#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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and then his mini is just

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yeah this is a fucking marine lol

heady rivet
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Wanted poser vs reality, is my copium

celest cedar
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Good.

opaque coyote
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Too bad that also includes Europe and Asia getting fucked like during that entire thing

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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And yet I can't get Mantis Blades

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Gorilla Arms are cooler tbf

arctic talon
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well

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you could get something resembling mantis blades

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you just need to saw off your arms

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they'll also be way less effective

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lol

opaque coyote
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Either that or just like

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Tape a knife to my wrists

arctic talon
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but having springloaded knives in a prosthetic arm

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is possible rn

arctic talon
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saw off your meat

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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gameplay reasons

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💀

opaque coyote
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It's honestly something that should've been something you could've combined with mono wire/mantis/gorilla

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Smh

arctic talon
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its meant to be equivelent to those in power

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except its way worse

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lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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On the tabletop its sure as shit equivelent in power

opaque coyote
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Worst part is that Maine makes it look like the coolest shit ever

arctic talon
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but thats because grenades are fucking horrifying in cyberpunk

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not as horrifying as they are in shadow run

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but grenades are grenades

opaque coyote
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Even though it literally only works 67% of the time (unintentional meme but that's genuinely the statistics)

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It worked against the tiger claw

Failed against the cyberpsycho

Worked when he turned cyberpsycho and exploded the sacrifical pyre he made

winged jacinth
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The projectile launch system just being worse than regular grenades is really funny

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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Also getting gorilla arms installed just to cheat at fight clubs

opaque coyote
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Throwing grenades win

arctic talon
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It’s part of the sport

winged jacinth
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I don't think anyone else is using them? The animal might use berserk

arctic talon
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They are

opaque coyote
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Only time I felt bad when it was against the guy who decided to bet his car and several eddies.

Felt bad so I just took the car KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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Final dude is using them

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Also

opaque coyote
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Worst part about 2077 is that less enemies are super chromed up

arctic talon
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They used to be able to use cyberware

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During the boxing

opaque coyote
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Not even like Borg

arctic talon
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Cdpr nerfed them

winged jacinth
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Yeah i always take the car lol

arctic talon
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They don’t use shit anymore lol

winged jacinth
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Lmao rip

arctic talon
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The Valentino had kerenzikov

heady rivet
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The superior Cyberpunk RPG is Shadowrun. A system so German that you often needed a second DM just to make ends meet

arctic talon
last stone
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Second dm to take over?

winged jacinth
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I think as long as you have gorilla arms you can do it with no other augs and 3 body lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Shadowrun is a spreadsheet game

winged jacinth
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The crpg of shadowrun is good!

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Because a computer does the math!

arctic talon
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lol

heady rivet
last stone
arctic talon
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Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay wise is very much a power fantasy game

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LOL

winged jacinth
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Yeah lmao the decker requiring an entire interlinked misson of their own set up lol

arctic talon
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Tbf

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That’s just netrunning as well lol

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Net architecture moment

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💀

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Gotta make a whole ass second encounter

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Bcs your party has a netrunner lol

winged jacinth
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Im convinced sit down hacker is a design antipattern

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Limit it to like killing cameras with an IR blaster or whatever make them live in the real world for the games sake

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Prep and play flow its just a disaster

arctic talon
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Nah

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It’s fine in RED

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Flows fine

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As long as your netrunner isn’t a dumbass

heady rivet
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Real SINless stack 4 Street Samurai

arctic talon
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In 2013 it’s a fucking mess

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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In 2020 it’s less of a mess but still bad

winged jacinth
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I've only played a mini campaign of red but decking kinda sucked but maybe if you get going and have more programs and shit

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I blew up a couple peoples brains

arctic talon
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You need to get some more cyberware

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It’s very slow early game

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Mid game is when netrunning becomes less of a slog in terms of time to do stuff

winged jacinth
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I ended up unjacking to go shoot people for efficiency

opaque coyote
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"God dammit I wanted fantasy hacking not IRL hacking!"

winged jacinth
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Then we killed robot santa who was working for the grinch and elon musk, it was a christmas campaign

arctic talon
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Goes hard

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But honestly you don’t need to finish the net architecture as well

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Is the funny thing

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Sometimes you just need to get deep enough for some simple stuff

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Like taking over cameras

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Or turning off a lock

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lol

winged jacinth
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I actually netrunned the kill by changing the words of the poem that was making robot santa grinchlike

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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So every Christmas, Santa makes sure to remind the Corpos that they don't truly own everything

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And gives it to the wonderful girls and boys...

to blow up people's heads!

winged jacinth
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Grinchin.txt

arctic talon
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But netrunning in cyberpunk red is balancing time in meatspace vs time in the net

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Sometimes being in meatspace is just more efficient lol

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Santa gives out very good gifts

winged jacinth
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breaking into the most secure net facility safely because their legion of black ICE doesn't know how to interface with a ps/2 port keyboard

opaque coyote
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hacking into a water plant since their security system hasn't been updated for years

winged jacinth
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"We keep trying to kill it but all it says is PATENT IBM 1992"

opaque coyote
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I could imagine similar things

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Also love the little detail of Johnny motioning how to use a Rotary phone

winged jacinth
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I think that's mainly because the phone line was airgapped from the net

opaque coyote
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Yeah and Rotary Phones would be so archaic that netrunners would be like

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"what the fuck??"

arctic talon
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Tbf

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Can still tap phone lines lol

winged jacinth
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Ironically its just an analog signal

arctic talon
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Yeah

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The phone stuff would be a techies ballpark

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Not a netrunner

winged jacinth
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You just save the signal on the wire as a WAV and play it basically lol

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Modern phones systems do all kinds of fucked up multiplexing and compression but rotaries? None of that

opaque coyote
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"The government must use the super advanced signal"

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Type of shit

winged jacinth
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Yeah idk its like, visually recognizable, but also maybe the government hid end to end encryption in the rotary phone lol

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Its possible

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No one would expect that

arctic talon
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Rotary phones also are like

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A thing that’s around in cyberpunk

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They fall out of use by 2077

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Obviously, but they’re around in RED

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And 2020 and 2013

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lol

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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The funny thing about keeping rotary phones is that they've obviously invented the keypad and rotary phones suck really bad

arctic talon
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Look

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It fits the vibes

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Also the phone in 2077 isn’t rotary

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Iirc

winged jacinth
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Im kinda upset that in 2077 you don't actually wear your cyberdeck

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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Oh yeah its a payphone isnt it

opaque coyote
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Yeah in some random fucking alleyway also

arctic talon
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Well

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It’s in the back of a store

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lol

winged jacinth
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Its probably got secret encryption buried inside by an agent 30 years ago

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
arctic talon
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Btw

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V just doesn’t have an arm mounted or external one

winged jacinth
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I use mods that steal alts model for equipment-ex lol

arctic talon
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T-bug and other NPC netrunners

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Have external decks

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V is mostly a solo using premade daemons and other packages

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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True

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And in gameplay

opaque coyote
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Not an actual true netrunner

winged jacinth
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V just gets really fucking nasty premades

opaque coyote
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A script kiddie

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...

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Except that script fucking sends you to AI hell

arctic talon
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V is good at the basics

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But they don’t do deep dives and shit

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Which is fine

winged jacinth
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I guess if you're a srs netrunner you need an external deck to fit more hardware

arctic talon
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Bcs that shit expensive

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If you’re a serious netrunner you have more then 1 deck

winged jacinth
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And in your skull or not you still need a neural hookup capable of killing you

arctic talon
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Yeah

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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Most of the serious netrunners in 2077 do their full dives with the support of entire servers tbh

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Also it’s really power hungry in lore

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lol

winged jacinth
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Arms race

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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I think they mention tracking a netrunner by power draw at least once

opaque coyote
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...

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Actually

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I don't know how it'd work and it would be a balancing nightmare

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But

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Making your own quickhacks

winged jacinth
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Oblivion spellmaking KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
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A game built entirely around netrunning

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Would prolly resemble Duskers lol

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Where it’s just a very abstract terminal game

opaque coyote
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Either that or something like Noita

arctic talon
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With a lot of typing and thinking

opaque coyote
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"Time to test out this new quickhack!"

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Avatar explodes spontaneously

winged jacinth
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A pure netrunner game (you could put splinter cell in between hacking sections if you wanted) would be super fun

arctic talon
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Yeah

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It would have to be built for it

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Is the awkward part

winged jacinth
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Yeah for sure

opaque coyote
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If they're lazy ig

winged jacinth
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Been done 1000 times

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Saints row did it twice i think

opaque coyote
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True. I would like a PS styled type of thing tbh

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Ignore the amount of indie games that use that style-

winged jacinth
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They should make you play exapunks KEKW_ogryn

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"YOU WANTED HACKING"

opaque coyote
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Either way two things I wish for a sequel is to go somewhat deeper into Netrunning

And also Cyberpsychosis as a mechanic

winged jacinth
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"WRITE ASM BITCH!"

opaque coyote
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Even if visually

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Or just storywise

opaque coyote
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Like a partner that slowly falls into cybetpsychosis

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Cyberpsychosis in general is interesting

opaque coyote
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Especially since there's a bit of an occult theme to it

opaque coyote
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While quickhacking is obviously meant for

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Well

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Quick hacking

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Then again Edge runners shows Lucy basically doing the netrunner mini game to hack into shit

But extremely quickly

winged jacinth
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This is what hacking looks like in the exapunks universe

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Im writing data through a hijacked autodialer in that level iirc

opaque coyote
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But I like to think the netrunner mini game is specifically for quickhacking

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Like it's simplified intentionally so that it can be done quickly

autumn marten
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Enjoy this modicum of Crimson Fist lore

winged jacinth
young pecan
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that might be my favorite wh meme to date

opaque coyote
spare osprey
opaque coyote
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I imagine something similar but for Netrunner

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The mini game abstracts away a lot of details for quick hacking

rose thorn
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Bets on Monday reveal?

celest dome
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God I do not want to learn Cyberpunk or 40k's evolution of Modbus communication Sitgryn

winged jacinth
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The admech use modbus but in old english

quasi temple
opaque coyote
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Good lord

winged jacinth
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Admech networks using token ring but the token is a physical relic moved by a servitor

opaque coyote
winged jacinth
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Its all scripture

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Ancient mechanicus crypt enshrining 10,000 IBM model M keyboards (they all still work 38000 years later)

celest dome
winter pine
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Holy relic in the vault of a Forge World and it's an ancient IBM mainframe that somehow still keeps going no problem

quasi temple
winter pine
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Forge World of Vulcanus III, powered by an IBM System/390 from 1992 that somehow still works

quasi temple
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Avatar of the Omnissiah

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Actually, honest heretical question.
Could the Omnissiah decide to end the God Emperor?

winter pine
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I thought the Emperor LARPed and played himself up as the Omnissaih

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Isn't it vaguely like Jesus being the son and mortal representive of God on Earth? I forget

quasi temple
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He is kept alive by cybernetics and psykers

winter pine
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UR-025 did say he met the "real Omnissiah, not the false one" though so maybe

young pecan
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AFAIK there's no solid reason to believe Cult Mechanicus' religion has basis in reality in the first place

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And there's not much powerscaling done with the Machine God other than him imbueing knowledge and perfection (also AFAIK)

arctic talon
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Ur-025 independently speaks of the omnissiah

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lol

winged jacinth
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theres a whole variety of theories about where the cult mechanicus comes from but theres never been any indication the omnissiah exists as like, a warp entity with control over machines afaik

arctic talon
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Yeah

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But there is something pre emperor that was referred to as the omnissiah by at least one man of iron

quasi temple
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So if the Omnissiah is real, they could potentially decide to disrupt humanity. But its not likely since Humanity is the basis of much of its power?

arctic talon
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Ultimately GW won’t give a straight answer

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Bcs it’s more fun this way

winged jacinth
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it might be a chained up c'tan lol

young pecan
quasi temple
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Its the first Nokia phone that just won't die

young pecan
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For religious coexistence, AdMech relent and call Emps the Omnissiah

quasi temple
arctic talon
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Nah

young pecan
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Neither side is exactly happy about it though

arctic talon
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The mechanicus have a holy Trinity

winged jacinth
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i really like the frankly dumb lore theory that the emperor was st george and the dragon was the void dragon, and then after winning he locked the void dragon on mars (somehow?) and it became the omnissiah

young pecan
arctic talon
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Like Catholicism

spare osprey
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So the Emperor is... the Omnissiah...?
Like the equivalent to a Jesus figure to the Mechanicus?

arctic talon
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Machine god
Omnissiah
Motive force

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Yeah

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The emperor is their Jesus figure

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Though the omnissiah is more tied to the machine god

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Then Jesus is tied to god

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If that makes sense

young pecan
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I'm sure by now there is a force created by the collective warping of millions or so AdMech that would call itself the Omnissiah or Machine God

arctic talon
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Also

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The dark mechanicum of mars

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Worship the dark king as the “true omnissiah”

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Specifically the heresy era traitors

young pecan
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IIRC machine spirits vaguely exist sometimes due to collective belief

spare osprey
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Okay, okay.
And the is the Motive Force... electricity?

young pecan
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Or are at least theorized to

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Ect.

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Actual AI

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lol

young pecan
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True, but I mean things that shouldn't have consciousness

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Like a plasma gun

arctic talon
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It ultimately is left open Bcs it gives authors freedom

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Yeah well that’s a soul imprint

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Usually

young pecan
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I've never heard of a soul imprint before

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whassat

winged jacinth
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yeah sometimes theres literal ghosts in the machine

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that and emergent behavior from the admech not actually understanding the systems are the two main spooky machine spirits

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as mentioned they'll also call a regular intentionally added control system the machine spirit too lol

arctic talon
young pecan
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Oh damn that's cool

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I'm assuming it's not widely known except by maybe trained psykers

winged jacinth
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the eldar often skip the middleman

arctic talon
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Its why even the tau who are purely rational and sciencey, sometimes report a “ghost in the machine” when it comes to vehicles that have served a massive amount of time

arctic talon
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The imperium believes they’re machine sprints often

winged jacinth
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they're usually just considered miracles which everyone believes in

sour hornet
winged jacinth
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hes straight up making bible references during that

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you cant tell me that reddit atheist hasnt read it

autumn marten
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Why are they called the Crimson Fists? Long Story Short: She was on her period

winged jacinth
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"machine, heal thyself" is just "physician, heal thyself"

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hes doing jesus improv

young pecan
arctic talon
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But it’s funnily enough why the tau value specific onegar gauntlet prototypes

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And try to salvage them

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They perform better then others for some reason

winged jacinth
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weapon xp...

arctic talon
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It’s weird and illogical

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But they just work better

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Ignore the fact the people using them died horribly

sour hornet
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Its a weapon, a few users are destined to suffer unspeakable horrors occasionally while wielding it

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carry on

quasi temple
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So one could also argue that the "blessings" on certain pieces of technology are actually the power of operator belief

winged jacinth
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it is a convenient way to in lore make relic weapons actually more effective

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a power sword used by a bunch of heroes will actually be more powerful than a newly made one

quasi temple
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My gun isn't magically more accurate, I just have a placebo effect going on when I hold it

young pecan
young pecan
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Placebo + Collective belief means you get sliiiight actuality sometimes and the former orher times

arctic talon
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It varies

winged jacinth
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they might also be modifications the mechanicus just calls blessings

quasi temple
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Patches

arctic talon
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Relics vary from

“This gun was made good good”

“This tank cannon has someone’s fucking soul shoved into it and was made from the blood of martyrs”

winged jacinth
sour hornet
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What makes a relic power sword better than a normal one is a combo of build quality and its "spirit"

arctic talon
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Actual guard relic btw

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Lmao

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Cadians got a tank gun made out of dead Cadians blood and the shrapnel picked from them

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💀

winged jacinth
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classic

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Not the only cadian relic made out of cadian blood

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They also got a bell made of it of it as well

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Lmao

spare osprey
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Got a real silly question.

Regular humans/guardsmen have a tenuous relationship with techpriests, yeah?
What if a guard regiment is... very, very welcoming and genuinely courteous to their Martian comrades? Like, Italian family-esque hugs, kisses, and cheers?

Would the priests of Mars flare up with their mechadentrites with an absolute 'NO?'
Would they need a cooling system over the unprecedented feeling of being appreciated?
Would they get an ego boost at least?

young pecan
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Could go any which way

sour hornet
young pecan
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But if you're asking whether they can show favoritism, absolutely

winged jacinth
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its legitimately that techpriest culture is really weird so they get along normally with forgeworld regiments

sour hornet
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Tech-priests are typically very non-touchy so it would be weird.

winged jacinth
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they probably wouldnt be fans of hugs thats fair

sour hornet
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They kinda eschew, or try to eschew normal behavior like that.

young pecan
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They would most likely not like hugs though

winged jacinth
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hugs would fuck up all their trinkets

young pecan
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They might like the sentiment though, if you're close to them

arctic talon
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Enginseers in vostroyan regiments are on average friendlier

quasi temple
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A culture that deplores physical touch, so how do they uh... reproduce?

arctic talon
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With the regiment

arctic talon
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Some naturally made ones

quasi temple
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Lolol

arctic talon
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But mostly vatgrown

quasi temple
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The typo was funnier

arctic talon
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Auto corrects a bitch lol

winged jacinth
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even the natural born ones are probably fertilized in vitro

arctic talon
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But vostroya is an imperial world with close ties to the mechanicus

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Which leads to a level of comraderie

winged jacinth
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can definitely see a biologis having a kid just to see what its like lol

quasi temple
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Thats horrifying. So they extract the gametes and put them in a tube? Man

arctic talon
arctic talon
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And they get sorted

winged jacinth
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dial up noises

arctic talon
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Into dif roles

spare osprey
arctic talon
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But for example

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Cawl grew up in a tube as part of a mass “growing” batch

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When he popped out he was already being curious, and annoying the genator with questions

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He got sent to become a tech priest lol

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Sometimes tech priests just grow one kid

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If they just want a sucessor/child

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Ect.

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But it’s more often big batches

winged jacinth
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i wonder if they do brave new world shit to the tube babies

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making 64 deltas from one egg

arctic talon
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They do when they do specific orders

winged jacinth
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i guess they kinda gave up on like the gene regiments for guard and stuff

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but maybe for skitarii

arctic talon
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But there’s a dif between “I need a bunch of people”

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And “I need a bunch of specifically genebulked bodies for servitors”

winged jacinth
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geno 5-2 chilliad was the one cool part of that alpha legion john grammaticus book

arctic talon
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Cawl was part of a skitarii batch

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lol

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Funnily enough

winged jacinth
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that's pretty funny

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i need to read the cawl books but libgen only let me DL one

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deadlinks for ciaphas cain too 🙁

sour hornet
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Are skitarii the jrotc kids of the admech?

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Magos Biologis are the buff jocks 100%

winged jacinth
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if by that you mean trained as child soldiers until they grow into adult soldiers yeah

arctic talon
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They’re also religious fanatics

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If following the Martian standard template

winged jacinth
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for a fun radiation subcult!

arctic talon
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They’re like sisters of battle but admech and both genders

winged jacinth
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often

arctic talon
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lol

sour hornet
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Ahh

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I see

arctic talon
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That’s sort of how they’re treated by tech priests

sour hornet
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Cawl was one of those???

arctic talon
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They’re the religous muscle

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Cawl was meant to be one of those

sour hornet
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Bro is NOT religious

arctic talon
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But he was too smart

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At birth

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lol

winged jacinth
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cawl was born from a batch meant to feed the skitarii programs

arctic talon
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Nurture not nature

plush mason
arctic talon
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Cawl was raised in a dif environment

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From the rest of his batch

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He also outlived them all

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💀

winged jacinth
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he outlived everyone

sour hornet
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How can Skitarii even meaningfully show independence

arctic talon
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They’re sentient and sapient people

sour hornet
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dont they have brain impulse units?

arctic talon
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Not really

winged jacinth
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they're not servitorized

arctic talon
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They have a specific uplink system that allows a tech priest of sufficient rank or higher ranking skitarii

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To take direct control

winged jacinth
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they can get noospheric orders as well but they mostly are like guard

arctic talon
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And to puppet them to an extent

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Aside from that they’re independent beings

winged jacinth
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crazy cyborg guard

arctic talon
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Religious fanatics

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Highly trained

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Highly motivated

winged jacinth
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also highly equipped

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Yes

winged jacinth
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they're probably the imperium's scariest infantry

sour hornet
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Thats pretty sick

arctic talon
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The mechanicus as a whole are a hivemind

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Due to the noosphere

sour hornet
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What's their life expectancy?

winged jacinth
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if i were a fire warrior vs skitarii i'd be freaked out

winged jacinth
arctic talon
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Which is to say

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They die horribly

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lol

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Skitarii get sent to absolute shitholes

winged jacinth
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if you dont get killed you die of cancer too

arctic talon
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Well

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Not always

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Pass the crux

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And you’ll live

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But veteran skitarii are extremely rare

sour hornet
arctic talon
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Yes

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But absolute shitholes mean the thing they’re fighting is usually awful

sour hornet
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🥀

arctic talon
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They’re similar to imperial stormtroopers

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Yeah

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You got way better gear

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Now go fight the chaos space marines

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💀

sour hornet
#

💀

arctic talon
#

Skitarii are massively punching down

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Against cultists and uprisings and stuff

#

Which is their other use

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But their intended “targets” mostly end up with them punching up lol

winged jacinth
#

they also have the uh, honorable job of screening titans

arctic talon
#

Those are secutarii

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Which are veteran skitarii

#

And also even more fanatical

#

💀

winged jacinth
#

tfw the machine you worship as an avatar of god accidentally steps on you Servoskull

arctic talon
#

Tbf

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That doesn’t happen

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Bcs secutarii are linked to the princeps

winged jacinth
#

titan steps are probably pretty predictable too

arctic talon
#

The princeps knows where their secutarii screen are at all times

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And if they die LOL

winged jacinth
#

im sure when titans fall over theres some squishing though lol

sour hornet
#

Or when they explode

winged jacinth
#

thats extra fun

sour hornet
#

Probably some collateral

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Just a few

sour hornet
winged jacinth
#

speaking of titans wasnt the whole campaign of DOW winter assault in order to retrieve the volcano cannon off a busted imperator? or was the imperator recoverable

arctic talon
#

I think it was for the whole Titan

winged jacinth
#

that makes more sense

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i think you just use the volcano cannon for something at the end?

#

does make you wonder what situation results in one recoverable imperator titan being left there

#

i guess the planet fell to chaos and the dark mechanicus just never got around to it!

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oh it was world eaters lmao that makes sense they'd let an imperator go to waste

young pecan
young pecan
#

The mental image of Ravenor's corpse chair flying through a wall of trash is frying me

sacred ginkgo
#

What are we doing

rocky gale
#

The best version of the Legion is in the OWB mod the Alt path where Lanius goes East before the second battle of Hoover Damn, meets the Goddess Diana and realises that Caesar is cringe and founds a Roman Republic in the East to overthrow him

jade holly
#

The best faction for the Mojave is me

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I will do nothing

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But only things that benefit just me

young pecan
sacred ginkgo
#

Guess

rose thorn
young pecan
#

Gen shit_eating_stare

sacred ginkgo
#

Correct

rose thorn
#

THAT WAS IN GEN???

young pecan
#

Always bet on Gen...

jade holly
#

Honestly if I had to choose I don’t think I like either NCR or Caesar’s Legion

#

More often than not the Yes Man ending is the way I go

young pecan
#

The Legion is the most obviously bad outcome for the whole Mojave it's like completely satirical

#

I can't tell if dude is attention seeking with bait or if he's actually that dumb

spare osprey
# sacred ginkgo What are we doing

"Secure trade routes."
Yeah, secure slave trade routes for they'd gladly put 'em in.
Some folk got a mighty high opinion of themselves.

young pecan
#

Love that the Khan Legion ending is just "Damn, all of our wives and children were sold into slavery. But I guess we're not extinct so there's that."

heady rivet
#

Personally I chose Legion for the sweaty himbo army and getting to share a tent with them in the desert

young pecan
#

The best outcome you have under the Legion is moderate misery or brainwashed fanaticism LMAO

#

Or yeah being into Roman LARPers works too

spare osprey
rose thorn
#

Virgin CL vs Chad Khans

heady rivet
#

The Bitter Springs massacre didnt happen and if it did they deserved it

young pecan
#

The civilians and children getting murked was bad but dude the entire faction admits that they exist to raid caravans and leech kek

#

Of course people are going to hunt you bro stop victimizing yourself

heady rivet
young pecan
#

"But you weren't supposed to do it back angerysad"

spare osprey
#

I've always been half-and-half between House and the NCR.

To me, an NCR ending just feels like living like another state in the modern-day US, flaws and all (With surprisingly a little less racism, too).

A House ending is a very ambitious one... he DID keep the Strat the Lucky 38 intact along with a decent amount of the Strip... but trusting a Libertarian sounds... eh.

young pecan
#

House is just Elon Musk except he's actually a tiny bit smart

#

All he wants to do is go to Mars instead of fixing Earth or something like that

#

His rule is very questionable as well

#

NCR is just America stinkism

#

FNV doesn't seem to have any truly good ending unless you headcanon your courier as being intelligent and charismatic in a Yes Man ending

storm jungle
#

Mortarion

#

dead giveaway

#

Also genuinely dissapointed you didnt DM so that I could nuke this guy, fucking creep lmao

sacred ginkgo
#

Oh this is death sentence worthy?

#

Damn

#

I thought it was just abysmal take

winged jacinth
#

"law and order in the mojave"

storm jungle
#

guy is a literal incel lmao

winged jacinth
#

yes the roving warband that doesnt maintain its own territory will bring more law and order than the organized state or the local established warlord people like

storm jungle
#

It says a lot ngl

#

guy followed it up with

#

"I dont care about morality in video games"

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"Also I killed everyone as Durge in BG3"

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Uhuh...

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then jumped STRAIGHT into "liberals"

winged jacinth
#

i still cant get over the law and order thing

#

the legion canonically leaves chaos in its wake and its only going to get worse when caesar dies in a few years even if you cure his cancer because hes old as shit

storm jungle
#

Yeah they are tribal savages that LARP as romans

daring creek
winged jacinth
#

i hate to be the media literacy award guy but they're a literal roving pack of barbarians lmao

daring creek
#

godness

storm jungle
#

i love people who keep saying "i wish the original ideas for the legion made it into the game" etc etc

#

im glad it fucking didnt

#

what we have in the fandom rn is worse enough

winged jacinth
#

legitimately why would anyone side with the legion when the yes man route exists

#

just be the warlord if you love warlords

#

that way you get to be in charge!

storm jungle
#

Its because of the roman aesthetic, which is even funnier because they dress up in shitty sports gear

young pecan
#

Kirk down be_tiktok2proud

winged jacinth
#

what did they mean by this

daring creek
#

hows this relevant

#

was kirk a roman or

young pecan
#

Incel

sacred ginkgo
#

Me when my great empire's industrial base is so fucking bad that despite having guns its worse than the one from 2000 years ago

young pecan
#

Colloquially that is

winged jacinth
#

i think you might be a little behind on the news bud

young pecan
#

It's like saying Hitler Down

daring creek
#

Mussolini died

winged jacinth
#

oh

outer wave
winged jacinth
#

i get what you're going for but i dont think anyone is saying that

hallow saddle
#

chud DOWN

young pecan
#

Nobody says things until the first person does

winged jacinth
#

acting like kirk was important in any way is more respect than he deserves anyway

hallow saddle
#

kirk was a tool

young pecan
#

I don't think he deserves respect but he was absolutely influential

outer wave
#

Kirk is still a tool even after death

winged jacinth
#

one of a whole menagerie of TPUSA talking heads

young pecan
#

And not just for his public image

winged jacinth
#

interchangeable

young pecan
#

He started questioning Israel and then got slimed

arctic talon
#

Kill everyone

young pecan
#

I think that shows well enough that they considered him important enough xd

storm jungle
#

the mortarion pfp gives it away

outer wave
#

Lmao

arctic talon
#

Enclave are so fucking funny lol

#

They’re so comedically evil

hallow saddle
#

i went down a rabbit hole recently of the seven mountains mandate (a weird evangelical/christian nationalist idea) and how it worked its way into turning point USA

#

its all pretty similar to what the heritage foundation have been doing

arctic talon
#

Unsurprising

nocturne crest
#

Hard to believe that Fallout 3 was the last time the Enclave played a big role in the series.

winged jacinth
#

trying to install their computer president(???)

young pecan
#

Especially since they're the remnants of the U.S. government unless I'm mistaken

winged jacinth
#

yeah

arctic talon
#

And they’re a bunch of psychos lol

winged jacinth
#

they get wiped out on the west coast in 2 then on the east coast in 3

young pecan
#

You'd think the evil rich people would try a little harder when they're actively getting prep time vs. ragtag groups like BoS and NCR

arctic talon
#

Sorta

#

East coast seems pretty fuckin dead tho lol

winged jacinth
#

their outer heaven gets blown up right

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Posidon oil got blown up

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

By some tribal bumfuck(the player)

#

The survivors scattered

#

Also there’s enclave in the American Midwest around Chicago still

#

lol

#

They’re like cockroaches

#

Except 10x more violent and facist

winged jacinth
#

it seems like the west coast enclave has dispersed enough by FNV that the veterans are just like, hiding out as followers of the apocalypse and shit

arctic talon
#

Yep

outer wave
heady rivet
winged jacinth
#

in short the enclave was pretty well prepared and then systematically destroyed by people who thought they sucked

heady rivet
#

Shoutout to the opening movie of Fallout 2 being completely non-canon and just there to aura farm and hide a loading screen

arctic talon
#

A tribal idiot who didn’t know how to use a gun my GOAT the chosen one

winged jacinth
#

they cant be a major power anymore because everyone goes "the enclave? i'll fuckin gut you like a fish you sick bastard"

nocturne crest
#

Shame that Fallout can't move forward anymore.

young pecan
#

I loved that

outer wave
arctic talon
#

No

hallow saddle
#

it is still ongoing

outer wave
#

Good

arctic talon
#

It’s in progress

hallow saddle
#

actively

outer wave
#

Bad

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

lol

hallow saddle
#

its not good at all

arctic talon
#

Its awful

#

lol

nocturne crest
#

It's falling apart.

arctic talon
#

Unless you’re extremely rich + a Christian nationalist

#

Then it’s good for you

outer wave
#

I meant good as in "They're not progressing as fast as they'd like"

young pecan
#

Not completed

arctic talon
#

But only if both those things are true

hallow saddle
#

Russ Vought is still the main driver

arctic talon
hallow saddle
#

and they have a secret second part

arctic talon
#

In some places

#

We only know the public bits

#

Yeah

hallow saddle
#

its all diabolical

nocturne crest
#

Political sentence: ||Turns out no US oil company wants to invest or get involved in extracting oil from Venezuela.||

outer wave
#

OH YEAH

daring creek
#

nice cw

#

lmao

outer wave
#

What a fucking waste

winged jacinth
#

no longer popular to operate death squads to resist the guerillas trying to push you out

nocturne crest
daring creek
#

whay happened to the US being self reliant like Mr Trump wanted

#

:C

outer wave
#

I know he's trying to strongarm them

winged jacinth
outer wave
#

He's also apparently getting resistance for invading Greenland from the top brass

winged jacinth
#

reminder that coca cola operated death squads to kill union leaders in south america!

#

yeah invading greenland is a really fucking bad idea lol

#

i dont think even his cronies want that

nocturne crest
arctic talon
winged jacinth
#

hes just stuck on that

hallow saddle
#

nato havent even issued any kind of statement on the latest greenland threats yet

#

imagine having no fucking balls

outer wave
arctic talon
#

Trumps a dumbass for trying to invade Greenland

daring creek
#

look on google maps

#

you won't see shit

#

144p

winged jacinth
#

denmark at least was like "yeah we cant win against the US but uh, over our dead bodies anyway"

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Or even thinking of it

daring creek
#

ok

nocturne crest
daring creek
#

why is he trying to invade greenland

#

whats the gain

winged jacinth
#

mineral wealth

dapper gyro
#

Oil

outer wave
#

Yeah Europe countries have been defensive over Greenland from what Ive seen

arctic talon
daring creek
#

Actual fucking stereotype holy shit

opaque coyote
#

Due to global warming

winged jacinth
#

denmark would probably force the EU into the issue as a separate entity from NATO

daring creek
opaque coyote
#

That's a generous estimate btw

hallow saddle
opaque coyote
#

Could be even longer

arctic talon
#

Also no shit the military doesn’t want to invade Greenland

opaque coyote
#

So he wants to invade a country for benefits that will be apparent...

When we're all old and grey

arctic talon
#

They’re literally part of an allied nation

#

Like

#

Mf’er

dapper gyro
#

Not chatting here for a week, thing stays the same.

hallow saddle
#

its a stupid idea from someone simpleminded

outer wave
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Venezuela isn’t an allied nation, which is why the military went through with it

opaque coyote
#

And there's

#

One passage way

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

That barely fits any boats

arctic talon
#

They’re gone already

#

It was a smash and grab

#

And by smash and grab I mean they grabbed Maduro and his wife and dipped

opaque coyote
outer wave
opaque coyote
#

Yeah totally worth the investment

spare osprey
#

Man, I just wanna worry about helpin' folk and affording to live for the next handful of decades.

arctic talon
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

If you’re in the US

#

Also yeah the military is already all over the fucking place lol

opaque coyote
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

Yes

#

lol

spare osprey
winged jacinth
#

trump destabilizing a south american government and trying to get the oil companies to move in is weirdly 80s i dont know why he tried that now

arctic talon
#

The US’s military spending is insane

arctic talon
#

But shittier

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

It’s literally what bush did in panema

#

But shittier

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

Nah

#

Reagan didn’t do that

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

He was much more uh

opaque coyote
#

Genuinely

#

And Reagan was already awful

arctic talon
#

In terms of foreign policy yeah deadass

#

lol

#

Regan is better

opaque coyote
#

At least Reagan had the motive to want to keep America a democracy

winged jacinth
#

got taken over by late-brain reagan

spare osprey
opaque coyote
#

At least

arctic talon
outer wave
arctic talon
#

lol

winged jacinth
heady rivet
opaque coyote
young pecan
opaque coyote
#

Not even beneficial for any prospecting oligarchy

young pecan
#

Drill baby drill!!!!

opaque coyote
#

I know Project 2025 is a thing.

And I know that the US Government is following exactly that.

But Project 2025 is fucking stupid.

hallow saddle
#

reagan started the ball rolling to where we are now

opaque coyote
#

Even for a imperialistic country

#

Honestly we should be ashamed over the fact that they got this far

#

Genuinely

daring creek
nocturne crest
#

I wonder if Trump is going to try and bully the UK into not banning twitter/x, because they're talking about it with Canada and Australia now.

opaque coyote
#

Because comparing Trump to the Nazi's.

Is like comparing a Middle Schooler Basketball team to the NBA.

They're both playing the same game, but one was obviously much better at it.

And I hope that they don't get better at the game.

hallow saddle
outer wave
storm jungle
outer wave
opaque coyote
daring creek
#

I'm not sure if he has like. actual brain deteriotation. And its really not far fetched to imagine he does

daring creek
#

Bidens Health team hid it for a whole fucking term

arctic talon
#

Trump is def sick

#

He looks

#

Really bad

heady rivet
daring creek
#

We had a man ridden with dementia for a fucking term.

arctic talon
#

Like really really really bad

#

He’s lucid

storm jungle
#

He literally almost fell asleep mid speech lol

arctic talon
#

But he’s def sick

storm jungle
#

i also noticed hes kinda slurring his words a lot

hallow saddle
daring creek
#

what is he

#

79?

heady rivet
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

He’s not as physically well as he used to

opaque coyote
outer wave
arctic talon
#

It’s extremely obvious

#

Tbh

storm jungle
heady rivet
daring creek
#

surely

#

this will solve the issue

outer wave
hallow saddle
#

its notable by the way that a bunch of the silicon valley tech bros are moving towards christian nationalism too

#

like seriously moving towards it

opaque coyote
young pecan
outer wave
heady rivet
opaque coyote
young pecan
#

I may be starving to death but at least I owned the liberals!!

nocturne crest
daring creek
outer wave
hallow saddle
#

im waiting for JD Vance to officially move from catholicism to evangelicalism

daring creek
#

Prepared to stay in power?

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah Vance is a catholic lol

#

I forgot

hallow saddle
#

hes a fake catholic haha

arctic talon
#

Yeah

daring creek
#

Dude he's gonna die in office

opaque coyote
daring creek
#

Voting will not save us

arctic talon
#

All the older democrats are deadass controlled opposition at best

#

lol

daring creek
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

That’s a stupid take

#

lol

storm jungle
daring creek
#

voting is lwk kinda gambling

storm jungle
#

i swear you people 💀

arctic talon
#

Smh

daring creek
#

you're only hoping something good happens from your vote

#

ultimately

#

its very up in the air

storm jungle
opaque coyote
daring creek
#

and the algorithm is dedicating everyones opinions now

arctic talon
#

lol

opaque coyote
#

I only hope because otherwise it will start a shit storm that will harm even more

#

And I'm genuinely terrified

daring creek
#

If you really want to make change? become a social media influencer atp

crystal forum
#

i hope the US invades us so i can shoot american soldiers

daring creek
#

lol

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

duuuuude, i go to school in MN this shit has been something

storm jungle
#

why does AIPAC exist

#

is that all it is?

spare osprey
#

that's the point lol

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

Lmao

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

And also yeah that

#

lol

daring creek
#

looking it up

#

yes.

hallow saddle
#

it links into christian zionism

storm jungle
daring creek
#

"More than 5 million proud, pro-Israel Americans working to strengthen bipartisan support for the U.S.-Israel relationship."

#

Yeah

#

literally

opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
storm jungle
hallow saddle
#

AIPAC is a huuge topic in itself

crystal forum
storm jungle
spare osprey
hallow saddle
#

same in the UK btw, 13 out of 25 of kier starmer's cabinet take money from israel

spare osprey
#

they've actually kidnapped two people from my uni

heady rivet
# daring creek and the algorithm is dedicating everyones opinions now

And nobody knows anything about the "other side". I see people call the most Democrat liberal opinions of all time a "communist" and the most milquetoast basic Conservative a "nazi" because they just jump to "You are what I labelled you as therefore you are enemy" meanwhile they have the same fuckin opinion but from a different angle FlareWheeze

crystal forum
#

went from geography memes to politics

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Well

vagrant fox
#

is this finally relevant

arctic talon
#

Gotta start somewhere

arctic talon
opaque coyote
spare osprey
spare osprey
arctic talon
#

Protestants are so fucking weird

heady rivet
spare osprey
#

immigrants make up such a large community here too

storm jungle
vagrant fox
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

So

storm jungle
daring creek
heady rivet
valid needle
hallow saddle
#

its more specifically evangelists than protestants in general iirc

arctic talon
opaque coyote
valid needle
#

Fuck me that was quick

vagrant fox
rocky gale
#

I know Church of Ireland are a weird Protestant church, but I don't remember being told about the Israeli endtimes

arctic talon
hallow saddle
#

AIPAC is the israel lobby in america

storm jungle
#

basically in 40k terms

spare osprey
storm jungle
#

its like if the Imperium had an Eldar Office

#

and all it did was support eldar

#

and ignore imperial help

#

lmao

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
daring creek
crystal forum
#

literally nothing will stop ICE short of state police going to war with them (won't happen)

valid needle
#

Disgusting

heady rivet
# valid needle What is AIPAC

Zionist entity that openly brags about paying off US politicians to put Israels interests before America. They also brag that all the people they support always win. Aint that funny?

spare osprey
storm jungle
arctic talon
dark moon
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

England and Ireland Protestants are pretty close to catholic despite not being catholic

hallow saddle
#

see the Seven Mountains Mandate which i mentioned earlier

spare osprey
rocky gale
#

The fun part of Church of Ireland is that it identifies as both Catholic and Protestant, while rejecting the authority of Rome

arctic talon
heady rivet
#

And LBJ overlooked the USS Liberty thats wild

rocky gale
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

You need to accept the authority of the pope tho to be catholic 💀

crystal forum
spare osprey
storm jungle
#

i legit cannot believe they let this shit go