40k-lore-chat

[daring creek]

Lets kill her

[dapper gyro]

You still think of that Ubisoft game...

You really like it?

[opaque coyote]

Tbf it is a banger

[storm jungle]

I literally havent played it in 10 years

[opaque coyote]

The problem is that it's owned by Ubisoft

[storm jungle]

but yeah its a good game

^

[opaque coyote]

Ubisoft has cool ideas for games in general but executes them in the most mid way now

[dapper gyro]

I used to know some people working on that game.

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Siege, very good idea and genuinely fun base gameplay.

Ruined by the Ubisoft balancing team

[daring creek]

I got for honor for free

Its still collecting dust

[outer wave]

This guy STINKS!

[opaque coyote]

Sullo.

Hm.

Wonder if she's related to Sulla perchance. Does she have a horse face also?

[storm jungle]

👎

[opaque coyote]

Had to

[storm jungle]

nah this generation is cooked

[daring creek]

Question. The ideal servitor is someone who is like. Dead right? Ignoring the botched lobotomies. Like can they just be a reanimated corpse

Fuck I want waffles

[storm jungle]

Nope, alive.

Lobotomies dont kill you.

[daring creek]

Someone get my waffle servitor

[opaque coyote]

Nope, just almost dead at best

Hopefully they lobotmize you correctly

[daring creek]

Right right.

[opaque coyote]

So only your soul is screaming out

Which is

[daring creek]

Ah

[opaque coyote]

Surprisingly common in 40k

[daring creek]

Fuck

I wish I had a waffle servitor rn

[opaque coyote]

Then again fates worse than death are common in general

[daring creek]

I could kill for some waffles

[storm jungle]

time to return to your designated Amazon Work Stationarium missus

🫡

[daring creek]

FUCKED UP

DIE

DON'T PUT ME IN THE WAGE CAGE NOOOOO

[opaque coyote]

A reminder that this is still patented by Amazon

[vagrant fox]

get in a relationship with a pathetic bozo you can boss around

[outer wave]

So guy wants to not only pay for his mom's debt that she herself accumilated, but also look into what happened at that retreat incident?

[opaque coyote]

Also same

Belgian waffles are great

I'm a whore for sweets so

[daring creek]

i need a waffle iron dawg

[opaque coyote]

Mmm sugar

[daring creek]

Deez eggos aint worth shit

[opaque coyote]

Eggos are mid

[daring creek]

Someone buy me rum

Pls

[dapper gyro]

Quake 4 has some of the grim dark stuff.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/quake/images/f/f2/Torso_unit.jpg

That dude is alive...

[outer wave]

He's fine

[daring creek]

What he being used for

[opaque coyote]

I think it also has a scene where you get partially stroggified.

But luckily you get saved before the brain chip is installed

[dapper gyro]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/quake/images/2/2a/Sickbastards.jpg

Healing station

[opaque coyote]

A neat detail is that after you get freed, you can actually read the Strogg language as a result. Because of the eye implants

[dapper gyro]

it makes darktide look tame

[storm jungle]

Yeah i assume its like a daemon haunting them or something

[dapper gyro]

Yes, it is the one game.

[storm jungle]

this is a horror novel so lol

[outer wave]

Why would a daemon be haunting this family from an incident 70 years ago?

I guess it has to do with the servitor

[opaque coyote]

"A Daemon ripping away human autonomy and taking control of their bodies? Only I can do that!"

[storm jungle]

idk man daemons are bitches

[opaque coyote]

Because it's funny

And also they're bored

[outer wave]

I know they're assholes but still

[storm jungle]

they just do it for the love of the game

[opaque coyote]

Daemons are literally some of the most fun characters in 40k as a result

They're literally just there to ragebait and troll

[vagrant fox]

Is it a new one?

[outer wave]

Im sorry but erm.... Gura is gone, dude. She's not here anymore.

[opaque coyote]

Unless if they're Khornate then just the ragebait

[daring creek]

We live in a society

[outer wave]

What if its just one Nurgling named Horrid Smell haunting this family?

[storm jungle]

nah older, The Colonel's Monograph

also nice smut collection

[vagrant fox]

Black Library burns then ig

[daring creek]

I want chocolate milk mixed with rum

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine that the Black Library just has a section that's locked off

"Yeah, it's the smut section. Due to a deal with Slaanesh, a bunch of daemonettes go there to read it everyday."

[daring creek]

It must be good if they reading it

[opaque coyote]

Nah it's Slaanesh

It's most likely trashy

The alpha male type of romantic novels

Type of shit

That somehow gets buckets of sales because women are freaky at times

[vagrant fox]

They've definitely got that fairy smut A Court of Thorns and Roses in there then

[daring creek]

Hell no it has to be good

It needs to be a romantic snuff comedy

Cmon...

[vagrant fox]

That's more or less it

[daring creek]

Yay

[opaque coyote]

Excess is paramount

So it's trashy

[daring creek]

;(

[opaque coyote]

But also very kinky

Shades of grey but accurate to bdsm relationships and techniques

(very mysterious)

((lost copy vintage))

Cause it's the black library

[daring creek]

Does binging youtube shorts satisfy slaanesh

[tough haven]

The infamous daemonic tome “40,000 shades of grey”

[opaque coyote]

Slaanesh Doomscrolls daily

[tough haven]

Nah, nurgle

[winter pine]

Short form video rots the brain, that's more nurgle

[opaque coyote]

Could also be Tzeentch judging by how chaotic it is

[vagrant fox]

Depends on if it's done for excess or despair reasons

[languid meadow]

I love some of Vashtorrs scenes in the new Cawl book

"fuck you bitch I'll just sit here until you die I got eternity dumbass"

[opaque coyote]

Vashtorr is great

[tough haven]

What book is that

[languid meadow]

Archmagos

[zenith remnant]

Belisarius Cawl: Archmagos

[storm jungle]

extremely creative name as usual

[languid meadow]

yes

[storm jungle]

no

[languid meadow]

a man named guy has great naming

it's peak

[storm jungle]

This cannot continue

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[winter pine]

Guy Haley in the kitchen when he cooked up the idea of a planet trapped in time during The War in Heaven:

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-gif-18093439449404574082

[zenith remnant]

I like the development of his Cryptek prisoner

[storm jungle]

she deserved better

trapped in the goonjar forever with Cawl

🫙

[tough haven]

Obtained.

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-meme-jar-gif-4658690738464352739

[zenith remnant]

"Congratulations bitch, by trying and failing to kill me, you are now a head in a box. "

[storm jungle]

She wasnt aware of his plot armor

honest mistake imo

[languid meadow]

I love Cawl

bro is just

so tired of everyones shit while being on demon mode

[tough haven]

Didn’t know he was a named character

[opaque coyote]

Cawl has a brain cell and it constantly bounces between galaxy brain and him being stupid

[winter pine]

The immortal behead Necron lady when Cawl has been yapping to her for literally a week straight

[opaque coyote]

"I will make an AI copy... I wonder why all of my creations hate me?"

[zenith remnant]

Cawl riding a ship down through a temporal storm whooping like he's jumping a motorcycle over a dozen exploding trucks is not something I knew I needed

[tough haven]

Cawl has one brain cell and it’s shared between various consciousnesses

[near wasp]

hes a joy

[opaque coyote]

"Man I wonder why Alpha Primus dislikes me?"

in eternal internal pain due to cawl

[tough haven]

Bro is the epitome of this quote: “There’s an old saying about asking forgiveness rather than permission, but the essence of it is, ‘I’m going to do what I want.”

[opaque coyote]

‘I don’t serve him. I belong to him,’ said Alpha Primus. ‘That doesn’t
mean my mind is the same as his.’

‘He is brilliant,’ said Daelus. ‘He made us all.’

‘He saved our Chapter,’ Ulas said.

‘You do not know him as I do. He made me first,’ said Alpha Primus. ‘I have been at his side for a long time. He gave me too much. His designs
were too ambitious. I suffer because of it.’

‘How so?’ said Ulas. ‘You are mighty. If every Primaris Marine had your
strength then–’

‘I hurt,’ Primus interrupted. ‘Everywhere. My dreams are black. My soul is shackled by another man’s ideal. I see more and know more than any human being ever should. In creating me, Cawl tried to match the Emperor’s achievements. It did not work. I pay for his arrogance every second of every day. I tell you because you should know that the archmagos dominus’ talents are not infinite. I am your prototype, and living evidence of his overreach.’

- Belisarius Cawl: The Great Work

[languid meadow]

I really like Primus

very interesting character

[zenith remnant]

AP feeling like his soul is sat loosely in his own skin and in constant pain acting like a janitor that people keep dropping empty gas station soda cups in front of

[opaque coyote]

So the exact same thing

[languid meadow]

"I am a wyrm in human skin"

[zenith remnant]

I refuse to believe there aren't catgirls on Cawl's ship somewhere

[opaque coyote]

Alpha Primus is that one minimum wage worker that has been working there for

Way too long

[storm jungle]

Bacon 🫡

[opaque coyote]

He randomly vents to the customers he serves

[opaque coyote]

Also judging by Primus's descriptions, I think Cawl tried to make them closer to Custodes

[storm jungle]

Nah

Primus is literally a primarch

[opaque coyote]

His soul shackled to another man's ideals sounds similar to the custodes and the emperor

[storm jungle]

just a diet one

[opaque coyote]

Where they physically can't go against him

[storm jungle]

because everyone is a primarch at this point.

[languid meadow]

what was that scene again

[storm jungle]

Slop.

[languid meadow]

fuck I forgot

he asks a demon I think if he's a primarch and the demon rage baits him

[storm jungle]

its a Short story that comes with the novel

[opaque coyote]

Makes sense lore wise

But also

I love MCU Grimdark edition I love MCU Grimdark edition

[storm jungle]

"lore wise"

its all marketing you fucking ant

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-magnifying-glass-plankton-spongebob-magnifying-glass-burn-gif-27213632

[opaque coyote]

Like logically you'd go for the most powerful persons

Aka Primarchs

[storm jungle]

👎

[languid meadow]

"The first question was ever ‘What am I?’
It leered. ‘The first, a template, an experiment, a mistake, a success, a failure, an offshoot, a shameful secret, a beloved work…’"

[opaque coyote]

Shoot for the stars

That's what Cawl always does

[languid meadow]

‘Then am I a primarch?’ he blurted. The thing’s answer was cryptic. ‘What are the Anathema’s sons but too much spirit in too little flesh? What is a nightmare if not the same?’

I like this answer

[storm jungle]

I like how the answer is literally "yes"

but the daemon goes full britannica mode

lmao

[opaque coyote]

Daemons love presentation

[storm jungle]

Sloppa.

[opaque coyote]

#1 rule of Chaos

[languid meadow]

"You are a shadow. They are darkness"

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-flop-flopping-i-love-to-flop-big-floppa-gif-25588715

[languid meadow]

dietmarch

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-edgy-gun-4chan-chungus-gif-22492410

this is Primus btw

[languid meadow]

more depressed

[opaque coyote]

God I love that cutscene

It is so dumb

[storm jungle]

👎

[opaque coyote]

And yet a childish part of me thinks it's the coolest shit ever

Because nostaglia

[dapper gyro]

This is why Roboute is the best to fight chaos, he is the incarnation of presentation.

[languid meadow]

racking the hand guard of an AR

[opaque coyote]

Pumping it like a shotgun

Twisting the mag

Also I think it's actually an MP5

[languid meadow]

that gun was violated

[opaque coyote]

No

No wait it's an AR-15?

[dapper gyro]

It is an AR15.

[opaque coyote]

Yeah nvm then

[dapper gyro]

Technically, you can do that motion with an MP5 if your fingers are strong enough.

[opaque coyote]

Still stupid as hell though

[winter pine]

SEGA inadvertently creating a generation of furry gun enthusiasts with this cutscene

[vagrant fox]

It's a Troy 223 ☝️ 🤓

[dapper gyro]

They existed long before Sega did that...

[storm jungle]

"creating"

[dapper gyro]

(Looking at chewie)

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

The funniest visual is Shadow using the Minigun

Because it's literally like

2x as tall as him

And he's also holding that shit with one hand

While running

The gunplay is surprisingly fun but the problem is that they neutered his regular abilities as a result

Also the game is ass but if you've watched any review you probably already knew rhat

[winter pine]

I used to love Sonic 2006 speedruns because it's almost as broken as Ocarina of Time, not very familiar if Shadow the Hedgehog is in the same tier

[opaque coyote]

If I knew every game with 6 that was a buggy messy failure with huge potential I would have two nickels

It is also deeply ironic since the reason why 666 is related to the devil is because 6 in the Bible is 1 less than the 'perfect" heavenly number 7

And both Sonic 06 and MegaMan X6 would've been cool if they weren't unfinished messes

[dapper gyro]

I thought the actual number is not 666 but something else, but got lost in translation.

[opaque coyote]

MegaMan X6 is uhh

Very unfinished btw

Like the game was "done" in 6 months and it had shit like

A Japanese to English translation on the same tier of like the 1980's

And zero QA testing

Some levels are literally impossible with specific armors

It doesn't help that X7 is also arguably worse

X8 was decent though

And then the series is now in limbo

MegaMan in general is in limbo

Except recently with the announcement for the new game

But they cancelled a lot of announced games like several times

The only MegaMan series that is definitively finished is the Zero games

Those are awesome and also had a defined ending

A good chunk of the MegaMan x games deserved reworks

They remade X1 but it's only PSP exclusive and of course

It had shit sales

Worst part is that it's good

Even added a new campaign

I wish Capcom would rerelease it but they haven't

[jade holly]

I went to my first ever Warhammer store

There was a Popeyes right next to it lmao

[winter pine]

The Infinite and the Divine is such a good book, I need to re-read it again

[daring creek]

Popeyes don't sound good ngl

[jade holly]

I got chicken with bones instead of the tenders I asked for

[rocky gale]

All I know of popeye's chicken is Little Nicky

[daring creek]

Kill them

[rocky gale]

Yea if I order boneless and they give me bones, I'd take their bones

[daring creek]

Don't care how low yo wage is. Put pickles on my burger and I'm coming in with dynamite

[rocky gale]

Na fam, give me the picklepounder

[near wasp]

good luck with painting

[jade holly]

It’s gonna be a while before I paint anything

Let alone build them

I need to make space to set them

[daring creek]

Who thumbs downed my post

You put pickles on burgers don't you

[vagrant fox]

Picklehaters will be fed pickles until taste improves

[sacred ginkgo]

Burger pickles suck

I make actual pickles

[daring creek]

Okay but taste varies with restaurant

[sacred ginkgo]

The shit they put on fast food aren't real

[daring creek]

Most of the things aren't real there

I've seen how those mfs make mcgriddles

Mc ribs*

[sacred ginkgo]

I am a pickle lover but burger pickles just aren't real

If you cut one open its just gray glorp on the inside

[vagrant fox]

I don't really eat mcdonalds that shit's nothing

[sacred ginkgo]

Neither do I

[vagrant fox]

I had pickled turnip yesterday and I would put it in my homemade burgers and force it upon everyone else

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok I probably would too

[young pecan]

As someone who closed kitchen and practically managed it for like two years at McDonald's, it really isn't hard to make peoples' sandwiches decently

I may scoff when I see a pickle hater but I'll still make your sandwich right

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I think the worst part about retail is requiring to smile

[young pecan]

That's why I was happy being in the kitchen

[daring creek]

based

My mom said I was her lil pogchamp :3

[young pecan]

racism is bad

[valid needle]

What is a pog champ

[daring creek]

Please no politics

[valid needle]

Is it

[young pecan]

I

think so

[valid needle]

If you don’t know for certain, then that means you in some amount think it is not, which means you are infact racist.

[storm jungle]

Race shouldnt exist as a concept

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/racist-point-smile-gif-16693098

[storm jungle]

thats why imo we should all be blind

🧠

[young pecan]

I'm learning so much today

[vagrant fox]

like a champion at pogs, the thing from the 1990s

'memba these

[spring cairn]

sigsen unc

[dapper gyro]

Things were so colourful back then.

Nowadays, even with AI, things look bland.

[valid needle]

Google said it means excited or something

I don’t know, young folk slang confuses me these days.

[winged jacinth]

Its a twitch emote that displays an excited face

Formerly that of now disgraced fighting game player gootecks

Just imagine they're making this face

[arctic talon]

ngl

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-urien-sf3-3rd-strike-ibuki-gif-17448637

my favorite anti vaxxer

[young pecan]

How far some mfs would go just to say a word they're not supposed to

[sacred ginkgo]

What the actual fuck is that entrance anim

[arctic talon]

Its him revealing his true form

next question

[vagrant fox]

anti agartha agent

[arctic talon]

hes way darker skinned in third strike

compared to like every other game

lol

[queen laurel]

Reverse Michael Jackson

[arctic talon]

if it helps he is part of the illuminati and one of its main leaders

[sacred ginkgo]

That does not help in the slightest

[queen laurel]

average street fighter lore

[winged jacinth]

I know a little street fighter lore i have no idea what the fuck uriel's deal is

[arctic talon]

Urien is weird

he just wants to rule the world

under the illumnati lol

[winged jacinth]

The dark skin is an armor mode so it might be iron or something

[arctic talon]

sorry they rennamed it to the "secret society"

very subtle capcom

[winged jacinth]

How is he going to rule the world its already got a president

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-street-fighter-g-president-of-the-world-gif-18165537

[arctic talon]

G is a lie made up by imperialists

from the hollow earth

god G is so fucking weird lol

[winged jacinth]

Hes got the continents living on his skin what more do you want

[arctic talon]

he's like

actually weirder then Q

and Q is fucking creepy lol

probably the same guy

but still how the fuck lol

[winged jacinth]

Dont worry about it

Hes the president

You can tell because he kinda looks like abe lincoln

[arctic talon]

still funny how SF6 is the first game set after SF3

ever

💀

anyways they should add Hakan to SF6

[winged jacinth]

I would love to know the initial design process for G

[arctic talon]

because I want to see him oiled up and slide across the entire screen

before grappling someone

[jade holly]

With that being said G was supposedly meant to be a recurring antagonist from what I heard

So it’s weird we haven’t seen him again yet

[arctic talon]

Honestly I still think he’s Q

[dapper gyro]

Q doesn't talk that much. G is a rambler.

[arctic talon]

Yeah I think something happened lol

It’s like 5 years between V and third strike

[dapper gyro]

Less than that I think.

[rose thorn]

Q is PEAK

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-q-sf3-3rd-strike-street-fighter-cool-gif-20685884

[storm jungle]

Street Fighter

Zero juri feetposting

this entire chat is banned

[arctic talon]

Do it yourself

Coward

[heady rivet]

I'm here

[storm jungle]

AINT NO WAY

[jade holly]

I think Q is some form of failed clone or Android based on G

Because G has a lot of Geokinesis powers that Q doesn’t have

[jade holly]

Oh you see the good news I had earlier?

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/juri-street-fighter-6-juri-han-face-reaction-gif-11401483181172890420

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter-sf-sf6-street-fighter-6-zangief-gif-13781502527458576826

[heady rivet]

If I didnt have a whole running theme with all my Rejects I would have a Juri Han Scum

[outer wave]

Dont gimme Juri feet gimme Juri ASS

[outer wave]

Are they gonna do the dance of tongue with each other?

[jade holly]

Bruh how did I set up a double tap to react?

And how do I turn that crap off?

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/juri-sfv-sfvi-sf6-sf5-gif-26419617

[heady rivet]

Then you are a Cammie fan

[arctic talon]

You can’t

[heady rivet]

Shoutout to Capcom being all leg guys. EVERY Capcom game

[outer wave]

Or a Chun-Li fan

[heady rivet]

Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Street Fighter, all of em

[heady rivet]

Thats Thighs

[outer wave]

Thighs can make the ass huge

Ergo, both work

[heady rivet]

Nevertheless

[storm jungle]

Chun's legs are like fucking tree logs

so idk about that Berk

[dapper gyro]

Give us example next time so we know what to do.

[arctic talon]

Monster Hunter devs def like the chest considering what the muscular body “armor” set does for both genders lol

[dapper gyro]

Now, I know that you like to use for foot for some reason.

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

I dont lmao

its more that its juri's entire character

[outer wave]

Whaddya mean, her butt is still pretty huge just maybe not Cammy big

[dapper gyro]

Monster Hunter is nothing.

[daring creek]

any 40k books written with comedy in mind

[dapper gyro]

Dragon's Dogma is where Capcom shit is.

[arctic talon]

Assasinorum kingmaker is dark comedy

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Brutal Kunning

[arctic talon]

Infinite and the divine

Is funny

[heady rivet]

Both, but Capcom is a LEGGY company as a whole

[outer wave]

Im not wrong! Ive seen the fan art! Which exaggerates everything with the slightest inclination of a bust or a bum but never mind that

[heady rivet]

Juri texts like my exes which says a lot about me

[near wasp]

Madam if you just started with that you wouldn't of needed the gun

[dapper gyro]

Also SF5 Cammy used to have visible nipples.

[heady rivet]

This very game used to have nipple pokies

[dapper gyro]

Capcom is not just about legs, but full body.

[heady rivet]

@shut ingot explain

[arctic talon]

💀

[dapper gyro]

Fun fact, it is just different texture, otherwise same model, the nipples is still there.

[arctic talon]

Unsurprised

[dapper gyro]

Sefoni also wears the old texture.

[jade holly]

The Infinite and the Divne

[heady rivet]

I'm recruiting more people to get the frame as we speak

[heady rivet]

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/kaizzyx-juri-steet-fighter6-sf6-capcom-gif-26454340

https://tenor.com/view/juri-juri-face-juri-pout-street-fighter-gif-26491263

[daring creek]

I want this persons head mailed to me this instant

[sacred bluff]

!!

[dapper gyro]

https://myfigurecollection.net/?_tb=item&orEntries[]=6247&rootId=0

You can check price there, too.

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/juri-juri-han-street-fighter-sfv-foot-gif-17848033

We do a little footposting

[heady rivet]

[dapper gyro]

Ok, that's enough, I don't want this to become deGen chat or old zealot chat.

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[heady rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-helpmann-true-feel-that-thats-true-morgan-freeman-true-gif-15273165990450333551

[jade holly]

So I’ve been thinking in my Overlord character idea that messes around with a song of the universe only he can hear and thought up a cool ability for him

The Danse Macabre, an alteration to the universal song he makes to make his army nigh unkillable, I need to think on the specifics soon but I have an overarching idea on what it does

[heady rivet]

Alright lore chat lets do something fun

Someone roll me d100

[jade holly]

65

[dapper gyro]

Found this while looking at some STL...

[heady rivet]

Grim.

[jade holly]

Seems way too overengineered imo

[jade holly]

Not as cool as Tomb Worlds

[heady rivet]

Alright next I need 3d10

[daring creek]

https://fixupx.com/HashionDiscord/status/2005413051189936265

Hashi (@HashionDiscord)

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Plague Doctor (Coms open!) (@PlagueD9585)

I went to a cosplay competition

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FixupX · Dec 28, 2025, 10:11 AM

I feel this person is actually in this server

Actually no

They had a heretic oc

[jade holly]

Thank you Google AI, very accurate indeed

I remember fighting hordes of Destroyers in Space Marine 2

[daring creek]

Always trust google ai

god I hate google

[jade holly]

It’s had some accurate responses for me before

Just not all the time

[vagrant fox]

3 snake eyes

[daring creek]

I just do not like being forced to see and use it

[vagrant fox]

They(allegedly) posted in the fan art channel

[jade holly]

Is this guy meant to be THE Destroyer lord though?

[arctic talon]

He is called the first destroyer

So

Yes

[jade holly]

If we got the lord of Destroyers, give us the Lord of the Flayed Ones

I really need to finish Twice Dead King before I spoil more for myself

[daring creek]

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I should finish watching Starship troopers

https://fixupx.com/WH40kbestof/status/2005404894732161065 @jade holly

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FixupX · Dec 28, 2025, 10:26 PM

[jade holly]

Every Silent King needs a Silent Queen

[outer wave]

Humans if hot aliens: gay sex

Humans if ugly aliens: gay sex

[daring creek]

realistic

[young pecan]

The summaries thing under the drop-down "frequently asked questions" tabs being replaced with AI overview

Actual 9/11 tier event

[crystal forum]

us gays are not very picky

[outer wave]

I almost feel as though you gays are much pickier than I think you are

[jade holly]

Bruh

I just realized

General Greivous was only active for 3 years in Star Wars lore

[daring creek]

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FixupX · Dec 26, 2025, 3:29 AM

[willow patrol]

Part of me kinda wonders why

Well, it could just be his own ego

But why the emperor didn't learn from human history and just went

"Cult of personality autocracy"

[tough haven]

https://youtube.com/shorts/KOtv1lJuuhI?si=91APR5EpFAThBjue

Definitely gonna be a fucking like investigator or data broker

[willow patrol]

I do have a friend who wants Aeldari but

With Dukane in the picture it's just impossible lol

[tough haven]

Also zero chance any Aeldari are just gonna hurl even the most expendable eldar into the human meat grinder

[willow patrol]

Arbites kinda set the standard for

More strong imperial roles to be in the darktide

game

So tech priest wouldn't be to OP

[tough haven]

It’s not gonna be admech

I’m not saying it couldn’t

[willow patrol]

Why wouldn't it be tho

[tough haven]

There’s lots of potential for a tech adept or skitarii

[willow patrol]

genuinely i can't think of any other class that'd fit cryptic

[tough haven]

Spite

[queen laurel]

It's also in line with dark heresy

[tough haven]

The community wants it

[tough haven]

Data broker

[queen laurel]

Scum, zealot, vet, psyker, and arbites

[willow patrol]

I'm sorry but I feel like any class besides admech would just be to boring or not original enough

[queen laurel]

And one of the classes also are mechanicus

[willow patrol]

(forgive me darktide devs i love you guys but this is how i view it)

[glass drum]

Skitarii would be nice and would fit in imo

[willow patrol]

Skitarii are admech tho aren't they

At least in terms of like

what organization they're apart of

[glass drum]

Pretty much

[willow patrol]

The only other thing it could be sorta is

An inquisition soldier of some kind

and be sorta like victor/witch hunter from vermintide

But that would be clashing with zealot

[glass drum]

Inquistion did come to mind when i heard cryptic

[arctic talon]

Tech adept is better

Skitarii are the SoB to the mechanicus

[glass drum]

Then ppl started making theories that cryptic is also related to ad mech so idk

[willow patrol]

It can't be anything religious because it intervenes with Zealot

[arctic talon]

In terms of role

[willow patrol]

that's why SoB can't be a class

[arctic talon]

No I’m referring to their role within the mechanicus

Which is why I think they won’t be the class

They overlap with vet

[glass drum]

Sisters does seem unlikely

[arctic talon]

It’s going to be a tech adept

I’m 100% sure

Lol

[glass drum]

Terms of a new unique class
A unit from ad mech would 100% be more better

[heady rivet]

Cant wait when they announce the Admech class and then all the cogboy copers bitch ANYWAY

[arctic talon]

lol

[glass drum]

Not me xd

Can we finally get plasma pistol with it

[arctic talon]

No

[glass drum]

[willow patrol]

Genuinely was Arbites a bit much for darktide

[heady rivet]

No, die.

[willow patrol]

we're rejects

[arctic talon]

No

[willow patrol]

expendables

[arctic talon]

They’re just picking from the dark heresy list

Also all the arbites we play as

[willow patrol]

Idk what Dark Heresy is

[arctic talon]

Are rejects by arbite standards

[queen laurel]

I can respect people when they like something but people got mad during the whole debacle was funny and them getting mad at hive scum saying they are common criminals literally ignore a huge part of the Lore that space marine recruit from them

[willow patrol]

Yeah but it doesn't really fit into the trailers for the Arbites

[arctic talon]

The ttrpg, all of the classes in Darktide besides ogryn are from the list of playable archetypes

[arctic talon]

It fits with their personalities

Scum is scum/desparado

Veteran is veteran/warrior

Psyker is mystic/psyker

[glass drum]

Well hive scum was pretty nice addition ngl

[daring creek]

Do you guys have any theories to whats next

[arctic talon]

Ogryn is from only war

[arctic talon]

Admech because I own 4k points of them

[queen laurel]

Yeah and they're also such a blank slate They can look in a variety of ways

[glass drum]

And honestly scum could've been here sooner

[arctic talon]

Scum feels like they were the first class

[queen laurel]

They are genuinely a flexible pick

[arctic talon]

They wanted to make

lol

Scum also fit in great with the inqusition

[queen laurel]

Yeah even more so than arbites

[arctic talon]

What inqusitor doesn’t have some random asshole they found

[glass drum]

Lol yeh adding them now was definitely a weird one after arbites

[queen laurel]

It genuinely feels like a love letter from the team

[willow patrol]

I only got into darktide a month ago rly so it's hard for me to say what it felt like before these classes got added lol

[daring creek]

The way I play hive scum makes me feel like an arbites

[arctic talon]

Honestly it felt about the same, the arbites are an “out group” to the rejects

Even the scum are

[heady rivet]

Barber-Surgeon

[arctic talon]

Itll be adept

My favorite pencil pushers

From dark heresy

And I am literal when I say pencil pusher

[glass drum]

We getting Kroots

[daring creek]

Xeno is an impossibility yeah?

[glass drum]

Kryptic

[brazen terrace]

What is this?

[glass drum]

[arctic talon]

I highly doubt it

[arctic talon]

Looks admech adjacent with the legs

[glass drum]

https://tenor.com/view/black-templar-sister-of-battle-warhammer-40k-dancing-space-marine-gif-16084334959388278613

[daring creek]

Hm

[arctic talon]

Oh

Sister of battle

lol

Er

Part of the sororitas

Rather

Not a combat role primarily one

[daring creek]

[arctic talon]

I forgot what it’s called

[daring creek]

Repentias?

[brazen terrace]

Is a sister? thought it was something else due to the red robes

[arctic talon]

No not repentia

She’s not mostly naked lol

[daring creek]

Mm

[arctic talon]

It’s a sister, it’s someone’s OC

That gif is a commission I believe lol

[daring creek]

Oh I thought we were talking classes

[brazen terrace]

Oh... so not legit design?

[daring creek]

I think we'll get a noble

[arctic talon]

No it’s based on an in universe thing

lol

[heady rivet]

Sisters have a lot of non-combat orders, important to note

[arctic talon]

I believe it’s the dialogus

[heady rivet]

Barber-Surgeon next

[daring creek]

A noble class sounds funny. Magbe

[brazen terrace]

I was trying to re create it in Darktide lol

Still need proper legs

[jade holly]

Can four armed overlords exist at all?

[daring creek]

We should get admech at some point

[brazen terrace]

🤔

[daring creek]

Not necessarily skitarii

[arctic talon]

Imagifier

Prolly

[jade holly]

Tech priest is what I want, one of the lower class ones

[daring creek]

Maybe a failed acolyte

[arctic talon]

The legs match

But hers doesn’t have the spikes

Idk

It is def a sob thing

Bcs the other sob in the gif is a dialogus

[glass drum]

I mean skitariis have lower ranked ones too

[arctic talon]

Skitarii overlap with vet

I do not understand people’s obsession with skitarii

[jade holly]

Skitarii are boring for an admech class

[arctic talon]

Being the admech representative

lol

[jade holly]

I want the true tech priest experience

[brazen terrace]

Are there "Levels" within the sister of battle? trying to make 3 builds with something like that

[arctic talon]

There’s a lot of dif ranks/roles/orders

[jade holly]

They want their femboy Skitarii (I don’t understand where that came from lol)

[arctic talon]

For militant orders Battle sisters are the rank and file

The ones in training are novitiates

[daring creek]

That would be rlly cool

[arctic talon]

Battle sisters can take more specific roles

[brazen terrace]

Do they have names taht I could look in the internet? I would like some visuals to make the drip

[arctic talon]

And then celestants are veteran battle sisters

[daring creek]

West's an SoB going to do?

Any clues?

[brazen terrace]

Got these 2... neeed a 3 one

[arctic talon]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/shop/warhammer-40000/armies-of-the-imperium/adepta-sororitas

Here ya go

lol

[arctic talon]

Right ones armor is a preacher

It’s based on Pious Vorne’s armor

[jade holly]

What Necron unit would Grievous most likely be? (Ngl looking back on it I think Grievous is where my obsession with robots and cyborgs came from lmao)

[arctic talon]

And she was a ganger who are people

Turned preacher

lol

Not a SoB

Ironically

[daring creek]

I would really like a turrent servitor I can deploy. It would be great for holding down choke points/preventing us from being flanked by a horde/area denial enemies

[arctic talon]

Lychguard, overlord/lord, destroyer

[daring creek]

I want to be engineer tf2 in dt

[jade holly]

I think some form of Skorpekh destroyer with bipedal legs is most accurate

[daring creek]

Maybe even a servo skull

A servo skull would be super cool

[jade holly]

I had a whole Admech class concept made up with skill tree lol

[daring creek]

Show

[brazen terrace]

Everything looks samey and zealot doesn't have any leg armor 🥲 🥲

[jade holly]

It’s on a notes app and idk how to share that file lmao

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[daring creek]

You can always just copy and paste it/upload it on disc

[jade holly]

Too long

[daring creek]

Lmao

Fair

[arctic talon]

Sob have a very specific aesthetic

Armor wise in 40k tbh

[daring creek]

I don't think an SoB is going to happen

[arctic talon]

I’m not saying it is

Ffs

[jade holly]

We already have zealots

[daring creek]

Yea u r I can read your mind

[arctic talon]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GxdjtDdWIAA19YB.gif

[brazen terrace]

Ye we got Zealot already, we could use some more armored options for fashion tho

[daring creek]

Mad cuz I read ur mind

[jade holly]

I’ll just send a snippet of the parts I like for my concept

[daring creek]

Yay

:3

[arctic talon]

No

Smh

Now die

[hollow lantern]

I really hope they never do a power armor class

[jade holly]

Blitzes:

Guardian-Skull:
Deploy a servo skull to your selected target with a set health pool that has an autopistol attached to it. It consumes Promethium every time it fires, entering a dormant state when out of Promethium. Targeting an elite will have the Guardian-Skull fire on that elite.

Dataspike
Thrust out a Mechadendrite with a dataspike attached to stab any enemies in front of you. It does high weakspot damage and counts as a melee attack.

Phosphor Blast Pistol
Pull out phosphor blast pistol. It has a 3 shot magazine with 3 shots in reserves for 6 shots total. Hitting an enemy will ignite them in white phosphor, burning them overtime, marking them, and making them take more damage for 5 seconds.

[hollow lantern]

I really enjoy my drug addict scumfuck

[jade holly]

btw Promethium is a class passive resource I made for it

[hollow lantern]

I like that we're getting abnormal stuff

[jade holly]

Inb4 we get the Leagues of Votann for some damn reason

[queen laurel]

sisters of battle are in dark heresy aren't they

[arctic talon]

There’s an NPC one

No word on companion

[hollow lantern]

Iirc SoB proper are in their own book

[queen laurel]

I mean playable

[hollow lantern]

And it's kinda a GK situation where the entire team is reccomended to play one

[queen laurel]

in ttrpg

[hollow lantern]

The rpg or the crpg

[arctic talon]

Who knows for the crpg

lol

[queen laurel]

ttrpg

[daring creek]

Skitarii tomorrow

[jade holly]

What’d you think of the Blitzes btw?

I made that like 2 years ago now lmao

[hollow lantern]

Yeah iirc for the ttrpg they're not base book and they're kinda a "everyone in the party runs one" obligation like Grey Knights

[queen laurel]

this Rat ogre is not gonna change ain't she

[daring creek]

But yeah if a admech class ever happens I would be so stoked to hear the conversations.

Makes sense.

Mmm I would've appreciated them a lot more if we already didn't have concepts like these.

But you kinda hit the mark on what fs planned to do lol

Last one feels like needle gun

[jade holly]

Combat Abilities:
Servitor Summon
Summon in a Gun Servitor that is equipped with a Boltgun that will fight alongside you, draining Promethium over time while it’s active. Marking a target will have it attack that target. Once you’re out of Promethium, the Servitors are destroyed. Servitors have a set health pool. Servitors count as allies.

Canticles of the Omnissiah
Inload a special command through prayer to yourself and allies, granting Toughness damage reduction and movement speed for 5 seconds.

I made only 2 combat abilities lmao

I’m lazy

[brazen terrace]

Is there like a "rank" before u get into the sororitas lines?

Like similar to how the space marine got these recon guys that have not earned their full armor

[daring creek]

Combat servitor 🙏

Don't think I'd have it use boltgun but something more high velocity, like recon lasgun to melt down trash hordes. And its weakness of course being carapace. But there should be modifying nodes that let you change its equipped arms. Like a weapon made for high armor pen but low ammunition to balance it out. So it doesn't delete carapace horde after carapace horde, and only "okay enough" for dealing with trash hordes.

Of course the high damage is good but its a waste to use on just groaners. Or maybe even a sniper servitor that aims primarily for ranged elites.

Like snipers lol

[jade holly]

Fuck it

Kastellan Robot

[daring creek]

If we have things like stim pack nullifying modifiers like the blight spreads. Why not do the same for ones like vent purge?

Though hive scum has that covered technically since it becomes immune to all ranged damage

But there should be more options beyond that

And maybe give the sniper turrent semi low health

[jade holly]

like I said, made 2 years ago lmao

[daring creek]

Maybe it can even work as a distraction

Or just suppressing fire

Itd be really cool

I hope I can name my servitor if it ever happens :(

I have just a few ideas

[jade holly]

Cupcake the destroyer of worlds

[daring creek]

Im naming em george

[heady rivet]

Hey everyone, just wanted to ask why ||YOU DONT OWN A NECROMUNDA GANG?||

[tough haven]

Lack of time

Hell I don’t even play kill team and I love kill team

Is there a difference between lingua technis and binharic?

[arctic talon]

Same thing, different name

[tough haven]

See cause I always see it being used as if they are different

[arctic talon]

they both get called the most common language

idk

I feel like Binharic is what GW uses the most

so I just use that one

lol

[tough haven]

Same

I always kinda thought lingua technis was another expression of binharic, like how ASL and spoken word are both expressions of English

[jade holly]

When’s Nekrosor Ammentar releasing?

[shadow plover]

Once GW gives the pre-order date

we never know releases prior to that

[jade holly]

Seems like I’m joining the mini hobby just in time

So many cool new models coming out

(Hopefully for characters I want to get updated models of)

[shadow plover]

We just gotta get an update for Trazyn

[jade holly]

I personally want it to be him on his throne

[shadow plover]

[near wasp]

As I've understood it tingua technis is like the holy language while like binharic is the raw language of machines

during the trial of cawl one of the tech priests gives out a binharic message in accusations and qov has to translate it to lingua technis

[lament shoal]

Never took more pleasure in killing characters in a video game until now

[near wasp]

With no context this just looks like a warcrime

[jade holly]

What Necron models still need updates (besides Nightbringer, Trazyn, Deceiver and the models in legends) and which units will most likely join Legends?

[shadow plover]

I wouldn't be surprised to see new immortals and Lychguard/Triarch Praetorians

a new Nightbringer is already confirmed

I'd love a brand new unit that isn't a character though

Oh the old destroyers need an update for sure

[jade holly]

I’ve heard some people say Lokhusts destroyers and Lokhust Lords should go to Legends and the Heavy Lokhust Destroyer just becomes the new Lokhust Destroyer

[shadow plover]

That'd be a shame

but I doubt there's any solid sources for those claims that they will

[sour hornet]

Is it possible to join chaos and not become horrifically chopped or bald?

Like Argel Tal technically counts but he got killed by erebus

[jade holly]

Uhhh Abaddon I guess?

[sour hornet]

Isn't he bald?

wait

is that a damn topknot???

[sour hornet]

...I guess that counts man

[wary fulcrum]

Massive topknot

Like, overcompensating

That big ball in the back isn’t a planet, it’s his rolled up top knot

[opaque coyote]

Y'know a funny detail about something is uh...

well

You're gonna hate me talking about this

But in My Hero Academia...

god I think a part of my soul died

anyways, apparently quirks/powers got discovered in the modern day, around 2008ish...

and then technology just stagnated because everybody got powers ranging from glowing head to becoming a nuclear bomb

with Deku once commenting that if Quirks hadn't emerged, people would be taking vacations on the moon

[celest dome]

Make sense

[opaque coyote]

apparently it took two-three hundred years after they first emerged.

and the MC mentions wanting a PS Vita

[shadow plover]

why would technology stagnate if people got powers? wouldn't those powers be useful in advancing technology?

stupid setting smh

[opaque coyote]

considering a lot of the powers are literally just

destructive

or even fucking useless

probably that

[shadow plover]

destructive things have always been used in advancing mundane technologies

[opaque coyote]

like great, I can explode into a nuclear bomb

that could be useful, but i'd also die if I use it

also some people just have shit like windex bottle head

[shadow plover]

how does one even know their power is suicide nuclear bomb

without you know, killing themselves

[opaque coyote]

your head just turns into one ig

[shadow plover]

[opaque coyote]

jokes aside, I can believe if it was two decades ago

or something like that

since I do believe that stagnation would happen for a bit considering powers range from extremely destructive, to actually helpful, or absolutely useless

etc.

and people now have to deal with it

[opaque coyote]

anyways the point is that

imagine living 300 years after the ps3 released

...

AND IT STILL HAS NO GAMES BECAUSE TECH STOPPED ADVANCING

[shadow plover]

This is my first interaction with this setting and I hate it so much already

[opaque coyote]

tbf there's futuristic tech but it's all quirk based

so mainly weapons and shit while daily life...

barely changed!

[shadow plover]

makes no sense1!

[opaque coyote]

yup

should've had it that it was in the 1800s or something when quirks emerged

and then cut to modern day

[opaque coyote]

then again, back to future predicted we would have hoverboards and self tying laces

and we have

...

none of these things

unless if you count this as a hoverboard

[shadow plover]

predicting stuff 40 years in the future and expecting such advancements was kind of silly too

like if we'd expect to have moon tourism in 2046 now

[opaque coyote]

god I wish

then again we're just

awful at predicting the future in general

[shadow plover]

also see how I directly went to 2040s when I was thinking 40 years in the future and not 2060s

[shadow plover]

I still don't think they would've stagnated, it would be wildly different to be sure but people wouldn't still be in horse carriages and the like

[opaque coyote]

true

it's kinda why i thought about it being in the 1800s

cause then it'd just be in the modern day or something with usual technological advancement but with superpowers

there

[daring creek]

It's late

So no one can see me say a bad word.

[wintry scarab]

My goat has started uploading again, and god damn. Really makes me realize how insanely good the writing and voice acting in darktide is. When compared to something like Space marine 2, its a night and day difference.

[storm jungle]

💯

Listen to like 2m of voicelines then go and listen to the leaked techmarine stuff

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb 💀

[vagrant fox]

I shouldn't find it so funny but the single biggest concentration of Asians I've seen in the Faroe Islands this year was in a sushi store

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648179640506122250/1455031442143842439/image.png?ex=6953e7e0&is=69529660&hm=616d6df39c9f9849c5f83549438075cb41dec435efcd3df39175f773fcce03db&

I prefer goofmouth

[queen laurel]

Goofmouth has more character yeah this one genuinely looks too much like you

[vagrant fox]

Perhaps a bit like me after Hank beat me bloody for saying Ogryn doesn't need any new weapons

[languid meadow]

I think his goofy mouth would look a bit better if his non damaged part was closed

like two face

I think that was my problem with it

his whole mouth was open and it looked weird

[vagrant fox]

It has a certain je ne sais quoi I like but something like that could work, maybe some more fake teeth

[dapper gyro]

The few yet big teeth do make it looks funny.

If they just to a 1 piece representing all of the teeth, it would look better.

[rigid dune]

I read some poeple think that next class will be some type of mechanicus unit. Lore wise what could be some of the choises we get to pick during character creation that would be exclusive to such a unit which would lead to them ending up on the morningstar jail? Refusal of oil change?

[celest dome]

They don't necessarily need to be Rejects

See Arbites and Scums

[wintry cloud]

He has a locked in face option?

[rocky gale]

Lame

[rose thorn]

Draconith revenant won twice lmao

[storm jungle]

As usual people got zero taste lol

[jade holly]

Should I make sure I have a place to set all these models before I go building them?

[languid meadow]

yes probably lmao that or a case fit for models

especially since you have a doomstalker

[jade holly]

Is Doomstalker taller than Silent King or nah?

[languid meadow]

about 6inches iirc

so shorter

[vagrant fox]

Image editing

[plush mason]

never seen a red version before

only ever seen the black and white suit

[storm jungle]

theres tons of various Two Face designs

[dapper gyro]

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Two-Face

All variants

[jolly path]

Y'all know of any sites or stuff like that where I can find the books in digital format?

[vagrant fox]

Black Library website probably

[storm jungle]

^

they offer epub options

[valid needle]

You can probably find free copies online.

I can’t remember the site I used to get books for free

[late verge]

Why dont the chaos gods more often pretend to be worshipping the emperor like the genestealers do

[young pecan]

Do they not?

[late verge]

Would tie into the emperor's idea that religion is a gateway to chaos and also iust makes more practical dense

[young pecan]

At least slippery cults like Slaaneshi ones do at times

[late verge]

I mean afaik they really don't. Admonition seems like they came out of the gate swinging

[arctic talon]

because most chaos cults we see are already way too deep into the sauce

The main corpse grinder cult in munda worshipped the emperor initially

before it

degraded

[late verge]

Too lost in the sauce of their own blood bond

[late verge]

Not that there was ever anything particularly emperorly of grinding corpses

[storm jungle]

This happens in like tons of cults

gonna have to ask you to read the lore or be banned

[outer wave]

I love my cult of the Red Emperor, or Green Emperor, or Blue Emperor, or Hot Pink Emperor

I love that he comes in so many colours

[late verge]

Wow im so sorry for wanting to have a conversation with people rather than spend 8 hours reading the codex penisius that costs 400 dollards

[storm jungle]

Banned, right away

[young pecan]

The T'au are wholesome chungus and Orks make anything they want to believe real and Kriegsmen prefer shovels over anything else and Guardsmen die 40 billion per planet that they fight and lasguns are stronger than modern tanks and

[outer wave]

And Dreadnoughts are older than ANY civilization in the galaxy and Salamanders are wholsome Chungus 100 to everyone

[young pecan]

what else is there

[storm jungle]

All wrong.

Banned.

[storm jungle]

Also I legit do not understand why people say this

you can literally read the lexicanum lmao

[late verge]

Not as interesting as a conversation

[outer wave]

Also I can help find resources for those codexes

[late verge]

Also its not entirely comprehensive and doesnt answer every question i has

[storm jungle]

It is very comprehensive

[outer wave]

What other questions you got? I can try and answer a couple

Maybe, hopefully

Dilara can beat me with a hammer later if I get a certain detail wrong

[storm jungle]

[outer wave]

UUUUUUUAWWAAAGHH--

Am I getting saluted as I get beaten to death?

[late verge]

I must be using it wrong then bc it genuinely never seems to have info i wanna know /gen

I do not doubt its goodness and i do uses it

[late verge]

One hand on the hammer, one hand to the sky

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[outer wave]

No.... please.....

[late verge]

Do ppl not know what this meme means or do I not

I thought it meant like

I know what you are but i cant prove it

What do you know I is but thy can't proveth it

Based on me saying I use a website wrong

[storm jungle]

Its literally: "Im onto you/you're suspicious"

anyone taking dexter memes seriously is uh

[late verge]

How am i suspicious based on that tho

[outer wave]

Amogus

[storm jungle]

oh my god man

i posted it because doakes is funny

it isnt that deep lmao

[jade holly]

I know you’re not a Dexter fan I just can’t prove it

I have never watched Dexter in my life

[celest cedar]

in a cargo box?

[storm jungle]

KEK

[storm jungle]

Crazy to me that doakes became a viral meme in two generations

first with "Surprise motherfucker" and now this staring stuff, absolute legend

[jade holly]

I still can’t believe surprise motherfucker is from Dexter lmao

[storm jungle]

it feels SO WEIRD when you realise its from Dexter and actually watch the scene, my exposure to it was me assuming its some random movie clip

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-bar-gif-4298875606784040546

[late verge]

I know dexter is a a bad guy i cant prove it though

[languid meadow]

I really hope the next class after "cryptic" is named something unintelligible in the code so when it does get leaked it's not headache inducing thinking about it

wait a sec

[late verge]

What if its just orikan

[languid meadow]

Necron class before eldar are added to DoW4

another Eldar L

[jade holly]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MfyUSB_UJJU&si=dSvC8eD8qDgTHo7o

[late verge]

I hope its a tech priest with servitor turrets

[languid meadow]

they got summons working with necromancer and that was used for the dog

but I don't think they'll do it again for darktide

idk

[late verge]

I mean but thats mobile and immortal and also "melee", i imagine turrets as working exactly how they do in tf2

Maybe its literally just hadron

[celest cedar]

and he only has 2 seasons of appearance afaik too

https://tenor.com/view/in-a-cargo-box-dexter-dexter-morgan-james-doakes-cargo-box-gif-7948143602273815895

[storm jungle]

yeah Doakes is death in the show is lamented extremely

because hes SUCH a fun character

[jade holly]

Damn spoiler alert for a show that’s been out for years that I have no interest in seeing smh

[storm jungle]

[tough haven]

Can you prove its a spoiler though?

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[late verge]

Damn spoiler alert for infinite and divine:

(by cogwizard on tumblr)

[tough haven]

Cant wait for the infinite and the divine sequel