40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

you're banned

[heady rivet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Steyr

[queen laurel]

your hang up on a water cooled machine gun on a setting with plasma guns laser guns and giant monsters that can tear someone in half?

[daring creek]

Hm

[spring cairn]

they just wanted something bulky to pair with the bulky power armors

[daring creek]

Me when I fall

[spring cairn]

don't overthink it

[daring creek]

Damn this is just like fallout..

[crystal forum]

the gun looks like it shot down the red baron, it doesn't look like it would be used during the battle of anchorage

it looks like it still uses telegram messages

it looks like it was alive during the gold standard

[heady rivet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/MP5_H%26K My 1950s MP5

[heady rivet]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Pancor_Jackhammer_(Fallout_Tactics) GRIM.

[daring creek]

Me when I see that the bread I bought 3 years ago turned into a sentient pulsating slug begging to die: woaw.....fallout..

[crystal forum]

and they made a shitty design idk what's wrong with what i'm saying

[spring cairn]

i think it fits the verse

[daring creek]

Why is sigsen downvoting my post

[vagrant fox]

bad

[crystal forum]

because sigsen is jealous of women

[daring creek]

How is it bad

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to the Operation Anchorage DLC showing execution of Chinese POWs in the propaganda simulation

[spring cairn]

like u can dislike the design it's fine

but it fits fallout

[daring creek]

Dilara literally threw a glass bottle at me, twice.

[celest cedar]

meanwhile Nate committing war crimes against Canadians

[daring creek]

Valid

[heady rivet]

Almost makes you think that writer didnt actually finish watching the intro

[spring cairn]

can't wait for Canada to get invaded by the US in 2027 and have their president kindapped

[crystal forum]

if you isolate the power armor and the gun then yeah it looks good but just put it in any context where it's meant to be around fucking 60's futurism robots and it looks so out of place

[spring cairn]

kidnapped

right after they grab greenland

[daring creek]

Cant wait for chatgbt president

[crystal forum]

we have a prime minister thank you

[spring cairn]

same thiiiing

dw i'll defend quebec bc ur cool

[heady rivet]

Fallout has been clashing the aesthetic themes literally forever this is a nothing burger there's NINE INCH NAILS in Fallout 2

Fork found in kitchen

[spring cairn]

i can't let my fellow francophones down

[crystal forum]

US going to war with us would be the funniest timeline

[celest cedar]

Im starting to warm up to Max after he killed this POS

[daring creek]

I mean in the end america wins against Canada

Cuz America has the true Christians

[spring cairn]

this timeline already zany af

get me out

[daring creek]

And canadian christians go to hell no matter what

[crystal forum]

hoi4 ass timeline

[spring cairn]

next ep airing tomorrow right ?

[heady rivet]

For a DIRECT quote from Jesse Heinig
"One of the challenges of developing the divergent future culture of Fallout is that while what we see in post-nuclear North America is the remains of a culture obsessed with '50s Americana, that culture was doing so in 2077, still some way into our future (for now..). Besides just laser guns and power annor, there are elements of Fallout that culturally reflect pieces of US culture that postdate the '50s but their popularity simply wasn't peaked like '50s Amencana did as of 2077. For instance, in Junktown, the character Ismarc sings a badly mangled rendition of Head Like A Hole, with came out in 1989. Presumably this means that Pretty Hate Machine cate out at some point in the Fallout universe, in some form, but by 2077 nobody cared about the Industrial Revolution or post-punk any more, they were all big into swing and jazz, much like how there was one month during the Pandemic in our real world where the internet was obsessed with sea shanties So, does anime exist in the Fallout universe? Yes. What form does it take? What's popular? How big is anime in 2077? We don't really have enough information to know, other than knowing that it wasn't reflected in mainstream US pop culture when the bombs fell and arrested the cultural symbols of the US. in the form of crumbling billboards and scorched ad pages."

Tl;dr the 1950s is literally larp

[storm jungle]

2nd TLDR: Jay is a dumb-dumb

NEVER let him cook

[crystal forum]

i'll cook you into soup

[storm jungle]

you can try

https://tenor.com/view/smallest-cat-in-the-world-small-cat-cat-smallest-cat-hand-gif-16718048456251357739

[crystal forum]

cant believe you made a guard montage

[celest cedar]

I think so

[crystal forum]

as a guard hater

[storm jungle]

I made one for like most factions tbh

[celest cedar]

so youre saying

[spring cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1198327762964988055/image0-2-1.gif

[storm jungle]

Love the faction hate the fandom

[celest cedar]

skibidi toilet and 67 memes do exist at some point

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

and i cant believe how hard it goes

[vagrant fox]

Shouldn't have made one for the guard smh

[heady rivet]

3rd TLDR

[spring cairn]

the show is so good

i might die

[crystal forum]

i want all your stuff when you die

[celest cedar]

didnt they str8 up released the entire episodes on season 1

[spring cairn]

the show's so good it makes me want to play fucking bethesda games

imagine

[heady rivet]

And Mister House is being brain-rotted by them AS WE SPEAK

[crystal forum]

my sister learned of fallout from the show and she decided to play 4 instead of NV can you imagine

[vagrant fox]

Yea easily

[spring cairn]

it's not the worst

[celest cedar]

I can understand that

[spring cairn]

she could've picked 3

[celest cedar]

love NV's more complex story but I will never play that game again 💀

[heady rivet]

Unplayable without TTW

[crystal forum]

no but like why would you not play the one set where the show is going

if you like the show

[spring cairn]

yeah that's what i'm gonna do

[crystal forum]

i get not playing 1 and 2 since as a normie those are unplayable

[heady rivet]

I have beaten New Vegas genuinely 20 times

[storm jungle]

Yeah my favorite fallout game

crash every 2m

[spring cairn]

but i'll probably have to mod NV cuz i heard it's not stable even vanilla

[heady rivet]

And most of those were on Playstation 3

[vagrant fox]

something something betheslop kill all khans

[celest cedar]

yes

[spring cairn]

i don't know how to i'll have to learn

[storm jungle]

its not even a meme, its genuinely unstable lol

[crystal forum]

NV is fine on PC

[celest cedar]

I hate modding my game just to make it playable on modern rigs

[spring cairn]

the struggle of playing retroslop

[crystal forum]

the game only ever crashed on my xbox 360 you people are nerds

[storm jungle]

to be fair

[vagrant fox]

I haven't had many issues with NV unless heavily modded tbh

[storm jungle]

most retro games are completely fine

NV is infamous for its crashes tho lol

[spring cairn]

either fine or unplayable without community patches

no in between

[heady rivet]

NV is unstable but its not "impossible to run" unstable

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

dilara you have not known what crashy games are until you've played stalker

[heady rivet]

Play TTW its the best way to play

[crystal forum]

people complaining about NV crashing are spoiled

[storm jungle]

I have

NV still sucks from crashing

lmaooo

[crystal forum]

no

[storm jungle]

yes

[crystal forum]

oh yeah which stalker

[storm jungle]

hang this furry on a cross

[crystal forum]

woah like the legion do?

[storm jungle]

No like americans do now

[crystal forum]

which stalker

[vagrant fox]

I thought the Mexicans did that

[storm jungle]

which fucking one do you think

lmao

[crystal forum]

call of pripyat

[heady rivet]

Its the filipinos that crucify themselves last I checked

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i bet you only played that one and you never got out of the first map

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_in_the_Philippines

Okay.

[surreal nest]

This doesnt seem insane

very normal thing for humans to do that is very normal indeed

[heady rivet]

Some do it with actual nails tho

[crystal forum]

catholics do this kind of shit to brag about how devout they are i swear

[spring cairn]

leave ruben alone whar

[surreal nest]

i just cant take it seriously it looks like a scene out of GoT

[heady rivet]

I can ASSURE you this is not normal doctrine

[vagrant fox]

Papists are queer folk it's just how it is

[surreal nest]

ruben will kill you

[crystal forum]

it's either that or lashing themselves or whatever tf these people do to brag about how pious they are

[heady rivet]

Sees imitation of brutal irl torture and executrion method
"Bro this is just like TV show"
Turn your PC off for a month you're grounded

[heady rivet]

Also not normal doctrine. Thats localized among a small few populations

[crystal forum]

almost as bad as buddhist monks who will starve themselves to death to flex

[surreal nest]

I think this dude might be catholic

[spring cairn]

that's not impressive

i already do that

[heady rivet]

LOLE

[storm jungle]

Fake news. All AI.

[vagrant fox]

Is it in mexico where those wacky papists flagellate themselves and one guy did it with a machete

[surreal nest]

nope doesnt happen the mexican church does not condone it

[crystal forum]

oh so crucification is ok but not self lashing smh

[storm jungle]

👎

[vagrant fox]

What the church says doesn't stop people

[heady rivet]

Do you know how to read

[surreal nest]

and scene

thank you

[crystal forum]

no i see hyperlink and skip the rest

catholics are weirdos

[spring cairn]

0 attention span

[crystal forum]

but i respect the grind

[storm jungle]

Religion 😔

[surreal nest]

my religion is deadlock at 5 AM

[crystal forum]

brb gonna burn the soles of my feet to prove how much i love my creator

like where's the logic

[vagrant fox]

Oh I'm thinking about tatbir or whatever it's called

[spring cairn]

i had a very involved catholic upbringing and while i didn't end up keeping most of it, there's definitely some good in there

[heady rivet]

Damnation, reviving this to shame you btw

[vagrant fox]

Anyway death to papists and such

[crystal forum]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dardick_tround

this idea is literally more period appropriate than a water cooled machinegun

[heady rivet]

Silence

[vagrant fox]

Fallout sucks tbf

[heady rivet]

This is true
t. Fallout fan

[spring cairn]

i still fw the golden rule for example

[crystal forum]

the original 10mm pistol being a revolver is so iconic

[spring cairn]

p good teaching

[surreal nest]

unironically not even to sound like a that person but fallout 1 was the only fallout game that intrigued me

[surreal nest]

i hate that shit so much sometimes

[heady rivet]

Catholic guilt vs Protestant inherent belief in own superiority

[spring cairn]

i like being kind

[surreal nest]

mfs will say the most rancid shit to you and when you follow up on it they go "ummm an eye for the eye makes the whole world blind!"

[crystal forum]

i dont really like how fallout 3 made the 10mm pistol and smg into weird clunky pieces of metal

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/peaceemote-peace-peaceful-gif-15091939045954194911

[vagrant fox]

There's cool bits in Fallout I've just lost interest

[spring cairn]

but yeah some ppl definitely don't practice what they preach

[crystal forum]

that's more like evangelical

[vagrant fox]

At least the show has so much money pumped into it that it looks good

[surreal nest]

I just dont see a point in being a better person than somebody I dont owe them that

[crystal forum]

protestants just hate catholics it's like their entire personality

[heady rivet]

It is Not

[crystal forum]

HA caught you

[surreal nest]

https://youtu.be/QLeqv3I45iY?si=SRgHjy2mFWCVRihp

[crystal forum]

you have skin in the game

[vagrant fox]

Evangelicals are just papists in denial and feel smug about it

[heady rivet]

Thats another 800 years in samsara for you

[crystal forum]

i learned the other day that the weirdo swiss guard around the pope have to be celibate

[spring cairn]

well yeah, once you know someone is very bad you can't apply it anymore

[crystal forum]

like... why

[vagrant fox]

The baptists in my hometown are pretty funny I've rarely seen more hypocritical and control obsessed freaks in my life
Too bad my family is a part of it

[spring cairn]

but you shouldn't assume the worst about someone you don't know

[crystal forum]

imagine requiring your bodyguards be virgins

comes off as weird

[surreal nest]

golden rule still applies to people who dont follow it because the teaching is if ur an asshole to anybody you wouldnt want it slapped back on your forehead

i mean its not like a dumb thing or something but religious people kinda just use it as a shield sometimes to be reprehensible it annoys me

[crystal forum]

all the baptists i've met were very chill people

also mostly black

[spring cairn]

I apply it until I can get a proper judgement on someone

[heady rivet]

Then you learned straight up wrong, at least criticize accurately its embarassing. They arent allowed to get married for the first 5 years of service. Relationships before or during those 5 years arent a factor at all

[surreal nest]

based nuanced golden rule follower

[vagrant fox]

Maybe it's the Plymouth Brethren who are just fundamentally fucked up

[crystal forum]

that's even more fucked!

[spring cairn]

but I like to assume ppl are good nowadays

[heady rivet]

If you have to make up things to be critical of it you come across as incompetent at best

[spring cairn]

so I run with that until they prove me otherwise

[crystal forum]

why must his bodyguards not be married

will the priests get jealous

[surreal nest]

dude is joypilled

[crystal forum]

maybe the young guards just serve as eye candy for the cardinals

[vagrant fox]

Everyone wants to eat your liver

[heady rivet]

Same reason they all have to be Swiss, its just tradition really. They still call them Halberdiers too even

[spring cairn]

old me would've said true...

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-fire-and-ash-spider-true-avatar-burger-gif-17142022709034546928

but now i'm happy

[surreal nest]

"its just tradition" is typically not a good thing to say for various topics

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1455566327828844656/IMG_7231.gif

[vagrant fox]

Ain't nuffin to be happy about, post morrow

[heady rivet]

I mean, it is

There's no practical reason for it

[vagrant fox]

Just like Switzerland and Belgium

And Luxembourg

[celest cedar]

catholic filipinos be wildin

[crystal forum]

it's tradition that my elite bodyguards taken from active service be unmarried

[spring cairn]

so i can marry them

[crystal forum]

i was about to say

[celest cedar]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2592160/view/542251341653740111?l=english we take what we get

[surreal nest]

also doesnt this also still apply considering ur supposed to be celibate till marriage?

[heady rivet]

They arent taken from active servvice. Yet again, PLEASE criticize in an accurate manner or you look stupid lole

[crystal forum]

why are you irate about the elite pope harem

[heady rivet]

How would one prove this

[spring cairn]

the real awards

[crystal forum]

big brain deduction holy shit

[surreal nest]

probably burn your blood in a pot and if it comes boiling you are a sex witch or something

[raven stone]

You get to watch TV in the middle of work hours...

[spring cairn]

p sure that's how you find out if you're infected by The thing

[storm jungle]

It was a joke dumb-dumb 💀

[heady rivet]

I'm not, just sorta shocked someone can so confidently be wrong about something. I have no skin in this game I just think its funny you're so uneducated and seemingly irate about misinfo

[surreal nest]

i was playing balatro in the middle of work in front of patients

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465045068584058881/1455566327828844656/IMG_7231.gif

[crystal forum]

send in the tactical virgins

[celest cedar]

ok is my discord bugging out

[heady rivet]

The Catholic Church doesnt believe in Witches by official doctrine however, thats more a protestant thing

[celest cedar]

istg it deleted messages just now 💀

[crystal forum]

them being unmarried makes them more combat effective

[surreal nest]

the swiss guard collapse after they see my beautiful wife of 6 years

[crystal forum]

also i like how the wikipedia article says they're an elite force while the requirement is just highschool diploma and having completed basic training

[celest cedar]

reminds me of that story of a pope asking people to stop burning witches because they arent real

[crystal forum]

truly the best of the best get to wear the gay outfit

gay outfit.... unmarried young men

[surreal nest]

to be fair i would wear the shit out of the gay outfit

[heady rivet]

Trying to divorce my wife to join the Swiss Guard but the Pope wont grant the Divorce so now we sit at home awkwardly and she sleeps facing away from me

[spring cairn]

the fit is fire

[celest cedar]

the flamboyant fit

[spring cairn]

that is true

[surreal nest]

markus kruber called he wants his stupid chud outfit back

[spring cairn]

and u even get the best polearm of all time

[surreal nest]

this is why i love chaos warriors

[heady rivet]

And people call you a Halberdier while you have an MP5 in your jacket

[raven stone]

As a perpetually single person it seems the Swiss Guard is my true calling

[surreal nest]

huge bisexual men and women with halberds

thank you chaos warriors

[crystal forum]

tbf they also prob have an mp5 under that outfit at all times since they're genuinely going to fucking kill you for sneezing on his holiness

[heady rivet]

You gotta be a Swiss Catholic though, so get converting and moving

[vagrant fox]

I've decided halberds are overrated

[spring cairn]

boils u

[surreal nest]

halberds r criminally underrepresented in fantasy ur wrong

[crystal forum]

halberds are the best

[vagrant fox]

Pointy bit on a stick is lame

[crystal forum]

it's also a sharp bit

[surreal nest]

ITS AN AXE AND POINTY

[spring cairn]

axe, spear, hook

[celest cedar]

its a multitool

[spring cairn]

in 1

[vagrant fox]

don't matter to me

[crystal forum]

what does matter to you

[vagrant fox]

Knives are where it is at now

[heady rivet]

This shit aint nothing to me man

[surreal nest]

you cant just call a halberd a pointy stick you gotta get jumped man

that feels racist to me

[crystal forum]

thats like saying a sword is a long knife

[surreal nest]

well

[spring cairn]

knifecels when they can't reach further than their stupid short chud arms length

[vagrant fox]

Makes sense to me

[heady rivet]

You can say halberd, but Halberdier is OUR word

[crystal forum]

killing you

with a halberd

which i can do from a distance

because polearm

[vagrant fox]

Not when I parry with my rondel

[heady rivet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messer_(sword)

[surreal nest]

there really isnt an exact definition seperating a knife and a sword to be fair

[crystal forum]

mf you cannot parry a chop from a polearm

with a tiny round piece of metal

[vagrant fox]

wrong

[spring cairn]

buckler

[vagrant fox]

I have the training

[surreal nest]

someone call sellswordarts

[spring cairn]

technically a tiny peice of metal

[crystal forum]

one two buckle my shoes

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241878072605540508/1324137193421148211/media-iv-text.gif

[crisp heath]

https://youtu.be/Oqq6wEnLGMY?si=vIl4oYdXMGhfsa5j'

[crystal forum]

three four suck some more

[crisp heath]

oop

[crystal forum]

the only training you have is in being wrong

you have a degree

[crisp heath]

Warhammer 40K Lore: The Adeptus Custodes (Lore To Sleep To) -
Lorekeeper's Librarium

[surreal nest]

NEW USER SENDING ZIPBOMBS VIA YOUTUBE LINKS

[vagrant fox]

I'm joining the war on the side of the koncerz now

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-panic-fire-gif-27173222

[crisp heath]

noo please

[heady rivet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[crystal forum]

tf is a kincerz

[crisp heath]

lmao

[vagrant fox]

estoc

[crystal forum]

not a word

[spring cairn]

coup d'estoc

[vagrant fox]

new worlders smh

[crystal forum]

you live on an island

[crisp heath]

https://tenor.com/view/spideyvivi-gif-22878341

[surreal nest]

fine you convinced me i will play deadlock at 548 AM on a monday

god so needy

[crisp heath]

oh cmon

[vagrant fox]

Is it another ai loretuber

Yap until your name turns red and try again

[crisp heath]

I don't think so

[celest cedar]

we dont tolerate grey names in these parts..

[crystal forum]

red names 🥱

peasants

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027335984964190312/1412205492348129330/cat-ts-pmo.gif

[celest cedar]

bitch you server boost a server that dont require boost..

[vagrant fox]

akshually my address is on the danish mainland right now ☝️ 🤓

[spring cairn]

should I encourage this behaviour

[crystal forum]

and i get this cool fruity color

[surreal nest]

I either play deadlock or dead by daylight or dragons dogma 2

triple D

[spring cairn]

ditch dbd

[crystal forum]

wtf else should i do with boosts

[surreal nest]

dbd is genuinely fire

[spring cairn]

replace it with deadlock

[celest cedar]

pvp slop, dead by slop, boring rpg

[vagrant fox]

Play something cool like lotro instead

[spring cairn]

less dbd more deadlock

[surreal nest]

hey at least it isnt a slop thats cdool

[crisp heath]

His video: "Welcome To The Channel" proves he is human and does the narration

[heady rivet]

What if we just didnt turn skyfire off one time

[crystal forum]

dead by daylight? so that's why you're weird

[heady rivet]

And let Masozi take her chances

[spring cairn]

ur missing out on getting better at dl by playing dbd

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-fair-enough-aye-fair-enough-fair-enoigh-fair-gif-2274378814549701334

[spring cairn]

think about it

[surreal nest]

getting called weird by you should lead me to an early self indulged grave by the way

[spring cairn]

you will never get to my lvl

[surreal nest]

i am phantom son

[spring cairn]

yeah as i said

[crisp heath]

I love DBD. Don't let these heretics say otherwise

[vagrant fox]

dead by dastinky more like it

[celest cedar]

dead by slop

[surreal nest]

i just got into dbd i dont get why its so hated tbh

i like how the gameplay is just chasing people or getting chased

[spring cairn]

play a few more hours

and u'll understand i think

[crisp heath]

The haters prob got hard tunneled in their first game lmao

[surreal nest]

im like 20 hours in within a couple days

[celest cedar]

its known for a very volatile community and a sucky devs

[crystal forum]

i like watching people hate on DBD despite never wanting to play it

[crisp heath]

Yep, the simple gameplay allows soaking in the experience

[celest cedar]

asymmetrical slop..

[surreal nest]

darktide described

[crystal forum]

looks like an awful game

[celest cedar]

TRUE

[surreal nest]

nah the community does suck though

like so toxic for what

[spring cairn]

i just don't like the feel of killers

in dbd

-100 aura

[crisp heath]

The LFG on their official discord server shows this

[crystal forum]

i feel like it's a special breed of people who play survival horror games

[surreal nest]

I didnt either but deathslinger got me moaning

deathslinger and legion

[vagrant fox]

I watched my boy play the xenomorph and he just chased people and they got so mad I don't really get it

[crystal forum]

the same people who play outlast trials and all the lethal company clones

[spring cairn]

trials is cool

[surreal nest]

outlast trials is gas that game has so much passion

like wdym theres a playable chess minigame

[spring cairn]

i love the outlast franchise

[vagrant fox]

I quite like trials as a friendslop game

[crystal forum]

ik but it's a specific type of gamer that likes being completely defenseless in a game

[surreal nest]

my friend and I spend hours playing chess and people swarm us and watch

[crystal forum]

which i will never understand the appeal of

[spring cairn]

ur not defenseless

[surreal nest]

well i mean i typically dont like horror games where you are defenseless like the old outlast trials

[spring cairn]

u can throw bricks at the mentally ill

[crisp heath]

true

[surreal nest]

but DBD you have tools and Outlast Trials you have tools and communication

[crisp heath]

At least their is the perks like boil over and decisive strike

[vagrant fox]

You just style on the freaks with sweet moves and bricks to their heads

[crystal forum]

i like watching people play these games

[spring cairn]

kill urself franco tho

stop shooting mee

[crystal forum]

but fuck if im ever going to touch them myself

[vagrant fox]

Franco is cool don't be mean

[spring cairn]

i hate his big ass forehad

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-steve-rambo-drive-pilot-aviator-gif-4063459556394463487

[crisp heath]

I say that being forced to run instead of fight has actually been a good mental exercise for me

[crystal forum]

i hate his head tumors like why are they pulsating

[vagrant fox]

Baby just want milk

[surreal nest]

so true lmfao the vet chat is legit a redditor cage

[crystal forum]

he didnt need to be so gross

[vagrant fox]

That's just what being italian american does to you

[surreal nest]

me too, i didnt think I would fw survivor at all but they are really fun

[vagrant fox]

Plus a violent father and some other things

[surreal nest]

plus the builds and perk system in DbD can be super fun

[crystal forum]

i like how devs made his gun look as stupid as possible

[crisp heath]

yep

[crystal forum]

barrels cut ridiculously short

while keeping the stock

like what

[vagrant fox]

He shoots teeth as well

[surreal nest]

i just got this goofy ass one where if you down a survivor everybody in 16M gets a drastically reduced movement speed and that shit has me growling

[heady rivet]

BEHOLD
The only fun thing in DbD:
https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[crystal forum]

even in concept art his gun looks better because a lot didnt have the stock

[surreal nest]

cannot stand his noises

[crystal forum]

but they decided to keep the stock because it looks dumb

[surreal nest]

him and steve

[vagrant fox]

Leon has always been a thot

[spring cairn]

dbd manages to hold on

because it has spingtab

and other whatnotz

[surreal nest]

the springtrap dlc was done so good

[spring cairn]

like uh, john tokyo ghoul

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil4-gif-26066563

[crisp heath]

Forced Hesitation

[vagrant fox]

Is it a universal constant that airports need minimum one crying baby

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[heady rivet]

Ada doing unreal things to his cervix

[crisp heath]

I'd react witht the cheryl mason version, if It would not fail 🙁

[crystal forum]

where are you flying to

hopefully somewhere not danish

[vagrant fox]

You'll receive a plus or minus two later

[surreal nest]

i think he is gonna go kiss a swiss guard

[vagrant fox]

Unfortunately it is so

[fervent geode]

Babies are my eternal enemy

[crystal forum]

i dont think they're allowed to move even if you touch them

[fervent geode]

They have probably ruined my hearing

[crisp heath]

Me on my way to smooch the commissar

[surreal nest]

They are going to want to move when I get near them, all battle ready and puckered lips and shit I cant wait

[crystal forum]

so you can go and smooch a young guy in a gay outfit for free

[crisp heath]

my head blasted off by her bolter

[vagrant fox]

What is there for babies to cry about all there is in their lives is expelling waste and eating and sleeping there's nothing to be upset over

[heady rivet]

You might be thinking of the British Royal Guard but thats also not true for them either

[crystal forum]

i was making a joke guh

[heady rivet]

And whats your life, when you remove all the chaff?

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes I smoke cigars

[surreal nest]

babies are literally lifeslop

[crystal forum]

kill all babies

they serve no purpose

[crisp heath]

no

[surreal nest]

does that include used to be babies

[crystal forum]

wdym used to be babies

[crisp heath]

they can be turned into Cherubs

[crystal forum]

babies always remain babies

[surreal nest]

im not baby

[tough haven]

Admechpilled statement

[crystal forum]

yeah because you're not a baby

[surreal nest]

yeah so im a used to be baby

[tough haven]

Vat grow everything

[vagrant fox]

Just ban babies from public spaces, anyone seen with a baby should be a pariah

[crystal forum]

wdym used to be a baby

babies are their own thing

[surreal nest]

like i used to be a baby

[crisp heath]

based

[crystal forum]

what changed

[crisp heath]

no way same twin

[vagrant fox]

I came out fresh and fully formed like a jesus

[surreal nest]

i shit in toilet now

[crystal forum]

all the time?

we're not all perfect

[surreal nest]

we all have our secrets dont we

[vagrant fox]

I love those paintings where baby Jesus is just a little middle aged man

[surreal nest]

if im not making skidmarks on the carpet then im not living

[crisp heath]

I'm trying to link all this to 40k lore... struggling to

[crystal forum]

my bed is only wet once a month now

[surreal nest]

i can help, so when a mother and father love each other VERY much

[vagrant fox]

Something ecclesiarchy debates mechanicum something

[crisp heath]

[crystal forum]

they hold hands and a baby pops out of the dad's dick

my friend max told me during recess

[vagrant fox]

Is this why you are gay

[crystal forum]

who says i am gay

[crisp heath]

seems it

[vagrant fox]

I don't crave hyena exploding pseudo penis birth

[vagrant fox]

you did

[crystal forum]

would you rather have to birth a full formed man out of your butt or pee out a baby out of your dick

[vagrant fox]

Idk didn't Arnold Schwarzenegger have a buttbaby, seems like the sensible choice

[crystal forum]

but it has to be man sized

head first

[storm jungle]

STOP

[crystal forum]

ok

[vagrant fox]

Dilara hates fun 👎

I think if mr hands could do what he did I could too

[fervent geode]

They are simply evil

All babies are Erebus

[vagrant fox]

But Erebus is based

[crystal forum]

all babies are bald

coincidence?

[heady rivet]

New hypothetical: Is it worse to get beaten up by your stepson or your daughters boyfriend?

[storm jungle]

im joking but i dont need images of babies from men in my head 💀

[vagrant fox]

Dilara hates everything 👎

[crystal forum]

literally the best use of that emoji

[fervent geode]

Evil = based

This was in the Book of Lorgar

[vagrant fox]

But babies aren't based

[queen laurel]

I love knowing fifty ways to skin a baby

[vagrant fox]

Unless I've been blind

[fervent geode]

Although Babies are the furthest thing from based

[fervent geode]

This is the real reason the Night Lords were misunderstood good guys

[heady rivet]

Both are 17 and dont respect you ofc

[surreal nest]

i think if u get beat up by a boyfriend u did something wrong

[queen laurel]

When I get to the pearly white gates how do I explain this

[surreal nest]

why would a bf beef with u

[crystal forum]

i hope i get a boyfriend who beats me up

i want that

[fervent geode]

Its alright, they will understand

[vagrant fox]

canadians smh

[fervent geode]

We were talking about babies after all

[outer wave]

Hmm an mpreg hater, how cringe....

[vagrant fox]

God has done worse I'm innocent no matter what I say here

[fervent geode]

God made babies

[crystal forum]

clearly not a cboy enjoyer

[outer wave]

😔

[vagrant fox]

Probably also utis, the freak

[fervent geode]

Us putting up with them is already a tremendous work

[heady rivet]

Maybe you disapprove of the relationship

[fervent geode]

I wonder what happens if people ask him why

[vagrant fox]

I think I could take a daughters boyfriend because zoomers and younger are martially weak but a stepson has anger issues

[crystal forum]

babies cry because of the insufferable condition that is being alive

i would cry too

[fervent geode]

Maybe it was for the luls

[vagrant fox]

Old testament god had a phase of just doing things for the luls

So probably

[fervent geode]

Babies should man up, i dont cry and i am not even a man, so chin up babies

[crystal forum]

imagine being turned into a pillar of salt because you looked back

[fervent geode]

It prob got boring

[vagrant fox]

Gods fratbro era

[fervent geode]

I mean it was creative

[crystal forum]

i wonder how high the pillar even went

[vagrant fox]

Check it out bro I'm gonna kill all of these children it'll be a wicked sick prank

[fervent geode]

Prob 2ft, like to send a message

[crystal forum]

it could be some jungi ito type shit and the pillar goes on infinity

into the sky

forever

[fervent geode]

Bingo, ill kill all the crops before that too

[crystal forum]

imagine creating the fucking universe and you decide to rain frogs on a single planet

[fervent geode]

It amused him, and ngl i get that

Imagine frogpocalypse

[vagrant fox]

Honestly I've done similar playing god games

[fervent geode]

We were made by him, its that divine spark

[crystal forum]

i'd spend at least a few million years playing real life universe sandbox

[vagrant fox]

In Black and White or whatever it was called I'd just throw people into the ocean sometimes

[crystal forum]

just seeing what kind of shit i can do with black holes

since i created them

[vagrant fox]

That was cool in vr I felt briefly immortal until I got sweaty

[crystal forum]

i always like how any tiny change to the solar system kills all life on earth

but also maybe i should have expect that when i made jupiter 10 times bigger

[fervent geode]

Imagine that just happens one day

Like its a slow day up there and he decides to do something

[vagrant fox]

Better hope there's some save system

[crystal forum]

accidentally changes the speed of light

[fervent geode]

Save file corrupted

You blew it up

[crystal forum]

woops gotta make a new universe again

[rocky gale]

Seeing the quicksave icon at the top of the corner of your eye, then suddenly the sky goes dark

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-gif-12955705329524728485

[crystal forum]

there goes 3 billion years

[fervent geode]

He plays skyrim doesnt he

[vagrant fox]

If anyone could wrangle thtmat it'd be the crown prince of lies Todd Howard

[crystal forum]

you know what really fucked me up

the famous todd howard quote is fucking stolen

"it just works" was what steve jobs used to say

and todd howard just shamelessly stole it for fallout 4

[vagrant fox]

based

[crystal forum]

has this guy ever done anything original in his life i swear

[jade holly]

Nightbringer and Ammentar rules

The full things

[rocky gale]

So they removed all the existing aura's from 9th edition when they switched to 10th because they said they couldn't balance around Aura's, then every character model released in 10th gets an aura rule.

[vagrant fox]

Sounds like GW

[jade holly]

Also a horde of Hexmarks with Ammentar

Sustained hits out the wahzoo

[rocky gale]

Like the entire point of the Dogmata in Sororitas was it's Aura rules, then in 10th they removed the Aura rule and didn't give it anything to offset the removal

So it's just a useless unit now

[jade holly]

I’m on da plane now

Bye

[vagrant fox]

I wish that was me

[rocky gale]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/eekdls2v/celebrate-store-anniversaries-in-2026-with-an-aeldari-autarch-and-a-vampire-lord/

[spring cairn]

i've had enough plane (6 hours total) for the next 8 months

i hate commercial flightz

[vagrant fox]

Ouogh that's good eldar

[rocky gale]

How kind of them to make another new Archon

[wary fulcrum]

Oh that’s cool

Swap that left hand for a heavy chain cleaver and I’ve a new CGC leader

Or even an Eightfold Harvest Lord

[rocky gale]

Love Soulblight Vampire character models because you can literally just headswap and you've got a Drukhari

[storm jungle]

yeah its the segmetned armor look

its the exact same as the dark eldar aesthetic

[rocky gale]

Archon

Succubus

2 Archons, a Succubus and a Haemonculus

[storm jungle]

Sex 🫡

[storm jungle]

Also sex 🫡

[storm jungle]

Quintuple sex 🫡

[rocky gale]

Also uhhhhhhhhhh

Her arts so pretty

😳

[vagrant fox]

That's a noice two handed mace

He's getting freaky with it

[rose thorn]

Weakest AOS w

[queen laurel]

yeah i can see why you like her

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

[winged jacinth]

armor is unpainted steel in the art
paint the minis armor matte white
???

Dont get me wrong you can paint however you like but this is a marketing image lol

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/maddie-maddie-nolan-maddie-nolen-maddie-arcane-arcane-gif-18284246372591265482

[crystal forum]

irish woman sees red hair

thinks it's her

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514

[crystal forum]

i have you know my hair is auburn

and it is fabulous

[rocky gale]

I got black hair though

[outer wave]

I wish there were more Irish redheads in the Westside coast 😔

[crystal forum]

clearly not a fully powered irish

irish people are power leveled by hair redness

redder is more powerful

[outer wave]

Highly saturated red means they're a deity amongst humans?

Or amongst the Irish populace?

[crystal forum]

only in ireland do their powers manifest

which is why you will never see it for yourself

[rose thorn]

I did not realize the art and the model were the same perosn for like 4 seconds

THATS A MAN?!?!?

[outer wave]

He looks like hes seen alot

[crystal forum]

unironically wearing a laurel

[rose thorn]

Sorry I’m still gobstopped how ass the model looks here

[crystal forum]

i dont think romans even did that

[rose thorn]

Art

Amazing

[rose thorn]

UM are more Greek tbf

[crystal forum]

wdym they're like turbo roman

[rocky gale]

I see what they were trying to do with the hair on the model, but it reads more brown than ginger

[rose thorn]

What is that thing on her chest lmao

[crystal forum]

vox?

[rose thorn]

The art it’s baked into her armor

And here it looks like it was green stuffed on

[rocky gale]

Yea the art it's clearly a vox, but on the model it looks more like a respirator

[crystal forum]

i like the gorget which is too low to actually stop anything

just need that mark X larp

[rose thorn]

I like the implication that she threw that armor on like 3 minutes ago, how it just sits ontop of her refined clothing

This one is my favorite

[rocky gale]

It's probably the best model

[crystal forum]

is that a power armor backpack

on the other one

[rocky gale]

I just love the art for the other girl

[crystal forum]

lame ass helmet

[rose thorn]

I think it’s like vox speakers

[crystal forum]

i really dont like overly ceremonial fits

like that helmet strap is purely for show

and the fucking ultramarine hair brush

so gay

[fervent geode]

They did

Victory laurels or smth

An honour

[rocky gale]

Pretty sure they were basically held above their heads by someone else

[fervent geode]

And symbol of triumph or smth

[rose thorn]

This kit is gonna be so sick to cannibalism for your own chapter master’s retinue

[fervent geode]

This i cant recall so maybe

[rocky gale]

To avoid the implication of wearing them like a crown

[crystal forum]

i choose to believe that shit is something that they only painted and never actually did because it looks cringe

[fervent geode]

Its cringe imo

They did much cringe

[rose thorn]

If only I had a chapter I liked smh

Well I like UM

But I don’t care for Titus

[fervent geode]

Wait i think this was in the republican and early julian emperors

[rose thorn]

Republican jump scare

[crystal forum]

america brained holy shit

[fervent geode]

Then by vespasians time and the four good emperors the laurel was more acceptable for ur head i think

[rose thorn]

My partner wants to cannibalize this for her watch master captain

[crystal forum]

i like using the word liberal and conservative in their literal uses and an american will always inevitably make a political joke

[outer wave]

For a second I thought you said your partner wanted to cannibalize those models

Just for uh

Sustenance

[rocky gale]

I just want the humans, not the Space Marines

[rose thorn]

Love of the game

[outer wave]

Love for plastic

[fervent geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-looking-at-cellphone-man-thinking-statue-watching-cellphone-pondering-gif-9133796110692465311

Me when Res Publica loses its meaning

[crystal forum]

or just the word republic

[fervent geode]

That too

Or Republicanism

Like of the 1848 variety

[rocky gale]

Trying to explain to an American that a US Republican and an Irish Republican are massively different things

[fervent geode]

Gods help you

[crystal forum]

again, i enjoy using the word "liberally" because it activates american neurons every time

[fervent geode]

Americans when they discover spending cuts are associated with Economic Liberalism, or that a welfare system is still capitalist

[outer wave]

Republicans when a town in Ukraine gets liberated from Russians

[fervent geode]

Or Corporatism and Corporatocracy are inherently different terms and not buzzwords

[crystal forum]

still cant believe the US just kidnapped a south american leader in 2026

[fervent geode]

I drink water liberally

[crystal forum]

like that fucking happened

[fervent geode]

Geopolitics are a mess rn

[crystal forum]

we're going back to the 1960's

[fervent geode]

Whatever you think of Maduro this sets a horrible precedent imo

[crystal forum]

kickstarting south american coups

for even dumber reasons

[outer wave]

Least they'll be anti-American, I guess? I cant believe Im saying that as if its a great thing

[fervent geode]

Yeap

[outer wave]

But in the context of the current administration, yeah? Maybe?

[fervent geode]

Pro american coups, ala operation Condor

[outer wave]

Ah

[crystal forum]

venezuelans were already sorta anti american

[fervent geode]

Prob sponsored by big DC themselves

[fervent geode]

Many populations in LatAm are

[crystal forum]

but trump will just appoint that lady who loves him

she's literally just oil shill

[outer wave]

Didnt they just appoint Maduro's right hand man?

[crystal forum]

i hate how this was all predictable

like the moment they started fucking with venezuelan shipping

[fervent geode]

Why should he care, he's there for the oil and money lmao

[fervent geode]

His VP was sworn in

[outer wave]

Who's in Russia from what I know?

[fervent geode]

But mr trump said they will "run Venezuela" whatever that means

[crystal forum]

i dont think trumo even expected this to happen lol

[outer wave]

Dude if thats his plan for EVERY OTHER COUNTRY he wants to invade and occupy, that cant end well

[fervent geode]

I don't think there's much of a plan rn

It seems very disorganised

[crystal forum]

he wanted to milk the whole venezuelan fentanyl thing going longer

[outer wave]

I dont think theres much of one either

[rocky gale]

Yea Trump said they'd now run Venezuela and appoint their own leader to manage things for them and Veneuzuela just ignored him and swore in their VP

[outer wave]

LMAO okay thats funny when put like that

[fervent geode]

Not sure what nabbing Maduro was supposed to accomplish either, other than distract attention from domestic problems

[crystal forum]

america is very much not invested in a quick resolution

they need a war

[fervent geode]

He must be thinking its so weird the Madurist regime didnt suddenly kowtow and appoint trump fan no 1

[crystal forum]

i wonder how long until he ends up dead

or something

i genuinely dont think trump wanted this

[fervent geode]

Maybe a couple of years or they leave him to rot like Noriega

[crystal forum]

somebody lower level just saw the opportunity to nab him and gave the go ahead

[fervent geode]

I feel he did but he didn't understand fully the ramifications of kidnapping a nation's leader

[crystal forum]

i dont think he gives a single fuck about that

[fervent geode]

That too

[fervent geode]

He prob told we can nab that guy that smack talked you

And said "hell yeahh" or smth

[crystal forum]

lol that sounds possible

[fervent geode]

Because you should totally do something just because you can

[crystal forum]

idk what they could even charge him with

like unironically

[outer wave]

Ive been hearing rumors thay he nabbed him because of a stupid dance he did?

[crystal forum]

drug trafficking?

that shit would not stand up in court

[fervent geode]

Something drugs i guess, they keep having DEA around him and talking about his links with gangs or smth

[crystal forum]

unless ofc the judge is the supreme court

[outer wave]

He got charged with machine gun possession

[fervent geode]

Nah its gonna be that way

[fervent geode]

Thats a meme

[outer wave]

Ah I see

[fervent geode]

Because maduro did a cringe dance while singing imagine by john lennon at a rally

[crystal forum]

you just cant charge a foreign citizen with crimes in another country

unless it's some bullshit like harming your country

which is what they'll go for

[fervent geode]

Although who knows maybe that was the deciding factor, idk maybe it ragebaited hegseth or vance or smn

[fervent geode]

Itll be random bullshit go

[crystal forum]

and if it goes to supreme court, which it will because it's a clusterfuck, then the trump dick riders will just indict him on all counts

[fervent geode]

How are they gonna charge the president of venezuela in the us legally

This requires a venezuelan or international court which are both unavailable obvi

[outer wave]

All Im scared of now is them trying something to Greenland or Canada because this will definitely invigourate the pro annexation portion of the MAGAts

[crystal forum]

wtf can they do to greenland

they'd have to invade denmark

[fervent geode]

Its a sovreignty of Denmark

Do they really want to fight the EU for fucking Greenland

Then again who knows

[crystal forum]

imagine they kidnap the leader of denmark

would be hilarious

[outer wave]

That'd definitely cause EU to come together I feel

[crystal forum]

yeah the US would never dare lmao

but it would be funny

[fervent geode]

King Frederik X nabbed by DEA, charged for herring trafficking

Illegal Lego Possesion

[spring cairn]

they can't bully the eu like they can bully venezuela

[fervent geode]

This too

[spring cairn]

cuz eu has nukes

[fervent geode]

France has nukes

[spring cairn]

and they're regarded as good western guys

so bad pr

[crystal forum]

the US genuinely had a hissy fit because Canada considered getting jets from sweden instead of the F35 it was so funny to watch

[fervent geode]

And the UK which also has nukes would stand with the EU

[crystal forum]

like how dare you not buy our trash

[spring cairn]

Canada should join the EU

it would be funny i thinkj

[fervent geode]

This Administration is kinda cooking meme material if you think about it

Unfortunately at the expense of the US

[crystal forum]

and the rest of the world

like venezuela did not need to get shit on more than it is rn

also the fact that this is partially motivated by one guy's unexplainable hatred of cuba

[spring cairn]

the issue is that whatever goof the US admin gets up to

affect the entire world

cuz first world power

[crystal forum]

i can't fucking understand how some americans still hate cuba in the 21st century

[spring cairn]

the red scare has been very effective and is still a current thing

[crystal forum]

doesnt help that centrist world wide would rather ride trump's dick than do anything to change the status quo

so we're all going under when america's economy will shit itself

[outer wave]

Least AI may disappear thereafter? I kinda doubt it will, but its a hope I have

Or at least the western AI companies and their associated data centres

[fervent geode]

I fear this may make venezuela like iraq after saddam

Esp if they invade again

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/billete-simpsons-gif-27666002

[storm jungle]

Also while i hope this is true ill believe it when i see it

i genuinely do think they will do nothing once US tries to annex Greenland lol

[outer wave]

I like how Castro looks at the bill going like "Mumney....."

[storm jungle]

no one apparently wants to fight the United States lol

[outer wave]

At this point it has to be the people inside doing the fighting

Or at that point

Either point

[young pecan]

At least Greenland seems to be taking it standing

[outer wave]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Yeah i hope if US does invade they can atleast blow up those air force crafts this time lmao

[young pecan]

Surprisingly ballsy for a country that seemingly does nothing ever at any time in history

[storm jungle]

I got no idea what the Venezuelan army was doing before i remember they are basically a glorified militia

[young pecan]

I'm probably just not aware of their history but still

[spring cairn]

naw

[storm jungle]

Yaw.

[spring cairn]

they know i'm here

they fear me

[storm jungle]

bruh

😭

[spring cairn]

i could take on 10 navy seals

[storm jungle]

Tho we can all agree at least they are 100% raiding the rest of South America right

(crazy he just said this shit on live television lmao)

[spring cairn]

they've been doing that for decades

[fervent geode]

They are basically pretty incompetent and have been a corrupt baton for the regime

[spring cairn]

now they're just blunt about it

[storm jungle]

Theres a difference between coke raids and saying it out loud tbf

[spring cairn]

yeah

mask off

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah

[crystal forum]

at least we know argentina will be fine

[storm jungle]

Yep, i was talking this with my friend and even Bush at least lied about what they were doing

now they just go "Uhh oil."

[storm jungle]

Argentina isnt on the target list yeah

let me get it

[fervent geode]

I just fear the US may try to install either a military dictator strongman or an ineffectual unpopular "democratic" regime that goes the way of iraq

[outer wave]

Im curious on what their military is gonna be doing now that apparently the Bolivarian branch made a statement to resist American occupation and shit

[spring cairn]

US admin will literally justify it by, we want their stuff

and people will not give a fuck

[storm jungle]

^

People never care

Nobody does anything

i hate this shit

[crystal forum]

i am still so pissed off at the economy majors talking about how argentina's dipshit president was actually good for their economy

[storm jungle]

Cuba, Mexico and Colombia seem likely

because they are also on the military defense list of like

"What are you gonna do, throw rocks when we come in?"

lmao

[crystal forum]

they wont hit mexico because they would have done so already imo

[fervent geode]

Venezuela would probably not take another Marcos Perez Jimenez kindly, so if they "run" venezuela prob guerilla war

[storm jungle]

Yeah deffo

its gonna be another Iraq

[celest dome]

Surprised that Canada isn't ther

[crystal forum]

they already hit iran so that's a moot point

[storm jungle]

Canada is a huge target so its prob after Greenland

[fervent geode]

I think he'll go for colombia

[storm jungle]

100%

Colombia's army is also a joke

[outer wave]

I cant imagine any of these occupations going well

[storm jungle]

they wont, and nobody will care

[fervent geode]

He's never been chummy with petro and he can just say "cocaine durgs"

[storm jungle]

these are nations people consider "ass end of the world"

[crystal forum]

wtf does american have to gain with columbia though

[storm jungle]

Drugs.

[crystal forum]

he's just saying random countries

[storm jungle]

And monopolizing the market prob

[crystal forum]

because he's senile

[outer wave]

Well I do, since I live in Canada and hes been threatening us for a while

I ain't giving away our water or wood

[storm jungle]

If I told you guys he'd be raiding Venezuela to kidnap its president everyone would say "nah youre dumb, hes just senile"

[fervent geode]

PR stunt

[storm jungle]

nothing is really off the table now after this

yall need to realise it

[crystal forum]

nothing was off the table already

[storm jungle]

not that im saying "be prepared" more like be careful at the monkey flinging shit everywhere

[storm jungle]

It was.

people werent assuming he was gonna go this far

[crystal forum]

well i did

[storm jungle]

yeah but you suck

also you're gay

[crystal forum]

i assumed it would be a war actually i did no expect this tippy toe shit

[outer wave]

How long will we tippy toe though?

[fervent geode]

You might still be right

[outer wave]

Like where is the final red line?

[fervent geode]

We will see

[crystal forum]

they were already illegally striking international shipping

[spring cairn]

if the us attack greenland i'm re-enlisting

[storm jungle]

Unless America outright bombs a "civilized" country nothing is gonna happen

[spring cairn]

(i can't, but i wish i could)

[crystal forum]

the US will invade Canada before it tries to piss off the EU imo

[storm jungle]

the reality is most people dont care about most of these coutnries

its how the US has gotten away with the middle-east for 20 years

and i say this as a muslim that had to watch most of my distant relatives evacuate that entire region

[spring cairn]

they won't attack any western good guys country dw

[storm jungle]

^

[spring cairn]

it would be too much bad PR

[daring creek]

An altruistic god will save us

[spring cairn]

they would asbolutely if that wasn't the case btw

[crystal forum]

unironically if the US invades Canada nobody will help us except maybe china and india lol

[celest dome]

There is nothing to be won for the American, but there might be alot for the GrOPers,

[crystal forum]

since those two countries are the only ones with actual stakes here

[storm jungle]

People waggle their fingers at Shitrael for bombing Gaza but nobody has or will do anything ever, same thing here.

Took them thousands of people to be bombed to shit to even acknowledge that its a genocide.

Literal Imperium speed/paced politics

I hate being a doomer but man its just so scuffed

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[outer wave]

Didnt we recently sign a defense pact with the EU or something?

[celest dome]

There is the Nato stuff I guess

[outer wave]

There is NATO but who knows what the fuck they'll do

[crystal forum]

defense pacts dont mean shit especially with countries we're already in NATO with

no country will try to save us

[storm jungle]

Nothing lol

[crystal forum]

from the US especially

[storm jungle]

NATO would rather let Greenland be invaded than do anything against the US

minus a strong worded "nuh uh you're bad" letter

fucking useless

[crystal forum]

Canada is in no real alliance with any country lol. the US is our biggest ally and ofc they'd be the ones invading

[celest dome]

The only "hope" would be nonstandard fighting (Ie: Terrorism), which isn't a great prospect

💀

[daring creek]

I think most just see it on the news paper. They just don't know what to make of it. Seeing it as just "things and events happening in the world" and nothing deeper.

[fervent geode]

My uncle used to say, NATO, No actions, talk only

[outer wave]

Thats legit the only way we'd be pushing out US occupation if they decide to invade

[daring creek]

It doesn't affect them enough to care.

[spring cairn]

the only thing u can hope is that americans learn to be kind and vote in accordance

[crystal forum]

NATO is a political thing. it exists for geopolitics

[storm jungle]

I read a thread once where people were like "Nah US troops would never shoot at Canadian soldiers or civillians, it would be amoral and the American troops couldnt do it"

I was like, are you aware of how brainwashed your average American soldier is lmao, imagine some shit like the Marines

[daring creek]

That requires us to be at the very least literate in what we vote for

[storm jungle]

it wouldnt be russian army tier massacres but the US forces would absolutely bomb the shit out of metropolican centers/cities

[crystal forum]

dont get me wrong an invasion of canada would be a huge disaster for the US

the US has not been in a continental war since musket times

[storm jungle]

Yep

thats one of their biggest advantages

its easy to fight wars as America when no one can physically get to you, ever

[crystal forum]

Canada can send missiles right into pitsburg, seatle maybe, possibly new york city

[tough haven]

“Propaganda? The US doesn’t have propaganda” -Average US citizen, displaying that propaganda works

[daring creek]

It makes me wonder about the functionality of our voting system. Like what exactly makes a person a proper voter beyond just being a citizen? I wouldn't want someone who gets all of their political opinions from tiktok voting, but we do.

[crystal forum]

there's a reason south korea can't invade north korea despite them clearly winning

north korea can just bombard seoul

[outer wave]

Itd also be a war they'd be fighting where theres a large amount of white people as well, which could make it harder for them to discern who's who

[storm jungle]

The investigations showed there was no fraudery involved during the entire election process, its completely karmic disaster.

[winged jacinth]

The koreas are really still a proxy now cold war

[crystal forum]

politically it would demolish the country. fat ass americans arent ready for a war on their own soil

[outer wave]

That they arent

[crystal forum]

it's only ok when they dont suffer the consequences of their wars

[storm jungle]

yeah i dont think a Canadian invasion will happen, they'll likely wrap up the listed S.American countries as they can do nothing to the US to strike back then go for Greenland and likely call it there, that alone will be probably enough political scuff for a cooldown period

[winged jacinth]

If china wasnt backing NK they'd just collapse under nonfunction lol

[storm jungle]

then its back to oppressing their own populace

[winged jacinth]

Hermit kingdomed too hard

[celest dome]

The thing with American voters is that America is one of the country that does the most voting repression other than dictatorships iirc

[storm jungle]

China is literally Bretonnia, you cant rule a country by oppressing your entire populace lmao

[rocky gale]

The US would instantly collapse in a war on their own soil, mainly due to their healthcare system

[outer wave]

Then dealing with uprising backlash in the "occupied" southern countries and Greenland, which doesnt sound like it'd be fun, but hey, Elon and oil barons need oil and pedos need protection and distraction so

[rocky gale]

Imagine how people would react to paying their medical bills when injured due to a war

[storm jungle]

I dont think it will be an occupation for most of the S.American ones, they'll likely do small interventions and then leave or appoint puppet or democratically elected leaders.

[crystal forum]

i dont know how serious trump is about greenland at this point

[storm jungle]

Greenland imo will be the only "properly" occupied territory

[storm jungle]

When its a jester who sits on a throne expect literally anything.

[crystal forum]

he's just too fucking stupid

[winged jacinth]

People are after greenland's mineral wealth but it will probably be a pressure game vs denmark rather than breaking with nato

[storm jungle]

We'll see.

[winged jacinth]

And idk why denmark would ever cave

[storm jungle]

We live in crazy times.

[crystal forum]

like god he's so dumb it's infuriating how some people think he's actually smart

[storm jungle]

Because you dont want to fight America.

its dumb af

[outer wave]

I feel like he either says random shit that sound like they'd be bad ideas then either:
Drops them if no one talks about them

Talks about them more and gets hyped on the idea

Theres also the idea that heritage foundation has been guiding his actions, so it could be some conspiracy theory shit like Monroe documents or whatever they call em

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-venezuela-mean-bush-col-gif-10445153609993733291

[storm jungle]

Tbh there isnt a conspiracy

[rocky gale]

Aside from Nato, Denmark is also part of the EU which has it's own cooperative defence clauses

[storm jungle]

theres absolutely rich cabals or groups that control the world

its just infront of our face