I always interpreted it as waiting for a wave of enemies or something
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
It makes me feel this
arctic talon
I always interpreted it as waiting for a wave of enemies or something
they're in full retreat in that art lol
following the Ynnari
bcs Abbadons first assault wave had failed
opaque coyote
they're in full retreat in that art lol
...trying to see how far the enemy is?
opaque coyote
Waiting to hold them back so others can escape?
arctic talon
nah
crystal forum
they're judging you for dying
opaque coyote
Oh definitely.
But I think some SMs had some deaths that would be considered just
Unlucky
crystal forum
yeah ofc it's a big setting
crystal forum
i just think it tracks better with the guard since they're regular ass humans and they die by the millions
opaque coyote
I think what would be interesting is
If they kill him off. For one reason or another.
It shouldn't be a valiant death. Just one like every other SM
arctic talon
its hilarious
how the Cadian and other guard survivors that acompanied cawl
lived longer then the black templar survivors
crystal forum
lol
opaque coyote
lived longer then the black templar survivors
Apparently knowing no fear really makes you awful at the self preservation part
crystal forum
it's like when some random NPC in a video game survives with you until the end of the game
some weak ass NPC
like how did you do that
opaque coyote
Just joking about that part btw
arctic talon
genuinely wonder what was going through Celestine/Greyfax/Cawl's head
when all the BT were dead
but the guard survivors still were alive lol
crystal forum
can celestine think?
arctic talon
yes
arctic talon
she's more flesh then warpstuff
storm jungle
she goes to the kitchen
crystal forum
no i mean is she her own entity
arctic talon
no i mean is she her own entity
Yes
storm jungle
Kinda.
storm jungle
Yeah that
crystal forum
i guess demons have free will right
opaque coyote
it's like when some random NPC in a video game survives with you until the end o...
During a DnD session. There was an NPC who basically just tagged along with the party for story related reasons. Basically weaker than the rest of us.
He was called Ron. He was basically just the local intern there. Obviously everytime a battle started, the DM would do rolls for said character.
crystal forum
could she literally be him though
opaque coyote
During a DnD session. There was an NPC who basically just tagged along with the ...
He got so many good rolls
He somehow lived
arctic talon
i guess demons have free will right
Yeah but celestines too fleshy to be a proper daemon
crystal forum
like the original celestine is obviously dead
crystal forum
did she get revived or is it a different entity
like is she a chaos champion or a demon
opaque coyote
did she get revived or is it a different entity
I doubt she even knows fully
But she does have to wade through her own corpses to get her shit back
arctic talon
She is more chaos champion then daemon
opaque coyote
I like to think it's just revival considering she goes through the same trial every time she dies
crystal forum
so she could be a chaos champion yeah
arctic talon
did she get revived or is it a different entity
she assumes its her
she doesn't want to dwell on it too much
she knows she's too fleshy to be a daemon
opaque coyote
she doesn't want to dwell on it too much
No time for existential crisis when you're too busy trying to prevent humanity from shooting itself in the foot again
crystal forum
is she even alive between the times she spawns and disappears
or does she just skip time
humble shoal
she knows she's too fleshy to be a daemon
Bloodthirsters are pretty fleshy
arctic talon
is she even alive between the times she spawns and disappears
she's alaive
climbing through a mountain of her own corpses
looking for her armor
and weapons
opaque coyote
is she even alive between the times she spawns and disappears
Again, she has to go through a whole journey to come back. So technically alive
arctic talon
and memories
crystal forum
oh
opaque coyote
thats just entierly *her dead bodies*
Along with a child version of herself who's like "how long are you going to fight?"
storm jungle
the implication tho never outright said i think was she was there during the Siege
storm jungle
because they say shes in a palace in terra
arctic talon
Along with a child version of herself who's like "how long are you going to figh...
yeah that also
humble shoal
storm jungle
and its under attack or something
arctic talon
Does she eat?
She eats when she's not in there
opaque coyote
yeah that also
Unknown on whether she's some type of slaaneshi Daemon or just a part of her consciousness.
I like to think the latter
humble shoal
She eats when she's not in there
I meant when she is in there
humble shoal
Yum yum
crystal forum
how strange
arctic talon
also at the top of the mountain of her dead bodies
there's an old man
who's probably the emperor
or a shard of him
opaque coyote
Is it ever mentioned if every saint has a sub realm?
crystal forum
it's always the emp
arctic talon
No
Celestine is unique
among living saints
in that she always comes back
nothing has put her down for good so far
other living saints usually don't come back after the first revival
crystal forum
GW writers think they're slick when they put a cryptic old man in dream realms
humble shoal
Is it ever mentioned if every saint has a sub realm?
Saint Evisser does
opaque coyote
there's an old man
He either chooses to appear as an old man or a little girl.
Just immortal things ig
crystal forum
i wonder why emp likes celestine so much
opaque coyote
I mean she sounds pretty chill
crystal forum
wouldnt he want somebody more fanatical
arctic talon
Sabbat's wings are way cooler then Celestines imo
humble shoal
Sabbat's wings are way cooler then Celestines imo
To the dumbass on the right
opaque coyote
wouldnt he want somebody more fanatical
Maybe it's one of his less asshole portions that actually want people to think for themselves
humble shoal
How can they read the book
humble shoal
If you hold it straight up
opaque coyote
Piss wings
More like Mountain Dew tbh
storm jungle
wouldnt he want somebody more fanatical
wdym fanatical
she literally does everything shes told
lmao
storm jungle
like Celestine is presented as a "hero" but in reality she literally aids the most horrible regime in existence
arctic talon
but she's absolutely a fanatical psycho
opaque coyote
Celestine is absolutely fanatical lol
Again, pretty chill all things considered
arctic talon
have you considered
storm jungle
but she's absolutely a fanatical psycho
^
arctic talon
killing the poor is awsome/j
storm jungle
Again, pretty chill all things considered
Because we need readers to like imperials
crystal forum
fucking discord is messing up
humble shoal
killing the poor is awsome/j
Waste of labor
humble shoal
Who will become the cogs
valid needle
Our martyred lady is a good book to be fair
arctic talon
The other poor
humble shoal
Snowpiercer style
arctic talon
we gotta kill these poors
opaque coyote
sci-fi mengele
Except Cawl.
Alpha Primus moment
humble shoal
we gotta kill these poors
Servitorship, right away
opaque coyote
And Fabius Bile
arctic talon
god celestine's original mini is so bad lol
Cawl is presented as likable yeah
he's only really horrifying in the rulebooks
and in a few brief portions in his novel
crystal forum
cawl the guy who eats people's souls
arctic talon
but Cawl doesn't get to be as much of a horrific science murder machine
crisp heath
that man didnt pay his tithe of 8 cents
send him to a prison planetoid and have him mine rocks for the entirety of his life
oh and also do this to all his future 10 generations
opaque coyote
god celestine's original mini is so bad lol
"Who in the god damned Imperium put so much lipstick on me. I didn't even wear makeup when I died?"
humble shoal
but Cawl doesn't get to be as much of a horrific science murder machine
Its a trap, hes like sbf
arctic talon
but still
humble shoal
arctic talon
he does field vivisections
arctic talon
celestines new model is so much better
opaque coyote
but Cawl doesn't get to be as much of a horrific science murder machine
I mean I always thought Alpha Primus is an example since he's basically a Frankenstein SM who's in eternal pain but physically can't disobey Cawl
arctic talon
Alpha Primus is an example
but those are just little bits
most of the book Cawl is being affable and friendly
he isn't tearing someones skull open
to see what their brain looks like because he's bored
he's not having more menials worked to death
because he needs to reach quota
ect.
opaque coyote
Like I always thought that Cawl is extremely fucked up, but he has some type of restraint
humble shoal
to see what their brain looks like because he's bored
Thats because he already knows what their brain looks like
opaque coyote
Like he'll still do fucked up shit but at least he isn't too impulsive about it
At least that's my pov on Cawl.
That the reason why he lasted so long is because he's smart enough to realize that
"Maybe vivisecting a random person for no reason wouldn't be good for optics. Maybe I should save it for my enemies instead."
And that's what makes him so valued as a result
His intelligence
He just knows when to reign it in. Like a proper sociopath™
wintry scarab
Do some marines that join the nightlords tattoo their eyes black, or did i just make that up?
storm jungle
We got examples of NL with normal eyes so
rocky gale
New Breachers are spicy
mossy peak
who is raldron
vagrant fox
30k feller
rose thorn
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THE BOLTER SWORD LMOA
rocky gale
Bro the double mags being the crossguard
rose thorn
ITS SO GOOD
rocky gale
Did they look this good?
crystal forum
it's not aos so she never heard of it
rose thorn
sorry i literallly never looked at a custodian model longer for 5 minutes
storm jungle
it's not aos so she never heard of it
Based mindset tbh
rose thorn
LMKAO
rocky gale
Did they look this good?
rose thorn
wait
crystal forum
just HH models being superior like usual
rose thorn
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOLTER???
storm jungle
just HH models being superior like usual
"superior"
crystal forum
rose thorn
LMAO I THOGUHT IT WAS AN UGLY AF SWORD
rocky gale
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BOLTER???
Yea like you can barely tell what it's supposed to be
Just looks like a weird chunky sword
crystal forum
although it is custodes and not SM so i barely accept it as HH
rose thorn
they are the same size????
sacred ginkgo
Just looks like a weird chunky sword
It looks like shit is what it looks like
rocky gale
Same size, just better scale
crystal forum
shouldn't be. HH model refreshes makes them taller usually
rocky gale
Will also probably be taller, this comparison is just from the previews
They'll be more accurate as we get more info and they release
rose thorn
fair
crystal forum
GW did a truescale on HH and kept it down low
rose thorn
i thought mini compared use the bases for measuremetns
crystal forum
i guess so people dont have a primaris attack
storm jungle
the primaris thing was over the minis/idea itself
not the heights
you DING DONG
crystal forum
thats what im saying
rocky gale
That's what he's saying
crystal forum
they didnt make a whole thing about it
rocky gale
Saw someone in another Warhammer server unironically using the term "Foid"
crystal forum
it is pretty funny how my HH marines are like the same height as my primaris
upper jungle
Saw someone in another Warhammer server unironically using the term "Foid"
cooked
crystal forum
so i guess in the future when all firstborn models are dead nobody will even realize what truescale is
rose thorn
it is pretty funny how my HH marines are like the same height as my primaris
yeah bsaicsally lmao
in no real world sitaution would there be a difference between hh and primaris
rocky gale
so i guess in the future when all firstborn models are dead nobody will even rea...
World will be a more peaceful place when everyone who prefers Firstborn dies out
storm jungle
BRUH
crystal forum
i take it a soft retcon of primaris height increase and idc what anybody says
storm jungle
its not a retcon
crystal forum
idc
rose thorn
its litearlly taht the old first borns and HH were short models lol
storm jungle
its litearlly taht the old first borns and HH were short models lol
Yeah tha ttoo lmao
it was just molds
crystal forum
firstborn were just incorrect model height
rose thorn
yeah
storm jungle
Yes jay we know
crystal forum
don't have to make it a lore thing
crystal forum
idc
rocky gale
I mean HH marines are still smaller than Primaris
crystal forum
storm jungle
I mean HH marines are still smaller than Primaris
yeah because they arent gay enough
rose thorn
lmao
rocky gale
Left is the new HH Breachers and right is an intercessor
crystal forum
look the same to me
spare osprey
is that what passes as a head taller
With that bent knee, kinda.
summer mural
wow
crystal forum
we need straight back models
crystal forum
With that bent knee, kinda.
how do you know breacher isnt hunched
spare osprey
how do you know breacher isnt hunched
That is fair.
nocturne crest
Do you think they'll make a primaris version of the Centurion war-suits?
rocky gale
Do you think they'll make a primaris version of the Centurion war-suits?
Probably just update them, but not necessarily make them Primaris
Since GW have kinda stopped mentioning when someone becomes Primaris, they just release it
rose thorn
will gw ever give the brood brothers killteam rules?
rocky gale
Hand of the Archon got 40k rules eventually, so maybe
rose thorn
i shoudl call them their rael name, broodguard
to decrease confusion lol
imagine if we got brood guard unit, that shit would be so fire
rose thorn
they woudl wokr in legends lmao
crystal forum
plus they combine with other gravis
rose thorn
ye
crystal forum
i guess if you'd want a gravis type of unit that works with tacticus
or maybe they'd work as vehicles idk
dude why doesn't my fucking internet want to work
rose thorn
they are ass ugly tbh and look more at home in gsc than in spcae marines
they probbaly are gonna get a refresh
rocky gale
Centurions get a bunch more anti vehicle and heavy weapon stuff than the Aggressors do, Aggressors are basically for wave clear
rose thorn
imagine if gw removed custodies from 40k and puts them into hh
crystal forum
imagine if gw removed custodies from 40k and puts them into hh
they're already in HH
rose thorn
you know what i mean
rose thorn
lmao
if custodies get removed from 40k it woudl be so fucking funnyfor gsc
we win shadowthrone
crystal forum
it's like one of the more popular factions on tabletop
because it used to be cheap
crystal forum
that's like the entirety of admech though
mag you're mixing together armies people actually care about with GSC
rose thorn
40k adn HH admech share no kits
rose thorn
no?
crystal forum
i dont play admech
rose thorn
lmao
crystal forum
@arctic talon do admech share units between 40k and HH
crystal forum
you said they share everything
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
lmao
storm jungle
mag you're mixing together armies people actually care about with GSC
also this guy is still malding over GSC
Mag throw him to tigers
NOW
rose thorn
Mods, throw him into the bio pools
crystal forum
did gsc get new models or smth
crystal forum
i dont keep up with minor factions
rose thorn
actually we did its every guard kit
crystal forum
guard keeps winning even in other factions
rose thorn
waht is this dogshit lmao
rose thorn
yeah why is it in the guard section
crystal forum
it has rules
rose thorn
you pay fucking points to bring literal garbage?
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
i dont keep up with minor factions
"minor factions"
plays guard
never let this guy cook
rose thorn
LMAOOO
rose thorn
TURN UP THE LIGHTS
bsaically canon
rose thorn
wawsnt this a kitbash?
rose thorn
ah
rose thorn
hyping my slef up for gsc even tho i know we arent getting shit til next edition
wary fulcrum
this shit is like unobtainium these days
I have it in our loft, might check the value
rose thorn
only 1 game is allwoed to have good terrian rules, and aos sells more terrain
crystal forum
I have it in our loft, might check the value
dumb af
wary fulcrum
Yeah, £600-£700
If it was in the k region I’d be tempted
rose thorn
lmao
rose thorn
sell it and gbuy a new aos amry!!!
crystal forum
just print at that point unless you REALLY want to collect all old models
rose thorn
yeah lmao
its note ven liek aos where terrain has built in rules you gotta follow, so not using it could arguably be cheating
crystal forum
40k lost the terrain rules i think
rose thorn
i think orks have theirs
crystal forum
funny thing is HH still has rules which specifically seem meant for some of these old models
like the bastion has rules
rose thorn
holty shit fw please use any other camera this looks like an ebay listing
crystal forum
that looks like the generic vehicle extra parts sprue
rose thorn
hey how much do people buy guard heads on ebay?
crystal forum
individually?
rose thorn
or like left over heads
crystal forum
are they older models
rose thorn
no new heads
rose thorn
i mean how ocmmonly
crystal forum
idk i just know older models go for way too much
rose thorn
lol
crystal forum
especially non cadian
wary fulcrum
sell it and gbuy a new aos amry!!!
Well I’ve been eyeing Idoneth up…
rose thorn
Well I’ve been eyeing Idoneth up…
with the old and nwe spearhead you have like 95% of the army lmao
crystal forum
people overpaying just to get a model that isn't on the store anymore
crystal forum
crazy mental work
storm jungle
its called nostalgia
rose thorn
i miss hte old brood brothers sprue
rose thorn
THEY HAD HEAD RIDGES
storm jungle
sacred ginkgo
Oh hey its us
storm jungle
people do it for limited run models too
yeah because nerds are dumbasses
rose thorn
i really just mean the uprgade sprue, not the models lol
crystal forum
true
rose thorn
Oh hey its us
peak...
sacred ginkgo
I was not expecting wild mindtaker appearance
crystal forum
i will sell my warhammer+ cadian in 5 years for like 10 morbillion dollars
rose thorn
i mgiht buy recasts of the old brood brothers upgrhade sprue, it was good for kitbashes
storm jungle
i will sell my warhammer+ cadian in 5 years for like 10 morbillion dollars
unironically wise
crystal forum
still in the plastic seal
plush mason
rose thorn
tbf penny collecitng is as eriosu hobby
storm jungle
Furry 🫵
crystal forum
i cant wait for the US to get rid of paper 1$ bills next
and maybe even get rid of paper completely
use plastic
storm jungle
i hope so
crystal forum
like us
rose thorn
yeah all money shoudl belike,,,, kept in some kind of
off shore online databse
yeah yeah
rose thorn
and should be managed by somek ind of ... computing softwear
crystal forum
i wear it soft too
rose thorn
then all themoney shared 1 base value dependant on how many peopleinvetsed into it
yeahh yeahh adn callit like
bit coin or osmething
i love this art the lex uses of brood brothers
rocky gale
bit coin or osmething
Calth Coin, I promise there will be absolutely no betrayal involved
rose thorn
THESE TAKERS, THESE POLLUTERS, THESE HARVESTERS - THESE TECH-PRIESTS! THEY HAVE DARED PILLAGE A WORLD CHOSEN BY THE STAR CHILDREN. YOUR LIVES MEAN NOTHING TO THEM. BUT THE STAR CHILDREN CARE FOR THEIR CHOSEN. CAST OFF THE SHACKLES OF THESE FLASE PRIESTS AND LET US BEGIN A NEW EPOCH OF DIVINITY!
i love gsc
oh thers a spelling error in the lex
how do i report a spelling mistake on lex?
why does youtube on my computer look liek a fucking chidlrens app
i have to zoom out 80% to nto be blinded by peanutbutter gamers crystal geren eyes
storm jungle
i love this art the lex uses of brood brothers
Darktide artist too btw
Miguel Iglesias, peak shit
rose thorn
peaj
tough haven
Hm, perhaps I should watch it
storm jungle
you should watch Ian in general, hes great
his other IGN interviews are really good too
arctic talon
place your bets how inaccurate this will be
It’s Ian so he’ll get literally nothing wrong
lol
vagrant fox
except for☝️ his veganism
heady rivet
Who were those 2 sloptubers that did a lore quiz and BOTH of them were wrong on 2/3rds of the questions
vagrant fox
I'm often so very tempted to get this from Ians website, I wish it was red
vagrant fox
Who were those 2 sloptubers that did a lore quiz and BOTH of them were wrong on ...
That could be so many of them
heady rivet
I'm often so very tempted to get this from Ians website, I wish it was red
But yeah no that would be funne
arctic talon
I'm often so very tempted to get this from Ians website, I wish it was red
Holy shit lol
heady rivet
near wasp
Who were those 2 sloptubers that did a lore quiz and BOTH of them were wrong on ...
weshammer and majorkill
near wasp
honestly i dont get the hate for weshammer.
hallow saddle
i dont hate him but its like hearing about warhammer from ur coworker or something
near wasp
fair
storm jungle
^
hallow saddle
yeahg cool man i like warhammer too
vagrant fox
He always looks like he did an oopsie in his pants I hate his thumbnails
near wasp
hes better for people just getting into warhammer lore, its easy to digest
storm jungle
near wasp
and also im totally that coworker who talks about 40k
hallow saddle
same haha
sacred bluff
storm jungle
Wokemarchs.....
vagrant fox
Is this that dornian heresy
near wasp
my boss plays rouge trader with me
vagrant fox
It is
sacred bluff
that is neat
near wasp
thats the lion hereset i think
outer wave
I still think the top right art (purple one) looks so damn good
sacred bluff
is rogue trader coop?
sacred bluff
I still think the top right art (purple one) looks so damn good
i couldn't figure out who some of them were at first
top right is ferus i think
sacred bluff
bottom left is vulkan
storm jungle
Nurgle Jaghatai looks so lame
outer wave
His hat is pretty rad
sacred bluff
Nurgle Jaghatai looks so lame
i would have never guessed that's jaghatai
heady rivet
Alternate Heresies suck because I always think "He would not fucking say/do that" most of the time
near wasp
jaghatai being nurgle is the dumbest thing
storm jungle
i would have never guessed that's jaghatai
you can see the lightning bolts/fur
hallow saddle
chaos corax just looks like the daemon prince model
storm jungle
jaghatai being nurgle is the dumbest thing
it doesnt work because IRL the traitor primarchs were literally designed around having to fall to chaos
so their visual change is extremely seamless
the loyalist primarchs were always gonna be clean hero figurs
sacred bluff
okay now i see the bolts
near wasp
just switch jaghatai and ferrus and id be ok with it
heady rivet
Even the "swapped" ones lile Fulgrim and Khan
outer wave
so their visual change is extremely seamless
I cant believe the violent white and red ones would fall to the violent red god
storm jungle
THEY LITERALLY MADE HIM PURPLE
sacred bluff
perturabo was forced to be bad, he has a good heart 🥹
outer wave
At least Thousand Sons have a different colour scheme
They're more red and white with gold instead of being blue
Well, pre-heresy that is
near wasp
i tried to write out a alt heresy and it got too complicated too quickly
heady rivet
Another thing is some alternate heresies dont bother with the rule of one per god, and 5 undivided
hallow saddle
undivided khan
near wasp
maybe swap robu and jag
heady rivet
slaanesh ferrus does work but idk wtf the khan would be
If anything I can see him as Iron Warriors type, pragmatic renegades with few actual zealots
hallow saddle
mmmm yeah nice
outer wave
IW and IH are basically the same
Do IW and IH ever have rivalry battles or anything like that in the books? It feels as though they would
They're somewhat similar in some of their thinking
hallow saddle
idk about the heresy but not 40k
outer wave
Sadge
hallow saddle
dont rly interact much
sacred bluff
okay this is cool af
sacred bluff
IW and IH are basically the same
don't piss me off
storm jungle
Do IW and IH ever have rivalry battles or anything like that in the books? It fe...
None basically.
outer wave
😔
outer wave
Eat my shorts
Bart Simpson before he gets choked to death
sacred bluff
that's like saying ad-mech is like the astra militarum 🙄
outer wave
What, IW and IH?
sacred bluff
yes
hallow saddle
not rly cause ih and iw are both marines 💀
hallow saddle
cyborgs vs tanks
heady rivet
They only have some similarities on a superficial level
"Iron", checkmate.
outer wave
Ooooof
outer wave
Why cant we have an IH that just strapped his head onto a tank
hallow saddle
an IH would like plug into the tank, an IW would be the tank
outer wave
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/849435744464666634/1374667720939016292/FafILt9UYAIUyNi000.gif
near wasp
ayo
sacred bluff
X
hallow saddle
yassified
opaque coyote
https://x.com/m_sigma39/status/2012634370402652161?s=20
I fucking love how he's framed.
The personification of darkness.
In Ancient Greece, Erebus is the offspring of Chaos itself. The space in-between Hades and the Earth itself.
His face is wreathed in shadow as a result. Intentions obscured to everyone.
Until it is far too late
sacred bluff
I like that analogy 
jade holly
His face is wreathed in shadow as a result. Intentions obscured to everyone.
Un...
Erebus, Herald of Collapse
Voice of the Warp
Father of the End
Harbinger of Chaos
crisp heath
total male inferiority
heady rivet
total male inferiority
jade holly
Omfg I’m so dumb
They were meant to be based on Spartans the whole damn time weren’t they
crisp heath
minotaurs do a better job at that i think
jade holly
minotaurs do a better job at that i think
The guy on the right in that image looks like old Ares from Smite lol
Thankfully we got this glorious remodel
crisp heath
https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer30k/comments/1qfhgg3/what_if_v2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button i think this guy is cooking
crystal forum
you know after watching rick and morty for the first time i'm noticing similarities with smiling friends
opaque coyote
minotaurs do a better job at that i think
Although they're specifically based just off of Crete
For
Obvious reasons
crystal forum
the whole idea of cartoonish characters doing realistic things as a joke
but smiling friends imo does it so much better
i will now put wasabi on my cooked chicken
i am not sober
i connected an antenna to my wifi card on my motherboard finally
probably should have done so earlier
works great now
young pecan
When I'm in a purifying beads waster challenge and my opponent is this fucking guy
jade holly
When I'm in a purifying beads waster challenge and my opponent is this fucking g...
Then their Morrigan turns into Ares and ults you again
young pecan
Then their Morrigan turns into Ares and ults you again
When I Morrigan I always play the cool characters that can team wipe 
jade holly
When I Morrigan I always play the cool characters that can team wipe <:sunglesus...
I’m waiting for my goat Atlas to be brought over to Smite 2
Also they made Geb an adc
arctic talon
https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer30k/comments/1qfhgg3/what_if_v2/?utm_source=sh...
Expensive ass kitbash unless you have a recaster
young pecan
Also they made Geb an adc
Wtaf
I haven't played since uhhh like 3 or more years ago probably
jade holly
Oh
young pecan
I'm not so sure my mind is ready to try to understand current Smite LMAO
young pecan
Yeah and they pissed people off by going back on the Infinite God Bundle
tough haven
Random thought I had
Ork society is just basically age of war but at 6x speed
They progress very similarly
crisp heath
When discussing ancient Babylonian demons, nothing comes to mind as often as the IRS
daring creek
What does a chinese man say to his wife before leaving for work
vagrant fox
中国共产党万岁
daring creek
"I have to go to wok"
raven stone
I can't fucking read this
"Long live the CCP"
Which is why I say they don't do that nowadays 😅
vagrant fox
Some hardcore communist might
upper jungle
Too real
storm jungle
Im very glad i just enter it through saved links and not through the accursed main page
(but even thats gross)
rose thorn
(but even thats gross)
The main page is so ass
rocky gale
The fact the main page shows you random shit you've never heard of instead of the pages you follow is genius
Great website design
storm jungle
^^^
its "never heard of" or literally "subreddits that entirely go against your views/likes"
aka straight up ring-wing nazi subs
rocky gale
It's an optional setting you have to enable hidden in the settings that makes it show you the shit you follow instead
crisp heath
>aka straight up ring-wing nazi subs
Had one of those showing up in my page yesterday 
How are they even allowed
storm jungle
How are they even allowed
Because reddit reports suck
you cant even report fascist subreddits lol
crisp heath
vagrant fox
I guarantee if I open that dickass website it'll recommend horusgalaxy or whatever it's called now even though I've muted it every single time
rose thorn
Bets on today’s preorders preview?
storm jungle
more space marines
rocky gale
Is Tight ass already up for preorder?
rose thorn
Yeah
rocky gale
Na the Sisters vs Nightlords box
They silently released 40k rules for the models in that box like 10 days ago
rose thorn
OHBYEAHHH
rocky gale
So it will probably release soon
rose thorn
I forgot they existed
winter pine
I'd love a Night Lords kill team but I just know I can't freehand the goofy lighting bolts
valid needle
"I have to go to wok"
Hahahaha
winter pine
I legit cannot believe they came back 3 times
I still laugh thinking about them swearing they were leaving for fucking Facebook of all websites in 2025
valid needle
So eye of terror are crazy Nazis and Grimdank are far left nut job communists, does that mean there is a centrist Reddit?
languid meadow
No sorry there is no nuance
near wasp
He wants a burger with nothing
valid needle
WITH NOTHIN
celest dome
So eye of terror are crazy Nazis and Grimdank are far left nut job communists, d...
In what world is Grimdark left nut job communist 
valid needle
In what world is Grimdark left nut job communist <:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444...
That’s the memes I’ve seen flying around with their Reddit beef idk I’m not a Reddit enjoyer.
If there’s a far left Reddit and a far right Reddit surely there’s a centrist Reddit
jade holly
If there’s a far left Reddit and a far right Reddit surely there’s a centrist Re...
I’m personally waiting for the 4th dimensional non Euclidian Reddit myself
celest dome
You have Sigmarxism I guess
winter pine
it's grim that reddit might be the last source of genuine info for something like fixing a car or an unbiased review of something
Everything else is AI slop bullshit
queen laurel
it's grim that reddit might be the last source of genuine info for something lik...
Reddit is useful for one very specific problem you encounter once in a while
And I have no doubt that there are good communities there it's just unfortunately
A mass cesspool
near wasp
Most subreddits are ran by the same ten power hungry mods
winter pine
Reddit is useful for one very specific problem you encounter once in a while
man I loved trying to fix a problem for a game, getting a link to a random message board, then the OP is like "nvm i fixed it"
near wasp
Then they never disclose how they did
jade holly
Most subreddits are ran by the same ten power hungry mods
Like that one guy who mods over 200 different movie servers and steals memes from people then bans them and goes against other mods if people speak out against him
queen laurel
man I loved trying to fix a problem for a game, getting a link to a random messa...
Oh yeah that is annoying
jade holly
Which makes me wonder if I went too far calling someone a Reddit mod in Rivals lmao
winter pine
Were they absurdly sweaty and playing like it was life or death?
jade holly
Tbf I was kinda asking for it cause I see a Peni setting a nest in practice doom match I go destroy the nest and he was defending the Peni
and I may or may not have gotten mad
queen laurel
Tbf I was kinda asking for it cause I see a Peni setting a nest in practice doom...
Rule one of Doom match do not bother the ecosystem players set up nearby
It's like upsetting a friendly in TF2
jade holly
You’d think I’d learn that by now
Given how often I get an ego in Practice doom match
winter pine
It's like upsetting a friendly in TF2
I loved doing this then using the laugh taunt in the kill cam lmfao
storm jungle
So eye of terror are crazy Nazis and Grimdank are far left nut job communists, d...
Eyeofterror is very "new", it literally is the 3rd mutated iteration of a central chud 40k subreddit as the other ones got nuked and so will this probably soon.
Grimdank is not really communist, they are just chummy jokesters but their big effect just comes from being dimwits that just ruin lore with memes which doesnt really align with any political stuff
urban spire
So eye of terror are crazy Nazis and Grimdank are far left nut job communists, d...
i have bad news about centrists
oh he's offline
anyway centrism isn't real
centrists try to compromise on a number of positions that are purely binary, which means they usually just end up being right wing but obsessed with civility
fight me when you come back
winged jacinth
Grimdank is full of the kind of people who still say dank meme
I think you should probably have to read at least one nonfiction book to be considered a communist
Any one
winged jacinth
Those are fictional until you cook the food in them 
winged jacinth
I think that ones for a different ideology
rocky gale
urban spire
lmao
winged jacinth
Also iirc its a fed plant that's full of instructions for blowing yourself up
urban spire
yeah it's just a joke, i don't know how to make napalm and you can't prove i do
winged jacinth
Now the leaked US army improvised munitions manual...
urban spire
anyway anarchists these of days aren't that big on explosives
winged jacinth
Hello federal agent what's uo
urban spire
mostly just opsec and how to bug the fuck out in case feds decide to make a list and check it twice
winged jacinth
Garage napalm is kinda scarily trivial
urban spire
and mutual aid, very big on mutual aid
marxist theory is very fucking annoying to read, cause everyone tells you to just start with marx
like, if i want to read up on evolution, nobody will tell me to start with darwin
languid meadow
I saw people getting mad that Marx in AC syndicate said the only way to achieve socialist goals is through democracy
urban spire
it's correct that the original works contain a lot of essential concepts you have to learn to move forward, but there's better ways to learn that shit
languid meadow
Like that isn't what he literally believed in until way later
storm jungle
centrists try to compromise on a number of positions that are purely binary, whi...
Centrism very much exists but due to not wanting to pick a side they just end up looking very badly.
its why centrism is usually a very dumbass position to take
winged jacinth
marxist theory is very fucking annoying to read, cause everyone tells you to jus...
The problem with schools of political thought is that about 10 years after the movement starts all the literature is biased to whatever subfaction of the ideology the author subscribes to
Besides marx its really like "uhh read my guy!!!"
"Spanish syndicalism is the true way forward"
urban spire
another good reason to be suspicious of the ideology that bills itself as the scientific approach
winged jacinth
That's uh... i think that's a maoist thing?
winged jacinth
The immortal science
Stalinists might too but its the cult weirdos that draw some kind of line of succession from marx to lenin to their guy afaik
Maybe its from lenin idk
It has some basis in mathematics and social science but theres really no such thing as theoretical social science
I really don't know how you'd construct an adequate microcosm of society to run experiments with either lol
urban spire
yep
materialism has some merit but when a white dude starts saying shit like "there's no such thing as human rights actually" that's a kinda red flag you don't want to see
winged jacinth
Get 100k people and settle them in like 20 towns and cities and have them try stuff out lol
Of course you need a fresh 100k for each trial
arctic talon
Now the leaked US army improvised munitions manual...
It’s not leaked
Funnily enough it’s officially published
winged jacinth
Thanks the army
arctic talon
You can buy the US army improvised munitions manual or the CIA guide to biological/chemical warfare
From the government
Or get it for free
💀
You’ll also be put on a watchlist
urban spire
Get 100k people and settle them in like 20 towns and cities and have them try st...
isn't that kinda the basis for the israeli kibbutzim? not that they proved much
arctic talon
If you buy it or get it from the government website
But yknow
They’re both tried and true books
They do work
winged jacinth
Tbh biological warfare is so beyond most people i doubt that book is useful for anyone capable lol
plush mason
You can buy the US army improvised munitions manual or the CIA guide to biologic...
hey they got to find people to fight somehow :P
arctic talon
Tbh biological warfare is so beyond most people i doubt that book is useful for ...
It’s kind of horrifyingly simple
lol
In the book
winged jacinth
Yeah i assume its like "you already have the pathogen, now what?"
plush mason
biological warfare is horrifyingly easy afaik
urban spire
new get rich quick scheme; telling the CIA i want to overthrow the danish government so they'll help me sell thousands of kg of heroin
winged jacinth
The hard part is acquiring or making the biology rather than doing the warfare lol
plush mason
yup
arctic talon
Yeah i assume its like "you already have the pathogen, now what?"
It gives guides on how to dry stuff down and turn it into powders/aerolized stuff
💀
God
Why did the CIA even make that handbook lol
celest dome
Centrism should be an outside view, no person should strive to be centrist for the point of it.
plush mason
we all know why
winged jacinth
That's exactly it
arctic talon
You need too much equipment for it
winged jacinth
Fishing
arctic talon
lol
Well that one sarin attack in Japan followed the chemical weapons stuff
In that book
plush mason
I mean it’s not even practical
nor is starting literal criminal empires in the name of "national security" yet the CIA has done just that several times
winged jacinth
Anyone who works in a wet lab knows enough about all this stuff to not need a manual
urban spire
the aum shinrikyo sarin gas attacks yeah
they had their own people though, benefit of being a pretty big cult
arctic talon
Yep
It’s still absurd/hilarious how much the improvised munitions handbook
Has been used against the US army
But hey
Proves it works
LOL
plush mason
the I in CIA stands for idiocy
urban spire
it's all mormons these of days anyway
winged jacinth
The improvised munitions handbook is wild because some idiot can go "oh dissolve styrofoam in gasoline i have both of those" or whatever
winged jacinth
it's all mormons these of days anyway
Hard to find folk who dont drink and have no cool hobbies
arctic talon
Homemade napalm is kind of shockingly easy to make lol
plush mason
the amount of household items that can be combined into chemical biological explosive or incendiary weapons is shocking
arctic talon
Tbf
winged jacinth
Yeah its just... hydrocarbons + polymers to make a gel
arctic talon
Chemistry moment
plush mason
yup
arctic talon
It’s very easy to kill yourself with household cleaning products
If you’re an idiot
urban spire
Centrism very much exists but due to not wanting to pick a side they just end up...
exists only in the sense that they say they exist, but it's entirely based on a false dichotomy in the first place, politics isn't just a simple scale of left and right anyway
storm jungle
exists only in the sense that they say they exist, but it's entirely based on a ...
I mean you can say that about any ideology though
but centrists are idiots so im not really gonna argue
its like that dumb fuck Valrak when femtodes got revealed and he said "both sides of the argument are horrible and toxic people"
what a numbskull
lmao
arctic talon
I’m a socdem smh
storm jungle
socdeeznu-
plush mason
why is the gas in her mask?
urban spire
removing my gas mask so i can sniff the fumes from my gas grenade launcher
arctic talon
^
storm jungle
shut up
urban spire
lmfao
arctic talon
Also it’s magical gas anyways lol
rocky gale
why is the gas in her mask?
I think she might actually need the gas tbh
arctic talon
Viper can breathe her own highly corrosive poison
For reasons
The mask just makes it more comfortable lol
urban spire
i need the gas that makes you a hot bitch pumped directly into my lungs YESTERDAY
rocky gale
There's a cinematic where she's having like a panic attack and she has to put on her mask and breathe from it
arctic talon
I think she might actually need the gas tbh
Probably not considering Alpha Viper says she’d rather drink her own acid then go on a date with Alpha Chamber
💀
urban spire
what is that from anyway
rocky gale
Ohh
arctic talon
what is that from anyway
Valorant
rocky gale
Ohhh wait
urban spire
the way it looks makes me think nobody put that much thought into it
ah yeah, called it
arctic talon
She’s my favorite anime character in that game
rocky gale
Probably not considering Alpha Viper says she’d rather drink her own acid then g...
In the cinematic Omega Chamber gives the mask to Omega Viper to breathe from and calm her
arctic talon
Shame she’s nerfed to shit bcs pro play lol
arctic talon
In the cinematic Omega Chamber gives the mask to Omega Viper to breathe from and...
Yeah
rocky gale
That's cool
plush mason
so there is 2 Vipers
arctic talon
Yes
rocky gale
There's two everyone
arctic talon
There’s 2 parallel universes
urban spire
valorant is like, the least interesting shooter merged with the least interesting hero shooter by the worst company? fuck yeah dude sign me off this whole fucking planet
plush mason
i dont understand Valorant lore
arctic talon
valorant is like, the least interesting shooter merged with the least interestin...
Def not the worst gaming company
Riot are shit but they’re not the worst
lol
urban spire
no i'm being hyperbolic
urban spire
but still, for a minute there
arctic talon
Gona make me cry
rocky gale
Small indie company Riot
plush mason
Def not the worst gaming company
Riot are shit but they’re not the worst
tbch the battle for the title of worst gaming company is never ending
arctic talon
With their tiny budget of a few million dollars
arctic talon
tbch the battle for the title of worst gaming company is never ending
It’s a race to the bottom lol
rocky gale
Did yous hear they had to disable Cassiopeia in League because the next update made her broken OP
plush mason
EA Ubisoft Activison/Blizzard have been battling for it for decades
arctic talon
They broke her
Accidentally
She has infinite move speed now lol
Anyways someone bought the 1764$ CS2 skin straight from valve
Which is fucking hilarious
urban spire
blizzard was pretty cool two decades ago
arctic talon
Pissing away that much cash on a skin straight to valve is funny
plush mason
blizzard was pretty cool two decades ago
then Activison got involved
urban spire
ah, well, not really, but their reputation was still intact
urban spire
captain breastmilk was still working there in 2006
arctic talon
Acti blizz just tanked their reputation
near wasp
urban spire
i think
arctic talon
Yes
rocky gale
They made her passive a percent increase to movement speed, which if you stacked them with other % increases made it runaway giving her infinite move speed, so she would just teleport to wherever you clicked
arctic talon
He was
plush mason
captain breastmilk was still working there in 2006
afaik nether ABK nor the state investigators found out who stole the breastmilk
urban spire
afaik nether ABK nor the state investigators found out who stole the breastmilk
yes but it's funny to call him captain breastmilk
arctic talon
They literally were destroying evidence up till the state investigators visited
plush mason
yeah
urban spire
because he is very personally odious and it makes him mad
arctic talon
Which is fucking insane lol
blizzard HR employee of the year was their poor paper shredder
With how that shit must have gone
Riots C suite can all go burn in hell but I appreciate what the game designers, artists and writers do lol
plush mason
They literally were destroying evidence up till the state investigators visited
if only the state had been able to prove they did that, would have ended so much worse for Bobby
arctic talon
Yeeeeeep
They couldn’t get enough evidence even though they knew evidence was tampered with and destroyed
urban spire
my thought's on bobby
plush mason
ABK's paper shredder likely lead to an industrial furnace
arctic talon
ABK's paper shredder likely lead to an industrial furnace
They found some shredded evidence but it wasn’t enough to nail acti bliz💀
God lol
arctic talon
Riot upgrading their sexual harassment game to be equal opportunity for both men and women 💀
At least they (maybe) didn’t shred evidence or if they did they did a way better job then blizzard
jade holly
Did someone send what they think the IW images were in here earlier?
rocky gale
jade holly
Ty