40k-lore-chat

[crisp heath]

i gotta read it[

[arctic talon]

he's perfect

Blood Meridiain is a good read

imo

[vagrant fox]

There is no better western character definitely

[crystal forum]

i am unironic when i say it made me depressed

[lament shoal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fcf-2H69MXA?si=DNixGwP5Ys-c4LEN

[storm jungle]

watch Wendigoon's long review of it, the book is not bad but its hard to read especially due to Mcarthy's autistic ahh writing

[arctic talon]

its like what

350 pages?

its not that bad

[crisp heath]

Erebus seeing Holden walking into a room (he's about to be touched)

[storm jungle]

💀

[crystal forum]

how dare you

his writing is sublime

[arctic talon]

that kid is about to be molested

[storm jungle]

ONE LAST SCALPING, KID

[crystal forum]

he paint such vivid pictures

[fervent geode]

judge holden would make a good word bearer

[crystal forum]

too fucking vivid even

[storm jungle]

WE JUST NEED MORE SCALPS

[arctic talon]

Judge Holden would be perfect as both an Imperial or chaos character

lol

[fervent geode]

esp after in read the scene with him and the priest

exactly

Lord Inquisitor Holden

[storm jungle]

Holden strikes me as a extremely intimidating large human cultist

[crystal forum]

now come hug me naked in this outhouse so i can kill you

[crisp heath]

As much as I love Wendigoon
Blood Meridian is a thing I want to experience myself
I want to read the original one. And I'm going to buy the physical version of itas well.

[arctic talon]

I agree

[storm jungle]

"Blood Meridian is a thing I want to experience myself"

Blud is cooked

[arctic talon]

Some horrifying, terrifyingly powerful human cultist

lol

either imperial or chaos

doesn't matter

[fervent geode]

either that or a Dark Apostle

[crystal forum]

i hate holden because he is literally always right like you can't argue with him

[storm jungle]

Yeah AOS/WHF prove human chaos followers can be way more scary than space marines.

[vagrant fox]

It's genuinely worth it, fantastic book. Kinda fucked up though

[fervent geode]

maybe Coryphaus thinking again

[arctic talon]

Holden being human

[fervent geode]

defo

[arctic talon]

if they were a 40k character

[crystal forum]

im serious

[storm jungle]

"Kinda fucked up"

[arctic talon]

would be way more fun

[crystal forum]

holden is just the best fucking debater

[fervent geode]

true enough

[arctic talon]

"kinda fucked up" LOL

[vagrant fox]

Just a bit

[crystal forum]

like he cannot fucking lose an argument

[fervent geode]

very fucked up

[crisp heath]

My ass was allowed to browse the internet freely without my parents checking in on what I was seeing
the book cannot be that bad compared to what I've seen online

[crystal forum]

he also debates with paint licking rednecks so

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

hard to tell

[storm jungle]

you got no idea

this guy is cooked

[vagrant fox]

John Joel Glanton is a specimen as well, love that guy

[storm jungle]

Holden is scary because hes very human yet also not.

[crisp heath]

If the book genuinely shock me I will message you privately to know my thoughts on it

[storm jungle]

😭

[fervent geode]

Holden is the worst of humanity personified

[storm jungle]

^

hes the proof that with enough charisma you can make lost men do anything

[fervent geode]

dilara better ready ur dms

[crystal forum]

the worst part of blood meridian is how desensitized to the violence you become, essentially becoming like the kid and not caring about the horror within

[storm jungle]

^ this

its very fucking disgusting

Holden almost makes you accept "this is just the way things are"

[fervent geode]

yk i think that was the point, and i think the end didnt have him touch the kid

[crystal forum]

you just want to agree with the guy

[fervent geode]

he prob forced the kid to be a pedo in there

[crystal forum]

but part of you fucking hates him

[fervent geode]

make him no better than holden

[crystal forum]

he's the type of evil you just can only beat with a gut instinct

[vagrant fox]

By the time I got to ||the baby tree|| I was just huh yeah okay makes sense for this story

[lament shoal]

Someone should draw him as a word bearer lol

[fervent geode]

yeah you get used to it

[crystal forum]

like there really are evils in this world that you cant argue with. you can only run away

[fervent geode]

just look up Kol Badar

close enough imo

a little paler maybe

[crystal forum]

anyways i legit fell into depression after reading it so i really dont recommend it to people in bad head spaces

[storm jungle]

LMAO

NO SHIT

[crystal forum]

it was not good for me

[crisp heath]

I am buying it as we speak rn

[storm jungle]

yeah it makes you kinda ironically lose faith in humanity lol

💀

[crisp heath]

should i buy i in english or translated

hmm

[storm jungle]

English

you'll get more out of it

[crystal forum]

original is always better ofc

like thats never even debated lol

[storm jungle]

yeah translations are not bad but McCarthy has a very certain style of writing

sometimes when translated it loses its meaning

[crystal forum]

i really like how beautiful he paints the mexican wilderness

the book has moments where it just shows you a world without man and it's so good

[crisp heath]

holy fuck the english version is way more expensive

[fervent geode]

like hegel in german, you already lose your mind in english, so lose it even more

[vagrant fox]

I'm at the barely have an internal picture end of the scale type freak and he described it so well I could almost see it

[crisp heath]

wait

[crystal forum]

my fav moment of wilderness is when the kid loses the gang and has to walk through the desert alone, observing along the way

[crisp heath]

its just 384 pages long?

[fervent geode]

man is this rabid animal lmao, that turned on mother nature almost

[crisp heath]

i thought it was more

[storm jungle]

my honest Holden Reaction

[crystal forum]

also the ending where the kid becomes the man and he tries to not kill the teenagers is a little sweet

like he's no longer just a murderer

but he still ends up killing one

[crisp heath]

alr chat should i buy the hard cover version

[crystal forum]

i got the audiobook

it's very well narrated

[storm jungle]

^

[crisp heath]

wait hold on i just noticed something its often boughwith the king in yellow book

[vagrant fox]

If you wanna pay for it, it's a nice addition to any book shelf

[crisp heath]

im buying both

[crystal forum]

king in yellow is not even the same genre lol

[crisp heath]

ik theyre just bought together very often for some reason

[vagrant fox]

mandatory

[crystal forum]

if you want the full cormac depression cycle get the road too

that one is also really grim

[arctic talon]

King in yellow isn't even that long

lol

[crisp heath]

i only have so much money to spare rn im still going to pay for my oc's commission

xd

[crystal forum]

i should read no country for old men

[vagrant fox]

I know I've read it but I barely remember King in Yellow

[crystal forum]

the movie is so good

[vagrant fox]

I picked up Suttree recently but too many things to read

[crystal forum]

i finished the dark half by stephen king the other day

apparently a movie is coming

a second movie

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I ought to play RDR2 again

[crystal forum]

girlfailure

[crisp heath]

alright chat just bought it

they shall arrive here by the 26-27

[storm jungle]

🫡

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/pussy-cat-cute-kitty-kitten-cat-gif-16800925

[heady rivet]

RAAAAAH the plastic glue is failing me

[winged jacinth]

Yeah its a short story iirc lol
Its also an easier read than haïta the shepherd

Same breed as won't read I Have No Mouth (30ish pages)

[rocky gale]

Don't read it, just play the game

[crisp heath]

reading is a more fun experience for me

[rocky gale]

The game of IHNMAIMS is basically an extended version of the book, written and voiced by the author of the book

[wary fulcrum]

To be fair, have you finished it? It’s insane

Repairer of Reputations is a lot of fun, but the last four seem to be told backwards, and I’m pretty sure I met the king after reading them and even he was like ‘I don’t fucken know, don’t ask me’

[vagrant fox]

At some point I've read it that much I remember

[wary fulcrum]

It’s pretty fun, but it’s a really weird tonal shift

Like the last four seem to be some kind of love story I think? There’s a city under siege for the first, but then the others seem to reference the same places without mentioning the siege much

Repairer of Reputations and the really soft mushroom guy are the only two I remember properly, and most because I was building an Inquisitor campaign around those two

[lament shoal]

Rogue trader ass dialogue option

[crisp heath]

I some times stop and think who the fuck genuinely sat down and had to think and write this dialogue

and then it had to be approved by someone else

and then the voice actor for the NPC has to read the line and form a proper reaction for it

like man

[sacred ginkgo]

This is what the industry is all about

[crystal forum]

give me soup (aggressive)

[crisp heath]

give me soup or I will kill you

[crystal forum]

ofc this person is friends with missus

it's like a cabal of freakies

[sacred ginkgo]

Soup is all mine

Its gonna be gone tonight too

Or tomorrow

Idk

But the soup will be gone :(

[daring creek]

What

?

[crystal forum]

i ate it all

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/no-soup-for-you-soup-no-soup-gif-11066779

[wintry cloud]

kirkification

[urban spire]

or that good

i got a problem with this kinda thing in general

a lot of the time, very foundational scifi/fantasy media is DOGSHIT

[crystal forum]

i disagree

wait are you calling dune and lotr shit

[sacred ginkgo]

Completed my holiday lotr rematch last night

[daring creek]

Got money

[celest dome]

A lot of time >< every time

[celest dome]

Still got 2/3rd of Return of the king and then I'll chain in the hobbit

[vital ginkgo]

How different would the necron and tyranid threats be if the Emperor and primarchs were all still healthy and loyal in the 42nd millennium?

[young pecan]

Still a massive threat I'm sure

[arctic talon]

Still a massive one

[young pecan]

Especially Tyranids

[arctic talon]

The necrons would still be waking up

[vital ginkgo]

Still imperium-ending level?

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

the nids are

literally numberless

a primarch cannot do shit

to a tyranid hivefleet on their own

they can plan for it

but like wtf are they gona do

[rocky gale]

If we're talking no Heresy then there's millions of marines sure, but yea

Tyranids hungry

[arctic talon]

the nids would chown down on heresy era marines

like chips

[young pecan]

Isn't the big hive lord angry more than hungry

[arctic talon]

Heresy era marines are lore wise

inferior

[arctic talon]

hive mind is hungry

it is annoyed at some things

[young pecan]

At least according to powerful psykers that tried to interface with the synapse

I thought it was extremely hateful

[arctic talon]

it is described as ravanous and hateful towards the blood angels

thats about it

aside from that its usually just described as

ravanous

like

the tyranid warrior vs space marine matchup

is gona be way worse with heresy era marines lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Oh I did all of rings of power -> war of the rohirrim -> hobbit extended -> lotr extended

[rocky gale]

See that depends like are we talking Tyranids vs 40k Imperium if it had no heresy or 30k Imperial with no heresy

[arctic talon]

The structure for training marines in the 40k era would not exist without the heresy

so like

[rocky gale]

Yea but the developments of Primaris etc would

[arctic talon]

30k marines are inferior objectively

in terms of training and doctrine

[rocky gale]

Ye because Firstborn suck, Primaris better

[arctic talon]

primaris would exist but still

no

I'm not talking about primaris

lol

This has been lore since before primaris that 30k marines are just worse

they're not as well trained, not as psychopathic motivated, and are less experienced

[young pecan]

Imagine not having a dedicated organ to spit acid

Sub-species...

[arctic talon]

but the primarchs and emperor being around wouldn't change the danger the tyranids or necrons pose

is my point

mostly because

[rocky gale]

I mean technically everyone's got an organ which can spit acid, it's just not a pleasant experience

[arctic talon]

yeah ima be real with ya

the galaxy is fucked

[young pecan]

Also isn't there only one hive lord

[arctic talon]

No

what

[rocky gale]

But a million Marines standing in a line would just shoot those tendrils to death

[young pecan]

Overlord I mean

[arctic talon]

no

[vagrant fox]

also got pissed at some eldar in Wraithflight. It seems consistently angry

[arctic talon]

there is not a centralized intelligence

for the tyranids

in terms of a body

the swarmlord is a specific hivelord

the hivemind likes using

but the hivemind does not have a physical avatar

the swarmlord is simply hitlers the hiveminds top guy

[young pecan]

Yes but one consciousness that controls just about everything within them

[arctic talon]

no

not the case

the hivemind is the collective consciousness and unconsciousness

of all the tyranids combined

as far as we know

There is not one singular conciousness that is the hivemind

it is all the conciousnesses coming together

all the minds and memories its saved from biomorphs

there's a sort of "immortality" that comes with some tyranids, where their minds and memories are kept floating around in the hivemind due to their use

[proven needle]

Yeah, but there are two instances where the hivemind seems more concrete. In Wraithflight and the Tiberius story with a psychophage. I forget the title.

[arctic talon]

it seems more "concrete" in those because the mind of a human or eldar cannot comprehend

what the hivemind truly is scale wise

imo

it tries to rationalize and personify it

[proven needle]

That's a fair take.

[arctic talon]

which is why it happens in wraithflight and with Tigirius

they're trying their best to comprehend it

[proven needle]

Or because authors couldn't explain it in another way 😆

[arctic talon]

Mephiston gets a glimpse at it and he cannot comprehend it as well

beyond the fact its a hateful ravanous thing

[rocky gale]

Yea there's lore bits about how humans struggle to comprehend the scale of an Eldar's mind, so imagine a Hivemind infinitely more complex

[arctic talon]

but we have examples of recycled memories and minds for Lictors, Tyranid Primes, Hive Lords and The Swarmlord

where there are distinct individuals and patterns among them

recorded

also Old One Eye(maybe)

but the hivemind seems to bank the minds of stuff it finds "valuble" somehow

[young pecan]

I've always seen it described as and implied to be gestalt but either that or some unfathomable other collective thing both make sense

[arctic talon]

more recent lore for nids has imo been pushing for the many minds in unity thing

rather then a 1 mind controlling it all

[young pecan]

So individual intelligent tyranids can hold grudges, even while connected to the hive?

Or does the personality not go that deep

[arctic talon]

Yes

Its been observed with the Swarmlord, and a specific winged tyranid prime

[young pecan]

Does it go far enough for them to be able to target that grudge even when it's the less rational decision, or are they just seemingly angry while they go for it

[arctic talon]

The swarmlord intentionally made an effort of killing an Ork Warboss slowly so yes

by cutting open its head and feasting on its brains infront of all the Nobz

while being shot at

[daring creek]

Psychological warfare is pretty

Did that have any affect on the orks

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

it did

[young pecan]

"Holy shit that was awesome"

[arctic talon]

but it was also really fucking mad at the warboss earlier

bcs it got fucking run over by a Stompa

[daring creek]

I guess it would since orks ran tf away after an ogyrn headbutt a warboss lmao

Lmfao

Wait

Is a stompa a titan

[arctic talon]

Yes

it died

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[arctic talon]

it was not happy about that death

and there's a tyranid prime that holds a grudge against a specific guard regiment in a warzone

everytime they get a new CO

the thing flies in to fucking maul them to death

[young pecan]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

it doesn't matter if it succeeds or not

only that it always does this

every fucking time

[daring creek]

Whats a CO

[arctic talon]

Commanding officer

[young pecan]

the guardsmen going "Thank god that one was an asshole" for the 50th time

[daring creek]

Generational hate 💀

[arctic talon]

But the tyranid prime was leading a bunch of nids in a coordinated assault

they got completely destroyed

it did not like that it would seem

and now spends its time not commanding

but terrorizing one specific regiment

in this warzone

on its own specifically

[daring creek]

Thats really cool since I mainly understood tyranids as just mindless ravenous beasts

Which they are mostly but that kind of discriminate attack is really interesting imo

Tyranids have guns meld into them right

Like some of them do?

[arctic talon]

yeah

also Nid warriors are like

actually intelligent

They are sentient beings on par with humans

[daring creek]

I saw in space marine 2 some were actually shooting at me. I thought they learned how to wield firearms. But no its just grown onto tgem lol

[arctic talon]

they're low level battlefield commanders for all the idiots

[dark moon]

Not just melded into them, but they shoot mini tyranid bio-forms that eat their enemies from within in some cases.

[arctic talon]

I love fleshborer beetles

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

lore accurate difficulty where titus and co need to spend 30 minutes inbetween every fight

pulling beetles out of their armor

lol

[daring creek]

Oh fuck I need to take my meds

[young pecan]

Makes me think of if Mechanicus had a lore accurate difficulty

[arctic talon]

if a tyranid is a synapse creature

it has a intelligence on par if not higher then humans

[young pecan]

Scarab swarm actually being the most dangerous enemy to the retinue

[arctic talon]

because it must command the lesser beasts

for an incomplete list of synapse creatures here's what I can recall

Broodlord
Dominatrix bio titan
hive tyrant(swarm lord)
Malceptor
Neurothrope
Zoanthrope
Neurogaunt Nodebeast
Ravener Prime
Tervigons
Tyranid warriors(Tyranid primes)

[daring creek]

Meds taken

Phew

[arctic talon]

for nids that are sentient without Synapse
Raveners, Lictors, Von Ryans Leapers, Norn Emissary/Assimilator, The bio titans in general, Parasite Of Mortrex, the gun on the biovore, the gun on the tyrannofex(this one is very smart)

and no I'm not joking the guns are literally smarter then the nid sometimes

[young pecan]

Why would a gun need to be smarter

To know who to shoot first?

[storm jungle]

because it fires literal living ammunition

lol

it kinda needs to be alive to know where its going and provide "power" for it

[arctic talon]

The gun needs to calculate trajectory, aiming, firing solutions, ect.

The tyrannofex is living artillery

Well

The gun is

[young pecan]

the bugs know mathematics 💔

we're cooked

[arctic talon]

The beast carries the gun around

It had a rule in older editions

That while out of synapse

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

The primitive instincts only worked on the nid

[daring creek]

Xenos truly are vile creatures

[arctic talon]

While the gun tried its best to make firing solutions still

lol

While the thing was busy eating shit

[daring creek]

Imagine if they kidnap me and force me to learn algebra again...the horrors...

[storm jungle]

The Hivemind literally psychically contacts a generator servitor at one point and convinces him to shut itself down

[arctic talon]

oh also the exocrines gun

[storm jungle]

this causes an entire core macro-reactor to explode

[arctic talon]

is smarter then the exocrine

[storm jungle]

and destroy an entire hive city

lmao

[young pecan]

LMFAO

[daring creek]

That's sick as fuck

[storm jungle]

Fucking hilarious passage

[arctic talon]

and ima be honest I can see why

[young pecan]

That feels like 40k writer syndrome but I'll take it

[storm jungle]

Im talking

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[young pecan]

because it's funny

[storm jungle]

Remember every single 40k book no matter the faction works on "whatever the author makes up to let the faction aura farm"

[arctic talon]

No

[young pecan]

||Gregor must begin aura farming, he will now take out the no-no psyker implant that was never mentioned once until now||

[storm jungle]

Yes

[daring creek]

Speaking of. Tyranids by default have claws that can Evisorate the hell out of a space marine yeah?

Im on Murder and right now a space marine got cut by just swinging about a Megarachnids blade limb

[storm jungle]

those arent tyranids but yeah

[daring creek]

Literally rupturing his glove and making him bleed

Ik

It makes space marines feel more human to me

Isn't it said that their power armor is kind of like a second skin?

[storm jungle]

Yeah.

[daring creek]

It definitely felt that way at that point

[young pecan]

So if a person with a colostomy became a space marine, would the armor just make them a normal marine at that point

Since it recycles

[daring creek]

The way I've seen them perish makes them feel like guardsmen. Just more endurable skilled and quick to adapt.

Then again I'm yet to read a book like 15 hours where most of the regiment dies instantly on deployment...

Discounting krieg cuz mid

Mmmm..

[storm jungle]

Thats just all of 30k

space marines are plentiful so they die in droves

its pretty funny

[young pecan]

Wooden spear x marine is my favorite ship

[daring creek]

I can imagine lmfao

Oh yeah. They live longer too...mostly

Hm

wondering where my phone is
its literally in my fucking hand

[crystal forum]

you are your phone

[daring creek]

I'm literally doing your mom right now

[crystal forum]

please dont cut her open

[lament shoal]

Ciaphas Cain mentions witnessing genestealers ripping through terminator armor like paper

[daring creek]

Normal

Very normal.

I like that tbh

[crystal forum]

you are a war criminal

[daring creek]

YOU are a war criminal

[crystal forum]

and you will not escape persecution

[daring creek]

I've done no crime

[crystal forum]

i have it on camera

[crisp heath]

You've gotta be kidding me

[daring creek]

I followed orders(the voices in my head)

[crystal forum]

yes he is real

[daring creek]

[crystal forum]

darktide psyker

[crisp heath]

[daring creek]

But yeah

[daring creek]

Space marines being murdered that way is really cool to me

It feels hyper ironic

[opaque coyote]

I think by reading that quote I actually lost brain cells

AMERICA DIDN'T EVEN EXIST 500 YEARS AGO DONALD

[daring creek]

I really enjoy the Juxtaposition of

[opaque coyote]

300 AT MOST IF WE CONSIDER THE FAILED COLONY AS THE START.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/astartes-space-marines-40k-roll-out-on-the-way-gif-22235723

And like

[crystal forum]

america doesnt deserve itself too

just because the UK sent boats

[opaque coyote]

no country deserves itself if we go by that logic.

except Africa

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

This isn't fitting

I was thinking more so total war 3 trailer

Warboss clipping an astartes in half

[crystal forum]

trump acting like he can buy greenland the same way the US bought alaska from russia for like 3$ and a paperclip

dumbest russian move ever

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/slugga-boy-warhammer40k-kill-team-ork-wh40k-gif-26410404

[crisp heath]

one of the most dumbest space marine deaths i can maybe think off rn

[daring creek]

Gore of my comfort character :3

[crisp heath]

good

[daring creek]

Orks make 40k feel more cartoon-y

[crisp heath]

it really depends

on the book

there are some books where orks are literally fucking terrifying

[daring creek]

So many books

[storm jungle]

They deserve to die worse deaths

"AAA-"

[daring creek]

Yeeeeeep

[crisp heath]

this is not dumb tbh scarabs are very fucked

[daring creek]

That's what I like

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

I liked the explosion in the dawn of war one trailer

[crisp heath]

yuh uh

[opaque coyote]

Oil was discovered in Alaska around 1968. So I can imagine Leonid Brezhnev cursing his ancestors under his breath when that was found out

[daring creek]

The dreadnought exploding

[storm jungle]

❌

[daring creek]

(Again </3)

[crisp heath]

im going to kill you

[crystal forum]

yes kill dilara

we must end her reign of terror

[daring creek]

And the shots fired through the blood angels flags symbolize the

[daring creek]

Literal holes everything in the galaxy puts through them

[crisp heath]

yes that is me to you

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

yes you lost dilara

[storm jungle]

Nope

[crystal forum]

you must evacuate your bowels

[daring creek]

I endorse the actions of the orks

[daring creek]

Goober

[crisp heath]

oughhhh

[daring creek]

Can we execute this individual

[crystal forum]

LMAO

we got two freaks in chat

i repeat

double freak action

this is not a drill

[crisp heath]

[crystal forum]

chat is becoming zealoty

[urban spire]

lotrs aight, the first dune novel is alright aside from being pretty weird about middle eastern cultures, but i checked out when the main character started talking about how he's gonna fuck his unborn cousin or something one day

[crystal forum]

somebody bring up boring lore to counter it

[crisp heath]

did you know that asterion moloc....

[urban spire]

d/w we got other freak shit to talk about

[sacred ginkgo]

The first book is interesting
I could not get 10 pages into the second

[arctic talon]

dreadnought older then tau™

or osmething

idfk

low hanging fruit go

[crystal forum]

i have two low hanging fruits for you

[arctic talon]

[urban spire]

also space marines should be removed from 40k, thank you at this time

[arctic talon]

thats a good edit

lol

[crisp heath]

took me a while to find it

[sour hornet]

We're going to jump you.

https://tenor.com/view/hand-on-shoulder-akakichi-no-eleven-everything-will-be-ok-my-brother-in-christ-we're-gonna-beat-you-gif-16692013677699419935

[sour hornet]

That guitar was banging tho

[crisp heath]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G7Brc08aUAAZ5Qk.gif

atoma prime has fallen

[crystal forum]

charging up my boss health bar rn

[daring creek]

Im gonna hit you

[crisp heath]

oughhj

[crystal forum]

we need to bring back waterboarding

[crisp heath]

yeahh

can i be first

[crystal forum]

[opaque coyote]

So Costco is planning to build

Apartments above their stores

Unironically one step closer to a cyberpunk mega building

[near wasp]

Its so they can use laws for affordable housing to get permits faster

[opaque coyote]

Definitely

[near wasp]

Any property that includes affordable housing in LA gets fast tracked permits

[opaque coyote]

At least you can get a $1.50 hotdog just by going downstairs

That's something at least?

...

[near wasp]

Oh yeah

[arctic talon]

tbf

[near wasp]

Just don't get the buck a sluce

[arctic talon]

as far as corporations go

Costco is like

Not the worst

[near wasp]

Costco is a saint in the corpo world

[arctic talon]

Buck a Slice is like genuinely digusting in universe lol

yeah

[crystal forum]

this is not new

[arctic talon]

Costco actually treats their people well

and all their upper management are former blue collar workers from their stores

which is like

insane

I don't think there's many companies like CostCo who aren't a co-op and can claim that lol

[arctic talon]

cyberpunk mega building is just like what was intended with Malls IRL

lol

where its housing + shops integrated

but its evil and fucked up

because cyberpunk

[rose thorn]

chad-co?!?!?!/

[daring creek]

Ppl are gonna live at their jobs soon

[rose thorn]

its not really a rare practice at all, its just mostly for like anything that deosnt require life threatening manual labor

all of the construction jobs my dad worked at gave him a house to sleep in

his current job gave him an RV to live in

oh yeah china does it alot too

[rose thorn]

lmao

[surreal nest]

Ive been looking more into that whole trench crusade discussion that happened a few days ago here and is Janovich just a major warhammer brand chud or what

[languid meadow]

Oh perfect timing LMFAO

[surreal nest]

He seems extremely chuddy

[arctic talon]

yes

[rose thorn]

trench crusade discussion

let me eht popcorn

[languid meadow]

He's a bit of chud but TC should be shit on a little bit for their handling of STLs

[rose thorn]

who masked off

[languid meadow]

aka

https://tenor.com/view/norm-norm-macdonald-should-die-everyone-involved-should-die-you-should-die-gif-11310774927353584180

I still love the world of TC I just wish it wasn't being handled like ass right now

[rose thorn]

?

[surreal nest]

I got the vibe that he decided to take action and whine about TC after I heard the creators took a "minorities good stance"

Very tight timing!

[languid meadow]

Just how the company handles the STLs some not being given like promised and I just wish they would work with a different model maker

[rose thorn]

googles Janovich
OH THIS GUY

[languid meadow]

because the one they work with now is bad

[rose thorn]

I CALLED HIM A CHUD MONTSH AGO LMAO

I forgot i blcoked him on youtube

[languid meadow]

He's a chuddy yeah, I think he threw a fit over GW doing something

I dont remeber what tho

[surreal nest]

We really gotta burn the user that sent his video here to death then

[rose thorn]

i knew he was an ass because the only time he icnldues aos in anythign is when he is chudding about GW bad

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Kama_Kamilia/status/2009521245738680389?s=20 Jesus....

Kama (@Kama_Kamilia)

James Cameron predicted all this

Quoting Daily Mail (@DailyMail)
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[daring creek]

I think the prozac might be working. I feel okay for once

[outer wave]

Finally, The Great Canadian Revolution is upon us

[rose thorn]

he uses ai generated art of stormcasts in that far left one lmao

[surreal nest]

People with melodramatic thumbnails and titles really need to start getting dumped into the ocean

[rose thorn]

"corruption speedrun any%" mf who??????????

[surreal nest]

Its so hard to imagine being a viewer of this content, actively being farmed and pointed at things to be mad at

So sad

[languid meadow]

I wouldn't say corruption lol I'd just say not knowing how to handle such big success so fast lol

[rose thorn]

what happened with trench crusade?

[languid meadow]

Stuff with 3D printing STLs

[rose thorn]

i really liek they arent doign stls anymorea nd are goign to physical model sets

when that was talked about

[languid meadow]

and their models being shit because the company they're working with is really bad

[rose thorn]

...huh?

[surreal nest]

One of the largest faucets of the drama I saw were people mad that they promised the STLS would be free when I have never seen that

[rose thorn]

oh

[surreal nest]

Since day one ive seen a price tag

[languid meadow]

they use like really bad plastic and people are constantly getting bad models sent to them

[rose thorn]

ahhhh

what company are htey working with?

[surreal nest]

I really dont see how TC being shafted by an incompetent company is them being an evil corporation

[languid meadow]

I'd have to check but I know they're not making their own models iirc

[mossy peak]

who’s huron blackheart and why did he kill 7 billion people

[languid meadow]

Tax evader and renegade space marine leader

[surreal nest]

They werent about that grindset

[rose thorn]

because they dont kill gaypeople or waht ever

[languid meadow]

I loved that shit so much

where they purged all of the chuds from the community

because they all outed themselves when women custodes were revealed

[rose thorn]

LMAO WAHT

the chuds are moving to Konflict so i hope they can handlethem

[languid meadow]

Yeah the discord and creators fucking omega purged them all it was awesome

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[languid meadow]

It's why certain youtubes... (arch) make TC woke videos now

[rose thorn]

warlord games is the only woke (and surviving) ww2 tabletop game company

so i iamgine they will get a shock too

[surreal nest]

Yeah im reading angry redditors from 4 months ago explain how trench crusade fosters a pedophile community lmfao

[rose thorn]

what?

didnt

they leave 40k for

what

how do these poeple enjoy anythign

[languid meadow]

im fucking crying dude

this shit is hilarious

[mossy peak]

they don’t and that’s a good thing

[languid meadow]

leave 40k because waman
Uber religious game isn't uber religious in real life
goes back to hide in 40k

[surreal nest]

Its crazy to think there are real person on this earth who care about other peoples' skin colors and sexualities to be permanently upset at the thought of them

Who the fuck cares enough about people that dont affect them

[rose thorn]

i wonder how long until teh chuds find the gay australia minis warlord games sold

[outer wave]

Life's too short to be caring about another person's skin colour and sexuality

[daring creek]

Throughout history we've torn eachother to shreds over minute difference between culture, language and personal life style

[surreal nest]

Chuds just sound jealous that all the good men arent straight

They want some action too

[lament shoal]

Don't crop their username out next time

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-asuka-asuka-r-master-of-sorcery-ggst-gif-16036147416609715589

( i really like asuka thats all)

wish tehre was soem game where you can jsut make your oc and play as them sigh

[arctic talon]

He had cat ears in Xrd

And strive which happens a few months later they’re just gone

lol

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[surreal nest]

Funnily enough and to nobody's surprise their account was banned

[young pecan]

Always astounds me how people in the party that keeps trying to make more child marriage manage to call the party of people minding their own business pedophiles

[surreal nest]

I really wonder why

[rose thorn]

when teh only faction i like gets a plastic release ill buy TC

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/5/5b/Asuka_R._Kreuz.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20160602194433

[young pecan]

Every conservative accusation is a confession

[arctic talon]

Like

[rose thorn]

i am not gonna buy a shitty 3d print off etsy

[arctic talon]

Where the fuck did they go daisuke

[rose thorn]

it was his streaming headphones

[surreal nest]

If Iron Sultante gets a plastic kit im fucked

Im buying instantly

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Projection - attribution of one's own ideas, feelings, or attitudes to other people or to objects
especially : the externalization of blame, guilt, or responsibility as a defense against anxiety

[rose thorn]

his twitch account is @ironmouse

(i dont watch vtubers)

(i couldnt think of a funnier one)

I COULD HAVE SAID JERMA

FUCK

[opaque coyote]

Peep the Horror

[daring creek]

These types of comments would infuriate me.

Often to me, these people don't seem alive. They feel like drones, bots. Just functioning to spread more anti woke propaganda. It doesn't feel real.

But if it is

[opaque coyote]

To be fair a lot of them are bots

But a lot are also real

[rose thorn]

i was gonna say

[daring creek]

I take a bit of comfort in knowing they'll suffer

[opaque coyote]

It says a lot that bots can easily emulate them though

[rose thorn]

at least 60% are bots or alt accounts

[daring creek]

They'll reap what they sow. and when they feel the impact of their ideology, it'll be too late probably.

Or maybe they'll have time to improve themselves

[surreal nest]

No way we posting zuma

[arctic talon]

It’s peak

Zuma

[rose thorn]

they just need to delete reddit and twitter

[surreal nest]

I would fight Greenland myself if it meant I could play Zuma forever

[opaque coyote]

live softtoast vs the entirety of Greenland:

[rose thorn]

you can play zuma forever rn

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-frozen-chilly-the-shining-winter-gif-10777839

[surreal nest]

Like past death and heat death

[young pecan]

When the Superman movie had a bunch of monkeys in a pocket dimension who existed purely to type hate comments

They were not far from reality

#supershit

[daring creek]

I feel like they'll come to realize they want more than what they have

[rose thorn]

on a similar note i cant wait froa ll the MC chuds to go to hytale and then get mad at all teh microtransactions

[daring creek]

Mind numbing thinking

Fascism needs a monster

40k has plenty

actual monsters

[rose thorn]

40k needs more units with the mosnter keyword lmao

[daring creek]

irl, you have to manufacture them and cherry pick a lot of things.

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/zuma-zuma-deluxe-zumas-revenge-popcap-game-gif-20160367958868439

[daring creek]

One time there was this girl recording a tragedy after it happened

she was just passing by

with a starbucks in hand

panning the camera

Her hand got a little bit in the camera

She was black.

Anti wokeness immediately hooked onto that.

And turned it into a matter of race.

[rose thorn]

zoomer nightcrawler

[rose thorn]

huh????

what???????????/

[young pecan]

Woke is when black people are allowed to exist outside of chains

[young pecan]

Is this actually surprising

[rose thorn]

i expect them to not be so obviosuly racist

[young pecan]

Lower your expectations for these subhumans

[daring creek]

Saying things like "Why is she just walking by? How can they expect us to help them when theyre doing this?"

[valid needle]

Utter Woke Nonsense Maggie.

[daring creek]

It's to reinforce racist propaganda.

[rose thorn]

lmao

wt

[daring creek]

You are either a bot

[rose thorn]

f

[daring creek]

or a mindless drone.

and with each passing day, I'm finding less and less difference between the two

Sometimes they don't feel sentient

they feel like animals. but that only falls into the cycle

I'm not going to dehumanize them

It's just an extradinary level of

[valid needle]

Who

[daring creek]

absence of critical thinking

Anti woke individuals.

[rose thorn]

oh yeah lmao

chuds

i really jsut ignore people on the internet now

they arent real people

[valid needle]

Same

[daring creek]

Black people in my video games? Everything is ruined.
Black people in my movies? Everything is ruined
Black people in my books? Everything is ruined

there are two skin colors

[rose thorn]

you think they read?

[daring creek]

white

and

political

[daring creek]

Kind of

[valid needle]

That reminds me i gotta dig out that utter woke nonsense meme

[valid needle]

Why’s my camera roll got to be sitting at 3 thousand though

[daring creek]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3783110/Genderman/

Steam

Genderman

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You wake up in a silent forest scattered with notes and strange symbols. Your only goal: tear them all up before he finds you.
But every note you tear up puts you in greater danger.…

Release Date

2026

[rose thorn]

God I love ghost trick

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-trick-good-night-sissel-ghost-trick-sissel-ghost-gif-620637358751470599

[glass drum]

Are the notes you find the list of genders

[crisp heath]

my Night Lord OC literally made a new Night Lord warband after the old one was filled with chaos cucks only for her to get insane slowly and also turn into a chaos cuck

[valid needle]

Common NightLord plot point

[crisp heath]

she was cooked from the start

made her be an experiment of the previous warband leader and a dark mechanicum biologis to be a fem space marine, gellar field failed mid warp voyage causing the chaos gods to mess with her stuff and corrupted her from the get-go

and slowly fucked her up

[crystal forum]

her?

[glass drum]

Someone was gonna jump on that sooner or later

[crisp heath]

I tried to make her being turned into a space marine more "plausible"

[sacred bluff]

yea, it's herstory 💅🏻

[storm jungle]

theres literally no "plausibility"

spac emarine science is made up nonsense

dont worry about it lmao

[crisp heath]

biologis tuned down the space marines organs they were putting on her
put her in a stasis
gellar field failed mid warp storm
infected her, mutated her

[storm jungle]

"Erm we cant split chromosomes but we can make literal star destroying super weapons 🤓 "

[crisp heath]

i know i just didnt want to make it "oh she's just a space marine who yadda yadda"

i made her kinda special

[storm jungle]

Id just ignore it if it was me

idgaf about that stuff

marine monogender recruitment has always been stupid

[sacred bluff]

"erm space marines are only made from the emperor's dna"

[valid needle]

You want to know something

[sacred bluff]

also i forgot if erebus killed erda

[storm jungle]

Yeah he does lol

sics 4 greater daemons on her, she soloes them, then he kills her when wounded

[crisp heath]

It added some stuff to her background- I made her be a Night Lords and Blood Angel cross gene-seed and chaos made her get vampiric regenerative power a the cost of her needing to drink blood which slowly evolves into full blown cannibalism and forces her to be constantly fighting to not give up to chaos gods

she HATES the idea of any worship

[sacred bluff]

😔

[crisp heath]

so she constantly fights it and the chaos gods just slowly mutate her more

[valid needle]

I think it’s something to do with winged helms that really get me, I don’t know what it is but it’s weird that my two favourite legions both wear winged helms. I’m just a sucker for winged helms.

[sacred bluff]

She def got some word bearer in her

[storm jungle]

I guess that works. Id just make my one a psyhopath

[crisp heath]

it's slowly coming out

[sacred bluff]

filthy fallen

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

loyalty to themselves

it's only loyal when they day it is

[crisp heath]

she just had a lot of hatred for the Imperium but the Night Lord DNA gets to her and makes her completely unhinged, then the Blood Angel red thirst makes her more brutal and chaos slowly starts getting a tol on her mentality so she will slowly get there

soon she'll be a full blown "GLORY TO THE CHAOS GODS" psycopath

[sacred bluff]

spoiler!!!

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

cool story however

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[crisp heath]

whar

[crystal forum]

just one thing

i have to add

[crisp heath]

whar

[crystal forum]

a little extra

detail

[crisp heath]

say it

[crystal forum]

just a few notes

if i may say

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spunch-bop-gif-24395612

[sacred bluff]

No jay, you may not

[nocturne crest]

Okay, dumb question for you all, but if there is another chaos cultist kill team inspired by a chaos unit, what would you want it to be?

For example, Chaos cultists try to turn themselves into obliterators by covering themselves in guns.

[storm jungle]

Honestly its hard to say for me because Killteam gets incredible creative constantly

[nocturne crest]

I saw that.

[storm jungle]

that entire cult miniature team who are literally just Bloodletter fanboys is such a great concept

[nocturne crest]

100%

[crisp heath]

just make them into chainsaw man fiends

https://tenor.com/eOi1LuQRhgf.gif

[storm jungle]

Unironically would prob also work lol

[storm jungle]

im lame tho so id probably just like some other god-specific cultist teams

just to see what they'd cook

[jade holly]

How illegal tournament wise would Kitbashing a Chaos Lord onto a Heldrake be?

[crisp heath]

it does theres a lot of Chainsaw Man x 40k art

like holy fuck

[storm jungle]

Here and there

[jade holly]

Are we even expecting a chaos primarch in 11e?

Or a primarch in general

[storm jungle]

Yeah we are.

[fervent geode]

The question is who rn

[storm jungle]

the likely reveal for the end of this edition is gonna be Perturabo

Leman is said to be next edition instad of the current one as people believed originally

[nocturne crest]

I got a silly idea. Chaos cultists make a giant puppet/pantomime horse of a primarch or a beast of nurgle.

[fervent geode]

Oh fuck

[jade holly]

I really hope Perty has some fun rules

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes coming with supposedly IW upgrade kits

[fervent geode]

Lorgar in 13e i guess

[jade holly]

At the very least I want one official visual depiction of Perty’s daemon form

That’s what I want more than anything

[arctic talon]

Lorgar would be 12e

or 11e

bcs daemon primarchs are every edition so far

unless they skip 11e

which they could

loyalist primarchs are on the 2-3 edition gap

[jade holly]

Watch daemon Perty be this

[fervent geode]

Im kinda worried they'll revive dead Alpharius in 12e or 11e

[arctic talon]

Nah

[fervent geode]

Nah from storm of iron

[arctic talon]

they got omegon alive

lol

They'll just use omegon

since omegon doesn't have a heresy mini lol

[jade holly]

Did that get official art based on the textual description?

[fervent geode]

We see he's more a obliterator but massive

[fervent geode]

I can post it

Wait

[jade holly]

I just know he’s super tall, his face is a pallid corpse, the Logos has essentially become a living sarcophagus, and he has wings

[arctic talon]

no

[fervent geode]

||Even before his elevation to daemonhood, the primarch had been colossal, but now he was a giant plated in silver and steel, encased in armour that was more a fortified sarcophagus than anything wrought for a living being. Edged in yellow and black, scarred from ten thousand wars and seamed with weld-line like scars, it was known as the Logos, its textures strangely alive, like a skin of metal and flesh combined. Perturabo, the Lord of Iron himself. ||

||He went without helm, his head a nightmare of pallid, dead flesh, necrotic and bleached of colour - like a corpse dragged from a depthless ocean trench. Thick cords of ribbed cabling pierced his skull, running back across his scalp in hissing cornrows. Eyes that were gimlet black, yet lit from within by the coldest light, stared out from a face that had known only bitter disappointment and had been cursed by inevitable betrayal.||

[arctic talon]

Daemon Peter has had no official art

[storm jungle]

Yeah hes blank

[arctic talon]

ngl

the weird part is perty has wings

[fervent geode]

Mummy in termi basically

[storm jungle]

we'll likely get it with the rulebook he appears in

[arctic talon]

in his depiction lol

[storm jungle]

Will likely get ignored

[arctic talon]

tbh

[storm jungle]

books =/= mini teams dont really communicate

[arctic talon]

I would like at least one daemon primarch not be winged

[jade holly]

If anything right now I’m imagining him as a Colossus of Rhodes esque figure

[crisp heath]

YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAH MY BOY

[arctic talon]

we'll see

[crisp heath]

MY BEAUTIFUL BOY

[arctic talon]

maybe they give him wings lmao

[jade holly]

Watch it be Heldrake like wings

[arctic talon]

bcs wings are just such a useful thing for daemon princes on the tabletop

[jade holly]

or just pure metal and servos and pistons

[fervent geode]

He should get wings, but also make him an ugly rotting corpse in an obliterator esque logos

[jade holly]

Tbf if they use him how he should, he shouldn’t be the front line centerpiece. He’d be in the middle commanding it all as a tactician support

[fervent geode]

He could be at the front imo

[nocturne crest]

He should have wings, but he uses them as a form of defensive shield.

[fervent geode]

He was in angel exterminatus (after hydra cordatus)

But in SoT he was a backline commander so i see what u mean

[storm jungle]

Slopmarch

[fervent geode]

I can see it

But flying perty also sounds good

[crisp heath]

idc fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!

I DONT CARE IF ITS SLOP IM EATING IT

[fervent geode]

I want my dad on tabletop

[fervent geode]

But ill be real its likelier to be John Overcompensating Petulance

[jade holly]

I doubt he’s gonna be much flesh

From my understanding of the Logos it’s airtight

Completely sealing him inside

[fervent geode]

He goes unhelmed in storm of iron

[nocturne crest]

It's actually just a hologram of Perturabo in the background near to Honsou

[fervent geode]

He has necrotic rotted flesh

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-rip-rhino-toy-gif-23656797

[nocturne crest]

That's the big Iron Warrior release

[jade holly]

Tmk the only thing flesh I’ve heard about his design is his face

Never anything else

[fervent geode]

Yep

[jade holly]

If anything I want him to have unique legs

[fervent geode]

The rest is still mummified in the logos prob

[jade holly]

Like spider legs or be a quadraped

[nocturne crest]

Holographic Perty, with rules to be critical of your chaos commander.

[fervent geode]

And kill them

[nocturne crest]

Makes them work harder through threats.

He's picking out a helbrute for you.

[jade holly]

Perhaps in lore Perty is working with Vashtorr to improve the Logos and make him the king of Daemon Engines idk

[fervent geode]

He was much calmer conversing with Honsou

I reckon he wouldnt scream and threaten so much

He'd just kill you

[jade holly]

At the very least I’m expecting a brand new monstrous daemon engine

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if a new chaos helbrute would be on the cards.

[storm jungle]

One of the leaked rumors was he'll be getting paired up with Vashtorr

[arctic talon]

It’s a refreshed defiler

Just an fyi

[storm jungle]

which would make sense corporate-wise

[fervent geode]

We really need a refresh

[jade holly]

Makes sense lore wise ngl

[arctic talon]

They’re refreshing the defiler

[fervent geode]

Oh

[arctic talon]

It might look less derpy now

[storm jungle]

Marketing first Lore second but yes

[jade holly]

The curve ball reveal I want to see is Dark Mechanicus models

[arctic talon]

Emphasis on might

[arctic talon]

*mechanicum

[nocturne crest]

Defiler helbrute fusion

[fervent geode]

Not in a long time imo

[arctic talon]

Dark mechanicum

[nocturne crest]

Brute Defiler.

[arctic talon]

Adeptus mechanicus

Modern chaos mechanicus

[nocturne crest]

Imagine a csm being stuck to a horse that wants to go in a random direction.

[arctic talon]

Gog this thing needs an upgrade bad lol

[jade holly]

Perturabo’s Monster: a fusion of Heldrake, Helbrute, Venom Crawler and an Obliterator

[arctic talon]

It’s iconic

For better or for worse

Lol

[nocturne crest]

True true.

[fervent geode]

Hope the scouring covers what happened to all the dark magi, lukas chrom, sota nul, anacharis scoria and yelav draykavac

[storm jungle]

Nah lol

you'll just get more loyalist slop

[fervent geode]

Fuck

[storm jungle]

lap it up

[jade holly]

Bless you

[nocturne crest]

It was the chaos "dreadnought" in the first DOW games.

[fervent geode]

I need more traitor shit

[storm jungle]

those still exist

its just tabletop marketing stuff

[arctic talon]

Chaos dreads exist still yeah

They get mentioned in the new codex lmao

[jade holly]

Do we have any daemon engines that use a Daemon Prince as the host vessel?

[arctic talon]

Daemon engines aren’t picky

Vashtor isn’t either

Defilers and soul grinders both use them

Whenever he wants to

lol

Or whenever some people want to

Being a greater daemon or daemon prince does not mean you cannot be shoved into a boltgun

It just makes it harder to do it

But the reward is way better

[nocturne crest]

Honestly, refresh the defiler, but give it a chaos dreadnought alt build, like those Pentient Engines got.

[arctic talon]

I mean

Issue is the defiler has

Way more legs

lol

[nocturne crest]

Have a csm with an exposed torso stuck to the front.

Like that IH dread from the HH

[fervent geode]

Anc its not a dread

Defilers are just daemon engines

There would be no dreadnought like features prob

[celest cedar]

https://youtu.be/IInIk12Lagg late 2000s GMOD my beloved