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My body is not built to be a contortionist

Do it harder, it will work eventually, unlike your life.
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Also fun fact, the American Air Force basically built a super computer out of hundreds of PS3's
So he might not be wrong with that particular part tbh

I fucking hate how accurate it is
Fallout 4 legit has one of the best face sculpting even vanilla
And modded face sculpting might as well allow you to make anybody's face
Those guys can kill each other on which console has the most games or whatever; Im sticking to PC
Condor Cluster. 33rd largest supercomputer at the time and was used for rendering satellite footage. 1,760 PS3 CPUs and 168 PS3 GPUs.
Sony pushed an update to the PS3 that disabled the ability to load alternative operative systems onto the computer. Obviously it didn't affect Condor or similar clusters (a bunch of universities were doing the same thing) since they aren't connected to PSN, but it did make it impossible to expand them or build new ones.
Said update was mainly for an unrelated reason. It was mainly due to people using Linux to rip PS3 discs

There was also an old rumor that Saddam was building a super computer out of PS2's
That turned out to be false
I mean tbf it's between PS and PC in this kindergarten ass beef

All that power just to have no games
Damn PS3
Yeah bruh
completely forgot about the OtherOS feature with the PS, wonder how the lawsuit over that shook out
SteamOS is Linux
Oh it is?
Yeah
Thought they were making their own
It's just a really user-friendly version Valve customized
very based of valve, did not know they used Arch for it
You can be a smug internet poster by claiming you technically use Arch
Awful
Also I donāt like arch Linux
But yeah SteamOS is a heavily modified arch Linux Kernal technically
But itās been changed so much it doesnāt resemble the original really
Define better then Linux lmao, because it literally is Linux
Itās less bloated then Windows 10 and 11 without debloating
But thatās obvious
Plan 9 by Bell Labs
Since steamOS is meant for gamingā¢
Genuinely no one is making an OS from scratch nowadays
That shit is not worth it for how much effort you put in
Just make a spawn of Linux
No one is really making new game engines either for similar reasons, just unity or UE for everything
totally nothing can go wrong with that, right
Yes š
Unity and UE are way less diverse then the current OS options
Bcs thereās 1 morbillion Linux distros
I find it funny that
The one thing that has been kept consistent
From Bungie to 343
Is that the UNSC Navy constantly gets fucking destroyed
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They look really cool while doing so
But they literally never get enough time to recover
Seriously, Halo 4 takes place 4 and a half years
After Halo 3
They barely even got their shit together. That is like zero time to replenish their ships. Then Halo 5 happened (we wish it didn't but it did) and decimated the Navy due to most of their AI's defecting and their ships destroyed.
And then while they were trying to recover, the Banished fucking destroyed them again
The entire UNSC Navy's existence since the beginning of the human-covenant war is literally
"THEY JUMPING ME! THEY JUMPING ME! SAVE YA BOY!"
Like literally since then, they just got fucking destroyed.
@daring creek thought i would update you and say Felvidek is fucking addicting
So burn
Hah, Glad you love it <3
wait why is ur pfp obese fredbear
freddy chud bear
Morb Marines
Has there been a case where humanity colonized a planet just to learned later that it was a Necron tombworld with huge tombs underground?
More often than Imperium or Ad Mech would like to admit. Or heck, given Necrons, even T'au might have experienced it.
In the most hilarious case from the TTRPG books even a Deatwatch watch fortress was (unknowingly?) built atop a Necron tomb world...
Also Votann with their mining fleets could accidentally find a tomb world or two
Often and frequently. Entire Hive worlds have had this issue
Munda mini
Agreed, very Munda
mazdamunda 
I really canāt think of what Munda unit this could be
Maybe uh
The tax houseās alliance?
The shape make me think it's more of a Xeno gun than a human one
Even though the scope is more human like
Iām feeling more AoS with the barrel but that scope is raising questions
If it were Munda, it could be the Catallus Twins
Thereās a duellist and a sniper
Me too but the scope is weird
Catallus has a different style
In the art, the minis can differ
The art of Vandus caused questions about whether he was a full SM or not because he didnāt have the interface ports, but his model does
The greywater industrial complex does not stop
yes that's Thyrissa Steelwater, Aelf from greywater fastness
Man thatās awesome
But Iād hope itās not them just because Iād want a really weird and wonderful scope, this one looks quite modern
yeah this one is 40k
you know what i wanted repressented more in video games and stuff like that about space marines? their size difference
it seems that in space marine 2 and Warhammer TV animations they're all... the same size
even tho in books they have some size difference in others being smaller and taller, more muscular than others
Like, Itās got to be hasnāt it?
But I canāt think of any other scopes thatāre similar
fuck trying to follow chronological order i might read all HH books from release order
Id say this to anyone so this isnt a personal insult but you legit have to be a dumbass to read every single HH book.
One of the biggest wastes of time i can imagine a human being doing
Because HH has good books but out of 56 theres like 12 of them lol
Women custodes?
My lore is broken, and I will not give up my sacred band of thebes head canon
Destroyed.
No women custodes š
They are all gay men
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they all bi, the end
Nah, they're all gay or lesbian
Nah, the femstodes love me
Since this is the only chat I know that knows marvel lore
Is Adam warlock cool?
Heās hot
@urban spire You know what you have to do.
Depend on the continuity, but for the most part
Yeah
Idk why he looks like a male stripper ai generated into an office worker like 45% of the time
I can see it
I wonder if 40k has something like the cyberdog gun from fallout new Vegas's old world blues dlc.
Literally anything can exist in 40k.
you just need to slap a skull or arch on it if its imperial tech
lol
Servitor Reaper Assault Cannon ?
Not reading AAALL of them but just the majority
im autistic not dumb
Explode.
Donāt give Reddit any ideas
its already too late
Man my autism hyperixation just does this I want to read them
NOOOOO
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āDid you know a little girl outsmarted tzeentch?ā
LMAO
DID YOU KNOW THAT ASTERION MOLOC
huh?
Honestly I know it's mostly just an overblown reference.
But I also find it funny to imagine one of the daemons being like
"SO, YOU HAVE COME HERE FOR INFINITE KNOWLEDGE."
"no"
"INFINITE POWER?"
"nah"
"INFINITE... FUN???"
"i have enouff of that."
"WHAT THEN?"
"doggy"
why does rimworld have to take so many Ls in the community
"WH-"
Dogs are only like 15 credits
Yeah but it's her dog
lol what did he do
Because itās chud sims
Honestly I like to believe that's the only reason that she managed to get past it
She's the only person that came to Tzeentch's library for a simple desire
And not tireless ambition
custodes posting, idk if it was ironic or not, i just got out of the shower i'm not checking
Somebody who just wants their dog and their dog only
Iāve seen him around
Instead of something nebulous or huge
Thatās still greed lmao, in lore it probably not a true story or tzeentch thoguht it would be funny
at least the rimworld discord mods are okay
don't think missing your dog is greed
Also I really like to imagine the riddles are actually extremely simple. And it's just written in a way that makes people overthink it.
Like he does the classic "What has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three in the night?"
And the answer is of course man.
But because it's Tzeentch's god damned library. People think it's something more
Because it can't be THAT obvious
He's the god of trickery!
I havenāt read the story because Iām at the point in my life I refuse to watch clickbait
But, are we sure itās a 40K story
I am 80% sure only in AOS you can like go physically meet a god
It is literally just a lore blirb
Like one sentence
Oh lol
Again hugely overblown lore fact
Where is it,
It is still pretty funny if only because it allows you to imagine
Black Crusade: Tome of Fate
Page 14-15
Yeah it's a tiny lore bit from 4th ed
Also it's just funny
He's onto something here
Another bara W
You think the women aren't also gay?

Ah
I think it says guise of a young girl, so it might not even be a real young girl
I like to think it is and Tzeentch is just really embarrassed about it
"It's... It's just a guise!"

Well I'm not atracted to gay women 
Check and mated
Thats the beauty of it. No matter what it is, I'm right. Because every mini is a Munda mini
tzeentch is lamest god so i hope he got dunked by a prepubescent
Makes sense to me, dorkass mfer
Hot take the lamest god is Nurgle by wide margin, Tzeentch in number 2 coolest
post a picture of a chaos spawn being injected with hopium via huge syringe meme format
Tzeentch hopium got me moving through Cathay like a global pandemic
You'll be turned into a chaos spawn for shits and giggles
mad you can't cast spells
Cities of Sigmar
more stock than gun
the only pill tzeentch enjoyers should take is their shizo medication
uncalled for
Idk what it could be
Either cities or like
A funky new agents squad (or kill team)
grot sniper guaranteed
My refined 1000pt Chaos list
space marines 
I'll space your marines
it's a female space marine
Holy terminators
based
Is she single?
you wouldn't be able to handle her larmoth
Good
Think my opponents are gonna be Orkz and Votann maybe GSC
What do you think the ultramarines are for
I LOVE PUTTING MY SEED IN MEN
Nothing so small scale but on a larger weapon there will often be entire servitorized human brains dedicated to them
Computing is good enough that they don't really need anything a dog brain can do but they love building in support operators
All of them being Dark Angel or Nightlord centred.
Mechanicus exists!
The First Heretic - Aurelian - Know No Fear (Mark of Calth and Betrayal at Calth) - Betrayer
Peak
Tbh, 40k lore is pretty much "accuracy by volume" in terms of quality
40k videos though
100% shots hit
Custodes donāt use gene seed smh
But the ultramarines do š
That could be a shout actually
The front of the sight is the same
nooooope
scroll up
Too late Iāve already said it.
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get a load in this guy
Not now kitten.
ayo
What
Itās bull shit lmfao
The trans stuff yea
The trans stuff?
???
The woker Ive become....
Also how could you even tell if theyāre wearing the armor
What exactly does it change
What lore does it ruin
Yea this is not a chick lol
It is
It was never stated they couldnāt be female
have you seen what women with bigger muscle builds look like
They do look very butchy yeah
Shes hot as hell DAMN
True!!!
I could argue male custodes arenāt men, those mfers are not human anymore lol
Practically a different specif
forgive me god-emperor for what im about to do š§
Do you know what they also usually take for enhancements ?
What does that have to do with anything
The more you bulk up the more butch you look, it literally happens to men too lol
Everything
Nothing š
Is this an unmasking moment ?
You get genetically modified and altered to the greatest extreme and you see how many curves you keep
Whats wrong with giant muscular women
Wanna explain a bit more than that?
Also this
Thatās the long and short of it right?
Thereās no curves so itās not a woman?
Yeah your body becomes more "taut" the more you gain muscle
its why a lot of bodybuilders on the extreme end even with natural bodies look very weird
I hope that dude understand that most males that are also overbuffed into muscly are just as drugged
They kill aliens just as good
People really find it hard for an empire that can make giant super soldiers to also make female super soldiers?
Anyway i think hes not gonna talk anymore so i guess ill ban em, that was pretty weak.
Who cares if they got a long haircut
i don't get the reasoning here
Sadge, I wanted to see him dig himself into a hole
There is none to be found
Thatās the thing, itās not even lore breaking, itās not marines where they only could be made in one sex to prevent them from overtaking humanity
Oooh hes typing
Other than "Women can't be strong, only men can be strong"
Whoops
I didnt see it 
He got cold feet
I was going through his log btw
literally the most normal user ever
then just these messages pop up
people are so weird man
Wild mask off moment
literally his first message in this channel btw
the clad paradox
The online extremists got to him
Itās pumped into like every social media, maybe he just hit critical mass
Perhaps trolling or baiting?
Maybe hacked?
Nah he seemed very genuine
Hacked would be weird
^
True
hacked accounts remain completely silent unless they post scam content
Pretty sure the custode looks like this
You'd think he would try putting out a weird link to a sex site or something
Kinda
Maybe heās been lurking in our chat for a while and got tired of our woke bullshit lmao
Hacked account usually are only used to spread other hacks
remember custodes are also genetically altered
so it would be like that but more thicker/taller
^
Like you are fucking not gonna look like baseline humanity
something like Kassandra from AC Odyssey
but even more bulky
because well big lol
Im da wokah baby
Garth ennis room!
YOU STILL HAVENT ANSWERED MY DMS BULGU--
Do we know much about the collegiate Extremis?
Iām trying to write lore for my character where the organization made to hunt corruption within admech is corrupt itself
Like where they wonāt let the character investigate certain magos or forge worlds
Don't they only show up in Flesh and Steel
Bro a psych patient told me I look like Donald trump the other day, Iāve heard a lot of shit over the years but damn, that genuinely hurt
Itās not true but still
LOL
How could you say that to another person
Tbh that happens for most books
"this organisation is showing up for the first time but we exist everywhere trust me bro"
Yeah it's just all we get, they're sorta similar to the Adeptus Arbites somehow. Here's one character and that's it
Like tell me a series talked about propagandists at all before outgunned
Basically this characters backstory involves a dark mechanicum plot where part of it is the local governor turns a blind eye and provides them with people to use as raw materials as long as they took his enemies and dissenters
And I was gonna have the governor never be investigated
But I also want him to not be in power anymore because then my character will just be in too specific of a revenge arc
Like he just kinda fled under cover of night
After the mechanicum forces were found and dismantled
Y'all think a librarian in gravis could make for a cool kitbash?
Yes sir
All Gravis are cool, so yes
Completely ironic
I called them the sacred band of thebes and wanted them all gay instead?
Been thinking about using the gravis captain model as the foundation for it
Do people not know what the sacred band of thebes were?
Theres a reason most historians go "They were JUST close friends :)"
I really don't think the sacred band is the time you can say "close friends"
When it was recorded they were lovers lol
The custodians do spend a lot of time wearing just towels around their waists so i suspect they're finnish
Anti lebanon propaganda
The room the golden throne is in may also be a sauna
Wasn't Alexander an enemy of those dudes ?
āPlato, Symposium[5]```
Yeah literally recorded as lovers
Can't really say "close friends"
The Emp sweated so much fat in the sauna he became a skeleton 
I remember when people got outraged by the Alexander doc that happened talking about "they made him gay"
It was annihilated by Philip II of Macedon and young Alexander the Great in the Battle of Chaeronea in 338 BC.[2]
A bit
According to Plutarch, the 300 hand-picked men were chosen by Gorgidas purely for ability and merit, regardless of social class.[20] It was composed of 150 male couples,[1] each pair consisting of an older erastes (į¼ĻαĻĻĪ®Ļ, 'lover') and a younger eromenos (į¼ĻĻμενοĻ, 'beloved').[21]
How the hell do you just find 300 fit elite soldiers that all happen to be gay lovers with each other?
Like, you imagine "fit elite soldier" is already a small population
Its largely just historians being iffy with it or being straight up homophobic unfortunately as per a queer english historain friend of mine lol
like theres examples where theres 2 guys who are STRAIGHT UP lovers
and they still go "nah they were friends"

I mean, it's Greece, there is also a reason that olive oil was so farmed
Is olive oil the chemicals that turned those frogs gay?
The only thing that was seen as bad was catching
Pitching was seen as very manly
Manlier than with a woman
It used to be quite common, like I had a great aunt who lived with her "friend" for her entire life, neither ever married or had kids. They were just "roommates" and no one questioned it or said anything.
It's the best lube that you'd have at the time
Gonna try it out later then
Doesn't beat mineral/industrial lube made for that specific use
like i said, completely unwilling to read the context, showers are kinda rough with sensory issues
I will use axel grease instead
Your partner must be very happy
I didn't know that they made an appearance on the show
Grindr, duh 
Water on face and eyes?
That always gets me
The banned guy posting the pic was so funny
(Butchish woman) "this is not a woman"
Buddy she's a 10 foot tall science project she could have 4 eyes and a gecko tongue
There are 3 Fisto's inside you
Choose your fighter ahh image
Are they even a custodes?
They're not wearing banana armor
Tried to google image a Xenomorph queen for a bit and the literal first line of images is someone wanting to fuck it 
Its from Tithes, I think
New to things designed by H.R. Gieger huh
No, but I expected a buffer period of AT LEAST 5 whole images. It was number 4
Gieger purposely included sexual themes to invoke a creepy aura
And the Aliens franchise continued that
Reminder that you dont hate Joss Whedon enough. You may think you do, but you dont
I don't really get the issue, the tithes custodes looks like a very athletic woman I went to class with turned gigachad
WOMEN
AND
MINORITIES
REEE
He did call it "trans" so i think he might have been even less informed than the average chud
This is woke...
Those "I can tell" transvestigators are full of shit
Just send a picture of a straight up cis man, and say they're trans, and they'll believe it and say "I can always tell"
Like ???
I think they thought that femstodes were all trans?
https://www.them.us/story/charlie-erika-kirk-transvestigator-trans-transvestigation
Also this happened as a result
Which chapter is most considered the āheavyā chapter (ie heavy armor, heavy weapons, heavy vehicles, heavy firepower) for the loyalists
Iron hands prob?
I was thinking them, IF or the Salamanders
Dankels have a ton of terminator armour
Fists lorewise are more into combat engineering
Iron Hands is the armored Chapter
Thatās what I always thought but it seems like the IF do a lot of heavy stuff too
Why doesnāt 40k have a gun and shield space marine?
Why must I be denied
I mean I guess I could just kitbash from Breachers
Iron Hands and Imperial Fists would be your choices
but Iron Hands lean more into heavy stuff
Cause on the chaos side Iām going IW and DG
Idk how the scaling would be with the breachers you could also just pair a storm shield with a pistol arm
At the very least the Breachers and Intercessors are both on 32mm bases
Itās not on the codex app 
Itās just a primaris LT.
Itās one of his loadouts
Bladeguard vets also all get pistols
Breachers with grenade launchers 
Got a free pin :>
I considered the breacher box but the models are pretty samey
Also arenāt they resin?
Idk its a killteam so probably not
Holy shit i want my power to come on so i can shower before i leave for the day
I have worse power uptime than my friend who lives in iraq
I think yous are talking about different Breachers
Yea you're thinking of these guys
Ew
Oooh
I was about to say
I donāt like Resin cause of the extra step in cleaning it before I can build with it
Those are pretty sick
No one likes resin
that's one of the reasons they're updating everything to plastic
also costs
Yea the new Plastic ones will release in a couple of weeks
You can currently get them in this boxset, but you need to wait for their individual release
Thereās just something about shields with guns thatās so cool
I was thinking im obligated to own at least some marines and those guys are cool as hell
I imagine the box is what 170usd and the breachers will be 40?
Undisciplined
and you smell
I've got this boxset and can confirm the new breachers are great
I think that box is actually $215 usd
I need to check again
Really?
those big boxes are around 200 iirc
There's only 10 in the boxset
Oh its a whole ass squadron i thought it was the 5
Peak. Love the two-handed axe
10 makes sense
Theres 10 breacher sculpts in the other box
Yea it comes with 2 legionary sprues with 5 models on each and then a single extra sprue with the parts to build 10 Breachers
Well in the boxset atleast
God I want this terrain set so bad, it would be perfect for my homebrew
That sounds like something i'd buy
So many of the ways to buy models are like "ok heres 20 of the same guy basically have fun" for the wargame i want to paint cool sculpts
L shaped hallways
Yeah lol
I've built 5 of the Breachers so far
What legion u gonna paint them as?
Idk if this is true but thatās hilarious 
Gonna use a Brass spray base for the armour and then some golds and reds for accents and highlights etc
Do you have a name for them?
For?
Your homebrew
I know the conflict was real but idk if this is how it started
^
They're not Dark Angel nerds
They're Chad Blood Angel traitors
Honestly yeah I should do my own homebrew for a loyalist army
Because Iron Warriors are too perfect for chaos
Yall wanna see something funny?
sure
The fuck is a foid
The Risen Dark Angels?
Guh
Femoid apparently
Incel term for lady
Ah
Would you rather have a foid daughter or a moid son
wtf does this even mean
tumblr daughter or reddit son
Third option, Killing myself.
THE FRANCOIS HOLLAND FACE BAAAAAAAH
Incel terminology can be used ironically but usually not
ive never used 4chan, im glad not espeically because its now just an FBI plant website lol
This is on literally any space incels are on
Your honor
No
They're not Dark Angels
Shut up
I had my homebrew first
The IMF guy they put in plankton's wife from spongebob died like 2 years ago
J-JUST BECAUSE IT WAS MENTIONED IN A CODEX-
J-JUST BECAUSE IT APPEARED IN THEIR LICENSED ANIMATION
O-OR THE MOBILE G-GAME!!!
NOOO!!!!
THEY MADE MINIS NOW!!!
if they think that wahrammr 40k ruined the lore with female custodies they should play aos! we had female storrmcasts from teh start and female S2D
No, they'll go complain about Sigmarines or something like that
Or that it killed Fantasy
i assure you most peple complainging about aos killing tow or sigmarines literally never played ToW
Tbf
I only dislike AoS for this reason because Tzarina Katarin is dead š
all 2 sentences of lore she had before the TWW release lmao
oh nvm she had a model
Im sure she'll come back in some form
She had a paragraph 
AHHH gothca
literally what is there to miss, you can make your OC character or revivie her as a sotrmcast or basically anything
Lore š¤
Total War 
the more lore engaged old world fan
Her aura in TWH3 is unmatched
I was just checking a post about an AoS novel and what's in the comments
LMAOOO
AoS is still cool
hang on
But I still feel for my Khan-Queen š
the prime huntress
because they are the minority lmao
Anyway I've been reading Queen of the Rose Throne, it's peak. They gave Nyssa a wolf girl knight gf
oh yeah i head its good
What's the deal with her
she is sigmar's personal psychopath
and sends her out to fucking murder
Because thereās literally no one living there often, also it is sometimes depending on what GW needs
lol
even other stormcasts dont like her because she ocnstantly suicide dives
Is that Mercy
Oh she's chasing the amnesia LMAO
no its Yndrasta
Leta "She doesn't like me, she doesn't think I'm Kastelai"
Nyssa "She's right, you're not"
Leta: Dog ears go down sadly
Sheāll tear your spine out and choke someone else to death with it
Warhammer fantasy fans complaining about AoS killing fantasy (They didnt know what Warhammer was until Total War)
And Iām only mildly exaggerating
Yes 
in her book she accidentally arrives to a village under attack, kills a shit load of orruks, then asks for directions to the sea and leaves
and then goes nad kills a giant fuck ass leviathan that eats souls
Is it good as someone's first AoS book?
whic book?
Her book
oh no, its barely an aos book
I have 90s WHF models I can whinge about it
It's not for me āļø š¤
AOS has reverse space mairne syndrome, if there is a stormcast on the cover there is a good chance its not about a stormcast
You don't have any pygmies, do you 
I love the Yndrasta short story where she finds this guy in the cave who was one of Sigmar's first servants and he's giving all these deep reasons for why he abandoned him and why he no longer serves Sigmar and gives a lot of genuine deeply thought out philisophical arguements and Yndrasta is basically just going "Nuh uh" the entire time and then stabs him in the end
what faction do you like in AoS? there is a 99% chance htey have a good book
So what even is it then
I wish that'd be really funny
LMAO
its inuit RP
The lidardmen
star seer is very good seraphon book
I would unironically dislike AoS if the Seraphon didn't port over LMAO
I really want to thank BlackRock & Vanguard for bringing in Female Custodes, now the failure of protecting Big E actually makes sense šš»
they took all the cool shit and put it ina os lmao
and left all the racist shit except ogors
we brought them for some reason
bad bait
Ogors aren't as bad as they used to be, at least
Sigmar needed hungry hippos or something
Or well I think they're not as bad
Get new materials
^
I wish you a very Nurgle's blessings down your gullet

aos literally has more seraphon pov books than TOW now lmao
Is the lizard role hierarchy of skinks, saurus, slann, and kroxigors still a thing?
in lore the seraphon flew in space ships from ToW to AOS
kinda
kroxigors and saurus speak sign language
Space ships of jungle foliage and rocks
Sigmar not even asking them to be there but bringing ogres and evil necromancy guy fries me
tbf he saved their lives and were drinking buddies
I was gonna say he probably did send an invite but that sounds funnier
The ogors and Nagash?
gorkamorka and nagash yeah
yeah nagash had a huge arc
he realized he didnt wanna be the only god, the literally everyone betrayed him and he got so pissed
he tried to end teh world
then he tried toe nd the world
then he tried to end the world
Damn he sounds like a scorned friend
tbf he did also betray them
by invading every afterlife ever
and then sigmar stole souls that nagash stole and he crashed out
But saurus can be wizards?
Man, dying in AoS as a normal person sounds hellish you either go to chaos, Nagash, or some other god if you're luckier
oh no lol
yeah dying ina os is genuinely worse than 40k
Or is that a skink that looks a little too saurus-y on the cover
Ohhh okay
oh yeah seraphon here also have like, necron technology in aos lmao
Tbf, they also did in fantasy, sorta
Like insane weapons of mass destruction or like scarabs
weapon of mas desturctions
they have orbital solar strikes, engines that literally warp reality, space ships, clonign tech
lumineth have cloning technology too tbf
and like
omega eugenics and omega gene editing
but lik eall things
seraphon are still weak to buck shot form your local kharadron overlord
That confused me until I realized that you mean the elves and dwarves
oh yeah Aelves and Duardin
I'm guessing all the order factions kept their petty views about each other in AoS
Lumineth are kind of cool but I don't like their bull motifs
when we have chorfs now
they literally commit war agaisnt each other more than agaisnt chaos at this point lmao
Wasn't that the case in WHF too xd
yeah but these guys are under na official alilances with teh gods
I love how stupid Orderoids are
it was on a smaller scale in Fantasy when it came between infighting (unless you were literally anyone vs the lizardmen)
also wood elves
and tomb kings
and-
How do Welves and Seraphon feel about each other
seraphon?
and uhs
sylvanet'
fuckjng hate each other
I thought Welves were the biggest perpetrators of Order on Order hate crimes
seraphon and sylvaneth get inot ifhgts laot because serpahon try to reclaim shit from their forests
Marine pfp
literally every time
oh lol black templar too
yeet
Yeah we just ignored his ass lmao
sexism or GSC, whats more powerful
Id say GSC
I said "eat shit" and then kept talking about my beloved lidardmen ā¤ļøāš©¹
i love that gsc have been the closest to killing the emperor out of every faction
Oh yeah that new lizard man book is excellent
They always get mad at blackrock for the like the weirdest thing
idk wath blackrock is
get mad they're fucking up housing and shit not adding women to your "hobby"
they are
Big investment company who owns a shit a load
Itās a hedge fund
Makes sense
that as well
AoS' elveshas the genuinely most eugenics loving racist factions in teh world
like all the elf factions
I could've seen them also being a little less racist to each other than others by merit of being very much in nature
Sylvaneth donāt like eugenics smh
are horrible horrible horrinle people
TO BE FAIR
I should spend more time in here, people say the wildest stuff
But wood elves are too prideful and the holy lizard are too wise to let it slide š
the evles were delt a weird hand in the start of AoS
especially ones like Idoneth
yeah thats why we skin them alive
Our chats get wild here sometimes
It's the guy from zealot chat 
Its not that prominent but the new fem-custodes mini reveals really fired up the nest 
Is this a crossover
yea dealt with that on the forums too lmao
OH this guy was spouting conspiracy shit i htought it was a shitpost i ddint get
love how he didnt respond to anybody he just dropped a weird stink bomb and left
he probably heard the school bell ring and wanted front row seats
yeah, i forgot baout them lmao
lumineth, DoK, Sylvaneth are all like REALLY evil lmao
One thing I really love about Warhammer writers in all three settings is that they don't pretend the order factions are sweeter than they are
we are almost less evil tahn the literal drug addict goblins
I LOVE KILLING FLESHLINGS
-average sylvaneth

We are innocent, those are outside commenters 
what the fuck
he was low key normal (For a darktide chatter)
that was like his only insane shit he did
????
what snapped
Sleeper agent
We had a guy earlier that did the exact same thing
BY THE WILL OF THE EVERQUEEN AND HER LAND I AM GONNA SKIN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND PUT IT ON DISPLAY AS A THREAT
-average treelord
So with the Seraphon @rose thorn are they actually racist or are they less cooperative because they're too prideful over the younger races
second one
they aer like
mythical creatures bascialy
they appear tohelp and then disappear
Isn't there two factions of them?
i heard they have bene sturgglign with a civil war or osmething
the starborn and teh other thing
So they randomly help other Order factions however they feel like?
bascially
Yeah, sometimes they do attack them āfor the planā
Starborn and Coalesced
But theyāre usually helpful
htey have a FOR THE PLAN thing
Aside from one group of coalesced who went batshit insane
And are busy murdering everything around them that is remotely chaos tainted

except when they arent
I love my lizards
lmao
The seraphon terraform stuff
THEY STAY ON TOP
oh fr?
And they got PTSD from the skinks and Saurus
Yeah
Itās why their zones are always jungly
I do need to read more of the seraphons but idk if they're like
interesting at all
ohhh
I'm reading through Ravenor and Eisenhorn's stuff so I can get to read Bequin's books but I think after Ravenor's Omnibus I'm gonna interrupt the list with Star Seer
are they still the "bio androids" they were in fantasy or do they have more character
Like
Both
LMAO
Like
ough
You do not want to touch seraphon bloof
As anyone with any chaos juice
That shit will literally melt the skin off your bones
both
You can play as a skink in soulbound lol
I like them in Fantasy but yeah that was one of my biggest turn offs for a faction where they just dont have anything outside of a few
they are indiviudals reusing souls and clones? some of the old seraphon characters have been reanimated
whos that seraphon every seraphon TWW player likes
I haven audible credit, maybe I oughta pick up the Ushoran book š¤
my sweet boy kroq gar
I like both Kroq-Gar and Nakai but I think Kroq is more popular
Does he have a book in AoS?
no, but its the smae guy as tow
Heās got some random lore in the tomes
Sadly he's just labeled "Suarus Oldblood on Carnosaur" model wise but it's him
Itās mostly him slaughtering chaos stuff though
i thought the uh
Nah Kroq-Gar is alive
white guy
like one to one lol
Gorrok ?
Gor Roq
YEHA HIM
he is who I was thinking of
He was recently resurrected
And has an underworlds warband
Yea he just has amnesia
Black Templar fans be like that sometimes
From taking so long to revive
If I had a nickel for every AoS character from the old world with amnesia that isnāt a stormcast
Iād have like
3 nickels
Which isnāt a lot but itās weird itās happened thrice
Gor Roq
His name is Kro-Jax
Getting random memories of tearing a skavens legs off
Lmao
Oh he is also mega insane I didnāt know that
I'm surprised there is only 3, with all the Nighthaunts around
When a Seraphon warhost sent to combat the skaven invasion of the Great Parch was buried by an unexpected cave-in, only blessed Kro-Jax, known as "the Aegis", and a handful of saurus warriors managed to escape. Though the warhost's Slann Starmaster survived, he was trapped beneath tons of rock; though the Starmaster still attempts to direct his warriors, interference from emberstone and the sheer amount of stone between him and Kro-Jax leads to communication being sporadic and often garbled. Kro-Jax and his companions attempt to accomplish the Starmaster's orders, no matter how unclear or bizarre they seem.
So we got Ikrit, Kro Jax and someone else I forgot
Not counting or counting stormcasts
Not counting
ah okay
OH
the fckin lizard skink, i believe he leads the canon warcry warband
Yes that dude
I hope Ikit gets a model in AoS, I know his design was was used for the warlock engineer but it was removed lately
maybe we'll get him....
Ikrit is cool
i think hes dead?
oh wow
He figured out how to reverse engineer the stormcast shit
He's doing something stupid with the horned rat
And escaped
He gets mentioned again somewhere else
Everyone thought Ikit died during end times
Skavencasts, Dwarfcast...
lmaoo
And managed to reforge himself
hopefully he gets an end of ediitonr elease for skyre
Sigmar will woe the day he forgot to pattent the Stormcast process
dammit, non-embed piece of shit
Also heās like got a fucking skaven mecha/power armor setup
Thatās bigger then his original one
Hot
what am i looking at
Bc heās the size of a stormcast
lmoa
Considering how popular skaven are I'm surprised we haven't gotten anything for him and his cogwork stormvermin
Four sentences LMFAO
yeah, i dont belive the lex has a searphon guy rn
the aos lex is grossly understaffed
The thing is the rest of skaven needed updates badly
Would be a bad look to add a new sub group
lol
rumor is that the ninja ones are getitng a refresh at the end o fthe edition
I'm trying to make the miniature release timeline, starting with the Fyreslayer but I need a source for the starting miniatures (those that came in 2016) š
Pestlins found dead of overdosing on plague
Eshin?
Yeah eshin
GOOD fuck pestlins
the one from the silver tower?
just rat squared
No the base AoS release Fyreslayers
oh their army release?
If you donāt find it, I know an lgs with a first edition fyreslayer battletome
If itās still there Iāll check it
Omfg GW PLEASE PUT ANY INFORMATION ON YOUR FHCK ASS BOOKS
Nuh uh
You have to look in 3rd edition

Me getting flash banged on discord by someone calling Genshin/ZZZ woke because the women have too much clothes on or something
The same people wanting women to be practically naked in their games are also preaching modesty for real women
Makes me start to think they can only get it up to 2D
me getting flashbanged on discord by someone calling me woke for not being asleep at midday
Anyways GW please give me Maelstrom book now




