isnt his new movie gay as fuck
#40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
glass drum
Havent seen it ngl
solid horizon
Flayed ones are basically useless now
rose thorn
i need ot watch it
glass drum
Van Helsing probly my pick of depiction for vampires
glass drum
Why vampires now adays gotta have sex appeal
storm jungle
Why vampires now adays gotta have sex appeal
You do realise vampires have always been erotic right
like, even as far back as history lol
hollow lantern
There's an inherent eroticisim in biting necks
storm jungle
isnt his new movie gay as fuck
Highly recommend a watch btw, Nosferatu is amazing
storm jungle
There's an inherent eroticisim in biting necks
Its not really neck biting, older vampires bit people through the chest
rose thorn
Why vampires now adays gotta have sex appeal
vampires arel iterally based off victorian era necrophilia, which was very popular at the time
languid meadow
Need his werewulf movie
solid horizon
But yeah my disdain for new units and models comes from the fact I'm an old necron player and have no idea what the new stuff is
storm jungle
which uhh "horny bad" was a big thing in ancient times lol
along with women not having rights 😔
solid horizon
And realistically probably never will
hollow lantern
Dracula tempting me in by telling me I can wear the armor
rose thorn
Highly recommend a watch btw, Nosferatu is amazing
ooo oka i will
glass drum
Tbf i dont read/watch alot of vampires save a handful
storm jungle
Theres a lot of great vampire media tbh
glass drum
Voyage of Demeter i think it was called was pretty alright
hollow lantern
It's such an incredibly cool design tbh
storm jungle
i mean tbh
it was made by a japanese designer lady
so not too shocking that it slaps hard af
valid needle
that skin/flayed armor is so iconic man
hollow lantern
storm jungle
Even classier than that
hollow lantern
Tbh it's a BA thing
storm jungle
Yeah peak as fuck
glass drum
The new nosferatu movie actually good?
storm jungle
The new nosferatu movie actually good?
Yes. Has been since release lol
solid horizon
Yes more or less
storm jungle
Robert Edgars never fails
glass drum
Havent seen it but couple of friends who has said it was mid
solid horizon
Orlock still sucks at geography
valid needle
Tbh it's a BA thing
BA are vampires but they don’t have the vampire aesthetic, NL aren’t vampires but they have the vampire aesthetic.
storm jungle
Havent seen it but couple of friends who has said it was mid
Watch movies yourself to judge them instead of listening to your friends tbh
solid horizon
Imagine going from transylvania to germany by sea
storm jungle
most people who call nosferatu "mid" basically have zero attention span
its a great movie
languid meadow
Drifter is at least 3 centuries old
solid horizon
At least in dracula it made sense since it's england
rose thorn
Yes. Has been since release lol
do you know if renfield is good?
languid meadow
@storm jungle use your words not pictures you neanderthal
rose thorn
itlooked very very gay
storm jungle
do you know if renfield is good?
Its goofy as fuck but in a good way, i had a lot of fun watching it
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> use your words not pictures you neanderthal
Nobody is talking about Cocklock you little wankstain
get out
rose thorn
age gap yaoi or waht ever
storm jungle
LMAO
languid meadow
Nobody is talking about Cocklock you little wankstain
storm jungle
age gap yaoi or waht ever
hilarious how the other guy plays similiar roles in both movies
solid horizon
My issue with the Nosferatu movie is that they made the whole trip to dracula's castle and the stay very short
Other than that it's good
hollow lantern
BA are vampires but they don’t have the vampire aesthetic, NL aren’t vampires bu...
Idk about anymore but I s2g one of the BA characters had a flayed skin style armor like the Gary Oldman Dracula gear
languid meadow
Fucking nicoass cage
storm jungle
My issue with the Nosferatu movie is that they made the whole trip to dracula's ...
Its a setup phase of the movie so its not that important really
storm jungle
Idk about anymore but I s2g one of the BA characters had a flayed skin style arm...
Mephisto
I mean Mephiston
whoops
hollow lantern
Thank you
glass drum
age gap yaoi or waht ever
Does this count as grooming?
storm jungle
Yeah thats the entire reason hes even relevant
because that entire aesthetic is just stolen
lmao
hollow lantern
storm jungle
yeah there he is
solid horizon
Does this count as grooming?
Dracula is CEO of grooming like what did you expect
rose thorn
Does this count as grooming?
depends if you haev twitter or bluesky or threads on your phone
hollow lantern
I think some of their old jump pack dude had like, half flayed gear too?
glass drum
Breh
storm jungle
Mephisto from Diablo mentioned
Nah Mephisto from Marvel
vagrant fox
Sounds like a cuckold
languid meadow
Force to read one last day
rose thorn
wosh there was a good kit to get blood vials
hollow lantern
Its hard looking for old 40k models off Google images now tbh
I keep forgetting it's been like a decade since primaris release
solid horizon
Nightlords are like those super kitsch and corny illustrations of badass skeleton/grim reaper with guns and chains
storm jungle
Yeah Primaris release has been forever
hollow lantern
Nightlords are like those super kitsch and corny illustrations of badass skeleto...
Hard agreed lmfao
languid meadow
Nightlords are like those super kitsch and corny illustrations of badass skeleto...
Yeah it's fucking awesome and it still mogs mephisto
solid horizon
I used to play night lords before switching to black legion
hollow lantern
Night lords look like absolute goobers imo
solid horizon
There were barely any fitting paints for them back then
languid meadow
Night Lord's keyboard
solid horizon
Unless you mixed paint of course
hollow lantern
I'm not huge on most BA aesthetics either tho
storm jungle
Night lords look like absolute goobers imo
Correct.
languid meadow
I just think they're incredibly boring
storm jungle
they try so hard to be edgy
solid horizon
Blood Ravens best chapter
languid meadow
Outside of a couple of things they don't do a lot of the angel part of their name
Dark Angels try
hollow lantern
This is peak chaos aesthetic to me
languid meadow
But it's all blood no angels for 90%
storm jungle
Blood Ravens best chapter
One day ill meet a person who has a good opinion on their favorite chapter
solid horizon
This is peak chaos aesthetic to me
John Chaos
storm jungle
This is peak chaos aesthetic to me
Pope Chaos 🙏
rose thorn
One day ill meet a person who has a good opinion on their favorite chapter
smh the libators disrespect...
hollow lantern
I'm a sucker for runes on armor
rose thorn
LMAO
storm jungle
its like people who say "Lamenters are my favorite because omagerd they are so tragic"
yes bro, we know
languid meadow
Alpha legion is cool with their scaled armour
solid horizon
I love iron warriors but man the primarch is an asocial autistic douche
hollow lantern
I would like alpha legion if they weren't almost wholly composed of memes
storm jungle
Alpha legion is cool with their scaled armour
Scalie liking the scalie Legion is crazy
storm jungle
I love iron warriors but man the primarch is an asocial autistic douche
Is this suppose to be a bad thing
languid meadow
Scalie liking the scalie Legion is crazy
Not a single thing you said was right but go off
storm jungle
I cannot believe evil psychop chaos man is evil psycho chaos man
solid horizon
People compare me to him so yes it is
languid meadow
#commonturkishL
storm jungle
Not a single thing you said was right but go off
Hopefully you get over this phase of denial and accept who you are
common CiaphasKKKain L
hollow lantern
I like Imperial Fists because they have no gimmick tbh, I like Raven Guard cause their gimmick makes sense to me.
languid meadow
common CiaphasKKKain L
I'm not American wtf?
storm jungle
I like Imperial Fists because they have no gimmick tbh, I like Raven Guard cause...
you should read up on Raptors
hollow lantern
I think this was informed by reading the Deathwatch omnibus
storm jungle
I'm not American wtf?
You are now. Quiet 🔇
storm jungle
I'm familiar
languid meadow
The fake Greek is trying to dictate what I am....
solid horizon
Dark Mechanicus best faction
hollow lantern
If i had to pick favorites outta each it would be Death Spectres and Crimson Fists tho tbh
storm jungle
The fake Greek is trying to dictate what I am....
Turks are asians dumbass. Weak bait. Next.
languid meadow
Not even a faction that's why they're good
storm jungle
If i had to pick favorites outta each it would be Death Spectres and Crimson Fis...
Crimson Chin?
rose thorn
libators being as second founding chapter is the only reason im holding out for HH books to reach the second foundings
languid meadow
No you're not worth the effort tbh
rose thorn
like on god PLEASEEEE I NEED TO KNOW WHO MADE THE LIBATORS THIS WAYY
storm jungle
No you're not worth the effort tbh
🪞
languid meadow
Still betting on a honsou model with the upcoming iron warriors stuff
sacred bluff
age gap yaoi or waht ever
this movie was lowkey goated
storm jungle
Still betting on a honsou model with the upcoming iron warriors stuff
Not happening dingus.
humble shoal
its like people who say "Lamenters are my favorite because omagerd they are so t...
Mortifactors are the best because they eat people
storm jungle
Mortifactors are the best because they eat people
Cannibalism 👎
valid needle
This is peak chaos aesthetic to me
hollow lantern
CF are just cool, iconic bit of 40k for me.
rose thorn
what utter insane man in the ultra marines did they decide to give his own chapter
languid meadow
You are hostile tonight I think someone missed nap time 💔
humble shoal
Cannibalism 👎
Kudzu Kings
storm jungle
WHF Chaos cannot be beat
languid meadow
C'mon grandma take your meds
storm jungle
Kudzu Kings
No Kudzuing on my watch
languid meadow
Waiting for Uriel Ventris IW clone
Lmao
storm jungle
rose thorn
"GUILLLIMAN I WILL EAT THE CORPSES OF MY ENEMIES IN YOUR NAME"
"baller here you are chapter master"
hollow lantern
Fantasy CWs channel.so much Frank Frazetta energy it's insane
solid horizon
I wish Daemonculaba did more clones
humble shoal
No Kudzuing on my watch
Skaven shake so much because they all have kudzu, due to the cannibalism
rose thorn
this movie was lowkey goated
highest praise 40k-lore-chat can give a movie
solid horizon
So I can justify having marines in my Dark Mechanicus army
languid meadow
It'd be cooler if they weren't marines
rose thorn
I wish Daemonculaba did more clones
whats wrong you dont like skinless ogyrn with the intellegence ofchildren who turned out to worship the emperor?
storm jungle
You are hostile tonight I think someone missed nap time 💔
Be quiet squirt 😭
hollow lantern
Didn't GW do basically a 1:1 of Frazetta's horseman as a model a couple of years back?
storm jungle
whats wrong you dont like skinless ogyrn with the intellegence ofchildren who tu...
tbh
languid meadow
Minor spelling mistake
sacred bluff
highest praise 40k-lore-chat can give a movie
i'll always be a nicolas cage fan
languid meadow
You're doomed
storm jungle
it is not the worst way to make troops
but uh
the ultra-impreg-gore thing is uhhhh
rose thorn
i'll always be a nicolas cage fan
hes great lol
storm jungle
average white male writer moment btw
solid horizon
It's the warp what did you expect
rose thorn
him and adam sandler are my favorite actors now a days
sacred bluff
average white male writer moment btw
biggest dan abnettt fan right here
hollow lantern
I think it's funny just how hardcore the fanbase latches onto the Daemonculaba
solid horizon
Dark Mechanicus does random shit cause no one asks them to do shit
storm jungle
biggest dan abnettt fan right here
languid meadow
Imperium does body horror better than chaos
storm jungle
I think it's funny just how hardcore the fanbase latches onto the Daemonculaba
My favorite bit is theres way worse shit in the lore too
rose thorn
him and adam sandler are my favorite actors now a days
LOOK THE LAST ACTOR THAT WAS MY FAVORITE DATES 16 YEAR OLDS I NEED A SAFE CHOICE
rocky gale
Decided to turn the models which come with the rapier carriage into Chosen to accompany a Warpsmith
sacred bluff
gotham...
hollow lantern
My favorite bit is theres way worse shit in the lore too
It's default "hey new 40k enjoyer look at this thing isn't this so grimdark" imo
storm jungle
Misspelled Peak
👎
solid horizon
Spacemarine bros, evil or not
solid horizon
Literally commit genocides
rose thorn
SAIVNT THI FOREVER
storm jungle
SAIVNT THI FOREVER
SD-0FKDSF0KSF0SDF
humble shoal
Skinmarine is the best marine
languid meadow
The servitor scene is better at showing the grim darkness of the universe
rose thorn
SD-0FKDSF0KSF0SDF
pov my computer downloading the file:
languid meadow
I forgot what book
solid horizon
Wh is about doing the worst humanitarian crimes ever
languid meadow
But the one where the guy tours the "factory"
storm jungle
But the one where the guy tours the "factory"
Flesh and Steel
solid horizon
I don't care how they cloned Uriel Ventris
languid meadow
Yeah that's better at showing the grimness of the universe imo
solid horizon
Most important is that they cloned him
sacred bluff
love my penguin/riddler yaoi
i'm eating chips but felt it was necesssary to tell you that made me chuckle
storm jungle
i'm eating chips but felt it was necesssary to tell you that made me chuckle
Im on S5 rn and its such a fun show
solid horizon
Dark Mechanicus will slap claws on a John Deere tractor and call it a demon engine
rose thorn
Flesh and Steel
i swear to god this next book better be iron warriors vs gsc or else im killing eevry single ironwarrior fan
sacred bluff
Im on S5 rn and its such a fun show
i support cameron monaghan as joker 
storm jungle
i swear to god this next book better be iron warriors vs gsc or else im killing ...
ITS NOT
rose thorn
i am endlessly mad that they are getting a dedicated release
storm jungle
ITS WARHAMMER CRIME
rose thorn
ITS WARHAMMER CRIME
warhammercrime is peak hang on
humble shoal
ITS WARHAMMER CRIME
Its an Ironwarriors book, crime against fashion
rose thorn
but i meant the faction vs faction 500w orlds thing
jade holly
But they’re so damn cool
solid horizon
Necrons are fragile fellas
jade holly
I’m gonna dread painting these things
solid horizon
I'm glad they changed the way warriors are assembled
rose thorn
Flesh and Steel
OH YOU WERE TLAKING ABOUT HTE BOOK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAKING A MINECRAFT MOVIE REFERENCE
jade holly
What weapon do I give my 2 HLDs?
rose thorn
YOU CAN KILL ME
jade holly
do I give them both the same gun?
storm jungle
FLESH
jade holly
or give them different ones
rose thorn
ABHAHAHAHAAIHGADHKJSKHJSGHB
storm jungle
🗣️
solid horizon
4th edition necron warriors required those broken limb hospital beds to be correctly glued
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-bl...
man, i hate it
actual Daemon Jockey
cursed as hell
solid horizon
Idk who thought it was a good idea to have gauss flayer made of 4 different parts
languid meadow
I found it
hollow lantern
Itd be cooler without the mounted gun imo
jade holly
I need to get back to finishing my Ophidians so I can build the models I want to enjoy building
languid meadow
"You could, if you tried, entertain the thought that xenos did not exist at all, or were so far away that you'd never see one. You could, if you wished, make yourself believe that witches were something that might never be stumbled across, for they were rarer than an honest man with plentiful slate. But you could never fool yourself into thinking that aberrations didn't exist, for the evidence was everywhere. Every city medicae facility had dedicated incinerators for the infants born with gristle for eyes, or transparent skin, or spines in place of hair."
The baby mulcher
solid horizon
At least here in the warp we repurpose your babies
hollow lantern
Arguably
The most horrifying thing to me is servitorization
The idea of being trapped in a meat shell you no longer really control seems awful
languid meadow
Quake strogg scene
hollow lantern
Thats pretty good body horror
solid horizon
Old destroyers were just necrons with bell bottoms sitting in a flying wheelchair with a gun it's hilarious
rose thorn
first come first serve on positn this on reddit for free epic karma gold
i am not saving this to my hard drive
daring creek
they look like machines that learned how to hate
solid horizon
And of course
solid horizon
Basically they used to be tiny decimators
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-goty-the-game-awards-the-game-awards-2025...
AHHAHAGHAHAHAHA
i just imagine fucking smiling friends
solid horizon
Man-Sized demon engines
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-goty-the-game-awards-the-game-awards-2025...
"fuck YOU PIM AND CHARLIE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU"
solid horizon
first come first serve on positn this on reddit for free epic karma gold
"The immaterium"
"Kroot Jockey"
rose thorn
i never watched hte minecraft movie so i canot htink of naything else funny to say
solid horizon
"These guys ? They're the guardsmen, they love popping starch"
Imagine a Warhammer movie with jack black but he keeps saying random abilities from tabletop out loud
solid horizon
"SUSTAINED HITS"
rose thorn
"Command Points..."
solid horizon
"DEVASTATING WOUNDS"
nocturne crest
Odd question of the day. Has such a thing as a brain swap happened in 40k?
rose thorn
"CROSS FIRE"
tough haven
Fuuuuck avatar the last airbender is so peak
solid horizon
Odd question of the day. Has such a thing as a brain swap happened in 40k?
Probably
rose thorn
Odd question of the day. Has such a thing as a brain swap happened in 40k?
kinda?
rose thorn
oh wow i was gonna say orks, nice roles reversal
solid horizon
I know on the tabletop game, Warpsmith can do that with other psykers
tough haven
oh wow i was gonna say orks, nice roles reversal
Also orks
rose thorn
I know on the tabletop game, Warpsmith can do that with other psykers
,,, wiat what
tough haven
Squig brain transplant
Fuuuuck avatar the last airbender is so peak
On my 4th rewatching
rose thorn
warpsmiths cna steal the gsc las cannon???
solid horizon
Yeah they can switch datasheets
rose thorn
no no no way i have ot see this
solid horizon
Pretty random and useless skill if you ask me
solid horizon
My warpsmith is too busy boosting aim of my brother's warhound titan (it's BS is now 2+)
rose thorn
My warpsmith is too busy boosting aim of my brother's warhound titan (it's BS is...
yeah i dont see the warpsmith doing that on here unless its an upgrade or osmethign
solid horizon
I think it's an upgrade
rose thorn
oh yeah what the fuck does mind control do now let me check that too
solid horizon
I always pick the tendrils one
The one that makes warpsmith move 10" on his tendrils, Dr Octopus style
rose thorn
oh yeah what the fuck does mind control do now let me check that too
oh its, something ig
OH SOUL LINK
THATS SO FUNNY
WHY DONT WE HAVE THAT LMAO
wait let me checlk if gsc has that
unique bronze
rose thorn
all my doubts about you john are gone lmao
nocturne crest
So could a chaos primaris exist, if some transplated a csm head onto it?
solid horizon
What could possibly be the strategic purpose of this
rose thorn
So could a chaos primaris exist, if some transplated a csm head onto it?
they aleady do (tm) its weird
rose thorn
What could possibly be the strategic purpose of this
Uhhh,,,,, uhhhh,,, suprise uhh,,,,
solid horizon
Warpsmith be like
Hey you
Lets switch brains for shits and giggle
Until someone giggles and shits
rose thorn
give someone haarkens abiliteis is funny ig,, there is probbaly smethign super annoying youc an do with it lol
oh i dint see the epic hero thing
nocturne crest
they aleady do (tm) its weird
Wait, really?
solid horizon
I think the soul link ability is about as useful as imitater from PvZ
jade holly
One of my Ophidians is extremely delicate but they’re done
Ngl, not fun to build them
rose thorn
god made 10 pm so insane people can write peak fiction
opaque coyote
"Either I die to the Tyranids or I die eating the Tyranids."
crisp heath
jade holly
And now my Necron Army just got 20%(?) bigger
I had 20 models before this, Imotekh and the Combat Patrol. This new box had 11 new models in it
So now I’ve got an army of 31 models
Actually it grew by 55%
wintry cloud
celest cedar
jade holly
My honest to God reaction:
opaque coyote
In Fallout 1 (1997) the opening cutscene shows a pre-war propaganda broadcast of American Soldiers executing a Canadian insurrectionist. This is a reference to how a federal agent shooting a civilian without consequences is a work of fiction and would never occur in the real world.
surreal nest
plush mason
In Fallout 1 (1997) the opening cutscene shows a pre-war propaganda broadcast of...
that aged worse than milk...
winged silo
So I enjoy writing OC lore for my Darktide characters, and I'm thinking about making my most recent character (a Zealot) have a similar personality to 1 from the movie 9.
solid horizon
And now my Necron Army just got 20%(?) bigger
Are you gauss flayer or gauss reaper gang ?
I have 100ish necron warriors, I believe 75 of them have flayers
storm jungle
So I enjoy writing OC lore for my Darktide characters, and I'm thinking about ma...
9 Movie mentioned
🗣️
heady rivet
So I enjoy writing OC lore for my Darktide characters, and I'm thinking about ma...
Gotta check this out
winged silo
Gotta check this out
winged silo
No idea at all.
heady rivet
>in a 40k server
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
crystal forum
In Fallout 1 (1997) the opening cutscene shows a pre-war propaganda broadcast of...
i just realized they're wearing power armour while dealing with insurectionists
storm jungle
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
crystal forum
that's like bringing an m1 abrams to a protest
storm jungle
i just realized they're wearing power armour while dealing with insurectionists
Its subtle commentary on how government agents can empty 12 rounds into a person they got on the pavement
crystal forum
it's only for their protection of course
rocky gale
i just realized they're wearing power armour while dealing with insurectionists
and the guy in the back who laughs while the dude gets executed is Nate in Fallout 4
opaque coyote
it's only for their protection of course
What's worse is that in Fallout 4, they also came out in APCs
winged silo
Enjoy your slop I guess
crystal forum
and the guy in the back who laughs while the dude gets executed is Nate in Fallo...
don't forget the confirmed lore that the survivalist shot french canadians
i am threatened
opaque coyote
What's worse is that in Fallout 4, they also came out in APCs
And said APCs also had machine guns
opaque coyote
Like this is what they used against protesters btw
crystal forum
meanwhile west coast just made the drippest armour possible to deal with their riots
heady rivet
and the guy in the back who laughs while the dude gets executed is Nate in Fallo...
Just when you thought he couldnt get more likable
storm jungle
https://i.redd.it/qoumcipcgouc1.gif
Deep fried
rocky gale
Why does it do that
opaque coyote
Like this is what they used against protesters btw
And they commonly had PA soldiers in them
winged silo
Do Imperial saints have similar superpowers like the Sisters of Battle do?
rocky gale
It goes away when you click on it
storm jungle
Do Imperial saints have similar superpowers like the Sisters of Battle do?
Yes.
crystal forum
the intro to fallout 1 alone has so much fucking lore it's crazy
storm jungle
shut the fuck up fallout fans
heady rivet
Like this is what they used against protesters btw
Fallout fans when the fascist pre-war US is fascist
storm jungle
it's SO ORIGINAL
🔇
crystal forum
i wish i had an ounce of that creativity
heady rivet
the intro to fallout 1 alone has so much fucking lore it's crazy
Shotuout to the Fallout 2 intro being completely non-canon and literally just aura-farming to hide a loading screen
rocky gale
I wish Rustbelt Rising would update so I can play OWB again
opaque coyote
the intro to fallout 1 alone has so much fucking lore it's crazy
Also an average car costs 199,999.99 USD
crystal forum
Also an average car costs 199,999.99 USD
ye it even has the inflation and everything
opaque coyote
Also an average car costs 199,999.99 USD
They really had to add the cents in there huh?
crystal forum
the entire series politics all stem from the first game
storm jungle
Also an average car costs 199,999.99 USD
cant believe they predicted the future....
heady rivet
did you play warden
I just manned a Warden frigate 120mm gun for like 4 hours straight
rocky gale
https://tenor.com/view/stupid-angry-sword-headbutt-warden-gif-538179359058113939...
Warmonger better
storm jungle
BRUH
crystal forum
taco on taco violence
crystal forum
you will get it anyways
storm jungle
nope
crystal forum
mayyyyybe
heady rivet
storm jungle
opaque coyote
cant believe they predicted the future....
I think it's stated that the car has like 800+ horse power?
The average US car has somewhere inbetween 180-240 horse power btw
storm jungle
I think it's stated that the car has like 800+ horse power?
The average US car ...
fallout fans when they gotta deal with fallout of their social life
opaque coyote
I guess sticking a nuclear engine that can fucking explode when enough damage is done is good at driving
crystal forum
it's a nuclear powered car laati
opaque coyote
fallout fans when they gotta deal with fallout of their social life
You're assuming that there's anything left to have Fallout over
storm jungle
You're assuming that there's anything left to have Fallout over
there is always something to have a fallout over
fucking cavemen
heady rivet
fucking cavemen
NCR trooper shit-talking the Legion after the first battle of Hoover Dam
storm jungle
NCR trooper shit-talking the Legion after the first battle of Hoover Dam
Fallout™ fans when they gotta have a fallout over the Fallout™ Show because a ghoul doesnt look like someones left nutsack
(they are about to get evicted)
crystal forum
can i just enjoy old fallout
storm jungle
no
theres no worse fan than ones that are just "erm old stuff was better"
nobody cares, shut up
heady rivet
Fallout™ fans when they gotta have a fallout over the Fallout™ Show because a gh...
Dude I fuckin pissed on the guys head in front of me when he came on screen it was bullshit
opaque coyote
NCR trooper shit-talking the Legion after the first battle of Hoover Dam
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM. YOU'RE DESECRATING A WAR MEMORIAL!"
crystal forum
i'll just forget the show immediately and go back to enjoying quality content
heady rivet
Walked out of the theater
storm jungle
Dude I fuckin pissed on the guys head in front of me when he came on screen it w...
save your watersport fetish for genchat
crystal forum
as it should be
storm jungle
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? MY BROTHER DIED AT THE BATTLE OF HOOVER DAM. YOU'R...
Me but replace Hoover Dam with the January 6th's memorial built for the Maga supporters who gave their life for a literal insurrection
heady rivet
save your watersport fetish for genchat
I'm in to far more esoteric and Kafkaesque things
opaque coyote
Me but replace Hoover Dam with the January 6th's memorial built for the Maga sup...
I think only one person actually died
storm jungle
I'm in to far more esoteric and Kafkaesque things
Kaf kaf deez nuts
storm jungle
I think only one person actually died
Idgaf i wish they all did
opaque coyote
Fair
crystal forum
isn't it funny how the legion could definitely afford to kit its troops with actual metal armor but they keep using the endless supply of football gear they have
storm jungle
isn't it funny how the legion could definitely afford to kit its troops with act...
the next person that talks about New Shitgas gets banned
opaque coyote
where do you even find an army's worth of football gear
It's the USA
crystal forum
ye
storm jungle
It's the USA
opaque coyote
the next person that talks about New Shitgas gets banned
crystal forum
the next person that talks about New Shitgas gets banned
new vagina
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/easy-pete-stare-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-fallout-new-v...
Unfunny. Next.
storm jungle
new vagina
No.
storm jungle
opaque coyote
new vagina
New Vacuum
storm jungle
anyway before im contaminated i guess ill go and order pizza
opaque coyote
anyway before im contaminated i guess ill go and order pizza
Patrolling the Mojav-
crystal forum
New Vacuum
thats what they called me last party
storm jungle
Patrolling the Mojav-
Almost makes me wish i could shove my foot up your ass
celest dome
Me but replace Hoover Dam with the January 6th's memorial built for the Maga sup...
Quite a few Jan 6xers have been found in ICE 💀
storm jungle
Quite a few Jan 6xers have been found in ICE 💀
Correct.
crystal forum
jk i dont go to parties im a loser
opaque coyote
Quite a few Jan 6xers have been found in ICE 💀
And half of them already are in prison for repeat offenses
Despite already being pardoned
crystal forum
nazis love doing nazi shit
remember how you were the weird one for calling them nazis when jan 6 happened
opaque coyote
remember how you were the weird one for calling them nazis when jan 6 happened
Yup
I definitely remember
heady rivet
Kaf kaf deez nuts
rocky gale
Would they turn into Roaches?
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/todo-mundo-odeia-o-chris-everybody-hates-chris-chris-rock...
Im ordering food stfu 🫡
opaque coyote
nazis love doing nazi shit
Honestly, comparing MAGA to the Nazis is like comparing a 6th grade basketball team to the NBA.
They're playing the same game but one was obviously much better at it
...
And they still lost
heady rivet
Alright you gotta live on Atoma where you dropping
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/jill-jill-stingray-julianne-stingray-va11-gif-25531837
Anyways I sleep
crystal forum
Honestly, comparing MAGA to the Nazis is like comparing a 6th grade basketball t...
new nazis are fat and wear masks
opaque coyote
Good night
surreal nest
Im ordering food stfu 🫡
What did you order
I ate a turkey ham and cheese sandwich and threw up that was my dinner
storm jungle
What did you order
Pizza.
storm jungle
I ate a turkey ham and cheese sandwich and threw up that was my dinner
Good. You deserve it.
rocky gale
What kinda Pizza?
surreal nest
Good. You deserve it.
storm jungle
That's a cocktail, not a pizza
Definitely a cocktail
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-goty-the-game-awards-the-game-awards-2025...
🫡
vagrant fox
'Za at this hour?
spring cairn
i just factchecked you
rocky gale
It's actually 11:14
storm jungle
its actually 12-past my foot up your-
spring cairn
soldier tf2 ah line
unique bronze
its actually <t:1769339668:f>
storm jungle
soldier tf2 ah line
shut up furry
spring cairn
turk calls me a furry...
rocky gale
It's impressive how the moustache basically just becomes like a single entity
Not a collection of hairs, but an interwoven rug with a singular purpose.
surreal nest
its like 15:12
Um its 319 in the morning
surreal nest
its actually <t:1769339668:f>
Almost fell for it
surreal nest
Almost piped my little ass up and said "PST pig spotted" then I realized it shows my local time
It is I who is the PST pig
Oink, oink.
surreal nest
Erm urm erm shut up loser
surreal nest
bleak shale
vagrant fox
I wonder what's wrong with Jeremy Fragrance
surreal nest
I wonder what's wrong with Jeremy Fragrance
IS THAT WHO THAT IS
sour hornet
turk calls me a furry...
I actually go to class with a turkish woman that is also a furry
she's oddly nice
spring cairn
furry nation
celest cedar
sour hornet
Both are virgin losers
I like the Halo route
Some aliens are cool, others are just massive cunts
vagrant fox
If it looks like a pug it should be mercy killed is the only true rule
storm jungle
Some aliens are cool, others are just massive cunts
thats literally the right side
bro is a virgin
also
sour hornet
thats literally the right side
Nah the right sight is too optimistic. I want to strangle him 🥀
storm jungle
Nah the right sight is too optimistic. I want to strangle him 🥀
Nah its great.
Get some color and creativity in your life loser
sour hornet
NO 👎
sour hornet
NO PLEASE
sour hornet
I HAVE MUCH MORE PEDANTRY TO SPREAD
storm jungle
adios emmesh-meg
sour hornet
💀
sour hornet
r/horusgalaxy vs r/grimdank
solid horizon
When you lost the green bars so you gotta adapt
Imagine the standard rifle of your infantry is made of 4 bits
near wasp
I had eye of terror pop in my reddit feed yesterday
I looked at it like wtf you doing here. And then continued scrolling for vtm memes
valid needle
I had eye of terror pop in my reddit feed yesterday
near wasp
What that reddit randomly puts subreddits in my feed I have no interest in looking at
It does this fucking constantly like trying to put me in the fucking Portland subreddit
Like nah bro I'm not trying to see the compentive street shitting competition
sour hornet
I had eye of terror pop in my reddit feed yesterday
Same bro, eye of terror pops up all the time
near wasp
I see enough of that on the cameras I have to watch at work
jade holly
Are you gauss flayer or gauss reaper gang ?
I did 50/50 split for now but I enjoy the idea of Reapers being a stronger close quarters weapon and the Flayers being the more standard longer range gun
Idk whether or not to get a second Combat Patrol yet, but I know what my purchases in February will be
the codex and paint supplies
Your boy is finally gonna start painting and I’m fucking terrified
solid horizon
Flayers have sustained hits so it's pretty good within 12" range
I meant rapid fire my bad
jade holly
I also just love how the reapers look over the Flayers
the snub nose double barrel is cool
solid horizon
Immortal ahh gun
jade holly
When I get immortals they’re all getting Tesla Cannons
solid horizon
My immortals all have tesla carbines
Because they're legit statistically better than the other gun
jade holly
Uh oh
solid horizon
And I accientally dipped my brush in my coffee
jade holly
Damn my Necrons look kinda caffeinated
solid horizon
I mean I was using brown paint too
jade holly
Oh wait the worry is you just contaminated your coffee with paint
solid horizon
I'm doing this thing where there's a brown matte paint and then metal over it
solid horizon
Oh wait the worry is you just contaminated your coffee with paint
Yes
solid horizon
Chaos androids
jade holly
Oh the OG stuff
jade holly
Is it normal to find Ophidians absolutely repulsive to build?
solid horizon
Nah it's just funny to move 100 micro decimators around
solid horizon
Is it normal to find Ophidians absolutely repulsive to build?
Wraiths ones ?
jade holly
Wraiths ones ?
Yeah snake bois
the long noodle boys with the four arms with the Freddy Krueger claws
solid horizon
I need to get myself some old metal wraith and use their modern datasheet
Spectal presence or whatever it's called is op af
jade holly
Does the Tachyon Arrow suck on tabletop?
solid horizon
Idk
solid horizon
Bro is stuck in 1950
No reanimation protocols for me
😔
Only doctrine imperatives
That's why I'm trying to get as many warriors as I can
Wall of skelly infantryslop slop go brr
near wasp
Get some flayers
solid horizon
I have 5 flayers already
storm jungle
No reanimation protocols for me
near wasp
That's gaurdsman john
jade holly
I have 0 flayed ones so far
idk whether I should get some or not
They have infiltrate so they’re pretty good for obj holding
solid horizon
Good for u cause they suck outside of dawn of war
Today necrons have much better melee troops than back then
solid horizon
Flayed ones have 5+ save
Imagine being covered in meat and bones only to be more fragile
solid horizon
But yeah anyways to get back on paint
My androids are painted in Iron Warrior scheme
jade holly
That’d be a sick idea for infantry for IW, some form of Daemon Engine infantry
solid horizon
This was funny to do
solid horizon
That’d be a sick idea for infantry for IW, some form of Daemon Engine infantry
Yeah that's the idea
jade holly
Should I get a centerpiece for December?
solid horizon
Fly over an enemy unit and roll 1D6 per model in the unit
On 4+, models get mortal wound
jade holly
What centerpiece should I go for?
The one above all I really think is awesome is Szarekh
solid horizon
I am completely out of touch with necrons of today so I can't really recommend lol
jade holly
Void Dragon is cool
New Nightbringer is awesome
But Szarekh is all around just too perfect
solid horizon
Which I one is the sun headed one again
solid horizon
This one
jade holly
jade holly
This one
That’s Mephet’ran the Deceiver
The only one of the big 3 to not get his new model yet
solid horizon
Yeah the deciver
jade holly
Also yes I know the C’tan shards by their names lmao
Aza’gorod the Nightbringer
Mag’ladroth the Void Dragon
Mephet’ran the Deceiver
solid horizon
My dawn of war ass only calls them black dude or sun dude
storm jungle
The only one of the big 3 to not get his new model yet
Xenos army so give it a decade ✌️
near wasp
;-;
jade holly
Xenos army so give it a decade ✌️
I mean we just got new Nightbringer and that was about 3 years after Void Dragon no?
Necrons are one of the more popular Xenos factions
storm jungle
I mean we just got new Nightbringer and that was about 3 years after Void Dragon...
It took like 2 decades for them to get updates
also void dragon didnt even have a mini to update
near wasp
So what we have to do is dress him up as an ultramarine lieutenant
That way he'll get a model
jade holly
Honestly Deceiver, Lokhust Destroyers normal, Lokhust Lords and Trazyn are all the need updates still tmk
Besides the models sent to legends
jade holly
storm jungle
they are from 6 years ago lol
storm jungle
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
thats a Destroyer
jade holly
So even further proof Lokhust Destroyers need updates
near wasp
No they dont
vagrant fox
Chaos bikers are from '96 😔
jade holly
No they dont
They still have the green tube lmao
jade holly
Custodes got a refresh already let someone else have a turn
we all know it’s gonna be the Orks
vagrant fox
I really like that his name is Gothmog
he should have been a black númenórean also 💯 💯
nocturne crest
*we all know it’s gonna be the Orks*
Another million to space marines!
rocky gale
I really like that his name is Gothmog
Accord to Elijah Wood they deliberately tried to make him look as much like Harvey Weinstein as possible
vagrant fox
I'll give it a +2
jade holly
Btw lokus heavies are push fit
Yeah it was a nice surprise after the fuck you levels of pain the Ophidians caused me
rose thorn
I don’t even know what trh lokus heavies are lmao
rose thorn
Ohhh
jade holly
Big anti infantry/anti vehicle fly bois
I still want one of these guys
Royal Warden my beloved
rose thorn
Villagers have insomnia
near wasp
-Removed herobrine
last stone
do they also turn red?
tough haven
Anyone got an audio clip of the seer and maul interaction
"I dont know why the arbitrator would want to kill me beloved"
"BECAUSE YOU ARE AN UNSTABLE ABOMINATION WORTHY ONLY OF DEATH!"
celest dome
https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?si=hgthBcc5golaR0gx
Not that type of Assassin thb, Eversor is more like the Demoman (with the Claymore)
Spy is more Callidus type Assassin
tough haven
Not that type of Assassin thb, Eversor is more like the Demoman (with the Claymo...
They start talking about callidus in the clip
And ogryn says "SHH! Assassin could be here RIGHT NOW"
tough haven
Anyone got an audio clip of the seer and maul interaction
"I dont know why the ...
I've seen the meme, but I want the audio for something
cant get it to trigger in game
solid horizon
Caffeinated legs
languid meadow
vagrant fox
It really is a contender for worst website
near wasp
And ogryn says "SHH! Assassin could be here RIGHT NOW"
When the ogryns the only one with sense your in trouble
queen laurel
It really is a contender for worst website
that's why i stay in the warmachine Subreddit
seriously what the hell is that
crisp heath
cosplaying
winged jacinth
When you lost the green bars so you gotta adapt
Gluing tubes while building necrons 
crisp heath
No skulls and decapitated heads
not a lot of options smh
and im very bad at kitbashing
vagrant fox
Kinda goofin' with this
solid horizon
Gluing tubes while building necrons <:Servoskull:736623579403124857>
Unregistered gauss flayer
(only matte paints)
near wasp
Kinda goofin' with this
Part of me really vibes with some of this
near wasp
Unregistered gauss flayer
That's really cool very worn gunmetal esqe
winged jacinth
The blood angels should be undergoing instrumentality
They're all going to turn into tang and make a big sanguinus
solid horizon
Here is the prototype, it may look fine here with the light but in reality the paintjob is horrible
(dark kaki base)
It looks mossy and I clearly abused metal paints
winged jacinth
Mossy is kinda an interesting look actually
solid horizon
I'm trying to figure out a better paint process right now, I think what I'm doing now is better
solid horizon
Mossy is kinda an interesting look actually
Well yeah for a necron, but this boy is straight from the warp
winged jacinth
Presumably moss cant actually grow on necrodermis either lol
near wasp
Algae can I think why wouldn't moss
winged jacinth
Necrodermis is made of nanomachines i don't think it could stick
Moss needs rain to reproduce anyway
solid horizon
Nanomachines, son
near wasp
First I'm hearing of the nano machines bit
solid horizon
Here is the prototype, it may look fine here with the light but in reality the p...
Could be worse though
near wasp
Uh got a source for that?
winged jacinth
solid horizon
I was a little too excited to finally paint my most praised mini, but I did it in horrible conditions with an adequate result
winged jacinth
Necron codex 3e and 7e apparently
solid horizon
I gotta drown him in alcohol now
celest dome
Don't think Living Metal outright clean them too
So could be made sense as there not being enough maintainnce Scarabs
near wasp
Huh
winged jacinth
The main thing to me is that moss is kinda big and needs cracks to stick its rhizoids into (roots basically) where algae can just do adhesion
solid horizon
And necrons usually love green stuff
winged jacinth
Lichen could probably pull it off, it does also need cracks but its part fungus so the cracks can be way smaller
storm jungle
And necrons usually love green stuff
Theres a difference between plant life and neon green lights i think lol
near wasp
Nahhhh
winged jacinth
Im trying to think if ive ever seen moss growing on metal actually
solid horizon
Some plants are nearly neon green
winged jacinth
Necron guns are full of algae
solid horizon
Some lichen even has bioluminessence
solid horizon
Necron guns are full of algae <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Real
winged jacinth
Lichen is a freaky thing
solid horizon
Algae flayer my beloved
winged jacinth
If i were more biology i'd like to study spontaneous lichenization
near wasp
Honestly I do really like the mossy kind of feel.
winged jacinth
I love an old mossy robot
near wasp
Like the necron tomb didn't sink down and instead became like an Aztec temple with nature tearing into the tomb complex
They'd probably hate it but still cool
solid horizon
Aztekh dinasty
near wasp
Shut
solid horizon
Has moss and algae flayers
storm jungle
Awful
winged jacinth
Drives the scarabs crazy but everyone else was napping
near wasp
That pun was so pun god damn
winged jacinth
The planet having very agressive flora could be worked in both as justification and theming, especially if you wanted to kitbash or green stuff
solid horizon
Anyways
storm jungle
The planet having very agressive flora could be worked in both as justification ...
A necron tomb complex is still advanced enough to take care of a plant infestation tbh
solid horizon
As cool as mossy necrons sound, my warriors are neither necrons or mossy
winged jacinth
I should build by yaegirs today
near wasp
They have destroyers constantly clearing plant life but it just grows back as fast as they get rid of it
solid horizon
So it's an unadequate paintjob
near wasp
A necron tomb complex is still advanced enough to take care of a plant infestati...
Not if it has some critical failure
winged jacinth
A necron tomb complex is still advanced enough to take care of a plant infestati...
It'd have to be wacky almost tyranid-esque plants i think
Stuff you could use as a weapon
storm jungle
Im sorry but "this thing is damaged" is the worst necron writing excuse i hate
near wasp
XD
solid horizon
Necrons rust, meaning their tombs are not humidity proof
winged jacinth
When the self repairing thing cant fix itself
near wasp
Rule of cool
solid horizon
When the self repairing thing cant fix itself <:Servoskull:736623579403124857>
Aging basically
storm jungle
especially when the modellers very much make that shit because it looks cool
winged jacinth
Kinda confusing that necrons would rust
storm jungle
Kinda confusing that necrons would rust
its a case of modellers not really caring about lore precedence
it happens a lot
as Joseph said "rule of cool"
solid horizon
Back in my time necrons didn't rust ! 👴🏻
vagrant fox
Necron guns are full of algae <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
that's the Vex from Destiny
solid horizon
Back in my time necrons didn't rust ! 👴🏻
They just used to... be covered in nuln oil...
winged jacinth
Some things never change...
celest dome
The Necron Overlord of that particular dynarsty wer very prouid of their highly maintained Gardens, thus plant life was highly protected by the Scarabs and the low born Necron Warrior hade to make do with the bits of plant lifes that grew on them through the milenia.
||The Mind sickness of the Overlord currently stop them from realising the state of disaray of the Garden||
near wasp
You know what even crazier reason
winged jacinth
My necron tomb still has a working carwash
celest dome
@storm jungle more happy than with just necron stuff no working ?
near wasp
The necrons are insane, they hate intelligent life but are seemingly ok with non sentient beings and even tolerate it because they like gardening
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> more happy than with just necron stuff no working ?
Pretty much.
storm jungle
The necrons are insane, they hate intelligent life but are seemingly ok with non...
At the end of the day "it depends"
winged jacinth
The necrons are insane, they hate intelligent life but are seemingly ok with non...
Intelligent life = warp business
solid horizon
They just used to... be covered in nuln oil...
near wasp
I just realized me and heretic basically typed the same thing
celest dome
The necrons are insane, they hate intelligent life but are seemingly ok with non...
The human are insane, they hate Insects but are seemingly ok with non sentient beings and even tolerate it because they like gardening
fixed that for you
solid horizon
Intelligent life = warp business
Bold of you to assume it's even intelligent
A lot of demons sound fairly idiotic
near wasp
Lol
winged jacinth
No i mean wiping out warp sensitives is productive towards cutting off the warp lol
storm jungle
No need to self report dilara
solid horizon
Imagine being caught by random dudes in robes and locked in a can like a goddamn pokemn
winged jacinth
Happened to me once
solid horizon
And your new job is to drive some bizarre machine
winged jacinth
Took me forever to get back from guyana
Iirc daemons mostly like being daemon engines because they can stay out of the warp and kill longer
They line up to be made into soul grinders
near wasp
No they dont
solid horizon
They might be very disobedient
near wasp
Being a daemon engine is very different than being a soul grinder
solid horizon
I recall chaos androids (early demon engines/necrons) hated being trapped in a plasteel frame and would do most random stupid shit to get out
near wasp
If your a soul grinder you get automy if your a daemon engine your bound to the will of the warp smith
winged jacinth
I guess its probably like a sorcerer bound daemonhost yeah
storm jungle
Daemonhosts are usually easier to break free of too because people are stupid.
winged jacinth
I don't think they like it with all the restraints stuck through them
storm jungle
"Free me bro, i promise i wont jump you"
winged jacinth
Yeah becoming an unbound daemonhost is apparently pretty doable
solid horizon
Demon engines are basically chaos servitors
near wasp
storm jungle
Demon engines are basically chaos servitors
Ehhh no
winged jacinth
People tend to summon big clever daemons into hosts too which always works out
storm jungle
a servitor is way too limited
near wasp
Though I'd imagine being a hell drake is probably the best daemon engine to be
solid horizon
It's because loyalists are chickens
jade holly
Aren’t daemon engines less a daemon controlling a machine and more a machine using a daemon’s soul as a fuel source?
near wasp
Bit of colum a bit of colum b
solid horizon
Maybe both
jade holly
I really do hope in lore Perturabo and Vashtorr are cavorting to make the Daemon Engine Iron Circle
solid horizon
Decimator Daemon Engine implies demons produce exhaust gas, just dropping this here
jade holly
Or the Iron Daemons as I’ll call them
storm jungle
you got robots
near wasp
He wants chaos androids
solid horizon
YES
storm jungle
go read the cawl books
near wasp
Honestly yes
solid horizon
chaos androids are closest to what could be Iron Warrior demon infantry
near wasp
Do it
jade holly
I do need to get more books outside of Necrons tho
fervent geode
I smell daemons
jade holly
But unfortunately I’m worried most IW books are e books only
storm jungle
wdym conveniently
fervent geode
Like on ebook or listening are both cool
solid horizon
I smell daemons
Yes
solid horizon
Daemons are smelly
solid horizon
They produce exhaust gas
jade holly
wdym conveniently
Never done an e book before lmao idk all the ins and outs
storm jungle
Never done an e book before lmao idk all the ins and outs
it isnt that complex
get an epub reader app
near wasp
Just download the book
fervent geode
You hab ebook
storm jungle
do you guys know what google is
solid horizon
Idk ngl
fervent geode
Or if you like uh listening audible is there too i guess
fervent geode
I listen to all books that mr james wont reprint
near wasp
Time to relisten to the trial of cawl for the 100th time
solid horizon
Anyways, I need to keep painting instead of roaming here
near wasp
Because hollow mountain makes me sad
solid horizon
These IW androids won't paint themselves
fervent geode
These IW androids won't paint themselves