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The funniest thing is and this is legit just pure comedy
He was brought in because he had a suspected heart attack while arguing with someone
Just disturbed people I had to genuinely shout at a handful of pervey patients
Sidenote if you ever need to bring a mentally handicapped person from their group home to the hospital for shots, and you KNOW they fight shots and require people to hold them doen for it, please do not let them wear the cleats they own for some reason
I must destroy him
Combat ready high maintenence patients are fucking criminal
No patient will ever annoy me as much as a family member/visitor thats where 99% of my issues come from lol
I walked in and it was a Doctor, nurse, and old fat security guard. And then they saw me, a student, and the security guy pointed right at me and said "You get the legs" 
DRAFTED TO THE CLEAT REALM
I'm just a transporter, boss.
So answer me this question.
Had to hold the legs of a little old lady the care team was struggling with...
...what's that drill doohickey they use on to get to the bone marrow for some reason or another?
Was that an IV thing?
Imagining this being Leman and then Magnus
sk
Morning lore chat
Morn
Man the comparison of the moderation for the space marine 2 discord and this discord really fucking shows which game gw cares about more
You can't even fucking swear there its so annoying to write something out and get "Hey. You swore. Stop that."
I'm trying to have a conversation -_-
those motherfuckers
I mean, TBF, GW probably knows SM server is more likely to attract right wing nut jobs
Compare to Darktide
The mascot game series must be protected at all costs, to a surprisingly understandable degree.
Lmao are you kidding me
are you sure its not just the mods/devs being stupid

There's also some new automoderation around the place I hear
but that's probably a sm2 server thing
trump's america
LOL
Yeah to give you an idea we literally also actively poke the devs to remove most blocked words people use so that they can be said with no issues

let me say the f word
Blue balled
I like to use show time by keeping past events vague, like "in M35, the Ashen Knights fought valiantly against the forces of the Nova Terran Ur-Council, their service later resulted in the previously fleet-based chapter being granted stewardship of the Agri-World Koryphaeos VI."
But then again i am a shit homebrewer tbf
Broke: Using normal swear words and getting blocked.
Bespoke: Using 40k in universe swear words.
Karkin facts being spoken
woke: bashing their skulls in
ok bulgur da greenboy
Waaaaagh: Kursin
I'm sitting here trying to figure out how the capital of the sector I'm making has changed over 10k years and it's a doozy. All I have so far is work shifts changing from 12 hours on 4-6 off depending on importance, to hours shifting to local holy numbers, to you can get breaks from capturing someone important in Aztec style flower wars between hives, to people sleep in the factories and it has almost entirely deregulated. I'm not happy with it though
The funny part is there’s no one from GW in there
The devs aren’t even in there
It’s only focus and mods
It better stays this way.
Saber Interactive are cowards it is confirmed
This is darktides official discord isn’t it?
Yea
Are fat shark in here
I know there's voice actors and community managers in here, I swear I've seen a developer once but I don't remember for sure
hmm id use rumours and legends among the populace maybe? Perhaps some chapels depict times of great prosperity or some of the hivers dislike other hive cities because of stories of an ancient conflict
Well yeah, all of fatshark idk but they are aware of this place and they kinda run it maybe
Yeah sounds reasonable, I'm still just in the rough outlining of things. I've got an idea for a statue of the Emperor worn down to a little nub from so many people rubbing it for luck. I think the main problem is I'm doing a whole sector and I'm fussing this much over one planet
Ah yeah there have been links to livestreams way up there a few times where the devs are playing around, that might be what I'm thinking about
Hah that statue idea sounds good, if you are doing an entite sector maybe have this planet you fuss over be the sector capital, and set the other worlds as different categories (agri, mining, pleasure, feral) and whatnot, you can write a lot of different things depending on the categorisation
Yeah it's the capital so at least it makes sense. Writing's just hard
Yup, inspiration is hard to come by, best of luck
I am currently a Farrow from warmachine Emperor Carver Ultimus Esquire III, though of course I will still be bashing people's heads in
See Saber takes nothing to do with the official SM2 discord it’s fully ran for them by focus
Damn, thats a little odd
I havent ever been there though, nor do i play SM2 that much (got boring)
It’s basically just Hylia, Mzulft and 4 mods
brainrot
AND from SM2 server? Crossposted no less?
Somebody else is gonna have to kill this loser 
Tbf, FS is also DT's publisher 
He's become a Japanese Orc
This one's a good one, classic even, perchance
I've been clean give me that at least

Also now I know you can see where its from by forwarding
Duly. Fucking. Noted.

Hope everyone is peppered
Please WB james
Aye guys, I got a question about the naming conventions, I wanna name my Ogryn "Merc" is that a lore accurate name? Or would it be better spelled Merk or Murk?
Any name is lore accurate if you find enough excuses for it
Example: my ogryn's name is DaKhunt because people used to refer him as cunt
He misunderstood the offense as a nickname and now calls himself DaKhunt
I love that lmao, my idea is kinda similar to that, as I came up with the idea that some people called my boy "Merc" short for Mercenary, but he's an idiot and forgot his name so he just goes with Merc
I'm just not sure if I should go with "Merc" or "Merk"
If you want him to go stereotypical ogryn who barely understand stuff, go for Merk
If you want any lore reason for him to memorize how to write his own name, Merc
Well one thing to look forwards to post work today.
Struggling to just stay awake for this final stretch. Dunno why, felt like falling asleep this entire week…
Maybe he has the implant that makes ogryn's smarter (forgot the name) or maybe just learned it by himself
Part of me is leaning towards Merc, lorewise I kinda want him to be one of the smarter Ogryns, slightly smarter lmao
Or maybe he's still a bit stupid
Then it makes sense for him to be Merc
Make him a Bonehead if you need smarter Ogryn
I went with the whole Hive Urchin, Local Fighter, Recruited story, that's kinda why I lean towards "Merc"
Oh yeah and the Bully voice
I love the deep gruffness of it, he sounds scary but still sounds like an idiot, it's great
Reminds me of a henchmen from Batman or someshit
EXACTLY WHY I PICKED IT AS WELL
FOR REAL
I can almost hear him going "ITS DA BAT"
And also because I think it fits with my current drip
Gotta have the D R I P
Speaking of which, here's Merk, or Merc w.e
What I got so far
Yeah he really has the merc look to him
I tried to make mine look like the average russian mobster
Let me see if i can find a pic of his face
You got it
That looks sick! I love that outfit
I'm currently waiting on the shirtless Ogryn drip in the store lol, whenever that may be
I know there's the Twich version which I have but eh, I don't like the Twitch colors
Those twitch colors are so ugly
I hate them lol, but the completion brain in me needs all the drops, even though I never use em lmao
But that coat is awesome, gives me WW1 vibes as well
It's more uhh fighting for big oil coat tbh
Very true very true
I almost bought this hat to complete the look
My Ogryn would probably ask yours "That knoife, is it sharp?"
That looks so sick actually, looks like a highly respectful man
I'd follow him into battle frfr
My headcannon is the knife is so dull he uses it to bonk people rather than cut/stab
KNIFE BONK
I love that idea lmao
My headcanon is my Ogryn collects a bunch of weapons he doesn't need off of dead bodies, puts em on display
He collects heretical weapons? Good thing ogryn's are stupid if not he would be corrupted after the first 3

Sometimes his teammates give him dirty looks but he doesn't care
Shiny weapons go brrr
Fair fair
Very dangerous and he would instantly be killed by the inquisition if they found out he does that
Or probably they give him a pass since he's too stupid to understand the corruption of the weapons
Simple symbols or heretical texts can corrupt the minds of people around it, even powerful minded ones if given enough time, hitting them when they're weak and such
I like that idea lmao, that or he plays it off like he's too dumb, yet just doesn't care
I actually had no clue, I'm not too smart when it comes to the lore, but thank you for teaching me a bit!
It's super vast, it's insane
Yup and I'm not not all that knowledgeable on it
But uh
For example if you put a guardsman to wear an heretical uniform to go in an undercover mission
He could eventually be corrupted slowly by being exposed to the symbols/text on it
Because they carry some hint of chaos taint due to their connection to the heretical legion
Goddamn, the chaos god isn't anything to screw with then, I had no clue
That's super interesting though, how about if you just happen to look at certain symbols or text?
It just really depends
Some might not care because their too strong willed or if they're too ignorant
Or some times the symbol/text isn't just that powerful or strong enough for that
It can go from seconds to hours, days, months for corruption to work
So basically the smarter you are, the easier it is for you to become corrupted?
People might go insane after reading a heretical book, some might not
Or it depends on how powerful the corruption is?
Not smarter but more faithful or less weak minded (emotional state is an example)
It’s more about conviction
Usually looks like faith
Ahhh understandable
But books have shown it can be conviction in anything
An ogryns are potentially the most loyal and faithful
Cause they simply don’t consider the alternative
This also comes to play
For example a grey knight, who's one of the chapters who aren't to fall for chaos can be corrupted if for example, exposed to the realms of chaos
There is probably a Grey Knight who went to Slaneesh's domain to fight her and got corrupted after seeing her
That's terrifying, to put it in simple terms, bro folded under zero pressure
The corruption and chaos is terrifying though, from what I've seen in DT, especially the Plague Ogryns and the other monsters it creates.
Skullcap ahh hat
DT corruption is also just the 1% of what can happen by lore
Bro folded under tremendous soul crushing pressure
Ogryns are so loyal that the fact there’s chaos ogryns in the 6th is horrifying
The silver knight is explicitly a grey knight
Both in and out of universe
While I agree it’s a grey knight it technically isn’t canon yet
Chaos corruption as seen in DT is probably quite less rare tbh
Lets stop that fan lore
Ogryn aren't more loyal than base human
That is fan lore
It’s literally in a description for one of the Ogryn outfits
Ogryn can become Chaos cultists without trickery
That ogryns find the concept of other ogryns turning to be horrifying
For sure
Would be simple as having the rest of their unit getting turned
Ogryns follow their human officers basically
The unit goes traitor, the ogryns go traitor with them
Absolute obedience is a double edged sword
TBF loyal Ogryns are also easy to cheat into turning coat - basically you convince them we are doing things for The Emperor still despite blatantly not doing so.
Which is why i said probably
Not confirmed yet
Its fine xd
Yep like on Vraks, "yup big man, xaphen is doing the "emprah"s work go smash some death korps heretics"
Absolute obedience can lead to the fall of entire planets to hopeless situations turning around due to the works of soldiers
Entire planets might go heretical after their governor turns to chaos and all they do is obey every single command
Yeah people forget the enemy ogryns in the game literally call you "loyalist" lol
Oh true, and TBH as loyal as Ogryns are they probably do have a bottom line that can tip them over into Heresy
Everyone has their breaking point
Even the Emperor got close to it once after he considered getting more godlike powers to win against Horus iirc
The only race canonically mostly too stupid to fall for Chaos brainwashing (and even then note qualifier mostly) are Orks
And even they have their moments
Yeah orks only fall due to direct powerful exposure
but at that point they are basically corrupted idiot zombies lol
Not really
Too hungry
they dont worship stuff and arent that cognitive
Too hungry is the borderline meme answer.
Hive Mind actually registers as static in Warp is lore answer.
Not even genestealer cults?
Not really no
they also fully worship nids
the only lor eexample of chaos GSC is again direct powerful warp exposure but that isnt corruption and more "fell into nurgle soup"
Cult Tenebrous
Fairs

Why that reaction toward someone who come to agree with you ?
I guess Dilara is too used to people arguing against established lore that she is genuinely surprised at agreements
Which knowing how much lore I could get wrong without YouTube lore drivel...
It's like me with

Half the time not even im sure what I mean by it
I just like funny cat
I dunno, thats above my learning level bro I'm just EMT-certed 
"The Emperor said no more rations unless you stomp loyalists"
"Sah yes sah oorah"
WRECKING CREW
But yeah its more a "Guess making circles now" thing with Ogryns
"Ogryns"
I dunno man these imperial citizens are dumb as rocks too

Im glad we dont have populations of people so easily swayed IRL

looks at US
Me when my neighbor worships the Emperor without an extra "Praise be" at the end of his prayer (This street fight will escalate into a sector being lost)
Is this your map of the world or
Kinda hard not to look there with whats happening recently

Most relevant example rn you stupid goomba
There's like at least two active genocidal campaigns going on right now
guess who's constantly funding one of them
Three, including a cultural genocide
Yeah and America is still the most actively exposed shithole on most outlets.
I can literally just randomly say people are getting blown up on another continent too, its not really tied to the point im making lol
you dont understand US good because other conflicts exist in other parts of the world
the US version of guestapo killing innocent people and kidnapping them off their homes arent the problem look at this other part of the globe
Thats not what hes saying tbh, the points are valid but this is just Glorp being the nerd emoji again.
Its just a bit weird that we are talking mass indoctrination and genocide gets randomly plopped into the conversation

Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry a turkey
wot happened to the turkey
Do we have soma and vat babies yet?
💀
i dont get what australia has to do with anything
Hey Ellis why dont you tell us about the time you shut UP
Did I ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith and I made out sloppy style behind the barn
Our love forbidden by the names of which we were born under. Keith always says we were together in a place far away where we do not have to fear the consequences of our love… like Canada
Mags homie are you aight?
Yeha I’m shitposting
A new warband is 100% coming today so I’ve been hype
Our patron saint nighthaunt noob has confirmed it
whats that counter about
Is it revealed yet
Cool reveal will be during my lunch
Honestly I just want some good books
all minis
It’s pretty much almost guaranteed to be…
AoS Elves
BloodBowl (duh)
Red Corsairs
Aeldari Corsairs
30k Custodes (maybe for 40k dual use if GW is generous, which is unlikely)
Leaks confirm its dual use
It’s a total refresh of their existing range
All the current sculpts are getting replaced
Over the course of a few years
Admittedly I did not check the extra Instagram images, but from the ONE image photo on Warcom page
It’s a new guardian spear
The green chicken wing bones might be AoS Undead or Necrons
Chicken bone wings feels chaos or Ossiarchs to me
yeah the custodes rumor has been around for like months, it was one of the more prominent upcoming ones.
tbh
the thing im dreading is the second wave of chuds whining about this shit
im so tired man lol
Keep the hammer ready
Lmao nah that will prob be in genchat, and i never go into that shithole anyway
You mean people whining about WER MAHREENS, or…?
if the unisex custodes kit turns out to be true
There's always leakage
^
like, its literally always either
- People are racist because a miniature has dark skin
- People are sexist because a miniature has a woman
ah.
I’d say 80% likelihood, but it could equally be just extra muscular Sister of Silence range refresh (but designed to look more Custode aligned)
Nah its custards
SoS dont matter much to GW
holy shit i think i just had a dejavu
youve def said that before aint no way
Yea like they've pretty much outright said they're making unisex Custodes

Oh boy
SoS aren’t getting refreshed in a while
💀
Mostly bcs their proportions are fine
And they’re not popular enough
Do you think she has imperial fent in those vials
like genderless?
Well not that anything GW prices could be economic, but if Custodes are Dual Use.
They are the most economical army to collect now for both 30k and 40k.
It is not AOS elves, it’s Ossiarch bone reapers and either fyreslayers or tzeentch. Additionally blood bowl is 100% high elves lol
Get them bananas and a Knight
Thanks for the correction, knew the elf ears had to be something lol
Probably like the very potent shit the good stuff the one they make into sodas
No problem, we only already knew because they said high elves are next in a different article lol
Both male and female heads
Same bodies
Like the current guard range
Oh ain’t she one of those doctors that specialize in searching for immortality?
i love how guard has always had women so the chuds dont bitch about it
No, she’s just a normal Medicae
they just hate change
Ah okay
They do though
You missed it
Smh
I got it mixed up with the one form the RT Kt
Lmao
also there's literally nothing stopping people from just homebrewing a guy only regiment
They do when they see women miniatures they can’t mentally ignore and redact.
Like can be either
Woah…
i guess guard used to only have men figures but tbh it's so hard to tell with how small they are lol
Nah they do.
Imperial Guard never had prominent female characters ever
Mira was like the only one and that was like two decades ago now
also the entire range was just legions of white cadian dudes
In the old shocktrooper kit
You forgot white catachan dudes
lol
KEK
and steel legion and vostroyan
i guess only men but nothing in lore stopped women from being guard
Those went OOP in like 5e 💀
Vostroya and Dkok were the only ranges you could remotely call unisex
Because most of them had no visable skin or faces
Books dont really do representation well, minis do.
also commissar vale
and actual unisex ranges
the post-2018 warhammer is way different compared to the older era
where it was just a sausage fest
Raine is the best comissar GW has written
fuck the old era tbh
Granted, by comparison women Guard mini did get less whining compared to women Custodes.
The author for her book + short stories
Wanted to actually write a comissar story
Therefore making her the best comissar character

custodes had a lot of bitching because it was all done on twitter
thats because custodes are essentially bigger space marines, its what scared people because the ywere "encroaching" on their territory.
Nah its all due to with them being not-marines
and yeah morons thought it was space marines
it swhy it was such a colossal clusterfuck
It was a mix of a lot of things
the main thing was uh
its female transhumans
Anyone who says Custodes has geneseed
which is a no-no for most assholes
i've seen these types of people described as "outrage tourists" and it tracks
No, no. You do the Alpha Legion thing.
Hack their emails.
Send them images of Futa anime girls.
Watch their minds implode from aneurysm.
They prolly like that
Watch Slaanesh demons emerge and consume them then I guess lol.
Indomitable human spirit when solar flare
This is how im trying to go out
Morgan Freeman voice
“As it turns out, the human spirit was very domitable.”
Idk why
But I love all the weird like bitcrushed fake cryptid/alien gifs
They’re so funny
Rapture and torment!
what up
Its so funny one time because I saw that hideous horus galaxy subreddit and in my ignorance I clicked on a post and it was them being mad about black space wolves, but the actual other people in the community were shitting on them for not knowing lore and they were defending space wolves
Was lowk funny
Yeah its always the same 2 circlejerk points
Sexism and Racism. Its so boring.
like even if it wasnt a space wolf, they get mad at ANY black marine
i was just surprised that that community tolerated black space wolves
It was like catching a klansmen listening to kendrick lamar
no 100%
i would not dispute that and i refuse to even use browse miniature painting subreddits because it always puts that shit in my algorithm
Its been in their codex that the marines on the southernly parts of fenris have dark skin since 4e iirc
So anyone making a fuss has no idea what they are talking about
And even then like
fenris was never said to have a full white population, we got literal full examples of indigenous folks IRL with darker skintones who live in cold areas all their lives lol
You're more likely to sunburn yourself in -40 than 90
Which is entirely my point, this US defaultism bullshit gets annoying. Its just reeking of "Sucks about the global south but THE BRAND NEW TRAGEDY IN AMERICA: [America being itself]"
People acting like this is not the usual status quo for the US
Dont get me wrong, its bad
But its not some new phenomena
And to make it seem like its brand-new is just an excuse for the US
Its like how Israelis try to pretend they're all hecking wholesome and its all Netanyahu who is doing this all so one day they can just pin it on him and move on
whats the official name of the imperial navy? i forgot it and its gona bug me till i remember
Navis Imperialis
Navis Imperialis
jinx
thanks
Jinx you owe me a kiss on the lips
My friend got warned in the Star Wars server because saying "Twilek" was a bad answer for "If you could own any Star Wars species as a pet what would it be?" 
What did they mean by this?
countless millennia of being slaves can really mess up a specie
iirc the only reason Twi'leks spread across the galaxy was the slave trade after their home world was conquered
lmfao
Wtf is this even from 💀
I said that in this servers general in response to a Charlie Kirk joke
no the other thing you posted
oh hey this happened to me yesterday as well
What did you say?
the automated moderation is going haywire it seems
it also took them 13 hours to allow me to send messages again after the appeal went through
like they need a reason
I dont think its automod, its reports. Automod wouldnt have an inconsistent delay of like 20-30 minutes and only sometimes too
They're threatening with the Insurrection Act even though protesters havent really done much to ICE
Oh hell no this system is gonna cook me
I'm 90% sure it's automated, some shit AI model probably
They 100% do not have automod, even on public servers
The whole "Don't react, that is what he wants" thing is the most petty neo-liberal shit, they're executing people for hurting their feelings
Its peak centrism imo
They're already hurting people for less
they 100% do
If people aren't reacting now, then you may as well never react
like, okay just keep protesting and getting shot by tear gas?
as if that has achieved literally anything lol
it literally picks up people saying their age as a joke and it will ban people for being too young on +18 channels
like I could say I'm literally 7 and it'll think that's true and ban me
maybe it will now
who knows
I've seen it happen
There's public servers I've seen that dont have any mutings no matter what they say. Its the "server culture" for some, again, public servers. Someone manually reported you for sure
the automod can be biased towards ignoring that sorta stuff too
Na you didn't say it explicitly, so it won't pick it up
from Discord itself
you're always 1 report away from getting your account removed
if somebody really wants to they can get your account deleted easily
technically killed baby
wait does it count as murder if the person killed gets resuscitated
It should
Cpr on someone that young must be terrifying
You could just cave their rip cage in if you push wrong
this is why you should take at least one CPR class in your life
remember the beat to the star wars song
I have but I probably wouldn't trust myself to not greviously wound something I could swallow
breaking ribs is common during CPR actually
Yeah, like a small few
you SHOULD be pressing that hard
Not the entire thing
Not if you have the federal government covering for you
Its not, even with technically. They tear gassed a baby you dont need to stretch medical definitions to make ot sound worse. The baby had vitals, hence why CPR even worked at all. Cessation of breath is not "dead"
By which I mean its horrible of course, but be accurate when you criticize
lib type of complaint
Nah I'm okay with perpetuating ICE kills babies
If I use Necromancy to bring a murdered person back to life, do they have to release the murderer?
I wonder what goes through peoples mind when they see a horrible thing and think "Nah I should kill my credibility instead of just saying the ALREADY BAD truth"
I'm correcting you as someone that agrees what they did was evil. You'll come across someone thats just gonna go "You're wrong, baby didnt die" and now you look like a dumbass that nobody will listen to.
trans people being called pdf's every day by top politicians but the optics are still important here apparently
"ICE tear gassed a baby and it required CPR" is just something that cannot be refuted, why is this somehow not bad enough
"My bad, I got confused between the baby and all the other murder they do"
what's the point of the first amendment again ?
Government cant get on you for speaking out against it
true...
Protection against the government
The constitution is dead man, there is no point anymore.
well maybe it's time to protect yourself atp
But that was when you could fire one shot every 30 seconds
and everyone else
And not 30 shots in a second
that's 30 dead ice agents in a second
second is gun one
you get the idea
first is free speech
urghg
First Ammendment is freedom of religion, press, speech and assembly
Second is the right to bear arms
Its like 10 on a Friday I'm already losing it
Which for some reason the same people that despise the government are always begging that government to disarm them thats odd 
Bear Claws, you mean?
Does it ever bother you being the um actually guy like it has to weigh on you
"ermmmm actually you look dumb, the baby was just not breathing!"
You're not lying this does look good
Is that a bear claw?
yes
Elephants Foot is a more appropriate name
doesnt sound as yummy
Chernobyl looking ass pastry
we have beaver tails here
dont know if thats the name in english
you can put whatever you want on it
this?
OK yeah that does look good i ain't gonna lie
That looks nice
Fine fuck it go ahead and just be wrong on purpose and be shocked you look disingenuous. "Why bother with the real truth thats already bad and serves my point? I need to be wrong for no gain." Who are you, the DNC? 
you have too much discord time man
Also I feel no weight whatsoever because I respect very few of you. One of yall tried to call me alt-right like 2 hours after I was suggesting books by a radical feminist 
Can both of you shut up and knock it off
just go away then
Like, i legit do not understand this thing of you clearly agreeing with most of what we say but then going off on these bizarre tangents 💀
Yea I wonder why I called you alt-right after you brought up white replacement bullshit
Love how I didnt say this

Fried beignet but much larger topped with things.
Sound nice
The least Bear Claw looking Bear Claw of all time 🥀
that looks so good
but..
no sugar 4 me
diabetus?
no just personal diet
No mom, eating a whole pack of double stuffed oreos every morning isn't making me "pre-diabetic". It's called Bulking.
Sanest deldar player
I want more pain engines
Worked for Ace Combat!
they think they HL fans so bad
sane and deldar is a pure oxymoron if i ever heard one
Deldar should get power from pain from themselves
And get bonus ones if the other person is playing grey knights
lmao
is trazyn so strong
Depends.
These questions are always incredibly broad because theres no single answer lol
He’s a necron overlord
So physically he’s quite strong
Trazyn does explicitly suck
At fighting in lore
The way him and orikan fight is described as embarrassing
He can lift at least 30 kilos
Two old men hitting each other with canes
Honestly Deldar lore and society fascinates me
Because as cruel as the Imperium is. It at least tries to maintain the decorum of it being inevitable.
It has an excuse. A poor one, long forgotten the true meaning, with the meaning being non-sensical
But a meaning nonetheless.
Deldar society has no excuses
Not a single justification for why it is this cruel
Not even a flimsy plea against the cosmos
It is just cruelty
For cruelty's sake
Not for any supremacy
Just a nihilistic slow and painful suicide
With the suffering and joy being the sole and singular point.
But yet with enough order that it isn't Chaos.
they are the last remnants of the old eldar empire
Yes and they implicitly know that they are going to fade away into nothing. It's an inevitability
But they don't care
Because they drugs and a screaming human and xenos carpet to distract them

the party that birth she who thirsts never ended for them
"What's a hangover? Just don't get sober in the first place jackass!"
That's basically the best summary of Deldar I can make
Remember that the Imperium is pretty much the second least evil option in the entire setting.
Third, if you take “no concept of morality” as a first place and give that to the Tyranids.
(Tau always precedes Imperium in either case)
I mean the hive mind has capability for Malice
So it definitely has A concept for morality
They just don't fucking care
It's like getting information secondhand
Ok then yea, Tau is the least grey (if not white), then followed by Imperium, then everyone else is pretty much racing down the cliff side.
Sure you now kinow what it is
i disagree on the least evil part
But you literally just wanted to drink your coffee
I think he meant second or third most
no i disagree with the premise
Then again, I would put the Imperium as third since Chaos exists
there is no most evil faction
they're all evil
you can argue for hours about what makes one more evil
but it's very subjective
True, but which one commits the most war crimes?
GW disagrees
The Imperium needs to be higher on the scoreboard dammit
Nids
Powerscaling? Cringe
they need to make more stories of the imperium being the over the top cartoon villains they are imo
Evilscaling
Oops all bioweapon charges and desecration of the dead
Now that's the true tier making we need

Which one is worse than the other evil mfs
I mean GW is obligated to disagree on account of right wing nut jobs thinking IoM is angelic good :p
true
but they also arent wrong
the imperium is every thing wrong with humanity and none of the redeeming aspects
I mean, saying something being “least evil” is still saying the thing is implicitly evil in nature
ofc
Yea, just clearing that up for context of my earlier comment about least evil, doesn’t mean I am saying they are blameless 😅
Lots of rampant incompetence and lower-letter-c corruption
I think the best and worst part is that a few of the redeeming aspects are still there.
Humanity's determination against the dying of the night. Even when, at this point, maybe it'd be better to go gently into that good night.
and cruelty for the cruelty's sake alone
the life of the average imperial pleb is constant suffering
at the best of time you at least arent in agonizing pain every day
It still endures. A testament to humanity's stubbornness
It begins
or determination
welp itme ot wait 15 minutes
It's all a matter of perspective I guess
even a redeeming trait becomes iredeemable when pushed to the extreme
the imperium is most certainly the best and worst of humanity - like you cant call the salamanders evil
Whether you're watching on YouTube or Twitch, remember to minimise chat, there's nothing worth reading there
all virtue becomes vice when taken too far
they still melt civvies, they just do the bare minimum of at least trying to drag away the children
and thats what the imperium is
they actively protect civies iirc
they have an entire riot control company
and they certainly turn those flame throwers on protestors
i mean, its 40k
bare minimum
everything is meant to be over the top ridiculous
i wouldnt call them evil tho in the context of 40k
put them in front of anything that aint human
and I think that's what makes the Imperium so interesting to me
agreed
agree
The few virtues they have could be called sin
Salamanders literally have a detachment that specialises in burning protestors alive
yeah i mean you need to quell uprisings somehow...
lolol
Yes I fucking can they burn civilians alive
Not even uprisings, peaceful protests
"I want two cans of corpse starch instead of one!"
"Heretics detected, flamethrowers activated."
they are still space marines, they are still child super soldiers and living weapons, they are still angels of death
i love the smell of napalm in the morning
MY POLYGON FACES IS MY SHIELD
angels of death forged to protect the heart of humanity - the emperor
damn dyslexia
Is that supposed to be a good thing
in 40k context yes
ehhhhhhhh- in terms of not opening a new warp rift and potentially a new chaos god?
if emperor dies chaos takes over
yeah I would say it's not a bad thing
especially in 40k where the "heart of humanity" has long been lost
Since a 5th chaos god would make the Imperium even worse
Heart of humanity hasn't been beating in a very long time
Emps is the 5th chaos god

yet
Man
Now I've realized that in 40k "defender of humanity" is technically morally good
the 5th god was removed because of liscensing issues right?
So yes if the emeperor wins chaos wins
Very technically
Because the fifth chaos god will ascend
it was the god of chaos
Malal was removed technically cause of licensing issues yes
sadge
In other news new hunter the parenting video came out
The current 5th chaos god in lore is unformed, called the Dark King
Introduced new chars
less sadge, i shall now consult the lexicon (wiki)
and who is the main enemy of Humanity?
Although the Emperor almost became it
...YES
Greater daemons
Na they're lame
None of the primarchs were humans
These boyos
The humble Nurglite
So if the Emperor never made Space Marines, things would be fine
Or primarchs, probably
Doofus caused all this
Pretty much
Probably still not. Regular humans can still become daemon princes and shit
There wouldve been a better emperor yea
He literally just made a second set of dundas
And then got surprised when they were less stupid
Exterminated every friendly xenos in the galaxy and gifted an army directly to the forces of Chaos on a silver platter
I blame the cabal
Mainly because they didnt have enough slaves
New comorroagh art
Yeah their skin human dresses really hit the spot
Na they're at fault
Tau werent born yet
Yea, they should have been born earlier and helped out
Tau r the gen z of 40k
Tbh deldar could be at fault because they made vulcan sad
Fake news
also butchers nails really sounds like something they would use
If magnus hadnt broken the webway project the imperium could have been ruled by deldar
A better future
Reveal is up
here we go
Or magnus could have broken a hole in the webway in commorogh

Killing both
A truly beautiful necron future
nice da kitbash
Necron future, where they go back to sleep and remain irrelevant
(meanwhile I am also training horsegirls on my ipad lol)
And no nids too
Plotting to destroy my father for wasting an appointment I need with his bullshit
Blowfish toxin in an icicle is undetectable
oh cool shit
Pirate wars
Corsairs VS Corsairs lol
Corsair and World Bearers
CvC pipes
huh i really like that eldar box
red corsairs
Red Corsair Enforcer in Tyarnat's retinue looks like token mortal
goofy looking guy, peak
Big day for 40k nerds
Red Corsairs vs Corsairs
Dog soldier
lmao chaos has a titus team as well
whazt that
oh it's just some chaos dude
Don't they sometime also work with the Tau ?
oh wait
i thought it was a new tau auxiliary or something interesting
i really like the new eldar box
What about the dog?
NGL if there aren't too much Chaos symbols it might tempt me to do a conversion for a Radical Inquisitor's Beastman retinue (algonside the Gor Half Horn mini)
Hes definitely there.
crying i thoguht his claw was a for kroot
He has human hands
we have enough kroot i think
lmao
yeah
SIT DOWN
please no more kroot lol
i thought it was new tau aux !!!
krootox maybe
baited by mid
Mid, mid, miiiiiiiiiid 🗣️
I think he could make a good loyalist
Former - but that having been said.
Interesting to see them actually put the effort into making the armour look remotely like loyalist armour
ITS MEEEE ITS MANTIS WARRIORS
are they lol
OHS HITTTTT I THOGUHT HE DIEDDD
what so special about red corsairs
Horse skull on back
They are the biggest chaos warband after the black legion
also pirates
They go faster
and entirely formed from the remnants of the Badab War
Jokes aside they're more recent traitors, big warband, LOVE MONEY
pirated 2
I LOVE MONEY
and that why huron not with black legion, cause he now leads them
Pegleg jane
EVEN THOUGH MASTER OF THE MAELSTROM WAS ASS
i REALLY REALLY REALLY REALY like this kit for kitbashes
SHE WAS FUN IN IT
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX 📢
the only good mini in this lineup alongside the aliens
she would make a great kitbash for RT or impieral navy
lmao
literally just remove the red corsairs fists on her mantle lol
PEAKKK PEAK PEAKPEAKEPKA
She's on the less chaosy side of the Red Corsairs
I'd assume
SHE?!?!?
What
Also wtf is the dog by red abaddon
Love her peg leg
are you surprised smh
SEX SEX SEX
Its a weird chaos familiar
For Huron's tiny weird
deformed dog creature
it is A LIZARD
The one with the human hands?
yeah
Tarellian dog soldier after all these years
and the first one
ISN'T TAU
LOL
i hope this means they will do more lesser xenos
You will get only gundams and you will like it
Oh hey non-Marine Chaos forces given a bit more attention
damn guy is yawning in the background lol
as an actual unit for Tau's
NEW UNITS?!?!??
not great
HOLY SHIT
more marines
TWO NEW UNTITS?!?!?!?
traitor guard in there too
She's perfect for one of my OC's
I like the long nails on the terminator dreadnought
GW really knows how to millk nostalgia
Those are pretty funny
LMAO RED CORSAIRS HAVE MORE RULES THAN BLACK LEGION
the fur cape guy fucks
Chaos Guardsmen 
They're the existing guardsmen kit
The Blackstone one I think
they're the blooded yeah
Red Corsair upgrade sprue
very fun
good for them
my favorite CSM

YAHAR E MATIES
Isnt huron like a marine supremacist? (Havent read his books because i hear they're slop) what's he doing arming aliens
Trust me GW is slowly moving non-Chaos god aligned legions out of sight
my partner can easily just maek tehse into black shields lmao
This guy
not anymore








