I think the patch we were on broke the button mashing so it was near-impossible or something
#40k-lore-chat
heady rivet
spring cairn
especially the gunner and their increased FOV mask
opaque coyote
Like there's only the Civil Protection who are essentially just beginner mooks.
The Combine soldier.
The Combine shotgunner.
And the Elite.
Half Life Alyx has way better enemy design. Although it's partially because... VR. It's also due to there being more variety.
opaque coyote
especially the gunner and their increased FOV mask
I like the charger design
languid meadow
that one animation was peak
spring cairn
it's good but it's bog standard
opaque coyote
Gigantic armor plating with a big fuck off shotgun
spring cairn
that one animation was peak
theparrygod my goat
heady rivet
languid meadow
spring cairn
this guy only makes peak
opaque coyote
it's good but it's bog standard
Yeah if they kept the cut baton it would've been more unique.
But it would've also been hard to actually have it be used in a VR game.
Maybe HL3, if it EVER releases, would have them use the Baton.
I just like how the HL Alyx combine Soldiers are more specialized in general
vagrant fox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bm3le9s3-A this one
this mfer just stopped posting peak
opaque coyote
The Combine soldiers in HL2 were fine. But after a while, they got boring because they pretty much just
Had zero variation
opaque coyote
its a game from 2001
Yeah I know. It's clear that Half Life Alyx is partially what they would've done if Half Life 2 was made nowish.
spring cairn
HLX soon
heady rivet
HL3 better have a sequence where Gordon Freeman comes to my house and sucks me off in real life after a wait this long
opaque coyote
Have more enemy variety with unique tactics based on their specialities
opaque coyote
this mfer just stopped posting peak
Tbf I think he works for a level designer* for a game now
So he's likely busy with that
vagrant fox
this takes time
If he didn't have a patreon running I'd cut him all of the slack
opaque coyote
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
I guess it fits the combine MO that they would standardize the soldiers more. They are all about uniformity after all.
opaque coyote
And that's the lore reason why the specialized soldiers in Half Life Alyx are gone
heady rivet
HL3 is gonna come out and be only available on the game sphere and you die in real life when the Combine shoot you
opaque coyote
Also why they're much more human in Alyx. Although I like how the Ordinator explicitly has zero emotions even compared to the rest. With the Grunt having the least modified voice and still with visible emotions.
I still think the wildest part while playing it for a bit at a friend's house was like...
The Combine grunt whispering out an apology to Alyx.
When they die
Which was just kinda fucked up. Even with constant memory erasure, they still build up enough guilt.
In some ways, I wonder why would somebody volunteer to become promoted? Since they do mention promotion as a reward.
Or do the Combine just choose random Civil Protection to become soldiers?
languid meadow
opaque coyote
Count down likely is probably something show related
I do not see a remaster coming
languid meadow
I know what the countdown is related to
but 3 remaster was leaked over a year ago with the obliv one
hallow saddle
its 100% show related right?
cause its an amazon thing & nothing to do with bethesda
spring cairn
the ep is on thursday tho
opaque coyote
but 3 remaster was leaked over a year ago with the obliv one
And more importantly, due to Bethesda's work with the Fallout 4 Next Gen update.
Please never have them release a fucking remaster.
spring cairn
right
languid meadow
countdown spoilers ||It's a tour of the lucky 38||
languid meadow
the ep is on thursday tho
It's today
spring cairn
u said...
languid meadow
6pm pacific standard time
opaque coyote
And more importantly, due to Bethesda's work with the Fallout 4 Next Gen update....
Holy shit the Next Gen update fucking sucks.
opaque coyote
Fallout 4 never had GOOD balancing.
But the next Gen update with it's content kinda sucks
Why is the Enclave here?
Also getting Enclave PA and Plasma weapons at like level 10 clearly isn't game breaking in any way, shape, or form!
The miniscule semblance of ""balance"" that Fo4 had basically got shattered
And the worst part is that downgrading is a hassle
And unable to be done on consoles
So if you're on console, good luck having half of your mods broken
winged jacinth
fo4 locking crafting behind level gates way higher than the guns you can craft are useful at lmao
opaque coyote
I am worried over an inhouse made remaster because of this
Because most remasters are complained about for being mid or being glorified bug fixes
I'm fucking worried that Bethesda will add new bugs to Fo3
And make optimization even worse
Because Fallout 3 and NV wasn't exactly friendly to lower end hardware on their release.
And the PS3
The PS3 basically got the short end of the stick for Bethesda games in general
opaque coyote
Bethesda doesn't do the remakes/remasters
It's rumored to be in house
||MR.HOUSE???||
Hopefully this isn't the case though
Although the Oblivion remaster is also kinda bad
Same engine just with UE5 overlayed
But at least it looks good
Minus the classic UE5 motion blur. Always turn that shit off
Why do people think motion blur looks good
Just fucking erase it
opaque coyote
https://kkinstagram.com/reel/DNQsqgQurGu/?igsh=dGV1eXJ3ZmhydGF4
I don't think bro was pretending when he fell over
LMAO
nocturne crest
lament shoal
hallow saddle
fuck u trazyn i have a new model and you don't yet!!!!
only one with an old model!!!
vagrant fox
jade holly
New Trazyn model would take the Warhammer world by storm
and I hope in his model he holds a Tesseract Labyrinth
hallow saddle
that would be sick actually
he should get a new model soon its such an obvious win
dapper gyro
You better prepare an emergency cope kit.
rose thorn
HE IS EVERYWHERE
This piece of art has been used more then all of the salamanders chapter lol
arctic talon
Silver Templar
arctic talon
The cyborgs are nicer then super earth for offering peace 
sacred ginkgo
On a different note, very cool
Wait there's a tech on bridge again
vagrant fox
Yea
vagrant fox
If only it was cyborgdivers
sacred ginkgo
Is she more or less brainwashed
vagrant fox
There's some lines about being strapped into chairs and staring at powerpoint or something projections for hours
she's fine
arctic talon
Is she more or less brainwashed
she's the same
mostly
she was pretty brainwashed already
not much they can clockwork orange into her lol
rose thorn
They’re an ultramarines sucessor
And like all ultramarine successors they are cool, they are just better salamanders lol
Well the blacksmith side of them at least
opaque coyote
There's some lines about being strapped into chairs and staring at powerpoint or...
Forced to watch Tiktok brainrot with the clockwork orange set up until the dissident knowledge is erased
Honestly I wouldn't put past Super Earth that the PowerPoints actually are some like
UltraMK type shit
Where there's subliminal messages that you unconsciously read without really reading them.
And it gets burned into your head as a result. Unable to be forgotten
vagrant fox
I should play Outlast you're right
storm jungle
not much they can clockwork orange into her lol
hilarious because she literally says they strapped her into a chair and showed her projections for hours apparently lol
vagrant fox
Yeah it's the main focus of Outlast Trials, the short games are labelled "mk"
arctic talon
hilarious because she literally says they strapped her into a chair and showed h...
Her brains already finely polished from all the propaganda, a bit more can’t do much lol
storm jungle
Average MAGA user fr
arctic talon
Anyways uh funny tank is funny
It’s weaker then HD1 bcs this game is 3d rather then top down
But it still murders everything lol
vagrant fox
It's a little clunky to use solo but that's to be expected
storm jungle
i hate how its not even a talk
arctic talon
Except to like a few automaton things
storm jungle
yeah gay ones
arctic talon
But no swivel is sad
vagrant fox
It's just that gay swedish tank helldiverfied
storm jungle
get them out of my game
vagrant fox
just change it a little
arctic talon
Oh my god lol
arctic talon
I like the tank
vagrant fox
The strv 103 is labelled as a turretless main battle tank ☝️ 🤓
jade holly
Y’know, there’s a Salamander or IW type of leader model I wanna see someday but idk how lore accurate it’d be
hollow lantern
I havent seen a single bot tank tbh
storm jungle
Backshots
fervent geode
Tankshots
vagrant fox
How does it do against factory striders
hollow lantern
Only War/Factory striders
hollow lantern
How does it do against factory striders
One shots them
jade holly
Based on this guy
storm jungle
How does it do against factory striders
me and my friend insta-headshot one in Super Helldive
vagrant fox
noice
hollow lantern
Yeah
hollow lantern
It one shots drop ships too
storm jungle
the fact that the only thing bringing this tank down is you having a proper crew is ironically extremely balanced lol
jade holly
Delvarus or Dreagher
Imagine a Salamander who could form weapons made of pure fire and solidify them
hollow lantern
Yeah I absolutely would not use the tank with your average HD2 random tbh
vagrant fox
There's no chance my friendgroup can figure out how to crew one of those tanks competently
jade holly
But idk if that sorta tech is in 40K
fervent geode
Imagine a Salamander who could form weapons made of pure fire and solidify them
This is image too WE for my traitor brain, now imagine that as a WE Centurion
jade holly
Cause the way Amon does it is forge drones that interconnect and channel the element through each other
fervent geode
But idk if that sorta tech is in 40K
Afaik sadly no
fervent geode
Cause the way Amon does it is forge drones that interconnect and channel the ele...
Yeah it would have to be that or a more warp related explanation
arctic talon
How does it do against factory striders
Fucking deletes them
Don’t eat too many hits from their big gun though
urban spire
the swedish tank is cool actually
jade holly
This is image too WE for my traitor brain, now imagine that as a WE Centurion
Amon has an insane amount of weapons he can make
storm jungle
the swedish tank is cool actually
Wrong ❌
spring cairn
tank is peak
celest dome
But idk if that sorta tech is in 40K
Psyker can kinda do that
storm jungle
A tank that cant swivel should face abortion inside a factory
fervent geode
Amon has an insane amount of weapons he can make
Wait wait wait
1st Captain Amon
Amon Tauromachian?
jade holly
A whip and shield made of ice, spears and greatswords made of lightning, one handed axes, hammers, swords, a great axe, great hammer, another greatsword but fire this time
urban spire
A tank that cant swivel should face abortion inside a factory
it can swivel
storm jungle
it can swivel
No it cant lmao
celest dome
Tech wise, there are weapons tbst use extreme temperatures, but they're for thr most part still physical, just imbued (Sollex Power Sword being an exception)
storm jungle
you gotta turn the entire tank Batman style
languid meadow
It's actually pretty good btw
vagrant fox
Imagine a Salamander who could form weapons made of pure fire and solidify them
Considering some of the psychic powers salamanders get in the Deathwatch TTRPG is just summoning fire salamanders it's not too far off
languid meadow
wayyyy better than HD1 version but that's because we dont have the fuck ass top down lock
urban spire
that swedish tank has milimeter precision on its turning
spring cairn
it's a tankhunter
jade holly
Tech wise, there are weapons tbst use extreme temperatures, but they're for thr ...
Maybe an Iron Warrior who’s a bit more intrigued by the warp and chaos to get more corrupted but in turn uses the warp and engineering in tandem to a new level?
arctic talon
Would explain some stuff
jade holly
Acts as more of an outcast among IW
heady rivet
just change it a little
You all laugh but this thing is actually good
languid meadow
they just nerfed enemies dmg against vics btw
fervent geode
I dont doubt psykerisms, tech is what is more curious
languid meadow
but there are more of them
vagrant fox
You all laugh but this thing is actually good
I will not respect sw*de designs
arctic talon
they just nerfed enemies dmg against vics btw
So what they turned up enemy count but made them weaker?
languid meadow
yeah
spring cairn
just against vics
urban spire
swedish military technology is like tide pool evolution for weapons, it's cool
languid meadow
it's to stop rocket devs from insta killing vics now
arctic talon
lol
celest dome
I dont doubt psykerisms, tech is what is more curious
Closest are Plasma melee weapons of the LoV (but still have a metalic form), and the Space Wolf Kraken stuff, which also has the same caveat
No tech based element shaping as we know yet, maybe the Necron have something of the sort
spring cairn
i mean that's what they call it in game
celest dome
It's all gibberish to me
spring cairn
it's not my opinion
jade holly
No tech based element shaping as we know yet, maybe the Necron have something of...
At that point if we go a Necron route it’d prob just be a form of Plasmancer
then again we don’t have a named Plasmancer do we?
urban spire
world of tanks is a videogame it aint real
languid meadow
it's an MBT
It's not an MBT
fervent geode
Closest are Plasma melee weapons of the LoV (but still have a metalic form), and...
Hmm interesting
spring cairn
they call it a tankhunter
fervent geode
Afaik there is no necron tech which can do something like that
But ill admit i am no expert
jade holly
POV: you’re fighting a Skaven army
arctic talon
It’s not an actual death counter unfortunately/fortunately
It’s just a timer
Like the great host fleet
storm jungle
But ill admit i am no expert
Necron tech can basically do anything because its just space magic science.
storm jungle
It’s not an actual death counter unfortunately/fortunately
ITS FUCKING RIGGED AGAIN?
jade holly
Necron tech can basically do anything because its just space magic science.
Are there any Cryptek disciplines we don’t have represented on tabletop?
storm jungle
Are there any Cryptek disciplines we don’t have represented on tabletop?
A lot tbh, you kinda see it a lot in the books
storm jungle
Honestly I undervalue Crypteks
A cryptek could literally turn an entire space marine squad to gold
but they just dont
because plot
lmao
celest dome
Afaik there is no necron tech which can do something like that
It would work if they picked containment fields and kept flames/ice...
But that's pretty contrived way of making a weapon, like the internal element wouldn't do anything anyway.
Just a containment/Stasis field weapon
jade holly
And what value would they have for the gold smh
arctic talon
because plot
I like to imagine my cryptek in Killteam is too shit to do it
And that’s why they’re in Killteam
storm jungle
then why is he a cryptek
arctic talon
Because they’re a fucking bum
storm jungle
fucking lame-ass
fervent geode
Necron tech can basically do anything because its just space magic science.
True enough lmao
jade holly
Inb4 a Psychomancer beams man kisser thoughts into your minds
fervent geode
It would work if they picked containment fields and kept flames/ice...
But that'...
Hmm thanks that makes sense
storm jungle
Because he can shit out canopteks
Stop ruining necrons, thank you
jade holly
Szeras is a Technomancer right?
fervent geode
But i wonder if anyone has made it so
arctic talon
Stop ruining necrons, thank you
Why are you like this
storm jungle
Why are you like this
I like when my xenos are actually competent
fervent geode
Szeras is a Technomancer right?
Yes
vagrant fox
Alien commies aren't competent in my warhammers
jade holly
The Destroyer Cult should be expanded on more ngl, I wanna see what Canoptek and Cryptek destroyers look like
arctic talon
I like when my xenos are actually competent
I like to imagine all my killteams are subpar smh
This isn’t exclusive
Now shut up
storm jungle
I like to imagine all my killteams are subpar smh
I like to imagine you explode
but we cant all win
storm jungle
Now shut up
Gonna mount your head on my fireplace
arctic talon
Szeras is a technomancer yes
fervent geode
Buuuuuut
jade holly
Szeras is a technomancer yes
With a permanent angry face lmao
languid meadow
fervent geode
He has a plasmancer weapon so maybe he's a very
arctic talon
Szeras is a weirdo
fervent geode
Diversified type
storm jungle
https://fxtwitter.com/deadlockua/status/2018455792937041920?s=20 SLORK WINS
Banned.
jade holly
He has a plasmancer weapon so maybe he's a very
Orikan is both a Technomancer and Astromancer
storm jungle
STOP POSTING DICKLOCK
jade holly
So it’s not far fetched
fervent geode
Szeras is a weirdo
I think most crons are
jade holly
STOP POSTING DICKLOCK
fervent geode
Orikan is both a Technomancer and Astromancer
Ye
arctic talon
Hes more of a weirdo then other crypteks
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/venator-priest-priest-deadlock-venator-deadlock-vote-for-...
❌
vagrant fox
https://fxtwitter.com/deadlockua/status/2018455792937041920?s=20 SLORK WINS
I think you should experience the marrow furnace for this one
heady rivet
you gotta turn the entire tank Batman style
You have to realize this tank was made to sit in a forest and one-shot Russian tanks, so it does exactly that extremely well and is min-maxxed for it. If this were pushed into any other MBT role it would suck
storm jungle
You have to realize this tank was made to sit in a forest and one-shot Russian t...
👎
arctic talon
This thing is for munda
heady rivet
This is necromunda, I’m all in
Always is, brother 
storm jungle
I think you should experience the marrow furnace for this one
Finally someone agrees
Cocklock fans are the new Marvel Rivals wave of gooners
jade holly
When I go to paint my models, should I make them silver with golden jaws?
storm jungle
hoping they all die in the deepest fires of hell
arctic talon
If you want
storm jungle
🙏
jade holly
I think that’d look cool
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/fish-sucking-thumb-fish-sucking-thumb-water-gif-154589879...
❌
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/fish-sucking-thumb-fish-sucking-thumb-water-gif-154589879...
wtf was this person even doing
Fish don’t have teeth type shit
storm jungle
that person was a deadlock player
languid meadow
popular is bad
storm jungle
Its annoying
dumbahh
also watching you dingleberries talk about metagaming kills me
vagrant fox
mobas are just evil, sad but true
celest dome
This is necromunda, I’m all in
Ok, let's narrow it down then.
What type in Munda, House Gang, or other
arctic talon
Ok, let's narrow it down then.
What type in Munda, House Gang, or other
Imo it’s a Hired Gun/other misc stuff
Not a house gang
celest dome
Abyssal prob
celest dome
The shape of the stock is just weird
surreal nest
Why do you hate deadlock 💀
The colors on the screen overwhelm her she cant keep up
celest dome
Kinda wild lifer, but not like the Ash Waste Nomad stuff
storm jungle
The colors on the screen overwhelm her she cant keep up
Its called hating, asking you guys to get some better taste 🙏
moba fans are so weird man
surreal nest
I cant taste ever since the explosion
storm jungle
good
surreal nest
There will be another
arctic talon
the gun shape is completely different
Why do you think I said blindfolded + squinting
💀
storm jungle
bro thinks hes Riddler
surreal nest
Deadlock still sucks though I had a guy last game who used every slur in the dictionary
Was not fun
storm jungle
what did he mean by this
vagrant fox
This is necromunda, I’m all in
fallout 4 pipe weapon
storm jungle
storm jungle
Valve Time
arctic talon
Watch it be some random mutilated Araneus continuity gun
surreal nest
arctic talon
And that’s why it looks weird
storm jungle
my honest reaction
vagrant fox
weirdo
heady rivet
Watch it be some random mutilated Araneus continuity gun
There's nothing in the new Spire of Primus rules thats not modelled, is there? It was the Justiciars mostly getting their love. And its not Spyrer
vagrant fox
It does look ever so vaguely like one of the sniper rifles in Rogue Trader if you squint a bit
heady rivet
New book already? 
arctic talon
Maybe I’m wrong and this is for some random hired gun
languid meadow
my bet on the rumor engine? Exodite....
arctic talon
New book already? <:pogryn:961977701533614130>
No im on cope
arctic talon
my bet on the rumor engine? Exodite....
The new one today? It’s a guard power fist
So it’s either necromunda or 40k
lol
heady rivet
No im on cope
So am I, but if Ace Combat can manifest that miracle at the Game Awards...
storm jungle
my bet on the rumor engine? Exodite....
as much as I hate to say it, when its Exodites?
languid meadow
The new one today? It’s a guard power fist
not the power fist the pole
arctic talon
as much as I hate to say it, when its Exodites?
Killteam in 3 editions from now 💀
vagrant fox
I've decided it's a fucked up needle rifle
arctic talon
not the power fist the pole
Oh the pole
arctic talon
Fuck if I know
heady rivet
I've decided it's a fucked up needle rifle
Inb4 Cities of Sigmar
arctic talon
Inb4 Cities of Sigmar
If it’s cities of sigmar im gona laugh my ass off
vagrant fox
Inb4 Cities of Sigmar
I've decided aos is for cowards now also
languid meadow
AoS Ironsides
heady rivet
Ok, let's narrow it down then.
What type in Munda, House Gang, or other
Also, literally whatever you want. I'll jam that shit on an Eschet and call it a chem-thrower
vagrant fox
It's about the same as the Imperial Fists chapter master
arctic talon
The loss of handgunners has put greywater fastness on suicide watch
languid meadow
https://x.com/OurHiltsHurt/status/2018690253993767111?s=20 the dunk and egg show has awakened something inside the ASOIAF community
X
urban spire
are half eldar still a thing?
arctic talon
No
outer wave
Dont think so
languid meadow
No unless I missed something
arctic talon
Haven’t been since 2e
outer wave
I dont think you'll see many humans or eldar comingling in that way
fervent geode
They are like biologically different species
languid meadow
considering eldar see humans as animals
urban spire
not even a result of deldar fucking around?
arctic talon
The drukhari can probably make an atrocity against nature like it
heady rivet
are half eldar still a thing?
No, but even if they were...
Would you have sex with this
arctic talon
lol
fervent geode
not even a result of deldar fucking around?
Probably not
arctic talon
not even a result of deldar fucking around?
Deldar can turn humans into eldar and eldar into humans, aside from the soul
They’d see a hybrid as boring probably
Nothing to derive from it
fervent geode
I mean Haemonculi probably could
arctic talon
It’s not as funny as putting a human in an eldar body
rose thorn
I hate the nerd gaming news websites now 40K shit and being blatantly wrong
arctic talon
Or an eldar in a human body
fervent geode
But not the traditional way of hybridisation
rose thorn
And being utter clickbait
arctic talon
They can graft human and eldar together
For flesh monstrosities
lol
AoS fusiliers are cool
But they’re completely different role wise
From Handgunners
vagrant fox
No, but even if they were...
Would you have sex with this
Ilya Ivanov got human volunteers for his humanzee program, never say never
arctic talon
Or for fun to torture someone
urban spire
No, but even if they were...
Would you have sex with this
humans and eldar are nearly identical, the comparison to fucking a chimp is kinda weird
languid meadow
I feel like it would be like, imagine having clear sinuses for your entire life
urban spire
and i mean visually not genetically or whatever
languid meadow
just in an instance not being able to breathe
arctic talon
I feel like it would be like, imagine having clear sinuses for your entire life
It’s described as incredibly odd and off putting
They often break bones
Or tear muscles by accident
Because they try to do something that’s possible in their original body
rose thorn
People are saying that CoS are getting a second wave being focused around the ironweld
rose thorn
I don’t like the leakers so I am gonna doubt them
heady rivet
and i mean visually not genetically or whatever
And yet they cannot reproduce 
Being Necronoid dont mean diddly-squat, pardner
Why did I say that
Why was I possessed by a cowboy
arctic talon
Necronoid is accurate tbf
urban spire
i have no idea what you're talking about
arctic talon
Necrontyr are the first known bipedal species with that body structure in 40k lol
arctic talon
People are saying that CoS are getting a second wave being focused around the ir...
Elves and duradin on suicide watch
More at 7
Don’t worry
Next edition will be our edition
rose thorn
Lmao
arctic talon
💀
rose thorn
I despise that fuckin storyteller guy, I believe he is also just whitefang’s alt
They both always say the same thing at about the same time
And white fang defends him a lot lol
arctic talon
Who wants new 40k valrak slop
rose thorn
Who wants new 40k valrak slop
Gsc?
heady rivet
Who wants new 40k valrak slop
Love how he's pissed at AoS because his inside source clearly only works on 40k
rose thorn
rose thorn
Love how he's pissed at AoS because his inside source clearly only works on 40k
LMAOOOO
arctic talon
- reiterates previous rumour that the Space Marine side is themed as Blood Angels (just painted that way)
- reiterates previous rumour about the box being named and themed Armageddon
- has heard four HQs; X1 Captain with Shield (unclear on weapon), X1 Jump Pack Chaplain, X1 new (normal) Librarian, X1 new Ancient (banner bearer)
- has heard for infantry; X10 updated Intercessors (jazzed up / mixed armour marks), new Vanguard Veterans, a new Gravis-unit
- has heard for vehicle; Land Speeder
Valrak slop
The Ork side seems better
lol
arctic talon
Love how he's pissed at AoS because his inside source clearly only works on 40k
I want a good AoS leaker
Who doesn’t get murdered by James
vagrant fox
Steel Legion copium on double duty
rose thorn
I want a good AoS leaker
Night haunt noob has never been wrong, he just only does underworlds
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
Hype for OBR warband
arctic talon
But underworlds no offense is not my skirmish game of choice
heady rivet
Steel Legion copium on double duty
rose thorn
I want a good AoS leaker
What’s wornf you don’t want someone roleplaying as a videogame narrator trying to convince you they are releasing a cog fort for every faction?
arctic talon
Actual meth induced dream
For AoS to get anything that big
For every faction
Unless they’re making the cogfort way smaller
That shit is like 2 baneblades long
rose thorn
i assume it’s actually gonna be a cog tower and he doenst know the lore lol
He also said that 12 new gargants are gonna be released
heady rivet
Necromunda leak:|| They're adding another 6 house gangs||
rose thorn
And then whitefang confirmed it, and then he had to say he was wrong then whitefang backed up and said that he was wrong
Then he deleted both posts saying he was wrong????
Then he post a picture of a space marine saying it was a cog fort
arctic talon
Necromunda leak:|| They're adding another 6 house gangs||
Truth nuke
arctic talon
i assume it’s actually gonna be a cog tower and he doenst know the lore lol
I could see a mini cog fort thing
So that it’s only baneblade sized
urban spire
they should add imperium aircraft that don't look like shit
arctic talon
This be aos smh
vagrant fox
they should add imperium aircraft that don't look like shit
The thunderbolt looks very good ok
urban spire
most factions need aircraft that don't look like shit
rose thorn
most factions need aircraft that don't look like shit
40K needs good aircraft rules first
celest dome
Necromunda leak:|| They're adding another 6 house gangs||
I'd rather have an AoS equivalent to Munda tbh.
arctic talon
AoS munda would be peak
urban spire
when only orks have good looking aircraft you've fucked up so bad
rose thorn
AoS doesn’t have aircraft rules and just treats flying stuff as normal
NOO I CANT TAKE 2 TURNS TO TURN AROUND MY FLYING DRAGON SO IT CAN DEAL 3 MORTAL WOUNDS
ITS MO REALISTIC!!!! KILL AOS RETURN TO TOW
rose thorn
Lmao
arctic talon
when only orks have good looking aircraft you've fucked up so bad
Insulting eldar aircraft?
Chat sacrifice them to the bloody handed god of murder. now.
celest dome
Insulting eldar aircraft?
Chat sacrifice them to the bloody handed god of murd...
What about the Dark Eldar ones
urban spire
khaine would lose against the coughing baby if the coughing baby had a new model
rocky gale
I am currently dropping a black hole onto your address
opaque coyote
Khaine is the biggest FRAUD of them all
You see Khaine was strong against everything. But like pokemon, he has one type weakness.
...protagonists
urban spire
I am currently dropping a black hole onto your address
making the wings backwards isn't smart it's dumb and looks dumb
opaque coyote
And unfortunately their attacks are super effective
opaque coyote
I am currently dropping a black hole onto your address
Damn that looks cool
It isn't practical but it looks cool
arctic talon
Khaine demands blood
rocky gale
making the wings backwards isn't smart it's dumb and looks dumb
decapitates you with my wings which are also blades
rose thorn
LMAOOOOOO, for context, armr is the developer of the game
vagrant fox
*decapitates you with my wings which are also blades*
good and saim hann pilled
urban spire
you could outfly an eldar airplane in a sopwith camel
opaque coyote
LMAOOOOOO, for context, armr is the developer of the game
"Yeah I basically pirated your game. I wonder why I can't find your lobby."
opaque coyote
*decapitates you with my wings which are also blades*
40k designs are the rule of cool.
It depends on whether it's cool enough to distract from it being stupid
Cause all of 40k's designs are stupid ...
IF YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD
rocky gale
you could outfly an eldar airplane in a sopwith camel
ignores your petty understanding of aerodynamics and starts flying backwards
arctic talon
Aspect warriors being murder cult weirdos is very fun
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
I don't know what it is about the eldar hornet but I love that little thing
this is peak design
opaque coyote
Aspect warriors being murder cult weirdos is very fun
I find it funny that Eldar essentially hyperfixate on things.
And that (ignoring Deldar ofc) they have to restrict themselves from becoming too hyperfixated on something or else they'll basically become WAYY too into it
Actually I am realizing that more and more of 40k soldier lore is essentially
"Autism, they have autism."
urban spire
*ignores your petty understanding of aerodynamics and starts flying backwards*
the eldar didn't even invent backwards planes
rocky gale
Puts on the planes handbreak on mid air to have a snack
opaque coyote
the eldar didn't even invent backwards planes
ERHM askhually the eldar technically existed billions of years ago
🤓
So they likely were the first inventors in-universe
urban spire
no eldar don't have any original ideas they just copy human inventions
opaque coyote
no eldar don't have any original ideas they just copy human inventions
- Mechanicus
vagrant fox
actually everyone just copied the old ones
They invented the biplane first
urban spire
biplanes are so fucking beautiful
opaque coyote
I think that's actually the "official" Mechanicus stance on Xenos tech in general
opaque coyote
I think that's actually the "official" Mechanicus stance on Xenos tech in genera...
"Humanity did it first and better"
urban spire
they exist solely because we figured out flight before we figured out drag coefficient
"more wing means more lift, right?"
opaque coyote
That's also why some hardliners get offended by researching Xenos tech. You are insulting Humanity for daring to think that Xenos technology is better
Of course... in practice
rocky gale
Love me Voss Pattern Lightning Strike Fighter
opaque coyote
Of course... in practice
"OH SHIT GUYS, WE FOUND A NECRON TOMB."
"Shouldn't we call for reinforcements. This could be dangerous-"
urban spire
there's literally no time, we MUST plunder it IMMEDIATELY
opaque coyote
"SHUT THE FRAK UP MEATBAG WE GOTTA EXPLORE THIS SHIT"
Tbf... yeah Necron stuff might as well be fucking magic
Of course you're gonna want some
Also if I remember correctly, aren't Necron guns like unusable for humans?
Like even SMs and Custodes?
fervent geode
iirc yes
urban spire
why would a space marine be more capable of using a gun, their fat fingers can't even use normal human guns without sawing off the trigger guard
fervent geode
Because they have that mind juice
opaque coyote
why would a space marine be more capable of using a gun, their fat fingers can't...
I distinctly remember Necron guns being so heavy that it requires an SM to comfortably carry them
arctic talon
Necron guns are also heavy as shit
Yeah
They’re way too heavy for marines to carry comfortably
urban spire
weird
rocky gale
I'd be able to carry them
arctic talon
But the guns are all like
opaque coyote
They’re way too heavy for marines to carry comfortably
So literally just weight.
Either that or you have to call up your fellow scions to carry that shit like how Amish carry farm frames.
urban spire
it's crazy how the necrons ripped off the admech's whole deal
rocky gale
It'd still be easier than carrying my dog teammates
opaque coyote
urban spire
https://tenor.com/view/barn-amish-gif-27102938
opaque coyote
But the guns are all like
You'd think it would be the opposite
Like their melee should be heavy as hell
arctic talon
Their melee weapons are heavy and weird
They’re just not heavy to the point where it’s impractical for a marine or other strength enhanced individuals
Prolly too much for a human without power armor
opaque coyote
Do Necron guns even use ammo
arctic talon
Not really
opaque coyote
Yeah so I'm thinking the reason why they're so heavy is because they have what's basically
A generator shoved into it
So basically imagine carrying a rifle attached a electric generator
And you have to carry both
vagrant fox
It would be cruel to deprive the lessers of the burdens they are used to carrying
heady rivet
It'd still be easier than carrying my dog teammates
We call those Arbites
arctic talon
Bcs of their guns
arctic talon
It would be cruel to deprive the lessers of the burdens they are used to carryin...
True!
opaque coyote
Bcs of their guns
I think less because of their guns and more because of them likely being slav- I mean commoners
Like hunched over from the hard labor they probably had to do
arctic talon
I think less because of their guns and more because of them likely being slav- I...
Same thing in necron society
heady rivet
They should make a Necron thats the only warrior to retain his personality and his entire tomb is just running through the motions
arctic talon
The poor are slaves
They lived in literal fucking mud huts
When the Necrontyr were a space traveling society
heady rivet
They lived in literal fucking mud huts
My Stellaris agri-worlds feeding 12 ecumenopoli
arctic talon
They have actual nice houses with shit
Unless you’re using slaves or a prison world
opaque coyote
When the Necrontyr were a space traveling society
Can't help but wonder if there's any technology left from their Necrontyr days
There must've been lighter guns before they all got
Bio-transferred
heady rivet
Unless you’re using slaves or a prison world
opaque coyote
Can't help but wonder if there's any technology left from their Necrontyr days
Or even if it is plausible
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-fnaf-turning-around-turning-doug-turning-arou...
Slaves suck tho 💀
Fleshy slaves
Robot slaves better
The best use for slaves in stellaris is generally livestock
urban spire
still evil
arctic talon
I don’t play with slavery in stellaris smh
I just shove people in the Lathe instead/hj
urban spire
i WILL judge you morally for being evil in stellaris, but only within the context of stellaris
heady rivet
I'd rather have an AoS equivalent to Munda tbh.
Wait AoS doesnt have a skirmish game with campaign features?
arctic talon
They don’t
AoS doesn’t even have a skirmish game actively supported rn really
Poor warcry lol
heady rivet
Slaves suck tho 💀
I'm not playing Stellaris to min-max I'm just here to cause as much misery as possible
heady rivet
They don’t
Dont they have like THREE?
wary fulcrum
This feels like it’d fit in here
fervent geode
This feels like it’d fit in here
Alpharius' greatest soldier
opaque coyote
Robot slaves better
Live recording of how the C'tan convinced the Necron Leaders to use biotransferrence
arctic talon
Dont they have like THREE?
They have 2 skirmish games but 1 is dead and the other is actually a board game wearing a skin suit of a skirmish game
vagrant fox
You have to evilmax in Stellaris so you can engage as little as possible with the diplomacy system
fervent geode
Live recording of how the C'tan convinced the Necron Leaders to use biotransferr...
No more ganzer + kill lizard too
opaque coyote
horus did nothing wrong: real shit
Nah nah clearly
Konrad Cruze did nothing wrong
heady rivet
You have to evilmax in Stellaris so you can engage as little as possible with th...
I once got Galactic Emperor on my birthday in my first game after the DLC that added it, and all it took as 10000000 envoys and favors
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
Angron fucked up real bad
urban spire
becoming a determined exterminator in stellaris to reduce endgame lag
vagrant fox
I once got Galactic Emperor on my birthday in my first game after the DLC that a...
I ain't doing that
opaque coyote
becoming a determined exterminator in stellaris to reduce endgame lag
"Ugh this is so boring. I'm just gonna genocide every empire."
arctic talon
The synaptic lathe is funny
arctic talon
"Ugh this is so boring. I'm just gonna genocide every empire."
It’s to reduce lag genuinely
heady rivet
becoming a determined exterminator in stellaris to reduce endgame lag
People change.
opaque coyote
It’s to reduce lag genuinely
Imagine if that was an actual excuse for like an alien civilization
rose thorn
This feels like it’d fit in here
the 15 hours and magnus thing are true though lmao.
vagrant fox
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58bcaa0f46c3c4c07ac4a3a8/78101a58-...
This must be new because I have no memory of this
arctic talon
This must be new because I have no memory of this
It’s the materialist crisis
You shove people into the synaptic lathe
And you lathe their synapse for more processing power
rose thorn
like unironically its confirme the average guard dies wihtin 15 hours of on fireld service
urban spire
the 15 hours and magnus thing are true though lmao.
15 hours is ONE SPECIFIC FRONT from ONE SPECIFIC NOVEL
heady rivet
You shove people into the synaptic lathe
"Get in the crystal"
rose thorn
15 hours is ONE SPECIFIC FRONT from ONE SPECIFIC NOVEL
nope lol
opaque coyote
It’s to reduce lag genuinely
Like an alien empire invades a planet. Starts genociding the population. Somebody asks a soldier
"Why? Why are you doing this to us?"
And the soldier simply responds
"Need to reduce lag in the galaxy. Sorry!"
BLAM
urban spire
and magnus was a dumb bastard
rose thorn
they mentioned in the guard codex and other bookst aht its for every battlefield
arctic talon
"Get in the crystal"
Rogue servitors drugging their bio trophies so they can have more bio trophies
💀
What did Paradox mean by this
rose thorn
chad average gsc life span vs virgin guard average life span
opaque coyote
What did Paradox mean by this
Free biotrophies
opaque coyote
rose thorn
https://klipy.com/gifs/house-murder
ITS FUKCING TRUEE ITS EVEN ON THE LEX
rocky gale
Nuh uh
arctic talon
lol
heady rivet
so many guard regiments just don't use human wave tactics
Average fighting the Guard experience is blown up by 10000000 artillery and tank shells and then shot by 100000 lasguns everytime you peak your head up
rose thorn
arctic talon
heady rivet
https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/12o2qi0/guardsmen_do_have_a_life_expec...
AI generated
rose thorn
ITS FUCKIN RUEE IT WAS EVEN MENTIONED IN THE 9THE DITION RULE BOOK
arctic talon
It’s not in the 10e one
heady rivet
ITS FUCKIN RUEE IT WAS EVEN MENTIONED IN THE 9THE DITION RULE BOOK
Did George Soros pay you to say that?
arctic talon
arctic talon
Why am I getting targeted fashion Ads from Temu on my phone
urban spire
and necromunda, necromunda is cool, it can stay
rocky gale
Yea 9th edition is no longer relevant
urban spire
idk why you're getting ads on your phone at all, grab an adblocker
heady rivet
ITS FUCKIN RUEE IT WAS EVEN MENTIONED IN THE 9THE DITION RULE BOOK
Also appeal to authority
heady rivet
and necromunda, necromunda is cool, it can stay
rose thorn
Also appeal to authority
FALLCY FALLCY
wary fulcrum
the 15 hours and magnus thing are true though lmao.
The 15 hours thing is true on on particular battle line of one particular battle on one particular planet
The book “15 Hours” is pretty clear about it
rocky gale
That's also referencing combat hours rather than actual hours
heady rivet
FALLCY FALLCY
Hasty generalization
rose thorn
The 15 hours thing is true on on particular battle line of one particular battle...
its mentionedin other sources, its not just that one book
urban spire
FALLCY FALLCY
fallacy fallacy fallacy
rose thorn
once again
When the grand armies of the Astra Militarum open fire, it is apocalyptic. Lasguns in their thousands fill the air with searing fury and crew-served heavy weapons spit streams of bolts, tank-busting salvoes of missiles and whistling mortar rounds. Plasma blasts and thermal detonations gouge craters in the opposition's lines, while rockets and shells the size of tanks scream down on the foe, their explosions hurling spumes of bedrock and broken bodies high into the air. Relentless and merciless, the bombardment annihilates even the most resilient of rivals. Enemy assaults are blunted by counterstriking armoured spearheads, or overwhelmed by the expedient of hurling Imperial Guardsmen into the meat grinder. It is a horrific way to make war, an impersonal slaughter that explains why most Astra Militarum soldiers do not expect to live out their first fifteen hours in combat. Yet, it has won countless wars for the lmperium over the millennia, and if Humanity has one strength above all others, it is a near limitless pool of fresh recruits to feed its rapacious war machine.
Casualty rates amongst the Imperial Guard are beyond horrific; if a freshly recruited soldier survives more than their first fifteen hours in battle, they are considered an accomplished veteran.
urban spire
too many words, not reading allat
rose thorn
oh sorry auto mod
rocky gale
So they will survive 15 hours of combat, not just 15 hours on deployment
opaque coyote
https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/12o2qi0/guardsmen_do_have_a_life_expec...
To be honest, 15 hours of combat is actually pretty good. Considering war mainly consists of several days of waiting around, doing chores, and lugging around equipment
opaque coyote
And then like 10 minutes of adrenaline pumping horror
rose thorn
tghats what ive been saying
arctic talon
💀
fervent geode
Cmon goes why does this matter youre all going to be my cultists soon enough
rocky gale
and like those 15 hours are not necessarily consecutive
rose thorn
yes
urban spire
i recently read hooligans of kandahar, the military is mostly just being abused by various shitheads
wary fulcrum
its mentionedin other sources, its not just that one book
We have countless sources that contradict it, including the novel it’s quoted from
fervent geode
Cmon goes why does this matter youre all going to be my cultists soon enough
Lets all say a prayer for chaos and stay semi alive
rocky gale
and the way averages work there are a lot of Cadian conscripts dieing in 30 seconds holding the line against a Black Crusade bringing the average down
arctic talon
Child soldier w
rose thorn
We have countless sources that contradict it, including the novel it’s quoted fr...
but yous ee these sources are not associated with the book, htey come form even the codexes and rules book
urban spire
cadians are extinct and should no longer be counted
rose thorn
cadians are extinct and should no longer be counted
there is like 20 cadias
the imperium uses blood heritage rules not land
wary fulcrum
but yous ee these sources are not associated with the book, htey come form even ...
So we have multiple independent sources to one contradictory one, which is itself contradicted by other codecis?
urban spire
if they're not from the cadia region of space they're not a cadian, just a sparkling guardsman
vagrant fox
If their eyes ain't purple they're just weak imposters
rose thorn
So we have multiple independent sources to one contradictory one, which is itsel...
these sources are A: newer than 15 hours, but B: state that 15 hours of combat is the average.
it is lore
urban spire
who are the marines of guardsmen?
wary fulcrum
these sources are A: newer than 15 hours, but B: state that 15 hours of combat ...
There are newer sources which have dropped it
vagrant fox
who are the marines of guardsmen?
In which way
It's catachan
heady rivet
who are the marines of guardsmen?
Dont exist because the Horus Heresy
urban spire
relentless hazing, not actually good at their jobs
arctic talon
relentless hazing, not actually good at their jobs
The ignobles
rose thorn
There are newer sources which have dropped it
did it disprove it or simply not mention it
urban spire
also really bigged up by the propaganda
vagrant fox
The Arkan Confederates
heady rivet
that one KT
Imperial Navy Breachers. Who are tied to the Navy and their ship, rather than the Guard
rose thorn
KASRKIN
arctic talon
also really bigged up by the propaganda
Scions are actually good at their job unfortunately
urban spire
nah the USMC is an independent branch of the military for some fucking reason
vagrant fox
Valid
wary fulcrum
did it disprove it or simply not mention it
Every guard novel since disproves it
The codex doesn’t mention it again
We have pretty much every single literary example of the Militarum both, during and since, saying it’s wrong
One example saying it’s right
It’s pretty clearly right
rose thorn
im fucking stupid i forgot baout scions
urban spire
marines don't have highschool diplomas so that rules out scions
arctic talon
LOL
rose thorn
Every guard novel since disproves it
The codex doesn’t mention it again
We hav...
the guard novels ignore it for the sake of the story
heady rivet
Due to the Horus Heresy, alongside splitting the Legions into chapters the Imperial Army was split into the Guard and Navy, so ONE guy couldnt just take over a huge amount of forces and go wild
The Guard cant hitcha ride, and the Navy cant take ground
wary fulcrum
Imperial Navy Breachers. Who are tied to the Navy and their ship, rather than th...
Secretly this is one of my favourite kits
rose thorn
imperial navy rocks
wary fulcrum
the guard novels ignore it for the sake of the story
The codex ignores it 🤷
rose thorn
The codex ignores it 🤷
not mentiuoning it doenst mean it is not still true!
heady rivet
Secretly this is one of my favourite kits
Why is this a secret
rose thorn
it was stated in the 9th edition rule book
wary fulcrum
Why is this a secret
Because I don’t own it
urban spire
actually guardsman lifespans aren't that short, the average is just driven down by white shield mortality
rose thorn
and i assume the 10th as well but i do not own a copy fo it
wary fulcrum
it was stated in the 9th edition rule book
And not in the tenth, and contradicted by every single piece of Militarum fiction
rose thorn
And not in the tenth, and contradicted by every single piece of Militarum fictio...
it states that freshly deployed guards on average survive for 15 hours of non consecutive combat, the guard books ignore that average stat, or the characters are veterans already or are exceptions to the stat, it does not mean it is still not ture unless they directly mention it isnt
vagrant fox
marines don't have highschool diplomas so that rules out scions
Tech marines have a trade degree tho
fervent geode
Chaplains have IBs
wary fulcrum
it states that freshly deployed guards on average survive for 15 hours of non co...
No it doesn’t
It says ‘if they survive their first fifteen hours in battle, they are considered an accomplished veteran’
Even you are mentally correcting this
rose thorn
No it doesn’t
It says ‘if they survive their first fifteen hours in battle, the...
" It is a horrific way to make war, an impersonal slaughter that explains why most Astra Militarum soldiers do not expect to live out their first fifteen hours in combat. Yet, it has won countless wars for the lmperium over the millennia, and if Humanity has one strength above all others, it is a near limitless pool of fresh recruits to feed its rapacious war machine."
wary fulcrum
Casualty rates amongst the Imperial Guard are beyond horrific; if a freshly recr...
You do see that you’re disagreeing with yourself right?
rose thorn
ah is ee waht you mean, i simply copy and pasted that quote fireclty form teh 9th edition rule book
wary fulcrum
It’s meme lore making its way into 40k lore
Like secret primarch Tyberos
That got start because of fan art making him massive
Which then had a writer make him massive (against the creators wishes), which then had fans make him an absolute giant
And now everyone thinks he can go toe to toe with the likes of Dante and Grimnar and Abaddon
wary fulcrum
Now we’re talking
heady rivet
That got start because of fan art making him massive
Which then had a writer ma...
Tyberos will keep growing until morale improves
rose thorn
lmao
vagrant fox
Tyberos has grown to interplanetary scale
rose thorn
HSAHAFHJAHHA
rose thorn
space marine fans when their chapter isnt gruff middle aged tactical enslavers that do not care about civilian life
vagrant fox
Kindslop is bad
rose thorn
I am not syaing pro kindslop i am saying anti edgy-tactical slop
every CSM oc i have seen has lore tlaking about their perosnal sex slave collection
fervent geode
every CSM oc i have seen has lore tlaking about their perosnal sex slave collect...
Tf CSM are those
May Lorgar fuck em up real bad
rose thorn
reddit....
fervent geode
Ah
heady rivet
every CSM oc i have seen has lore tlaking about their perosnal sex slave collect...
My OC is the Jefferey Epstein devil please respect what I told you in our DMs that was meant to stay private
rose thorn
LMAOHWAHWAHAAJ
i say being a libators fan
the infamously sane loyalist chapter who drinks the blood of their enemy
heady rivet
space marine fans when their chapter isnt gruff middle aged tactical enslavers t...
My Chapter is just a bunch of tank-obsessed bureaucrats
rose thorn
https://klipy.com/gifs/head-turn-cat-1
im just saying inject liek 10-15% of silly into your lore
i wont use my own lore as an example because thats fucking stupid and i hate when people do that
vagrant fox
Ngl most ocs I see on leddit are just not very good
rose thorn
yeah lol
vagrant fox
The krieg space marines were a particular 👎
rose thorn
LMAO
rocky gale
im just saying inject liek 10-15% of silly into your lore
My lore is immaculate I'll have you know
rose thorn
i liked hte cadia marines i saw once, the idea was there is a chapter that is just drawn from a cadia planet
heady rivet
As a Munda fan my dream one day is to have an Imperial Fist or 2 or 3 pull up at the end of a Campaign and just slaughter everyone
rose thorn
okay i cannot seem to find it anymore lo
heady rivet
Shoutout to all those people making Chapters that are just legion-building and would get purged within a century
rose thorn
KILL TEHM ALLL
fervent geode
Shoutout to all those people making Chapters that are just legion-building and w...
All our potential Lufgt Hurons
rose thorn
if i were to make a custom chatper they probbaly would just be codex astarties cultists once again
fervent geode
if i were to make a custom chatper they probbaly would just be codex astarties c...
All of mine are
heady rivet
All our potential Lufgt Hurons
I knew a guy that made one like that and didnt understand the concept at all. Or how the "modern" Astartes of 40k is completely ineffective when anchored down to commanding mortal troops
wary fulcrum
every CSM oc i have seen has lore tlaking about their perosnal sex slave collect...
That’s weird
My OC were a league of assassin warlords who would attack planets based on visions of a prophet in order to try and affect a future only the prophet knew (so they’d hit a planet to kill one person who’d become a revolutionary member of the Eccelsiarchy and rally a different planets defences 40 years from now, or an adept who’d find a tithe being skimmed that would lead to a cult being wiped out)
I went really heavy into how Astartes would each when all of the rules were removed, and how some factions would ritualistically treat cannibalism, whilst others would treat it like a KFC
No sex slaves though, that’d be weird
rose thorn
I knew a guy that made one like that and didnt understand the concept at all. Or...
technically there is a chapter htat specialzies in that but we dont nede to get into it
fervent geode
I knew a guy that made one like that and didnt understand the concept at all. Or...
Did he just make a Overseer Consul Chapter
Bruh
rose thorn
Did he just make a Overseer Consul Chapter
YEAH LMOA
FOR CONTEXT
the mentors litreally jsut dot hat lol
wary fulcrum
As a Munda fan my dream one day is to have an Imperial Fist or 2 or 3 pull up at...
I once had a juve go so hard that at the end of the campaign we joked that he became an astarte
I’m now working through his various incarnations as a Primaris
heady rivet
For the record this is the same guy that tried to argue that wearing your enemies corpses was good, virtuous, and Christian values
raven stone
Astartes are really meant to be special forces on crack
raven stone
But the way fandom treats them…
heady rivet
I once had a juve go so hard that at the end of the campaign we joked that he be...
Incredibly based. His starter gang?
rose thorn
hey what shoudl the origin be for my GSC who's bloods is full of micro ripper parasites?
rose thorn
BASED MENTORS
wary fulcrum
Incredibly based. His starter gang?
He was orlocks
He just kept murdering people
Took 7 people out in his first 2 games and 4 of them legit died, including a redemptionist leader
rose thorn
do lik a dub step 2010 mc intor witht his guy
heady rivet
He was orlocks
He just kept murdering people
Took 7 people out in his first 2 ...
Wtf
Seven?
rose thorn
He was orlocks
He just kept murdering people
Took 7 people out in his first 2 ...
LMAOOOO
reminds me of my orlock leader who died twice
wary fulcrum
Wtf
I know right?
He had a flail (nunchucks) and I’d put him at the end of a bridge, the redemptionist guy just kept rolling 1’s in combat.
After the first two his entire gang diverted to try and take out the juvd in combat.
I knocked the leader off then eventually jumped on him Mario style
wary fulcrum
reminds me of my orlock leader who died twice
This same gang lost 3 leaders, it was insane
heady rivet
@rose thorn this guy
rose thorn
<@407994636167282701> this guy
wehat hte fuck am i looking at
heady rivet
wehat hte fuck am i looking at
Same guy once had an in-character argument with me for 40 minutes in a TTRPG and then tried to retcon as not happening when he lost in-character
vagrant fox
All our potential Lufgt Hurons
You gotta strike a careful balance with these things I feel. My little special boys would if they could they're just more paranoid about getting wiped out and wait until the rift creates a power vacuum
Then proceed to most of their leadership killed with a vortex grenade
rose thorn
they should lock space marine 2 behind a wall that you need to email GW a picture of your 2k point army to play
heady rivet
40k is COOKED
Every time I bring up the Night Lords as fun or interesting he reminds me the biblical arch-angel Michael could solo them
opaque coyote
Totally real fun fact: Their Cannibalism comes from Gulliman's temptation to rip his own face off and eat it. Due to how frustrated he is with managing the Imperium on a daily basis.
heady rivet
This same gang lost 3 leaders, it was insane
Was he NOT the leader by the end?
opaque coyote
these guys are a second foudning chapter
Did I stutter
His frustration is so vast
It affected the warp
It goes past the walls of times
Into the past present and future
rose thorn
there was liek 1k ultramarines who some how became their own chapter adn ended up making blood rituls to the DND rule book of 40k
opaque coyote
Also the second founding was also called the cursed founding right?
rose thorn
no
vagrant fox
Na that's the 21st
opaque coyote
Or was that another founding that I can't keep track of because I don't care about when chapter giga shit was made
rose thorn
the second foudning is whent he first successor chapters were made
heady rivet
I know right?
He had a flail (nunchucks) and I’d put him at the end of a bridge...
Orlocks and flails must have some secret magical effect om the universe because my Gang Queen got brained by an Orlock that was going on a rampage. One Wrecker with a flail and he OOA'd my leader, a champion, and a juve
rose thorn
chapters such as, the black templars, the crimson fists, all the iconic chapters
vagrant fox
10k years is plenty of time for bizarre traditions to spawn like my favourite 2nd founding Mortifactors
wary fulcrum
Was he NOT the leader by the end?
Nah, it was fanatic era, I had a dude with a two handed power axe and bolt pistol who was doing alright, so it went to him
The adventures of Fearsome (the juve, was meant to be ironic because juves are idiots, but it became prophetic) has now gone from ‘was entered into the Feast of Blades but lost (imperial fists didn’t win during that time), and is now a member of the death watch working for an inquisitor
vagrant fox
mortifactors and libators chapter masters
They do meet up and kiss sloppy surely
rose thorn
LMAO
heady rivet
Nah, it was fanatic era, I had a dude with a two handed power axe and bolt pisto...
If I actually get an Orlock kit IRL I'm naming their truck after him god bless
wary fulcrum
Orlocks and flails must have some secret magical effect om the universe because ...
Wreckers with them do brilliantly
wary fulcrum
If I actually get an Orlock kit IRL I'm naming their truck after him god bless
The rest of the gang had proper names
Foxway Minnix, Cookie Banton, Huey Barderay
But the Juves had silly names, Fearsome, Hench, Billa-Blade
I just liked the idea of kids trying to name themselves to sound badass whilst the grownups get on with the work
heady rivet
The rest of the gang had proper names
Foxway Minnix, Cookie Banton, Huey Barder...
I have a Delaque list and every member is named Zhang 
rose thorn
what angle should i take my gsc lore rewrite, they worship the parasite of mortex and their patriarch too of course. they have flesh eating parasites dormant in their blood and activate once the nids arive
Cult of The Fanged emperor, im not even sure what religious angle is hould take on them
i hate my illteracy
wary fulcrum
I have a Delaque list and every member is named Zhang <:NazrinHappi:118756863920...
I have a Goliath clown gang
All of the gangers are various -umbles words
Tumbles
Fumbles
Mumbles
Etc
rose thorn
My first Munda gang were the plasma hounds, who ended up being red shirts baiscally
The Campaign master sucked tho so it’s kinda his fault
wary fulcrum
Cult of The Fanged emperor, im not even sure what religious angle is hould take ...
Could do cannibalistic self sacrifice?
A bit of a circle of life thing
rose thorn
Could do cannibalistic self sacrifice?
maybe, but thats really similar to cult of the innerwyrm