40k-lore-chat

[crystal forum]

sweden is the bully in school who somehow got away with so much shit without getting punched in the mouth

[fervent geode]

So they got some Brit to replace him all jollu

[vagrant fox]

I'm blaming the br*tish

[urban spire]

sweden doesn't have any actual beef, they just think they're better than everyone else

[fervent geode]

Russia beat his ass i guess

[plush mason]

i was wondering wwhere i heard this name before, then i remembered its in the Secret World legends lol

[urban spire]

sweden is an illegitimate power, not in that it should belong to someone else, but in that it should sink into the sea

[crystal forum]

the thing with sweden is nobody fucking wanted worthless snow land

and then they got into banking

[plush mason]

da fucking bees come from Agartha

[crystal forum]

and now we all have to suffer

[valid needle]

It’s ok everyone always blames us.

[urban spire]

good taste haver

[fervent geode]

Russia took their Finland which the people living on Åland havr never forgiven them for

[vagrant fox]

The perfidious Albion attacked the totally neutral Denmark-Norway and then handed Norway over to Sweden but not the Faroe Islands so it's a definitely legitimate reason for blame

[plush mason]

no because i only played the slop version

[celest dome]

Sort of the same story for Switzerland and Luxembourg...

[urban spire]

ah well, whatever, it's still a norwegian mmo

[crystal forum]

small rich countries just exist by being rich and far from war

[vagrant fox]

Is Secret Legends still alive

[crystal forum]

they dont count

[plush mason]

no idea havent touched it for years

[celest dome]

Well, we weren't far from the war 💀

[crystal forum]

belgium?

[urban spire]

norway was fully occupied by the nazis

[fervent geode]

The official speedbump of the world

[plush mason]

is Funcom Norwegian?

[vagrant fox]

yea

[fervent geode]

Also the most evil colonial power somehow

[urban spire]

you know the word quisling? means the vilest kind of traitor? quisling was the norwegian collaborator with the nazis, after the war we instated the death penalty JUST FOR HIM (it was never in the constitution before), killed his ass, then abolished it

[urban spire]

yarp

mostly they suck ass

[fervent geode]

Oh Vidkun Quisling

[urban spire]

but they have some good ideas

[fervent geode]

Wasnt he like a failure who rode nazism

For relevance

[plush mason]

tell me about it, they have made some of my fav mmos and shit all over them

[crystal forum]

sweden just casually watching finland get invaded not once but twice by the soviets

[fervent geode]

And got that occupation job

[celest dome]

Luxembourg

[urban spire]

sibling that's all nazis

[celest dome]

Which was basically under the same fate

[crystal forum]

luxembourg is like smaller than my city i dont even know where it is

[fervent geode]

Hey some of them are just braindead believers

[urban spire]

all the ones in power, then

[fervent geode]

Like extremely braindead

[urban spire]

competence doesn't get you anywhere under fascism, sucking up does

[celest dome]

Basically just next to Belgium

[fervent geode]

Eh true enough

[vagrant fox]

Luxembourg is just one big bank that place is evil

Belgium tier

[crystal forum]

germany would have invaded luxembourg if it benefited them i really dont think they did anything special

they just happened to be tiny and not in the way

[fervent geode]

They did in both World Wars but uh

As expected no one cared

[crystal forum]

exactly

[fervent geode]

Yup

[urban spire]

anyway back to the medieval torture device i go

[vagrant fox]

Less than 10 luxembourgers died I think

[celest dome]

I will break your weak islander bones

[crystal forum]

switzerland meanwhile

[vagrant fox]

go on then, catch me in the mountains if you can

[crystal forum]

idk why they feel proud to say they didnt fight fascists

[urban spire]

sounds a bit like ankh-morpork

[celest dome]

They did, and basically did the same thing as they did in Belgium, with the additional idea of making Luxembourg part of Germany

[urban spire]

place whose anthem goes "we own all your helmets, we own all your shoes, we own all your generals, touch us and you lose!"

[crystal forum]

god i hate switzerland

for no real reason since i barely think about it

[vagrant fox]

reasonable take

[urban spire]

save it for the great enemy poland

[crystal forum]

i like polish people

they arent snobbish like the swiss

[vagrant fox]

I've heard so, so many slurs for Polish people over the years here

[celest dome]

Switzerland really embody the Lawful Evil that Banker and Lawyer are.

[urban spire]

well idk about slurs, i just know poland is the most homophobic nation in europe

which is a HIGH FUCKING BAR

[vagrant fox]

I live in farmville so they were considered the filthy foreigners before a lot of uh, other immigrants showed up

[crystal forum]

it isn't the most homophobic in europe because hungary exists

also belarus

which is russia

[celest dome]

Tbf, they're not that different from the rest of the East European countries. It's just that Poland is quite bigger, so we hear more often about them

Serbia

[fervent geode]

I miss when Belarus wasn't Russia, where is my BNR gang

[celest dome]

Oh, those are I'd say the worst

[crystal forum]

i always am confused when looking at a map and seeing that tiny part of russian in northern europe

it looks like hoi4 border gore

how is that real

[vagrant fox]

what Kaliningrad?

[fervent geode]

Karjala?

Oh Kaliningrad

[celest dome]

Prussia

[crystal forum]

ye that

[fervent geode]

Its a soviet leftover

[vagrant fox]

They took it as a warmwater port

[fervent geode]

Yup

[crystal forum]

can poland just invade it

just take it

nobody will care

except russia

and that sgood

[fervent geode]

Nah give it Lithuania

[celest dome]

Europe should close the Baltic sea

[fervent geode]

And Königsburg to Germany as an exclave ig

Seems fair

[vagrant fox]

They offered to sell it back to Germany at some point but the whole area is buttfuck ugly and no one wants it anymore

[fervent geode]

Lmao

[crisp heath]

Ah, makes sense

So if it's either the distance or accounting the planet/person that the message is meant to has also technological means to receive and reply

Neat

[fervent geode]

So much for Preußen

[crystal forum]

i've heard enough baltic politics to unironically think that eastern european countries should start deporting russians

russians are like little robots that go to countries to transform everything into russia i dont get it

[fervent geode]

Its kinda complicated though, lots of people of mixed heritage

[celest dome]

Ye, and Astropath are quite common enough that most ships have one on board, but don't necessarily have long range comms array

[vagrant fox]

A friend of mine knows an incel Russian in Estonia who's fully putinpilled and he keeps whining about how Estonians are mean to Russians
wack

[fervent geode]

But if you mean the people whod outright support russian invasion

Yeah defo

[celest dome]

Sadly, they're not unique 💀

[fervent geode]

Many of them

[crystal forum]

emigrate from russia
dislike new country you moved to because it's not russia
form political party demanding your new country becomes part of russia

these people are literal vermin

[crisp heath]

basically you would ever try long range comms if you are sure the other person/planet/place has also one to receive and reply to that message but astropaths are just a more guaranteed since they are more common

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like volga Germans what moved to Germany except they just want the USSR back

[crystal forum]

it's classic colonial tactic

we should just send these people into the sun

[celest dome]

Yes, but Astropathic messages can be blocked by Warp Storm, and can be listened upon, while comms array would be more difficult to sneak upon

[fervent geode]

It was

Put Russians into place

Place become russianised

New loyal place

[crisp heath]

or maybe even have the astropath possessed
noted, thanks for the info

[celest dome]

Ye, that's a risk I hadn't even thought about

[crystal forum]

it's easier when the people dont have the choice too lol

[vagrant fox]

I've met a few Russians and they haven't been so bad, nice folk to barter with when they come sailing
Bicycles always go missing though, they just vanish

[fervent geode]

Ofc, they occupy the place

[crisp heath]

we see it happening in sm2
thats why it got me wondering having such a risk

[fervent geode]

Oh a lot of them are great folks, its just the ultranational nuts usually

[vagrant fox]

Their ships are so fucking rusty it's mad, I don't know how they sail sometimes

[fervent geode]

And the uh

[celest dome]

It's also used to create Casus Belli, with the "Russian being oppressed" in the region, see Ukraine, Georgia, and if Russia's plan continue one of the Baltic country (forgot which)

[fervent geode]

Russian chavs

[vagrant fox]

gopniks are a scourge

[fervent geode]

That's basically how the Ukrainian War started in 2014

[celest dome]

Indeed

And the current one

If you separate the 2

[fervent geode]

In Georgia it was a little odd

[crystal forum]

and you cant get rid of the russians either as the receiving country because putin will just say you're victimizing them

there's literally no way to win

[fervent geode]

They had these pro russian minorities Abkhax and Oseti and they backed them into rebellion which they supported

[celest dome]

The Baltic country could do it, as they'd have the backing of the EU

But like one has to realise that it's just a Casus Belli, an excuse

[crystal forum]

except when russia goes to war expecting a chechen war but getting a vietnam

[celest dome]

And as of yet Russia still is careful to not cause a full war with Nato (though with Donny...)

[fervent geode]

Itd be a little controversial to throw all of them out though, some just live there now and arent nuts

[crystal forum]

ukraine probably promised the US like half its mineral reserves at this point

[celest dome]

Wasn't the Chechen war a case of Russia supporting both sides ?

[fervent geode]

Uh

Basically Chechnya wanted independence

[crystal forum]

chechen war was russia vs civilians

[fervent geode]

So 1st War

[celest dome]

Wasn't that deal stopped, though they're meeting today iirc

To plan a new peace deal

[fervent geode]

Then the 2nd war began as a chechen terrorist attack was used as a casus belli

So now the russians were under putin who isnt as dumb as yeltsin

[celest dome]

Oh right that's a good shout

[fervent geode]

So they aligned themselves with the Kadyrovs

And put them in charge after a hellish war

[crystal forum]

all of russia's tactics in ukraine stem from chechnian war

including bombing the shit out of civilians

[fervent geode]

True

But imo not all

[celest dome]

Remember that terrorist attack that happened at a concert hall in Russia a last year or the year before ? Which was unrelated to Ukraine, they still claim Zelensky’s government is behind it iirc

[crystal forum]

well yeah because they actually have to fight this time

[fervent geode]

Oh they defo had to fight in Chechnya

[crystal forum]

just FYI this is how big chechnya was

[fervent geode]

Its just a more conventional war in ukraine

[crystal forum]

the fact that russia struggled so much

[fervent geode]

The Chechens werent playing

[crystal forum]

and russian military just sucked

it still does

[fervent geode]

Many of them (Chechens) were Afghan Vets

[vagrant fox]

Russo-Georgian war was also crazy

[fervent geode]

The Russians were disorganised

[crystal forum]

after the fall of the soviet union their military just has been some weird fucking oligarch controlled industry

[celest dome]

Russia's army is plagued by the fact that corruption is so prevalent there

[crystal forum]

and all their equipment has been rotting in storage for decades

[languid meadow]

Glory to gorilla tactics

[celest dome]

Not to say that there isn't corruption in the European and American armies, but it work differently

[fervent geode]

Gorby doing half a job and getting couped and yeltsin doing the worst privatisation in history

[fervent geode]

Its less open and horrendous

[crystal forum]

it's just more streamlined

nobody is working together in russia

everybody hates eachother

[fervent geode]

Russkaya Iztoriya 101

[raven stone]

Aka it gets worse

[crystal forum]

good i hope russia collapses

it deserves to fracture into many MANY countries

[vagrant fox]

It is crazy to me that they've busted out the M1938 howitzers for Ukraine

[crystal forum]

geographically it's way too fucking big

[celest dome]

Balkanisation of Russia 🙏

Tbh, do the same for the US and China, maybe India next

[crystal forum]

with global warming siberia will be way more attractive to live in too

so it wont be worthless anymore in like 50 years

russia cant stay the same forever

[fervent geode]

I mean itd be hard to balkanise China, Xinjiang and Tibet can be free

Inner Mongolia too

[vagrant fox]

3 kingdoms 2

[fervent geode]

But Manchuria is utterly sinicised

[fervent geode]

Oh not this again, i hope the next classic that gets produced is as good

[raven stone]

Don't forget Scotland, Catalonia...

[fervent geode]

Its already not worthless

[crystal forum]

cant wait for mainland taiwan to be unified

[fervent geode]

Oil, Minerals

[storm jungle]

considering how russia is using literal Imperium tactics its the least you can do against them ngl

[raven stone]

Russia US China is the modern era 3 Kingdoms in essence

[storm jungle]

Ukraine is also very much gonna lose the war unfortunately

its just a meatgrinder

[fervent geode]

I mean i dont think we can

I wouldnt mind

But

Uh

[vagrant fox]

Worth it for more banging poetry, that shit rules

[crystal forum]

it's like greenland where it's currently only worth extracting from but eventually the equator will be so unlivable that you'll have literally billions of people moving northward

[fervent geode]

True

[storm jungle]

this is just Battlefield 2142

damn

https://tenor.com/view/bf2142-bf2-battlefield-2142-battlefield-hellyeah-gif-8252083859264675522

[crystal forum]

still wont be in our life time probably

[fervent geode]

Place your bets on the next Cao Mengde, Sun Quan and Liu Bei

[vagrant fox]

I should be compensated for having lived in Greenland, for whatever reason

[fervent geode]

Almost at risk award

[storm jungle]

Yeah by the time the planet starts properly dying we'll all be long dead from old age lol

so theres that silverlining

[crystal forum]

the 2050's is when the bad shit will truly start but the projections are getting worse every year so it might happen sooner

[fervent geode]

I calling dibs on the moon

[storm jungle]

We'll see, projections are usually always wrong anyway

[storm jungle]

tbh

the moment we start colonizing and making civilizations on the moon

[vagrant fox]

I don't know how, I don't know why, but Jiang Zemin is in there

[storm jungle]

they'll 100% eventually wanna secede lol

[fervent geode]

Ill take it out of orbit trust

[raven stone]

Not Mars to become Ad Mech SMH

[fervent geode]

We will build a new Taipei 101 and all

[languid meadow]

Watching American leftists getting mad at Canadians right now because they dare to suggest fighting against fascists

[vagrant fox]

I'll build a new Klaksvík to continue the tradition of being obstinate and annoying everyone despite being irrelevant

[fervent geode]

Nah we are the Selenar/Orokin

[crystal forum]

our prime minister publicly supported palestine recently i was so surprised

[storm jungle]

tbh its not like there will be ever a Canadian invasion

its just mentally insane

[celest dome]

Tbh, trying to win it like the Vietnamese won is foolish (the Russian are very unlike the American in that regard), but striking their petrol facilities is imo the best move, as the Rich Russian are the main decider anyway

[storm jungle]

Thats different is the thing.

the Vietnamese never outright fought the Americans

thye dwindled them over time, also the protests back home didnt help

its the same as how Afghanis won over 20 years

[crystal forum]

legit just wait for the senility to get worse

[raven stone]

More like eventually some nutty Canadians will try to drive voting campaigns to join US instead...

[fervent geode]

The American force in Vietnam was never WW2 or even WW1 sized

[storm jungle]

the thing is even if it was it would make no difference

[vagrant fox]

admech are bozos compared to the Orokin you've got the correct opinion

[crystal forum]

that's already happening in alberta

[storm jungle]

you cannot ever subjugate a country as america did

[languid meadow]

It's more like
"Canadians will never trust Americans because they refuse to do anything about their government"
"Wowwwe you're just as bad as the government that wants to annex you"

[fervent geode]

I am putting people who like bread bowls into Cephalons

[crystal forum]

the fact that being literally threatened with military invasion is supposed to be a negociation tactic too

americans are cooked

[languid meadow]

Despite ending in a stalemate it was a semi win

South Korea still exists

[storm jungle]

yeah now you got 2 dystopias

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[storm jungle]

capitalism W

[fervent geode]

Its ok ordis is cool be ordis

[raven stone]

I prefer Cy

Thr battleship dude

[vagrant fox]

Dilara ban this mfer for sluring at me

[storm jungle]

Also i havent kept up this week, what did donald and the greenlanders do regarding negotations, i heard they had a sitdown or something?

[languid meadow]

Cy is goated

[fervent geode]

Fair enough

[crystal forum]

apparently he's backing down

[storm jungle]

yeah checks out

[languid meadow]

EU approved their eco nuke

So he backed out

[fervent geode]

We letting hunhow eat this one

[crystal forum]

because his handlers were scared of EU sanctions

[vagrant fox]

Hunhow is cool so it's ok

[fervent geode]

Ye

[languid meadow]

Markets also plummeted at the threat of tariffs

[storm jungle]

okay so no invasion, thats good i guess

[vagrant fox]

The king of backing down does it again

[languid meadow]

Taco

[crystal forum]

and countries still take the fucker seriously

[raven stone]

He is going to invade elsewhere with less repercussion

[storm jungle]

Turns out its easier to militarily oppress countries nobody cares about instead.

See south america

[crystal forum]

literally all you have to do with trump is ignore him until he gives up

[storm jungle]

^^^

[vagrant fox]

South America is looking prime, no one cares about that place

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

he can invade any "shithole" country he wants and nobody will lift a finger

the moment its an EU one people jump to guns

[fervent geode]

People will express outrage and forget about it after

[storm jungle]

^

literally

[fervent geode]

So hes could be planning it

[raven stone]

Although I mean in South America'a case it is pretty much Donaldism VS Drug Lords

[storm jungle]

Since he didnt get Greenland i assume it will be the S.American countries he threatened previously yeah

[raven stone]

So...

[languid meadow]

A lot of EU nations don't care about anything outside the EU....

[fervent geode]

iirc Colombia managed to cut a deal with him or something

Maybe Nicaragua again

[crystal forum]

his entire shtick is:

cause outrage to disrupt economy with uncertainty
"negotiate" with unreasonable demands that nobody would accept
be given tiny gains to placate you
declare situation over and take the W for having removed the situation

[languid meadow]

Aka Canada and Venezuela, it took them ages to say anything about both

[raven stone]

It always boils down to two things in exact order: oil, and drugs

[languid meadow]

Keir starmer is a pussy

[raven stone]

With drugs being a distant second

[raven stone]

And on other news, grass is green :p

[vagrant fox]

Well here people do a bit, the politicians don't at all

[fervent geode]

And a dumbass

[storm jungle]

Reminder that America literally only intervened in shitshows like Escobar when they learned it actively affects them the most.

Then their departments still actively sabotaged/undermined the efforts of the DEA out of pettiness

lmao

[languid meadow]

Greatest honour from Hitler today !

[crystal forum]

america would collapse without cocaine

[languid meadow]

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/trump-withdraws-canadas-invitation-to-board-of-peace/

[fervent geode]

Tbh sometimes i wonder what if pablo became the colombian president and cut a deal with them

[languid meadow]

Thanks Hitler

[fervent geode]

I fr feel theyd take it

[storm jungle]

It would likely be either

• He gets killed a few years later
• He lives to a ripe old age as a corrupt politician

the thing is at the end of the day he was a compulsive psychopath

[fervent geode]

I can see both

[storm jungle]

its why shit like the Kali Cartel bested them and lasted longer

he didnt understand being a businessman and cutting deals

[fervent geode]

So he couldve made a good Op Condor dictator

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah ive heard of this one

[storm jungle]

Yeah remember he actively beat people he wasnt even sure were betraying him to death in broad daylight in his private prison lol

[crystal forum]

if there's a hell then i'm happy if at least one person will be in it soon
if there's a heaven then i will be spending my entire time in hell with that person

[languid meadow]

On demon time

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah lmao

[storm jungle]

yeah he was a total psycho lmao

like its no wonder he got killed on some rooftops like a dog

[languid meadow]

The fucking big game photo they took with his corpse 😭

Holy shit

[storm jungle]

Ngl entirely deserved

[fervent geode]

He wasnt really doing a good job without the cousin iirc

[storm jungle]

guy literally gave decrees to have any cop people see on the street killed

its inhumane but he 100% deserved it

[storm jungle]

Yep.

[vagrant fox]

This thumbnail is the zenith, it doesn't get any better

[fervent geode]

Well just like Saddam he lives on in TikTok aura edits my lil cousin watches

[crystal forum]

if justice was real then we'd bring back being drawn and quartered but just for the current US admin

[vagrant fox]

The death penalty should only be for politicians and bankers, this is true wisdom

[crystal forum]

anybody handling money yeah

maybe lawyers

[fervent geode]

If they are living under T'au as cooperative subjects its Gue'vesa smh

[fervent geode]

We accountants would assist to death penalty ourselves🫡

[shadow plover]

Why does the text look ai generated

like the Ts don't belong in that font

[storm jungle]

"DOMESTICATED"

😭

[crystal forum]

sounds kinky

[storm jungle]

average white man with a chinese wife moment

[fervent geode]

Hmmm i could see that

[storm jungle]

i dont know where it came from but western men have a HUGE fantasy of subservient "asian wives"

like- what

😭

[crystal forum]

i have a fantasy for asians too

[storm jungle]

no

[fervent geode]

No i mean the wife would uh

Give him hell

[storm jungle]

thats the reality yeah

hence why i added the "fantasy" bit

[vagrant fox]

they're going for southeast asians now

[fervent geode]

Heheh yea

[crystal forum]

i hope they give me hell

[vagrant fox]

see my uncle

[raven stone]

I will be honest. Finding foreign women hot is one thing, but to expect it based on subservience is a huge no-no

[fervent geode]

Thailand and the Phillipines i hear

[vagrant fox]

yeah

[crystal forum]

if somebody is going to SEA for sex then they're like 70% chance to be a pedophile

[vagrant fox]

Tbf to my uncle he stopped being an alcoholic and really turned his life around when they had a daugher, turned into a fantastic person
Then he died of stomach cancer

[raven stone]

(I am East Asian and I like East Asian/Caucasian types but no way do I expect them to be subservient by any means)

[fervent geode]

I think Malaysia and Singapore are too rich and conservative for them, so its usually Indonesia/Thailand/Phillipines

[raven stone]

Sometimes consequences of a lifestyle don't give a damn about redemption arcs...

[fervent geode]

Tbh not all of them are bad imo, some just had bad luck at home

[crystal forum]

south east asians are the nicest people i know but somehow they have the most fucked up governments

[vagrant fox]

c'est la vie

[fervent geode]

(I am East Asian i hate everybody i expect all to be annihilated)

[crystal forum]

government kills you for smoking weed

[fervent geode]

Nanny states

But tbh

Like i had so many msian friends who just do weed

Like a lot of things are illegal but no punishment

[vagrant fox]

Nah but it's creepy, my brother was approached by one of his co-workers asking if my brother wouldn't like a wife because you see, my brothers coworkers wifes sister was looking to leave Malaysia and as soon as possible and would like to get married

[fervent geode]

Like being gay or bribery

[vagrant fox]

Very ???

[crystal forum]

i judge a country's value of liberty by its stance on weed

[fervent geode]

Oh the hell

[crystal forum]

did you know as a south korean you arent allowed to smoke weed even in other countries

they practise a kind of global law

[fervent geode]

I mean yeah theres uh i heard a lot of ts shit

[crystal forum]

this idea pisses me off like nothing else

as if the country fucking owns you

[fervent geode]

I mean SK is cyberpunk corpo dystopia

[vagrant fox]

I can't figure out the joke, call me gweilo the way I'm a white devil for a CCP hussy something

workshop it for me

Actually if some woman started reciting Lǐ Bái to me these days I'd be all about that

work that in there

[queen laurel]

a dedicated Lǐ Bái session with your love before you to get it on is that it?

[vagrant fox]

yea

[fervent geode]

Ts is not having a Quiet Night Thought

More like the wine one

[vagrant fox]

Invitation to wine is the number one best one of all time

I only want to get drunk and never to wake, true wisdom

[crystal forum]

lmao

[fervent geode]

He was very real

[crystal forum]

people never change

being alive fucking sucks

[fervent geode]

Humanity's second oldest friend was Alcohol

[vagrant fox]

anyways watch 30,000 miles to chang'an it's got that good poetry

[crystal forum]

we've been trying to forget we're alive since the dawn of time

at least that's how rare earth put it

evan hadfield is good with words

[fervent geode]

I like man jiang hong, ik they say yue fei didnt actually write it but when its read aloud man im ready to fight jurchens or something

[fervent geode]

Peak existence

[vagrant fox]

I should watch that one hour Lebanon video he put out

[crystal forum]

legit the only person who makes me proud to be canadian and he's barely even canadian

his dad ofc is a legend

[fervent geode]

What about the maple syrup man

[crystal forum]

who

[fervent geode]

Idk

Doesnt he make yall

[vagrant fox]

I haven't gotten that far yet, I'm still on the roster from that movie. I feel some of the meaning if missed if I don't read chinese proper but, I'm already learning Japanese

[crystal forum]

you arent supposed to know about how we're created

where did you learnt his

[fervent geode]

Oh its not from 30000 miles from changan

[fervent geode]

Tim hortons

[crystal forum]

tim hortons hasnt been good for a decade

it's americaslop

[vagrant fox]

Yea it's more I'm still reading about the people in that movie and their poetry is what I meant

[fervent geode]

It was overrated

[fervent geode]

Oh yeah mb

[vagrant fox]

I heard Canadians spawn like evil potatoes like lotr movie orcs but in maple syrup mines

[crystal forum]

it got bought by burger king and turned into another generic fast food

[fervent geode]

That movie is in the uh Tang Era

[fervent geode]

They have a canadian mould

[vagrant fox]

Yeah An Lushan rebellion times mostly

[fervent geode]

Real shame

[crystal forum]

thats literally how it works here btw

you work for a company that is either owned by americans or is trying to be bought by americans

[fervent geode]

Sogdian man declares himself emperor, does ethnic cleansing, tibetan invasion

[crystal forum]

this is considered normal

[fervent geode]

Damn

[crystal forum]

i only realize it because ive worked in small to medium tech companies

[near wasp]

Ahhh america where even you can sell out to the masses

[vagrant fox]

Sogdia is right next to soyboy in my brain for some reason, I can't take the name seriously

[crystal forum]

i kinda hate it here

[fervent geode]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

it's like not cool enough to be europe

but not the US either

[fervent geode]

What goes on in canada

[vagrant fox]

Canada is the type of country that tries to be cool but isn't cool, it's true

[fervent geode]

I never hear from there

[crystal forum]

right now it's mostly dealing with america's shit

[fervent geode]

Ah i see

Makes sense

[crystal forum]

also our economy is kinda getting fucked for other reasons

[vagrant fox]

My good boy says it's like living above a crack den

It's just sorta shit

[fervent geode]

Oh

I get the analogy

[crystal forum]

not to mention canada is separated in 2 groups

french canadians and the rest of canada

so there's even more squabbling with that

[vagrant fox]

He also lives in the middle of nowhere Ontario near where Letterkenny was filmed

[crystal forum]

oh cool

anyways we never have a competent government

[fervent geode]

Sometimes u wonder is ontario or quebec is oldfoundland

To explain newfoundland

[fervent geode]

Oh man

[crystal forum]

but i dont think any country has that so i think it's fair

[near wasp]

Yeah but Canada's really sucks

[crystal forum]

we're just the average neolib shit that the rest of the anglo world is stuck in

we're just closer to the US than the rest

[near wasp]

You know it's bad when multiple provinces are talking about leaving and becoming American states

[crystal forum]

and thus get rammed in the ass harder

[crystal forum]

they arent

that's propaganda

it's wildly unpopular

per polls

[vagrant fox]

Nah that's just what some English king called it, Henry whoever. So I guess the UK is oldfoundland

[crystal forum]

newfoundland can be safely ignored just like the territories

do not worry

[near wasp]

Its propaganda but there's still a referendum happening

[vagrant fox]

no newfoundland is a terrorist state, it introduced american country music to the faroe islands

I hate that place

[crystal forum]

it's like how you can ignore half the US states

they hold no importance

[vagrant fox]

I have to listen to the most dickass lame country music by wannabe cowboys in the North Atlantic wearing furtrimmed canadian tuxes and jeans and their stupid cowboy hats because of Newfoundland

[crystal forum]

they're just copying quebec

in a very half assed way

like "they can do it so we can too!" sort of shit

[fervent geode]

Crazy origin for the UK

[crystal forum]

here's important canada lore you should remember:

albertans are as cooked as american southern states

[languid meadow]

FREEEEE ME

I don't want to be sent to the education camp with marlina

[vagrant fox]

My boy wants Alberta to burn but the one guy I met from Alberta was a great lad but he was also of some Cree tribe

[crystal forum]

if a canadian starts talking about quebec unprompted then they are probably from alberta which is a shocker

[storm jungle]

The only States that would successfully/even attempt to secede are like 2 out of the 50

and even that would take A LOT of dominoes to happen

so its never happening

[languid meadow]

It's new York and California

[near wasp]

States?

[storm jungle]

Unification War time baby

🫡

[near wasp]

I was talking about canada

[vagrant fox]

long story short the colonization of the americas was a mistake, bring back the Apache and the Nahua peoples

[languid meadow]

Non of the provinces can succeed outside of the confederation successfully

[near wasp]

Not American states

[languid meadow]

If they did they'd be fucked

Just the threat of Quebec doing so fucked them for years by foreign investment

Same is gonna happen to Alberta outside of oil

[crystal forum]

alberta seceeding would literally change nothing because they're already an american puppet

[languid meadow]

UCP is no longer a Canadian party it's full of traitors

Never has been actually

[crystal forum]

genuinely hilarious how it's still living rent free in their head that quebec tried it

albertans wish they had any national identity

but they dont have the damn culture

the province is like barely 200 years old

[languid meadow]

I meannn we do it's just not as apparent, a lot of the culture around food is Ukrainian mixed with Asian styles

[crystal forum]

there's no roots to the lands other than the natives that were displaced and genocided

[crystal forum]

that's even more recent immigration

[languid meadow]

Over a hundred years old

[crystal forum]

alberta just doesnt have the same kind of cultural heritage that an older province like quebec has

there's no unity at all

it's like utah vs massachusets

one has the fucking revolutionary war the other has mormons

[storm jungle]

my favorite thing with Native Americans is like

"They had thousands of tribes murdering, enslaving and killing each other already so who cares what we did."

Like, what kind of argument is this lol

By that logic every culture has essentially done that same thing but about as many non-violent acts towards each other as well 💀

[crystal forum]

canada's genocide of first nations is a very depressing read if you feel inclined

it's still brushed over

just ignored

we still find dead bodies of kids under the schools

like fields of them

[near wasp]

We learn a lot about the killing of natives around here in the usa

Trail of tears and such

[crystal forum]

not all states

[near wasp]

Well at least when I lived in Wyoming

[vagrant fox]

My friend in Oklahoma didn't, which I find in a way funny considering the things what went down

[languid meadow]

Massachusetts the most populous state

Named after the Massachusetts people

[crystal forum]

mass of two shits

im learning about american geography thanks to hoi4 old world blues mod

[languid meadow]

It's so hard to find anything on them because they're overshadowed by the state

[crystal forum]

i now know where oklahoma is

something no human should know

[languid meadow]

That pan handle was promised to Oklahoma 200 years ago

[near wasp]

Old world blues is the only way I play hoi

Ive never played normal hoi

[crystal forum]

i have only played normal hoi4 as romania

many times

because it's small

[crystal forum]

vanilla hoi4 is such a boring game made hard by the volume of information you have to process

i have played so much OWB recently that im starting to wish the mod was done in civ or some other better game

[near wasp]

There's a elder scrolls mod for ck

And a world of darkness mod too

[vagrant fox]

They're pretty good

[crystal forum]

doggy bowl because ur a freak

[celest cedar]

since we talked HL earlier

[crystal forum]

half life is the only video game in existence that managed to make the mp7 cool

dumb looking gun

there's too many mp's

mp5, mp7, mp9

mp3 player

[near wasp]

Mp7 is fine

[near wasp]

I prefer the ump but ehhh

[vagrant fox]

UMP is definitely cooler and better and sexier

[crystal forum]

it's such a generic plastic gun

[near wasp]

Its not tho

[crystal forum]

im serious about there being too many fucking smg's

they're all useless

stop trying to make them work

[near wasp]

Smgs have there uses

[crystal forum]

none of them worth the amount being produced i'd say

[vagrant fox]

but have you considered this

[crystal forum]

here's my hot take

the smg was perfect with the mp5

just use the mp5

[vagrant fox]

looks cringe, use the UMP

[crystal forum]

stop trying to make an smg for every caliber

[near wasp]

That's not even a hot take

Mp5 is the perfect smg

[crystal forum]

your target wont be deader when hit by 45 acp compared to 9mm

[near wasp]

That's not true

[crystal forum]

they're all pistol calibers

they're all weak

[vagrant fox]

9mm UMP w/e

[crystal forum]

if you want to kill something use a rifle

[near wasp]

The ballistic difference between 9mm and .45 is significant

[crystal forum]

yet everybody's using 9mm

[near wasp]

Because it's plentiful and doesn't recoil much

And you can stuff a lot more 9mm into a mag than .45

[crystal forum]

it's an smg. pistol caliber recoil is negligible no matter which

45 recoil is nothing on an smg platform

9mm is non existent

[languid meadow]

Glory to the 45. Vector

[near wasp]

The vector is magic

Its piston recoil system is one of the sexist feats of engineering

[crystal forum]

im still waiting for vector to invent the kap-40 from bo2

cmon

now autopistols i can get behind

embrace the stupidness of pistol caliber

reject recoil control

i can be trusted with a glock-18

[near wasp]

I love how Glock made a new pistol that couldn't have a switch put on it only for a new switch to be made the next week

[crystal forum]

lmao

[near wasp]

Glock maybe should of stuck with horses

[crystal forum]

ive seen those 3d printed parts

it literally takes like 5 minutes

to create a felony

[near wasp]

Putting a vertical grip on a pistol also makes it a felony

Because somehow that makes the gun shoot harder

[crystal forum]

thats because THEY dont want you to unlock the true potential of the glockbine

[near wasp]

The atf is so stupid

[crystal forum]

rn i've seen what's popular is putting pistols in full on carbine conversions

dumb shit

[near wasp]

As long as it's an arm brace instead of a stock and the total length is under a certain amount with only so long a barrel it's legal

Because it's still technically a pistol

[crystal forum]

dumb lawmakers are the same world wide

here certain knives are illegal for looking scary

and i think certain states too have that

[near wasp]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

but you can go buy a huge buck knife

[near wasp]

A lot of states ban butterfly knoves

[crystal forum]

like the 2 inch stiletto is so scary because it's spring activated

but no my fucking machete is fine

this just futher proves my point that any blade which isn't fixed is for pussies

[near wasp]

I have a sword and a kbar

Also a shield I made back in highschool

[crystal forum]

did you forge it

[near wasp]

The shield is welded and cut from quarter inch sheet

The kbar is from a garage sale and the sword I stole from my old roommate

I say stole but really it's more of repossessed since he owes me multiple grand

[crystal forum]

damn

[rocky gale]

I'm sorry but this guy's far too chill to be a Tyranid

[crystal forum]

break his knees

[rocky gale]

Id grab a beer with that guy

[crystal forum]

larmoth you would grab a beer with an eldritch horror

[rocky gale]

Is she single?

[crystal forum]

wack

[near wasp]

Down bad

Like down abyssal

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-gif-1554453415906877965

[raven stone]

Admittedly liking monsters is an...acquired taste...that few people possess

No, I am not one of them either

[near wasp]

Feel confident enough for a polygraph

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-gif-12085229

[crystal forum]

normies be like "yeah im into monsters" when all they're doing is putting cat ears on an anime girl

[raven stone]

Dead confident. I know my own kinks (though this is not the place to list them 😅)

[queen laurel]

hey you still stick around to us so what does that say to you

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/shreek-smile-shrek-meme-smiling-nice-gif-2254951627329396250

[rose thorn]

^

[near wasp]

That I'm also just as down bad

[queen laurel]

Yeah but you also have the people on the other end of the spectrum that is willing to Make Love with old one eye

[near wasp]

That's foul

[crystal forum]

now that's proper monster fucking

i respect the insanity

[near wasp]

Too far

[crystal forum]

you have to give props to people who see primal killing machines and say "i'd tap that"

i assume it's like the desire to hunt apex predators on a safari

except with your penis

[near wasp]

At a certain point it stops being a fetish and it starts being needing professional help

[vagrant fox]

Wrong

[crystal forum]

you're outnumbered mister oracle

[storm jungle]

is this guy eating a fucking gaunt

😭

[raven stone]

It is an Ork

Probably mistook it for a giant Squig

[queen laurel]

of course he is

[outer wave]

He's allowed a lil gaunt

[vagrant fox]

Dilara hates it when anyone has fun

[celest dome]

Alls fair in love and war

[vagrant fox]

Leave the ork be

[raven stone]

NGL that is some sick Octarius War art

[storm jungle]

Always. No fun allowed.

[storm jungle]

More like love and vore 💀

[fervent geode]

Vore amidst war

[raven stone]

Next you will asking us whether we have seen Fallen Angels (referencing Asmodai being the no fun allowed guy)

[near wasp]

I'm used to it

[storm jungle]

the only Fallen I know is the Fallen from the critically acclaimed and cinematic masterpiece Transformers 2: The Return of the Fallen

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-2007-robot-leg-legs-gif-10684299710292459435

[valid needle]

It’s fucking weird

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-wtf-gif-25758871

[valid needle]

When the dude who talks about taking tyranid dick starts looking at your dog a little too long.

[vagrant fox]

Gladder than I've ever been to not have seen transformers now

[raven stone]

You bet someone on the script writing team was getting that shit past the censors

[storm jungle]

watch Transformers 1 (the only good one) and also Bumblebee (the non-Bay one)

also Transformers One the animated movie, absolute peak

[valid needle]

Bumblebee can get it

[vagrant fox]

no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAe5oZpDMgs

[storm jungle]

yes

[vagrant fox]

Lets watch peak instead

[near wasp]

Actual peak

[valid needle]

Noooo John helldiver don’t give the automatons the glop glop 2000

[storm jungle]

Redacted Regiment indeed

[languid meadow]

poor Ollie

didn't even get a chance in the absolute universe

[storm jungle]

unironically the most realistic death ever

😭

[vagrant fox]

crazy

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gif-2450101530054484962

[arctic talon]

Rich billionaire gets a consciousness, gets murdered by the other billionaires, what did Darkseid mean by this

[fervent geode]

The Enemy Within

[near wasp]

@storm jungle welp my coworker and his wife have sent me there character sheets for vtm....

What should I have them do to get themselves some domain tho.... I got zero clue

[celest dome]

The hunting Domain ?

[vagrant fox]

What's happenin lads

[rocky gale]

Reddit

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/that70s-show-kitty-drinks-drinking-day-chill-gif-16669162

[near wasp]

Well yeah like there turf

Cause like we were originally gonna do a Camilla game but we've switched to anarach so I'm kinda lost for what to actually do for the first night

Maybe I have them deal with some undead zombies

[celest dome]

What theme can you center their group as

[winged jacinth]

ah vtm
never got the opportunity to play but i had the role of making 3rd party decisions for a game some friends were playing

they'd go "who's the vampire in charge of vegas" and i'd go "Cher, obviously"

[celest dome]

Yea, not that make some sense

[near wasp]

I'm not sure. Ones a diva ones a hecata

[celest dome]

I bet Celine Dion would be a Vamp that tried to invade Vegas for a while

[celest dome]

More so their origin

[near wasp]

Ones a med student who got turned the others a lady of the night

[celest dome]

Honestly I've always centred my games around my actual area (so either university or Wild forest)

Have you thought of doing chase instead, where they're doing illegal hunts ? In anotehr Vamp group's hunting ground

[near wasp]

Its my first game as a St so I'd like to try and simplify if possible

As fun as that sounds

Hmmmm

But that could be a way to get them mixed up with the baron of the Bronx or something

[near wasp]

You know vtm help me out ;-;

[crisp heath]

with whar

[near wasp]

I'm struggling on what to have my players do for the first night

[celest dome]

Oh you're setting it in NY ?

[near wasp]

Yes

I did ny since I'd have less I'd have to completely improve

[celest dome]

Iirc there is a fanmade VtM module that really explore all the borough

Giving each a different bloodline led group

[raven stone]

You know, I think I figured out the mystery of where Jagthai Khan went.

He got sick of the IoM bullshit and is now training Umas at Tracen.

It makes a comedic amount of sense...

[crisp heath]

im ngl

i did all of my shit on the fly or completely just searched the wikis

[crisp heath]

And settled down with a dark eldar wife and had 10000 kids

[celest dome]

Khan is doing racing competions in thingy

[winged jacinth]

when she says "do you believe in life after love" she means after a vampire bite...

[opaque coyote]

Cain using a laspistol

+1 for accuracy

[crisp heath]

whoever it is needs to be gone

[near wasp]

Huru wouldn't kill somebody

[crisp heath]

that means the person they're talking about is so vile even her is considering it as well

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats why cain has the gun

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/castle-umm-wait-a-second-gif-16667188

Fuck that's a good point

[crisp heath]

my grandmas tv has a problem that everytime theres a blackout you need to remove and re-insert one of the plugs and put it in such a specific position it takes a lot of time and of all people in this house only me has done it so every time it happens they call me and i feel like a tech adept going over to talk with the machine spirit of that fuckass tv

[raven stone]

Get yourself some red AdMech robes

[crisp heath]

i unironically would

if i find my size

[raven stone]

And play the Mechanicus OST every time you do it 😅

https://youtu.be/ztzq05IzYds?si=UaiiOn8ut1A57Iqg

[arctic talon]

Get some incense

lol

[near wasp]

Just buy like 6 ft of red clothes and stitch silver or gold around it

[languid meadow]

I should unironically buy one of those stupid little mechanicus censors

[near wasp]

Same

55usd

[valid needle]

He hates them tho

[near wasp]

I need the audio of "the goth girl emerges" "bring me the country music loving farm boy" and jaghatai gets drug off "the goth girl demands it"

[glossy sonnet]

what

[fervent geode]

Jaghatai is long dead

His sons will see his flayed corpse attached to some Drukhari War-Standard eternally preserved

[rocky gale]

https://youtu.be/-YXIB8yAxt4

[celest dome]

GW's economist: "ANd i took offence to that"

[fervent geode]

I will fight them in a checkers 1v1 for that

[celest dome]

Say hello to the Pinkerton on my behalf

[fervent geode]

[arctic talon]

That’s not GW smh

GW just sends lawyers

[celest dome]

GW did allegedly use the Pink before iirc,

[arctic talon]

Where

What

[celest dome]

think it was in one of the pinkerton business thingy

like ages ago

[arctic talon]

Literally have never heard of this

Tbh

[rose thorn]

Checked, it looks like just someone saying GW leakers beware because wotc sent Pinkertons around the time of the cross worlds thingy

You can see my ass Twitter avatar

Reddit*

[celest dome]

No, iirc it was about something way older, like it was never seen publicly, but there were some contract or something

[hollow lantern]

Acting like most of the leaks aren't GW purposefully leaking things to build hype

[rose thorn]

The only other thing i can see is GW hiring a company to get rid of fake eBay listings for wh mdoels

[arctic talon]

There’s been a few leaks that are def not GW

[rose thorn]

Which sounds pretty based to me idk

[arctic talon]

The recent Killteam one and Angron

One

[rocky gale]

And anytime there's any actual accidental leaks GW's reaction has always been "Oh"

[hollow lantern]

Angron is one

Yeah

[winged silo]

I'm trying to homebrew a Space Marine chapter with an unusually high amount of Psykers. Still trying to go about making everything else, like their founding and such. Maybe a cursed founding so I can add in something weird.

[hollow lantern]

Its very rare they're not GW leaks tho imo

[rose thorn]

The only one I think was GW was a guy getting that BA character lol

[arctic talon]

Make sure to not put too much stuff in the pot, if you already got the high psykers don’t make the cursed founding thing very eeird

[rocky gale]

Like when they accidentally send a model which hasn't been released yet to someone they just go "Oh, uhhh cool. Guess that's your now"

[arctic talon]

That shit was hilarious

[hollow lantern]

You could tell Angron wasn't a GW leak cause they scrambled to put together an announcement for him

[arctic talon]

And probably GW

[arctic talon]

Same with the nightbringer and Killteam one

[rose thorn]

The aos leaker world is full of insane people so idk

[arctic talon]

Meant to be out 2026

Leaked in mid 2025

Outstanding move

[rose thorn]

I think the guy dropping goblin riddles hinting at future model releases

Is either a plant or just whitefang’s alt

[rocky gale]

Lady Malys also got leaked when they accidentally sent someone the sprue like 6 months beforehand, so early no one could even figure out what it was since it didn't have any packaging or instructions

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[celest dome]

Think the only leaks they're trying to avoid are workers selling stuff before due dates and such

[arctic talon]

Nah

They don’t like super early leaks

I.E Angron and the Killteam stuff

If it’s within a month or two it’s fine

If it’s visual

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah 40K is finally fuckinh getting anvil of apotheosis

[arctic talon]

Way longer

[rose thorn]

After not having it for like 3 editions

[arctic talon]

For text leaks

[rocky gale]

PEAK

[rose thorn]

Ikr

[arctic talon]

It’s never had it

lol

[rocky gale]

Wait when did they say this?

[arctic talon]

40k has nothing had anything like anvil of apotheosis

[arctic talon]

Its in the maelstrom stuff

[rose thorn]

I thought you could make your own hero? Or am I thinking of uhhh

[arctic talon]

Not in that way

lol

You could customize the loadout

But you couldn’t do what anvil allows you

[rose thorn]

No im thinking of the thing where yu spend points to upgrade a hero to be a chapter master and shit

Okay it’s finally having anvil of apotheosis lmao

[winged silo]

Alright, but I'm thinking about calling them the "Ethereal Tempest," but, again, nothing is finalized.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It’s kind of funny how long crusade was around.

But no anvil of apotheosis

lol

[rose thorn]

Oh sorry auto mod

Finally people’s weapon swaps and insane ugly as sin ork kitbashes can be validated

[arctic talon]

When Anvil of apotheosis is prolly the best part of path to glory

GW are too safe

With path to glory

For some fucking reason

Imo

[rose thorn]

Fr lmao

[arctic talon]

Like they play way way way way too safe

With the rules for it

[winged silo]

GW sucks, which is why we make homebrew lore.

[arctic talon]

I mean

They don’t

[rose thorn]

Tbf, the new book now has AoP for terrain and your own units

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[hollow lantern]

And I'm not paying attention to anyone's homebrew, personally

[rose thorn]

So it’s peak

[arctic talon]

But it’s not as weird as 40k’s has been consistently

Give me hellscapes in AoS lol

In like an eightpoints path to glory

[storm jungle]

Hellscapes in AOS?

[arctic talon]

The mechanic

[storm jungle]

Bro just look below the buildings in your sigmarite cities

[arctic talon]

Most of the mortal realms are a shithole

It is known

[storm jungle]

😭

[rocky gale]

Wait

[arctic talon]

I don’t live in a “city”

Smh

I am a tree

[rocky gale]

Those nerds stole my idea

[arctic talon]

It’s a very common idea

Let’s be real here

[storm jungle]

👎

[arctic talon]

I’m going to feed you to the ghost lights smh

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[rocky gale]

But I'm the one who made it

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

I know like

3 other people who have done this as well

💀

But very cool kitbash

[arctic talon]

Yet another sylvaneth W

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-news-trump-gif-22804577

I did it first

[arctic talon]

Incorrect

Now perish

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh

[queen laurel]

how about i slap you both in the face with a hammer head shark

[dapper gyro]

Delicious

[rose thorn]

Not enough star children smh

[rocky gale]

The Command Sentinel can have actual rules, this is so hype

[arctic talon]

Do you guys think sylvaneth sap is edible

Like some tree sap

[rocky gale]

Like Syrup?

[arctic talon]

Or do you think it’s magical

And it’ll kill you

[arctic talon]

Either or

[storm jungle]

Is sap edible IRL?

[arctic talon]

Some is

[storm jungle]

[rocky gale]

Like Syrup?

[storm jungle]

Julian.

[arctic talon]

Pine sap for some pine trees is edible

[arctic talon]

Yeah sure

Why not

[celest dome]

Most sap is edible, just that most are very much disgusting

[rocky gale]

Do you ever just wish you could take a bite out of a tree

[celest dome]

So some Sylvaneth faction must have edible sap

other not

[rocky gale]

If sap is like their blood, could a Vampire drink a Sylvaneth's sap to feed?

[rose thorn]

Depends tm

[queen laurel]

i think it depends on the glade though because ironbark glade i might die by ingesting iron rich SAP

[rose thorn]

There are Ghyran vampires so, maybe?

[celest dome]

Make me think of that Canadian Lodger Vampire BF comic

[heady rivet]

They should make a GSC thats just doomers that are always like "Its so over, the fleets never coming here. No way. Whats even the POINT" so they just end up another work gang but with slightly better benefits

[rocky gale]

Reading the Nyssa Volari books is teaching me a lot about the Soulblights

[celest dome]

Sylvaneth who would be infected with vampyrism could have that Sap vampyrism, but normal Vamp would still need blood

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[rocky gale]

Like they aren't harmed by the sun like at all

[rose thorn]

I belive they are only empowered by the purple sun of shyish, which is what caused people to think they are weaker in the sun

hysh*

I read that mentioned in like

3 other soulblight books lol

But I don’t fully remember

Uhg I love anvil of apotheosis

I lvoe seeing people’s anvil builds

[rose thorn]

Man I want Haarken to get a book

[rocky gale]

Haarken "I claim this world"

Imperial Governor "Nuh uh"

Haarken Claims anyway

Imperial Governor "Damn"

[storm jungle]

^

will still take it over loyalist slop though

[jade holly]

Haarken: “This world is mine to claim”

Who are you? Haarken Worldclaimer?

[rocky gale]

"But my lord there's no way we can claim this world"

"Say my name"

"Haarken Worldclaimer"

https://tenor.com/view/you're-goddamn-right-you're-right-say-my-name-breaking-bad-walt-gif-2106015409340720732

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rose thorn]

HAHAHWHAHHSHWEHA

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rose thorn]

Chapter 1 will be haarken takin over a world, chapter 2-8 will be about a space marine trying to kill haarken, chapter 9 will be about haarken taking over a world

Then like 4 months after the book releases the space marine from the book gets a black library model

[tough haven]

The 40k ttrpg I’m playing in is starting tomorrow and I wanna try and figure out some fun in character “contextual voicelines” for them and in context of my companions too, anyone willing to help? My character is a calculus logi working as an investigator for the collegiate extremis, my companions are a ratling sniper, a tempestus scion, an arbitrator, a sister hospitaller and a death cult assassin, the party is in the service of an inquisitor for a suicide mission. I’d like to try and come up with little nicknames for each character like how the rejects do cause I love that

[rocky gale]

What's a calculus logi?

[tough haven]

I imagine he’ll have some respect for the arbitrator as a fellow man of the law, but will harbor some disdain/resentment towards them as my character originally came from a hive and was likely treated poorly by arbitrators/enforcers, or just disapproves of the blunt tactics of the arbites

[tough haven]

Kinda like a lexmechanic, someone that deals in consuming and analyzing data for various tasks

[lament shoal]

Closest we got is the fall of cadia campaign in tacticus lmfao

He's got dialogue there

[humble shoal]

All of them are pre-servitor

Except for the ratling who is subpar servitor

[heady rivet]

Warhammer fans be like "You gotta check out HH"

[humble shoal]

Where is transhuman yaoi?

[heady rivet]

Baked in with everything, inherently

Thats the seasoning on it all

[spring cairn]

deadlock

[storm jungle]

👎

[rocky gale]

No cannibalism Yuri, bad series

[rose thorn]

Yoink

I cannot tell if this is anti HH posting or pro HH posting

[rose thorn]

whats wtith the shaving razor lol

wait is that

a uh

[vagrant fox]

that's a tanto

[rose thorn]

OH

[vagrant fox]

for seppuku

[rose thorn]

i thought pusher was just posting a shaving razor on a table

[misty vector]

half of these are in the infinite and the divine

[dapper gyro]

Tanto is the word for every small knife, so the razor is one of them.

Not even a joke. https://japaneseknifedirect.com/cdn/shop/files/hiroshi-suzuki-hs-450-tactical-tanto-1198321273.jpg

This is a tanto because a Japanese dude made it, and the classified as "tanto" in their category.

[rose thorn]

Tbf this applies to all things Japanese outside of Japan lol

[tough haven]

This character finds servitors disgusting and horrifying, as he’s terrified of “losing his personality/self” if he gets too many cranial augmentations or has too many machine spirits in his head, so the existence of servitors triggers that phobia

[humble shoal]

That sounds like a heretek

[tough haven]

This character isn’t a classic machine-like admech type