#40k-lore-chat

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dapper gyro
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You can also do that, just do more yoga.

jade holly
dapper gyro
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Do it harder, it will work eventually, unlike your life.

jade holly
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Woooooow

lament shoal
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šŸ’€

opaque coyote
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It's time for the console wars to start again. Time for immaturity!

opaque coyote
# opaque coyote

Also fun fact, the American Air Force basically built a super computer out of hundreds of PS3's

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So he might not be wrong with that particular part tbh

opaque coyote
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Fallout 4 legit has one of the best face sculpting even vanilla

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And modded face sculpting might as well allow you to make anybody's face

outer wave
opaque coyote
# opaque coyote Also fun fact, the American Air Force basically built a super computer out of hu...

Condor Cluster. 33rd largest supercomputer at the time and was used for rendering satellite footage. 1,760 PS3 CPUs and 168 PS3 GPUs.

Sony pushed an update to the PS3 that disabled the ability to load alternative operative systems onto the computer. Obviously it didn't affect Condor or similar clusters (a bunch of universities were doing the same thing) since they aren't connected to PSN, but it did make it impossible to expand them or build new ones.

opaque coyote
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There was also an old rumor that Saddam was building a super computer out of PS2's

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That turned out to be false

opaque coyote
jade holly
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Damn PS3

opaque coyote
winter pine
glass drum
winter pine
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completely forgot about the OtherOS feature with the PS, wonder how the lawsuit over that shook out

glass drum
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Waiting for that Steam OS

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Windows taking a piss on everything

arctic talon
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SteamOS is Linux

glass drum
arctic talon
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Yeah

glass drum
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Thought they were making their own

arctic talon
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It’s a fork of arch technically

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I mean it is their own OS

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In essence

winter pine
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It's just a really user-friendly version Valve customized

arctic talon
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They just took the bones of Arch Linux

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And modified it

winter pine
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You can be a smug internet poster by claiming you technically use Arch

arctic talon
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Awful

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Also I don’t like arch Linux

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But yeah SteamOS is a heavily modified arch Linux Kernal technically

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But it’s been changed so much it doesn’t resemble the original really

glass drum
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Just hoping its still better than linux

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or windows honestly

arctic talon
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Define better then Linux lmao, because it literally is Linux

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It’s less bloated then Windows 10 and 11 without debloating

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But that’s obvious

winter pine
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Plan 9 by Bell Labs

arctic talon
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Since steamOS is meant for gamingā„¢

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Genuinely no one is making an OS from scratch nowadays

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That shit is not worth it for how much effort you put in

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Just make a spawn of Linux

winter pine
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No one is really making new game engines either for similar reasons, just unity or UE for everything

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totally nothing can go wrong with that, right

arctic talon
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Yes šŸ’€

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Unity and UE are way less diverse then the current OS options

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Bcs there’s 1 morbillion Linux distros

opaque coyote
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I find it funny that

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The one thing that has been kept consistent

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From Bungie to 343

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Is that the UNSC Navy constantly gets fucking destroyed

opaque coyote
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But they literally never get enough time to recover

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Seriously, Halo 4 takes place 4 and a half years

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After Halo 3

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They barely even got their shit together. That is like zero time to replenish their ships. Then Halo 5 happened (we wish it didn't but it did) and decimated the Navy due to most of their AI's defecting and their ships destroyed.

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And then while they were trying to recover, the Banished fucking destroyed them again

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The entire UNSC Navy's existence since the beginning of the human-covenant war is literally

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"THEY JUMPING ME! THEY JUMPING ME! SAVE YA BOY!"

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Like literally since then, they just got fucking destroyed.

surreal nest
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@daring creek thought i would update you and say Felvidek is fucking addicting

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So burn

daring creek
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wait why is ur pfp obese fredbear

surreal nest
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freddy chud bear

spring cairn
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change it back

hallow saddle
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Morb Marines

lofty mason
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Has there been a case where humanity colonized a planet just to learned later that it was a Necron tombworld with huge tombs underground?

celest dome
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Yyws

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Mechanicus 1's world is such a case

raven stone
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In the most hilarious case from the TTRPG books even a Deatwatch watch fortress was (unknowingly?) built atop a Necron tomb world...

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Also Votann with their mining fleets could accidentally find a tomb world or two

queen laurel
heady rivet
heady rivet
raven stone
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Agreed, very Munda

vagrant fox
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mazdamunda pogryn

rose thorn
# queen laurel

I really can’t think of what Munda unit this could be

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Maybe uh

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The tax house’s alliance?

celest dome
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The shape make me think it's more of a Xeno gun than a human one

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Even though the scope is more human like

wary fulcrum
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I’m feeling more AoS with the barrel but that scope is raising questions

wary fulcrum
rose thorn
celest dome
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Catallus has a different style

wary fulcrum
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In the art, the minis can differ

The art of Vandus caused questions about whether he was a full SM or not because he didn’t have the interface ports, but his model does

queen laurel
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The greywater industrial complex does not stop

rocky gale
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Yoooo

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She's so cool

queen laurel
wary fulcrum
# queen laurel

Man that’s awesome

But I’d hope it’s not them just because I’d want a really weird and wonderful scope, this one looks quite modern

crisp heath
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you know what i wanted repressented more in video games and stuff like that about space marines? their size difference
it seems that in space marine 2 and Warhammer TV animations they're all... the same size
even tho in books they have some size difference in others being smaller and taller, more muscular than others

wary fulcrum
wary fulcrum
crisp heath
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fuck trying to follow chronological order i might read all HH books from release order

rocky gale
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Better yet, don't read them

storm jungle
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Id say this to anyone so this isnt a personal insult but you legit have to be a dumbass to read every single HH book.

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One of the biggest wastes of time i can imagine a human being doing

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Because HH has good books but out of 56 theres like 12 of them lol

radiant lance
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Women custodes?
My lore is broken, and I will not give up my sacred band of thebes head canon

storm jungle
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Destroyed.

radiant lance
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No women custodes 😠
They are all gay men

storm jungle
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šŸ‘Ž

spring cairn
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they all bi, the end

celest dome
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Nah, they're all gay or lesbian

outer wave
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Nah, the femstodes love me

rose thorn
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Since this is the only chat I know that knows marvel lore

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Is Adam warlock cool?

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He’s hot

celest dome
celest dome
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Yeah

rose thorn
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Idk why he looks like a male stripper ai generated into an office worker like 45% of the time

outer wave
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I can see it

nocturne crest
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I wonder if 40k has something like the cyberdog gun from fallout new Vegas's old world blues dlc.

storm jungle
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Literally anything can exist in 40k.

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you just need to slap a skull or arch on it if its imperial tech

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lol

celest dome
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Servitor Reaper Assault Cannon ?

crisp heath
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im autistic not dumb

storm jungle
rose thorn
storm jungle
crisp heath
rose thorn
rose thorn
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ā€œDid you know a little girl outsmarted tzeentch?ā€

storm jungle
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AUUUGH

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STOP

rose thorn
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LMAO

celest dome
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I mean I quite like those little tidbits

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Add dome whimsy to the Chaos Gods

crisp heath
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DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTERION MOLOC

opaque coyote
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"SO, YOU HAVE COME HERE FOR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE."

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"no"

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"INFINITE POWER?"

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"nah"

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"INFINITE... FUN???"

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"i have enouff of that."

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"WHAT THEN?"

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"doggy"

urban spire
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why does rimworld have to take so many Ls in the community

opaque coyote
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"WH-"

rose thorn
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Dogs are only like 15 credits

opaque coyote
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Yeah but it's her dog

crystal forum
rose thorn
opaque coyote
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Honestly I like to believe that's the only reason that she managed to get past it

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She's the only person that came to Tzeentch's library for a simple desire

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And not tireless ambition

urban spire
opaque coyote
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Somebody who just wants their dog and their dog only

rose thorn
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I’ve seen him around

opaque coyote
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Instead of something nebulous or huge

rose thorn
urban spire
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don't think missing your dog is greed

opaque coyote
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Like he does the classic "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three in the night?"

And the answer is of course man.

But because it's Tzeentch's god damned library. People think it's something more

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Because it can't be THAT obvious

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He's the god of trickery!

rose thorn
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I haven’t read the story because I’m at the point in my life I refuse to watch clickbait

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But, are we sure it’s a 40K story

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I am 80% sure only in AOS you can like go physically meet a god

opaque coyote
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Like one sentence

rose thorn
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Oh lol

opaque coyote
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Again hugely overblown lore fact

rose thorn
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Where is it,

opaque coyote
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It is still pretty funny if only because it allows you to imagine

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Black Crusade: Tome of Fate

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Page 14-15

vagrant fox
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Yeah it's a tiny lore bit from 4th ed

opaque coyote
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Also it's just funny

opaque coyote
rose thorn
vagrant fox
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I think it says guise of a young girl, so it might not even be a real young girl

opaque coyote
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"It's... It's just a guise!"

heady rivet
opaque coyote
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Hm

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Hm

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Fair

heady rivet
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Check and mated

heady rivet
crystal forum
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tzeentch is lamest god so i hope he got dunked by a prepubescent

vagrant fox
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Makes sense to me, dorkass mfer

urban spire
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cringe ass doomers

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"the god of hope is so lame" blackpill type sentence

heady rivet
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Hot take the lamest god is Nurgle by wide margin, Tzeentch in number 2 coolest

vagrant fox
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post a picture of a chaos spawn being injected with hopium via huge syringe meme format

heady rivet
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Tzeentch hopium got me moving through Cathay like a global pandemic

languid meadow
rose thorn
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I think it’s some kind of spear gun

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Like

urban spire
languid meadow
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Cities of Sigmar

crystal forum
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more stock than gun

crystal forum
urban spire
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uncalled for

languid meadow
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Idk what it could be

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Either cities or like

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A funky new agents squad (or kill team)

vagrant fox
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grot sniper guaranteed

heady rivet
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Necromunda

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No matter what it is

crystal forum
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it's clearly a mandalorian gun

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star wars crossover

languid meadow
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I meannnnnn it could be ash wasters or whatever they're called

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Ash nomads

rocky gale
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My refined 1000pt Chaos list

crystal forum
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space marines pogryn

rocky gale
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I'll space your marines

urban spire
languid meadow
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Holy terminators

urban spire
crystal forum
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based

rocky gale
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Is she single?

crystal forum
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you wouldn't be able to handle her larmoth

rocky gale
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Good

rocky gale
winged jacinth
radiant lance
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I LOVE PUTTING MY SEED IN MEN

winged jacinth
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Computing is good enough that they don't really need anything a dog brain can do but they love building in support operators

valid needle
winged jacinth
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Mechanicus exists!

fervent geode
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Peak

radiant lance
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Tbh, 40k lore is pretty much "accuracy by volume" in terms of quality

languid meadow
radiant lance
arctic talon
radiant lance
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But the ultramarines do šŸ˜‰

wary fulcrum
storm jungle
crystal forum
valid needle
storm jungle
valid needle
storm jungle
crystal forum
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get a load in this guy

valid needle
crystal forum
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ayo

storm jungle
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🤨

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šŸ“ø

languid meadow
outer wave
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What, femstodes?

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They be cool in my book

ember reef
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The trans stuff yea

storm jungle
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The trans stuff?

outer wave
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???

storm jungle
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they... arent trans

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lmao

outer wave
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^

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They're legit women

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Or I should say cis women, excuse me

storm jungle
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Woke as hell

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šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

outer wave
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The woker Ive become....

tough haven
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Also how could you even tell if they’re wearing the armor

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What exactly does it change

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What lore does it ruin

ember reef
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Yea this is not a chick lol

storm jungle
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It is

tough haven
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It was never stated they couldn’t be female

storm jungle
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have you seen what women with bigger muscle builds look like

outer wave
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They do look very butchy yeah

forest orbit
outer wave
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True!!!

tough haven
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I could argue male custodes aren’t men, those mfers are not human anymore lol

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Practically a different specif

forest orbit
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forgive me god-emperor for what im about to do šŸ§Ž

ember reef
storm jungle
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The more you bulk up the more butch you look, it literally happens to men too lol

ember reef
storm jungle
celest dome
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Is this an unmasking moment ?

tough haven
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You get genetically modified and altered to the greatest extreme and you see how many curves you keep

forest orbit
outer wave
outer wave
forest orbit
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Yeah I wanna hear this take

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he seems like a reasonable guy

tough haven
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There’s no curves so it’s not a woman?

storm jungle
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its why a lot of bodybuilders on the extreme end even with natural bodies look very weird

celest dome
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I hope that dude understand that most males that are also overbuffed into muscly are just as drugged

tough haven
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Also bottom line, what does it matter

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Who cares

storm jungle
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It doesnt tbh.

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But gotta grift on something

tough haven
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They kill aliens just as good

queen laurel
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People really find it hard for an empire that can make giant super soldiers to also make female super soldiers?

storm jungle
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Anyway i think hes not gonna talk anymore so i guess ill ban em, that was pretty weak.

tough haven
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Who cares if they got a long haircut

queen laurel
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i don't get the reasoning here

outer wave
celest dome
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There is none to be found

tough haven
outer wave
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Oooh hes typing

celest dome
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Other than "Women can't be strong, only men can be strong"

storm jungle
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Whoops

celest dome
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Oh come on, let us have some fun

storm jungle
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I didnt see it KEKW_ogryn

outer wave
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He got cold feet

storm jungle
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I was going through his log btw

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literally the most normal user ever

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then just these messages pop up

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people are so weird man

outer wave
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Wild mask off moment

storm jungle
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literally his first message in this channel btw

queen laurel
tough haven
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The online extremists got to him

tough haven
tough haven
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Maybe hacked?

storm jungle
outer wave
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Hacked would be weird

storm jungle
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^

tough haven
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True

storm jungle
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hacked accounts remain completely silent unless they post scam content

wary fulcrum
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Pretty sure the custode looks like this

outer wave
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You'd think he would try putting out a weird link to a sex site or something

storm jungle
tough haven
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Maybe he’s been lurking in our chat for a while and got tired of our woke bullshit lmao

celest dome
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Hacked account usually are only used to spread other hacks

storm jungle
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remember custodes are also genetically altered

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so it would be like that but more thicker/taller

tough haven
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^

tough haven
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Like you are fucking not gonna look like baseline humanity

storm jungle
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something like Kassandra from AC Odyssey

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but even more bulky

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because well big lol

celest dome
queen laurel
outer wave
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YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY DMS BULGU--

tough haven
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Do we know much about the collegiate Extremis?

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I’m trying to write lore for my character where the organization made to hunt corruption within admech is corrupt itself

storm jungle
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What a silly idea

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a anti-corruption organisation itself being corrupt?

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HAH

tough haven
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Like where they won’t let the character investigate certain magos or forge worlds

vagrant fox
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Don't they only show up in Flesh and Steel

tough haven
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Bro a psych patient told me I look like Donald trump the other day, I’ve heard a lot of shit over the years but damn, that genuinely hurt

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It’s not true but still

storm jungle
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LOL

tough haven
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How could you say that to another person

storm jungle
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"this organisation is showing up for the first time but we exist everywhere trust me bro"

tough haven
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Cool organization

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Never seen again

vagrant fox
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Yeah it's just all we get, they're sorta similar to the Adeptus Arbites somehow. Here's one character and that's it

tough haven
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Like tell me a series talked about propagandists at all before outgunned

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Basically this characters backstory involves a dark mechanicum plot where part of it is the local governor turns a blind eye and provides them with people to use as raw materials as long as they took his enemies and dissenters

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And I was gonna have the governor never be investigated

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But I also want him to not be in power anymore because then my character will just be in too specific of a revenge arc

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Like he just kinda fled under cover of night

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After the mechanicum forces were found and dismantled

lament shoal
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Y'all think a librarian in gravis could make for a cool kitbash?

fervent geode
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Yes sir

rocky gale
radiant lance
lament shoal
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Been thinking about using the gravis captain model as the foundation for it

rocky gale
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I see the potential

radiant lance
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Do people not know what the sacred band of thebes were?

storm jungle
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Theres a reason most historians go "They were JUST close friends :)"

radiant lance
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I really don't think the sacred band is the time you can say "close friends"
When it was recorded they were lovers lol

winged jacinth
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The custodians do spend a lot of time wearing just towels around their waists so i suspect they're finnish

lament shoal
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Anti lebanon propaganda

winged jacinth
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The room the golden throne is in may also be a sauna

celest dome
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Wasn't Alexander an enemy of those dudes ?

radiant lance
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—Plato, Symposium[5]```
Yeah literally recorded as lovers
Can't really say "close friends"
celest dome
hollow lantern
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I remember when people got outraged by the Alexander doc that happened talking about "they made him gay"

radiant lance
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According to Plutarch, the 300 hand-picked men were chosen by Gorgidas purely for ability and merit, regardless of social class.[20] It was composed of 150 male couples,[1] each pair consisting of an older erastes (į¼ĻĪ±ĻƒĻ„Ī®Ļ‚, 'lover') and a younger eromenos (į¼ĻĻŽĪ¼ĪµĪ½ĪæĻ‚, 'beloved').[21]
How the hell do you just find 300 fit elite soldiers that all happen to be gay lovers with each other?

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Like, you imagine "fit elite soldier" is already a small population

storm jungle
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like theres examples where theres 2 guys who are STRAIGHT UP lovers

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and they still go "nah they were friends"

celest dome
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I mean, it's Greece, there is also a reason that olive oil was so farmed

radiant lance
celest dome
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The only thing that was seen as bad was catching

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Pitching was seen as very manly

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Manlier than with a woman

rocky gale
celest dome
radiant lance
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Gonna try it out later then

celest dome
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Doesn't beat mineral/industrial lube made for that specific use

urban spire
radiant lance
celest dome
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Your partner must be very happy

radiant lance
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Fallout Wiki

Fisto (Fully Integrated Security Technetronic Officer)[1] is a reprogrammable Protectron in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside inĀ Fallout: New Vegas. The Fully Integrated Security Technetronic...

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I didn't know that they made an appearance on the show

rocky gale
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That always gets me

winged jacinth
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The banned guy posting the pic was so funny

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(Butchish woman) "this is not a woman"
Buddy she's a 10 foot tall science project she could have 4 eyes and a gecko tongue

rocky gale
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There are 3 Fisto's inside you

jade holly
radiant lance
winged jacinth
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Idk

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I don't recognize the art

heady rivet
heady rivet
winged jacinth
heady rivet
radiant lance
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Gieger purposely included sexual themes to invoke a creepy aura

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And the Aliens franchise continued that

heady rivet
vagrant fox
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I don't really get the issue, the tithes custodes looks like a very athletic woman I went to class with turned gigachad

radiant lance
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WOMEN
AND
MINORITIES
REEE

winged jacinth
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He did call it "trans" so i think he might have been even less informed than the average chud

languid meadow
winged jacinth
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This is woke...

radiant lance
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Just send a picture of a straight up cis man, and say they're trans, and they'll believe it and say "I can always tell"

winged jacinth
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I think they thought that femstodes were all trans?

jade holly
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Which chapter is most considered the ā€œheavyā€ chapter (ie heavy armor, heavy weapons, heavy vehicles, heavy firepower) for the loyalists

winged jacinth
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Iron hands prob?

jade holly
vagrant fox
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Dankels have a ton of terminator armour

winged jacinth
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Fists lorewise are more into combat engineering

jade holly
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That’s what I always thought but it seems like the IF do a lot of heavy stuff too

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Why doesn’t 40k have a gun and shield space marine?

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Why must I be denied

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I mean I guess I could just kitbash from Breachers

languid meadow
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Iron Hands and Imperial Fists would be your choices

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but Iron Hands lean more into heavy stuff

jade holly
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Cause on the chaos side I’m going IW and DG

winged jacinth
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Idk how the scaling would be with the breachers you could also just pair a storm shield with a pistol arm

radiant lance
jade holly
jade holly
arctic talon
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It’s just a primaris LT.

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It’s one of his loadouts

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Bladeguard vets also all get pistols

lament shoal
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Breachers are cool

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Planning on making them part of my homebrew

jade holly
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Breachers with grenade launchers chadgryn

lament shoal
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Got a free pin :>

winged jacinth
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I considered the breacher box but the models are pretty samey

jade holly
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Also aren’t they resin?

winged jacinth
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Idk its a killteam so probably not

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Holy shit i want my power to come on so i can shower before i leave for the day

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I have worse power uptime than my friend who lives in iraq

rocky gale
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I think yous are talking about different Breachers

winged jacinth
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Maybe

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The kt comes with a shield and gun guy

rocky gale
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Yea you're thinking of these guys

jade holly
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Ew

rocky gale
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and they're thinking of the HH Breachers

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These guys are resin

winged jacinth
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Oooh

rocky gale
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But there are new plastic ones

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They just haven't released individually yet

languid meadow
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I was about to say

jade holly
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I don’t like Resin cause of the extra step in cleaning it before I can build with it

winged jacinth
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Those are pretty sick

languid meadow
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No one likes resin

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that's one of the reasons they're updating everything to plastic

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also costs

rocky gale
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Yea the new Plastic ones will release in a couple of weeks

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You can currently get them in this boxset, but you need to wait for their individual release

jade holly
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There’s just something about shields with guns that’s so cool

winged jacinth
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I was thinking im obligated to own at least some marines and those guys are cool as hell

arctic talon
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When it’s good

languid meadow
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I will not listen to such

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propaganda

arctic talon
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Silence

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You are weak

winged jacinth
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I imagine the box is what 170usd and the breachers will be 40?

arctic talon
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Undisciplined

languid meadow
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and you smell

arctic talon
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Breachers are in boxes of 20

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So prolly around 90$ USD

rocky gale
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I've got this boxset and can confirm the new breachers are great

jade holly
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I need to check again

rocky gale
languid meadow
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those big boxes are around 200 iirc

rocky gale
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There's only 10 in the boxset

winged jacinth
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Oh its a whole ass squadron i thought it was the 5

heady rivet
winged jacinth
#

10 makes sense

arctic talon
#

Idk maybe I’m wrong

winged jacinth
#

Theres 10 breacher sculpts in the other box

rocky gale
#

Yea it comes with 2 legionary sprues with 5 models on each and then a single extra sprue with the parts to build 10 Breachers

#

Well in the boxset atleast

lament shoal
#

God I want this terrain set so bad, it would be perfect for my homebrew

winged jacinth
#

That sounds like something i'd buy

#

So many of the ways to buy models are like "ok heres 20 of the same guy basically have fun" for the wargame i want to paint cool sculpts

lament shoal
#

Yeah lol

rocky gale
lament shoal
#

What legion u gonna paint them as?

rocky gale
#

My own Warband

#

The Forgiven

jade holly
#

Idk if this is true but that’s hilarious KEKW_ogryn

rocky gale
#

Gonna use a Brass spray base for the armour and then some golds and reds for accents and highlights etc

jade holly
#

Do you have a name for them?

rocky gale
#

For?

jade holly
#

Your homebrew

languid meadow
rocky gale
jade holly
#

Ah

rocky gale
#

They're not Dark Angel nerds

rocky gale
#

They're Chad Blood Angel traitors

jade holly
#

Honestly yeah I should do my own homebrew for a loyalist army

#

Because Iron Warriors are too perfect for chaos

wintry cloud
#

Yall wanna see something funny?

celest dome
#

sure

wintry cloud
#

Insane post

heady rivet
rose thorn
#

The fuck is a foid

valid needle
sacred ginkgo
wintry cloud
rose thorn
#

Ah

heady rivet
#

Would you rather have a foid daughter or a moid son

valid needle
#

wtf does this even mean

vagrant fox
#

tumblr daughter or reddit son

valid needle
#

Third option, Killing myself.

spring cairn
arctic talon
rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Your honor

#

Reddit

rose thorn
#

lmao

#

idk that youtube video

#

with the reddit mod

rocky gale
#

They're not Dark Angels

#

Shut up

#

I had my homebrew first

valid needle
#

So close to goated yet so far

#

Jk

winged jacinth
# wintry cloud

The IMF guy they put in plankton's wife from spongebob died like 2 years ago

crisp heath
#

this copium is not normal

wintry cloud
#

Their mind broke

#

They cant say it isn’t canon anymore

crisp heath
#

J-JUST BECAUSE IT WAS MENTIONED IN A CODEX-
J-JUST BECAUSE IT APPEARED IN THEIR LICENSED ANIMATION
O-OR THE MOBILE G-GAME!!!

NOOO!!!!
THEY MADE MINIS NOW!!!

rose thorn
#

if they think that wahrammr 40k ruined the lore with female custodies they should play aos! we had female storrmcasts from teh start and female S2D

outer wave
#

No, they'll go complain about Sigmarines or something like that

#

Or that it killed Fantasy

arctic talon
#

If it’s not that they just fetishize them instead

rose thorn
#

i assure you most peple complainging about aos killing tow or sigmarines literally never played ToW

arctic talon
#

Tbf

young pecan
arctic talon
#

WHFB was pretty shit to play

#

lol

#

ToW is infinitely better

#

Rules wise

rose thorn
#

oh nvm she had a model

outer wave
arctic talon
#

She had a paragraph TopKekSphere

rose thorn
#

AHHH gothca

rose thorn
young pecan
rose thorn
young pecan
#

Her aura in TWH3 is unmatched

rocky gale
rose thorn
#

LMAOOO

young pecan
#

AoS is still cool

rose thorn
young pecan
rose thorn
celest dome
rose thorn
#

the prime huntress

rose thorn
rocky gale
#

Anyway I've been reading Queen of the Rose Throne, it's peak. They gave Nyssa a wolf girl knight gf

young pecan
rose thorn
#

and sends her out to fucking murder

arctic talon
# celest dome

Because there’s literally no one living there often, also it is sometimes depending on what GW needs

#

lol

rose thorn
#

even other stormcasts dont like her because she ocnstantly suicide dives

lament shoal
young pecan
#

Oh she's chasing the amnesia LMAO

rose thorn
rocky gale
#

Leta "She doesn't like me, she doesn't think I'm Kastelai"

Nyssa "She's right, you're not"

Leta: Dog ears go down sadly

arctic talon
heady rivet
#

Warhammer fantasy fans complaining about AoS killing fantasy (They didnt know what Warhammer was until Total War)

arctic talon
#

And I’m only mildly exaggerating

arctic talon
#

She’d prolly use your spine as a bludgeon

#

lol

rose thorn
#

and then goes nad kills a giant fuck ass leviathan that eats souls

young pecan
#

Is it good as someone's first AoS book?

rose thorn
young pecan
#

Her book

rose thorn
#

oh no, its barely an aos book

vagrant fox
rose thorn
#

AOS has reverse space mairne syndrome, if there is a stormcast on the cover there is a good chance its not about a stormcast

young pecan
rocky gale
#

I love the Yndrasta short story where she finds this guy in the cave who was one of Sigmar's first servants and he's giving all these deep reasons for why he abandoned him and why he no longer serves Sigmar and gives a lot of genuine deeply thought out philisophical arguements and Yndrasta is basically just going "Nuh uh" the entire time and then stabs him in the end

rose thorn
young pecan
vagrant fox
rose thorn
rose thorn
young pecan
#

I would unironically dislike AoS if the Seraphon didn't port over LMAO

gaunt wolf
#

I really want to thank BlackRock & Vanguard for bringing in Female Custodes, now the failure of protecting Big E actually makes sense šŸ™šŸ»

rose thorn
#

they took all the cool shit and put it ina os lmao

#

and left all the racist shit except ogors

#

we brought them for some reason

outer wave
young pecan
#

Sigmar needed hungry hippos or something

outer wave
#

Or well I think they're not as bad

outer wave
#

^

rose thorn
young pecan
rose thorn
#

aos literally has more seraphon pov books than TOW now lmao

young pecan
# rose thorn

Is the lizard role hierarchy of skinks, saurus, slann, and kroxigors still a thing?

rose thorn
#

kinda

#

kroxigors and saurus speak sign language

outer wave
#

Space ships of jungle foliage and rocks

rose thorn
#

well saurus also talk

#

its like fine?

#

not crazy good

#

now here good as skinks

young pecan
#

Sigmar not even asking them to be there but bringing ogres and evil necromancy guy fries me

rose thorn
young pecan
#

I was gonna say he probably did send an invite but that sounds funnier

outer wave
rose thorn
#

gorkamorka and nagash yeah

outer wave
#

Does Nagash even want friends?

#

Huh

#

Oh makes sense with Gorkamorka

rose thorn
#

yeah nagash had a huge arc

#

he realized he didnt wanna be the only god, the literally everyone betrayed him and he got so pissed

#

he tried to end teh world

#

then he tried toe nd the world

#

then he tried to end the world

outer wave
#

Damn he sounds like a scorned friend

rose thorn
#

tbf he did also betray them

#

by invading every afterlife ever

#

and then sigmar stole souls that nagash stole and he crashed out

young pecan
outer wave
#

Man, dying in AoS as a normal person sounds hellish you either go to chaos, Nagash, or some other god if you're luckier

rose thorn
rose thorn
rose thorn
#

uhh

young pecan
#

Or is that a skink that looks a little too saurus-y on the cover

young pecan
#

Ohhh okay

rose thorn
#

oh yeah seraphon here also have like, necron technology in aos lmao

celest dome
#

Tbf, they also did in fantasy, sorta

young pecan
#

Like insane weapons of mass destruction or like scarabs

rose thorn
#

they have orbital solar strikes, engines that literally warp reality, space ships, clonign tech

#

lumineth have cloning technology too tbf

#

and like

#

omega eugenics and omega gene editing

#

but lik eall things

#

seraphon are still weak to buck shot form your local kharadron overlord

young pecan
#

That confused me until I realized that you mean the elves and dwarves

rose thorn
#

oh yeah Aelves and Duardin

young pecan
#

I'm guessing all the order factions kept their petty views about each other in AoS

languid meadow
#

Lumineth are kind of cool but I don't like their bull motifs

#

when we have chorfs now

rose thorn
young pecan
#

Wasn't that the case in WHF too xd

rose thorn
#

yeah but these guys are under na official alilances with teh gods

young pecan
#

I love how stupid Orderoids are

rose thorn
#

LMAO

#

i play the trees and the stormcasts lmao

languid meadow
#

it was on a smaller scale in Fantasy when it came between infighting (unless you were literally anyone vs the lizardmen)

#

also wood elves
and tomb kings
and-

young pecan
#

How do Welves and Seraphon feel about each other

rose thorn
#

and uhs

#

sylvanet'

#

fuckjng hate each other

young pecan
#

I thought Welves were the biggest perpetrators of Order on Order hate crimes

rose thorn
#

seraphon and sylvaneth get inot ifhgts laot because serpahon try to reclaim shit from their forests

storm jungle
#

literally every time

#

oh lol black templar too

#

yeet

outer wave
#

Yeah we just ignored his ass lmao

rose thorn
#

sexism or GSC, whats more powerful

outer wave
#

Id say GSC

young pecan
#

I said "eat shit" and then kept talking about my beloved lidardmen ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹

rose thorn
#

i love that gsc have been the closest to killing the emperor out of every faction

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah that new lizard man book is excellent

languid meadow
#

They always get mad at blackrock for the like the weirdest thing

rose thorn
#

idk wath blackrock is

languid meadow
#

get mad they're fucking up housing and shit not adding women to your "hobby"

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

It’s a hedge fund

languid meadow
#

that as well

rose thorn
#

AoS' elveshas the genuinely most eugenics loving racist factions in teh world

#

like all the elf factions

young pecan
#

I could've seen them also being a little less racist to each other than others by merit of being very much in nature

arctic talon
#

Sylvaneth don’t like eugenics smh

rose thorn
#

are horrible horrible horrinle people

arctic talon
#

Ignore they’re not really elves

#

Same with the cities of sigmar elves

languid meadow
#

TO BE FAIR

plucky moth
young pecan
#

But wood elves are too prideful and the holy lizard are too wise to let it slide šŸ™

languid meadow
#

the evles were delt a weird hand in the start of AoS

#

especially ones like Idoneth

rose thorn
outer wave
young pecan
storm jungle
young pecan
#

Is this a crossover

languid meadow
#

Is saved from hell
your god fucks up and HATES you

#

poor guys

plucky moth
rose thorn
surreal nest
surreal nest
#

he probably heard the school bell ring and wanted front row seats

languid meadow
#

was that his first message

#

hold on

rose thorn
#

lumineth, DoK, Sylvaneth are all like REALLY evil lmao

young pecan
#

One thing I really love about Warhammer writers in all three settings is that they don't pretend the order factions are sweeter than they are

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

I LOVE KILLING FLESHLINGS
-average sylvaneth

rose thorn
celest dome
languid meadow
#

what the fuck

#

he was low key normal (For a darktide chatter)

#

that was like his only insane shit he did

#

????

#

what snapped

surreal nest
#

Sleeper agent

storm jungle
#

We had a guy earlier that did the exact same thing

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

nothing but normal stuff in his log

#

then INSTANT mask off

languid meadow
#

I don't get it

#

it's so weird

young pecan
#

So with the Seraphon @rose thorn are they actually racist or are they less cooperative because they're too prideful over the younger races

rose thorn
#

they aer like

#

mythical creatures bascialy

#

they appear tohelp and then disappear

languid meadow
#

Isn't there two factions of them?

rose thorn
#

i heard they have bene sturgglign with a civil war or osmething

rose thorn
young pecan
#

So they randomly help other Order factions however they feel like?

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

Starborn and Coalesced

arctic talon
#

But they’re usually helpful

rose thorn
#

htey have a FOR THE PLAN thing

arctic talon
#

Aside from one group of coalesced who went batshit insane

languid meadow
#

Starborn are magic focused and Coalesced are like

#

dino mode

arctic talon
#

And are busy murdering everything around them that is remotely chaos tainted

young pecan
rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Oh also the skaven have genetic ptsd

#

Of lustria

young pecan
#

I love my lizards

rose thorn
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

The seraphon terraform stuff

young pecan
arctic talon
#

To resemble lustria

#

The skaven tried attacking an area mid terraforming

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

And they got PTSD from the skinks and Saurus

#

Yeah

#

It’s why their zones are always jungly

languid meadow
#

I do need to read more of the seraphons but idk if they're like

#

interesting at all

rose thorn
#

ohhh

young pecan
#

I'm reading through Ravenor and Eisenhorn's stuff so I can get to read Bequin's books but I think after Ravenor's Omnibus I'm gonna interrupt the list with Star Seer

arctic talon
#

Oh also

#

Seraphon blood literally burns away chaos corruption

languid meadow
#

are they still the "bio androids" they were in fantasy or do they have more character

arctic talon
#

Like

arctic talon
#

Like

languid meadow
#

ough

arctic talon
#

You do not want to touch seraphon bloof

#

As anyone with any chaos juice

#

That shit will literally melt the skin off your bones

arctic talon
#

You can play as a skink in soulbound lol

languid meadow
#

I like them in Fantasy but yeah that was one of my biggest turn offs for a faction where they just dont have anything outside of a few

rose thorn
#

they are indiviudals reusing souls and clones? some of the old seraphon characters have been reanimated

rose thorn
vagrant fox
#

I haven audible credit, maybe I oughta pick up the Ushoran book šŸ¤”

languid meadow
#

Kroq Gar

#

?

rose thorn
#

OH YEHA kroq is still alive lmao

#

and has rules

vagrant fox
#

my sweet boy kroq gar

young pecan
rose thorn
#

MY BAD

#

WRONG KROQ

#

wait nvm

#

he is aliev

young pecan
#

Oh okay

rose thorn
young pecan
#

Does he have a book in AoS?

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

He’s got some random lore in the tomes

languid meadow
#

Sadly he's just labeled "Suarus Oldblood on Carnosaur" model wise but it's him

arctic talon
#

It’s mostly him slaughtering chaos stuff though

rose thorn
#

i thought the uh

arctic talon
#

Nah Kroq-Gar is alive

rose thorn
#

white guy

arctic talon
#
  • kroq gar look alike
#

Who are the oldbloods

celest dome
languid meadow
rose thorn
#

YEHA HIM

languid meadow
rose thorn
#

he is who I was thinking of

#

He was recently resurrected

#

And has an underworlds warband

languid meadow
#

It's like Kroq Gar model wise

#

it's cleary the character

rose thorn
#

Yea he just has amnesia

valid needle
rose thorn
#

From taking so long to revive

arctic talon
#

If I had a nickel for every AoS character from the old world with amnesia that isn’t a stormcast

#

I’d have like

#

3 nickels

#

Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened thrice

celest dome
#

Gor Roq

rose thorn
#

His name is Kro-Jax

arctic talon
#

Getting random memories of tearing a skavens legs off

rose thorn
rose thorn
#

Oh he is also mega insane I didn’t know that

celest dome
rose thorn
#

When a Seraphon warhost sent to combat the skaven invasion of the Great Parch was buried by an unexpected cave-in, only blessed Kro-Jax, known as "the Aegis", and a handful of saurus warriors managed to escape. Though the warhost's Slann Starmaster survived, he was trapped beneath tons of rock; though the Starmaster still attempts to direct his warriors, interference from emberstone and the sheer amount of stone between him and Kro-Jax leads to communication being sporadic and often garbled. Kro-Jax and his companions attempt to accomplish the Starmaster's orders, no matter how unclear or bizarre they seem.

arctic talon
#

So we got Ikrit, Kro Jax and someone else I forgot

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Not counting

rose thorn
#

ah okay

languid meadow
#

kirk flashed in my head reading that

#

...

#

RAGE

rose thorn
#

OH

arctic talon
#

Bros face before he got shot is literally a reaction image now

#

šŸ’€

rose thorn
#

the fckin lizard skink, i believe he leads the canon warcry warband

arctic talon
#

Yes that dude

languid meadow
#

I hope Ikit gets a model in AoS, I know his design was was used for the warlock engineer but it was removed lately

#

maybe we'll get him....

arctic talon
#

Ikrit is cool

arctic talon
#

No

#

Ikrit lived

rose thorn
#

oh wow

arctic talon
#

He figured out how to reverse engineer the stormcast shit

languid meadow
#

He's doing something stupid with the horned rat

arctic talon
#

And escaped

#

He gets mentioned again somewhere else

#

Everyone thought Ikit died during end times

celest dome
#

Skavencasts, Dwarfcast...

arctic talon
#

Via nuking nagash’s pyramid

#

But Ikit is alive

rose thorn
#

lmaoo

arctic talon
#

And managed to reforge himself

rose thorn
#

hopefully he gets an end of ediitonr elease for skyre

urban spire
celest dome
#

Sigmar will woe the day he forgot to pattent the Stormcast process

urban spire
#

dammit, non-embed piece of shit

arctic talon
#

Also he’s like got a fucking skaven mecha/power armor setup

#

That’s bigger then his original one

urban spire
#

look at this

#

what do you think of it?

outer wave
rose thorn
#

what am i looking at

arctic talon
#

Bc he’s the size of a stormcast

rose thorn
#

lmoa

languid meadow
#

Considering how popular skaven are I'm surprised we haven't gotten anything for him and his cogwork stormvermin

young pecan
rose thorn
#

the aos lex is grossly understaffed

arctic talon
#

Would be a bad look to add a new sub group

#

lol

rose thorn
#

rumor is that the ninja ones are getitng a refresh at the end o fthe edition

celest dome
arctic talon
languid meadow
#

Eshin?

arctic talon
#

Yeah eshin

languid meadow
#

GOOD fuck pestlins

languid meadow
#

just rat squared

arctic talon
#

Rats like being clean

#

Tbf

#

Unlike pestlins

celest dome
rose thorn
#

oh their army release?

celest dome
#

Ye

#

Will need to find sources for each of them, and it won't be easy

rose thorn
#

If you don’t find it, I know an lgs with a first edition fyreslayer battletome

#

If it’s still there I’ll check it

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

Omfg GW PLEASE PUT ANY INFORMATION ON YOUR FHCK ASS BOOKS

opaque coyote
#

You have to look in 3rd edition

rose thorn
#

I found a 1st edition on eBay but it doenst say anywhere if it’s 1st edition

arctic talon
# opaque coyote

Me getting flash banged on discord by someone calling Genshin/ZZZ woke because the women have too much clothes on or something

young pecan
#

The same people wanting women to be practically naked in their games are also preaching modesty for real women

#

Makes me start to think they can only get it up to 2D

plucky moth
arctic talon
#

Anyways GW please give me Maelstrom book now