40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

so its not exactly a secret

lmao

[winged jacinth]

Trump constantly says whatever the last thing someone said to him was and he hangs out with a lot of evil billionaires

[storm jungle]

^

[winged jacinth]

Its pretty much just that

[outer wave]

No no, there are those yeah, but I meant those who want to basically get countries "united" because of a map or some political comic

[celest dome]

It's a difficult thing to imagine, but a country could be seeing it as an impossible choice, Denmark can't just give up their territory, and in a certain sense, neither could France allow it (or their out of Europe possessions would also be at major threat)

[storm jungle]

Yeah deffo, its not like these rich fucks would be unified either

all of them are after some seperate goal

[celest dome]

Like it won't be good, but it's an impossible choice

[outer wave]

Can we pit them in a ring and make them kill each other?

[crystal forum]

i genuinely dont think greenland has much political value because if it was actually super ready to be exploited then denmark would have done so already

[winged jacinth]

Greenland rather enjoys being danish as well

[storm jungle]

I very much likely think NATO will abandon Greenland/Denmark to itself as they fight some small defensive war before getting slaughtered to a ceasefire

[winged jacinth]

Its been getting more and more exploitable with climate change

[storm jungle]

ill be horrified if it turns into some Falklands War situation

[celest dome]

Nato will be destroyed at that point

[crystal forum]

i dont think the EU will abandon denmark

[storm jungle]

I hope not.

[crystal forum]

regardless of what NATO says

[celest dome]

It would be more the EU than NATO

[storm jungle]

I just cant expect anything from these idiots anymore

[crystal forum]

the EU does not fuck around

[storm jungle]

nobody would have the guts to send defense troops against America in Greenland imo

unless like, well Poland maybe lmao

but who tf knows

[crystal forum]

especially since britain left

[outer wave]

Poland is always ballsy

[storm jungle]

YEP.

lmao

[jade holly]

I am off da plane

Well I’m still on it

But we landed

[celest dome]

Tbh, the moment that the US start to mount for Greenland...The American troops in Europe have to be considered a threat

[winged jacinth]

The only reason the military might disobey trump is he's kinda been shitting all over them with unpaid deployments and benefit cuts

[outer wave]

Should we hope for a military coup?

[crystal forum]

military is never disobeying trump on the individual troop level. that's just absurd to expect tbh

it would have to come from the high brass

[winged jacinth]

No its not that far but its really not popular

[celest dome]

Wasn't that a problem a couple of month ago ?
And they "fixed" by taking the money out of the the army retirment funds or something

[winged jacinth]

Complicated

[crystal forum]

hegseth really wants to act like he controls his top generals

[outer wave]

Id imagine the top brass knows what he did and aren't too keen on it, but who knows

[jade holly]

Anyways how’s the rules for the new Necron models?

I think they’re sick

[winged jacinth]

There was a "warrior dividend" that was a flat $1776 payment taken out of veteran benefits yeah

[young pecan]

They did quiet quit on the military birthday parade

[celest dome]

THe one that might have the idea to complain have already been sacked, and replaced by further sycophants

[storm jungle]

Because they didn’t get to kill foreigners

[young pecan]

And there was that terrible Hegseth meeting with the top generals when he was aggressive and implied he would fire anyone who disagreed

[crystal forum]

all tyrants have to go through the process of ensuring military loyalty

stalin did it

hitler

[celest dome]

Cleansing the Army

[jade holly]

Is the Nightbringer something I need to go out of my way to get or can I hold off on that?

[daring creek]

people complain about immigrants voting when we already have actual dogmen paving the path for our country

Oh no. Im thinking about my dads politics again

[storm jungle]

The entire 20+ “occupation” of the middle east should prove to anyone that American troops will do anything as long as they get to kill people lol

[jade holly]

Cause right now I’m thinking only Ammentar and the battalion cause that alone is $235

[fervent geode]

The Military, is the source and means of the state-a Sudanese historian iirc

[fervent geode]

I think you can hold on the nightbringer

[crystal forum]

it's just how a military system operates. they dont go through boot camp to have critical thinking

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

Its just brainwashing and indoctrination

[fervent geode]

They do it to know how to kill and follow orders

[daring creek]

I think I've just been dissociating my way through the state of the world

[crystal forum]

granted this does not pardon them for enlisting in the first place

[young pecan]

There is a ridiculously large amount of Trump supporters but I'm still pretty sure there was fraudulent activity

[fervent geode]

True enough, but some of them are just out of a job and uneducated or ignorant

[outer wave]

On the election? Definitely

[fervent geode]

Many change after seeing the horrors of war

[daring creek]

probably some

but still

it amazes me sometimes

[celest dome]

Frauds and "legal" voting suppression

[young pecan]

Him picking up Elon, saying "Elon really came through for us, knew them voting machines like the back of his hand", then after being elected promptly dropping him

[fervent geode]

There is also the propaganda

[crystal forum]

in a world where you can easily look up people fucked up by the military and their experiences? i dont see it as an excuse

[fervent geode]

Nowadays yeah defo

Im thinking more back then ig

[young pecan]

In a world where many of the Trump supporters are constantly proven wrong and begged to not be the way they are by people near and dear to them

[crystal forum]

there is less people enlisting overall though

[young pecan]

Somehow there are still a lot of Trumpoids

[celest dome]

A lot of people enlist cause they don't really have any other option

[crystal forum]

you would be shocked at what isn't considered foreign interference

[daring creek]

truth doesn't really matter if it doesn't align with the aesthetic of the trump ideology

[jade holly]

So how about the new detachments? Any idea when we’ll get details on those?

[outer wave]

I think theres some starting to wake up to whats really going on, but its definitely not enough

[daring creek]

make your own adventure

[fervent geode]

Im probably gonna enlist a term in my country's army but i prob really wouldnt if i was an american imo

[daring creek]

god, my dad, is such, a fucking, idiot.

[crystal forum]

our government even did a graph about what is and isn't foreign election interference and it's so dumb lol

[celest dome]

I mean, if the other side would have done it, the GOP would be at an outrage

[fervent geode]

Prob soon

[winged jacinth]

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/1/5/trump-threatens-colombias-petro-says-cuba-looks-like-its-ready-to-fall?traffic_source=rss

[crystal forum]

like RT news spewing right wing propaganda is not considered foreign interference

[jade holly]

I’m hoping the Annihilation Cult detachment gives some new stuff for destroyers

[winged jacinth]

guess greenland doesnt have to worry for a min

[young pecan]

A DM I formerly played with would literally daydream about brutalizing pedophiles and 🍇ists but when it came to voting, me and the other players tried to convince him not to vote for Trump and he held onto doing as much

[fervent geode]

Maybe after more 500 worlds stuff comes out we will get more news

[spring cairn]

can someone throw a brick at most US politicians already please

[young pecan]

Because of second amendment rights...
which Kamala never opposed
and Trump never endorsed

[crystal forum]

fucking columbia lmao

[spring cairn]

I would be i don't live there

[jade holly]

Tbh I’m really just trying to change the topic in here cause I’d rather not think on this stuff right now

[fervent geode]

Petro make me mad, time for invasion

[crystal forum]

just hitting random countries now

[jade holly]

I get stressed way too easily

[fervent geode]

Same lmao

[outer wave]

I can taste the irony from here

[fervent geode]

Fair enough, the world is getting pretty ass and tabletop has always been a good escape

[celest dome]

Didn't Trump actually want to restrict weapons from "sick peoples" (or any LGBT, Democrat...)

[winged jacinth]

trump voters trying to recognize cognitive dissonance

[outer wave]

Sorry about this, but it is a big topic at the current unfortunately.

[crystal forum]

if i remember it was that he wanted to declare them as terrorists which would prevent them from owning firearms

[jade holly]

I’ll prob just focus on being in Orlando right now

[fervent geode]

Heh lmao

[outer wave]

Just vote republican once, buy gun, shoot who you want to get out of office 💀

Im sure theres more nuance to it

[crystal forum]

1st amendment? wtf is that?

right wingers think the 1st amendment is the right to say the n word

[celest dome]

Not American, but I think it would be easier to just push a Republican to do it again

[outer wave]

Probably!

How many conspiracy theories do they drown themselves in?

[crystal forum]

if i was american i'd get a gun in case they start going after furries or some shit

[fervent geode]

10

On average prob

[outer wave]

Yeah I hope my friends can get something before they decide to "ban" certain folks out

[fervent geode]

Id leave asap

[outer wave]

Make it 11 and Im sure you'll end up with a new strain of radical

[wintry cloud]

Are we hating on rightwingers?

Cause I hate rightwingers

[fervent geode]

Yeap

[young pecan]

MY FIRST AMENDMENT IS THERE TO LET ME YELL SLURS AT MINORITIES

[celest dome]

Oh for sure, I have a couple of American and Canadian friends, and we've been discussing that not owning a gun rn is starting to be irresponsible

[crystal forum]

i dont think trump will do anything against the hundreds if countries he's threatening rn

[young pecan]

wdym leftists are expressing their opinions and proving me wrong

[fervent geode]

Eh not all of them are like this, at least in my country.
Grandad is kinda right wing be he aint racist, doesnt mind lgbt and thinks trump is an idiot

[crystal forum]

i think he still needs venezuela for a while

[young pecan]

they shouldn't be allowed to express opinions

[wintry cloud]

BUILD THAT WALL!!

I HATE WOMEN AND MINORITIES!!!

I NEED MORE MONEY!!

THOSE POOR PEOPLE SHOULD BURN!!

WHY ARE THE GAYS GIVEN RIGHTS???!!!

[daring creek]

Literally. So many just want to be openly allowed to say racist shit under the ""guise"" of a joke

[fervent geode]

Stop disagreeing with me! Die now

[daring creek]

Irony poisoning is

So real

[spring cairn]

it just boils down to, are they well seen on the international scene y/n ? Can they defend themselves y/n ?

if no attack, if yes don't

[jade holly]

Yeah I’m gonna come back in here later, I just wanted to talk about the new Necron rules

[young pecan]

y/n mentioned

[spring cairn]

u need both

[young pecan]

where is the CEO

[wintry cloud]

They look fire tbh

I like nightbringer alot

[jade holly]

Free D3 on all enemies around him

[outer wave]

Anyway is Margo-Lago or whatever its called a legit military target?

[celest dome]

Technically

Yes

?

[crystal forum]

the military cant just shift to being the global president kidnapping club though. they'll have to keep shitting on venezuela for a while to get their money's worth

[spring cairn]

they're just gonna install a docile puppet

[celest dome]

As they've put military stuff in it last month

[spring cairn]

there

[crystal forum]

i think trump did not want this to happen genuinely

[spring cairn]

i think the main candidate from the venezuelian opposition will gladly oblige

[crystal forum]

i think he'll keep talking about venezuela like nothing happened

[young pecan]

I wonder why the unredacted "hacked" files aren't being more popularized

[celest dome]

The attack or the kidnaping ?

[crystal forum]

kidnapping

[spring cairn]

and don't get me wrong, maduro deserve all the bricks to his skull

[crystal forum]

he's a little trump in his own right

populist little shithead

but this just causes instability

something venezuela does not need

[outer wave]

Didnt Maduro get 0% votes in the 2024 election the decide to take over anyway?

Like he apparently lost badly

[valid needle]

America being America?

[young pecan]

Probably not 0 but yeah he lost and took it anyway

[outer wave]

Wild

Im sure Trump will try that if he somehow loses the midterms

[crystal forum]

assuming he wont just skip the elections outrigjt

[outer wave]

True

[crystal forum]

if he lives to that point

[outer wave]

Oh maybe he'll die from taking too many blood thinners

That'd be funny

[celest dome]

He might be planning to use the "War" as an excuse to not have elections

[crystal forum]

would be too smart for him to use wartime measures

he's a dumbass he'll just do it and laugh at democrats for not doing anything about it

[celest dome]

They had it pop up with Zelenski not so long ago

Which would be a reason for them to think of it

[daring creek]

I wanna go back to bed

[outer wave]

Didnt he and Trump get into a yelling match last they met?

[outer wave]

Same, Im stuck at the airport and I got class today

[celest dome]

The one before iirc

[outer wave]

Mmm I see

[crystal forum]

it's kinda funny how they love hate eachother

[daring creek]

Peak diplomacy btw

We don't have a 80 year old man child as president

Trust

[celest dome]

Trump "liking" Mamdani was not something I'd be thinking of seeing

[crystal forum]

i expect trump just goes to meetings with zelinsky asking for more mineral rights and zelinsky just kisses his ass until trump deflates and forgets why he's even there

because trump literally crumbles when you praise him

[daring creek]

He exists to just

?????

[outer wave]

He likes him enough that he apparently had enough time to answer a call from Mamdani when he probably knew it was going to be Mamdani condemning the Venezuelan action

[daring creek]

Speak

[crystal forum]

he will say ANYTHING if you praise him

it's hilarious

[jade holly]

Will we get any new model announcements soon?

[outer wave]

So his kink is praise and kids

[jade holly]

Or is all the Necron stuff for remaining 10e done

[valid needle]

We hate everyone in this server

We clown everyone

[wintry cloud]

Goated

[daring creek]

It pisses me the fuck off when my dad says hes intelligent

[jade holly]

Like how your pfp is just a green Night Lord

[wintry cloud]

Is he not

[valid needle]

Ay watch your mouth boy

[celest dome]

I mean, we do hate those more so than the rest 💀
Deservely so

[daring creek]

That is just a green nightlord

[jade holly]

Bold words from a man who fights for someone who only ruled 10k years

[crystal forum]

i dont listen to vaush often but i think his take about trump bowing down to actual charisma is so real

[valid needle]

This is outrageous

You can’t hate on me

[crystal forum]

trump only respects people who have more charisma than him

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-yelling-you-know-how-much-i-sacrificed-willen-dafoe-green-goblin-gif-15742158

[jade holly]

“We hate on everyone in this server” - Brother Corswain

[valid needle]

I am le hypocrite

[jade holly]

Truly both a DA and a Night Lord

[daring creek]

goes up on stage
says some random bullshit
fucking everyone believes it no questions asked.

SOMEPEOPLEAREANIMALSINHUMANSKIN.

[valid needle]

I do love King Konrad

[daring creek]

You can't convince me reptilians aren't real

[outer wave]

They're eating the dogs... They're eating the cats... They're eating the streets and the trees....

[crystal forum]

if aliens come down and say we must be destroyed i will say they have a point

like fucking end this race man

let the cockroaches have a chance

[celest dome]

Nah, the octopus

They deserve it more

[jade holly]

Nah, the new AI overlords

[crystal forum]

ocotpi live too short lives

[jade holly]

We’re entering our DAOT

[celest dome]

Sadly

[valid needle]

No

[daring creek]

Cockroaches have better ethics

[celest dome]

Sadly not 🛷

[daring creek]

They give more shits about their own kindred

[valid needle]

I like my family. I just don’t like anyone else. Everyone else can be bombed by aliens though.

[outer wave]

We can allow the cockroaches and octopi to live together in peace and harmony

[daring creek]

They'll go to war with us prolly

[jade holly]

Takoyaki yummy tho

[queen laurel]

Like I always say I am snitching on the human race when an alien comes out here and asks about us

[outer wave]

It is, but we cant eat it anymore

Same with pigs and cockroaches

[queen laurel]

at this point there's like very few redeeming qualities about humans

[outer wave]

They're too evolved

[daring creek]

Are you gonna assist in our exterminatus

[arctic talon]

Store anniversery minis

[daring creek]

[jade holly]

Damn knife ear

[jade holly]

NOSFERATU???

[queen laurel]

Do you want me to lie when people like trump are in power?

[daring creek]

[queen laurel]

I would just be cooking my ass at that point

[daring creek]

Just give them fanfiction

You can make a good society in writing no?

Open up google docs

[jade holly]

Hands them Animal Farm and 1984

[outer wave]

Google dockey.....

[crystal forum]

people like trump are not only in power but they're so structurally powerful that they will die rich and happy after causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands

we deserve the death ray

[daring creek]

It annoys me

But

[queen laurel]

OK here's animal farm blood Mer-

[jade holly]

And here’s all the Saw movies

[outer wave]

Here's Heart of Darkness

[daring creek]

Heres all the fnaf books

[outer wave]

Here's the yaoi stash

[valid needle]

I think we all know who is really responsible for this.

[queen laurel]

I have no mouth and I must scream and all tomorrow

[queen laurel]

why the fuck do you have that

[outer wave]

Not mine, I just found it

[crystal forum]

some minority?

[celest dome]

That's what everyone says

[valid needle]

Bit racist, no. Who controls Trump?

[outer wave]

[daring creek]

I think my next bait will be saying very obviously political shows are not political

Like

[celest dome]

How about we don't play and you say what you think

[daring creek]

Severance isn't political at all whatsoever

[crystal forum]

idk im expecting you to say something antisemitic

[valid needle]

If only Konrad Curze was here to punish the rich.

[daring creek]

I don't wanna go to therapy

I wanna sleep

Play darktide

Play dawn of war

Go to sleep again and uh...

[jade holly]

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thrakka

[heady rivet]

Its not anti-semitic to point out, quite rightly, the influence that Israel, a Jewish ethnostate, has over US politics. If anything, they'd LOVE that you conflate Israel with all Jews its like their ONE defense

[daring creek]

Oh

[valid needle]

Big Gaz ain’t got time for the petty squabbles of men.

[daring creek]

Well the topic has shifted

[valid needle]

I mean he does support the genocide of the Palestinian people by the Israelis.

[jade holly]

And with this topic shift I raise you talking about why the Eldar are a bad army

[winged jacinth]

hey as a jew i'll throw out a blanket OK on critizing israel as not anti-semitic

[jade holly]

Starting with the fact that they are not Necrons

[valid needle]

There’s a difference between anti semitic and anti Zionist

[crystal forum]

america brain shifting to israel despite it not being the topic

can't help themselves

[heady rivet]

You literally set up the topic, is this your first day of human interaction class?

[jade holly]

How soon can we see a Deceiver remodel?

[celest dome]

Isn't there gonna be one for Kill Team ?

[jade holly]

That’s Nightbringer… I think?

[celest dome]

Correct

[jade holly]

Are KT’s usually $130?

[heady rivet]

Well the real issue its a HORRIBLE cycle of tabletop being the Main Thing.

Eldar minis not updated
Eldar not bought
Nobody plays them
Writers think nobody cares
Writes write shit Eldar lore
Nobody wants to play Eldar
Repeat

[jade holly]

But mainly that they’re not Necrons

[celest dome]

Necron used to be so unfun to play with 💀

[heady rivet]

Thats a really really weird way to spell Tyranids

[queen laurel]

Eldar did get that massive ass update so they are pretty much good for a few years on the first one

[arctic talon]

Eldar are actually popular by sales volume after their updates

tbf

lol

to say CWE don't have updated minis is stupid

[rocky gale]

New models sell better than 40 year old ones

Who knew

[heady rivet]

Fair, more accurate to say this was the past. Now its lame lore + "ah well, you got your update!"

Although tbh if I was any more masochistic I'd add a Corsair Killteam to my pile of shame

[crystal forum]

your pfp animation is straight up foot fetish wtf

[jade holly]

Blame Discord for making it

[daring creek]

Asian foot freak girl gets sales

[rocky gale]

My new Archon

[crystal forum]

the foot is the grossest part of the human body

[daring creek]

Its the ass

Shit comes out of your ass

Dumbass

[crystal forum]

the ass can be cleaned

the foot is always dirty

[rocky gale]

This is true

[crystal forum]

also feet get super grimy with dead skin and shit

[outer wave]

Also feet warts can be a thing

Foot fungus

Toenail fungus

[rocky gale]

Yea and then you get like corns and foot shit

Callouses

[daring creek]

YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR FEET

[outer wave]

You can get some AWFUL things on your feet

[crystal forum]

it's so much effort to take care of a foot

[rocky gale]

Feet always gross

[crystal forum]

also warts dont leave

i had one for 10 years

[rocky gale]

Yes they do

[daring creek]

Lets kill femjay

[outer wave]

I still got toenail fungus

On the one left toe

It sucks

[crystal forum]

foot apologist!

[outer wave]

Its been there for like longer than 10 years

[crystal forum]

the feet are where your sins are

[rocky gale]

Would you rather sniff a foot or an armpit?

[outer wave]

Armpit

[daring creek]

Armpit

[crystal forum]

ive had many guys sniff my armpit but im not into it

[outer wave]

Its at least closer to something like boobs

And its probably cleaner

[crystal forum]

but not a single person sniff my feet

because it's nasty

[daring creek]

I'm moving on before I say something I shouldnt

[outer wave]

You've said so much already

[daring creek]

[crystal forum]

im learning more about you missus

like you're into feet

[daring creek]

No ur not

Not learning shit

Name one thing

[crystal forum]

apple

thats a thing

[rocky gale]

Like post intense workout, no wash. You sniffing armpit, butt or foot?

[daring creek]

I HAVE AN APPLE

I HAVE A PEN

[crystal forum]

butt

[daring creek]

AH

APPLE PEN

[crystal forum]

it must be shaved

[outer wave]

Depends on if they at least have a clean butt

[daring creek]

Does anyone still remember that

[crystal forum]

also yeah emptied beforehand

[daring creek]

Am I just severely mentally deteriorated

[crystal forum]

im pretty sure most people would choose the butt

[jade holly]

Only you remember it

[outer wave]

Yeah booties be squishy and sexy

Just uh, you know, when they're clean

[jade holly]

This is a lie

I remember it too

This is also a lie

[daring creek]

You think astartes can throw it back

[daring creek]

Cowardly

[crystal forum]

and shaved!!!

i think people into body hair need medical check

[daring creek]

Brah

[outer wave]

Yeah Im not touching an ass thats shit stained

[outer wave]

True!!

Ive never done that though

[crystal forum]

im learning more

missus you nasty

[daring creek]

You're nasty

[outer wave]

A bit of body hair is okay

Like bush? Perfectly fine

[daring creek]

Don't like body hair myself but don't be kinkshaming!!!

[outer wave]

A little bit of hair on the legs and arms? Also cool

[crystal forum]

i expect my partners to be fully smooth just like i am

[outer wave]

Facial hair and really hairy body parts? Yeah no sorry

[crystal forum]

i am no hypocrite

[daring creek]

I expect my partners just as I am

[crystal forum]

and how is that

[daring creek]

Unwashed in 9 years

[crystal forum]

you're allowed to shit on my kinks

cmon im a furry

it's easy

[daring creek]

If i shit on yours I'll probably be shitting on mine as well.

Plus you seem vanilla

[vague flare]

So I’m rewatching Bricky’s two faction summary videos. Would the chaos space marines never have happened on the scale they did if Big E was a better father?

[crystal forum]

HAHA

[daring creek]

Hi leanna

[vague flare]

Hai Missus! 👋

[crystal forum]

if only you knew

[daring creek]

Sure

[crystal forum]

no

this is the second time im kink checked in this channel

and i am flabbergasted

because i am the fucking king degen here

i will take my throne

[vague flare]

Oh yeah?!

[crystal forum]

and both times it was non furries too

like you do not enter a kink battle with a furry

[vague flare]

How would you rate ||hand-holding||?!?!

[daring creek]

My ass bro.

I will not be out freaked

[crystal forum]

do you even know the depths that can exist in a person's mind

[daring creek]

Very aware

[crystal forum]

the sheer limitless profundity that can exist in a person's carnal desires

[daring creek]

People can be very particular. Picky choosey

Very very aware lmao

[crystal forum]

I DONT THINK YOU DO

you think you freak

but you do not freak

you merely creep

im insulted yet again

[valid needle]

Yes probably

But bro was a single dad of 21 kids, cut him some slack.

[daring creek]

The Imperium would be a lot better if the Emperor wasn't a dead beat dad

[valid needle]

He wasn’t a dead beat per se, he just had favourites.

Look at the way he treated the lion, Sanguinius, dorn vs Konrad, angron and lorgar for example

[vague flare]

Wasn’t Horus supposedly his favorite son? He just lied and neglected Horus because he was a terrible father

[valid needle]

He could have healed the night Haunters paranoid schizophrenia but he chose not to

[valid needle]

Oh no he was very good to Horus

But Horus was getting the full brainwashing of the 4 gods

But he flap out didn’t care about or mistreated the other traitors

[vague flare]

Eh he was still a terrible father

[valid needle]

To half his sons yes

To the other half he was cool

[vague flare]

Case in point

Terrible father

You don’t play favorites with your kids

[daring creek]

My mom tries to do that even though im her only child

[vague flare]

Yikes

[daring creek]

It's difficult to take her seriously as a person

[valid needle]

Another relatable missus quote

[daring creek]

How does she do that with you?

[valid needle]

Somehow my girlfriend is the favourite

[daring creek]

With me she keeps saying "youre my favorite child" when again. Im your one kid

[valid needle]

Idk man I just get bullied from them both

[daring creek]

With how stupid the shit she says

I just have issues processing her so much

She's so nonsensical

[daring creek]

Sorry about that

[celest dome]

Oh, no
Let's not do that

[valid needle]

I mean he was to half his kids but I just mean he was good to the other half so it’s more he just didn’t care imo

Deadbeat would mean he was terrible to them all

[celest dome]

Saying he was good to even half his kids is highly debatable

[valid needle]

In comparison

[celest dome]

Doesn't make him any good.

Doesn't make his less abusive and less of a deadbeat

[valid needle]

I mean I want justice for Konrad Curze like everyone else

[celest dome]

Emp would have been a better dad if he had never found the Primarch

Yes, even for Mortarion and Angron

[heady rivet]

REAL truth nuke is that Big E was a decent dad to most of them and most of the Traitors walked into it themselves

[fervent geode]

Yeah this

He did love Mortarion, in Lantern's Light and Daemonology he was very forebearing with him, and explained things and spoke to him in a way that he never did for many other brothers

But that's just Mortarion

[crystal forum]

if your father is anything like E im very sorry for your childhood

[fervent geode]

Angron, Curze and Lorgar had it pretty bad

[fervent geode]

Honestly he was so inconsistent it could be anything from great to horrendous depending on which primarch he was parenting

The best prob being Horus

And worst Angron or Curze

[crystal forum]

the fact that he never explained shit is already neglectful enough

but pitting his sons against eachother

[fervent geode]

Even in Godblight, he offered him a chance to return one day

[fervent geode]

I agree not explaining his grandest plans to most sons and only to a certain few like Corax and Mortarion prob was neglectful

But i dont recall anywhere where he wanted to pit them against each other

In fact it seems he wanted them to get along based on the Horus and Leman first meeting

Or the Emperor speaking to Ferrus about Vulkan

[crystal forum]

he used russ against his other sons no?

[fervent geode]

Only Magnus

And the order was to

retrieve him to Terra

Horus fucked with it as he was already corrupted

He pleaded with Magnus before the landing on Prospero iirc

Asking him to return to Terra with him in Prospero Burns

But Tzeentch had already covered all angles and Magnus was not receiving any communications

[fervent geode]

And he did despise Magnus, but still afforded all these provisions for him

[heady rivet]

Never on purpose that we know of. Who knows what happened with those 2 lost Primarchs

[heady rivet]

Who would have DIED had Big E not intervened, btw

[crystal forum]

nah he did

terrible father

dog shit parent

[fervent geode]

Yeap

The Emperor saved his life as the light was leaving his eyes

[heady rivet]

And Morty never forgave him for it

[fervent geode]

Recall also that of all the traitors on Istvaan III, Mortarion was the hardest to turn iirc

[fervent geode]

Lmao yeah, he was very petulant, about "his destiny"

[vagrant fox]

he rightfully predicted none of them could be trusted so he treated them like ass

[celest dome]

He made them to be tools

[fervent geode]

This could be The Emps or Morty towards the primarchs lmao

[daring creek]

Spoke to my therapist about warhammer again

[urban spire]

how i learned to be a father from my father:
step 1: be completely absent for the first six or so years of your child's life
step 2: suddenly impose yourself and demand to spend time with your child, making sure to be weirdly toxic and demanding when you get your wish
step 3: when your child inevitably asks to spend less time with you, say some out of pocket shit about your child's mother on facebook, then move to a different country and start a new family

why didn't the emperor just do this?

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-gif-23482520

I feel this way a little about my mother

She feels very absent in my life despite being physically present

Maybe its because of the phone

Probably why I see her as more of a sister

[urban spire]

fortunately i threw a bit of a wrench into the whole becoming a father myself mechanism

[lament shoal]

Russ was so fucking stupid for this man

[rocky gale]

"Russ was so fucking stupid" Yep

[tough haven]

What I imagine followers of Vashtorr get randomly beamed into their brains:

https://youtu.be/cuxZ2u8-WXg?si=levXF3wgvONU5rrb

[viral halo]

a dude I know's dad met a woman after his ma died and started a new fam w her and kicked the dude out saying he had a new family and fresh start to work with

[arctic talon]

wtf

💀

[rocky gale]

Guy I know had his dad remarry, the dad then died of cancer and the new wife got everything in the will and a couple days after the funeral she kicked him out of the house, he wasn't even 18 at the time.

[vital ginkgo]

If there was a civil war between the Adeptus astartes and Adeptus mechanicus who is likely to win? Also which side would the tech marines choose?

[celest dome]

SM would win as they're the golden goose/child /s

[storm jungle]

Likely the Imperium but it would take a tremendous amount of time and would result in a devastating loss for the Imperium as it would basically be them ripping out one their critical beating hearts. Mechanicus runs literally EVERY THING regarding industrialism in the Imperium.

Techmarines, it depends from Chapter to Chapter, no clear answer.

[celest dome]

The bigger issues would be the ramification of such a conflict, like would the SM still be able to get ammo, weapons, vehicles in good enough numbers, would they be able to service their ships...

[vital ginkgo]

They're both imperium factions. I mean a war between mechanics and astartes. No one else

[storm jungle]

Mechanicus.

Marines are like thousands Chapters strong with zero loyalties to each other. Mechanicus enclaves/planets are billions to gazillions.

They'd just beat them through attrition and arcane tech.

[vital ginkgo]

Alright

[celest dome]

More numerous, have more planets, have more techs than they currently use, all Techs the SM use depend on them...

[jade holly]

If Mechanicus ever went to war against the Imperium the Imperium is just fucked, Admech make all the technology the Imperium uses

[storm jungle]

Mechanicus has bodies to waste in every branch. Space Marines don't.

[raven stone]

(Admittedly assuming Ad Mech don’t infight too much either)

[celest dome]

As for Techmarines, it would depend on who write it, but iirc there was some implication that the Admech placed their own indoctrination iirc

[storm jungle]

Again. Depends.

Too universal, no monolith.

[lament shoal]

All the inquisition would need to do is plant a fake new method of changing a lightbulb, and watch the chaos unfold

[lament shoal]

"That's what the scope's for."

[languid meadow]

One time I did this and Boone insta killed Ceaser before I could do anything

like as soon as the loading screen faded the stupid fucking kill cam was on him with no head

[young pecan]

Did you give him an anti-materiel or something???

[languid meadow]

always

[dark moon]

I’m more of a Cassidy fan myself. But Boone’s hella based.

[dark moon]

At the end of the day, decimating Caesarino’s Roma-boos is always a fun time.

[young pecan]

It's mandatory in all playthroughs tbh

[dark moon]

Facts.

[young pecan]

"but I wanna play the bad g-" BOOOORRRIIIINNGG

All other endings can be evil, just do that

Cure Caesar's brain cancer just to give it a lead overdose right after

[dark moon]

I WANT TO SPREAD THE NCR’S INFLUENCE ACROSS NEVADA. BILLIONS MUST PAY TAXES.

[young pecan]

I shiver at the thought of taxes outliving our current society

[dark moon]

So true, but they have nice armor, so they’ve got my support.

[daring creek]

Please censor tax

[dark moon]

Federal income tax, state tax, local municipality tax. Property tax, uh, insurance tax.

[daring creek]

[dark moon]

[daring creek]

I'm gonna flay you like a fish

[dark moon]

There’s nothing to flay, I’m skin and bones already.

[daring creek]

Dude

Shows having good fucking intros

is like having a anti intro skip feature

like what the fuck man

[dark moon]

I understand that.

[daring creek]

Severance has such a fire intro

Amazing shit

Same with Peacemaker

[dark moon]

Was watching a documentary on the Cold War the other day. Was peak vibes.

[daring creek]

Gotta read world war history..

What was the first world war called by the people anyway?

[dark moon]

It’s called “Turning Point: The Atom bomb and the Cold War” if you’re interested.

No, not that turning point.

[dark moon]

The Great War

[daring creek]

Gotcha

I wonder what the second world war was called

[dark moon]

Passchendale was pretty wild to learn about, and Osweic.

The Great War 2: Electric Boogaloo, or something.

[daring creek]

Oh it's on netflix, sweet.

[daring creek]

same brain lmfao

[dark moon]

The other documentaries are about the Vietnam war and the War on Terror, also interesting, but disturbing at times.

[daring creek]

Don't think I watched a good documentary yet

[dark moon]

There’s also another one that isn’t related but ties into both to some extent called Cover Up

I’d recommend watching that one first

Then Vietnam

Then the Cold War

And then lastly, the War on Terror documentary

But you do you

[daring creek]

I'll watch those hopefully

[dark moon]

They’re all pretty fascinating.

I binge-watched them all in like 3 days

[arctic talon]

the mechanicus would win via the fact they literally control the logistical flow of military equipment output

as for tech marines it depends™

[rocky gale]

It's like asking who wins in a fight, the people who shoot the bullets or the people who give them the bullets

[sacred ginkgo]

Admech also just has catacombs full of 17 gorillion unused and prototype WMD's and superweapons

[arctic talon]

marines would just lose the war of attrition

by virtue of we are literally out of everything

[sacred ginkgo]

Trying desperately to attack like Gryphonne or something and they dig out the Spoingilator and wipe your fleet from the face of existance

[tough haven]

I love Arcane, unlike league its actually good or compelling

and it has nothing to do with the community

[arctic talon]

your honor, League of Legends lore

[tough haven]

Go the Plot Device™

[arctic talon]

The Plot Hole™

that is a real admech super weapon

trust me

[tough haven]

Yeah but league

[arctic talon]

jokes aside the mechanicus could just starve out marines

[arctic talon]

you don't need to play League for the lore

smh

[tough haven]

yeah they need like 6 million calories a day

[arctic talon]

I was more so referring to material starvation

[tough haven]

That too

I think that guy who made a discord bot that bans you if you play league for more than 20 minutes is valid af

[arctic talon]

assuming this is in a vaccum where its just the Marines and Mechanicus beating each other over the head

[arctic talon]

you can't do this to me

smh

anyways go my Ordinatus

[rocky gale]

A DaVinci copter made out of wood and fabric bobbles it's way towards your fleet and then fires an Anti-Matter Inversion Exploderator which causes all your ships to implode

[arctic talon]

the doohicky

[arctic talon]

next series by Fortiche will be noxus

if it isn't

I'm killing myself/j

[tough haven]

The reason why I love admech so much

theyre just doohicky fans

[arctic talon]

I wish they didn't make Arcane 2 seasons lol

bcs season 2 was very rushed

[rocky gale]

It was rushed, but like the writers also clearly didn't know how to resolve the Zaun-Piltover situation

[tough haven]

Curse of streaming content

[arctic talon]

should have just made them seperate fully by the end of it

we already know how its going to go anyways 💀

[viral halo]

I've felt like this since January

[arctic talon]

Piltover and Zaun are the Twin City States

Zaun switches one boot for another in the form of Chem Barons

Piltover remains piltover

lol

thats the resolution they should have done

Zaun finally becoming its own city state unshackeled from Piltover

leading to all the things that causes

ect.

its basically what Riot has treated it as on the Universe page considering PnZ are literally referred to as the Twin City States after the Arcane changes

I'm not sure why they didn't just fucking split them lol

[rocky gale]

Because the show needed a Centrist ending where nothing changes and the oppressed just forget the crimes of the oppressor and no one faces consequences for it.

You see Zaun now has a single seat on the council vs Piltovers 7, so that means Piltovers oppression of Zaun is over and everyone is now equal

[arctic talon]

we literally know the split is going to happen within like 5 years 💀 so I'm not even sure why the show fucking did that

bcs PnZ are independent from each other by 997 AN

[jade holly]

Not to mention how it made nearly all the PnZ champs non canon now

Because for some reason they decided the Arcane universe is now the canon one

[arctic talon]

not really

the only champion with a canon conflict post arcane is camille

the rest of them slot into the timeline fine

all of Zauns champions slot in fine

[arctic talon]

anyways HEAR YE HEAR YE GET YOUR VALRAK LEAKS HERE

Maelstrom Campaign: 

Leagues of Votann combat patrol rumored with 10 models: 
Kâhl strategist HQ,
2x Ironkin Steeljacks,
Hernkyn Pioneers

Eye of Terror Campaign:

Imperial Knights battalion box (likely Questoris and Armigers), plus rumors of a new mid-sized knight between those classes

Adeptus Mechanicus battalion with three vehicles: 
Skorpius Disintegrator,
Ironstrider Ballistarius,
Dunecrawler

Iron Warriors
combat patrol: 
Warpsmith,
10 Legionnaires,
5 Havocs,
5 Terminators,
Iron Warriors upgrade kit

Armageddon Campaign:

Death Watch
Combat patrol with 
Corvus Blackstar flyer
Captain
10 new Death Watch Marines```

[jade holly]

IW COMPAT PATROL??

[crystal forum]

mosin isn't tired

mosin wants more war

also these wikipedia lists are like this since they'll list a war if only even 1 of the gun is found in it

[jade holly]

The mosin yearns for the frontlines

[near wasp]

Ive wanted a mosin for years

But nowadays getting ammo for one would be wayyy harder

[lament shoal]

Maaaan citadel pots suck 😭

[daring creek]

Put on gloves dawg

[lament shoal]

No thats gonna make painting harder

I only wear gloves when spray painting

[daring creek]

Nvm I thought you were spraying

[lament shoal]

All good

[daring creek]

Has gw made an online tabletop ver of warhammer yet

Are there cheaper options beyond buying minis

Like those shits cost an arm n leg

[sacred ginkgo]

No

Why would they

[lament shoal]

There's a warhammer mod for tabletop simulator

But its not an official gw thing

[daring creek]

Cuz gw is wholesome

[queen laurel]

This is like calling Mr. krabs not greedy

[tough haven]

Tabletop sim

10$ for access to any model ever

And the TTS 40K server can help you with it

[outer wave]

^ This is the best way

You can get a couple buddies to play online and grab a few maps to play on

I tried to get something running a while ago, but rules are complicated and I doubt they'd enjoy it

[surreal nest]

Well its not exactly 40k tabletop but I feel Battlesector is a pretty solid video gamization of the tabletop

I really enjoyed my time with it

[daring creek]

oh

https://fixupx.com/jackpesaurus/status/2008165645406343320

Jacky (Comms Closed) (@jackpesaurus)

💀

Quoting ˙⋆✮ (@mmre0w)
︀
y no han pasado ni 24 horas

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FixupX · Jan 5, 2026, 1:16 PM

They really did just

kidnap the president of Venezuela

They did.

[fervent geode]

iirc they took him to court already

Femjay was right its like drug and weapon posession charges

[celest dome]

He pleaded innocent (only real path for him

They're basically planning on doing the same thing that the Russian have tried in Ukraine, just without the Nazi claims

[wary fulcrum]

Well they can’t turn people against the Nazi’s when they want to be the Nazi’s can they?

[celest dome]

The same can be said about the Russian, doesn't really matter

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah but Russia knows that most people will be against them regardless

America is hoping to obfuscate retaliation by pretending to be the good guys for now, the veneer of justification protects him

You get the likes of Starmer who will defend America given something he can defend. openly being actual Nazis is not something he can defend.

[raven stone]

It's that situation, isn't it? The one where the victim is asshole enough that most people overlook the rules being broken for a fleeting moment of joy...

[celest dome]

Those that are "joyous" are just naive

[raven stone]

Or short-sighted

Or both

[celest dome]

Both

I would not wish being Venezuelan to anybody for the next 5 years

[raven stone]

Although TBF to actual Venezuelans living there, their views are also clouded by genuine desperation.

Anything looks better than suffering until further suffering comes along.

[wary fulcrum]

I’ve seen that argument about people celebrating justifies it

How many Americans do you reckon would celebrate it happening to Trump?

[raven stone]

There would definitely be a segment of Americans celebrating it for sure

There will always be people who are badly disenfranchised by any given ruler, though in Maduro’s case, he was just particularly public and visual with his brutality so it is easier to cheer for his downfall

Everyone likes an actual villain, or a villain-casted type getting their comeuppance…with rare exceptions (and sometimes these exceptions only happen after death, in retrospective view)

If the US tried to do the same thing to Greenland, for example, you bet the outcry will DEFINITELY go the other way instead (ignoring practicalities of whether European counties have military power to act counterwise.)

On that note on politics, diplomacy and bringing things back to 40k

https://youtu.be/xbys9HJvSXA?si=Sei3rDFv3xskugAM

Replace “Federation” with “T’au” and you see how GW should have written T’au as a veiled threat, instead of dumbass “brainwash camp” bluntness.

[wary fulcrum]

Isn’t the brainwash camp veiled?

Like, to everyone outside who’s being sold the idea of the Greater Good, it seems great

Then you get in it and realise not so much

[raven stone]

Well, ok, it is still a bit blunt writing per se

Even if it is veiled in-universe

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/dvzabvpf/the-rumour-engine-6th-of-january/

Place your bets

[rocky gale]

Intestines

[celest dome]

Flamer/Fuel tube

[daring creek]

How much does the dawn of war games actually improve?

[celest dome]

Too regular for intestines

Wouldn't it

[daring creek]

Like dark heresy and the rest

[storm jungle]

Improve what

getting a job application?

[raven stone]

That sounded…comedic yet somewhat…wishful? Bitter?

[daring creek]

In gameplay!!!!!!!!!!

[celest dome]

Like from DoW 1 to 2...3...4 ?

[daring creek]

Also pls censor j*b..

Well ub

Uh

Dark heresy. Soul something. Winter etc

[celest dome]

Is this a language barrier problem ?

[daring creek]

Bruh

[storm jungle]

Improve what for what game

by Dawn of War do you mean the first game?

theres nothing to improve, it was the first game 💀

[queen laurel]

looks Missus I know you are like slow but like what improvements in each game like

gameplay story what is this

Does it improve on each dawn of war each what

[daring creek]

Firstly. Shut the fuck up do not call me slow.

Give me a moment

[storm jungle]

Banned.

[storm jungle]

Also yeah cool it with the insults

[queen laurel]

ok yeah that is on my bad

[sacred bluff]

https://x.com/sw_holocron/status/2008441536246169909?s=20

Star Wars Holocron (@sw_holocron)

Dave Filoni and Lywen Brennan will replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new Co-Presidents of Lucasfilm.

Filoni will lead all creative development, while Brennan will oversee executive duties.

(Source: @PuckNews)

X · Jan 6, 2026, 7:32 AM

🥹

[daring creek]

Yea I mean how much does it improve with each.

Like how does it change mechanically

[storm jungle]

A lot. Its kinda too much to explain in text

[queen laurel]

OK from original winter assault and dark crusade it's massive improvements

[daring creek]

Oh schweet

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/kvnH1yVOn0E?list=PLiz4YHwIVT_vznknFyUli0utv1P6VuqzO

watch this guy's videos from DOW1 and onward

he goes through a great deal of them

[daring creek]

I got dark heresy and crusade confused 💀

[daring creek]

Thnx

[queen laurel]

For soulstorm the only thing that I can recommend you play that for or the new factions and that's it

The story and like feel of the campaign

It's mid

The best campaign in the original is Dark crusade

[daring creek]

Gotcha

[queen laurel]

the soul storm is good but it's not gonna measure up to those 3

[daring creek]

I think I'm half way through dow campaign

After that I'll probably do skirmishes

[humble shoal]

I liked dow 2's campaign

Mainly the baneblade mission (because of how excited the dude was about having one)

[raven stone]

Only thing more exciting than a baneblade is a Fellblade

[near wasp]

My prayers have been answered

[celest dome]

Obv the best game is DoW3

[humble shoal]

Also shiny bridges ork

Man was so excited to have his bridge he even stopped the waagh

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-deadpool2-deadpool3-juggernaut-imgonnaripyouinhalfnow-gif-15062502527450915712

[humble shoal]

Terminator gymnasts

[fervent geode]

The best games are the ones with Eliphas

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/love-death-and-robots-gif-how-zeke-got-religion-gif-gif-7199329313457432191

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[jade holly]

I rode Rock n Roller Coaster

Took all my energy for the day cause of how terrified I was but I ended up loving it

Can’t ride it back to back

But it was great

[crisp heath]

Is it still a thing that marines get memories from eating brains or did it get retcon?

[celest dome]

Still a thing

just doesn't get used often in lore

[crisp heath]

Yippe

Is there any consequences for it tho?

Do marines eventually get insane after eating too many brains

Or could I just make shit up

[wary fulcrum]

Nah, they’re fine

[languid meadow]

Shit is just not explored

[storm jungle]

Not really. If you want em to go insane just make it a geneseed defect in your Chapter.

[languid meadow]

The memory wipe failure is my favorite

Also because that dark angel scene (was it them?) Is harrowing

Finally some psychological horror in my marines

[storm jungle]

Reading about marines alone is harrowing

[languid meadow]

Marines

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[celest dome]

Could be quite fun that when they eat brain they then have "ghost"/hallucination of those people

They are not happy with it

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah. Geneseed defects exist for people to make shit up, either custom curses or from pre-existing organs

[crisp heath]

Might make it an individual flaw of my OC

[storm jungle]

🫡

[raven stone]

I just read the WarCom article
Ammentar is basically the in universe equivalent of Old!Cron lore enjoyers lol

[heady rivet]

Me and a friend once had an idea for a chapter and the one gene-seed flaw was they had muffled voices so they always sounded like the Black Knight from Monty Python and then the bit just kept going until the Chapter Master ended up being limbless

[raven stone]

Dreadnought or bionics time!

[crystal forum]

both

[storm jungle]

Those always existed with the Severed.

people just cant read stuff

[raven stone]

In my case, more like being horribly outdated in Cron lore :p
but also I feel it’s the first time a named character is given spotlight focus that hews closer to Old!Crons :p

[rose thorn]

Hey what’s the point of these detachments

Lmao

Isn’t there already a ctan and destroyer cult detachment

[raven stone]

Upgraded versions probably

And they kept the old ones so people who tailor built around the old detachments don’t have to recollect an entire army

[wintry cloud]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/h0ecbqlt/500-worlds-titus-what-makes-other-necrons-so-scared-of-nekrosor-ammentar/?fbclid=PAdGRleAPKFghleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAacg1xTGL4EAl697br-VlkoHdy4F0mB8uz_7RHDBhgSKuYHZuJbiJQSdtBzjPw_aem_qyIxpJ7-xsUjKGvK7yC6dQ

[fervent geode]

Ts guy was prob one of the Triarchs

[rose thorn]

Compared the two

Idk doesn’t seem very good

The destroyer one I mean

[celest cedar]

whats the difference between a siege and a grenadier

[rose thorn]

Charge bonuses and ap for shooting vs more strength on attacks

[arctic talon]

Grenadiers are the death korps of krieg in-house stormtroopers

[arctic talon]

No C’tan one and the destroyer one is extremely shit.

But GW making redundant things isn’t new

[plush mason]

whats with the random tommy on the right?

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rose thorn]

The old ones?

[arctic talon]

Wdym the old ones

Oh the codex destroyer detach

Yeah that one is total shit lol

It’s a Battleshock/under half strength one

I don’t need to elaborate on why that’s bad

[jade holly]

Still at Disney

Enjoying my day

On Le rail mono

[wintry cloud]

I partied too hard and now im back at work man

Wish i was at disney

[jade holly]

In this economy? This was a one day trip and the price of tickets I’ve seen are scary

[versed ledge]

There's something I just don't get, how the heck does a traitor guard regiment even sustain itself for war?

[wintry cloud]

Understandable

[wintry cloud]

Like chaos regiment yeah?

[versed ledge]

Take for instance the moebian sixth, they should have ran out of everything the imperium uses

[jade holly]

Also look what I found: FIGMENT BUS 🗣️ 🔥

[versed ledge]

Yeah, yet they're cut off from manufacturing, personnel consolidation

[versed ledge]

Oh that is not horrifying at all

[jade holly]

Figment’s just a silly dude

[storm jungle]

Like most rebel armies

Raid, steal, patrons, etc

this isnt that confusing of a subject

[jade holly]

Nurgle dropping me 25k schmeckles

[languid meadow]

Get. Yourself. A. Sugar. Momma.

[wintry cloud]

This is the way

[storm jungle]

Also not really, we got multiple voicelines mentioning they got tanks, artillery etc, and this is a hive city, you capture any manufactory of a decent size and you're pretty much set.

Half of war is capturing materials and production locations to support your army lol

[jade holly]

And the Moebian 6th captured multiple no?

[wintry cloud]

Also i think hive cities hold like what a quadrillion? Or a trillion dudes?

[storm jungle]

Yes I just said that

[storm jungle]

Even higher sometime syeah

[wintry cloud]

So the number of weapons and stuff they have is just astronomical

[storm jungle]

Tertium Hive alone has 90 Billion people

[jade holly]

Well I’m blind and choose to read only what I want

[storm jungle]

theres more guns than theres people

[storm jungle]

[wintry cloud]

It would take idk how long to actually run out of materials

[jade holly]

Oh you see the Figment bus?

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Owie

Monorail’s done

I’m at my destination

now to get a bus

[versed ledge]

Supplies have to go where they need to go, and stealing can only sustain so much

There must be some production capacity

Yet... economic incentives

[storm jungle]

Supplies go where the people taking them go. And stealing is not really an issue when the entire hive is set up of railways and trainstations that the plot also establishes the traitors control.

[storm jungle]

This also gets repeatedly mentioned in factory missions, even in Gloriana.

[versed ledge]

Fair, and the traitors do control the rail ways

Wait...we overload the factory don't we

That means they control production

[arctic talon]

some of them have actual supply lines

[languid meadow]

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[queen laurel]

This is how imperial fans be moving

[rose thorn]

I HATE THIS CRYPTO CARD GAME HIJACKER BULLSHIT RAGHHH

I keep getting THE SAME AD for this crypto bro card game auction app

These bastards have ruined every collectible card game ver

[versed ledge]

Now that's terrifying

Just picturing and endless mass of infected humans or pox walkers laboring in a production line

[fervent geode]

Some of the worst no longer need supply lines

Like poxwalkers

They no longer need to eat, drink or rest in the worst cases

All they need in terms of weapons can be scavenged

Chaos is a force of nature

[valid needle]

So based

[outer wave]

Ad blocker my friend

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf it also helps that Nurgle literally makes it so that

your weapons work fine even if they look like my keyboard I used when I was like 7 years old

[fervent geode]

Yeap

[opaque coyote]

crusty, mystery shit on it, but it still somehow works

[fervent geode]

All rots

[fervent geode]

Warpy shit iirc

[opaque coyote]

Although I think it's worth noting that their armor kinda just

doesn't function anymore

At least in the technical department

Good luck trying to shoot through it

But I think that's why they're depicted as "slower"

[viral halo]

Plague Marines pulling out the double barreled fart cannon

Incredibly gassy

[opaque coyote]

Cause the technical system of stuff like the black carapace have long decided to exit from this plane of existence

So the power armor isn't really

...

powered

[plush mason]

ngl that feels like a weapon they would use

[viral halo]

I remember one of the space marine books has calgar looking out and seeing the death guard basically unloading a bajillion poxwalkers in the distance and he's like "fuckkkk man this is such a minor headache and annoying thing to deal with"

[languid meadow]

what being the "best and brightest" does to a mf

[plush mason]

hm yes, what the world needs rn is clearly, MORE NUKES!

the average vault 76 dweller

[crisp heath]

How mobile are jumpacks? How limited are their movements? Trying to write a fight scene where its between an assault space marine against some other space marines and I have no idea if I can make him zoom across the ground doing side dodges with the jumpack or if theres any limitations on they work and can move

[pseudo fox]

guys i am a legit big hater of the Big E but i would like to read some cool ass hell krieg or cadian book any recommendations?

[crisp heath]

At some point I feel like I'm writing exactly Bayverse starscream fighting

[rose thorn]

I am on my phone

I was listening to YouTube while I do yard work

Because I finished my audiobook

[arctic talon]

Jump packs allow for limited flight time and can allow marines to boost to the side/up/down ect:

They don’t do sustained burn very often bcs it’s extremely power intensive

[crisp heath]

So little bursts for dodges and seconds of hovering around, basically?

Sounds like campaign jump packs in space marine 2

[arctic talon]

Yes, that is ironically a very good depiction of how they function

Yeah

It’s why you often see marines with jump packs footslogging it

Best to save the fuel for when it’s really needed

[crisp heath]

Oh I see

[crisp heath]

Just wanted to know if there's any "realistic" limitation in how fast they could go or if it would be bonkers for them to just slide around doing a bunch of energy bursts to avoid gun fire and stuff like that

[arctic talon]

There’s an internal limiter on how much fuel it can expend at a time, but it can be disabled.

As for how fast they can go the answer is pretty fast

But they don’t really “slide” around

If that makes sense

Jump packs are kind of crude in that way

[opaque coyote]

Tbf 76 was one of the few vaults actually made to well

Do it's stated job

[tough haven]

"I should invent a machine that makes walking...faster!" -Big mek DOW 1

[opaque coyote]

Although the experiment might be "what if we populated the apocalypse with west Virginians"

[crisp heath]

There's gotta be a way...

[tough haven]

"Where's the trukk? WHY'Z I WALKING!?"

[opaque coyote]

And it turns out that they nuke themselves

[arctic talon]

Have it do the hover thing slightly off the air + burning fuel for horizontal stuff

[opaque coyote]

I find it funny that if all the Vaults actually did what they were advertised to do.

America would probably be better in the Fallout universe.

That's part of the point though

[arctic talon]

Just come up with some shit lol

Ultimately if it’s close enough to canon who cares

[outer wave]

You got android? You could look into Revanced

[rose thorn]

I have an iPhone

[arctic talon]

lol

Damn