Drouses you in napalm
#40k-lore-chat
daring creek
dapper gyro
So last week, when I wasn't home, I got a new nickname of pyromaniac...
quasi temple
What if the real 80s was the music we made along the way?
heady rivet
jade holly
What if the real 80s was the music we made along the way?
What if we’re still in the 80’s and we’ve all just been subjected to a psychological experiment that unleashes horrors beyond our comprehension
I wasn’t even born in the 80’s
quasi temple
What the actual lmao
dapper gyro
The 80 is 40 years ago...
crystal forum
the year is 2021
dapper gyro
I'm hitting there with 30s...
daring creek
I forgot is
quasi temple
What if we’re still in the 80’s and we’ve all just been subjected to a psycholog...
Im not Jim Carrey and neither are you so dont you Truman Show me!
daring creek
69 still funny
crystal forum
we're all sharing a fever dream due to covid in our brain
quasi temple
we're all sharing a fever dream due to covid in our brain
No, not The Matrix
quasi temple
69 still funny
Better than 67
dapper gyro
69 is not funny if you are not the one to do it.
jade holly
Im not Jim Carrey and neither are you so dont you Truman Show me!
Who show? You’ve been out for a while. It’s 1983 come on we’re checking out this new place call Fredbear’s
surreal nest
crystal forum
car
quasi temple
I think Wayne's World should be watched tonight. I think I may subject my family to that
jade holly
Marvel Rivals out here adding more classic skins and making me drain my wallet further 
quasi temple
That movie is fine for a 6 year old, yeah? It will go over his head and he'll go do something else anyway..
daring creek
WAAAUUUGGGGH
coarse surge
Marvel Rivals out here adding more classic skins and making me drain my wallet f...
My buddy is a tank main and is really enjoying these updates especially that Angela skin
coarse surge
WAAAUUUGGGGH
Waaaaagggggghhhhhh
coarse surge
Can't wait to play him in 3 weeks
jade holly
Can't wait to play him in 3 weeks
3 days
winged jacinth
They added ultimate wolverine to the game
Wait they make skins that arent part of the gooner arms race?
coarse surge
jade holly
Plunderin’ with me mateys
coarse surge
Im working on lording Adam and im hype for his new skin
Ik its out but I wanna give it a second so I dont spend too much at once
jade holly
I must confess
Squirrel Girl is my first lord
And I got the event thing for her Christmas skin
coarse surge
I cant say anything mine was cloak and dagger
(And 200 hours but thats besides the point)
coarse surge
Oh god no I dont blame you,
Im one bad decision away from buying lady loki since I got lord in thst too
rose thorn
that sounds like utter peak
raven stone
A Necron army going 5-0 with 8 models
How did that happen
coarse surge
I hate going against necrons in general
rose thorn
some imperial knight/chaos knight armies have more models than that
coarse surge
I can build an ork list with less than that
rose thorn
I can build an ork list with less than that
will it be good though
rose thorn
wait OHH does it affect the generic ctan option?
is the list like, night bringer, void dragon, some necron hero, and then the generic ctans?
daring creek
Im hungry
languid meadow
Pantheon of Woe I think
coarse surge
Nuh uh
coarse surge
dapper gyro
I can feed you your arms.
rose thorn
The new C’tan detachment is kind of fucking stupid
thanks gw
arctic talon
wait OHH does it affect the generic ctan option?
Yeah the detachment buffs the transcendent C’tan
languid meadow
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
The marine detachments seem
Fine
Titus’s gaggle of nerds are stronger then him due to utility
Lol
rose thorn
cant you teleport like 3 units of meltas in a rhino into someone ?
arctic talon
cant you teleport like 3 units of meltas in a rhino into someone ?
Not that strong
You can just screen it out
dapper gyro
Titus not op? Game is trash. (SM2 new fans probably)
rose thorn
Titus not op? Game is trash. (SM2 new fans probably)
you think sm2 fans play the tabletop game?
arctic talon
But vindicators expensive points wise
rose thorn
they dont even know what an edlar is
dapper gyro
Even 1% of them playing table top is far too many.
New comers, not people already playing/played.
rose thorn
people who actually play the tabletop gmae is fine
people who dont are the issue lmao
not even play the tabletop
buys minis
dapper gyro
I'm proud to be part of the issue.
coarse surge
I love playing orks and TSons
daring creek
Im tired
rose thorn
most twitter """people""" with ai generated space marine pfps and post those thumb shaped space mairne clones do not play the game lmao
daring creek
most twitter """people""" with ai generated space marine pfps and post those thu...
What circle of hell are you in
daring creek
Hello Tired, welcome.
Throws a molotov on u
rose thorn
What circle of hell are you in
type #warhammer40k into tiwtter and you will see
dapper gyro
Throws a molotov on u
You are not the 1st one to give me this comment in the past 2 weeks.
I'm looking for some molotov stickers to put on my camping bottles.
coarse surge
type #warhammer40k into tiwtter and you will see
Typing uncensored porn into Google would be safer
coarse surge
Most yeah
dapper gyro
yeah because porn pictures at least dont spout nazi stuff
Oh really...
Some people are into that kind of stuff.
storm jungle
Shut up lol
coarse surge
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT LOOK UP R/DARKANGELS ON REDDIT
dapper gyro
No u
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT LOOK UP R/DARKANGELS ON REDDIT
A lot better than most actual SM subreddits tbh
coarse surge
Okay sure but still
tough haven
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT LOOK UP R/DARKANGELS ON REDDIT
“Oh mein gott! der codex astartes is ein bunch of bullsheisse”
Wait that’s for templars
Nvm
languid meadow
no it still works
tough haven
Thought you said templars and I was like “really? That one isn’t bad?”
coarse surge
“Oh mein gott! der codex astartes is ein bunch of bullsheisse”
Oh no r/darkangels isnt the warhammer dark angels
coarse surge
Other than ultramarines are there any actual subfactions that follow the codex astarties?
dapper gyro
The codex is for space marines, which is the sub faction of the imperium.
rose thorn
A lot better than most actual SM subreddits tbh
r/black templars
i ahvent seen the new pinned post yet
is it any good
(good as in god awful)
languid meadow
Most chapters follow it it's just the big ones either "Follow" it or just ignore it, but some of the bigger space marine chapters still do
dapper gyro
Though, like 99% of the chapters follow the codex.
languid meadow
we only really see the big ones who don't instead of the emperors farts who do
rose thorn
you are allowed ot bedn the rules of the codex, unique roles and units are allowed ot be added or removed dependant on cultural or sitautional needs
dapper gyro
For some reason, Minotaur is codex compliance...
arctic talon
Other than ultramarines are there any actual subfactions that follow the codex a...
Ultramarines don’t even follow it perfectly
lol
jade holly
It’s awful to play against lol
Does the Tesseract Vault count as C’tan?
coarse surge
True
arctic talon
The Minotaurs are in fact perfectly codex compliant
Aside from heraldry rules
Which
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
Most chapters throw out the window
valid needle
A lot better than most actual SM subreddits tbh
It is not the chapter reddit
arctic talon
The hammers of dorn are also codex compliant
Perfectly
They’re also massive dicks
And make fun of everyone else
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
And nitpick everything
languid meadow
pretty sure the only real rule they follow is like the limits (for most chapters) but even then it's fibbed since scouts dont count as "marines" under the codex iirc
arctic talon
And complain whenever the codex isn’t perfectly followed
coarse surge
Does the Tesseract Vault count as C’tan?
No it doesnt have a Ctan keyword
rose thorn
i think tehre is like, only 3 big rules if you break you lose your codex compliant status
arctic talon
pretty sure the only real rule they follow is like the limits (for most chapters...
Support staff + scouts don’t count yeah
jade holly
Is the Pantheon of Woe detachment actually decent? Just very points heavy in the C’tan department?
valid needle
Aside from heraldry rules
Nearly compliant isn’t compliant
rose thorn
yeah lmao
arctic talon
Don’t do what Huron was doing
And start talking about
ZE ASTARTES ARE ZE MASTER RACE
languid meadow
even then that's been thrown out
dapper gyro
Most 1st and 2nd founding got the exception for the codex.
languid meadow
with the primaris for some chapters
valid needle
Don’t legion build
Don’t ask the Space wolves, black Templars and dark angels if they are legion building
arctic talon
Legion building isn’t
jade holly
ZE ASTARTES ARE ZE MASTER RACE
Mfw I wholly support my cause until they make me pay taxes
arctic talon
Don’t ask the Space wolves, black Templars and dark angels if they are legion bu...
Shhhhhhhhhh
Don’t tell anyone
languid meadow
Well not the legion building it's just some chapters are reaching pretty high now
arctic talon
Yeah
coarse surge
ZE ASTARTES ARE ZE MASTER RACE
Fabius bile of he didnt fall the chaos
languid meadow
aka wolves and templars
coarse surge
Awoooo
jade holly
I still find it absolutely hilarious how small 1,000 space Marines in a legion is
valid needle
Dark Angels are still a legion
rose thorn
ZE ASTARTES ARE ZE MASTER RACE
htats only okay if a named cahracter tells you to do it lmao
coarse surge
I love my names dreadnaughts
languid meadow
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if GW just throws that stuff out and goes "Gman and Lion decree legions back on da menu"
arctic talon
Fabius bile of he didnt fall the chaos
Bile doesn’t think that though
Bile thinks marines are extremely flawed
He has a whole rant about it in his books
rose thorn
bile is a redditor
arctic talon
While designing the new men
jade holly
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if GW just throws that stuff out and goes "Gman...
Gman writing up revision and looking out his window the ever growing threats
“Why the fuck did I think 1,000 was enough?”
dapper gyro
Bile wants to create superhuman, kind of thunderwarrior but without flaws.
coarse surge
Oh I haven't read the books
rose thorn
i wonder waht creations of bile demon princes even look like
languid meadow
fucking nerds
dapper gyro
He doesn't have the tech to recreate custodes.
storm jungle
It is not the chapter reddit
It is.
dapper gyro
Which he does admire.
jade holly
Is Cursed Legion the weakest of the three newest Necron detachments?
arctic talon
A small list of Biles complaints
-marines can’t reproduce with each other
-they’re only one gender
-they’re not adaptable enough
-they’re too emotionally stunted
-their organs serve too many redundancies
-geneseed is fucking stupid and limited on purpose
languid meadow
Is Cursed Legion the weakest of the three newest Necron detachments?
when the comparison is fucking pantheon of woe....
storm jungle
It’s r/unforgiven
Nah its the real subreddit.
arctic talon
And then bile made his new men
Who are in his eyes better
And the future of humanity
languid meadow
I dont think it's bad? it's just IN comparison
jade holly
I don’t even know what Cursed Legion does actually
arctic talon
^
arctic talon
Pantheon of woe is just on meth
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-chainsawman-reze-movie-bomb-devil-gif-3...
Thanks Reze
rose thorn
lol
dapper gyro
DIsposable weapons
rose thorn
shout out to stormcasts who unironically have none* of these issues
arctic talon
And Bile thinks the emperor should have just spent his time making humans+
jade holly
Bile’s a psychopath but he’s a psychopath with a knack for art and perfection
dapper gyro
To be fair, if they want, they can create custode that can reproduce.
languid meadow
A small list of Biles complaints
-marines can’t reproduce with each other
-they’...
even then custodes fail the biggest one of these iirc, since I dont think they can reproduce (not that they have the urge to) since their creation most likely has some form of spiritual fuckery.
arctic talon
They can’t reproduce yes
rose thorn
i know stormcasts can have sex but idk if they actually can have children
arctic talon
And also they’re emotionally stunted
Because they’re tied to the emperor so heavily
Bile wants actual humans+
Which the new men are an attempt at
They’re not as Killy as marines(generally) but they can reproduce on their own, form societies and relationships
Ect.
jade holly
Are Cawl, Szeras and Bile meant to fulfill the same role for their respective factions?
arctic talon
A few new men are exceptional and can absolutely crack open a marine like they’re a can
But still
arctic talon
Are Cawl, Szeras and Bile meant to fulfill the same role for their respective fa...
No
heady rivet
Big E was always gonna purge the Astartes so its a temporary solution thats gone on for 10k years 
arctic talon
Because Bile does his own stuff
And he tells everyone who bothers him to fuck off
lol
With guns usually
He also hates the new men worshiping him
Or the chaos gods
Or the emperor
Bro is literally a Redditor atheist except for the fact he acknowledges the chaos gods are real now
Or rather just slaanesh
jade holly
Honestly I see why Slaanesh got him
rose thorn
quick question does WE have slaughterbrutes?
jade holly
His strive for the perfection in creation
languid meadow
The real reddit atheist is szeras anyway
arctic talon
quick question does WE have slaughterbrutes?
No
rose thorn
LMAO WHYYYYYYYYYY
languid meadow
I do wonder how long it'll take before someone asks about the sorcerer Kingdom
jade holly
The real reddit atheist is szeras anyway
Bro was tasked to find a way to fix the no soul problem and he’s out here going “Fym souls? We don’t use that wack ass lingo here”
rose thorn
from uh
that gmae
with the things
conquest
?
i liek them but idk conquest lore
i mianly like them because there isnt any other tabletop game with a faction thier asthetic
storm jungle
The real reddit atheist is szeras anyway
Bile is way worse lmao
"YOU ARE JUST COSMIC CLOUDS"
"NANANANA NOT LISTENING"
Idk why people act like hes a badass at all with these statements, its embarrassing af
rose thorn
fills hiimself with drugs and loud noises to pretend the gods arent real
rose thorn
Idk why people act like hes a badass at all with these statements, its embarrass...
probably becuase they dont realize he is literally lying pretending he thinks the gods arent real
so slaanesh will get anrgy
valid needle
The real reddit atheist is szeras anyway
Missus said this the other day but I’ve never heard it, what is a reddit atheist?
arctic talon
"NANANANA NOT LISTENING"
You forgot his heart exploding the moment he said that to slaanesh
storm jungle
You forgot his heart exploding the moment he said that to slaanesh
IKR
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
Missus said this the other day but I’ve never heard it, what is a reddit atheist...
basically the Emperor
rose thorn
i hope creations of bile get more stuff, the liek 2 examples we have of them are bile and csm with drukhari stuff
storm jungle
i hope creations of bile get more stuff, the liek 2 examples we have of them are...
if this was AOS then yes
but its 40k so not allowed
arctic talon
Also Bile ends up accepting the chaos gods anyways
valid needle
So basically just an atheist but a dick about it
arctic talon
if this was AOS then yes
Daughters of khaine are rotting in the Order chair
storm jungle
So basically just an atheist but a dick about it
I mean no not really
most atheists dont really do this stuff
lol
rose thorn
celest dome
but its 40k so not allowed
Truly
rose thorn
i meannot even models with rules just exampel sof waht they look like
valid needle
most atheists dont really do this stuff
That’s what I mean with being a dick about it
arctic talon
GW should give my AoS faction more stuff
Let the daughters of khaine starve
Same with idoneth
Give it all to me
I deserve a wave 3 before they get wave 2
rose thorn
all of aos factions are so equally straved that we are all on the same side
well SCE and S2D are teh exception
losing warcry has hurt aos ALOT
celest dome
Necromunda equivalent for AoS 🙏
humble shoal
basically the Emperor
Doesnt the emperor also know there are gods?
arctic talon
all of aos factions are so equally straved that we are all on the same side
Wrong I DESERVE A WAVE 3
arctic talon
okay jokes aside
humble shoal
And the other Gods are killable
Gods have mostly been killable
arctic talon
The list of AoS factions that haven’t gotten a wave 2
heady rivet
Amazing how you can still tell a Redditor wrote this definition anyway
celest dome
So they're not gsimilar to the definition of godfs that are mostly seen
arctic talon
Are: Daughters of Khaine, Idoneth deepkin, Scribes of tzeentch and Ossiarch bonereapers
Though ossiarchs got a massive wave 1
humble shoal
So they're not gsimilar to the definition of godfs that are mostly seen
Greek gods (killable), norse gods (definitely killable), babylonian gods (killable)
rose thorn
Are: Daughters of Khaine, Idoneth deepkin, Scribes of tzeentch and Ossiarch bone...
idoneth got 2 waves
just a tiny one
storm jungle
Amazing how you can still tell a *Redditor* wrote this definition anyway
Its correct so dont matter.
heady rivet
Doesnt the emperor also know there are gods?
His plan was starving them out, not realizing you needed to divert worship to weaken them
storm jungle
Doesnt the emperor also know there are gods?
Yeah but hes a reddit atheist still
read the Last Church
rose thorn
it was the turtle and like 2 foot heroes lmao
humble shoal
Yeah but hes a reddit atheist still
Oh yeah I just find it even funnier
storm jungle
Oh yeah I just find it even funnier
rose thorn
oh and named character
crystal forum
the emperor exists in a plane where he knows both everything and nothing at the same time
rose thorn
Are: Daughters of Khaine, Idoneth deepkin, Scribes of tzeentch and Ossiarch bone...
fyreslayers too
arctic talon
Oh yeah I forgot
rose thorn
all their stuff dropped in 1 edition
celest dome
Greek gods (killable), norse gods (definitely killable), babylonian gods (killab...
I mean when we speak of Atheism, it's usually about monotheism
rose thorn
hedoites got both of their waves released at the same time because they were finished early
arctic talon
rose thorn
Give sylvaneth a wave 3
KURNOTHS RISING
arctic talon
Hedonites got 2 massive release waves in 1 edition
Ossiarchs also got a massive release
humble shoal
I mean when we speak of Atheism, it's usually about monotheism
Are pagans aetheists?
heady rivet
Pagan worship when someone comes along and says "There is one god and he actually likes you"
celest dome
Are pagans aetheists?
I have no fucking care or clue about that
rose thorn
ye ossairch are believed ot get a major release, which is kinda weird since they didnt get a dawnbringer release
humble shoal
heady rivet
Are pagans aetheists?
Are you aware what pagan means or
humble shoal
Are you aware what pagan means or
Yes... but was using it to describe poly-theistic peepz.
celest dome
Are: Daughters of Khaine, Idoneth deepkin, Scribes of tzeentch and Ossiarch bone...
Scribes and Khaine are imo the one that need it the most 💀
arctic talon
Scribes and Khaine are imo the one that need it the most 💀
Fyreslayers, scribes and khaine
Tbh
rose thorn
yeah
arctic talon
Daughters of khaine need it BAD
rose thorn
tbf htery have a good number of units
arctic talon
They’re old
rose thorn
lol yeah
celest dome
Fyreslayers, scribes and khaine
Ye, didn't se Fyre in the list
Fyreslayer should instead be started back from the grounds up
arctic talon
lol
dapper gyro
More Krieg?... they are way more annoying than Cadian at this point.
rose thorn
Might need to start working on the AoS lexi
hear dthe team shrunk a bit
arctic talon
i am 90% sure dok are getting a major release
I’m just praying sylvaneth isn’t the last tome this edition bcs the new everwood rules fucking suck
dapper gyro
If you've missed the start of the convo
Oh, nvm.
rose thorn
I’m just praying sylvaneth isn’t the last tome this edition bcs the new everwood...
they gtota be soon
you saw the rumor engine
arctic talon
they gtota be soon
My expectations will always remain low so I will never be disappointed
celest dome
hear dthe team shrunk a bit
Like just making a miniature portal like the 40k one, with the miniature listed per year https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Portal:Miniatures
have to go cook
rose thorn
LOL
dont forget the underworlds stuff
wait i own the underworlds stuff if you need the lore for spitewood and embergard ill send it
crisp heath
winged jacinth
I recognize some regular ass ASL signs in there
Well probably BSL but its a language family
winged jacinth
(BSL)
storm jungle
(BLT)
rocky gale
its british ASL
Clip it
storm jungle
🥪
winged jacinth
ASL is american sign language lol
winged jacinth
You know whats really fucked up
winged jacinth
ASL and BSL? Romance languages
rocky gale
winged jacinth
Pretty based to get a fluent signer and ask them "ok how do you sign "the warp"
rocky gale
It's different languages
winged jacinth
I guess its super rare that non-cultists name a chaos god so they probably just spell the names if relevant
I took 2 quarters of ASL and sucked shit because i have a neuromotor disability idk why anyone encouraged that
Really hard to do signs when your fingers straight up don't work very well
hallow saddle
ive got British DSL
winged jacinth
When i count on my fingers i still do it ASL style but that's because they did a great job with that
Speaking of that mini painting seems to be good PT (i lockpick for the same reason)
Im gonna finish these fuckers today i swear to god
The last 2 times i planned to my power went out
Gotta mix a gold that doesn't go on like dogshit (looking at you vallejo gold) and do my energy highlights then its yaegir time
storm jungle
Its signs, they dont got words
👎
winged jacinth
Iirc the sisters can all hear actually so they could in theory use a sign language based on a syllabary like hangul lol
They're not though
daring creek
I keep myself ugly so uber eats delivery people run tf away before I can pay
heady rivet
Iirc the sisters can all hear actually so they could in theory use a sign langua...
They should wuxia-max and have paper they write symbols on at light speed that explode at people with actual attacks it'll be cool
winged jacinth
They should wuxia-max and have paper they write symbols on at light speed that e...
Talismans kinda based i encode all my information on mystical jade slips though
<- (Wuxiaworld subscriber) (sick person)
storm jungle
I'll be here all week tip your waitresses
Yeah uh more like getting kicked into a dumpster
winged jacinth
I read xianxia though
heady rivet
Talismans kinda based i encode all my information on mystical jade slips though
My son, "Boom, Enter The Dragon" trying to write his name
daring creek
You kick waitresses in the dumpster?
heady rivet
Get outta here creep
winged jacinth
You heard it here first dilara is ANTI-SERVICE-WORKER
storm jungle
👎
winged jacinth
Respecable smalll business owners
winged jacinth
We do it for the badabing
daring creek
Because Dilara has such a susie personality
winged jacinth
From peanuts?
heady rivet
You heard it here first dilara is ANTI-SERVICE-WORKER
She actually makes them pay for the meal by leaving less money than the meal. Like an anti-tip
winged jacinth
Pale imitation of peanuts
winged jacinth
I feel for dilara, if i had to deal with those fucking ice cream guys every time i wanted a cone
heady rivet
WHO DOWNVOTED ME
Say goodbye to your karma, kid
daring creek
You should be allowed to kill those mfs on sight if they say a cone is 10 dollars
Ice Cream panic defense
heady rivet
You bite their hand they dont expect that
winged jacinth
They should wuxia-max and have paper they write symbols on at light speed that e...
Im still waiting for someone in 40k to use a psychic sword formation
"You see when i make 100 swords float in a pattern, its... strong? I guess?"
lament shoal
Cool Bjorn model a friend of mine made. Took this pic during a recent trip to vegas with my bf
Also played kill team with my bf and kicked his ass
It was my first kill team game lmao
rocky gale
Cool Bjorn model a friend of mine made. Took this pic during a recent trip to ve...
Eat it
winged jacinth
For a sec i was like "what killteam gets fucking bjorn" lol
Space wolves kt and its just bjorn
opaque coyote
RFGFFGFFHHH
HORRRRUUSSSS
WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED USSSSSSSSSSS
fucking team kills a random person
HORRRUSSSS
daring creek
Cool Bjorn model a friend of mine made. Took this pic during a recent trip to ve...
Beautiful
Is there a slaaneshian dreadnought
With the half boob and all
fervent folio
Yo, lads, lasses and nonbinary masses. I have a question about the lore of 40k that bugs me
So, we know the Ork Waaaghfield makes things "true" when enough orks gather.
Like their belief in colors, ergo red making things go faster, green being best, blue being lucky, and purple being sneaky.
My question is, does that affect their opponents too ?
Like, lets say an ork waaaagh fights the bloodangels, because red makes things go faster, do the sons of sanguinius get a speedboost?
young pecan
It exists but not nearly as strong as a lot of 40k memes make it out to be
arctic talon
Like, lets say an ork waaaagh fights the bloodangels, because red makes things g...
No
The waaaagh field is reality lube
It does not rewrite reality
young pecan
It's mostly there to make their scrappy nonsense guns function well enough afaIk
arctic talon
It makes their tech work gooder
young pecan
And make them slightly more buff
arctic talon
Shit guns become decent guns
Decent guns become good guns
Good guns become absolutely horrifying
Their vehicles work better
Their armor holds up better
Ork color theory is a chicken and egg situation in universe
Is it faster because they painted it red
Or did they paint it red because the Mek put a better engine in
storm jungle
^
fervent folio
Haha, i see
storm jungle
if the Waaaghfield did everything then the orks would have no need for auxillary jobs in their armies
Ala meks
arctic talon
It applies to the other colors as well
Is yellow more splody because they shove more bombs in
Ect.
fervent folio
I mean, purple MUST be sneaky, right ? Because have you ever seen a purple ork?
I love these massive mushroom morons. They're very endearing murdermachines
young pecan
Is purple sneaky because it blends in with night or because the people painting it are trying to be sneakier
young pecan
I love these massive mushroom morons. They're very endearing murdermachines
Debatably the only consistently happy faction
Good for them
fervent folio
Nodders
I especially find it hillarious that Khorne once adopted a waaagh.
He enjoyed their fighting of his demons SO much he gifted them a planet and revives them every day
storm jungle
Thats not what happened
fervent folio
Eh, its ESSENTIALLY what happened XD
storm jungle
I mean no
he didnt get a planet
the just die beneath Khorne's citadel because he finds it funny
he less adopted them more just put them in an aquarium they can constantly die in
fervent folio
Okay but for the ORKS, that is literal heaven.
They get to constantly fight for eternity
rose thorn
LMAOOOO, 2 YouTube accounts that were hyping hytale now made reviews that are like “it’s okay”
My guess is the game will probably stick around for 2 or 3 years from hype alone (or they will release a god awful update to make the microtransactions)
Like the are taking cuts of profits from private servers and paid mods
winter pine
Okay but for the ORKS, that is literal heaven.
One of my can't prove it crackpot 40k theories is that Khorne loves the Orks as pure distilled forces of violence but knows he can't ever really convert them
storm jungle
Nah, he hates them.
Ghaz's novel has a khorne demon outright say this because he doesnt profit from their war efforts as much due to Gork and Mork
lament shoal
Ghaz's novel has a khorne demon outright say this because he doesnt profit from ...
Blood and skull stocks dropping as soon as orks get involved in any major conflict lmao
vagrant fox
Total orks death
Kill orks. Behead orks. Roundhouse kick an ork into ferrocrete
I know why but brother what's up with tumblr and being weird about sanguinius
vagrant fox
no not even vaguely
heady rivet
I know why but brother what's up with tumblr and being weird about sanguinius
Blonde man
vagrant fox
But I wanted to see some cool art
all I found was Sangs getting grabbed by his femboy waist
heady rivet
vagrant fox
and this
arctic talon
I know why but brother what's up with tumblr and being weird about sanguinius
conventionally attractive white man with long hair
tumblr
crystal forum
ok mister sang you can check my prostate
vagrant fox
don't all the freaks pick Kurze is what I thought
storm jungle
But I wanted to see some cool art
Bad choice.
storm jungle
don't all the freaks pick Kurze is what I thought
People like different things you caveman
arctic talon
Kurze is not as conventionally attractive
vagrant fox
wrong
vagrant fox
He deserves that
winter pine
He deserves that
bitter loser who's cursed to be a jobber for eternity lmfao
rocky gale
I have no evidence, but I get the feeling this post was made about Lestat
spring cairn
battr my beloved
vagrant fox
it's about The Scarlet Pimpernel ok
the 1982 film is on youtube everyone should watch it
rocky gale
lament shoal
he got defeated in lore like 9 times
He once failed to kill 3 sisters in a fight and left mid battle because he got bored
Not even joking
vagrant fox
I've conducted an extensive survey lads, the people are thirsting for Sanguinius first, Fulgrim second, Kurze third, and Vulcans ass fourth. There was someone who wanted to peg Horus
It's more interesting than genderbent primarchs thirsting over some random sleazy nobody at least
valid needle
Kurze is not as conventionally attractive
Nah he’s daddy
spring cairn
Vulcan but only his ass ?
rocky gale
If the Heresy does get adapted, we need Sam Reid as Sang
vagrant fox
sure if we get Timothy Omundson as the Lion or something
valid needle
Charles dance as the lion but pull a saw and just give him a backwards cap to make him look younger.
vagrant fox
Vulcan but only his ass ?
Well it was art of his ass barely covered by cloth
rocky gale
sure if we get Timothy Omundson as the Lion or something
Feel he'd be better as Luthor
rocky gale
That was a while ago, pretty sure he's fine now
Well as fine as one can be after a stroke
valid needle
Jack black as Horus
vital ginkgo
Does slaanesh have any beast demons like nurgle's beast of nurgle? Something more animalistic and unintelligent
celest dome
Boob snakles
rocky gale
Fiends and Heartseekers
spring cairn
fiend
vagrant fox
Oh yeah Timothy's back to acting, good for him
spring cairn
friend of slanesh
celest dome
spring cairn
and the snakez
celest dome
Also the Steed of Slaanesh
spring cairn
the friend of slanesh is the most beast like imo
celest dome
celest dome
This one would be the closest match
daring creek
celest dome
But it's not well matched against Nurgle tbh
valid needle
Does slaanesh have any beast demons like nurgle's beast of nurgle? Something mor...
Leather Daddy 40K
arctic talon
Does slaanesh have any beast demons like nurgle's beast of nurgle? Something mor...
Fiend of slaanesh is the most animalistic
dapper gyro
Please do not milk there things.
vital ginkgo
Also when a human is turned into a demon prince, is that it's own category of demon or do they become a lesser/greater demon with a fancy title?
Are demon princes a separate species of demon
dapper gyro
Demon prince is the title given to non warp entities turned into warp entities.
Daemons are entities born in the warp.
vital ginkgo
There aren't any demons who've always been demons with that title?
Who outranks who?
dapper gyro
There aren't any demons who've always been demons with that title?
Because the title was created after the fact.
arctic talon
There aren't any demons who've always been demons with that title?
You cannot be a daemon prince if you are neverborn
arctic talon
Who outranks who?
Whoever is stronger
dapper gyro
Who outranks who?
Depending who is stronger.
arctic talon
Daemons are might makes right the faction
celest dome
Deamon Prince are classed alongside the Greater Deamons, with them usually superceeding most of them (it's a mixed bag)
The Lesser Daemon equivalent would be Exhalted Heroes of Chaos
arctic talon
They can fight to the death no problem
There’s some daemon princes under exalted lesser daemon heralds
But it’s rare
But generally the daemon hierarchy is
Exalted daemon = Prince
Greater daemon = Prince
Exalted heralds
Heralds
Exalted daemon
Lesser daemon
Bestial daemons
dapper gyro
Lesser daemon are more along the line of daemonic champion.
vital ginkgo
But generally the daemon hierarchy is
Exalted daemon = Prince
Greater daemon =...
Greater demons aren't neverborn?
dapper gyro
Then daemon spawns and other lower classes.
arctic talon
Greater demons aren't neverborn?
Yes
They’re just equal in rank to princes often
The only ones who aren’t neverborn are princes
rocky gale
Does that mean Kenny from South Park is the Everborn, because everytime he dies he gets born again?
dapper gyro
Yes
rocky gale
Neat
vagrant fox
Shave him bald and he looks a bit like Kane
Kane confirmed for 40k in a better timeline
vagrant fox
In the reality where Harambe didn't die
crisp heath
they uhh said it in a warcom post
my headcanon is that the sister just told the marines to kill themselves in perfect detail
storm jungle
my headcanon is that the sister just told the marines to kill themselves in perf...
My headcannon is for you to blow up
crisp heath
He's coming back next confirmed
I'm excited cause apparently JoyToy will do Night Lords this year as well :)
crisp heath
My headcannon is for you to blow up
storm jungle
vagrant fox
night who is that somekind of space king reference I'm too based to understand
languid meadow
storm jungle
literally had an argument today over people talking about the show before NV-tards stepped in lol
"ERM AKSHUALLY ITS AN ABOMINATION-"
Shut up
raven stone
close enough, welcome back C&C
Imagine someone doing an actual Kane conversion from the Jagthai
languid meadow
raven stone
And then we need someone to do an Anton Slavic conversion.
crystal forum
is it just me who's incapable of parsing what ENA is
storm jungle
what the fuck is an ENA
crystal forum
the uh thing
crystal forum
if i could explain what ENA is then i wouldnt be saying what i said
arctic talon
Is 76 good 💀
raven stone
What is the context of that shorthand?
arctic talon
Every fallout game is bad except 1/j
crystal forum
ENA is the two colored girl thing
crystal forum
that yeah
raven stone
Oh that
crystal forum
wait gooner
raven stone
Never got the point of that TBH
arctic talon
ah gooner trash
That one is voiced by a man(sometimes)
rocky gale
Don't Skull react me, that's the unit which is called an Abomination in Fallout
arctic talon
Thanks Aleks Le
raven stone
something that does seem to attract the…well, gender uncertain crowd.
crystal forum
it's just that whenever i watch anything ENA related i freak out and it's like im being overstimulated
daring creek
https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-dream-bbq-ena-game-ena-joel-g-ena-true-gif-173868...
I need to find a good background of her
crystal forum
like it's not made for my species
vagrant fox
ENA Dream BBQ is pretty enjoyable whatever it is
crystal forum
ENA Dream BBQ is pretty enjoyable whatever it is
dont get me wrong it's technically a very impressive game
daring creek
This might be the day I kill you Dilara
crystal forum
but like am i supposed to understand the plot
crystal forum
also every ENA fan i know is trans
languid meadow
but it's still linked to bein an MMO
crystal forum
what does this mean
daring creek
but like am i supposed to understand the plot
You fucking dumbass how can you not comprehend it???
You don't understand BATHROOM
languid meadow
ENA has two VAs one dude and dudett
daring creek
Fucking
crystal forum
is it like a metaphore for bipolar disorder
languid meadow
daring creek
making me want to watch the series again
crystal forum
is it deltarune fanfic
daring creek
is it like a metaphore for bipolar disorder
It's whatever you want it to be really.
daring creek
Don't say that again
languid meadow
ENA is OLD
daring creek
I'll actually kill you Femjay
vagrant fox
I don't know what it is but ena fills my brain with half forgotten memories from that 1995 chatroom mmo thing called Worlds or whatever
daring creek
I need to fix my theme
crystal forum
i am very jealous of creative people
this stuff is creative
i cannot fathom what it takes to come up with it
arctic talon
Drugs
crystal forum
that's a cheap answer
rocky gale
and mental illness
crystal forum
i do drugs and im not that creative
arctic talon
Trent Reznor made better music when he was an alcoholic crack addict
Completely self aware of how awful doing drugs was
crystal forum
the most creative people i know are sober
rocky gale
I don't know who that is, but most of the people who say "Drugs help with creativity" are people who've never done drugs
daring creek
i cannot fathom what it takes to come up with it
I lot of imagination and experimentation.
storm jungle
Did you just call ENA gooner slop
Yea
arctic talon
I just liked NINs stuff more while he was on cocaine and an alcoholic
He got a lot more creative later on and some of his later stuff I like
But my favorite stuff was from that period in his life
vagrant fox
Internet went downhill after this btw
rocky gale
It's like the "depression makes for better artists" shit and then they bring up Van Gogh, when like Van Gogh's best works were painted during his periods of stability and recovery, not when he was suffering.
vagrant fox
How is it even...
Dilara is evil we know this
crystal forum
damn a new gameplay video of brigador killers came out
daring creek
the most creative people i know are sober
You don't need drugs to be creative, you just need your brain. It involves a lot of thinking, and an obsession with something.
crystal forum
and the music is sick
daring creek
Oh yeah and patience
crystal forum
shrooms have helped me conceptualize certain things but it's not the same as pure creativity
rocky gale
Taking drugs to "expand your mind" is just a thing people with narrow minds do to feel better about themselves
daring creek
it takes ages to make a final product, depending on how much you want to work on it/polish it.
rocky gale
It's cope
sour hornet
i do drugs and im not that creative
Realest shit ever
crystal forum
weed meanwhile has just helped me be confident enough to actually do creative stuff, though it also hurts motivation a lot
alcohol is useless for creative work
daring creek
Ena Dream BBQ was not made in a year I will tell you that lmao.
sour hornet
I get supremely tired and destroy my mental to write three paragraphs of badly curated homebrew lore
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
Taking drugs to "expand your mind" is just a thing people with narrow minds do t...
you can really think new things you didnt think was possible with psychedelics. i only realize my fem side thanks to a shroom trip
rocky gale
alcohol is useless for creative work
But it does make you better at games
arctic talon
Alcohol makes me worse at fighting games
daring creek
I get supremely tired and destroy my mental to write three paragraphs of badly c...
Ey man Paragragphs is better than nothing written 
sour hornet
like it's not made for my species
...are you human ?
crystal forum
alcohol makes me better at csgo because im not anxious
rocky gale
Like Siege I'm alright, but when I play Siege while drunk I ascend
arctic talon
...are you human ?
Worse he’s Canadian/j
daring creek
alochol makes me less anxious
Prozac makes me less anxious
so it makes me care less.
sour hornet
Ey man Paragragphs is better than nothing written <:thumbs:801939455577292800>
Reading out enough of it would summon an irl daemon out of sheer cringe 
arctic talon
Do it
daring creek
Reading out enough of it would summon an irl daemon out of sheer cringe <:loregr...
focusing on the "cringe" will hold you back
just do ur best
dark moon
Reading out enough of it would summon an irl daemon out of sheer cringe <:loregr...
At least it won’t be boring, unlike Cicero’s philosophy books.
rocky gale
alcohol makes me better at csgo because im not anxious
This, you don't doubt yourself, you commit to moves and take openings more, plus because you're a little bit dumber too you'll even take opportunities that no sober person would, so you catch the enemy off guards
daring creek
real
vagrant fox
I dunno a Canadian I played CSGO was much better at the game on cocaine than off so drugs obviously work
arctic talon
Lol
rocky gale
I dunno a Canadian I played CSGO was much better at the game on cocaine than off...
I'll just stick to snus
vagrant fox
I'll just stick to snus
I think I would respect cocaine more than snus
rocky gale
If you're doing cocaine and you don't work in finance or stocks, then you're a poser
rocky gale
Posers
vagrant fox
Yeah but snus is, well, snus
daring creek
wait
rocky gale
Snus is chill
arctic talon
Yeah
rocky gale
Yea
arctic talon
It’s tobacco
daring creek
It'll shred your gums but alr
rocky gale
Fuck em
daring creek
cocaine is objectively worse but alr
arctic talon
The only drug I partake in regularly is alcohol
lol
Also caffeine if you count that
But tea is good
daring creek
Good that you're considering those both drugs
wait
am I a drug addict if I drink a lot of tea
storm jungle
The only drug I partake in regularly is alcohol
Drink water instead 👎
daring creek
Drink my nuts
crystal forum
i cannot function without my amphetamines so i guess i take that too
vagrant fox
There's some salt and alkalizer in snus it's evil
storm jungle
"what the fuck"
its a guy punching another guy in the balls
why the fuck do you act like this is crazy
💀
rocky gale
You wanna see crazy?
vagrant fox
Who hasn't punched someone in the nuts before
daring creek
why the fuck do you act like this is crazy
It's some crazy hand to ball action
he also nearly does the splits
vagrant fox
Tekken or whatever is silly
crystal forum
missus is an enigma wrapped around a mental patient
daring creek
The doctors will not catch me.
The Doctors will NOT catch me.
THEY will not fin d me.
I need better music
dark moon
I need better music
May I provide some recommendations?
daring creek
yes
vagrant fox
I bet I could benefit from amphetamines to treat my problems I should get that
Disco Elysium taught me drugs have zero downsides
daring creek
give me shit like caramel dansan if you do
cuz I was listening to that not long ago
rocky gale
daring creek
Oh wow meat!
rocky gale
Always Ennaria
vagrant fox
Listen to Halls of Illusions by Insane Clown Posse or I'll revoke your c-word pass
storm jungle
It's some crazy hand to ball action
NO
dark moon
I like this one to decompress after work:
dark moon
Are you a fan of men at work at all personman
I can’t say I’m up to date on modern music.
daring creek
I can’t say I’m up to date on modern music. <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
also yea, real.
I can't keep up w it
rocky gale
Ah yes modern music
dark moon
Ah yes modern music
To me, music only exists from the early 1900s to the 70s at the latest.
Anything else isn’t worth my time.
vagrant fox
That's too restrictive, music ends in 2011
daring creek
https://youtu.be/D-y7DsDj6io
put my ear in a cheese grater
rocky gale
Pure peak
dark moon
This is another nice one.
daring creek
I wonder if this is actual raw meat
I definitely love the music video
not sure if I like the music itself.
the mv is rlly good
rocky gale
I fuckin love Hyperpop
daring creek
I can see why lul
arctic talon
Drink water instead 👎
I do drink water and tea primarily smh.
I drink alcohol once or twice a month
Smh
I hate soda lol
Well
daring creek
This is going in the special playlist for sure
rocky gale
I like sparkling water
Are you German?
daring creek
Dilara do you smoke
arctic talon
She’s Muslim iirc so I’d assume no
daring creek
? I swore she shat on religion including islam a few times
rocky gale
Germans fucking love sparkling water
storm jungle
Dilara do you smoke
No lol
you got a fucking moron to smoke imo no offense
literal poison
daring creek
damnit I have no gacha
daring creek
you got a fucking moron to smoke imo no offense
95% of smokers start under 21
they get u when ur young
storm jungle
95% of smokers start under 21
Dont care, dumbasses.
arctic talon
Germans fucking love sparkling water
I’m half Taiwanese and half Japanese smh
Fun combo
daring creek
they were children 💀
arctic talon
I’m like way more Taiwanese culturally tho lol
storm jungle
Ive told to many close friends and relatives of mine who go: "BUT BUT ILL STOP SOON I PROMISE"
I always just went
crystal forum
im like part of the apparently incredibly small minority of pot smokers who dont smoke cigarettes
arctic talon
Nah smoking is insanely addictive
rocky gale
I smoke sometimes when I'm drunk
arctic talon
lol
crystal forum
i dont get cigs they're so pointless
you create an addiction so you can then feel relieved by satisfying it
daring creek
Ive told to many close friends and relatives of mine who go: "BUT BUT ILL STOP S...
My 62 year old cousin looks like the HL2 burnt corpse
daring creek
cigs and alochol fuck you up man
storm jungle
if you wanna kill yourself by smoking be my guest
vagrant fox
Sparkling water is popping that shit slaps
storm jungle
Remember your great decisions when you are choking in a hospital bed lol
daring creek
sparkling water is a jam
daring creek
This is another nice one.
https://youtu.be/lMkKgrAbAlY?si=V8CphDC52GxIBkmf
First one was really exotic lol
rocky gale
My brain chemicals are fucked though, I can't get addicted to things
arctic talon
What
rocky gale
Ye
vagrant fox
Used to be I wouldn't want to be home my dad smoked so much that shits lame
Except for cigars a few times a year naturally
crystal forum
trying to stop drinking rn because i really went overboard during the holidays
dark moon
The French do make good music, I’ll give them that.
crystal forum
cigars are nice and much lower risk of cancer
daring creek
theyre literally bigger
crystal forum
problem is dipshit have appropriated it as a macho man thing
dark moon
And Benny Goodman’s clarinet renditions are always nice to listen to.
arctic talon
Hate it whenever my relatives light up lol
crystal forum
like mfer cigars used to be for your 40 years old uncle not for your goofy ass
arctic talon
Good thing they usually do it outside
sacred ginkgo
problem is dipshit have appropriated it as a macho man thing
Solution: Comically stereotypical sailors pipe
vagrant fox
Makes me want to choke and die
I have that with cigs but not cigars
arctic talon
My lungs are sensitive
rocky gale
Like when people say "I can stop whenever I want" I can actually do that with like anything.
arctic talon
I have asthma lol
arctic talon
None of my cousins smoke at least
Few of them are super heavy drinkers though
lol
sacred ginkgo
Are they missing an arm or is that the style
crystal forum
i fucking hate being sober
arctic talon
Bruh
daring creek
Once me and my uncle went out to get my grandma a pack of newports, it was smaller than a pack of cards
shit was 15 dollars
vagrant fox
I have asthma lol
acquire better lungs runnerboy
crystal forum
yet again weed wins as the least expensive drug by a huge margin
arctic talon
acquire better lungs runnerboy
If only I could carve them out myself and replace them
lol
sacred ginkgo
They get huge government taxes
Tax one of the most popular addictions in the country
Win