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PLA were doing partisan stuff
yeah
would reccomend it
my favorite inter war light tank
sounds about right
I've been inside a T-26
i love the T-26 so much
iirc you can run one
it's such a nifty tank
destroy all T-26s the only good one is a wrecked one
the 8th route army which was most PLA iirc were a guerilla force
tall fin trying to fit inside a metal coffin
tbh the best shit we had was prob the stolen otsus and type 89s
nothing i love more than removing 400 point tank with an 85 point option tbh
idk USSR still wanted it so im guessing it has some value
strategic value
russia is so weird like it's 90% worthless land
mostly that, access to the baltic sea
like defensive positions for leningrad/ petrograd
you can steal the type 89 from the japanese
if not the finns could walk into winter palace
not giving us access to the arctic sea
as the PLA or NRA
realistic and based
what was their plan anyways
its a tank
did they just want to integrate all of finland
it's a good trading route and depriving us of it did some damage I reckon
but finland was some tiny country
they wanted easier passage to murmansk iirc but i think the finn would know better
was it anti communist
ah
and mannerheim the leader was a nobleman and shit, so not very communist friendly
Finland and russia have old history
so yeah scary for senor stalin
Germany could've picked up a lot of russian anti communists if they weren't deeply racist against Slavic people iirc
they did regardless funnily enough
there were galician, belarusian and even russian ss detachments
If germany wasnt run by insane genocidal people they'd probably have had more friends yeah
You can run foreign SS units
defectors from the red army and local police, exiles and emigres, disgruntled mofos and racists
Like french, russian, and a few others
funny thing is foreign SS were conscripted and forced sometimes
so a lot of them didnt get trialed afterwards
ye lmao, the ss for a xenophobic ass group were kinda multinational;
yk estonian ss were guards at nuremburg iirc
they didnt give a shit about nazism just hated soviets
and they didnt have a high chance of beating up the nazi convicts lmao
also contributes to bad combat performance of SS when a bunch of them were press ganged foreigners
if Nazi Germany was not Nazi Germany they could have done better
every argument on their performance in WW2 ever
they were idiotically inefficient
Lmfao real
but something something albert speer
Occupy stalingrad dont seige it 
i still dont get why SS are seen as this cool special forces elite unit by some people
speer was dumbass, hindenburg and the junkers shouldve ousted him from the beginning if they were any smarter
like yeah they were fanatical but not some elite super unit
there were good foreign ss who were volunteers and shit, but yeah most were ass
I thought the SS were extra armed police mostly
just well supplied
they were paramilitary foremost so they were used as hitler's personal army
the only ss commander who had actual officer training was like Paul Hausser or smth
closer to gestapo, who were interlinked with them
Ah makes sense that they'd have been used both for internal and external purposes then
they were a gang of fanatical murderers and killers, not really good soldier material compared to actual military formations
pop culture
Well they had those weird SS-Junker schools but I'm not sure if they did much, I haven't read into it. Or most things SS really
I think the Waffen-SS is generally what most people think of for that specific portion.
While they were some conscripts, a majority were from Germany.
depends which point in the war
The SS got caught up in the central leadership madness as i understand it, including the mysticism and shit lol
iirc those were more ideological and doctrinary than actual military training, although there was prob some tactics taught too
depends on who in the ss
there were absolute nutjobs
Yeah wasn’t WW2 Germany mainly split between the SS and the Wehrmacht?
they were like specifically chosen for being psycho racists
and more punch clock but equally evil fellas
In terms of military
kinda, but the wehrmacht was all the heavy lifting
WE GOTTA HELP HIMMLER FIND THE ANCIENT ALIEN TOMBS!
True, but even at the end, I think a third were conscripts and the rest were natives.
SS was tiny compared to the werhmarcht
Himmler vs Trazyn for an archaeological hunt
the waffen ss were more special fanatic nutcase forces (meh soldiers at best usually)
Hes probably in the collection dude was a curiosity
dont be a failed chicken farmer
Didn’t he want to make an entire knights of the round table too?
The SS were just psychopaths.
But at least they had cool guns?
That's
That's it honestly

bro the wehrmacht had the same shit
i think the thing that helped the SS is that the got the best gear
Extra willing to shoot civilians
the ss were ass, wehrmacht just got less of it
since the ss were closer to the political heart of the reich
didn't hitler specifically give the SS the best stuff
They got some special ones.
The FG-42 for the Waffen Paratroopers.
oh yeah
the idiots who bungled crete iirc, or was that just normal fallschirmjagers?
And then the "People's Storm" got what was left
i think it was normal paratroopers iirc
Those poor bastards
volkssturm (aka send a bunch of kids, women and oldies to die)
There’s one guy in the Wehrmacht I’m still trying to figure out in terms of how he viewed Germany as a whole: Rommel. I thought I knew what he was about but recent stuff got me confused again
yeah makes more sense earlier in the war and all
germany didnt use paratroopers often but barely any power did
I think they had SS commanders
he was a professionalist general
when you think about it paratroopers are a very niche use
he was willing to serve whoever was in charge
america only got to use them like once
does that absolve him of guilt, well fuck no
but he wasnt one of the nutcases or ss men for what counts
which makes you wonder why america still trains paratroopers
as if normandy will happen again
in the end he took cyanide because he was caught saying he would serve a german government without hitler after the failed coup
Unless its part of a sneaky op they're prone to getting shot in the air lol
And wasn’t he maybe most likely part of a failed assassination attempt or was he just blamed for it?
he wasnt a part of it
Ah
the coup was organised and he simply said ïll keep working, dgaf about regime change
it's more that when they land on the ground they're stuck in enemy territory and prone to getting killed immediately. they only work when deployed during a bigger offensive
he killed himself so his fam would be spared iirc
I knew that part
what little honour of the old reichswehr remained died with him and von tresckow imo
stained and shattered and ruined by their cowardice
and like, america will never need to deploy paratroopers in the modern age realistically
so why tf are they still there
That too, there's weird doctrinal uses for them but they're all basically "accomplish one thing really fast and hope that thing lets you be saved"
but it was laid to rest after the failed coup
Honestly does any country with the tech we have?
not really
no lol
if you dont get svaed youre prob cooked too
especially since you need total air superiority to do paratroopers
not supremacy but close to it
Not to mention how fucking risky a paratrooper deployment is
But that was already mentioned earlier
America trains paratroopers because our army is largely designed to punch down lol
They make a lot more sense when you don't take the enemy seriously
Stuck behind enemy lines with no help, no communication
Yeah that's clearly served us well
No way out
ur fucked basically
but that's the thing you don't use paratroopers for fast wars because the front is moving on its own without the need to sacrifice your paratroopers
I didn't say our army had great doctrine lol 
especially when your opponent can't fight back
True.
Tbf it works for non-guerilla tactics.
It doesn't work for guerilla tactics.
ironically after normandy and arnheim most para was used as regular infantry
So... a majority of our troubles
iirc its happening to the vdv in ukraine too
special forces are like modern paratroopers in a sense. they do it better even
yep
they get deployed with helicopters and shit
and they do a much better job at being independent
alot of para fought at the bulge/ardennes, with no para involved
yeah after normandy america's paratroopers just became normal troops lol
The bulge is referring to that one spot in tbe Marginot line right?
There's tradeoffs with helicopter deployment but yeah they're generally superior for anything you'd use paratroopers for because they come with CAS
one spot on the germano belgian border
hitler wanted to try to pull another encirclement because he was fucked
it's just that smaller teams of special forces are better at the job of infiltrating and disruption. in fact it's what america does already
alot of high command said herr fuhrer u jackass iirc but he did it anyway
And you can just train your helicopter special forces to also do jumps if you need it
so yeah bulge happened, it went ok at first and it backfired later on
Wait until jetpacks becomes a common tool
special forces can be deployed quickly without needing like 500 people parashooting in the open air
Then that’s when the paratroopers get funky
Like i think SEALs get HALO jump trained?
and special forces can blend in with local populations and shit
visible target for aa guns now that i think about it
you think? lol imagine with drones
So basically paratroopers of old were meant to be stealth operatives dropped in way in advance
i was thinking ww2 but yeah now
its free food
blown up by FPV drone as you're falling
spearheads more like kinda, jump in, ambush, hold, pray to god the backup gets there
no
ts is why the VDV is on foot lmao
I honestly thought it was
Pilots yes, paratroopers no
nope, you could shoot back
technically at least
but yeah different story for flyboys
no, they're an active combatant
the same way shooting at someone whos retreating is allowed
if they have not surrendered they're a viable target
But if they surrender then it’s a no no
same reason as why civllians in military instalations is also
A-okay
they're a valid target
rules of war are mostly about non combatants
What about medics
medics are complicated in the modern day
but uh
because they often have guns
yeah that 💀
medics often are armed nowadays
used to be in the past they were always unarmed but uh
yeah
and they dont signal the fact that they're medics because you get sniped that way
War Crimes!!
because they will use those guns
there's a lot of things that get labled as "warcrimes" by news
that aren't warcrimes
also war crimes dont mean anything unless they're actually enforced, like real laws
a lot of war laws are just ignored when convenient
Sudan is fucking grim
The Kriegsmarine in WW2 largely got off scot-free because everything they got charged with was done by the Allies first, more often, and they didnt want to set the precedent it was something bad
White Phosphorus moment.
"Trust me, it isn't used to burn people alive. It's used to uh... light up the area!"
its basicially over and just an ethnic cleansing now
i saw some russian bots claiming that ukraine is doing war crimes by using depleted uranium rounds because it's a nuclear weapon lmao
things are getting spicier between thailand and cambodia too, see if we have some war there
it's also not a nuclear weapon
Ukraine has done warcrimes regarding drone stuff/non combatants 💀 but like
so has Russia
they're just war criming each other
it's silly to expect war to be clean
not that anyones going to enforce that
war is just bad
the darfur is seeing hell, like bashir's times never ended
war is hell
its sweet to those who know it not as pindar once said
yeeeeeeeep
do we consider the afghani pakistan boarder
but humans keep doing war so here we are
bcs the Pakistani military is shelling Al Qaeda 💀
i mean there have been low level engagements there since the 70s iirc
pakistani military has shelled the border lots of times
the khyber pass is still wild country in some places
baloch insurgents, sindhi insurgents
its a very hot zone
do we count the Mexican drug war as an active war 💀
uhhhh
between the Mexican and other gov. vs the cartels
then we'd have to count all drug wars
I know the current mexican president is softer on the cartels
as if the gov isn't in on it
i don't count it as a war because it's not an actual nation fighting another one
fair
yeah i agree with femjay
is the new provisinal Syrian government at peace yet
kinda?
or are they still clamping down on Hezbollah/loyalists
theyve held elections iirc
well uh
Kind of amazing how time and time again we see that "Soft on crime" policies just create a population of normal citizens that think the average criminal should face public firing squads. Judicial slavery won the vote in California when NOBODY campaigned in favor of it
loyalists and hezbollah and isis are still hanging on in some places
sounds about right
good for them
hopefully Syria recovers properly
and doesn't yknow implode or explode
Speaking of things, the Hell’s going on in Iran?
yeah its good after so long
the middle east will only be safe when major powers stop messing with it
big protests
like happens every once in a while
internet got shut down
the gov keeps clamping so the people keep rising basically
If Israel were Shia Muslims it would have been destroyed by the gulf states within a week inshallah
literally everybody hates iran im surprised the country is still an entity lol
Rioting, protests
I hate how you're correct 💀
last time it was the mahsa amini killing, now its the shit mismanaged economy
too big to die i guess
israel just casually bombing iran
this time seems worse
5th biggest army in the world in 1979 iirc
but wtf do I know
Iran, Isreal and the US bombing each other
but warning each other ahead of time
💀
oh really now? damn we will see if this heats up
they'd have it coming because my old maths teacher would glaze that place
i mean going from a mostly pariah state to the burj khalifa is a little much
if somebody glazes the UAE they have issues
Yeah, they're burning down buildings + the government has partially fled + has moved some stuff out
oh my english teacher did that
dubai chocolate eating as
could just be a delayed response
she wasnt malicious, she just had no idea bout the uae whole foreign worker slavery
who tf knows
this seems crazy
My maths teacher didn't give a shit he just liked how rich it was
i wonder if we get any regime change as unlikely as it seems
that is... a very straightforward person to say the least
im more interested in wtf the US will do with venezuela now
oh yeah that too
like will it keep destroying random boats
it seems like nothing for now????
delcy is still alive
I don't even know what the point of it was
Hopium says keep whatever’s left of Maduro’s boys from making moves as elections come in. But we know that’s not happening lmao
he's gone now
no reason for his guys to not just rig it again
They have a clear line of sucession
maybe they'll he incompetent we'll see
maybe
Apparently the VP (Now P) is working with the US?
she hates the US though 💀
I'm ngl
or in guantanamo
nothing will happen to Maduro
this is funny as shit if true but i doubt it
he might end up in guatanamo
oh yeah noriega
Delcy Rodriguez, the VP. That lady
the feds are treating him like bin laden wolf
like he's the biggest drug cartel leader
so many AI photos of him rn
cant tell whats actually cooking with him
i mean he was kinda a military dictator but still ye
i hope he wont just get found dead
but the US shouldn't have invaded venezuela, killed a bunch of people as collateral and kidnap him
true enough, and i doubt theyll oof him anyway
Personally I follow the idea of “don’t stress over what you can’t control” whatever happens is what happens
It’s out of our hands
💀
god wed be fucked
china is just sitting back and waiting for this dumpster fire to stop
I like calling China West Taiwan
same as every year
I don't want Taiwan to be invaded beyond the obvious reason bcs a large chunk of my extended family lives there 💀
tbh most of us dont give a hoot about the mainland anymore lmao, its mostly making them mad
*mainland taiwan
yeah
makes sense
oh yeah, hope nothing happens
taiwan cannot tactically be invaded it straight up cannot work
basically lmao
strategically too it's almost impossible
its very hard because japan and sk will help us
Also the fact that invading an island nation
and also kinmen would have to attacked first
so yeah we'd know
Love the venezuelans celebrating on the streets having no idea whats gonna happen to them eventually lol
it would be a full naval invasion which itself is just insanely difficult but also the entire island is rigged to be used as a bunker. taiwan is straight up unwinnable in a war
impenetrable wall of type 64s (the taiwanese thing with the hellcat turret) will defeat anything it's true
the venezuelans in venezuela celebrating are weird bcs like, your government didn't change 💀
and now the US might just fucking take control of you
like ????
i hope your wrong but i know you will be right prob either way lmao
yeah, but still
I have a venezuelan friend that literally said this yeah, the corruption/people that put Maduro in power is still present
my grandad says china wont
Whatever the case, the dominos have been set for whatever happens next
500 black jets of Chiang Kai Shek will blot out the sky and destroy the CCP
US thinks they cut the head of the snake not realising the body was the real issue lol
my grandparents also say china won't lol
god i hope he's right
zamn, lmao all used to nothing ever happens
it would just not be possible for china to win by conquest. it's the reason why china hasn't tried taking taiwan in the past decades already, it's just not militarily feasible
Tbh America is currently like a wild animal at this moment.
Maybe it's influenced by Putin but I don't know how the fuck stealing his Oil Tanker was in his plans
it was dumb
I think we're just unpredictable at this moment given Dementia Donny
tsmc going down would be catastrophic
trust me if china thought they could take taiwan they would
true that, we would make it hell too
its how the US has always operated
they thought killing Bin Laden, Saddam etc would fix everything
The second they even send a boat over they know they got nearly all of SEA, the US and UN looking at them lol
i think even he has no idea what the fuck is happening
PR basically
keeps big man elected
yep its all for political points
my GOAT of mass produced beer
China isn’t invading for the chips, they want the beer
LOL
now on the other hand can china convince the younger taiwanese to join or some shit
prolly the whisky industry
true that, people love our uh beer and microchips
idk im not from taiwan
no lol
Makes sense, tsingtao beer alone isn't enough
give it 50 years
most people i know, yk they fucking hate china
maybe in 50 years
not this generation
but i dont see it yet
at all
If I had to join chaos, isn’t Khorne the most honest?
china might take the USSR playbook and do it slowly
eh nurgle imo
he’ll just let me do whatever I want as long as I let the blood flow?
cultural osmosis is a thing but the CCP is hated in Taiwan
Khorne has got your back buddy just go absolutely bananas and decapitate someone
Nurgle is a gaslighter
true that, but independence if becoming more popular
Khorne is a simple guy with simple hobbies
Literally every chaos god suffers from the same issues
way more popular
theres no loyalty
among the young
we have been our own thing for like what 70 years
the KMT is becoming less and less popular among younger people
lmao
for a reason
Well at least Khorne is kind enough to stab me in the face and not the back

The main thing that worries me about Taiwan is how things went down in Hong Kong but it's not really the same situation
Yeah downside is you still die lol
also the facestab depends on what khorne follower it is
At least this way I expect it lmao
I mean no you cant
Taiwan isn't like Hong Kong where its to "be returned to China"

and has ties to the chinese government already
chaos champs always betray each other
the KMT is party of old folks afaik and even some of them are tired, not to mention cheng li wun is braindead
they could also find a way to divide the country to weaken it
maybe
but i cant see it
Yeah not really the same as I said. It's just how everything got coopted and any opposition seems(?) to have vanished
yeah but taiwan didnt have free speech for like most of that lol
Hong kong was weird but it was weird because of the British not a rival chinese government in exile which is pretty important
no two system one country crap plz
uh
we were a dictatorship
until lee teng hui did some elections
yeah
with discourse comes disagreeing and shit
but we had an underground independence movement that got put down
It's like working in late stage capitalism.
Every action you take to enrich yourself indirectly enriches another person who's even higher on the totem pole.
With increasing paranoia as you climb up the ladder. As more and more people thirst over your position of power.
Are there Heldrake models?
Chiang Ching-kuo started the whole transtion away from a dictatorship
and uh cck was better than cks
and then Lee Teng Hui pretty much finalized it
yep
Upside you can actually kill the people you dont like
what motivated them to do it
lee teng hui was a traitor to the kmt lmao
Might get 1-2 of those whenever I make my IW army
IRL you send them to jail and they do 2 months and get out
because they didn't want violent revolution
he was never one of them
Get a Lord of Skulls, Vashtorr
yeah that also LOL
Some other fun stuff
Lee Teng Hui wasn't from the mainland
sounds cool
lol so it's never good intentions
lee teng hui fucking fought for japan in ww2 lmao he had no loyalty to going home or some shit
WW2 Japan has to be one of the most comedically and non-morally evil factions ive seen in history ngl
up there with the Imperial Russian Army
Reminds me of my old Taiwanese pal who was a quarter Japanese who gave no singular shits about the mainland
I mean
there's a lot of taiwanese people like that
you ahve to remember
the KMT were the minority
in Taiwan lol
eh good intentions can lead to bad shit, this guy at least gave us a good democracy
yeah you dont see people doing apologetics for japan like they do for germany
they make the russians look like human rights party
we were separate from the mainland for a lot of history
: )
I cannot imagine an enormous contemptor dreadnought JUMPING towards with with an enormous jump pack
just proves that this stuff only happens when governments are forced by the people
yeah
It's always the Blood Angels with these things
most dgaf, we have never been there, never seen there, we have our own culture too from native and jap influence
True.
Downside is that similar to real life.
The chances are low that you'll actually pull it off.

eh yeah basically
Taiwans culture is def distinict from mainland china nowadays
there's some similar stuff, but there's also a lot of unique stuff
I've learnt as much since, it was just surprising as a teen for no really good reason
how do taiwanese feel about hong kong
we didnt have the cultural revolution for one
taiwan national museum W
thats why theyre my second favorite legion

sympathetic from what ive seen
fr
really lame what happened to hong kong man
like that couldve been us
bro the last opposition was forced to close a while back
all those protesters just stopped existing as people
imagine if we ate china's fuckin two system shit
the national palace museum has shit the CCP really wants for their own museum LOL
also holy fuck what
i cannot imagine this to be useful enough to be mass produced
what do you mean TITAN JUMP PACKS??
things would not be peachy
Always was gonna be the case
people dont care about "unimportant country" events
my beloved
the US could invade the entirety of south america and nobody would bat an eye lol
tbf the red guards wouldve blown em up if chiang didnt grab it all
I wonder if it's true that a ton of Hong Kongers moved to the UK after that whole debacle
almost yeah
something something CCP 70% right 30% wrong
the balls to protest when you know you'll be unpersoned
please dont give the us ideas im just chilling dude
i mean theyve changed and defo done some impressive shit
Yeah
"Give them ideas", they already said this publicly bro 💀
but its funny seeing how that policy on Mao has never changed
despite them saying more and more shit he did was wrong
big leader yk
they havent mentioned brazil yet

trump babbling about how he'll invade chilis
163k+ moved to the UK apparently. That's quite a few. Wack
idk he said a bunch of random countries
Apparently Trump wants to ban Wall Street from buying houses
The Hell does that mean?
actual good decision
holy shit
yeah its kinda sad
is he in a dementia induced psychosis?
kill realestate as investment
I just saw that news headline earlier today in my YT feed
tldr companies cannot buy real estate or land to "invest" or speculate on
which is a good thing
its a plague
in every country
i mean this is strange coming from him
he truly is unpredictable, idk what the fuck is cooking in his mind
"please please its too much winning!"
its something
there isn't anything cooking in his mind
he's kind of just
blabbing
whatever comes to his mind
sounds like it
Dementia
im 1000% confident it's from the biden admin and it only got around to congress now
He probably randomly thought of it and will walk it back the moment someone explains yeah
I’ve learned that trying to understand Trump is to invite madness into yourself 
I could understand his first term
The three fingers
his second term is like
dementia, insanity, thinking's he's still a liberal democrat
💀
I use him sometimes to write planetary governors in homebrew
Blackrock will show up with a set of golden living room furniture
Again genuinely I think it's dementia
I don't get the USA man, it's like bizarroworld over there
Lord helmwar
He got all of the signs
Helmawr is actually competent
Helmwar was based on Trump before he got elected
and is like a cunning cunt
also remember that his voterbase is a bunch of home owning boomers
How many centerpieces is an army is considered a bad idea?
bro those are kinda crazy even by planetary govnuh syndrome
/j

depends on the army
maybe chaos madness induced governors
why did america have 2 old men in a row cmon
Heldrakes are so cool
like people were making fun of biden and those people elected trump
mine is ass
I have no fucking clue.
too long in malaysia
Can I kitbash a Heldrake to have a Warpsmith ride one?
the average american voter is barely sentient
im gonna go back soon
I can understand it, I can barely speak it despite my dad and grandparents best attempts at teaching me to speak it properly
Sleepy Joe.
Both for him and the fact that I could fucking sleep at night without dreading the news
oh shit this is almost me
Literal super-earth tier brainwashing
Me fr
we libmaxxing our free market
I know 國語 fine lol
Fuck Super Earth, it's straight up Imperium tier at times

do you know Hokkien? or mandarin
i picked up the malaysian dialects for both
Mandarin
based??????
I forgot they spoke Hokkien in Malaysia
I'm ngl
I thought it was Hakka mostly for the non mandarin chinese language
NOOO IT HAS NO AUDIO
its a lot of hokkien surprisingly
neat
like in some places even native malays speak it
huh
but like its not taigi
thats
at all
yeah osmosis
shame
Cultural osmosis is funny
osmosis jones
PEAK MENTIONED
my mandarin is worse than my hokkien, i should probably go back and study again
oh yeah did I ever tell you how my grandparents on my moms side were only okay with my mom marrying my dad because he was Taiwanese and not from the mainland lol
damn lamo
If Perty ever gets a model will he play like a charging tank monster or would he sit back more as a command support?
i love madarins
"oh so he's one of the good ones"
-paraphrasing my grandma on my moms side
💀
she's still kind of very racist
oh its kinda
i should learn mandarin to survive the chinese century
uh normal
Japan moment
my gramps too
Him doing this to an Iron Warrior
welcome to the century of yk
xiaolongbao
im slowly learning chinese memes
The Golden Arches remain

i mean coming from someone who speaks english at home i only made progress when i forced my parents to speak to me in it
and that lasted two weeks
also i learned from cs2 that chinese love red
yeah fair enough
a whole realm of memes i have yet to learn
the worst part is, America started this century of humiliation on its own volition
this is pretty much how i picture how the first step of servitorization happens
i blame britain
but the people are wearing red robes
"Do you realize? "Do, you, realize?"
nah it was all us
Gotta learn for when we migrate to chinanet
like it was a century ago lmao
its uhhh
its a lot worse
get the flesh and steel passage
true that
its time
"if the Imperial Fists attacked this fortress, we'd have to move planets?"

nah wed die
missus kind of a post, downvoted
It can’t be that ba-

alright let me read this rq
Had to show this to my dad.
Apparently means something akin to "Fabulous brother!"
deep cut
Or "That's great, brother"
I want to destroy Black Library for not publishing more crime
big agree
I don't even need to read this to know its likely very horrific lol
More or less as I understood it
So I think it's probably something similar to "great story bro"
Read it. Its harrowing.
more crime more horror
Or "wow I ain't reading all of that"
yeah i think so, from an illiterate tho lmao
I kind of really want a story of Anrakyr and Typhus both showing up to the same planet and an exchange of both combat and philosophy happens between the stagnation of the cycle of life and death and the cost of immortality
this is polpot good ending
Cause ya know, they both have the epithet “The Traveler”
"Occasionally, one would let out an angry blare, and the indicator lumens would flash red. The rejected person was then swallowed up by a trapdoor opening beneath their feet."
melanin bibliotheque

Legalize lobotomy.
legalize sodomy
hell that worked for the Austrian
lobotomise people
why is the word sodomy
sodomy is already legal
what a funny word
because of sodom
but why
like apparently there were gays there or smth idk
Sodomy sounds like something you do in a workshop class
and they were doing some bad stuff i guess????
you can still do sodomy as straight
like it's not just guys who have buttholes
What even is Sodomy?
i think it was woman or prostitutes doing it

yeah like machiavelli got accused of it lmao
banal without the b
I think I’m too innocent
Meet the Feebles has permanently warped my perception of the word sodomy, what a banger of a tune though

yeah
right?
its an old word
doesnt sound like it
sodomy sounds like
It sounds like a word for fusing two sheets of metal together
so their limbs are taken by a big mechanical arm that breaks their bones, suspended spread eagle where they get washed with a chemical that makes them not grow hair anymore and then moved to another section where the process for lobotomization happens?
when you knock over your neighbours postbox
damn
like what a silly sod
Oldass Hebrew just doesn't make sense to begin with so it makes sense
its from the old testament, so tldr an event that might not have even happened over 2k years ago was used to justify persecution and discrimination of a minority group
i know what sodom is
bruh old ass hebrew
but why name it after it
idk
Yep, the protagonist steps off because he literally cannot bare watching it anymore lol
it was happening in sodom i guess
like you can't tell me people havent been putting stuff up their butt before the bible
the priest or whatever used to say like
it's a time ancient tradition
bad stuff was going down there
Admech casually having one of the worst body horror in 40K

dilara what is your opinion of sodomy
we were kids he wasnt gonna talk about the sodomy so uh yeah i guess
Goofy ass procedure, if you dont wanna fuck women just stop it lmao
Warhammer crime fucks, all the good stuff is in there. Dickin down daemons, body horror, flies out the wazoo. I want more
WOW ok
WAIT I JUST GOOGLED
bru
Its a sexual act???
lmao
yes
it's anal
i thought it was one where they chemically castrate you lmao
I thought it was a thing you do with metal sheets lmao
WAIT yeah thats vasectomy i think
thats sterilisation
it's a very funny term
i mixed it up
like the people kind
LMAO
I’ve never heard of that orchestral composition before
you thought sodomy was getting your balls nipped
like what phil kelly T'au do
😭
holy shit imagine messing that up in conversation
it would be
Manual sex is a very funny term
Was curious on how the narrator would talk about the lobotomization procedure
probably a servitor who goes there with a needle while they're still up and awake
catastrophic

So are most servitors death row inmates, prisoners of war etc
can't wait for the automated version
read it, its deadass one of my favorite excerpts
Just prisoners the imperium has
usually iirc
lol
i prefer my sex automatic
Just did lol
"Any several forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural"
Homosexuality
as well
😭
true and medpilled wisdom
Basically anyone
and used for more specific roles
people use the "vatborn" thing way too much
fucking a guy is the same as fucking an animal
does this mean guys are animals?
its rare
fuckers like Elite just cannot shut up about it
Little Timmy who called the funny robot guy in the red robes “weird” too?
I'LL KILL YOU
yes
uh prob??
You can literally get servitorized because a techpriest hates you
idk man
not even joking
^
lmao
wolf finally snapping lets go
I hate the vatborn thing
NO, THE CHERUBS ARE NOT VATBORN- I WANT THE IMPERIUM TO LOBOTOMIZE BABIES
ask a guy

They still do, its just rare
Fuck it, I servitorized my opps 
the vast bulk of servitors
are from prisoners
or other people the mechanicus
deosn't want
lol
or finds annoying
or problematic
vatgrown servitors are expensive
no point in doing it
I really wanted to make a techpriest for some RPG game who really liked organically sourced cherubs, stating them to be superior in build and character
im servitorising the maintenance guy - hadron probably
when you have a perfectly good menial
If this is what Admech does
Oh I believe they still do that but it feels like GW just kinda washed the pure evil old Imperium lore did with "vatborn" excuse on thee kind of things
he's the admech guy he can't help himself
oh
Cherubs were always mostly vatgrown from their introduction
i bet wolf is so happy that his usedname is red
dilara change his username color to green so he isn't admech
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Dark Mechanicum OC (which I'm still on the process of writing and figuring it out) has done so much fucked shit 
They already throw babies with genetic deviancies into furnaces
BABY FURNACE IS NOT ENOUGH
It is more efficient to lobotomize pre-existing babies 
i am offended by the idea that babies are good
this is what happens at admech conclaves on Lucius or Stygies VIII prob

i have no idea
prolly Mars
Jay legit said
"Any baby who exists without my knowledge exists without my consent."
its got the biggest parliment

true enough
judge holden ass
prob the most babies too
mr beast is mortarion??
Any baby who exists without lobotomization shall be thrown into the furnace
(ik who judge holden is)
this guy literally buys puppies and then drowns them in under a paragraph i think people skip over that one
BRUH
reading blood meridian was detrimental to my health
People praising how evil 40k characters are before Judge Holden steps in the room
😭
i regret it immensely