40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

weeugh

[languid meadow]

Cyrus sounds like steve blum

but also not

like he sounds weird?

[queen laurel]

Gorgutz sound just exactly like the one in dawn of war Brian Drummond is back apparently

[rocky gale]

Just realised with that new Space Marine detachment, you can now deep strike 3 Hammerfall Bunkers into the enemies backline

and just slam them with Heavy Flamer Overwatch for 0CP

[tough haven]

https://youtu.be/pF5eVltokAc?si=8Jetu7MBBJzgWqbw

[languid meadow]

Hadron bot

lol

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/waaagh-orks-40k-dawn-of-war-warhammer-gif-4477293119107707240

[tough haven]

Canonically hates orks

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/plsplsplslcpls/status/2008938714353815632

LUX ASU IS COMING (@plsplsplslcpls)

"Xin Zhao is dead"
︀︀
︀︀Jarvan:

Quoting Tina 💖💜💙 (@another_tina)
︀
I wish they showed more emotion on Jarvan's face though

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[rocky gale]

I think he just doesn't know who's spear it is

She hands it to him and he's just like "oh cool a broken spear, thanks"

[languid meadow]

Xin was really close with J4 im pretty sure, he would be able to recognize his spear

[daring creek]

If you think about it

your average car driver is a subhuman

[crystal forum]

no

[daring creek]

Listen

if you honk your horn

repeatedly

[arctic talon]

Xin had just gotten a new spear from Jarvan III before he left for ionia

[daring creek]

obnoxiously

[arctic talon]

he might not have seen it

[daring creek]

I don't think you should be counted as a person

Is all I'm saying

You're just a overgrown cockroach by that point

[crystal forum]

what if i'm an overgrown cock roach

what then huh

[daring creek]

Then you're in Metamorphosis

[languid meadow]

You are from the eastern part so it would make sense

I won't be able to make fun of that anymore because I'm gonna be moving to NS later on

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tomato-tomato-mater-mato-catomato-gif-1820475763262864503

[daring creek]

Dilara do you

drive a vehicle

[crystal forum]

lame

[storm jungle]

No I float to work

[daring creek]

Ah

the most ethical travel

[crystal forum]

does turkey even have cars

[daring creek]

Dilara is from a bird?

woaw..

[crystal forum]

the cat country

i want to lobotomize myself

im tired of thinking

[daring creek]

no fuck you I deserve the lobtomy

you dont

I want it

I need my brain to be silent.

[crystal forum]

freak

[daring creek]

silence

I'll kill you and turn it into some alochol somehow

corpse beer

[crystal forum]

which alcohol

[daring creek]

ceer

[crystal forum]

methanol

[daring creek]

kerfer?

[crystal forum]

isopropyl alcohol

[daring creek]

yea

[arctic talon]

what? yes

wtf lol

what country nowadays doesn't have cars in it

[daring creek]

is turkey a real place or a fictional paradise

[crystal forum]

have you been to turkey

[arctic talon]

if you say North Sentinel Island I'm killing you with rocks

[daring creek]

I forgot if countries exist outside of america

[arctic talon]

no, but I've seen images of the traffic

[crystal forum]

if you havent been to turkey then you dont know wolf

[daring creek]

the only ones I can think of are japan mexico china and second america

[crystal forum]

wolf thinks he knows all lore

well does he know bible lore

what's jesus's wargear options

[daring creek]

guys

my anti depressants are here

do I take them or no

huh they look a lot different from my adderall

cool

[arctic talon]

jesus is not an option in trench crusade

[crystal forum]

what about mecha jesus

[arctic talon]

no

[crystal forum]

shit game

[languid meadow]

oh yeah Britannia's heavy inf got revealed lore wise

[crystal forum]

wait would jesus be the primarch of trench crusade

[arctic talon]

no

[crystal forum]

you know im right

[arctic talon]

They're busy harvesting a jesus clones meat

[crystal forum]

really lame that trench crusade will be 80% lore units and 20% playable units

because of scale

i hope they make a second wider game

they got the funds for it smh

[languid meadow]

I want teh Maximilians but I think they might be just small enough to be in the game

[crystal forum]

i want tanks

there's a whole faction of tanks

and even tank killers

[languid meadow]

Ooo that's just reminded me of something

Fallout show S2EP4 ||NCR tanks are finally shown but it's only in the credits||

[arctic talon]

they will be ingame

no rules(yet)

[valid needle]

Any big dog got the invite to trench crusades discord?

[arctic talon]

honestly can they please cool it off with New Antioch melee subfactions

for like

1 fucking second

for the faction thats all about shooting

their shooting is pretty mid

[languid meadow]

Uhhhh

[crystal forum]

give that thing a big gun

gatling

[languid meadow]

Britannia I think is gonna be that

[crystal forum]

bratatatata

thats the sound of me shooting you

[languid meadow]

Heavy inf/shooting

[languid meadow]

Sent

[valid needle]

Thanks big dawg

[languid meadow]

[valid needle]

What faction is best

[languid meadow]

honestly forgot which one I chose since I dont speak in there

only there for news and such

[arctic talon]

Idk, which one do you like lol

I like Iron Sultanate the most playstyle wise + I like the creepy House of Wisdom stuff

[languid meadow]

oh yeah I think a new black grail sub faction was released in EA

but I could be wrong

[arctic talon]

I believe so

[valid needle]

I’ll need to do research

[daring creek]

hopefully the medication will work soon.

[valid needle]

I like big muscly evil men in dark coloured armour

If that helps

[arctic talon]

Heretic Legion/Court of the Seven Headed Serpent

[crystal forum]

i wish there was a tabletop game that's just tanks

and completely balanced around tank warfare

[languid meadow]

seven head would match that imo if you want BIG guys

[crystal forum]

can i trepan you psycho

[languid meadow]

naur

I like being able to think

[crystal forum]

i will let out the excess fluids

come here

[arctic talon]

ultimately "The faithful" aren't evil in Trench Crusade

so like

if you want power armor and stuff

you're gona be good

even if there's some questionable shit they get up to

they're not evil

Heretic Legion has the sea raider armor but thats dif

[valid needle]

Oh yeah that’s hot

That’s just what I need

[languid meadow]

I mean comparatively like from the faithful Prussia and the Iron Sultanate aren't really "evil"

[crystal forum]

kinda generic tbh

[languid meadow]

while I would say the NA and the Church get up to some fucked shit

[crystal forum]

not very inspiring

[languid meadow]

that could make em evil

[languid meadow]

That's why I want Church of Metamorphosis models

they're kind of out there

also Path of the Beast

[arctic talon]

Prussia falls under NA no?

[languid meadow]

All "western" faithful do

but they're seperate

[arctic talon]

ah

[languid meadow]

in terms of organization

but NA is still it's own seperate thing

[valid needle]

Who is power armour guys?

[arctic talon]

New Antioch

[crystal forum]

jesus munchers

hey kids wanna eat the body of christ

[languid meadow]

That's Ancorites and Palidans

[arctic talon]

Heavy Mechanized Infantry

and yeah the Mech infantry don't eat Jesus

they just get drugs instead lol

[crystal forum]

lame

[languid meadow]

Machine Armour is alchemy from the Sultanate mixed with science from the Church

[crystal forum]

that art is old

predates the game by a long shot

also probably the most iconic art of the setting

[languid meadow]

Ye the main artist for TC made shit years earlier that acts as like the base line for it

[daring creek]

are there dreadnoughts in trench crusade

[arctic talon]

not really

[daring creek]

tell me theres a walking furnace

[daring creek]

cringe.

[crystal forum]

it's like how iron harvest started as its own art thing

then it became a shitty game

[arctic talon]

Heretic Naval Raiders do sorta have power armor as well

[languid meadow]

Closest thing would be Anchorites

[arctic talon]

but its not powered lol

they're just built that way

@valid needle

[crystal forum]

definitely normal humans

i like naval themes

i had that going before i gave up on my setting

[arctic talon]

naval raiders are fun

they're also lowkey broken as shit lol

[valid needle]

Meh, I like the look of the seven headed heretic people more

[languid meadow]

Heretic Raiders and Britannia are the two "naval factions" both having heavy inf which is funny

I think we have blurbs of the "Extra-Heavy" Infantry of the Britannia but no offical art

[heady rivet]

Trench Crusade would be better if it wasnt the exact opposite of what it set out to be and also its fanbase werent Chud-equivalent levels of annoying

Great art though

[arctic talon]

wdym exact opposite of what it set out to be

like game wise?

[languid meadow]

The great chud purge of 2023 was peak

[heady rivet]

Sets out to be cheap and ends up uber-expensive. Sad!

[arctic talon]

oh

that was expected

I'm ngl

small scale stuff is always going to be $$$ unfortunately 💀

economics of scale

still sucks

[daring creek]

apparently it will take several weeks for prozac to begin working

or well, feel it at least

[languid meadow]

Arch still bitches about TC going "woke"

and im forced to see his fuck ass thumbnails every time I search it up on YT

[daring creek]

why do ppl still talk about...whatever

theyre not reall ppl anyway

[crystal forum]

arch wishes he could get the russia money like tim pool does

he'll keep trying

[daring creek]

anti woke people are reptilians until proven otherwise mkay

[languid meadow]

Im trying to figure out what dragon quinn and shyv are fighting

it's not elder

too small

[daring creek]

no human can or should give a fuck about "woke" shit in the first place

[languid meadow]

I think mountain or it's the story of shyv fighting her mom

or w/e

[crystal forum]

wtf are you prattling about

cease masticating boy

[languid meadow]

League cinematic that just came out

[crystal forum]

start with that

so i know i can ignore the following sentences

[languid meadow]

shutup

[winter pine]

https://youtu.be/pF5eVltokAc

right proppa trailer dis is

[queen laurel]

don't forget the other guys

the Crusaders are packing the Maximilian-class armour

[crystal forum]

he already posted it

[queen laurel]

But if you want the faction with the most actually sustainable and usable armour go with the New Antioch Fellas

[queen laurel]

Ciaphias did yeah i didn't notice i was binging the wonderfully weird world of gumball

[crystal forum]

weird

[wintry cloud]

Yall talking about trench-(We sell models that are broken or never ship) crusade?

[crystal forum]

bruh shitting on trench crusade

[wintry cloud]

Art is fire

Lore is cool

https://youtu.be/VUqqNH1jgfY?si=re-U1RFy3SvpjlUs

All this isn’t cool

[queen laurel]

Oh you got your source from the guy that uses AOS to shit talk GW every time

[wintry cloud]

Although i dont know him well

Him making bad takes beforehand doesn’t remove this video from being a good take

Not just this guy either

[heady rivet]

100% this. Amazing art, good looks and vibes, but the actual game is BAD lmao

[crystal forum]

oh no a new company is making small mistakes we should BURN IT AT THE FUCKING CROSS

[heady rivet]

TC isnt gonna fuck you bro. You can criticize a shit company

[crystal forum]

who are you

[heady rivet]

"Give them SEVERAL more years and a lot more money and then it could be good trust bro"

[daring creek]

We kill people who criticize companies

we killed the last 5 people who talked shit about gw

[heady rivet]

Simping for a corportation is so sad

[daring creek]

NEVER shame disney

[heady rivet]

Do Americans really?

[daring creek]

NEVER hate nintendo

[surreal nest]

using the word simp in any conversation instantly paints you as an incel btw

never heard a non chud use that word

[crystal forum]

burger flippers acting like they know how hard it is to run a new project while the most complicated thing they've done their whole life is paint models

[heady rivet]

Did you just wake up from a coma you slipped into in like 2019 or

[heady rivet]

Well the difference is when i buy something from a burger flipper I typically receive the burger

[surreal nest]

You are just such an obnoxious person its so insane

So reddit coded

[daring creek]

reddit coded isn't an insult btw

reddit users are known to have abnormally high intelligence

[crystal forum]

it's a sin not an insult

[heady rivet]

Called someone an incel; based on the use of one slang word thats insanely common and then calls me reddit coded. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

[queen laurel]

This guy used a lot of Age of sigmar to basically talk bad about GWS practices as his thumbnail which is like not a good look because he's just using and actively worsening the hate for AOS, I haven't looked into it yet but i'm not the type to immediately trust him, like seriously what is age of sigmar on here, and also Janovich is about as far from a reliable narrator as they come, he is also a notorious asshole

[surreal nest]

yeah its common with chuds you know what other words are common with chuds lmfao

[crystal forum]

also krieg fan

immediately ignored

[heady rivet]

I mean yeah he's a dickhead but he's still right about TC

[crystal forum]

just because somebody is being negative doesn't mean they're right btw

[surreal nest]

how in the fuck do people click on these clickbait ass videos lmfao

how fucked are the dopamine receptors

[heady rivet]

Sounds like someone has TC "in the mail" still and holds out hope it'll finally get to them aaaany day now

[heady rivet]

Nobody said that but okay thanks for sharing

[crystal forum]

shut UP man

twitter ass replies

[heady rivet]

Dw you'll get your TC models you paid for a few years ago soon and calm down

[crystal forum]

go say some racist shit in gen chat and get banned already we know it'll happen eventually

[daring creek]

I don't like canadians

[heady rivet]

Damn bro spend another 60 bucks for a company that will ship you broken shit after a year

[daring creek]

This sounds like a vent

[surreal nest]

from the hit game?

[daring creek]

did you buy tc stuff and never get it

[heady rivet]

Entire national identity is going "I'm not American" while being incredibly American

[daring creek]

fractures your skull

[surreal nest]

idk this dude just argues in lore chat 24/7 with contrarian takes he did it yesterday

[crystal forum]

freak

[daring creek]

how am I freak...

[crystal forum]

🫵

[heady rivet]

No its just TC doesnt send their shit out. I got broken Necromunda minis once from GW and within 12 hours they gave me store credit though

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4t-4tomistalt-4tomist-4tmeme-gif-14459048726828889418

[heady rivet]

I would have done a full return and refund but the closest Warhammer store is two and a half hours away

Sad!

[crystal forum]

damn a giant company has better customer service than a fucking startup company

[heady rivet]

So you admit TC has shit customer service too. Better give em more money

[crystal forum]

truly nobody should ever start any company ever and we should eat GW slop forever

[daring creek]

I go to disney land every week

[arctic talon]

I'm surprised GW didn't just send you a whole ass new box lol

[heady rivet]

Dont eat GW slop you can get your overpriced models later and for even more per-mini

[heady rivet]

They said they typically would but the stock was out

[arctic talon]

ah

[daring creek]

Seeing how its still going

[arctic talon]

was this the Orlock guns

[heady rivet]

So they gave me an EXTRA store credit for that too

[arctic talon]

or one of the upgrade sprues

[heady rivet]

Palanite Haunts

[arctic talon]

ah

shame

[heady rivet]

Still waiting on the refresh of those

But everything else was fine

[arctic talon]

orlock guns?

prolly not happening

oh wait Haunts

lol

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/Not_Lorelai/status/2008909394860282128 @crystal forum

Paris (Ontario) Geller (@Not_Lorelai)

The two genders

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FxTwitter · Jan 7, 2026, 2:31 PM

[heady rivet]

Always hold out hope. The dog-lady took like a year to come back to online stores

[arctic talon]

I have 0 hope for the orlock guns ever coming back

Haunts are prolly gona be a while but will return

[crystal forum]

5% of california's GDP

[heady rivet]

Is it a plastic kit? Or resin?

[wintry cloud]

Small mistakes

[arctic talon]

resin lol

[wintry cloud]

We love strawmans

[heady rivet]

ITS SO OVER

[crystal forum]

strawman?????

[heady rivet]

They seem to be doing plastic refreshes of resin stuff though!

Hold out hope

[wintry cloud]

Yes a man of straws

[languid meadow]

I don't think that's how strawmen work

[heady rivet]

Like the hanger-ons

[wintry cloud]

No one said anything about small mistakes

[arctic talon]

Orlock guns are going to be in hell forever

lol

[crystal forum]

mfer i'm the one calling them small mistakes

that's not a strawman it's my position

[wintry cloud]

True

[heady rivet]

Work through the pile of shame and pray lole

[wintry cloud]

Why do you think they are small

[heady rivet]

Typically companies grow by being good at providing goods or service

[crystal forum]

because as somebody who has worked with resin printing i expected this to happen and i think i even talked about it here

[arctic talon]

I have no more pile of shame for munda

By 40k pile of shame is like

20 admech minis

[crystal forum]

but it's the kind of shit that gets fixed with experience

[wintry cloud]

You expect them to send out broken miniatures or not ship them at all?

[crystal forum]

yes

everybody should have expected this unironically

[wintry cloud]

Very well

[heady rivet]

God forbid you ask the BARE minimum from a company you gave money to

[arctic talon]

Honestly as far as wargaming kickstarters go

This is like the least shit one

lol

Regarding TC

[crystal forum]

you literally could buy the model files and print them yourself

[wintry cloud]

Really?
What has been worse

[surreal nest]

but the wargaming slop drama tuber told me its the end of trench crusade

[arctic talon]

Literally every other fucking kickstarted wargame

I’m not even joking

[crystal forum]

like the models are printable easily

[arctic talon]

Trench crusade having an actual complete product

[crystal forum]

something companies rarely do

[arctic talon]

And STLs

lol

[wintry cloud]

I see

[surreal nest]

the new plastic kit for TC seems fine too

[arctic talon]

The bar is like literally in hell

So I’m more generous

[wintry cloud]

Well in that case, if it’s actually not that bad then i hope they do well

[crystal forum]

no fucking shit they will have problems with their first batches. in engineering that's just normal, teething issues

[arctic talon]

I’m glad I got a complete project

[daring creek]

What are we arguing about again

[arctic talon]

If that makes sense

lol

[surreal nest]

Just sounds like chudmageddon content farming on main

[crystal forum]

it will get fixed and they will improve

[wintry cloud]

Yeah

[daring creek]

Models not bein right?

[queen laurel]

see i told you Janovich farms drama like a mother fucker

[wintry cloud]

Yeah fair enough

[crystal forum]

shitting on a new company for making beginner mistakes is just wrong

it's a new company ffs

[queen laurel]

Also this yeah I get it they make mistakes but he is just over blowing it out of proportion

[crystal forum]

give it some time

[arctic talon]

idk, maybe I'm biased because I've seen too many disasters

[surreal nest]

some resin models getting fucked up or orders being fucked up for TC i guess

[arctic talon]

for wargaming kickstarters

lol

So seeing one have the issue of

shit came out broken

is like

yeah that fucking sucks

but its something 💀

[crystal forum]

and comparing it to GW is just peak ignorance

GW has decades of experience

and so much supply chain

i bet when GW started their pewter sucked

[surreal nest]

especially when plastic GW miniatures can be susceptible to snapping lmfao and they are fucking plastic

[heady rivet]

Its bad to say "A company should provide the thing you pay them for" apparently

[surreal nest]

this is the strawman ironically enough

[crystal forum]

it's bad to be ignorant and act like you know shit

[wintry cloud]

Ill be honest i dont know much about wargaming kickstarters.

So it being well relative to basically every other kickstarter makes sense

[heady rivet]

The call is coming from inside the house

[crystal forum]

i have professional experience dipshit mcgee

[daring creek]

Oh it was started only 3 years ago

Zoinks

[wintry cloud]

You two should kiss fr

[heady rivet]

If you;'re the kind of professionals we have it explaisn whye everything is getting shittier and pricier

[crystal forum]

cant even type properly anymore

flustered

[daring creek]

I would cease interaction since this will likely go nowhere

[surreal nest]

I don't think anybody is saying TC shouldnt be held accountable but why are we acting like mistakes mean the game is corporatized and feasting on consumers who dont know any better

[heady rivet]

Ad hominem

[daring creek]

You've restated your points and they've responded the same

Otherwise

You may continue to argue

I find it entertaining

[crystal forum]

because people are so used to shitting on GW that they think the entire industry is like them

[heady rivet]

No they get just more bitter every time I wanna see if I can get a situation like the Cogboy coper that had to get banned

[crystal forum]

also it's the internet so you cannot give benefit of doubt

[wintry cloud]

So guys

How is the weather

[daring creek]

I think its 30 f out

[wintry cloud]

Ew

[daring creek]

Very light rain

Had a little bit of snow

Isn't snow feeling more and more scarce to yall?

Or is time just flying past me

[heady rivet]

We need more snow fuck my stupid baka life

[surreal nest]

ragebaiting somebody in a lore channel in the middle of a weekday is peak unemployment consider productivity

[daring creek]

Hey I'm unemployed too

Be nice

[wintry cloud]

It does tbh

I remember in middle school id have to walk over mounds of snow

[heady rivet]

And?

[surreal nest]

consider productivity and at least hold up traffic in your nearest city

[wintry cloud]

It feels rarer nowadays

[daring creek]

Buddy my city has one of the worst traffic in the world

[surreal nest]

make it worse

you said one of

[daring creek]

I DO NOT LIKE CARS!

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4t-4tomistalt-4tomist-4tmeme-gif-14459048726828889418

[crystal forum]

yeah you gotta win the contest

[heady rivet]

SOVL

[daring creek]

Femjay I'm gonna beat you over the skull with a factory reject model

Isg

[surreal nest]

When I heard San Francisco had more shit on the sidewalk than my city, per capita, did I just sit around? No

[crystal forum]

freaky ass

[sacred ginkgo]

I like how this person became named eternal for some reason and then decided to roll with the bit and act like him

[wintry cloud]

Where do you live NYC?

[crystal forum]

RIGHT

[queen laurel]

No matter where he goes his spirit follows

[daring creek]

FEAR

[heady rivet]

This Eternal guy sounds so correct (a trait we share)

[crystal forum]

eternal will always be inside me

[daring creek]

ONE MORE LANEEEEEE

JUST ONE MORE LANNNEEEEEE

[sacred ginkgo]

He's an asshole who got banned for arguing over the Minecraft movie and still shadowboxes on the Iron Warriors subreddit

[surreal nest]

was eternal like a mega reddit contrarian

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/one-more-lane-traffic-car-brain-urbanism-los-angeles-gif-1795859765324748359

[crystal forum]

omg softtoast wasnt even here for eternal

[daring creek]

Ok what

[queen laurel]

he argued with me about the Minecraft movie being bad for 30 minutes even though we were just talking about while it was not a good movie we agreed that it did it's job as a childhood movie so you know it's not that bad he said he didn't care about it by the way and proceeded to argue with me for 30 minutes

[crystal forum]

has it really been that long

[sacred ginkgo]

Yes

[crystal forum]

we still remember him...

[daring creek]

Guys

I think

The minecraft movie was bad

[queen laurel]

I literally asked him you said you don't care about the movie why are you arguing with me about it

[sacred ginkgo]

Its been like six months or so

[daring creek]

Jack black saying chicken jockey wasn't funny

[crystal forum]

maybe a year

[queen laurel]

he said and i quote just because

[daring creek]

AT ALL!!!!!!

[heady rivet]

🧎‍♂️

[daring creek]

Hit him

Now

[crystal forum]

i made eternal a fellblade barrel with writing on it that was cool

[wintry cloud]

Im crying 😭

[heady rivet]

There are two types of bad movies. Bad, and boring. Being the first one can be fun with friends. Being the second? GRIM.

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah you're definitely an argument finder

[wintry cloud]

I missed this chat man

[surreal nest]

i opened this channel one time when i joined on opening and it annoyed me

[heady rivet]

I smell out shit opinions and takes like a shark

[daring creek]

Dis is u @crystal forum

[wintry cloud]

I wish i was here for eternal,
This chat has actually distracted me from work multiple times

Its so funny

[crystal forum]

and you like that

freak

[daring creek]

CEASE YOUR PROJECTION

Fiend

YOU'RE THE FREAK

I've said not one freaky thing

[crystal forum]

eternal would suck you into a 7 hour argument and you'd come out angry over life itself

[outer wave]

Yeah Eternal had a bad habit of butting heads over dumb shit, it was uh yeah

[surreal nest]

bro just discovered that right now he heard the bomb ticking for minutes then decided to check his lap

[daring creek]

Simply disengage

[crystal forum]

no i cannot

[daring creek]

Disengage

[crystal forum]

i must win

[storm jungle]

enters chat
says "who cares" about any topic
argues for 30-50m about said topic

[daring creek]

The only way to win

Is not to play

[heady rivet]

Dw I'm here now. New and improved. Just know all those who oppose me are ontologically evil and no act against them is wrong

[outer wave]

People online should absolutely learn how to do that tbh because its so mentally refreshing

[outer wave]

Me when I dont care about a topic people are talking about

[queen laurel]

When I told him literally the most true thing about warhammer lore in that and that I would trust a storm cast more with my life than a marine because they are actually having emotions and trained to be actually people he proceeded to say it wouldn't matter you would be dead anyway which is not the point of the argument

[daring creek]

Last word motherfuckers will be up

Late

Into the fucking night

[queen laurel]

straight up he said that by the way

he changed an entire arguments point just to make sure he is right

[daring creek]

Arguing about fuck all

[crystal forum]

he did teach me about how cool iron hands are and i thank him for that

[surreal nest]

professional lore chatter

[storm jungle]

Also if you wanna get banned you can just leave too, the door is over there.

[daring creek]

Dey just robos vro

[sacred ginkgo]

I miss eternal kinda

[heady rivet]

New hypothetical. If your toilet was a servitor would you prefer it hated or loved the act of using it

[sacred ginkgo]

Dude created so much entertainment

[queen laurel]

he is actually a nice person when he isn't being a cunt

[wintry cloud]

Missing your toxic ex?

[crystal forum]

i'll take eternal over the straight up toxic people

[surreal nest]

i want more lorechat chuds that get instantly ousted and made fun of for the next couple hours

[sacred ginkgo]

I think we interacted like twice

[heady rivet]

I was the victim of that death threat guy, in all fairness

[queen laurel]

I had fun talking to him about Lancer

[daring creek]

Im toxic(i ate 5 grams of uranium)

[storm jungle]

I mean you got a pretty bad track record atm.

So even if you were, it doesnt help your case

[outer wave]

I kinda dont; I never knew him really at his chilliest and the most I remember him about was having this straight up asshole vibe whenever debates happened

[heady rivet]

Of being attacked, I agree

I;m like a deer

In a highway

And you're all the Ford F-250s

[storm jungle]

Publicly saying "Im being an asshole so i can get banned" was more what I meant but sure.

[sacred ginkgo]

No no you see thats the fun part

He creates 4 hour discussions to read during a slow day

[heady rivet]

I never said this

[surreal nest]

no he was trying to ragebait femjay into getting banned

[wintry cloud]

I swear theres someone new getting close to banned here every week

[daring creek]

To get someone banned*

[queen laurel]

It was fun to get into mental slogs with him

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Its still instigation!!!

[queen laurel]

Once in a while but he does it too much

[heady rivet]

I said something similar to this, but moreso as an excuse to bring up my victimhood for comedic effect

[outer wave]

I once had a shower thought of how it'd be cool if Khorne wasnt technically one being, but someone that takes the place and title of Khorne when they fight and kill the previous Khorne. I mention it here, and he basically goes "K."

[heady rivet]

Why is this Ned Flanders

[daring creek]

You're deliberately stirring someone up to make them reach their breaking point

[surreal nest]

maybe you just suck at communicating to humans

[daring creek]

Which is already setting the grounds I think

[surreal nest]

solution - log off, go to subway, harass the subway workers

[daring creek]

TRUE

[crystal forum]

furries never get banned so i'm safe i think

[heady rivet]

You are correct about how we were going in circles tbf

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-rip-rhino-toy-gif-23656797

[crystal forum]

we have diplomatic immunity

[daring creek]

Put more sauce on my sandwich bish

[storm jungle]

His mistake is the most "breaking point" people get here is maybe calling someone an asshole

[hollow lantern]

that mf would tell me how much he hates the 40k subreddit and how theyre wrong about everything then continue to argue with people there every single day

[heady rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1458163383512727552/lol-league-of-legends.gif

[surreal nest]

yeah because most furries r damn military contracted weapon designers

[daring creek]

Hm trve

[crystal forum]

and also most discord mods are furries

[daring creek]

Like dilara

[surreal nest]

i was being positive

[crystal forum]

dilara is a furry

[storm jungle]

r40klore and grimdank btw, mfer prowls the iron hands topics and instantly shows up like the nerd emoji to fact check people

[sacred ginkgo]

Correct
He literally does

[hollow lantern]

its good to be passionate about stuff but he picked possibly the worst thing imaginable

[queen laurel]

That same routine every day

[outer wave]

Didnt I hear he was on the Trench Crusade discord server and everyone basically hates him?

[surreal nest]

i decided reddit 40k wasnt for me when HorusGalaxy or whatever kept getting recommended to me from browsing fucking painting subs

[queen laurel]

Like he says I don't like this I don't care then proceeds to argue about it

[storm jungle]

Thats him in every server tbh.

[surreal nest]

reddit just needs to explode

[outer wave]

Ooof fair fair

At this point I think he gets off to debate

[storm jungle]

I gave him so many chances too. When I told him multiple people reported him for being toxic the defense was

"Well they are wrong lmao."

truly will stand up in the discordian courts

[hollow lantern]

he's an insufferable person ime, i used to play in a ttrog he was also in

[crystal forum]

you have to admire the dedication to the craft

[surreal nest]

this is a visceral image i am experiencing

[outer wave]

What did he do there?

[hollow lantern]

i like know Eternal

[daring creek]

Atp he prolly didn't give a fuck

[sacred ginkgo]

The weirdest part was he was just an asshole
Not like
Racist or anything

[outer wave]

I got an image down thank you

[sacred ginkgo]

He was just insufferable

[hollow lantern]

argue with our weakwilled DM for 30 minutes at a time about why he should be allowed to have an omnissian axe thats actually a thunder hammer and why he should be able to flip tanks with his servo arm

[storm jungle]

Basically the visual showcase of a dimwit.

[surreal nest]

bro how bad of a person do you have to be for a group of people from all different backgrounds to pinpoint exact unforunate interactions they have had with you in different communities

[crystal forum]

he reminds me of how i was in another server

[storm jungle]

Tbh he probably is.

[outer wave]

BRUH HE SOUNDS AWFUL TO PLAY WITH

FUCK THAT

[storm jungle]

We had someone here try to bait him on palestine and he avoided the topic lmao

[sacred ginkgo]

Usually that kind of person cannot keep a lid on it

[storm jungle]

Hes 100% the type of guy to say "they deserve getting bombed"

[hollow lantern]

he's deeply midwest republican and alludes to racial shit semi often ime

[storm jungle]

Hes from Jersey

so not surprising

literal Sopranos extra

[heady rivet]

As in New or the humble Islands

[crystal forum]

i thought he was midwest

[outer wave]

💀

[surreal nest]

i have to call my nj friend this thank god

[storm jungle]

New unfortunately

[crystal forum]

he's an eletrician

which means he's employed

[hollow lantern]

nah he's midwestern

[outer wave]

At this point, feels like we know Eternal all but his IP address and his actual face

[storm jungle]

Idk all the same to me

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah but the fact he never said anything is interesting

Because he's an asshole all the time

[storm jungle]

Again he actively avoids it.

[outer wave]

He probably knew where he shouldnt cross the line

Cuz you know

[storm jungle]

He had incidents where he almost shared some "opinions" before diverting back lol

[outer wave]

We constantly do try and out people

[queen laurel]

his Actual defense

[crystal forum]

i love him

[hollow lantern]

i think its funny that every single place eternal has ever come up in it's "this guy sucks"

[crystal forum]

he's so me

[storm jungle]

"If you wanna be semantical I can say I barely care"

Literally does all of these points.

[surreal nest]

OH MY GOD HIM????????

[crystal forum]

eternal is me if i was more chaotic neutral

[queen laurel]

yeah that guy

[outer wave]

What a wild thing to say for someone that loves to just debate; I guess he really loves it for the sake of it

[surreal nest]

He was the dude I opened this channel to and got annoyed and muted it for like 7 months

[storm jungle]

^

I mean

hes literally a hypocrite

there isnt much to it lmao

Guy spends half his time on reddit 💀

[outer wave]

Cant blame you there

[storm jungle]

Again

every time

space marine pfp

[crystal forum]

i miss him posting red talon tuesday every fucking week

[hollow lantern]

half is conservative tbh

[surreal nest]

we need a new gimmick poster we lost that one dude who posted like anteaters or some shit

[arctic talon]

Quar

lol

[crystal forum]

quar guy

[outer wave]

Tbf where else should you spend your time on, twitter?

[arctic talon]

Goofy ass wargame

[heady rivet]

Conservatives when you ask them to conserve anything but Israel

[crystal forum]

literally would not stop talking about quar

[hollow lantern]

we have a quar wars guy here?

[heady rivet]

Oh, peak mentioned

[arctic talon]

Had

Dude was

Weird

[surreal nest]

long dumped on the side of the street

[sacred ginkgo]

Where did quar guy go

[outer wave]

He was eternally autistic about Quar

[crystal forum]

he would randomly ping people to talk about quar

[storm jungle]

Youtube probably

[outer wave]

To a bit of annoying degree

[arctic talon]

I forgot why he got banned

[crystal forum]

ban

[surreal nest]

every single conversation led to Quar having the best design in human history

[outer wave]

He'd spend more of his time in the comments than playing the videos

[hollow lantern]

niche wargame player? being weird? perish the thought.

[storm jungle]

He just left when he realised pushing a subject people that dont wanna talk about it kinda goes nowhere

[vagrant fox]

so far the only person I've been genuinely very annoyed by so, more than a bit

[sacred ginkgo]

I've actually seen some quar stuff it managed to make it into the store

[crystal forum]

i was looking forward to quar guy's downfall after the first week of quar every fucking day

[arctic talon]

I thought he got banned ngl

[storm jungle]

Nah he just left.

Which is kinda sadder

[outer wave]

Yeah I dont think he got banned

I recall him being docile

Just a bit obssessed

[storm jungle]

I feel bad but also like... again dont push this topic on people that dont clearly talk about it lol

[arctic talon]

Idk I was okay with talking about it

But not like

24/7 lol

💀

[wintry cloud]

Dang i missed it

[crystal forum]

why a random 40k video game lore channel too

[outer wave]

Yeah it just kinda came up alot and tried to do alot of "Hey, wouldnt this thing in Quar work in 40k?" kinda questions

Which yeah

[surreal nest]

i thought for the first couple times it was almost a cute gimmick but when it happened like for the 17th time in two hours i wanted to rip them to shreds

[sacred ginkgo]

He also had the weird idea that they would find a place inside the imperium if put in 40k
Or that they could compete with the imperium in combat

[heady rivet]

Dude thats crazy... So which Necromunda gangs are yall gonna pick up?

[crystal forum]

also

[heady rivet]

I highly suggest Orlock as a starter gang

[outer wave]

Yeah he thought they'd fight side by side or something?

[surreal nest]

orlock sounds like deadlock im game

[arctic talon]

500 orlock fans

[sacred ginkgo]

It was weird

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-rip-rhino-toy-gif-23656797

[sacred ginkgo]

Like

These guys have anteater heads

[queen laurel]

it was getting a bit too in my nerves so I kind of just hit him with the

[sacred ginkgo]

They are kill on sight

[arctic talon]

Orlock fans magically summoning 500 people who like leather and mining

[crystal forum]

this guy too

was annoying

[heady rivet]

But if you are scared of faces, Palanite Enforcers got your back. Plus there's Ash Waste masks for a lot of Gangs, etc

[outer wave]

Oh yes

Krait

[celest dome]

Wait is Anteater dude back ?

[queen laurel]

nope

[arctic talon]

No

[outer wave]

Anteater dude?

[sacred ginkgo]

Krait finally masking off and being racist

[heady rivet]

I dont even own an Orlock gang myself. Escher and Enforcers

[crystal forum]

i called quar guy out the first fucking day btw

[sacred ginkgo]

Blessed occurrence

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry I can make my entire personality about league lore and we can have a new gimmick poster/j

[outer wave]

Did he go mask off? I thought he just left

[surreal nest]

hit me with some krait lore

[crystal forum]

im trying to find the quote where i told dilara that this will not end good

[sacred ginkgo]

Yep

[crystal forum]

i have a keen instinct on annoying people

[sacred ginkgo]

2 hour argument

[outer wave]

What was it about?

[sacred ginkgo]

I don't remember

I just remember it happened

[surreal nest]

i bet your little siren gets on the fritz when you see my name pop up

[outer wave]

Erm..... am I annoying..... ?

[crystal forum]

very touchy person who really wanted us to know he wants to fuck the navigator chick from rogue trader

[surreal nest]

i did the joke first back off buddy

[outer wave]

OUUAAAAAAAAAAA--

[wintry cloud]

This isn’t a bad take

[crystal forum]

would get very defensive when i insinuated he wasn't straight

was very fun

[heady rivet]

You're in a 40k fan server ofc you are

We're all fiends

[crystal forum]

no just hard to remember

[wintry cloud]

Dang

[outer wave]

Damn

[crystal forum]

im honest sorry

[outer wave]

Hey I try to be here more often!

And no worries

[sacred ginkgo]

Damn thats worse

[crystal forum]

and i told you this before!!

[arctic talon]

Wait is this why he’s in the 40k discord now being shanked by the Mods whenever he’s being weird

[outer wave]

I appreciate the honesty

[arctic talon]

💀

He hasn’t gone mask off

In the 40k discord yet

Lol

[crystal forum]

you grew on me

[sacred ginkgo]

I think i remember one of you talking about how they showed up there and people immediately disliked them

[crystal forum]

like a fungus

[arctic talon]

Probably me

lol

One of the mods in that discord hates them 💀

[celest dome]

Now for out Femjay judging moment, queue up and they'll tell you if you're annoying or forgettable

Me 1st

[arctic talon]

No me

[crystal forum]

now clad

we must remember clad

[celest dome]

I suggested it, I get to be first

[crystal forum]

my favorite book guy

[arctic talon]

I miss clad

Shame he turned out to be racist

💀

[sacred ginkgo]

Clad was such a creature

[outer wave]

Clad was always called dumb but I never knew why

[wintry cloud]

Yall lost alot of people huh

[celest dome]

Was clad a shark pfp ?

[outer wave]

Also yeah sadly racist

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Clad was shark pfp

[sacred ginkgo]

Never has a human been so completely confidently wrong

[crystal forum]

i did not expect him to be racist

he hid it well

[wintry cloud]

I guess clad and i wouldn’t have gotten along well

[sacred ginkgo]

He was more pro colonial though right?

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

mostly because he never talked about stuff outside black library books

[celest dome]

And missionary iirc

[sacred ginkgo]

He got banned for asking for western colonization of Jordan (where he lives)

[celest dome]

Like the religious thing

[queen laurel]

His mask off hit me so hard

[arctic talon]

Remember when I got called a CCP shill for saying the black myth wukong lead developer was weird

[crystal forum]

he pissed off dilara a lot by having the exact opposite book takes it was so fun

[arctic talon]

lol

[heady rivet]

Personally I'm always for the Wardens. Better tanks

[sacred ginkgo]

Guh

[arctic talon]

That was funny

[sacred ginkgo]

Huh

[outer wave]

Who was that?

[arctic talon]

I forgot

[queen laurel]

Clad acted like a perfect idiot for so long I genuinely didn't think he was some weird person just a guy who's a little bit screwed in the head

[sacred ginkgo]

He also had bad takes about dt

[arctic talon]

All I know is I made a dumb joke about peeling his skin off as well and they got really mad

lol

[crystal forum]

oh so now i know why i had a sense of wrongness about you

[sacred ginkgo]

He exclusively played ironhelm and sucked ass

[celest dome]

Woukdn't that imply the inverse though ? That you're not a Shill for the CCP ?

[arctic talon]

I didn’t get it either

Lol

[crystal forum]

wolf famously loves the CCP

[arctic talon]

I just said the lead dev of black myth wukong was kinda weirdly sexual on social media

[crystal forum]

never talks badly about it

[arctic talon]

I think my great grandfather would revive from the dead to bayonet me

If I said that

Or my dead great uncle

actually

He’d prolly torture me to death

[crystal forum]

drip torture?

[arctic talon]

Considering what he did as part of the KMT

[arctic talon]

No

[crystal forum]

aw

[arctic talon]

He did absolutely execute innocents

Though

[crystal forum]

second generation chinese having ancestors who did wild shit

[arctic talon]

I’m 100% sure bcs my grandpa hates him

[heady rivet]

Average KMT

[crystal forum]

classic

[arctic talon]

Tbf

My grandpa is also KMT

Well

Was

Not super hardcore

[heady rivet]

Or so you think

[arctic talon]

He’s a DPP voter

Nowadays

So he’s def not KMT lol

[crystal forum]

thankfully now you're in glorious california land

a place devoid of problems

[daring creek]

What's kmt

[outer wave]

KMT is a Taiwanese political party

One of the older ones IIRC

[arctic talon]

Kuo Ming tang

The Chinese nationalists

[winter pine]

I only bust this image when I ragebait and gas up people on Discord who like The Black Templars a bit too much

[arctic talon]

I’m half Japanese, both sides of my family have probably done some horrific shit

[crystal forum]

wolf do chinese people eat lao gan ma

[arctic talon]

Yes

[crystal forum]

or is that western marketed

[arctic talon]

Lao gan ma is very popular

In some parts of mainland China

My favorite is the Lao gan ma with beef

[crystal forum]

i found out about it the other month and when i first tasted it i am ashamed to say i started eating spoonfuls

[arctic talon]

It’s decently popular in Taiwan

[crystal forum]

it is criminally

[heady rivet]

Do nothing
Win

[crystal forum]

good

[arctic talon]

Get the stuff with beef

Or search up a recipe for it

[crystal forum]

i dont think we have that

[arctic talon]

It’s so much better

Yeah you can make it urself

[crystal forum]

i saw a video about it being banned because chinese beef exports

which is entirely because monopoly

here

[arctic talon]

You can buy it in Taiwan lmao

Which is hilarious

[crystal forum]

yeah because chinese beef is banned here or smth

[wintry cloud]

I dont know much about eastern foods

I just love sushi

[crystal forum]

which is just because north american cattle have a monopoly or smth

[wintry cloud]

Sushi actually tastes like

Idk

Like they did some ritual to make it

[arctic talon]

Personally for my tastes for Lao Gan Ma

It’s a bit too salty

[wintry cloud]

Never had lao gan ma

[crystal forum]

yeah the salt will kill me

[wintry cloud]

Im only thinking of john cena?

[crystal forum]

but it's too good

god is it good

[wintry cloud]

No thats bing chilling

[crystal forum]

it's like crack

[crystal forum]

no he did a lao gan ma video too

[arctic talon]

It’s both

[wintry cloud]

Ah okay

[crystal forum]

talking in chinese about how much he loves it

[sacred ginkgo]

Lao gan ma is the blood pudding right

[crystal forum]

because yeah he speaks chinese for some reason

[wintry cloud]

It was a funny meme, never translated it

[crystal forum]

nah red chilli oil

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/lao-gan-ma-china-john-cena-gif-22399097

[crystal forum]

with peanuts

[wintry cloud]

😭

[sacred ginkgo]

Neat

[wintry cloud]

Bro is so excited

[sacred ginkgo]

Both of them sound good though

[wintry cloud]

I may actually get sushi tonight

[daring creek]

haha

you should buy me sushi

[wintry cloud]

Bet

[crystal forum]

dont she'll do freak shit with it

[wintry cloud]

Send ur address

[daring creek]

ok

[wintry cloud]

Aslong as she sends the video

[crystal forum]

ffs

[wintry cloud]

I got a little slaanesh in me

[daring creek]

I love sushi

[crystal forum]

she says as she unzips her cranial flap

[wintry cloud]

Wth ☠️

[daring creek]

[wintry cloud]

Im not that level yet

Thats elite

[crystal forum]

diamond rank

[daring creek]

One of us

join us

[arctic talon]

You can prolly buy Lao gan ma in any Chinese grocer in the US or Canada

[crystal forum]

they sell it in normal grocery

[heady rivet]

I think I could have survived Vraks tbh

[crystal forum]

it's super popular in the west

in fact im pretty sure lao gan ma only became big because if western sales

they marketed to the west instead of china

[arctic talon]

Nah it was hella popular in mainland China

They had counterfeiting issues

Before they secured the copyright from the CCP

[crystal forum]

imagine asking china to care about copyright

[arctic talon]

Where only they can sell their chili crisp oil under the name 老乾媽

[crystal forum]

would be funny if they do a EU and say only the stuff from a specific factory district can be called lao gan ma

[arctic talon]

Nah it’s just that specific company

Unfortunately lol

[crystal forum]

yeah ofc lol my idea would be stupid

there's no lao gan ma region

like champagne

[arctic talon]

The name literally means old godmother btw lol

[crystal forum]

i thought it was old step mother

oh old godmother

wtf is a godmother anyways

[crystal forum]

i love how pissed off the portrait looks

like the typical chinese relative

[outer wave]

Fairy godmother

[crystal forum]

literally crack cocaine

[crystal forum]

thank you chili oil woman for sponsoring my baptism

now please smile

[outer wave]

I love that the Chinese chili oil woman continues to sponser the Chinese population's baptisms

[crystal forum]

what if i told you

that she isn't real

[outer wave]

WHAT?!

No....

No no no.....

😔

Please.....

[crystal forum]

and you know what

betty crocker isn't a real person either

[outer wave]

What the fuck....

[arctic talon]

Oh she is real

lol

[outer wave]

Next you'll tell me that Aunt Jemima doesnt exist

[arctic talon]

It’s her but younger

On it btw

[crystal forum]

oh

wait who is she

just a model?

[arctic talon]

She was a restraunter

Nah

She invented the exact recipe for her restaurant

[crystal forum]

she still isnt smiling

and she's a billionaire

[outer wave]

Shes probably tired of all the meetings and shit

[crystal forum]

did you know chef boyardee was a real person

[arctic talon]

Yes

[outer wave]

Not too surprised

[arctic talon]

I watched a video on this

lol

Also iirc he changed how his name was spelled

Bcs Americans could not pronounce it properly

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

also chef boyardee made a ton of food for american soldiers during WW2

they made 250000 cans of food a day during WW2

[arctic talon]

Neat

I’ve never actually had the stuff

I wonder how much the recipie has changed

[outer wave]

Chef Boyardee is pretty good for canned pasta

[crystal forum]

i love how his hat even tells you how to pronounce it

[surreal nest]

I wish I could enjoy black myth wukong but the devs literally bread crumbed the chud community to support them as the anti woke game

Fucking despise that game

[crystal forum]

statements conjured by the utterly deranged

[surreal nest]

Tis true!

[crystal forum]

idk what that game is

[crystal forum]

but it's a funny set of words

[arctic talon]

Wait wrong video

Whatever

[crystal forum]

why is he white but sounds chinese

[arctic talon]

Idk

[queen laurel]

No offense but the video is so coded into your structural integrity in the cosmic scale as a person I thought that it was natural

[arctic talon]

LOL