40k-lore-chat

[surreal nest]

Game didnt even fucking work

[storm jungle]

im glad the community became the pieces of shit they are now ngl

lmao

[surreal nest]

Hd2 community will never be satisfied

I think the game is fun asf rn

[storm jungle]

Im glad tbh. Let them kill each other.

[opaque coyote]

I want to buy it sometime.

But like...

I remember trying it on my older PC. Wasn't even that outdated.

But like

[storm jungle]

also yeah the game is good

but uhhh

imo

the community itself should be hanged

[surreal nest]

Its a hard game to run

[opaque coyote]

It was so unoptimized

[storm jungle]

most humane option

[opaque coyote]

My PC couldn't handle it

[surreal nest]

Why not buy it and just refund it?

[opaque coyote]

It crashed several fucking times

[opaque coyote]

I did

[surreal nest]

Oh duh

[storm jungle]

Dont forget on launch month when the anti-cheat could literally damage your PC

[opaque coyote]

I also built a new and better PC. And I want to try it out because for the like

5 minutes I managed to actually play. It was actually pretty fun

[surreal nest]

Wasn't it like overheating cards?

[storm jungle]

Something like that yeah

it was like super bad

it happened to a friend of mine lmao

[surreal nest]

Thats ridiculous

They should be liable

[arctic talon]

Kernal level anti cheat moment

lol

you sign away liability when instsalling it

unfortunately

its stupid

[surreal nest]

Oh true

Idk why a co-op game needs that level of anticheat

[arctic talon]

bcs

they don't want people cheating in stuff

lol

thats paid

[opaque coyote]

Also apparently HD2 uses a modified version of a discontinued engine.

Autodesk Stingray

[arctic talon]

they hated that in HD1

[surreal nest]

Also true

[celest cedar]

I mean realistically what would hating on Valve does atp, theres worse perpetrators like EA that got entire governments cracking down on manipulative micro transactions 💀

[storm jungle]

i wanna cheat

[opaque coyote]

So that definitely didn't help things

[storm jungle]

i considered getting a trainer but im too lazy

[surreal nest]

To be fair that was a whole fiasco that Valve pretty much inspired EA to do

If im thinking of the right one

[opaque coyote]

How do I say this.

Valve unlocked the gun safe.

EA, Ubisoft, etc. Opened it up and decided to shoot blindly

[surreal nest]

Surprise mechanics

[opaque coyote]

Valve still is to blame

[surreal nest]

Great expression

[opaque coyote]

But fuck did other companies make it so much worse

[arctic talon]

nah EA found the gun

put it in a safe

then valve unlocked the case

then EA started shooting blindly with it

lol

[dapper gyro]

Other companies don't understand the moderation.

[surreal nest]

No way wasn't the valve lootbox gambling issue first

[celest cedar]

god that was hilarious

[opaque coyote]

It's not like Valve was particularly generous about it.

But they always did give other options to get cosmetics

[arctic talon]

nah EA had the first lootboxes in a Triple A game

via Madden

[surreal nest]

Oh shit

[celest cedar]

unrelated but heres my all time favorite image

[opaque coyote]

And more importantly

There still was a game

[surreal nest]

Have you watched that studio/director's (I forgot) new series?

[opaque coyote]

That you can play

[surreal nest]

Lazarus project i think?

[dapper gyro]

They don't put gameplay feature and advantage behind loots.

[surreal nest]

Thats not it

[dapper gyro]

Much like OW1

[surreal nest]

Its just Lazarus

[dapper gyro]

Which people kind of welcomed it.

[celest cedar]

which one

[opaque coyote]

Tbf some of OW cosmetics look great

[arctic talon]

OW2 was literally P2W

[opaque coyote]

So that also helped

[celest cedar]

whu is this about

[arctic talon]

until they got rid of characters being locked

behind battlepass level

[surreal nest]

I have no idea but apparently its the same universe as cowboy bebop

[opaque coyote]

Seriously fuck that shit

Ubisoft does the same for Siege bte

[surreal nest]

It just came out last year

[opaque coyote]

I hope that company burns to the ground

[dapper gyro]

Greedy company will turn any feature to money maker.

[arctic talon]

valves new lootboxes are insane btw

have you seen them lol

1500$ skin

[outer wave]

Was this show ever good?

[surreal nest]

I haven't heard a single thing about it tbh

[dapper gyro]

Less greedy one find other ways.

[surreal nest]

Which kinda makes me think yknow

Shit sucks

[arctic talon]

Valve has a new lootbox in CSGo

where you get a lootbox or buy it

[surreal nest]

Or I guess just mid maybe. Idk

[arctic talon]

for like 5$

right

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2015503580019806713 US MARINE ISEKAI

-/Kapt’n Krunch/- (@KaptainKrunch97)

The isekai’d US Marine mod for Baldur’s Gate 3 by @/tacticalmeme_ just got a huge overhaul, both to the mod itself and the mod page.
︀︀
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FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 7:14 PM

[arctic talon]

and then it goes through seveeral options

showing you a gun

[dapper gyro]

To be fair, the skin value comes from the players...

[arctic talon]

well

gun skin

[surreal nest]

Didn't valve do something crazy that crashed the knife economy?

[arctic talon]

no it doesn't

this price is set by valve

lol

Valve is charging you directly

1500$

for a Skin

[celest cedar]

they made it that obtaining knives and gloves easier

[arctic talon]

the price fluctuates up and down

[celest cedar]

skin traders mad

[arctic talon]

based on how many people "buy" the skin

from the lootbox

the lootbox is like a blind draw

you get 5 options

but you lose the option once you pass it

[surreal nest]

Oop I thought it was way worse than that

[storm jungle]

male white marine

instantly downvoted

get this shit OUT OF HERE

[dapper gyro]

I haven't following CS that closely.

[celest cedar]

like the whole skin trading on CS operates on rarity

[surreal nest]

Idk who that mod is for

[arctic talon]

this is like

[surreal nest]

Who wants that

[arctic talon]

literally the most predatory lootbox ever that I've seen

[storm jungle]

US marine gamers who bombed children

[arctic talon]

I've never seen a lootbox you have to buy

then buy again to open

[storm jungle]

"Shadowheart is a taliban enemy that must be conquered"

etc etc

[arctic talon]

and then BUY AGAIN to get what you want

like >????

what the fuck

[hollow lantern]

Unironically yeah, I can think of a few people i used to know that would love that

[celest cedar]

I mean its the most obvious self insert mod just from reading the page

[arctic talon]

yeah hey valve

why the fuck do you still need a key

[celest cedar]

I cant lie tho

[arctic talon]

FOR THIS SHIT

[surreal nest]

They couldn't just do master chief or something

[celest cedar]

marpat uniforms...

[storm jungle]

bros think this is GATE™ the anime

[arctic talon]

GATE is just JSDF propaganda the manga

lol

[dapper gyro]

I hate Gate the anime.

[celest cedar]

Steins gate?

[storm jungle]

ngl id rather take the JSDF over american propaganda

its the same reason i love cihnese propaganda movies

[hollow lantern]

No, GATE

[celest cedar]

theyre so on the nose

Ive watched that Chinese film about the Chosin reservoir battle

[hollow lantern]

JSDF anime that turns into a harem anime at some point iirc

[celest cedar]

like they dont care just how obvious they make the propaganda

[hollow lantern]

I haven't watched it in awhile tho

[storm jungle]

I love westerners who complain how cheesy/propaganda they are as if hollywood dogshit isnt the exact same thing

[celest cedar]

and the films made money

[storm jungle]

Im never gonna forget watching like

[celest cedar]

yea 😭

[storm jungle]

a chinese soldier rush into an american position

and you hear shit like

"WHAT IN SAM HILL-"

🥀

[outer wave]

Me when I come from Sam Hill

[celest cedar]

iunno if its because they dont hire american actors

but the English dialogue is so obviously dubbed over

so you get the most authentic chinese acting ever

[storm jungle]

its a mix

[celest cedar]

you hear the English and its just str8 up whiplash

[arctic talon]

watching propaganda is funny as fuck in general

as long as you go for it via a comedic lens

imo

Chinese propaganda is the funniest shit for me though

lol

[opaque coyote]

Also the creator is just

A PoS

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

[opaque coyote]

I mean again, propaganda anime

But still

[celest cedar]

uhm what is GATE about

[storm jungle]

basically

[opaque coyote]

Japanese military vs High Fantasy

[storm jungle]

magic portal opens in japan to fantasy land

japan sends in military to make relations and elimiate and hostile forces in it

its pretty funny

https://tenor.com/view/8-gif-12105100577586551626

YEET

[celest cedar]

wait so

foreign land appears

send the military

is that deadass 💀

[opaque coyote]

Problem is that there could be a lot of interesting things that they could've done.

But it's just replaced by shooting

[storm jungle]

they do that because the gates in japan send out monsters/wildlife lmao

[outer wave]

Ive wanted to watch GATE a bit, but the harem elements turn me off

[storm jungle]

the JSDF in it are pretty humane

they dont like

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf it is entertaining as fuck

[storm jungle]

actively shoot up villages or whatever

[celest cedar]

icic

[storm jungle]

yeah its worth a watch imo

[opaque coyote]

But still

[outer wave]

I'll keep it in mind

[storm jungle]

just do S1 (not sure if it ever got future shit) and leave it tbh

[opaque coyote]

Somebody shooting a fucking dragon with an M16 is always entertaining

[celest cedar]

if it contains a character whos barely an adult as part of a harem Imma lose interest immediately

[storm jungle]

uhhh

[outer wave]

I think you got your typical 10,000 year old girl character, though I dont recall her looking like a loli

[arctic talon]

get ready

lol

[outer wave]

That said, yeah

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/punches-punching-fighting-angry-hold-me-back-gif-14170843

[arctic talon]

I stopped reading Gate

I've never actually watched the anime for it

lol

[storm jungle]

Elite you read all kinds of slop

you're infected

[outer wave]

Maybe if the romance isnt just "Really young looking people going after seemingly older looking person and nothing happens for 10,000 hours", I'll consider S1 and 2

Otherwise maybe I should just stick to Goblin Slayer and some other slop

Oh and Gundam

[celest cedar]

someone says the reason so many anime set in a high school setting

is cuz of how fucked being an adult Japanese person is

[outer wave]

I believe thats true yeah

I heard something similar

[arctic talon]

its also often made for Highschoolers lol

[celest cedar]

since as an adult youre just constantly told you need to work and obey your superiors so theres barely any time to be free to do your own thing as an adult

like thas true for every country but in Japan its uniquely difficult

[outer wave]

Highschool is apparently like the time Japanese people are kinda at their most free, since Uni and above is just being busy

Thats rough

Also what Elite says is also true

Some (ie alot) anime are just made for highschoolers

[dapper gyro]

It is why isekai is popular.

[outer wave]

Mhm

[heady rivet]

They hire mostly Russians and Europeans to play Americans because "White"

[arctic talon]

you forgot australians

they hire a lot of them

Hong Kong more so then mainland china

but still

[surreal nest]

omg like left 4 dead

[storm jungle]

yeah me Lefting you 4 Dead at the bottom of an elevator shaft

[surreal nest]

did you guys see the new chud anti woke medieval indie game

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[celest cedar]

yes

[surreal nest]

YOU HAVE?

[celest cedar]

and the cringe poll the dev do

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[surreal nest]

AHHHHHH

I hope it flops!

[celest cedar]

yea

[surreal nest]

just recently came to my knowledge and the discussion board for it is peak cringe

[surreal nest]

literally the best gif ive ever seen

how big is your fuck ass gif archive

[outer wave]

The one where everyone voted for white beautiful woman or something?

[celest cedar]

yea

[storm jungle]

Wouldnt you like to know fuckhead

👀

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-stare-cat-head-turn-head-turn-cat-staring-gif-3068025487699814899

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-blown-away-blown-back-gif-22009589

[celest cedar]

like this the same crowd that gets angry

a woman has natural beauty but because she has a wide jaw

UGLY AND WOKE

[surreal nest]

oh my god have you guys heard of that one indie like roman gladiator game? where the developer like put anti mask sentinments into his patch notes

it was fucking CRAZY

he had like full rightwing alpha male meltdowns in the fucking PATCH NOTES

he got him and his game banned off steam

[outer wave]

Jesus

[surreal nest]

genuinely decent game too from the looks of it. He didnt have to do that!

i think a youtuber covered it ill find it its awesome

[outer wave]

Was that from like 2021 or something? I recall hearing something about a Roman-themed game getting banned because of alt-right shinanigans

[surreal nest]

hmmm maybe

it was Domina

[celest cedar]

alt right and doing something romaboo related is so on the nose

[outer wave]

Bruh

[outer wave]

Yeah its that game!

Yeah guy had a meltdown

[surreal nest]

ahhh it was KiraTV that made the video

i loved KiraTV idk if he became a grifter or something happened to him

patch notes btw

[celest cedar]

FD Signifier my goat uploaded

[sacred ginkgo]

What

[surreal nest]

dude is so easy to listen to

[surreal nest]

cwazy right

[celest cedar]

my favorite youtube unc

[surreal nest]

dude was a tweaker

[sacred ginkgo]

Why would you feel the need to say that in your patch notes

[surreal nest]

i think its like a neuron snaps in their head and they have to unleash their beast whenever they are typing

[heady rivet]

Its the cyber-age now, you dont need to get on the train or bus anymore to hear some crazy unmedicated ramble. We're oversaturated with it, which has hurt the real and genuine crazies. WE USED TO BE A FUCKING COUNTRY

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[arctic talon]

this air freshener didn't hang itself

[heady rivet]

John McAfee going "I WONT KILL MYSELF, I HAVE A DEAD MANS SWITCH THAT WILL DESTROY THE ELITE" and then killing himself with no dead mans switch is genuinely hilarious

Trolled epic style

[sacred ginkgo]

Who even is that

[surreal nest]

pop open google and enjoy the weirdest motherfucker on planet earth

[heady rivet]

Made antivirus, got stupid rich, pioneered a bunch of software, went crazy, went to central America and tried to larp as a narco-lord, paid women to defecate in his mouth, and then killed himself in jail in like Belize or something

[outer wave]

Guy who gave us McAfee AV and a bunch of other programs

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh that i had to scrape that off my computer

[surreal nest]

dude had a monumental mental decline

[sacred ginkgo]

Knew I remembered the name

[outer wave]

Yeah its an awful program to get rid of

[heady rivet]

It used to be the hot shit and then he sold all his stakes and dipped to get lucky off early crypto or something

Terry A. Davis also being insane just confirms the better you are at writing code the more insane you go

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/luthen-andor-star-wars-starwars-luthen-happy-gif-543426695820652362

[heady rivet]

Deadbeat final boss

[celest cedar]

@surreal nest calling it, Knights path is just a UE5 asset flip

and AI

[surreal nest]

EXACTLY

All these chud games are lol

these people just eat SLOP

[celest cedar]

this is really telling 💀

[crystal forum]

first thing i see when looking up knights path

[celest cedar]

I guarantee

is gonna be a flop

[outer wave]

I cant wait for these guys to constantly praise this game until it comes out and they forget about it because the game has some flaws in it or its EA or just plain bad

[crystal forum]

dude i only care about halfsword not whatever this generic garbage will be

[outer wave]

I just dont care about these kinds of games

Its now noteworthy to me because of the dev's response

[crystal forum]

this is what they wanted so i guess they won

[outer wave]

I guess

Still not interested in their game

[celest cedar]

medieval games are a tossup 💀

[sacred ginkgo]

What even is this game even about

All I've heard is the drama

[heady rivet]

Medieval fantasy is hooooonk shoo we sci-fi up in here

[celest cedar]

somne kind of KCD2 copy

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoring-sleeping-honkshoo-gif-9791480880639208048

[sacred ginkgo]

Kcd was fun

Got stuck in the monestary and never touched it again

[celest cedar]

the kirk virus

[opaque coyote]

not modern agendas

Oh

Oh no

The funniest part is the implication that gay people are a modern thing

And not something that has literally existed throughout history

Like gay people just suddenly appeared in the 21st century

[sacred ginkgo]

Don't ask statue pfp's who the sculptor went home to

[celest cedar]

trans people also have been for a long time

[daring creek]

can I kill u rq

wow I

[celest cedar]

yes

[daring creek]

should stop trying to play havoc late at night

[celest cedar]

yes

[daring creek]

Its dry

no one is fucking accepting me

this game is NOT woke

[jade holly]

There’s something about Horus Heresy era marine armor that I really like over 40K ngl

prob the more industrial look

[lament shoal]

The kirkocalypse

[winter pine]

when you try your hardest to make another horst wessel but end up with an internet punchline

[winged jacinth]

will he be the most casually joked about assassination of all time
its possible

[winter pine]

Rightoids when 12 year olds yell "I GOT KIRKED!!!" after dying in Fortnite

[celest cedar]

the irony of it too

this the same guy that sees gun violence as a necessary evil for freedom to use guns

and he got gunned down because of the same necessary evil he's completely ok with 💀

[surreal nest]

4 DAYS AHHHHHH

[crystal forum]

i will kill so many willies

halfsword makes me feel like a serial killer

[surreal nest]

bro is a willie killer

[celest cedar]

man fuck now I cant get WE ARE JEFFREY EPSTEIN out my noggin

I blame yall

[vagrant fox]

swordslop

[heady rivet]

Games that smack for 30 minutes and then get old

[jade holly]

Can you believe it guys?

High guard today

High guard releases today

I have no idea whether to feel whelmed or not about this information

[shadow plover]

The aesthetic seems turbo boring but I might give it a try because I know Respawn does gameplay pretty well and it's free

[jade holly]

I’m mainly intrigued purely for the idea it’s another version of a moba

Focusing on sieging a base and whatnot

[shadow plover]

God I hope it's not another moba

[jade holly]

I miss Battleborn

[shadow plover]

No you fucking don't

[jade holly]

Yes I do

You have no idea how much fun I had in that game

Caldarius was my guy

https://tenor.com/view/clap-caldarius-battleborn-applaud-gif-6303552296115296794

[shadow plover]

You might be the only one thinking that

[jade holly]

I guess it’s sentimental cause it’s where I met some of my current friends

But I do remember having a bunch of fond memories and great times on it

[shadow plover]

I was about to ask,if you had other positive connotations related to the game or if you were like 8 years old when you played it

No shade

[surreal nest]

bro

[sacred ginkgo]

Guh

[shadow plover]

me when my history learning is based entirely on call of duty

[sacred ginkgo]

The imperium has a fanatically wealth noble class

How are you saying this

[surreal nest]

the worst part is its a space king fan explaining how space king isnt a parody of 40k

[shadow plover]

no no, you see, they amass hordes of humans to the meatgrinder, that's what the soviets did

[shadow plover]

I sentence, death

[surreal nest]

just insane people

[shadow plover]

your average space king fan

[surreal nest]

the dude also then goes on to talk about how other people dont have media literacy

[shadow plover]

you gotta change your pfp fr

[crystal forum]

they say it isn't satire then admit it has satirical elements

[surreal nest]

NO!

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[shadow plover]

freddy fat bear isn't welcome here

[surreal nest]

freddy chud bear

[celest dome]

Think they mean "Warhammer is satire, but it's not satire of Fascism

[surreal nest]

but then they also say "not everything you see is satire"

[rocky gale]

It's not a safe space for chud bears

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-me-fight-sklet-skeleton-gif-12424596002707679541

[crystal forum]

conclusion:
it's a kid trying to sound smart by saying "erm actually it's more soviet union than nazi germany because i saw memes about it"

i fear the fact that i might have been like this once

[surreal nest]

i haven't even seen the full image of freddy chud bear

dont want to

[crystal forum]

never correct morons when they're being stupid

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/palmer-ff7-final-fantasy-final-fantasy-7-getting-hit-by-truck-gif-5043911110302678897

[surreal nest]

you gotta love the "i have to disagree and hyper focus on the semantics of a casual statement so that I could technically be correct"

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[crystal forum]

being an adult is learning to say "who the fuck cares" when your autism is nagging you about an argument

[celest dome]

When someone show their true colours, it's better to take it at face value.

[rocky gale]

Being an adult is killing those people with hammers

[surreal nest]

fuck the people who insist on taking the high road

we be evil in these parts

[misty vector]

The dark woke…

[crystal forum]

don't argue with fascists, hit them with blunt objects until they shut up

[surreal nest]

emperor palpatine but his royal guard are all women

imagine the outcry unironically

[sacred ginkgo]

If their thick ass skull resists switch to sharp objects

[surreal nest]

it has to hurt to carry around skulls that thick and weirdly shaped

[crystal forum]

i hate your pfp

[shadow plover]

90% of them are bots anyways

[opaque coyote]

"Damn, I don't like Ice cream. My teeth are too sensitive."

Not a Bot: "HE WAS A TERRORIST"

[surreal nest]

"YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE HER RUN HIM DOWN WITH HER CAR"

[celest cedar]

brain damage

[sacred ginkgo]

From stationary

In reverse

When they were around the sides

[surreal nest]

i cant believe that officer survived a car being in his general vicinity

latest legal eagle video is so sad

[sacred ginkgo]

Elaborate

Need drama to fall asleep to

[surreal nest]

no no not drama legal eagle is beautiful

he was just crying when going over the ice shooting

ive only known 2 dramas he was in but i just saw a video of an extremely conservative lawyer shit talking him

and of course the conservative lawyer looks like this

[last stone]

the fact there were no ads also said a lot, this was a defeated Legal Eagle

[surreal nest]

yeah thats how you know he never wanted to make a video like that

shit sucks

[last stone]

his videos went from "this is how lawyers think" to "This is what should have happened"

[surreal nest]

Shit he covers is lowk insane and I would have never known without a breakdown

[celest cedar]

@sacred ginkgo @hollow lantern WHY DID THIS GUY GOT PISSY OVER POLITIC TALK THEN 😭

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE YALL

[hollow lantern]

Oh I don't wanna dig for the other thing they said

I don't trust them

Tbqh

[celest cedar]

I suffer brain damage alone from that

[crystal forum]

people who complain about politics in chat are overwhelmingly people who disagree with the specific politics being discussed

i wish this wasn't a trend but it is

[hollow lantern]

They were complaining about people dehumanizing fascists which imo is a self report

[crystal forum]

or could be some bleeding heart lib

"treat everybody with respect, even the literal nazis" type deal

[vagrant fox]

I should be in charge

That's the only politics I care about

[daring creek]

real

just

kill ppl who disagree with you

this is how world peace is achieved

[daring creek]

prolly cuz they noticed some ppl were uncomfortable. plus last time I was in there it was a hot topic. something about yet another ICE Killing.

personally I don't mind it that much but I kinda tapped out cuz I didn't have anything meaningful to add + kinda a lot on my mind to think about.

I don't think they meant anything like deeply malicious or anything like that.

[rocky gale]

Event minis for 2026

[vagrant fox]

That's good castellan

[raven stone]

NGL both are smashing minis

[neat pawn]

To be fair, 40k and Warhammer Fant have alot of fascists in the fandom.

They look at the Imperium and go "Man I wish that was real and here so a Inquisitor could call me a heretic and step on me"

[rocky gale]

Ye they don't see the satire because they see it as aspirational

[storm jungle]

40k has way WAY more.

AOS and WHF's toxicity is basically almost entirely congregated to "my faction is better because lore"

because Sigmar, the Empire of Man and humans in the settings in general are not really fascist in any way

[vagrant fox]

all these darn tourists

there weren't chuds in my warhams in 4e because no one cared about warhams

[storm jungle]

Real.

[neat pawn]

It's funny however certain RP fields that have Dwarves through now have headcannoned that Dwarves in Wacraft must also hate elves.

[storm jungle]

Yeah tho that entirely originates from LOTR

which in itself is funny because the entire lore of it goes from dwarves/elves hating each other to moving past it.

Same with Legolas/Gimli's entire relationship starting hateful to being best bros.

But of course people cant read

[vagrant fox]

There were a few incidents but elves and dwarves had semi-decent relations

[storm jungle]

Yeah im glad it isnt the case in 40k, its so fucking obnoxious in WHF where dwarf fans just cannot shut the fuck up about anything.

[vagrant fox]

The west-gate of Moria was opened with an elvish word for a reason

also bordered by two holly trees

[storm jungle]

Again unfortunately lost on most people

[vagrant fox]

I like dwarves but I get so tired of the most stale-ass dwarfposting, it's as bad as 40k memery

[rocky gale]

It's funny the original grudge goes back to who woke up first

[celest dome]

I still quite like Dwarf from Fantasy, but I hate their fans

[rocky gale]

Iluvitar made Elves and Men and placed them on middle earth and waited for them to wake on their own, but Aule got bored waiting and made the Dwarves, Iluvitar eventually accepted their creation but insisted that they be put to sleep and could only wake after the Elves had

[vagrant fox]

low stakes conspiracy says ents woke first

[storm jungle]

Yeah same here.

Dwarf fans kinda fail to realise just like the High Elves their entire society is in decline and their faction is extremely self-defeating lol

[rocky gale]

They are spirits not children

They were sent to guide the children

[vagrant fox]

don't contradict my low stakes conspiracy

[rocky gale]

High stakes conspiracy, Melkor was innocent. His purpose was to create change and at first they loved him for it, but they betrayed him when his changes grew greater than Iluvitar wished it to be

The failing was Iluvitar's, Melkor was just fulfilling his purpose

[vagrant fox]

I'll believe it

[rocky gale]

And while we're at it Mairon also did nothing wrong

[storm jungle]

remember guys

if the villain is hot then everything they do is justified

[vagrant fox]

Sauron was just a little autistic

His greatest virtue was his love of order and perfection, and dislike of anything wasteful.

definitely

god forbid you thot around a little and get the aryans to invade almost heaven

[rocky gale]

We call him Mairon in this house Sauron is a slur they called him

[dapper gyro]

Fire is indeed hot.

[vagrant fox]

Youtube thinks all I want to listen to is country playlists to drive to divorce hearings with, unfortunately they bop

[vagrant fox]

I suppose Annatar is also acceptable

[rocky gale]

Mairon, Annatar or Tar-Mairon

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-screaming-crazy-lily-rose-depp-gif-2730454595190297078

[solid horizon]

Holy shit

[rocky gale]

I need him

[solid horizon]

This is so sexy idk what more to say

The head with splints is so cool

[rocky gale]

Looks like my CSM have their Chapter Master

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smug-smug-cat-cat-meme-aura-gif-4404087284679772977

[solid horizon]

Also wait

I HAVE BEEN PAINTING HAZARD STRIPES ON THE WRONG PAULDRON ALL THIS TIME !??

[rose thorn]

Oh thank fuck it’s just a named character

[solid horizon]

If it is, who the hell is it supposed to be ?

[rose thorn]

Did, you not read the article?

[solid horizon]

No

[rose thorn]

Warsmith Kravek Morne

[solid horizon]

I am cripplingly illiterate

Never heard of him

[rose thorn]

He has no other lore mentions to my knowledge

Not even in the lex

[solid horizon]

Yea

[rocky gale]

He's new

[rose thorn]

Probably because the other named iron warriors have sex slaves and they didn’t wanna do that lol

[solid horizon]

Rip

[rocky gale]

Warcom says he was inducted into the Legion 2000 years ago, so after the Heresy

[solid horizon]

"oh no comically evil bad guys are evil !"

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-gif-4677175942198662182

Waiting on underworlds gw…

Anything Underwolrds…

[solid horizon]

Still no honsou or Uriel Ventris offspring

That's sad

[rose thorn]

What?

[solid horizon]

What

[rose thorn]

i love how ass te helmetless guys are

its like

literally more borg than iron hands

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-stewart-cyborg-serious-scary-gif-1000347867466686561

[solid horizon]

Wasn't the iron warrior legion a generation of very implant receptive guys ?

[languid meadow]

Those helmets look so good

[solid horizon]

The only thing I dislike are spikes on the new logo

[raven stone]

I gotta say

They really went 3rd ed old school with the Iron Warriors displayed

Deep respect for that

[rigid dune]

Are there ogryn servitors?

[raven stone]

Yes, but only given attention to in Necromunda and Horus Heresy thus far

[languid meadow]

Still wondering if the clawed feet are like

A helbrute or something else

Oh wait an obliterator probably

[raven stone]

Maybe Iron Havocs

Since those are a Iron Warrior specialty

Much like how Raptors are supposed to be a Night Lord specialty

[fervent geode]

I think oblits are more likely, we never got night raptors on TT and raptors and havocs are appopriate for all undivided legions

[raven stone]

True

[languid meadow]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

New Havoc's would be nice though

[fervent geode]

True

[jade holly]

I may have to get him early as I’m building my Necron army

[shadow plover]

The new warsmith will make an excellent siege breaker consul for my Sons of Horus 30k force

[raven stone]

It helps the article explicitly says he has cataphractii ternie armor

And 40k chaos firstborns should be within same scale range of HH marines

[fervent geode]

The new Warsmith will make an excellent Coryphaus

Alongside his Raiders 40k CSM Inductii

[rocky gale]

And a fine Chapter Master for the Forgiven, seeing their termies are all Cataphractii

[jade holly]

Cataphractii is the level above normal termie armor right?

[solid horizon]

This guy is like

Warpsmith on steroids

But sorry I'm still faithful to Dr Octopus warpsmith

[arctic talon]

It’s going to be a Mutilator

I bet

For the big clawed fleshy feet

[rocky gale]

It's a Warsmith, not a Warpsmith

They are two separate things

[shadow plover]

probably, though wouldn't mind a new kit for the obliterators separate from the spider engine

[wintry cloud]

Im new to painting but omg

[rocky gale]

Warsmith is what Iron Warriors call their Chaos Lords

[wintry cloud]

I LOVE IT

[arctic talon]

A new mutilator/obliterator dual build would be fun

[wintry cloud]

i love the pale skin

John blanche W

My little cannibals ❤️

[arctic talon]

They look great

[wintry cloud]

Tysm

[shadow plover]

Hell yeah

[rocky gale]

Look better than the box art

[languid meadow]

this is def perty but the others we haven't seen yet

these 3

[arctic talon]

Mutilator for the right 2

New defiler maybe

[hollow lantern]

Maybe this one will stand under it's own weight

[arctic talon]

lol

Maybe it’ll be on a smaller base

And not be bigger then all the greater daemons

[fervent geode]

Feel its more likely to be an Oblit

Fulgrim js came out this edition

[languid meadow]

I mean

we got angron and the lion not that far back before we got fulgrim

I dont remember any other iron warrior with that grill

[jade holly]

Could very well be a daemon engine

[languid meadow]

the shoulder grill is also in that top model that's my main reasoning

[fervent geode]

I dont see the logos' shoulderstack pauldron or where his headframe would be personally

But who knows

[languid meadow]

you wouldn't because the tease is framed near the back end of it

[arctic talon]

It’s Perturabo

It’s 100% him

I’m betting on the new defiler as well

I’m all in

[rose thorn]

My bet is 2 new demon engines

[crisp heath]

how was i alive

[arctic talon]

It’s definitely a defiler

I’m 100% sure

[arctic talon]

Single digit health or the game doesn’t kill you until you go negative

Some games consider 0 HP alive

[crisp heath]

i know its a joke due to the fact its not visible

[arctic talon]

They also call the next reveal “a biggie”

So it’s gona be physically big

What’s a physically huge daemon engine?

The defiler

Shits massive

[fervent geode]

The defiler makes good sense and needs it too

[arctic talon]

It’s so old

And ugly lol

It’s also like

the daemon engine

It’s iconic

[fervent geode]

It looks straight out of DoW 1, because that's how old it is roughly

[arctic talon]

LOL

Its not aged gracefully at all

Same with the soul grinder

[fervent geode]

Its very oldhammer and not so much in the pleasant way

[arctic talon]

Redo the claws and maybe remove the head

And it’ll look much better

[fervent geode]

Sounda about right

[arctic talon]

But the head is iconic

Hm

[winged jacinth]

Defilers always gave me the "freestyle lego build" vibe lol

[fervent geode]

The defiler but with a daemon in the middle

[arctic talon]

Designed by abbadon btw lol

[fervent geode]

About as old too lmao

[winged jacinth]

Chaos lego...

[arctic talon]

This is technically

Vashtorr’s fault

They look like that

[fervent geode]

Xana II goes mental once again

I blame Scoria

He's probably still out there doing these things

[winged jacinth]

They should give us an imperial memo describing the carcinization of daemon engines

They all converge to crab

[fervent geode]

I hope you see why i blame the evil crab magos then

[arctic talon]

No like it’s literally Vashtor’s fault

He built them

Based on abbadons like

Specifications lol

[fervent geode]

On Xana II?

Damn

He gets around

[crystal forum]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-robot-mafia-mafia-clamps-gangsters-gif-3814055

[fervent geode]

Ts guy's dad was scoria crab for all i know

[solid horizon]

Im an IW player and my lord is a warpsmith 😔

IW dark mechanicus so maybe not real IWs

[arctic talon]

Then they’d be a warsmith who’s also a warpsmith

[solid horizon]

Willsmith

If the warsmith smithes in the warp, do that makes them a warpsmith

[rocky gale]

A Warwarpsmith

[solid horizon]

Armored magos

[rocky gale]

Armagos

[solid horizon]

do you think there is at least one dark magos/heretek to have modified themselves to be able to wear spacemarine armor ?

[arctic talon]

They have better power armor

Dragon scale is more advanced

[solid horizon]

yeah but what if it's symbolic

[arctic talon]

Then yeah sure

They’d just need to be bulked up

Which isn’t rare

Because have you seen a myrmidon

They’re built like a brick shithouse

💀

[solid horizon]

I believe there is a former skitarii heretek who's massive af

[young pecan]

If space marine is so strong that they can move fast in big armor
why not 2 armor

[fervent geode]

Terminators

[dapper gyro]

Centurion

Also silver baby carrier.

[rose thorn]

today i learned that this was an old world model

[languid meadow]

what the fuck am I looking at

[celest dome]

Oh ye, the CHaos Dwarf oner

right

THere is a worse one tbh

[winter pine]

GW just stealing from 90s Nickalodeon with that design

[fervent geode]

Aiyo

Get Calas Typhon on the line

[languid meadow]

They modeled his whole ass sack bro

why

[celest dome]

And nutsacks

[rose thorn]

"old wolrd is REALISTIC and DARK unlike age of WOKEMAR

[solid horizon]

dudes who invented necron prototypes btw

I want a chaos squat for shits and giggles

spaceking ahh

[rose thorn]

is that a skibyebye?

[fervent geode]

Smh where are my AoS Bumcannons 0% realism

[rose thorn]

skybidi

[rose thorn]

sorry we have trains and bull robots

[solid horizon]

chaos squat

evil dwarf in armor

[fervent geode]

Stuff a bumgun on one and im sold

[solid horizon]

traps minor immaterium entities in plasteel skellies like they're effin pokemonz

[rose thorn]

shout out to dominator engines

[solid horizon]

I found it

AI guy

Lukas Chrom

[rose thorn]

most ledgible HH admech art

[fervent geode]

Maker of the Kaban Machine

I love this guy

And Sota-Nul

And Anacharis Scoria, and Yelav Draykavac

[solid horizon]

I wish for GW to give use kaban machine as titanic model and lukas chrom as named character

I love Vathek but he's more of a criminal than a direct dark mech member

[storm jungle]

Not a space marine. Not happening.

[solid horizon]

-> wants to crack the secret of life

-> his failures caused 3000+ deathes

bro's never gonna achieve his goal

[storm jungle]

also Vathel is literally a IW

so yeah hes not dark mechanicus lol

[fervent geode]

Please james it was only on mars and maybe possibly the siege but we NEED it

[solid horizon]

this guy

frankenstein of warhammer

[rose thorn]

the highest praise one could recieve

[fervent geode]

Darioq Grandahl still based

Kek ogryn

[storm jungle]

I love Blanche but trying to make models off of his art can be always tricky lol

most minis GW makes barely captures their vibe

[rose thorn]

idk, like 80% of aos is based off his art lmoa

[solid horizon]

2nd generation necrons are close to his concept arts I'd say

[storm jungle]

AOS doesnt count

because AOS modellers can actually do their job

[solid horizon]

I gotta try to make art accurate pariahs one day

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Ehhhhh

id say barely

Blanche's crons are way too different and absurd (in a good way)

[fervent geode]

Omds bring back pariahs james

[solid horizon]

metal casts can't have this level of details tho

[storm jungle]

Oh that

nobody remembers these

so uhhh

📢

NEXT

[solid horizon]

idgaf they're badass

[storm jungle]

space marine crons

[solid horizon]

one oculd even say

[storm jungle]

bad

[rose thorn]

me and someone i was talking to about blanche htey were talking baout how gritty and dark his art made teh old world and then i was like "oh yeah i love his art, like all of Age of Sigmar is litearlly based off his art" and then they were like "his arts not realy that good, im not a fan of him at all"

[solid horizon]

bad to the bone

[solid horizon]

hush up loyalist

or I will rearrange your bone structure

[storm jungle]

Im not a loyalist, and no you quiet down roomba

[solid horizon]

you clearly look like one

[storm jungle]

But the Old World IS dark and gritty 💀

also if you dont like Blanche then you should be publicly stoned imo

[rose thorn]

they were an age of shitmar chud

[storm jungle]

Yeah its peak.

[rose thorn]

dw

[storm jungle]

LMAO

checks out

[arctic talon]

There’s a potential Vect leak

[storm jungle]

its the AI one

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Looks fake as fuck

[daring creek]

Tf

[storm jungle]

it is lmao

[daring creek]

Y we posting cannon asshole

[vagrant fox]

you've never seen peak before?

[daring creek]

Its vile

[surreal nest]

Who do you think is gonna win today for deadlock?

[wintry cloud]

Final touch up for tonight is adding blood to their mouths. (I really like 28 days later and the rage virus)

[surreal nest]

You are on an insanely nice start

[arctic talon]

Silver

Who I want to win? Quinn or Graves

lol

[surreal nest]

Really you think silver?

i think it has to be rem

but i want ven too

[arctic talon]

With how many people in game chat yapping about them

Yes

And on the forums

[arctic talon]

I’m so fucking scared of Rem lol

[jade holly]

Can you believe it

Highguard is out

[nocturne crest]

Why does one of them have a fist on a stick?

[nocturne crest]

Yeah, it's a game.

[rose thorn]

PEAKKKKK

[jade holly]

I’ve been helping my family clear our cars and driveway so idk how it is

[solid horizon]

yeeeey blooood

once I layer the base for my Ham Dudes (flayed ones) I'll cover them in blooooood

[nocturne crest]

Goddamn, the highguard is a dead game. A streamer just got kicked because there wasn't enough players in the lobby.

There is also a mining mini-game in this.

But you can ride a bear while holding an AK.

[surreal nest]

game has like 90k people on it

[rose thorn]

what hte hell is highguard?

[arctic talon]

Decent

[arctic talon]

One of the ex respawn dev studios made a hero shooter

Got mocked a bunch

lol

Seems to be doing

Decently

[rose thorn]

which one?

[arctic talon]

Despite the relentless mocking

[arctic talon]

The one people called concord 2

lol

[rose thorn]

thats happened liek 4 times

OHHH

[celest dome]

Seeing some streamer playing it, seem quite forgettable

[rose thorn]

i thought it wasnt ar eal game

lets play, did they optimzie thier game!!

[jade holly]

I like the idea of a siege focused style moba, but that idea need better executed

[arctic talon]

It seems like a game of all time

lol

It’s f2p at least

[rose thorn]

meh kinda

[jade holly]

Kinda?

[rose thorn]

i think i got confused

when i saw this

i thgouht it was an apex leegnds update lmao

[arctic talon]

You wanted to summon a God, you got him.

Ngl I miss lash’s old melee animation so much

Where he kicked

[rose thorn]

i think i can run it?

[jade holly]

Is he still voiced by Andrew Bowen

Lash I mean

[rose thorn]

idk computer sutff

[arctic talon]

Yep

[jade holly]

Good

[arctic talon]

Lash has the same voicelines

Aside from like

A few they removed

[jade holly]

Did they remove or censor f bomb drops

[arctic talon]

Like “Bye bye bitches”

[arctic talon]

They removed holidays

But then they added a new one

So like

[jade holly]

Bruh

Doesn’t Lash have the smoothest pick up line ever with Holiday

[arctic talon]

No

lol

[jade holly]

Damn and here I thought he was cool

[arctic talon]

Lash is like an egotistical asshole

Vaguely sexist

[jade holly]

Isn’t most of that a character he puts on

Like he’s an asshole

But he’s not evil

[arctic talon]

Yes he plays a heel

But it’s not clear how much of an act it is

Or if he’s actually like that

It’s probably a mix of both

[jade holly]

But he’s definitely not one to do really evil stuff

[arctic talon]

No

He’s not evil

He’s just an asshole lol

[jade holly]

Jacob Lash is an asshole

Also isn’t Warden supposed to be getting an update to look more like a vigilante alchemist than a British Bobby

[arctic talon]

Yes

He’s also got a cape

In his actual design

[jade holly]

I knew about the cape but idk what he’s really meant to look like

Do we have any concept art?

[arctic talon]

No concept art

The removed voice line I’m the most sad about

Is FOR THE DJINN

At like 3x the volume of every other voice line

[jade holly]

Reminds me of Aladdin in Smite

His ult has you get sucked into the lamp for a 1v1… that everyone can join

Needless to say, I was the only one alive on my team and I ulted someone.

Worst. 5v1. Ever.

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209843216227368962/1465412171147116729/1769451869547.jpg?ex=697902ef&is=6977b16f&hm=45b8b7a816e9988eb9016516ea6fee2c9594e534f82f494cb7779efabc8b4081&

[young pecan]

(screams window-shatteringly)

[solid horizon]

real

[nocturne crest]

She just put into another match that didn't have enough players...

[arctic talon]

the queue is broken

lol

as in the games matchmaking is fucked

by current player count its not dead at all

lol

before you say they paid for this

you cannot pay the fucking steam API lol

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-really-harry-potter-gif-15773816

[arctic talon]

what lol

the games matchmaking seems fucked lol

[nocturne crest]

I agree.

[vagrant fox]

I'm surprised it's above 10k for some reason

[arctic talon]

bcs I can't think of any other reason

[nocturne crest]

I'm suprised.

[arctic talon]

people can't find matches

with 68k people online

either that

or they're all sitting AFK

which I highly doubt

because even if a 3/4ths of those people are like

not playing

thats still enough lol

this games prolly cooked tho lol

[nocturne crest]

It's being called Byeguard.

[young pecan]

Oh she's the one from that one gif

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dokibird-orange-hair-vtuber-orange-gif-4369256539305431419

[storm jungle]

vtuber trash.......

[rocky gale]

Dokibird

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[young pecan]

Only vtuber I even loosely loosely loosely follow is Ironmouse

[storm jungle]

All vtubers suck

destroy the goonheads

[rocky gale]

I watch Chibidoki, she's funny

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/manamebin-vtuber-ptsd-shell-shock-shocked-gif-11576362546250916879

[young pecan]

Yeah well have you ever sat in front of a screen laboriously playing video games for hours Dilara

[storm jungle]

this is all of you

[young pecan]

Didn't think so

[storm jungle]

I got a job so alas i cannot

the other is taken up by being a janitor

[young pecan]

Yeah that would be nice 😞

[jade holly]

I like Vedal just cause the evolution of that AI he’s been making is cool to see

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/chibidoki-booba-neuron-activation-holy-moly-gif-5053887856163567944

[jade holly]

Bro makes a better AI than large corporations

[nocturne crest]

Dilara, I curse you into becoming a vtuber.

[young pecan]

The only thing I know of this one is that one mario party clip with the button mashing

[outer wave]

I cant believe you hate my wife, Shiori Novella..... 😔 how dare you.....

[storm jungle]

Never. Id rather be a martyr for the cause.

[fervent geode]

Vtubers? why erebus is a vtuber

[storm jungle]

Im a big hater its known

[rocky gale]

Dilara isn't racist enough to be a 40k Vtuber

[fervent geode]

Erebus is actually all Vtubers, i mean its not like you would know...

[celest dome]

Is there even anything you do not hate ?

[rocky gale]

She's an annoying gremlin, it's great

[storm jungle]

Uhhhh no

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-turkish-car-happy-dance-gif-17367602

[nocturne crest]

A 40K VTUBER.

[fervent geode]

Invade an island now

[young pecan]

You know how weeaboos exist where it's a western person fawning over Japan

Is there a term for that but with people fawning over eldar

[storm jungle]

just add "boo" to the end of it

otherwise no it doesnt exist

[outer wave]

Eldaboo

[nocturne crest]

That or call of duty vtuber.,

[storm jungle]

Question is why do you ask

[outer wave]

Be one of those unironic right wing nazi vtubers who are actually using a voice changer and cant even say slurs without stuttering and lowering their voice

[young pecan]

dilara eldaboo

that's why

[storm jungle]

Nah

i like all factions

tau are like the only im just less versed in lore-wise

thats it

[young pecan]

you just like some more than others

[dusty zephyr]

Why is the guy that commands the leman Russ in the no man’s land called a knight captain

[outer wave]

You keep going off about space marines though

[storm jungle]

its a tank commander rank

[storm jungle]

Yeah because they ar ea commercial blight

[celest dome]

Seen in a couple books

It's not a FS creation

Per se

[storm jungle]

i literally just had a scheme commission done for my chapter today lol