enticing to me if GW actually committed to the freaky marines

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And Slaanesh as a whole

dusky beacon
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I just feel like GW is afraid of going too far with Slaanesh

arctic talon
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they really aren't

lament shoal
arctic talon
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EC are different from Hedonites

dusky beacon
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Hedonites are sick

arctic talon
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EC have never been sex obsessed

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EC ultimately are like

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2 of the chunks of the hedonites

heady rivet
arctic talon
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the pain/suffering + martial perfection bits and the drugs bits

heady rivet
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iykyk

vagrant fox
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horses are such freaks

lament shoal
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They do that shit lol

arctic talon
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GW isn't going to touch on the gluttony or sex bits of hedonites with EC

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because the EC do not care about that

daring creek
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Appease ur gods before you leave

vagrant fox
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I think GW could go a bit more full hellraiser freaky with the EC

arctic talon
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and they never really have

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aside from 1e

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I think aesthetically they could look creepier but in terms of the themes they cover its like

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literally the same as always

dusky beacon
# arctic talon EC have never been sex obsessed

Well yeah I know but it would be cool for them to be wearing more extreme looking gear inspired by kink culture, like a ball gag made of spikes, not explicitly sexual but still extreme sensation

celest dome
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Seeing a Terminator EC themed around gluttony could be cool

arctic talon
arctic talon
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GW is trying to keep hedonites and EC distinct visually

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lol

wary fulcrum
dusky beacon
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I just feel like EC don't commit hard enough to the Slaaneshi vibes

arctic talon
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they still do

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lol

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okay but what is the Slaaneshi vibes for you

arctic talon
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like

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do you just want BDSM gear and stuff

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bcs thats never really been their aesthetic

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they got the black leather stuff but aside from that not really

dusky beacon
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And also i feel like a lot of their motivations are kinda boring because it feels like 90% of them are just doing the drugs motivation

wary fulcrum
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(I know the Nurgle Horseman was fantastic, but I’d love that mini to get remade, that tall horse hair crest and Buckler halberd combo was one of my favourite visual minis ever

Absolute twat to put together as metal though)

arctic talon
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They still sell the nurgle horse

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oh wait

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the old WHFB one

wary fulcrum
dusky beacon
wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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thought you were talking about the Maggotkin dude

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
wary fulcrum
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Don’t even care if it has tiddies

dusky beacon
wary fulcrum
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Such a fantastic mini

dusky beacon
arctic talon
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Gluttos is kind of impossible to beat

arctic talon
dusky beacon
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Damn

arctic talon
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thats never been the EC aesthetic

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in the modern day

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well

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I say modern day

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but 2e is more accurate

wary fulcrum
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The guitarist?

That’s just an event mini

arctic talon
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yeah

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he's based on a super old piece of art from Rogue Trader

dusky beacon
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I think i just feel like a lot of the EC aren't extreme enough

arctic talon
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this dude also isn't EC

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he's a "renegade Slaaneshi marine"

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going by his old listing in the books

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lol

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
wary fulcrum
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That’s another hardcore mini that is also fantastic

dusky beacon
arctic talon
arctic talon
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tbh

dusky beacon
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Hedonites nail the theme

arctic talon
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You stating that EC don't look slaaneshi is

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extremely weird to me

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ngl

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bcs like they are that?

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hedonites have more normal looking units then them

wary fulcrum
dusky beacon
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Also I guess I never really looked too hard at the EC models, I should do that

arctic talon
arctic talon
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my favorite new EC head is this dude

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he's having the time of his life

dusky beacon
arctic talon
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this ones like a fucked up version of the praetor head

dusky beacon
heady rivet
dusky beacon
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I should look into EC more there's gotta be something I'll find that I'll latch onto

arctic talon
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They don’t have a full range yet

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lol

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They don’t even have a wave 2 yet

dusky beacon
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Aw man that means I'll want to buy space marines if I do find something I really like

arctic talon
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lol

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Nothing wrong with that

vagrant fox
# arctic talon

Their faces are good and fucked up but I for some reason want more weird below the neck horror, unless I've missed it

arctic talon
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The issue is they’re in armor

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Aside from the crop top armor dudes

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You don’t get that much skin to work with

vagrant fox
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it's ok they can strip

arctic talon
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lol

dusky beacon
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Yeah i think that's onr of the things I don't like about the EC models, I'm not really interested in space marine power armor

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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But yeah it's difficult unless they're showing skin like six-pack up there or some of the khorne berserkers with their biceps out

lament shoal
dusky beacon
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I'm not particularly wowed by Astartes armor maybe that's why I don't vibe with them as much as I hoped I would

arctic talon
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No problem with that

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Tbh

vagrant fox
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execute goosey

wary fulcrum
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To be honest, I think Khorne and Undivided (and the Night Lord KT) have all really left me a bit meh

vagrant fox
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execute redmaw

wary fulcrum
heady rivet
wary fulcrum
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It’s the same poses

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Guy who is running forwards with massive axe weapon

Guy who is jogging forwards aiming gun

Leader who is aiming a pistol or pointing a weapon

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(Harsh on the NL as they were an upgrade set but still)

vagrant fox
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The NL don't deserve good things

dusky beacon
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If it wasn't for the pauldrons I'd like astartes armor a lot more

daring creek
wary fulcrum
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(EC and Nurgle I can fuck wit tbh, they look different enough, the new renegade pirate dudes too)

dusky beacon
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And if beakys were the default

arctic talon
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Chaos warriors my beloved

daring creek
arctic talon
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Asymmetry is cool

daring creek
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Fair

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And that does make them more unique

arctic talon
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You can make them symmetrical if you want

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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But meh

dusky beacon
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I think asymmetry is good for chaos

wary fulcrum
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Murmillo’s left side is more heavily armoured than its right side

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Because you lead with your left

rose thorn
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heres where i would put all the current warcry legends slaves to darkenss warbands

arctic talon
dusky beacon
wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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Belakor falls under them

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As well

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Bcs GW killed undivided daemons

wary fulcrum
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Untamed Beasts are Khorne coded too

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
rose thorn
arctic talon
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True

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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Also cypherlords aren’t tzeentch they’re undivided

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Iirc

daring creek
arctic talon
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They do got the visual vibes tho

rose thorn
rose thorn
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and it gives everyone a new kit

arctic talon
arctic talon
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500 morbillion dollars to chaos warriors

rose thorn
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lmao

daring creek
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But I don't know if the artifact was chaos related

rose thorn
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im mad horns of hashut arent in helsmiths

wary fulcrum
vagrant fox
rose thorn
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im surpsied noo ne hsa argued about splintered fang being nurgle

storm jungle
daring creek
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It turned a whole race of xenos into some weird fucked up entity

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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You wouldn’t believe

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Oh absolutely

storm jungle
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LMAO

arctic talon
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What group of super rich powerful people don’t irl

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The answer is none of them

storm jungle
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also fascists in general

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or well

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anyone in higher power tbh

dusky beacon
young pecan
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Ravenor Omnmidus finally got good

rose thorn
wary fulcrum
daring creek
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Also apparently the chuck e cheese ceo is in the epstein files

daring creek
storm jungle
wary fulcrum
daring creek
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It only spawns more questions for me

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Like what tf is going on lmao

wary fulcrum
# rose thorn oh neat

It’s pretty decent, dude goes mental and starts killing everyone because he argues the pack structure is also a society

rose thorn
rose thorn
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maybe put them in destruction osmehwer?? id put the spider guys into Gloomspite so spider players can have a glimmer of hope

arctic talon
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Need a Order faction in AoS that eats people to gain strength

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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It’s due to production issues

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Likely

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They literally cannot keep up

rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
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The new factory should be up and running by March

rose thorn
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i would put corvus in the rip hole but they are really popular lmao

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
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I LOVE scions of the flame i realy really really want htem to come back

arctic talon
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Could also be a death faction

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But ghouls aren’t the aesthetic I want

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Ironically

rose thorn
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lmao

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
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I’m aware

arctic talon
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But chaos, destruction and death eating people isn’t weird

rose thorn
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PRAISE THE ETERNAL FLAMEEE

arctic talon
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I want an order faction to eat people

rose thorn
arctic talon
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Nah

rose thorn
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i just jeard they do liek ungodly unethical experiments

arctic talon
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They do the weird memory stuff

rose thorn
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ah fair

arctic talon
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They don’t literally eat a person

wary fulcrum
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Are you talking Home brew or want GW to make them?

rose thorn
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should i do next weeks homeowrk or write GSc lore.

wary fulcrum
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I need to ask if the parasites are nids or a separate thing again

rose thorn
arctic talon
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lol

rose thorn
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this but a nid

wary fulcrum
# arctic talon GW to make them, homebrew is easy

Ah yeah

Homebrew lore would be simple

Shyishian Dawnbringer city who ritualistically eat the dead in order to carry their memory through them

Practically it stops the dead being resurrected and used against the city

rose thorn
wary fulcrum
rose thorn
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yeah lmao

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is eating the bugs from corpses cannibalism? unrelated

wary fulcrum
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Actually, that could be a midsommer’s murders plot

rose thorn
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LMAO

rose thorn
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then they get blendered upon their ascension

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from inside out

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the gods live within thier blood

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and to ascensend they must be freed from our bodies

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wait these guys were mentioned before they appeared in [insert book spoiler name here]?

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neat

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i wonder why they dont have their book apperance on the lex

arctic talon
#

No one’s updated it

rose thorn
wary fulcrum
rose thorn
#

its like

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blnantly obvious who they are when yous tart hte book lmao

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
#

ah

wary fulcrum
#

I was joking at [insert book spoiler here]

rose thorn
#

lmao

#

it was an okay book

#

are leeches a nurgle thing?

somber folio
#

In the lore, are the arbitrator dogs good boys and girls?

rose thorn
#

in 40k

rose thorn
somber folio
lament shoal
#

Otherwise no

rose thorn
#

wai t wtf

somber folio
#

Had me worried there

rose thorn
#

huh neat

wary fulcrum
wary fulcrum
rose thorn
#

i could have my gsc be baout leeches

#

but how do you spread leeches?

somber folio
#

What’s the lore implications of the bully? Ogryn saying “praise the emperor, not the lex because he hasn’t met him”

#

Does this mean that the ogryn has met the emperor

arctic talon
#

Bully thinks Lex is a person

#

not the law

rose thorn
#

LMAO

#

huh neat

somber folio
arctic talon
#

The Emperor is a God

fervent geode
#

He thinks the God-Emperor's statues are actually him iirc

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So

arctic talon
#

lol

fervent geode
#

He has met him i guess

somber folio
#

Neat!

wary fulcrum
fervent geode
#

Good point

rose thorn
#

you,,, know people irl act liek they haave personally met jesus/god all the time

lament shoal
#

No one save for the primarchs and a few of the custodes have ever met the emperor in person

somber folio
#

I found the emperor in my toast so I’ve met him

fervent geode
rose thorn
#

my aunt says she spoke to jesus

wary fulcrum
#

I think he says he fought alongside him once

rose thorn
#

like

#

every week

fervent geode
#

Björn did once

vagrant fox
fervent geode
#

In the Crusade

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And possibly the Anchorite

#

Besides Cawl, Guilliman, the Lion and the Custodes its just those two on Team Imperium

rose thorn
#

the gsc could live on a water purificatio planet and release leeches into water shipments?

#

with the gsc virus

#

but that is a bit uh

#

idk the word

#

fixable

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
wary fulcrum
#

Like they’re trying to work their way to this particular planet to spread it across a whole system

rose thorn
#

my second draft my cult is alreday died liek hivecult and 4 armed emepror but already spread

nocturne jetty
#

Played Dawn of War 1 so many Hotkeys and Unit composition

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Lore nerding

rose thorn
#

suprised the inquisition hasnt done shit about like, rusted claw

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i get why htey havent bothered with pauper princes since they still make their salt exports

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and i assume twisted helix moved headquarters

wary fulcrum
#

They probably have, as far as they know

rose thorn
#

lmao

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rusted claw still completley control their own planet and only spread because a gsc RT was there

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otherwise htey dont do hjack shit lma

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damn it, innerwyrm already use parasites

#

hmmm,,, ami missing anything obvious i could do with my symbol

#

oh it looks like uhh

wary fulcrum
#

So GSCuriken are out then?

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
#

also tehre is a good chance htey simply dont give a shit

fervent geode
#

Idt they could ignore something that big

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It probably just hasn't come up yet

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Or smth

rose thorn
fervent geode
#

If they were just not paying attention to that subsector sure

#

But an entire world?

rose thorn
#

yeah

#

the imperium genuinly lets entier worlds die all the time

fervent geode
#

That i know

#

Kryptmann's Plan

#

Administrative fuckups

#

Scorched Earth

#

But to know that a nominally Imperial World is completely overrun by GSC and still interacting with the wider Imperium?

#

Very very very risky

rose thorn
fervent geode
#

If its isolated its ignorable

fervent geode
#

Any pointers?

rose thorn
#

the ordo hereticus recognized a planet is going to most likley have a GSC uprising adn sent the sisters to go get an artifact and leave

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not even stop the gsc lmao

fervent geode
rose thorn
#

id have to double check since i havent really read a 40k book in like

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2 yeras

#

a year?

fervent geode
#

Idk this seems a bit much

rose thorn
#

hangf on

fervent geode
#

Most Inquisitors are at least generally somewhat competent

rose thorn
#

@storm jungle any examples of the inquisiton just letting planets fall because htey dont care

fervent geode
#

That's why we don't hear from them

rose thorn
#

i know lmao thats why im here

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the 4 armed emepror

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I LOVE this piece

#

its confirmed GSC have better dental hygine than the imperium

#

i love this art so much

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"THE FALSE GODS ATTEMPT TO LAY WASTE TO OUR HOLY LAND, CLEANSE THESE DEMONS IN THE NAME OF THE 4 ARMED EMPEROR"

storm jungle
#

lexi should have a few examples of the mi think

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

you can literally get designated as one and have no idea, its great

fervent geode
#

Quarantine Worlds

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Like Signus Praim

near wasp
#

I saw somewhere that the imperium will occasionally give a planet freedom (only after extracting all the resources and leaving the world to fend for itself with no military)

fervent geode
#

I mean they haven't been ignored

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Just declared 100% off limits

#

Hell usually

#

No one in or out

outer wave
storm jungle
fervent geode
#

I mean itll be a wasteland so theyll leave yeah

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

Pretty sure it was for your cult wasnt it

rose thorn
#

yeah

#

im wrokign on my rewrite

storm jungle
#

yeah i cant remember the reason why guh

rose thorn
#

does it look like naything?

#

this is my perosnal favoirte out of all my deisngs

storm jungle
#

I mean it depends

#

what is it suppose to symbolize

rose thorn
#

man i should name my files better

storm jungle
rose thorn
#

OH IT WAS A COIL WORM

vagrant fox
#

finally a good modifier

rose thorn
#

YEAH I MERMEBER NOW Its supposed ot be a blood worm

storm jungle
#

cursed

rose thorn
#

lmao

near wasp
fervent geode
#

A God-Emperor who puts his faithful to the torch, neglects his most loyal son and kills endless innocents for a plan he doesn't even know will work

#

Yea, what else could be expected

rose thorn
#

now that i know blood was always intended

#

makes a blood gsc ake more snese

near wasp
#

Now your getting it

#

Make a loyalist out of you yet

fervent geode
#

Id work for the side with Daemonettes and Immortality

#

And better crack

near wasp
#

I was gonna say legion of the damn

#

But crack yeah you right

winter pine
#

me and the innumerable slaves to darkness when Abaddon chops the false emperor's rotting head off (we're having a great time and partying in triumph)

near wasp
#

The planet decides to randomly explode for some reason

fervent geode
near wasp
#

Agreed

fervent geode
#

Bring all your friends

vagrant fox
fervent geode
near wasp
#

Souls gonna get eaten anyways let's be real

#

Best case scenario is your soul rips itself apart and your essence becomes a furie

winged silo
#

Chat, does the Mechanicus have access to Dyson sphere tech so it could hypothetically encase a black hole?

arctic talon
winged silo
#

Since I'm making a homebrew Forge World that's a planet in orbit of a black hole, I wanna do something interesting with it.

arctic talon
#

Encased black hole is Necron/Eldar/LoV stuff

near wasp
#

A black hole is kinda beyond all races in 40k

arctic talon
#

But they’re not like

near wasp
#

At least at present

wintry cloud
arctic talon
#

A proper big one

wintry cloud
#

That horrifying model man

arctic talon
#

The LoV have a miniaturized black hole weapon

#

But it’s not proper

near wasp
#

Jfc

arctic talon
#

And it’s also extremely rare

#

They only got one

#

lol

winged silo
#

Fair enough.

arctic talon
#

Necrons had a super weapon that fired what was

#

Essentially a black hole

#

it broke

#

And the dark eldar have a portal straight to a black hole

#

Which is in Vect’s vault of stuff

#

He’s used it a few times to kill people

near wasp
#

What a chad

arctic talon
#

And it ate the archon

near wasp
#

💀

arctic talon
#

The dude got sucked into a box the size of a splinter pistol

hollow lantern
#

Vect, aka one of the funniest people in 40k

near wasp
#

I may have to read a deldar novel now

storm jungle
#

is their like entire purpose basically being a gigantic skeleton that revolves around a planet and harvests its energy?

winter pine
#

There's a T'au colony that mines energy from a nearby black hole I think

storm jungle
#

if so yeah that is extremely beyond Imperium tech lol

near wasp
#

Around a star but yeah

celest dome
#

Loads of solar panels and offering armature to build upon

arctic talon
winter pine
#

Not quite on the level of trapping / encasing a black hole tho

arctic talon
#

There’s 4 Dyson spheres we know of in 40k, 2 are DAOT, 2 are cron tech

arctic talon
vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

But with an archon

celest dome
#

Honestly Dyson Spheres are very overkill, Swarms are enough

winged silo
#

But yeah, planet orbiting black hole. How do you feel about that for a Forge World?

arctic talon
#

Goes hard

#

Is very cool

celest dome
arctic talon
#

Dew it

arctic talon
winged silo
#

Here's what the black hole looks like. It's called Yuzoth.

arctic talon
#

Lucius the forgeworld is a Dyson sphere

winter pine
#

Sounds like a fun premise for a Forge World, have at it imo

arctic talon
#

But the other one is just a weird thing the mechanicus found

#

And the outsider is inside one

#

And there’s l a tomb world that’s one

fervent geode
#

Tsara'noga the Dyson Sphere

arctic talon
#

I’m not counting the tombworld inside the sun

#

As a Dyson sphere

#

Bcs it’s the wrong way around

fervent geode
#

Fair enough

arctic talon
#

But it’s obvious humanity in the DAOT could make dyson spheres/swarms

#

As can the crons

wintry cloud
#

Yknow what

I never knew how strong a black hole is until now. Not even stars make it out

#

Like nothing does

arctic talon
#

Yes

wintry cloud
#

How do you even work with that

celest dome
#

There are still stable orbits around it

arctic talon
#

^

celest dome
#

Just much farther than with stars

winged silo
arctic talon
#

also they’re pretty bright technically

wintry cloud
arctic talon
#

Tbf we dunno what happens inside it exactly lol

wintry cloud
#

Someone find out

celest dome
#

Don't their light lack UV light ?
Like I remember someone theorising that plants wouldn't be able to grow on their lights

winged silo
wintry cloud
#

Just walk in there

storm jungle
#

man black holes are so spooky i love em

arctic talon
#

And make it a factory

#

Who needs the sun

winged silo
#

And how they deal with invaders is just throw it into Yuzoth.

arctic talon
winged silo
#

The actual planet is named Progenoth.

#

Their robe colors are usually purple, black, blue, and white. A mix of those.

fervent geode
#

Someone should try walking into Sagitarrius A

winter pine
#

The one homebrew I've wanted to wrote up is the Ork WAAAAAGH I want to buy and paint at some point in the future

fervent geode
#

See if Huron is really in there

winter pine
#

Feels low stakes with the Orks if I get some background lore wrong on them

vagrant fox
#

do I pick the sniper or heavy bolter lads

fervent geode
#

Sniper

winter pine
#

I like how the sniper looks ramshackle and literally taped together

fervent geode
#

Always do it the Exodus way

vagrant fox
#

zamn I only need to prestige the heavy but hokay

young pecan
nocturne jetty
#

Pretty cool

fervent geode
nocturne jetty
#

Dark Eldar 💀

wintry cloud
hallow saddle
#

i rly like neutron stars

nocturne jetty
#

Evil Elfs

fervent geode
#

Hadex Anomaly

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

it's all fun and games till they Eviscerating Flyby your whole unit

storm jungle
#

Never forget the Helliontide of 9th Edition

arctic talon
#

Goated

wary fulcrum
#

Such a cool idea

median star
#

is their a chaos dwarf equivalent in 40k

wary fulcrum
#

In what way?

languid meadow
#

I can't even post the OG tweet since it's qoute one with a mega slur in it

storm jungle
solid horizon
#

but they were retconned long time ago

languid meadow
#

if you mean shoving daemons into random shit

storm jungle
#

they'll come back later

solid horizon
#

lol

languid meadow
#

dark mechanicus or iron warriors would fill that niche

solid horizon
#

my army is exactly that

languid meadow
#

but that's the only thing they share

solid horizon
#

lol

wary fulcrum
#

Isn’t that Vashtors jam?

languid meadow
#

well he's not a faction

storm jungle
#

Vashtorr has corrupted some Ironkin in an entry awhile back

#

but yeah we dont have Chaos Kin rn

#

they'll 100% happen later tho

languid meadow
#

and those two have been doing longer than Vashtorr has existed meta wise

storm jungle
#

GW loves exploring old nostalgia-bait armies

#

so prob Killteam

#

and then some other expansions if people buy them in shitloads

median star
#

chaos dwarfs mainly just look funny 2me

#

big hat big underbite

solid horizon
#

maybe we'll get chaos androids back one day

storm jungle
#

Dumbo.

#

kill this guy

#

hang Cole in the furnace

#

NOW

solid horizon
#

goofy fellas

languid meadow
solid horizon
#

space king

jade holly
#

Is there something going on with the battleforce box prices?

#

or is it same old

solid horizon
#

they would build funny skelets and ed 209

wary fulcrum
#

Skull candy Necrons go hard

arctic talon
#

Smited by the gods

fervent geode
#

Is that Fallout 67

languid meadow
#

waiit holy shit I didn't even see the hat

storm jungle
#

LMAO

storm jungle
sonic knot
#

What did i do

daring creek
#

I love this gif

#

I wonder why cats just pause when you put things on their head

solid horizon
#

chat is this true

#

(except from Genefather)

arctic talon
#

Yeah a chaos android is in it

#

It’s not alive

#

But it is in it

solid horizon
#

so this means they existed as some point and still exist (though not alive) in the actual lore therefore not completely retconned ?

arctic talon
#

Just not as an actual army

#

Or relevant thing in lore

solid horizon
#

Yeah but I mean

wary fulcrum
#

Necromunda has rules for them

solid horizon
#

they disappeared real quick

arctic talon
#

They’re background lore

#

They’re not that relevant

wary fulcrum
#

One of them is in Blackstone Fortress no?

solid horizon
#

I've always assumed they were completely retconned out of existence

arctic talon
#

That’s a man of iron

#

Not being mentioned doesn’t mean retcon’d

#

If you exist in 3e

#

And GW hasn’t explicitly contradicted or removed you

solid horizon
#

aren't they technically demon engine prototypes as well

arctic talon
#

You are canon

solid horizon
#

ok

arctic talon
#

They were made by some unknown human civilization in the past and are daemon engines

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
#

They are not chaos androids

#

Chaos androids are their own thing

solid horizon
arctic talon
#

Men of iron are androids/AI software/battle automata

wary fulcrum
arctic talon
#

Ect.

solid horizon
#

chaos androids are basically demon cyborgs/infantry sized demong engines

arctic talon
#

Men of Iron are fully sapient AI