like look at these two
#40k-lore-chat
celest cedar
blonde eyeliner Cruise feels so cursed to me
arctic talon
vampirehood is a spectrum, or something
arctic talon
yeah basicially lol
celest cedar
vampirehood is a spectrum, or something
smash
arctic talon
Wish drifter had more blood around his mouth
considering he talks about eating people so much lol
arctic talon
Eating people in what way
the cannibalism way, I don't think he has sex nowadays 💀
maybe back when New Amsterdam was still New Amsterdam lol
storm jungle
the cannibalism way, I don't think he has sex nowadays 💀
sussy as hell
celest cedar
maybe he just drinks the blood of his enemies
sacred ginkgo
Eating people in what way
2 step process
vagrant fox
vampirehood is a spectrum, or something
Now post the ugliest nosferatu
opaque coyote
vampirehood is a spectrum, or something
Rugged and Handsome Vampire man
Or
Elegant and Beautiful Vampire woman
Which way Western man™
winged jacinth
The magazines need side clearance where they go into the magazine well so inverting them lets you distance the top away from the other bottom and fit them in without spreading them far apart sideways
rocky gale
Ventrue on the right
Where Brujah?
winter pine
Rugged and Handsome Vampire man
Or
Elegant and Beautiful Vampire woman
Which ...
Nonbinary, vaguely monsterous looking Tzimisce tbqh
My favorite clan in V:TM by a mile
rocky gale
Okay this new Champ is so cool
storm jungle
Gacha ass design
rocky gale
Yooooooo
celest cedar
Okay this new Champ is so cool
consistently Ive been proven wrong about pigtails being unattractive
rocky gale
Her names Darcy
arctic talon
Okay this new Champ is so cool
Geist 2, electric boogaloo
Wonder how her being a Necromancer will be relevant
Maybe she gets minions lol
daring creek
consistently Ive been proven wrong about pigtails being unattractive
You should be whipped for ever thinking so
nocturne crest
So after seeing this, how long until we get Balatro crossover with 40K: ||https://VxTWITTER.com/i/status/2016201346852987220||
daring creek
Oh shit lmfaoo
dark moon
rose thorn
So after seeing this, how long until we get Balatro crossover with 40K: ||https:...
PEAK?!???
dark moon
Hmmm, I would say don’t threaten me with a good time, but knowing what happens to Ghorst… 
I’d rather keep my brain non-liquefied, thanks. 
dark moon
He blows up
Yeah, true. But it must have felt like an eternity either way.
nocturne crest
I got it. Balatro harlequinns.
dire loom
dark moon
me to you
Is the use of the medieval rack also included in this package? I’d like to be a bit taller. 
rose thorn
im so mad that MHA all justice is a 3v3 fighting game lmao
celest cedar
Is the use of the medieval rack also included in this package? I’d like to be a ...
Imma use that just for you
rose thorn
IMS O SICK OF TEAM FIGHITNG GAMES RAGHHH
celest cedar
dire loom
I need you lore wizards to help me, what's cryptic in reference to and relevant to within Warhammer 40k? Anything?
rose thorn
I need you lore wizards to help me, what's cryptic in reference to and relevant ...
,,, what?
dire loom
Someone said it was about tribal low tech humans? Is this true?
I need to double confirm if it is true or not.
rose thorn
can, you post what you mean?
dark moon
After seeing this abomination that is Erebus with hair, please set the brain liquefier to maximum, thanks.
dire loom
can, you post what you mean?
Wdym?
nocturne crest
I wonder if there is an ork version of the police.
rose thorn
what crytpic thign are you talking about
dire loom
storm jungle
Like does cryptic mean anything in Warhammer 40k?
It doesnt mean anything
the devs are smart enough to use it as a placeholder codeword
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
same with Gangers being Brokers
dire loom
Oh!
storm jungle
or Arbiters being Adamant
dire loom
crystal forum
they literally made cruise into a twink i cant believe this
rose thorn
would fantasy secret service killing the prime minister ot put the royal family in power be to obvious?
for my murder mystery
lament shoal
they literally made cruise into a twink i cant believe this
He kinda looks like Jerma in this
storm jungle
He kinda looks like Jerma in this
You jerma fans need repetitive lobotomy
nocturne crest
Is there such a thing as Arbites Cadets?
storm jungle
Not really
"cadets" are what they are in the Schola under training before they even become arbites
lament shoal
You jerma fans need repetitive lobotomy
arctic talon
would fantasy secret service killing the prime minister ot put the royal family ...
Not necessarily
As long as them seem loyal to the prime minister
rose thorn
As long as them seem loyal to the prime minister
The murder was killing the 4 people running for fantasy prime minister since the last one disappeared mysteriously
arctic talon
Again, make them seem like they don’t have connections to the Royal family or dislike them
Tbh
plush mason
solid horizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUHwQRrlh1g
somehow, Gorgutz returned
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-cry-jerma-scrunch-awful-gif-13739413765271655122
Die.
lament shoal
surreal nest
Bro this new flu is fucking insane I lost hearing in my left ear when I woke up this morning
Still gone
surreal nest
Greenland must fall
surreal nest
Everything sounds like its coming out of those shitty Xbox one headsets that came with the controllers 💀
crisp heath
its peak
paper haven
What are we angry about today boys?
surreal nest
Im sick and dying
paper haven
And are we angry about that?
surreal nest
We are devastated
paper haven
I have never been needed more than right now
sacred bluff
tough haven
“CRASH FASTA!”
nocturne crest
What are the chances the Arbites will get another Kill-team?
lament shoal
Do factions even have more than one kill team each?
Space marines have like 3 I believe
Scouts, deathwatch, and the new space wolves one
jade holly
insane screnshot
Bro loses hearing in one ear and decides to blame Greenland
Honestly same
arctic talon
Do factions even have more than one kill team each?
Yes
arctic talon
Do factions even have more than one kill team each?
SoB have 2
Csm have 3
Admech have 2
Gsc have 2
LoV have 2
Marines have 4
Guard have 4(5 if you count blooded, 6 if you count brood bros)
CWE have 2
Chaos cultists have 3
Orks have 2
Tau have 3
Necrons have 2
jade holly
SoB have 2
Csm have 3
Admech have 2
Gsc have 2
LoV have 2
Marines have 4
Gu...
Are you counting the new SoB v NL one coming out?
jade holly
Looks like NL
jade holly
I kinda lost my train of thought after that stupid autocorrect lol
I’m forgot to finish my remark
Looks like NL
Not NL
jade holly
Looks like Admech
Is actually 30k Darkmech
Man it must suck to be a 40K Admech player huh?
arctic talon
Looks like Admech
Is actually 30k Darkmech
the entire 30k range is in 40k lore wise
lol
none of the 30k range is dark mech specific aside from
Scoria
jade holly
Wish we had Darkmech rules tho
nocturne crest
Okay, so here's a funny question: If GW were going to make a Stormboyz KT, what would be their opposite?
rose thorn
Okay, so here's a funny question: If GW were going to make a Stormboyz KT, what ...
…. What?
OH
STORMBOYZ
I thought you said stormcasts
nocturne crest
I can't remember what they call the AOS version of KT.
rose thorn
I can't remember what they call the AOS version of KT.
Warcry and underworlds
nocturne crest
Warcry and underworlds
Thank you!
rose thorn
Here’s their warcry warband
nocturne crest
So anyway, what would be a good pairing or counter to Stormboyz?
nocturne crest
Here’s their warcry warband
They look good.
rose thorn
Truth seekers mention
nocturne crest
Okay, Stormcast warcry war bands look so cool.
rose thorn
This is an underworlds warband
nocturne crest
Oh.
opaque coyote
rose thorn
Not posting sancrosanct chamber
arctic talon
how dare you smh
rose thorn
how dare you smh
They are busy suffering a fate worse than death in azyr
tough haven
https://youtu.be/UzHnQN8u6zs?si=QH6YSikxjoLPn8sq
Educational
languid meadow
The new fallout episode is out early and the intro is so fucking peak
rose thorn
Shit I just realized I need to figure out the economy of a city state eternally in a solar eclipse
opaque coyote
Shit I just realized I need to figure out the economy of a city state eternally ...
Is it in 40k or like
Space
Or is it isolated
tough haven
Shit I just realized I need to figure out the economy of a city state eternally ...
Well I can tell you what it isnt
agriculture
ooh
but wait
maybe mushroom farming
And they buy lots of lights for obvious reasons
eclipse glasses are built into every outfit everyone has
Unrelated, just read an absolute rollercoaster of a book description
"At long last, Abraham Lincoln is ready to face his greatest enemy: Emperor Komei of Japan. After years of ninja training, will America's greatest president-- who also happens to be the Earth's greatest master of the sexual arts-- be able to defeat his nemesis and claim the Moon as his own? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of the Presidential Fuck Saga!"
before yall think I'm looking at some really weird smut, heres where I saw this
vital ginkgo
Do emperor's children realize they are ugly as fuck nowadays or are they under some delusion/spell like the plague marines that makes them think they aren't all ruined?
winged jacinth
Slaanesh is about excess not just lust
Noise marines are in it to make it LOUD, etc
sacred ginkgo
Emps children are here to get high on 46 lethal doses of combat drug and then turn your body into artwork live on the field
winged jacinth
Sometimes you hear EC described wearing really goofy makeup though
arctic talon
Do emperor's children realize they are ugly as fuck nowadays or are they under s...
they don't care about beauty
winged jacinth
You'll read a paragraph, think for a second, and go "this guy has mime face paint on"
arctic talon
well
99% of them
a few of them like it
and look prettier
but most of the Emperors children care primarily about Drugs/other sensations
vital ginkgo
So they understand how ugly they are?
arctic talon
they do not care how ugly they are
they're to busy taking Space meth while sawing someones head off
winged jacinth
Spacemarines being nonsexual from the start means very few of them went down the horny route
They like loud music and drugs and corrupting the youth, you know, rock and roll
Elvis would have been a devotee of slaanesh
100%
Especially fat elvis
arctic talon
you are assuming the Emperors children are vain in the sense of beauty
99% of them are not
vital ginkgo
Especially fat elvis
winged jacinth
Slaanesh whispering in elvis's ear to eat one last peanut butter banana and bacon sandwich before sitting on the toilet 
opaque coyote
slipspace rupture detected...
slipspace rupture detected...
Gamma station control, reading multiple pings below the orbital defense grid.
shadow plover
it didn't count
vagrant fox
Slaanesh whispering in elvis's ear to eat one last peanut butter banana and baco...
Maybe I too am slaaneshi
opaque coyote
Maybe I too am slaaneshi
vagrant fox
Don't like that
opaque coyote
Don't like that
celest cedar
why is she lookin constipated
vagrant fox
When the fajitas are sizzlin
celest cedar
surreal nest
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y29xzjdzvo?utm_campaign=YT+Comm+Jan+2026+-+2...
Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani, in a bid to cool tensions, told reporters "it's not like the [Nazi] SS are coming".
he had to have said that on purpose
that is too funny
opaque coyote
why is she lookin constipated
The corpse starch was particularly starchy that day...
solid horizon
Especially fat elvis
woah mama I kinda like that pink glow and those funny tentacles
lemmy kilmister is 100% slaneeshi
bro even has pre heresy history with Hawkwind
rocky gale
Yes next question
heady rivet
Aragorn is a Primarch, you see
glass drum
They just havent found Middle-earth yet
vagrant fox
Correct
raven stone
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y29xzjdzvo?utm_campaign=YT+Comm+Jan+2026+-+2...
I would like to think that it is less doing deportations duties in Italy (which will truly be out of bounds but then again, Trump), and more… “the security team of the US athletes happens to include people who worked for ICE.” Which is not a great optic, but within understandable realms.
celest dome
Am I missremembering or is Astropathic messaging basically sending emotions/feelings ?
raven stone
Kryptmann?
celest dome
Like described as such
storm jungle
rocky gale
Unholy family of Corpse eaters?
vagrant fox
Where is this from
storm jungle
500 Worlds: Titus
storm jungle
Unholy family of Corpse eaters?
Chaos worshippers
hes basically complaining that he had 2 sources ready to admit to Gman being a prick
but one turned out to be chaos worshipper sand the other just yolo'd into a genestealer cult lol
essentially just the plot protecting Guilliman
vagrant fox
Zamn it's out already
storm jungle
Yeah I told my guy the same thing
and he went
"Well it is an Ultraslop book so faster scans."
wintry cloud
True
storm jungle
What is this from
500 Worlds
valid needle
Vermillion was primarch only clearance in 30K but it looks like this is an inquisitor?
storm jungle
Vermillion is literally always used in these things
its just a generic latin codephrase
valid needle
I love when authors change what clearance levels there is
valid needle
Smh
raven stone
the issue is Black Templars would take the side of ICE
No no, don’t ruin it, this is the rare sane Black Templar fan here.
fervent geode
Shouldve made it a Word Bearer smh
nocturne crest
Who knows. Each Crusade of the black templars have different views, despite sharing the same name.
storm jungle
yeah but they are all raging racist lunatics
nocturne crest
Good point.
storm jungle
rocky gale
Damn no reveals today, how am I supposed to get through work without any reveals
gilded tinsel
https://x.com/evil_scott/status/2016187289190150603?s=46
Wouldn't BT take the side of ICE?
ICE keep calling immigrants "illegal aliens" and all
gilded tinsel
What is this from
Fancy seeing you here!
vagrant fox
Don't worry the BT are the good guys*
vagrant fox
Damn no reveals today, how am I supposed to get through work without any reveals
Simply watch the Fallout at work
celest cedar
should've just complied smh
gilded tinsel
vagrant fox
Ok I'll give this latest Fallout episode a
solid horizon
Fallout fans when I use rad bombardment on their deployment zone (there is fatal fallout there now)
vagrant fox
I bet the Chernobyl elephants foot tastes so good
solid horizon
family portion gummy
storm jungle
💀💀💀💀
rose thorn
LMAO
who do you think gets more exicted about getting named foot heroes, 40k, aos, tow, hh, or necromunda
AoS named foot heroes are usually quite good
but munda and HHpog out whicked style for one off characters form 10 year old books getting models
celest dome
Necromunda getting foot heroes characters is somewhat standard, so I'd say AoS or HH
rose thorn
fyreslayer and ogors woudl fucking kill for a named character model
stormcast eternals love their named characters
so does sylvaneth
i think the only army with bad named characters is SBGLs
rocky gale
Meanwhile 40k foot hero reveals (for everyone that isn't space marine)
"Here's the sickest model you've ever seen but we're not giving it rules and it's limited edition so when it's gone it's gone, oh also here's the actual permanent addition it's the most generic piece of trash you've ever seen, it's rules are so awful you'll never want to use it but the army rules require you to take it and it costs £30"
rose thorn
well you can at least use it for anvil of apothosis- oh
rocky gale
I got my copy of it but just think of all the poor souls who missed out
celest dome
Never forgive them for this
Fucking love that model, ||If we get a Sister in DT, I hope there is a Hallowed Sword Mark that on activation just gush with holy flames in the form of the Fleur de Lys||
gilded tinsel
Never forgive them for this
If it helps, they're releasing a new animation about OOTSR
rose thorn
how do they decide what black library models get rules and stay and wchih ones dont??
solid horizon
they draw short straw
rocky gale
how do they decide what black library models get rules and stay and wchih ones d...
If it's a space marine or not
mossy peak
Fucking love that model, ||If we get a Sister in DT, I hope there is a Hallowed ...
sister in dt is about as likely as a space marine
storm jungle
Its a lot more likely than a space marine
idk why people think sororitas are like some rare figures of legend
raven stone
They owe us a Cain miniature.
But also I feel women characters are slated towards more likely to get a mini (nothing against that, just a general observation)
The sister above, Raine, the Cadian captain…
Ephrael Stern
mossy peak
idk why people think sororitas are like some rare figures of legend
still above dt pay grade
storm jungle
still above dt pay grade
they really arent
sisters get killed by people like the moebians/admonition constantly lol
lmao
fervent geode
Can we get Uralon the Cruel in dt
storm jungle
One of their most fought enemy opposition is like cultists
hollow lantern
I don't think sisters are unlikely but my god i still don't want a power armor class
winged jacinth
Sisters are a little rarer than arbites but if a shipful of sisters militant stumbled across atoma they'd be religiously obligated to intervene
And we have a shrineworld nearby
Sister wouldn't have to be a power armor class tbh that's just the most iconic kind
I think a power armor sister would probably overlap with the arbites design space a lot
hollow lantern
I'm almost entirely sure that when people go "I want a sister of battle" they picture this
winged jacinth
Yeah its the most iconic but they don't always wear power armor
Hell we could get sisters repentia lol
rocky gale
Would be really funny if they add Sisters but it's a ship of non militant sisters who've now got to help
raven stone
sisters get killed by people like the moebians/admonition constantly lol
Sisters are normal humans in power armour so yea, somewhat squishy.
But I do think it is an odd situation of the Inquisitor not calling them in (yet) for…plot reasons, possibly.
Maybe we serve under a radical Inquisitor.
fervent geode
Would be really funny if they add Sisters but it's a ship of non militant sister...
Sister Hospitaller healing class
raven stone
That and as a social standing, Sisters stand WAY above our rejects (and maybe even the Arbites)
rocky gale
Ordo Famulous gotta get shit done
raven stone
Ordo Famulous gotta get shit done
Looks cool but they just plan noble bloodlines 😅
rocky gale
Exactly, a non militant ordo
olive vale
Make lasguns red again
hollow lantern
Ordo Famulous gotta get shit done
I think people might have a worse reaction to this than scum
storm jungle
Make lasguns red again
They are still red
storm jungle
gooner
rocky gale
Ignore the one in the left
languid meadow
The depiction of lasguns in DoW4 is canon as we know these bolts exist, however I rather them be the iconic red beams for visual clarity purposes
Getting the bolter and las fire mixed up in the trailer was annoying
gilded tinsel
needs some ceramite
gilded tinsel
That and as a social standing, Sisters stand WAY above our rejects (and maybe ev...
They're definitely above Arbites
just not the lex imperialis
but you try enforcing the law on a Sororitas and see what happens
storm jungle
If the arbites got more leverage sororitas will comply
celest dome
sister in dt is about as likely as a space marine
Factually wrong.
Like Sister aren't quite as likely as a couple of other classes, but they're on the leaderboard
rose thorn
but you try enforcing the law on a Sororitas and see what happens <:KEKW_ogryn:1...
Tbf they are both kinda under the same ordo, they work together a few times
celest dome
And we have a shrineworld nearby
While I want to avoid that argument for other reason, the W&G book does mention Sister too
arctic talon
Tbf they are both kinda under the same ordo, they work together a few times
no they aren't
SoB are very much connected to the Ecclisarchy
celest dome
And Arbites the Administratum
gilded tinsel
Tbf they are both kinda under the same ordo, they work together a few times
the inquisition does do a lot of work with the sororitas
arctic talon
Arbites are usually under the administratum's thumb
gilded tinsel
I mean in that an arbitrator trying to strong arm a Sororitas
rose thorn
SoB are very much connected to the Ecclisarchy
Aren’t they both under ordo hetritcus?
Hereticus
rose thorn
Ah
celest dome
Sister were at some point the Militant arm of the Ordo Hereticus, but that doesn't mean that the Sister were under the Ordo.
Like Death Watch, and Grey Knight, they're independent, but often have accords/contract to help out, making them regular fighting forces that Inquisitor may call upon
gilded tinsel
Aren’t they both under ordo hetritcus?
No, they just work together a lot
storm jungle
Hereticus gets Sororitas as their main chamber militant
but that doesnt really mean they always work with them
rose thorn
Imperial agents induced brainrot
storm jungle
its only when a huge war action is required
gilded tinsel
Sororitas are solely the fighting arm of the Eccleseiarchy
god damn I hate trying to spell these latin gobbledygook words
languid meadow
Da church
gilded tinsel
Sister were at some point the Militant arm of the Ordo Hereticus, but that doesn...
Convocation of the Nephilim right?
celest dome
Don't remember
celest dome
Anyway the biggest hurdle for Sister would be Power Armour, and how to make them different from the Zealot, both of which I would trust FS upon anyway
Act of Faith 🙏
storm jungle
Fatshark always cooks, its more that Sisters wouldnt add much to the game aside from some faction unique weapons which sisters dont really have a lot of as is lol
aside from just meltas and flamers maybe
celest dome
If they go very far into the Act of Faith I could see them do Hallowed weapons as their unique
Like semi-Force, semi-Power weapons that they fuel with Faith
vagrant fox
You heard her, women is gooner
heady rivet
Would be really funny if they add Sisters but it's a ship of non militant sister...
The Stained Glass cleaners
heady rivet
aside from just meltas and flamers maybe
Which if they add a Melta and its not for Zealot I am blowing up Fatshark
I just think the thematic niche of a Sister is already filled
sacred ginkgo
Melta would be most ideal on zealot actually
heady rivet
Its like asking for a whole class thats "Krieg"
sacred ginkgo
Wouldn't have to worry about weapon spec or surv
gilded tinsel
Which if they add a Melta and its not for Zealot I am blowing up Fatshark
Ogryn gets it instead
heady rivet
If you can ALREADY cosplay it, it wont be a class
gilded tinsel
Ogryn does need more weapons to be fair
hollow lantern
Give me the autocannon
I'll play og for a week, go "that was neat", then stop again
heady rivet
Ordo Famulous gotta get shit done
AKA making nobles bang someone thats not their cousin
celest dome
Its like asking for a whole class thats "Krieg"
You could have said Scion at least.
heady rivet
Man I need to find some artist to whip and abuse (comm) that can do complicated armor
X
celest dome
And even then, Sister have much bigger presence than Scion, and are at least a separate organisation
celest dome
Give me the autocannon
Honestly, I'd request Heavy Bolter and both Las weapons that Gunlugger give over an Autocannon
heady rivet
You could have said Scion at least.
People really do ask for Scion, when Vet already fills the role of "Experienced soldier". When you press them as to how they would be different they usually just describe Veteran but with one (1) extra gun
storm jungle
Which if they add a Melta and its not for Zealot I am blowing up Fatshark
You guys deserve it
hollow lantern
Honestly, I'd request Heavy Bolter and both Las weapons that Gunlugger give over...
Look I think Og should have all of em
celest dome
Well yes, it would be very difficult to really make out what a Scion class could bring.
But the same can't really be said about a Sister, a full tree is quite possible to whip up.
On the other hand, Scion can realistically be accomplished with a single branch for the Veteran.
solid horizon
Which if they add a Melta and its not for Zealot I am blowing up Fatshark
melta and arc rifle for servitor class
'ate nurgle
'ate slaneesh
luv me radium carbine
luv me transuranic arquebus
vagrant fox
Eversor confirmed, if you don't kill for 1½ minutes you explode
gilded tinsel
Isn't that just hive scum?
vagrant fox
Not that far
celest dome
Officio no, regular Assassin, maybe, at least if they still keep at doing the Dark Heresy classes
gilded tinsel
Officio no, regular Assassin, maybe, at least if they still keep at doing the Da...
Most likely would be Vindicare
could just do an initiate then
celest dome
None of the Officio would work
gilded tinsel
At least 2 of them might
celest dome
The moment they're part of the temple they're way too high to be played
storm jungle
its not about "high up"
its more that assassins dont fit the vibe of the game
lol
celest dome
And the gameplay too
storm jungle
yeah that
gilded tinsel
I mean a sniper class could work quite easily
storm jungle
even Assassinorum Squads dont do a horde-shooter thing until like the last phase of a mission if they get discovered
celest dome
its more that assassins dont fit the vibe of the game
Do they not fit the vibe because they're too high though?
storm jungle
Do they not fit the vibe because they're too high though?
No lol
storm jungle
its because this is a boots on the ground Inquisition game
even in DH assassins in a party are like temporary hires
celest dome
I mean a sniper class could work quite easily
Just give the Vet that damn Longlas and let the player weap at the uselessness of sniper in our scenario
storm jungle
they arent "stay until the problem is resolved even if it takes years" thing ala Arbites
gilded tinsel
Just give the Vet that damn Longlas and let the player weap at the uselessness o...
Hey don't insult my helbore lasgun like that
celest dome
even in DH assassins in a party are like temporary hires
Officio only become available through Ascension iirc, which always sucked anyway 💀
gilded tinsel
Just give the Vet that damn Longlas and let the player weap at the uselessness o...
Just give him penetrating rounds
storm jungle
Officio only become available through Ascension iirc, which always sucked anyway...
Yeah lol
hollow lantern
Honestly I hope if there's ever another FS 40k game it's the assassins with set personalities like VT
celest dome
Just give him penetrating rounds
Revolver...
Like Sniper weapons can work, but you're gonna be gimped in 90% of the ranged gamplay
arctic talon
Honestly I hope if there's ever another FS 40k game it's the assassins with set ...
God it would be so fun lol
gilded tinsel
Honestly I hope if there's ever another FS 40k game it's the assassins with set ...
I want one of those mass PvP games with like 100 people all on mics, playing guardsmen
storm jungle
I want one of those mass PvP games with like 100 people all on mics, playing gua...
recipe for dogshit
gilded tinsel
Proximity mics make games fun
storm jungle
it really doesnt
gilded tinsel
it really does
storm jungle
it really doesnt
a match that big always makes issues
especially with asshole players involved
arctic talon
^
storm jungle
they always ruin everything
storm jungle
lmao
gilded tinsel
those redcoat style games with flintlock pistols and muskets are always a blast
hollow lantern
I like HLL but it's a niche game for a reason
celest dome
Honestly I hope if there's ever another FS 40k game it's the assassins with set ...
Honestly don't think OA would even work for a Tide game due to them not really being flexible and a good starting position, good thing would be that they can have pretty much most things as a Tide against them.
gilded tinsel
especially with asshole players involved
Assholes exist everywhere
celest dome
If FS does make a new 40k Tide game.
I hope it's either Orks vs a tide of Tyranids, or Eldar alliance vs anything
storm jungle
Assholes exist everywhere
So?
gilded tinsel
If FS does make a new 40k Tide game.
I hope it's either Orks vs a tide of Tyrani...
Tyranids they won't do
storm jungle
"they exist everywhere so them being assholes doesnt matter" is a bit of a null excuse
hollow lantern
And are a bunch of psychos
Imagine how out there the culuxes would be
storm jungle
lol
gilded tinsel
maybe Drukhari?
celest dome
Tyranids they won't do
Who can say
storm jungle
dark eldar arent a horde army
arctic talon
Eye gun my beloved
arctic talon
dark eldar arent a horde army
We can use slaves as chaff I guess
gilded tinsel
Who can say
Considering that space marine 2 has the monopoly on nids rn
arctic talon
lol
celest dome
Like there isn't anything that say that GS can't do a tyranid tide game
arctic talon
But that would be meh
storm jungle
the only horde armies in 40k are like
- Orks
- Nids
- Necrons
- Chaos
- GSC
celest dome
Considering that space marine 2 has the monopoly on nids rn
That's not really a thing
arctic talon
the only horde armies in 40k are like
- Orks
- Nids
- Necrons
- Chaos
- GSC
You forgot imperial guard
lol
hollow lantern
I would not want to fight crons I'm ngl
storm jungle
You forgot imperial guard
im talking "evil generic aliens"
arctic talon
Crons are a horde army but miserable
celest dome
the only horde armies in 40k are like
- Orks
- Nids
- Necrons
- Chaos
- GSC
Drukhari with their slave menagerie maybe ?
storm jungle
lol
arctic talon
im talking "evil generic aliens"
And I want to saw a humans head off
storm jungle
Drukhari with their slave menagerie maybe ?
Thats not really a thing
gilded tinsel
I would not want to fight crons I'm ngl
you don't want to fight flayed ones?
hollow lantern
you don't want to fight flayed ones?
I dont want to fight massed gauss rifles
storm jungle
I dont want to fight massed gauss rifles
Crons would essentially be the entire match is poxwalkers but they all have sniper rifles with 1-2 insta kill shots
gilded tinsel
What about tau?
storm jungle
same thing
gilded tinsel
just send the converted humans
arctic talon
Tau aren’t a horde army
storm jungle
aimbot mania
celest dome
Necron would also suck cause hitting them in melee cause no blood splatter
hollow lantern
I do not want to fight massed plasma rifles
arctic talon
And also guns
arctic talon
I do not want to fight massed plasma rifles
Mfw the pulse rifle turns the marine to pulp
storm jungle
I do not want to fight massed plasma rifles
Ironically Loose says this in a banter lol
arctic talon
Yeah
hollow lantern
LC my beloved
gilded tinsel
Orks would probably be the next then
hollow lantern
Orks would be fine
gilded tinsel
or another flavour of chaos
hollow lantern
Nurglite chaos obviously works
gilded tinsel
Slaanesh and Khorne are relatively untapped video game wise
celest dome
Like you can't really make them talk mich
arctic talon
We’re just past the everything is Khorne era
gilded tinsel
The only issue with Tyranids is they're not funny
We already have nids
celest dome
Again that does not matter
storm jungle
Nids are very boring as enemies
outer wave
The only issue with Tyranids is they're not funny
You could make GSC relatively funny
hollow lantern
Idk if nids are boring or if SM2 is just sm2
celest dome
Orks would be the most fun
gilded tinsel
Again that does not matter
right, but you're not bringing anything new to the table enemy wise
storm jungle
Idk if nids are boring or if SM2 is just sm2
They are inherently boring because they dont say anything
Tide games benefit a lot from cool/funny enemiy dialogue
arctic talon
Idk if nids are boring or if SM2 is just sm2
SM2 is SM2 and nids don’t yap
hollow lantern
Yk what that's fair
storm jungle
its what makes them memorable
hollow lantern
Thats why skaven are better than zombies lol
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
Nids only yell and shit
celest dome
Hence Orks being the best
storm jungle
Ironic because poxwalkers/groaners are also morbidly funny
arctic talon
Nids are sapient but do not talk
storm jungle
because this guy is begging for his life
jade holly
Tide games benefit a lot from cool/funny enemiy dialogue
FOR NUuUuUuUuURGLE
arctic talon
Ironic because poxwalkers/groaners are also morbidly funny
Skaven slaves and clan rats are funnier tbh
hollow lantern
The skaven just ooze personality tbh
storm jungle
Skaven slaves and clan rats are funnier tbh
Shut up
gilded tinsel
and you just fucking smash his head in
I do morbidly enjoy carving through scab trappers
celest dome
Hope that FS does non-warhammer tide game next tbh
arctic talon
Tbh the poxwalkers are all fucked anyways
wintry cloud
Ironic because poxwalkers/groaners are also morbidly funny
Its warhammer so im desensitized to the horror but those dudes genuinely scream around saying “theres worms in my brain”
storm jungle
I do morbidly enjoy carving through scab trappers
Poxxers but yeah
arctic talon
Should I use a makeup brush as a brush for my more fragile minis?
No
storm jungle
Its warhammer so im desensitized to the horror but those dudes genuinely scream ...
its not even worms its "SOMETHING IS CRAWLING IN MY THOUUUUGHTS"
wintry cloud
Could make great horror off of it
arctic talon
Makeup brush is for drybrushing
wintry cloud
Yeah its so bad
wintry cloud
Still sentient
arctic talon
And stop resisting smh
jade holly
Speaking of that, the music on Rolling Steel
arctic talon
storm jungle
its even worse when poxwalker hordes also laugh-cry when they come in droves
gilded tinsel
Its warhammer so im desensitized to the horror but those dudes genuinely scream ...
Vaguely reminds me of the old Exploder enemies from Dead Island
winter pine
Speaking of that, the music on Rolling Steel
jesper kyd nearly burned down the kitchen when he cooked up this track
celest dome
The Plague Ogryn should get the equivalent voice lines tbh
wintry cloud
Give me a poxwalker zombie apocalypse movie
jade holly
jesper kyd nearly burned down the kitchen when he cooked up this track
Ampitheatre is still my favorite mission because we get both The Gauntlet and Warp Traveler in one mission
Same with the other Carnival mission too
wintry cloud
jesper kyd nearly burned down the kitchen when he cooked up this track
I think my favorite theme is the warren one where it constantly gets more stressful as you progress
Like im having a panic attack
arctic talon
I wish the gauntlet played in more places
It’s my favorite music in this game by far
jade holly
I wish the gauntlet played in more places
Archivum Sycorax’s moment is still so peak
Rushing through tight corridors as an endless horde keeps coming
gilded tinsel
It’s my favorite music in this game by far
The generic horde theme is the one that sticks in my head
storm jungle
The Plague Ogryn should get the equivalent voice lines tbh
Reminder that this is the Plague Ogryn's VA btw
gilded tinsel
Speaking of that, the music on Rolling Steel
Only good thing about rolling steel
jade holly
https://klipy.com/gifs/bg3-baldurs-gate-3-7
Plague Ogryn starts belting Raphael’s Final Act
arctic talon
https://klipy.com/gifs/bg3-baldurs-gate-3-7
Hell hell hell has its laws
(Ignoring the fact he broke the fucking laws)
gilded tinsel
i hate rolling steel
arctic talon
lol
gilded tinsel
with a passion
gilded tinsel
it's a glorified DPS check that's way too short
jade holly
its a great short map
It would be sick if it was modular with unique cars that are randomly selected each mission
gilded tinsel
like I want more
storm jungle
lol
storm jungle
Yeah it being short is what makes it good
arctic talon
Even if I don’t love it
storm jungle
a train level wouldnt have that much effect if it was like 30m long
gilded tinsel
it's entirely dependent on getting good teammates for me
languid meadow
the new map is my all time fav
gilded tinsel
but I do play Psyker, so I like having a good Ogryn bodyguard
jade holly
Now let us fight Terminator Plague Marines
arctic talon
Plamsam
gilded tinsel
Now let us fight Terminator Plague Marines <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
you could do a plague marine as a boss fight
just have to blow him up or something first so our rejects don't immediately get slaughtered
wintry cloud
Now let us fight Terminator Plague Marines <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
This would get me back on the game heavy if we got a space marine super boss
languid meadow
super glad they gave the knight commander such an eccentric personality matching how people in such positions were back then.
arctic talon
I don’t want a marine boss
lol
I want the current assassination Boss to not be a pushover first
Tbh
languid meadow
I just want more actual bosses
arctic talon
They’re so cool but holy hell they explode
languid meadow
and not random generated captain
jade holly
Aren’t Termies being teased in lore?
gilded tinsel
I just want more actual bosses
I'm still stuck on the karkas twins or whatever TF they're called
languid meadow
on auric?
gilded tinsel
Random players do not understand how the fight works
storm jungle
I'm still stuck on the karkas twins or whatever TF they're called
Karnak Twins
storm jungle
also smoothbrain players moment
gilded tinsel
I'm only like level 17 on psyker
jade holly
I’ve never done the Orthus Offensive yet
languid meadow
oh that's why
gilded tinsel
I can do it on veteran pretty easily
arctic talon
I like the random generated captains tbh
languid meadow
yeah you're gonna get fucked because even tho psyker is prob the best DPS class in the game not fully built it's squishy
winter pine
I hope they do more voice acting for Commisar Dukane and the tank captain on more missions, I really liked it for the Hourglass one
winter pine
Fun dynamic between them
gilded tinsel
once you hit 30 you become a cannon
My Psyker is nearly there already
burn everything
languid meadow
I like the random generated captains tbh
I like them for like
gilded tinsel
but I haven't got a keystone yet and I don't know which one to pick
languid meadow
the train assassination mission and random encounters (not bootleg twins)
arctic talon
Bootleg twins are
gilded tinsel
I would pick psionics but I don't really use brain burst
arctic talon
Meh
wintry cloud
Also whos the guy that plays the disposable unit theme?
Can they triple his hp? He dies before the beat drops every time
storm jungle
Also whos the guy that plays the disposable unit theme?
Can they triple his hp...
I legit cannot get over how they even LOWERED his HP
wintry cloud
WHY
storm jungle
its an actual atrocity
like-
I remember on launch
when you played Assassination missions
wintry cloud
HE LITERALLY DOES NOTHING
wintry cloud
you just smack him and he falls over
languid meadow
they made all the bosses easier for some reason including the karnak twins
storm jungle
because that entire 30-40m run
wintry cloud
Rinse and repeat
storm jungle
could be over this instant
the boss was legit difficult
post-skilltree update Captains have been complete jokes
lmao
storm jungle
the skilltree update is when captains basically became obsolete
languid meadow
the only boss I want "nerfed" is cspawn but I just want its hitboxes fixed
its grab hitbox is so bad
winter pine
Assassination bosses got put on permanent jobber duty with the Night Lords and World Eaters, very sad to see
languid meadow
anyway put disposal unit on all bosses
storm jungle
captains got a personal seat next to Mor-9 Deaths-tarion
languid meadow
the writers leaning into the "rebirth" part of nurgle too hard there
arctic talon
Mortarion the Prince of L’s
gilded tinsel
the only boss I want "nerfed" is cspawn but I just want its hitboxes fixed
I've only met a c spawn once
winter pine
Wake up Mortarian! We have a new Titus model to sell!
languid meadow
It's the only thing i hat about htem
gilded tinsel
Our Ogryn killed it in about 20 seconds
gilded tinsel
the only boss I'm scared of are daemonhosts
languid meadow
hate them so much
gilded tinsel
that thing is terrifying
jade holly
the only boss I'm scared of are daemonhosts
Laughs in Slab Shield
vagrant fox
captains got a personal seat next to Mor-9 Deaths-tarion
Mortarion deserves it but maybe not the captain
languid meadow
the only two classes I fear DHs on is vet and psyker
winter pine
Beasts of Nurgle feel entirely random on how long they're supposed to keep someone eaten and trapped
gilded tinsel
i was playing Psyker with a veteran teammate lol
winter pine
I think it's supposed to be shortened if your team does more damage but it doesn't really feel like it
gilded tinsel
This thing popped out of the wall, did some Vecna shit to our veteran and then disappeared
arctic talon
I think it's supposed to be shortened if your team does more damage but it doesn...
Grenade makes em spit
gilded tinsel
scared the crap out of me
languid meadow
my main problem with them is that the boss triggers are in areas where BoNs just dont work half the time
languid meadow
any stagger does
arctic talon
Ah
storm jungle
I think it's supposed to be shortened if your team does more damage but it doesn...
if you tap its back-zit or do enough damage it spits a person out
sometines instantly if someone lands a proper hit on it
languid meadow
BoNs cant get staggered like normal but they still have stagger limits like other bosses
languid meadow
it only affects their grab
gilded tinsel
Are these the massive blob things that one shot you
languid meadow
the slugs yeah
storm jungle
Massive blob things?
languid meadow
the only time I've been one shot by one is getting thrown off the map
spring cairn
Massive blob things?
u
spring cairn
i have a clip with a mutant
languid meadow
every time I see it used it's for Gaz
but I dont care enough about ork stuff to see the rest
arctic talon
40k uses the cunning but brutal thing still? weird
Yes it originated in 40k funnily enough
WHFB picked it up from 40k pretty early on
rose thorn
its a big part of Ironjawz(gorruks) and Kruleboyz(morruks), ironjawz are brutal but cunnin and kruleboyz are cunnin but brutal
rose thorn
WHFB picked it up from 40k pretty early on
weird
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
Until GW changed it up a bit
AoS orcs are more unique then the whfb orcs
Because GW decided to copy more 40k ork stuff
lol
rose thorn
how prelevant is the cunnin/brutal polarity in 40k? i litearlly only remember that one killteam being described that way
and like
memes
arctic talon
how prelevant is the cunnin/brutal polarity in 40k? i litearlly only remember th...
It is extremely prevalent in ork society and weirdboyz
It’s not like orruks in AoS where they split them into two different factions
rose thorn
It is extremely prevalent in ork society and weirdboyz
WEIRD BOYZZZ
arctic talon
If that makes sense
rose thorn
yeah yeah
arctic talon
It’s something that mildly annoys me
rose thorn
i uttelry forgot abotu weird boyz
rose thorn
That there’s no middle ground
there was! they are in legends now
arctic talon
They were pretty irrelevant before legends let’s be real here
Yeah but he’s one guy
arctic talon
i uttelry forgot abotu weird boyz
But for example most Mek’s are cunning but brutal
But the Overmek of the Ash wastes is brutal but kunning
But yeah the whole brutal and kunning thing
Is relevant mostly for higher ranking orks
Lower ranking orks might be one or the other
arctic talon
lol
rose thorn
hey does the murder wing killteam on main game replace raptors or is it something else, and is the chaos lord in it appart of it or seperate lol
i am just liek
45% confused about murder wings existence lol
rocky gale
anyway gw give me more of my slavery orruks
Exposed
rose thorn
lmao
wintry cloud
So uh
How miserable is it to put metal minis together?
rocky gale
I dunno, I'm not 60 years old
arctic talon
hey does the murder wing killteam on main game replace raptors or is it somethin...
Murderwing are new raptors
And warptalons
arctic talon
So uh
How miserable is it to put metal minis together?
Not that bad
Just remember to pin shit
rose thorn
Murderwing are new raptors
oh they replace raptors and warptalons?
arctic talon
It’s a new Raptor kit
arctic talon
Murderwing is just the name of the Killteam
rose thorn
im starting nto to be a fan of gw replacing main game kits with killteams, it just makes them liek 30% more expensive for a year or two lol
arctic talon
im starting nto to be a fan of gw replacing main game kits with killteams, it ju...
It’s annoying lol
But it gets units updates so
💀
rose thorn
where is my brood brothers uprgade sprue gw, how am i supposed ot kitbash more brood brothers nad BUY YOUR OTHER KITSSSS
I WANT OT PRETNED IM SAVING MONEY BUYING YOUR KITS
rose thorn
"oh with this 20 dollar kit i can save money buying these 60 dollar kits"
gw hates me gw hates me gw hates me
rocky gale
GW please make Awakened Wyldwood more necessary for Sylvaneth
arctic talon
Aside from the teleportation shit
arctic talon
GW please make Awakened Wyldwood more necessary for Sylvaneth
I will feed you to a soulpod legs first
rose thorn
i CANNOT morally buy 2 more awakened wyldwoods
rocky gale
Make Sylvaneth players need to own 5 Awakened Wyldwoods just to play a 1000 pt game
10 for 2000pt games
arctic talon
You shall be torn asunder by the wild
wintry cloud
i CANNOT morally buy 2 more awakened wyldwoods
Dont worry mag, im buying a trillion blood warriors
Bring the bloodstorm
rocky gale
You shall be torn asunder by the wild
Sure, but unfortunately you will need to own 15 Awakened Wyldwoods in order to do that
rose thorn
Dont worry mag, im buying a trillion blood warriors
Hope you have 106 dive
wintry cloud
Also
I need recommendations
Anyone got any good ideas for hair? Or ponytails? I want some ladies with the lads
Juiced up and angry
Cause buying a dok box just to get their hair is not a good idea
Looks nice tho
rocky gale
Try Ebay, you'll usually find lots of stores selling individual pieces from kits for cheap, good way to source heads and pieces like that for kitbashing without having to buy entire kits for it
crystal forum
it's hard to find a single reason to buy stuff directly from GW other than for limited items
which includes items which aren't popular enough to have 3d printable versions
heady rivet
Something something buy a Necromunda gang
wary fulcrum
Pretty much
Necromunda is GW’s best game
(Warcry is its best ruleset, say no if you want but I will not be taking no for an answer)
crystal forum
munda is great for terrain pieces
and you can kitbash guard regiments with a lot of them
hell, a couple of munda models are used in HH militia army rules
heady rivet
Necromunda is GW’s best game
Trvth nvke
Anyway what Munda gang are you buying Redmaw
And/or playing
wary fulcrum
heady rivet
I almost nabbed Nomads instead of Escher tbh
Because my original plan was Gayboy Berserkers as Palanite Enforcers and Smegma Crazies as Nomads
arctic talon
james workshop, explain
Heretek != chaos
The Munda heretek mini is from Stygies
So they’re prolly a xenotech fucker
solid horizon
heretek can be a criminal
as a matter of fact, most hereteks are not chaos worshippers
arctic talon
Not sure what army a Heretek would fit in beyond csm
Maybe Guard lol
But they already have enginseers
solid horizon
maybe its time to have real dark mechanicus
arctic talon
Next edition maybe
But I’d rather lost and the damned first
They used to be an army smh
My preferred thing is no new armies next edition tho lol
So GW can expand the factions that need it
sacred ginkgo
maybe its time to have real dark mechanicus
Dark mech doesn't have enough heresy slop to make a whole army
arctic talon
Dark mech doesn't have enough heresy slop to make a whole army
GW can invent new stuff
Also I’d rather chaos admech then dark Mechanicum tbh
solid horizon
if they ever add one, they should make compatible rules with skitariis like guardsmen with renegades
sacred ginkgo
Yeah but i feel like distinguishing them would be hard
arctic talon
Since dark mechanicum are just the traitors from the heresy era
arctic talon
Yeah but i feel like distinguishing them would be hard
Lots of daemon engines ig
sacred ginkgo
Because current mechanicus is already red and spiky
arctic talon
The differences between the dark mechanicum and adeptus mechanicus is one uses more slaves
solid horizon
dark mechanicus can be brown or black
arctic talon
And the other uses more daemons
solid horizon
Also I’d rather chaos admech then dark Mechanicum tbh
barely any difference ngl
arctic talon
dark mechanicus can be brown or black
The major dark mechanicum forgeworlds colors are Cream and bronze
Or the Martian scheme
Chaos admechs a little more diverse
It’s more all encompassing
solid horizon
look we got a completely new unknown iron warrior guy
solid horizon
ngl as cool as dark mechanicum sounds, making it official would ruin my whole army
solid horizon
it's not like it was completely inelegible in tournament anyways
makeshift kitbash abominations and armies mixed together
wary fulcrum
I *almost* nabbed Nomads instead of Escher tbh
They’re pretty fun, not the damage dealers imm used to, and a little trickier to use than my previous gangs, but I also scored 400 credits in one game, so I’m liking that
wary fulcrum
Because my original plan was Gayboy Berserkers as Palanite Enforcers and Smegma ...
My orlocks are based on Mad Max!
I’ve got a fleet I’m working on atm
My Doof Warrior got put on hold but now I have the piece I need we’re back in business
wary fulcrum
I dunno but he has a boltgun on his guitar
terse kestrel
If Mark 10 power armour is better than mark 8, is mark 10 also better than mark 7 or how far down does that go
I thought the older armours were much better
arctic talon
I thought the older armours were much better
MK4 is when power armor started plateauing quality wise.
MK6 was a sidegrade to MK4
MK7 and 8 are superior to MK4 but are more expensive to produce
MK10 is superior to MK7 and 8 but is again more expensive then MK4
rocky gale
The armour marks are usually designed as improvements to previous generations, so they will often seek to improve some element or fix certain issues, but can also have their own issues
arctic talon
The power armor MKs past 4 are all small upgrades
Excluding 5
Because MK5 is objectively the shittiest power armor
MK2 and 3 are inferior in protection to MK4
Even with MK3’s uparmoring
rocky gale
Wasn't MK5 just like "Whatever we could find all scrapped together"
arctic talon
There’s 2 versions of MK5.
One is random bullshit go
And the other is the dreaded “production” MK5
terse kestrel
MK4 is when power armor started plateauing quality wise.
MK6 was a sidegrade t...
What are relic armours then? How are they so good if Mark 10 is the best
arctic talon
That used similar construction to carapace armor and other similar unpowered armor
arctic talon
What are relic armours then? How are they so good if Mark 10 is the best
Artificer armor is heavily upgraded to be inline with modern standards
Internals are torn out and redone
Composite materials changed
Ect.
rocky gale
Yea Relic armour is older marks but like artisanal versions rather than the stock version
arctic talon
yeah
terse kestrel
Artificer armor is heavily upgraded to be inline with modern standards
So it's just mark 10 then?
arctic talon
basically in essence
or better
Artificer armor often exceeds the quality of standard issue gear
but theres also artificer MK10
MK10 isn't much more protective them MK8
its main benefits in lore is its easy to repair
and much more modular then previous armor MKs which would often have compatibility issues with other MKs out of the box
I.E MK6 was not compatible with any previous armor MK
MK7 and 8 are only compatible with 4 and 6
ect.
Ultimately normal MK2, 3 and 5 are not used by the Imperium at all post Heresy aside from supply issues because it is literally just worse then MK4 and MK7
rocky gale
Weak aura vs Strong aura
vagrant fox
Here I remembered MK3 having better frontal armour but with some mobility restrictions
compard to 4
arctic talon
Armor in the 2e books says Mk4 was superior to all previous power armor MKs in terms of protection
unlike the blackbooks
💀
crystal forum
If Mark 10 power armour is better than mark 8, is mark 10 also better than mark ...
mark 8 is essentially an improved mark 7 so by definition mark 10 would be better than both if it's better than mark 8
vagrant fox
Hm, death to the admech. They've contradicted my head information
crystal forum
I thought the older armours were much better
space marine armour is like one of the very few imperium technologies that actually improved over time so it's understandable to make that mistake. mark 7 is the first space marine armour to be standardized that wasn't super hard to maintain
the general rule in 40k is older is better