Like obv the Warpsmith is IW, talons are NightLords
#40k-lore-chat
dapper gyro
Nightfall (the cover Acore of Acore 6) pre-set was actually one of the most effective one to clear the game pre boss nerfs.
hallow saddle
Master of Posession Word Bearer?
for sure
storm jungle
Its really not once you have the whole concept
the games just seems confusing because it literally is told out of order lol
quasi temple
Clones
dapper gyro
It happens.
hallow saddle
lord discordant on helstalker, obliterators, venomcrawler would work great for iron warriors too
storm jungle
(also 22 terminated ones but we dont talk about them)
jade holly
They are all clones lol
I was being vague to not spoil but then again the game’s been out for ages
storm jungle
I was being vague to not spoil but then again the game’s been out for ages
theres nothing to spoil man
jade holly
Isn’t Big Boss the original one?
storm jungle
everyone and their mom knows about this stuff
storm jungle
Isn’t Big Boss the original one?
Hes basically a super soldier without any fancy science shit yeah
dapper gyro
Metal gear is one of those games that spoilers make the game more interesting.
storm jungle
the clones are made from the Les Enfant Terribles project
which was a program done by his deep-state buddies
dapper gyro
Because the gameplay has very little to do with the story.
jade holly
storm jungle
the moment he learned it he quit and went to south america to become a mercenary lol
dapper gyro
You can know the whole story and still discover things during your gameplay.
jade holly
How many games is Solid Snake the protag?
rocky gale
How many games is Solid Snake the protag?
No one knows
jade holly
Liquid is 3 right?
quasi temple
But also the story draaaagggsaa
rocky gale
Is Raiden not the protag of 2?
storm jungle
But also the story draaaagggsaa
It really doesnt
people just have no attention span
storm jungle
Is Raiden not the protag of 2?
Hes in MGS2
quasi temple
Raiden is MC for MG2
storm jungle
he isnt the protaognist
rocky gale
I dunno
storm jungle
hes a co-protagonist technically i guess
rocky gale
You play as him for most of the game
storm jungle
you literally do the tutorial as him
rocky gale
Snake is just the tutorial
storm jungle
You play as him for most of the game
Dun matter, hes in huge parts of the game
jade holly
I mainly jut know MGR cause memes and I played it lmao
storm jungle
we arent talking about "whos the protag"
quasi temple
You spend the first 10 minutes as Snake and then the rest of the game is Raiden
storm jungle
I mainly jut know MGR cause memes and I played it lmao
MGR has nothing to do with the wider MGS storyline
so lmao
just follows the after effects of MGS4 which isnt that much mentioned minus a few winks
jade holly
I just find Armstrong such a fucking bonkers character lmao
quasi temple
No matter what anyone says, we can all agree MG5 is the best one
storm jungle
it was so good that the MGS3 remake literally borrowe danimations and other shit from it
peak
dapper gyro
Solid is the main character of MG1, MG2, MGS1, MGS2 and MGS4.
quasi temple
it was so good that the MGS3 remake literally borrowe danimations and other shit...
Ohh! I forgot the remake of 3 is out!
rocky gale
MGS3 is peak
dapper gyro
Metal gear 1 and Metal gear solid 1 are not the same game.
vagrant fox
I forgot to play MGS3 remake 😔 🔫
storm jungle
Ohh! I forgot the remake of 3 is out!
Highly recommend
storm jungle
I forgot to play MGS3 remake 😔 🔫
Highly recommend 2x
jade holly
Then who’s the protag of 3?
storm jungle
Big Boss
quasi temple
Big Boss
jade holly
I thought Big Boss was just 5 lmao
storm jungle
No lol
rocky gale
Ye he becomes Big Boss at the end after beating Boss
storm jungle
hes also in Peacewalker
storm jungle
Ye he becomes Big Boss at the end after beating Boss
^
and the US government covers it all up
and brands her a war criminal
even tho she saved teh entire world from nuclear armageddon
glad ot see nothing has changed in 2026
quasi temple
storm jungle
Same government who covers up shit like "Enola Gay" plane for having the word "gay" in it btw = DEI
dapper gyro
Metal Gear Solid 3 used to explain the story of Metal gear 2 (not to confuse with MGS2).
jade holly
I know that there’s one guy you can kill in one of the games by turning the console clock forward a week or something
storm jungle
thats in MGS3
its The End
some senile sniper
hes a part of the Boss's cobra unit
jade holly
Feels wrong to do that lmao
storm jungle
Feels wrong to do that lmao
Snake actually says as much
your support team is like
"Why the fuck do you even care, hes dead, you won"
"It doesnt feel right"
he says he dissapointed him lol
its great
quasi temple
Its the same as switching controller ports in MGS1 when fighting the psychic guy
rocky gale
There's a guy on YouTube who did a challenge to beat every Metal Gear game before The End died of Old Age, it's peak
jade holly
How does that work lmao?
rocky gale
Yea
storm jungle
then started to play the entire series
rocky gale
It's like a 4 hour long video
storm jungle
the clock passes even while you dont play lol
dapper gyro
If he played every cutscene in MGS4 and MGS5... it would be tough...
rocky gale
storm jungle
THAT’S FUCKED UP LMAO
Its the playstation clock, its tied to the game
quasi temple
Speed running 1 - 5? Wow. No thanks
dapper gyro
You know that Solid Snake beats Big Boss in MG2 (again, not MGS2)?
storm jungle
Shut up lol
rocky gale
He even does MG1 and MG2 before doing MGS
heady rivet
Ye he becomes Big Boss at the end after beating Boss
"John" goes by Naked Snake for the Virtuous Mission and Operation Snake Eater, adopting Big Boss after he defeats The Boss (Who used to go by The Joy in the Cobra Unit) 
rocky gale
and MGR
heady rivet
His name was Snake Eater before Big Boss?
No, it was Naked Snake
jade holly
heady rivet
rocky gale
Naked SNake, the mission was called Snake Eater
jade holly
Metal Gear’s confusing lmao
jade holly
Too many Snakes in this damn game
dapper gyro
Shut up lol
No u
quasi temple
Looooooonnnnggg ladder
dapper gyro
MG2 and MGS2 always throw people off...
vagrant fox
I got Peace Walker and MGSV switched around in the timeline 
I kinda miss PW
storm jungle
Looooooonnnnggg ladder
Peak.
dapper gyro
Because it is Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, then Metal Gear Solid 2...
storm jungle
I got Peace Walker and MGSV switched around in the timeline <:loregryn:103658067...
Same
storm jungle
Because it is Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake, then Metal Gear Solid 2...
Posted the list already, bad joke 👎
storm jungle
Warhammer Moment
rocky gale
Naked Snake, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake. It's simple
dapper gyro
Posted the list already, bad joke 👎
You assume that people can read and have attention span.
young pecan
yeah he has revolvers
But he's not an ocelot
storm jungle
You assume that people can read and have attention span.
Shut up 2x
jade holly
Naked Snake, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake. It's simple
Why is there both a Solid and Solidus 
storm jungle
But he's not an ocelot
hes a twink true
young pecan
Checkm8 liberal
vagrant fox
Naked Snake, Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Solidus Snake. It's simple
also Venom my goat ☝️
storm jungle
Why is there both a Solid and Solidus <:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
Because Solidus is between Solid and Liquid
its a real thing
rocky gale
Because Solidus is neither Solid or Liquid
jade holly
Where’s Gas Snake
heady rivet
Too many Snakes in this damn game
LOOK its not that hard. Naked Snake took on the title of Big Boss after he defeated The Boss (Previously The Joy) and then they cloned him 3 times. Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake. Then Liquid Snake has his psyche put into The Boss' son, Adamska (A mix of self-hypnosis, his father being a psychic named The Sorrow, and a hint of his ghost because he has his severed arm) and Adamska goes by Liquid Ocelot (Previously just Ocelot and then Revolver Ocelot after he adopted revolvers as his preferred weapon) and then lives as a mixture of both of them. What part of THAT, sir, is confusing to you?!
young pecan
Where’s Gas Snake
Gassy Snake...
surreal nest
This list is HEAVILY incorrect please wait 15 hours for the correct interepation of the timeline
storm jungle
This list is HEAVILY incorrect please wait 15 hours for the correct interepation...
👎
storm jungle
LOOK its not that hard. Naked Snake took on the title of Big Boss after he defea...
Again its really not that confusing
idk why people say this lol
heady rivet
Again its really not that confusing
Yes but for comedic value I tried to make it seem as complicated as possible with details lole
surreal nest
Imagine 15 hours later and I just send like an image of a godzilla actor suit torn to shreds covered in cheese
storm jungle
Yes but for comedic value I tried to make it seem as complicated as possible wit...
Yeah I know. Unfunny. Banned.
heady rivet
Also Solidus was the president instead of Dubya bush
storm jungle
Get ready to be mad, but does that make Revolver Ocelot Liquid Snake?
No?
they are completely different people
lmao
vagrant fox
It's confusing for about five minutes until you read a little bit
heady rivet
Yeah I know. Unfunny. Banned.
surreal nest
Look guys you are over thinking it lol. The main plot of metal gear solid is that its apolitical
vagrant fox
Also Solidus was the president instead of Dubya bush
Better timeline tbh
storm jungle
MGS lore seems confusing because theres so much yapping. In reality you can sum the entire plot up in like 1 paragraph
heady rivet
Better timeline tbh
It was distinctly not.
young pecan
Look guys you are over thinking it lol. The main plot of metal gear solid is tha...
Finally someone who gets it
jade holly
they are completely different people
heady rivet
It was even worse, actually
rocky gale
From what I remember Solid and Liquid are both clones of Naked Snake, but with the opposite side of their DNA being the dominant so one has all fathers DNA dominant and the other has all mothers dominant, while Solidus Snake is a perfect clone who's DNA is exactly the same as Naked
dapper gyro
LOOK its not that hard. Naked Snake took on the title of Big Boss after he defea...
When you put the details into the wrong order, yes, it is confusing.
rocky gale
No one mention Venom Snake
vagrant fox
It was even worse, actually
I'd give anything for a chance to seduce Venom Snake
surreal nest
Please do not politicize my video game commentary on nuclear deterrence
vagrant fox
or big boss
storm jungle
From what I remember Solid and Liquid are both clones of Naked Snake, but with t...
Liquid was the dominant gene one yeah
but he thought he wasnt
what a fucking idiot
lmao
dapper gyro
Venom is a product of a memory transplant.
heady rivet
When you put the details into the wrong order, yes, it is confusing.
Its not the wrong order its just the comedic over-explaining and I even forgot to put Venom Snake in
jade holly
Alright so:
man kill woman
Man become boss
Boss make clone “sons”
Hijinx ensues
surreal nest
The only lorebit of MGS i know is that Venom snake was a decoy or some shit in MGSV
storm jungle
The only lorebit of MGS i know is that Venom snake was a decoy or some shit in M...
He was yeah
the funny part is
nothing in MGSV really matters
heady rivet
Liquid was the dominant gene one yeah
Recessive traits, deemed superior though. He's blonde and blue eyed and all that
storm jungle
the plot is one of the most pointless ones in the entire series
you can skip it and miss nothing
which is really funny
heady rivet
The only lorebit of MGS i know is that Venom snake was a decoy or some shit in M...
They made an entire game to justify Big Boss being defeated in Metal Gear 1
rocky gale
Yea Venom Snake isn't a clone of Big Boss like Naked, Liquid or Solidus. He was a soldier loyal to Big Boss who was convinced that he was Big Boss and given surgery to take his place and pose as him
storm jungle
They made an entire game to justify Big Boss being defeated in Metal Gear 1
^^^^
like-
thye do explain some shit via tapes from future games
like why Zero is a cripple
or how people in the Cobra unit have superpowers
but like-
who gives a shit
lol
It fills some unanswered plot points but its just so lazily done
rocky gale
Solidus Snake also became the president
jade holly
What about ole Psycho Mantis, is he a one and done villain?
dapper gyro
Big Boss trained Solid, then let Solid defeat him like his mentor before him did, hoping that they become a better person for peace.
storm jungle
What about ole Psycho Mantis, is he a one and done villain?
Yes
surreal nest
Was venom snake the big boss imposter or was someone disgused as venom snake disgusting as big boss
I know Venom Snake canonically gets killed in 2? I think
storm jungle
hes a part of FOXHOUND which are the james bond villains of MGS1
storm jungle
Was venom snake the big boss imposter or was someone disgused as venom snake dis...
V basically is a medic from MSF that Big Boss and Co decide to use as a decoy while BigB goes to build outer heaven
surreal nest
Sorry he was just a better big boss! He was the big heart boss!
storm jungle
he is revealed his purpose later as Diamond Dogs get subsumed into O.Heaven
like-
he literally ruins this guy's entire life
all to be a dummy
lmao
vagrant fox
it's very funny
surreal nest
V basically is a medic from MSF that Big Boss and Co decide to use as a decoy wh...
So is it big boss or venom snake in Ground Zero?
storm jungle
So is it big boss or venom snake in Ground Zero?
Big Boss, V is in the chopper as the Medic
after the crash they use him in surgery as a dummy
surreal nest
Oh you just said that
storm jungle
and brainwash him
surreal nest
I am sorry
storm jungle
and change his face
yeah lmao
its very fucked up
but as Sigsen said also hilarious
dapper gyro
Yea Venom Snake isn't a clone of Big Boss like Naked, Liquid or Solidus. He was ...
Venom got mind transplanted, the same one that fused Liquid mind into Ocelot. Except that they undo it at the end, but the Medic stands with Big Boss ideology and sacrifices himself for it.
heady rivet
Was venom snake the big boss imposter or was someone disgused as venom snake dis...
Venom Snake was a soldier nicknamed The Medic in the FIRST attempt at starting a PMC. After a vagina bomb blows up a chopper he's hypnotized and face-molded into Big Boss' body double to be the public face of a NEW PMC while the real Big Boss sets up the Outer Heaven that Snake infiltrates in MG1
surreal nest
Thats actually really cool continuity lore
storm jungle
is not needed at all
dapper gyro
Also, they did it without consent...
jade holly
Venom Snake was a soldier nicknamed The Medic in the FIRST attempt at starting a...
After a WHAT?
storm jungle
Thats actually really cool continuity lore
Yeah tho it has its own share of "Uh?" moments
jade holly
heady rivet
Also, they did it without consent...
Trolled epic style
vagrant fox
MGSV is on the whole, very funny. Between Skullface, Man on Fire, and Venom Snake all being fucked over in their own way
storm jungle
^
surreal nest
I fuck with that
storm jungle
the entire plot is garbage
rocky gale
After a WHAT?
You heard the man
surreal nest
Ok which snake is the overarching player protagonist in the series
storm jungle
i love it
storm jungle
Ok which snake is the overarching player protagonist in the series
Solid Snake
heady rivet
After a WHAT?
Hang on let me get the AUDIO TAPE where you can hear them insert the bomb
storm jungle
Big Boss is next to him
they are the protags in all games
minus Raiden for MGS2
where SOlid is a supporting character
surreal nest
Dilara knows too much lore about too many things what a loser
jade holly
Hang on let me get the AUDIO TAPE where you can hear them insert the bomb
I don’t think I want to hear that
storm jungle
Hang on let me get the AUDIO TAPE where you can hear them insert the bomb
Genuinely so fucked
im glad they did it tho
surreal nest
Ok let's hear some armored core lore
rose thorn
wha the fuck
jade holly
vagrant fox
It's very something
rose thorn
i only played Metal Gear for the NES
rocky gale
I'm not sure I want that title in my history
jade holly
Yall dont know
NO I DON’T
storm jungle
the worst part is its literally done in Not-Guantanamo
so like-
not that far from IRL
💀
surreal nest
Mgsv got its own epstein file thats insane
dapper gyro
Outer heaven was created specifically for Solid, to train him.
surreal nest
Gundam time!
heady rivet
Shoutout to Drebin being able to say Patriot and it doesnt even matter
dapper gyro
Which Liquid didn't understand, then tried to create another one sometimes before MGS1, which Solid has to destroy...
jade holly
Why didn’t Big Boss just clone himself more times? Is he stupid?
dapper gyro
The weapon for peace that Big boss intended was Solid and not a metal gear.
storm jungle
Why didn’t Big Boss just clone himself more times? Is he stupid?
Because he doesnt want psychopath super-soldier babies running around.
heady rivet
dumb british twunk
He was a Lord of the Flies-style White child warlord in Africa and thats not even like the top 3 most notable things about him
storm jungle
He was a Lord of the Flies-style White child warlord in Africa and thats not eve...
IKR
dapper gyro
He was cloned without consent...
dapper gyro
Then just flow with it.
storm jungle
we literally knew most of Liquid's backstory in MGS1
then they just throw that shit in here
heady rivet
I love how thye completely make that shit up for V too
NEVER BE GAME OVER
storm jungle
NEVER BE GAME OVER
you can tell Kojima saw the Lord of the Flies and was like
"Yeah I wanna put that in my game"
jade holly
So is Big Boss a horrible dude or…
storm jungle
Yes
heady rivet
Yes.
dapper gyro
Yes
vagrant fox
Big Boss did nothing wrong ever
storm jungle
because kojima is a dumbass
jade holly
hes a literal war criminal
Tbh I should’ve realized what with all the cloning and making PMCs and making that thing you called Outer Heaven
storm jungle
Tbh I should’ve realized what with all the cloning and making PMCs and making th...
YEP
Hes essentially Patton 20x
heady rivet
Literally all of MGS is a woman said "Would be cool if soldiers didnt get mistreated when they got home" and then DOZENS of people going "Forever war coming up, they'll never have to go home" and its peak
vagrant fox
Uhh what that shit The Boss said? Idk I'll make a soldiers paradise
I love Big Boss man
dapper gyro
He failed his mentor, then went on making wars while training his successor to destroy him, hoping that he would try to bring peace like he once tried.
sacred bluff
dapper gyro
Dude literally gambled the whole world.
storm jungle
Literally all of MGS is a woman said "Would be cool if soldiers didnt get mistre...
The Boss' last words being misunderstood by so many parties leading to the entire world being gripped by global war economy conflicts is so fucking funny
also ironically very realistic
heady rivet
Tbh I should’ve realized what with all the cloning and making PMCs and making th...
He also popularizes privately owned nukes that dont really get brought up again tbh
heady rivet
Yeah
jade holly
Wait
heady rivet
Every war is PMCs now
heady rivet
Even the US military is taking a backseat to PMCs
storm jungle
Which ngl
if powerful Mega-PMCs existed
they would do that shit IRL too
which i mean they already do
rocky gale
Dude literally gambled the whole world.
So you could almost say
storm jungle
but not completely lol
vagrant fox
It makes sense when PMCs can send armoured vehicles anywhere at a moments notice and not risk your own soldiers
heady rivet
The best part of Metal Gear Solid is Ocelot being a triple agent in every single game but ONE and its not the one where he's the main antagonist
rocky gale
storm jungle
It makes sense when PMCs can send armoured vehicles anywhere at a moments notice...
Yeah nobody would want to send their armies anywhere every if super-PMCs existed
jade holly
So hang on
storm jungle
IRL PMCs cant do large scale shit because they'll get clamped down on
jade holly
Big Boss’s death ended with words that spurred the world into an age of PMCs
dapper gyro
He's the man
You got my punch line 🫠
storm jungle
Big Boss’s death ended with words that spurred the world into an age of PMCs
no lol
heady rivet
Big Boss’s death ended with words that spurred the world into an age of PMCs
No, The Boss
vagrant fox
The best part of Metal Gear Solid is Ocelot being a triple agent in every single...
This list is superb
storm jungle
Bro is not listening
rocky gale
You got my punch line 🫠
My punchline now
jade holly
Bro is not listening
I’M TRYING TO OVER HERE
storm jungle
I’M TRYING TO OVER HERE <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
ITS DIFFERENT CHARACTERS
heady rivet
No, *The* Boss
And Big Boss really thought they were open to interpretation
storm jungle
And Big Boss really thought they were open to interpretation
Zero meanwhile went full Elon Musk
heady rivet
The best part of Metal Gear Solid is Ocelot being a triple agent in every single...
He was plsying chess against himself for no reason, pure love of the game
dapper gyro
Big boss tried to bring peace during Peace Walker. However, people keep on betraying him. So he went on waging wars against everyone.
storm jungle
He was plsying chess against himself for no reason, pure love of the game
My favorite part was how is how his allegiance is confusing simply because the writers were just making his shit up as they went along
like they kinda set it up in MGS1's post-credits but its still very funny
dapper gyro
Which is also why Solid Snake doesn't have a real affiliation after MGS2.
heady rivet
Big boss tried to bring peace during Peace Walker. However, people keep on betra...
That reminds me, there's a character in this series whose name is Hot Coldman so this writing shit must be easy
storm jungle
Yeah like how for example the entire reason we got him with Liquid's arm is because Kojima outright said he really felt bad at killing Liquid in his first debut of MGS1 and wanted to bring him back by having him possess Ocelot then just completely dropped that idea in MGS4 and just had him "pretend" to be taken over.
I also think they NEVER explain why the fuck he grafted his arm onto himself? Which is ironically iirc one of the only plotholes in MGS thats never explained.
I guess it was for the "Liquid is just gonna be Ocelot now" plan but then it just awkwardly stayed there when that idea died like a wet fart lol
jade holly
So is Solid also a war criminal? I am so lost lmao. I’m trying to follow but my brain ain’t braining
heady rivet
Yeah like how for example the entire reason we got him with Liquid's arm is beca...
Pretending to the benefit of nobody, least of all himself
dapper gyro
Yeah like how for example the entire reason we got him with Liquid's arm is beca...
Just the reason to have 2 old men kiss each other.
storm jungle
So is Solid also a war criminal? I am so lost lmao. I’m trying to follow but my ...
Nooot really
heady rivet
Just the reason to have 2 old men kiss each other.
storm jungle
They try to like-
push the fact that Solid is a bad person?
When like... no?
Its such a weird angle
He also keeps saying hes not a hero while doing heroic shit
jade holly
He also keeps saying hes not a hero while doing heroic shit
Cures cancer
Guys I’m not a good person
arctic talon
He never does any super morally evil shit
storm jungle
*Cures cancer*
Guys I’m not a good person
YEP, LOTERALLY.
storm jungle
He never does any super morally evil shit
His reasoning is "I kill people"
and im like-
Yes?
arctic talon
Yeah
arctic talon
Like
dapper gyro
Some might die so other might live.
arctic talon
Murder is bad but like it’s also your job 💀
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
And you save more people
Then you kill
It’s not like you’re blowing up a shopping center full of innocent people lol
heady rivet
There's a really good and short video essay on MGS4 and Snakes ending arc actually
storm jungle
So is Solid also a war criminal? I am so lost lmao. I’m trying to follow but my ...
Okay so.
If you legit wanna know the entire MGS lore.
Ignore this whole chat, right now. Open some tunes to listen to and go through this page: https://www.metalgeartimeline.com/en
It covers literally the entire series lol
storm jungle
https://youtu.be/93-_r0w7ykI
Im a vehement believer that Kojima is a hack with sometimes great ideas
MGS4 is a great concept on surface but goddamn its such a fucking slog-slop game
arctic talon
Play the metal gear games in chronological order 💀
jade holly
Im a vehement believer that Kojima is a hack with sometimes great ideas
It’s Geoff (Jeff?) Keighly whispering in his ear like the Green Goblin mask
storm jungle
It’s Geoff (Jeff?) Keighly whispering in his ear like the Green Goblin mask
Thats unrelated games award shit
its more that kojima usually has awful ideas if you know the behind the scenes shit in the MGS series
storm jungle
and his team is one of the few folks that keep his dumbass personality in line
jade holly
Thats unrelated games award shit
I’m still recovering from the lore between Geoff and Miss Piggy from the last one
heady rivet
Wait my FAVORITE fucking thing hold on
storm jungle
I’m still recovering from the lore between Geoff and Miss Piggy from the last on...
Get to reading the page.
arctic talon
its more that kojima usually has **awful** ideas if you know the behind the scen...
They should have stuck to their guns with Raiden’s original concept art lmao
heady rivet
Okay Grimm listen to this
dapper gyro
Im a vehement believer that Kojima is a hack with sometimes great ideas
He is a hack, yet no one else making games like him. That's something.
storm jungle
He is a hack, yet no one else making games like him. That's something.
I mean
most of his games are pretentious as shit
so
lmao
rocky gale
Tau Psyker?
rocky gale
Tourist 
heady rivet
This is Vamp. He drinks huam blood for strength, climbs up the wall and stuff. Can you guess why his name is Vamp?
storm jungle
Same guy who said "Yeah lets have this little girl who got stabbed in the spine piss herself and talk about her period as shes dying in her brother's arms because hehe hoho japanese comedy im a genius."
jade holly
Tourist <:catstare:1232116094106472538>
Yeah for Tau culture
arctic talon
This is Vamp. He drinks huam blood for strength, climbs up the wall and stuff. C...
Because he’s from Romania
/j
storm jungle
This is Vamp. He drinks huam blood for strength, climbs up the wall and stuff. C...
my favorite part is how NOBODY calls a bisexual person "vamp"
hes such a fucking hack
lmao
rocky gale
Same guy who said "Yeah lets have this little girl who **got stabbed in the spin...
Doesn't her step brother also admit that he slept his her mom at that point
storm jungle
Doesn't her step brother also admit that he slept his her mom at that point
Yeah but thats funny
because Huey is a piece of shit
lmao
heady rivet
my favorite part is how **NOBODY** calls a bisexual person "vamp"
EARLY in development Vamp was a woman and its apparently some really old fashioned slang for a promiscuous woman or something
storm jungle
EARLY in development Vamp was a woman and its *apparently* some really old fashi...
I know the woman bit
man
what a huge loss
Vamp is a really fun character too
rocky gale
EARLY in development Vamp was a woman and its *apparently* some really old fashi...
Would have been a much better game
storm jungle
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
dapper gyro
Considering the weird stuff in Japan... I do think that it is something about their culture.
dapper gyro
Japan is a pretentious country until recently. It is less now, but still.
dapper gyro
There is a reason that a lot of porn terms are from Japan...
arctic talon
I really do wonder why it didn’t
vagrant fox
would the knife have been in the same place
storm jungle
Nah prob not
heady rivet
I really do wonder why it didn’t
Kojima was more into buff men before the tech was there to scan European models into his game as women
jade holly
would the knife have been in the same place
Wait why is his knife there???
arctic talon
Kojima was more into buff men before the tech was there to scan European models ...
This is true
vagrant fox
He's bisexual
arctic talon
heady rivet
This is true
Shoutout to Stefanie Joosten being a lowkey NEET weirdo
vagrant fox
I'm so sad the video of the russian guy crying and screaming at the MGS scene is gone forever
arctic talon
Which one LOL
young pecan
really weird about this shit
I can't stand how many animes have the trope of "pervy lil guy who contributes nothing to anything other than being a pervy lil guy"
storm jungle
I can't stand how many animes have the trope of "pervy lil guy who contributes n...
YEP.
Japanese hornball humor is so obnoxious
vagrant fox
He's crying his shit clean off for the MGS 3 ending
young pecan
YEP.
Bleach would be peak without Kon
Unfortunately he exists and IS prominent so it must be 7/10 tops
It genuinely is making the show unwatchable for me
storm jungle
Just skip whe nhe appears
arctic talon
Denji in CSM part 2 is so funny because he looks like a divorced single father 99% of the time expression wise
He looks so dead on the inside
lol
heady rivet
He looks so dead on the inside
rocky gale
Bleach would be peak without Kon
Atleast the people making MHA realised that Mineta was annoying/creepy rather than funny and decided to just brainwash him to stop him being a perv
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/minoru-mineta-mineta-force-to-watch-reeducating-watching-...
this is what should be done to all 40k fans imo
heady rivet
this is what should be done to all 40k fans imo
Sadly this will not be achieved until I can convince everyone in this chat to buy a Necromunda gang...
arctic talon
Atleast the people making MHA realised that Mineta was annoying/creepy rather th...
Clockwork oranged his ass lmao
young pecan
Ichigo: man, these spirits are getting out of control!
Kon: I like touching children can I touch your sister please give me possession of your body so I can touch your sister and other high school children
vagrant fox
not these days smh my head
dapper gyro
Maybe this is why I can't get into anime anymore... I'm getting old.
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/minoru-mineta-mineta-force-to-watch-reeducating-watching-...
The manga panel is so funny because of how hyper detailed he is lol
heady rivet
Cant be a japanese anime without PDFilia
Watch Golden Kamuy TRUST
jade holly
The manga panel is so funny because of how hyper detailed he is lol
Subjecting him to horrors beyond his comprehension (being a decent human being)
arctic talon
Subjecting him to horrors beyond his comprehension (being a decent human being)
500 ccs of Stop being a perverted little shit
vagrant fox
I should watch Golden Kamuy
heady rivet
I should watch Golden Kamuy
You should its amazing
And its got the lads
My fucking husband
heady rivet
I was just thinking about rewatching Hellsing tho
Alucard will be there but you can introduce MORE men into your life
heady rivet
Watch Golden Kamuy TRUST
To all those reading its basically a western, in a sense. A veteran soldier teams up with a native girl on the edge of the frontier to find a hidden stash of gold by hunting criminals. Its PEAK
young pecan
What percentage of Outlast Trials do you think is exaggeration
storm jungle
Uhh
speaking as an architect maybe the test environments, otherwise not that far fetched lol
especially when you know some of the actual failed CIA pet projects that are way crazier than Project Lathe
heady rivet
What percentage of Outlast Trials do you think is exaggeration
Isnt there a literal ghost man in that series or
storm jungle
thats in Trials dummy
also hes a hallucination
might be in your room now tho, best to check
vagrant fox
mr beasterman
young pecan
thats in Trials dummy
We were talking about trials in the first place 
storm jungle
We were talking about trials in the first place <a:nomnomnom:981624715154169867>
He doesnt know 😔
rocky gale
Also uhh turns out that new Guard detachment we got, the "grizzled veterans" one is OP as hell
vagrant fox
Alucard will be there but you can introduce MORE men into your life
but I'm not a thot
young pecan
Him does not
rocky gale
Apparently Guard just won every Major tournament with it
storm jungle
I cannot believe the US government would pay disgruntled sociopathic ex-army personnel to hunt and kill homeless people
proper aspen
storm jungle
young pecan
I literally can't believe it
vagrant fox
There's hundreds of Coyles running around over in the US after all
young pecan
Neuralink keeps resetting my thought process every time I try
storm jungle
There's hundreds of Coyles running around over in the US after all
LMFAO
Fuck, that was terrible
young pecan
I don't understand the people simping over all of the Ex-Pops
I've said it before and I'll say it again
jade holly
Can it be the 24th already? 
young pecan
Outlast Trials women are what DBD women think they are
storm jungle
I don't understand the people simping over all of the Ex-Pops
People like psycho killers
the problem is the only hot Expop rn is the new lady
lmao
guess people just like Klansmen and balding fat psycho women
young pecan
I haven't met Franco yet but also whatever he is I guess
I see the most love for Franco actually
storm jungle
hes your average r/eyeofterror user
basically a deformed entitled manchild
literally
storm jungle
💀
jade holly
I just want it to be the 24th already damnit
jade holly
My preorder arrives
young pecan
Preorder for what
jade holly
These guys
young pecan
I see now why you repeatedly yearn
vagrant fox
The only one I haven't seen simping for yet is the twins
young pecan
I just know there's a Pitcher lover out there
languid meadow
spring cairn
gem
young pecan
Oh that one Paradox fanart was a DE reference too?
vagrant fox
Disco Elysium is one of the better games I've played
opaque coyote
young pecan
Unfortunately the art lied because Lucky Shot doesn't apply to Paradox 3 at all but I wish it did 
Unless it was bugged when I tried it
young pecan
It's weird because Express Shot seemed to apply to the spirit portion of the shot
nocturne crest
Back, turns out roller skiing is a thing.
nocturne crest
Back, turns out roller skiing is a thing.
So yeah, just picture a knight like this.
crystal forum
The manga panel is so funny because of how hyper detailed he is lol
me showing 40k lore videos to my friends
crystal forum
kids dont know how tough it was during the actual pandemic smh
i had to go on a 8 month waiting list just to buy a GPU
maybe i should sell my RAM and go back to playing on my old computer since i never even play new games anyways
arctic talon
How prudent is it that I play Disco Elysium
Play it
Literally one of my favorite games I’m deadass
young pecan
me showing 40k lore videos to my friends
"S-so the Emperor is the good guy?" "WRONG" (electric shock)
jade holly
"S-so the Emperor is the good guy?" **"WRONG"** (electric shock)
B-b-but humani- WRONG
arctic talon
40k is the setting where you pick your favorite awful people
crystal forum
"S-so the Emperor is the good guy?" **"WRONG"** (electric shock)
punishment is 4 hours of luetin videos
valid needle
40k is the setting where you pick your favorite awful people
Nightlords.
My misunderstood king Konrad Curze
opaque coyote
40k is the setting where you pick your favorite awful people
This is still the best summarization of 40k in my experience
crystal forum
i wonder what a saul goodman equivalent in 40k would be
arctic talon
League of votaan dude prolly
arctic talon
They’re the only big faction with corporation and civilian law
crystal forum
wgy votaan
opaque coyote
i wonder what a saul goodman equivalent in 40k would be
Arbitrator willing to look the other way with enough
...valuables
opaque coyote
They’re the only big faction with corporation and civilian law
What about Tau
I remember they had courts
crystal forum
laati have you watched the show
opaque coyote
Not yet it's been a fucking DAY
opaque coyote
It’s all run by the government
...the courts
crystal forum
because thats not how saul goodman works lol
opaque coyote
Oh
arctic talon
You get assigned a water caste dude
lol
And he’ll give your defense
And the verdict is pre determined
opaque coyote
So you only get a public defense attorney
opaque coyote
Not even a pretend one
rose thorn
It’s like the Chinese court system
opaque coyote
Yeah so a pretend one
arctic talon
“The court finds you guilty of anti tau’va behavior and sentences you to be shot”
rose thorn
Modern day China*
opaque coyote
They get your ass into the court room to make the illusion that you have a trual
opaque coyote
Modern day China*
Ancient China just executes you
rose thorn
“The court finds you guilty of anti tau’va behavior and sentences you to be shot...
Tau’igi
crystal forum
your honor, this guevesa was simply minding his business when he found a imperial leaflet on the ground. as a greater good believer he correctly believed he needed to burn this leaflet immediately
rose thorn
Most of Chinese history has not had fair trials
Oh okay I didn’t know lol
crystal forum
and thats why the orphanage burnt down
arctic talon
Nationalist China also had
rose thorn
The imperium has a court system!
rose thorn
It just usually is done on the streets with a gun
arctic talon
Both nationalist China and modern China have had crooked courts at best
opaque coyote
The imperium has a court system!
I don't think it does?
opaque coyote
Like actually does the Imperium have a judicial branch
rose thorn
I don't think it does?
If you are poor then no
arctic talon
Yeah
rose thorn
Like actually does the Imperium have a judicial branch
Yes
arctic talon
It’s called the arbites
opaque coyote
Ob right lexicanum
crystal forum
my joke went unnoticed. you're all going in the grudge book
rose thorn
your honor, this guevesa was simply minding his business when he found a imperia...
Tbh I didn’t get the joke
opaque coyote
Hold on what branch is the IRS part of
rose thorn
OH
crystal forum
Tbh I didn’t get the joke
he burnt down an orphanage
arctic talon
your honor, this guevesa was simply minding his business when he found a imperia...
Also this shit goes hard
lol
rose thorn
Okay gotcha
opaque coyote
and thats why the orphanage burnt down
He also tripped near a gas station which was directly next to the orphanage
opaque coyote
Dropping the lighter into an open gas tank
crystal forum
my client pleads oopsie daisies
rose thorn
It’s like ‘adept munitions’ or something
crystal forum
Hold on what branch is the IRS part of
the IRS
opaque coyote
The uhhh fuckin uhh
Department of Treasury which is part of the executive branch
Huh
crystal forum
dont you mean god king trump's personal treasury
opaque coyote
So technically the Arbites wouldn't be judicial
rose thorn
They are judicial
rose thorn
Yeha
opaque coyote
Huh
rose thorn
And judge and executioner
opaque coyote
crystal forum
they're literally dredd
opaque coyote
dont you mean god king trump's personal treasury
Also not yet. We haven't finished demolishing the wing for his golden ballroom
crystal forum
but some are more lawyer than others which is where shawl goodmin comes in
did you know you have rights
the lex says you do
rose thorn
Hold on what branch is the IRS part of
opaque coyote
Seriously he has the white house stenciled with gold and shit
crystal forum
he also only defends plebs because uh
quasi temple
Judging from the context, its okay to talk about MAGA here?
crystal forum
i guess shawl goodmin is the only arbites who thinks the lex is so important that everybody deserves a lawyer
but that sounds too nice for 40k
opaque coyote
Yeah
crystal forum
so he also deals with water cartels and gets judges killed so he can win his trials
winter pine
I like my Maul Arbites sounding like he's a few seconds away from going feral
jade holly
Judging from the context, its okay to talk about MAGA here?
My question is why? So many better topics like new models and hopes for what you want to see in 11e or even darktide stuff
opaque coyote
My question is why? So many better topics like new models and hopes for what you...
Dorktode
opaque coyote
The darkest of tide
arctic talon
If you want to you can but it’ll also prolly lead to a general transformation into politics lol
opaque coyote
I like my Maul Arbites sounding like he's a few seconds away from going feral
The Maul Arbites in general is going feral
crystal forum
shawl goodmin is there for you when arbites kick down your door
he is always there
listening
opaque coyote
He's just trying to prevent himself from going feral on the random ganger assigned with him
crystal forum
he might also have been the one to send the arbites on you
quasi temple
My question is why? So many better topics like new models and hopes for what you...
I dont want to, not on this server anyways, but its nice to know
crystal forum
but that does not matter because you have money and that money can be used
shawl goodmin likes money
crystal forum
if it can be traded for guns then shaw goodmin can use it as legal tender
jade holly
Or Grog’s rashuns
crystal forum
guns are the only true universal currency
young pecan
Judging from the context, its okay to talk about MAGA here?
If you're defending it no, if you're dunking it yes 
young pecan
/hj
crystal forum
wolf gets it
winter pine
I'm sure slaves count as money along with guns in the imperium
crystal forum
slaves require maintenance and are prone to dying and or rebelling
guns do not rebel
jade holly
slaves require maintenance and are prone to dying and or rebelling
Trade pre servitors for fresh off the factory floor servitors
winter pine
guns do not rebel
the notoriously fickle machine spirit:
opaque coyote
if it can be traded for guns then shaw goodmin can use it as legal tender
Like there are local currencies which are used for that so it'd work well enough.
But besides that, it's generally what Wolf said or raw materials. Like materials to build guns, jewels to buy guns, or food so that you can gun down more people
jade holly
Your gun jam? You pissed off the machine spirit.
Run out of ammo? The machine spirit deems you no longer worthy of using it
Dropped your gun? You’re just a butter finger ridden dumbass
opaque coyote
I'm sure slaves count as money along with guns in the imperium
Honestly I had an idea for a Khornate themed PMC.
But the problem I ran into was how they would even get paid
sacred ginkgo
Rights to the bodies and free looting privileges
jade holly
Honestly I had an idea for a Khornate themed PMC.
But the problem I ran into wa...
Getting to spill blood
winter pine
Honestly I had an idea for a Khornate themed PMC.
But the problem I ran into wa...
Probably pretty similar to hiring Ork mercenaries
crystal forum
Honestly I had an idea for a Khornate themed PMC.
But the problem I ran into wa...
what if the payment is just the mission itself
jade holly
I wanna have a Necron dynasty who leases Deathmarks or immortals to others to fight as proxy against other dynasties lol
winter pine
Giving them equipment, prepare for the inevitable betrayal lmao
opaque coyote
Rights to the bodies and free looting privileges
My solution was that but also generally weapons, slaves, and materials.
crystal forum
you can always trust khornate worshipers because you know they'll inevitably try to stab you
it's the ones that dont try to stab you that you have to be warry of
jade holly
you can always trust khornate worshipers because you know they'll inevitably try...
Not even backstab
Just straight up in the face stab you
winter pine
The Khornate worshippers would be disappointed and annoyed if you didn't try to land the first stab, really
opaque coyote
Giving them equipment, prepare for the inevitable betrayal lmao
Also thought about that. But I'm thinking that maybe they'll hold back on employers specifically so that they can get employed more.
They won't care once they're in the battle
crystal forum
it's about being polite
opaque coyote
Basically
If some Xenos delegate gives them a job. They will accept.
They do the job. Some of their warriors accidentally stab the allied Xenos soldiers. Maybe some rituals. But eh.
They get paid, and they continue to look for more.
The delegate goes unstabbed because they give the deal
If you try to fuck them over. Well that's just a bonus
winter pine
I've wanted to make my first Ork army Blood Axes who do something similar and are getting suspicious that the humies haven't tried to backstab them yet
opaque coyote
I've wanted to make my first Ork army Blood Axes who do something similar and ar...
"EH? DON'T DEYZ KNOW HOW IT WORKZ?"
jade holly
Does my idea work?
opaque coyote
"HUMIES ARE STUPID! DON'T QUESTION IT GROT FOR BRAINS.'
winter pine
A dynasty hiring humans to fight another dynasty for them?
Send some lesser roaches to die so they're not a problem later on? I could totally see it from an arrogant Necron
jade holly
Sort of a “Triarch doesn’t let us go all out, so we’ll use you to circumvent that”
opaque coyote
I doubt they would give them technology though
Or maybe just the more shitty ones
Like some rifles
And that's it
Of course to the humans this is fucking golden
jade holly
I doubt they would give them technology though
I mean one Deathmark isn’t too much a loss especially if they don’t trust the humans to do anything on their own
opaque coyote
I mean one Deathmark isn’t too much a loss especially if they don’t trust the hu...
True
But yeah I can see a dynasty using some weakling meatbags to get rid of things "beneath them"
jade holly
I honestly could see one Necron be impressed by the audacity of a Rogue Trader’s need to be eccentric and gaudy to the point of befriending them lol
opaque coyote
The 40k equivalent of:
"Yeah I could pay a babysitter. But why do that when I can contact a relative?"
winter pine
I honestly could see one Necron be impressed by the audacity of a Rogue Trader’s...
lowkey I hope this is the premise of the Rogue Trader DLC with Trazyn
jade holly
Will that be the first time we get an official voice for Trazyn in a game?
opaque coyote
Will that be the first time we get an official voice for Trazyn in a game?
There is already one for cutscenes
jade holly
In what game?
winter pine
getting an ad of a guy complaining that people mock him for shilling RAID Shadow Legends on that video lmfao
jade holly
https://youtu.be/kWEH4sjqlmY?si=ROxsZ2pGaj_ql28T
Just watched it lol
bro has so much sass lmao
opaque coyote
It's hilarious how Trazyn sounds more human than Cawl
jade holly
“Memory is such a fickle thing”
opaque coyote
Apparently Ian Conningham voices him in battlefleet
arctic talon
It's hilarious how Trazyn sounds more human than Cawl
Fun thing in mechanicus as well
The Necrons speak perfect English
The tech priests uh
dont
jade holly
How to make Admech have an existential crisis
Ask why their tech is similar to Necron’s
And What is the dragon in mars
Mag’ladroth was the most feared C’tan for a reason
arctic talon
Ask why their tech is similar to Necron’s
I mean their tech isn’t similar to the Necrons
lol
It’s very different
and worse
lol
jade holly
It’s a cruel imitation
jade holly
What about Cawl?
arctic talon
The only stuff remotely similar is arc weaponry and it doesn’t function like Tesla weaponry
jade holly
The IoM’s premier problem solver
arctic talon
And cawls stuff is just
Imperial tech
But better
It doesn’t resemble necron tech
At all
jade holly
Did Cawl ever improve Necron tech or is that just Admech propaganda I heard?
arctic talon
No
He didn’t improve necron tech
His stuff is shittier
lol
It’s hacked together from what trazyn taught him
What the imperium knows about Blackstone
And his own tech
He has his own shitty pylons
jade holly
Imotekh’s gonna be pissed if he heard Trazyn gave Necron secrets to a human
jade holly
I know
arctic talon
Humanity knows how to use Blackstone
for warp amplification
Inverting it was known, but not well
Trazyn sort of just ended up giving the shortcut to the imperium figuring out how to nullify the warp
jade holly
Which they don’t even wanna do major scale cause they need it for travel right?
arctic talon
Which they don’t even wanna do major scale cause they need it for travel right?
They need it in limited amounts
opaque coyote
Blackstone weapons
arctic talon
Mostly to stabilize shit
jade holly
Hence why I said major scale
arctic talon
Blackstone weaponry is beyond everyone but the Necrons and some really deranged tech priests hacking shit together
Also the old ones
Calling the mechanicus’s blackstone weapon experiments refined is
a stretch
arctic talon
It’s more like gluing shit onto a knife and then stabbing someone until they die
north hawk
yo like this game looks cool but idk warhammer lore so what do i gotta know for this game
jade holly
yo like this game looks cool but idk warhammer lore so what do i gotta know for ...
Honestly nothing, I knew Jack shit when I started playing
arctic talon
yo like this game looks cool but idk warhammer lore so what do i gotta know for ...
The main enemy forces in this game are a Nurgle worshiping cult
And a traitor guard regiment who ended up worshiping Nurgle.
There’s a Darktide lore primer video as well by Leiuten
jade holly
It’s more like gluing shit onto a knife and then stabbing someone until they die
I’m just worried sooner or later they’ll turn Cawl into a magical “fix anything” button and he’ll somehow manage to perfectly reverse engineer and improve Necron tech for no good reason
arctic talon
The rejects are inqusitorial penal conscripts
arctic talon
I’m just worried sooner or later they’ll turn Cawl into a magical “fix anything”...
They won’t
arctic talon
yo like this game looks cool but idk warhammer lore so what do i gotta know for ...
The inqusition are the secret police of the imperium.
Nurgle is the chaos god of plague/pestilance/stagnation
jade holly
A real dirty boy
And I mean literally dirty
Like you don’t wanna be near a Nurgle infested area for long
arctic talon
The imperium is evil(I think this one is obvious)
The chaos cultists and traitor guardsmen are eviler
jade holly
Nah, Papa Nurgle is the best guy in 40K
arctic talon
Go kill them
hollow lantern
The imperium is evil(I think this one is obvious)
The chaos cultists and traitor...
One should not compare evils, Kruber.
fervent geode
Yeah and Nurgle loves all of us, FS should add Moebian VI mode rn, let us spread his love throughout Tertium
Praise the plaguefather
arctic talon
One should not compare evils, Kruber.
Saltz was so based for saying that
jade holly
Alright which one of you beseeched Khorne
We got a Blood Moon forming on the 3rd of March
opaque coyote
We got a Blood Moon forming on the 3rd of March
If it was truly Khorne, it would be at the 8th of August
(8 is his sacred number)
daring creek
Alright which one of you beseeched Khorne
uhm uhhhh ummmmmm
jade holly
uhm uhhhh ummmmmm
daring creek
I saw an advertisement I found annoying and uh
winter pine
Alright which one of you beseeched Khorne
my orks kidnapped one of his aspiring champions and got him, sorry
hollow lantern
Saltz was so based for saying that
Could be used to describe most any of his lines tbh
daring creek
Maybe Steven Universe could fix the Imperium
sacred ginkgo
I can tell you for a fact thats written fanfic
misty vector
steven must use his kindness for evil
queen laurel
steven must use his kindness for evil
steven after trying to talk to an ork war boss
queen laurel
You think steven could kill a space marine
oh yeah
daring creek
How so
I mean like maybe the other gems but
I got no clue how that nugget can on his own
daring creek
What the fuck
misty vector
You think steven could kill a space marine
100%
daring creek
What the hell has been going on with this show
queen laurel
What the hell has been going on with this show
even without that kaiju form his power ups and shieldings are insane
misty vector
thats steven universe future
queen laurel
oh it's officially finish
misty vector
yeah a while ago now
misty vector
rebecca sugar is directing a moomin animated movie rn though
vagrant fox
Can the yankee really do moomin justice
misty vector
she probably could do better than most
sour hornet
My favorite thing about 40k tech is how the Imperium regularly "upgrades" shit by just... making it bigger
bolter, then heavy bolter, then twin-linked heavy bolter
And then, to be able to use it on a titan, vulcan mega-bolter
opaque coyote
Maybe Steven Universe could fix the Imperium
honestly Gem Empire vs Imperium would unironically be entertaining
sour hornet
Same thing with the melta, multi melta, thermal spear, thermal cannon, and melta cannon
daring creek
have a good night homosexuals
sour hornet
honestly Gem Empire vs Imperium would unironically be entertaining
The Gem empire deadass having a death ray would complicate things
daring creek
im not sleeping yet tho
sour hornet
The Gem empire deadass having a death ray would complicate things
bro why is that the only gif 😭
sacred ginkgo
What is even happening here
Why are they just entirely glassing some random planet
raven stone
Well shit it is apparently confirmed
Henry Cavill will be portraying Captain Titus
Expect deluge of Ultra Slop inbound
raven stone
Why are they just entirely glassing some random planet
IIRC the three big gems were actually racists or something