40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

Shittt I might need to get into marvel rivals

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel-rivals/images/4/46/Elsa_Marvel_Rivals_new_art.png/revision/latest?cb=20260113175329

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

The Goonvirus spreads

[rose thorn]

I LIKE MONSTER HUNTERS WHAT???

[storm jungle]

I know what you are

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[celest dome]

I have no idea what character this is meant to be

Black Widow ?

[celest cedar]

to think the vengeance skin is Psylockes OG costume

[rose thorn]

Elsa bloodstone

[celest cedar]

shouldve seen Squirrel Girl

[queen laurel]

Elsa bloodstone

[rose thorn]

Remember? Elsa blood stone! Where her most prominent role was in the worst marvel comic book series and the boardgames

[storm jungle]

"Black Widow"

literally a magician

oh my god lmao

[celest dome]

Ye, I will admit I have no idea who that is

[rose thorn]

Black window

[storm jungle]

shes a C-Lister

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GYATT

[celest dome]

Woah there, how was I to know from the picture she is a magician

[storm jungle]

SHES LITERALLY SHOOTING MAGIC STUFF

[storm jungle]

god i hate deadpool

[rose thorn]

Me too lmao

[storm jungle]

someone needs to fucking erase this man

[rose thorn]

Sorry she’s also from the second worst marvel comic book series as well

[celest cedar]

its peak body type

[storm jungle]

Reminder that theres a mod that makes Squirrel Girl thin

[celest cedar]

ew

[storm jungle]

imo these people should be executed by a 50.cal

[celest cedar]

why 💀

[storm jungle]

chuds

lol

[celest dome]

There is a mod that make her naked 💀

[rose thorn]

I swear to god id rather die than have a marvel zombies reference in marvel rivals

[queen laurel]

One can try but you would probably just pull something out of his pocket called the anti erasure device to just like not get erased

[celest dome]

Actually there is another mod that make pretty much every character naked iirc

[storm jungle]

Its a goon-game, nobody gives a shit about any of that lmao

however completely changing a chubby character to be thin is like peak incel

[storm jungle]

Awful

[celest cedar]

Loki numbers in the 34 shot up ever since Lady Loki is released

[storm jungle]

NOT WHAT I MEAN

[celest cedar]

ITS GOON GAME RELATED

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP BITCH

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[queen laurel]

Well get on that real soon because well

they already did that like

[storm jungle]

they literally had a PVE event over Marvel Zombies

[queen laurel]

yes

[rose thorn]

Kms

[celest cedar]

so Lion's a bottom got it

[rose thorn]

I genuinely hate marvel zombies there has not been a single good thing in it

[jolly summit]

I have another scoop, fresh off the presses

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

Boring. Next.

[valid needle]

Idk but he do got suspiciously beautiful long and luscious blonde hair

[storm jungle]

they're with the rat pack

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[celest dome]

You know, I think there is 1 comic line that is actually worse.
Deadpool kill the Marvel Universe

God that one was dogshite

[storm jungle]

Theres even worse ones

like Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe

Frank you arent that man

[queen laurel]

that one by garth ennis

so that one is extra special cooked

[storm jungle]

garth ennis

already garbage

[celest dome]

Tbh, I stray far away from Punisher comics as a rule

[rose thorn]

No way they made a comic series of white cis hetero man shooting people to death

[celest dome]

Nothing good from those

[storm jungle]

Hes with the rat pack

[storm jungle]

Theres some good ones

you just gotta get through a sea of edgy ones lol

ive read every single Punisher Max comic so like oof

[celest dome]

Why

Just why

[storm jungle]

Because I like Punisher

you fucking dingleberry

[rose thorn]

I had to Google who tf they were lmao

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bKhEdIrzlDU?feature=share

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[rose thorn]

?!?!?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/9/99/Rat_Pack_(Earth-928)_X-Men_2099_Vol_1_2.jpg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360?cb=20220716201316

[storm jungle]

Rat

Pack

[rose thorn]

This is your goat?

[storm jungle]

LMAO

THEY ARENT MARVEL CHARACTERS

IM REFERENCING THE MEME

[rose thorn]

OHHH

[storm jungle]

also

"This your goat"

posts the hardest badass lineup imaginable

[rose thorn]

I THOGUHT YIU WERE TALKING ABOUT THESE GUYS FROM THE COMICS LMAO

[rose thorn]

Yeah that was the best picture I could find lmao

[storm jungle]

this is me btw

[queen laurel]

how did you get pictures of people in lore chat

[rose thorn]

They became these guys

In like future comics

But the og is best

[storm jungle]

bros DO NOT have the fit

[rose thorn]

Crazy they made them into a horrifically dated racist stereotype lmao

And called them the rat pack

[storm jungle]

yeah thats a lot of comics unfortunately lol

"Indian Chief" ahh hero

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[celest cedar]

I came to this conclusion after reading Crossed 😭

[rose thorn]

But yeah this is peak

[storm jungle]

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Red_Hawk_(Apache_Chief)_(Earth-616)

its why I like James Gunn

because he takes characters that are awfully aged like this

and makes them peak as fuck

[storm jungle]

Crossed is PEAK garbage

"What if zombies but they say slurs and sexually assault people"

Ah yes. Brilliant.

[rose thorn]

Crazy how they baiscally copy and pasted him into MHA and it’s 90% less racist

“Ah yes, native.”

[storm jungle]

white guy

[queen laurel]

James gunn's to take characters no one cares about peak levels of awesome is goated

[rose thorn]

HE HAS THE LIKE IRL INDIGENOUS ACCENT AT LEAST;

[celest cedar]

AUTOMODDED 💀

[storm jungle]

FAHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/fahhh-fah-skeleton-vonoffe-meme-gif-17918076419074819351

[celest cedar]

I hate knowing that this gets published somehow bro 💀

[storm jungle]

its edgelord garbage

[rose thorn]

What the fuck am I looking at lmao

[storm jungle]

ill stick to 28 Days Later i think lol

[storm jungle]

the rat pack

[celest cedar]

FAAAH

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Can’t believe they would do that smh…

[storm jungle]

But yeah Ennis literally grew up during the Troubles as an edgelord so its not too surprising.

Guy loves sucking off England

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[storm jungle]

also related

[queen laurel]

when a warhammer fan said something so dumb you had to make them read to make sure they are actually a sapient being

[celest cedar]

that supposed to be squirrel girl

https://fxtwitter.com/The__Unyielding/status/2013816730804723900?s=20

Rylanor, The Ancient of Rites (@The__Unyielding)

Quoting The Vegapunk of Hyenas (@Yeenie_Mcbeenie)
︀
>Space King being an easy containment for getting rid of annoying Warhammer fans

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FxTwitter · Jan 21, 2026, 3:31 AM

[raven stone]

I guess I didn't miss anything important

[hallow saddle]

i have no problem at all with all the chuds fucking off to sspace king

except theyd probably still harass 40k posts all the time

so probably wont make any difference

[celest dome]

Is Space King making a TT too or just the animation ?

[hallow saddle]

we all know that chuds can never let anything rest so theyll still deffo be around

[hallow saddle]

idk, pretty sure most chuds dont buy models anyway

[storm jungle]

Flashgitz are basically using it as a vehicle to make extra cash ever since GW struck them down so they'll prob get on that market at some point

[storm jungle]

Rylanor pfp

oof not touching that with a ten foot pole

[hallow saddle]

smh

really anyone with a heresy pfp

[storm jungle]

anyone with a marine pfp

we had 2 chuds with them yesterday that got banned here

[celest dome]

Rylanor pfp people usually act like the Imperium has done no wrong and Chaos players have betrayed it

🚬

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Night of the Museum in 2026?

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-gen-v-gen-v-episode-8-generation-v-gen-v-homelander-gif-14421663079625917981

[queen laurel]

what do these gay museum pieces have to do with our current situation

[languid meadow]

It's more interesting

[queen laurel]

Hey I can't fault you for that that's true homie

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/SJ_Brommo/status/2013694678286110764

Brommo (@SJ_Brommo)

The year is 1993. 40k is dead cus they're advertising to children with bright colours in toy shops.
︀︀The year is 2001. 40k is dead cus they added a new good guy faction with Asian influence that's incongruent to the setting.
︀︀The year is 2018. 40k is dead cus primaris.
︀︀The year is

Quoting Skyking🇦🇺 (@PhilosopherWar)
︀
Its not dying. Its the precursor to it dying.
︀︀Nobody thought star wars was going to die when Disney took over. But Kathleen Kennedy wearing "the force is female" tshirt was the precursor to star wars dying.
︀︀
︀︀The door is open. Its foot is inside.

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FxTwitter · Jan 20, 2026, 7:26 PM

[celest dome]

🚬

[storm jungle]

Masters of the Universe

😭

[celest dome]

Someone put Star Trek at the far back

It did not do all their stuff to be put in the middle

[storm jungle]

40k is also at the height of its popularity

lmao

[celest dome]

Also how did the Woke change Battletech ?

[storm jungle]

also like

NONE of the IPs on here are dead

or havent been irrelevant in the last two fucking decades

[celest dome]

Is Battletech and Master of the universe still getting stuff ?

[storm jungle]

Yes?

[languid meadow]

Yea

[storm jungle]

lmao

[celest dome]

Huh, good for them

[languid meadow]

Battletech story wise is uh

Not doing great

[storm jungle]

Battletech has plot?

[languid meadow]

Yeah

It's actually very cool

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

Yeah I know plot is scary for 40k slop brain

[celest cedar]

GAY PEOPLE ARE RUINING THE WORLD GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[storm jungle]

The most preposterous retcon this setting ever had was Primaris

now everyone still buys them in shitloads

truly the end times

[celest dome]

Don't they sell better than the old SM did (though explainable due to Warhammer as a whole is more popular)

[languid meadow]

Calling primaris a retcon is grounds for skinning

It's called plot development

[storm jungle]

Well yeah because they are literally upgraded marine models lol

[storm jungle]

They are tho

[celest dome]

Technically was

[storm jungle]

this setting is filled with retcons

its normal

[languid meadow]

Well duh

[storm jungle]

"There was an entire pregnant marine army under mars THE WHOLE TIME. Also heres this new super-techpriest called Cawl"

[storm jungle]

Gonna fucking skin you

[celest dome]

As it retconned the whole Primaris being created for a long time

[languid meadow]

Again I feel like people would be more suseptible to stuff if GW actually like took the time to think it out but Naur (also people would still he made at certain things anyway)

Aka women in my gayme

[storm jungle]

No one will ever be satisfied by anything.

People move on from shit like the wraithbone thing (which was a nothing burger) because it doesnt have women in it

[celest dome]

There are still some people that are complaining about female Stormcasts...

So even in cases where it has no reason to lorewise cause problems

They'll complain

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/hedgebrush/status/2013635686348275760

Hedgebrush (@hedgebrush)

Be fr bro

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FxTwitter · Jan 20, 2026, 3:32 PM

[queen laurel]

fucker what

they literally never stated that the stormcasts are male only

What in God's name are these people on

[celest dome]

I'm guessing they see Stormcast as "Space Marine but Fantasy"

Or just "No women in my manly warrior faction"

[languid meadow]

(they call them sigmarmarines to hate on them) it's just loops in logic

[vagrant fox]

this is really quite good and sensible

[languid meadow]

If you think about it you'll drown

[celest dome]

Comparing GW to the Nazi regime

[heady rivet]

Alright question for chat. Gun to your head, you have to get a Warhammer tattoo. Whats your pick?

[celest dome]

Already have, but it's not visibly warhammer, but if it does have to be visibly from warhammer...I'll continue on what I have and have a Wheel of Magic

Maybe the back of the shoulder

Or do that Sienna tattoo on my right arm

That one

[heady rivet]

"It is the 41st millenium" intro but across the whole back

JK I'd get a Palanite Enforcer tat, but that would sorta clash with my planned tats later this year

[heady rivet]

Instant pick for every Psyker, for good reason

[celest dome]

The skull one ?

[languid meadow]

prob Sautekh or something

also I would want a talons of the emperor tat but uh

it's too nazish

[celest dome]

Oh, left arm is the winds of magic, so right arm is full on Aeldari or Black Tongue script

[vagrant fox]

if it was do or die I suppose the corsair Void Dragons symbol

Kinda nifty

[heady rivet]

Eh, it gives more "Wtf why is this guy a Russian monarchist"

[heady rivet]

The castle-skull, not to be confused with the decal that goes on the mini

Bottom left

[celest dome]

I love the Tertium version of it

[rose thorn]

@storm jungle my phone has been playing that rat gang video you sent over and over for the last hour while I was I class

[celest dome]

Just make me think of ||Khorne||

[rose thorn]

I have no clue why the fuck it did that

[rose thorn]

GSCCC oh nvm

[celest dome]

IF Mag was to start to try to get some warhammer tattoo she'd end up with tattoo all over

[rose thorn]

Slander

[celest dome]

AM I wrong

How many armies have you started

[celest cedar]

something wood elves related

my allegiance is to the trees

[rose thorn]

Sylvaneth*

[fervent geode]

Asrai asrai asrai mentioned

[heady rivet]

"Evil Word Bearer" is an oxymoron

[celest cedar]

whoops wrong ping 💀

[fervent geode]

It means I am a loyalist

Kinda

Out of spite really

[celest dome]

I don't mind, and the person is there so he'll see it

[heady rivet]

Full back tat of Orion, full color. Like a member of the Yakuza

[celest cedar]

yeah

ay what set you from gang?

[rose thorn]

Depends, I finished 1 im working on my next atm

[celest cedar]

the trees

[rose thorn]

Stormcast (which is 99% done outside of collection stuff), Sylvaneth (which is like 60% done), KO fyreslayers Fec

[rose thorn]

Oh I recognize alot of thee from Sylvaneth

[celest dome]

They're the Elven god

[fervent geode]

Ye

Its the gods

[heady rivet]

If hand tats werent inherently trashy, the Saltzpyre gauntlet tat does actually smack tbh. But thats also cringe to have and just be a normal person and not actually dedicated to beheading people with chainswords

[rose thorn]

Oh neat, the glade symbols parody the old gods

[celest dome]

"Good" in the middle, "bad" in the exterior

[fervent geode]

Kurnous and Isha held highest

But the rest are equal

[rose thorn]

https://ttgamingdiary.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_5486.jpg?w=616

[celest dome]

My sleeve end on the back of the hand

[celest cedar]

lemme get one of those tats of buff Alarielle

[fervent geode]

They are as much likely to praise Khaine or Estreath as Lileath or Vaul

[heady rivet]

Some crimes can never be forgiven

[rose thorn]

THE EVERQUEEN!!!!

[heady rivet]

And I plan on working in a "professional" job after school anyway

[rose thorn]

I had a dream (nightmare) 2 days ago that u spend like 500 dollars on a ynnari army

[rose thorn]

GHYRAN WILL BE CLEANSED OF THE PILLAGERS AND UNCLEAN

[languid meadow]

I want the hunters mark on my hand

It's gonna hurt so fucking much

[fervent geode]

Ts fr

[rose thorn]

I have no clue what this is from but I’ve seen this tattoo everywhere

[celest dome]

Honestly the hand wasn't that painful

[fervent geode]

That or the vileblood rune

[fervent geode]

Bloodborne

[languid meadow]

Bloodborne

[rose thorn]

Oh lmao

Does it come with your PS5

[celest dome]

weirdly enough during the session my hand was freezing

[rose thorn]

When you buy a ps5 they brand you with it

[fervent geode]

Comes with PS plus iirc

But without the DLC

[celest dome]

The armpit was quite difficult to support tbh

[fervent geode]

Which is the best From DLC to date

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/yellowjackets-yellowjackets-eating-feast-dinner-lunch-gif-13243872482522675785

The lord's feast cannot be stopped

[celest dome]

Wasn't there rumour of Tree Dwarf ?

In Ghyran ?

[fervent geode]

Ghyran is the right of the Plaguefather

[rose thorn]

ah

[fervent geode]

The False God of Life cannot escape entropy

[fervent geode]

Ye

[celest cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1362584013780418580/1463495225854001366/0de9a12f8ec54c729d64306551731fa1.mov?ex=697209a4&is=6970b824&hm=3ff6306e607437b66ca31688a74898d48f1c4403eeb00fd8175430bfb02e679b&

[rose thorn]

DoW40k is gonna bring the utterly worse people ever to the community

[rose thorn]

oh they existed in lroe already, i think they are called root lords

root kings

https://ageofsigmar.lexicanum.com/wiki/Root-King

[rose thorn]

whos uhhh this one

[celest dome]

Ellinill

[fervent geode]

Ellinill, Lord of Destruction

[rose thorn]

oh neat

[rose thorn]

i might jsut steal one of these for my sylvaneth enclave

[fervent geode]

The Destroyer God

[rose thorn]

glade*

[fervent geode]

His children, the Ellinilli are all the other destructive gods

[rose thorn]

SHout out to Kurnoth

i recognize some of these from aos lmao

[fervent geode]

Estreath, Hukon, Mathlann, Drakira and Addaioth

[fervent geode]

Lmao

[rose thorn]

does Lileath have to do with Chamon at all or metal?

[storm jungle]

its Kurnous

theres no Kurnoth

you fucking neanderthal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/moron-my-students-are-all-morons-dan-hentschel-idiots-screaming-teacher-gif-9545187536972341639

[celest dome]

No, why ?

[rose thorn]

because she shares the symbol of the ironbark glade

who are tree blacksmiths

[celest dome]

Vaul is the Blacksmith

[storm jungle]

never let Maggie cook

[celest dome]

Lileath has links to Ulgu iirc

[rose thorn]

I WANTED TO NOW IF THERE WAS A RELATIONSHIP

but nah

they jsut use what ever symbol lol

[rose thorn]

IM NOT EVEN COOKING IM ASKIN G A LTIEAR LLORE QUESTIONNN

[celest dome]

Loec best god

Kerillian should have had a career where she follow its voice

[rose thorn]

THEY ARE THE SAME GUYYY

HE CHANGED HIS NAMEEE

[limpid granite]

its gonna outsell dow4 methinks

[storm jungle]

GAY

[celest dome]

That tweet isn't about TW40k

[rose thorn]

IT WAS OUT OF RESPECT OR SOMETHING!!!

[celest dome]

It's about the Fem Custodes

And GW "killing" 40k in their eyes

[limpid granite]

1 million wishlists already for ttw40k is pretty neat

[rose thorn]

I want TW 40k to fail because the TW old world community is annoying as shit

you want TW 40k to fail because you are sexist

we are not the same

[celest dome]

I just want to see the TW fans complain that it's not a "true Total War"

Cause I'm petty

[rose thorn]

i thought real tw fans like mid videogames

[celest dome]

It won't work like past TW games is more on what i'm speaking about

[rose thorn]

ahh

every TW game that isnt TWW ive seen has mixed or worse ratings

so i jsut assuemd it was like sonic fans where they only want bad videogames

[celest dome]

It's more so that the TW historical side is just dying out

[rose thorn]

ah

[celest dome]

Like they aren't really getting any new players

So bit by bit they're just loosing consumer base

[fervent geode]

The last TW game i played was FotS, since then the historical side has been really dying out

Slowly

[languid meadow]

Doesn't help the last one was a saga game despite being decent

[celest dome]

The TW Empire 3 will be a beautiful fail 🍿

[rose thorn]

lmao

[fervent geode]

The Saga games are cursed or sum

[languid meadow]

Pharoah was pretty good

[celest dome]

Given less budget

And usually given to B teams

[fervent geode]

No marketing

Somehow

[languid meadow]

it's just people don't play saga games because of their rep usually

which isn't unearned

[fervent geode]

Or so ive heard

[rose thorn]

i really reall ylike all the endless games and they are published by sega

OH SAGA

idk waht tha tis nvm

lmao

hey gw, you sai dyou will be positng an article about lumineth realmlords this week

can

you post that please?

[surreal nest]

I got you

Check warcom my friend

[rose thorn]

idk if i should be mad about falling for tha tor not

[surreal nest]

[rose thorn]

PLEASE GW POST ANTYHING AOS ON GOD

WE GOT MORE MODELS RELEASES THAN 40K AND HH

IN THAT SHOW

oh nvm i forgot baout the tanks

AOS got 8 new units total (not counting rors)

i am like 80% sure 40k got 7 units

(and not coutning spearheads)

[languid meadow]

are you counting the custodes in that

since they can be played in both heresy and 40k

[rose thorn]

No

Because I’m a biased source

[rose thorn]

I am pushing the woke Age of Sigmar agenda

[near wasp]

First it's the four armed emperor now is the sigma. Such a shame

[rose thorn]

They are two separate universes lmao

I can like sigmar and like the 4 armed emperor

[near wasp]

Uh huh I'm keeping an eye on you

There better be the correct number of arms of Karl Franz when I return

[valid needle]

When?

[rose thorn]

Friday

[valid needle]

That was half 40K and half HH iirc

[rose thorn]

It was Huron, raiders, raider pirate, prince pirate eldar, flying pirate eldar, vyper, then AOS got OBR chariot hero, regular chariot, bow men, assassins, then lumineth hero, and tzeentch hero and terrain

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[valid needle]

And HH got custodes, dreadnoughts, tank and the other vehicle

[storm jungle]

Man in a rare moment today i was reading an AOS short

and it literally had some villager chop off his kid's leg so that they dont miss the bone tithe

[arctic talon]

Yet another bone tithe W

[storm jungle]

Im glad such ridiculous taxations dont exist IRL

[arctic talon]

shouldn’t have been made of bones fledgling

[arctic talon]

[rocky gale]

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

You aren’t getting shit

Sorry to say

[rocky gale]

Four more FEC release waves

[celest cedar]

uhm whats a bone tithe

[heady rivet]

Oi ya got a loisence for that tax complaint?

[storm jungle]

🦴

[heady rivet]

Oi ya got a loisence for that bone?

[vagrant fox]

imagine this lad is king

[heady rivet]

Nagash needs to make skeletons and aura farm in piles of bones

[rocky gale]

POV you just tried to make small talk with someone in London

[winged jacinth]

And you'll be HELPIN OUT!
RICHARD DUNN!
(oooh what you say james quall)

[storm jungle]

👎

also i got contaminated

had to go in and watch a krieg pfp user talk about uhhh

"old 40k is so good man, modern 40k sucks"

"so much agenda"

[daring creek]

It's completely valid to want to ignore real life politics because it's beyond stressful but just flatout claiming a very political thing is apolitical takes a special kind of brain damage.

[rocky gale]

It's explicitly an anti establishment political movement, of course they're going to get political

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/wapuC3dWAFY?si=pgKfuyJ2Hz-r5ort

SNAAAKKKEEE EATERRR

[rocky gale]

I miss when Punk wasn't political, like the Sex Pistols in the good old days like Anarchy in the UK and God Save the Queen

[daring creek]

I just don't know how you deny such with a series as punctual and unsubtle

Maybe books need to start having page long footnotes explaining the political significance of a scene or chapter

[celest cedar]

closet fascist 💀

[opaque coyote]

"ain't reading all that"

[celest cedar]

the escapism is them escaping the fact the world isnt run by fascist

[daring creek]

"Hope is the first step to disappointment"

"Knowledge is power, hide it well."

[vagrant fox]

I'm not sure if people are intentionally missing it or are just missing it

[fervent geode]

There are both imo

[daring creek]

"Kill the Mutant"

[fervent geode]

But the first is usually more common

[daring creek]

"Purge the heretic"

HERETIC. HERETIC

[fervent geode]

The 2nd is just a silly goober or actually buys into in universe propaganda somehow

Blessed is the mind too small for doubt

[daring creek]

"venerate the god emperor" or whatever

[daring creek]

All of the fucking quotes in dt load screens

[fervent geode]

XVIIth Legion wrote like half of them trust

[daring creek]

Blessed is the mind without introspection

[vagrant fox]

this is needed frfr

[fervent geode]

Cleave to the God-Emperor's Light

Wait doesn't Kurtha Sedd literally say something like that in 30k

[daring creek]

real.

real.

speaking of apolitical

I feel the author of this comic series "Gone with the Blastwave" didn't really intend much depth.

It's still funny tho

Its kinda like red vs blue halo.

[heady rivet]

I remember those! Given the pace of updates I expect I have maybe 10 more to read to catch up the last 8 years since I read it

[daring creek]

most of the comics involve the soldiers fighting and not really knowing why, and not really thinking about it.

[daring creek]

Ah, probably.

[winged jacinth]

you're writing lyrics to a punk song

[daring creek]

yeeeep

[vagrant fox]

Did this ever have an ending

[daring creek]

No I don't think so

[heady rivet]

Punk went from punk to "Whatever pisses off your dad" we got punk bands gassing the fuckin Cheneys its never been so over

[daring creek]

fycj

Theres one more

[daring creek]

Literally just a bunch of bored dudes lmfao

lost on what to do

[opaque coyote]

Also like

All of them are lost in the city

[daring creek]

I think the yellows have the best weapons

[opaque coyote]

Yeah they're consistently shown to have better shit

Also there's the April fools comic

He apparently always wanted to end the comic on April Fools but this one isn't it

I actually kinda like this twist though

It's an april fools btw

So probably not the answer

[daring creek]

yeep

the author is...kinda whatever with the comic

[opaque coyote]

But I actually sorta like the idea?

[daring creek]

Make what you want of it

[opaque coyote]

Like I can imagine this being in 40k or something

A paradise world with the exception of one hive city

Where the people there, due to the hive city being so huge

They are unaware of the green world outside

So the gangers continue to fight

[daring creek]

Sounds plausible

I might switch to wellbutrin

for Reasons™

[winged jacinth]

lmao i think i remember reading that

wellbutrin is good

[hollow lantern]

My favorite

[winged jacinth]

i liked it and then i had a seizure on it once and i cant get prescribed it again

[daring creek]

undesirable side effects of ssris

[winged jacinth]

it was hot and i was dehydrated!!

[daring creek]

Hopefully it goes away within a week.

Ive only been on prozac for uh

2-ish weeks

[winged jacinth]

you're not going to see the theraputic effects for another 4 probably

[daring creek]

already have, it dulled my emotions

[winged jacinth]

thats the most annoying part of SSRIs especially if you're treatment resistant

nah you're getting side effects

6-8 weeks before it starts having the intended effects

i have tried
a lot of SSRIs

[daring creek]

i dont think im gonna take anymore out of fear of a particular thing.

[winged jacinth]

i was on prozac for like 2 years which is the longest any of them have lasted me

[vagrant fox]

ssris are a shit total ssri death

[daring creek]

bonus points if you can guess why I'm cutting off

[winged jacinth]

i've been on seratonergics, dopaminergics, GABA medications, basically everything besides MAOIs

[heady rivet]

Thought this was about the webcomic still at first

[winged jacinth]

only thing that ever really worked long term was transcranial magnetic stimulation

[languid meadow]

I just realized

do we have any official art of deathwatch techmarines?

nvm I found it

forge master tho

[daring creek]

How I felt setting up my pc all on my own

[storm jungle]

theres like 4-5 of them yea

[hollow lantern]

A bunch

There's more floating around the DW rpg books iirc

[heady rivet]

Shame its such a shit TTRPG but it makes a great splat book for Rogue Trader and Dark Heresy

[hollow lantern]

Define shit

It's good if you want to do a bunch of combat in a semi weird of the week setting

But it doesn't have the same rp potential as DH or OW imo

I think it's better than BC if everyone wants to play marines anyway tho

[heady rivet]

Its for people that like rolling a lot of dice and being boring because Astartes arent that exciting in the way an RPG can use

[hollow lantern]

I agree tbh

It's a symptom of marines

[heady rivet]

Well BC has the extra fun of Chaos to make the all-Marine issues somewhat lessened

[hollow lantern]

BC with all marines? Lame and boring.

DH with all GKs? Also lame and boring.

[hollow lantern]

It's nowhere near as good as all mere mortals BC tho

[mossy peak]

gone with the blastwave mentioned ‼️

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I've always wanted to run an overarching campaign with all 4 games, where the players start with BC to pave a trial they follow with DH characters, which eventually turns into Only War+Deathwatch combat deployments

[hollow lantern]

Only web comic I've ever bothered to read tbh

[mossy peak]

same

[celest dome]

hasn't got an update in ages

[rose thorn]

CANT WAIT FOR A GK REFRESH id raqther fucking die than play a non teleport amry GW

hey what browser should i be using?

[languid meadow]

like

internet browser?

I don't think it matters anymore since everything is laced with spy ware

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-edge-edgymicrosoft-microsoftedgy-edgyyymicrosoft-gif-23136106

[languid meadow]

firefox got cooked recently with their AI decisions

[hollow lantern]

I use DuckDuckGo

[celest cedar]

just dont use Opera GX

[rose thorn]

i need some shit that doesnt fucking obliterate my entire computer when using it lol

like opera

[celest cedar]

whatever the youtubers would say

[hollow lantern]

I wish every single thing didn't have to have an ai assistant now

[rose thorn]

i GOTTA swap off opera GX this shit is UNUSABLE

[hollow lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-hank-anderson-huh-what-detroit-gif-22405092

How i feel everytime something reccomends I use their AI

[celest cedar]

• browser for gamers
• looks inside
• chrome reskin
• cool menus
• sidetab

[celest cedar]

Edge is fine

[languid meadow]

no

the UI pisses me off

[rose thorn]

i morally cant

[languid meadow]

same with firefox

[rose thorn]

it makes me puke every time i see it

[celest cedar]

its faster than its predecessor IE

[rose thorn]

is there like, a non chud version of firefox lmao

have furries made a web broswer yet?

OMFG I HATE DISCORD OVERLAY

THANK YOU

I TURN TAHT SHIT OFF EVERYUDPATEE

[opaque coyote]

...

chrome

choose which way western man

ram eater

or

chud browser

[jade holly]

What if we combine them

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[rocky gale]

Is firefox chud?

[rose thorn]

I heard they did something but idk

AHAHA I FOUND WHAT IS CAUSINH MY COMPUTER TO RANDOMLY CHUG TO HELL

the system at random uses up liek 100% of my computers disk

[storm jungle]

Hmmm guys, does this art look plain and modern to you?

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[rose thorn]

It’s space marine art lmao

Also

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE SEARCH USE AI?!?!?!!!

[lament shoal]

Nah

[rose thorn]

WHY IS RHE SETTINGS SESRCH

USE AI

WHYWHWYWHYWHWY

[storm jungle]

haha owned

[storm jungle]

Woke as hell........

[raven stone]

Compared to 3rd edition it is too bright palette and feels less gritty - kind of like Starcraft art.

But THAT having been said, still distinctly recognizable as 40k.

[jade holly]

I like the second one in the top middle

[storm jungle]

you can make this black and white and it would be the exact same tbh

[celest cedar]

I can easily imagine one of these being a LoL splash art

[raven stone]

Yea ok fair enough. Probably just the palette choice getting an old grognard who has seen too much 3rd Ed art 😅

[jade holly]

I hate to admit it btw, but 2xKO is fun

Blitzcrank is crazy

[raven stone]

But even then, I should note my disagreement with the colour choice does not mean I think it has "gone woke" lol

Just a color preference thing on my end

[storm jungle]

lol I know

you gotta be a fucking moron to say shit like that

[jade holly]

It looks like art for loading screens

Which isn’t bad

[storm jungle]

i love people who nitpick modern 40k art as "bad"

and cherrypick like

the most lamest choices avaliable

lol

[vagrant fox]

it's woke because it has semi-sensible proportions except

what is this huge dumpy

[rocky gale]

Old art bad

[jade holly]

What does some “modern” 40K art look like?

[storm jungle]

i just posted it

but ill get some more examples

[jade holly]

Oh I thought that was the old stuff

[storm jungle]

standby for titanfall

[jade holly]

My b

[storm jungle]

Banned.

[jade holly]

Damn

Banned by the old ones

[storm jungle]

anyway brb ill get some more diverse ones that isnt just Sloptartes

[jade holly]

Throw in a tau or two

[celest cedar]

wait so this is what chuds think made them woke 💀

[jade holly]

[celest cedar]

more vibrant colors

[raven stone]

Well, a very minor thing compared to their massive whining and aneurysm over femtodes

But I do think the palette choice resembles Starcraft a bit much - or to quote someone above, "like a loading screen"

Just a bit too crisp and bright for the setting

[celest cedar]

yea we had that in #zealot-class Dilara can corroborate

[celest cedar]

like I said, I can easily imagine them being placed as a LoL splash art

[vagrant fox]

I don't love modern 40k art pieces as much usually but it isn't bad

[arctic talon]

This is obviously not grimdark enough

[vagrant fox]

but it does slap hard sometimes

[storm jungle]

👎

[arctic talon]

If anyone says 9e art is bad

[vagrant fox]

modernslop can't compete with pure nostalgium

[raven stone]

Damn please pardon my fried memory 😅, was you who said it.

(Memory fried from work lol)

[arctic talon]

They are sentenced to being a person in a piece of Lewis jones’s non 40k art

I won’t elaborate but his portfolio is interesting

[raven stone]

The red Just needs to not...glow...so much

[arctic talon]

Nah it works for what it’s meant to be imo

Something very high contrast and eye catching

It’s a codex cover

[raven stone]

Fair, fair, to each their own

[arctic talon]

It needs to stand out imo

[hollow lantern]

I understand complaining about like, 8e art tbh but modern stuff is really good.

[arctic talon]

8e was prolly

[arctic talon]

Like some of the most inconsistent 40k art ever

Some stuff looked fine

Some stuff looked uh

[hollow lantern]

I like the bad 8e art is some of the worst art warhammer ever got tbh

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/9/9c/RedemptorDreadnought2.png/revision/latest?cb=20170731184400

[hollow lantern]

It commits the cardinal.sin of having no personality

[arctic talon]

If this was made now

People would call it AI generated

I’m deadass

[hollow lantern]

I agree, it looks

Off

[arctic talon]

It’s so shit

It’s the marines

The redemptor looks like

Fucked up but normal

The marines look like

really messed up

Also

[raven stone]

Yea that there is peak "starcraft" feels lol

[arctic talon]

8e is almost 10 years old

9e does genuinely have my favorite style of warhammer art though tbh

The modern 40k artists are all very good

[hollow lantern]

Lewis Jones my goat

[vagrant fox]

9 has very good stuff

[celest cedar]

these go hard

[storm jungle]

Id get more but theres just so many lol

[rose thorn]

??????????????

[vagrant fox]

pure nuttium

[arctic talon]

Lewis Jones only did like

2 pieces for 10e

But they both go hard as fuck lol

[storm jungle]

Speaking of him

[arctic talon]

Besides them reusing codex covers of his

Which I don’t count

[vagrant fox]

It plays right into my nostalgia trap, he's a good egg

[storm jungle]

one of my all time favorite 40k artworks ever i think

[celest cedar]

peak

[storm jungle]

so much shit happening in this

[arctic talon]

The Imperial guard being the monstrous all consuming horde

in his 9e guard codex cover

is

[vagrant fox]

That one piece with the blood angels with servitors all over the place, one handing over an eviscerator or chainsaw to a marine is poppin

[rocky gale]

Lets gooooo

[storm jungle]

The Inquisition twat about to get gangshanked, the Guardsman cultist holding a genestealer baby, the Magus with the flagbearer aura-farming, the imperial statue being toppled, the palanquin of GSC led by cultists...

Fucking PEAK

[celest cedar]

oh yea is this reflective of actual guard battles. Just straight up line infantry warfare but with automatic lasguns 💀

[vagrant fox]

This one, I can look at the serfs all day

[storm jungle]

LET THEM COOK

[vagrant fox]

remove the marines add more serfs

[storm jungle]

The marine with the lipstick runs it

[vagrant fox]

I'm not looking at that slut

[storm jungle]

shut the fuck up femboy

[arctic talon]

the only 2 pieces of art he did for 10e

and they're both fucking hard as hell

[storm jungle]

those are from 9th edition Elite........

[arctic talon]

wait

fuck

💀

I don't play either faction

[storm jungle]

lmaooo

[arctic talon]

brain mush

[storm jungle]

got his ass

[vagrant fox]

I remember there was one piece I really didn't care for

it was Abaddon vs Guilliman with tiny dudes around

[arctic talon]

I like the 10e eldar codex cover more then the 9e one

not sure why

[storm jungle]

oh yeah hold on

[arctic talon]

maybe its bcs I like Fuegan

lol

Oh wait

[storm jungle]

flat, sterile, mid

👎

[arctic talon]

the Core rulebook cover

lol

[storm jungle]

Abaddon and Guilliman will return..........

[fervent geode]

This, this i like

[storm jungle]

in Warhammergenders Doomsday.......

[arctic talon]

this art would look better without them composition wise

I'm ngl

[storm jungle]

its hilarious because this is like one of THE few peak artworks Word Bearers ever got

[arctic talon]

like, deadass they make it look worse

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snooze-sleep-honk-shoo-gif-27495758

boring

[storm jungle]

its depressing how much specific legions get neglected on the artwork department

remember how they uh

posted that "emperors cihldren artwork through the years"

and most of it was just 10th edition art

because they just had lik 4-5 artworks ever in the last 30 years

[rose thorn]

PEAKKK

[rose thorn]

^

[arctic talon]

oh yeah this is my favorite necromunda art they've done

I love all the hive secundus art

its so moody

[hollow lantern]

God I love Van Saar

[celest cedar]

how is it they look more cyberpunk futuristic than anything else

[arctic talon]

DAOT STC

[storm jungle]

Thats their entire gimmick

[arctic talon]

Its spitting out all their gear

[storm jungle]

Malark doesnt know the Munda ways

chat, put em on the altar

[arctic talon]

their stuff is very nice

[storm jungle]

we have a fresh sacrifice

https://tenor.com/view/knife-cat-cat-knife-cat-knife-cat-angry-gif-9404759922388476738

[arctic talon]

though ultimately its still just very fancy flak/carapace/mesh

[arctic talon]

aside from the Spryers

[celest cedar]

oh so its my turn now on the shitpile huh

[arctic talon]

those are

[celest cedar]

💀

[arctic talon]

Spryers

[celest cedar]

shit seems they got lucky

[arctic talon]

like the Hive Secundus art reminds me of Aliens

[arctic talon]

their STC is super radioactive and defective

[fervent geode]

It is what it is

[arctic talon]

so House Van Saar tend to die of cancer young lol

[hollow lantern]

Tbf

It's either cancer or gang violence

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

[hollow lantern]

You dying young anyway

[celest cedar]

ok love the flashlights coming out of the fog, it gives special forces vibes

[fervent geode]

Oldies in Munda are a dangerous breed

[arctic talon]

honestly

its funny how Tacticool they make Van Saar look in the art for Secundus

when they are literally a criminal gang

It goes hard as hell though lol

[celest cedar]

I really fw the tacticool side

[arctic talon]

you can tell they're a gang because they got these fuck ass names

[hollow lantern]

Actually

Mal would probably like uh

I'm blanking on their name

Chem gang

[arctic talon]

Escher

[hollow lantern]

Yes

[celest cedar]

art reminds me of this 40K artist on artstation I forgot the name

[arctic talon]

drugs are great, you should take more drugs

[celest cedar]

they made really cool tacticool stuff

[celest dome]

Drugs are great, we should make more drugs

[arctic talon]

Escher Juves not having morale problems

because they're insanely high

is the funniest flavor + rule synergy ever

[jade holly]

Do you think we’ll get a continuation of the civil war between Imotekh and Szarekh in 11e?

[heady rivet]

PEAK MENTIONED

[plush mason]

lmao

[arctic talon]

yes

[arctic talon]

They've replied No every time btw lol

[plush mason]

ofc they have

[jade holly]

Can I-

No

[heady rivet]

[jade holly]

What factions could realistically have southern accents in lore?

Cause the Doug Dimmadome admech idea was hilarious

[celest dome]

Orks

[jade holly]

They gotta have that hillbilly accent though

[celest dome]

Certain IG regiments

[vagrant fox]

The ones, the only, the fantastic Arkan Confederates

[jade holly]

The real redneck voice

[arctic talon]

Guard regiments

[celest dome]

Those Beastsnagga Orks

[jade holly]

Guard regiments seem the safest guess

[arctic talon]

jokes aside those accents can spawn from anywhere

lol

[lament shoal]

Necropeakda

[arctic talon]

make a fucking forgeworld

[heady rivet]

Genestealer cult from an Agri-world. https://youtu.be/-IZZmJGKDnk

[arctic talon]

all with those accents

[jade holly]

Wait was Call of the Wild Man following a Beast Snagga the whole time

[lament shoal]

I wanna get these for my future gsc army, they're so cool

[celest dome]

The Jack London novel ?

[heady rivet]

I need to pick me up some GSC vehicles once I reduce my pile of shame

Ridgerunner my beloved

[heady rivet]

Necromunda continuing to be the best

[lament shoal]

Still think Hive Secundus needs to be adapted into an fps co-op extraction shooter

Would go hard

[heady rivet]

House Van Saar has access to a "mostly" functioning STC either inherited/looted from an old colony ship. This makes them insanely rich, but the downsides are most of their shit spews radiation like crazy and its insanely complicated. They make superior lasguns, but Escher won the export contract because the VS Lasguns (Nihilis pattern) are TOO complicated. When lasguns have like 2 moving parts, its impressive their lasguns are too much. They're a technocracy thats run by smartest people constantly fighting off the effects of lethal amounts of radiation poisoning

[fervent geode]

Munda Tide

[heady rivet]

Worlds first good extraction shooter

[celest dome]

PvPvE game where you have a PvP mode (with various Gang heroes/characters/classes) à For Honour, with a campaign that lock to gang and normal mode that let you mix them up.
And Secoundus as the special extraction mode

[lament shoal]

Hey The Division was pretty good lol

[heady rivet]

Oh also ofc any Admech that goes sniffing around just happens to vanish. Sad!

[arctic talon]

Do not look the Archeotech gift horse in the mouth

Van Saar literally gives you shit already

[rose thorn]

It took me an hour to get my file scan running lmao

Okay well it just finished

And it says that isn’t the issue

Let me run a different one

[heady rivet]

Anyway yeah Van Saar are peak

Every single gang is

I couldnt even pick a least favorite

Would rather cut my hand off

[celest dome]

Would pick Cawdor tbh

[rose thorn]

I hate Escher but that’s because they were utter bullshit when I played

[celest dome]

As the one I dislike the most

aesthetic wise

[heady rivet]

Peak, I'm afraid.

[celest dome]

Gameplay wise would be Delague

[heady rivet]

When was this?

[rose thorn]

like right before the big updates

that were recent

Fuckin forgot trh term

[heady rivet]

I want to say I dislike them, but...I cannot bring myself to. Those balds got soul

[heady rivet]

2017????

[rose thorn]

Mono like 2022

Nono*

[celest dome]

Would it be cheating to pick the non-Malstrain GSC gang ?

[rose thorn]

2023 maybe

[rose thorn]

1 health champions

[heady rivet]

In this house all GSCs are peak.

[celest dome]

no

In this discord GSC is to be denied

and shamed

[rose thorn]

But this one fuck ass unit had the keyword that said they were impossible to kill

In Escher

The deathmaidens

[celest dome]

At least untill FS actually say GSC are coming

[rose thorn]

And that keyword was removed recently (tm)

I don’t know when

But last time I checked they didn’t have it

[jade holly]

That show of the guy catching wild animals with his bare hands

Turtleman

[lament shoal]

PEAK

[vagrant fox]

today was certainly another fallout episode

[languid meadow]

it was certainly weaker but it had some good moments

[vagrant fox]

People who can do this should be crucified

[languid meadow]

||Ron pearlman super mutant.....||

[vagrant fox]

It was a little off for me but w/e

[languid meadow]

I just want the vault plot to be dropped

I dont careeeeee

the rest is so interesting

[rose thorn]

Man mc has been running like shit, let me make a new world

Aw man I hope my mc world isn’t fucked

My mc world is fucked lol

Oh no nvm

Weird

Oh yeah weird, I guess my old world is fucked damn

[celest dome]

Minecraft ?

[rose thorn]

Yeah

I got annoyed and decided to change my settings to fancy

And the. Fuck with stuff til it’s fixed

And now it works perfectly

Nvm

It goes from running perfectly fine to uttter ass and feeezes up my computer

Let me go and see if i did some setting in the launcher years ago that’s fucking me up

okay i wnet into teh launcher and changed gms4 and gmx4 to 3 in both

nad it wokred

[wintry scarab]

Random little thing: Ive got to give it to GW. Some of these new marines are cool as hell. Especially when compared to launch primaris stuff, its night and day. Also, primaris using firstborne weapons is also something that i thought GW would never do. This new red corsairs stuff is also so cool.

[lament shoal]

Where on wh community is this?

[wintry scarab]

What exactly?

[lament shoal]

The blue marines

[wintry scarab]

Type in "space wolves kill team"

You should find it

[lament shoal]

Ty

[limpid granite]

its the phobos killteam versus tau armored suits i believe

[languid meadow]

am I fucking stupid

what is that heraldry

[limpid granite]

sons of russ shitto

or something like that

[celest willow]

how do yall think a stationed custodian would react to someone touching them

instant red mist or they could give the least of a damn

[languid meadow]

Wolf scouts

fucking 10th company

no wonder I haven't seen it

[wintry scarab]

Space wolves dont have companies

Im pretty sure their scouts arent neophytes either. Theyre veterans most of the time

[wintry scarab]

Wait, do they have companies?

Eh, not really. But sort of

[languid meadow]

they have 12 great companies

but lets be so fucking real

they work the same

[wintry scarab]

Nope, youre right. Im just spreading lies on the internet. Theyre even called companies. Thought they have another name for it

[languid meadow]

Great Wolf

scouts for space wolves dont have their own companies so I was wrong on that

[limpid granite]

Space wolfs stealing dutch heraldry smh

[wintry scarab]

Im pretty sure thats their equivalent of 1st comp.

[languid meadow]

first company technically

which is like other chapters

[wintry scarab]

There is nothing worse than saying something with complete confidence only to find out youre a fucking dunce. This will haunt me for the next few hours.

[vagrant fox]

You gotta allow yourself to be a dunce on occasion

[queen laurel]

i do it all the time

[rose thorn]

Looks like knight heraldry

[storm jungle]

Same as most honorary guardians

asking you to stop that which's severity depends on the personality of the custodian

ranging from nicely asking to if you do that again he/she will slap you and twist your spine from the source lol

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/SwordofSaintBen/status/2014052235865366711?s=20

Quinn (@SwordofSaintBen)

It seems like a glue trap was enough to deal with the little bastard
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FxTwitter · Jan 21, 2026, 7:07 PM

[rose thorn]

Love him

[celest willow]

Wonder how often that happens

Cause like custodians live generations upon generations so they def gotta deal with random people just touching there armour

[arctic talon]

Space Wolf chapter composition is a total fucking mess lol

Compared to every other chapter