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arctic talon
Red Corsairs
explictly not marine supremacists
Huron has multiple humans in his inner circle
valid needle
Not really no
valid needle
Huron has multiple humans in his inner circle
I mean the Nightlords had a ravenguard in their Kyroptera, they still hated ravenguards.
surreal nest
Wheres a viscous nerd argument when you need it im so bored
arctic talon
I mean the Nightlords had a ravenguard in their Kyroptera, they still hated rave...
Huron doesn't hate humans explictly, other marines might but Huron doesn't mind them after getting shot in the face by a melta
lol
solid horizon
huron is a pirate
and a dumb one
"hmm lets attack guy with a melta"
clearly, huron has never played tabletop
vagrant fox
Gotta aurafarm sometimes
wary fulcrum
"hmm lets attack guy with a melta"
To he fair, he’d killed the guy with the melta
He just didn’t completely kill him
solid horizon
so none of them is completely dead ?
plot armor at its finest
clearly that's enough even to kill a named spacemarine
rocky gale
What you gonna do, not fight the guy witht a melta trying to kill you?
solid horizon
just far enough from it and use your gun 
sometimes even if it's fun you gotta say no to swashbuckling
nevermind, huron does not appear to be in possession of a gun pre blast
flamer has the same range as a melta
coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby
storm jungle
The battle that followed was swift and bloody, and the Star Phantoms' force was wiped out to an Astartes, but data recovered from the power armour of the slain Star Phantoms and Astral Claws in the combat's aftermath revealed that Captain Androcles was struck down by the Tyrant in the confrontation, who in his arrogance strode over the fallen hero believing him dead.
As his life bled from him, with his dying strength the grimly determined Androcles managed to unleash a melta-blast at point blank range into the Tyrant of Badab, dealing him a mortal blow. The melta-blast struck the arcane Lightning Claw the Tyrant habitually wore, which catastrophically exploded and unleashed a baleful pulse of energy. This blast incinerated the Tyrant's arm and much of his right side, and the remnants of his burning armour collapsing to the ground was the last image recorded by the fallen Star Phantom captain's autosenses.
Its a pretty normal mistake to make
leave my man alone
hes like one of the only few based marines in the setting
solid horizon
I mean in his defense
how was he supposed to get his 40k style hook hand, peg leg and eyepatch without a melta blast
rocky gale
Yea he simply forgot that Captain Androcles was also a named character, so was allowed his own aura farming moment of defiance before dieing
solid horizon
peak ngl
storm jungle
Mandated loyalist wank
solid horizon
still, if huron had a gun instead of a flamer, maybe he wouldn't have been turned into anger fueled ground beef
storm jungle
Yeah a gun wouldnt have done much against a melta i dont think
solid horizon
melta don't have an exceptional range
eager agate
why do humans call it a meltagun
rocky gale
Yea if he had a gun he wouldn't have been shot by the guy he thought was dead
eager agate
sounds like something an ork would call something
solid horizon
even if he was inside a building, he could have stood further
surreal nest
why do humans call it a meltagun
It uses melta ammo
wary fulcrum
clearly that's enough even to kill a named spacemarine
If you go by the old Inquisitor rules, it wasn’t
storm jungle
sounds like something an ork would call something
it melts stuff
just like how krak grenades crack armor
eager agate
i guess
lament shoal
When I played kt with my bf during my recent trip, I dealt 16 damage with a melta to one of his guys who was only at 3 wounds lmfao😭
Least damaging melta blast
eager agate
krak is a bit more subtle but melta just sounds silly
surreal nest
Let's not pretend that adeptus astartes arent called space marines
solid horizon
yeah meltaguns are silly op
solid horizon
they're not even hazardous unlike plasmaguns
storm jungle
yeah i dunno about that one
surreal nest
Melta=melt
storm jungle
Eye of Agamoto ahh
lament shoal
Don't krak the grenades guys
surreal nest
Try to stop me
eager agate
not everybody is as well versed as you all are
storm jungle
they're not even hazardous unlike plasmaguns
plasma guns are also not that dangerous
you have to actively abuse the gun for it to explode
solid horizon
yeah
storm jungle
and no tabletop rolls dont count
thats just RNG for fun
(and explosions ARE pretty funny)
solid horizon
**and no** tabletop rolls dont count
😔
storm jungle
surreal nest
plasma guns are also not that dangerous
I dont agree with this
storm jungle
I dont agree with this
Very interesting. Anyway its the case in the lore. Plasma unstableness is memed up.
lament shoal
you have to actively abuse the gun for it to explode
Friendly reminder to pet your sidearm to make it's machine spirit happy
solid horizon
I always use the overload machine spirit detachement ability with my ad mech so I can use overload without caring about the consequences
surreal nest
I feel like plasma guns in the guard's arensal are poorly designed overused and poorly maintained
storm jungle
They arent
surreal nest
Yes they are
wary fulcrum
Surely that depends on the regiment?
solid horizon
I always use the overload machine spirit detachement ability with my ad mech so ...
skitariis are bound to get their ass whipped by a keeper of secrets anyways...
storm jungle
Yeah there is no universal rule for plasma guns
also its the guard, unless your regiment has no techpriests, weapons ESPECIALLY plasma weapons would be well mantained
Theres techpriests who would literally cut your hands off for it as punishment lol
solid horizon
blue plasma guns are cool, but give me the crystals that turn my plasma gun red
wary fulcrum
Most are professional fighting forces, they’re maintain them pretty well
Some are little more than barbarians given a lasrifle, or they’re badly managed, maybe they wouldn’t
wary fulcrum
blue plasma guns are cool, but give me the crystals that turn my plasma gun red
I do my coils yellow to red
lament shoal
also its the guard, unless your regiment has no techpriests, weapons ESPECIALLY ...
I feel like guardsmen would definitely be trained in some minor mechanicus rites so they could achieve the bare minimum of weapon care
solid horizon
I have a question
storm jungle
I feel like guardsmen would definitely be trained in some minor mechanicus rites...
Thats correct yeah
solid horizon
is there any foot soldier equipped with neutron laser ?
storm jungle
Nope
solid horizon
cause that thing is op
storm jungle
its all lasguns
wary fulcrum
There’s also stuff built into the guns to make them more reliable
Necromunda has a side blurb in one of the gang war books about how they tend to strip these bits out to make the guns lighter
storm jungle
Yeah even in novels plasma weapons only explode due to overheating from repeated firing
which itself requires like a constant spam of attack
its literally like guns IRL whos barrels will melt if oyu just keep firing it lol
solid horizon
I was assembling a dunecrawler the other day and realised I should have assembled neutron laser instead of phosphor shower gun
and I wondered if there was any infantry sized neutron lasers
lament shoal
is there any foot soldier equipped with neutron laser ?
Mostly lasguns with the occasional autogun. Plasma pistols and bolt pistols go to the sergeants and higher ranking officers
surreal nest
Yeah even in novels plasma weapons only explode due to overheating from repeated...
So in other words misuse of plasma guns are inherently more dangerous than misuse of a regular firearms like I said
storm jungle
So in other words misuse of plasma guns are inherently more dangerous than misus...
No lol
surreal nest
IE plasma guns are dangerous
wary fulcrum
Lasgun power packs can explode if misused
surreal nest
How could they not be dangerous just conceptually
storm jungle
This is like going
solid horizon
it's not rocket science
storm jungle
"An RPG can explode in your hand thus a rocket launcher is unstable"
like... no shit its unstable if you dont use it correctly or utilize a faulty one lmao
lament shoal
Do stub weapons use the same ammo type as autoguns?
solid horizon
an ogryn can use properly a grenade launcher, if you fail to use a lasgun you are intellectually more challenged than an ogryn
storm jungle
Do stub weapons use the same ammo type as autoguns?
Same as IRL guns
all use bullets but different calibres or whatever
lament shoal
Gotcha, ty
wary fulcrum
This is basic corpo Health and Safety
If you use the materials correctly they’re not dangerous.
If they are dangerous it’s because you didn’t use them correctly
And thus the company is not liable.
solid horizon
sue adeptus mechanicus
surreal nest
Even the lex talks about the dangers od plasma
solid horizon
do you think they have PSA about plasma in universe ?
storm jungle
Yeah they do, it was parodied awhile back
wary fulcrum
I wouldn't want a doofus accidentally blowing up my whole squad
They can do that with lasguns
lament shoal
https://klipy.com/gifs/yeah-139
wary fulcrum
Doofus’ are always going to surprise you
surreal nest
Would you not feel more unsafe with a car that includes a PSA that says hey revving the engine too much can cause it to emit a small to massive explosive
surreal nest
Kia soul
lament shoal
Would you not feel more unsafe with a car that includes a PSA that says hey revv...
Fallout ass car
wary fulcrum
God, imagine being so lame that the blackmail network don’t want you to come to their entrapment party
AND making a car that blows up
surreal nest
LOL
wary fulcrum
Mad part is, it’s the people who were telling us but blaming their political enemies
As though they’ve not all been sat in the same sauna
storm jungle
so i wasnt that thrilled about it
lament shoal
We're in a 40k novel
wary fulcrum
A thief thinks everyone steals
heady rivet
Yeah he sent links of 4chan threads of animated fnaf porn to his ex gf
spring cairn
it's so fcking unreal yeah
lament shoal
I wonder if he ever played the games
wary fulcrum
(Imm too European to know who that guy is sorry)
viral halo
Epstein created the culture war and /pol after getting banned on Xbox live
spring cairn
yeah
storm jungle
Mad part is, it’s the people who were telling us but blaming their political ene...
The biggest mistake people make is thinking theres some "deep state" when you can simply just hate the government, there is no secret society, its just rich people hanging out in their mansions and islands laughing at you lol
viral halo
(Imm too European to know who that guy is sorry)
Epstein and famous billionaire exchanged emails referring to non Jews as cattle and talking about how they manipulate the economy
wary fulcrum
Epstein created the culture war and /pol after getting banned on Xbox live
He got Moot and converted him, and Moot converted /pol/ to be their assets
heady rivet
Epstein and famous billionaire exchanged emails referring to non Jews as cattle ...
Mossad agent being a Jewish supremacist, wild
storm jungle
Epstein and famous billionaire exchanged emails referring to non Jews as cattle ...
Do people not think billionaires manipulate the economy?
i thought this was like common fact
lol
dapper gyro
And if you participate with them, they can blackmail you, keeping you in the circle.
storm jungle
basically yeah
wary fulcrum
Do people *not* think billionaires manipulate the economy?
Middle classes think it
And lots of working class too tbf
storm jungle
its why they had Jeff killed
viral halo
Do people *not* think billionaires manipulate the economy?
Shush goyim
storm jungle
tho
heady rivet
He and his friends were sending emails like "Only invite Jews. The more Jewish someone is, the smarter they are. Einstein was 98% Jewish thats why he was smart"
storm jungle
he probably already knew he was never gonna make it out of that police station
viral halo
spring cairn
surely he wouldn't do what he said he would do
wary fulcrum
I mean the 2a exists for a reason
storm jungle
anyway 300000000000 more aquilas to Planetary Governor Nathanyahosius
spring cairn
glory to the epstein administration
heady rivet
storm jungle
DUDE
HE REALLY DOES SAY THA TSHIT THOUGH
"THE MORTAL REALMS AND THEIR SOULS WERE PROMISED TO ME 1000000000 YEARS AGO"
😭
spring cairn
mossadgash
lament shoal
anyway 300000000000 more aquilas to Planetary Governor Nathanyahosius
With that much money, I'd be able to buy TWO whole items from the darktide cosmetic shop! 
spring cairn
kind of
wary fulcrum
i swear he had like ghost spy-assassins
He does now, the ossiarchs have them
spring cairn
you should have switched ur pp for toy bonnie, for no particular reason........
lament shoal
Discord wouldn't let me use my pfp of choice
Palicos are cool tho don't worry
wary fulcrum
They wear robes
storm jungle
unironically im half sure he also said this
spring cairn
the worst thing was the comments in that thead
ppl shittign themselves cuz they had watched and enjoyed the same smut as esptein
it's so fckn funny
storm jungle
deserved tbh
lament shoal
Y'all think Big E visited Epstein's island?
surreal nest
100%
100000%
1pp000000000%
If I know a pervert and trust me I do, he was the biggest pervert of them all
lament shoal
Release the Guilliman files
storm jungle
Y'all think Big E visited Epstein's island?
All jokes aside
surreal nest
I hope guilliman dies
storm jungle
The Emperor is the type to be like
wary fulcrum
Release the Guilliman files
What was really going on in Imperium Secundus
storm jungle
"I enjoyed, partook and gone through every vice humanity had to offer before coming to my conclusions."
heady rivet
Y'all think Big E visited Epstein's island?
Canonically he's a grifter somewhere, somehow so he's probably a podcaster right now
surreal nest
"I enjoyed, partook and gone through every vice humanity had to offer before com...
Oh god, he played league of legends
storm jungle
if the emperor was real he'd be the most horrific human being in existence hiding under a palette of gold lol
spring cairn
emp would've been living under the island secretly owning it and using jeff as a figurehead
storm jungle
^
lament shoal
Canonically he's a grifter *somewhere*, *somehow* so he's probably a podcaster r...
He's running crypto scams
surreal nest
Do we think big E ever watched the sopranos
solid horizon
if the emperor was real he'd be the most horrific human being in existence hidin...
just like anyone with that much power
storm jungle
What was really going on in Imperium Secundus
@lament shoal
Inquisitor trying to uncover the Guilliman files
I love how this is written like a schizophrenic post lmao
"HES FUCKING GUILTY, I JUST CANT PROVE IT, I NEED LEADS"
solid horizon
-> do horrible shit
-> force into people the imagery of you being an absolute benevolent god
-> death punishement for anyone who dares naysay
solid horizon
dang
surreal nest
Im glad people arent dumb enough to elect such despots IRL
I got that reference
solid horizon
if only deathmarks had better aim rolls
wary fulcrum
<@532793622488285194>
I love the Inquisition
storm jungle
tbh
surreal nest
I'll have you know I voted for total annihilation
solid horizon
no shit
lament shoal
"HES FUCKING GUILTY, I JUST CANT PROVE IT, I NEED LEADS"
We got Doakes in 40k
wary fulcrum
Genuinely, the Inquisition is the best thing about 40k
solid horizon
it was a guardsman dressed up as a deathamrk
storm jungle
I love the Inquisition
Its hilarious how he had 2 leads and they're just
- One turns out to be a cannibal chaos cult
- The other is a coleague that just yolo's into a genestealer den
heady rivet
He's running crypto scams
He's the MSNBC exec that had the picture edited
surreal nest
We got Doakes in 40k
I need this
storm jungle
Unironically Doakes is how most Inquisitors act
solid horizon
fox mulder in 40k
surreal nest
Yeah but doakes is charming and also correct
surreal nest
I already said charming and correct
storm jungle
BRUH
surreal nest
surreal nest
Wait is that why I love chaos warriors
solid horizon
No way, a chaos warrior
chaos bikers lmao
heady rivet
Unironically Doakes is how most Inquisitors act
Rannick knows it was my Vet who clogged the Mourningstars toilet, he just cant PROVE it
surreal nest
I'm literally God's biggest shovel knight fan
queen laurel
No way, a chaos warrior
Comparing shovel Knight to Drakata baby eater is crazy
vagrant fox
shovels are kinda gay
wary fulcrum
Unironically Doakes is how most Inquisitors act
This is why I love them!
They’re GW’s best tool because they show the Imperium in the best light
And that doesn’t mean good, I mean the most accurate and almost honest
wary fulcrum
Rannick *knows* it was my Vet who clogged the Mourningstars toilet, he just cant...
It’s all those Ogryns confusing everything
surreal nest
Isnt dark heresy inquisition themed?
surreal nest
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/448880189137485824/1453155306098921592/...
WHAT
lament shoal
Isnt dark heresy inquisition themed?
yeah you play as an acolyte
wary fulcrum
Isnt dark heresy inquisition themed?
It is yeah
surreal nest
Im ngl I didnt really fuck with the rogue trader theme in rogue trader
wary fulcrum
Im ngl I didnt really fuck with the rogue trader theme in rogue trader
Yeah I didn’t actually feel like a rouge trader, I felt like an inquisitor
vagrant fox
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/448880189137485824/1453155306098921592/...
Geriatric bikers for a zoomer discord
heady rivet
Isnt dark heresy inquisition themed?
It has an amazing dedicated conspiracy wall feature
If we're talking about the CRPG that is
queen laurel
Player what the actual f*** is this
heady rivet
But in a TTRPG that also happens
solid horizon
Geriatric bikers for a zoomer discord
wdym geriatric 😭
lament shoal
Player what the actual f*** is this
I'm asking myself that exact question!!!
surreal nest
Why is Hitler doing the M Bison
queen laurel
Mother f***** what is going on
fervent geode
Praxis
queen laurel
Okay you know what this guy probably does not read history
vagrant fox
wdym geriatric 😭
Chaos bikers are so old I considered collecting them when I did buy minis
surreal nest
M Bison would 100% rough up some ICE
solid horizon
yeah well I don't recall them getting any new models unfortunately
storm jungle
Geriatric bikers for a zoomer discord
Mfer YOU are a zoomer
vagrant fox
silence zygote
storm jungle
Be quiet wankstain
surreal nest
Mfer YOU are a zoomer
Nuh uh im gen Z
vagrant fox
yeah well I don't recall them getting any new models unfortunately
One day
storm jungle
Nuh uh im gen Z
is that a Starcraft unit
solid horizon
biker minis regardless of the army are dope
lament shoal
luv me ork warbikers
solid horizon
good choice, but i prefer drunk driving chaos rhino
wary fulcrum
Imagine sober driving this motherfucker
‘Is this the turn signal or the flamethrower?!’
languid meadow
Drunk driving a knight would go fuckin hard just saying
vagrant fox
The day Doomrider gets a a new model is the true and genuine year of chaos
he's so cool
heady rivet
I should buy a Ridgerunner...
proven needle
wary fulcrum
I should buy a Ridgerunner...
Such a fun model
heady rivet
AND a Goliath truck
celest dome
Remember your origin, remember your fate...
lament shoal
I wanna drunk drive this fucking thing
heady rivet
I should spoil myself
queen laurel
nah GET YOUSELF A BONEBREAKA
fervent geode
Yes
wary fulcrum
I should spoil myself
If you’re in the UK, issues (I think) 69 and 70 of Combat Patrol get a whole Goliath
heady rivet
Remember your origin, remember your fate...
surreal nest
is that a Starcraft unit
Yeah technically
lament shoal
Remember your origin, remember your fate...
solid horizon
killdozer demon engine when
fervent geode
Soon
heady rivet
If you’re in the UK, issues (I think) 69 and 70 of Combat Patrol get a whole Gol...
No I'm one of those lucky escaped colonies, so I'll have to splurge a little
storm jungle
Yeah technically
no
solid horizon
look at the color scheme, clearly iron warrior
queen laurel
You are dust to me
i cast SPEND 50 DAYS IN GENERAL
wary fulcrum
look at the color scheme, clearly iron warrior
That could be Imperial Fist
surreal nest
i cast SPEND 50 DAYS IN GENERAL
Please.....
solid horizon
Imperial Fiat
wary fulcrum
Imperial Fiat
Thought I was quick
lament shoal
You are dust to me
wary fulcrum
solid horizon
imperial fists drive 500s confirmed
plush mason
nah GET YOUSELF A BONEBREAKA
for a second i thought the gretchen was shooting the bird lol
surreal nest
https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warha...
I wonder what they think about
winged silo
Who's winning, a single Clone Commando, a single Tempestus Scion, or a single Helldiver?
winged silo
Can I get a real answer?
jade holly
You think a Noise Marine would pop open a Rubric Marine like a can and smoke the dust?
crystal forum
depends if i'm playing the helldiver
crisp heath
So I wondered how exactly terminators teleport around and apparently they need a Teleport Homer that acts as a beacon
but without it could they still teleport or nah?
celest dome
If unnamed/random Clone vs random Scion
winged silo
I was referring to a clone commando.
celest dome
So I wondered how exactly terminators teleport around and apparently they need a...
Yes but would be much more dangerous due to being less able to pin point their destination
storm jungle
Can I get a real answer?
Scion and Commando depending on whos writing the story.
Both are basically on the exact same level
A helldiver is literally a expendable teenager
celest dome
So shorter jumps could be made, longer ones would be too dangerous
storm jungle
one of them would snap his or her neck then get to brawling
crystal forum
you're pitching equally powerful units against eachother idk what kind of answer you expect other than "it depends"
fervent geode
Scions imo
crisp heath
Yes but would be much more dangerous due to being less able to pin point their d...
so pretty much a blind dive into the warp
whethever they land on they gotta roll with it
winged silo
My money on the commando. They're the only one with genetic modification.
fervent geode
My money on the commando. They're the only one with genetic modification.
Scions can have augmentation
storm jungle
Commando would likely with some percentage come out ontop yeah
but it would be a close fight
celest dome
I don't remember how the Terminator teleport work, don't think it's Warp based
fervent geode
Scions are not pushover but Clone Commandoes are unhinged af
Hmm true
crisp heath
I don't remember how the Terminator teleport work, don't think it's Warp based
From what it is written on the wiki it is
storm jungle
I still lean on "whoever the writer wants to win" but I wont argue against a Clone W lol
crystal forum
it's ok new zealanders are pacifists irl so the clone loses
crisp heath
"A Teleport Homer transmits a special signal that suits of Terminator Armour can lock onto to allow their users to teleport to a given location through the Immaterium with great accuracy by using teleporter technology located at the point of origin, usually called a teleportarium in High Gothic. "
storm jungle
Helldivers meanwhile are EXTREMELY overhyped
the fandom also is on copium not wanting to accept they are expendible teenagers
crystal forum
does the helldiver have a meta weapon
fervent geode
Helldivers meanwhile are **EXTREMELY** overhyped
John Grammaticus could kill 20
crystal forum
calls in an orbital laser on the two others
winged silo
I think if given the chance a bison could kill a Helldiver.
crystal forum
if it kills my teamates then it can kill two clowns
storm jungle
I think if given the chance a bison could kill a Helldiver.
tbh
see Terminid charger
winged silo
True.
storm jungle
if it kills my teamates then it can kill two clowns
Yeah but your teammates are braindead
crystal forum
you're a woman
crystal forum
checkmate
fervent geode
Pink Horror vs Space Wolf battle
winged silo
Jedi vs. Scholastica trained Psyker, who wins?
storm jungle
Horrors are very OP when not written by biased authors
storm jungle
Jedi vs. Scholastica trained Psyker, who wins?
Jedi
storm jungle
psykers are literally just barely alive tortured wizards
jedi are wizards with proper untapped psychic abilities
fervent geode
Horrors are very OP when not written by biased authors
I know, thats why you beat jay
winged silo
I suppose vs. an Eldar would be a more fair fight.
heady rivet
Who's winning, a single Clone Commando, a single Tempestus Scion, or a single He...
It depends on how you scale Star Wars blasters, which are basically all plasma-based
wary fulcrum
the fandom also is on copium not wanting to accept they are expendible teenagers
You know
I had thought that they were above the SEAF, that’s why the SEAF venerate them
But then if the SEAF see them as martyrs for the course, that’s a very different kind of veneration
crystal forum
jedi powers suck ass compared to the insane shit psykers can do
storm jungle
You know
I had thought that they were above the SEAF, that’s why the SEAF vener...
SEAF venerate them beacuse Super Earth spends tons of resources propagandizing Helldivers.
Most divers dont survive their first dive
fervent geode
jedi powers suck ass compared to the insane shit psykers can do
Scholastica good dog psykers
Not our based lads
storm jungle
they are overhyped special forces whos entire job is to call in orbital attacks
storm jungle
Like remember they are so expendable whoever Diver survives an engagement is the new leader of a super-destroyer lol
wary fulcrum
SEAF venerate them beacuse Super Earth spends tons of resources propagandizing H...
I dunno, I’m a fan of the idea that everyone is aware that the Helldivers are just Kamikaze troopers, whereas the Helldivers and Super Earth push the narrative that it’s because they’re awesome
storm jungle
I dunno, I’m a fan of the idea that everyone is aware that the Helldivers are ju...
I mean thats literally the exact same thing.
thats what i just said
lol
Helldivers are overhyped in and out of universe by the fandom because they dont wanna accept they are cannon-fodder.
the tutorial essentially sums up how worthless the life of a single helldiver is.
(which also pisses people off lmao)
tough haven
storm jungle
Their entire job is to sit in cryostasis before being thawed out to do and toss a stratagem somewhere.
crystal forum
super earth would win by building a giant super destroyer and ramming it into planets
wary fulcrum
super earth would win by building a giant super destroyer and ramming it into pl...
Abaddon?
crystal forum
perhaps...
urban spire
aren't helldivers cloned more or less infinitely
urban spire
i keep hearing it
storm jungle
its bullshit
tough haven
Why couldn’t they just drop strategem beacons then?
storm jungle
heres the older CEO confirming it
storm jungle
Why couldn’t they just drop strategem beacons then?
you need symbolic martyrs
and fascists are stupid
crystal forum
this is why my heavy is an iron hand
iron hands are based gigachads
kill civilians
storm jungle
Also you need Divers as an element to secure and do objectives
urban spire
artillery needs spotters, helldivers are basically just that
storm jungle
^
crystal forum
helldivers lore be like a quote tweet from the arrowhead CEO
urban spire
they have an absurd degree of freedom to direct their superdestroyers though
storm jungle
helldivers lore be like a quote tweet from the arrowhead CEO
It has a lot of lore
you guys just dont read any of it
lol
storm jungle
they have an absurd degree of freedom to direct their superdestroyers though
I mean no?
you are trapped inside a single mission area
tough haven
you need symbolic martyrs
True, and if people really think they’re so elite, why do they have 20 on standby, not to send in immediately, but to slowly send them one at a time to maximize profits
storm jungle
and are forced to pick only 4 options of orbitals
their "freedom" goes as far as the mission allows
urban spire
no i mean for where you want to deploy it, like what battlefield
storm jungle
I mean yeah?
plush mason
idk where this clone theory even came from
the helldivers community afaik
storm jungle
killing enemies of democracy is killing enemies of democracy
it all at the end of the day adds to something
urban spire
i aint fighting you i'm just saying most soldiers don't get to pick where they want to go that day
storm jungle
I know you arent im just saying lol
urban spire
it's weird!
plush mason
Arrowhead has commented on it and said its not true iirc, never stops the theory crafters ofc
tough haven
their "freedom" goes as far as the mission allows
Me marking myself as a traitor so super earth will fire bombardments on my position and clear the enemies
Actually good strategy
winged silo
storm jungle
i aint fighting you i'm just saying most soldiers don't get to pick where they w...
It also doesnt really matter because just like a real war while you might be posting yourself on some uncharged/unmanned warzone the big armada of players and helldivers are focusing on a major offensive somewhere else
super earth has tons of bodies to spare
urban spire
also hearing americans pronounce pilestedt like the pile in pile bunker is very funny
plush mason
Actually good strategy
sadly that got patched, it will now kill you in the first shot even in the car
tough haven
Me marking myself as a traitor so super earth will fire bombardments on my posit...
Cause if you turn 90 degrees every few seconds you’re safe
Oh really?
storm jungle
i love how bots have destroyers now
They always had them
crystal forum
no they didn't
crystal forum
never saw any
tough haven
Super earth can’t send 2 bombardments in 4 minutes for me, but can send an infinite bombardment to kill one “traitor”
plush mason
yup
urban spire
i haven't really played helldivers since they talked about using ai for shit
tough haven
Same
crystal forum
they did?
storm jungle
they arent using AI for anything
what
theres a literal interaction in the game mocking AI art
one of their voice actors on the ship literally was allowed to quit her role to protest AI usage
winged silo
Arrowhead would never stoop so low.
crystal forum
why you acting like it's a respectable company
storm jungle
Im not
crystal forum
not you
storm jungle
gay ass
tough haven
I don’t play helldivers cause my friends don’t play it anymore and online it’s kinda boring
crystal forum
remove my favorite cape dilara
winged silo
why you acting like it's a respectable company
Because they gave me a teleport pack and that makes me happy
storm jungle
they find the idea of artists "owning" something they made abhorrent
crystal forum
you do not deserve to wear it
i have 0 bug kills
i only play bots
played squids to defend super earth
tough haven
I don’t play helldivers cause my friends don’t play it anymore and online it’s k...
But it sounds cool
storm jungle
tough haven
i only play bots
Same
storm jungle
But it sounds cool
You should log in to play once in awhile tbh
its what I do
like 3 missions a day once in awhile if im bored
tough haven
Games so fucking big though
tough haven
Oh good
vagrant fox
here I am again
queen laurel
yeah they literally cut it's memory
vagrant fox
Yeah it's only big if you're old and use a HDD
urban spire
Arrowhead would never stoop so low.
arrowhead would
plush mason
original was like over 100+ GB
180 iirc, just shy of the 200 gig mark
crystal forum
who uses hard drives for gaming in the year of our lord 2026
storm jungle
here I am again
Fall of Shitreus and the Obelisk are such shit maps man
storm jungle
arrowhead would
Imma be real the Arc Raiders thing is the most nothing thing ever
crystal forum
arrowhead would
the middle ground is my foot up their ass
urban spire
it's gross, it's all built on theft, i don't like it and people talking about how maybe just a little bit of the industrial theft machine might be fine, i find very gross
plush mason
Imma be real the Arc Raiders thing is the most nothing thing ever
their other game also uses the same AI voice overs and never got the level of flak arc raiders did
urban spire
idc about the quality much, i mostly care about the theft
urban spire
artists and actors rights and shit
storm jungle
so its nothing to me
storm jungle
artists and actors rights and shit
Im sure they'll get their money's worth with protests or something
storm jungle
their other game also uses the same AI voice overs and never got the level of fl...
Yeah that too
i legit just dont care
poke me when they actually attempt to make entire games with AI voiced story characters or something.
with Arc it goes as far as uh
"OVER THERE"
"ROBOT"
"NORTH"
"SOUTHEAST"
"BIG ROBOT"
"THANKS"
urban spire
"I HAVE A LEMON"
vagrant fox
Fall of Shitreus and the Obelisk are such shit maps man
Doesn't help that this is the average teammate on aligning the islands
storm jungle
YEP
Im gonna be real when the alignment thing happens i just sit in a corner and wait
vagrant fox
I've been alt tabbed since I posted the image and it's still spinning
plush mason
dont get me wrong i hate generative AI for many reasons, but i also hate it when people are "selective" with calling stuff out, makes it feel fake and just bandwagony
storm jungle
dont get me wrong i hate generative AI for many reasons, but i also hate it when...
Im kinda tired of hearing about AI at this point tbh
AI my entire life
AI my mom
vagrant fox
If the VAs OK'ed the AI thing it's very whatever to me, I'd prefer if they didn't but w/e
urban spire
poke me when they actually attempt to make entire games with AI voiced story cha...
didn't a recent cod try that
vagrant fox
It's a shitty overhyped tool
storm jungle
didn't a recent cod try that
Yeah but lets be fair cod has always been dogshit lately
storm jungle
If the VAs OK'ed the AI thing it's very whatever to me, I'd prefer if they didn'...
i think the most hilarious ones are CGI'd dead actors
plush mason
Im kinda tired of hearing about AI at this point tbh
the good thing is the AI hype is literally just .com 2.0 so 99% of it will fail and the world will move on with thatever AI stuff survives just like the internet did
urban spire
i've never played them, sauceless american military propaganda
storm jungle
people act like its the most immoral thing when their family's okay it because they dont care and just want money
urban spire
there is nothing for me in the cods
storm jungle
and ill be fully honest if thye wanted to CGI me id check it off too
id rather my family is supplied well lol
idgaf about computer model morals
storm jungle
there is nothing for me in the cods
Play them until Black Ops 2 then stop, from there its all downhill
urban spire
the american economy is about to have a bad time for a number of reasons (trump), but also because the nvidia-openai circlejerk is about to collapse
vagrant fox
damn I can play the game again, great map
heady rivet
Stellaris has a character thats AI-voiced and they did it by hiring a Voice Actress to train an AI off of her (The character is a Synthetic) 
urban spire
they also use ai for concept art
celest dome
the american economy is about to have a bad time for a number of reasons (trump)...
About ?
storm jungle
Stellaris has a character thats AI-voiced and they did it by hiring a Voice Actr...
Sex?
urban spire
About ? <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
a WORSE time, then
urban spire
also when people talk about training an ai on a voice actor or their own art or whatever they are full of shit, a single person can't produce enough to train a model, what they're talking about is taking a pre-existing model and teaching it to sound like or look like a specific thing
urban spire
which means it's still running on the industrial theft machine
storm jungle
AWOOGA
heady rivet
nah all the "characters" are just 2d images
There's like 50 million mods that turn this game into "systemtic societal kink simulator"
urban spire
anyway even if stellaris didn't use AI i think i still woulda fallen off of it, that paradox dlc model is fucked up
you miss a couple updates and suddenly it's like a hundred dollars to get back in, or you're playing a lobotomized version of the game
plush mason
There's like 50 million mods that turn this game into "systemtic societal kink s...
yeah well im not a pathetic enough gooner to use stuff like that in a sci fi 4x strat game lmao
vagrant fox
coward
urban spire
yeah well im not a pathetic enough gooner to use stuff like that in a sci fi 4x ...
i am, but it's hot b/c i'm a girl
vagrant fox
I just acquire the DLC by other means these days, I'm not paying ten million robux to play a full game
heady rivet
yeah well im not a pathetic enough gooner to use stuff like that in a sci fi 4x ...
Pathetic enough gooner
So you ARE a pathetic gooner...
plush mason
ofc, im a man on the internet
vagrant fox
can't wait for EU5 to be finished next spring
plush mason
I just acquire the DLC by other means these days, I'm not paying ten million rob...
fucking Paradox and their near train sim levels of dlc
urban spire
also i think they revamped the entire population mechanic again in 2025
plush mason
they did
urban spire
and i don't think they made it run any better
heady rivet
The difference between Stellaris and other Paradox games is that for the past 2+ years every other Paradox DLC is "Base game feature" and Stellaris is "New concept", at the LEAST Although apparently Stellaris is where all the young devs start and all the other games are the oldheads
heady rivet
and i don't think they made it run any better
In a weird way, it got better per-planet and worse on the galactic scale 
urban spire
isn't much of the diplomacy locked behind dlc in stellaris
heady rivet
I think they're working on ships next, since thats the big source of it. Ships are getting more expensive, and equally as better so they're quality over quantity
plush mason
The difference between Stellaris and other Paradox games is that for the past 2+...
Stellaris use to be the same way, many of the original dlcs are still in the negative review scores because of that
heady rivet
Stellaris use to be the same way, many of the original dlcs are still in the neg...
Hence why I specified the more recent ones, yeah
heady rivet
isn't much of the diplomacy locked behind dlc in stellaris
And honestly this game feels unplayable without the classic Apicalypse-Utopia-Megacorp big 3
urban spire
yeah
heady rivet
They're also the only game I have ever seen that went back and added to DLCs
Species packs got extra content
vagrant fox
It's certainly better
heady rivet
The only reason at all I would want CK3
Is AGOT2
My friend worked on that mod actually
But I am owned by this stupid book series
urban spire
asoiaf kinda sucks :)
vagrant fox
I liked the first three books, can't say I liked the rest
urban spire
i must have liked them at some point because i've read all of them
but my lasting impression is a world of fuss and misery where nothing good ever happens
and also wow did you really have to go into so much detail about that woman shitting herself
heady rivet
but my lasting impression is a world of fuss and misery where nothing good ever ...
Planetos is a stage for the characters the entire setting is just for the plot
urban spire
but my lasting impression is a world of fuss and misery where nothing good ever ...
saying this in a 40k discord is kinda funny
heady rivet
The world book sucks becaause that + GRRM didnt write it
heady rivet
saying this in a 40k discord is kinda funny
urban spire
i haven't read any world book
urban spire
like i'm glad asoiaf broke the fantasy genre out of its tolkien rut but man it sucks to read
storm jungle
but my lasting impression is a world of fuss and misery where nothing good ever ...
Literally just real life
vagrant fox
I don't mind a setting where nothing good ever happens, it's big fun
ASOIAF was just boring to me
vagrant fox
just read the first law and have fun 4head
plush mason
ASOIAF?
urban spire
a song of ice and fire
storm jungle
A Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones
urban spire
aka game of thrones
vagrant fox
no robots
plush mason
oh right
storm jungle
its basically said more in the line of the entire verse itself
vagrant fox
I love fantasy UK and child labour factories
storm jungle
because people mostly dont know theres an entire universe/past to GoT
(arguably even more interesting than the current timeline the show explored)
plush mason
I love fantasy UK and child labour factories
so literally just Victorian UK with dragons?
storm jungle
Nah
Westeros is more unique than that
along with the rest of the world
its great if you like medieval fiction with fantasy elements in general
urban spire
i really would have liked it if the fantasy elements got a bit more love
storm jungle
I mean they do
its more that by the time of the show itself the entire point is that part of the world/magic is dying.
its why the past GoT is way better imo
also more goofy and funny
(a lot like real medieval history lol)
urban spire
i haven't watched the show, just read the books
the show follows the books i thought
heady rivet
They caught up
storm jungle
after they ran out of material it spiraled as you know, then uhh blew up to disaster
plush mason
so they could go make the flop that is the new star wars trilogy lol
storm jungle
but yeah the show's final season was one of the most infamous events in television history from how fucking hard it broke the media/internet
urban spire
yeah i listened to other people experience it
storm jungle
Yeah same
storm jungle
nothing to be smug about
everyone knew it was gonna end badly
they just had no idea how bad
vagrant fox
so literally just Victorian UK with dragons?
Sure GoT is if you'll believe me
First Law has the child labour factories
storm jungle
lmao
plush mason
but yeah the show's final season was one of the most infamous events in televisi...
ngl i dont think i had ever even heard of GOT till that shitshow blew up
storm jungle
ngl i dont think i had ever even heard of GOT till that shitshow blew up
Okay no offense but thats a very "living under a rock" moment
GoT dominated most of TV during its runtime
it was huge
storm jungle
^
urban spire
shouts out to westeros starbucks
plush mason
when it comes to tv and movies i very much do live under a rock so no offence taken
heady rivet
GoT dominated most of TV during its runtime
You couldnt go ANYWHERE without Eddard telling you things are coming
storm jungle
You couldnt go ANYWHERE without Eddard telling you things are coming
SHE
IS MY QUEEN
urban spire
markipliers movie is coming out this week right?
storm jungle
Nah it was fine, even if i wasnt a huge fan of some of the skipped elements
vagrant fox
but yeah the show's final season was one of the most infamous events in televisi...
I was half heartedly watching it without much interest until I heard "you want the good girl but you need the bad pussy"
I'm so glad I didn't see the last parts
storm jungle
I was half heartedly watching it without much interest until I heard "you want t...
yeah that season is when everyone realised with that line things were going bad the moment they ran out of books
that was basically what made it horrible
it wasnt an instant drop
it was a gradual decay
it was so fucking horrid lmao
heady rivet
Nah it was fine, even if i wasnt a huge fan of some of the skipped elements
They cut Jon yearning for Winterfell and all those omplications. But to be fair, Jon chapters are 80% Jon just thinking and brooding so unless they had some Goodfellas narration from Jon at all times it would be 40 minutes of Kit Harrington brooding
storm jungle
They cut Jon yearning for Winterfell and all those omplications. But to be fair,...
Basicall yeah lmao
the books have tons of inner monologuing
vagrant fox
good thing Red Rising and/or First Law will never get a TV adaptation I can live safely in my castle of smug isolation
heady rivet
Also they FUCKED up literally EVERYONES arcs by cutting out one (1) character
storm jungle
Patchface?
urban spire
who'd they cut?
vagrant fox
Stoneheart wasn't in the show was she?
heady rivet
who'd they cut?
Aegon
heady rivet
Stoneheart wasn't in the show was she?
She was not, nope
vagrant fox
https://klipy.com/gifs/monkeys-paw-paw-1
don't do this
urban spire
apropos of novels that i think are kinda interesting, i've been re-reading the expanse
heady rivet
Aegon <:NazrinHappi:1187568639201775636>
Faegon invading is the catalyst and setup for like everyones endgame arc and they just cut him. You can find forums from like 2015 being like "Wait how are they gonna do this without him???"
urban spire
and man they shoulda red some marx before they wrote those novels
heady rivet
And Tyrion became a goody two-shoes as opposed to his actual self
storm jungle
And Tyrion became a goody two-shoes as opposed to his actual self
Dude
urban spire
cause them trying to invent marxism from first principles is a real fumble
storm jungle
its INSANE how fucking awful book tyrion is post-kingslanding
lmao
im so glad AltShift made that video
peopel really had no idea
vagrant fox
holy hell Tyrions and the cripple boys chapters were so godass boring to me
storm jungle
they were fun
plush mason
apropos of novels that i think are kinda interesting, i've been re-reading the e...
looking forward to Owlcat's expanse game
storm jungle
you just cannot read
urban spire
that's a hell of a thing to call someone lmao
vagrant fox
I read bigly good
urban spire
you watch thorhighheels
vagrant fox
I've forgotten a good bit but in my memory I can summarize all of cripple boys chapters as waa it's cold and I'm riding a genuine idiot until they get to that place
urban spire
i (conditionally) support womens wrongs
vagrant fox
you watch thorhighheels
This is a youtuber?
storm jungle
I've forgotten a good bit but in my memory I can summarize all of cripple boys c...
lmao i just realised
"crippleboy"
urban spire
ah, i whiffed
vagrant fox
thogg don't care
storm jungle
shut up
vagrant fox
I shan't
urban spire
yeah thorhighheels is a good youtuber, v fun, only human on the planet i've heard use the term "bigly" with any regularity
vagrant fox
entirely correct
plush mason
yeah thorhighheels is a good youtuber, v fun, only human on the planet i've hear...
wtf does "bigly" even mean
urban spire
it's like hugely but big
plush mason
biggest
languid meadow
Uge
storm jungle
Big' Un
vagrant fox
yea bigly
heady rivet
im so glad AltShift made that video
storm jungle
BRUH
vagrant fox
He is funny I just hated his boat and chess arc
There should be somekind of a device to make authors write faster
urban spire
i remember one of the novels was about like
what all the side characters were up to
and overwhelmingly i just remember old man and pudgy kid on a shitty boat for a LONG time
storm jungle
George's issue is he makes his novels too realistic where every single character has understandable wants, motivations and needs.
like that would be fine but holy fuck it extends the novels and arcs SO much
urban spire
he's kinda a nothing can happen off screen type of writer
heady rivet
George's issue is he makes his novels too realistic where every *single* charact...
Merett Freys inner monologue is recounting his entire life up to that point every 15 minutes
vagrant fox
I feel like Joe Abercrombie does it better but that's personal taste
storm jungle
Merett Freys inner monologue is recounting his entire life up to that point ever...
Lmao yeah
urban spire
except when he's trying to "subvert expectations"
vagrant fox
Yeah it's great
urban spire
the stark kid, what's his name, who fucks up the arranged marriage
heady rivet
i love the unceremonious deaths/stuff in GoT lol
urban spire
he just disappears from the story until it's time for him to die
heady rivet
In this house we point and laugh at Rhaegar 
vagrant fox
Man I wanna reread some books now
urban spire
i mean it's good that we didn't have to read three thousand pages of him falling for a girl and making dumb decisions
storm jungle
the stark kid, what's his name, who fucks up the arranged marriage
bro
you dont remember Robb's name?
urban spire
I DON'T REMEMBER SHIT
storm jungle
also he doesnt "disappear"
we get tons of chapters with him
especially showing us how he got himself and half his family killed
fucking moron
urban spire
idk i don't remember it so it probably isn't real
urban spire
i just remember him showing up with the wrong wife
storm jungle
🍄🟫
urban spire
outta nowhere
heady rivet
I've lost people before but never "HOLY SHIT I'M GRIEVING SO HARD I NEED TO GET LAAAAAAID" sad, what was up with that boy?
vagrant fox
That's just how new jerseyites mourn
heady rivet
🍄🟫
The greatest court fool of all time, accused everyone of 7 sex scandals including himself
urban spire
but also like, i don't think expectations were being that subverted after the red wedding?
storm jungle
They were tbh
but the Red Wedding was THE most shocking thing in TV and still is at the time
because so many characters get killed and its a total "out of nowhere" thing for most folks until you realise why it even happened
vagrant fox
For TVslop yeah
storm jungle
be quiet zoomer
vagrant fox
you're younger than me you should respect your elders
urban spire
i also remember complaining that i lost interest in asoiaf because the interesting characters kept dying but i can't remember who any of those were so they can't have been that interesting
storm jungle
Nah most of the interesting cast was pretty much alive
everyone knew Jon would come back to life too
urban spire
i think jon is kinda boring honestly
urban spire
and him coming back to life was like
heady rivet
TV Jon is but Book Jon is hilarious
urban spire
now he's just cleanly slotting into a trope
like what are you gonna do with him now, kill him again?
vagrant fox
He's a really shitty and boring Aragorn it's true
urban spire
at some point someone has to be a fantasy protagonist or the whole edifice is gonna come apart
storm jungle
We literally got no idea because hes still dead in the books
amazing progress as usual George
storm jungle
Its not really fucking around
its more just him being distracted with his own homebrew
ironically thats how you know hes a proper nerd
lmao
vagrant fox
Him stopping to fuck around with Elden Snooze is fucking around ok 🤓
urban spire
the guys who fucked up the tv show just genuinely guessed where the plot was going, so now george is sitting there looking at the entire world dunking on the plot he had in his head
urban spire
he's cooked
storm jungle
He said himself he doesnt care
he wont chagne the ending just because someone else fucked it up
also they didnt "guess"
George literally told them lol
urban spire
didn't he pick them because they figured it out
vagrant fox
It's ok I just need Joe Abercrombie and Pierce Brown to hustle the fuck up so I can read complete cinema the got ending can suck beans
storm jungle
Nah
He basically gave them "rough notes"
its why the execution in general was so bad
urban spire
well either way that book is never getting finished
storm jungle
Nah it will
the last one tho never will
he likely said he'll get someone else to finish it once he dies
vagrant fox
He said he's halfway or something recently, surely in like 4-5 years it's finished
storm jungle
Yeah Winds will get finished, Dream of Spring tho never will essentially
vagrant fox
It's faster than fuckass Rothfuss
urban spire
vagrant fox
dw Brandon Sanderson will finish it
storm jungle
He constantly goes between
Ill finish it
I give up
Maybe ill finish it
Nah I cant finish it
Ill probably do it
fat lazy fuck lol
vagrant fox
That's funny
storm jungle
its not tbh
its genuinely sad
especially if you read the way he speaks
like you can tell his moral side WANTS to do it but hes also just so fucking lazy and easily distracted, i get why most people dont blame him
urban spire
it's funny to me because i kinda dislike him
urban spire
i don't have a rational reason
vagrant fox
I find it funny because I'm the same about my personal stuff
urban spire
i just do
storm jungle
I find it funny because I'm the same about my personal stuff
Yeah thats what gets me
like-
i write a 40k homebrew
and go "okay I WILL finish this"
constantly gets distracted by side fluff/writings
barely touches it for months
thats prob THE worst part of creative writing
urban spire
finishing is the worst part
storm jungle
YEP
vagrant fox
I'll start, work on it, hate it, delete it, start over, stop for months, start over
storm jungle
^
urban spire
house of many doors type deal
storm jungle
As much as people mock George he basically represents all of us who do homebrew/universe building or any sort of writing.
vagrant fox
I've mapped this gayass sector like six times and deleted it six times
storm jungle
SAME
urban spire
you have to finish your magnum opus, which starts at 90% done, and every time you work on it the percentage goes DOWN
storm jungle
I literally just yesterday spent 3 hours renaming most of my systems in my sector because i just didnt like the way they sounded
the human brain is its own worst enemy
rocky gale
"Right, I've got a lot of time and I'm excited to work on it"
Looks at how much I have to do
My will to do it:
storm jungle
REAL
vagrant fox
Easier to watch Sopranos instead, it's quite good for your information
storm jungle
ironically lol
rocky gale
Why would I complete something I enjoy when I could just play League and get unreasonably angry
vagrant fox
You could gamble instead
languid meadow
You can gamble on league
vagrant fox
Why does the guy have a goatse on the left
rose thorn
Why does the guy have a goatse on the left
Because when ever someone draws slaansh fanart they have a mental break and draw insanity
fervent geode
Why does the guy have a goatse on the left
Built different
rose thorn
I remember with the EC reveal there was a subset of the internet who was annoyed that EC wasn’t horny enough
But like, they never really have been outside of demons? AOS Slaanesh is very horny and I guess people assumed 40k’s would be too
fervent geode
I mean they have gotten a little freaky at times but that was more 30k and Watson stuff
EC are mostly crackheads and body horror now
rose thorn
Drugs rock and roll and mild hellraiser, purgatorystayer if you would
fervent geode
Yup
winged silo
I'm going to my shift at the Necromundan Crushing Machine, anyone want anything?
vagrant fox
uhh pizza
winged silo
What kind?
vagrant fox
Whichever has the most onions
winged silo
Logged, I will be back in a few hours.
queen laurel
I'm going to my shift at the Necromundan Crushing Machine, anyone want anything?
save me the legs they taste good
winged silo
save me the legs they taste good
Logged.
fervent geode
I'm going to my shift at the Necromundan Crushing Machine, anyone want anything?
Extra crispy corpse starch please
heady rivet
I'm going to my shift at the Necromundan Crushing Machine, anyone want anything?
I’ll have two bolters, a flamer, a combat knife with extra bleed, a shotgun, two lasguns, one with bayonet, and a heavy stubber
winged silo
I’ll have two bolters, a flamer, a combat knife with extra bleed, a shotgun, two...
Logged.
winged silo
Extra crispy corpse starch please
Logged.
winged jacinth
As much as people mock George he basically represents all of us who do homebrew/...
The special doom for george was his series blowing up massively before all the groundwork was layed out for the ending i think
Suddenly hes working on an outline with millions of people who saw the show waiting for a better ending lol
heady rivet
People also forget that during covid he was losing a lifelong author friend like, weekly and dealing with the backlash from S8 still.
And people still bully him about how he's old and gonna die any day now
I'd be a bit rude in my blogs too lole
plush mason
Why does the guy have a goatse on the left
i hate it
storm jungle
I'd be a bit rude in my blogs too lole
tbh i was just reading this an hour ago
Ive legit lost like all faith in this man i think lmao
its hilarious because he just doesnt want any sort of help with the books he writes due to a self-admitted ego/pride problem and just does nothing but wallow for 15 years just to write 1100 pages
fuck me hes so lost lmao
winged jacinth
I forgot he released the second to last book when the show was on like s2 or whatever lol
To be honest though, as an epic fantasy reader and semiprofessional hater
Not that good of a series
storm jungle
Nah its a great series.
theres a reason it grabbed people like a storm
George just cannot admit hes retired and cannot finish the books lmao
winged jacinth
Its accessible and got an hbo show with sex in it
winged jacinth
I know that's implied by hbo show
storm jungle
also "accessible"
Most people I know wouldnt even make it past the first chapter
elitist ahh
fervent geode
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1qdmw8q/game_of_thrones_george_rr_marti...
Speaking of Dune i liek dune mor
Sorry gorg
storm jungle
Dune is good because you can dorp it after like Book 2 or 3 and be satisfied
Martin comparing himself to that is hilarious to me
winged jacinth
Its accessible because of the tv show
Ill agree the books are not accessible
winged jacinth
George has spent the last 15 years carefully redesigning all the meals in the book
storm jungle
Nah hes just a distracted old fuck
he also has made a book thats beyond his control tbh
guy cannot commit to anything
winged jacinth
My main gripe is that the world has like 5 places in it, europe, europe (minor), europe (cold), the middle east, and the steppes
And they've all got like 1-2 locations of note