40k-lore-chat

[near wasp]

Dilaras gonna shoot me for procrastinating my required reading tho

[solid horizon]

Next on the list will be a flayed one

Then this

(don't ask whats on the left)

[near wasp]

Is that a chaos necron kitbash

[solid horizon]

...

Yes

[near wasp]

That looks like a bit from the chaos kill team I have

[solid horizon]

I did some cosmetic surgery on my old overlord

[outer wave]

You can also convert the .epub file to a pdf if thats easier

[jade holly]

Ooooooohhhhhhh shit is the chaos aligned battle force boxes for preorder this week?

Or next week?

[surreal nest]

@spring cairn https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1465066585008898303/Deadlock_-_2026-01-25_11-31-52_AM.mp4?ex=6977c115&is=69766f95&hm=6da5c9c70521e57a3c2d3703a3529b178595ab0424fe01b945be7de70c6b0e54&

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/abrams-deadlock-shirt-rip-gif-3345357112222755577

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-punch-cat-punch-gif-3748445713614928275

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/T5k9uWWeoFU?si=x1rqLvFFPO9qkqL0

"And our cocktail waitresses can carry 8 drinks and 5 divorces at the same time."

[near wasp]

I just found out the starwars sequals are no longer canon

[celest dome]

👀

[near wasp]

Kathleen Kennedy left Lucas films

https://tenor.com/view/crab-rave-dancing-dancing-crab-gif-16543314

The moment she did an faloni took over they said yeah nah that's not canon anymore

[opaque coyote]

Wait fr

[shadow plover]

Her leaving doesn't mean they're not canon

[storm jungle]

^

i hate the sequels as much as the next person but they arent going anywhere

[vagrant fox]

Filoni can finally take bigger turds on star war

[arctic talon]

Glup shitto and glorbus

Will return

[vagrant fox]

The Glup Shitto show will be backdoor references to anything and everything Filoni

[storm jungle]

man i wish 40k had a Glup Shitto meme format

[rocky gale]

5 more season of Andor

[storm jungle]

because it has about a many stupid fucking characters lmao

[storm jungle]

We can never taste the fruits of eden again

💀

[arctic talon]

John/Jane (insert thing here)

But that’s generic

Johnny space

lol

[vagrant fox]

It just takes one good quintessential 40k name to meme on

[arctic talon]

The issue is 40k names don’t have enough of a weird/consistent format

They’re weird and stupid

But they’re too different

[storm jungle]

Threxos Hellbreed

[vagrant fox]

censorbot will be the death of me

[storm jungle]

Burblespew Halescourg

[storm jungle]

Inquisitor EMIL Darkhammer

[arctic talon]

They retcon’d the name

Of that

💀

[rocky gale]

Jizzwhailers rise up

[arctic talon]

More proof Disney is literally 1984

[storm jungle]

we should also go back to gene-seed being gene-sperm

[arctic talon]

Only men shall receive my seed

[rocky gale]

Oh

So you can say jizzwailer but just just the first bit

[arctic talon]

The first bit is censored

For some obvious reasons

[vagrant fox]

unfair

Bubondubon is a fantastic glup shitto name there just needs to be more like it

[rocky gale]

So the musicians but not the music

[storm jungle]

Dexter Jetster

[arctic talon]

Can’t wait for the mandalorian and grogu to be utter shit

[arctic talon]

Bros got a 90s diner in Star Wars 💀

[vagrant fox]

one star war ttrpg game I played was centered around Dexter Jetsters 50s themed diner as an intel gathering place

[arctic talon]

lol

[vagrant fox]

Too bad the spy in our group was Chiss I hate those guys

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah yesterday when playing Clash in league. There was a team called We Are Gnarlie Dirk

💀

[storm jungle]

Chiss are hot af

[arctic talon]

Blue human with red eyes

[rocky gale]

Bro plays Clash

[arctic talon]

It’s fun smh

[storm jungle]

another mid Sigsen opinion

[rocky gale]

Isn't Clash like a tournament thing?

[arctic talon]

Yeah in client

It’s like, pretty chill tho tbh

[vagrant fox]

I've nothing but hate for gooning for just alternatively coloured humans

twileks suck too

[arctic talon]

Twileks at least got more going on

lol

They got no hair + the head tails

[vagrant fox]

two big ol' rat tails for hair, grody

[rocky gale]

I dunno if I could even put together a team for Clash

[vagrant fox]

Bubondubon kinda works for that muppets mahna mahna song

[rocky gale]

Wait no nevermind I could

[storm jungle]

Absolute peak

[hollow lantern]

Head tails filled with brains too

[crystal forum]

ew

[storm jungle]

be quiet gayling

[opaque coyote]

Dang

[rocky gale]

Just wait for Mandolorian and Grogu to be about using the World Between Worlds to change the timeline and stop the Sequels from happening

https://tenor.com/view/moutai-trust-the-process-ninja-gif-9314499932393373698

[opaque coyote]

Knowing Star Wars.
Glup Shitto show will either be the most boring milquetoast white bread stale thing ever that barely contributes anything like my farts to Earth's Atmosphere.

Or the most peak show ever that singlehandedly revives the fan base like Palpatine somehow coming back from the dead.

[lament shoal]

So uh, they added a new loading screen tip...

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[arctic talon]

Mou Tai tastes like shit

[vagrant fox]

90% chance of the first one

[opaque coyote]

Not enough scenes of SM shooting basically fucking nothing

[outer wave]

Thought it was gonna play something like Linken Park or 3 Days Grace and instead I get hit with the funni Charlie Kirk song, god dammit

[storm jungle]

shut up nerd

[storm jungle]

WE FIGHT FOR THE ISLAAAAAAND

[opaque coyote]

It starts with you

One day

[celest cedar]

or the Sabaton song

[opaque coyote]

I don't know why

[opaque coyote]

Whatever you say nerd

[outer wave]

It feels like it doesnt matter how hard you cry

Keep that in mind as it was something SO UNREAL

[lament shoal]

Governor Vistenza and her servants be like:

[storm jungle]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I wish there were cringy AMVs of other races.

Problem is there's a lack of footage

Equality in cringe needed

[storm jungle]

no because Imperium ones are the most oversaturated and the one in need of mocking

👎

[opaque coyote]

I'm pretty sure the only ones that you can actually make is like

Necrons?

I don't think there's enough cool looking eldar footage to make them

Actually kinda sad ngl

[vagrant fox]

goes hard with sm2 inferno

[lament shoal]

I feel like a big reason why there's only those types of videos for the imperium is because its the human faction so people immediately assume they must be the good guys

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

Aware, just realizing that even if I wanted to. At best it would be a slide show of like T'au Mecha art

[storm jungle]

they are also really widespread in other IPs as well

[storm jungle]

No.

[celest cedar]

why does WE ARE JEFFREY EPSTEIN goes stupid hard for no reason bruh 😭

[storm jungle]

DUDE I KNOW

I HATE HOW EPIC THIS SONG IS

🥀

[celest cedar]

fuck my chudlife the song is on youtube 🥀

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/rg6BfdGQOFs?si=P-fhGJQLvtit4Sxy

[celest cedar]

A husband, a jew

[opaque coyote]

WE ARE ||teatime|| WE CARRRY THE FLAME

WE'LL FIGHT FOR THE ||thisisjustrandomstuffi'mtypimgforthecensoringbecsuseitisfunng||

I don't know whether this is ai generated

Or if he actually just fucking covered it

[celest cedar]

its 100% AI

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

So is the other one

[vagrant fox]

The pronounciation changing from stein to anglo steen yeah

It's also pretty funny that so many Imperium AMVs use MGMTs Little Dark Age

[storm jungle]

it was during the time where that meme was exploding

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/The_Noise_13/status/2015500392914682177

The Noise, Wokehammer CEO (@The_Noise_13)

Why is he shooting Space King fans?

Quoting Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes)
︀
good morning

**💬 8 🔁 38 ❤️ 779 👁️ 10.7K **

FxTwitter · Jan 25, 2026, 7:01 PM

[vagrant fox]

yeah but considering

The band has explained that Little Dark Age is both an expression of surprise and dismay to the current political and social climate—particularly the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States

[solid horizon]

Tiny daemon engine completed

Iron within !

[jade holly]

Ngl, I want Pariahs to make a comeback in Necron lore

Or some form of human betraying the Imperium in exchange for a Cryptek body and biotransference

[hollow lantern]

I should reslly play mafia 3

[solid horizon]

James Workshop retcons cool stuff and never gives it back

[celest cedar]

pretty unfortunate that its now a song co-opted and associated with fascist whenever I hear it 🥀

[celest cedar]

Lincoln based as hell

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[jade holly]

Can Pariahs even work in modern lore?

Or would they need to be completely overhauled

[near wasp]

Complete overhaul

They could just be necrons with black stone resonators (my source is I made it up)

[arctic talon]

Cannot work with current lore unless they completely rewrite them

[solid horizon]

Idk, I feel like GW is going for a more insectoid vibe for necrons now instead of old ancient egypt necrons

[arctic talon]

Bcs necrodermis doesn’t work that way now

[arctic talon]

Did you miss the new overlord lol

That guy is aggressively Egyptian

[solid horizon]

theres a chance

I'm not up to date with all of the new stuff

[near wasp]

Insects are huge in Egypt culture anyways so it still fits

[arctic talon]

The crypteks and destroyers look weird

Because they are weird

Tbh

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-25234768

reminds me of this guy

[outer wave]

INB4 a grey name comes in here and says "Wheres my 40k lore? Why are we talking about politics?"

[solid horizon]

I remember seeing a secondhand heavy destroyer

and the guy who owned it glued legs in the hover holes

[arctic talon]

Oh my god lol

[solid horizon]

foreshadowing

[near wasp]

That's nightmares

[arctic talon]

Bro saw the skorpekhs coming

lol

[solid horizon]

but like

spyder legs

most secondhand necrons are cursed ngl

[young pecan]

I looked in zealot chat and saw Charlie Kirk, I looked in here and saw Jeffery Epstein

I'm home

[solid horizon]

it's either horribly cursed customs or necrons painted in pink

[arctic talon]

Pink crons are cool

Smh

[solid horizon]

yes

[jade holly]

Destroyers are basically if humans went overboard with cybernetic modifications

[solid horizon]

emperor children androids

[jade holly]

and also had an intense hatred for all organic life

To the atomic level

[arctic talon]

Legalize cyber psychosis

[storm jungle]

Nah

its war of the worlds

[solid horizon]

yeah that too

[storm jungle]

also necrons always had insectoid themes?

so like lol

[solid horizon]

yeah but now more than ever before

[storm jungle]

I mean not really

[jade holly]

Do we have any stories of a Necron overlord slowly succumbing to the Destroyer virus and treat it like a Psychological Horror?

[storm jungle]

Yes. A few.

[solid horizon]

I want a flayed one overlord

[jade holly]

I know about TDK at the least

[storm jungle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/k5vnn0/excerptdevourer_a_high_cryptek_succumbs_to_the/

[solid horizon]

flayed one destroyers

flayed one monolith

FLAYED ONE SWARMS !!!

[arctic talon]

Maybe next edition lol

[jade holly]

That quite literally doesn’t work tmk. I mean a destroyer can become a flayed one but a flayed one can’t become a destroyer

[arctic talon]

You can kitbash this one tbf

lol

[solid horizon]

ik im just joking

[arctic talon]

Nah it would be cool tho

Lol

[solid horizon]

I love flayed ones despite them sucking hard

[arctic talon]

Would be a pain doing green stuff flesh and meat

lol

[jade holly]

Actually Imotekh did that already

Blood swarm scarabs, they attract Flayed Ones

[solid horizon]

scarab swarms are op in tabletop ngl

they have fly so you can ignore any building

4 wounds

4 attacks

[jade holly]

Canopteks are the heavily insectoid themed units in Necrons from what I remember

[solid horizon]

fatal wounds or i dont remember what

[near wasp]

Entire army of swarms

[solid horizon]

too bad the cap is at 9 scarab swarms

[jade holly]

I want a overlord whose lower half is a Canoptek Spyder

[solid horizon]

I accidentally once killed a space marines hq member with a swarm

[near wasp]

So nine swarms, what's the cap for the big scarabs

[arctic talon]

They got dev wounds which is funny

[jade holly]

You mean Canoptek Spyders?

[arctic talon]

3 spyders

[solid horizon]

wraiths ?

[arctic talon]

Nah the spyders

[solid horizon]

everything's scarab now

I think it's 3 spyders

like in dawn of war

[jade holly]

Canoptek Macrocytes and Tomb Crawlers are weird to me

[arctic talon]

Wait nvm 6 spyders

[near wasp]

I need an entire army of bugs now

[arctic talon]

You can have 6

Bcs 2 per squad

2x3

3x3 scarabs

[solid horizon]

spyders are op support models

[arctic talon]

Then you can bring the other canoptek nerds

[jade holly]

They also help vehicles don’t they?

[solid horizon]

I CAST

FEEL NO PAIN !!!

they can help either infantry or vehicles

they can revive swarms

[celest cedar]

its an apolitical setting dont you know

[jade holly]

Shatterstar Arsenal is sounding more and more fun to try ngl

[storm jungle]

We had a guy do that awhile ago with a roman pfp 💀

[solid horizon]

Imagine

an army

[celest cedar]

LMAO

[solid horizon]

made of 12 wraiths

9 scarab swarms

6 spyders

3 doomsday arks

[young pecan]

You could have just said "a pfp" and we would have known

[arctic talon]

Not the doom stalker

Die

[solid horizon]

bye bye reaver titan

[young pecan]

Wait nm the Grey Knight pfps exist too

[storm jungle]

[young pecan]

And sometimes the Krieglings

[storm jungle]

always them alas

[young pecan]

The Usual Suspects

[solid horizon]

I have an apocalypse game next month

one of my opponents is literally a krieg/marines player

and his leader is friggin napoleon on a horse

[young pecan]

Periodically roll a d20 to see if he randomly has a stroke and dies so he can roll something else up

[solid horizon]

my doomsday ark or deep strike 100 necron warrior unit should do fine

a good 75 of them have flayers

so that's about roughly 250 dices to roll for each attack step

there is nothing you can do napoleon

[near wasp]

Jfc

[undone elm]

"Ol' on, ol' on, I get another roll, ehehe"

[opaque coyote]

WE ARE MAL CA DOR!!!

WE CARRRY THE FLAME

[opaque coyote]

"YOU HAVE BEEN FIRING FOR FUCKING HOURS!!!"

I think the funniest part is the actual bucket of dice the Ork has

And you know that the results 90% of the time are a fucking miss

Like the Orks themselves, it is the joy of the sound that keeps them going

Not anything productive

[outer wave]

Question about ogres/ogors:
1.) Do they have any dedicated black smiths within their tribes, or is it a free for all of whoever can make their shit? Or in some cases, just pilfer it from the closest settlements?

2.) In AoS, have we gotten any named Ogors yet?

[storm jungle]

For 1) the answer is Yes™

Ogre tribes are pretty diverse but they both steal + got blacksmiths

[rocky gale]

On the Shoulders of Giants has an Ogor called Slobda

[outer wave]

Oh nice to hear they got named ogors

Do they got any named characters on the tabletop or mentioned in their rules tomes or whatever AoS calls them

[outer wave]

Isnt Slobda also a female ogor or was that just a rumour?

[young pecan]

I didn't know female ogors existed

Is that only in AoS or was that in Old World too

[opaque coyote]

It's time to piss off Dilara by talking about Fallout again.

For some reason this part of the T-60 pistol makes me not like the design

[outer wave]

Its in both

Female ogres are a thing in both settings

[young pecan]

😮‍💨

[opaque coyote]

It looks stupid

That's all

Continue onward with AoS

[outer wave]

They're just seldom talked about due to mini sales, most likely

[young pecan]

Made me even more worried for WHF's writing than I already was

[outer wave]

You can have sex with ogors in AoS and have half ogors as progeny

Dont ask me how that all works

[opaque coyote]

Same logic for a lot of abhumans tbh.

Like there's no female options for Ogryns.

[young pecan]

Isn't the chance of being eaten higher than being eaten if ykwIm

[opaque coyote]

Despite how cool that would be

[hollow lantern]

Silverhand pistol but infinitely worse

[young pecan]

Also DAMN how do you give birth to such a fat ass baby

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically

[opaque coyote]

Basically scream like you are turning super saiyan

[outer wave]

Im sure they're smaller than ogor babies

Just

Bigger than human babies

I dunno how that woman's shooting it outta her

[opaque coyote]

Every mom that decided to fuck an Ogor for some reason is basically doing the SSJ3 transformation scream

[outer wave]

They could also just be larger women as well tbf

[opaque coyote]

True

I mean it doesn't have to be a ogor man and human woman

Could be the opposite

[outer wave]

No of course

[opaque coyote]

In which case things probably go normal

[outer wave]

I imagine for female ogors, shooting out a half ogor would be like nothing

[opaque coyote]

Babies could also just be the same size

[young pecan]

Also you say this like there's a lore example

[opaque coyote]

It's just that half ogors and ogors have a growth spurt

Either way we should stop talking about Ogor babies

[storm jungle]

How tf do you think they multiplied

💀

osmosis?

[opaque coyote]

This is actually worse than my fallout convo

[near wasp]

What the actual fuck did I just read

https://tenor.com/view/bleach-simpson-homer-gif-12946893

[storm jungle]

i think Laati should be like

pulled apart by horses

[outer wave]

Behold, ogor sex!!

[opaque coyote]

No u

[storm jungle]

No

[opaque coyote]

Also it ain't me this time anyways

[young pecan]

Consider Old World's writing and the fact that I have seen Goblin Slayer and then guess how I figured it went

[storm jungle]

....

bruh

lol

[outer wave]

Tbf, that probably does happen as well

[opaque coyote]

Let's stop

[storm jungle]

It does but ogres have no want for sex

[opaque coyote]

Like

Now

[storm jungle]

they wanna eat

well

unless its their own species fat chicks

[opaque coyote]

...

[storm jungle]

which i can respect tbh

[storm jungle]

no

[opaque coyote]

It would be so easy

[outer wave]

So wait, are they like pandas in that regard?

[young pecan]

#40k-lore-chat message

[storm jungle]

Its more that we never see them have sexual wants unless its to just multiply

their biggest want is FOOOOOOOOOOOD

[opaque coyote]

I mean Pandas have problems in captivity but they're fine in the wild.

[near wasp]

Pregnant females get more food

[young pecan]

Sex makes you hungrier. why tf would they want that

[near wasp]

Easy

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Food

[storm jungle]

LOL

[outer wave]

Legit, I recall reading that!

[storm jungle]

Tbh considering female ogres are built like lunch ladies uhhh im sure its a rough time for everyone

😭

Literally just "Hey babe wanna fuck"

gets his jaw broken

[opaque coyote]

I mean the males are a similar size anyways so it gets balanced out.

I have no idea how a cross species relationship would work though

[outer wave]

They gotta impress her with gutbusting

[opaque coyote]

Death by snusnu basically

Crushed pelvises

[outer wave]

Im sure it also happens alot with Sigmar-sanctioned Ogors

You know

The ones that get over their hunger and skinny out

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

I regret being able to read

[young pecan]

As it should be

[opaque coyote]

Just become the average Warhammer fan

Don't read

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah ogres just fuck normally

so nothing much to it tbh

[opaque coyote]

Just get all of your information from YouTube shorts

[outer wave]

I imagine they're just as lustful as they are greedy and gluttinous

Its just not talked about all that often

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[opaque coyote]

I just imagine they're normal.

[young pecan]

Nah, lustful brute monsters are too common

[opaque coyote]

On that portion anyways

[opaque coyote]

Beastmen moment

[storm jungle]

reminder that literally any army in WHF can hire them with food so uh i doubt they are too morally complex

[young pecan]

I think they should just not gaf more than the average creature

[outer wave]

Not in the sense that they wanna fuck ANYTHING, but they probably like to throw their weight around, have a bunch of women under their arms, etc etc

Maybe eat a few of their kids

[storm jungle]

Yeah feasting/partying is a huge part of their culture

women ogres probably take equal part in it

[outer wave]

Mhmmm

[young pecan]

One ogre unit pulling real weight through Kislev's fucking horrible 15+ turn start

[opaque coyote]

Ogors having an idiot savant moment.

Ask them to do 2 + 2 and their brains will spark.

Ask them to calculate the food storage and they'll do it fast. Although there will likely be a lot missing

[young pecan]

They lasted a good long while but they were ugly and stopped being useful so I eventually let them die in an auto resolve

[outer wave]

How could you do that to your bulls

They were just Bulls, man....

[storm jungle]

Cabron

I need to see your boss

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-gif-27519581

[outer wave]

No no NO NO NOPLEA--

[opaque coyote]

Live @outer wave footage

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[outer wave]

Anyway, I like to imagine Ogre/Ogor blacksmiths being some of the smarter ogres around, but use the idea of Occam's Razor excessively to everything they do

So everything is as simplified as possible for ease of usage and for themselves

[vagrant fox]

Star War greeblie in Fallout
It simply doesn't belong

[opaque coyote]

I feel like they should've just used a Deagle

Since that's literally what the pistol is

A desert eagle with shit on it

[paper haven]

That's pretty smart in general. There are plenty of humans who should do that but don't.

[opaque coyote]

An idiot admires complexity

A genius admires simplicity.

They are smart enough to know their limitations and create work arounds.

[outer wave]

Yeah

I dunno how to explain it right now that I think about it, but a "genius" member of an ogre tribe basically overly simplifying things and dumbing it down to the nitty gritties sounds funny and something ogres would do

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648179640506122250/1464812488435699733/h7d14fwmv4fg1.jpg?ex=69777d30&is=69762bb0&hm=4f0adc49e325a2c0161c462289cfcd5df93a032b3a73d3a10734a3b8ed93c217&

I'm really goofin with the bottom left one

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love how it looks artistically

But also

I cannot unsee this

My mind is a prison

[opaque coyote]

I feel like really good Ogre weapons

Would look simple

Like it'd look like a coarse iron sword

But it's meticulously crafted and extremely sharp

What time is used for ornate decorations is instead used to polish and make the weapon long lasting and deadly

It's edge will never decay. For it is meant to be handled with harsh Ogre hands

[outer wave]

Or its meant to get duller since ogre hands typically wont be sharpening this thing constantly

[opaque coyote]

True and also the force

[opaque coyote]

I feel like it'd look similar to something like this

https://youtu.be/12GP6ktNIk0?si=kl1Y2tYBFLY0nSdf

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/195404877688602624/1465130245496508528/image0.jpg?ex=6977fc5f&is=6976aadf&hm=5e02ec6dca08c593e28dcd51ade57ba402c9e086f2367f48dedc22e2b626ff00&

[opaque coyote]

It is worth noting that live bone is significantly softer than the bones in dead animal meat and such

[outer wave]

Yeah so chopping through wouldnt be hard, especially for an ogre wielding something similar

[opaque coyote]

Also unfun fact. The worst part is when the Macuahuitl breaks

Basically due to it being made out of obsidian. Which contrary to every MC player's belief, is incredibly brittle

It can break

But it's also much sharper than steel

So if a Macuahuitl breaks mid slice?

Congratulations, not only do you have what's likely a deep cut and you're bleeding out

But also a bunch of obsidian shards stuck in your body

Hope the 1600s era surgeon can surgically remove the glass pieces inside your body now

Spanish Conquistadors basically wrote how deadly they were. With one account noting how an Aztec Warrior basically completely decapitated their Captain's horse

With only a bit of sinew and skin holding on

[young pecan]

a deep "cut": #40k-lore-chat message

Man I wish horses weren't injured during those times, they didn't have personal beef with any humans 😞

[opaque coyote]

Of course, some of conquistadors wore full plate armor which nullified them. Glass against metal armor generally doesn't go well.

But not every soldier had full plate armor

[young pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/metroman-megamind-metro-man-gif-4270232700510617971

[opaque coyote]

Especially due to the hot and humid climate of mexico

Most only wore partial at best

[young pecan]

"what's that maca ha whatchamacallit you just broke on me"

[opaque coyote]

This makes it so that limbs were only protected by cotton and chainmail.

And some body parts

[vagrant fox]

Horses are evil and crave committing violence against humans

[opaque coyote]

So of course, a lot of conquistadors still died

And of course, even having full plate armor on doesn't mean you're invincible

It's a testament to human ingenuity to work with the plentiful materials around them

Of course the Spanish were technologically superior in nearly every way. But it still speaks a lot that they still had to muster up several other tribes to invade the Aztec capital.

Because, to put it lightly

The Aztecs weren't well liked by their neighbors for many reasons

I should note that in Mezoamerica, they actually did have access to metal

In fact the Aztecs also commonly used Bronze

Steel however was very new to them

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[opaque coyote]

And to be fair, Steel was literally found out by accident back in the iron age

[near wasp]

Yeah they used bones during the melting process and it turned the iron into steel

[opaque coyote]

Why won't you let me yap about ancient mezoamerica

[opaque coyote]

I wonder how the fuck that happened

"Bob? Did you use my crucible to cook again?"

"I WAS HUNGRY!"

"YOU COULD HAVE JUST USED THE CAMP FIRE-"

[near wasp]

Probably using the bones as part of some spiritual process

"give my weapon the power of the slain foe"

[opaque coyote]

Honestly thinking of how cool that would've been for a bit

[near wasp]

Yeah honestly it's very cool

[opaque coyote]

"My Son, I shall teach you a family secret. Add the bones of the vanquished, let their souls temper the iron. When the fire screams and when it burns red hot. Silence them with the hammer."

[storm jungle]

Too much yapping

[opaque coyote]

"Do it again, and again, and again. Until their spirits serve you."

[near wasp]

Sing to the metal as well

[opaque coyote]

It's a lore chat. Yapping is literally the point of this channel

[storm jungle]

Still too much yapping bitch

🔇

[near wasp]

Aka keep a beat when you hammer also helps

[storm jungle]

Banned.

[near wasp]

Shhh dilara

We're being forge nerds

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smh-nope-no-cute-gif-4883226

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-exploding-so-silly-gif-15918586977293620068

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I always wondered why fantasy had the trope of like

Metal infused with souls

[storm jungle]

Nuked

[rocky gale]

Dilara's got the Neuralink chip in her brain, every time we send a message it dings that's why she's so agro over yapping.

[jade holly]

Looks at Fnaf

https://tenor.com/view/springtrap-sturdy-gif-5598742388546306018

[near wasp]

Its probably the beginning of the whole making a blade form the blood of your enemy

[languid meadow]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/FI2Jffl958

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/RbQHS6bIl8

been just

laughing at this

it's funny but also so sad

[opaque coyote]

ICE agents after I raise my hands up in surrender and try to comply with my arrest

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

(I had a box cutter in my pocket)

[daring creek]

this but I was just a passerby

and my skin is just a bit too dark

[opaque coyote]

HE'S GOT A DEADLY WEAPON!

[daring creek]

melanin is deadly

[opaque coyote]

The saddest part is that the SMs here literally show more restraint against a psyker possessed by fucking Chaos than ICE against a random dude

They even shot less bullets and made sure he was being possessed before doing that.

When the fictional war criminal super soldiers have more restraint.

[jade holly]

Who would be a good Belisarius Cawl in live action?

Fuck imagining him in live action is a headache

[urban spire]

his last words were "are you okay" to the woman he was trying to help

[opaque coyote]

Idk but I always imagined him with multiple voices

[jade holly]

Like multiple masculine and feminine voices or something else?

[opaque coyote]

This

He has multiple personalities after all

And although it's never at once

[jade holly]

Really?

[opaque coyote]

Shut up it's cool

[jade holly]

Man I know nothing about Cawl lmao

[rocky gale]

Yea he keeps downloading more brains that he finds useful into himself

[jade holly]

I still wanna know what sort of accents Necrons should actually have in shows

I keep imagining middle eastern and Arabic accents for them

[urban spire]

why

[rocky gale]

and then when he gets too full he deletes the less useful memories

[jade holly]

The Egyptian imagery is the main culprit for why honestly

The Russian accents they have in Warptide just don’t do it for me

[urban spire]

fair

[opaque coyote]

"Cawl's humanity has long since been stripped away. He maintains different "files" of personalities, which he accesses depending on the situation. By the end of the Indomitus Crusade, Cawl had artificially replicated his own sentience to the point where he could no longer said to be a single individual."

[jade holly]

Plus when you have a guy named “Imotekh the Stormlord, Phaeron of the Sautekh Dynasty” I don’t exactly think he’d have a British or American accent

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the only one that I think would have a British accent is

Trazyn

Idk why but it reminds me of like

A museum curator

[rocky gale]

Pretty sure he does in the Hammer and Bolter episode

[jade holly]

He’s literally the British Museum personified lmao

ofc he’d be British

[opaque coyote]

Like he is the extreme equivalent of some British explorer with his own private museum

[jade holly]

I could totally see him be voiced by J Michael Tatum lmao

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and also in Battlefleet Gothic 2

[jade holly]

What accent would Orikan have?

I honestly see him with a Greek accent

Is that weird?

[celest cedar]

ICE recruitment process is also just anyone that shows up atp 💀

theres no vetting process at all

[surreal nest]

bro the USA is fucked we dropped out of WHO and the flu this year is fucking bad

i have it rn and its like super covid unironically

[tough haven]

Its almost like these things we've done for years and years were done for a reason

[surreal nest]

America leaving WHO and citing it as "they didnt handle the pandemic right" is fucking golden

[young pecan]

I can't imagine that WHO handled it as well as they should have
But definitely not as bad as America did

[surreal nest]

without a doubt everybody could have done better, but nobody could have done as bad as america

[opaque coyote]

And Trump is the main reason it got fucked

So

[surreal nest]

one million fucking people died to covid in america

and we arent even the biggest country on the deathtoll leaderboards so nobody can say "its because america is big"

[young pecan]

United "pull your mask under your nose" States "masks are a scam" of "vaccines and viruses are fake anyway" America

[surreal nest]

nothing scares me more than a nurse who is anti mask anti vaccine

[sacred ginkgo]

Inject yourself with bleach

[surreal nest]

like how are u alive

[sacred ginkgo]

It'll be fun

[opaque coyote]

Fauci wasn't perfect but he definitely was trying his best against a fucking dumbass

And got death threats from Trump btw

And his supporters

[sacred ginkgo]

You should just get fired for that

[opaque coyote]

Also I just watched a video in Minnesota.

There was a sit in and uh

[sacred ginkgo]

Don't have your vaccinations?
Get them updated within 2 weeks or just lose the job

[opaque coyote]

Literally a form of peaceful protest btw.

[sacred ginkgo]

You work in a hospital

Lock the fuck in

[young pecan]

My job unironically does that

Pretty sure some hospitals do thankfully

[opaque coyote]

Nah nah trust measles don't exist

And now we exited out of WHO

[surreal nest]

if anybody here gets this new flu i recommend honorable death by blade

i didnt even know my body could do these things

i have Oregon trail symptoms man

[opaque coyote]

Luckily WHO is offering separate state memberships and California was the first to join

[surreal nest]

i loved that for me

[opaque coyote]

Yippee for California

I've never felt more pride for my state not being fucking stupid

[surreal nest]

Newson keeps like flipping between progressive and fascist its super weird the dude has to take his medications i think

[opaque coyote]

Newsom is just "whichever gets me the most votes and money"

He threw LGBTQ+ people under the bus

[surreal nest]

truer words have never been spoken before

[young pecan]

I was going to say I think it's funny that he got angry at ICE like

[opaque coyote]

But he would still be... marginally better than what we have right bow

[surreal nest]

grifting state leader is crazy

[young pecan]

"These are my people, I get to torture them, NOT you"

[sacred ginkgo]

Dr Doom type shit

[opaque coyote]

He isn't that awful tbf

Although he is awful

[surreal nest]

he is pretty bad but there are way, way, way worse for sure

current state of politics

[opaque coyote]

But like my standards are somewhere inbetween the mantle and the core of the Earth

That doesn't mean I DON'T want better and if there's a better candidate

Definitely will support

[young pecan]

America would be so cool if like 300 or so key people died overnight

Secret Service chop chop homeboy

[surreal nest]

i've heard mamdani is legitimately pretty swell and is making great progress in new york

[opaque coyote]

Also ICE got 1 billion in funding and yet we can't get global healthcare

FUCK YOU

[opaque coyote]

Mamdani is doing good so far

[young pecan]

New Mamdanistan*

[surreal nest]

oh god its dilara everybody scram

[opaque coyote]

I just saw a guy in a fucking banana costume get dragged by ICE

Along with a guy in that frog costume casually sitting down

THE FUN POLICE IS HERE

RUN

RUUUU

[young pecan]

It makes me sad seeing the people hopping on the frog costume bandwagon without actually protesting

Like having dance-offs as a "protest"

[surreal nest]

did you see that one interview with a lady who was like "im out here witnessing the depravity of these protestors" and she was on a rooftop and there was just a guy in a costume drinking coffee and dancing

[opaque coyote]

Yeah that was Noem

As well

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/mTmvd8HZJKw

WE ARE YOUR MEN OH ZOHRAN 🗣️

[surreal nest]

im kinda in the same boat but I think its important at a time like this we establish and prioritize community and that is a great community activity

Its no hands barred rn

[celest cedar]

saw the ICE fucker pulled out his gun

[surreal nest]

idk why more rightoids arent freaking out about the fact that a legal gun owning citizen was executed

[hollow lantern]

Because the person who died isn't someone they care about

If Dylan Roof got murdered they'd have been up in arms

[opaque coyote]

Because clearly he should've known better. Obviously he shouldn't have carried a gun to a protest!

Actual excuses btw

[celest cedar]

Ive been following, rightoids are fucked in the head that they care more about justifying murder 💀

[surreal nest]

how is homeland security white washing this execution this time? This one isn't even like....flippable like the mom in her car. Not saying that she hit him, but it at least...offered a chance to lie??

[outer wave]

Its wild during all of this, I havent heard much from the "Dont tread on me" guys

[surreal nest]

dude was face down on the curb and shot

[young pecan]

I just love digging my own legal grave in lore chat huh

[surreal nest]

kyle rittenhouse

[celest cedar]

boy I sure hope no weird grey names come into chat and say uhm no politics

[outer wave]

"Erm, mods? Ban the entire chat. They're talking about politics."

[young pecan]

"Guys this is not the place for it..." dilara, shoot him ten times in the face

[surreal nest]

we haven't had a stray dumbass 40k fan limp their way into this chat in awhile

whats the point anymore

[arctic talon]

pretty great unelss you're a billionaire

but fuck billionaries lol

[opaque coyote]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[arctic talon]

Like

you are litearlly benefiting under Mandami

[surreal nest]

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED SO MUCH MONEY I NEED SO MUCH MONEY

[arctic talon]

unless you are in the top 0.00000001%

Actually

[celest cedar]

its bad for their side 💀

[arctic talon]

how much % of the population is billionaire

[young pecan]

Oh no, I can only be obscenely, ridiculously wealthy instead of obscenely, ridiculously, horrifically wealthy

Whatever shall I do

[opaque coyote]

Most right wing news channels never showed video btw

Just the government response

[surreal nest]

How do billionaires even exist bro I am happy economically surviving and playing deadlock butt ass naked i dont need millions to do that

[opaque coyote]

They're outright lying

[heady rivet]

Even the most straight up reactionary (self described, anarcho-primitivist Catholic monarch) dude I know thinks this shooting was bad

[arctic talon]

US has 902 billionaires

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/his-greed-sickens-me-greed-greedy-cat-treat-gif-11955749583542488221

This but unironically

[surreal nest]

thats like 902 billion dollars we could have for better schools

[arctic talon]

Tbh its easier to comprehend how some random fucking dentist can become a millionaire

[arctic talon]

most of them are multi billionaries

btw

[celest cedar]

we straight up scares em off the server

[hollow lantern]

Wealth tends to aggregate more wealth

[arctic talon]

Then someone becoming a billionaire

lol

[celest cedar]

and they regularly expose themselves as weirdoes anyway 💀

[surreal nest]

can at least the right people get rich i swear

[arctic talon]

no

you need to be morally bankrupt to become a billionaire

lol

like objectively

[heady rivet]

Wait not even gonna defend billionaires but do you think a billionaire just has that money in the bank as USD or

[opaque coyote]

Tbf becoming a billionaire requires you to literally NOT be normal.

All of the "right" people. Don't want to become a billionaire

[hollow lantern]

Yeah

[sacred ginkgo]

The right people don't want to be rich

[surreal nest]

Bro discovered a joke

[young pecan]

monkeys paw finger curls, only Right people will be wealthy forever

[opaque coyote]

I'm gonna be honest with you here. Being a billionaire sounds like it fucking sucks.

Even with the huge amounts of capital wealth.

[celest cedar]

yea like best financial advice I heard was you dont need to be some billionaire to be happy. Just invest the money into whatever that makes you truly happy and all that. You dont need to run shit pyramid schemes or just str8 up exploit people working for you (Rich dad poor dad wink wink)

[surreal nest]

if i was rich i would buy a ton of lightgun arcade games and fund an anti ice militia and become a woke warlord

[heady rivet]

Actually pulling the "I was merely pretending to be stupid" in the big 26...

[celest cedar]

also Robert Kiyosaki is like a billion dollars in debt 💀

[opaque coyote]

I'm sorry but I don't wanna think about whether the girl I dated is just in it for the money.

Or to meet with the other billionaires. Who all suck.

[storm jungle]

Oh hey its that advice that one white british guy in Youtube Shorts gives

[opaque coyote]

And are weird

And did I mention they FUCKING SUCK?

[surreal nest]

if you cant fathom that this was a joke because he said 902 billionares you need to engage in more social interactions offline

[heady rivet]

Just start an AI business and Microsoft will spend 200 billion dollars on iy and then go "Well time to figure out how to use it to make money"

[languid meadow]

ah man what did I miss

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[storm jungle]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Copilot moment

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/혼파망-피자-당황-community-chaos-gif-16635574

[celest cedar]

best I can think off is that guy

that goes

I bought a property in Egypt

[heady rivet]

Well pretending to be stupud only works as a joke when it doesnt sound like the kind of stupid things you really do say and believe so sorry

[opaque coyote]

Like being a billionaire inheritely requires you to never be satisfied with anything you do

Which sounds like that would suck ass

You will never feel any happiness

[heady rivet]

BILLIONS must use copilot. Rename and rebrand everything

[surreal nest]

perpetual growth! Yippe!

[heady rivet]

No more Xbox. Buy the Copilot

[celest cedar]

lemme get wealthy enough that I can live in some rich neigborhood in the hills and spend my days just being chronically online

[opaque coyote]

Even if there are billionaires that aren't awful people.

We don't hear about them because they're too busy actually enjoying their fucking life

[heady rivet]

Will you use Copilot?

Yes
Ask again in 30 seconds

[opaque coyote]

Xbox is fucked

[heady rivet]

Surely you mean the Copilot game station, which can only run windows copilot

[opaque coyote]

Only good decision they have ever made is to let their exclusives also be playable on the PC

[heady rivet]

This KILLS the Xbox

[young pecan]

I wonder what delightful things happened to you to make you the way that you are

[opaque coyote]

Nah, problem is that there's barely any good exclusives

Like the best is like

Halo Infinite?

Which I will still say that the campaign is a banger. But 343 fucked up the multiplayer part so bad that a majority have been driven away

[surreal nest]

i genuinely dont understand how bro saw me say 902 billionaires have 902 billion dollars and thought it was a political statement on the economy and not a dumb joke

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE MICRO TRANSACTIONS

[young pecan]

Try not being dumb next time.. heh...

[heady rivet]

Because you are not funny and arent that smart I hope this helps

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

lmao

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[celest cedar]

oy

what did I miss

[heady rivet]

Once saw me say "simp" and called me a chud or whatever

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mad-skeleton-gif-10886506202898815019

[celest cedar]

I got off the keyboard for abit 💀

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ogata-hyakunosuke-usami-golden-kamuy-ogata-tokishige-usami-gif-1523207651114223634

[storm jungle]

I love how every time an argument with Pusher happens its literally because he has to do a complete 180 personality shift and just nitpick some casual ass comment someone made and make an entire molehill out of it.

like

this is the 6th time this month

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-goty-the-game-awards-the-game-awards-2025-diablo-gif-1352433554911783208

[storm jungle]

Real.

[storm jungle]

Anyway stop being Ben Shapiro

[opaque coyote]

Ben "My wife has literally never been wet around me" Shapiro

[storm jungle]

warhammer

[surreal nest]

literally such an iconic statement

[opaque coyote]

Fair.

[celest cedar]

Ben I defend the people that wants me dead Shabibo

[opaque coyote]

[jade holly]

Anyone planning to get any of the Battleforce boxes?

[celest cedar]

like brotha you are jewish

[surreal nest]

show me the goods

[celest cedar]

why are you defending the white neo nazis

[hollow lantern]

Money

[heady rivet]

Zionism loves nazis

[celest cedar]

like

[opaque coyote]

Fun fact.

Uhh Hitler had a token group called Jews for Hitler

...

Guess what happened to them

[celest cedar]

he could make profit just shitting on neo nazis butnooooo

[surreal nest]

something about leopards

[jade holly]

They’re up for preorder next week

[surreal nest]

these are fire

[celest cedar]

werent they got sent to the camps first afterwards

[opaque coyote]

Dude literally was shocked that he got anti-Semitic comments btw

[surreal nest]

i dont understand why every single thousand sons box has all terminators practically lmfao

did they make too many????

[opaque coyote]

Less leopards.

More...

A whale eating their face

[surreal nest]

can a brother have a rubric marine or two?

[jade holly]

I mean I like how the Scrab Occult Terminators look ngl

but yeah we need more Rubric Marines

Actually no

[surreal nest]

me too but i want RUBRIC

[jade holly]

We need more Tzanagor

[surreal nest]

FACTUAL

thousand sons are lowk fun as hell to paint

once.

[jade holly]

Bro said once

[opaque coyote]

Is it just me or does the Tzeentch side seem kinda low in number

[jade holly]

I blame the Mutilath Vortex Beast or whatever we’re calling it

[opaque coyote]

Probably point cost?

[surreal nest]

its bc its exalted sorcerers and a vortex beast

[opaque coyote]

Ah

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/usami-gif-6029695840659090487

[jade holly]

Half of the WE is just Bloodletters

[surreal nest]

and a lord too i think for tzeentch

an infernal one or whatever

[jade holly]

The EC one is literally that old box that came with Fulgrim but with a generic daemon prince now

[storm jungle]

👎

[heady rivet]

Needs more Tzaangors

[surreal nest]

i love that box

so fun

go forth my naked shit beasts

[jade holly]

I wonder what a Votann style battle force box would look like

Or Tau

[heady rivet]

Would be cool if they had literally any setting prominence first

[celest cedar]

white supremacy has never been more diverse ✨

[opaque coyote]

"I will use strategy and sorcery to gain an upper hand on my foes."

"Go forward naked long horned tongue demons."

[jade holly]

They’re gonna be in Mechanicus 2

Fuck it 3

I saw the future

Mechanicus 3 has Tau

[heady rivet]

Another 12 year wait

[heady rivet]

The diverseness of Whites and other Whites (Jewish)...

But yeah Israel was best friends with South Africa once before

Made nukes together

[celest cedar]

and blacks

mexicans

half blacks

[opaque coyote]

Fuck the gif isn't working

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1455566327828844656/IMG_7231.gif

[celest cedar]

another token has been spent

[surreal nest]

Crazy gif

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956389828939882507/1357499235607646409/RacismMoment.gif

[celest cedar]

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/democrats-successfully-strip-all good news it seems at least

[arctic talon]

okay genuinely

what is with people who aren't white being white supremacists

I can get being racist

because like

thats just a thing

but like

Why are you batting

[opaque coyote]

Honestly my best guess is a degredation kink

[arctic talon]

for the other team

????

[opaque coyote]

But generally I have no clue

[arctic talon]

be racist and proud of your own race smh

or ethnicity

[celest cedar]

I read up its something about the concept of aryan

[outer wave]

I imagine partly its them trying to tweet out for that twitter money, partly insecurity of their own self image

[arctic talon]

if we go by hitlers definition its pretty fucking narrow lol

just saying

[heady rivet]

For some people its their own perceived Whiteness (IE Spanish-descendent Hispanics or Filipinos) that see themselves as Whites

[celest cedar]

since the concept of indo-aryan originated from India or Persian (iirc)

[opaque coyote]

Tbf didn't he classify Japanese people as Honorary Aryans?

[arctic talon]

I see

[heady rivet]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf if he won, he probably would've thrown that away

[celest cedar]

so you got Indian guys seeing this whole oh Hitler was using aryan symbols so he must be friendly to Indians (nope)

[opaque coyote]

Did they forget WW2 in India

Like

[heady rivet]

Hitler loved Islam so that would also be a deal killer for many

[celest cedar]

also Nazism and fascism unfortunately also just becomes some type of fucked up aesthethic of edginess and rebellion somehow

there was a case of an Indonesian mass shooter who when police investigated what made him do it, he spewed all sorts of western white supremacy bullshit lmao

[opaque coyote]

I did fall for that shit when I was like

I didn't go deep though and I pulled myself out

[surreal nest]

Only thing I can think of is that they think they will be seen as "one of the good ones." Literally just swapping to the team you think will win

Just doesnt make sense to me honestly

[heady rivet]

You can directly track an edgy teenagers descent into political madness by if they thought saying the N-word or blasting the Soviet anthem was funny in middle school and that determines if they become a Nazi or a Tankie and who they think needs to be genocided

[celest cedar]

keep in mind this is guy thats on the other side of the planet, somehow getting radicalized to be a white supremacist 😭

[surreal nest]

Its sad its so easy to be radicalized, its all just fear

[opaque coyote]

Tbh, I got radicalized through...
Memes.

[celest cedar]

https://gnet-research.org/2026/01/07/the-jakarta-bombing-youth-digital-radicalisation-and-the-urgent-need-for-adaptive-pcve-responses/

[opaque coyote]

Yeah...

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-warden-alchemical-flask-gif-10946661139367895349

[opaque coyote]

Embarrassing IK but like I said

12

Dumb middle schooler

[surreal nest]

Why didn't warden get a model update im so mad

[arctic talon]

LOL

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to East Asian anti-semitism where they believe all the stuff about Jews but they just think its cool and stuff. There's like self-help books in China like "How to be a Jew in the workplace"

[celest cedar]

this is unfortunately a common way for someone to get radicalized yea

[opaque coyote]

I distinctly remember a funny instance where Nazi Germany essentially told Japan about how Jews ruled the world

And Japan was like

[arctic talon]

its so fucking funny lol

[opaque coyote]

"If they rule the world then why the fuck don't we side with them?"

[surreal nest]

Why we gotta start swinging upon those types of comedians

[arctic talon]

inverted model minority

[surreal nest]

Me when the comedian has to slip in at least one transphobic joke or the set won't complete

[opaque coyote]

"Damn they control the banks?"

"Well then they must be good at it!"

[celest cedar]

another is just self hate towards one's own people

remember the Antioch high school shooter

[opaque coyote]

I distinctly remember him being black

And being a white supremacist

And he genuinely hated himself

I actually felt bad for a bit because how fucked up is that?

[heady rivet]

Oh that too, embarrassment at their own community + self-loathing

[surreal nest]

You google Antioch High School and theres another crazy headline what is going down over there wtf

[opaque coyote]

He's still a POS. School shooter after all.

But God damn is his psychology just

Fucked

[heady rivet]

Like genuinely over half the Indian-Americans I know talk about Indians in India in some highly heinous ways

[opaque coyote]

I know some Indians also ported over their caste system as well.

Humans are uh

Weird

[heady rivet]

Speaking of fucked psychs, I cannot wait for the Columbine records to get unsealed so Sue Klebold can get FUCKED up by the media

[opaque coyote]

The mother of Dylan?

Nah she's already fucked up

No wonder her son became a school shooter

[celest cedar]

the guy afaik was a social outcast, no one liked him and thought he's a weirdo

the online support system that he found was unfortunately the worst possible one he couldve gotten involved with

[heady rivet]

"My poor little meow meow son who I had NO idea what was going on"

With the growing precedent of charging the parents that allowed these things to happen it pains me to know it should have been done against her then. Its insanely obvious she knew

[opaque coyote]

She's also just using her dead school shooter son as a grift

Which is

[celest cedar]

I heard a bit of his manifesto and uuhh....its bad

[opaque coyote]

So many levels of fucked up I can't even describe it

[heady rivet]

Her TED talk is entirely "Feel bad for me because I ignored all the red flags"

I'm no parent but its hard to miss a bomb-making station

[surreal nest]

Every kid that played an online valve game growing up

[opaque coyote]

Bro got the worst decision making and luck ever

[surreal nest]

Wtf even is with Valve games and having the most rancid communities ever

[opaque coyote]

Went with the fucking white supremacist group

[opaque coyote]

Competitive

Games

[surreal nest]

Idk

Garry's mod and l4d2

Have pretty crazy players

[arctic talon]

very little chat moderation, competitive games

[surreal nest]

I think they give their players too much freedom especially with that custom image shit in tf2 and custom sprays

[opaque coyote]

Garry's mod attracts everyone and leaves servers to their own moderation.

L4D2?

Uhh

[surreal nest]

But it is funny as shit to be fair

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I have no idea

[hollow lantern]

Game from a totally different era tbf

[surreal nest]

L4d2 is probably the most racist community ive ever experienced

[opaque coyote]

To be fair, I miss that shit

[surreal nest]

This is fair

[opaque coyote]

Like genuinely

I miss player expression like that

[young pecan]

L4D2 is more like "stoner bum on a couch" type of degenerate though in my experience

[opaque coyote]

Even if it's furry porn 90% of the time

[young pecan]

The kind of dudes who play fortnite these days

[celest cedar]

the freedom of player expression is a double edge sword

[opaque coyote]

But still genuinely, I think that partially why TF2 has stuck around

[celest cedar]

the shit I see on peoples decals on TF2 so far is

• nazi symbol
• gore porn
• porn
• sus young looking hentai

[opaque coyote]

I fucking love that cosmetic that literally has big googly eyes that look dead inside

[surreal nest]

Walking around as Heavy with a conscientious objector that has a picture of SCP 096 and they kill bind upon seeing it

[arctic talon]

I see a lot of shitposts of ten lol

but I haven't played TF2 in a while lol

[opaque coyote]

Generally a mix of both

50/50 for me

"Porn or Shitpost? Call it."

[arctic talon]

soviet flag and nazi flag are the most common flags

lol

[celest cedar]

theres no in between 💀

[surreal nest]

Tf2 is so peak still I LOVE cosmetics

Im a FREAK

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the problem with the Internet's sense of vulgar humor is that you're genuinely unsure whether a person is just making shitty jokes and being edgy

Or an actual Nazi

[surreal nest]

I guarantee you Deadlock will get Dota 2's cosmetic system

That is my 100% correct prediction

[opaque coyote]

Valve opened Pandora's box

Literally in this case

[surreal nest]

Yeah valve did irreparable damage in my opinion

[opaque coyote]

Loot boxes are their most devious creation

[surreal nest]

Hate that Valve just gets the free pass for one of the worst things to come to gaming

[opaque coyote]

At least the cosmetics are fucking hilarious

[surreal nest]

Not even to mention the child gambling

[storm jungle]

You are immune to any criticism if you make good games

remember when Helldivers 2 launched?

lmao

[opaque coyote]

To be blunt.

Gambling is fun.

[surreal nest]

God

[storm jungle]

legit cancer

[opaque coyote]

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