40k-lore-chat

[near wasp]

He was like copper 4

[arctic talon]

goat

[urban spire]

oh lmao

[near wasp]

No

[arctic talon]

all that money and couldn't afford a coach or booster

[near wasp]

It was Alameda and ftx

[arctic talon]

Ah

my bad

[near wasp]

Its ok coin base had a different issue

Its CEO got fined a shitton of money

And nope xD

I was thinking of zhoa with bianance

[arctic talon]

lmao

[near wasp]

He had played like over 1000 games

[arctic talon]

non Serbrys Corps members can get the giant admech dog

[vagrant fox]

Mildly interesting, what else is in there

[arctic talon]

you can combi anything under Mechanicus theology

[celest dome]

Is that from the new Rpg Admech module ?

God I hope we see more Serberys
||Coach Gun/Diligence pulled by 2 Serberys, used like the Black Coach from the VCount or as some sort of weapon platforms||
||Serberys Marshal with much bigger Serberys that instead of being changed into a horse, was changed into the shape of a bear||

[urban spire]

which rpg is that for

[vagrant fox]

Pretty sure it's for Maledictum

[arctic talon]

yeah

[arctic talon]

Maledictum

[urban spire]

ah

[rocky gale]

Me out here making a Melta Plasma combi weapon

[urban spire]

the masma gun

[near wasp]

That's just a bomb

[arctic talon]

only if it overheats

[near wasp]

Yeah which would be instantly

[urban spire]

just use a tau plasma gun, easy

[near wasp]

That's not a real plasma gun

[arctic talon]

thats a pulse weapon smh

or a plasma gun

which is not a plasma gun

[urban spire]

it's the same tech, the imperium just runs it hot

[near wasp]

Yeah because there awesome

[urban spire]

or they forgot what the setting switches do

[rocky gale]

Instead of reloading, just overcharge it and throw at the enemy, immolate everything in a 15m radius

[arctic talon]

the Tau have their own psychotic unstable tech anyways

with Ion weapons

[vital ginkgo]

Are there any loyalist marines alive that can beat kharn in a 1v1?

[near wasp]

No

[rocky gale]

Yes

[sacred ginkgo]

Depends

Kharn is really good at his job, but he's also allowed to die

So its really whatever the writer wants

[arctic talon]

Kharn has died like

twice or thrice

I forgot which

[rocky gale]

Sigismund killed him on Terra

[urban spire]

depends on what the author wants

[rocky gale]

Yea there's tons of candidates they could pick to fight Kharn that could stand a chance against him tbh

Like Dante, LeMartes, Mephiston, Cato Sicarius, Marneus Calgar, Darnath Lysander, Aethon Shaan or Kayvaan Shrike etc etc etc

A writer could reasonably write any one of them "beating" Kharne

[near wasp]

Kai the dark angel

[rocky gale]

Na, not a Dark Angel

They couldn't beat Kharn

They're cringe

[near wasp]

No your cringe

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-star-wars-han-solo-gif-14764428

[near wasp]

Dammit

[jade holly]

Could we see a new Red Corsairs themed detachment?

[arctic talon]

Alongside their current one?

Prolly

[crystal forum]

oh hey i just noticed that GW redid the classic HH terminators in plastic

look at these big boys

older

i wonder how many more units can be added to HH before the game is like 10 different choices of dreadnoughts with a bajillion tank options

[arctic talon]

I hate the new power fists and am weird on the new minis

They’re the most durable and tanky terminator armor type

But they got snatched waists lol

Yaaas queen slay I guess

Whatever

[crystal forum]

i find them less stunty

more full scale

also cataphractii is supposed to have shield generators or smth

[arctic talon]

Them being less stunty is fine

I just don’t like that the waist is snatched

Also the power fist looks bad

It’s too small

[crystal forum]

im not a fan of terminators in the first place so it makes no difference to me

i just like a good refresh so my models dont look so different from eachother scale wise

[rocky gale]

I like the new cunty Terminators

[hallow saddle]

bros it's joever

my hobby lamp stopped working

[rocky gale]

Work by candle light, like the ancestors

[hallow saddle]

haha

that would kinda kick ass

surround the model with candles

[rocky gale]

Just don't use sprays

[hallow saddle]

me sweating like fuck and setting my hair on fire

[vagrant fox]

I wonder who

[rocky gale]

That confirms it then

He's coming back!!!

[vagrant fox]

He's gonna sanguine all over the corsairs

[storm jungle]

I still cant believe so many dimwits think Yarrick was dead lol

[rocky gale]

Na he's dead as hell

It's Sanguinius who is coming back

[hallow saddle]

i liked it on one of the warhammer preview shows a while ago where they read out a question of whether yarrick is dead and poor alex had to be like "he's dead "

"definitely" dead

🗿

like that actually

[sour hornet]

Do you think Daemon Princes are above or below Greator Daemon's in the hierarchy?

Like unnamed ones.

[storm jungle]

Depends on said Daemon Prince

it literally is all down to how much influence/power one holds

[dapper gyro]

Daemon Princes are being from real space turned into warp entity. Greater deamon is warp born.

They are basically the same rank, so whoever is stronger take over.

[arctic talon]

it depends

[sour hornet]

If you randomly pulled 999 of them and 999 greater daemons, who would hold more sway. Like on avg

Heretical gacha pull

[storm jungle]

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[storm jungle]

its literally 50/50

40k is built on WWE wrestling rules lol

[sour hornet]

so its hype and aura

so basically its schrödinger's powerscaling, where you don't know until it actually comes up

I can work with this

[dapper gyro]

Correct. Some SM can solo greater daemon... so you know how stupid it is...

[glass drum]

This would be cool
But theirs alot of characters who categorized dead that can be any of them

[storm jungle]

Not really

[rocky gale]

I will review the evidence

[storm jungle]

its Yarrick

if anyone says Chairon im gonna rip off their fucking spinal cord

[rocky gale]

I have reviewed the evidence and come to a fair and independent conclusion, devoid of all bias

You're wrong

I'm right

[glass drum]

Yarrick with the iron legion would be a good business sale ngl

[arctic talon]

They literally found Chairons dead fucking body

[storm jungle]

iron legion?

[arctic talon]

Steel Legion are probably not gona be out this edition

if they are

I'd be shocked

[glass drum]

Oh idk what he had on armaggedon

[arctic talon]

GW literally does not have the production capacity

imo

[storm jungle]

I love the argument of like

No one important in 40k dies
"Erm what about Chairon"

ah yes

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[storm jungle]

such a huge legacy character

[vagrant fox]

let me believe

steel legion

[storm jungle]

appears for 1 game

and dies offscreen

legendary

[glass drum]

Real

Idk how so many ppl got so attached to chairon ngl

[storm jungle]

because hes friends with Big Space Hero Man

[glass drum]

I mean he was pretty good character to be in SM2 but still

[rocky gale]

Several leaks have now said we're getting another Guard Regiment in the next edition

[storm jungle]

Elite being wrong is my favorite trope

hang him by his entrails

NOW

[dapper gyro]

Ask them if they even remember the name of the sergeant in the 1st SM game...

[storm jungle]

they wouldnt but I do

[glass drum]

Steel Legion my bad

[storm jungle]

mostly because Sidonus was legit a unique character with a fun voice actor

[dapper gyro]

That dude should get a revive.

[dapper gyro]

Brother downgraded the entire troops...

Correction, "degraded"...

[glass drum]

Been balls deep in Iron warriors so i havent really been into guardsman recently

[rocky gale]

Never forget

[glass drum]

[storm jungle]

young Dan Abnett jumpscare

[rocky gale]

Young? Bro's literally in greyscale

[vagrant fox]

Idk why I thought it was ADB so now I'm gonna start a low stakes conspiracy that ADB is a clone of Abnett to write more Abnettverse in the future

[glass drum]

Loken would be interesting to come back but i doubt it

[storm jungle]

his story kinda ends with HH

He doesnt have much to offer

[glass drum]

Luna wolves copium

[vagrant fox]

snooza wolves more like

[languid meadow]

There are cooler wolves

[lament shoal]

Dilara during literally any discord debate ever:

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

God i really need to rewatch the chaos campaign the voice acting is so good

[urban spire]

if i put every space marine in a jar (loyalist and otherwise) and trapped them there for a hundred years, how would i enslave the survivor and make him do my bidding?

also who do you reckon it'd be?

[dapper gyro]

New year resolution they say...

[young pecan]

The only development he has is stating what happened to his home a couple of times and then throwing a battle tantrum over it, so I don't get it either

[dapper gyro]

Enslaving people...

[urban spire]

it's morally okay because a space marine who has been trapped in the bug jar for a hundred years is no longer human

also yeah, new years resolution, important to stay true to the promises you make to yourself

[arctic talon]

oh my god

it has an english wikipedia page now

My favorite insane Chinese nationalist theory

[outer wave]

Which is?

[dapper gyro]

Hmm, can I test that theory out on you?

If you are correct, you wouldn't be human by the end, so don't worry about it too much.

[arctic talon]

all of western history is a lie one

lol

[outer wave]

Oh that one

Damn it didnt have a wikipedia page until now?

I didnt even know it needed one

Thought it'd be at most a footnote in the Chinese conspiracy theories page or what say you

[winter pine]

I just know they're reviving Sanguineous for the 50k reboot in about 15 years but I can't prove it beyond the nightmares Tzteench gives me at four in the morning

[opaque coyote]

I think if I had to revive Sangy.

It'd ironically be as a villain of sorts

Idk make it so that the only thing left past his death was his rage

Like the Black Rage was a prelude to it

If I want to get pretentious. It would symbolize how throughout 40k, any positivity each race has done is purely overshadowed by the negativity and darker impulses.

The dead leave nothing behind but their dreams and regrets

And in the Grimdark future, both might as well be indistinguishable from each other.

[dusky beacon]

I got to thinking, T'au must have the best air force of any faction other than Eldar and Crons

[opaque coyote]

Even someone as venerable as Sanguinius will have his legacy be poisoned by time and rage.

[opaque coyote]

I mean logically the T'au would kick the asses of a lot of factions with one simple trick

Spam drones

Why send soldiers out. Just spam drones.

Of course this makes things unfun so the T'au don't do this

[dusky beacon]

True, but it has been shown that the drones only have like animal level AI

[dusky beacon]

But also, I like to think the T'au don't rely on Drone Warfare because it would make the Fire Caste upset

[opaque coyote]

They don't need to be smart to be used as bombs basically

So like current

[dusky beacon]

True

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it's just one of those things where it's handwaved

And tbf thank god since Mechas are cool

Fucking love T'au battlesuits

[dusky beacon]

I also like to think that for stuff like battlesuits they just can't get the same dynamic performance out of a real Fire Warrior, and they don't control them remotely because they could be jammed, latency, and just because a Warrior caste would want to conduct war that way

[dusky beacon]

They need to be shown that even the basic XV8 is a greater force than a single marine, because they absolutely are

[opaque coyote]

Isn't that the case in the lore

[dusky beacon]

once the marine takes off all his plot armor than yeah

[opaque coyote]

Tbf this goes for every enemy stronger than a marine

[dusky beacon]

yeah

[rose thorn]

Every time I look at this box it gets worse and worse

2 units of blood letters, 1 unit of berserkers

2 units of blood crushers

You cannot fucking use this box without reinforcing units lmao

Wait

What’s the points

I forgot 40K 50% means points and not unit ratio

This is 750 points

Oh it’s 400 points of demons

And 350 points of CSM

[jade holly]

Will the Tsons one be limited time?

[rose thorn]

Yes they all are

While stocks last

[jade holly]

Damn

Do I go out of my way to get a startup Tsons army?

Or focus on my Crons?

[rose thorn]

The tk one is likely to get absorbed since it’s the only one worth buying imo

More than once*

[rose thorn]

Crons, they are getting a good (value wise) box

[jade holly]

Yeah the Destroyer Battalion

I’m eyeing that and a 2nd Combat Patrol right now alongside Ammentar

Get a nice bulk of models going

[jade holly]

No normal Lokhusts in that gives me hope of a Lokhust revamp and remodel making them the Destroyer Battleline model

[arctic talon]

Box better for AoS then 40k lol

[outer wave]

https://x.com/dj_b3n1/status/2007109603805315419/photo/1 I love how the IW is just strutting in

beni ✏️ comms: open!! (@dj_b3n1)

"This ship was severely lacking in iron.."
"We've come to fix that."

X · Jan 2, 2026, 3:19 PM

[rose thorn]

What I don’t get is if they wanted to get rid of blood letters, why not put them in the BoK spearhead

[arctic talon]

Battleforces sell better

due to FOMO

deadass

[sacred ginkgo]

War in venezuela

Right now!

Can you believe it guys

War in venezuela
Right now

It got here so fast

[outer wave]

Deadass did they say something?

[sacred ginkgo]

Say something

Bitch

[outer wave]

Ah yeah I just saw it

[jade holly]

Trying to do some quick research on the situation atm

[lament shoal]

Military facilities in Venezuela are being bombed by us rn

[hollow lantern]

Aye

[jade holly]

Wish we’d get a statement on what the Hell is going on

[hollow lantern]

"US attempts Iraq 2 in vain attempt for more resources, this time closer to home."

[sacred ginkgo]

What even is there for us to take

[jade holly]

I’m waiting until we get official statements

[sacred ginkgo]

Why

[jade holly]

I doubt it’s for oil otherwise Trump would’ve taken the trade

[sacred ginkgo]

They don't mean shit

[jade holly]

I don’t know what the Hell is going on and rather not try to come to any conclusions just yet

[sacred ginkgo]

Nothing that comes out of our governments mouth about this is anything approaching the truth

[hollow lantern]

Do you want the video where trump makes comments about oil and mineral rights

Cause that exists

I can go dig it out

[jade holly]

If he said that then he said that, I’m too out of the loop and trying to catch up

[outer wave]

Oil?

[jade holly]

I hate not knowing what’s going on

[daring creek]

Well

[sacred ginkgo]

We're blowing up a south american country for fun

That is what's going on

[outer wave]

Yeah Americans are going gung ho

Also means they could try something if they wanted to with Greenland and Canada and the Panama, assuming they dont get bogged down

[sacred ginkgo]

If this somehow garners popular support we are just done

[outer wave]

At some point, someone needs to do something

[jade holly]

I need to go to sleep but I’m stressed out now

[celest dome]

Cocaine

https://tenor.com/view/cold-freezing-snow-jack-nicholson-the-shining-gif-24016442

[daring creek]

What movie is this

Also I flossed :3

Waterflossing that is!

[outer wave]

The Shining

[jade holly]

Water flossing?

[daring creek]

Mhm

Basically water jet my teeth

[jade holly]

Never heard of that before, sounds effective

[daring creek]

Only effective at max setting

But yea

[jade holly]

I use a 2 parter system of floss “picks” shaped like a P then I use a more tooth pick looking tool that I’m blanking on the name of to reach where the picks didn’t

[dapper gyro]

And soldiers are supposed to follow lawful orders. The top of your military are a bunch of clowns.

Making war, surprise attack in dense population zones. Those same people have the gal to do moral high ground to others.

[opaque coyote]

Oil

It's been confirmed

Also, this is getting into conspiracy territory here.

But I think it is likely that he's trying to use this to distract from the Epstein files as well

Along with using war or upcoming protests/dissent as an excuse to delay the midterms

[dapper gyro]

If it is really the case, then he killed people to hide his other crimes.

God president you guys have here.

[celest dome]

Trump learnt that Zelenski/Ukraine wasn't expected to have elections until the war is over.
So he want to do the same

[opaque coyote]

Considering he (allegedly) killed his own wife and buried her in his golf course to save money. It's par for the course at this point.

[celest dome]

Allegedly, he already has

[opaque coyote]

Tbf, he's also gonna have to add that. Since we haven't even stopped elections during the Civil War, WW1, and WW2

[dapper gyro]

The fucking Republic dude needed to train marksmanship more... He could've ended all of this shit.

[celest dome]

Would have made a Martyr out of Trumpy.
Wouldn't fix anything both in the short or long run

[opaque coyote]

Would have been immensely entertaining at the least

[dapper gyro]

I don't condone violence. But if it takes 1 life to save thousands, it is something to be done.

[opaque coyote]

If there is a silver lining. At least one dictator might get what he deserves today.

Might.

[surreal nest]

How is this conspiracy theory

[opaque coyote]

If Maduro escapes then there's honestly nothing to gain.

[dapper gyro]

By another dictator who is making life worse for both nation?

[surreal nest]

All but confirmed his stunts are poor attempts to confuse american voters

[opaque coyote]

Enemy of my enemy and all that.

From a lot of perspectives from Venezuelans. Some are low-key cheering this shit while others are just looking on terrified

[dapper gyro]

Never trust those.

[opaque coyote]

Mostly a mixture of both

[dapper gyro]

I lived in places...

[opaque coyote]

I hope for the 1% chance that this doesn't become another Afghanistan situation.

...

Pfft who am I fucking kidding

[surreal nest]

Republicans spent like 7 years telling us Venezuela is weak and pathetic and how lame their economy is now we NEED to take them out

Waht happen

[dapper gyro]

Then they are idiots, because they would most likely lose all of their business. They might have to migrate.

[opaque coyote]

Either way, unfortunately we need to wait to see the full results of this shitshow.

And also...

The pristine reputation of the FIFA Peace Trophy has been ruined! Oh what has this world come to?????

[opaque coyote]

Fucking double tap reactions

[dapper gyro]

Where tk? Going to America? A country with serious discrimination against Latinos?

[surreal nest]

WHY IS TWITTER HIS PROFESSIONAL MOUTHPIECE RAHHHHH

ITS SO WEIRD

[heady rivet]

No this is like Truth Social or whatever its called

[celest dome]

Probably Guantanamo 💀

[surreal nest]

Thats even worse

Also holy shit how have they not been sued that just looks like twitter

[opaque coyote]

You see, geopolitics doesn't actually affect the world, it's actually similar to sports where you cheer for your own team.

Even if it happens in your own fucking backyard.

To be fair, some Venezuelans might just be desperate for anybody to depose Maduro.

Especially if they live outside the capital

[heady rivet]

You say this but its also Latinos that are 2% more European that are skull-measurment levels of racist against Latinos that are 2% less Euro. Over half of ICE is dudes named Ramirez lole

[opaque coyote]

Jews for Hitler existed

Guess what happened to em

[heady rivet]

Much like a Victoria 2 game, they move here and transmorgify into "Yankee" and demand they close the borders

[surreal nest]

I love Mexican maga such an interesting archetype

[opaque coyote]

Established immigrants really hate newer gen immigrants

It's been a thing for centuries

[dapper gyro]

I know that with my own group of minority in Canada...

[opaque coyote]

I do not get jt

Either way I'm going to bed

[dapper gyro]

I hate to say, but sometimes, having a dictatorship is the only way to stabilize a region...

[heady rivet]

Its a legal vs illegal thing Legal immigrant descendants, generally as a rule, are really proud of the hard work it took them or their parents/grandparents

Or its a Hispanic family thats been in the area so long the border crossed them after the Mexican-American war. Knew a few guys like that out west

[opaque coyote]

Can't wait to see what wonderful headlines will be there

[dapper gyro]

You guys might not be aware, but there are wars in Africa for the last 20 years.

And it is still going on

[heady rivet]

"Straight lines on maps, my beloved" -British beauracrats

[opaque coyote]

The Sudan war in particular is fucked

Like

Actually just fucked

[dapper gyro]

Because people decided to remove some dictators, so the lower powers are killing each other to take over.

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is that part of the reason why nobody tries to report it is simple

It's because both sides shoot any journalists that try

Why go there to report when you'll be shot on sight

And it also will be a powderkeg of the worst refugee crisis we will ever have in history

Looking forward to that also

[dapper gyro]

Not everywhere in the world is "civilized". So sometimes, compromise has to be done.

Even countries like Russia and China have a large percentage of the population believing that taking others will get their issues done... Despite it not going to do anything for them as they tried for hundreds of years.

[shy dune]

do the nightlords still get recruits from nostramo?

[celest dome]

Norstramo was basically destroyed

So no

[dapper gyro]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Nostramo If you don't mind to read.

Honest suggestion.

[valid needle]

Konrad bombarded Nostramo and blew it up

[shy dune]

oh lol

[daring creek]

why is dow so good

The difference in mission difficulty can definitely be felt

I like how the game punishes you for neglecting your positions

[storm jungle]

Because its a very simple game

also the IP helps lol

[daring creek]

yep

like fuuuccck man I wanna unlock the dreadnoughts

fuck

give em to me in the tutorial only to take em away....

[winged jacinth]

dawn of war making you start with basically just marines

i can never keep track of which squad has which weapons maybe command groups would help or something

[heady rivet]

The general rule for Chaos recruitment is

Eye of Terror planets
Raid captives
Cultists
In no real order. There's plenty of crazies to make a Chaos Astartes

[heady rivet]

And a lot of warbands arent picky with geneseed. They'll gladly yoink loyalist geneseed

[winged jacinth]

tbh they prefer it since its less busted

you get a decent number of books where they're trying to steal whole vaults of loyalist geneseed or whatever

[vagrant fox]

Night Lords seem to like artisinal child psychopaths from the Imperium these days

[valid needle]

These days?

Always have

[daring creek]

didnt the author of the nightlords literally describe the fanbase like serial killer lovers

somewhere in that ball park

Anyway

Dawn of War is going to ruin me

7.5 hours already

fuck

[valid needle]

I don’t think so

[daring creek]

society.

[vagrant fox]

The ones what get infatuated with Kurze I think

[daring creek]

lmfaoo

[vagrant fox]

Man probably smelled like rancid ass

[daring creek]

thats a dealmaker for some

[vagrant fox]

Well more so than getting it homegrown from Nostromo

[daring creek]

worst part is like

I figured out the solution for level 3

just send a bunch of dipshits to distract them so my rocketeers can pick off their tanks one by one

or more

in my mind theyre just aspirants

[vagrant fox]

all wot you do is spam guardsmen

[daring creek]

prolly

im not sure if i can spawn that unit yet

man

i want baileys

[storm jungle]

Nah uh

that was against people who were infatuated romantically with Curze

he said this on twitter after the release of the Primarch Curze book

and hes completely correct lmao

[tough haven]

DE?

[languid meadow]

I

Praying they release a trailer for eldar

Pleaseeeee

Dark Angels gave me copium

[young pecan]

Curze the type of fellow to hear "live like it's your last day" and turn it into a self-fulfilling prophecy

[winged silo]

Who would win, the Tyranids or the Qu?

[winged silo]

Yeah that happens sometimes.

[storm jungle]

Considering Qu travel literal galaxies to genetically enslave and change entire species probably the Qu lol

[winged silo]

1,000 years of torture for the Hive Tyrant‼️

[storm jungle]

They turned some humans into literal flesh pyramid blocks so 😭

[winged silo]

They'd most likely see Tyranids as the ultimate building tool, considering each cell is it's own little guy.

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically, Qu took an entire galactic federation of races to take down

[vagrant fox]

Then again it did take the Qu three invasions of the colonials to get them

[storm jungle]

and that was like GAZILLIONS of yers later

[vagrant fox]

I'd probably still bet on the Qu

[winged silo]

My money is also on the Qu.

[celest cedar]

tf2 moment

[fervent geode]

Qu win prob

[vagrant fox]

Wiley creatures those Qu

You resist one invasion and you're doomed to torture

[storm jungle]

meat cube

[winged silo]

Tyranids would likely become the ultimate building tool, like I said. Highly malleable biology, you can do anything with them.

[urban spire]

i mean, sometimes they do

there's trans dudes who have had kids

[fervent geode]

Crons vs Qu seems more interesting to me, them having no genes nor biomass and all

I think Szeras would love to take a Qu alive if possible too

[queen laurel]

Trazyn pulls out the old reliable pokeball

[fervent geode]

Tessaract Labyrinth, go!

[queen laurel]

Random Bullshit I got from a planet that's actually an elder God I choose you

[fervent geode]

Enslaved God! Use eat their Qu life energy!

[winged silo]

"EEEEUAAAGH!"

[fervent geode]

It was very effective!

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209843216227368962/1456754128486400050/Screenshot_20260102_145408_Reddit.jpg?ex=695a2c41&is=6958dac1&hm=a78f73684b211abe1bc3175a2f1f3deae75ce7ff133279db68e15011b16749fa&

[celest cedar]

mmm

[dapper gyro]

I find Venezuelans celebrating in the us are a little funny. Yes, they hate the president, but now the country might become even less stable, while they live in the safety of the US and the Venezuelans living in Venezuela suffer more.

[storm jungle]

they are literally doing the "new management" thing so lol

[arctic talon]

💀

Alright

Take your bets

Will Venezuela revert to a democracy

Or

Become an American backed dictatorship or a regular dictatorship

In the next 5 years

I guess

Idfk

It’s def going to be the second one rn

lol

[storm jungle]

2nd one, idk why anyone thinks "democracy" is coming lol

[arctic talon]

Prolly bcs Venezuela was a democracy up till recently

lol

[languid meadow]

It's panama 2

[arctic talon]

Well

Venezuela hasn’t been a democracy since 2015 I guess

wtf

Anyways point being I think some people are thinking it’ll go back to that

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically

[celest cedar]

def the 2nd

its like history rhymes with this sort of thing before

[jade holly]

Isn’t Iran also going through something? I stay out of the current events loop because last time I got heavily invested I had an extremely stressful time to the point I had trouble sleeping

[celest cedar]

what da fuck 💀

[surreal nest]

option C rampant civil war

[jade holly]

[celest cedar]

aint this photo a geneva convention breaking

[arctic talon]

You think the opposition party and what’s left of the government are going to fight a civil war?

Yeah I could see that

[arctic talon]

Iran is undergoing civil unrest with the government again

As usual

[storm jungle]

they caught bro in his gamer setup

💀

[arctic talon]

💀

[surreal nest]

south america loves their annual civil war from western government meddling

[arctic talon]

Look the dudes a dictator and awful

But also like

💀

[storm jungle]

The act is wrong yeah

[arctic talon]

Aw hell nah

Yeah

[jade holly]

Am I crazy or does he kinda look like Dr Disrespect?

[storm jungle]

FUCK LMAO

[arctic talon]

It’s the mustache

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP

NOW I CANT UNSEE IT

[arctic talon]

But yeah this is

Really bad

💀

[celest dome]

"American" Dictatorship

[celest cedar]

OMG

[arctic talon]

Why didn’t Russia do this with Zelensky

Are they stupid

[surreal nest]

and he is only half as evil too

[celest cedar]

like he's a fuckin dictator

[arctic talon]

Less kid touching, more human rights violations

[celest dome]

In fairness, they tried

[arctic talon]

Yes

[celest cedar]

but also, kidnapping a foreign country's citizen; sanctioned by the US president himself sets a really bad precedent 💀

[arctic talon]

Anyways this is awful

[arctic talon]

And I feel bad for the people of Venezuela

Because whatever happens next is likely not going to be pretty

[celest dome]

Absolutely, even just for the food, medicaments, and other necessities it will be causing quite some death

[celest cedar]

fuck we're back in the ww3 panic of

was it jan 2025

[jade holly]

Idk

I’ve lost track

Best to not stress over what you can’t control I say

[surreal nest]

theres no ww3 panic

[celest cedar]

Im living in a southeast asian country that is as far disconnected from potential wars as possible (still a shithole tho)

[arctic talon]

^

There’s no WW3 panic because Russia knew

China didn’t

💀

So some politicians got caught in the crossfire

They’re alive but

It was extremely obvious Russia knew

About this ahead of time

They literally were pulling out politicians

[jade holly]

If WW3 even happens I have no fucking clue who’s even gonna be on what side

that’s how out of the loop I am

[celest dome]

Maybe Taiwan/West China war this year too 💀

[arctic talon]

It’s going to be nuclear Armageddon

[arctic talon]

Xi gave his yearly speech

[surreal nest]

i really dont think we will ever see large scale conflict ever again it will just be political assassinations or mass bombings

[arctic talon]

He’s going to do it again during Chinese new year

lol

[jade holly]

West Taiwan

[celest cedar]

china, russia, iran vs US and the west

[surreal nest]

turns out war does change!

[arctic talon]

China hates Russia and Iran

Sorta

[celest cedar]

India's probably the wild card

[arctic talon]

China and Russia are not friends

[celest cedar]

you know damn well saudi arabia is on the US side

[arctic talon]

Like their media tries to portray them as

[jade holly]

Didn’t they also just get a Six Flags?

[arctic talon]

Saudi Arabia and Quatar are team USA tangentially

Probably

[jade holly]

Six Flags Qiddya or something like that

Has the new world’s tallest, fastest, and longest roller coaster

[arctic talon]

They have more economic reasons

[surreal nest]

WOOHOOO MR BEAST AMUSEMENT PARK

[arctic talon]

For siding with the US then ideological ones

[jade holly]

Saudi Arabia is also trying to expand their exports via acquiring EA

Trying to expand from just oil being the main thing I think

[arctic talon]

Saudi Arabia’s government esports team can’t compete in Riot esports

Bcs riot bans any team with direct government funding

From participating

Team Falcons can’t participate in valorant or league of legends stuff

[celest cedar]

based..

[arctic talon]

They’re in DOTA2 and CSGO

Their teams are pretty good by virtue of the infinite paycheck hack

[jade holly]

I still think this is my favorite Skorpekh

Can’t wait for WW3 where the gov’t forces us to pilot robot bodies and plant our minds inside them

[arctic talon]

lol

[surreal nest]

i was thinking about T1 but I think they arent directly financially supported

[arctic talon]

They’re not

T1 isn’t financially supported by the Korean government

[jade holly]

Are Olympic teams gov’t funded?

[arctic talon]

They’re financially supported by a telecom company

💀

[surreal nest]

them korean fellas and their leagues of legends

[arctic talon]

SKT T1

South Korean telecom team 1

[jade holly]

How many has Faker won now btw?

[arctic talon]

6

[jade holly]

“Won now” is a palindrome

[arctic talon]

Since he’s career has begun

He has never not gotten into worlds finals

💀

Prolly the most dominant esports player of all time

Within their own game

[jade holly]

Have you seen the clip of his perspective during on finals? Bro’s spamming all over the map for vision

[celest dome]

The thing with a possible WW3, is that it might go more like WW1 than WW2.
Basically having the greater power start to face each others due to their allies being attacked (USA->Taiwan, Korea...)
The biggest wonder I would have is how Europe would enter the conflict, as they probably would

[jade holly]

If you miss a cannon, he will know

[opaque coyote]

Amogus

[arctic talon]

Imo if another big war starts

[celest cedar]

I mean knowing how SK gov works its prolly a front company for one of the big companies that basically control SK 💀

[arctic talon]

It’ll be a lot of proxy wars

[arctic talon]

They’re not the biggest telecom company

Is the funny thing

[jade holly]

Proxy wars and small strikes

[arctic talon]

Korean telecom is bigger

[hollow lantern]

And the reason you have a 0/10 zed who will flame you

[jade holly]

Damn I wish Annihilation Legion got buffed

[jade holly]

Laughs in adc Urgott

[arctic talon]

Faker’s best champion isn’t even Zed lmao

It’s so funny that play happened on a champion he doesn’t play that much

[hollow lantern]

Ik but I do think it's who he's most associated with

[jade holly]

I remember back when I played League

[arctic talon]

Madnami’s america

https://x.com/funnysmartguy12/status/2007149867215532417?s=46&t=bpvC926CKkKsiDdaxKNWWw

chase (@funnysmartguy12)

first day of shurima law here in new york city they just strapped me into a chair and forced me to learn azir

X · Jan 2, 2026, 5:59 PM

[jade holly]

My mains were Braum, Nautilus, Thresh, Blitzcrank, and Swain

[arctic talon]

Fakers most associated champ among league players is Ryze or Orianna tbh

Also Galio now

[jade holly]

Mamdani forcing me to learn the Azir ult slingshot tech

[arctic talon]

Truth nuke

All citizens of New York must know the secret azir tech

[jade holly]

I always wanted to play Azir

He seemed fun

[celest cedar]

all New Yorkers must know learn the arabic numerals..

[jade holly]

Wait

[arctic talon]

Azir too many brain cells for me

[jade holly]

Doesn’t his lore practically mirror Silent King?

Somewhat

[arctic talon]

Not really

bro was just a child emperor who wanted to reform Shurima

his best friend was a slave

said to his best friend "don't worry I'll free all the slaves"

does not free the slaves until he is about to be ascended

his best friend is for obvious reasons

extremely angry and bitter about this and shoves Azir out of the way during the Ascension ritual

[jade holly]

Tbf, he was gonna keep his word lol. He just needed to communicate better

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

but thats the problem miscomunication

and its not like the Shuriman Empire™ wasn't imperialistic conquering assholes either

[jade holly]

Not to mention he also nuked a city for the sin of his best friend being born there

[arctic talon]

Xerath is a piece of shit

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

lol

but Azir isn't a saint either

[jade holly]

Far from one

The only nice Shuriman tmk is Nasus and even then

lmao

[arctic talon]

for all we know Azir could have been the

"Shuriman emperor that freed all slaves and then took over most of the continent that wasn't taken over by his predecessors"

lol

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[arctic talon]

This 1000 year old shuriman ascended still does his Imperialism the old fashioned way

[celest cedar]

you canonically cant have both

Im deadass around the Dispatch community

[jade holly]

Nah nah Shroud calls you out specifically

[celest cedar]

this is exactly how people be about the two romances 💀

[jade holly]

I like Invisigal because I’m conditioned to be scared of someone honest like Blonde Blazer

Feels like there’s a trick waiting

[celest cedar]

thats rough man

[opaque coyote]

"Ah I think I'm forgetting something important."

"Well if you forgot about it. Then it isn't important."

[arctic talon]

well

he was going to

he just wanted to do it then LOL

for "ceremony"

💀

ignoring all the slaves suffering and dyhing

yknow

[opaque coyote]

Makes some sense politically but also

Dick move

[arctic talon]

Xerath and Azir's idea of "freeing all the slaves" had a completely different sense of urgency

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

Bcs the only slaves Azir saw

were the palace ones

[jade holly]

If I had to guess it’d prob be cause other Shuriman nobles would rebel, being ascended would basically give him both the divine power, regal authority and actual physical power to do it with little rebellion

[arctic talon]

aka the ones treated well(by slave standards)

generally

💀

Azir did not see

Shuriman slave who has to carve out giant aquaducts

[opaque coyote]

Like I said. Politically it makes sense. Combined with his awareness.

But still a dick move.

[languid meadow]

I do think it was a mix of the two yeah

but he's still you know

[jade holly]

If only he communicated better

[languid meadow]

an imperialist emperor

[arctic talon]

because this shit was built on the back of slaves lol

[opaque coyote]

But hey, still better than a certain Emperor we all know

cough

[languid meadow]

I mean

Big E literally gave slaves back for compliance

LMFAO

[jade holly]

Calus

[languid meadow]

and the imperium had their own

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/calus-destiny-2-lightfall-calus-bathtime-gif-9681269800768832633

[arctic talon]

Thank you Calus

[opaque coyote]

"Hurrah, you freed us from our oppressive regime."

"Nah just new management. Expect your lives to barely change."

[languid meadow]

actually unironically

calus is a better emperor

real shit

[arctic talon]

Now the average Shuriman has to deal with 2 imperialistic empires

[languid meadow]

he freed teh psions

[arctic talon]

lol

Alright pick one

[jade holly]

He sent assassins to his daughter every birthday lmao

[arctic talon]

noxus

or

shurima

[jade holly]

Noxus

[arctic talon]

both are imperialistc douchebags

[jade holly]

They got the funny bird guy

[arctic talon]

both will absolutely use violence to conquer you if you say no

which way shuriman port city

[jade holly]

Noxus gives me a chance to have strength of my own and rise up from what I once was

[languid meadow]

you win some you lose some

[arctic talon]

tbf Azir's reformed Shurima is pretty merocratic

[languid meadow]

but compared to the governments before he was a saint

[arctic talon]

the issue is

when the average Shuriman hears Shuriman Empire

they think about the Sun Disk exploding

and a bunch of people dying

and a bunch of people being slaves

💀

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/아지르-아지르궁-azir-lol-league-of-legends-gif-17712592

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also this is unrelated to anything but

https://youtube.com/shorts/r7zWDXLstrE?si=0q0YauP1fpgT0fAg

[jade holly]

Genshin

[languid meadow]

Calus was deposed for multiple reasons but one of them was for trying to move the empire away from conquering and into like other shit which you know does fly well for a bunch of nobels who make their livings off of killing

[opaque coyote]

The Dodoco (yes that's what this animal is called) in the middle basically is a

War criminal

[arctic talon]

what are these creatures

[opaque coyote]

Which I find funny

[arctic talon]

wdym war criminal

???

[arctic talon]

yeah Calus as far as despotic authoritarian rulers go was pretty good lol

[opaque coyote]

Gold basically ruined like half of Teyvat.

She basically created abominations that Fabius Bile would be jealous of

[jade holly]

Calus was mostly hedonistic and lazy later on

[opaque coyote]

And then dumped them into Teyvat when she got bored of them

Or were unsuccessful

[jade holly]

Until he was forced to get off his ass

[celest dome]

It look like those critters that make the Sailor Moon and stuf, which also are war criminals

[opaque coyote]

Including

• Skeletal wolf-like creatures that constantly kill people

[arctic talon]

incredible

[jade holly]

I still can’t believe Calus has in lore canonical fanfic material

[arctic talon]

I do think its an intresting bit of lore

that Shurima wasn't always a shitty fucking desert

[opaque coyote]

• Two dragons that also killed people

[arctic talon]

and the rune wars + the sun disk exploding

is what caused most of it to end up as a desert

[languid meadow]

about US

[opaque coyote]

• A giant abomination that also killed people

[arctic talon]

that shit went crazy lol

[opaque coyote]

• A giant flower that killed people

[jade holly]

Like how we kill Osiris in the Infinite Garden with a paradox or something

[opaque coyote]

• Albedo, who is an artificial human, pretty chill. Doesn't actually kill people

[languid meadow]

"the guardian then killed everyone"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[opaque coyote]

That's basically it

Also most of her creations are explicitly unfinished

And were in constant pain before they were eventually killed

Except Albedo

[arctic talon]

skill issue

stop being in constant pain

[opaque coyote]

One of the dragons basically had pyrovision

[celest cedar]

about the drdisrespect comparison

[opaque coyote]

Like destruction was beauty and beauty was destruction

However, said dragon eventually realized that he was fucking things up

[jade holly]

Orks: makes squigs

Also Orks: makes rockets

That one Mek:

[opaque coyote]

So then it killed itself

It was also like as a big as a titan in length

Also they can't truly die

And so said dragon used it's blood and flesh to create these adorable creatures

https://tenor.com/view/melusine-genshin-genshin-impact-impact-fontaine-gif-6249553802417323221

Based on sea slugs

[arctic talon]

@jade holly what do you think Xerath tastes like

[opaque coyote]

Ngl

I feel like

Blue raspberry

[jade holly]

The McDonald’s Sprite

[arctic talon]

I was thinking he'd taste like

really sour

[jade holly]

Wait

[arctic talon]

aside from the part where his body is pure arcane energy

lol

[jade holly]

He’s just a rubric marine

[languid meadow]

you know those really old warhead drinks

[arctic talon]

I mean replace the dust with pure energy and yeah

[languid meadow]

He'd taste like this

[opaque coyote]

Also the funniest part about the middle Dodoco is that.

They are basically an expert at dodging the consequences of their actions.

The entire lore of Gold is that they fucked up the entire world and then got away with it.

Literally ran away from the ramifications of their actions

And successfully did so

She literally was a sinner btw

Like classified as one of the worst criminals against Celestia

But got into Celestia after eating one of their main God's heart.

[jade holly]

Kirby lore be like

[vagrant fox]

Calus did nothing wrong ever 💯 💯

[opaque coyote]

And finally

They're not actually Dodoco's. They actually are humans. They just use Dodocos as like the equivalent of proxies

And also Dodoco's don't really exist. They were made up by Alice.

[jade holly]

The garden is a square and the square is a box and the box isn’t real ahh statement

[opaque coyote]

They literally aren't real. It's basically the equivalent of somebody making an injoke and then sticking to the bit for centuries

Here's how Gold actually looks.

Anime woman because Gacha

[arctic talon]

gacha moment

[opaque coyote]

But yeah she basically is the worst war criminal ever

And it's low-key actually funny considering that she

GOT AWAY WITH IT FULLY

Y'know how Nazi Scientists got recruited by the US government?

That's basically what happened to her

She literally got zero consequences

Besides the God of Life pleading for her to stop making abominations

Inside of her head

Because she's permanently trapped there due to Gold eating her heart

[arctic talon]

least horrifying death to magic in League of Legends lore

[opaque coyote]

Genshin Lore is fucking funny

There is like two cases of ritualistic Child Sacrifice in the same region

Inazuma which is basically Japan

HSR is even worse. Due to the fact that the entire chunk of the universe there is quite fucked

It's owned by a Mega Corporation for fucks sake

[arctic talon]

skill issue

simply destroy the mega corporation

[opaque coyote]

Also imagine if Khorne, Slaanesh, etc. were casually switching between real space and the warp.

That's basically the Aeons

Also the universe was destroyed

And then remade

Implied to have done so several times

With the main goal simply being to delay it as far as possible

Since destroying and remaking the universe is kinda a natural process

Again, Hoyoverse goes hard with the lore

[opaque coyote]

Also said Mega Corporation ignores slavery

One of the main executives was basically a slave

[arctic talon]

I mean thats normal

lol

[opaque coyote]

And he is constantly suicidal.

[arctic talon]

slaves = more profit

[opaque coyote]

He is also a gambler

So he gambles everything

Including his life

And he always wins his bets in spite of him wanting to lose

This is due to him having a blessing of luck by an Aeon

... apparently that didn't save him from being enslaved, tortured, and possibly used as a sex slave

But hey at least he wins the slot machines

And every attempt he makes at trying to die always fails

Because

A) he can't just do it. He has a pathological need to gamble with it

B) Due to him having a blessing of luck by an Aeon. He will always survive

Despite his best attempts not to

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah, and finally, the funniest part is that a strategy in a side gamemode called currency wars (basically a rogue-like gamemode) is to essentially use an enhancement to uhhh

constantly traffick adventurine

basically having him appear and be sold constantly

of course, the name for this strat is called "human trafficking"

[arctic talon]

incredible

[opaque coyote]

or "avgin trafficking" (avgin is aventurine's fictional ethnicity)

overall HSR is great

wish it didn't have a powercreep problem rn

😭

wouldn't suggest playing it for obvious reasons

[rose thorn]

Hey what does the imperium call slavery again

[tough haven]

slavery

[daring creek]

Holy servitude

@crystal forum what do you think the pluribus end goal is

||like what are THEY trying to achieve?||

[dapper gyro]

Citizens of the imperium..............

[rose thorn]

That’s it thank you

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[hallow saddle]

my sister got me a nurgle warhammer candle for christmas

just lit it up in my room

[arctic talon]

what does it smell like

lol

[hallow saddle]

its actually quite nice haha

i dont know what it smells like

smells like a scented candle

ill let it burn and see if i can tell

ill have to ask her if she chose it based on smell or if its a random one or what

cause its appropriate but she deffo doesnt know what nurgle is haha

[dapper gyro]

Maybe because it was on discount?

[raven stone]

Hoyo is all bright anime visuals but once you dig into the deep lore, you find out the settings are actually quite…fucked, in a sense.
Not in a 40k sense, but in a “this shit is actually messed up” sense

[vital ginkgo]

Are orks ever nice to humans or any species?

Do they take pity on anything?

[outer wave]

No not really

[outer wave]

Considering how orks generally are, yeah no they're rather unpleasant to be around to say the least

[vital ginkgo]

Listen

[jade holly]

Even the most pathetic of the Orks, the Grots, are absolutely horrible to whatever they manage to find that’s even weaker and more pathetic than them

[outer wave]

^

They will kill families of civvies because they think the screaming sounds funny

[jade holly]

The only one I could see not bothering with weak people who can’t put up a fight is Ghazghkull simply because he has more important things to do

even then he’d prob kill you cause the sound you make when you die is funny

[outer wave]

They also dont understand the concept of a family or the concept of human physical pain, so they're used in terms of entertainment

Also kept as slaves or in farms depending on how advanced the WAAAGH is

[tough haven]

Yes but only in a way where they beat you to death

[storm jungle]

Said pity also doesnt come from beating you to death

it comes from the fact that they think the brawl sucked

[arctic talon]

Orks are inherently cruel lol

They are literally designed as a self sustaining weapon

And designed to cause terror as well

[outer wave]

"O-oi, lad... dat... zoggin' sucked. Dat zoggin' sucked, why didja e'en try foightin'? Why... 😔"

[crystal forum]

||i think it would be funny if there's no real end goal at all. like the virus is just spreading through the galaxy with no purpose other than to infect more planets, something which follows the nature of how viruses operate in real life||

[opaque coyote]

Basically it's the equivalent of expecting something awesome

You prepare days for it

...

And then it turns out it's boring as shit

But you already drove two hours to there

You might as well stay around...

But this isn't worth the time or the teeth you spent

[outer wave]

Its not even rage that this boy feels or frustration; its just pure depression

[opaque coyote]

It's definitely a mixture of frustration and boredom

Cause depression only happens if you got a murder crush like Ghaz

Or if someone stole the last squig grog and it's the warboss

And you can't KRUMP him as a result

Because you still need to bulk up

It's closer to going to a wrestling match that you're hyped about.

Only for it to rain in the middle of it.

Also the main fight is cancelled

[outer wave]

We've all established this already; what Ghaz has for Yarrick is SOLELY and ONLY platonic love

[opaque coyote]

Pfft yeah sure

Fighting is basically how they reproduce after all.

So it definitely ain't only platonic

[outer wave]

Does that mean orks are constantly in heat and are look for a mate?

[opaque coyote]

Yes and no.

More just spreading their spores around unconsciously

But they do look for any method to do that

Including infighting

But that doesn't mean they don't WANT a good fight

They definitely do

[outer wave]

Never said they didn't

[opaque coyote]

In summary

[glass drum]

Need myself a Mek boi tech support

[winged silo]

How realistic would it be for a 40K character I'm making to have a Necron limb/Necron inspired limb attached to himself kinda like what Commissar Yarrick had with his power klaw? He's a sanctioned Psyker sharpshooter by the way.

[tough haven]

Sounds mary-sue ish

[winged silo]

Normal arm it is then.

I'll just have to fancy it up.

I just don't want him to be boring

[outer wave]

Yeah necrodermis is definitely not a material you can simply strap onto any person I feel

I dont think its infectious but I dont think it'll work like you'd want it to

[winged silo]

Fair enough. It doesn't seem like something you'd willingly want to put on yourself unless you're a Xenarite (heresy)

[jade holly]

Speaking of Necrons

Got a new Overlord/destroyer character idea

Fused a Canoptek Spyder body to himself and now calls himself the Spyder King

[winged silo]

Interesting.

I do kinda wanna give my character a plasma sniper rifle, don't know if they exist but it sounds awesome.

On the fence on if I want to give him a Headhunter Autogun, Long-Las, or a plasma sniper rifle.

[tough haven]

I think long las are underrated

[arctic talon]

Necrodermis will literally eat your flesh so don't 💀

but having an augmetnic that looks very skeletal works

[arctic talon]

not a thing unless you're part of the Tau Empire

the Imperium doesn't really employ plasma in roles like that

[jade holly]

Nah, I’m gonna be 40k’s version of Asher Mir

[arctic talon]

lol

[jade holly]

I’m gonna drink the glowing green stuff in Necrons

[winged jacinth]

makes you string

[arctic talon]

that is plasma

do not

[winged jacinth]

makes you strong

makes you string too

[jade holly]

Plasma is good for the body

[winged jacinth]

my blood is already full of plasma

[outer wave]

How does necrodermis interact with mechanical objects from another faction, like Imperium or Tau tech?

[arctic talon]

eats it

[jade holly]

Probably overtakes it if I had to guess

[winged jacinth]

iirc its nothing so elegant

[daring creek]

Orks ever Kill their boss cuz they thought they were shit

Also my dumbass couldve unlocked dreadnoughts earlier

Ack

That would've made the mission take so much less time 💀

[winged jacinth]

necrodermis metal is basically grey goo

its nanobots

[jade holly]

I do want a story of a character slowly being eaten alive by Necrodermis

[winged jacinth]

Nanoscarab Plague - An affliction which devastated the Kroot on the planet Caroch when attempting to feast upon the living metal of invading Sautekh Necrons in 976.M41, an event that would be known as the "Feast of Steel." what dipshit kroot

"hey shaper can i eat this evil rebar"

[jade holly]

Ay yo this bug made of metal

Shit man, eat it

What’s the worst that could happen?

[winged jacinth]

the metal is made of the bugs

[sour hornet]

Are melta pistols a common thing?