#40k-lore-chat
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I’ve been waiting so long for red corsairs lore
And eldar lore
I get both in one book
Utter Woke Nonsense.
I will convert your new red corsair battle force into a Fallen or Nightlord battle force, I’m not afraid to do it.
I still don't get why ppl are angry about femtodes or "it messing with the lore" I mean sure I can agree gw as a company are doing these things to appeal to a progressive audience and stray from the image they garnered from their nazi fanbase....and I just cannot see that being a bad thing???
I mean. So what? What's being ruined? Like last night we had a guy send a message complaining about it then leave.

Women are best represented with no clothes on and huge boobies and nos tomach and a big big butt and an OwO voice and
Even if its inaccurate to the lore
Electric chair
Competent and strong women are soooo gross brahhh
Of custodes being originally just guys
Who cares??
However if we did get like female space marines canonically I would squint my eyes and be very confused. That's definitely not happening though.
Maybe it'll be real in 50k
Meanwhile a human woman was able to command 5 thousand Horus heresy Dark Angels
Well how else are men supposed to feel superior to women? And don't say the patriarchy, or more reproductive rights, or less workplace discrimination, or less sexual harassment
What else is there
She was one of the original caliban knights no?
I don’t know but she was caliban born and high ranking in the Calibanite Jaegers so maybe.
Drop the Red Corsairs for Blood Pact and you've got something beautiful
I imagine the women knights either joined the Jaegers or stayed to help train the space marine aspirants at Aldurukh.
Granted she commanded the 5 thousand into a trap she had set where she would also command them murdered by Luther’s dark angels but that’s besides the point.
Traitor W
Subjective
The dynamic between Luther’s forces and Lions forces is both thought the other was a traitor to different things.
So traitor for either is subjective really
because you're too woke
is it even really contradicting lore?
far as i know its like
gene seed doesnt work well on women
custodes dont use gene seed
its not contradicting
There was one thing about firstborn noble sons once upon a time but nothing that really excludes anything iirc
It kind of did
It's been a while since I read it It's plausible
It said something like “it is known that ALL custodians start as infant sons of noble houses”
Ah, but their share prices went down on Monday
And that’s definitely not related to a British company being threatened with a 35% tariff in its biggest market by May
No sir
It’s the female representation that did it
This is all the mentioned
Not one says it only works on male aspirants
I wouldn’t really say this shows as a rumour
It’s like saying “it is known Corswain is a DA fanboy” so does that mean I’m not a DA fanboy and it’s only a rumour?
The thing that gets me is like
theres WAY more egregious retcons in the lore than this
"Oh yeah this tank always existed"
"Oh yeah this character always existed"
"Oh yeah this faction always existed"
but the moment its girls in power armor? oof
its very much just a non-issue
Also in the english language grammatically the Masculine form is traditionally taken as the default for mixed groups
Sisters of battle use power armour
You’d have to take that up with the guy who wrote the footnotes, that’s their opinion, I’m reposting the lore more than anything
This is why a Sisterhood is all women but a Brotherhood is not inherently all men unless specified
Sons of Big Boss
theres women in it
the dream is ruined....

but yeah basically what she said lol
its the same IRL, theres "Brotherhoods" rn who got a ton of female members in them
For me, it comes down to to things
Firstly, the vast majority of these people weren’t around for these changes, so they don’t care
Secondly, these changes didn’t have YouTubers telling them to care
I like the dreadnought with the big daddy sword
I wanna see thst
I think I've seen it
I don't know how a dreadnought would actually use a sword
Finally got around to playing Bully, and I fucking love how blatantly satirical some of these fucking characters are. Walk past a prefect to hear him say "Maybe I should abuse my authority and pick on someone innocent!" Later I'm being chased by a cop and this mf fucking says "TIME FOR SOME POLICE BRUTALITY!" BRO 😭
The thing is right
This is a bell curve
90% of the hobby aren’t really arsed one way or another
Every group, chat, Reddit you see kicking off against or in support of it (and I’m in the latter group)
Even in the biggest groups it’s a couple of hundred people.
Who has hundreds of thousands of members.
No one in any great number actually gives a shit, for or against. They have no strong opinion, it’s just cool lore they read and accept. They’re not happy it’s there, they’re not sad it’s there, any more than they’re happy or sad about sedimentary rock. There’s no emotional connection.
We’re the fringe.
Mankind = men and women, Brotherhood = men and women, Man made = men and women, Fellowship = men and women
It's just the way the language works
Dilara
AHAHAHAH
Where’s the Sanguinius getting stomped to death meme
Quick i need it
I’m fighting a BA fan and need to mock his weak dad
I need to bring up dads before he does so I can automatically win
If you’re playing Sons of Horus you can play my dad is stronger than your dad
AHAHAAHAHAHA I KNEW ITTTTTT
he opens up with 2 trans jokes and acts liek female custodies was retoconned in and he owuld look at it form a cultural stance lmao
"THE MORE YOU RUN THE MORE IM GONNA BEAT YOU"
yeah thank you kind teacher sir
😭
i need to watch this
LMAOOO
oh no my pretty boy angel mini-hitler got beaten to death
YOU WANT FORGIVENESS?
GET RELIGION
lets ee if the only warhammer 40k vtuber i like is a chud
he hasnt posted about it yet
gonna buy 50 of the custodes boxes so GW makes an insane profit, and continues to add more women into 40k
gonna put ultramarines players to shame
this box is gonna fuckin explode lmao
only people whod ont buy models complained lmao
Not my beautiful genocidal warcrime machine 😔
i think voidscarred with the gay romance got like 2nd place behind the dropsite massacre remake
good sign
Book vote was just a faction popularity contest tbh
a W is a W at the end of the day
I know Eldar fans got together and had an internal survery to decide which book they should all vote for and Voidscarred won
I was glad to see Remnant Blade in there but I'm not sure it deserved it
I think it was Voidscarred or Lelith
Remnant Blade, Era of Ruin and Fulgrim absolutely didnt deserve to be on there imo
Remnant is fine but the latter two are just awful books
Fulgrim perfect son is literally only good for the gore in it
Because the Eldar server is for both Craftworld and Drukhari, so they voted to decide which book to pool their votes for
I'm the most ardent Perfect Son defender (it's mid if you change the title) and not in a billion years should it be on that list
yeah thats how you know this shit is rigged
I know it was released at the start of fucking 2025
literally just an onslaught of marine books
But still
lol
Elemental Council didn't get voted for because it's cover is weird
2020 election vote map
Even people I know who like marine books think it’s fucking weird Era of ruin and perfect son are on it
lol
Rememnant blade is mid
And prolly got voted for by people who didn’t read it
Perfect son is genuinely bad
I should read Elemental Council but I'm also considering that Ushoran book, life is truly difficult
Aside from Reid’s extremely vivid gore descriptions
Which makes sense bcs she’s a trauma surgeon
💀
everyone who wrote in Era of Ruin should be shot imo
"Yeah lets cover what this random Word Bearer nobody cares about got up to; oh no he dies at the end"
like... what even is this book
it essentially covers nothing important post-siege minus maybe the Katsuhiro story lol
PS2 game cover looking ass
It has its moments ok, Marduk Tamaris is such a genuinely pathetic wet puppy of a marine I can't help but to love him
God why did they make the ethereal look like he’s about to call me a slur
It’s so fucking funny
Gue'la 💀
He's about to call someone a gweilo
also doesnt swordlight only have her helmet off in like one scene in the book
Which one is Swordlight?
I forgot was Gweilo "white guy"
yeahhh thats what i was thinking, feel like she shouldve had it on the cover too
soldier in the bottom right
What's the meaning of the Y on their face
More or less, I think literally translated it's ghoul man or something
Ke, earth caste
The Tau? That's their nose
Ah
She's pretty
nasal chasm they call it
I wonder what it looks like when they sneeze
Foreigner in a derogatory way, usually anyone not from East Asia or SEA.
Literal translation from Cantonese would be most accurately described as calling someone a ghoul/ghost
Lol
Were in lads
It was something my dad decided to have a race war over in his head
The context/past is what makes it offensive
Not the words on their own
Tbh
Anyways as far as slurs in Cantonese go Gweilo is like
Very mild
Not race war just...pointless bullshit
Going from "Blacks are superior" to "Black Americans are superior"

He wants to differentiate so he has a sense of superiority still
Is probably why
5%'er bullshit too
When I told him the words meaning he chilled out but still went on a bit
Its a nothing burger thing to be upset about
Though
I think its been a while since hes watched non sense on youtube
Maybe I get the brainrot from him
Maybe both my parents.
That’s good
Though
Everybody gets best represented with a big butt tbf
It is the best representation
He definitely binges youtube shorts at his job
Real^
Need some cheeked up reject marines rn
Speaking of
I think it's a mixed bag of african americans are the real native americans / the original jews / the original pharaonic egypt type nowadays
That sort of chronically online type who photoshops Mozart or Beethoven black or what have you
Original pharaonic egypt is poorly worded one dynasty was nubian but you get the gist
Stop making my point valid bro I was trying to wear the chud glasses 
I sorta dislike how theres zero sex appeal in dt. I mean I get why but still.
Fem Arbitrator looks cool as fuck.
The only thing I can't look past is the heels
How do you chase criminals in heels

Without your feet falling off
Obligatory "boobed chestplates are worse than normal chestplates" comment
And yeah I hate when they make combatants of any kind wear heels
It doesn't matter if they're an assassin who's hypermobile
It's still a flaw
Artists are degenerates is the only reason trust
African americans are the real americans is a new one. But I think I might know
Something about africans being there before the natives we know now? Idk. Not knowledgeable at all.
However
It comes from a land bridge thing
It’s weird
We should still get reparations for this. I want all the money
Yeah but I can't help it when my dad speaks
There's that one that the Olmecs were from Africa, love that one
Some people are just wack
Not only white people owe me money. But native people now too

https://www.sapiens.org/culture/hotep/
Genuinely fascinating
Within Hotep memes, Black women are often presented as “Nubian queens” or “mothers of civilization” through images celebrating their beauty and power. Claims are made that they have superhuman taste and superior breast milk. They are expected to serve primarily as support to their Black husbands.
Honestly why are all these conspiracy theories completely off the rails insane
It's a whole thing and I'm endlessly interested in it
YAKUB SAVE US
i love those wacky cults
Like
scientology lore is also fun as hell
Fucking Scientology, NoI, western pseudo history
Like
How does this shit even spawn
if you don't think that it affects real people too much
I literally meant someone in the NoI irl
Do NoI believers also think there's a white genocide happening
NA has the most deranged fascinating groups
I've just assumed America is located ontop of some sort of massive native american burial grounds that curses people to go completely off the rails
Oh yeah American Neo Nazi conspiracy theories are also deranged
Like the whole
Rebirth thing
Of one weird subgroup
China has more deranged shit as long as you can understand mandarin 
You get some truly masterful stuff
I've been considering actually learning chinese history
the surface level is already interesting enough
I spent a whole day on douyin shits crazy in China
Quite fond of the video I saw of a Chinese guy turning more and more white the more he imitated MacArthur
His videos are goated tbf, not that I understand mandarin and more than 1/8 letters
Good enough
I got 1 month worth of chinese back when I first tried college in 2019
server won't let me post the only sentence i know
All you need to know is 尊王攘夷
DUMB BOT
Hello, I'm french
the but there's the F slur lodged in the "french"
Ni hao, wo shi [REDACTED]uoren
The tonality of mandarin is too spooky, my mumbling ass would never survive
I’m just used to it so it’s not that bad
leggy and elite here so might aswell
you've heard ig
but voting will start soon for the next batch of deadlock charz
I'll just stick to Japanese where you figure out wtf ほし is dependent on context
hideout got updated bout an hour ago
Yeah
I’m excited
there's tons of little props everywhere
Rem seems interesting
REM is about to be the most annoying fucker alive
It depends on what their abilities would be tbh
The fact they’re like Io
i already HATE rem
Yeah Rem could either be horrifically obnoxious with sleep stuff or be perfectly fine
Actually they’re like Io fused with Yuumi
Are their abilities leaked at all
Which is worse
Io?
I just hate the concept of having this parasite
Dota character
on u
Io is a wisp
or someone else
It sticks on you
deadlock....
did you see the teases
Oh god if Rem is gonna be a Yuumi-esque character then fuck that
i hate supports that are glued to ppl
REM is like Yuumi yeah
we talking about it rn
Is that confirmed
Where do you see the abilities/overviews
Leaked information indicates he can attach to people
lol
i frogot
still trying to figure out which one is this character
God fuck that
We’re about to see some foul shit with REM lol
Fairfax great grandpa obviously/j
Fencer, Quinn, Rem, Graves, Silver
Silver is the most incomplete
Based on known info
IS THAT FUCKING MINOS PRIME
Is that Minos Prime lash
wtf
Ahhh
Dog I just saw panda birth on douyin. Bedtime for me
Free at last
God Rem scares me
makes it better
They’re so fucking small
Even if he doesn’t attach like Yuumi or Io
He’s still a little shit
I saw a post saying this is white person version of the smoke alarm
💀
and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since
LMAO
lmao
What are the options?
holy deadlock posting
we don't know the options for sure yet
we have leakez
pics? i only watched NL play deadlock lol
Venator and REM
At most Fencer, Venator, Rem, and the unicorn
maybe graves
I don't think silver is coming out
PEAK??????????
He’s been in files the longest
silver is the one i'm not sure about
Silver imo isn’t coming
HOLY PEAK
there was like a bit of her arm passed around but it was AI
pretty sure silver is only one not coming
anything's possible but she's the less likely
the remodels and new characters are what I'm betting on
yam, warden, viscous hopefully
I wonder if we’re going to get an angel character lmao
At some point
Or angel adjacent
Considering (some) ixians just look devilish
Like Abrams
And Apollo
I think Apollo is Ixian
He’s got a tail and horns
Doorman is more eldritch god
Then Angel
I’m expecting like, feathery wings
Not a halo if that’s too on the nose
“God is real and he hates you Quinn” 💀
lol
Jokes aside I wonder if we’re getting more friends of humanity adjacent characters
those are the biggot guys right?
Yeah ik i just meant something close to a god ?
An fair
like he's not a god but he's close
Yeah they’re the ranked professional racists
Honestly Doorman is weird in a good way
I hope they don’t explain too much about him
def more on the deity side
they have the power to fuck over oathkeeper and shit
who in himself is pretty powerful
also celeste model got leaked
they probably toned the pink down
wouldn't surprise me cuz in the artworks she is PINK
what
pov you have a concussion
Tourist viscous????
Silver has shopkeeper voicelines
Yeah I’d rather have one then play into Viskkkous
"hope you find your bounty"
LMAO HUHH
hey viscous design isnt finsihed right?
It isn’t
i hope they catches a few rounds this patch
okay because it looks like ass lmao
viscous as of rn is like
Unfinished models are: literally all of them but Abrams
funny movement tho
Lol
I think Abrams is the only final model
Placeholder models are: Warden, viscous, grey talon and Yamato
Geist and Kelvin’s textures aren’t done yet
So I’m excluding them from done done
Abrams is the only one with all his texture work done
Also I lost my shit when Derby says "YOU FILTHY DEMOCRAT!" to Bif after he gets his ass beat by Jimmy. The delivery on that line was perfect lmao
Haze might also be to be replaced
Bebop is getting a mild redo
they have the fucking ass jiggle mod on
His model rn is neon prime
Awful
i hope the magicians redeisgn is good
Haze aka #Himmler
my them been a ragdoll with a hat and a wand since launch
Sinclair’s like supposed to look odd
Bebop is getting a remodel but I think it's gonna be like vindictas
Yeah
Also I think geist will be like that
Ngl Vindicta looks more attractive/less corpse like now
ik but it's a 0 effort model, viscous tier rn
Geist already got a new model
pure placeholdery
Yeah
I think it’s the eyes
Them making her eyes glowy instead of like
The old look she had makes her look less dead
Rockstar's writing has always been on point so thats good to see
also HIGHLY recommend checking the game's OST out
one of the best ive ever listened to i think
Wonder if the hideout is just gona keep on getting expansions/updates until it’s like a “complete” place
lol
I hate the deadlock server
I’m not in it lol
I asked for a Pic of the new hideout items they added and people got genuinely mad and told me to Google it like what the fuck
Wtf do I google Deadlock new hideout items for a patch that just happened
Die!
This is valves hot person game
I posted it earlier chuddy
Deadlock community is highkey xenophobic/racist as fuck too
But yknow
Valve game
Average discord discussion is how much they hate Russian players and how their language is fake dog tongue
Its not my expectation its my hope for a better world
Also
is a MOBA ifself
It’s got stricter chat moderation then every other valve game
So it looks like they’ll be clamping down on it ingame more
Then the rest of their stuff
Ngl I doubt that so much
It already filters out common slurs in text so it’s better then CS and Dota lol
I see repeat customers who frequent the slur store in my game
report them
sorry.....
It’ll kill them smh
I still see them 💀
I had a dude named HazePlayer who just said slurs
Game would be better without haze ngl
Toxic ass character
She's the Yasuo of deadlock
i'm following chat and saving pavlena
All she does is bring the worst type of people to the game
it's not ez
Yas execution is simple too
Oh yeah I really like the free roam and bike riding music. Really has that small town vibe to it
Its just learning more about them thats hard
Floor is higher then haze
Maybe
Haze has massive brained shit you can do
anyways valve buff lash
I’m not biased
Please revert all death slam nerfs
He needs it
Yeah and yasuo can just E Q minion wave and endlessly poke you
the only haze build u should play is sleep punch
Me m7 yasuo do not question my authority
secret haze tech
Nah the full spirit sleep knife build
Is fucking hilarious
I hope REM isnt going to be what I think they will be
They will be
it is
going to be exactly what you fear it will be
Valve is too quirky
Or are they like Yuumi
They make cool ideas that arent fun to ever deal with
Current Yuumi is like
Im a slut for wallsplats
I don't play Lol but most of my friends do
have you seen that 1 guy who played 1 champ normally and Yuumi with his feet on another account in the same match
how do u defend this char after somethjing like that
lol
Yuumi genuinely had mechanics in her original iteration
Annoying as fuck
But you did have to use your hands
Current Yuumi sucks and requires no hands
Pre-rework or even before that?
Because pre-rework was still braindead
Pre rework Yuumi required hands
I never said she wasn’t braindead easy
But you had to actually use your hands
Bcs of her passive and to get value with it
As long as your toe can press the E and R button without fat fingering W, you could do it
The passive was just optimization tbh, most of her power was loaded into the E imo
They're adding REM? is that him in the corner?
Ngl kind of overkill but whatever
Better to overnerf then undernerf
lol
His pillow is in the hideout
I figured hed be in the spotlight, losing his religion
Which i guess is what happens when your patron dies
i wonder if she'll have a transformation gimmick or she'll always be a lycan at all time
Flannel on tough women are like crack to me
who would've guessed...
The leak suggests she has two forms
rude...
Why are werewolves always from the pacific northwest
If they're not explicitly they dress like it
It's not enough tbh
If you have even basic game knowledge you will go 15/0 every game as Mel
It's the dumbest champ in the game
People complain about her shield, but honestly if you're decent at the game you will entirely dominate lane without ever having to use your shield, the rest of her kit is that strong
So having a shield that reflects every projectile in the game for 3 seconds is just a diamond crusted cherry on top
-5 stam on wake 
Stamina mastery likers are in hell
There are truths to this world that are immutable
big ass is one of them
still not 100% sure if it's real
you never know, deadlock leakz are filled to the brim with AI stuff
And if you’re me you go Urgot bot lane and thread the needle with your ult to steal a kill from your jungle 
Can someone plz explain to me Knight Commander Dragor's title?
I thought he was a Knight pilot.
Knight Commander is a rank within some guard regiment tank/armored regiments to indicate a high ranking Tank Commander
its primarily used in cadian regiments
but Dragor's existence indicates its used outside of them
Oh cool!
Is there a source/date for the title Knight Commander? Just curious if it possibly predates Imperial Knights.
It doesn't predate them as imperial knights existed all the way back in 2e and knight commander pask came into existence 3e
but Knights also got 0 lore from 2e all the way until 6e lol
Which is their modern iteration
but its literally just "Tank Commander"
would have been an easier mission if Dragor was some Freeblade baron
and could just step on the moebians

Godzilla and Kong are so fucked if this is true lmao
Apparently we may see Space Godzilla in the next movie


Can anyone give me a brief rundown why it appears Trench Crusade has crashed and burned?
Are there any named eldar characters with prosthetics?
Would having their soul attached to a mech considered a full body prosthetic?
I forgot about wraithlords, but... I suppose
I mean do dreadnoughts count also?
Yirel has a prosthetic eye
If you count dark eldar
Urien Rakarth’s limbs are fleshy replacments and he has additional mechanical arms
Lady Malys’s current replacement heart is made out of a weird psychic crystal
Yes to me. I don't know about the other guy.
Trying to think of a horrific dark mechanicum monstrosity to have some missing hivers be turned into
Hmmmmmmm...
An ever screaming flesh and metal golem.
Their faces constantly screaming while the Daemon encased laughs
A giant axe made out of their skeletons
Basically something similar to this but with more technology bits and mechadendrites
Oh yeah also faces mixed into the body
Sorta like Envy from FMA
Is that uhh
Trepang2
Trepang 2 castle midway boss?
Ye
Yeah lmfao
Yeah
Straight up trepanging it
Fr
Fuck I should get that game
But yeah Trepang2 has some awesome monster designs
Still has my favorite iteration of moth man
Trepang has shit like that?
I thought the whole game was you murderizing tacticool guys
Yeah it's an urban fantasy universe.
Still uses guns and tacticool and shit
But magic casually exists and is used frequently
You unfortunately don't get to use any
Yes but it's mainly early tbh
Except the magic of BULLETS
You get sent to the fucking backrooms
By a magical crystal
trepang2 mentioned
BREAK THE CYCLE
Tbh that was the dumbest part of the entire game
That may or may not have the souls of thousands of people
Tbf it does work for me given that it doesn't add any like unique monsters or anything
Just people stuck with you that you murder
I think Trepang2 is literally just
"what's something cool?"
"A UFO?"
"of course!"
Trepang 2 was like "Alright, lets do some meth and develop a game"
And it just works
It's similar to Terraria in that sense
In where it's just "what is fucking cool?"
And then boom
And it works
You fucking gun down a god damn submarine
rule of cool trumps rule of logic (sometimes)
The submarine shoots missiles containing people
It can get surprisingly disturbing tbh
Trepang 2 sounds like an absolute fever dream of a game.
Like you hear them drowning
Because you're going on the wreckage to the next oil rig over
So you're literally just hearing them drowning and basically dying with zero escape
And there's also Pandora institute where they grab terminally ill children and uh
Do shit like this
Yes that was once a person
I wish I could unsee this, thanks.
the horizon level where they just haphazardly saw people's head open without anesthesia is really distrubing
"The effects on a human subject were catastrophic. Upon exposure, the subject's DNA was rapidly rewritten, causing grotesque mutations and physical deformations.
The subject was immediately transformed: its skin took on a sickly green hue, becoming blistered and swollen and oozing a thick green liquid.
Behavior became increasingly valent and erratic. It is unclear whether this was a result of the mutation itself, or a side effect of the pain and discomfort caused by the changes to their body..
Despite these horrific effects, brain scans revealed that the subject's cognitive abilities appeared to remain intact, although severely impaired. They were able to process same information and make limited decisions, as evidenced by their reactions to physical and verbal stimuli.
Unfortunately, the subject did not survive for long after the mutation began. The gas buildup caused by the mutation eventually led to a massive explosion, killing the subject."
like you deadass can hear the donors screaming in pain as surgeons cut them open
Btw you fight them later
It's also using Mothman juice

Its like LSD combined with tacticool
I would say less fever dream and more
"Actual Metal Album cover"
Scientists need hobbies, cause eventually you get bored and just do shit like this for no reason
Well uh, time to not play Trepang 2, sounds like I’d get nightmares from it all. 
The main plot of the game is basically
Arasaka fighting against the Illumanti
...
And you're on the Illumanti's side
And neither side is good
Like at all
Plot? What Plot? All I see is a vehicle for the action
But the Illumanti is worse
and thats ok
Jeff Bezos vs the deep state
Weirdly enough I never hear anyone talk about trepang 1
Yeah the most disturbing detail is how there's two logs where it's just
Templates
And then they literally sent out the fucking template
Because so many patients died to the trials
for what?
Dear [ERROR: NEXT OF KIN DATA NOT ENTERED],
I hope this message finds you well. You must be worried about my well-being, since I haven't contacted you in some time.
I am doing fine, but my illness is in its final stages and unfortunately I will pass away soon.
As much as I would like to hear from you, please respect my privacy at this time, You
will receive my belongings and some forms that require your signature on my behalf. Please sign these forms and mail them back, it means a lot to me
Your [ERROR RELATIONSHIP UNKNOWN],
Joseph
Oh like a writing template
Do you know what 1 is
I thought you meant like for manufacturing
Nope
Ive legit never heard of it, I just infer that it must exist due to trepang 2
Also they literally send the exact same template automatically
It's literally just a shitty game the dev made when he was like 14
That's completely unrelated
Trepang2 was just a working title that just stuck around
Also Trepang means Sea Cucumber
It's a 2d sidescroller about a sea cucumber
My favorite part of the game is when John Trepang says "Its time to get trepanging" and then he does
Yeah they literally just kept what's essentially the placeholder name
And I find that fucking hilarious
Couldnt be arsed
If you wondered why Trepang2 is called Trepang it's because of this game, a 2d side scroller about sea cucumber (also known as a trepang) who has to go to a randomly located objective in the game and then to the next level and so on. You can shoot your organs at enemies but lose health doing so.
This game crashed at around the 3 minute mark in t...
said "yeah ship it, why the fuck not"
Honestly the best part is that the story actually isn't bad
Plenty of world building
Too bad we will never see any more
We will
Just not at the moment
But they did sequel bait us in the complete ending
Also it does something that's rare
It's an Urban Fantasy where the fantasy part actually is obvious.
Who here remembers Incredibox, completely unrelated
Like magic is something well known in the Trepang2 universe.
So they aren't surprised when Horizon got exposed for doing magical experiments
That are surprised when it turns out that Horizon was basically torturing children using magic
And mutating them into monsters
And that literally thousands of terminally ill children were experimented on without the information that they were even gonna be tested on
They thought that they would live out their final days in a comfortable facility basically
Only surprise, injecting Mothman juice
Now you turn into a zombie!
That will fucking explode
There's literally a section of the level where it's just hallways filled with the names of people that have died
And NOT in the fun way
And there's also an email nearby complaining about how they're running out of space
And how they literally cannot keep up due to how many people have died daily
Whats even the mission goal
just why the fuck not?
The Mothman Juice is regenerative basically. They managed to control it somewhat using another substance and it regrew an entire person's body
Basically literally just "take down the Illumanti"
And also to help people
Yes everybody genuinely believes they're doing it for the greater good
Tbf a majority of employees are actually unaware
And as soon as everything gets exposed, the majority of shareholders, workers, etc. quit
With only a loyal few fighting back against you
Trepang 3 is going to be a city builder or some shit lol
Including Executives hopped up on some combat drugs
Who speak like they're cod 12 year olds
And somehow are the most powerful enemies
Also the faction you work for
The Syndicate aka the Illumanti
Is somehow even worse
It's basically the Imperium vs Chaos
And you're part of Chaos
A brainwashed clone weapon
The reason why Horizon is so bad is partially because they literally feel like it's necessary to even get an edge against the Syndicate
Which is wild
Basically Trepang2 is the definition of a metal album made into a game
Rough
Violent
And also hot dogs cost $8 in their universe
I'm not joking
Truly a cruel cruel world

Alternate universe where the main differing factor is that costco hotdogs dont exist
everything else is a ripple effect from that
Real
Wait not $8
$8.50
$4.50 for a cup of coffee
$12 for a single burger
The scariest part?
Do you wanna know where the Pandora institute is on the map?
Canada

That’s irl rn
Depends on the restaurant
But yeah

I think a cup of coffee still costs cents
But only a cup
Not like
Starbucks or whatever
Almost done writing my latest character's backstory, care to see?
Ye
++ RESTRICTED ACCESS +++
++ LOADING PERSONAL FILE ++
++ Name : Vander [Noospheric Designation V-Theta-143]
++ Age : 53 [Years since crossing the Crux Mechanicus: 10]
++ Planet of Birth : Avachrus
++ Eye Color : Variable
++ Hair Color : Greying black
++ Occupation : Collegiate Extremis Procurator, Former Private Investigator
++ Current Affiliation : Adeptus Mechanicus, Collegiate Extremis
++ Notable Features : Shaven Left cranium, Minor external cranial augmentation, extensive full body internal augmentation, synthetic dermal shell
++ Known Information : When he was flesh and blood instead of metal and cable Vander was a private investigator at home among the forgotten alleys and plasteel monoliths in the Avachran Hives. He was well liked by the local population of the lower hives as he took cases from any who needed his services regardless of wealth processed.
While investigating a case in the underhive, he came across a young juve outside of a charred hab block. The girl said her name was Elena and that she had come back from the market to find the hab a ruin, and herself the only survivor. Despite dedicating weeks of time and effort, the cause of the blaze was never discovered. Not knowing what else to do, Vander took her in and kept her safe. For several years he protected and provided for the young ward that he had grown attached to as best he could, though he'd never admit it.
Investigating a string of disappearances led Vander to an abandoned forge-complex once used for the manufacture of servitors, following a string of clues had led him to believe that the disappearances were in fact kidnappings, and that the perpetrators were operating out of this facility. Seeing no outward signs of activity, he decided to delve within the structure.
Moving through the dust caked manufactora and silent mechanisms, he found a hidden laboratory with full stasis tanks and gore slicked surgeons tables. Journals of dark revelations and schematics for blasphemous creations were open on workstations, and within the tanks were the missing hivers, or rather what was left of them. Flesh was twisted into bio-mechanical nightmares, limbs were replaced with implements of torture and death, and atop each, a tentacled cybernetic creature with appendages inserted into every facial orifice, the victims faces twisted into silent screams.
Having realized he was far out of his depth, he fled as quickly as possible to his hab to take Elena and report his findings to the Adeptus Mechanicus. Upon arriving to the hab, he found it empty, save for a note with a location to attend and a threat to her life unless instructions are followed. When he arrived at the location, he was immediately set upon by the horrors he uncovered in the manufactorum, with a new addition to their ranks. A creature wearing the face of his surrogate daughter lunged and pursued him through the filth covered tunnels until he was cornered in a dead end. With no options remaining, Vander drew his autopistol, hands shaking, and loosed a salvo, praying to end the torment of what the juve had become. As if his prayers were answered, rounds struck some vital apparatus and the creature fell to the ground, spasming and shrieking until it fell silent. But alas, the others were only just behind. The monstrous beings knocked him to the ground and tore at him with claw, blade and mechadendrite until all that was left was a bloody ruin. His body in agony, his vision fading, his last thought was that of failure.
He awoke in a sterile room, with the remainder of his body strapped to a table, attached to lifesaving devices of every type. Red robed tech priests lean over him, with one rasping in static laced gothic "Surveilance of your activities has led to the discovery, and termination of a rogue element within our ranks, with this in mind, you may be a suitable candidate for service. You will not survive without intervention. Signify assent, or expire." Incapable of speech, he simply nodded his head. "Satisfactory, we may begin. You may suffer discomfort." He knew not how long he was tormented on that table by the martian butchers, but by the end of it there was nearly nothing left of his original corpus.
Now christened in steel and silica, V-Theta-143 is a Procurator, specialized in infiltration and "in plain sight" operations, contracted by the Collegiate Extremis to uncover the Heretek and their creations wherever they may be found. This is a task he is more than willing to perform, to ensure innocents like Elena never suffer at the hands of madmen.
Its pretty ramshackle, I just threw it together in an afternoon
But I think it hits the broad strokes
there was more I wanted to include, like some level of complicity/corruption by officials, but this was already running long, and I can always include that in other bits
Yeah sorry
Quoting The Vegapunk of Hyenas (@Yeenie_Mcbeenie)
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>Space King being an easy containment for getting rid of annoying Warhammer fans
Real and true
Protip if you upload a .txt file (which i think you should be able to with image perms) it comes up as a collapsible box
What does the synthetic dermal shell look like?
Is he a Hadron?
Or is the the SM2 tech-priest
Basically appears as normal skin so long as it’s not under intense scrutiny, but also functions as a bit of protection from attacks
So the only outwardly augments he has are his cranial implants, which look kinda like the implants some of the Rogue Trader CRPG portraits have
All the rest of his gubbins are concealed under the “skin” and can be opened up and extended outwards/revealed when needed
Synthetic dermal shell is basically covering fake skin over metal like the terminator
Effectively only a few of his organs and his cranium are biological
Exactly
But I imagine it more like cyberpunk
The terminator has a lot of meat yeah
I kinda suspect skynet shoved a robot in a guys corpse to make arnold
chud containment zone is fitting
Kinda like this
But instead of this, his fingers and hand kinda peel back like fingerless gloves to reveal a chordclaw underneath
As an example
Actually are we sure the original terminator wasnt made from a corpse
Or mechadendrites might extrude out of his back
I don’t think it’s manufacture is ever really explained
I guess skynet does seem to like infiltrator type units
But they're not very good
Which isn’t suspicious on its own, as many non Mechanicus people have such things
Oh yeah, that cranial implant is primarily a memorace/calculus logi implant, allowing for significantly improved deductive capabilities and information processing, and the ability to recall anything perceived with near perfect accuracy
He literally can’t forget anything. Ever.
Trying to decide if he should have an external respirator or anything so I can have that partially mechanical voice
Maybe a tracheal implant allowing him to speak binharic, that’s partially visible
If questioned he could say it was from an injury/chemical inhalation that made him unable to speak until it was added
Apparently there's a poster where it's basically Arasaka posting info about them
"Sensitive electronic device"

But something that I legitimately didn't know is that the diagram implies that you have to change the blade
Considering how it says "quick change"
Also shows how it can tell when you want to extend them. I think the characters often make a tight fist
So likely when you make a really tight fist the additional joints are like
"Deploy mantis blades"
Kinda like how you need to flex a muscle
Since it acts as well... An extra pair of limbs
Along with the synaptic controls
It's likely that you have to think something similar as well
Or even just flex it in a specific way
I can't imagine how annoying it would be if you want to like
Carry heavy boxes
You're helping your choom out with moving a table and then suddenly the fucking blades pop out because the table is heavy even for cybernetics so you strain slightly

I think you flex your wrists inwards too (and presumably your hand has to be empty lol)
It make more sense to have the blade be able to be changed out rather than needing to hone them and maintain them
The blade is monomolecular iirc so it probably goes relatively blunt very fast
Plus its cyberpunk we love single use disposables
Buy a pistol from a vending machine that can't be reloaded
the blades are connected to your mind
Morning
You change the blades for different abilities like the shock, heat, toxin ones.
The actual blades? Hwatfor?
No the entire mechanism
It’s to ensure you don’t deploy them by accident
Makes more sense
I was wondering if it had a module for detecting damage or something
Yes
Btw most of the mechanical stuff are not connected to the brain directly, but to the spine. You can still feel pain if you want to.
2023, hot off the press
lol
Very fresh reveal news


