Entirely depends.
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
Custodians exist as a tabletop faction and you can literally make a Shield Host whos job is anything, same with pre-existing Hosts who can just be anywhere for any reason as long as it makes some sense.
arctic talon
Shield host who’s main job is to find really pretty flowers for the emperors garden
queen laurel
Custodians exist as a tabletop faction and you can literally make a Shield Host ...
Yeah like let me show you right now
These guys are the golden Lords Shields and they uh uh. Hunt monsters for the emperors palace for decorations
celest willow
Custodians are weird tbh
rose thorn
If they reveal underworlds in the 26th I promise I’ll buy it
storm jungle
Custodians are weird tbh
They really arent
celest willow
They really arent
Like weird good
storm jungle
Like weird good
celest willow
I just find them interesting
like they make u realize how shoddy and brutish space marine production is
storm jungle
I mean their production is awful too its just more intricate
they literally experiment on a infant child with genetics and alchemy
arctic talon
Mmmmm gene alchemy
languid meadow
well yeah maybe dont be a baby abandoned at the doorstep of the palace it's dat shrimple
celest willow
they literally experiment on a infant child with genetics and alchemy
Rich people babies tho(that’s how yk it is fancy)
storm jungle
Rich people babies tho(that’s how yk it is fancy)
celest willow
well yeah maybe dont be a baby abandoned at the doorstep of the palace it's dat ...
Pretty sure imperial elites donate there children in hopes of having them become custodians
storm jungle
Its ceremonial and also gives your family boasting-points yeah
celest willow
Meanwhile space marines just kidnap random slum orphans
celest willow
Imagine a navigator space marine or custodian
storm jungle
Thats not really how it works
arctic talon
Not possible as far as we know
storm jungle
a navigator baby will always be in a navigator family
arctic talon
Yeah
storm jungle
they'd kill an entire city before letting a navigator child escape
celest willow
Nothing is stoping the inquisition from stealing the genetic makeup of a navigator
queen laurel
Meanwhile space marines just kidnap random slum orphans
yeah but those random slum orphans are like really good serial killers
storm jungle
Nothing is stoping the inquisition from stealing the genetic makeup of a navigat...
It is. Navigator houses.
Also other imperial institutions
languid meadow
Navis have tons of pull
storm jungle
^
languid meadow
even more than the inquisition
storm jungle
They are literally massive mercantile empires
celest willow
It is. Navigator houses.
This is GW lore anything is cannon if they feel like it
storm jungle
This is GW lore anything is cannon if they feel like it
Yeah but this isnt the case here lol
arctic talon
This would violate too much
storm jungle
^
storm jungle
"Anything is canon" doesnt work when the idea itself is too silly/convoluted
arctic talon
But also in the current state no
Also besides we know marine conversion process doesn’t work on abhumans
arctic talon
Genetic incompatibility
celest willow
"Anything is canon" doesnt work when the idea itself is too silly/convoluted
Malcador lore
storm jungle
Malcador lore
?
celest willow
Just everything about that guy
arctic talon
You cannot shove geneseed into a navigator likely
celest willow
am just saying a navigator custodian would be cool
arctic talon
They’ll prolly just die
storm jungle
Just have a relic that can do that lol
celest willow
A navigator does their job fine
Cause it is cool
storm jungle
Cause it is cool
Weak excuse.
This is like "My guardsman is a superman that can just shoot lasers from his eyes because its cool."
theres no need for it
celest willow
counterpoint: everything WH40k
celest willow
like buzz saw swords
vagrant fox
Dilara make a Tighten meme edit, there are no blank marines, there are no navigator marines, and there is no good guy marines
Get to it 👏 👏
storm jungle
like buzz saw swords
A chainsword doesnt break pre-established lore too much
a navigator marine is a literal political crisis
same with a custodian
it would make navigator houses on terra rebel or worse
You dont encroach on a monopolised territory of another faction in the Imperium
celest willow
Where there is a will there is a way
young pecan
That makes me wonder how tech marines even became an acceptable result
Admech are SO stingy
limpid granite
Couldnt navigators simply be incompatible because of their mutations?
storm jungle
Yeah that is the case.
storm jungle
Where there is a will there is a way
The way is getting shot.
celest willow
Couldnt navigators simply be incompatible because of their mutations?
Ogryn marines are a thing
limpid granite
Uhh
celest willow
you sure?
storm jungle
Yes?
celest willow
Hol on imma google it
young pecan
Ogryn marines are a thing
Source?
limpid granite
You cant deviate from the human dogma too far before you become incompatible with the marine process
storm jungle
Bruh
young pecan
I'm sure a genius could engineer the geneseed to make ogryns and navigators compatible
But no
storm jungle
where the hell did you think ogryn marines existed lol
limpid granite
Also techmarines fit because its smart to have a combat ready engineer
celest willow
Ig I confused drugged ogryns for marine ogryns
storm jungle
💀
limpid granite
But often theyre disliked by both marines and admech
storm jungle
But often theyre disliked by both marines and admech
Depends on the Chapter but yeah.
young pecan
I'm just surprised Admech was fine sharing their secrets with marines at all
storm jungle
I mean they arent
celest willow
Man a navigator psychic custodian would be cool
storm jungle
they teach them the basics
limpid granite
Most likely just the basics
storm jungle
Man a navigator psychic custodian would be cool
limpid granite
Like appeasing the machine spirit field repairs and such
celest willow
<:RevFacepalmBC:814048957616750622>
Let me dream smh
limpid granite
Hard repairs and machine spirit shutdowns would have to be fixed on the battle barge or command base
celest willow
sometimes what a girl needs is the WH40k equivalent of a Trex with a minigun strapped to it
young pecan
I feel like techmarines get more than just bare bone basics considering they train away from their chapter for years
storm jungle
Nah, they get basics, the lore says as much.
young pecan
I'm sure they don't get the full scoop regardless
storm jungle
The basics themselves are extensive as it is anyway
limpid granite
Techpriests would never divulge their secrets
storm jungle
Vehicles, weapons, fixing that shit, machine spirits, yada yada
celest willow
Btw techmarines are extremely propaganda fed by the admech iirc
young pecan
Oh well for things that are still very advanced for a normal person still fitting under "basics", yeah true
limpid granite
They probably get more information than a tech adept
young pecan
It does make sense that AdMech are only fine with the whole thing because they temporarily nab and indoctrinate the marines in question for some years
storm jungle
A basic engineering course is like 4-5 years.
Now imagine that but you also get taught everything about military vehicles, aircraft and every little thing of what makes them tick.
That alone would be even more years ontop of that.
storm jungle
It does make sense that AdMech are only fine with the whole thing because they t...
Its less scummy than that really, they just do it because Marines are useful.
they also need each other
its a beneficial transaction
celest willow
The admech ain’t gonna hand u secrets without injecting ur brain with 8TB of Omnissiah chants
young pecan
its a beneficial transaction
Who is going to fix the marines' stuff, and who is going to reinforce some tech priests who wake up a necron world afuckinggain
limpid granite
I do wonder if forgefathers are allowed secrets or if they have their own methods
storm jungle
Who is going to fix the marines' stuff, and who is going to reinforce some tech ...
Depends lol
again no monolith answer
this is like asking "is a cop gonna help me if i get stabbed in the street"
arctic talon
Tech marines(usually) hold more loyalty to the chapter then the forgeworld they’re trained on
Emphasis on usually
storm jungle
who the fuck knows whos where and what lol
arctic talon
In the US the cops legally don’t need to help you if you’re getting stabbed to death 💀
young pecan
Depends lol
Oh I was being sarcastic because that highlights the beneficial transaction in question
vagrant fox
Speaking of tech marines which story is it where one meets his former admech mentor?
young pecan
In the US the cops legally don’t need to help you if you’re getting stabbed to d...
I think about this all the time
arctic talon
The police also technically don’t need to help you if you get robbed
Ect.
It’s kinda goofy lol
celest willow
In the US the cops legally don’t need to help you if you’re getting stabbed to d...
Something something Enforcers of law not protectors of people something something
young pecan
Insert eight morbillion instances where cops look at something that obviously happened and went "No it didn't, and if it did then I don't feel like dealing with it"
celest willow
who wins
arctic talon
celest willow
United States cop VS walnut
young pecan
If a crime has a price attached to it, it's only a crime for the poor
arctic talon
SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
young pecan
AM I HIT
celest willow
Proceeds to magdump care like a idiot
storm jungle
If a crime has a price attached to it, it's only a crime for the poor
I dont think any show like Daredevil made me hate the american justice system as much as it did lol
storm jungle
insane how you literally can just walk after doing the most horrible shit if you got a great lawyer
young pecan
**almost shoots the person they fucking arrested**
For using two entire magazines and not landing a shot?
I don't know that was pretty poor performance
You can barely say "almost"
storm jungle
also second favorite thing
"Oh the upcoming witness obviously was killed off-court? WELP too bad!"
💀
thanks guys very helpful
celest willow
Didn’t they say he has mental health problems as a excuse
storm jungle
Basically anything really
storm jungle
but it doesnt matter, hes a cop as elite said, they always walk
vagrant fox
Speaking of tech marines which story is it where one meets his former admech men...
It's Eye of Ezekiel btw ☝️ 🤓
It's an interesting situation
young pecan
The bagel he had that morning was laced with opiates (poppy seeds) he couldn't control himself
arctic talon
In the US
storm jungle
The bagel he had that morning was laced with opiates (poppy seeds) he couldn't c...
40k type ahh story
arctic talon
Weapon of mass destruction: fent
celest willow
Cops need to do some insane shit
Best way to deal with cops is to be a nepo baby
storm jungle
celest willow
if ur broke or a minority ur screwed
arctic talon
And don’t mind the biggest criminal organization in the US
Police unions
Are like
Actual fucking gangs lol
vagrant fox
I'm very puzzled by US police, do they really need all that military surplus to not deal with school shooters?
young pecan
Best way to deal with cops is to be a nepo baby
Second best way:
storm jungle
I'm very puzzled by US police, do they really need all that military surplus to ...
Yeah they gotta shoot minorities
arctic talon
I'm very puzzled by US police, do they really need all that military surplus to ...
They need to chuck a flashbang into a baby crib
storm jungle
^
young pecan
I'm very puzzled by US police, do they really need all that military surplus to ...
Brother was walking up to the hand sanitizer dispenser during Uvalde
KILL HIM
arctic talon
The police as an institution need a total fucking overhaul in the US lol
Not enough training
Trained to escalate
Also
So much fucking military surplus
celest willow
Not enough training
Isn’t even training it is the lack of discipline
hallow saddle
i read its just 12 weeks training for a police officer in US
arctic talon
You do not need a goddamn breaching vehicle from the gulf war
arctic talon
i read its just 12 weeks training for a police officer in US
On average it’s 4 months 💀
Lowest known is 1 month
Btw
vagrant fox
I read some of the police have M113s like what the shit for
celest willow
Gotta be atleast 2 years + mental health checks
hallow saddle
all the gear & no idea
arctic talon
Oh also
Some police precincts
Don’t Hire you if your IQ is too high
You literally cannot make this shit up
hallow saddle
haha yeah i read that too
arctic talon
The person who didn’t get hired sued and lost in court over it
Bcs “it’s not discrimination”
vagrant fox
Genuinely what the hell for, crushing orphans? Running over some homeless people?
vagrant fox
space marine rhino!
arctic talon
celest willow
Don’t Hire you if your IQ is too high
Crazy work
rose thorn
it would make navigator houses on terra rebel or worse
Glad navigators have found it genetically advantageous to roll back the incest a bit and just extract genetic material from the elders
storm jungle
Glad navigators have found it genetically advantageous to roll back the incest a...
No they still do incest
idk why people object to this
lmao
arctic talon
Because it’s yucky
rose thorn
idk why people object to this
I don’t it’s just mentioned in a recent (ish) book they want more genetic variety
storm jungle
Because rich irredeemable piece of shit plutocrats should be disgusting.
celest willow
i dunno about that one looking at US cops
Us cops are like a more nerdy version of the arbites
storm jungle
Because it’s yucky
Dont care.
arctic talon
Lol
arctic talon
Us cops are like a more nerdy version of the arbites
Other way around
storm jungle
"its yucky"
rose thorn
Rites of passage
arctic talon
People get grossed out by incest in fictional settings
celest willow
Other way around
Daniel vs the cooler Daniel
arctic talon
Not my problem
vagrant fox
It can be handled with style and swag, see the Kress twins
storm jungle
People get grossed out by incest in fictional settings
Weaklings.
rose thorn
They are like “for the first time in millennium our biomagus have decided to allow external couples”
arctic talon
Wait wrong image
rocky gale
People get grossed out by incest in fictional settings
False
storm jungle
young pecan
Wait wrong image
What was that
rose thorn
People get grossed out by incest in fictional settings
Who smh…
vagrant fox
Hwat was that
arctic talon
queen laurel
Elite is a freak
Turning off the body cams
rose thorn
Remeber like 2 years ago when people got into an internet wide argument over which game containing incest was better?
rocky gale
Go into the Game of Thrones community and you'll find people arguing in favour of incest
storm jungle
LOL
queen laurel
Go into the Game of Thrones community and you'll find people arguing in favour o...
oh hell naw
celest willow
Because it’s yucky
Royals have been known to bet quite incestious irl :/
Really it is just a mirror
rocky gale
and they'll explain to you why a certain person is less suited to be King/Queen because they're less incestuous than another option
rose thorn
Really it is just a mirror
I really panicked I did not read that as mirror
celest willow
I really panicked I did not read that as mirror
💀
rose thorn
I might be dyslexic
storm jungle
I really panicked I did not read that as mirror
Maggie its time for your meds
vagrant fox
AINT NO WAY
They're nice to each other, nevermind that Aroras colon ends in Ottos sinuses
rose thorn
Maggie its time for your meds
i hate the pill…
rose thorn
<:NM_SimpPills:730083289997770802>
Who am I simping over???
arctic talon
celest willow
Who am I simping over???
Sanginus
celest willow
I hate that guys lol
Wooooow
arctic talon
GW should bring back IG suicide bombers
rose thorn
lack of taste smh
Lack of taste???? Mf my taste is the best smh
celest willow
Lack of taste???? Mf my taste is the best smh
Ur pick?
rocky gale
GW should bring back IG suicide bombers
They need to introduce 50 man squads of conscripts for IG
arctic talon
Not again 💀
celest willow
nothing can beat the 10ft golden haired twink of 40k
rose thorn
nothing can beat the 10ft golden haired twink of 40k
There is a whole army of them in AOS
storm jungle
nothing can beat the 10ft golden haired twink of 40k
"twink"
hes literally a fucking atlas statue
LOL
rose thorn
Stormcast peak 
celest willow
hes literally a fucking atlas statue
Giant twink
rose thorn
I am devoted to the 4 armed emperor of course
arctic talon
Anyone who calls sanguinus or stormcasts twinks is sentenced to execution
rocky gale
Not again 💀
60 soldiers in a squad but they only get a max of 30 shots
celest willow
Sang is like a bodybuilder
By like primarch standard I’d say he’s a twink
storm jungle
By like primarch standard I’d say he’s a twink
He has muscles
celest willow
twink can be buff bruh
storm jungle
if you have muscles you arent a twink
rose thorn
Anyone who calls sanguinus or stormcasts twinks is sentenced to execution
Idk the new named one is kinda twinky
storm jungle
bro does not know his classifications
celest willow
thats a fucking Twunk
Semantics
celest willow
bro does not know his classifications
Her
storm jungle
get this guy out of my sight
celest willow
ok buddy
storm jungle
GETOU-
vagrant fox
Twink twunk otter know the difference, it could save your life
celest willow
Twunks fall under twinks
celest willow
It is like a sub species
rocky gale
Twunks fall under twinks
Na they usually top
celest willow
Blud what are you on
valid needle
Blud what are you on
I’m not the one talking about thin boys g
queen laurel
I really thought Jay would be the one who would be carrying something like this
keeps it around like a bingo card or something
rocky gale
Oh damn, no one told me they were reintroducing Wolves to the gay community
heady rivet
Na they usually top
Twunks absolutely do not "usually" top
rose thorn
also "Otter" is crazy btw what the fuck
Idk why I imagine grabbing otter and throwing him into the water and watching him bounce off of it like a skipping stone
vagrant fox
Bull is giving some unfortunate associations in my mind
storm jungle
Bull is giving some unfortunate associations in my mind
The Bear.
rocky gale
Twunks absolutely do not "usually" top
When it comes to other Twinks they do
valid needle
Anyways The Lion is the hottest.
heady rivet
When it comes to other Twinks they do
Twunks dont often like twinks thats just videos and fujoshi fantasies
storm jungle
aw hell nah
celest willow
Anyways twink or not sanginus is like the hottest primarch
rose thorn
celest willow
Anyways The Lion is the hottest.
Just no
rose thorn
The bear and the bull
storm jungle
Anyways The Lion is the hottest.
rocky gale
Twunks dont often like twinks thats just videos and fujoshi fantasies
Twunks can like whatever they want, I dunno
celest willow
Bro has the personality of A4 sand paper
heady rivet
The bear and the bull
Know a few artists that cater to that
rose thorn
LMAO
rocky gale
Men aren't my speciality, so whatever
storm jungle
Men aren't my speciality, so whatever
based
celest willow
For real had like no clue what bro was telling me the whole DLC
heady rivet
Twunks can like whatever they want, I dunno
Stereotypically, twunks are into each other or jocks
queen laurel
Men aren't my speciality, so whatever
then do you have the lesbian chart equivalents
celest willow
Stereotypically, twunks are into each other or jocks
😔
rose thorn
All the men I like are built like….
Nvm I can’t say that
rocky gale
then do you have the lesbian chart equivalents
No, women scare me
valid needle
I’d set a new record time, that’s all I’ll say.
storm jungle
Im not sexist but youtube comments sometimes make me wanna consider the extermination of the male sub-species sorry guys.
celest willow
Im not sexist but youtube comments sometimes make me wanna consider the extermin...
Crazy work
rose thorn
Im not sexist but youtube comments sometimes make me wanna consider the extermin...
Agreed
vagrant fox
For real had like no clue what bro was telling me the whole DLC
Don't worry he's just an Avellone rantsona
queen laurel
Im not sexist but youtube comments sometimes make me wanna consider the extermin...
bro i'm caught in the crossfire i'm just enjoying warmachine
heady rivet
celest willow
Darktide players magically becoming male after joining this server
storm jungle
Crazy work
I was watching a short on a bear attack last night and the top comment was like 11k likes with a guy going "And women say they would rather be trapped in the woods with these" and 600 comments were just nothing but sexist garbage
rose thorn
I don’t get what half of these words mean
storm jungle
the human species MUST EXPLODE
storm jungle
Its some japanese fetish thing probably
arctic talon
Women who likes BL stuff
storm jungle
kill that guy
rose thorn
Women who likes BL stuff
What’s BL?
heady rivet
What’s a fu.. fujieo?
storm jungle
Women who likes BL stuff
WOMEN WHO LOVE BLACK LİBRARY????
celest willow
I was watching a short on a bear attack last night and the top comment was like ...
People like that make me tired..
storm jungle
vagrant fox
Woman what likes big homo men (thins only)
rose thorn
Lmao
arctic talon
What’s BL?
Say gex
celest willow
Women who likes BL stuff
Bacon lettuce
rose thorn
OHHHHH
rocky gale
A Fujoshi means "Rotten woman" it's a woman who obsesses over gay relationships
arctic talon
The drawn kind usually
rose thorn
storm jungle
A Fujoshi means "Rotten woman" it's a woman who obsesses over gay relationships
LMAO "rotten" as if the fucking fetishes of male japanese guys are normal
heady rivet
Say gex
BL is Boys Love which includes romance, in all fairness. Not all of it is smut. That being said, the average fujo is a degenerate pervert woman
celest willow
Yk we should Combine yuri with yaoi
rose thorn
BL is Boys Love which includes romance, in all fairness. Not all of it is smut. ...
I just say boy love because I will not remember
Or mlm
celest willow
Might do something
vagrant fox
Shit I trawled the reddit nsfw subreddits recently out of boredom and I'm worried now
rocky gale
There's an anime I watched where the main character is a Fujoshi and a harem of guys all fall in love with her, but she doesn't care and keeps trying to make them be gay and date eachother.
vagrant fox
There's some genuinely insane things there
heady rivet
Yk we should Combine yuri with yaoi
Yaoi couple, yuri couple, or normal couple. Love is love, I see no difference!
storm jungle
There's an anime I watched where the main character is a Fujoshi and a harem of ...
Based?
arctic talon
There's some genuinely insane things there
No like why tf are you looking at that stuff lol
storm jungle
There's some genuinely insane things there
Examples?
rose thorn
There's some genuinely insane things there
What subreddit?
celest willow
I should have not brought up twinks damn
arctic talon
>guro
True equality will be reached when the amount of male art and female art is in equal quantity for this
arctic talon
/hj
storm jungle
I should have not brought up twinks damn
Yeah this is all your fault. Btw you're banned.
rose thorn
Idk sounds peak to me
vagrant fox
No like why tf are you looking at that stuff lol
Didn't want to study couldn't pick a game to play didnt want to spend more time on douyin
What else but morbid fascination remains
celest willow
Yeah this is all your fault. Btw you're banned.
D:
heady rivet
Yeah this is all your fault. Btw you're banned.
celest willow
I wana draw but my brain feels like spilled milk
arctic talon
Idk are you
rose thorn
I gotta check the professionals
arctic talon
lol
arctic talon
Why did you do a jerking someone off command
I’m killing you with rocks
heady rivet
Wait am I a fu.. fuejijieo <:cat_soul_stare:1363289368478875918>
Do you feel joy at witnessing homosexual men as a third party
heady rivet
I’m killing you with rocks
vagrant fox
What subreddit?
There was one that was something like fucking fascists, it meant it literally
Very strange stuff
storm jungle
rocky gale
You'll find strange things
heady rivet
There was one that was something like fucking fascists, it meant it literally
V...
I am know 6 women and 3 gay men into that
vagrant fox
Idk slap them
heady rivet
Idk slap them
Do you think the people into that feel punished by that?
rose thorn
Back, the professionals say it’s a self identity thing
rocky gale
I don't even wanna talk about some of the things I've seen
arctic talon
pixiv
rose thorn
So me and my polyamorous yaoi are safe
rose thorn
There is amazing AOS art there lol
vagrant fox
Do you think the people into that feel *punished* by that?
Forbidden fruit something something power play something don't ask the ice agent what race his wife is
rose thorn
Let me log in
rocky gale
I once stumbled across a group of trans people who's fetish was transphobia, it was an experience.
vagrant fox
Them hoes crazy
tough haven
heady rivet
Most racist guy I ever met had an Asian gf, then a hapa gf, then Maori gf
rose thorn
NOOOOO THE AOS ARTIST I LIKE DELETED HUS ACCOUNT
vagrant fox
My oldest brother isn't exactly a welcoming sort and he's very fond of southeast asian women
rose thorn
Nvm used the wrong tag
arctic talon
NOOOOO THE AOS ARTIST I LIKE DELETED HUS ACCOUNT
Normal pixiv behavior lmao
tough haven
Everyone’s racist till they see foreign women
vagrant fox
Extremely racist Icelander I knew who was into haplogroups and shit had a Taiwanese gf it was really funny
heady rivet
vagrant fox
I lvoe that I don’t speak this language
dw Hangul is easy to learn
You just also have to learn the rest of the Korean language
arctic talon
What did disco elysium’s writers mean by this
celest willow
Nah they’re just purifying the other races by making them more white trust me guys
they are totally not hypocritical
vagrant fox
Measurehead is very funny, he talks like every pseudo intellectual racist I've talked to on minor chans, krautchan especially
arctic talon
It’s intentional
Also he’s never been to the place he espouses the racial supremacy of lol
heady rivet
Nah he’s a black supremacist
celest cedar
https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786
https://youtu.be/ddtRhhcnsGE yakub my beloved
heady rivet
https://youtu.be/ddtRhhcnsGE yakub my beloved
Its insane the NOI founder just vanished btw
plush mason
ngl its one of my favorite tropes in both sci fi and fantasy when the characters find info that proves the entire world history is a flat out lie and or completely wrong
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786
Nah he’s more of a “normal” racial pseudoscience theory racist
💀
He was the third racist I met in my playthrough, the lucky racist who was going to grant me 3 wishes
plush mason
huh
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786
btw who the fuck is this Yakub? i have this gif for years and still have no idea who he is
heady rivet
btw who the fuck is this Yakub? i have this gif for years and still have no idea...
I got this
So
arctic talon
btw who the fuck is this Yakub? i have this gif for years and still have no idea...
The Nation of Islam is an "offshoot" of Islam with black supremacist ideology and Yakub created all people who aren't black via eugenics and all people who aren't black are inherently evil with white people being the most evil.
its basically scientology and has nothing to do with Islam.
Necromunda Pusher can explain more
plush mason
wait its from a real fringe cult?
arctic talon
yes
winged jacinth
/political movement but yeah
plush mason
wow
plush mason
/political movement but yeah
the line between the two stopped existing years ago tbch
celest cedar
wait its from a real fringe cult?
yea
arctic talon
And were misleading people
celest cedar
the video I posted (aside from the finno korean hyperwar) is just actual NOI lore 💀
heady rivet
btw who the fuck is this Yakub? i have this gif for years and still have no idea...
The Nation of Islam is a Black supremacist cult that, despite the name, is more like scientology. They believe that the Black race is superior and also used to have magic. They also believe that an evil scientist named Yakub created the other races to create the most evil race of all, Whites. In the process, he created the "Browns" and "Yellows" (Their words). He did this on the Greek island of Patmos.
They also believe Moses was a Black man who tried to civilize Europe, realized they were TOO EVIL, and then blew up a bunch with dynamite.
NOI gained prominence during the civil rights movement, with Malcolm X, Muhammad Ali, etc.
Malcolm X went on hajj to Mecca, was like "Holy shit this isnt Islam" and converted go REAL Islam. Then the NOI assassinated him for speaking out against the leaders having child sex harems. The picture of him looking out the window with his gun is taken during the period of his life when he just distanced himself from them.
Its also extremely patriarchal, homophobic, basically every type of bigoted
plush mason
The moment he left them
so they are literally scientology
languid meadow
Oh shit NOI discussion
heady rivet
Also they worked with the American Nazi party
Alternate history timeline where we get a George Lincoln Rockwell/Malcolm X ticket in the 60s
rose thorn
HAHAHAHAHA
arctic talon
Genuinely insane how the higher ups of the NOI got away with having someone assassinated in broad fucking daylight
Then again Scientology also has
So fuck
winged jacinth
the three letter agencies werent exactly too interested in stopping it
heady rivet
During the 30s
Here is the American Nazi Party at a meeting to support them, in the 60s
heady rivet
It did not
arctic talon
the three letter agencies werent exactly too interested in stopping it
In Malcom X getting a hole blown in him? Yeah
heady rivet
Because the American Nazi Party and Malcolm X (At this point) had the same end goal. Segregation. Malcolm X didnt want Whites in a Black society and Rockwell didnt want Blacks in a White society
heady rivet
Because the American Nazi Party and Malcolm X (At this point) had the same end g...
Malcolm X was always the more "Radical" civil rights leader for Black Americans, unlike the more-common sentiments held by MLK Jr
arctic talon
Crazy how after he stopped being as radical he got shot and killed
💀
Like you cannot make this shit up
heady rivet
Alternate history timeline where we get a George Lincoln Rockwell/Malcolm X tick...
Again, there's a timeline where this happens
arctic talon
Yeah
heady rivet
Rockwell, for the record, got shot and killed by a Greek guy he was gaslighting into believing he was Aryan until it mindbroke him because the other Nazis thought he was too "swarthy" to be White
arctic talon
💀
celest cedar
Here is the American Nazi Party at a meeting to support them, in the 60s
this some bizarre shit 💀
look at that
whites and blacks supremacist sitting in the same room together
arctic talon
They both don’t want to be in the same society
heady rivet
this some bizarre shit 💀
Nazis and Zionists used to be best friends. Then the Zionists were best friends with White Supremacist Apartheid South Africa. Now they're best friends with Nazis again
zenith remnant
Both want ethnostates. Apparently unaware of the inevitable failure of ethnostates as demonstrated by [gestures vaguely at human history]
It's like wanting to structure your company in the image of an open Ponzi scheme
languid meadow
plush mason
Both want ethnostates. Apparently unaware of the inevitable failure of ethnostat...
groups like them have only 2 kinds of people in them, those that have never read a history book and or cant read at all and those that have read a history book and said "nah i can make it work"
rose thorn
Here is the American Nazi Party at a meeting to support them, in the 60s
My state capital has a framed picture of the KKK in front of the modern day town hall
It was from like, the 2010s
honest trellis
Genuinely insane how the higher ups of the NOI got away with having someone assa...
To be fair, the CIA gets partial credit
jade holly
My whole paradigm has shifted
I don’t believe this
I’ve been living a lie
I’m not in America, I’m in the Lower 48 of Alaska
celest cedar
https://fxtwitter.com/sanstitre2000/status/2013700417977200646
FINNO KOREAN HYPERWAY GRAAH
opaque coyote
...
So we have questions about eating Tyranids
But fuck it, it's time to go even further
If you eat a genestealer cultist
Do you become a genestealer cultist?
Like would it have the same effect as a kiss?
Since apparently Tyranid cells are hostile, would it be the same for Genestealer Cultists or...
winter pine
Seems like one of those many leave it up to the writer or GM things
opaque coyote
Honestly thought of like an incident where a GSC was turned into Corpse Starch
arctic talon
Do you become a genestealer cultist?
no
the kiss is a specific injection
of specific cells
opaque coyote
Honestly thought of like an incident where a GSC was turned into Corpse Starch
And despite the fact that CS is incredibly processed. Whatever bad juju would probably be kept because Tyranid
arctic talon
you'd def get sick though
winter pine
I could have sworn there was a bit of lore from Necromunda of fermented corpse starch made from ground up psykers that could get someone both high as shit and open a warp portal
So maybe a ground up genestealer could do something similarly insane?
opaque coyote
I believe it would depend on the phase tbh
Patriarch and early generations definitely
Late gens/"basically human" would probably just get you sick
winter pine
I'm always in favor of "when it doubt, go with the coolest or wackiest explanation" for lore in a tabletop / video game
opaque coyote
I'm always in favor of "when it doubt, go with the coolest or wackiest explanati...
Same
winter pine
Corpse starch of a genestealer patriarch? bro you are getting fucked up and mutated so bad
opaque coyote
Honestly I thought of like you basically becoming braindead because you just connect with the hive mind
And Psykers already die from that
So imagine a regular person basically connecting with them for a second
So your brain would probably turn into liquid
And because it's 40k, I will make it literal
Their brain just fucking leaks out of their ears due to it actually melting from the Hive Mind
winter pine
I think a lot of 40k enjoyers forget that GW leaves stuff unexplained as plot hooks for either a wargaming campaign or TTRPG hook
opaque coyote
Yeah but also like
We love answering mysteries
Even when it's lamer if it's answered
winter pine
What's a matter, 40k fan? Afraid you might write your own conclusion for an unexplained mystery?
opaque coyote
Also a couple of things shouldn't really be mysteries but that also depends on personal taste
Like c'mon just have Lorgar stop aura farming already
Let him actually do something Jesus christ
He only just stopped meditating and even then it is a rumor
winter pine
I wish I could remember which alternate heresy it was someone drew fanart of Lorgar burning Erebus in an eternal torch was because it was so kino
opaque coyote
Bro is fucking Jiren with how much of nothing he did in-between 30k and 40k
Bald too
At least Lorgar looks cool
dapper gyro
Bald discrimination, how dare you.
opaque coyote
Gonna be crucified for this but I genuinely think his design is actually pretty good
winter pine
Bald in Warhammer 30k / 40k = evil
dapper gyro
Vulkan...
opaque coyote
You see
Eldar child
Jk
Still bad but in the same way the rest of the Imperium is
dapper gyro
Mercy to the enemy of the imperium?
winter pine
Vulkan when he sees Yvraine go to Guilliman's palace on Terra be like:
dapper gyro
"I feel the urge to burn something"
winter pine
Do NOT ask the human supremist Primarch or Astartes what species his gf is, worst mistake of my life
dapper gyro
Nor the Custodes.
winter pine
dapper gyro
Well, who ever created the eldar shouldn't have made them so attractive to to human standard.
opaque coyote
Well, who ever created the eldar shouldn't have made them so attractive to to hu...
Tbf they're supposed to look kinda uncanny
But ig the old ones are like
"okay yeah so hot got it"
fervent geode
Like c'mon just have Lorgar stop aura farming already
He's on dark crusade
fervent geode
At least Lorgar looks cool
Ts fr
fervent geode
I wish I could remember which alternate heresy it was someone drew fanart of Lor...
It was in the Lion Alt Heresy iirc
jade holly
Are Iron Warriors the most loaned out chaos marines in 40k?
Among the other chaos factions
arctic talon
no
vagrant fox
I can confirm that Li Bai is the guy to worship
urban spire
imagine being capable of working
sour hornet
Can human psykers use eldar staves and such? Or is it too much of a difference
urban spire
humans can learn to use eldar stuff
vagrant fox
There's examples of humans using eldar equipment with no problems so I don't see why not
celest dome
I don't think k we have examples of Psyker using Eldar force stuff, but there isn't any known reason it couldn't work
Though might be more tricky
vagrant fox
I figure it might not work as well but we have that one inquisitor with a better shuriken pistol than any eldar ever or what it was
daring creek
Gandalf the grey and gandalf the white
And monty python and the holygrails black knight
vagrant fox
Do the kids know ultimate showdown
vagrant fox
You're kids?
celest cedar
rocky gale
That'd Hibernia
crisp heath
I still see copium about female custodes and i found this gem
shadow plover
I saw a glimpse of that image earlier today but the TL autorefreshed and I didn't get to see any of it but now I'm happy that I got to read it
storm jungle
I still see copium about female custodes and i found this gem
god the "tweets send" part especially
these people genuinely do NOTHING but make whiny posts
celest dome
So I recognize Grumz, and I guess that next to it is (Former-)Arch(Warhammer), but who are the other 2 ?
crisp heath
I saw a glimpse of that image earlier today but the TL autorefreshed and I didn'...
Happy to spread this slanderous image
shadow plover
So I recognize Grumz, and I guess that next to it is (Former-)Arch(Warhammer), b...
turbo twitter grifters
crisp heath
So I recognize Grumz, and I guess that next to it is (Former-)Arch(Warhammer), b...
Forgot their names but they're the same as the other ones and cicrlejerk each other a lot
Literally just reskinned grifters
crisp heath
Shut the fuck up
misty vector
plush mason
those are some meaty fucking impacts holy hell
storm jungle
those are some meaty fucking impacts holy hell
sound designers never get enough credit
plush mason
they really dont
crisp heath
https://tenor.com/view/peacemaker-rick-flag-sr-knee-john-cena-frank-grillo-gif-1...
I get Peacemaker surviving that bullet in the Suicide Squad movie but holy fuck
If I was hit with that and somehow lived I would simply never get up again
I'd just lay down and not move ever
plush mason
idk it looks like the guy's knee hit the wall
which is a lot better for Peacemaker than it hitting his face
misty vector
its ok he's a tough guy
misty vector
knee to the jaw is brutal though
vagrant fox
I could tank it
Does anyone know if the new helldiver bond is bad yet
misty vector
I could tank it
Does anyone know if the new helldiver bond is bad yet
doesnt look very interesting to me tbh
c4 and mine grenade seem cool but idc about stealth stuff
rocky gale
He literally says in the interview that a hard part of the job was in getting past all the memes and exploring what the Krieg actually were
So there might be hope
raven stone
“Not enough shovels, they made krieg woke”
More like "they have personalities now, GW made them woke!"
raven stone
If they make gsc vs krieg I might read it
A GSC army stealing Krieg units is still in my mental funnies list.
Because that sort of zeal, nobody could notice the difference until it was too late...
rose thorn
We can use krieg surprisingly this edition
raven stone
Yep
raven stone
Hence the thought.
Through the Krieg HQ choice you even steal a Commissar (that normally you won't have access to) if I am not mistaken
rose thorn
Yeah we get commissars I believe now too which is weird
raven stone
I mean, GS kiss is kinda a catch all explanation ...
rose thorn
Yeah but commissars come from the school pregenium (I spelt it wrong) so the only reason that makes sense is that we just killed the commissar and took his clothes
So warcrimes
raven stone
Or Commissar got GS kissed during line of duty
raven stone
Iirc as long as you have been "kissed" or "infected", you will auto-tune to hive mind
So you can be a normal human
rose thorn
Iirc as long as you have been "kissed" or "infected", you will auto-tune to hive...
That’s now how it works lol
raven stone
Then "kiss-converted" to a 4th gen operative in essence
rose thorn
Im excited for dkok fans to be mad
raven stone
What timeline have I entered
The same one where Trump went crazy ... oh wait...
storm jungle
"went"
celest dome
I'm fairly assuming he wasn't crazy as a baby
rose thorn
When you are under the kiss, you don’t auto tune into the hive mind really. Your baiscally told “have kids have kids have kids” and your reproductive cells are reprogrammed to make your child gsc
near wasp
Fkkkkkk
near wasp
I just spilled monster all over my phone
rose thorn
It’s one of the reasons you don’t see 100% humans on tabletop
celest dome
Doesn't it boost your parental instinct too ?
rose thorn
That too
rose thorn
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Genestealer#Reproduction
Good point, but I believe they aren’t really in the cult that way
celest dome
The "Kissed" also don't appear cause they'd be somewhat redundant, I do think that if FS did pick GSC, they'd explore those people more due to needing unwitting civilian as the lower rungs
rose thorn
It says suppress their consciousness
raven stone
But yea back to the point...it feels like GW is trying to update the lore just a little so it isn't impossible for normal humans to fall under Cults
Just very rare
rose thorn
Fair
Humans aren’t really apart of the cult, they do join the rebellion obviously lol
storm jungle
But yea back to the point...it feels like GW is trying to update the lore just a...
Cant they just get infected, why would it be impossible
raven stone
We were discussing as to whether infected humans are immediately under full cult control per se
Given how Brood Brothers can now take Commissars
celest dome
Tbh, from the moment their DNA is changed by the kiss, they're no more normal human
storm jungle
I read a short the other day where the Patriarch does a straightup tongue-throat of some normal human farmer and he instantly turns
so ummm
rose thorn
Also gsc are heavily dependent on the literal cult part
rose thorn
I read a short the other day where the Patriarch does a straightup tongue-throat...
wtf lmao
near wasp
Hot
raven stone
🤣
tough haven
It says suppress their consciousness
Like consciousness of something being wrong
rose thorn
Yeah
storm jungle
context, this agri worlder protag gets caught in this plot by at first "rescuing" a child a lady passes her which you see instantly is a GSC baby.
He raises it a bit for 2 days before having to escape his home, its revealed at the end that its a Magus-to-be because she literally wrenches his gun out of his hand as a baby still and lets the other GSC gangbeatdown him and capture him
heady rivet
I'm fairly assuming he wasn't crazy as a baby
celest dome
context, this agri worlder protag gets caught in this plot by at first "rescuing...
No good deed go unpunished 
storm jungle
No good deed go unpunished <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
kekekek
storm jungle
Holy shit this feels like an alternate universe
that compliment was so smooth even im shellshocked
raven stone
No good deed go unpunished <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
TBF Imperium doesn't educate citizens either so...
rose thorn
Is thsi why gsc haters think gsc is like an alien zombie thing lol
raven stone
(A mostly IoM fan criticising IoM)
storm jungle
Is thsi why gsc haters think gsc is like an alien zombie thing lol
I mean it kinda is but yeah
heady rivet
that compliment was so smooth even im shellshocked
If there's ONE thing he can do, its crowd work. He picked it up from the WWE, genuinely
storm jungle
No good deed go unpunished <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107>
At the end of the day it doesnt matter considering the entire reason GSC propagate is because every single Imperial society is some form of dogshit
heady rivet
rose thorn
Adrian please write another gsc book Adrian Tchaikovsky
raven stone
At the end of the day it doesnt matter considering the entire reason GSC propaga...
And biological brainwashing does the heavy lifting when it so rarely isn't dogshit 😅
rose thorn
Adrian tchaikovsky do you hear me
storm jungle
And biological brainwashing does the heavy lifting when it so rarely isn't dogsh...
Basically yeah
its like imperial zealotry but pre-installed lol
rose thorn
raven stone
But yea.
GSC infected Death Korps is the funnies.
Twice as funny if it was Cult of the Four Armed Emperor, since both are digging themed
rose thorn
At the end of the day it doesnt matter considering the entire reason GSC propaga...
^
People get really bad when you talk about gsc death korp
storm jungle
LOL
raven stone
Oh good, I found the army to piss off right wing nut jobs
rose thorn
Lmao
rose thorn
I’ll make my krieg kt into gsc once brood guard get rules
jolly summit
if the Imperial Fists have rogal dorn's hand, could they not simply regrow their primarch from the hand
celest dome
That would require it still having DNA material, and cloning has issues in 40k
rose thorn
Like every legion has tried it and failed
It requires OG’s soul too
Who’s the guys trying to clone Horus again?
raven stone
Also complicated by...
(A) Primarchs being human-shaped Demon Princes of sorts
(B) Imperium hates clone tech.
Fabius Bile trying to clone Horus
fervent geode
Fabius Bile
rose thorn
Oh yeha creations
fervent geode
Cloning is implied to do something bad due to the unnaturalness
Look at the Afriel Strain
dapper gyro
Warp energy is needed to create primarch. The warp energy must be pure, which is hard to obtain with how rampaging chaos is.
rose thorn
You know what faction has had successful cloning?
rose thorn
celest dome
You know what faction has had successful cloning?
Tyranids
rose thorn
GSC!!!
fervent geode
But LoV are based so forget about it
celest dome
With Old One Eye
raven stone
I’ll make my krieg kt into gsc once brood guard get rules
Brood Bros already have rules I think, unless you mean you are waiting for 11th
fervent geode
Oh yeah
rose thorn
Twisted helix clones their patriarch
celest dome
LoV is closer to Vat grown stuff than clones
fervent geode
LoV is closer to Vat grown stuff than clones
Also this
celest dome
Esher is actually the closest to semi-successful cloning faction iirc
Like outright cloning and stuff
rose thorn
Oh yeh
rose thorn
Brood Bros already have rules I think, unless you mean you are waiting for 11th
The killteam kit has zero rules anywhere
raven stone
Though IIRC from the Eisenhorn novels, IoM does also have tech to clone body parts
rose thorn
I mean the KT has no rules conversion in 40K, so I call them brood gaurd since that’s what the KT calls themselves in the rules lol
More nightlords on warcom
dapper gyro
Cloning body part is nothing too crazy.
Creating sentient beings using clone tech is where it gets sloppy.
celest dome
What would be the difference between vatgrowing body parts and cloning them tbh
storm jungle
same outcome different process
dapper gyro
Cloning is a 1:1 copy, or as close as the original can get. Vat grow is using a mixture of necessary ingredients, the result varies.
More like the same process, similar goal, but different outcomes.
celest dome
I wouldn't call it unfair
plush mason
context, this agri worlder protag gets caught in this plot by at first "rescuing...
are CSG Magus always women?
storm jungle
are CSG Magus always women?
Any gender
plush mason
there is justice in this world
storm jungle
the thicc female model came later
plush mason
every Magus i see in media is a women so wasnt sure
plush mason
ofc
storm jungle
GSC got no single-sex roles
celest dome
Aberant 👉 👈
raven stone
the thicc female model came later
I will be honest if it wasn't for the Bretonnian Grail Damsel from Old Word, I was eyeing up the thicc magus to convert to ...something
celest dome
tough haven
I find it Batshit insane that there’s no guard at launch in DOW4
I think lion and the dark angels ate them
Or maybe marines finally just killed them to take operational control of kronus
raven stone
I was about to make a Fallen joke but remembered Lion isn't into that
heady rivet
I find it Batshit insane that there’s no guard at launch in DOW4
Wait till I tell you about DOW1
tough haven
I know
raven stone
Thramas crusade lore drop/dump
heady rivet
Thramas crusade lore drop/dump
When the virtuous and noble Night Lords liberated BILLIONS from their skin
daring creek
I still see copium about female custodes and i found this gem
Spicy cheeto dust fingers
plush mason
Or maybe marines finally just killed them to take operational control of kronus
the blood ravens have controlled the planet since the end of dark crusade
languid meadow
Wellll iirc the trailers say they return to kronus which implies they haven't
Unless I missed something else
plush mason
they controlled it by a small force aided by proxy PDF and serfs i think
so their "return" is the return of a major force
or they might have given control up to local/imperial forces at some point
languid meadow
We'll see, imo I don't think anyone really won dark crusade, every but the necrons leaves the planet when defeated
They get wiped out completely
languid meadow
When it comes to dawn of war games I'm not gonna take anything they say as gospel
Since they weren't really even "canon" in the same sense, the same way space marine 1 was
DoW4 will change that go course but idk if they'll keep everything
plush mason
fair, btw is it confirmed if the warboss in DOW4 is Goreguts?
queen laurel
fair, btw is it confirmed if the warboss in DOW4 is Goreguts?
it is him
plush mason
this fucker is old as shit huh
languid meadow
He ork
plush mason
and he really doesnt like the blood ravens
languid meadow
Generational hater
queen laurel
this fucker is old as shit huh
orks do not biologically age
plush mason
right
plush mason
omg he looks so good, back to his real self after the whatever that was in 3
queen laurel
omg he looks so good, back to his real self after the whatever that was in 3
I do like his design in three but the voice is not it
His design in dawn of war 3 is unique
plush mason
it is but he just looked like some hunchback mekboy
ofc he wasnt the warboss at the start of dow3 iirc so it makes sense he got a downgrade
queen laurel
it is but he just looked like some hunchback mekboy
Yeah but now he just looks much more boring, he's running the generic warboss meganob loadout
plush mason
fair
queen laurel
like this if he's had something different, his claw is both a grappling hook a flail and a bashing instrument that's cool
raven stone
That arm looks a bit too big, but otherwise nice design
near wasp
Bros topheavy
queen laurel
used the claw as a third leg
I mean look at the size of the thing, and again this thing can help him move because it's a grappling hook
raven stone
An Ork that skipped leg day
near wasp
If he trips he's never getting up
queen laurel
and he can swing it like a flail he's an ork
they are totally the type of race to do something like that
plush mason
the one thing that need to change was his other arm imo, give him the gun arm and it would have been perfect
queen laurel
the one thing that need to change was his other arm imo, give him the gun arm an...
That would just return him to his own unfortunate basic design
Like this was fun because it was a unique take for him
that's why i'm just a bit disappointed on his dawn of war 4 design
too damn basic
plush mason
fair
maybe his claw still has the flail feature
will have to see in the actual gameplay
crisp heath
Spicy cheeto dust fingers
If you read the thing you'd know it isnt cheeto dust
Smh
Missus unlocked the illiterate title
shake my head
near wasp
Missus might be outsmarted by an orange cat
tough haven
What fucking clan is gorgutz, they can’t ever make up their mind
I’d put money on bad moons by design
But they change it every time
queen laurel
What fucking clan is gorgutz, they can’t ever make up their mind
he switches but currently he's a bad moon
honest trellis
DOW4 deleted all the unique designs anyway
near wasp
Idk why I never thought they could switch clans
misty vector
he is like the prettiest girl at the ball, all the clans want him
jade holly
he is like the prettiest girl at the ball, all the clans want him
And yet never the Goffs
near wasp
The goffs are waagg purists
plush mason
But they change it every time
tbf that is likely because his WAGGs end in failure and everyone but him dying
so bro just bounces around till he find a clan and or wagg to take him in or take over
daring creek
If you read the thing you'd know it isnt cheeto dust
Don't got my glasses on
And I'm kinda having it hard right now and trying to have mostly positive feelings. Even though its kinda hard to feel anything majorly positive
Just need to wait
aaaaannnd wait.
crisp heath
waiting for whar
crisp heath
oo
last stone
Ill be speaking w my psych soon
hope it goes well
vagrant fox
why does the yankee get a therapist but me, a noble european, doesn't
near wasp
Because we need therapy for all the Bs we put up with
plush mason
dont worry therapy in the US is little removed from your local bartender in both function and effectiveness
plush mason
and one can argue the bartender has a higher success rate
near wasp
Fax
storm jungle
Ian the Goatian