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They didnt even know of doomsday until the final weeks
Biel tan
They were just apart from the greater society
Justified
1 craftworld among thousands doesnt dissuade the argument
Not that it's really difficult
Yeah but its funny that they're just there
Killing fascists is morally understandable.
Biel Tan are like space exodites a little mental
yeah but the imperium still holds the high score for the fascism Grand Prix
Also biel tan kills everyone
Actually everything biel tan does is 100% justified
TRUE
Because they're either killing facists or orks and nids
And occasionally capitalists
Hey, they kill T'au and Crons too
CRAFTWORLDERS are OFTEN moral than the IMPERIUM, MAYBE? I'll grant you that. In the same way that like, Fascist italy is MARGINALLY more moral than nazi germany, but like, the imperium is not a regular human society. Many human societies in 40k have functioned before the imperium and not been insane fascists
Crons arent fascist, we are a series of absolute monarchies!
Not maybe. Definitely.
Also the Imperium not being a "regular human society" has nothing to do with anything. GW has said the Imperium is evil and everything they do is evil.
We can absolutely and should apply our modern view of morality to them.
I never disputed that they were evil what

Even Nazi Germany is less fascist than the Imperium ๐
We can apply it imo, but there is no use in expecting them to follow it, more a metric to see how fucked up everyone is
You said that eldar are inherently more moral than humans
They are, I also said they are still evil.
Yes
The Imperium imo is literally somehow worse than Nazifascism due to scale
Im only doing this morality comparison because you brought it up first lol
Do we have different definitions of inherently
....

I swear to god
what is this argument
Just another one for the pop then
Purely due to Humanity using Servitors, causing untold death of human, killing for the sake of killing...
No. YOU said that craftworlds only work because they arent humans
....Yes?
What?
The servitors were a kind of crashout against AI iirc
Thats not even related to what we are saying right now
This is highly entertaining but its also 5 am
Like the Butlerian Jihad in dune
Cool motive, still fascist
man fuck this I'm reading warmachine
You can stop talking at any time
Lol good luck

I dont want to, if you do then stop
I don't think its fascist, inefficient evil is more of just pure unideological evil imo
Evil nefarious privateer press game
Im good
again, simmer down with the weird arguments
you're being weird
Fascism is inefficient af
Anyways so how about them nascars
Economically speaking
I like the blue car (ik nothing)
But servitors are just kind of stupid imo
Yes peak
The only interesting Nascar thing is the fact that it started as Moonshiners
Hey I like the settings and the warjack looks cool especially since it has my favorite aesthetic of metal on me and it looks like an monster
man I wish cars were real
Also of course the warjacks
Damn those look peak
fucking hate the cars here.
Privateer press is annoying to deal with for secondhand
They get you from Point A to B
they arent all that bad
Which means warmachine is evil and needs to die
I like the Metro
The tragic life of being Turkish forced to walk and ride trains everywhere
Its cheaper than gas here
They make noise
theyre the leading cause of death in the united states
were too centered around them
I walk everywhere because I don't wanna buy a car and insurance
there are borderline blind, and sociopathic twats on the road
Omg this is universal
Not just the us literally everywhere
Everywhere has bad drivers
my other favorite is like a character that has been in the game for a while but they actually progressed the age of the character it's Magnus the unstoppable and his special warjack Invictus
I know a few even
Damn this looks like some good potential militia kitbash for 30k
Esp the 1st one, both very peak tho
I'll be sure to get the Windex so I can clean you off my windows
Not long ago my mother actually got hit by a car SHES COMPLETELY FINE just fell down and the guy helped her back up
Genuinely are you ragebaiting me
Okay, this is how I viewed your arguments, you can tell me if I misunderstood something;
"craftworlds only work because they arent humans and thus do not murder and steal"
This is why I brought up that dark eldar murder and steal and many human societies have been much more moral than the imperium, the imperium isnt representative of any inherent condition to humanity even in 40k, this is proven by things like the interrex, diasporex, gue'vesa, etc, and the craftworlds arent wholly representative of an inherent condition to eldar either, because most m41 eldar are dark eldar.
Nice fellow at least, there is a lot of hit and run fuckers these days
Warjacks are cool, they have moved all the way from more detailed schematics and specific stuff like that but it's detailed enough and previous generations you can kind of hazard a guess around their height and stuff my favorite is Khador

Now, if I misunderstood what you were saying, that's on me, sure. Okay. You can be smug abt that to me and post that staregryn if you wish
I thought you wanted to move on
I should look into these warjack shenanigans
She said SHE wanted to move on
Cool mechs are never bad
I said I wanted to keep going, I also said if she wanted to stop talking she was free to
"Let's stop talking"
"Sure"
"Great"
text wall
Like dreadnoughts :3
This tbh.
I never ever said this
You really need to just let it go
I specifically said I wanted to continue talking
its toy soldier lore
Nobody wants to tho
everyone has moved on lmao
Do you know what a conversation is
Yes. Everyone has moved on.
Ts fr
Okay whatever, jesus
The dying guy increases the coolness tenfold
What flag even is that
You think the Greeks are gonna have to sell there flag to the LGBT to pay off there debts
INDEED MY FRIEND INDEED
Greece
Greece
Greek
DEAD MAN COFFIN MECH SUPREMACY
I was just trying to continue the conversation that I specifically said I wasnt done with but okay
The Fatherland of Democratic Gays or smth
is there a warning though the current edition is far more advance it is completely different from MK1 2 and three MK4 is like the future so things are much more advanced and different and characters are like way more older
Also going back khador can't really produce Warjack Cortexes as much as the other factions so they don't have small warjacks for light Warjacks they put people in steam powered armor, Man-O-War, this one is a suppressor
I'm too freedom rotted to know their flag
PRAISE BE!
Blame our shitass education system
You just didn't pay attention in geography
They didn't fucking teach that
Mine did
Damn, seems like just one would take the same effort as a knight now that i really think about it
You think they taught geography?
Cyprus flag this guy
i'm just in it for the lore so you will probably have to learn by other people
Its a two in one
but i'm not gonna stop you if you do because hey i can't
I think ill do it that away
dude peoples education that ended after highschool are flatout illiterate.
No they arnt college is a scam
I lack the dedication for big projects sometimes
I mean you can educate yourself
idk
read a book
But i need the stupid paper for jobs
read an article, anything, expand your knowledge
Depends on which college ans which subject TBH.
But Student Loans are the real trap here.
loans should be a fat deal breaker
I wish someone would hire me to spout Sumer/High Medieval China facts
Missus shut up. I read books, I read plenty of books
So has there been any update on the lion, like, at all?
Somewhere in the Nihilus, fighting off everything
Not yet sadly, attention swinging back to Titus and Huron, the two biggest 40k lineups I think.
I didnt think so :(
Well. In terms of characters.
I dont understand why they "brought him back" if theyre not doing anything with him
Huron is peak anywayz
Sell primarch mini
Top dollar
:(
TBF I think GW is going to alternate between the two halves of the Imperium per release cycle(s) now
So after Titus and Huron, we go back to Lion
I hate that such an interesting universe is tied to such a shallow idiotic company
Ngl even i'd buy him if i had the skill to kitbash him into dornian lorgar
And whoever is stuck on the Dark Side of the Imperium
*and greedy
As in nihilus
GW want money, shareholders and all
to show you time skips for example one of my favorite warjacks behemoth looks like that by MK3 he got beaten up pretty bad but the motherland needed a weapon so they rebuilt him and now he's a tread player from armored core
@late verge Ye that
Holy crud
They dont look very similar...
Warjack more like wojack ahagh
Mans on wheels now
Yeah thats what sucks
Hey it helps him balance with his twin bombards and exploding fists
Rust spell
Sounds like a deal if ya put it that way ngl
Its like how fffucking michael mouse is tied intrinsically to disney
yeah his fists have directional blast charges and explode each time he punches something obliterating the thing also those two shoulder mounted bombards like I told you
Like a Tyrant Siege Terminator with (exploding) Helbrute fists
Ts peak
Talking of which
They learned nothing
From that one time it actually rolled over the Indiana Jones actor on stage
Well yeah like other things are also there like the necromancers and their warjacks are powered by a unique mineral but one of them was powered by souls Deathjack this is what he looks like by MK4
Holy guacamole
Reminds one of like warpstone tech
NGL, it looks like it would have just bounced off the railing harmlessly if he didn't get in the way
Cool design too
yeah it's great
Ultimately, the risk to audience was there, but yea, it does look that way
Would be more alarming if staff didn't react TBH
Oh its just a big ass bouncy ball
Yeah that fall ain't look good
Weird they didn't have a fail safe or anything like that
Okay yk what, I've given it some thought and I'm sorry, I should've just stopped and not continued
"But aren't you continuing the conversation with this message"
Yes but also idc because I gave it some thought and realised I was acting immaturely and want to acknowledge that and say sorry for posterity
Water under the bridge man dont worry about it, no need to apologize either 
I could murder for baileys
I loves big lebowski
That's a white russian innit
I want rum
How I feel rn
galangoog
Yeah back to work wagie
enjoy ur unemployment while u still can
If we combine we could make a whole new ciaphas cain
Jer galum jer

my head is injured
Aglaaaaaaa
Ow
Being in the 40k community sucks because sometimes I accidentally say a chud thing via cultural osmosis
I hate aliens
See?
all the trending politicians say this nowadays, they must really like 40k!
Haha, yeah...
Why does the impewium hate aliens this guy's chill af
same, I prefer predator
I feel like vortigaunts would be stoners
You act as though two really good movies can not coexist

(I do not say goats out of respect for the african american community) ||(/j)||
I had to take the shot for the joke
Its okay I also shot myself
I blame the bad dragon foregrip
Since the 40K stuff was leaked by China was the AOS stuff leaked too?
Same
Trying my best to not be the same.
me when I realise I'm AWESOME and also INTELLIGENT
I notice a large debate about the morality of the Imperium, time to revie it for my word on it
If the Imperium kills a Xeno, is the Imperium evil?
The Xeno is evil for being weak.
They are both evil for being alive.
The Imperium is evil. Victim shifting doesnt really change anything.
They regularly also exterminate their own populace as much if not more than aliens lol
also being "weak" doesnt equate to being evil, what the hell kind of logic is that.

Thr hell does "weak = evil" mean exactly?
Its kind of like the logic IRL empires follow too
"They deserved to be invaded/conquered because they were weak"
aka, you know, kinda fucked
If the admech kidnaps people(not even criminals just wrong place wrong time), and turns them into cyborg slaves. Are they evil, Yes or no?
The criminal is evil for being weak. They are both evil for being alive.
Oh
||Logic of a man quoting a meme||
For comedic value, you see
Aw hell no ๐ฉ
NUKE THE WHOLE GENERATION
Thank you for being bait
I'm 48
Genuinely preferable
Trust
Never take anything I say seriously unless I am being correct
Right
Generally its your brain that handles that
So the imperium is good. All is well
the trick is to pretend until you actually sleep
For over 50 minutes
sometimes 6 hours
Im legit considering getta bacon egg n cheese and rawdawging the rest of the day
Monster energy....guide me.....
Ok I've caught up with the Fallout television programmes, it's fine
What else do the cool kids watch these days
Come your 30s your body will just crash back into sleep and then you have a fucked biological sleep clock
A good concussion will put you back to sleep.
I agree with this. Time to make you evil.
I hate when people use animals to discuss actions as evil. Most animals don't have the capacity for evil
They also don't have the capacity for good either
Except dolphins those mfers are evil
Are people part of the animal kingdom?
Yes
Humans are technically animals arent they lol
Mamals yes
We are indeed in kingdom animalia
Na we've got eggs though, so we're Avian not mammals
Hmmm
We have nipples
That is actually the primary type trait lol
Speak for yourself
I think the more intelligent animals have morality to a lesser degree that we do
Oh yeah this LMFAO
Parrots were introduced the concept of currency and instantly started sharing their wealth around
Monkeys meanwhile
๐ญ
Monkeys hoed themselves out
I think I saw another experiment with two pigeons
Also on morality
As expected of mankind's forgotten friend, they passed
why did vulkan even feel bad about murdering an eldar child if he thinks all eldar should die anyways
I dont get it
did he though
It feels like people trying to scrub him clean when he was never meant to be
Well yeah? He served the imperium
as in did he feel bad
That is the lore afaik
Yeah the passage says he legit felt bad
but i get what Jerk means
its a VERY goofy scene
I just think its a weird writing decision
It is lmao
like
a genocidal pyromaniac feels bad burning a child?
did you fucking miss what your mission was

Like i think they couldve said something interesting about how indoctrination and dehumanisation can make people who in other circumstances behave in noble ways throw away that compassion when its towards those they've been taught are "the other"
He got butthurt his lackey died so he burnt a child and felt a little bad about it later
yeah but that would be unfriendly toy marketing
most reasonable take of the whole thing I guarantee you
Its grimdark, thats the appeal
Go one way or go all the way
thats kinda the thing
its the say as how we
Not disagreeing just
NEVER
EVER
See Salamanders forced to do evil shit
like to give you an idea
it took GW fucking two decades to put a small thing in the Salamanders 9th edition codex supplement
I dont like their strategy here
which is that they got a company dedicated to burning rebellions/uprisings alive
but even then they add the detail that they do this "solemnly"
lmao
its why people have this massive infatuation that Sallies rae good guys that save planets and their entire population from evil aliens
(totally not dooming them back to a fate of imperial slavery)
or was it before that trilogy
Also that they even tolerate servitors even though afaik nocturne had none before the imperium tells you all you need to know
yes
Its not like, oh they see it as a necessary evil because its all they've known like pretty much everyone else as of m41, they eagerly, willingly invited the imperium's cruelty into their society and saw no issue
Idk I didnt word that very well tbh
Not much to word, its bad writing
No this i mean
I no word good
See us Necrons donโt have this problems
Weโre assholes because weโre better than you because we are robots
And youโre not

So sucks to suck
I mean, being Robot is not a good thing from the Necron's point of view
Well for Imotekh it is
And heโs got the funny gauntlet that makes fire
Based
||https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2049/status/2007113045810774152?s=20|| fallout S2 episode 3 spoilers
So I know super high level psykers just absolutely obliterate lower level pyskers if they wished too. Would a really strong blank like a culexus have any effect on a regular Joe Schmo blank?
Blanks don't affect each other because they don't have souls
Or since they are already soulless would it be nothing at all
It just creates a stacking negative effect on everybody else
Is it accurate to call the Silent King an anti villain?
LMFAO BRUH
They're abominations
This has yet to be proven, but we have nothing pointing to Blanks affecting each other
||Is that actor who I think it is??||
Anti Hero maybe
I mean
Nah heโs no hero
yet to be proven
" but we have nothing pointing to Blanks affecting each other"
Szarekh is without a doubt a villain
thats the same thing ๐ฉ
Xander? it's Kumali Nanjiani
For the Soullessness
I was sitting there like โThereโs no way they have THAT guy of all actors in that roleโ
but they did

๐ต
Depend on what PoV you're considering ๐คท
Sir, he betrayed his people to the Cโtan, is the reason theyโre damned soulless machines and left them in slumber as he exiled himself. Not to mention being the one to make lower class Necrontyr have limited to zero sentience lmao

Heโs a villain, but heโs a tragic, sympathetic villain
Less of a villain than the Emperor 
GW, please give me a book about a Necron lord taking over a human planet and beating the Tau at their own game before 2026 is over
Worse leader than the god emperor award (very rare and sought after)
those who trains...๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
#memes #anime #animehumor #funny #viral #umamusume #trend #trending #uma #animeedit
Everytime I see that picture of Tachyon in the thumbnail, I think of this tweet https://fixvx.com/Mrcheesepot/status/1946732961304662021
Yerrr
The sentence is death by firing squad
The shows are good tho
๐
watch some anime with actual style
nuke the WHOLE generation
Read Tomb world
They subvert a human world slowly through infiltration
Its a horse
They want to the horses dilara
๐
Why are you disliking me it's really a horses name
Horse
You ain't even giving it a chance ๐ญ
๐
Dilaras just against gambling
Terribly disrespectful to professional athletes to be gooning over them like that
like half the horses are dead now too
Which sentence?
Yes.
Damn
Also Ive only seen a part of the first season, but its decent. Im more looking forward to the Tachyon arc since that looks beautifully animated
way more then half lol
Cinderella Gray is really good
Truth nuke
I watched an episode of that; I really like the MC whose name eludes me atm
I feel like historically the Emperor being Alexander the Great is weird
Since a lot of what was built on Alexander's empire was his fathers work
Whoโs to say he wasnโt the father as well
40k is already alt history
Considering the Tower of Babel was built with enuncia
And invaded
lol
I find all of the old history stuff to be quite weird
I agree
Oguri Cap?
My GOAT
Is the first MC not Special Week
I had forgotten that I was making some raw Pear syrup in a cupboard, and since opening it, it has fermented into alcohol
Taste good though
Yea it is
It is, but Cinderella grey is disconnected from the main anime
Bcs itโs an adaptation of a manga
Ohhh
Thats a pretty understandable thing tbh
Abnett simply made it because it sounds cool in his head
Yeah
mfer prob knows jackshit about Alexander aside from general facts
Abnett just does that lol
When does my wife Biwa Hayahide become MC?
โMade big empire and uh diedโ
Good enough
^^^^^^^^
like
theres a reaosn GW has NEVER revealed what historical figures the Emperor could ever be, only passingly said its a possibility
Abnett made the only ever entry and it entirely proves why they were right lol
it just raises way too many dumb questions
Learn from history, doomed to repeat it ass
"I have been every cool guy and gall in Humanity's history, no don't look at the 1900
Probably never unfortunately
Twitter philosophers trying to use a dead Greek guy who was hated by everyone to explain why murdering minorities is okay:
What was the emperor doing between 1932 and 1945? 
to quote Siggy, "This guy's first idea after killing his uncle for murdering his father was ruling humanity though fascism. That should tell you all you need to know really."
Hanging out with his main guy Adolf before moving on to his second main guy Stalin
no joke Big E is the type of guy to say shit like Unit 731 or Mengele were "misunderstood geniuses that were held down by their loyalty to a flimsy thing as their nations"

Mister Sinister ass
Imagine the Emperor has the same narrative tool as the Minions in "Despicable Me"
Stuck in ice cave
"Why freeze peoples arms and smash them. Experiment on babies instead."
LOL
He is into eugenics heโs just not racist
Hey guys did you know if we dissect an American alive he dies just like the Chinese person we dissected alive?
-unit 731
also America hired these people for bioweapons btw
so our research says if you maim people they die
Crazy
"What happens if we inject industrial strength bleach into a baby?" It dies "Interesting" Takes notes
No they asked them for the data so theyโd get a pardon and realized it was all useless lol
Which is even fucking funnier
Nah they did
theres official documentation of it
some of them unfortunately knew what they were doing
the 90% of the unit tho was just useless psychopaths
Ngl I wonder what bio weapons the US and China have cooking up
Because they absolutely do lol
They just say they donโt
WE LOVE EXECUTING EVIL ASS SCIENTISTS WHO USE THE GREATER GOOD AS AN EXCUSE TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS
The emperor probably suggested project paperclip
LMFAO
They did hire and protect a bunch of Nazis though
Operation Paperclip is its own beast yeah
my favorite part is how as ever like with every american horrible experimentation nothing ever comes out of it
I love humanity
๐
Paperclip gave us the space race smh
The fact they did it even with Nazis that had no actual usefulness is the wildest part.
Space race led to Elon Musk rockets
Sounds about right
๐
Anyways hereโs one of goldships kids staring straight at a camera mid race
๐
Shut up
They found out if you give someone syphilis they develop syphilis
Like not even "Oh they're key scientists" they were saving SS Camp guards from the Soviets for some reason
Probably to interview them on how to properly concentrate people or some shit
That one horse game idk
Tbf the US was pretty good at that ๐
Japanese interment camp moments
And also the German ones in WW1 lol
Remember, "can always improve"
๐
But those were less people compared to the Japanese ones
๐
Yeeee
GW introducing the Emperor and The Silent King in the Warhammer cinematic universe 2091 colorized
Lenin meets Adolf Hitler in The Kingโs Man (4K Post Credit Scene)
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โ Watch The King's Man - The Beginning on Disney+
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The golshi gene lives on
god this fucking guy
This is certainly a scene, what in the world
Will genuinely never get over how they teased Hitler like he was an MCU villain
Itโs so fucking tasteless
Love how the cops won't even do anything if you blow his head off in front of them
It loops back around to being funny
I honestly wonder if they were like being genuine with it or were they trying to take the piss out of Marvel Villains reveals
Honestly who the fuck knows
Genuine imo
I literally canโt tell
more Kingsman movies were planned
Oh my god lol
So we would have got a movie with them doing a break dance battle vs Hitler
Oh also did yall know North Korea has their own internal version of DoorDash/amazon
If youโre rich
Got these guys primed with the base color finally. Wanted to start their zenith primes today but its raining AGAIN 
We would have gotten this in live action in color with even higher budget
fun fact carl marx was secretly the emperor
that is the main thing that communists do
to sharpen his mind, so he could do dumb things quicker
main objective: kill every other kind of socialist
secondary objective: set up a kinda mid authoritarian state capitalist society
i'm being way too mean to communists
idk my friend is a communist and he can be very stupid
You're not being mean enough actually
nah like in all fairness the kinda mid authoritarian state capitalist societies are often better than free market capitalism
like they made a vaccine for lung cancer in cuba
China is basically becoming free market capitalism at this rate lol
Dengism or something
I don't think removing/heavily monitoring and restricting the natural rights of people is something that should be overlooked, regardless of any beneficial innovations these societies may create
no absolutely not
i've just been throwing more rocks at socialists lately than at actual capitalists
Fair lol
and i'm not a communist so i figure i should ease off a bit
at least these people in principle want to improve society for everyone
I don't know that that's what they say, actually

Hey man at least China isn't harvesting organs
welll...
Ignore the date
Oh they 100 percent are
There's nothing worse than a leftist who insists on no solution that isn't idealistically perfect
Iโm giving the 10% because the source is shenyu mostly and I also hate them
๐
Jokes aside yeah itโs like 100% likely
hey i've been hearing more about organ harvesting lately than i usually do, what the fuck is going on?
Talking about China I assume
They are supposedly harvesting organs from Muslims they are genociding
Yuuup
Xinjiang Uhygers and Shenyu practitioners are the stated sources yeah
I've heard Falun Gong practicioners get theirs harvested but from biased sources
Whenever I hear organ harvesting I automatically think of the CCP
Either it's actual propaganda at work or it's true but either way it is funny
There is actual evidence thereโs something fucky going on
Alongside the fact Xinjiang does have interment camps
So like

Also they do harvest organs from death row inmates
well who doesn't these days
That part is confirmed
have internment camps i mean
Oh is Shenyu what they're called now
Taiwan/j
No thatโs the Falun Gong performance group
I just call them that bcs itโs shorter and Iโm lazy
valid
Shen Yun Performing Arts (Chinese: ็ฅ้ป่่กๅ; lit. 'divine rhythm arts troupe') is a nonprofit performing arts and entertainment company based in the United States that produces performances of dance and symphonic music. It is operated by the new religious movement Falun Gong, founded and led by Li Hongzhi. Shen Yun is composed of eight la...
Sorry Shen yun
Granted everything I hear about them makes them seem wacky but organ harvesting is a little too far
if it happens
Falun Gong are assholes
But if they are getting their organs harvested I feel bad for them
chinese people fucking love the word divine dont they
I mean
I think a London tribunal concluded it was happening but I don't know nothing for sure
You've lost your mandate from heaven
Itโs a cool word
doesn't mean the exact same as it does in english does it
there's still some culture stuff going on
i have a bee in my bonnet about how the west goes "close enough" with some words, especially with regards to religion
gross
christians
lmao
I mean they are a minority in Taiwan lmao
colonizer religion, got colonialism built in
"it's your moral duty to wipe out all other religions"
If we say don't prosecute people for there religion that does include Christians
hork
I think people can practice whatever they want, my own religous belifes are incomprehensible though lol
bcs the religon does not have an actual name
outside of Chinese
bcs its a weird syncretic thing
I get it
oh is it that thing that keeps fucking with sensus takers
What was that Japanese thing, born shinto, marry christian, die buddhist. There's just some syncretism things happening
the reason people say china is mostly atheist even though it aint
I took mandrin for a year I kinda understand it all
yes
ah here's the name translated from chinese
Chinese folk beliefs
yeah
Man it's almost like it is a country
but China + Taiwan's religous census is always fucked up
bcs of it
"yeah I don't belive in a religon"
Goes to a temple before an exam to pray and asks the God of Exams if they're going to do well
nah it's like, sensus takers ask if folks are religious, and they go "no of course not, i'm not a priest" or whatever
I've seen it happen in Denmark, nothing strange imho
The answers always no
I love it when my divination wedges tell me "try again"
Tbf wouldn't it be in the same area as like
Luck or other superstitions?
Like opening an umbrella inside would give you bad luck
Its ritual
it occupies the same cultural space as what we define as religion, even though the way we define religion is kinda dogshit vague
inform me of my good fortune
Wouldn't that count more as cultural?
Yeah also the fact that religion definitions in general is
Weird
Like I say "Oh God please" or something similar to that nature
But that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm religious
i managed to get god out of my vocabulary, very pleased with it
I don't really care
literally took me years to get rid of "oh god" and "jesus christ"
Idk I literally burn incense regularly lol
i just don't want it in my fucking mouth
I am def religous even if I don't know what the fuck my religon really is
lol
ty parents for teaching me culture, I guess lmao
I do have a habit of saying ''oh devil'' in Faroese when something mildly inconvenient happens
God shoving himself inside your mouth huh

my clusterfuck of folk religon, taoism and Buddhism
yeah the only things allowed past these lips is food and dick
Jk
and god hasn't got either
I mean if we believe the Christian belief that humanity was modeled after God.
He might have one
Either that or it's a she
I mean Jesus is a food, you can get god past your lips
you have to exist to have a dick
Counter point
Mythology
Zeus has a dick and he uses it a lot
yeah but that's stories it's not real
(arguably zeus' dick uses him a lot)
Also on an unrelated note.
I think the reason why he banged so many women is due to the fact that
Since Zeus is the God of Kings. It's similar to how kings have a lot of concubines
Or insert whatever the Greek equivalent is idc
Concubines is the correct term
Eh
I think hera was one of the only faithful gods
I don't even think actual Greek men were faithful
Hera? lol nope.
She actually never cheated on Zeus
Like
Ever
...
It's fucking sad if you really think about it
hera does get REALLY mad at zeus a lot, but takes it out on his victims
It's slightly less sad since Hera is his sister
she suuuuucks

I can't read this, where is the hiragana
also said by some Japanese in the 1930s I guess
I think the worst part is when she went after someone who got impregnated due to Zeus uh
Raining on them. Literally.
Like they were imprisoned in what was basically a storm grate cell

Bro is going to either get shoved into a squad of bladeguard with his retinue or vitrix
either way hes going to be an annoying mf'er
on the upside he's like
lowkey kind of ass
on the downside very swingy
He has fight on death and resurects himself if he gets a kill during
Either way Hades is probably the best Greek god to marry
Since Poseidon is equally as uh
Freaky
one good greek god
shoot him till he dies
Dionysus is freaky also but he also isn't married so he's ironically better
He was just a partier
are we gona talk about the boar incident 
not that bad compared to the other Greek Gods
but pretty petty
i support womens wrongs
LOL
Artimis got spotted naked while she was bathing by a dude and since no male can see her she just decided to turn the dude into a girl
Although in some myths, he eventually married Ariadne and they both had a happy ending
So I guess they're both just freaky
literally the perfect god
Dionysus did some freaky shit
like the uh
Satyr? I think?
he fucking brutally murdered lol
Athena is one of the most decorated goddess.
Artemis's worst myth I can think of is sending the boar that does not die after a town because they didn't worship her lol
She doesn't have off spring.
I cannot think of anything worse Artemis has done for being petty by Greek God standards
lol
besides sending the giant boar that is almost impossible to kill after a city/village
Deserved
Hades did one really bad thing as far as I know but other than that idk
Why does the goddess of hunting have to be the one that only has female followers. ;-;
It's noted that said bad thing was actually from Zeus's suggestion
It's basically like
"Hey bro how do I get a wife?"
you can worship her without being female tbf
Men and women can both worship Artemis
well, now of days
So no dice
I mean nowadays it should be the same
Even if you wanted the women, they're literally aroace
if someone is still following Ancient Greek Religon
well
one of the many many many many variations of it
she is the god of dyke shit you cannot change my mind
put that skull away i'm a lesbian dyke is good when i say it
lmao
Anyways Cyberpunk 2077's sequal better give me chroming like the TTRPG
First thing I see opening the chat
(I know it won't)
This is how I know it is a good day in lore chat
like, I don't need this
I think it is needed
but I absolutely want this
More crunch more good
i think we can make do without the "library search" skill
if we get a sequal TTRPG to RED
The typa chrome I want to be able to rock
it cannot be less crunchy then RED
you can get close
sorta
no grappling hooks lol
I just want cybernetics
but bladed legs yes
Next you'll say basket-weaving isnt important
HATE YOUR MEAT
TEAR IT OFF REPLACE IT NOW
Grapling hooks, bladed legs and mantis blades please
Actually maybe grapling hook arms instead of mantis blades then
Nice
The best cybernetic in fiction, aesthetically, is Venom Snakes arm from MGSV. Like that era of tech. Retro-futurist and really "but together" with the screws

jehuty my beloved...
they say you need to be in a hospital for a mantis blades installation
the people who say that are cowards, do it with your party's medtech in the middle of a club while high on synthcoke
close enough to a "hospital" anyways
why is this ape being murdered
He deserves it
Its a LONG story do you have time for 30 hours of anime
most of those concept arms didn't make it into the game did they?
Not if I have to watch it
They did not, no
shame
thank you cyberpunk Red for this very indepth moral system/j
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oh yeah I forgot about the list of things they do to criminals they arrest in cyberpunk
let me just
pull it out for ya'll
Isn't there a sentence where they just rip out all your cyberware ?
probably
They should have given her a tail for balancing
Would have only made sense
Considering you're walking on a literal knife point
friendliest looking corporate adjacent solo
honestly probably some weird hextech stuff
i am a prison abolitionist but i do think an exception should be made for literally everyone who plays league
But I play League
i am willing to make that sacrifice
Straight to the jail
No
lmao
God I feel like absolute crap. I can't tell if I'm dehydrated, sick, or dealing with some alcohol withdrawal symptom

Reasonable sacrifice, all the freaks can play in prison
Besides there probably already a lot of overlap between lol players and prisoners
I mean just look at sbf
Sam bankman fried
the like
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