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Ass so fat it gets the attention of the entire hive mind
One sip and you get sudden feeling of power
Horus Horussy
One drink and your soul gets pulverized
So I just learned something sick about Venator’s gun in Deadlock
It’s named after a Bible verse “51:20”
And the falloff starts at 20m and ends at 51m
lol
Wanna know the best part?
This is the verse it’s named after:
“You are my war club, with you I shatter nations, with you I destroy kingdoms”

Fucking metal
The binary is something like more of us died that day
BLACK LEGION
‘Would you care for refreshment?’
Who was this disarming, unassuming pilgrim? Where was the choleric battle-king who commanded the
warrior elite of the most respected Legion? I was at a loss for words. His inner sanctum was the hovel of a rabid collector, the workshop of a trained Techmarine, the sombre haven of a scholar, the armoury of adesperate soldier. All of it and none of it. He had seen more in his isolated travels than any of us, and it showed here in this shrine of memories.
The refreshment he offered turned out to be a clear spirit that left a faint burn on the back of the tongue. I am being generous when I say it had the raw chemical taste of engine coolant.
This ‘beverage’ came from a barrel with warnings of acidic toxicity, poured into flasks of twisted white metal. I had the uncomfortable feeling that Abaddon was actually making an effort to be hospitable.Telemachon refused to touch the liquid. I took a flask out of courtesy.
‘This is good,’ Lheor said as he drank the clear liquid. ‘My thanks, captain.’
I let my senses brush over Lheor’s mind, curiosity forcing me to seek any sign of deception.Unbelievably, the World Eater was telling the truth. He liked it.
‘It is adrenochrome,’ said Abaddon, ‘harvested from the adrenal glands of living slaves, and mixed with several artificial compounds, including a formula that I developed while trying to synthesise ectoplasma.’
[Khayon and abaddon yap about the chemistry of synthesising ectoplasma]
‘Funny,’ Lheor chuckled as he drained the rest of the drink.
‘I try, I try.' said Abaddon
PRAISE THE STAR CHILDREN
His son brews
No way he wouldnt
the NERVE to not use the 9th edition cover art
LMAO
forgot they kinda cool like that
BILLIONS must buy Ridgerunner and Goliath 
Ridge Kart time
Rolling road game where everyone has a Ridgerunner and its just a recreation of Luigi Circuit
Hit an item box and a hiver chucks your ganger a one-use rocket launcher
I do need a ridge runner
Got two
Goliaths, an iron crawler, a wolf quad, a ridge hauler and boomdakka snazz wagon for my fleet
A ridge runner and a Dracosian are needed to finish off the collection
Delaque vehicle soon. Trust the plan
You mean Corpse grinder cult
A penny farthing with chainsaw wheels
I hope gsc get more vehicles within 6 years
Something mroe on the heavy side
Like
Granted, GSC is cancelled as a line in 7 years
LMAO
The biblical greed of a GSC player complaining about vehicles while having all these + access to all the Guard vehicles
Dont fuck with us GSC fans. We dont even play GSC with these vehicles
2k point army of Just Some Guys
Also you just posted the Goliath twice 
Unless we're saying Sororitas only have one vehicle because these are all Rhinos
Its the same kit though
The guard vehicles suck
“Tank. Tank. Resin tank. 125 dollar tank. Big tank.”
And they are cool 
Goated models tbh
crazy how she can do that
How old are sister models anyway gsc need to share some of that tiny not space marine pie
Sisters need an expanded roster rather than updated models, all their models are pretty fresh
Ah yeah so they are, I thought they were pre 8th for some reason
Na at this point pretty much all their models are from 8th or later
Ideally I'd like to see Sisters, Dominions and Celestians seperated into 3 different kits, but they're pretty fine model wise tbh
I want a small ULM for the GSC
Also Mounted Sisters, I still have the dream of Celestians on horseback and Repentia on motorbikes
Tbh I hate every time how power armor users look riding animals
Tbh, think the better alternative would be Serberys like
RAther than normal animals
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I like the idea of sister bikers tho tbf, but I can’t think of many ways to make them unique
These make the sisters look more fragile and not like they are in power armor at all
They're literally wearing power armour
Yeah but it looks light, “oh their armor is light enough that a horse can carry it so it’s not that strong”
Yeah but those don’t have mini nuclear reactors peering them
Their armour weighs 35kg
Sisters?
Yes
Sororitas power armour weighs 35kg
It's not ridiculously heavy
Only around 10kg heavier than the average plate armour
I mean, those could also be genetically enhanced horses, or horses that have augments.
Also that, being Sisters I imagine their vibe would be for the horses to appear unaltered with mechanical attachments, but there'd probably be genetic enhancements and possibly steroids
Don’t they also hate genetic modification?
On Humans
They like Cherubin
Lmao
I don't think they're any less hypocritical than the other subfactions...
I’d rather they do something unique than just put sisters in horses, plus it takes away from how cool horses are in gaurd
Too bad
It's my dream
Gonna be hard to do with that considering the average standard War Horse looks like a genetic freak of nature
Also yea that's the distinction, they will look like glorious and beautiful purebred horses vs the horrifying monstrosities of the Guard
Which again, is the horses that the Imperial Guard get, which is the low quality stuff for the most part
yeah the War horses the krieg use may as well be a horse space marine
i mean look at this shit
Sororitas makes more sense because if the Order is "wealthy" enough in influence they could import them in
Yeah but combat wise i mean i just have to point you to the war horses the krieg use, ugly as hell but certainly a horse made into a tank
some horse breeding clans/cabals would probably look to a lot of credits and fame points to supply a sister Order with some

naur man give them a proper warhorse like an oldenburg and drape them in fineries
I'm gonna be honest their horses would probably be more expensive to preserve the aesthetical look while keeping up with the War Horse of a kriegsman
🫡
I wonder how many examples there are of like one factions codex or something saying "this weapon is capable of easily penetrating a Space Marines heavy ceremite armor" only for a space marine book to go "the xenos weapon fire deflected harmlessly off the Astartes impenetrable Ceremite armor"
I can imagine some creepy uncanny valley type of thing where the horse basically has its skin stretched over a robot head or something
Oo honse lore
They're probably similar to the Cybermastiffs you see in the game
Either that or something similar to like
The robot horse from the Animatrix Renaissance
Lemme just find a clip
1:50 in I ain't editing a timestamp in on mobile
This is a very cool sequence from the movie Animatrix with lots of fighting going on between humans and machines. But we all know how that ends.
The music is just beyond awesome, gives me shivers down the spine.
Its nice to know that jackin off horses is gonna remain a business model for another 38k years
That's a Dark Mechanicum freaky thing man
True. But honestly with how fucked the Imperium is
I can easily imagine it to be used by the sisters
Just with more religious stuff strapped on
Now the machines in matrix are generally what I imagine dark Mechanicum stuff to be lmao
dutch is readin some awfully strange things
also don't jerk it to horses that's weird
Average white girl reaction
most normal sisters of battle contraption
Is that a sex thing ? Like is the person in the roller getting off on it ?
Probably
Yeah it is
yes it's a kink
^
you can tell because its a young woman and a old white guy whos balding
a lot of more dumbass BDSM stuff involves these, its so fucking funny lmao
mfs would love being a servitor
Could have been the kink of the old dude. And paying the woman to do so
Its usually consensual
because you gotta be a real dumbo to do most of these
but prob not wrong you're right lol
I'm not saying it isn't, but that it's a way to get money, though being a Dom apparently is more worthwhile 💀
Yeah it is.
If you are a good dom you can get like A LOT of clients + money.
People will pay for almost anything lmao
Imma hire a dom to play darktide with me
Shut the fuck up already
Hardcore bondage people are so funny some of it is so bizarre it's completely unidentifiable as kink
Ikr
like i understand the more "normal" ones?
But the ones where they wanna be like
a fucking table
o ra chanderlier
like how are you not dying from laughing i got no idea
My favourite is the guy with a fetish for women that buy white bread and cause deforestation
I hired a Dom once
He preferred to be called Dominic and he was a great plumber.
He died in gears of war
He did care about his family
I hope he didnt have an awful asscrack
This is the peak of niche fetishes
Na he worse overalls like a respectable tradesperson
I have a friend who actually met him
its uhhh something
and a followup
Ok like genuinely tho, what is there to get off to about this
you wouldn't get it
No no, he isnt into Wonder Bread. Thats his filter
His actual kink is women destroying things
The Wonder Bread is a test to see if they'll do weird
I think it's supposed to remind him of his wife
And her uh
ahem
Badonkadonks
I've talked to human pet guy once but I draw the line at wonderbread guy
I saw something once that was like, just a big metal full enclosure thing that was just welded together
That makes a lot more sense lol
No he watched Dexters Lab when he was 12 and Deedee destroyed the lab and he thought it was hot
LMFAO
God thats funny
That's usually how fetishes start tbh
Very funny and sensible
Something during childhood
Like it looked like a statue that the person would be put inside
yeah some are just wild
i legit dont understand how the person being the dom can take this shit seriously
There's definitely something to this with furries I'm about 100% certain
i guess if i was paid a lot to do it i wouldnt care either but lmao
Yall ever seen the BDSM floor hole?
Disney played the long con to cash in on the furry paypigs with Zootopia 2
Have you seen that guy who had a fetish for taking out the trash
I mean can you blame them
exploiting furries is peak
i always recommend my artist friends to do it lol
I once knew an artist who drew horse bondage for a south korean doctor. She didn't like it at all but it was good money
That's the secret, don't, kink is absurd just roll with it
gw if they locked the fuck in on Space Wolves:
Real.
REAL.
also like
most furries know this and dont care
because they got tons of money anyway
lmao
Furries in general for animation were originally made because budget cuts.
In short, drawing a person is hard. So the excuse?
Make them a sentient animal.
Though tbf we kinda had this throughout history in general
Sealed away like a cursed relic
They could furry bait the FUCK outta space wolves
There is a specific genre of mythology where an animal removes their coat of fur and it turns out they're a hot lady
LMAOOOO
Fucking hell thats great
my favorite part is like how shes in a full latex kink getup
like-
Who is the furriest faction in 40k in yalls opinion
Great now the mods have a new thing to do to us
Space Wolves
like, no joke
thats it
Not orks
I’d go with necrons
15 minute dress up period just to be put in the hole™
FENRIS' ORIGINAL SETTLERS LITERALLY GENETICALLY TURNED INTO WOLVES
AND SPACE WOLVES RIDE THESE WOLVES
Or rather what faction do yall think attracts the most furries
Transformation kink
Well then its not recreational, she wears business casual on the weekdays
black templars 100% has the most furries
GW would print money if they make some Space Wolves models that are just buff werewolves
Is it because of @crystal forum
No i see a lot of IG fans who are furries
Look up warhammer on furfinity
Jay is one tho
Cybersmith...
Oh that's right beastmen in guard
I wish he wasn't dead RIP to a real OG
The best Cybersmith lore is when he paused a podcast interview to take a phone call and came back to inform everyone he didnt get the job
Still active on tumblr, reblogging fat women in diapers
No, no, it’s just zoomers think that they wannabe “the silent goon soldier who has no meaning in life but to serve”
Friendly reminder that cat girls exist in 40k 

True….
very rare to find a genuine weird person on the internet like this lately
NO THEY DONT!
"fiction I wrote for deviantart"
Oh god

There's also the various gors in chaos
forreal I used to follow him but his thing got deactivated sometime
tbh its more that people make beastmen OCs and then make them all pretty and shit
and im like-
THEY DONT
Need to purify my soul with some stormcasts
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE TRUTH FOREVER

Genuinely ai romance novels have been a huge issue in the dollar general book section fandom
this thing fills me with a visceral kind of hatred
it's like a fucking cow soyjack
There's also a lot of brainwashing going on in Warhammer so I think we can throw hypno kink into the fold
Damn warhammer freaky
FOOL
Im gonna blow my dome smooth off if i see this picture again bro 😭😭😭
br*tish people
😭😭😭
I love that they’re 40k’s answer to vampires
Tyranids are kinda vore add that to the pile
There's a kink that has women that call themselves Genestealers 
Cant believe nobody has said guro yet btw
YOU FAIL TO REALIZE WE HAVE AN ENTIRE FACTION THAT USES HYPNO POWERS, RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF R/DANKHAMMER 
muscle worship in space marines are criminally unrepresented
It’s so good
PEAK
GW missing out on big bucks by not making thirst traps of the primarchs

Have, you not scene lion l Johnson?
Bro what
We need more bara representation
And I wouldn’t want it any other way 
Needs a third axis represented by Tender Is the Flesh
They should start making Emperors Children characters sluttier
No 3rd arm though
Why is she such a baddie tho
thirst trap promo art of snake fulgrim? yes please
Honestly i think Emperors Children would be a lot more enticing to me if GW actually committed to the freaky marines
And Slaanesh as a whole
I just feel like GW is afraid of going too far with Slaanesh
they really aren't
I like horsies :)
EC are different from Hedonites
Hedonites are sick
EC have never been sex obsessed
EC ultimately are like
2 of the chunks of the hedonites

the pain/suffering + martial perfection bits and the drugs bits
iykyk
horses are such freaks
EC's doing 6 lines of coke before heading into battle
They do that shit lol
GW isn't going to touch on the gluttony or sex bits of hedonites with EC
because the EC do not care about that
Appease ur gods before you leave
I think GW could go a bit more full hellraiser freaky with the EC
and they never really have
aside from 1e
I think aesthetically they could look creepier but in terms of the themes they cover its like
literally the same as always
Well yeah I know but it would be cool for them to be wearing more extreme looking gear inspired by kink culture, like a ball gag made of spikes, not explicitly sexual but still extreme sensation
Seeing a Terminator EC themed around gluttony could be cool
thats hedonites territory visually
They had a six titted worm
I just feel like EC don't commit hard enough to the Slaaneshi vibes
like
do you just want BDSM gear and stuff
bcs thats never really been their aesthetic
they got the black leather stuff but aside from that not really
And also i feel like a lot of their motivations are kinda boring because it feels like 90% of them are just doing the drugs motivation
(I know the Nurgle Horseman was fantastic, but I’d love that mini to get remade, that tall horse hair crest and Buckler halberd combo was one of my favourite visual minis ever
Absolute twat to put together as metal though)
Can I ask what do you consider to be the slaaneshi vibes?
Because Gluttos is one of the best representations of Slaanesh ever
Noise marines go that extra mile and actually feel Slaaneshi to me
Yeah they remade him for the Heralds
thought you were talking about the Maggotkin dude
Yeah he was the remake
I want them to do the same for tiddy worm
this is literally inline with the rest of the EC aesthetic army wise
Don’t even care if it has tiddies
Yeah Gluttos is great Slaanesh vibes
Such a fantastic mini
Wait I might be thinking of those other ones with a shitload of crazy colors
Gluttos is kind of impossible to beat
That dude is from 1e and non canon 💀
Damn
thats never been the EC aesthetic
in the modern day
well
I say modern day
but 2e is more accurate
The guitarist?
That’s just an event mini
I think i just feel like a lot of the EC aren't extreme enough
this dude also isn't EC
he's a "renegade Slaaneshi marine"
going by his old listing in the books
lol
Like the harpist with the dudes spine?
you don't like this face?
That’s another hardcore mini that is also fantastic
Yeah that one's great
Hedonites release wave as a whole was excellent
tbh
Hedonites nail the theme
You stating that EC don't look slaaneshi is
extremely weird to me
ngl
bcs like they are that?
hedonites have more normal looking units then them
Not Voldo enough
Also I guess I never really looked too hard at the EC models, I should do that
lol
Hold on that one reminds me of
this ones like a fucked up version of the praetor head
I'd win because I dont have 1000000 eye injuries
I should look into EC more there's gotta be something I'll find that I'll latch onto
LMAO
Aw man that means I'll want to buy space marines if I do find something I really like
Their faces are good and fucked up but I for some reason want more weird below the neck horror, unless I've missed it
The issue is they’re in armor
Aside from the crop top armor dudes
You don’t get that much skin to work with
it's ok they can strip
lol
Yeah i think that's onr of the things I don't like about the EC models, I'm not really interested in space marine power armor
Current brain mood tbh
But yeah it's difficult unless they're showing skin like six-pack up there or some of the khorne berserkers with their biceps out
This is what genestealer cultists see instead of eldritch bug horrors
I'm not particularly wowed by Astartes armor maybe that's why I don't vibe with them as much as I hoped I would
execute goosey
To be honest, I think Khorne and Undivided (and the Night Lord KT) have all really left me a bit meh
execute redmaw
I’ll fight it
Joe plays the "American Fotoplayer". Taken from "California's Gold with Huell Howser".
It’s the same poses
Guy who is running forwards with massive axe weapon
Guy who is jogging forwards aiming gun
Leader who is aiming a pistol or pointing a weapon
(Harsh on the NL as they were an upgrade set but still)
The NL don't deserve good things
Its those godamn pauldrons they look dumb as hell
If it wasn't for the pauldrons I'd like astartes armor a lot more
Dat tiddy doh
(EC and Nurgle I can fuck wit tbh, they look different enough, the new renegade pirate dudes too)
And if beakys were the default
Chaos warriors my beloved
Whys one shoulder bigger than the other
Asymmetry is cool
You can make them symmetrical if you want
Gladiator armour
But meh
I think asymmetry is good for chaos
Murmillo’s left side is more heavily armoured than its right side
Because you lead with your left
heres where i would put all the current warcry legends slaves to darkenss warbands
Gladiator armor isn't supposed to be practical tho
Spire Tyrants, the guys who’re specifically loyal to Archaon, for Belakor?
Imo iron golems go hashut
S2D is Archaeon
Belakor falls under them
As well
Bcs GW killed undivided daemons
Untamed Beasts are Khorne coded too
Yeah but their loyal specifies Archaon
no no corvus for belakor and spiretyrants for waht ever
yeahh but they aer also archeons personal black smiths
True
I definitely agree with Corvus
In my PtG army, my Corvus were alongside my Belakor faction
Oh right right it is.
I saw that was a theme of horror in Eisenhorn concerning an xenos race that had been corrupted by the necroteuch
They do got the visual vibes tho
yeahhh but they like, in the warcry catacomb books you get to go see their afterlife, and its literally not chaos at all lmao
yeahh but hwere else owuld you put htem
and it gives everyone a new kit
S2D
There was an emperors child
500 morbillion dollars to chaos warriors
lmao
But I don't know if the artifact was chaos related
im mad horns of hashut arent in helsmiths
They’re all undivided, but they have leanings
So cypher lords lean towards Tzeentch but you could make them whichever you wanted
you can't do this to supa erf
im surpsied noo ne hsa argued about splintered fang being nurgle
LMAO DUDE
It turned a whole race of xenos into some weird fucked up entity
I can see it
It’s just Hircinr’s hunting ground isn’t it?
Their whole thing is about tearing down cities and whatnot though, they have the loss of self which is Khorne’s AoS theme
im halfway sure super earth higherups would have PDF-rings
Oh absolutely
LMAO
It would be cool for a Slaaneshi character who absolutely despises anything that's not symmetrical, I've met people irl who are like that lol
Ravenor Omnmidus finally got good
yweh lmao, khorne is hte most reasonable but i think they might just need to end up in a differet army with the spiders if htey want a chacne tos ruvive
(There’s also a short story where one goes full Khorne, but I like the idea he’s been corrupted to Khorne rather than that’s what the Devourer is)
Also apparently the chuck e cheese ceo is in the epstein files

Ironically not too shocking
oh neat
That must have to happen later, like
Why didn’t it?
Its a dry surprise.
It only spawns more questions for me
Like what tf is going on lmao
It’s pretty decent, dude goes mental and starts killing everyone because he argues the pack structure is also a society
maybe because they were put into legends at the starr of the edition? there was a rumor that they delayed HoH by an edition
lmao
maybe put them in destruction osmehwer?? id put the spider guys into Gloomspite so spider players can have a glimmer of hope
Need a Order faction in AoS that eats people to gain strength
I know GW gets X amount of box releases a week, and armies can also get a limit on how many boxes
So I hope it’s that personally
lmao
The new factory should be up and running by March
gods weakest FEC ror in cities
i would put corvus in the rip hole but they are really popular lmao
You know I could have been down with Warcry being human cultists for each faction
I LOVE scions of the flame i realy really really want htem to come back
lmao
Untamed Beasts eat people to gain strength
I’m aware
But chaos, destruction and death eating people isn’t weird
PRAISE THE ETERNAL FLAMEEE
I want an order faction to eat people
i swore lumineth did some weird shit liek that
Nah
i just jeard they do liek ungodly unethical experiments
They do the weird memory stuff
ah fair
They don’t literally eat a person
Are you talking Home brew or want GW to make them?
should i do next weeks homeowrk or write GSc lore.
GSC lore
I need to ask if the parasites are nids or a separate thing again
nids, its the parasite of mortex type beat
GW to make them, homebrew is easy
lol
this but a nid
Ah yeah
Homebrew lore would be simple
Shyishian Dawnbringer city who ritualistically eat the dead in order to carry their memory through them
Practically it stops the dead being resurrected and used against the city
or do a dawnbringer city that grows sutff from corpses , the only example coming ot me is zombie weed form that one show
Are the hosts are and unwilling participants?
Or are they completely subsumed?
Countryfile yes
Actually, that could be a midsommer’s murders plot
LMAO
i am not sure whats better, if the parasites are apart of their religion, thn foricng other people to absorb the blood parasites is pretty on beat
then they get blendered upon their ascension
from inside out
the gods live within thier blood
and to ascensend they must be freed from our bodies
wait these guys were mentioned before they appeared in [insert book spoiler name here]?
neat
i wonder why they dont have their book apperance on the lex
No one’s updated it
fair
Aaaaw, I was gonna read that one
/srs or /j ?
its like
blnantly obvious who they are when yous tart hte book lmao
/j
ah
I was joking at [insert book spoiler here]
In the lore, are the arbitrator dogs good boys and girls?
in 40k
they are basically robots
:(
If you're looking at it from the perspective of the arbities they can be
Otherwise no
Well that’s a relief
wai t wtf
Had me worried there
They are yeah
Worms, maggots, flies for sure
Imm sure the new 3 witch mini is a leech but I can’t remember
Yes
Unless it’s chasing you, in which case they’re NONONONOTTHEBALLSNO
What’s the lore implications of the bully? Ogryn saying “praise the emperor, not the lex because he hasn’t met him”
Does this mean that the ogryn has met the emperor
Yes
The Emperor is a God
lol
He has met him i guess
Neat!
Prove they’re not
you,,, know people irl act liek they haave personally met jesus/god all the time
No one save for the primarchs and a few of the custodes have ever met the emperor in person
I found the emperor in my toast so I’ve met him
I dreamed a weird dream eh mustve been God
Bjorn might have
my aunt says she spoke to jesus
I think he says he fought alongside him once
Björn did once
If you reckon a rifle is a good boy
In the Crusade
And possibly the Anchorite
Besides Cawl, Guilliman, the Lion and the Custodes its just those two on Team Imperium
the gsc could live on a water purificatio planet and release leeches into water shipments?
with the gsc virus
but that is a bit uh
idk the word
fixable
what if that’s their goal rather than something they actually do?
i want a cult that actually spreads so i can just throw them where ever
Like they’re trying to work their way to this particular planet to spread it across a whole system
my second draft my cult is alreday died liek hivecult and 4 armed emepror but already spread
suprised the inquisition hasnt done shit about like, rusted claw
i get why htey havent bothered with pauper princes since they still make their salt exports
and i assume twisted helix moved headquarters
They probably have, as far as they know
lmao
rusted claw still completley control their own planet and only spread because a gsc RT was there
otherwise htey dont do hjack shit lma
damn it, innerwyrm already use parasites
hmmm,,, ami missing anything obvious i could do with my symbol
oh it looks like uhh
So GSCuriken are out then?
Yeah, but does the Inquisition know that?
fair
also tehre is a good chance htey simply dont give a shit
Idt they could ignore something that big
It probably just hasn't come up yet
Or smth
you owuld be suprised
I mean wilful ignorance is a whole other level
If they were just not paying attention to that subsector sure
But an entire world?
That i know
Kryptmann's Plan
Administrative fuckups
Scorched Earth
But to know that a nominally Imperial World is completely overrun by GSC and still interacting with the wider Imperium?
Very very very risky
you would be shcoked how common that is
If its isolated its ignorable
Ive never read on this
Any pointers?
the ordo hereticus recognized a planet is going to most likley have a GSC uprising adn sent the sisters to go get an artifact and leave
not even stop the gsc lmao
Well if the planet isnt worth it theyd just glass it so id expect that
id have to double check since i havent really read a 40k book in like
2 yeras
a year?
Idk this seems a bit much
hangf on
Most Inquisitors are at least generally somewhat competent
@storm jungle any examples of the inquisiton just letting planets fall because htey dont care
That's why we don't hear from them
i know lmao thats why im here
the 4 armed emepror
I LOVE this piece
its confirmed GSC have better dental hygine than the imperium
i love this art so much
"THE FALSE GODS ATTEMPT TO LAY WASTE TO OUR HOLY LAND, CLEANSE THESE DEMONS IN THE NAME OF THE 4 ARMED EMPEROR"
Look up quarantine worlds
lexi should have a few examples of the mi think
PH YEAHHH
you can literally get designated as one and have no idea, its great
I saw somewhere that the imperium will occasionally give a planet freedom (only after extracting all the resources and leaving the world to fend for itself with no military)
I mean they haven't been ignored
Just declared 100% off limits
Hell usually
No one in or out
This scenario feels like it should be in a book
its after they have completely emptied the planet of all use
I mean itll be a wasteland so theyll leave yeah
@storm jungle I know gsc symbols dont always corrilate to the cult but do either of these designs imply anything? i dont remmeeber why i made these this way lol
Pretty sure it was for your cult wasnt it
yeah i cant remember the reason why guh
man i should name my files better

OH IT WAS A COIL WORM
finally a good modifier
YEAH I MERMEBER NOW Its supposed ot be a blood worm
cursed
lmao
Would you expect anything less from our most merciful god emperor
A God-Emperor who puts his faithful to the torch, neglects his most loyal son and kills endless innocents for a plan he doesn't even know will work
Yea, what else could be expected
Exactly
Now your getting it
Make a loyalist out of you yet
Nahhh imma be real he dont let me become a daemon
Id work for the side with Daemonettes and Immortality
And better crack
me and the innumerable slaves to darkness when Abaddon chops the false emperor's rotting head off (we're having a great time and partying in triumph)
The planet decides to randomly explode for some reason
Marine needeth crack
Agreed
Everyone gonna boogie
Bring all your friends
sucky kind of snail immortality though
Better than ughhh For the Emperor, die horribly soul gets eaten by daemonssss
Souls gonna get eaten anyways let's be real
Best case scenario is your soul rips itself apart and your essence becomes a furie
Chat, does the Mechanicus have access to Dyson sphere tech so it could hypothetically encase a black hole?
Yes(but it’s DAOT stuff they don’t fully understand despite researching for over 10000 years)
Second one is a no
Since I'm making a homebrew Forge World that's a planet in orbit of a black hole, I wanna do something interesting with it.
Encased black hole is Necron/Eldar/LoV stuff
A black hole is kinda beyond all races in 40k
But they’re not like
At least at present
Isnt this the thing sucking on festus’ belly button in his model?
A proper big one
That horrifying model man
Jfc
Fair enough.
Necrons had a super weapon that fired what was
Essentially a black hole
it broke
And the dark eldar have a portal straight to a black hole
Which is in Vect’s vault of stuff
He’s used it a few times to kill people
What a chad
He sent it as a “gift” to an archon he didn’t like once
And it ate the archon
💀
The dude got sucked into a box the size of a splinter pistol
Vect, aka one of the funniest people in 40k
I may have to read a deldar novel now
i never understood dyson sphere
is their like entire purpose basically being a gigantic skeleton that revolves around a planet and harvests its energy?
There's a T'au colony that mines energy from a nearby black hole I think
if so yeah that is extremely beyond Imperium tech lol
Around a star but yeah
Loads of solar panels and offering armature to build upon
The guards checked the shit and everything, it was confirmed safe, he brought it into the room and they heard him scream, a massive sucking noise and a loud crunch LOL
Not quite on the level of trapping / encasing a black hole tho
There’s 4 Dyson spheres we know of in 40k, 2 are DAOT, 2 are cron tech
Yeah basically that
it's just solar panels 4head
But with an archon
Honestly Dyson Spheres are very overkill, Swarms are enough
But yeah, planet orbiting black hole. How do you feel about that for a Forge World?
Are the Lathe worlds Dyson Spheres ?
Dew it
No
Here's what the black hole looks like. It's called Yuzoth.
Lucius the forgeworld is a Dyson sphere
Sounds like a fun premise for a Forge World, have at it imo
But the other one is just a weird thing the mechanicus found
And the outsider is inside one
And there’s l a tomb world that’s one
Tsara'noga the Dyson Sphere
I’m not counting the tombworld inside the sun
As a Dyson sphere
Bcs it’s the wrong way around
Fair enough
But it’s obvious humanity in the DAOT could make dyson spheres/swarms
As can the crons
Yknow what
I never knew how strong a black hole is until now. Not even stars make it out
Like nothing does
Yes
How do you even work with that
There are still stable orbits around it
^
Just much farther than with stars
Sometimes matter in the accretion disk clumps together into "blanets," planets in orbit of a black hole.
also they’re pretty bright technically
Thats kinda cool, so planets can reform. Its not just destroying space
Tbf we dunno what happens inside it exactly lol
Someone find out
Don't their light lack UV light ?
Like I remember someone theorising that plants wouldn't be able to grow on their lights
Exactly, but they can't sustain an atmosphere, so no life. The only reason the Mechanicus can stay there is because their cybernetics protect their body from the vacuum of space.
Just walk in there
man black holes are so spooky i love em
Tbf the mechanicus can colonize a shithole rock
And make it a factory
Who needs the sun
And how they deal with invaders is just throw it into Yuzoth.
The giant gravity well that nothing ever leaves
The actual planet is named Progenoth.
Their robe colors are usually purple, black, blue, and white. A mix of those.
Someone should try walking into Sagitarrius A
The one homebrew I've wanted to wrote up is the Ork WAAAAAGH I want to buy and paint at some point in the future
See if Huron is really in there
Feels low stakes with the Orks if I get some background lore wrong on them
do I pick the sniper or heavy bolter lads
Sniper
I like how the sniper looks ramshackle and literally taped together
Always do it the Exodus way
zamn I only need to prestige the heavy but hokay
Maybe this Abnett shmuck does know how to write after all
Pretty cool
Ravenor sucks now
Dark Eldar 💀
Im unironically gonna start shouting “six?…. Make it seven!” To my friends for the next month.
i rly like neutron stars
Hadex Anomaly
Based.
sadosmasochists
it's all fun and games till they Eviscerating Flyby your whole unit
Never forget the Helliontide of 9th Edition
Goated
Such a cool idea
is their a chaos dwarf equivalent in 40k
In what way?
I can't even post the OG tweet since it's qoute one with a mega slur in it
No.
Chaos Squats
but they were retconned long time ago
if you mean shoving daemons into random shit
they'll come back later
check my username out
lol
dark mechanicus or iron warriors would fill that niche
my army is exactly that
but that's the only thing they share
lol
Isn’t that Vashtors jam?
well he's not a faction
Vashtorr has corrupted some Ironkin in an entry awhile back
but yeah we dont have Chaos Kin rn
they'll 100% happen later tho
and those two have been doing longer than Vashtorr has existed meta wise
GW loves exploring old nostalgia-bait armies
so prob Killteam
and then some other expansions if people buy them in shitloads
maybe we'll get chaos androids back one day
bro is strong bad
space king
Skull candy Necrons go hard
you should
Smited by the gods
Is that Fallout 67
waiit holy shit I didn't even see the hat
LMAO
You're afterwards, its this Cole first
What did i do
so this means they existed as some point and still exist (though not alive) in the actual lore therefore not completely retconned ?
They’ve explicitly always existed since 3e
Just not as an actual army
Or relevant thing in lore
Yeah but I mean
Necromunda has rules for them
they disappeared real quick
One of them is in Blackstone Fortress no?
I've always assumed they were completely retconned out of existence
That’s a man of iron
Not being mentioned doesn’t mean retcon’d
If you exist in 3e
And GW hasn’t explicitly contradicted or removed you
aren't they technically demon engine prototypes as well
You are canon
ok
They were made by some unknown human civilization in the past and are daemon engines
Aren’t men of iron androids?
squats
they're automats
Men of iron are androids/AI software/battle automata
The ones from the Gaunt’s ghost book
I want to say 3/4?
Ect.
chaos androids are basically demon cyborgs/infantry sized demong engines
Those are men of iron corrupted by chaos
Men of Iron are fully sapient AI


