#40k-lore-chat

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surreal nest
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And i was fucking dying

daring creek
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or maybe deliberately being an ass

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Ah.

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He sounds lost in his head

surreal nest
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The funniest thing is and this is legit just pure comedy

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He was brought in because he had a suspected heart attack while arguing with someone

daring creek
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blabbering the same arugment for 2 hours

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sounding like my father

surreal nest
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Just disturbed people I had to genuinely shout at a handful of pervey patients

heady rivet
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Sidenote if you ever need to bring a mentally handicapped person from their group home to the hospital for shots, and you KNOW they fight shots and require people to hold them doen for it, please do not let them wear the cleats they own for some reason

daring creek
surreal nest
surreal nest
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No patient will ever annoy me as much as a family member/visitor thats where 99% of my issues come from lol

heady rivet
surreal nest
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DRAFTED TO THE CLEAT REALM

spare osprey
opaque coyote
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Imagining this being Leman and then Magnus

daring creek
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sk

raven stone
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Morning lore chat

rocky gale
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Morn

vagrant fox
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Mojn

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Speaking of homebrew it's proper hard showing thousands of years have passed

daring creek
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Man the comparison of the moderation for the space marine 2 discord and this discord really fucking shows which game gw cares about more

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You can't even fucking swear there its so annoying to write something out and get "Hey. You swore. Stop that."

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I'm trying to have a conversation -_-

vagrant fox
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those motherfuckers

raven stone
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I mean, TBF, GW probably knows SM server is more likely to attract right wing nut jobs

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Compare to Darktide

daring creek
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They're way heavier on NSFW then they are here

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Goodness.

raven stone
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The mascot game series must be protected at all costs, to a surprisingly understandable degree.

daring creek
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Sigh

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Unfortunately.

storm jungle
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are you sure its not just the mods/devs being stupid

vagrant fox
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There's also some new automoderation around the place I hear

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but that's probably a sm2 server thing

spring cairn
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trump's america

storm jungle
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Yeah to give you an idea we literally also actively poke the devs to remove most blocked words people use so that they can be said with no issues

spring cairn
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let me say the f word

dapper gyro
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Blue balled

fervent geode
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But then again i am a shit homebrewer tbf

raven stone
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Broke: Using normal swear words and getting blocked.
Bespoke: Using 40k in universe swear words.

fervent geode
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Karkin facts being spoken

daring creek
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woke: bashing their skulls in

vagrant fox
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ok bulgur da greenboy

fervent geode
vagrant fox
# fervent geode I like to use show time by keeping past events vague, like "in M35, the Ashen Kn...

I'm sitting here trying to figure out how the capital of the sector I'm making has changed over 10k years and it's a doozy. All I have so far is work shifts changing from 12 hours on 4-6 off depending on importance, to hours shifting to local holy numbers, to you can get breaks from capturing someone important in Aztec style flower wars between hives, to people sleep in the factories and it has almost entirely deregulated. I'm not happy with it though

valid needle
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The devs aren’t even in there

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It’s only focus and mods

dapper gyro
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It better stays this way.

vagrant fox
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Saber Interactive are cowards it is confirmed

valid needle
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This is darktides official discord isn’t it?

vagrant fox
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Yea

valid needle
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Are fat shark in here

vagrant fox
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I know there's voice actors and community managers in here, I swear I've seen a developer once but I don't remember for sure

fervent geode
fervent geode
vagrant fox
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Ah yeah there have been links to livestreams way up there a few times where the devs are playing around, that might be what I'm thinking about

fervent geode
vagrant fox
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Yeah it's the capital so at least it makes sense. Writing's just hard

fervent geode
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Yup, inspiration is hard to come by, best of luck

queen laurel
valid needle
fervent geode
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I havent ever been there though, nor do i play SM2 that much (got boring)

valid needle
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It’s basically just Hylia, Mzulft and 4 mods

spring cairn
daring creek
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das da hard trvth

storm jungle
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brainrot

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AND from SM2 server? Crossposted no less?

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Somebody else is gonna have to kill this loser staregryn

daring creek
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Erm um

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Naught from poopmarine

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Oh come on its funny

vagrant fox
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This one's a good one, classic even, perchance

daring creek
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Also now I know you can see where its from by forwarding

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Duly. Fucking. Noted.

rocky gale
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Hope everyone is peppered

fervent geode
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Please WB james

little stirrup
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Aye guys, I got a question about the naming conventions, I wanna name my Ogryn "Merc" is that a lore accurate name? Or would it be better spelled Merk or Murk?

crisp heath
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Any name is lore accurate if you find enough excuses for it

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Example: my ogryn's name is DaKhunt because people used to refer him as cunt
He misunderstood the offense as a nickname and now calls himself DaKhunt

little stirrup
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I'm just not sure if I should go with "Merc" or "Merk"

crisp heath
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If you want him to go stereotypical ogryn who barely understand stuff, go for Merk
If you want any lore reason for him to memorize how to write his own name, Merc

raven stone
# rocky gale Hope everyone is peppered

Well one thing to look forwards to post work today.
Struggling to just stay awake for this final stretch. Dunno why, felt like falling asleep this entire week…

crisp heath
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Maybe he has the implant that makes ogryn's smarter (forgot the name) or maybe just learned it by himself

little stirrup
crisp heath
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Or maybe he's still a bit stupid

crisp heath
raven stone
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Make him a Bonehead if you need smarter Ogryn

little stirrup
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I went with the whole Hive Urchin, Local Fighter, Recruited story, that's kinda why I lean towards "Merc"

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Oh yeah and the Bully voice

crisp heath
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Bully voice is toptier

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"Something's hiding in the dark.... Me."

little stirrup
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I love the deep gruffness of it, he sounds scary but still sounds like an idiot, it's great

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Reminds me of a henchmen from Batman or someshit

crisp heath
little stirrup
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FOR REAL

crisp heath
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I can almost hear him going "ITS DA BAT"

little stirrup
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Like something you'd hear from the Arkham games

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ITS DA FREAKIN' BAT

crisp heath
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And also because I think it fits with my current drip

little stirrup
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Gotta have the D R I P

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Speaking of which, here's Merk, or Merc w.e

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What I got so far

crisp heath
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Yeah he really has the merc look to him

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I tried to make mine look like the average russian mobster

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Let me see if i can find a pic of his face

little stirrup
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You got it

crisp heath
little stirrup
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I'm currently waiting on the shirtless Ogryn drip in the store lol, whenever that may be

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I know there's the Twich version which I have but eh, I don't like the Twitch colors

crisp heath
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Those twitch colors are so ugly

little stirrup
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I hate them lol, but the completion brain in me needs all the drops, even though I never use em lmao

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But that coat is awesome, gives me WW1 vibes as well

crisp heath
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It's more uhh fighting for big oil coat tbh

little stirrup
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Very true very true

crisp heath
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I almost bought this hat to complete the look

little stirrup
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My Ogryn would probably ask yours "That knoife, is it sharp?"

little stirrup
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I'd follow him into battle frfr

crisp heath
little stirrup
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I love that idea lmao

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My headcanon is my Ogryn collects a bunch of weapons he doesn't need off of dead bodies, puts em on display

crisp heath
little stirrup
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Sometimes his teammates give him dirty looks but he doesn't care

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Shiny weapons go brrr

crisp heath
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Fair fair

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Very dangerous and he would instantly be killed by the inquisition if they found out he does that
Or probably they give him a pass since he's too stupid to understand the corruption of the weapons

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Simple symbols or heretical texts can corrupt the minds of people around it, even powerful minded ones if given enough time, hitting them when they're weak and such

little stirrup
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I like that idea lmao, that or he plays it off like he's too dumb, yet just doesn't care

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I actually had no clue, I'm not too smart when it comes to the lore, but thank you for teaching me a bit!

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It's super vast, it's insane

crisp heath
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Yup and I'm not not all that knowledgeable on it

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But uh

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For example if you put a guardsman to wear an heretical uniform to go in an undercover mission

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He could eventually be corrupted slowly by being exposed to the symbols/text on it

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Because they carry some hint of chaos taint due to their connection to the heretical legion

little stirrup
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Goddamn, the chaos god isn't anything to screw with then, I had no clue

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That's super interesting though, how about if you just happen to look at certain symbols or text?

crisp heath
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It can go from seconds to hours, days, months for corruption to work

little stirrup
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So basically the smarter you are, the easier it is for you to become corrupted?

crisp heath
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People might go insane after reading a heretical book, some might not

little stirrup
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Or it depends on how powerful the corruption is?

crisp heath
tough haven
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Usually looks like faith

little stirrup
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Ahhh understandable

tough haven
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But books have shown it can be conviction in anything

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An ogryns are potentially the most loyal and faithful

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Cause they simply don’t consider the alternative

crisp heath
# little stirrup Or it depends on how powerful the corruption is?

This also comes to play
For example a grey knight, who's one of the chapters who aren't to fall for chaos can be corrupted if for example, exposed to the realms of chaos

There is probably a Grey Knight who went to Slaneesh's domain to fight her and got corrupted after seeing her

little stirrup
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The corruption and chaos is terrifying though, from what I've seen in DT, especially the Plague Ogryns and the other monsters it creates.

rose thorn
crisp heath
rose thorn
tough haven
tough haven
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Ogryns are so loyal that the fact there’s chaos ogryns in the 6th is horrifying

rose thorn
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The silver knight is explicitly a grey knight

tough haven
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Both in and out of universe

rose thorn
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While I agree it’s a grey knight it technically isn’t canon yet

celest dome
celest dome
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Ogryn aren't more loyal than base human

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That is fan lore

tough haven
celest dome
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Ogryn can become Chaos cultists without trickery

tough haven
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That ogryns find the concept of other ogryns turning to be horrifying

tough haven
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Would be simple as having the rest of their unit getting turned

fervent geode
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Ogryns follow their human officers basically

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The unit goes traitor, the ogryns go traitor with them

tough haven
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Absolute obedience is a double edged sword

raven stone
tough haven
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Oh yeah

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But if you tried to be direct about it, I doubt it would go so well

crisp heath
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Not confirmed yet

rose thorn
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Oh fair

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Sorry didn’t see that

crisp heath
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Its fine xd

fervent geode
crisp heath
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Absolute obedience can lead to the fall of entire planets to hopeless situations turning around due to the works of soldiers

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Entire planets might go heretical after their governor turns to chaos and all they do is obey every single command

storm jungle
raven stone
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Oh true, and TBH as loyal as Ogryns are they probably do have a bottom line that can tip them over into Heresy

crisp heath
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Even the Emperor got close to it once after he considered getting more godlike powers to win against Horus iirc

raven stone
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The only race canonically mostly too stupid to fall for Chaos brainwashing (and even then note qualifier mostly) are Orks

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And even they have their moments

storm jungle
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Yeah orks only fall due to direct powerful exposure

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but at that point they are basically corrupted idiot zombies lol

crisp heath
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Do tyranids even count

storm jungle
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Not really

raven stone
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Too hungry

storm jungle
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they dont worship stuff and arent that cognitive

raven stone
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Too hungry is the borderline meme answer.

Hive Mind actually registers as static in Warp is lore answer.

crisp heath
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Not even genestealer cults?

storm jungle
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Not really no

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they also fully worship nids

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the only lor eexample of chaos GSC is again direct powerful warp exposure but that isnt corruption and more "fell into nurgle soup"

celest dome
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Cult Tenebrous

storm jungle
celest dome
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Why that reaction toward someone who come to agree with you ?

raven stone
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I guess Dilara is too used to people arguing against established lore that she is genuinely surprised at agreements

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Which knowing how much lore I could get wrong without YouTube lore drivel...

storm jungle
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no I just like using that emote

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you guys think too much

rocky gale
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It's like me with

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Half the time not even im sure what I mean by it

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I just like funny cat

unique bronze
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cat?

rocky gale
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Cat

storm jungle
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cat

heady rivet
heady rivet
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WRECKING CREW

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But yeah its more a "Guess making circles now" thing with Ogryns

storm jungle
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I dunno man these imperial citizens are dumb as rocks too

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Im glad we dont have populations of people so easily swayed IRL

heady rivet
heady rivet
crisp heath
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Kinda hard not to look there with whats happening recently

storm jungle
storm jungle
heady rivet
crisp heath
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guess who's constantly funding one of them

heady rivet
storm jungle
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I can literally just randomly say people are getting blown up on another continent too, its not really tied to the point im making lol

crisp heath
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you dont understand US good because other conflicts exist in other parts of the world

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the US version of guestapo killing innocent people and kidnapping them off their homes arent the problem look at this other part of the globe

storm jungle
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Thats not what hes saying tbh, the points are valid but this is just Glorp being the nerd emoji again.

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Its just a bit weird that we are talking mass indoctrination and genocide gets randomly plopped into the conversation

surreal nest
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Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry a turkey

unique bronze
humble shoal
hallow saddle
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💀

hallow saddle
rose thorn
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Did I ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith and I made out sloppy style behind the barn

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Our love forbidden by the names of which we were born under. Keith always says we were together in a place far away where we do not have to fear the consequences of our love… like Canada

queen laurel
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Mags homie are you aight?

rose thorn
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Yeha I’m shitposting

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A new warband is 100% coming today so I’ve been hype

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Our patron saint nighthaunt noob has confirmed it

unique bronze
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whats that counter about

storm jungle
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Reveals

vagrant fox
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Is it revealed yet

near wasp
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Cool reveal will be during my lunch

storm jungle
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Yeah lucky.

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you will miss all the dumbass yapping those two idiots always do

near wasp
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Honestly I just want some good books

storm jungle
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all minis

raven stone
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It’s pretty much almost guaranteed to be…
AoS Elves
BloodBowl (duh)
Red Corsairs
Aeldari Corsairs
30k Custodes (maybe for 40k dual use if GW is generous, which is unlikely)

arctic talon
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It’s a total refresh of their existing range

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All the current sculpts are getting replaced

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Over the course of a few years

raven stone
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Admittedly I did not check the extra Instagram images, but from the ONE image photo on Warcom page

arctic talon
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It’s a new guardian spear

raven stone
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The green chicken wing bones might be AoS Undead or Necrons

arctic talon
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So at the very least they’re replacing guards/wardens

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Or consolidating them

arctic talon
storm jungle
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yeah the custodes rumor has been around for like months, it was one of the more prominent upcoming ones.

arctic talon
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The random weird bug is AoS

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Prolly sylvaneth

storm jungle
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tbh

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the thing im dreading is the second wave of chuds whining about this shit

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im so tired man lol

arctic talon
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I’m excited for the reveals

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Today

storm jungle
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Im not

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because we are gonna get the 1093th racism/sexism wave

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AUAUAUUGUH

rocky gale
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Keep the hammer ready

storm jungle
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Lmao nah that will prob be in genchat, and i never go into that shithole anyway

raven stone
storm jungle
rocky gale
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There's always leakage

storm jungle
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^

rocky gale
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And they come here to try and justify it with lore

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When they're wrong

storm jungle
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like, its literally always either

  • People are racist because a miniature has dark skin
  • People are sexist because a miniature has a woman
raven stone
storm jungle
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SoS dont matter much to GW

crisp heath
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youve def said that before aint no way

rocky gale
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Yea like they've pretty much outright said they're making unisex Custodes

crisp heath
raven stone
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Oh boy

arctic talon
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SoS aren’t getting refreshed in a while

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💀

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Mostly bcs their proportions are fine

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And they’re not popular enough

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Do you think she has imperial fent in those vials

raven stone
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Well not that anything GW prices could be economic, but if Custodes are Dual Use.
They are the most economical army to collect now for both 30k and 40k.

rose thorn
raven stone
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Get them bananas and a Knight

raven stone
queen laurel
rose thorn
arctic talon
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Same bodies

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Like the current guard range

rose thorn
crystal forum
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i love how guard has always had women so the chuds dont bitch about it

arctic talon
crystal forum
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they just hate change

rose thorn
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Ah okay

arctic talon
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You missed it

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Smh

rose thorn
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I got it mixed up with the one form the RT Kt

arctic talon
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lol

rose thorn
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Lmao

crystal forum
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also there's literally nothing stopping people from just homebrewing a guy only regiment

raven stone
rocky gale
arctic talon
rose thorn
crystal forum
storm jungle
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Imperial Guard never had prominent female characters ever

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Mira was like the only one and that was like two decades ago now

arctic talon
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Yeah there was a lot of bitching

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With the new heads

storm jungle
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also the entire range was just legions of white cadian dudes

arctic talon
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In the old shocktrooper kit

arctic talon
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lol

storm jungle
crystal forum
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and steel legion and vostroyan

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i guess only men but nothing in lore stopped women from being guard

arctic talon
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Those went OOP in like 5e 💀

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Vostroya and Dkok were the only ranges you could remotely call unisex

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Because most of them had no visable skin or faces

storm jungle
crystal forum
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and now cadia has ursula fucking creed

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and that white shield girl

storm jungle
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also commissar vale

raven stone
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Don’t forget that one Commissar

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Yea

storm jungle
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and actual unisex ranges

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the post-2018 warhammer is way different compared to the older era

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where it was just a sausage fest

arctic talon
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Raine is the best comissar GW has written

crystal forum
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fuck the old era tbh

arctic talon
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In ages

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lol

raven stone
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Granted, by comparison women Guard mini did get less whining compared to women Custodes.

arctic talon
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The author for her book + short stories

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Wanted to actually write a comissar story

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Therefore making her the best comissar character

crystal forum
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custodes had a lot of bitching because it was all done on twitter

storm jungle
storm jungle
crystal forum
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and yeah morons thought it was space marines

storm jungle
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it swhy it was such a colossal clusterfuck

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It was a mix of a lot of things

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the main thing was uh

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its female transhumans

arctic talon
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Anyone who says Custodes has geneseed

storm jungle
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which is a no-no for most assholes

crystal forum
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i've seen these types of people described as "outrage tourists" and it tracks

arctic talon
crystal forum
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they dont even know the lore

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barely care about 40k

arctic talon
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Kill all outrage tourists

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I will hack them apart with a hachet myself

raven stone
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No, no. You do the Alpha Legion thing.
Hack their emails.
Send them images of Futa anime girls.
Watch their minds implode from aneurysm.

arctic talon
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They prolly like that

raven stone
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Watch Slaanesh demons emerge and consume them then I guess lol.

storm jungle
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Indomitable human spirit when solar flare

wintry cloud
raven stone
arctic talon
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Idk why

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But I love all the weird like bitcrushed fake cryptid/alien gifs

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They’re so funny

wintry cloud
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Rapture and torment!

icy nymph
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what up

surreal nest
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Was lowk funny

storm jungle
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Sexism and Racism. Its so boring.

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like even if it wasnt a space wolf, they get mad at ANY black marine

surreal nest
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i was just surprised that that community tolerated black space wolves

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It was like catching a klansmen listening to kendrick lamar

storm jungle
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Eh it depends

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a majority of the subreddit is still massively racist

surreal nest
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no 100%

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i would not dispute that and i refuse to even use browse miniature painting subreddits because it always puts that shit in my algorithm

fervent geode
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So anyone making a fuss has no idea what they are talking about

storm jungle
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And even then like

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fenris was never said to have a full white population, we got literal full examples of indigenous folks IRL with darker skintones who live in cold areas all their lives lol

sacred ginkgo
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You're more likely to sunburn yourself in -40 than 90

heady rivet
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Dont get me wrong, its bad

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But its not some new phenomena

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And to make it seem like its brand-new is just an excuse for the US

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Its like how Israelis try to pretend they're all hecking wholesome and its all Netanyahu who is doing this all so one day they can just pin it on him and move on

plush mason
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whats the official name of the imperial navy? i forgot it and its gona bug me till i remember

arctic talon
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jinx

plush mason
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thanks

heady rivet
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Jinx you owe me a kiss on the lips

sacred ginkgo
heady rivet
# sacred ginkgo

My friend got warned in the Star Wars server because saying "Twilek" was a bad answer for "If you could own any Star Wars species as a pet what would it be?" NazrinHappi

plush mason
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ok thats is both understandable and funny as hell

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fucking Twileks got it rough

storm jungle
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FUCK

heady rivet
storm jungle
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I love how even Incan was like

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"Okay thats hilarious but i gotta delete it"

plush mason
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iirc the only reason Twi'leks spread across the galaxy was the slave trade after their home world was conquered

heady rivet
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Get on my level

arctic talon
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lmfao

arctic talon
heady rivet
arctic talon
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no the other thing you posted

shadow plover
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oh hey this happened to me yesterday as well

heady rivet
shadow plover
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the automated moderation is going haywire it seems

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it also took them 13 hours to allow me to send messages again after the appeal went through

plush mason
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like they need a reason

heady rivet
outer wave
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They're threatening with the Insurrection Act even though protesters havent really done much to ICE

queen laurel
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Oh hell no this system is gonna cook me

shadow plover
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I'm 90% sure it's automated, some shit AI model probably

arctic talon
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It’s prolly AI

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lol

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Either that or they have some shitty boy

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Either or

heady rivet
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They 100% do not have automod, even on public servers

rocky gale
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The whole "Don't react, that is what he wants" thing is the most petty neo-liberal shit, they're executing people for hurting their feelings

storm jungle
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Its peak centrism imo

outer wave
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They're already hurting people for less

shadow plover
rocky gale
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If people aren't reacting now, then you may as well never react

storm jungle
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like, okay just keep protesting and getting shot by tear gas?

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as if that has achieved literally anything lol

shadow plover
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it literally picks up people saying their age as a joke and it will ban people for being too young on +18 channels

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like I could say I'm literally 7 and it'll think that's true and ban me

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maybe it will now

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who knows

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I've seen it happen

heady rivet
# shadow plover they 100% do

There's public servers I've seen that dont have any mutings no matter what they say. Its the "server culture" for some, again, public servers. Someone manually reported you for sure

shadow plover
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the automod can be biased towards ignoring that sorta stuff too

rocky gale
shadow plover
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from Discord itself

crystal forum
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you're always 1 report away from getting your account removed

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if somebody really wants to they can get your account deleted easily

heady rivet
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(Baby survived btw)

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CPR from a bystander I think

crystal forum
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technically killed baby

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wait does it count as murder if the person killed gets resuscitated

sacred ginkgo
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It should

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Cpr on someone that young must be terrifying

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You could just cave their rip cage in if you push wrong

crystal forum
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this is why you should take at least one CPR class in your life

#

remember the beat to the star wars song

sacred ginkgo
#

I have but I probably wouldn't trust myself to not greviously wound something I could swallow

crystal forum
sacred ginkgo
#

Yeah, like a small few

crystal forum
#

you SHOULD be pressing that hard

sacred ginkgo
#

Not the entire thing

hollow lantern
heady rivet
# crystal forum technically killed baby

Its not, even with technically. They tear gassed a baby you dont need to stretch medical definitions to make ot sound worse. The baby had vitals, hence why CPR even worked at all. Cessation of breath is not "dead"

heady rivet
crystal forum
#

lib type of complaint

hollow lantern
#

Nah I'm okay with perpetuating ICE kills babies

rocky gale
heady rivet
#

I wonder what goes through peoples mind when they see a horrible thing and think "Nah I should kill my credibility instead of just saying the ALREADY BAD truth"

I'm correcting you as someone that agrees what they did was evil. You'll come across someone thats just gonna go "You're wrong, baby didnt die" and now you look like a dumbass that nobody will listen to.

crystal forum
#

trans people being called pdf's every day by top politicians but the optics are still important here apparently

heady rivet
#

"ICE tear gassed a baby and it required CPR" is just something that cannot be refuted, why is this somehow not bad enough

hollow lantern
#

"My bad, I got confused between the baby and all the other murder they do"

spring cairn
#

what's the point of the first amendment again ?

heady rivet
spring cairn
#

true...

sacred ginkgo
#

Protection against the government

hollow lantern
spring cairn
#

well maybe it's time to protect yourself atp

sacred ginkgo
#

But that was when you could fire one shot every 30 seconds

spring cairn
#

and everyone else

sacred ginkgo
#

And not 30 shots in a second

spring cairn
#

that's 30 dead ice agents in a second

crystal forum
#

not the second

spring cairn
#

the gun one

#

whatevr

crystal forum
#

second is gun one

spring cairn
#

you get the idea

crystal forum
#

first is free speech

spring cairn
#

urghg

rocky gale
#

First Ammendment is freedom of religion, press, speech and assembly

heady rivet
#

Second is the right to bear arms

sacred ginkgo
#

Whatever

rocky gale
#

Delicious delicious Bear arms

sacred ginkgo
#

Its like 10 on a Friday I'm already losing it

heady rivet
heady rivet
rocky gale
#

Why would I want to eat claws?

#

That's too much chewing

heady rivet
#

I hear its a delicous pastry

surreal nest
#

"ermmmm actually you look dumb, the baby was just not breathing!"

queen laurel
rocky gale
#

Is that a bear claw?

queen laurel
#

yes

rocky gale
#

Elephants Foot is a more appropriate name

surreal nest
#

doesnt sound as yummy

rocky gale
#

Chernobyl looking ass pastry

crystal forum
#

we have beaver tails here

#

dont know if thats the name in english

#

you can put whatever you want on it

queen laurel
crystal forum
#

yeah

#

i havent had one since i was a kid

queen laurel
#

OK yeah that does look good i ain't gonna lie

rocky gale
#

That looks nice

heady rivet
surreal nest
#

you have too much discord time man

heady rivet
#

Also I feel no weight whatsoever because I respect very few of you. One of yall tried to call me alt-right like 2 hours after I was suggesting books by a radical feminist KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
#

Can both of you shut up and knock it off

crystal forum
#

just go away then

storm jungle
#

Like, i legit do not understand this thing of you clearly agreeing with most of what we say but then going off on these bizarre tangents 💀

rocky gale
storm jungle
#

Again.

#

Stop it.

#

Im timing you both out otherwise, seriously.

surreal nest
#

erm me say 3 things

#

then back out

storm jungle
celest dome
heady rivet
spring cairn
#

but..

#

no sugar 4 me

crystal forum
#

diabetus?

spring cairn
#

no just personal diet

daring creek
#

No mom, eating a whole pack of double stuffed oreos every morning isn't making me "pre-diabetic". It's called Bulking.

arctic talon
#

Sanest deldar player

outer wave
#

I want more pain engines

heady rivet
spring cairn
#

they think they HL fans so bad

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Deldar should get power from pain from themselves

#

And get bonus ones if the other person is playing grey knights

plush mason
#

lmao

low gazelle
#

is trazyn so strong

storm jungle
#

Depends.

#

These questions are always incredibly broad because theres no single answer lol

arctic talon
#

He’s a necron overlord

#

So physically he’s quite strong

#

Trazyn does explicitly suck

#

At fighting in lore

#

The way him and orikan fight is described as embarrassing

humble shoal
rocky gale
#

Can't everyone?

#

Like that's regular human lifting

near wasp
opaque coyote
#

Because as cruel as the Imperium is. It at least tries to maintain the decorum of it being inevitable.

#

It has an excuse. A poor one, long forgotten the true meaning, with the meaning being non-sensical

#

But a meaning nonetheless.

#

Deldar society has no excuses

#

Not a single justification for why it is this cruel

#

Not even a flimsy plea against the cosmos

#

It is just cruelty

#

For cruelty's sake

#

Not for any supremacy

#

Just a nihilistic slow and painful suicide

#

With the suffering and joy being the sole and singular point.

#

But yet with enough order that it isn't Chaos.

plush mason
#

they are the last remnants of the old eldar empire

opaque coyote
#

Yes and they implicitly know that they are going to fade away into nothing. It's an inevitability

#

But they don't care

#

Because they drugs and a screaming human and xenos carpet to distract them

plush mason
#

the party that birth she who thirsts never ended for them

opaque coyote
#

That's basically the best summary of Deldar I can make

raven stone
#

Remember that the Imperium is pretty much the second least evil option in the entire setting.
Third, if you take “no concept of morality” as a first place and give that to the Tyranids.
(Tau always precedes Imperium in either case)

opaque coyote
#

So it definitely has A concept for morality

#

They just don't fucking care

#

It's like getting information secondhand

raven stone
#

Ok then yea, Tau is the least grey (if not white), then followed by Imperium, then everyone else is pretty much racing down the cliff side.

opaque coyote
#

Sure you now kinow what it is

crystal forum
#

i disagree on the least evil part

opaque coyote
#

But you literally just wanted to drink your coffee

opaque coyote
crystal forum
#

no i disagree with the premise

opaque coyote
#

Then again, I would put the Imperium as third since Chaos exists

crystal forum
#

there is no most evil faction

#

they're all evil

#

you can argue for hours about what makes one more evil

#

but it's very subjective

opaque coyote
#

True, but which one commits the most war crimes?

opaque coyote
#

The Imperium needs to be higher on the scoreboard dammit

opaque coyote
#

Powerscaling? Cringe

plush mason
#

they need to make more stories of the imperium being the over the top cartoon villains they are imo

opaque coyote
#

Evilscaling

sacred ginkgo
#

Oops all bioweapon charges and desecration of the dead

opaque coyote
#

Now that's the true tier making we need

#

Which one is worse than the other evil mfs

raven stone
plush mason
#

true

#

but they also arent wrong

#

the imperium is every thing wrong with humanity and none of the redeeming aspects

raven stone
#

I mean, saying something being “least evil” is still saying the thing is implicitly evil in nature

plush mason
#

ofc

raven stone
#

Yea, just clearing that up for context of my earlier comment about least evil, doesn’t mean I am saying they are blameless 😅

#

Lots of rampant incompetence and lower-letter-c corruption

opaque coyote
plush mason
#

and cruelty for the cruelty's sake alone

crystal forum
#

the life of the average imperial pleb is constant suffering

#

at the best of time you at least arent in agonizing pain every day

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

It begins

opaque coyote
#

or determination

rose thorn
#

welp itme ot wait 15 minutes

opaque coyote
#

It's all a matter of perspective I guess

plush mason
fickle lily
#

the imperium is most certainly the best and worst of humanity - like you cant call the salamanders evil

rocky gale
#

Whether you're watching on YouTube or Twitch, remember to minimise chat, there's nothing worth reading there

plush mason
#

all virtue becomes vice when taken too far

opaque coyote
plush mason
#

and thats what the imperium is

fickle lily
opaque coyote
#

they have an entire riot control company

#

and they certainly turn those flame throwers on protestors

fickle lily
#

i mean, its 40k

opaque coyote
#

bare minimum

fickle lily
#

everything is meant to be over the top ridiculous

opaque coyote
#

wouldn't call them good because of it

#

just the least shitty

fickle lily
#

i wouldnt call them evil tho in the context of 40k

plush mason
#

put them in front of anything that aint human

opaque coyote
fickle lily
#

agree

opaque coyote
#

The few virtues they have could be called sin

rocky gale
#

Salamanders literally have a detachment that specialises in burning protestors alive

fickle lily
#

lolol

sacred ginkgo
rocky gale
#

Not even uprisings, peaceful protests

opaque coyote
#

"Heretics detected, flamethrowers activated."

plush mason
fickle lily
opaque coyote
fickle lily
opaque coyote
#

awww you corrected it

plush mason
#

damn dyslexia

sacred ginkgo
fickle lily
#

in 40k context yes

opaque coyote
fickle lily
#

if emperor dies chaos takes over

opaque coyote
#

yeah I would say it's not a bad thing

plush mason
#

especially in 40k where the "heart of humanity" has long been lost

opaque coyote
#

Since a 5th chaos god would make the Imperium even worse

outer wave
#

Heart of humanity hasn't been beating in a very long time

humble shoal
opaque coyote
#

yet

humble shoal
opaque coyote
#

yet

sacred ginkgo
#

Man
Now I've realized that in 40k "defender of humanity" is technically morally good

fickle lily
#

the 5th god was removed because of liscensing issues right?

humble shoal
#

So yes if the emeperor wins chaos wins

sacred ginkgo
#

Very technically

humble shoal
#

Because the fifth chaos god will ascend

fickle lily
#

it was the god of chaos

opaque coyote
fickle lily
#

sadge

opaque coyote
#

Although it still exists as a minor chaos god called

#

Malice

humble shoal
#

In other news new hunter the parenting video came out

opaque coyote
#

The current 5th chaos god in lore is unformed, called the Dark King

humble shoal
#

Introduced new chars

fickle lily
#

less sadge, i shall now consult the lexicon (wiki)

rocky gale
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
humble shoal
rocky gale
#

and who are the strongest soldiers of Chaos?

humble shoal
rocky gale
#

Na they're lame

humble shoal
#

None of the primarchs were humans

rocky gale
#

These boyos

humble shoal
#

Space marines are mutants

opaque coyote
rocky gale
#

So if the Emperor never made Space Marines, things would be fine

humble shoal
rocky gale
#

Doofus caused all this

humble shoal
#

Pretty much

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

There wouldve been a better emperor yea

humble shoal
#

He literally just made a second set of dundas

#

And then got surprised when they were less stupid

rocky gale
#

Exterminated every friendly xenos in the galaxy and gifted an army directly to the forces of Chaos on a silver platter

humble shoal
#

Mainly because they didnt have enough slaves

rocky gale
#

You know who isn't to blame?

#

Dark Eldar

#

The only innocents in all this

arctic talon
#

New comorroagh art

queen laurel
humble shoal
#

Krons

#

Aeldari

rocky gale
#

Na they're at fault

humble shoal
#

Tau werent born yet

rocky gale
#

Yea, they should have been born earlier and helped out

daring creek
#

Tau r the gen z of 40k

humble shoal
humble shoal
#

also butchers nails really sounds like something they would use

humble shoal
rocky gale
#

A better future

queen laurel
#

Reveal is up

raven stone
#

here we go

humble shoal
#

Killing both

#

A truly beautiful necron future

rose thorn
#

nice da kitbash

rocky gale
#

Necron future, where they go back to sleep and remain irrelevant

raven stone
#

(meanwhile I am also training horsegirls on my ipad lol)

rose thorn
#

sw slop

#

HAHAAHAHA

humble shoal
rose thorn
#

HES UISNG THE HH

#

DREADS FOR 40K

#

tank you hh

#

you will be very good for 40k

daring creek
#

Plotting to destroy my father for wasting an appointment I need with his bullshit

humble shoal
rose thorn
#

oh cool shit

raven stone
#

Pirate wars

rose thorn
#

ege marines

#

cute eldar

raven stone
#

Corsairs VS Corsairs lol

queen laurel
#

Corsair and World Bearers

humble shoal
rose thorn
#

huh i really like that eldar box

rose thorn
raven stone
#

Red Corsair Enforcer in Tyarnat's retinue looks like token mortal

vagrant fox
#

goofy looking guy, peak

sacred bluff
#

Big day for 40k nerds

arctic talon
#

Red Corsairs vs Corsairs

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

lmao chaos has a titus team as well

spring cairn
queen laurel
spring cairn
#

oh it's just some chaos dude

storm jungle
#

The lady and the mercenary alien dude look great

#

everyone else is MID

arctic talon
#

Damn

#

they're missing one of Hurons nerds

celest dome
arctic talon
#

oh wait

spring cairn
#

i thought it was a new tau auxiliary or something interesting

arctic talon
#

its her

#

from the books

#

lmao

rose thorn
#

i really like the new eldar box

arctic talon
#

at least I think

#

new Corsairs!!!!

humble shoal
raven stone
# vagrant fox goofy looking guy, peak

NGL if there aren't too much Chaos symbols it might tempt me to do a conversion for a Radical Inquisitor's Beastman retinue (algonside the Gor Half Horn mini)

storm jungle
rose thorn
humble shoal
#

He has human hands

storm jungle
#

lmao

arctic talon
#

yeah

storm jungle
#

SIT DOWN

arctic talon
#

please no more kroot lol

spring cairn
#

i thought it was new tau aux !!!

arctic talon
#

krootox maybe

spring cairn
#

baited by mid

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

OH SIHTTT

#

EXECUTIONERS!?!?!?!

storm jungle
humble shoal
raven stone
#

Former - but that having been said.
Interesting to see them actually put the effort into making the armour look remotely like loyalist armour

rose thorn
#

OH SHIT

#

OH SHIT

#

OH SHIT

arctic talon
#

They are fresh traitors

#

tbf

rose thorn
#

ITS MEEEE ITS MANTIS WARRIORS

arctic talon
#

well

#

Freshish

queen laurel
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Only a few hundred years old

#

lol

rose thorn
#

OHS HITTTTT I THOGUHT HE DIEDDD

storm jungle
#

god

#

you suck wolf 💀

sacred bluff
#

what so special about red corsairs

arctic talon
#

pirates

humble shoal
storm jungle
#

also pirates

humble shoal
storm jungle
#

and entirely formed from the remnants of the Badab War

arctic talon
#

Jokes aside they're more recent traitors, big warband, LOVE MONEY

rose thorn
#

pirated 2

arctic talon
#

I LOVE MONEY

rose thorn
#

pirates 2

#

w

arctic talon
#

They don't give a shit about the Imperium

#

or the long war

rocky gale
sacred bluff
#

and that why huron not with black legion, cause he now leads them

arctic talon
#

they just want money

#

and wealth

raven stone
#

OH hey normal humans given more attenion

#

lol

arctic talon
#

FROM THE BOOKS

rocky gale
#

I uhhhh

#

Is she single?

humble shoal
arctic talon
#

EVEN THOUGH MASTER OF THE MAELSTROM WAS ASS

rose thorn
#

i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALY like this kit for kitbashes

arctic talon
#

SHE WAS FUN IN IT

storm jungle
#

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX 📢

#

the only good mini in this lineup alongside the aliens

rose thorn
#

she would make a great kitbash for RT or impieral navy

arctic talon
#

0 conversion required

#

to make her an imperial

#

lol

rose thorn
#

lmao

storm jungle
#

literally just remove the red corsairs fists on her mantle lol

raven stone
#

Tyrellian Dog Solider

#

so Xenos

rose thorn
#

PEAKKK PEAK PEAKPEAKEPKA

arctic talon
#

She's on the less chaosy side of the Red Corsairs

arctic talon
#

I'd assume

rose thorn
#

SHE?!?!?

arctic talon
#

What

humble shoal
#

Also wtf is the dog by red abaddon

celest dome
arctic talon
#

are you surprised smh

rose thorn
#

SEX SEX SEX

storm jungle
#

you think thats a dude?

#

💀

arctic talon
#

For Huron's tiny weird

#

deformed dog creature

rose thorn
queen laurel
humble shoal
arctic talon
#

yeah

#

Tarellian dog soldier after all these years

#

and the first one

#

ISN'T TAU

#

LOL

rose thorn
#

i hope this means they will do more lesser xenos

humble shoal
raven stone
#

Oh hey non-Marine Chaos forces given a bit more attention

#

damn guy is yawning in the background lol

spring cairn
#

Tarellians are cool

#

can we get them

#

but like

arctic talon
#

mid box

#

Its not bad

spring cairn
#

as an actual unit for Tau's

rose thorn
#

NEW UNITS?!?!??

arctic talon
#

not great

rose thorn
#

HOLY SHIT

arctic talon
#

wait

#

new Red corsairs unit

spring cairn
#

more marines

rose thorn
#

TWO NEW UNTITS?!?!?!?

storm jungle
#

traitor guard in there too

arctic talon
#

thats an entire new kit

#

wtf

raven stone
#

They actaully look like hybrids of old and new Marine armours pre-Primaris

#

damn

rocky gale
humble shoal
raven stone
#

GW really knows how to millk nostalgia

queen laurel
humble shoal
#

Those are pretty funny

rose thorn
#

LMAO RED CORSAIRS HAVE MORE RULES THAN BLACK LEGION

vagrant fox
#

the fur cape guy fucks

celest dome
arctic talon
#

They're the existing guardsmen kit

celest dome
#

The Blackstone one I think

arctic talon
#

they're the blooded yeah

#

Red Corsair upgrade sprue

#

very fun

#

good for them

#

my favorite CSM

queen laurel
humble shoal
arctic talon
#

YAHAR E MATIES

winged jacinth
#

Isnt huron like a marine supremacist? (Havent read his books because i hear they're slop) what's he doing arming aliens

raven stone
rose thorn
#

my partner can easily just maek tehse into black shields lmao

humble shoal
#

This guy