#40k-lore-chat
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Not really
He aint cut out for this
Cap 🧢
He tried to go to war with it with a single planet
I mean the writers actively sabotaged him
"Nah, I'd win"
the last books set it up like he was gonna be subservient as long as he got to rule Munda
then he just does a full 180
RIGGED ELECTION
HELMAWR CHEATED
Another Helmawr W
Ngl
He was probably under before the Imperium really took a hold of Necromunda
Here's a thought. How long until they introduce Necrons to Necromunda?
Do you think the elder gods under munda like helm or Ozzy more
Never hopefully
Never aside from xenotech
leave major factions slop out of Munda
Whether it be Necron destroyer cultists or mind scarab controlled guards men.
Helm, they use the Delaque and the Delaque helped get Ronty back on top
Im gonna assume whoever they can puppet lol
We do know they entirely operate through the Delaque iirc?
Necromunda is already occupied
also what Red said
like
the Delaque were playing 10D chess during this entire succession crisis
lmao
Delaque was COMICALLY loyal to Helmawr so I am forced to assume Helmawr is their favorite blorbo
We know Delaque are their puppets friends
LOL
“Man this new planetary governor sucks someone change the fuckin channel”
Yeah Delaque's end goal going by their cthulu vibe is awakening the Silent Ones so i guess thats forever in limbo for now
New idea: Make a Xenos version of Necromunda.
At least they did something
unlike the fucking Orlocks
Can’t wait for Slate to lose his shit that Morrow gave one of Slates daughters to Credo
Orlocks are kind of a bunch of Bums
LOL tbh politics will be politics
lol
Make AoS Munda instead 
Escher and Orlocks got shafted hard
"I finally have all the cards and now you wanna play checkers" - Intercepted vox transmission in Hive Primus
Real. Silent Ones are real OGs, literally
The idea that the sea gods just love watching the chaos and Aranthus’ mind control pilgrim was too organised for them was is pretty funny
It adds up tbh
I like to imagine that they like the chaos
people forget Delaque ALWAYS act in their (i.e Silent Ones) interest
They’re literally stuck in a shitty fishbowl underwater city in the depths of the planet
Necromunda players are the Gods confirmed
I quite like the Psychoteric Thralls that are tied to the Delague alien system, but aren't exactly part of Delaque
Same
Yeah
its like as symbiotic creature
Delaque are cool
Also ngl
It's so fucking scary and awesome
No
Nope im 99% sure
Okay
Unless they pretend to be someone with hair
Do they shave it or does it like
Think they had in their old old miniature
Magically fucking fall out
Its magical/biological shit im sure
I c
Fish don’t have hair
LOL
I was going for an Innsmouth joke and looking for the passage then i remembered just how racist it got and got sad
Kinda wanna make a cringe Helot cult, so imma need GW to actually make models for them
That would be great
Helot is so ass
I like ass
They have a few like
They were a last minute conversion to be fair
Like GSC
Deadass playing venators and flavoring them as Chaos is more fun
Oh totally
It’s just sad how bad they are
Dunno what they are, sound like losers
I want to run a campaign with just Helots
I know someone who ran Ash Waste Nomad as Helot, she had made them into Nurglite mutants, worked quite well, with all the gas masks and all
The setting was a pilgrim fleet that was in the warp during the Cicatrix split
The fleet got smashed into being a hulk, and a hundred years passed
The descendants of the survivors have all the fervour of the fanatics, and no where really to aim it, so your god is shit like the god of pipes, or the god who makes the light flicker on level 5 of some shit
I already have, I've been a gsc fan for a good while now lol
Yay!
They might be capped at how many they can take though, worth keeping an eye out for to eye it up
Preferably with the societal rejects/failures
I want AoS Munda but I’d rather Warcry if there was just the one skirmish
It is capped but they’re pretty good on paper
Tbh
Emphasis on paper
No clue how the gang will actually play
Apparently they're alright, good champs and they get more than normal gangs can but their regular dudes aren't stellar and can't get any major weapons to offset their mediocrity
MY FELLOW ROBOTS, CYBORGS, AND AUTOMATONS!
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︀︀DEATH TO THE TYRANNICAL SUPER EARTH! ⚙️
Quoting HELLDIVERS™ 2 (@helldivers2)
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that design is so fucking swag
Resurrect Mordheim
Paying with them single handedly turned me against the Necromundan combat system
You will like the T'au munda.
The fanatic era melee was so much better
LOL
Someone didnt smoke the field with their juves
That would actually be a good way of showing off the T'au client races.
Oh no, I carved through our best players gang without taking a wound
I was just bored
Move, move, charge, roll, take off your mini with 40,000 lasting injuries
venator won
god i need the new season already
"I'm a fan of a good joke myself. Stop me if you heard this one before..."
punches off a literal child's jaw
😭
Honk, and I cannot stress this enough, shoo
Didnt ask. Quiet down worm.
DECADES of capeshit and all we have to show for it is one singular movie
What am I looking at
Why am I seeing s4s here
"capeshit" learn to look into some good superhero stuff dingus
the MCU doesnt encompass everything

Good superhero stuff, known oxymoron
||t. DC fan
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DC Fan
DEATH
TIBETAN MONKS KILL THIS MAN
You know I’ve been digging the absolute Batman stuff
It’s so absolutely mental
How is two face made?
Bane literally rips half his face off
How is Penguin made? Bane breaks all of his limbs
Absolute Batman is genuinely great
its the MOST original take on Batman as a character in decades imo
its one of the reasons why its great to read, Bruce very much is just a bum/nobody, not some rich playboy you are suppose to somehow relate to
Yes! Like, just absolutely nuts
Yeah like i KEPT seeing memes and posts
"OH ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS NUTS"
"OH HE USES A BIGASS QUARRY TRUCK AS HIS BATMOBILE"
When i finally caved in uhh i had that moment
also bonus points were brutalizing ICE/KKK members lmaooo
Though they did flash dirty
I haven’t got that one
My brother had the collected
Zoo and Abomination
Wots the one where supersman is raised by the yakuza
Is it good
I think bro killed them lol
Read it now tbh
its completely unrelated one-shot
i ordered a physical copy of it, peak shit
Got to bully him into buying it now
Hell yeah 
its very much a comic made in response to the "events" of this recent time
genuinely a great read
I hate people who turn things on that don't need to be turned on and create a bunch more work for me
…that’s what she said?
I'm about to make the dark eldar look like a joke
Reasonable crash out

I wonder how much I'm gonna have to audit to fix this fuck up because this stupid programming bitch doesn't fucking ask before fucking with shit
@surreal nest Venator abilties
I think I should learn programming
Every day I ask myself if I need this job then I remember I don't have a car and this job is the highest paying job in town
🗣️
There’s nothing worse than when the answer is ‘yes’
If you relate to any version of Bruce Wayne at all you need to go to an 1800s style insane asylum
his gun feels like a generic shooter AR
like
I'm deadass
this is the most normal feeling gun eveer
I think thats kinda what gets me
the writers ALWAYS try to make Bruce relatable
1 lingers as a pool
Its just straight called Batman Ninja vs the Yakuza League
Guess it'll be the first capeslop I watch in quite a while
Lame
We could have had Celeste, instead we get lameator
He's irish
The Irish are a scourge that should be deleted
I hate how they always beat us in football

Its interesting that his resistances scale with his spirit?
They are better than france
Who won the rugby?
yes
Okay unironically
Good
this dude feels like generic shooter man
Oh…oh dear
his 4 also doesn't reward headshots
Every game needs Dave the gun guy
Tbh that might be a bug
true
But what do you think?
I think i love his utility we REALLY needed anti heal and true damage
Thats so exciting
Also Gotham is genuinely the worst place ever so Bruce Wayne could nuke the place into ash and it would be better for everyone
There's 16 greater Demons under Gotham and thats not even a top 10 issue
Thanks for sending me those
I mean, except for everyone else
See
he seems quite good messing around with him, none of his abilties need you to stop shooting/moving aside from 4
Like
you do not need to let off the trigger ever lol
Gotham is built on top of an indian burial ground, which is built on top of a tomb containing 16 Demons, which was built on top of a portal to Hell, which was built on top of a portal to UltraHell
I cant build for the life of me
isn't it also built on a weird liquid pool of stuff
I love how like
this entire plotpoint was fucking made
that grants immortality
Lazarus?
so the writers could explain why the city is so miserable
Yeah
New Jersey
LAzarus
Gotham is working exactly as it’s supposed to
The point of Gotham isn’t to be better, it’s to give the weirdos a place so they don’t fuck with the rest of us
It’s like a CoD lobby
All the dickhead 12 year olds who’re way to into thematic theatrics go there
Wdym Gotham is so bad it makes the entire world worse
I should invest in property in Gotham. Specifically warehouses
It makes the rest of the world better because the joker isn’t here being a fucking nerd, he’s there being a weird nerd
They literally do not have you SEEN the shit in Gothams water. Detroit is a paradise
Also the worst part of Gotham is that it's in New Jersey
And still has vampire bats because fuck it
Imagine going to work one day and some dickhead with a question mark balaclava keeps making you answer riddles before giving you your keys
How frustrating would that be?
Yet he’s not, because he’s in fucking Gotham being a tool, not here
To be fair, Gotham and Villains is a Chicken and Egg scenario
Batman has beaten Dracula multiple times
So you say
But really it’s a ticking time bomb, they were getting ready to be weird somewhere (also year 1 has them being weird before batman showed up)
I gotta watch the victorian era batman animation, it looks cool
🗣️ I AM BATMAN AND YOU ARE DUST
If they can’t die it doesn’t apply
you can't kill what's already dead
I thought gotham was built over bat-satan
Gotham made Batman just as much as it made all the other crazies
Bruce Wayne cannot give enough charity to fix this fucking place
Like that immortal dude he locked into an escape pod and shoved into orbit
the justice system and spectacularly shitty reinsertion program did, not gotham
"Hmm there are more and more criminals, I should break bones of every single one of them that will surely solve the crisis"
No no, the land of Gotham is literally evil
what

Are we certain it does not?
America.
it's as much a solution to crime as nazism is a solution to crisis
Bruce Wayne already gives to all those usual anti-poverty and other such programs and its still a losing battle
Gotham is THAT BAD
Isn’t a situation where the top 10 billionaires could give all their money to the 10 poorest cities in the world
And you get a lot of rich politicians an charity directors and still have 10 poor cities
Bruce Wayne himself should have also invested more in psychology and his therapist
Okay first of all, Bruce Wayne and Gotham arent real. Second, Gotham has like 5 super-soldier serums that make you go insane in the water, at least four curses, and 2 living rivers made of pure evil. Its never been so over
Alfred did the best he could under the circumstances!
because going at night dressed in tight leather breaking the law by beating the shit out of everyone isn't exactly what a sane man does
Why doesn't he just clone his parents and resolve his issues
Agree to disagree
And I don’t wear tight leather, I wear comfortable polyesters
is he stupid?
why doesn't he move on like everyone else
And every single comic has repeatedly agreed with you this is nothing new 
Batman is as much a criminal as the others, he's just rich therefore intouchable
in some years we'll discover bruce wayne had an island
Its not that
Dawg have you seen the typa villians gotham has to deal with? Batman's methods are completely acceptable all things considered lol
Most realistic part about the comics
Snitch
A snitch is when somebody from your org tells cops. He's not a part of an org therefore can't be a snitch. He's just another opponent
if the justice system works
Also the best way to handle Gotham's crime is to take it over like red hood did in under the red hood. (Jensen Ackles my beloved)
why is jonkler not executed
That's really the big question
I mean
Gotham is so corrupt that they let the joker live
Gotham has had the government deposed like 14 times he aint special
ok batman has no rule kill (which is very flexible apparently)
the justice doesn't
especialyl not the american one
You have to remember that Gotham is sentient and alive btw
Unless Gotham doesn't have exacutions
I dont believe in this bullshit
There are places that won't kill you no matter how horrible your crime was
Its so alive and sentient there's like 4 different canons as to WHY its a living being
slow down on the shrooms
And thats not even getting into the multiple demonic pacts
buildings ain't talking to ya that's the wind
Gotham somehow sounding like it puts Nostramo to shame
This just sounds like when the Berserk author backed himself into a corner by writing too much explanation
Speaking of the writers, them and all reboots or spinoffs are canon
Similar to how you, the comic reader, is canon
I really hope GW never tries to push a multiverse
should I say alternate time lines instead
Already has them
Whatever shite McNeil tries to pass off as writing these days, and everyone else
(See also Nick Kyme)
Different editions exist I suppose
oldhammer my beloved more or less literal shitfest
You could consider 1e an alternate timeline lol
But WHFB/AoS, and 40k both sorta exist together
The chaos gods in AoS fucked around in other universes before going back to whfb/aos
I'm from the universe where Nick Cage is Guilliman
I'm from the universe where Primaris got replaced by Firstborn and no one could understand why they'd replace good looking models with old shitty ones
Man the Thunder Warriors getting women was woke asf
Armed riots in the streets when they added men to the Custodes
Guys check out Araneus Prime its the best thing GW makes
The soldier minis they make for our civilians tax accounting game are so cool
The Helmawr Succession campaign book is pretty good
In an alternative universe
"I can't believe they would add MEN to our peach festival..."
Helmawr is such a handsome Chad
I love House Escher, a bunch of crustpunk misogynists? Goes hard
Yea the Custodes were clearly made as a reference to the Fishspeakers from Dune, to add men to it ruins their entire lore
To be unironic, wouldn't that be the Sisters of Battle?
All female force
Appointed by the Emperor (supposedly)
You mean the Misters of Battle? The church is banned from having women-at-arms

In every universe, 40k is homoerotic

Drip or drown
Old 40K minis look shit but arguably HH minis look better than new 40K minis.
Gimme a clue what mini this is
Female guardsman
HH?
Also the face on the actual model doesn't look that bad, GW just painted it awfully
I have seen a few people say their painting has been slacking recently
They regularly struggle with faces, especially women's faces
Giving BT neophytes bowl cuts for some reason
they've always had bowl cuts
well
they've always had those fuck ass friar cuts
lol
Squires are required to look like dipshits its knightly code
Bowl cut in the big M42
You watch your mouth
Don’t associate DA with BT
Dark Angels showing up with this haircut
Should this be a skin for the Hive Scum?
Speaker for the mouth? these guy would be hard to shut up.
Sorry everyone for doubting venator he is peak
He is the CHILLEST racist
“I’ll kill yiu with silver bullets… let’s get some whisky”
he is the most sane priest from the Vatican/j
first character we've gotten who looks happy at critical HP lol
hes peak,.,,,
This dude unironically making me contemplate reinstalling deadlock
WE GETTING EXISTENTIAL IN THIS BITCH
@arctic talon im not feeling venator's voice
I expected unhinged
Its weird that he is very lightly spoken but he is armed to the teeth and smiling maniacally in his portrait
But I guess the contrast is really interesting
His ability animations look so stiff 💀
I expected him to be very normal until he starts killing/almost dies
Tbh
We need more deadlock gamers
Go my totally not assault marines
Running double flamers on these nerds and cooking people alive is always a joy
Terrible idea: Gue'vesa Killteam, but you can use them in both guard and t'au armies.
Like Imperial reactionary
I hate these guys so much its unreal
GIVE ME BACK MY GANG QUEEEEEEEEN
How many malun caedos would it take to kill 1 cutodes in melee?
I always see Starcraft Reapers.
They say a custodian is about 100 marines
So about 1 caedo then?
No, 100
Whatever Caedo did in Graia was what he thought if he is a custode.
Boltgun convinced me that every game needs a taunt button
https://www.rxddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1qtsnu1/hidden_king_at_the_start_of_the_match_for_no/ hidden king mogs archmother so hard
THEN INVITE ME TO THE BETA TEST WRAHGHHGH
Mag the Maggie
More like
Bag the Baggie
Haha
Gottem
Send me steam
Because I bag more bitches than you 😭
I’m joking idk if my computer can run it
It can
FOOL
I mean what are your specs
I only got 8gb o ram
Let me check
...
How?
Ive never even seen a laptop with 8 ram

When did you get that laptop
We gotta make these kids play rpg maker games
2023
How is it alive
No
Ive never had a laptop last more than 2 years
… it’s only been 2 years and 2 months
Because I repaired it my self
And-
What ???
I had like 80 dollar Lenovos
never seen a laptop with less than 8 gb of ram
never had a laptop last longe than 2 years
Bro that shit is 4 gb of ram!!
I know because I had one for 4 years
Okay how do I find my specs
It might be because I bent it around a post after losing a game of league
That was a joke it just randomly stopped working one day
what 💀
I have only been physically angry at for honor that was kid
My laptop is 10 years old this year and it still run well.
Could probably still run deadlock
Windows needs to use some
It is the OS itself, there is no fix for that.
Updates and general ram getting older
HOW?????????????????\ ITS TECHNOLGOY!!!
Technology is surprisingly fragile.

and it shoudl get a fuckin life!!
I dont know how my PC is still perfect fine ngl
mf isnt pulling from his retiremetn plan just yet
8gb is still more or less standard for work laptop.
Because technology still has things that go on in it?
Man this servers VCs are nothing burgers
ITS NOT REPLICATING CELLSSS ITS ELETRICITY IN COPPER!! man im crashing out!!!
Heat and electrical stress cause it to take damage
If your computer overheats it’s really bad for the sensitive components
smh computer bullshit
Smh
It happens because of continued usage
Making rocks think is hars
Similar to how our cells do the same
Telomeres decreasing
Cancers happening due to replication mistakes
Yadayadayada
smh
Are you supposedly to regularly replace power supplies and shit
I feel like 6 years is a long time to have one power supply
What
Uhhh
Spend more if you want.
Regularly replace no
It isn't a regularly replace thing
A usual lifespan for a PSU is like 10 years
Im just asking how long my PC has left
Depends on humidity
And heat
And how much you use it
Do you shut it down ect.
It’s kind of vibes based
Hypothetically my room is typically hot and humid and I often have it on sleep
Basically it's when the machine spirit gives up the ghost
Make sure to pray

Office computer running daily since the 90s can still work.
Yeah because they arent on that deadlock grind
Nah they're on that quake grind bruh
Deadlock makes my PC growl ngl
Replacing a PSU if it’s super humid and hot like in 5-6 years wouldn’t be a bad idea constantly
But mother boards are pretty damn durable
Most PSU are rated for 10 years.
Well i wouldn't say super hot
I just have a room facing the sun in southern California on the second story
So
I’d be worried if it’s extremely hot and humid always
🗣️
Unless you abuse it.
IM FUCKING BURNING
I plan to build a new pc soon anyhow
Im not using AMD again though bc holy fuck
I cannot stand AMD software and drivers
Maybe at least not their CPU
Its so. So bad.
Oh cpu
Its so buggy
Yeah I prefer intel
Its so unpolished
Oh yeah theyre fine
But I still prefer Nvidia
I dont like how Nvidia does their names and numbers and shit its confusing but yknow
AMD CPU has a single program, which is very straight forward.
Its terrible
I don't know what people need to do with it to the point it is bad...
Are we talking about adrenaline
Deadlock seems to make no distinction between Fullscreen and Borderless Windowed other than the fact that my game performs horrifically on Borderless Windowed
I can alt tab perfectly fine on Fullsc
That's for GPU.
Oh
It is also very straight forward.
Source engine special
lol
I cant get it to ever work
I use AMD for 15 years now.
I have to constantly reinstall it because it won't open anymore after every driver update
And the automatic driver update feature just lies to me
That shit is NOT updating
Check your setting? It works fine for me and I can't be the only one.
When you install it, you might denied some permission, which stop it from doing its job.
And because saying that Nvidia doesn't do it, yes, they do.
AMD must burn
Ngl
Idk I had a cpu from them and it like terribly underperformed
It’s so weird to me Venator’s 1 and 3 are purple
I had a ryzen 5 3600 and it just wasn't working right
It couldn't run shit
And 6 years ago a ryzen 5 3600 was pretty decent
Wdym?
Yeah
I think its cuz of his Censer
Purple is already used by a few of the characters
Ah
The fact that you don't even know which program does what make me question if you even have the CPU driver.
Or if you has XMP on, which could be the bottleneck.
He is only racist towards people he needs to kill
For my murder mystery campaign, I want a reason to make the players explore the city without my input. I might either just throw so many strings to investigate they will go everywhere or give them down time
He's pretty fun
Its not my fault they give their programs quirky names and neither work
Also yes I have the chipset drivers
I bet ballistic enhancement is goated on him
His gun is named after the bible verse Jeremiah 51:20
"Thou art my battle axe and weapons of war: for with thee will break in pieces the nations, and with thee will destroy kingdoms"
did Venator win?
yes
good, I used 50 votes on him
Was…was that it?
That was the whole countdown thing?!
Fallouts was more impressive
Every child in my school has been saying ‘that’s so 25’
How out of touch are these people?
Again nuke the whole generation
the fact that 67 literally means nothing in the form of a joke kinda tells you all you need to know tbh
It's dadaism ok
Its braindeadism
40k be goofy as hell then go into extreme detail on an orphan crushing machine and how painful it is to go through one.
Two whole pages dedicated to the functions of the orphan crushing machine.
Those are needed tbh.
your average 40k reader kinda doesnt understand how the Imperium might be evil lol
I know how evil everything is in 40k. Hell, my favorite faction is the Mechanicus.
I mean you do
most people dont and cope that it isnt
also actively get upset when being reminded of it

Fair enough, but that's mostly the Black Templar Chuds of the community.
Nah its way more numerous than that.
its a big enough issue that GW had to make two statements on it
BT fans are just one of the louder brigadiers of it
They're also a very vocal minority, I wouldn't say the average warhammer fan is a chud, there are numerous but still
Its just kinda what you get when your main human faction is very obviously fascist/imperialist, people rally around it under the guise of "im not xenophobic i just think they are cool" then say the must huh? stuff imaginable.
Again this isnt to say you cant enjoy the Imperium, you absolutely can, I do daily with the stuff I write for my imp homebrews, its more that some people just always deny whats infront of them.
Also this yeah.
Your "average" warhammer fan is the ones that are just harmless and go "WOAAAH" when a marine appears and fires his Boltgun™ using his Power Armor™
which is fine, every fandom thats large has those people lol
Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar in comparison have a zero nazi issue because the humans in that are not fascist in any means appearance wise.
To be honest, in my opinion the least evil faction are the Votann. They just want their money and have a reliance on AI.
Fantasy has a few of those racist knight types but it is very much less common
Oh yeah, fantasy is just a fun time mostly.
meant fans, in world it's pretty whatever
Votann are extremely evil but it depends from League to League
their evilness comes form uncaring colonialism/consumption
aka actively starting wars for people to destroy each other so they can come in late rand take everything from the barren planet
or annihilating entire planets in world-cracking engines with entire civilizations still on them etc
The stock must go up
Literally lol
but like if you had to compare evils yeah they are more middle-tier
Votann dont do about 90% of the shit the Imperium does
they are more bent on conquest/taking-whats-ours in a corporate fashion
Tbh, the less evil variant would be the Kharadron from AoS, also capitalist assholes (love them), but less like the Votaan
Yeah Kharadrons are more immersed in the societies they are close to, Leagues dont as its the galaxy/huge distances exist
I yearn for the de-Phil Kellyification of the T'au.
I actually really like the T'au.
Tau are really interesting, but still wouldn't really be interested in a Tau Necromunda
I dig their technology, they are somewhat* upstanding galactic citizens, and the Kroot are in the Tau'va, which is good because the Kroot are my favorite Xenos.
As is your right. People who hate the Tau are always a red flag to me lol
"GRRR STUPID BLUE COMMUNIST FUCKS THEY SHOULD ALL DIE."
"Have you read anything about them?"
"Uh no."
Yeah, same here.
🙏 AoS Necromunda 🙏
Like I dont dislike Tau, im just not interested in them. Ive been a decade long 40k fan and they are the most unread faction for me in the setting.
Skaven undercities.
Wrong franchise, but I feel this applies as much to the Mechanicus as it does the Automatons.
A City of Sigmar, with gangs replaced by Guilds (Like Ironworker Guild, Brewer Guild...), with them being a mix of human, Duardin, Aelf and some Ogor.
With some side groups like Orrucs and Skaven doing incursion à la Malstrain and Ash Waste Nomads
people who call tau anime i think should be attacked with wooden planks
to be fair they ARE somewhat anime-inspired
the problem is people think thats ALL they are
Gundam
Automatons mentioned KILL SUPER-EARTH
📢
Eldar and their Evangellion stuff...
They're so much more than anime blue dudes. They're cool blue dudes.
tbh
Eldar are the anime guys
Eldar anime shit literally begins and ends at the eldar titans lol
Nah they arent
Eldar are a soup of like 4-5 cultures
and people tend to just lump anything asian / eastern influences as anime
I have a race of sentient spiders in my fantasy world building project and they're Chinese and Southeast Asian more than Japanese.
With some Australian mixed in, too.
but sounds cool
Thanks
super earth having people blenders: good
automatons having people blenders: bad
super earth having a star of peace: good
automatons having a death star: bad
Essentially.
I am partaking in the march on Cyberstan, although my loyalties lie with the Knights of the Covenant subfaction of Helldivers.
The same dichotomy happen with 40k.
Seen people say that the Imperium killing the full population of a human planet is ok, but when the Eldar do it, they're maddened
yeh back in my day we remembered DAT BOI
Back in my day we had 21.
Back in my day we had 42
Back in my day we had people thinking beans was funny.
Yeah because badly animated 3D models are still funny
They're still funny.
Always will be
because at least it has some effort behind it lol
More respectable than AI Slop
the 6-7 generation could never understand the relationship between badgers, snakes and mushrooms
our noble and dignified 69 vs their barbaric and meaningless 67
tbh I wish I didn't
Tbh 69 is funny because of the way we treated it
it also you know
has a fucking meaning
lmao
Did 420 have a meaning ?
Weed.
Or was just coopted by weed
^
it has an entire wiki page
What if I made a homebrew Forge World?
I need to be smart about this.
What if, and get this, I made it a not so subtle red vs. blue cliche, which explains why their current robe color is purple?
Forgeworlds can be of any color actually
its just we see Red of mars constantly because its iconic/recognizable
so go for it
Id also suggest reading the forgeworld pages on the fandom wiki for some of the major ones for inspiration (because they just copy paste them from the codexes so you can read them for free in technicality lmaooo)
I'm aware of the new color thing, but thanks for the advice.

The Mechanicus are my favorite faction, so it only makes sense I'd homebrew a Forge World. And I was talking about the fandom wiki thing.
Theoretically it doesn't even have to orbit a star, it could be a blanet (planet orbiting a black hole).
Purple accretion disk.

Ourple.
it could be a Dyson Sphere
and the star its power source
they're outta time
I think orbiting a blackhole like-
wait doesnt it drag you in
or you get caught in time or something
you'd get succ'd, unless you'd have some unremarkable Necron tech
which may or may not have happened in a recent novel
Yeah the planet in that is also STILL trapped in time and suffering the effects of the black hole too which kinda says a lot
You could in theory have a stable orbit from a Black Hole, but it would be a very very large orbit
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correct and wisdompilled
I'm gonna hate tau for crungass mechs
She Schwartzchild on my radius till my horizon events
Guess which future US presidential candidate has used 67 in the name of their basically-a-discord-chat?
Curse of xenos faction
Orks and necrons, or Aeldari may be read because they are shown in imperium books, and Aeldari may also be read because it glazes the fuck out of the imperium
Tau don’t have any draw for imperium fans
You hate Tau because they are a thematic break from the grim dark setting and an attempt to bring new fans into the hobby.
I hate Tau because they are xenos.
We are not the same
They really aren’t though
Well, not now
Well yeah but who cares about how they were
But change is scary and also kind of ruins my joke so I ignore it
It’s not like that now, so it’s irrelevant
Fair enough
Practically as bad as the imperium in practice, just has a nicer veneer over it
Just not the same in scale
I mean, they kinda do
They have a whole different flavor of societal oppression and manipulation
I mean in tone, not oppression
Make them actually be the hopeful good guys who don't abuse their citizens
They’d be cooler if there was more focus on the other races in the group
If you want that, do enclaves
I see the conclaves as a bit of a cop out. GW trying to have their cake and eat it too.
I really enjoy enclaves
It’s still grimdark, not in tone or anything, but because they are thoroughly fucked
The hopeful new race that hasn't had control enough to fall to their own flaws is thematically in line with the tragedy of the setting and I like that
Yeah but imperium fans go
“I NEED MORE REASON TO HATE THEM THAT DOESNT MAKE MY FACTION LOOK BAD”
I think you still get that, there’s just some nuance
I would have more reason to hate them that makes my faction look worse
As is thematically appropriate
The books show there is still that in abundance it just depends where you are at
Sure, it's a galaxy wide thing, nuance exists. A faction can have good guys, bad guys and morons all at the same time without it representing the whole.
The whole one culture per planet thing comes to mind here
Also about the new people into the hobby thing, I’ll never understand why people go “I HATE PEOPLE ENJOYING THE THING I LIKE!!! GET OUT OF MY HOBBY!!”
I understand the paranoia around people getting into like, the HR department of the parent company and working in direct opposition to the fan base but this is 40k. GW already does that.
But at the player level? What, a reddit mod that hates 40k gains control of the official discord. So what?
'Help me...' the man gasped
'Of course,' Loken said. He drew his combat blade, the standard-issue short, stabbing sword, and activated the power cell. The grey blade glowed with force. Loken cut down and sharply back up again in the mercy stroke, and gently set the man's detached head on the ground.
Power knives are a thing? 
I think the Alpa Legion really liked power knives
If there's a melee weapon, it has a power variant
I kind of like the idea of power kunsi for the ninja roleplayers
in the case of Tau I think it was that they were trying to attract fans due to popularity of various anime during the period from Gundam/Evangelion etc; and that the Tau weren't creating anything really new or interesting mechanically in the setting to do so
It was pretty blatant pandering
What is a kunsi ?
Kunai

Go easy on me it's early
basically a throwing knife
I know what a Kunai is
You just figured I didn't make a typo and was referencing a weapon you never heard of before?
While I appreciate the credit that gives me, no i'm just tired
What does a Loyalist_Cacti look like?
Speaking of ninja weapons though, the scythe on a chain? Make that a power weapon
I was Heretical_Cactus before getting far into Warhammer
There are Power whips, so why not, but really maybe having it be a Shock that is used with gloves (which does exist)
The meteor hammer already exists, so chain based power weapons are real
The difference is Meteor hammer don't have you handle the chain part
Anything can be a power weapon if you plug it into a socket
for example, you can stick a fork into your plug point at home
and it becomes a power fork
Do not do that
This, but attach the Sickle at the end
We're already 90 percent there
Just need the sickle, and it's there
Yeah but the fandom has this weird thing about newcomers even without that
Never ask a Black Templar player what faction his girlfriend plays
They have girlfriends?
Impossible
If you play warhammer, that already puts your odds near zero, but black Templars on top of that?
Ok correction, if you’re a part of the LGBTQ+ community, your odds are fairly good, but uh, those people usually aren’t black Templar fans for uh, reasons
Ok I suppose that question is a bit of a trick question.
I’ve been seeing a lot of queer folks in the 40K community recently, and that’s great! ❤️
After all, the poster children of 40K, space marines, is just weaponized homosexuality
Now, I actually like the Black Templars. Axe crazy crusaders fits very well.
“Go on my space marines, unleash your pent up homoerotic tension on the enemy!”
Marketed to the straight man
There's that ancient Roman influence
Space marines don’t bum eachother though
Influence, not outright copy
Huh thats kinda neat
Like ghost riders chain but electric instead of firey
I always found power weapons interesting because it really doesn't matter if it is sharp or not. The power field does all the damage
The sharpness of it is more cosmetic me thinks or if the power field ceases to function
It could still may suffer from bludgeoning blows and extensive use I think
At least it sounds like a good explanation
Power uses a battery though, so once it runs out a power sword is still a sword
I also find it silly how some times chainswords are used with thrusts
Like it has no good pointy tip yet we see people using it to penetrate the enemy
The eviscerator doesn't have a guard on the point, so it can probably thrust pretty well, otherwise I think the guard gets in the way
True
I guess if you're strong enough you can impale anything on someone/something
Also the chainsaw's teeth might help somewhat
Exactly what I think
Might depend on the pattern of the weapon and the user
To be fair it’s most used by space marines, so they have the strength.
Yeah I guess, but there's also commissars, sisters of battle... I guess it's just something its ignored for the rule of cool
Yeah their chainsword marks are less likely to but maybe modified to compensate for non marine users.
Or they could just smacking with it because it’s still a big metal stick and will still hurt getting smacked with it.
True
Also a lil bit weird seeing space marine 2 armor customization tbh a lot of exposed parts with just the black carapace part
Firstborns seemed to have less gaps on their armor
It might be the different posing but the primaris seem to just be more open to gaps in the armor
Large flying woman 
They are virtually identical. MkX just has the open slutty hips for flexibility
Girls balls be hanging so damn low
Primaris don't have the metal diaper

Xenos
It's friday and I just went fishing with Hosea and Dutch in rdr2
Everything is coming up Millhouse
You sir, are a fish
the redder
What did orthur mean by this
He was just being Arfur.
I see
I bet those gaps are also made of a very sturdy material though flexible
Probably not that sturdy. Marine designers IRL dont really put thought into these that much
its the same reason why astartes in motion in games always have armor bits clipping into stuff
Fair
They must be somewhat sturdy, if not it would become primary targets for any enemy with good enough ability/genetic rivals to astartes to weaken their combat
ignore realism always 
its fine they'll just dodge it
trust
Simply the rule of cool
Ignore everything else
Depends
Are they helmeted or not
Are they blueberries or not
Don't stare at me with those big ol' eyes
Primaris love dying it's their favourite so they can have some gaps as a treat

It’s just mark x it takes parts from all marks and the exposed legs i believe are mark 2
It's so funny to rotate the camera in the space marine 2 and see their big ass completely out
Kind of
Ayo
They are appealing to space marine fans
But yes they caked up perhaps a bit too much
The ultra cake
Na it makes sense if they're ultra beefed don't remove the asses
Stupid sexy Astartes...
Its actually harder than the armor
Its solid
If they made ships out of Astartes ass cheeks? Pack your bags, long war is over
VERY DISTRACTING
YESTERDAY I DIED MID OPERATION CAUSE I GOT TOO DISTRACTED
Invincible, indestructable
Captain, I'm trying to sneak past the heretics...
But I'm dummy thicc







