40k-lore-chat

[languid meadow]

They are MASSIVE

oh my god that book cover looks

so bad

lmfao

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

GWWWW

[raven stone]

Liber book inbound

[jade holly]

Bruh

[limpid granite]

Chop chop get this over with

[raven stone]

Sisters of Silence still around

[languid meadow]

the Liber covers are so cooked man jesus

[limpid granite]

We wanna see the other stuff

[raven stone]

surprisingly

[jade holly]

All the budget went into the models, the cover art got $1

[crystal forum]

as the only HH enjoyer in this channel i am happy that this isn't just more imperialis stuff

[celest dome]

Last moment cover, and jut taking a photo of the mini

[arctic talon]

just watched a chud get executed live by the Mods in the 40k discord

[surreal nest]

new gif unlocked

[arctic talon]

10/10

[languid meadow]

IT'S PEAK

[raven stone]

LOL

Fuck Uge

[jade holly]

5’11 vs 6’

[heady rivet]

"He asked for no pickles"

[celest dome]

Me and the baddie I'm trying to pull

[rose thorn]

wokehammer 40k lets gooo

[spring cairn]

me and the average person

[limpid granite]

hes massive

[jade holly]

Damn you’re below average height?

[spring cairn]

i wish

[storm jungle]

GOD DAMN

BIG MOMMY

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[rose thorn]

i love how much they show off trying not to make 40k players mad aos got more stuff

[crystal forum]

somebody wake me when they add normal space marine stuff to HH

[arctic talon]

Second chud just got executed live in the 40k discord

[heady rivet]

Another AoS SWEEP

[raven stone]

Since Femtodes is a thing, you can now expect even more naughty art of Custodes women towering over some random Solar Aux/Guardsman lol

[arctic talon]

its open season

[jade holly]

This is the last thing revealed today right?

[spring cairn]

GW hates the Tau it's not fair i'm still crying

[rose thorn]

oh shit who?

[spring cairn]

and shaking

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[languid meadow]

size

[celest dome]

Good 🙏

[heady rivet]

Nah next we get 1000000 Munda minis trust

[arctic talon]

some random person

[rose thorn]

damn lmao

[arctic talon]

lol

[storm jungle]

what space marines are those

[crystal forum]

these guys alresdy existed in resin

[storm jungle]

golden knights?

[celest dome]

There won't be anything for Munda normally

[arctic talon]

yeah this is a refresh/redo

[storm jungle]

All of them did, now they are upgraded

lap it up bitch

[heady rivet]

No pls trust the plan

[arctic talon]

oh god

[jade holly]

So I’m still new with new edition launches, what all should I expect to see when 11e begins?

[arctic talon]

more heresy

jfc lol

[hallow saddle]

the new stodes look rly gooooood

[crystal forum]

is it space marines

[arctic talon]

marine box + someone else in it
new core rulebook

[raven stone]

eh? More?

[rose thorn]

all the new aos boxes are amaizng for staring thier armies

oh?

[languid meadow]

Volkite tonk

[rose thorn]

oh

[hallow saddle]

the old ones look goofy in proportions

[arctic talon]

new tonk

[raven stone]

Ohhhhh big tonk

[jade holly]

Iron Warriors

[rose thorn]

tanks okay

[crystal forum]

oh shit the glaive

[hallow saddle]

glaive : 🙏

[limpid granite]

Is this a titan destroyer tank?

[hallow saddle]

the glaive is my fav

[crystal forum]

finally in plastic

[storm jungle]

Anyway

[surreal nest]

the new bonereapers annoy me now i want that army

[storm jungle]

i saw the femtodes

[heady rivet]

HOOOOOOOONK SHOO

[storm jungle]

im done here

take care kiddos

[languid meadow]

Gayyyyyy

[crystal forum]

i made my own fellblade

[rose thorn]

rn is an amaizg tmie, get the old spearhead, get the new spearhead, then get the amry box

[surreal nest]

oh neat only a 600 dollar investment

[crystal forum]

this is kinda boring because it already exists but hey still

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4t-4tomistalt-4tomist-4tmeme-gif-14459048726828889418

[jade holly]

And now I await the Perturabo reveal in like 5 years

[rose thorn]

get both of these

[daring creek]

Byeee dilara

[raven stone]

Damn refreshed whirlwind looks nice

[spare osprey]

DAMN RIGHT BETTER IN THE COLORS OF THE FIRST

[hallow saddle]

the FW glaive looks better for some reason still

[crystal forum]

huh so whirlwind is in HH now

[limpid granite]

Imperial fist and black templars iconography?

[rose thorn]

waht hte fuck is a whirlwind why does it look liek a toy

[arctic talon]

black templar iconography is IF iconography

lol

its all co-opted

[heady rivet]

Because this is a toy franchise, Mags

[limpid granite]

Oh i know

But still odd

[crystal forum]

i am happy with this

[arctic talon]

its a templar breatheren thing

lol

[rose thorn]

i mean like, its commmedically large gun

[crystal forum]

i wanted more artillery options

[arctic talon]

yea

[crystal forum]

this is good

[arctic talon]

this is normal

[heady rivet]

Yeah its an artillery thing

[raven stone]

New book

for tonks

[arctic talon]

Custodes minis

Fuck

[jade holly]

Woah

[arctic talon]

HADRON

YOU BITCH

[heady rivet]

Trolled

[languid meadow]

They killed him

[crystal forum]

[languid meadow]

lol

[jade holly]

image eviscerated

[arctic talon]

LOL

[crystal forum]

hell yeah tanis

im so happy

[jade holly]

Disintegrated before it even had a chance

[arctic talon]

dead ultlramarine

lmao

[crystal forum]

LMAO

[limpid granite]

Ultramarine died

Aint no way

[crystal forum]

family guy dead pose

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dollhouse-confused-stare-gif-306960081175079545

[jade holly]

He was a no name helmet wearer

[arctic talon]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/mdp0kzdk/the-new-year-preview-all-new-legio-custodes-revealed/

[crystal forum]

im really excited for the whirlwind

[rose thorn]

"will we see sistes of scilence?"
"They have rules"

[raven stone]

Long answer for "no range refresh for Sisters of Silence"

[storm jungle]

Eat shit james.

[languid meadow]

Bald army

[heady rivet]

Grim.

[jade holly]

Common IW W

[vagrant fox]

That thing is chonky

[crystal forum]

which one

[vagrant fox]

pick your fave

[crystal forum]

fellblade is a fucking baneblade

ofc it's big

[limpid granite]

I love macroplastics

[daring creek]

So yummy

[jade holly]

Microplastics? Nah, we’re dealing with macroplastics now

[languid meadow]

one more thing...

40k..

[raven stone]

huh not done!?

[limpid granite]

100% 500 worlds

[languid meadow]

Iron warrior

I think

yes

[heady rivet]

Delaque Vehicle 🗣️

[crystal forum]

i find it funny how small the gun is on the custodes thing

[limpid granite]

Perturabo?

[heady rivet]

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[arctic talon]

Peter teaser

[limpid granite]

OH

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[languid meadow]

PETO

[limpid granite]

I MIGHT BE RIGHT

[rose thorn]

kms

40k

[limpid granite]

OH SHIT

[rose thorn]

omfg ironw arriorrs

[jade holly]

That was more than one model wasn’t it?

[storm jungle]

wdym "might be right" literally everyone and their mom knows this was happening

[limpid granite]

ITS REALLY PERTURABO

[storm jungle]

Yeah we know this

[limpid granite]

Shhhhh

[crystal forum]

no it's not

[storm jungle]

POST IT

[wintry cloud]

IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

[heady rivet]

Peter Turbo

[outer wave]

Damn.... we're Ironing in and Ironing out.....

[limpid granite]

Hmm

Will dorn return?

[rose thorn]

no underworlds today

[jade holly]

PERTURABO REVEAL ALREADY??

[heady rivet]

Alright and NOW we get the Delaque Vehicle trust the plan

[jade holly]

Someone post the images please

[raven stone]

OK if Perturbo is coming back I wonder who the 3rd loyalist to return would be
Maybe Khan if Joytot is anything to go by

[jade holly]

[hallow saddle]

cogs of vashtorr

[storm jungle]

Russ.

[crystal forum]

all of these were plastic refreshes btw

[storm jungle]

its confirmed next edition

[raven stone]

ah ok thcx

[jade holly]

Wait really?

[arctic talon]

its Russ

[storm jungle]

Yea

[limpid granite]

Will 500 worlds be the bridge from 10th to 11th edition?

[arctic talon]

Yeah because Sang is dead

[heady rivet]

Its gonna be Dorns hand walking around like Thing from the Addams Family

[arctic talon]

and SW are the only non compliant book left

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

its gotta be russ

[jade holly]

Now question is will he return as a warp wolf or Odin

[storm jungle]

Dunno and idgaf

[raven stone]

GW's take on Thor most likely

[rose thorn]

im gonna kill all iw fans

[raven stone]

give how GW likes their hat tropes

[jade holly]

He was already Thor tbh

[celest dome]

Pert then Russ then Lorgar then Corax then Omegon then who know

[hallow saddle]

since when is russ confirmed vs rumour

[crystal forum]

suffer mag

non space marine enjoyer

[storm jungle]

Quiet down piper

[languid meadow]

WALL

[hallow saddle]

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-jerma-dollhouse-confused-stare-gif-306960081175079545

[nocturne crest]

Just got back in. How was the preview show?

[arctic talon]

Good

[crystal forum]

plastic refreshes

nothing new

[arctic talon]

Custodes refreshed

new Red Corsairs

New Eldar Corsairs

[hallow saddle]

was a good one apart from the boring sigmar stuff

[arctic talon]

chat kill Manto

[raven stone]

Most people ate well.
For once Marines were not the spotlight

[storm jungle]

really bad bait

[arctic talon]

bleach his bones

[storm jungle]

get better loser

[hallow saddle]

[storm jungle]

btu yeah as usual AOS dominated

40k models are cool

also femtodes

[nocturne crest]

Was there a lot of stuff or just new named characters?

[hallow saddle]

jk i didnt watch the sigmar bits

[languid meadow]

I need the new models compared to the old ones

[crystal forum]

they should do different previews for aos and 40k so i can ignore sigmar even more easily

[languid meadow]

size wise

[storm jungle]

Sex is finally confirmed.

[raven stone]

Not exactly on the show itself but create-your-own-character might be making a comeback in 40k

[hallow saddle]

yer a surprising amount

[storm jungle]

Get better and lap it up bitch.

[crystal forum]

the fact that the heads are coming for HH first is funny

[arctic talon]

new named characters + upgrade sprue + new unit for red corsairs + new chaos lord

eldar corsairs got a refreshed Yirel + redone versions of the old FW Jump pack unit + new vyper varient + new vyper

[hallow saddle]

new 10 man unit of Raiders, a load of characters, a small upgrade sprue

[crystal forum]

there's way less HH custodes playeds than 40k custodes players

[limpid granite]

red corsairs were the highlight

[jade holly]

Where do I view the teaser images

[arctic talon]

The custodes range is fully interchangible

with 40k and 30k

[jade holly]

For the IW thing

[arctic talon]

go to warhammer community

[hallow saddle]

💯

[crystal forum]

i missed red corsairs can you guys post it

[lament shoal]

When was the last time necromunda got something new?

[arctic talon]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/oozg3yry/the-new-year-preview-prepare-to-be-boarded-by-the-new-red-corsairs/

[crystal forum]

tf are these fuys

[arctic talon]

like a few weeks ago

[storm jungle]

They are imperial guard

[arctic talon]

venatrii

[crystal forum]

ah ok

[arctic talon]

they've had rules since heresy 1e

[crystal forum]

we stay winning

[storm jungle]

Lmao

fucking DIMWIT

[languid meadow]

All of the models are so goated

It's so peak...

[limpid granite]

also now that we have an official tarellian model CA will have a much easier time translating that tau auxilliary to total war

[crystal forum]

damn sick

red corsairs have the swag

[humble shoal]

I still think all power armored people should be bald

[jade holly]

Surely Peter’s gonna be the same size as the other chaos Primarchs right?

[heady rivet]

Alright I'll bite. Why?

[limpid granite]

have him be titan sized lmao

[storm jungle]

Nah hes gonna be votann sized

[jade holly]

Perfect

[humble shoal]

Because it would be funny

[storm jungle]

No.

[jade holly]

[heady rivet]

Perturabo is the size of one Guardsman

[nocturne crest]

HOLY SHIT:

[heady rivet]

A pocket prince, if you will

[hallow saddle]

i hope no one thinks the iron warrior teaser at the end is actually perturabo

[humble shoal]

Also easier to shove random tubes in head

[languid meadow]

Can we get the gaurdsmen chart again

a new one

[storm jungle]

Peter will be in another release yeah

[rose thorn]

achem

[storm jungle]

these are just Obliterators

[limpid granite]

one thing that irks me is that they dont look visually chaos corrupted

[rose thorn]

kill all iron warriors

[limpid granite]

are they just renegades or?

[storm jungle]

Yeah the yare renegades

[nocturne crest]

Yeah.

[rose thorn]

crsahing out that they are gonna get a major erlease

[surreal nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124335205650538509/1283126260775784529/bonk_loop.gif

[storm jungle]

they regularly work with the Imperium

[heady rivet]

Alright fine this was actually pretty good but I dont even play mainlime 40k I just like the vehicles from it lole

[nocturne crest]

Just space marine pirates.

[languid meadow]

"We’ll give you the full lowdown as soon as we can. For now though, we can only confirm that these are all part of a new Warhammer 40,000 supplement on the horizon titled Eye of Terror, due out in a few months." My bet is right before Skulls

[limpid granite]

the red corsairs?

[crystal forum]

guy on left has the coolest pose i've seen on a space marine

[humble shoal]

How much pomade do you think second bottom right uses

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are very chummy with them

the Badab War was agreed to be a misunderstanding

[limpid granite]

im like not familiar with them but huron looks pretty corrupted iunno

[storm jungle]

now they get full imperium support

[crystal forum]

badab war is boomer lore

[limpid granite]

but if theyre allied with the imperium thats peak

[heady rivet]

Nah its a birth defect dw

[rose thorn]

so is this the next event for 40k? guard vs iron warriors

[storm jungle]

Be quiet cumstain

[hallow saddle]

the red corsair Raiders unit was my fav thing in the show easy

[humble shoal]

Turns out the lamenters were the real villains

[hallow saddle]

super sick

[heady rivet]

Huron actually dove in front of Horus before Sanguinius, he just was able to dodge Horus' attacks

[limpid granite]

i see

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

CHRIST

[limpid granite]

dont judge a book by its cover ig

[humble shoal]

Hurons is sanguinius

[limpid granite]

but wait

arent there chaos terminators in the red corsairs?

[storm jungle]

Nah

[crystal forum]

guard will win

[limpid granite]

seems pretty traitor to me iunno

[storm jungle]

those are loyalist terminators

[heady rivet]

Religous tolerance has come a long way

[humble shoal]

Nah just black dragons

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^

[limpid granite]

are you guys just fucking with me

[humble shoal]

Nope

[crystal forum]

yes

[heady rivet]

Never

[arctic talon]

absolutely not

totally not

[heady rivet]

He has dyslexia he meant to say no

[storm jungle]

OF COURSE THEY ARE FUCKING CHAOS MARINES

ARE YOU DENSE

[limpid granite]

MF

[storm jungle]

[hallow saddle]

red corsairs are still chaos lmaop

[limpid granite]

YOU COULDVE JUST SAID THEYRE TRAITORS

[heady rivet]

She has dyslexia she meant to say no

[storm jungle]

WE DID

[hallow saddle]

i dont understand the confusion

[humble shoal]

Anyways I sorta just want the nails marine

Cuz they look immaculate

[winged jacinth]

The sad thing about the femstodes heads is the chuds will never see them since they're too busy making youtube slop to play...

[nocturne crest]

Inb4 it's Mordian Iron Guard vs Iron Warriors

[limpid granite]

i thought they were renegades since the regular marines didnt look visually corrupted

[arctic talon]

I think I saw this dude in a HK action movie once

[humble shoal]

Mordian in darktide plz

[heady rivet]

Okay lowkey I thought one of them was a man with long hair like a cdrama love interest

[crystal forum]

GW would never add another regiment

[arctic talon]

The corruption of the Red Corsairs varies wildly

[humble shoal]

I need my dress blues

[arctic talon]

they range from not very chaosy

[storm jungle]

Good. Yall deserve nothing

[arctic talon]

to this person is literally a plague marine

[crystal forum]

dilara i cast silence on you

[arctic talon]

The Red Corsairs above all

[crisp heath]

you know for a chaos warband they dont look like that chaos like others
where are le funny mutated appearances

[nocturne crest]

There will be 4 flavours of regiments.

[arctic talon]

care about one thing only

[storm jungle]

✋

[arctic talon]

MONEY

ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS MONEY

[humble shoal]

I still think the guy with the heads could make a great mortifactor

[storm jungle]

oh my god SHUT UP

"ErM cHaoS muTaTions HeLlO" 🤓

[heady rivet]

Yeah, some are renegades and others are straight up Chaos alligned. Its like the Night Lords in a way

[nocturne crest]

Cadians, Krieg, Mordian and Catachan.

[crisp heath]

they still look cool but i kinda expected something more fucked up

[storm jungle]

Not every CSM is a tumorous cancer patient

[spare osprey]

it's interesting that GW are giving new csm the older mk3 power packs. makes me more confident that both it and the new ones can coexist

[arctic talon]

here

[crystal forum]

night lord omnibus actually has red corsairs in it

i enjoyed them

[crisp heath]

i know, still, i just expected more chaos mutated slop

[hallow saddle]

yer

Variel

[nocturne crest]

But they'll have in such a way that Catachan regiments rules can be also ran as Tallarn.

[arctic talon]

new custodes are excellent lol

[spare osprey]

shivaaaa

love his stuff

[arctic talon]

as are the new corsairs

[storm jungle]

Never.

[hallow saddle]

i think about thst character a lot...

[crisp heath]

me likey the one with spikes on his backpack

[humble shoal]

Also some loyalists are also chaos mutated freaks

[arctic talon]

and the new corsairs

[humble shoal]

Soul drincc

[heady rivet]

Corsairs just make me sad I didnt nab the Killteam earlier

[crystal forum]

mk4 helmet spotted

[spare osprey]

here's some black wolves he just did

[limpid granite]

soul drinkers are back as a primaris chapter now so thats peak

i do wonder if theyll get their mutations eventually\

[crisp heath]

me likey the chonky boy

[humble shoal]

Do they have tentacle limbs?

[nocturne crest]

TBF, I do think the last chancers will reappear at some point.

[rose thorn]

YESS WE WILL AHAHAHAHAH

[plush mason]

fat space marine

[humble shoal]

Big chungus

[crystal forum]

so true fellow guardsman

[rose thorn]

praise 4 armed emperror and his guiding hands

[spare osprey]

he remade that fella towards the end, early version had him with a grenade launcher on his back

[humble shoal]

So is middle guy a terminator or just that fat?

[spare osprey]

just fat lol

[limpid granite]

i believe a typhus kitbash

[heady rivet]

(Gets no-diffed by a Chaos Primarch and declares a victory because they delayed the planets fall by 43 seconds at the cost of 278 regiments and a decades worth of the sectors tithe)

[spare osprey]

Shiva does fantastic red corsairs

[spare osprey]

normal plague marine kitbash

[humble shoal]

Looks sorta like it

[arctic talon]

this dude is taking so many fucking drugs

[storm jungle]

Okay unrelated

[rose thorn]

my partner is excited to kitbsaht hese guys into black shields

[storm jungle]

This fucking subreddit man lmao

[crisp heath]

interesting
human skin hood? stealing that idea

[plush mason]

man hasnt been sober for centuries

[crystal forum]

emo haircut

[arctic talon]

bro still skins marines the old fashioned way

[spare osprey]

it's insane how close the new corsairs are to his conversions honestly

[arctic talon]

from the Badab days

[celest dome]

Good, could have happened sooner

[storm jungle]

@heady rivet Eyeofterror lol, I was fishing for reactions but the "newest" post is from like 5 hours ago, looks like they tightly police the posts lmao

[humble shoal]

He could make an aos kitbash to get a non ugly head

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/vsQzq1tZnV6.gif

[near wasp]

So touching eye of terror just gets you banned???

[nocturne crest]

So here is a fun question for you all. How would you make the Mordian Iron Guard stand out from the Krieg and Canadians?

[celest dome]

Reaction out of whom

[storm jungle]

@crisp heath v

[storm jungle]

You know what :]

[hallow saddle]

what's the chud reaction been btw this evening. are they on life support?

[heady rivet]

I use reddit for the Necromunda subreddit I dont know what that is

[plush mason]

wtf is this eyeofterror? some other subreddit?

[arctic talon]

2 chuds got executed live in the warhammer 40k discord

[storm jungle]

🤨

[arctic talon]

so its a pretty good day for me

[celest dome]

Alt/Far Right Warhammer subreddit

[crystal forum]

just by having their models because they look so disticnt

[crisp heath]

oh lmao

[storm jungle]

Nothing yet on the subreddit, they heavily police the posts lmao

[plush mason]

figured

[arctic talon]

the mods blew their heads off in the middle of the town square

(general chat)

[nocturne crest]

What about stuff like Artillery and Heavy bolters?

[crystal forum]

what were they posting

[celest dome]

Mini wise, rule wise, or lore wise ?

[jade holly]

Am I crazy or is this just an IW upgrade kit?

[arctic talon]

both were bitching about female custodes

both were torn asunder

[lament shoal]

I wasn't paying attention at first and thought this was an eyeofterror member getting banned from the main sub, was about to start clowning on them lol

[vagrant fox]

gotta go straight to the source i tell you hwat

[humble shoal]

Cuz mordian iron guard have the fanciest looking minis

[arctic talon]

Thank you 40k discord mods

[crystal forum]

not every regiment has to be as unique as krieg. lots of regiments share the same heavy bolter

[storm jungle]

the fact that the main subreddit actually bans you if you are a part of eyeofterror is great

[celest dome]

So like rule wise ?

[heady rivet]

I'm not a redditor I dont have an encyclopedic knowledge of the subreddits

[plush mason]

every time someone calls any general chat or forum the "town square" all i can think is, they use to burn cess pits before they poisoned the town

[near wasp]

@valid needle don't you agree this mini would be cool as a fallen

[limpid granite]

vostrayan and mordian are basically the same

[humble shoal]

I mean they have a couple of things lasgun wise they can do (mordians have a "fuck my power pack" shot), they got more potent drugs, and are also stupid

[heady rivet]

Oh shit Foxhole had the dev stream at the same time LOLE

[crystal forum]

no lol

absolutely not

[jade holly]

And these claws look different, potential customization?

[arctic talon]

Mordians are all in dress uniforms

GW used to have you kitbash them

[humble shoal]

Mordians are like true idiots

[arctic talon]

using the Cadian command kit

[humble shoal]

They will do what you tell them

[limpid granite]

chaos dreadnought

[crystal forum]

mordians wear parade uniforms in battle

[humble shoal]

Literally

[languid meadow]

peter tubbo with 4 hands

[limpid granite]

im calling it

[arctic talon]

Vostroyans have their own unique kit

well

had

lol

[crystal forum]

mordians have the best discipline

[limpid granite]

fleshy metal bits

[heady rivet]

THEY WHAT

[crystal forum]

they drill a lot

[humble shoal]

They also have the funny blast

[jade holly]

So we might actually be getting an entire IW box with Peter as the centerpiece in it?

[valid needle]

It does pass the vibe check

[humble shoal]

And could jave some command rules

[crystal forum]

rip

[arctic talon]

They look nothing alike

[nocturne crest]

all

[limpid granite]

11th edition will 100% have perturabo

[arctic talon]

but yeah you were supposed to kitbash Mordians

[jade holly]

Well yeah he’s been teased

[arctic talon]

back in ye old day

issue is like

[limpid granite]

https://tenor.com/view/misinfomation-gif-7843354733697490220

[arctic talon]

you needed so many fucking command squads

of cadians

[crystal forum]

mordians arent my fav at all but i like their goofiness

[arctic talon]

or you sourced third party stuff

lol

[crystal forum]

wearing parade uniform in battle is funny

[arctic talon]

its got flak weave

atl east

[lament shoal]

Are Kasrkin exclusive to cadian regiments?

[heady rivet]

Ye

[arctic talon]

Kasarkin are a cadian only regimental stormtrooper yes

[crystal forum]

yes but all regiments have some variation of elite unit

[arctic talon]

they use the same "standard" stormtrooper armor though

[nocturne crest]

That's a defiler

[celest dome]

Mini wise: Basing on art should be enough to make them look different; just need some Rough Rider or other style of unit to add
Rule wise: Make them into an advance and shoot style of army
Lorewise: give them a book

[crystal forum]

kasr is the name of a cadian fortress btw

[arctic talon]

Kasrkin are exclusively cadians

but you can have kasrkin lookalikes

without issue

[heady rivet]

Was.

[arctic talon]

because Cadians just use standard issue shit

aside from their 1 unique sentinel pattern

lol

[nocturne crest]

Ngl, but I was thing they could something like a gatling bolter.

[arctic talon]

Its why Kasrkin in dawn of war 1 were weird as shit

bcs like

why are you here

[crystal forum]

there's one floating in space

[arctic talon]

this isn't even a cadian regiment

[heady rivet]

More like everyone just based their standard issue off the Cadians

[celest dome]

Not really

[plush mason]

i still prefer the steel legion stormtrooper armor

[celest dome]

The Cadian stuff is just the mass produced one

[storm jungle]

No its the name of my dorm room

[celest dome]

Before they even started to over produce troops

[crystal forum]

did it blow up too

[arctic talon]

yeah

[crystal forum]

if not then it should

[arctic talon]

they're fun

they use the inqusitorial stormtrooper stuff

[valid needle]

Link the melt down message big dawg

[arctic talon]

which GW could change someday

[storm jungle]

if only

[arctic talon]

Nah its gone lol, the mods cleaned up the corpses

[valid needle]

I can’t find anything pls help

[crystal forum]

holy fucking shit what are those

[valid needle]

Dang

[crystal forum]

are those actual models wolf

[arctic talon]

old inqusitorial stormtroopers

yeah those are actual models

[crystal forum]

i have never seen them

[arctic talon]

they're from like 2e

they got discontinued for the metal kasrkin

[crystal forum]

OH

i recognize them

[arctic talon]

and then the kasrkin mould got stolen

[crystal forum]

no those are modified

[heady rivet]

One of many variants, but Cadian equipment, tactics, and doctrine spread like Cadians wildefire and so a bunch of them copied them. Or they're planets that descend from a few Cadian conquerers that settled

[crystal forum]

they arent original

the lasguns are different

[arctic talon]

oh huh you're right actually

[crisp heath]

were there 2 femstodes minis or just one?

[arctic talon]

all the new custodes units can be femstodes

they got the heads

the shield captain only has 1 head option which is a woman

[rose thorn]

i hope it isnt purterabo

[arctic talon]

the other is a helmet

[crisp heath]

thats cool

[rose thorn]

i hope puterabo is dead actually

[celest dome]

While yes, the equipment they are using had already been standard/common patterns

[heady rivet]

Off the top of my head we also hear of one planet (Minerva) that was the same, made up of Armageddon Steel Legion descendents that used their equipment and doctrine

[near wasp]

Honestly the way to do that

[storm jungle]

Its how its done for literally every single army

like almost all the Warhammer ranges rn are unisex lol

[near wasp]

Any sos

[crystal forum]

nvm wolf it's original

[rose thorn]

GIVE ME FEM GREYKNIGHTS GW

[crystal forum]

the lasguns did look goofy like thag

[near wasp]

Dammit

[storm jungle]

never let jay cook

[storm jungle]

they arent goofy they are just big

[limpid granite]

in their own words "they have rules"

[crystal forum]

the scope is on the side

on the wrong side

[limpid granite]

so SOS refresh for 12th edition lmao

[storm jungle]

Correct side*

[near wasp]

I'm gonna die before they refresh the gals

[heady rivet]

Are you referring to the flashlights?

[crystal forum]

the girls?

[near wasp]

Sos

[storm jungle]

joseph is asking for help

[crystal forum]

im sending air support

[arctic talon]

For a list of known regimental stormtroopers

Cadians: Kasrkin
Death Korps of Krieg: Grenadiers and Engineers
Catachan: Catachan Devils
Steel Legion: Steel Legion Stormtroopers and Firesweep teams
Atraxian guard: Atraxian Paramounts

[plush mason]

is the paint just thick or did the pewter heads melt a little?

[crystal forum]

thats just what old models looked like idk

they were shit

[rose thorn]

can someone try to sell meo n the eugenics elves?

(lumineth)

[plush mason]

their leader Y poses to show dominance

thats all i got

[shadow plover]

stream had some good stuff

very cool

[crystal forum]

which one will you paint first jerk

[heady rivet]

Cadians are named so uniquely because its a translation of the Cadian dialect to mean something like "Fortress-City Defender" or something yada yada planet blewed up

[near wasp]

Its a cry for help and it's the faction I'm literally begging for even a single model for

[heady rivet]

Since Low Gothic is like a million languages

[crystal forum]

why

are you into bald women

[shadow plover]

uhhh maybe the red corsair raiders as SoH Reavers

[crystal forum]

i will steal your painted minis

[shadow plover]

[near wasp]

Strong women

[crystal forum]

do you think there's people into blanks in the setting

every possible negative feeling can become a kink

[shadow plover]

Helbrute and a Defiler

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crisp heath]

why does everything in this server turn into sexual talk

[winged jacinth]

the cities on cadia are called Kasr hence kasrkin

[crisp heath]

[crystal forum]

SAYS YOU

[crisp heath]

I DID IT LIKE TWICE

EVERYTIME NOW I GET ON THIS SERVER AND ALL PEOPLE CAN TALK ABOUT IS SEX

[crystal forum]

how do you know

[arctic talon]

[winged jacinth]

being a blank makes you unlikable but sometimes people love being in relationships with people they dont like

[crystal forum]

why did you have to make it lame

[plush mason]

tbf that "aura" can manifest in many ways

[winged jacinth]

thats not lame
lame is saying "well probably blanks are into other blanks"

[near wasp]

Its not even a sexual thing I just like the sos because 1 i relate being a social pariah most my like

2 they are awesome

[crystal forum]

so true

[plush mason]

just the most famous blank in warhammer, the beloved stinky boy Jurgen sorry if i fucke up his name

[crystal forum]

i thought the most famous blank was that eisenhorn chick

[heady rivet]

The strongest blanks are killed at birth apparently. This also implies the human womb can act as a sort of warp-resistant field that blocks the effect until the blank is born, a natural gellar field...

||So here's my plan on how to handle the Eye of Terror...||

[crystal forum]

bequin?

[winged jacinth]

nah jurgen is definitely more well known than bequin

[limpid granite]

the imperium is so vast a few of those blanks will slip through

[plush mason]

yup

[winged jacinth]

more people have actually read the eisenhorn books but jurgen gets memed on and bequin is notable for still not being finished HOLY SHIT GW PUBLISH IT

[celest dome]

That's just cause Blank make people uncomfortable, so the parent don't want to be with the Blank baby.

[plush mason]

i wonder if Jurgen's blank aura was there at birth too, was he just a stinky kid?

[crystal forum]

one could say being a blank only starts when the baby is able to form thoughts

[limpid granite]

most likely

[heady rivet]

Being a Blank is, in effect, lacking a soul. To a normal human this manifests as "This person makes me upset to be near". With varying levels. From uncomfortable to pure rage and disgust in their presence. Jurgen got away with being a Blank because he's a scabby grimy pervert with 90 skin conditions and poor hygiene so they just assumed people didnt like him because of all of that

[crystal forum]

otherwise which part of the pregnancy has blank

[winged jacinth]

yeah however it shows up, being around a blank is just kinda uncomfortable to a baseline human

[crystal forum]

is the sperm blank

[winged jacinth]

GW tell us the genetics around the paraiah gene

[crystal forum]

i want to know if my sperm can repel chaos damn it

[winged jacinth]

since you can have a spectrum of hair colors its probably a multi-allele incompletely dominant trait

[plush mason]

i got to ask, is the paraiah gene more common in women than men? what with the sisters of silence and all

[winged jacinth]

so the sperm can probably be a blank unless it needs to make blank protein

[crystal forum]

one in every billion sperms is blank

[celest dome]

The lack of soul is in setting theories, it is unknown if it is really a lack of soul as material don't have souls and don't have the same effect

[arctic talon]

No

The sisters of silence do eugenics for it

Well

They used to

Unclear if they do in the 40k era

[crystal forum]

there is literally no stated reason why SoS are just women

[celest dome]

Not all Blank are bearer of the Pariah gene too

[arctic talon]

It’s for tradition prolly

[winged jacinth]

when male blanks show up they're usually in some random roles in a retinue or something so there's no real way to estimate them

[arctic talon]

The sisters of silence were likely a Terran techno barbarian thing

[plush mason]

iirc their order has spent the time between the HH and modern 40k being outlawed and resanctioned

[heady rivet]

All-female foil to the previously all-male Custodes. Like a PB&J

[arctic talon]

Also culexus assassins

[winged jacinth]

that too lol

[arctic talon]

Not all of them are male

But there’s more male ones then female ones

Only assassin temple on the 40k@l tabletop with a proper gender split is vindicarelol

[humble shoal]

You mean female custodes?

[winged jacinth]

"and then the hat uh... turns the blankness... into a laser that kills you?"
"sure sounds good"

[humble shoal]

[crystal forum]

this means we're getting femboys of silence any day now

[celest dome]

There is no women in the Vindicare ?

[heady rivet]

Say goodbye to your karma, kid

[arctic talon]

There are women

[crystal forum]

my reddit gold noooo

[winged jacinth]

i bet sisters of silence at its heart is a result of alliteration lol

[arctic talon]

They’re the only temple on the tabletop with a 50/50 split

[humble shoal]

Eversor should have a pretty good split too no?

[winged jacinth]

they wanted a silent monk order and then sisters also starts with s

[arctic talon]

The rest of the 40k tabletop temples

[celest dome]

Ok I missunderstood what you were saying

[plush mason]

iirc they started as the all female survivors of some warp plague on some world the great crusade had conquered, they where all blanks and in the same regiment of imperial army, unless that lore is ether non canon fanon or got retconned ofc

[arctic talon]

Eversor trend male due to psychopathy being more common in males and that being a main core part of recruitment

They want psychopathic children

[humble shoal]

Fair

[plush mason]

so they just happened to be all female blanks

and that just stuck with them

[arctic talon]

Venenum and Vanus both have an equal gender split

[heady rivet]

The superior way to do gender breakdowns of your faction is the Palanite Enforcers having women but (almost) everyone wears helmets and the armor is super bulky so you can just say its a lady under that flak armor

[winged jacinth]

the SOS well predate the guard

[humble shoal]

Think it takes usbc?

[winged jacinth]

or the imperium iirc

[heady rivet]

That being said all the non-helmet heads are men and we have a named woman mini

[arctic talon]

Those are rumors

[humble shoal]

I thought sos were some unification wars faction

[arctic talon]

They are

They show up very early on

[plush mason]

i see

[arctic talon]

It’s likely some techno barbarian faction

[heady rivet]

Kinda fucked up the unification wars took longer than the entire Great Crusade

[arctic talon]

Absorbed into the imperial household

[humble shoal]

And most of the factions ended up as imperium factions

Like judges

Sos

[winged jacinth]

checking the lexicanum i just learned that they're techincally the militant arm of the astra telepathica lol
i guess that makes sense thinking about it

[celest dome]

They're the one taking care of the Black Ships

[winged jacinth]

you'd think that the emperor would have had a HUGE advantage in the unification wars just from his knowledge of all the tech that existed before

i guess everyone was a TECHNO barbarian

[plush mason]

is it still canon that they where flip floped between that and outlawed mutants for centuries after the HH?

[near wasp]

Still took hundreds of years to win

[heady rivet]

Much like how the departments of the US government all have their own SWAT teams (Like the Department of Energy), literally every part of the Imperium has its own private military

[winged jacinth]

the DOE really needs one

since they're in charge of the nuclear arsenal lol

[near wasp]

Mail swat

The post office does have tactical teams

[humble shoal]

Id argue the reason it took so long was that he wasnt the only one

[plush mason]

some US departments have many

[humble shoal]

Post office

Epa

[winged jacinth]

the emperors thing is hes immortal, he was around for the men of gold and stuff

[humble shoal]

He isnt the only perpetual

[winged jacinth]

unless the other factions also had perpetual leaders

[plush mason]

with several enforcement agencies having so much overlap they might as well be the same agency

[humble shoal]

Its possible they did

They also could have had some stuff that just made them more annoying

[winged jacinth]

i guess maybe there were a lot more perpetuals before and then the emperor killed them in the unification wars so theres not many left lol

[crisp heath]

i didnt notice this lil guy on the new minis announcement he looks so cool

[humble shoal]

Loyalist

[winged jacinth]

but yeah it was probably more that they had tons of tech they didnt understand but could use

[crisp heath]

dumb bit

[plush mason]

night lord?

[winged jacinth]

so the emperor's only real advantage was that he could do genetics and make thunder warriors

[crisp heath]

mhm mhm

[humble shoal]

Oh I meant I could make a mortifactors

[crisp heath]

its one of my boys

[humble shoal]

[crisp heath]

i love em so much

[near wasp]

Tzimisce and nightlords. Save to say you have an aesthetic

[winged jacinth]

anyway i think the sisters of silence are a cool faction because they're all business

[near wasp]

And it's flayed skin

[winged jacinth]

very rare among humans

[shadow plover]

Old kit with a headswap, master of executions iirc

[humble shoal]

On jah

[crisp heath]

i'm not knowledgeable on minis since theyre too expensive for my country xd

plus i have no energy to actually put in effort to paint them

[shadow plover]

fair

[humble shoal]

I love the skin coats

[storm jungle]

[winged jacinth]

its so funny that sisters of silence are multilingual in sign languages

[arctic talon]

This is just the current master of executions mini

[near wasp]

Gold

[winged jacinth]

some of them know astartes battle signage and stuff

[shadow plover]

heh

[arctic talon]

THEY HIT THE TWIN OBELISKS

[shadow plover]

male custodians vs female custodians

[winged jacinth]

i was just saying to someone else the old sculpt looks like a fucking giant votann
get your ass back in the leviathan rakthorr

[humble shoal]

That spear looks interesting

[crisp heath]

he looks cool

[winged jacinth]

its a fucked up double fancy guardian spear

some kind of wacky unique blade and a combi-bolter i think

[arctic talon]

It’s a adarthic weapon

Aka DAOT gauss gun

[crisp heath]

i loved this guy right here
love the skin on the pauldron and the skin hoodie
so stealing those ideas

[hallow saddle]

correct

[plush mason]

gauss as in rail gun or gauss as in necron funny death ray?

[arctic talon]

Gauss as in necron death ray

Human edition

[plush mason]

lmao

[hallow saddle]

i did say weapon swap too but its not, ive just looked at my own MoE with weapon swap too much

[arctic talon]

Adarthic weapons turn shit to a pile of dust

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[arctic talon]

Neater

They specifically turn stuff into perfect piles always

lol

It’s so fucking goofy

[plush mason]

ofc they do

[winged jacinth]

i think the tau are the only faction that have actual magnetic weapons lol

[arctic talon]

Admech

And LoV

[winged jacinth]

oh idk leagues weapons thats fair

admech is fake magnetic weapons iirc

[arctic talon]

Magrail Lance is magnetic

Same with the flechette guns

And galvanic caster on flechette mode

[winged jacinth]

This silenced weapon[2] fires hundreds of tiny darts, each of which bears a dormant cell awakened in the gun's chamber. When one dart hits it emits a homing beacon that attracts others, resulting in a series of impacts that burrow through bone. homing bullets?

i meant more like how no scifi writer has ever learned how a railgun works

[arctic talon]

Oh

[winged jacinth]

the magnarail lance i think has too little info to say either way but it looks goofy

necron gauss weapons are just magic

[heady rivet]

They issue em with special low-power guns its actually sorta neat

[heady rivet]

You can just say the ATF

[winged jacinth]

so my suspicion for necron gauss weapons is that they were named based on the sculpts before any of the vfx and damage narratives were given to them

[arctic talon]

Probably

[winged jacinth]

gauss rifles look like they could be magnetic weapons

[arctic talon]

Or they just thought the name sounded cool

[winged jacinth]

that too

it was already scifi lexicon by then

as a sciencist i always have a moment of "and then the gauss weapon does insane thing" bro what do you think a magnetic field is

[heady rivet]

Peak sci-fi is Stellaris whose science system is just unapologetically magic

[winged jacinth]

stellaris doesnt even pretend to give a fuck so nothing bothers me

[plush mason]

well they arent the only one

[winged jacinth]

space whales? sure
sentient crystals? why not

[plush mason]

ICE and CBP both do basically the same thing only difference is where they do it

and even that isnt a thing in some cases

[winged jacinth]

hey speculative biology thing what about a ramscoop animal that relies on the essentially frictionless nature of space to get by on almost no metabolism

i dont think cellular repair could keep up sadly

[plush mason]

so basically a space whale

[winged jacinth]

was trying to think of a way to make a space whale make any sense

it would basically just have to be a mouth

i guess you could have crazy magnetic fields like a real ramscoop with some scifi organs and then regular whale is fine

something something the vacuum of space cools superconducting magnets made of iron filaments idk

[arctic talon]

I wish Capcom would just go all in on their weirdo speculative biology the next monster hunter story rather then make a story again

But hey maybe this time it’ll be good

(no it won’t)

It’ll be mid

[humble shoal]

Planet sized plants

[winged jacinth]

the problem is space is really insulating so you'd have to get the magnets REALLY cold for them to be superconducting enough to not heat back up

special whale metal

space whalers killing space whales for their secret whale metal....

[humble shoal]

So like the 18/19th century

[winged jacinth]

yeah

[arctic talon]

They do give a bunch of exotic gas on death

lol

[winged jacinth]

killing them and then bottling the farts no dignity

the final death toot

[arctic talon]

I want some new deranged insane speculative biology from the monster hunter wilds dlc

Jet engine elder dragon from GU is not the most insane shit they have cooking I know it

[limpid granite]

zo shia is already pretty insane

[plush mason]

yeah the fact artifical monsters are now part of it opens the door to all kind of crazy stuff

[limpid granite]

im expecting guardian brachydios

it would fit extremely well with the wylk stuff

[spring cairn]

the great tarellians betrayal of january 16th 2026...

[limpid granite]

guh

[valid needle]

So if Perturabo is returning then that means Dorn must be returning next too

[heady rivet]

Truth nuke

God I love Stellaris

[languid meadow]

like everyone else says it's prob Russ

[heady rivet]

My most played on Steam

[valid needle]

Bruh.

[limpid granite]

Is gonna be dorn

I have no proof of this but i wanna be different

[languid meadow]

whore

[valid needle]

I want Crusader Daddy not Furry King😭

[sacred bluff]

i fell asleep, did we get more female custodes

[languid meadow]

yea

[sacred bluff]

😌

[valid needle]

Yes it’s all female custodes

[languid meadow]

a bunch of new head models and the shield captain is a woman

is peak

It think they said every model in the box will have a helmeted and normal option

[sacred bluff]

Next i hope we get female adeptus astartes 😌

[nocturne crest]

Imagine if Dorn returns after Perty has, but considers the "rivalry" over and doesn't focus on him.

[valid needle]

My year is ruined.

What’s the point then

[nocturne crest]

Because Perty can't let it go and move on.

[storm jungle]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/kcuvmezh/new-custodes-your-questions-answered/

Lmao

the fact that they had to make this post

[jade holly]

So based on what I’ve read, the Custodes are meant to be scientifically perfected super humans, while Space Marines are meant to be more mass produced “clone troopers”

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[jade holly]

Which granted I didn’t read much so I’ll look through it again

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Adeptus_Custodes

[winged jacinth]

the TLDR is space marines are made using a self-replicating template organ
custodians are made from babies by gene-engineers on the moon

[jade holly]

“Can I be Custodes when I grow up?

No, if you can read this, you’re too old already”

[storm jungle]

Custodes get taken as literal babies

[limpid granite]

not me!

https://tenor.com/view/unc-still-got-it-gif-6384030002593541773

[winged jacinth]

i was born able to read which is why they made me the first grey custodian

[arctic talon]

Hey some of them are toddlers

[winged jacinth]

the worst OC

[near wasp]

Ra

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Ra could like

Stumble and go goo goo ga ga

Before he got turned into a custodes

[jade holly]

Is Kaldor Draigo still canon?

[winged jacinth]

honestly past birth seems way too late to be gene engineering

[storm jungle]

No hes retconned

[jade holly]

Oh thank God

[storm jungle]

Hes still canon lol

why wouldnt he be

[jade holly]

FUCK

[winged jacinth]

hes even worse now actually

[storm jungle]

literally everything past 2nd edition is canon

[near wasp]

You think the grey knights would get good writing.

[limpid granite]

the smartest thing to do would be to refresh grey knights as primaris but softly write draigo out of the story by saying that hes been lost in an unreachable place within the warp

[arctic talon]

Maybe next edition

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

[winged jacinth]

but the grey knights might finally name a new grandmaster after the old one couldnt come to the office for a thousand fucking years

[arctic talon]

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[jade holly]

I want to like Grey Knights but fucking Draigo still exists

[arctic talon]

They won’t make them primaris bcs of Crowe

Who’s primaris scale

And he’s just like

The same marine

[heady rivet]

If I was a Terran noble I'd get tattoos of all my extended family that got taken as Custodes and go to every banquet without a shirt on like "Yeah my 17th cousin 9 times removed? He was a Custodes"

[jade holly]

I always saw the GK as larger than your usual marine ngl

Whether physically or the armor is way bulkier

[near wasp]

You'd never even know

[winged jacinth]

draigo has some lore thread going on with mortarion and maybe they'll finally kill him off

[storm jungle]

they arent

you are thinking of ones in terminator armor

[jade holly]

Ah

[storm jungle]

Draigo has literally not been a part of the GK for multiple editions, hes lost in the Warp

[heady rivet]

Hence why nobody could prove me wrong

[jade holly]

My dumbass was about to ask if the GK are blanks

[arctic talon]

Assuming your cousin didn’t get chucked out as a failure

[storm jungle]

the current edition lore literally has the leaders discuss to fill his vacant seat

lmao

[arctic talon]

lol

[near wasp]

Ok vtuber fan

[winged jacinth]

as mentioned hes been doing a bad job

[storm jungle]

yeah they discuss that in the new codex

its hilarious

[heady rivet]

I did a bit sorta like this as a reference to this shitty Seth Mcfarlane movie

[storm jungle]

finally they are like "Okay guys i dont think hes coming back lol"

[winged jacinth]

"someone needs to sign all this paperwork its filling the room"

[winged jacinth]

"we need a leader who can ever do his job i think"

[arctic talon]

Kill all KKKhans

[winged jacinth]

a full refresh of the GK to primaris scaling could make GW a lot of money...

[storm jungle]

uhhh

best we can do is baby-carrier

[jade holly]

Do GK even need Primaris level marines?

[winged jacinth]

im still so mad about baby carrier...

[arctic talon]

No but it’s a refresh for new looking minis

lol

The current GK minis are old as shit

[winged jacinth]

the special primaris organ does some fancy warp stuff i think?

[arctic talon]

Just like drukhari

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t

It just makes them harder to kill properly

Aside from that the primaris organs are making them physically stronger

[young pecan]

When you think about it, the Great Khans are everything that conservatives think the Left is

[near wasp]

No just lets them dump a metric shitton of live saving drugs into there blood stream

[young pecan]

Do hard drugs, steal things, have bad leadership,

cry when war crimes happen to them,

[winged jacinth]

ah yeah huh i guess they're missing the magic half of the primarch organ
being stronger would help them cut up daemons at least

they probably cant replace all their gear lol

it has to be 10000 years old for relic power

[arctic talon]

The same shit they did to other people btw

lol

I have 0 empathy for the khans

[jade holly]

Oh that explains why those blades are called relic blades

They’re old as shit

[arctic talon]

Does it suck they got war crimed I mean yeah

[young pecan]

Oh me neither

[heady rivet]

The Khans entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to raid everyone else, and nobody was going to raid them. At Shady Sands, The Hub, New Reno, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.

[winged jacinth]

grey knight weapon who's never had a wielder die

[arctic talon]

But you literally did the same thing

So like

I’m not sure what you expected

[winged jacinth]

reminds me of empress theresa

[arctic talon]

When they accidentally shoot your non combatant men, women and children, when you walk to a village and kill all the non combatant men, women and children on purpose

💀

[young pecan]

Yeah the Khans are practically monkeys contributing nothing until they get the good ending with the Followers

[arctic talon]

Yeah

That’s the one way to redeem them

Lowkey hope it’s what happened

To the main group of khans

[heady rivet]

Nothing to raid in Wyoming, the Khans are forced to evolve into humans

[arctic talon]

LOL

Great Khans when they learn crop rotations and how to make medicine

💀

[young pecan]

Still so fucking funny that they're such nobodies, if they get a Legion-side ending, the slide show is like "Yeah all of our wives and children get sold away into sex slavery but we're not extinct so this is Good, Actually"

[arctic talon]

Their children got killed