#40k-lore-chat

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nocturne crest
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New Idea: Imagine if they made a kill-team where it's imperial actors pretending to be space marines or something.

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IIRC, there was a sister of battle book where some sisters watched children doing an reenactment of a Xenos battle, but they were given live ammo.

fervent geode
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Sounds cool but

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Bro those guys are getting shredded by plague marines

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Lorewise at least

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Still idk how they'd compete with other kts lmao

nocturne crest
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I got it. They would be actors, like that book for Ciaphas Cain with the five fingered t'au on the front.

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New t'au and ork models, but it's just actors and orgyn.

crisp heath
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Really thought Corvus's name was just fake latin or something

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his name is literally Common Raven

rose thorn
crisp heath
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Ferrus Manus who translates to Iron Hand, the primarch of the Iron Hands legion who has a ship named Fist of Iron

rose thorn
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Iron Hands of the Iron hands known for his Iron Hands who has a ship named fist of iron

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Oh you beat me too it

crisp heath
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L

winter pine
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Iron Hands are my favorite loyalists for that and the combo of borged out Adam Smasher-esque Astartes with the tragic body dysmorphia allegory

celest cedar
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Iron fetish

crisp heath
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They're cool but the only loyalist legions I like are like

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3

winter pine
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Original founding legions for me is uh

hollow lantern
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I think basically every primarch name is some kinds reference

crisp heath
hollow lantern
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There's definitely less than a quarter of them that aren't

hollow lantern
winter pine
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Iron Hands and maybe Ultramarines for being the model space marine in a funny way

crisp heath
crisp heath
winter pine
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I'm too committed to my love of the Iron Warriors as an autistic guy to like the Imperial Fists

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Dorn "nuh uh I'm retreating to my mind palace" on Khorne was pretty fun to read though

hollow lantern
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My favorites are Raven Guard and Imperial Fists tbh, probably cause of the Deathwatch omnibus

crisp heath
fervent geode
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I wonder what legion i should like

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Tbh i like the ultramarines

crisp heath
fervent geode
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Esp novamarines

fervent geode
winter pine
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Ultramarines are fun as the only sorta normal anchor lmao

crisp heath
fervent geode
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Lmao

crisp heath
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just not that much compared to other legions

winter pine
# crisp heath

Angron when he learns his son is Khorne's actual favorite

fervent geode
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I think they have good stuff, like the UM in Know No Fear are peak

crisp heath
fervent geode
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Courage and Honour

crisp heath
winter pine
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I just like the constrast of a somewhat normal and comparable to real life military with the UItramarines to like

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The Flesh Tearers

winter pine
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Or Marines Malevolent mowing down a refugee camp to get invading orks

crisp heath
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they might have at least a mention in lore

fervent geode
winter pine
fervent geode
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Like bad ultras

crisp heath
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Flesh Tearers are a close win tho

fervent geode
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Dominion Zephon's kids

winter pine
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Shout out to the Blood Angels successors that are one bad day from ripping a High Lord's head off and painting their armor black for Abaddon, gotta be one of my favorite 40k tropes

crisp heath
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their symbol is so peak

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they're like

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one of the few BA chapters that actually leans into the vampiric themes

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they mf pretty much sleep in coffins when not in campaigns lol

fervent geode
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Zamn

crisp heath
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yup

winter pine
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Think I sorta like the Ultramarines as a contrast foil to that lmao

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Thinking of Titus looking at a Charnal Guard back up rising from a stasis coffin like

crisp heath
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also

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LOOK AT THIS COLOR SCHEME MAN

winter pine
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Red and black is the best color combo known to man

crisp heath
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they're a blood angel chapter that actually leans into gothic vampire content? SIGN ME THE FUCK IN.

fervent geode
winter pine
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I want a short story of a boring vanilla Ultramarine working with a chapter like that and being like "man what the fuck did Guilliman's brothers get up to for this happen"

crisp heath
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that Night Lord OC has a mix-geneseed with them lol

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dark mechanicum biologis mixed a Night Lord genes with that of a BA marine which was from the chernel guard

winter pine
crisp heath
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my future Iron Warrior OC will just accept that as well KEKW

heady rivet
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A real 40k fan makes up their own chapter BuryEbil

crisp heath
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then after a while i was like "this kinda sucks" and deleted them

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and now im doing a homebrew warband

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does that count?

winter pine
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Only idea I have is a Black Legion warband of a former Iron Warriors who has to wrangle and keep in line a bunch of maniacs

crisp heath
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lmfao

heady rivet
winter pine
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I thought it be a fun gimmick for a jaded Heresy veteran having to manage hot headed loyalists who finally ditched the corpse emperor vs his veteran guys who hate their guts

crisp heath
# heady rivet Oh spill the tea on em

Chapter of unknown founding; they were almost wiped out of existence but were saved last second by some Inquisitor and reinforcements
as an old ritual, they swore an oath to be the Inquisitor's protector until they also managed to save her from certain death- until that moment came and the Inquisitor died after a lone "weird" tyranid managed to split itself from the hive fleet into their ship. The tyranid was stranger than normal and managed to mutate and adapt to the ships enviroment eventually killing the Inquisitor and severely wounding the chapter master and killing basically half of the chapter, who then swore revenge on the tyranid (who after killed was brought back by the hivemind with scars and stuff like that)

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their name were the Oathkeepers

rose thorn
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Hey are there any Chinese shows and moviesthat are good

winter pine
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A fun idea I had for an Ork waaaagh was a feud with the World Eaters after they captured, tortured, and thoroughly broke down an aspiring champion but I dunno how to write it properly

heady rivet
winter pine
heady rivet
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China has a ton of good action

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They basically invented the martial arts movie, so

heady rivet
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But its exactly what you expect

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Which is good action

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Wandering Earth is a genuinely fantastic sci-fi also

rose thorn
heady rivet
crisp heath
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Angways imma go sleep now chat

rose thorn
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Ooooo oka

crisp heath
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Bye chat

jade holly
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Ok so I get the joke of IW carrying the heresy

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But what actually happened

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I get they were still instrumental I just forget how much they actually did

heady rivet
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They were the only Traitor Legion that wasnt going fuckass crazy, losing more than they won, being too busy trying to summon daemons by throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, or all of the above

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Basically the entire Siege of Terra was every other Traitor Legion getting slaughtered, hard-countered, and deserting to go rip babies in half. And then the IW would make actual progress. Then the second they say "Fuck this I'm out" and leave the Traitors instantly buckle to the point Horus has to bait Big E to his ship to have a chance

heady rivet
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Oh and the Emperors Children just wandered off to grind civilians into cocaine

jade holly
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Call it a hunch, but I think IW are one of your favorite legions lol

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But yeah I get the picture now

heady rivet
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The IW really did just carry that hard

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When you hear they carried, they pretty much carried the Siege. Horus was still Horus for the most part

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Its just that by the time they're at Terra, everyones fuckin lost it

heady rivet
heady rivet
sour hornet
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Based????

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I'm joining this scheme as a collaborator. 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

celest cedar
fervent geode
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The ruinstorm prevented three massive legions from being useful alot of the time

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But the IW did good work

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And the DG too

last stone
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The Alpha Legion carried both sides, you just haven't heard of it😎

glass drum
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Alpha legions werent even in the siege were they?

last stone
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Maybe they were, maybe they weren't

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But they were there, rogal Dorn Killed Alpharius, or Omegon

glass drum
last stone
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Oof I don't know. I just know it was during the heresy, and I'm certain they had agents during the siege, but tbh, I couldn't slog my way through the siege books

glass drum
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Im only about a handful of books in HH myself ngl

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I got maybe 25% done in HH

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8 books to go just to get the entire story

last stone
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Nice

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I pick and choice, I like the world eater books. Kharn is awesome, and I like the shiplady

glass drum
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Forgot her name

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Only read angron's 30k book so i got his perspective into HH

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Never did understood Angron until i read it

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He had every right to be a traitor lmao

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Fulgrim's as well was pretty good

last stone
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The renegades book "Harrowmaster" is also very cool if you want more modern Alpha Legion

glass drum
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Havent even read their 30k ones yet xd

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I'll just get confused on some missing bits

last stone
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Yeah I've heard stories about that Angron was supposed to be the healer, he is very emphatic and the butcher nails really did him dirty

last stone
glass drum
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Probly finish the ones on my list first

last stone
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Absolutely

last stone
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Oh

glass drum
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Well currently he is kind of written as the Gladiator-ish type
hard to say what he could've been without the nails

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Maybe paladin type

last stone
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Well currently he is written as the dude that benchpressed an imperial Knight or a Titan, I forgot

glass drum
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He is pretty strong, currently i think it was only Horus who was able to manage to beat him up

fervent geode
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omegon alpharius was killed by rogal dorn at the battle of pluto

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no alpha legion fought at the siege, they were supposed to but i didnt pan out

fervent geode
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they didnt really contribute fully to either side

glass drum
fervent geode
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and they were killing each other too

fervent geode
glass drum
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Havent gotten far in books yet so taking it slow

fervent geode
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wait ill see if i can pull the excerpt

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this was after angron tried to whack him

glass drum
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Oh its on the list im following

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Should be reading it soon

fervent geode
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nice

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its a good book

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thats basically the list i followed + aurelian, mark of calth and few others

last stone
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Betrayer is good

glass drum
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Im on Flight of eisenstein now

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And a couple of recent ones like Son of The Forest

fervent geode
glass drum
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First heretic is Lorgar's perspective?

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So i hear

fervent geode
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Uh kinda

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Its like a book about the word bearers' fall

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There is some from lorgar perspective and some from argel tal's and the blessed lady too

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Its good

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Aurelian is more of purely lorgar's perspective

glass drum
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Liked to see WB's perspective honestly

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Their kinda famous for traitor legion but alot of peeps just like to shit on erebus for some reason

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Only got maybe the gist of the story in youtube lore videos but not the whole ones tbh

glass drum
fervent geode
last stone
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Who was it again that though killing Karn's best friend was a good idea, and then accepted a dual to the death?

glass drum
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If we didnt get the scattering of primarchs i doubht they would be as interesting as they are rn

fervent geode
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He was based like that, wouldnt wuss out of it

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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The heresy is an ultimately minor event

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It affects the history of 1 faction

fervent geode
glass drum
sacred ginkgo
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Chaos marines would happen anyway, just not that big

fervent geode
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The imperium would be unbelievably stronger

sacred ginkgo
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And the chaos gods would predate on the guard primarily instead

glass drum
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wasnt the imperium close to winning the galaxy if HH didnt happen?

fervent geode
fervent geode
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The Guard falls much easier than astartes

sacred ginkgo
# fervent geode How

"Hey dude you're about to die, want to like, not do that?"
"PLEASE"
"Sure, just do x for me after you're done"

fervent geode
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There are loads of lost and damned guard regiments compared to astartes hereticus

glass drum
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Khan's book yeh nothing could stop them
But then Horus Heresy happened
The warp was about to be closed by Big E wasnt it?

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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It always crops up

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Chaos is constant

fervent geode
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That's why the warp damage and daemon summoning is needed

sacred ginkgo
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The heresy was really good for them but cults will appear everywhere

fervent geode
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Its why the psychic awakening was so bad

fervent geode
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Not to mention the potential success of the imperial webway project

sacred ginkgo
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And the reason I say ultimately minor is because you can summarize it to 3 sentences and be totally fine for knowing 40k

fervent geode
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The Imperium would just win 30k

sacred ginkgo
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The imperium would never succeed at such scale

fervent geode
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With a God Emperor actively leading them

sacred ginkgo
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They would just eat themselves alive anyway

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Such is the nature of facism

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Entire sleeping civ of previous galaxy owners:
Other previous civ of galaxy owners:
Hyperpredatory swarm species:

fervent geode
glass drum
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They did make it sound pretty close that the webway was the about to be complete
complete independent from the warp was Big E's plan to starve them out wasnt it?

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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They still existed

fervent geode
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In fact if there was no heresy there is chance the tyranids dont come

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Because the Pharos is never overloaded

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
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Way later in any case

fervent geode
glass drum
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I havent read any Tyrannid lore so far
but i did hear they only started coming in after the events of Dantioch's machine exploding (i forgot)
That the nids caught it up and slowly entered the galaxy

fervent geode
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The crons awakening would be much easier to deal with since chaos would be a minor threat

fervent geode
fervent geode
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Even the Aeldari qere impressed

sacred ginkgo
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And can pretty casually just

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Nuke the galaxy

fervent geode
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There will be no new among them, whilst humanity grows as Oltyx says

sacred ginkgo
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They have so many wmds that they just don't use cause it would destroy too much stuff

glass drum
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That would be something to see
Big E still alive with 18 primarchs and a united Imperium Vs Necrons

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Close enough

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They could just decapitate the imperium if they felt like it

fervent geode
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Like it would destroy a lot, but an Imperium with 18 primarchs is a differeny beast

sacred ginkgo
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You're also ignoring the fact that the imperium has to constantly deal with its internal unrest

fervent geode
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They also dont all wake up at once

fervent geode
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But usually the Imperial Army was handling that

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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It just does it

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It doesn't need to be near it

fervent geode
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VIIth, VIth and XVth Legions nearby

sacred ginkgo
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Necrons are silly like that

queen laurel
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yeah so the necrons just has access to this super weapon

fervent geode
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Eh i doubt the oruscars would use it

queen laurel
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If they genuinely wanted to they can just supernova away the imperium but they don't

fervent geode
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Tbh not surprised

sacred ginkgo
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They could if they wanted

fervent geode
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Its crons

sacred ginkgo
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They just don't because they want to actually own the planets

fervent geode
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Yeah its their galaxy after all

sacred ginkgo
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And because it would end the setting real quick

fervent geode
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True enough

sacred ginkgo
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Also

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You act like the primarchs wouldn't succeed from the imperium naturally without the influence of chaos

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Because a pretty solid number of them would leave the imperium eventually anyway

fervent geode
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Maybe Mortarion would?

sacred ginkgo
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Because uhhhh

fervent geode
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Apart from that no

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I dont see ir

sacred ginkgo
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Facism Bad™

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
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He dies from the nails

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He was going to die

sacred ginkgo
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They could have fixed him but like

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Plot

fervent geode
glass drum
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Didnt the Emperor tried to fix angron but even him couldnt?

fervent geode
fervent geode
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It didnt work

sacred ginkgo
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The emperor is the most powerful biomancer alive he could just snap his fingers

glass drum
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Yeh fckin land didnt do shit

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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But they have to have angron fall to chaos somehow

fervent geode
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And not including warp fuckery i rexkon szeras is better at biomancy than him

sacred ginkgo
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They could also just

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Go get a haemonculous or something and have them do it

fervent geode
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His cerebral cortex was gone

glass drum
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There is probly a gimmick to it

fervent geode
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Taking the nails out means he dies

glass drum
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Even if the nails were removed Angron's brain would've been destroyed with it

fervent geode
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He has no frontal lobe or cerebral cortex

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He would be lobotomised

sacred ginkgo
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Then just make one

fervent geode
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Well uh

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He'd die during his time without em

sacred ginkgo
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Most powerful biomancer in the galaxy

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And he can't grow one brain

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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The nails killing him is literally arbitrary plot stuff

fervent geode
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The person dies

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But its a lore thing ig so yeaj

glass drum
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Well tbf its a primarch brain also which was he cant make anymore afaik right?

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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Man this is why the heresy should've been like 3 books how it was supposed to have been

fervent geode
sacred ginkgo
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It adds so much bs

sacred ginkgo
glass drum
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I kinda do like HH tho im not that deep into it yet

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The rest of my lore is from lore vids xd

fervent geode
glass drum
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Im like 8 books in warhammer 40k

fervent geode
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Without the primarch's soul

sacred ginkgo
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They do it all the time

fervent geode
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Would he just be a simpleton?

fervent geode
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Warp essence or smth

sacred ginkgo
fervent geode
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The deal on molech and all

fervent geode
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Like the time he told a codicier he is murderous out of spite to the emperor iirc

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Because worlds gained in ultrasuplexviolence arent very compliant in the long term

sacred ginkgo
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This is just rotting my brain
I hate marineslop

fervent geode
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I wish we were all crons

sacred ginkgo
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Horus heresy could've been 3 books

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Or you know

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1 paragraph

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Like it was for several editions

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It is not that important to the setting

fervent geode
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It was becoz people wanted shit on all legions, and on mechanium and shit

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So they kept makin em

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For the monie

sacred ginkgo
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Yeah I know why

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Its just annoying

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Because despite it having 80 morbillion books like 2 of them are relevant to the modern setting

fervent geode
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I think at least the WB books are relevant to what the hell we becamr

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Didnt read much else save core stuff

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So cant really comment on that

glass drum
fervent geode
valid needle
nocturne jetty
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I love Eldar

celest dome
valid needle
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💀

celest dome
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Biomancy, Divination

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Like one of the most powerful "human" Psyker, can't see the past version of a brain, and use biomancy to reconstruct the brain

valid needle
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Which would only be possible if the nails were removed, which would kill angron, and who knows if the emperor is a necromancer.

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I haven’t read all the heresy books but I’ve never seen him bring the dead back to life

celest dome
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Again

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Psyker shit

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There is a load of powers that aren't even accessed by players

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And there is already some that will just keep a dying from the door of death

valid needle
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At the point when a brain has been completely removed what is there to keep alive?

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Now if we’re talking healing regrowing angrons old brain then maybe. But a brain transplant and bringing angron back to life is a bit far fetched imo.

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But at the point of a full brain transplant is it really still angron or just a new primarch wearing his skin?

storm jungle
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"Oh the nails would kill him"

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So literal brain wires are superior to one of the most powerful psykers' abilities who can delete literal armies with a wave of his hands? Make it make sense lmao

celest dome
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Ye, and like he made the Primarch wholesale

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they're designed

storm jungle
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Yeah but the reasoning is "oh its DAOT tech"

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says to the man who can literally biomancy his entire appearance

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again just lazy writing

tough haven
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Angron is the epitome of plot contrivance

tough haven
valid needle
celest dome
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Just like the Deamons of the Chaos Gods

storm jungle
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Angron is probably ironically THE most understandable one

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the others are just "WAH WAH WAH"

vagrant fox
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Angron is my favourite one and I still think he's a brainlet
Waa waa die with honour in combat. Brother if you want to die in combat just throw yourself at the emperor after asking for an audience

queen laurel
valid needle
lofty mason
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Are there any undiscovered technological advanced species in 40k? or any stories about lost megastructures created by these beings discovered by IoM or other major factions?

tough haven
storm jungle
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40K exists to make any homebrew you want, the answer is "yes".

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"advanced alien ruins" is like one of the most used sci-fi tropes lol

wintry cloud
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Wheres the wolf guy

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I need his knowledge

vagrant fox
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hwat for

wintry cloud
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I wanna get some AoS khorne infantry models

But I have paralysis since ive heard theres rumors for a big refresh at the end of 4th edition

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(I dont remember how many hears AoS has left for 4th)

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Was gonna get some blood warriors/wrathmongers

storm jungle
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@arctic talon

jade holly
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Bro literally sees the flaws in everything

wary fulcrum
crisp heath
crystal forum
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i wish i could feed on gman's slop

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i want it

crisp heath
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slop on the cob

nocturne crest
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I wonder if it would make sense to do a 40k verison of this, but it's a knight pilot instead and they're just carrying ranged weapons from his knight.

celest dome
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Not much sense

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But it's the Imperium, so could work KEKW_ogryn

jade holly
celest dome
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But make more match with some Admech with some of their Ordinatus

rose thorn
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I wish cities of sigmar had something similar, but it isn’t impossible to kitbash

celest dome
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A maybe more fitting take of that could be:
Dreadnought wreck being held aloft by Chapter Serf, with the 3/4 dead SM being only able to pull the trigger of the gun it is attached to

rose thorn
nocturne crest
jade holly
nocturne crest
jade holly
nocturne crest
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Time flies. It's a 5/6 year old model now.

celest dome
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Covid has made time keeping so difficult tbf

nocturne crest
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Yeah.

jade holly
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Are the EC models still considered new?

shadow plover
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Yes

nocturne crest
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Yeah, I don't think it's been a year yet since they were shown.

shadow plover
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I still have the launch box next to me unopened so it has to be new

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simple as

sacred bluff
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@storm junglehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbzAifF0hlM

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your husband

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primarch brothers meeting soon???

storm jungle
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Too slow, haha

sacred bluff
nocturne crest
last stone
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Wait the Lion is back? So there are now 2 loyal primarchs running around?

shadow plover
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He's been back like 3 years now

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and no they've not met

last stone
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Whaaaaat

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I missed that completely

shadow plover
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it was the 9th edition end event, him and Angron returning

last stone
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Then again, I don't particularly read a lot of dark angels. I did read about Cypher, and I like him a lot

shadow plover
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The Lion novel that was released a while after he was revealed to return was an absolute gem

last stone
shadow plover
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makes DA finally interesting

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Well his re-return

last stone
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Guess who's back, back again

shadow plover
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quite so

last stone
shadow plover
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The Lion: Son of the Forest

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9/10 book, among the best one off books in 40k

last stone
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Ah okay, thanks for the advice

shadow plover
last stone
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The aero smth books are also surprisingly good reads

shadow plover
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aeronautica, yeah. I've heard they're very very good but I've yet to read/listen them

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they're on the list though

heady rivet
last stone
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Holy shit that's a bright info page

heady rivet
nocturne crest
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I wonder if the Ravenwing will get an update.

fervent geode
heady rivet
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Word Bearers cut off most of the fighting-strength loyalists, SoH kick everyones ass from Istvaan to Terra, Night Lords troll the Dark Angels hard. Then Terra humbles everyone but the Iron Warriors and is basically the only guy that can form a coherent thought anyway

fervent geode
winter pine
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I do like the Great Crusade and Heresy gimmick of the Death Guard being total scorched earth, no weapons are off limits warfare

fervent geode
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Destroyer weapons? Nah cmere inductii and tac squads

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Phosphex for all

winged jacinth
winter pine
winged jacinth
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They should reveal that the men of iron are the emperors fault

fervent geode
fervent geode
winged jacinth
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tries to defear chaos with souless machines
forgot that terminator movie he watched 20000 years ago

fervent geode
winter pine
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Forgot the message of the kid saving the world by lying to the terminator cop, smh

winged jacinth
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And then they created terminator armor as an eternal reminder...

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I mostly think it would be funny to tack even more huge fuckups on the emperor

fervent geode
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Termi armour was supposed to replace astartes power armour, god i wish we had 100s of thousands of lads in tartaros duking it out

winged jacinth
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"When working with serbian nationalist group the Black Hand, the emperor accidentally..."

celest dome
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@queen laurel Was it you who said that Eternally was really embodying Eternal's way of talking ? If so I agree with you

winged jacinth
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I personally think the emperor should have a 42000 year track record of fucking up

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Make him responsible for the bronze age collapse

fervent geode
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The Emperor called over the sea people

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He had the Peleset, Weshesh and Tjekker come over to fight chaos, it didnt go so well

winter pine
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The emperor thought it'd be a great idea to put lead pipes all over Rome

last stone
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The emperor accidentally pressed the "dive" button on Atlantis

arctic talon
arctic talon
wintry cloud
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Cause apparently its for the end

arctic talon
#

Khul is likely up for a refresh

wintry cloud
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So just him

arctic talon
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Either this edition or next

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Yeah

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5e is a while off

wintry cloud
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Ty

arctic talon
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And honestly new blades of Khorne

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Would likely blend in well

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With the current range

fervent geode
storm jungle
jade holly
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I have good news boyos

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I managed to get me a Necrons Battalion

rose thorn
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What do we think is preorder tomorrow

jade holly
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I got what I wanted

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Also Titus isn’t sold out yet lmao

rose thorn
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I like the spearhead / combat patrol sized battalions, I hope they do more of them

jade holly
daring creek
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Good day homosexuals

vagrant fox
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sounds like a slur to me

crisp heath
proven needle
jade holly
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The same price as all the models in the battalion if bought individually

rose thorn
rose thorn
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OH THE KT BOX lmao

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Wiat

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Is thsi literally

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2 killtwam terrain sets stuck together

proven needle
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I think so, yes.

rose thorn
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The KT terrain is baller af I heard someone kitbashes it into a uh…

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What’s that thing called

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The floating box

proven needle
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Monolith?

jade holly
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Obelisk?

surreal nest
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wow they actually have new boarding patrol rules

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i thought they tossed that

jade holly
#

Honestly, I’m surprised I pulled it off getting this

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I was fully anticipating that I’d have to just get Aza’gorod instead

rose thorn
crisp heath
#

so the imperium does have their version ofcanoptek scarabs

jade holly
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Plus Imotekh modified some to work as homing beacons for Flayed Ones

storm jungle
languid meadow
storm jungle
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or atomize the shit they bite

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or build entire cities

jade holly
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Wanna hear something funny Dilara?

languid meadow
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they should give cherubs guns

storm jungle
crisp heath
jade holly
#

The Titus kit is still not sold out on the site

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Midus

jade holly
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The Nightbringer too

arctic talon
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still up lol

jade holly
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We stay winning chadgryn

crisp heath
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just had an amazing OC idea just to find an already existing art for it

rose thorn
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What was it

daring creek
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Originality doesn't exist in a true way

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We all copy something else one way or another

rose thorn
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On the topic of OCs, making my pathfinder character and I’m trying to think what to add and change for the design

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He’s a ghost that possessed a scarf

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I’m thinking he was a paranormal investigator? Someone suggested giving him a beanie

crisp heath
# rose thorn What was it

Idea for Night Lord raptor OC who's heavily mutated, thought about jump packs are kind of limited so thought of making him animalistic came in and what animal suits Night Lords more than bats?
well not that much of an original idea since i found this instantly on pinterest

rose thorn
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I’m gonna make the scarf even bigger

rose thorn
jade holly
crisp heath
rose thorn
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An issue is I have come up with a personality yet

crisp heath
rose thorn
crisp heath
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not familiar with that term

last stone
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Didn't raven guard also get mutated raptors due to Alpha legion shenanigans?

rose thorn
last stone
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As they should

crisp heath
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do you really think the IoM would tolerate any mutations?

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lol

rose thorn
rose thorn
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Yeha lmao

crisp heath
wintry cloud
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Boys we got em

jade holly
storm jungle
wintry cloud
last stone
crisp heath
crisp heath
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most of the time they're getting killed

storm jungle
crisp heath
#

you see

jade holly
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Wyd if me and the boys pull up like this

crisp heath
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it's difficult for me to understand social clues

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so uhhh

storm jungle
crisp heath
last stone
crisp heath
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dude

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what

last stone
#

They gave flayers right?

crisp heath
jade holly
last stone
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No the guns that strip all the atoms

crisp heath
#

yeah biological atoms

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youre not getting naked youre completely turning to dust

last stone
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"Exposing myself to the outside" didn't sound very good either

languid meadow
crisp heath
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does someone have

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the clip of the Iron Within animation

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of the Iron Warrior

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smashing a guardsman heads in

last stone
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Hahah

crisp heath
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for doing the aquila in front of him?

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its such a funny moment

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i need it saved as a reaction video

arctic talon
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Ngl

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I expected his head to explode

crisp heath
daring creek
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It was a slap

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A punch his head would've been made gumbo

crisp heath
#

seems like what hit the guardsman was more of his forearm than his hand

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and tbh with the blood that splats i think it DID blow up his face where it landed just not his entire head

jade holly
#

Whatever the case that’s a snapped neck

crisp heath
#

oh yeah hes dead

daring creek
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No i think hes ok

crisp heath
storm jungle
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goofy ass

daring creek
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Hes ok

crisp heath
daring creek
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Oh yeah guardsmen have a hard time telling traitor marines from loyalists right

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Unless its very obvious

jade holly
#

That is an IW right?

winter pine
crisp heath
#

they showed up

winter pine
#

The Lords of Excess book where the Emperor's Children bullshit the Imperial Nobles had me laughing, I love it

crisp heath
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The ONLY reason they showed up is because the leader we see leading the assault was taken from this planet

crisp heath
crisp heath
opaque coyote
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In another timeline they would've been Tzeentch

jade holly
crisp heath
#

safe to say these guys were exhausted

opaque coyote
#

By superfeyn

The freaky T'au died doing what she loved...

Being eaten out by her Kroot GF

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ba dum tss

crisp heath
#

makes it more impactful

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sad death

opaque coyote
#

So of course there would be something like this

winter pine
#

unless I'm mistaken isn't it a huge taboo for the kroot to eat a tau like that

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Double tragic

opaque coyote
#

So I wonder what happened

crisp heath
#

funnily enough I bought the Developers Digital Pack for the Dark Heresy game

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and i still havbent played the play test

jade holly
#

Is it possible for a Deathmark to become a mercenary?

opaque coyote
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I can't imagine being the Kroot's lawyer ngl

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"Your Ethereal honor. My client is innocent for she consented to be eaten."

crisp heath
crisp heath
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plus with previous context of their relationship

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makes for a beautiful death

opaque coyote
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Still would be awkward as hell in the court room though

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Well provided that the Kroot didn't just lie and say that she is MIA

jade holly
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Given how rigid the laws of Tau are I don’t see that argument working

opaque coyote
#

Or blew up by a grenade

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Like genuinely it would be easy to hide given that it's during a battle

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All the Kroot gotta do is not accidentally swallow the dogtags

crisp heath
#

who cares

storm jungle
#

Necrons are oathbound

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theres no "mercenary" work for them

jade holly
#

Yeah and Deathmarks are extremely loyal to their dynasty

storm jungle
#

Yep. They are literally political pocket assassins

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their loyalty is certain

jade holly
#

rip the idea for a Necron Deathmark fighting as a mercenary for a Rogue Trader lol

storm jungle
#

helps that they are complete creeps so they cant exactly be swayed

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the only ""free"" necrons are the triarch praetorians

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who are like nomadic judges that travel in-between dynasties

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and sometimes even primitive human cultures

jade holly
#

I mean unless you do some wack ass logic and have a dynasty or tomb world form an alliance with a Rogue Trader and the Overlord leases them a Deathmark

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But good fucking luck doing that

storm jungle
#

That would only be possible if a "nice" Phaeron or Phaerakh wished it so

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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so it isnt impossible

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you just need a huge cloak

storm jungle
#

necron tech is so advanced its basically magic

opaque coyote
#

Figures

jade holly
jade holly
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True

surreal nest
#

bro why the fuck is larian so adamant on AI usage for concept art they just refuse to not use it lmfao

jade holly
#

Speaking of can a Cryptek overthrow an Overlord and take over a Tomb world?

storm jungle
#

They'd need a really good reason for it

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but its possible

surreal nest
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im the jacking bot

storm jungle
#

remember that Imotekh basically did the entire thing

jade holly
#

Some people just wanna graft themselves to a Canoptek Spyder to see what happens

storm jungle
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or fearful of you so that they dont get ideas

jade holly
#

Meanwhile Orikan and Szeras are just “fuck off I’m working”

jade holly
storm jungle
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Both still appease their masters

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Szeras needs a lord or he cant get subjects and materials

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Orikan does the same, hes just slippery

jade holly
#

Actually yeah isn’t Orikan scared of Imotekh?

storm jungle
#

Yeah lol

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Orikan is a sniveling worm

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he just has timetravel powers

jade holly
#

Almost every Necron is tmk

opaque coyote
#

Or again

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Impossible

storm jungle
#

Necrons are really huge on loyalty

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you being a "rogue" cryptek would have you be extremely criticized and looked down on

opaque coyote
#

Damn now I wanna make a Japanese themed Dynasty

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Ehhh

storm jungle
#

oh my god

opaque coyote
#

Nah

storm jungle
#

stop shoving japan into everything you fucking weebs

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lmao

opaque coyote
#

Egyptian too goated

jade holly
last stone
#

Maori then

storm jungle
#

no

jade holly
opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

white people need to come up with any culture to ruin i swear

opaque coyote
#

I'm Chinese which makes it worse

storm jungle
opaque coyote
jade holly
opaque coyote
#

Chinese Dynasty would also go hard

storm jungle
#

people be like

"I got a totall cool homebrew idea"

Just uses Samurai, Vikings or Knights

jade holly
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In reality tho what sort of accents would they speak with?

last stone
#

Teutonic necrons

opaque coyote
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Honestly surprised we haven't done a Scottish themed Imperial Knight Dynasty

jade holly
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Cause Russian does not feel right for them

storm jungle
opaque coyote
crisp heath
storm jungle
crisp heath
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yup stealing that

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i was looking for mutation ideas for my OC and holy fucking shit look at what i found

last stone
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Wow dude, take it easy on the stimms

crisp heath
sacred bluff
crisp heath
nocturne crest
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daring creek
arctic talon
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Japan

storm jungle
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Japan

celest dome
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Ok, but what if SM Swiss Guard.
Whole aspect is trading out SM to the Ecclesiarchy as Bodyguard for Bishops and such

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But they're not religious/faithful, they're just doing it for thebmoney

last stone
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Space marines and money?

crisp heath
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mine is mostly based off stuff i like outside of nations Astolfo_smile such as transformers and other factions from other settings

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some times i just copy multiple characteristics from already existing stuff in 40k

storm jungle
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But in their case they send out 1-2 Marines to act as military helpers and advisors.

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so your idea ironically isnt that far fetched lol

languid meadow
crisp heath
valid needle
winter pine
wintry cloud
daring creek
#

More like

storm jungle
daring creek
heady rivet
daring creek
#

I want nuclear missile codes so bad

languid meadow
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"Vague idea of Belgium"

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Ok Big D

spare osprey
#

"Belgium."
Mmm. Waffles.

daring creek
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Waffles

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Send me waffles

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I'm so hungry

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Someone send me corpse starch

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PLEASE

spare osprey
#

All I got is crummy hospital sandwiches and shots of apple juice.

daring creek
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Your fursona nose looks like it glows

daring creek
#

Are you a nurse

spare osprey
daring creek
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Noiceee

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Name?

spare osprey
daring creek
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Oh neat

spare osprey
daring creek
#

Irl medicae worker

daring creek
spare osprey
# daring creek Irl medicae worker

It's fun. Tough.
But good work.
I will keep whining until my team is paid more than the concierge dorks and the easygoing Supply Chain grunts...
But what can ya' do?

daring creek
#

Yea

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That sounds like fine work as long as you get paid enough

spare osprey
daring creek
#

Yikes that sounds like you need a union

sour hornet
spare osprey
spare osprey
sour hornet
#

I'm thinking of changing my loyalist faction to the Sororitas

#

They're so based

heady rivet
sour hornet
#

I don't double dip

heady rivet
sour hornet
#

Expanding my heart only expands my love for the factions within it 🙏

spring cairn
#

u should throw everything out to make space for IG

spare osprey
celest cedar
crisp heath
#

and its probably the screen Guilliman has to deal every day

#

him and Robert would share a cup of coffee in the morging with the same tired expression

storm jungle
#

putting a great character like Robert Robertson III in the same sentence as Guilliman makes me wanna vomit

rocky gale
#

40k Dispatch please, basically just play as Rannick

storm jungle
#

that arleady exists

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its called the Tabletop

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also trying to get your friends to play a game

crisp heath
storm jungle
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Slopmarchs = Bad

crisp heath
#

fun and whimsy

storm jungle
#

sadness and despair

jade holly
#

I got some bullet points made for a Necron character, mind if I send them to make sure it’s lore accurate?

crystal forum
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i cant wait for dorn to come back and defend terra again

rocky gale
crystal forum
#

or even better, he comes back to rematch with perturabo

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minus one arm

crisp heath
crystal forum
#

what if dorn is actually conquest from invincible

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taking a detour in the warp

jade holly
#
  • Fights as both an underhanded ambusher and honorable duelist
  • Skilled duelist but not above using dirty tricks mid duel.
  • Experimented with his own Necrodermis body, grafting Hexmark arms to himself for hidden guns
  • Despises the weakness of inferior organic species, slowly succumbing to the Destroyer Curse
  • An avid devotee of Imotekh, his dynasty swore loyalty to the Sautekhs.
  • Always has by his side a unit of Warscythe wielding Lychgard that match his aggression and charge alongside him, using his translocation shroud to always be nearby.
  • Enjoys being seen as an icon of dread and terror toward humanity, often leaving one human alive to spread his name further.
  • Repulsed at the idea of reverse bio transference, will actively sabotage any progress made in the studies of it.

Is this lore accurate at all

storm jungle
#

Is this a Phaeron

jade holly
#

Nemesor

arctic talon
#

I’d assume so

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So if they’re not a Phaeron it would have to be their tomb world

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Not a dynasty

storm jungle
#

^

jade holly
#

He’s not the leader of the dynasty, but he’s still a part of the dynasty

storm jungle
#

A lot of these bulletpoints are pretty standard necron stuff

jade holly
#

Like how Zahndrekh is still a member of the Sautekh dynasty

crystal forum
#

first time i've seen somebody pitch a character here that isnt a space marine or human

jade holly
#

Honestly the main one I was wondering was the grafting Hexmark arms to himself

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idk if that’s even possible in lore but given how Necrodermis works surely it’s possible

storm jungle
#

Why would he need to do that.

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just have him have advanced tech that does the same thing

crystal forum
#

you can literally do anything with necron tech

storm jungle
#

^

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he doesnt need to graft anything

jade holly
jade holly
#

By actively using Destroyer tech

storm jungle
#

Destroyers dont raelly have special tech

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its literally just gauss/melee weapons

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you can have him just have those

jade holly
#

Yeah but it seems any tech they do use can be contaminated

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based on what I read in The Infinite and the Divine so far

storm jungle
#

Yeah so it being a hexmark thing isnt really needed

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you can just have him have multiple arms lol

jade holly
#

Fair enough lol

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But yeah this guy is meant to be my take on a 40K lore accurate General Grievous

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

yeah was gonna say lol

crystal forum
#

make him look freaky with like 6 arms

jade holly
#

Hence the Nemesor title

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I can’t do Necron names well so I just went with Grievekh lmao

#

sounds Necron enough

arctic talon
jade holly
crystal forum
#

is that a common thing wolf

rocky gale
#

Nemesor Grievekh checks out as a Necron name tbh

storm jungle
arctic talon
crystal forum
#

nemesor sounds like eversor

arctic talon
#

Ish

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Jokes aside it’s cool

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So I don’t care lol

jade holly
rocky gale
jade holly
#

I went the other way around

crystal forum
rocky gale
#

I'm not

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I just know many things

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I am a knowledgeable individual

crystal forum
#

do you know how to get bitches

jade holly
#

But yeah I like the idea of him slowly going more and more insane but in exchange becoming more and more dangerous because he’s becoming a destroyer

#

becoming almost gluttonous to the idea of being a nightmare over humanity

crystal forum
#

you know, i havent even thought about the idea of a necron who just really wants to kill all humans and just goes around killing everybody

jade holly
#

Tbf that’s just a Destroyer lol

crystal forum
#

would be pretty scary to come accross that in an underhive

storm jungle
#

know any lore at all