40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

But he also yknow

is billy

[jade holly]

Also he’s freaky with Vyper

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah Graves has talked to people Infernus has murdered lmao

And they really don’t like him

[hollow lantern]

Tbf man, would you like burning to death?

[arctic talon]

Nope

[jade holly]

Also apparently based on context clues and dialogue, Calico was the one who tried assassinating Pocket

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[hollow lantern]

I really didnt like afterburning to death either

I sympathize with those mfs

[arctic talon]

Calico is the one who was contracted to kill pocket

[jade holly]

And she sucks at her job

[arctic talon]

Well

She doesn’t suck

[jade holly]

Pocket is alive

[arctic talon]

One failure among many successful jobs is a pretty good rate

lol

[hollow lantern]

Have you tried to kill a good pocket?

That mf sucks

[arctic talon]

Besides she missed their heart by millimeters

[hollow lantern]

Slippery bastard

[jade holly]

I like Bebop’s personality tho

[arctic talon]

Bebop is great

[celest cedar]

they plan to get freaky in a back alley while she pretends he's Lash

[jade holly]

Bro doesn’t go on a extinction run of humanity simply because Miss Shelly will be sad

[arctic talon]

He’s so polite for a giant robot with a bomb and laser death beam

[jade holly]

He is nice, not weak

[arctic talon]

He was raised right

[celest cedar]

like go get that game ig but him needing to RP Lash

[arctic talon]

Ignoring the fact he straps bombs to people

[jade holly]

Bah they deserve it

Probably

[arctic talon]

And enjoys it

[jade holly]

Can’t he strap bombs to his teammates and launch them away like Bomb Squigs?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[hollow lantern]

Its very annoying

[celest cedar]

Bebop would arm Jihadist if it means helping Miss Shelly

[arctic talon]

But he had a voice line when he maxes bombs

[hollow lantern]

When someone does that without warning

[arctic talon]

Where he talks about strapping a bomb to someone and then them asking what can they do to stop it

[jade holly]

So there is still one thing I don’t know

The Baroness hotel

[arctic talon]

And the answer is nothing, you’re gona die

[jade holly]

Death trap or nah

[arctic talon]

The baroness is a normal hotel

However

The doorman has a pocket dimension version of it that kills you

Because the doorman is an eldritch god

[jade holly]

His name is Brian

[arctic talon]

Oh also the baroness has a gimmick

Where it’s super haunted

[jade holly]

Eh

I’ve seen the Sedgwick hotel

[arctic talon]

Beyond just being a luxury hotel

[jade holly]

I remember that one level in the Ghostbusters game

[arctic talon]

Doorman is weird lol

Serving humanity still retains some novel charm

[jade holly]

G-Man if he was employed in a normal job

[arctic talon]

💀

What happens when he grows bored of serving humanity

He’s already grown bored of tormenting them

[jade holly]

Screwing with them is the next obvious choice

[arctic talon]

Also he still calls the patrons weird things

He calls the Archmother
City mother

And the Hidden King
Amber King

Wonder if it’s intentional he knows them by another name, considering the 2 are familiar with him

[jade holly]

I know Warden needs a remodel

But what’s his occupation?

[arctic talon]

He’s an alchemist and vigilante who prevents malevolent entities from manifesting in reality

[jade holly]

And yet he’s dressed like a normal ole Bobby

[arctic talon]

I.E ghosts who want to murder people

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

He’s like

Alchemist Batman, but not rich

lol

Also he thinks vindicta is in the right

[jade holly]

And also maybe magic if his ult is anything to go off of

[arctic talon]

But wants her to “rest”

[jade holly]

I mean floating in the air and becoming a shadow of death and pain?

[arctic talon]

Honestly alchemy and magic are usually hand in hand

[jade holly]

I love no matter what, in any universe and game

It’s always fucking New York

[arctic talon]

The cursed apple

[jade holly]

I blame Lash

[hollow lantern]

I want to like warden but his kit feels so whitebeard

[arctic talon]

Honestly I wonder what Warden thinks about benign ghosts/outer entities lol

[arctic talon]

His kit is so boring lol

It works but like my god

[jade holly]

Abrams is right there smh

[hollow lantern]

It works in the same way like, Garen works.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Wardens gameplay is running you down and shooting you to death

And his entire kit is designed for that with 0 escape whatso ever

[jade holly]

If I ever get to play Deadlock, I’ll prob play Victor

[arctic talon]

Abrams has utility lmao

[jade holly]

I love me some hyper tanks

[arctic talon]

Do you want an invite

lol

[jade holly]

No PC

[arctic talon]

Ah damn

[jade holly]

If I had one I’d be playing already lmao

[hollow lantern]

I kinda only like playing Shiv tho tbqh

[jade holly]

I’m hoping and praying for a console port

Or until the next Xbox which has Steam Integration

[arctic talon]

Honestly

I hope they redo some other art assets for warden

Like his 3 and 2 both look uh

Very underwhelming lol

[hollow lantern]

They exist.

[arctic talon]

Like, why is it a metal claw

With chains

[hollow lantern]

Its a handcuff

[arctic talon]

And why does his 2 literally have no visual vfx

[jade holly]

McGinnis also looks fun

Suppressing fire support

[hollow lantern]

McHitler sucks

[arctic talon]

McGinnis is a “support”

[hollow lantern]

I hate her

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically lol

[jade holly]

They can’t hurt my team if they’re dead

[arctic talon]

She works with literally anything

💀

Spirit, it’s good

[hollow lantern]

She just

[arctic talon]

Gun it’s even better

[jade holly]

Gun? Brrrrrrrrt

[hollow lantern]

Throws down turrets and will take your tower in 5 minutes if you fuck up at all

[arctic talon]

Gun McGinnis can literally destroy a walker in a few seconds

It’s so stupid lol

[jade holly]

Minigun in a moba, my favorite

[hollow lantern]

By 5 minutes*

Its like if someone saw Heimer and went "yeah we can make this more annoying"

[jade holly]

I can’t wait to punt Rem like a football

[arctic talon]

Tbf

It’s Icefrog

Icefrog has cooked up Hitlers since forever

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-mandalorian-punt-goblin-gif-21886919

[hollow lantern]

Ik

I kinda

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/rem-rem-deadlock-deadlock-lash-lash-deadlock-gif-7384772685200041820

[hollow lantern]

Really dislike actually playing his games

[arctic talon]

It’s so funny how Haze is so friendly with Rem

Same with Seven

[hollow lantern]

It makes perfect sense imo

At least Haze does

[arctic talon]

They’re both dream related things yeah

Honestly I wonder if haze is human

Or if she’s something else

[hollow lantern]

I think she is

I think she's a human who underwent some sort of ritual

[jade holly]

Seven in old dialogue: Murderous psychopath posing as a philosopher striving for apotheosis

Seven now: Don’t talk to the feds, kids

[arctic talon]

Probably yeah

[arctic talon]

He’s not murderous and he’s never been murderous

He’s indifferent to murder smh

[jade holly]

And I’m indifferent to bashing my skull against a rock at realizing a console port is never gonna happen

[hollow lantern]

I would not advise playing DL on controller to begin with ngl

[sacred ginkgo]

Menus quickly on controller

[arctic talon]

Ngl I do wonder what seven did to end up in prison

Bcs he’s adamant he didn’t do anything wrong lol

[jade holly]

Nagoriyuki has such a badass design in Strive

[hollow lantern]

I don't

[arctic talon]

Yes he does

[hollow lantern]

They made a movie about it

[arctic talon]

I love guilty gear

[jade holly]

I love how he’s this gigantic slow behemoth of a man

Is the glass cannon 2 shotter of the game

[arctic talon]

He’s not that slow

[jade holly]

Base move speed

[arctic talon]

Yeah he can’t dash

But you have dandystep on meth lol

[jade holly]

He’s like playing a railgun

Slow to lineup

But if you hit

Holy fuck

[arctic talon]

He’s not even slow

Tbh

Move wise

He’s got good frame data

[hollow lantern]

Whats thr fighting game with the dude who plays sax?

[arctic talon]

Skullgirls

[jade holly]

Skullgirls

[arctic talon]

I think

[jade holly]

That’s Big Band

[hollow lantern]

Is that shit actually good?

[jade holly]

He is the Sax

https://tenor.com/view/big-band-stunned-dumbfounded-skullgirls-mobile-gif-2479858113620848154

[arctic talon]

It’s a tag fighter

So it’s absurdly degenerate gameplay wise

lol

[jade holly]

Gets grabbed by Beowulf once

[arctic talon]

But it’s one of the more moderately degenerate ones

[hollow lantern]

He seems like one of the funniest designs I've ever seen in a fighter

[arctic talon]

It’s not MVC

[arctic talon]

He’s so cool lol

Big Band has so many TODs lol

And they all let you fit stuff in

Like among us

Or a Rick roll

[jade holly]

I saw one clip where he got a Happy Birthday and he proceeded to play Happy Birthday before his super and killed them

[hollow lantern]

Its genuinely one of the most amusing mechanics ive seen in any fighting game

Perfect BM character

[arctic talon]

LOL

[jade holly]

Wait @arctic talon have you seen the video
Gets grabbed by Beowulf once

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FSH3yJs-FJc&si=9L9qW3uffnexsXpB

[arctic talon]

Yes

[jade holly]

Such an amazing video

[arctic talon]

Tag fighters are so stupid I love them

My poison of choice is Blazblue crosstag which is objectively an awful game

[jade holly]

I need Mordekaiser in 2xko so badly

[arctic talon]

But I can just play P4AU characters in it

And blazblue ones

So I don’t need to learn anything new

Has the most abominable character archetype in existence, Rushdown, Zoner, fast grappler hybrid

I’m not joking

[jade holly]

I still think

In every fighting game I’ve played

Scarecrow from IJ2 is my favorite fighting game character ever

[arctic talon]

Adachi has a full screen projectile that lingers

For reasons

And is one of the fastest characters in the game

And has a puppet

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/injustice-dc-scarecrow-gif-5221507032792378298

[arctic talon]

And is a fast grappler

Who can rush you down

[jade holly]

Injustice Scarecrow is so fucking cool

[sacred ginkgo]

Harnessed incel rage

[arctic talon]

Mfw the literal incel is top 3

[sacred ginkgo]

Transmuting all his hate against women into lightning beams

[arctic talon]

The one saving grace is they didn’t give him any of his ranged gun moves

From P4AU

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh the gun he never uses

[arctic talon]

Yeah lmao

[jade holly]

I Still can’t believe they got Robert Fucking Englund to voice Scarecrow

it was perfect

[arctic talon]

He actually shoots it in P4AU

[arctic talon]

Netherrealm money

[sacred ginkgo]

Crazy

[jade holly]

And they got their money’s worth

His intro dialogues were BRUTAL

[arctic talon]

He’s also not evil in that game 💀

Well

He’s evil

But he’s not the antagonist of P4AU

[sacred ginkgo]

Just an asshole status

I could play p4au actually

I've got it through library share

Would just require learning how to play a fighting game

And baseball apparently

[jade holly]

I need to get GamePass so I can play SFVI again

But at least I have 2xko

[arctic talon]

Only junpei needs baseball knowledge

[jade holly]

If I ever play Tekken tho

I know who I’m maining

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken-8-king-tekken-king-gif-17232242963894323305

[sacred ginkgo]

I know

[arctic talon]

Shadow Junpei has this goofy ass practical infinite lol

[sacred ginkgo]

It will never not be funny that you need to learn baseball to understand a character in a fighting game

[jade holly]

I wish One Piece had a good fighting game

[hollow lantern]

Imagine not maining Yoshimitsu

[arctic talon]

P4AU’s character titles all being insults to the characters is also funny

[opaque coyote]

Seal

[jade holly]

Apparently a YouTube channel called Grimdark Narrators or something got terminated

Based on someone saying something in the other 40K server

[sacred ginkgo]

Bloodhounds gs detected

[arctic talon]

Like saying Yu has a sister complex and Yukari is ugly

Just blatantly untrue things

Is super funny

[sacred ginkgo]

What's adachis

[arctic talon]

Actually adachi’s is one of few that is arguably true. It’s

“The egocentric police dick”

[sacred ginkgo]

Couldn't find anything fake to call him that would be worse than what he actually is

So its just true

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically lol

[opaque coyote]

So

Guys

Do you want brain damage?

No?

Too bad

Free brain damage

[outer wave]

I dont get why they get so interested in 40k when Fantasy and AoS do this theme that he's talking about so much better

[viral halo]

40K has a wider audience

[outer wave]

AoS has an attempted League of Super Heroes going on with Order, Death, and Destruction at one point

[viral halo]

Easy to catch on the algo

[outer wave]

I get that but man

MAN

If they only looked a bit deeper beyond 40k

[opaque coyote]

Isn't 40k literally more ambiguous in morality anyways?

[viral halo]

AOS is really cool but even the people that play it in my local scene aren’t big loreheads they’re 40K players that like the AoS designs 😭

[viral halo]

GW has been very “everybody is evil” for quite some time now

[opaque coyote]

Yeah like literally everyone is evil

To differing degrees but it barely matters

At least point, if you're based on morality, the galaxy is better off being eaten by nids

[viral halo]

There’s shades of good everywhere but generally it’s pretty bleak with the whole grimdark thing

[opaque coyote]

[outer wave]

You have good individuals under horrid systems of governence

Even those good individuals have warped ideas of what good, noble people should do

[viral halo]

I have 5000 points of word bearers and 3000 points of dark Eldar

My opinion on my toys’ morality

Is they just like to have fun

[opaque coyote]

Which is why I say that tweet will give you brain damage

Because it gave me brain damage on how somebody could even think this

[outer wave]

People should just like their lil guys because they're the evil rat bastards that they are

And not try and grandstand them against everyone else

[queen laurel]

ork players after bisecting a family in half and using their bodies like clubs

[opaque coyote]

Unless if it's jokingly of course

[opaque coyote]

Oh hey

You got attracted here by the brain damage™

[queen laurel]

Uh no

I've gotten used to brain damage that I don't even get summoned by it anymore

[opaque coyote]

Just like a proper Ork

[vagrant fox]

Yea the Votann can't be reasoned with

[jade holly]

Instructions unclear, I have enslaved a planet with mind controlling scarabs to now do my every bidding

[heady rivet]

Ruh roh scooby

[celest cedar]

performace issues it seems

[outer wave]

This the game that wanted fun not politics or something?

[celest cedar]

no thats knights path

[outer wave]

Ah

[heady rivet]

Not at all lole

[valid needle]

Wild

[celest cedar]

tf2 and deadlock....sooo I got Overwatch

[heady rivet]

Stellaris and Darktide combine into a Hive CIty Management Sim

[celest dome]

Darktide and E33...
Honestly, that could jam quite beautifully.

[valid needle]

Planned review bombs couldn’t be more obvious

[heady rivet]

Bait used to be believable

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

Did HD2 server get nuked?

[surreal nest]

Its unreal how dogshit unreal engine 5 is

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[storm jungle]

Fuck no lmao

[storm jungle]

I hope so

[heady rivet]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK my mod list I just remembered

Fuck my stupid chud life

[last stone]

wut

[heady rivet]

Stellaris mod list got fucked up because I had to wipe my PC after a minor explosion incident

[crystal forum]

😔

[crystal forum]

maybe you got banned

if so then welcome to the club

[eager agate]

Is there a resource out there that's good for entry-level nerding out to 40k lore? Like I'm looking at the wiki page, which sort of has some order to it, but I feel like I'll just get overwhelmed

But idk if I wanna watch a video either cuz that kinda takes the fun away

As for what specific lore, it can be literally anything. Like, going from earliest timeline to latest timeline seems like it makes the most sense, but idk if anyone has anything formatted like that

[vagrant fox]

Lexicanum is better

It's more or less how I started, I'd just click the random page

[crystal forum]

watch videos about the horus heresy

then get into league of votaan

you will now be truly initiated into this terrible setting and promptly leave

[queen laurel]

lexicanum

like the funny clown said that site is goated

[storm jungle]

Wiki is straight up copy pasted from rulebooks with zero editing and the sources its uses are literally just the book names.

Lexicanum actively pinpoints sources and also summarises stuff without overwhelming the reader.

[eager agate]

Why terrible? Are you just being self-defeating or commenting on how everybody wants to kill each other

[eager agate]

I'll take a look rq

[crystal forum]

both

[vagrant fox]

He's a furry he makes dubious life choices

[valid needle]

I got banned over a year ago I just heard some folk saying it’s been nuked

[queen laurel]

The beastman is a known hater

[valid needle]

Or the modding server

I legitimately got banned because I asked when is the Union Jack cape dropping

[eager agate]

I have a quick Nurgle question if anyone thinks they'll know the answer

[crystal forum]

idk why an official server would get nuked but it would be very funny

fuck that server anyways it's awful

[queen laurel]

Have you seen how an average helldiver complains?

[crystal forum]

yeah but the server is heavily moderated

you get banned for anything

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

The server is still in my list, don't know why I'm in it though

[storm jungle]

emotes prob

[vagrant fox]

I'll never pay for nitro

[crystal forum]

i'll buy you nitro sigsen

[vagrant fox]

no

[crystal forum]

ok

[vagrant fox]

buy a fursuit or something

[crystal forum]

ok

[eager agate]

So of all the Chaos that I know of, Nurgle seems like it'd be one of the better choices to align with, all things considered.

My question is: do you think some that are "blessed" by Nurgle can be modified in a way do that they don't feel the thousands of little wriggling things they have inside them? Or is that something you'd 100% be aware of at all times?

Hypothetically speaking btw. The emperor protects

[heady rivet]

You'd be aware, but grow apathetic to it

[solid horizon]

blessed by nurgle means zombification

[eager agate]

Hmm

[solid horizon]

you're basically a walking corpse by that point

[storm jungle]

Not quite

[eager agate]

So feeling might be diminished/gone?

Oop

[solid horizon]

I dont mean haitian zombification huh

[storm jungle]

its literally just doomer acceptance

[vagrant fox]

Can be, surely. They tend to be aware of it iirc

[storm jungle]

you just look like a rotten bloatman

[heady rivet]

Lords of Silence has a great bit from the POV of someone being Nurgle corrupted where its basically slipping into depression

[crystal forum]

nurgle worshipers become tank class

[solid horizon]

mfs be talking about nurgles blessing then shit just gives you dad build

[eager agate]

I could live with it maybe

[storm jungle]

you deffo could lol

[crystal forum]

you dont care about pain anymore at least

[storm jungle]

Nurgle is like one of the few gods where its kinda worth it because you legit dont care about anything

[vagrant fox]

Depends on if you fuck up or not ig

[solid horizon]

"if this model still has wounds remaining, it regains all lost wounds next turn" ahh

[eager agate]

I wonder if there's nurgle worshippers who act like happy little gardeners whenever they spread disease or whatever

[solid horizon]

nurgle on tabletop is

abominable

[eager agate]

With smiles on their faces

[storm jungle]

Thats basically most of his followers

[heady rivet]

Nurgle makes the pain go away (Helps you ignore it still obviously there)

[vagrant fox]

Unless you're that unlucky like that silly boy who gets folded in half in Dark Imperium or whatever it was and gets to feel the whole thing

[crystal forum]

nurgle gives his hardest battles to his stinkiest soldiers

[eager agate]

I like how all the chaos has at least that one really fucked up factor

[storm jungle]

Its not exactly one, its quite a lot of things, it as usual just depends on the situation in question

[eager agate]

From my understanding: khorne = you'll never know peace again, slaanesh = permanently thrill seeking/horny (?), and I guess tzeench is like one day you might wake up and you'll notice that you've become a sponge or something

[storm jungle]

Tzeentch is more deep than that

[fervent geode]

Slaanesh too

Imagine just feeling everything so much more

[solid horizon]

tzeench is

become so smart you'll eventually become idiot

and turn into dust for some reason

[crystal forum]

slaanesh is like you're always trying to find the next dose of whatever drug you're most into

[fervent geode]

Every meal, every touch, every song and every painting becomes so so enthralling

But you get bored

So you find something for tantalising

[solid horizon]

slaanesh adepts are hardcore dopamine addicts

[vagrant fox]

Dilbert is Khorne, dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

[storm jungle]

Im gonna go get some codex text but uh

[fervent geode]

Further and further you go, you'd kill for pleasure, maim yourself for pleasure, take the most vile concoctions in existence to FEEL something

[storm jungle]

@eager agate Example of some Nurgle worshippers

[crystal forum]

unaligned demons are the only based warp creatures

[fervent geode]

Eventually the only things that bring you joy are mass suffering, self mutilation to the point of becoming unrecognisable, and drugs literally made of people and daemons

[eager agate]

Shit that's cool

[fervent geode]

Raum, I know you are somewhere out there😔

[solid horizon]

CATCH THEM IN A DAEMON ENGINE POKEMON STYLE MUAHAHAHAHA

[eager agate]

That's a thing?

[fervent geode]

Yeah

[solid horizon]

chaos undivided is a thing

[fervent geode]

Basically when a moment makes a daemon

[eager agate]

I just figured if there was a demon, it belonged to a group

[fervent geode]

But its beholden to no god

Like Drach'nyen

Or Sara'am

[eager agate]

Man this universe is sick

It needs more games

Games for normies I mean

[crystal forum]

HA

[vagrant fox]

As long as you accept that Khorne is the coolest and most benevolent chaos god it can happen

[solid horizon]

we need more games where you play chaos and do stupid evil shit

[storm jungle]

already exists

mostly Space Marine 1 and 2 lol

[fervent geode]

Come to Slaanesh we have peoplecrack

[eager agate]

I'd love a Warhammer game like Civilization

[fervent geode]

Hear hear!

[vagrant fox]

I don't want to snort someones literal ass

[eager agate]

Or hello kitty island adventure maybe

[cinder pivot]

tzeentch is

[crystal forum]

[cinder pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-i-don't-need-sleep-i-need-answers-toad-of-truth-sheldon-i-don't-need-sleep-i-need-answers-the-big-bang-theory-gif-5393776721022940246

[fervent geode]

What if we distilled the ass into like powder-juice

And put a dead daemonette in it

[solid horizon]

[storm jungle]

Found it. And Tzeentch if you wanna read a bit

[solid horizon]

cut your tongue with a flawless blade, slaneeshi

[fervent geode]

Is this from Codex Chaos Daemons

[vagrant fox]

I don't know it doesn't have the same appeal that abandonment of reason and higher thought Khorne has

[fervent geode]

Gods i need to buy one

[crystal forum]

ah, tzeentch, the most confusing god

[fervent geode]

Already done

[fervent geode]

I mean except for Tzeentch isnt that everyone

And also Tzeentch has uh

[eager agate]

Need to turn my phone sideways for this one

[storm jungle]

Yep.

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[vagrant fox]

Tzeentch has I don't know, something will happen that's for sure

[fervent geode]

CRAZY PLANZ

[crystal forum]

return the slab

[solid horizon]

crazy plans to blow your mind

but also

[fervent geode]

Omg

[solid horizon]

pharaoh's curse

[fervent geode]

Pharaoh was Magnus all along

[crystal forum]

worshiping tzeentch so i know what the next powerball numbers will be

[fervent geode]

He might give you the powerball numbers for idk Jamaica but its worth a shot

[vagrant fox]

Where's that bit from Arks of Omen about things what empower Khorne throughout the galaxy

[crystal forum]

i sometimes dont get why nurgle is even a god like doesn't he just represent natural processes

[vagrant fox]

` They Strike in Hope of Freedom

The overseer raises his lash again, but this time labour-serf 88-double 4 is ready. She catches the scrawny overseer's wrist with her off hand and drives her improvised shiv up under his jaw. So the uprising begins.

They Strike Out of Hatred

Three of the gang are dead. The Enforcer killed them with his shotgun, cold-blooded executions all. But the Enforcer didn't get Gorv, and now he's sprawled on his back in sum-filth beneath the runoff downpour and Gorv is straddling his chest. Through the shattered visor, the Enforcer lock eyes with Gorv, expression utterly unrepentant. With a howl of loss and pain, Gorv brings his hatchet down with both hands and buries it in the Enforcer's face.`

This is how you stay winning

hustle always as a chaos god

[crystal forum]

all the other gods involve some free will

nurgle would still exist even if the galaxy was reduced to barely sentient animals

[vagrant fox]

It's too long for me to post because I'm a nitrolet but this shit bombs

[fervent geode]

Coz yk like how

[vagrant fox]

emotions and whatnot, warp stuff

[fervent geode]

Dying and sick people are experiencing such crazy pain amd despair often

Nurg is the salvation from despair

Nurg lets you endure

[eager agate]

Damn tzeench can give some cool powers - its just a shame that you'll eventually wake up one day and turn into a sponge

[fervent geode]

Nurg gives that peace ykwim

[crystal forum]

does it have to be people though? doesn't he get empowered by ALL decay

[fervent geode]

I think he does yeah but

Its esp juicy coz sentient beings have more warp traces

[storm jungle]

yeah this is from Arks of Omen with angron, its the pages following his death when he destroys that massive mcguffin beacon, absolutely peak

[fervent geode]

Like Khorne could go on with ants fighting maybe, maybe slaanesh with wtf dolphins do to each other

But theyd be 1000x times weaker

[storm jungle]

Sentient beings give chaos more power

[fervent geode]

So we the people and xenos made the gods in a sense

[storm jungle]

"idle" shit like existence itself is not as much

[fervent geode]

They need more extremes

The lifecycle is too

Normal ig

[storm jungle]

Sentient beings also just do active stuff yeah

[crystal forum]

i will kill slaanesh and take their place

[eager agate]

Khorne's form being fueled by insects ... he'd be the size of a little goblin maybe

[fervent geode]

A little termite in the warp

[vagrant fox]

Ants have some crazyass wars

[fervent geode]

They need sentient life to fuck over the galaxy

[fervent geode]

Khorne's OGs

[fervent geode]

Pls invent more daemonette crack🙏

[eager agate]

Man

I hope after this next fuckin class they start making more enemies

Factions I mean

[fervent geode]

Genestealers mabye

[vagrant fox]

Things happening in my snoozetide? I think not

[eager agate]

Even if most of the units were reused and slightly colored but with different voices that'd be fine, for the other chaos gods I mean

[crystal forum]

i will make them all femboy demons

[eager agate]

Orks, gene guys and nids would be a lot more work obvs

[vagrant fox]

the gay furry would try to usurp slaanesh and make femboy daemons

[fervent geode]

Ill take it, praise the new slaanesh!

[crystal forum]

[vagrant fox]

I hope we get more admonition enemies, they're a fun bunch

[fervent geode]

Hell yeah

[eager agate]

What are they, chaos undivided?

[fervent geode]

Nurgle

[eager agate]

Or just nurgle

[fervent geode]

We all fight nurglies

[eager agate]

Yawn

[vagrant fox]

Just Nurgle

[eager agate]

Yeah that's what I'm saying

It's getting old

There's so much potential

[vagrant fox]

Maybe in the other hive that will definitely be explored in the game we'll get something else

[storm jungle]

I mean

potential can be explored through any chaos god

nurgle has lots of stuff to play with

[fervent geode]

Can we get more daemons

[eager agate]

They could literally import beastmen from Verm 2 and make them redder and more demonic and you'd have a khorne faction

Though I'm sure it wouldn't be that easy

[vagrant fox]

Yeah I reckon there's room to play in still with Nurgle just gotta get a little creative

[fervent geode]

But why would there be so many Khorne beastmen spawning

Pestigors mayyyybe

[eager agate]

Because of all the killing

It finally attracted khorne

[crystal forum]

i still have never seen a 40k beastman

[fervent geode]

Beastmen are abhumans that alrdy exist

I get the killing bit

But still it fuels all of em

[vagrant fox]

Here you go

[eager agate]

I didn't mean literal beastmen I just meant they could use the beast men from VERM and make them a bit more khorne-ified

And boom, you git a khorne faction in darktide

[crystal forum]

feels like they strapped bolt pistols and chainswords to aos models

[storm jungle]

You literally live under a rock

[storm jungle]

bruh they are beastmen

[crystal forum]

i am a rock

[storm jungle]

also like

"AOS models"

40k is literally fantasy in space

dumbahh 😭

[fervent geode]

Have some Loyalist Gors

[crystal forum]

im sending a cruise missile

[storm jungle]

im deflecting it

[vagrant fox]

Beastmen are grody they don't deserve anything good

[eager agate]

Where are the Skaven?

[vagrant fox]

That's the Imperium

[fervent geode]

Thats humanity

[storm jungle]

in Warhammer Fantasy and AOS

also that

[fervent geode]

And our Grreat Horned Emperor

[eager agate]

But you said it's just fantasy in space

[fervent geode]

The T'au are the Sigmar people

[storm jungle]

I mean so?

[eager agate]

Where skaven

[storm jungle]

Im talking fantasy the genre

[vagrant fox]

imperium

[storm jungle]

lol

[eager agate]

Funny guy

[storm jungle]

Hes right tbh

[fervent geode]

Its true

[vagrant fox]

They're filling the same role

[storm jungle]

legions of slaves and evil homeless people forced to fight evil assholes

[fervent geode]

Like they have the same things in many cases

[eager agate]

Ok but skavens are funny, humans aren't

[storm jungle]

I dunno man humans are pretty funny

[fervent geode]

And an evil ass council

[fervent geode]

Fr fr

[fervent geode]

The Humans gotta learn from the GOAT Emperor's finest

[vagrant fox]

12 high lords of terra and the beneficent Emperor, 12 skaven in the council and the grodyass Horned Rat

Imperium is skaven

[storm jungle]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[eager agate]

[storm jungle]

Again he is correct

just replace skavencracy with space-fascism

[eager agate]

There's no space skaven because they'd be too powerful and too funny and too awesome

[storm jungle]

Bro is cooking too much with rats

[vagrant fox]

Imperials are very funny, sometimes awesome

[eager agate]

Isn't there a sentiment that if the skaven actually banded together, they'd kill everything?

Domination?

[vagrant fox]

Well, there were the end times

I can complain about it because I have WHFB minis

[storm jungle]

That happened in the End Times

they basically overran half the world

[eager agate]

So if humans are space skaven could they win against evil if they actually banded together

[heady rivet]

AW FUCK WAIT

[eager agate]

[heady rivet]

If you wanna see Nurgle

[storm jungle]

Nah

[vagrant fox]

They really fucked Ubersreik those rats

[heady rivet]

I got the video for you

[storm jungle]

Factions like orks, necrons and nids would still overwhelm them

Humanity is a shadow of its former self in 40k

they would never be able to unite

[eager agate]

Sooo they're not space skaven

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

also

[fervent geode]

I mean in Fantasy if everyone Ork jumped the Skaven

[heady rivet]

Wait nvm BedSteak.mp4 is just your average Imperial citizen

[fervent geode]

Theyd also be gone real soon

[vagrant fox]

THE WAR OF THE RHOZES

The civil war on Acreage all started about five years ago and, like so many wars before, it could have easily been avoided. At the time, Gordanus was the High King of Ascandia. In the eyes of the lmperium therefore, he was also the Planetary Governor of Acreage. He had had a long and prosperous reign, under which the soul-crushing toil of his subjects had been perhaps marginally easier—or perhaps marginally harder—soul- crushing toil being much of a muchness to a peasant with a life expectancy of twenty-six. Finally, like all good kings, he died peacefully in his bed, or was possibly foully murdered— the inhabitants of Acreage are not big on autopsies or asking too many questions. This left his twin daughters Rhozena and Rhozeia in direct succession to the throne. Unfortunately, Gordanus failed to name either one as his successor before his death. So the girls turned to their ultimate lord and master, the Emperor of Mankind, to determine which of them was to take both the throne and title of Planetary Governors and rule over all of Acreage.

Tragically, an Administratum clerical error omitted the last two letters of the successor's name from the reply, stating only that Rhoze was now officially recognised as the ruler of Acreage. Initially the girls were cordial with each other and sent a series of requests for clarification.

However, these seemed to fall on deaf ears and no further responses were forthcoming. In fact, the Administratum scrivener responsible for the initial mistaken missive was keeping the whole thing quiet, no doubt for fear of getting a stern talking to over the matter.

With silence from the Imperium, it didn't take long for Rhozena and Rhozeia to resort to violence to ensure that they, and they alone, would become the ruler of Ascandia. In a matter of weeks each had amassed the support of dozens of lesser nobles, each willing to swear to the validity of their chosen queen's claim to the throne and prove it with the blood of their citizens. The resulting conflict has dragged on with neither of the Rhozes gaining much in the way of an advantage, due in equal parts to the primitive nature for their weapons (cannon, sword, and musket for the most part) and the treachery of their nobles (it is not uncommon for a lord's allegiance to change several times a day, often in the midst of a battle).

Ironically, the state of strife on Acreage has actually increased its level of Imperial tithe as both Rhozes frantically try and outdo the other in their service to the Imperium, no doubt hopeful that they will finally receive support to oust the other. This state of affairs has also led directly to the Administratum department responsible for the misunderstanding to own up to their involvement. Claiming it was all part of a carefully devised plan, they have gone so far as to suggest that this kind of tithe boosting technique could be used on other worlds. In any case, as the war poses no threat or disruption to the planet's role within the Imperium, it has for the most part been ignored.

wall of text

[eager agate]

[vagrant fox]

the last paragraph really shows how funny the Imperium is

[storm jungle]

also the entire thing just being a joke on the War of the Roses

lmao

[eager agate]

Ok but skaven are idiot dumb dumb funny

Like duhhhh

[storm jungle]

[eager agate]

Gotta have different types of humor

[heady rivet]

Yes but the average Imperial lives like this video anyway so the niche is filled

[vagrant fox]

not this video

[storm jungle]

2m long

bruh nobody is watching that

[vagrant fox]

he puts rawass steak on his mattress I hate the Japanese

[fervent geode]

Nihon Yoshoku

[heady rivet]

TRUST

[fervent geode]

Top Western Cuisine

[heady rivet]

Watch

[storm jungle]

Im eating, no

https://klipy.com/gifs/munchies-3

[vagrant fox]

I should make some soup

[eager agate]

This made me depressed

[heady rivet]

Not even his worst video tbh

[heady rivet]

If anything I oversold the quality of life within most areas of the Imperium

[vagrant fox]

truly

[eager agate]

I mean if there's trillions of souls, that's trillions of mouths

[vagrant fox]

MACHARIAN CLOTHING Imperial attire is defined by three factors: tradition, function, and decay. Outside of the nobility and affluent merchant classes, an Imperial citizen would count themselves lucky to own more than one set of clothes. In most cases, citizens are handed a uniform by the faction they serve, to wear until their final breath, after which it is peeled from their cooling corpse and handed to the next citizen in line. Most Imperial attire is generations old, patched, stained, and modified over centuries of bare-minimum maintenance — the deteriorating funeral garb of a dying civilisation. A great deal of Imperial attire is simply made, often inherited, old, patched, stained, and modified over years of use — the deteriorating funeral garb of a dying civilisation.

[eager agate]

Can't be easy to feed most of them

[vagrant fox]

or clothe them

or house them

[eager agate]

[storm jungle]

You say "easy" as if they even bother to feed them

lol

again literally ultra-detroit-nazi-germany

[eager agate]

I said most

[vagrant fox]

They can scrape fungus from somewhere, it's fine

[eager agate]

Can't imagine how many starve

[storm jungle]

Uhh as per codex millions to billions

depends on the planet usually lol

[vagrant fox]

I'd post the Terra excerpt but I'm lazy now

I sure hope this food shipment isn't delayed

[storm jungle]

Imperium about to pull an IDF

🙂‍↕️

[heady rivet]

This implies Israel does it out of incompetence or necessity rather than just malice, so even the Imperium has em beat

[vagrant fox]

actually it's cool, Christ Wraight cooks

A vessel blasted off from a sanctioned landing site on Terra every millisecond, so they said. Another landed to take its place not long after. They arrived full, they left empty. The Throneworld did not trade with the rest of the Imperium – it consumed it. Goods were sucked in from every corner of every segmentum, dragged out from the holds of the leviathans that carried them, seized by the ravenous populace and devoured, and it was never enough. A million cargo-lifters might touch down in a single hour, and still thousands would starve. Any delay in the endless circular passage, and tens of thousands would die. Like a hopeless opiate addict, the populace could never be satisfied, never given enough. The birthplace of humanity now squatted like some obscene, famished infant at the heart of its web of stellar kingdoms, ingesting the last dregs of energy out of the straggling fringes and gulping them down into greedy oblivion.

[storm jungle]

bruh lol

[vagrant fox]

Apply the same to any other hive world basically

[eager agate]

Can't they just make billions of corpse starch if there's billions of dead bodies

[storm jungle]

still would run out

lol

this isnt minecraft 💀

[eager agate]

https://tenor.com/view/work-life-im-done-no-more-screw-this-gif-16867052

I guess I'd throw in with nurgle

gg

[crystal forum]

flawless logic

[heady rivet]

Nows my chance to yap about Necromunda because they have a guild of corpse processors that became a Khornate cult, repeatedly

[vagrant fox]

I'm pretty sure I read about people starving on agriworlds but I'm gonna make food now

[crystal forum]

feed the dead to the dying people

[storm jungle]

food is food

we can start with you Jay

[crystal forum]

infinite money glitch

[wintry cloud]

What happened to femjay

They have gone full furry

[crystal forum]

i ate them

[storm jungle]

"gone"

whos gonna tell em..............

[wintry cloud]

Lmaoo

Wait

[wintry cloud]

Who the hell is shirley?

[heady rivet]

Well they only produced the food, the war effort needs it more

[crystal forum]

airplane! joke

[heady rivet]

Holy shit Ogryn scribe is a peak bit why has nobody done this

[wintry cloud]

Oh im dumb

[heady rivet]

I'M ABOUT TO SAVE THIS DOGGONE IMPERIUM

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/KM2K7sV-K74?si=G2B2THroz8SKHnId

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

Speaking of forced breeding its kinda wild that Every Cadian used to have to do this

I;m glad we blew up that freak world

[eager agate]

Do any factions not need to worry about food as much, if at all, compared to the humans?

[storm jungle]

Necrons

[crystal forum]

orks

[storm jungle]

Eldar

Orks

Tau

like, almost all of them

[eager agate]

Really?

[storm jungle]

Yeah

orks can eat anything

[crystal forum]

they grow infinite food

[storm jungle]

humans included

or squigs

[crystal forum]

themselves

[heady rivet]

They eat Grots, Orks, Squigs, Humans, etc

[eager agate]

I don't know anything about the Orks. Don't they literally imagine things into reality?

[heady rivet]

They farm Squigs even

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

NO

Orks cannot imagine shit into reality

lmao

fuck me i hate this fandom

[eager agate]

That's just what I heard damn

[storm jungle]

Its literally the most incorrect overrepeated unfunny joke idiot fans infect newcomers like you with

its like a plague

[heady rivet]

The latent psychic powers of Orks are reality lube

[storm jungle]

you will be liberated

Anyway memes aside

Orks were created to be self-sustaining bio weapons, the moment they settle on making a biosphere from their own fungi its basically an actual infinitie money glitch

Their environment spawns more orks

And those orks make civilization related shit

[queen laurel]

Think of it as more reality duct tape

[storm jungle]

Also the biosphere spawns Squigs

which can be used for anything

food included

or they can just eat each other or captives

[queen laurel]

Their technology is actually functioning technology

[eager agate]

https://tenor.com/view/peon-orc-peon-orc-orcish-horde-horde-gif-6345277679761003981

[queen laurel]

it's just built like garbage

At most their psychic power is just help it keep together

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ork

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-macedonia-cafe-they-do-not-know-i-must-forgive-them-keegan-michael-key-gif-27708798

But they dont know...they dont know...

[storm jungle]

When you know. You know.

[eager agate]

The orks are something I'd need to dedicate months to just for reading

I aint about to get into that

[storm jungle]

No you can just read their lexi page in 10m

lol

they arent a complex faction

[eager agate]

Nah this psychic biosphere stuff is going over my head

[storm jungle]

Its really no tthat complex

just read lol

[vagrant fox]

A shitty gun that jams nonstop jams a little less, if that

[heady rivet]

Ork make spore
Spore makes planet Orky
Orky planet makes Orks and Squigs

[eager agate]

Where orks come from originally?

[queen laurel]

That's basically how their power works they make a very garbage cannon their powers just hold it together so that its chances of erasing the one shooting the cannon is reduced from 99% to a good 60%

[storm jungle]

Created by the Old Ones as bioweapons

again

read the lexicanum page

[queen laurel]

made by old ones read the lexi

[eager agate]

Old ones....

[queen laurel]

you are genuinely set for most of your questions if you do i am not lying

[vagrant fox]

also we're past this but I really like it

Though agri-worlds are each devoted to growing and gathering foodstuffs for a ravenous Imperium, each is unique in the ways it goes about this, as well as the actual items it produces and exports. Many rely on staples though, as these are relatively simple to grow, store, manipulate, and process into a variety of forms for human consumption across the galaxy. Some concentrate on rarer items and delicacies that can only be produced on that planet, foods bound for the tables of the connected and powerful. In time, most become renowned for certain exports, as Kalto is for padonus rice or Cel is for its mhoxen. Few agri-worlders, however, share in these bounties from their cultivated fields or packed corrals, and often subsist on discarded grains or meats unsuitable for processing.

they get the slops thank you Dark Heresy

[storm jungle]

^

This is gonna go on forever and you'll be perpetually confused unless you get an actual general idea of the faction by reading their page

[heady rivet]

Agri-worlds make these wonderful fruits and vegetables with savory meats and then they get processed into a nutrient bar with enough chemicals for a 100 year shelf life and served to a factory shift 3 centuries later for their 5 minute lunch break

[vagrant fox]

Reading the scions in Final Deployment chowing down on protein bars that only taste vaguely salty and has to preferably be swallowed with a gulp of water really sells you on the quality of imperial food

[storm jungle]

I have like

[crystal forum]

still better than historical hardtack

[storm jungle]

an entire list of imperial foodstuff on a notebook

literally 99% of it is slop

lmao

[crystal forum]

unironically sailors ate shittier food

[vagrant fox]

Hardtack just needs a little soaking it's fine, the weevils are just added protein

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-aubrey-maturin-two-weevils-weevils-aubrey-gif-26728958

[vagrant fox]

My grandpa loved that shit bless his destroyed tastebuds

[heady rivet]

9 variants of rotgut that will blind you
Slop
Slop
Grox slop
Human Flesh
Noblemans appetizer (Feeds a family of 12)

There's a Necromunda scenario entirely based on one gang defending its stash of booze from another

Actually I think its two scenarios at least...

[crystal forum]

he ate hardtack?

[storm jungle]

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/stevemre-steve1989-steve-stevemre1989-steve1989mre-gif-18011756887601887272

Is this your Grandpa

[vagrant fox]

He was an alcoholic sailor until the day he died

[eager agate]

Who taught them to do it? Was it just instinct? Or did they emulate another race

Sorry if I'm annoying

[vagrant fox]

Add a beergut and rosea and an alcoholics dull eyes

and huge bushy eyebrows

[crystal forum]

and he ate hardtack for fun?

like regular actual hardtack

[heady rivet]

As the Lexicanum will tell you, its a genetic memory thing that makes specialist Orks that can do things besides krump. https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ork#Oddboyz See here

[crystal forum]

no sugar added

hard as a brick

[vagrant fox]

More for routine than for fun

in stews and what not so it wasn't hard as balls

[eager agate]

Oh. Orks are mushrooms

[vagrant fox]

essentially

[eager agate]

That makes more sense than "they imagine shit"

Psychic mushrooms

[vagrant fox]

The more a waagh grows the more advanced it gets, more specialized boyz start spawning

[cerulean trellis]

and cultures start forming

[heady rivet]

They got clans and all

[vagrant fox]

I'm not sure if it's actual hardtack it's just what I'm translating the name as tbf

[crystal forum]

damn you can buy hardtack where you live

[eager agate]

My Finnish grandpa called knackebrode "hardtack"

[vagrant fox]

The dictionary translates skipskeks as hardtack as well so I guess it's accurate

[crystal forum]

hardtack is like double cooked dough with absolutely no moisture content

to prevent rotting

no sugar either

[eager agate]

Hardtack and Butter

[vagrant fox]

Yeah this stuff is just flour water sugar and salt

[eager agate]

[crystal forum]

it was made to have food on ships for longer than like a week

before canning was a thing

[storm jungle]

What the others said yeah, a lot of this makes sense when you keep reminding yourself Orks are self-aware bioweapons

[vagrant fox]

Grandpa grew up without running water and electricity so he was ass backwards

[storm jungle]

which is something most people kinda forget

which is understandable lol

[vagrant fox]

Whatever lasted without fridges was what you got

[eager agate]

And so I guess the orks are like end times skaven in the fact that the reason they haven't won is because of infighting

Unless I'm an idiot again

[vagrant fox]

Nah more or less, they're very disunited

[crystal forum]

i'm a bioweapon

a victim of the gay bomb

[crystal forum]

orks could totally win the galaxy and it almost happened like twice

[vagrant fox]

Lets pretend one of these isn't canon

[storm jungle]

Shut up

[eager agate]

"Ork becomes bigger when he wins more fights"

Man this race is just one big meta joke

[vagrant fox]

Very accurate representation of the average british football fan

[heady rivet]

If I had a nickel for every Swede I know on Discord with an insane Patriarch I'd have 2 nickels

[vagrant fox]

dilara ban this mfer for being racist

Swedes are the kin of the devil

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/pipe-down-pipe-down-swede-swede-swedish-anime-gif-5583305342205421177

[heady rivet]

My friends dad screams when he sweats. Like, screeches and writhes. "Like a badger"

He built a greenhouse once

He moved to Kenya recently

i think about my friends dad a lot...

[vagrant fox]

That's because Swedes are too close to Chernobyl, they get strange

[crystal forum]

this can only be said by somebody not even on the same continent

[heady rivet]

Dude remembering this is making me fucking cry

Genuinely

[vagrant fox]

the faroe shelf touches iceland via the iceland-faroe ridge so it's practially mainland

[heady rivet]

Oh this memory lane is making my stomach HURT

[crystal forum]

isn't there like a huge portion of the faroe islands that was above water at some point

like new zealand

during an ice age

[vagrant fox]

Nah not that big, double the size of current maybe

You could walk from Denmark to England though

[crystal forum]

thats wild to me

[vagrant fox]

I wonder what's wrong with this guy

[crystal forum]

imagine an entire landmass you live on being under the ocean

[vagrant fox]

Yeah this shit is crazy, there's a website where you can buy artefacts just brought up from the sea bottom

I've walked along the westcoast of Denmark and there's signs of ancient forests after storms, the stuff just extends into the sea

[heady rivet]

Oh so much

[crystal forum]

damn just 7000 bc? there could be human bones under the english canal

[queen laurel]

Is their father alright this shit makes him sound like he's possessed by a demon

[heady rivet]

When he told me the sweating and SCREAMING stories I genuinely spent an actual week in hysterics for at least 2 hours a day thinking about it

[heady rivet]

No.

[vagrant fox]

If it hasn't been swept away or disturbed, the area is so heavily bottom trawled I'm not sure anything's where it's supposed to be

There was pieces of a neanderthal skull found once iirc

[queen laurel]

yeah with a diabolical lineup like that i'm not surprised

[vagrant fox]

This is very typical bizarro swede behaviour

[celest willow]

guys are primarchs sterile?

[vagrant fox]

Probably

Fulgrim had several wives but nothing came of it, not that we know if he did the nasty

[fervent geode]

Afaik yes

Like their sons yk

[celest willow]

it is fulgrim he def did

[vagrant fox]

what's happening in wrestling dog

[celest willow]

chat is this real

[celest cedar]

time to play hitler game

(deadlock)

[crystal forum]

deadcock

[vagrant fox]

deadsnooze

[celest willow]

why is it hitler game

😭

[surreal nest]

Deadlock is dead to me

[celest willow]

what even is deadlock

[surreal nest]

Valves latest competitive game

Extremely unfinished

Used to be amazing

[storm jungle]

Finally

shut up about it

🗣️

[vagrant fox]

lets talk fallout instead

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to Supermutants having penises

[fervent geode]

Shoutout to Senhor Master blowing himself up after realising that they are useless and he's creating a sterile people

[vagrant fox]

Eldrad Ulthran and there's a place in WHFB called Ulthuan
These things might be connected

[wary fulcrum]

It’s only Ulthuan if it’s from the Ulthuan district of the Old World, otherwise it’s just sparking space elf

[jolly summit]

8th class in Darktide

[queen laurel]

I'm just saying politically speaking eating people on the wasteland and feeding it to your pet deathclaw is a very good idea

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/what-was-he-cooking-thanos-marvel-funny-tiktok-gif-9179928015409461298

[winter pine]

negative shoutout to chris avelone

[vagrant fox]

Better use of raiders to feed them to my deathclaw Sugarplum than whatever the raiders were doing anyways

[near wasp]

Thanos speech but he's eating a KFC chicken bucket

[radiant lance]

In the 41st millennium, is Nintendo still suing anyone for even looking at their IPs funny?

[rose thorn]

i am watching a video about an irl murder, and i had to physically pause for like 2 minutes because I immediately saw the brotherhood of steel logo on his neckless

[solid horizon]

lol

[jade holly]

That’s the BoS logo?

[rose thorn]

ont he lether thing

[languid meadow]

On the parchment

[languid meadow]

Idk what that metal thing is

[jade holly]

Ah

[rose thorn]

its just the design of his neckless

[rocky gale]

Will never top the classic

[rose thorn]

WHAT>?!?!??!

[jade holly]

Why am I getting annoyed at how you spell Necklace lmao

[rocky gale]

Image getting killed by the George Costanza gun

[rose thorn]

HOW IS IT SPELLED

[jade holly]

Necklace

A lace around your neck to hold jewelry

[rose thorn]

ITS NOT EVEN SAID THAT WAY!!

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/DuckBurger4/status/2017473264944353441

Duck Burger (@DuckBurger4)

So basically, the takeaway is that edgy online right wing culture was invented wholesale by billionaire pedophile elite to pave the way for pedophilia?

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[near wasp]

But that's hows its spelled

[jade holly]

WELCOME TO ENGLISH

[near wasp]

[languid meadow]

New defense just dropped for when those people join here

[solid horizon]

the french with their kings or something

[rose thorn]

reminds me of that guy who was going to commit a shooting but was stopped, and he had a bullet proof vest with 40k ork refernces on it andi believe he had an anime sticker on his gun

nvm i was thinign about guns russian soldiers hjad

[rocky gale]

English is fun because like no native English speaker actually knows the rules, they just subconsciously learn them as children and could never explain them to anyone else and what they're taught in school about how the English language works is actually wrong.

[rose thorn]

i hate this generation-

[jade holly]

If I had a gun, I’d keep it my holster with no ammo and use it purely for decoration in my outfit

[solid horizon]

throw gun at people

ogryn style

[jade holly]

Use it as a melee weapon

[rose thorn]

pov you invented open carry laws:

[rocky gale]

and the best part of English in Ireland is that the Irish language has extra grammar rules and a separate alphabet, which we've just inserted into how we speak the English language, but we also don't actively know those rules and can't explain them. We just follow them subconsciously and can't understand why non Irish English speakers can't understand some of our phrasing.

[rose thorn]

lmao

[jade holly]

It’s like that one card game where you learn the rules by watching others play it

[rose thorn]

I’ll do anything for it to be an underworlds reveal this Monday

[nocturne jetty]

Real

i want new DT enemies

[solid horizon]

Man I love AI generated sites

clanker probably read red corsair and told itslef

"yep, dude's a sailor"

[outer wave]

Thats alot of sails

[winged jacinth]

That's a very ai sailboat

I really like how there aren't any masts

Also the lateen sails have furled square sails at the top

[solid horizon]

im pretty sure that's a real photo tho

AI sites just mix whatever the fuck they find

[vagrant fox]

Yeah looks like a normal topsail schooner

[winged jacinth]

Ah yeah i guess it is

Weird style of boat

[rose thorn]

went insane because i keep seeing the same fucking ad of wizard of oz slot maachine websites

i keep getting ads of this siht

[young pecan]

Join the famous foursome

[rose thorn]

IN A SLOTS ADVENTURE

HELPS HELP THE TIN MAN IS MISSING HIS HEART

TLETS DIG UP JACK HALEYS CORPSE TO SELL SLOT MACGHINES TO NOSTALGIC ADULTS AND CHIDLRNE

[daring creek]

basic of the most basic slot slopp

[winged jacinth]

Joining the famous foursome? I don't usually get invited to those kinds of parties...

[rose thorn]

i got the same 2 ads over nad over again i had to physically stop and make a soyjack of jack haley because iwa s so anrgy

sidenote

why is victors fleming wiki picture look like he is a demon in a m irror

[winged jacinth]

Hes got cat eyes wtf

[rose thorn]

all nazis do /hj

but that is a rumor

i am keen to believe in anne revere's account

[last stone]

lizard

[rose thorn]

lol

[young pecan]

Yo chat

This is an official email that was actually sent out by the administration

[outer wave]

Why is he calling me Brian?

Im not Brian

Also yeah I heard this was an official email

[young pecan]

Don't tell me,
YOU'RE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN?!?

[celest dome]

Did they fire every competent designer they had ?