40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

like even the nicer corps

still are highly militarized lol

[winged jacinth]

In cyberpunk the corps conduct actual wars

In fallout its mostly goofy human experiments

[arctic talon]

MetaCorp

(who are Nomads)

have a bunch of jackbooted enforcers and soldiers drawn from their Nomad families to act as muscle to protect their cargo

[lament shoal]

West Tek created super mutants and tested FEV on an unsuspecting town just to see what would happen

[arctic talon]

they are on the nice side for a corporation because they don't do horrific experimentation

however they will absolutely kill a homeless person

[winged jacinth]

Based on the terminals you read in fallout most people worked for pretty normal companies iirc

[arctic talon]

because they took like

a coat lol

idk Fallout has a lot of evil companies

[winged jacinth]

Bethesda only shows us interesting stuff and that's often some goofy prewar thing

[arctic talon]

but like, they do not actively engage in perpetuating atrocities against everyone lol

[vagrant fox]

There's examples of normal or somewhat nice companies in Fallout

[arctic talon]

like, as far as I'm aware General Atomics did not have a corporate death squad that extermianted Union members

now I could be absolutely wrong

[winged jacinth]

Fallout companies are mostly evil in the way companies are now

I think robco might have

[vagrant fox]

There was that one company making a mining suit to keep normal people employed and safe rather than get automated out by robots or whatever it was

[lament shoal]

Nuka Cola other soda companies would hire underground mercs to sabotage each other and kill each other's employees afaik lol

[arctic talon]

yeah but keyword is under ground

[winged jacinth]

That's a cola wars joke though

[arctic talon]

Nicola literally has soldiers who shoot people who steal from their vending machines outside their HQ lol

[winged jacinth]

Also don't forget coca cola had real life death squads

[near wasp]

Strike breaker robots in fallout 76

[arctic talon]

beat

neat

[near wasp]

Robco and general atomics were partners

[winged jacinth]

US corps operating in South America

[arctic talon]

its so fucking funny how the 4th corporate war wasn't even between arasaka and militech initally

it was just 2 small ass companies who ran dry on their own security forces so hired militech and arasaka to keep up the war for them

[sour hornet]

Night Corp literally gasses the sewers as a public service to exterminate homeless people living there.

[storm jungle]

legit feels like shit people would do IRL

[lament shoal]

I could see a dystopian version of Gavin Newsom doing this

[storm jungle]

"dystopian"

[vagrant fox]

Las Vegas reponse to people drowning in the storm drains because they have nowhere to live is along the lines of damn that's crazy

[winter pine]

believe it or not, another Maximum Mike W

[storm jungle]

I love approach of like

America outright bombs a country

Country cant do anything because US is a superpower

lmao

Im legit gonna laugh if like Venezuela legit just sits down and takes it since its not like they can exactly do anything either

[winter pine]

I sure hope it's not the 2020 timeline of the South American drug cartels retialiting with a nuke

[storm jungle]

I was about to say thats way funnier

US causes a bio-plague

Cartels respond with a mini-nuke

America loses another foreign war

tale as old as time

[winter pine]

tbh I think the equivalent is Iran, Russia, or maybe China selling them drones or other gear that just totally fell off the cargo ship

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah i forgot Militech is literally xenophobic

[winter pine]

boy I sure love sitting in front of a tsunami that's probably going to end the post-WW2 world order

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Militech and Arasaka both being xenophobic is hilarious

[storm jungle]

tbh

not like its unrealistic

Japan

[arctic talon]

Saburo wanted to restore Japans glory with Arasaka

After they lost WW2

[storm jungle]

its a great motivation ngl

If you cant destroy America physically

why not dominate it commercially

[winged jacinth]

Destroy them with anime...

Oh

[storm jungle]

🫡

[jade holly]

I think I shall build another of my Skorpekhs

[vagrant fox]

Dog how many times are they gonna show that kid getting out of a fridge in this Fallout show

[near wasp]

Only twice more

[winged jacinth]

Priming these necrons in black was such a mistake
Lesson learned

If i buy a patrol to do in this scheme its getting primed in white

Shoutout to the guy at the US battle bunker who walked me through painting a saurus 20 years ago you're a real one

[near wasp]

That might have been my issue with painting them

[winged jacinth]

I've been in the lab with primed bits and im literally base coating my tubes in white and blades in silver just so the reds don't look like dried blood

If you're doing the classic metals and green black primer is right i think

But its rough doing reds and oranges

[young pecan]

@rose thorn what do beastmen wear to cover their junk

ungorwear

[jade holly]

Note to self: prime Necrons in white according to y’all

[rocky gale]

White or Metal

[sour hornet]

Nothing

It glorifies the eightfold path to freeball it

[rocky gale]

There are people who love and completely stand by priming black, but most prime white

[spring cairn]

a loincloth usually because GW can't show that

[sour hornet]

lame

[spring cairn]

but disembowelling 15 people is fine

[sour hornet]

🥀 💔

[jade holly]

I just need to finish building the Warriors and my Combat Patrol is all built

[sour hornet]

god forbid a single gonad be witnessed

[jade holly]

Do these warriors not have Tesla Cannons?

[sour hornet]

🙄

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-kris-deltarune-susie-deltarune-noelle-deltarune-ishowspeed-gif-10481516553238668546

[rocky gale]

No, warriors have Gauss flayers or Gauss Reapers

It's the Immortals that have Tesla Carbines

[jade holly]

The I know what I’m giving my Immortals when I build them (and actually get them)

[rocky gale]

and it's the big things like the Annihilation Barge which have Tesla Cannons

[young pecan]

and also doing the word that rhymes with grape

[urban spire]

maoist standard english now?

[winged jacinth]

Vallejo silver basecoat experiment failed but white worked decently

[daring creek]

@storm jungle

[arctic talon]

thats not maoist standard english smh

[winged jacinth]

I need to figure out how to mix a brass, probably just gold and brown right

[daring creek]

Also whats your opinion on landlords

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-rip-rhino-toy-gif-23656797

[urban spire]

united $nakes of amerikkka or something right

[arctic talon]

oh like that meme

then yeah

[outer wave]

Hell yeah Rika

[daring creek]

I say one kind thing to you 💔

[arctic talon]

I thought you were talking about the style of english they taught in China rn lol

which is like a weird australian + american clusterfuck

[daring creek]

Nah it's mao zedong humper slang

[arctic talon]

70% right 30% wrong

[vagrant fox]

How peculiar, to continue the successful sinicization of Australia surely

[winged jacinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015356324692893739/1454923762016456805/Screenshot_20251216_073350_Instagram.jpg?ex=695820d8&is=6956cf58&hm=8090ad98ba79d49ba3a397faae59a94b0a1fc42833d8e59d12c6d3b48e368a7c&

[sour hornet]

Dark Heresy gotta release this year

[urban spire]

the initial release is NOT REAL

[sour hornet]

I need to get my inquisitor grind on

[urban spire]

it's an owlcat game the real release is like 3-4 years from now

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

Ordo Malleus is the only real ordo

The others are for losers

[urban spire]

malleus is kinda

kinda one note

at least we got some decent spy fiction out of hereticus

[sour hornet]

yeah bro and the note is daemons

the great rift tore the galaxy in half, I think we need a bit more of that note

[arctic talon]

malleus

not hereticus

[urban spire]

literally everyone fights daemons malleus' special thing is that they do the thing that everyone does

[arctic talon]

Chat kill emmesh

Hereticus is the besticus

[sour hornet]

hereticus

eww

lame floppy hat losers

where's ur hammer

oh wait 🥀 🥀 🥀

[urban spire]

hammers is lame

[sour hornet]

as opposed to... fighting aliens and dealing with cultists, things that famously only xenos and hereticus do

[urban spire]

they do detective and spy shit!

malleus straight up doesn't need to exist

[sour hornet]

how dare you

[sour hornet]

eisenhorn, the famous xenos inquisitor, does malleus shit his whole career!

[urban spire]

xenos isn't very interesting either though

[sour hornet]

do you literally only like hereticus?

[urban spire]

eisenhorn does hereticus shit, don't get it twisted

[sour hornet]

Nuh uh

He literally makes a daemonhost

[urban spire]

eisenhorn doesn't even know what a xeno is

[sour hornet]

Deals with daemon cults and chaos

textbook malleus chad behavior

[urban spire]

also part of the major sins of malleus and xenos is that they're associated with special chapters of space marines, which immediately makes them way less interesting

[arctic talon]

tbf

Hereticus has red hunters and crimson fists(sorta)

who are actually just a normal chapter

so nvm

[urban spire]

they mainly employ sororitas anyway

[sour hornet]

Red hunters count tho

[arctic talon]

red hunters aren't like deathwatch or the grey knights

is more so my point

[sour hornet]

who commit the sin of being lame

[arctic talon]

they are an incredibly mundane chapter

who just like wearing robes

lol

[urban spire]

also my introduction to 40k was through the original dark heresy rpg so

[arctic talon]

and red

and being creepy

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-baron-zemo-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-fair-enough-seems-fair-gif-22912772

[arctic talon]

but anyways idk, my enjoyment of Malleus is dampened by the fact that they're kind of eh

I like Xenos and Hereticus a lot tho

lol

[sour hornet]

same twin, still malleus mogs

I still have the 1E DH book

[urban spire]

i have the original shitass pdf i got from my gm

[storm jungle]

👎

[urban spire]

of course the witchfinder would have basic tastes

[arctic talon]

Hey Dilara

whats your opinion on Hector Rex

[sour hornet]

I like the idea of a small group of scarred individuals sacrificing themselves against the ultimate evil to keep the world safe. It scratches the grimdark itch for me.

The codices have terrible snippets of Malleus inquisitors getting nommed or dying in service that go hard asf.

[storm jungle]

You will burn in the psy-furnaces for that one

[storm jungle]

Compeltely fine generic super-Inquisitor character

[arctic talon]

yeah sounds about right

[storm jungle]

otherwise a bland blorbo

would still take over space marines

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure why I am not very fond of Malleus

I am very neutral on them lol

[sour hornet]

This is why youre goated dilara

I'm going to commission a portrait when DH comes out of my malleus inquisitor

[arctic talon]

based

good taste

[sour hornet]

I like to hate on the other ordos but this is how I feel

I dont mind them

Xenos has Eisenhorn and I think ravenor

[rose thorn]

I wonder if the red corsairs characters will be in 1 box or separate boxes

[sour hornet]

I think Greyfax is Hereticus

[urban spire]

also, and this is more of a general criticism of the inquisition, but any time a human tries to cosplay as a space marine it's kinda pathetic

[sour hornet]

Yeah i dont like it either tbh, I like unique armor designs

[arctic talon]

imo its likely seperate boxes

[sour hornet]

I like a lot of zealot armor in darktide because it scratches the armor itch for a normal person in 40k

[arctic talon]

or Huron

+all his red corsair core nerds

are in their own separate box

[opaque coyote]

How many space Marines like being creepy

[rose thorn]

Mfs would be so mad if a random chaos warband has more unique units than black legion

[lament shoal]

I really like the purity seal arm wrappings for that one zealot outfit

[urban spire]

arbite kinda does this too

[opaque coyote]

Like I feel like there are more space Marines that like being spooky

[arctic talon]

yeah but the Red Corsairs are awsome

lol

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[opaque coyote]

Than space Marines that just want to be normal

Is it the autism

[urban spire]

no dog there's so many normal space marines

[arctic talon]

no like the Red Hunters literally like to just freak people out

lol

they like invading your personal space

make you feel uncomfortable

[rose thorn]

I would think it would be a box similar to saviors of cinderfall

[urban spire]

this is just selection bias, you simply never hear about the fucking xth successor chapter of normal marines

[opaque coyote]

...that sounds more like a neurodivergent person than anybody that's TRYING to be unnerving.

Then again Space Marines are also like 8 feet

So that'll definitely freak people out

[urban spire]

variable

marine height i mean

[opaque coyote]

True but they're usually pretty tall

Usually

[arctic talon]

Also they get a lot of memory removal lol

[sour hornet]

fr

[arctic talon]

Lowkey they’re lobotomites

[sour hornet]

There are so many normal marines its crazy

[urban spire]

yeah, there's a deprecated source that says they're 6'6 out of armour, which i think is very funny because that's my exact height

[opaque coyote]

Red Hunter Aspirant POV

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-domgcat-donkeycat-free-robux-vbucks-gif-9547401608137840178

[rose thorn]

Maybe gsc will get a surprise release in this pirate show down

[sour hornet]

You're kidding

[rose thorn]

Pls we got a lore mention

Give us something

[sour hornet]

Need to call the Schola on ur ass and get u in Sister training immediately

[arctic talon]

kellermorph on bike

[urban spire]

i'd wash out immediately

[rose thorn]

People would love that but we already have a jackal character

[arctic talon]

Wait wrong image

Nvm

[near wasp]

More copium my lord?

[urban spire]

they DO have a lotta clocky jawlines in the sororitas though, so maybe there's a place for me

[opaque coyote]

What if that's still the case

It's just that everyone else is shorter due to the lack of a healthy diet

[rose thorn]

Pls give us fucking rules for brood brothers

[urban spire]

what the hell is a brood brother

[arctic talon]

A guardsmen

But purple

With jeans…..,

[urban spire]

oh those guys

[arctic talon]

just kissed sometimes

[urban spire]

the most normal guardsmen

[opaque coyote]

These

Completely normal guardsmen

[arctic talon]

Bob normalman

[opaque coyote]

Yes

Very normal

[urban spire]

perfectly ordinary guards man

[opaque coyote]

Tbh wouldn't rules be like

The same as guardsmen?

[urban spire]

yeah exactly the same

don't bring too many

[arctic talon]

Yes but that’s what gsc wants

[opaque coyote]

I guess maybe one unique trait but besides that, I think brood brothers for like every game mode would be exactly the same.

Since I think the 3rd-4th gen cultists are just regular people mostly

[sour hornet]

Why dont we just exterminate the bald

[opaque coyote]

Like I don't think they get super strength?

[sour hornet]

Would get rid of our genestealer problems

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think the ridges are there just for like

Actual convenience

[arctic talon]

Hybrids are human +

They’re stronger and tougher then normal humans

[opaque coyote]

Cause I like to imagine that they just look completely normal

[arctic talon]

Not to the point where they’re like eldar

[urban spire]

khaki theft cultists really could pass for a stable strain of human

[arctic talon]

But if I took a 4th gen genestealer cultist

And a random menial

[urban spire]

uh

[arctic talon]

Both fed on the same diet

[urban spire]

most of them anyway

[arctic talon]

Same nutrition

Same weight and height

[urban spire]

gunslinger buddy, maybe not

[arctic talon]

The cultist is clobbering the shit out of that menial

lol

[crystal forum]

brood brothers are stolen valor

[opaque coyote]

Bald person on the gym lifting a bit too much for their muscles?

Kill

[arctic talon]

Kellermorphs are gen 3

Gen 3 and gen 4 are very close

[urban spire]

from who??

[arctic talon]

But Gen 3 usually have more genestealery features

[crystal forum]

guard drip

[arctic talon]

they’re actually in the military so no

lol

[opaque coyote]

Also this is an actual question.

But do genestealer hybrids just

Have no hair

[urban spire]

the guard doesn't have valor

[opaque coyote]

Including body hair

Can they grow hair?

[arctic talon]

No hair

[sour hornet]

guard drip is just c*dian drip

[arctic talon]

Cannot grow hair

[crystal forum]

their valor is their drip

[sour hornet]

9/10

[opaque coyote]

Including like armpit hair, leg hair, etc.

[sour hornet]

Easy to weed out then

[arctic talon]

They can wear wigs and stuff

[sour hornet]

Just kill the bald

[arctic talon]

Shame having no hair is also a common mutation lol

[crystal forum]

imagine when they'll learn to wear wigs

[arctic talon]

They do

lol

Well

Some do

[urban spire]

i want to see these boys in powdered wigs so fucking bad now

[opaque coyote]

Like is that ever mentioned or are they just bald on the top of the head

Or are they bald everywhere

[arctic talon]

Codex just says they cannot grow any body hair

So no hair

[opaque coyote]

That explains why Everytime we see a GSC, they always wear clothes that cover their arms and shit

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

Gotta blend in

[opaque coyote]

I would imagine that you could check for a GSC infestation in the guardsmen barracks by idk

Banning razors and see who hasn't grown any stubble or beards or whatever

[urban spire]

true men of the imperium display their loyalty by not covering the bush

[lament shoal]

You could just take the easy route and check everyone's foreheads

[rose thorn]

GSC MENTION!!!

[opaque coyote]

Also personal hc is that the ridges isn't actually that prominent. It's just there for us.

[arctic talon]

Some of their forehead ridges are less prominent

Some of them are really prominent

It varies

It’s like irl biology

[opaque coyote]

Have they ever tried like

Cutting them off?

[arctic talon]

You can cut them off

It’ll regrow

If it’s the chitanous or fleshy kind

[urban spire]

meowth forehead lookin guys

[rose thorn]

i made a bucn fo thse

[sour hornet]

How do you know this???

[rose thorn]

they are tyranid scales growing under their skin

you ahve to basically cut off a part of your skull

carapace i know

it grows from their skull

[sour hornet]

bonemashing my tyranid scale

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I guess just wigs then

Or a doorag

Or a hat

[rose thorn]

this literally happens lmao

[sour hornet]

to better facemaxx in this doomed imperium

[rose thorn]

this too

[opaque coyote]

IK

[urban spire]

beanie, toque

baseball cap

cowboy hat

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine a scenario like

The GSC daily ritual is over

[opaque coyote]

They're going out for drinks

"Sorry bro you can't go with us"

[urban spire]

you could do a lot of physical comedy bits with genestealers covering up their ridges

[opaque coyote]

"what? Why not?"

"your head ridge is too obvious"

[winter pine]

Yes sir! Glory to the Four Armed Emperor!

[rose thorn]

lower class citizensa nd the such usually dont notice, assumign its a mutation from the poor living conditions or a disease

[arctic talon]

Yeah that also

In the poorer parts no one gives a shit

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I can imagine mutations would be fucking freaky enough that a ridge could literally just be like

Yawn

[arctic talon]

A few mutations are expected

[urban spire]

the lower down in a hive you are the more tolerant people are of physical deformity

[opaque coyote]

"Oh you got a ridge. Cool, I got 10 toes on one foot. I can barely walk due to the pain!"

[sour hornet]

We never see what an average hive citizen is supposed to look like though, Zola looks fine all thigs considered.

[opaque coyote]

I think the creepiest part about GSC is that they probably act like

Completely normal

Until the time comes

Like a switch has been flipped

[urban spire]

they probably give off cult vibes

[sour hornet]

^

[urban spire]

like, a little too nice and enthusiastic to talk to you

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

Imperium

[urban spire]

i mean REAL cult vibes

[opaque coyote]

I mean they probably have a lot of cults in general

Different methods of worshipping the emperor

Not even all bad or chaos or anything

[urban spire]

ok i specifically mean cult in the sense of the abusive power structure

[lament shoal]

I feel like the death to the false emperor line is inaccurate

[sour hornet]

Genestealers often front as charities, so it tracks.

[lament shoal]

Gscs believe in emps

[urban spire]

yeah unfortunately gcs are genuinely in the right like

ideologically

[sour hornet]

❓

[urban spire]

things DO suck, we SHOULD try to improve things somewhat

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I can't imagine what wide spread empire has an abusive structure and frequently encourages martyrdom

[arctic talon]

Unfortunately they’re fighting for the all devouring star gods unknowingly

lol

[nocturne crest]

Brood brothers admech/votann whenm

[arctic talon]

LoV not possible

Bladed cog has brood bro admech

[urban spire]

you know what i mean, foul imp

[lament shoal]

Gsc needs a xeno unit, like infected tau or something

[opaque coyote]

GSCs also depend.

Like although they are often revolutionaries. Sometimes they go into other variations

[young pecan]

That or the type to silently stare at you and track you with their eyes when you walk past

[opaque coyote]

Bladed Cog I think is an example

[urban spire]

i was thinking more mormon

[opaque coyote]

Where they worship the blessed machine also

[sour hornet]

I didn't want to say space Mormons lol

[urban spire]

bladed cog is a cool name

i do!

[arctic talon]

Four armed omnissiah

[urban spire]

FUCK the mormons those guys is still homophobic little shits

idgaf they started it

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, like you said, I can imagine GSC standing out by being too nice.

Since most imperial cults are more like

"REPENT REPENT FLAGGELATE YOURSELF"

Although tbf, some GSC also go into that territory

[urban spire]

transphobic too probably idk i don't care to check

[opaque coyote]

Definitely

Although Mormons in general are just weird

Still not the worst

That goes to Jehovah's witnesses

Fuck those guys

[urban spire]

they're up there

[opaque coyote]

Definitely

Also Mormon teens do some weird coping strategies for uhh

Relieving their urges.

[urban spire]

i took an interest in cults a few years ago they're like

[opaque coyote]

"Bro if I do this in a specific way, it doesn't count as sex. Trust me bro-"

[urban spire]

jehova's is still around because they're not too crazy

[opaque coyote]

I forgot what it's called

[urban spire]

the ones who get too crazy get themselves into trouble

[opaque coyote]

Well relatively anyways

They're definitely crazy generally

[young pecan]

An inquisitor looking at the symbol on that banner the same way I look at someone's dogwhistle

[urban spire]

the 4400 aspect of their ideology is definitely very funny since they got more than 4400 members though

only 4400 of you guys are going to heaven? what's the point of the rest of you being there then?

[opaque coyote]

Just gamble (tm)

Yeah that part

I really don't get that part

Is it like some fucked up FOMO tactic?

[urban spire]

reckon so yeah

well like i said, cults is an abuse structure

it's like a large scale abusive relationship between the leaders and the followers

[opaque coyote]

I also just imagined like

A shitty mobile game market but one of the purchases is like

"Ticket to Heaven, 99% off! Hurry now, only 4400 spots!"

[urban spire]

try not to crum (you'll go to hell)

[opaque coyote]

Now I am imagining

Like

Due to 40k being Grimdark. Obviously even the Imperium does shitty mobile game esque advertisements

[urban spire]

games on your dataslate

idk it's a little too feudal for free market capitalism in most places right?

[opaque coyote]

True but I would imagine that wouldn't stop them

It's just that now, you have to pay a different amount of currency

Depending on the local ones

And it gets so complicated to the point where there's charts

And of course you have to wait days for the payment to go through

[urban spire]

pouring 30 opaline seashells into an envelope and trying to squeeze it into the mailbox without crushing any of them

[opaque coyote]

And the cherry on top

No refunds

[nocturne crest]

Right, but bladed cog offical models/units I mean.

[arctic talon]

Kitbash it

Like deadass

This is an easy ass kitbash

[nocturne crest]

True.

[rose thorn]

we literally have, look at necromunda

[jade holly]

So I’m noticing there’s way more than 10 warrior guns in this combat patrol

Should I do 5 gauss cannons and 5 of the other kind?

[opaque coyote]

How to make bladed Cog GSC

Step one remove arms

Step two replace them with "robot" ones

Step three, add mechandendrites

Done

God bladed Cog GSC sound like nightmares to fight genuinely

[urban spire]

how many loose dendrites you got layin around?

[opaque coyote]

Not like necrons level obviously

But still

Like you said, even the most human-like GSC are basically human+

So imagine them with robot parts

Imagine a genestealer with like bolters attached to it's arms

Imagine the claws being a set of power ones

Actually

Actually

Wild idea

Power Armor wearing Genestealers

[lament shoal]

Purestrain with extra mechandentrite claws

[mossy peak]

have all the primarchs ever been in the same place at once

other than in the nursery

[crystal forum]

ye during a giant parade that happened when the emperor decided to retire from the great crusades and return to terra

it was after a big battle against orks on ullanor

related art https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/e/e8/Primarchs_big.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111020043454

[mossy peak]

https://fixupx.com/tattoobabay/status/2006364277792559355?s=46

Babay (@TattooBabay)

Now that’s what I call a walking problem

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FixupX · Dec 31, 2025, 1:58 PM

i saw this and was wondering

[crystal forum]

it was pretty rare for all the primarchs to be in the same place

[jade holly]

They’re now all built

[young pecan]

Are some primarchs way bigger than others or is the angle just a little strange

[dapper gyro]

They have different sizes.

[nocturne crest]

Does the GSC have any flying units?

[sacred ginkgo]

Now go dunk all of them in leadbelcher

(Don't, Citadel metallics suck)

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/fair-baron-zemo-the-falcon-and-the-winter-soldier-fair-enough-seems-fair-gif-22912772

[opaque coyote]

Who is the one inbetween Leman Russ and Sangy

The guy in the toga

Is that supposed to be Perturabo

[arctic talon]

Leadbelcher is like one of their best metallics 💀

[opaque coyote]

Why the fuck does Perturabo look handsome here

And more importantly

What the fuck happened that made him decide to shove tubes into his head. He looked great

At least he should have kept the beard

Also

Alpharius and Omegon are missing (fitting)

And Konrad (or Corvus) as well

Ngl always found it funny how Corvus Corax and Konrad basically had the same hairstyle and face

[mossy peak]

konrad and corvus are filler primarch so

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

[mossy peak]

wasnt one of them killed 1v1 by a mortal

[opaque coyote]

Tbf Konrad was trying to kill himself

So less a 1v1 and more "just kill me already"

"k"

assassin immediately gets stomped by night lords just after killing Konrad

[arctic talon]

Konrad let a Callidus saw his head off specifically

So he could make everything as envisioned lol

[opaque coyote]

"Ah man how could I stop this fate? It is unstoppable!"

"you could like... move"

"Fate is truly inescapable"

[near wasp]

Kurze was such a doomer he knew his foresight wasnt 100 percent accurate and still just let it happen

[fervent geode]

He needed it kinda, if he chose to deny fate and live it meant that he accepted he had no justification for all the fucked up shit he did under the pretense of having no choice due to his visions

death is nothing, compared to vindication

[near wasp]

He just didn't wanna be responsible for his actions

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/y3qFx1YsBHY?si=If9pTI7N0eL3B_Tz

[jade holly]

Garreon isn’t an apothecary

He’s a Harmacist

[opaque coyote]

...

"PLEASE SANGUINIUS I NEED THIS. MY CRIMES ARE KINDA PILING UP. I LIVE IN A FORTRESS WORLD I WANNA HELP MYSELF OUT."

"SANGUINIUS I SEE YOUR SOUL, WHY YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BRUH. THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL AS SHIT BRUH."

[fervent geode]

Basically his whole later life was this lmao

[opaque coyote]

Literally the Primarch of Bums

[fervent geode]

I do kinda feel bad for him lol

[opaque coyote]

[fervent geode]

But he dug his own grave too

[jade holly]

Red Corsairs, Eldar Corsairs, you know what this means…

[opaque coyote]

Same reasoning for Magnus in my opinion

[jade holly]

FREE BOOTAZ 🗣️ 🔥

[fervent geode]

Yeah and angron lmao

At least magnus' mistakes were all done with the best intentions, can't say the same for the butcher and haunter

[rose thorn]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/u9v5yof7/tokyo-to-host-the-warhammer-experience/

[dapper gyro]

40K gatana and felinid getting real

[mossy peak]

are the thunder warriors and missing primarchs there so gw can never expand on them to give the illusion theres more to the setting

[jade holly]

I’m pretty sure the OG reason for the primarchs was for fans to make their own loyalist and traitor chapters

[valid needle]

Even hallucination emperor called him an idiot

Well, depending on your view if it was a hallucination or if it truly was the emperor.

[fervent geode]

Either way works, coz if it was a hallucination it reflects how whatever sliver of sanity and loyalty in curze knew he was a massive hypocrite dickhead, and obviously emps knew too in the end

[daring creek]

what if the imperium had twitter

[fervent geode]

Hell

But also peak

[sour hornet]

?

this seems like a bad faith question to ask

sometimes its just cool to have a mystery or two

why do they need to be expanded upon? it's not necessary

[arctic talon]

There is nothing to expand or explain about thunder warriors lol

[winter pine]

at least five planets blown up by exterminatus because an inquisitor got rage baited too hard

[arctic talon]

The thunder warriors and missing primarchs are background lore ultimately

Not everything needs in-depth lore

[sour hornet]

fr

like, the thunder warriors are an open and shut book

[winter pine]

some of the unexplained stuff is GM flavor to work with

[sour hornet]

they served their purpose in the narrative

the missing primarchs are flavor for the setting

Bro off topic

[winter pine]

Need a reason for two armies, including Imperium loyalists, to fit each other? Pull out one of the one-off mentioned artifacts

[sour hornet]

how tf do you have an 11 year old discord account

[winter pine]

I made it in 2015

[sour hornet]

I mean

[shadow plover]

As one should

[winter pine]

A friend said he didn't want to pay for a Mumble server anymore and told me to join this cool new free thing called Discord

[sour hornet]

I was about to say, who knew about discord in 2015 lol

[shadow plover]

We were still using mIRC

[sour hornet]

that makes sense

[winter pine]

last time I used IRC was uh

2013? I think

[shadow plover]

I pretty much dropped it in 2015, but a couple friends used it at least until 2020

[arctic talon]

Like genuine question

When people say they want more on thunder warriors

wtf do they even mean

There is nothing to expand on with them, they were slapped together, a bunch of shitty bio augments, and they were rotting to death by the end of it

[winter pine]

I think there was one lone surviving Thunder Warrior out there during the Siege?

[arctic talon]

We have info on the unification wars in the black books

[arctic talon]

Yeah they died

[winter pine]

I got nothing then idk

[hollow lantern]

60 book series about the unification of terra ig

[arctic talon]

????

Why

[hollow lantern]

to punish black library

[arctic talon]

The great crusade is more interesting

Like dead ass

I wouldn’t want either but I’d take the great crusade over

And then thunder warriors beat them to death

Rinse and repeat

For every nation who resists but like

Hy-brasil

[winter pine]

excited to RETVRN whenever they finally enshittify and ruin discord in a few years: https://youtu.be/BJYG5AbJCrI?list=RDBJYG5AbJCrI

[arctic talon]

Skype lul

[winter pine]

rip I think they finally closed it down lmao

[arctic talon]

Damn

[shadow plover]

I really don't want to return to any of the 00s or 10s chat softwares

I just hope a new one will raise it's head from somewhere soon

[sour hornet]

I want stories about non-imperial humans being discovered

or at least interesting xenos

[crystal forum]

it's already enshittified tho

[shadow plover]

I love paying 10€ a month to be able to upload files larger than 8MB and stream above 720@30

[crystal forum]

my tipping point was the unique usernames

literally decided to get a objectively worse system

the definition of enshitification

[shadow plover]

the profile stuff is literally the most whatever features for me but basic functionality like file upload etc being behind such a ridiculous paywall is such bullshit

you can't even send phone camera images with that 8MB limit

[winter pine]

There's got to be some real low hanging fruit enshittification they could do if they're really desperate

Limited number of DMs without Nitro, real small total number of servers you can join without nitro

[crystal forum]

they seem happy just adding more and more garbage to nitro instead

and it's so much shit

remember when profile banners was the biggest customization

now people can make their profiles as unreadable as possible

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-discord-nitro-nitro-light-mode-caseoh-meme-gif-7690685714714611372

[celest cedar]

real

[hollow lantern]

If you have some animated bullshit when I open your profile I hate you ngl

[celest cedar]

do not open mine then 💀

[rocky gale]

Bro what is that image at the top

[rocky gale]

[crystal forum]

sex, presumably

looks straight tho so thumbs down

[daring creek]

I think whats stopping me from reading horus rising is

it feels kinda mid compared to eisenhorn

then again

I have a short attention span!!

[daring creek]

whys her suit white

[dapper gyro]

Why not?

[daring creek]

What if the Blue Falcon was green?

[daring creek]

Holy hell the space marines are just the western expansion reddit atheist combo

What "truth"? Did you bring to them? You just murdered a civilization dawg they have every reason to fear you 💀

[celest dome]

From her stand alone movie

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/theAdHocStudio/status/2006757644250337294

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[valid needle]

They mean the imperial truth

There is no such thing as gods. Only science and reason blah blah blah. Imperial Cult better.

[daring creek]

Reddit plagues the imperium

Wow

no one in the steam family bought dispatch

isg that game is always on sale.

[crystal forum]

i legit expected dispatch to be a hidden gem when i saw nobody talking about it before release

[storm jungle]

WATERBOY SUPREMACY WOOOO

[queen laurel]

WATERGOAT SWEEP

[celest cedar]

[raven stone]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/u9v5yof7/tokyo-to-host-the-warhammer-experience/

Shit

They finally making some headway into JP market

40k anime when

[fervent geode]

WH has had a base in JP for a while iirc

Can't wait for the Dawn of Fire anime series

[daring creek]

oh

the leagues of votann are just dwaves

lmfao

[languid meadow]

Yes but coolee

Also I'm getting fucking tired of people complaining that Mculkins character is clean shaven

Do you think people didn't shave before electric razors

[raven stone]

It's less that I think, and more people assume "backwardness = beards" for whatever reason

As if ye olde times, or apocalyptic future humans, can't have grooming standards

[shadow plover]

I must be the most backward person in existence

[raven stone]

(If nothing else it should be the LAST thing to go as people cling to what they can)

[languid meadow]

He's also like one of the highest ranks in the legion of course he's gonna be better looker than goon#135792

[daring creek]

It seems like the Votann are quite groupist in their culture

Makes me want to touch a book of theres

[languid meadow]

You mean collectivist?

I've never heard of groupist

[raven stone]

Sadly I don't think there is a broad Votann BL collection yet

[shadow plover]

they've only got a single book, it's alright but not excellent

[raven stone]

Yet being the key word

[daring creek]

I've seen it used to describe how both ancient and modern Japanese and other asian societies are.

[languid meadow]

I got it and then never even read it

[raven stone]

Huh so Asia really is getting GW special treatment in three and a half expy factions...
(Eldar, Tau, Votann, the half being White Scars since they are Marines subfaction)

[shadow plover]

They don't really have any asian influence in their society or design imo

[daring creek]

I say that because I'm watching krakduk(go ahead, kill me.) say once an enemy insults their kind enough, all of them together will grow disdain towards that enemy, and holding a heavier grudge against them. and blindly villainize them without thought.

Now that makes me wonder, do they hold grudge against the particular enemy or that enemies whole kind? probably their kind.

[daring creek]

Don't mean to say they're the asians of 40k but that sounds funny now that I say it lmfao

I'm watching em cuz im tired and gonna eat soon

and want to get a brief run down on em

dont feel like reading lexicanum!

[raven stone]

I mean, even without Votann that is still 2.5 Asian influenced factions.

And to be fair I could see why the collectivist/grudge nature of Votann may resemble some modern Asian cultures/Society (in particular, the "work your ass off" aspect)

[daring creek]

and that once you break a social rule, you're shunned. thats what I know just on a surface level

:p

HI dilara

[raven stone]

With the earlier news of GW gaining steam in Japan, we may well be able to observe whether they fall in line with the "new players like Marines" trend, or they pick a faction that shows us what the JP audience resonates with

[storm jungle]

Eldar are not solely asian. They got celtic, hindu and many other cultures in their aesthetic.

Votann also got zero asian influences, its all norse.

Tau are the really only dominant eastern faction in the game as their identity.

[raven stone]

OK fair

[storm jungle]

Dumb-dumb.

[daring creek]

Hehe

[storm jungle]

people like this are why dwarves hate humans

[daring creek]

😭

[storm jungle]

👎

[daring creek]

what the fuck 😭 i dont even know if you mean the gw youtuber mention or everything else

lmfao

guns blazing right out the gate

[storm jungle]

What are you talking about

lmao

[daring creek]

calm down 😭

[storm jungle]

What

[daring creek]

Oh so it is everything else

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

Missus you really really need to take your meds

[near wasp]

What the hell

[daring creek]

no i mean like ur already hating on me when I havent done nothin

😭

[storm jungle]

I mean you have

[near wasp]

Bro I somehow wake up getting called a socialist and come here and see this

[storm jungle]

you as usual dont know anything about the lore and go "oh wow these guys are dwarves"

[daring creek]

Are they

not

dwarves

[storm jungle]

They are

indeed

short

creatures

[daring creek]

So I was correct

:3

[storm jungle]

Im more talking about how it took you like almost 2 years after their release to realise this dumb-dumb

try reading

[storm jungle]

to be fair being a "socialist" is at this point doing anything humane lol

[daring creek]

Listen I only knew they existed by name and nothing deeper

i only read on them today

[near wasp]

It was because I said bro was losing money for a reason not that it was stolen

[storm jungle]

Bingo lmao

[near wasp]

I fucking hate taxes but god damn

[daring creek]

kill taxes

[storm jungle]

to be fair the moment you say anything bad about money, capitalism or rich people you are a "communist"

thanks guys

[raven stone]

GW really be capitalising on tax hate with Huron release...

[near wasp]

They really released Huron during American tax season

[raven stone]

You left out "saying anything bad about Christianity" in that list

[daring creek]

Also I only this year got deeper into 40k

:p

[languid meadow]

Everyone hates taxes until they live in a place that isn't the US, Russia, China, or UK

[raven stone]

I mean we aren't arguing 😛, so it is sign of a healthy channel

[daring creek]

I think it took playing darktide for me to be interested on the deeper bits

[storm jungle]

👎

[daring creek]

and being here generally

[near wasp]

They don't even fix the roads in the us. Aka the thing they tell me tax money goes too

[daring creek]

So my understanding is, these dwarves worship chatgbt

[raven stone]

"Everyone hates taxes until the street lights go out"

Fixed to something just a wee bit more realistic/immediately relatable

[languid meadow]

If you "think" about it votann are just the concept of the mechanicus but better and short

[storm jungle]

Kinda but not really

they are corpo space dwarves

their industrial machine worship elements start and end at the Votann Cores

[languid meadow]

Tbf that's why I said "think"

[queen laurel]

yeah they now represent the corporate evil route in warhammer

[storm jungle]

no thinking allowed

[shadow plover]

Hating taxes is a sign of low intelligence

[near wasp]

They'd sell your clothes off your back if they thought it'd be profitable

[daring creek]

I like this rule

[raven stone]

It's also very weird to think Votann are technically a faction that could claim ancestral linkage to DAoT humans, albeit not in a way the Imperium likes to acknowledge

[daring creek]

The way taxes are rn, atleast in america

is complete

[queen laurel]

what the imperial officer says to me to truly serve the emperor as a slave

[daring creek]

dogshit.

[near wasp]

No it's not, taxes are theft

[raven stone]

wait does this mean Votann are human expies of Craftworld Eldar lol

[daring creek]

taxation is theft, where it is right now.

[languid meadow]

Skin this user for being amerikkkan

[storm jungle]

Its not theft in concept but theft in practice because the people in charge suck.

What else is new lol

[daring creek]

Our income is gutted and all for what

fuck all.

None used to help us

[near wasp]

Smartest thing you've said

[daring creek]

all going towards the fucking military, the police department, the government, bombing middle eastern countries.

[raven stone]

Taxes as a concept are needed for public services.

But those deciding said public services usually suck at identifying what people need

[storm jungle]

^

People suck.

[daring creek]

Our bus fares are going up by 10 cents next year

transit fare*

[shadow plover]

Yes and taxing the correct amount for the correct classes, which also many people don't understand

[daring creek]

and theyre mandating the use of mobile pay and omni..sooooooo

[queen laurel]

like i say the moment an alien abducts me ask me about a race i am snitching that we are both the most contradictory species on the planet

[storm jungle]

"Correct amount for the classes"

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

literal dreamworld

[raven stone]

I mean TBH any concerns about privacy are kinda lost when everyone surrendered the concept with the rise of Faceboom way back when

But I will say that for elderly people who prefer cash...yea, it's a pain

[shadow plover]

I pay taxes gladly because I know a majority of those funds will be used for the betterment of the less fortunate and improvement of public services here

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-serious-jay-bauman-half-in-the-bag-break-the4th-wall-look-at-the-camera-gif-17253460

No comment.

[languid meadow]

I pay taxes because I benefit from not dying from my disease

Fuck others I'm trying to live !

[raven stone]

I pay taxes... firstly just because its a fact of life :p

Secondly, if the money is not in my bank account, it is literally out of my mind :p

[queen laurel]

I pay taxes to make sure the government doesn't cave in my head with a mallet

[rocky gale]

I pay taxes because they steal it from my pay cheque before I even get it

[storm jungle]

I pay taxes so i dont end up homeless

[raven stone]

Thirdly, as a plain office collar worker, my wages are given to me with tax deducted already :p

Forgot the color association lol

[shadow plover]

I've benefited from welfare almost half of my life so I can see where some of the money goes, it's not perfect and it never will be and many thrive to make it worse year by year without understanding the benefits of it

[rocky gale]

I don't mind taxes, it's just annoying when I get a bonus for Christmas and I lose literally all of it to tax

[shadow plover]

and for what it's worth, the system americans have is beyond fucked in many aspects

[queen laurel]

under the camp that taxes if it was actually implemented well can actually be liked by people unfortunately the big buckos at the top

Tend to just kind of not really do that

[near wasp]

I pay taxes because I don't want to go to jail

[near wasp]

Its so badddddd

[shadow plover]

the fact alone that you have to manually calculate your taxes each season is absurd

[queen laurel]

Is trump still speed running the American system to the ground or has he calmed down in recent time

don't answer i know the answer

[near wasp]

Idk haven't paid attention

[raven stone]

Also in the UK there are also Council taxes.

Where I live, I get to see the money spent on public fireworks, so it works for me :p

(Without having to pay extra to attend events)

[near wasp]

I've been too busy at work trying to deal with program and coding changes

[rocky gale]

Our local council got merged with another and now does nothing in our area, it's peak

[near wasp]

Sounds about right

[raven stone]

My Council is also talking about merging

So I can definitely expect less fireworks lol

[fervent geode]

We have low taxes here, well at least in comparison to what i hear from other countries

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-nowhere-longboy-bonsai-dancing-creature-horror-fast-dance-gif-17150558161486948569

[fervent geode]

I wish we were like Eldar

(Not really)

[near wasp]

Lol

[daring creek]

I wish we were like eldar

[storm jungle]

Craftworld Eldar are peak society and function because they arent humans

probably the funniest thing

[rocky gale]

So peak

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

:C

[storm jungle]

Its the truth

[near wasp]

At least the dark eldar know what they are

[storm jungle]

Craftworlds have eldar that literally sign up to be shopkeeps to give out shit for free.

And they got no police force.

Because eldar dont randomly steal or murder each other in the ship lol

[fervent geode]

Yes, but also rigid ass paths and raahhh i hatr aeldari they made a god and denied it

[rocky gale]

[storm jungle]

No one forces you to take Paths though.

Even if you do you can just take a chill one

[storm jungle]

like, you know, weed

or piloting ships

lmao

[fervent geode]

They have to iirc

[storm jungle]

Nope. Its completely a choice, most eldar just opt for it because they want stuff to do.

[fervent geode]

But not becoz of forced or smth

[storm jungle]

also you need to remember Paths can also literally be civil service roles.

Its all voluntary

[fervent geode]

Yeap, because they need smth to do, rigidly and stave off the whole slaanesh stuff

[near wasp]

I mean boredom is bad for eldar

[daring creek]

Thats quite nice. sounds like a safe haven.

[storm jungle]

have you seen what we do when we get bored

its pretty universal lol

[storm jungle]

Its not rigid, again.

[daring creek]

set things on fire

we just do that

[storm jungle]

They arent staving off Slaanesh either, they are smart enough to not worship her unless you're a complete idiot.

[fervent geode]

I always wonder what a Phoenix Lord of the Path of Service would look like

[storm jungle]

but yeah when a society achieves its zenith we get bored and commit to depravity

[fervent geode]

I meant more rigidly stave off being degen kinda

[storm jungle]

theres plenty of examples of it in history which is pretty awful

[queen laurel]

This don't sound rigid to me

[storm jungle]

and uhhh

you kinda see what rich people do IRL

and dont see

💀

[fervent geode]

Gilded age stuff

[daring creek]

[fervent geode]

Damn doesnt sound that bad

[daring creek]

We can literally only guess.

[fervent geode]

I wouldn't mind it now ngl

[rocky gale]

I chose the path of the gamer, I am lost on the path

[fervent geode]

Just imagine some evil ass shit entertainment or smth

And very degen

[daring creek]

Are the eldar me

[near wasp]

I choose the path of making sure fent heads don't break into places

[storm jungle]

Craftworld Eldar society is basically the best life in the entire setting. The only downside is if you die and have no soulstone you go to Slaanesh, but that isnt too bad when you are like a no-name craftworld just cruising it through space lol

[queen laurel]

I thought you went path of the lesbian did you just go through that and then end up and lost in the path of the gamer

[near wasp]

Those paths arnt mutually exclusive

[fervent geode]

I can see it now ngl, and well yeah the soulstone issue prob wont effect most aeldari

I choose the path of the jobless anyway, i will be lost on the path

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah

they are basically post-scarcity, they really dont need to do much.

[daring creek]

and you're fine as long as the soul stone remains intact :)

(with the existence of everything else in the galaxy you are in constant peril tbh)

[fervent geode]

Ehh in the 42nd millennium everyone is

Id take my chances

[near wasp]

I mean if you fuck up your soul stone might reject you

[storm jungle]

Already said that

[storm jungle]

Thats basically impossible tho

that isnt a thing that happens at all

its literally a empty stone

[daring creek]

be born a blank

die young

[late verge]

Craftworld eldar are weird and an anomaly and not a good representation of how eldar are on the whole. Dark eldar absolutely do randomly kill and steal from each other. Its not a "human vs eldar" thing, its literally just a craftworlder thing

Craftworlders are just weirdly moral

[fervent geode]

Merciful, considering wth happens to some blanks

[storm jungle]

No?

[near wasp]

Well unless you go more dark eldar

[storm jungle]

Thats different

the stone inflicts every pain you did upon others as punishment

which uhhh

if you're a dark eldar entirely fair imo

[fervent geode]

Drukhari and Asuryani are night and day lmao

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Yeah if you want redemption that much of a punishment is fair

if you die from it then cest la vie

[daring creek]

to be a fucking aeldari and live and die in a craft world

[late verge]

Literally how do you disagree with this. There are objectively more dark eldar and dark eldar also objectively are closer to pre fall eldar anyways

[daring creek]

[fervent geode]

Exodites are closer to Asuryani but they figured being a agrarian is a good way to be chill, thats all i know

Path of the Farmer

[daring creek]

fact that isha is imprisoned by nurgle to be experimented on is like

so cartoon-y lmfao

[storm jungle]

Because... they aren't an anomaly. They represent the main basis of what eldar are in modern 40k. The Dark Eldar are also not a "close representation", pre-fall Eldar were pretty normal once too before they teetered on the brink of total galactic psychopathy, you are muddling eras of a completely diverse civilization.

[fervent geode]

Hehahh deserved false god, praise the old four

[storm jungle]

Very weird take.

Also what do dark eldar being more have to do with anything

no shit, they clone and throw themselves out to streets

lmao

[late verge]

Craftworlders aren't the default because they are a vast minority what are you talking about

[celest dome]

Freak in the streets and the sheets

[fervent geode]

Ehh werent the Drukhari closer to pre near the fall aeldari, with the Haemonculi having been descended from the ruling class of the Aeldari, the Asuryani are closer to the Aeldari who came before the era of decadence near the end

[storm jungle]

They are the default. They literally existed before dark eldar were even a faction, what are you talking about.

[late verge]

Yeah??? You said they only work because theyre not humans when eldar are not above all this???

[late verge]

Im talking lorewise what

[storm jungle]

No bceause we got accounts of eldar making contact with humanity beforehand, if they were dark eldar tiers of evil those wouldnt even happen.

[near wasp]

Craftworlders are the normal eldar

[storm jungle]

What the hell are you going on about bruh

simmer down lmao

[celest dome]

Commoragh/Dark Eldar have changed a lot iirc since the Coalescion

[daring creek]

Slaanesh came last I think

[near wasp]

Dark eldar degenerated even further since the fall

[storm jungle]

Tabletop stuff literally ties into lore, thats what the fuck they write all this stuff around.

[celest dome]

In 40k yes

[fervent geode]

Ehh, technically those could've been craftworlders, fucked up shit like Nocturnians being kidnapped by Aeldari was also happening

[storm jungle]

Craftworlds didnt exist back then.

Nocturnians also didnt exist considering humanity was still in DAOT.

[fervent geode]

I thought they had already become nomadic?

[queen laurel]

How is the craft world there's like not the main representative of pre fall edar when they are literally the same ones that left on the ships?

[storm jungle]

Craftworlds only started near the end of the fall

[fervent geode]

That's why most of them were away from the fall

[storm jungle]

It was during the end of the days of the empire

we dont really have any account of some noticing WAYYYY earlier and leaving before things even got near bad.

[late verge]

Dark eldar are also LITERALLY the same eldar

[fervent geode]

Yeah they existed as trading vessels, and were away from the collapse of aeldari society

[queen laurel]

Yeah but you know The funny thing is they are like no longer the same they don't have psychic capabilities they are fundamentally changed they're like a subspecies an offshoot the purest you have are the actual craft worlders

[near wasp]

Dark eldar don't even use psychic powers they are not the same

[fervent geode]

Yep it says they didnt know till the final weeks

[storm jungle]

never let Catherer cook

[queen laurel]

Dark Eldar are basically offshoots like they function so differently it's not even funny

Like straight up they don't have psykers like not even one

[fervent geode]

Dark Eldar are toned down (psyker shit) in a few aspects from pre fall, but have fallen way further in 90% of other aspects

[queen laurel]

That was like one of the biggest traits of pre fall eldar

[fervent geode]

Yep

[daring creek]

D-don't cook with those, yeah......

[fervent geode]

No psykerisms for a psychic race is a big change imo

[daring creek]

[celest dome]

If my country is gonna get nuked, and loads of people leave elsewhere, the nuke happen and the remaining survivor devolve into a Mad Max styled raiding party.
Who is more similar to our historical culture

[fervent geode]

Good idea

[queen laurel]

They are the psychic race orks are the muscle

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-the-office-thank-you-gif-4688221

This is also COMPLETELY ignoring the fact that Commorragh and its inhabitants developed their own culture.

It was a literal port-city government

[celest dome]

Just to say.
This is not an invitation to nuke my country

[storm jungle]

Shanghai type shit

[late verge]

Craftworlders are a weird apocalypse cult, like, they are objectively the outlier.

We have small, peaceful communities irl that do not require police forces or whatever. I would not call those representative of humanity as a whole because they are so small and relatively isolated

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are biologically difference and have their own culture now

[fervent geode]

Commorragh developed their own shit like Craftworlders did

And exodites ig

[late verge]

Craftworlds work because they are weird, not because theyre eldar

[near wasp]

Too late missiles on its way :3

[late verge]

Eldar are not inherently more moral than humans

Not even close

Like, not even close to close

[storm jungle]

...Apocalypse cult? What. They were doomsday preppers that were extremely sensible and just packed up and left, they arent an outlier and present what the Eldar were at the core of everything before things went to shit.

[near wasp]

What

[queen laurel]

dude

[late verge]

I meant doomsday prepper

[fervent geode]

They were traders

[storm jungle]

They dont randomly invade places and carry out mass genocide campaigns unless absolutely forced to protect their craftworld.

[late verge]

Sowwy

[storm jungle]

like, what they do is evil yes

but the yare way more moral than humans