#40k-lore-chat

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storm jungle
arctic talon
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you cannot make me live in a world

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were the Ork Clans are inspired by fucking marines

jade holly
spring cairn
outer wave
spring cairn
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i'm reading a lot of mccarthy rn

storm jungle
jade holly
storm jungle
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he'd fucking thrive

storm jungle
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we got no idea

jade holly
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I don’t know anything about him really

vagrant fox
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Holden would love 40k

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War is a sport and 40k is full of it

outer wave
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Yeah, in Blood Meridan, it seems Judge Holden is both a person and a force of nature kind of entity

spring cairn
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would be entertaining to read about how holden manages to survive and thrive in 40k ngl

lament shoal
spring cairn
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u can't say it wouldn't be rad

crisp heath
# storm jungle

this guy would become the new emperor of mankind so fast and the entire mankind would be doomed

storm jungle
# jade holly I don’t know anything about him really

Think of him as some weird "entity" that goes around showing mankind the most basest kind of violence that we like to revel in that we hide under the guise of "civility".

Hes the primal reminder that evil prevails.

outer wave
spring cairn
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wron,g reply

outer wave
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Oh whoops, I meant to ping Unknown

storm jungle
jade holly
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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In his very first scene Judge Holden gets a priest shot by lying to the congregation, just for fun

storm jungle
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Holden just is.

spring cairn
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he's very mundane

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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or lynched I forget

outer wave
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Holden is legit the idea of War

storm jungle
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his first scene is him saying a priest is a fraud

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and everoyne listens to him for no reason

jade holly
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I remember an animated short that was a horror skit

storm jungle
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and they kill the priest

outer wave
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The idea of the worst things humanity can be

storm jungle
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then he says he was lying

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thats what hes like

arctic talon
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Judge holden is like

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such a piece of shit I loev him

storm jungle
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hes the epitome of a monster

jade holly
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It was about a man entering town who was known to be an omen of death and everyone goes crazy because he was just sitting there

spring cairn
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he's so evil u don't know if he's supernatural or not basically

jade holly
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Waiting

arctic talon
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I choose to belive he's just a normal ass man

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because that makes him more fun

spring cairn
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he's not but u can't help bust ask

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Makes gunpowder out of nothing and some piss and speaks Dutch because maybe he's the devil

storm jungle
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^

jade holly
storm jungle
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because its like that one quote

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the devil doesnt make you do things

jade holly
storm jungle
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he suggests them

vagrant fox
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Every scene with Holden and little children was very staregryn

spring cairn
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yeah i mean he's a devil allegory

jade holly
spring cairn
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but it's more fun if he's just the most fucked up guy on earth

jade holly
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The demon of sloth and entices others to invent things to make them lazy

outer wave
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"He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says he will never die."

Not until I sock him in the face then OOOOH he'll REALLY feel it

storm jungle
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like, Donald could shoot a man in the face right now

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and most poeple would not cae

jade holly
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Who would win, Judge Holden or Judge Dredd

storm jungle
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and nothing would come out of it

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thats kinda the fucked up thing with evil

spring cairn
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homelander moment

storm jungle
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YEP

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That scene is based on that btw

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lmao

jade holly
spring cairn
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the show has it's issues but that scene was peak

storm jungle
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And send people to prison camps?

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hahaha

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💀

spring cairn
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yeah lmao

storm jungle
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holy shit man lmao

young pecan
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Homelander likes breast milk, implying he heavily does not want anything to do with children
Homelander 1 - Donald 0

spring cairn
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homelander doesn't fuck couches yet

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yet

jade holly
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Anyways back to 40K, How close is Ghazghkull to being an end game level threat?

storm jungle
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YET.

spring cairn
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but he could

storm jungle
spring cairn
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theoretically speaking

arctic talon
storm jungle
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we need 40k to be stuck on limbo

languid meadow
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A xenos? doing something?

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never

young pecan
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I haven't gotten caught up with da boyz but dude the Hitler woman is so fucking funny

outer wave
languid meadow
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what do you think this is fantasy/aos where non human factions do stuff

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???

storm jungle
young pecan
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She's sitting there talking about white genocide and even Homelander is sitting there like Ew

storm jungle
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Homelander isnt inherently racist

spring cairn
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that was so good

storm jungle
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hes like-

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speciest?

arctic talon
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Homelander isn't racist, he's a supe supremacist

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lol

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yeah

storm jungle
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^

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its such a fucking funny angle

vagrant fox
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Hates weakness doesn't he

young pecan
spring cairn
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he had to endure her bs

arctic talon
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Tbf

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the comics are also ass

storm jungle
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^

spring cairn
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true

arctic talon
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but yeah comic stormfront is just

languid meadow
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real

storm jungle
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peak trash

arctic talon
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I AM A NAZI

storm jungle
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yeah it being hidden in the show is better

languid meadow
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THE CHIN

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DONT PRAY REACT THAT

storm jungle
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THE NEGA-CHIN-

spring cairn
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negationism chin

storm jungle
arctic talon
outer wave
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I initially read his speech bubble as "What the Furher" like "What the hell?"

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"Erm, what the Reich was that?"

languid meadow
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omg the comic where they kill him

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it's just WW2 references

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lmao

storm jungle
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god i hate how like

languid meadow
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VIVE DE GAULLE

spring cairn
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don't be forgetting the free french what

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lmao

storm jungle
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Yeah

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Ennis does that a lot lol

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wanks off the US the most

languid meadow
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HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

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storm jungle
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"THESE GUYS ARE MARINES HUEGHIE"

jade holly
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Is that considered too on the nose for the comic?

languid meadow
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no

spring cairn
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i think it's on par

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with the rest of that comic

languid meadow
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yeah it's about standard

jade holly
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Really?

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Damn

arctic talon
spring cairn
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which says a lot about it

arctic talon
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The Boys comics are ass

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the show is like

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pretty good

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though sometimes I think its eh

storm jungle
arctic talon
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its infinitely better then the comics

jade holly
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I heard the later seasons are about eh

languid meadow
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I think Tekknight in the comics are is funny and tragic compared to his corpo neponess of the show

outer wave
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Yeah I heard S4 onward are kinda whatever

vagrant fox
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I'm 100% sure Ennis is why I don't really care for comics

languid meadow
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dude has a tumor that makes him a sex addict and he dies saving the world

spring cairn
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i liked them

outer wave
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S3 felt kinda whatever when I watched it tbh

storm jungle
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truly a man for the people

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fucking scumbag

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lol

jade holly
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Please tell me they don’t actually do that lmao

young pecan
languid meadow
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a lot of the supes they kill are just

storm jungle
languid meadow
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pervs

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yeah

outer wave
spring cairn
storm jungle
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and racist humor

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like

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Ennis is just a awful person

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lmao

young pecan
outer wave
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He does sound awful, I just wonder how you make writing about pedo jokes funny

young pecan
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Reminds me of Goblin Slayer...

storm jungle
jade holly
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Sounds like Berserk with none of the stuff that makes Berserk amazing

languid meadow
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I mean he wrote cross

storm jungle
outer wave
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Without the tongue in cheek or something

storm jungle
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its all 2000's humor

spring cairn
storm jungle
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Berserk is rough but its gore and violence has meaning

jade holly
outer wave
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Me when I Berk

storm jungle
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Boys is edgy for the sake of edgy

jade holly
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Very dark

young pecan
vagrant fox
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Berk at least has very good art

jade holly
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But Berserk also has depth and actual story in it

outer wave
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^

spring cairn
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i don't read mangas usually

outer wave
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I do think Berserk is generally well written, but there are times where the SA stuff is a bit much

young pecan
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Doesn't berserk

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Yeah

spring cairn
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but berserk and 1 other are the only exceptions

languid meadow
spring cairn
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where i got the full paperback editions

young pecan
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I've been meaning to read it but it does seem to be a little senseless at times

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The Horse

jade holly
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I’m sad

spring cairn
jade holly
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One Piece most likely goes on break after tomorrow

outer wave
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Like IIRC, there is a whole ass country in Berserk that has basically fantasy Daemoncubala shit

jade holly
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If tomorrow is the final episode of Egghead

vagrant fox
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It's mostly well written some of it I just don't think is very good

spring cairn
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don't disrespect bebop

outer wave
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Its not nasty, but it makes me go "Does this really need to be in here?"

arctic talon
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anyone who shit talks bebop

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is sentenced to death

spring cairn
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yeah

outer wave
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I will shit talk Bebop

spring cairn
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kill them

vagrant fox
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i'm unc and bebop is my uncshit ok

outer wave
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I think its main story is just okay

jade holly
outer wave
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Like Spike's whole thing

spring cairn
outer wave
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Just okay

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Samurai Champloo has a better overarching story

spring cairn
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champloo is good too

outer wave
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Space Dandy has the BEST overarching story

lament shoal
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I'm wonder if coleslaw survived into the 42nd millennium

vagrant fox
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Man Champloo is good

outer wave
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Its great

spring cairn
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but bebop is so idk

vagrant fox
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Redline is the goodest story ok

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guy just wants to win race

jade holly
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Record of Ragnarok: WWE with gods

outer wave
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All I know about RoR is: anime sucks and Aphrodite has huge knockers

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Like HUGE knockers

jade holly
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Accurate

spring cairn
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i love trigun too

outer wave
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Trigun is so good

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Ive wanted to try that new Trigun adaptation, but my friend says its ass garbage

jade holly
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I’m not that much of an anime guy, it’s hard for me to get into an anime

spring cairn
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old anime from that era has uh

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texture

jade holly
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I’m very picky

spring cairn
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it has texture

vagrant fox
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I don't really care for much anime anymore, all the anime girls have undergone puggification

spring cairn
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true

outer wave
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Ive been exploring alot of the older shows

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And occasionally a newer show

vagrant fox
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I don't know if it's literally true I'm hating

spring cairn
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i think the most recent animes i've watched were JJK

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which is very entertaining slop

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and uh

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vinland saga

vagrant fox
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I've been meaning to watch Golden Kamuy but the best Jojo got announced recently

spring cairn
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which is just amazing

spring cairn
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soon

jade holly
spring cairn
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yeah

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funny

vagrant fox
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yes

jade holly
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Is he funny?

vagrant fox
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with the flag of america scar on his back

jade holly
outer wave
spring cairn
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Funny Valentine

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Funny Valentine is a peice of shit

vagrant fox
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Valentine is a great and noble man

spring cairn
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u'll love to hate him

outer wave
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A good recently aired show is Apocalypse Hotel

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I love that show to bits

jade holly
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Ouch

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I had a small fever today… and I was at work

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I knew something felt off

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Thankfully it wasn’t anything too severe

opaque coyote
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Instead of just writing them on paper

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That's totally what it means

outer wave
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PDFs.... my favorite kinda file......

opaque coyote
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It's like some PDF is a kinda... file

outer wave
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You dont say....

lament shoal
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PDFs? Yeah I've got a few of those stored on my computer

jade holly
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WAIT RAMON TIKARAM VOICED MALEKITH IN TOTAL WAR 2??

vagrant fox
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is space marine 2 good yet

jade holly
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I think Magnus is growing on me

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Get him off me

outer wave
vagrant fox
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I know the answer is no I was just hoping 😔

outer wave
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I mean, you can disregard what people say about it in here and see if its good for yourself

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Im sure it can still be a fun romp

vagrant fox
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It's okay, I have fun with it sometimes but the gameplay is pretty mid imo

outer wave
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Yeah from the year(?) or so its been out and from what people have mentioned here, its just an okay experience gameplay wise

arctic talon
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but guns are way stronger now

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generally

vagrant fox
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I suppose I'll take a look when the techmarine and new voices are along

sacred ginkgo
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Sm2 is one of those games where the marketing is better than the gameplay

vagrant fox
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I reckon it'll be good when I can friendly fire Salamanders and Lamenters and Black Templars maybe

young pecan
sacred bluff
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do you think they'll give the carcharodons an omnibus

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i kinda want to read them

opaque coyote
young pecan
vagrant fox
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The sentence is death

jade holly
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Damn i really want a Battlefield style 40K game

sacred ginkgo
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You and everyone else

jade holly
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Actually

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Battlefront

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imagine fighting and all of sudden seeing Titus or Trazyn or fucking Ghazghkull showing up

sacred ginkgo
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Asym factions would be a bad idea

jade holly
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Are there any theories as to the story of 11e?

sacred ginkgo
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Armageddon part 4

jade holly
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I heard someone say that we’ll be getting the (or at least a) Great Waagh at the end of the 500 worlds campaign

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Or was it Armageddon

vagrant fox
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Some Space Wolves are going to wolfingly lurk around the place and not-Odin Leman Russ is going to do something

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Perturabo will be there too I guess

jade holly
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I really do want the Odin Leman Russ theory to be true

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he already has Gungnir and subconsciously uses his Psyker powers

lament shoal
jade holly
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Do we know Big E’s name?

outer wave
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Nah

vagrant fox
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One of his early names was Neoth but I assume it's not his true name

jade holly
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Didn’t he name one of the Primarchs directly?

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Could that be a clue to his name?

languid meadow
opaque coyote
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10/10

near wasp
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Because he didn't have a name besides the nighthaunter

jade holly
crisp heath
celest cedar
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yea but its funnier to call him Turkish (least for me)

young pecan
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Outlast is very subtle

celest cedar
daring creek
winter pine
celest cedar
sour hornet
cinder pivot
silver grail
celest dome
sour hornet
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I wonder how easy it is to actually kill a lesser daemon in melee. Like where a bloodletter would scale vs the flagship unit of each faction

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Like a tactical marine, striking scorpion, ork boy w/ a big choppa, etc.

celest dome
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Striking Scorpions would have an easier time than the Ork

wary fulcrum
celest cedar
daring creek
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how is AoS compared to 40k?

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For now it feels like a breath of fresh air. for now at least.

I'm playing vermintide

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the characters aren't going on about how zillions die and theres actual bread avaliable soooooo

celest dome
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Vermintide isn't AoS 💀

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Overall AoS is design wise mostly better, and doesn't have the SM problem.

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The only thing that AoS need imo are good video games, and a Necromunda equivalent

storm jungle
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they still do questionable stuff but they arent space nazis

daring creek
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No Space Nazis? :(

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We live in a society.

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zamn...

celest dome
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Skaven are the closest to Nazi

valid needle
queen laurel
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Weapons of mass destruction that would put them on the Geneva Conventions 50 times over

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Being incapable of being kind because they are literally built to be bastards

daring creek
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Kick sand in my face at this point lmfao

storm jungle
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Absolutely destroyed

daring creek
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oh wow not even gonna defend me after I defend you?

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It's a two way street dilara!

storm jungle
wary fulcrum
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To be fair, you can’t confuse Skaven with good guys the way people do with SM

rocky gale
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But they're just little ratty guys

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There are no good guys in 40k and there are no bad guys in AoS

celest dome
queen laurel
daring creek
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Or when

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an obese one materializes out of green fumes and aura

queen laurel
daring creek
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couldn't even tell what I was looking at

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lmfao

queen laurel
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exactly

celest dome
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A flesh abomination from the Moulders

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As usual

daring creek
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Wheres the space in the head for a brain with that bigass horn

celest dome
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There is more than 1 head

daring creek
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I see!

queen laurel
daring creek
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Wow exactly what I thought

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lmfao

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sick

celest dome
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Just saw a new thread about Vermintide 3 (or unrelated tide) in AoS on the Vt subreddit.
God are the AoS-haters just lame

daring creek
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Age of sigmar?

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HAH

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more like age of SUCKING DICK HAHA GOTTEMMM

vagrant fox
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sugmar

wary fulcrum
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We did a campaign way back when for WFB, the manager instigated it to drum up sales

I was personally 80% of their fantasy sales for the year

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The game fucken died because the fans didn’t support it, then they cried when the thing they refused to support died

celest dome
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GW had miss managed Fantasy too

tough haven
celest dome
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Like the onus doesn't fall exclusively on the consumer

wary fulcrum
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True, but in this case don’t take that out on the other game

vagrant fox
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once again I have seen sorry but the human sacrifices will stop gigachad meme as an excuse for genocide

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It's like a cockroach

storm jungle
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holy shit man

young pecan
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I'm sure it was justified stare

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It still makes me sad that America wasn't even great in the WW2 era

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We only didn't like nazis because their friend interfered with our money and attacked first

near wasp
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the nazis declared war on the us

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so its more like germany shot itself in the foot again

young pecan
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True

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Thankfully they aimed a little higher after that Smilege

near wasp
arctic talon
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cutting of Japan's oil was from a moral standpoint the correct thing to do lol

young pecan
arctic talon
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I feel like I've been lobotomized

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💀

young pecan
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What America did was morally correct but for the wrong reasons

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Money and retaliation instead of stopping genocide and brutality

arctic talon
young pecan
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We even turned away a ship full of Jewish escapees xd

arctic talon
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after WW1

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💀

arctic talon
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ngl

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as to why it would happen

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Something something, facism will come wrapped in the flag something something

young pecan
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"stop oppressing us", says people belonging to the 90% race's population

storm jungle
jade holly
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Welp

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I’m feeling better today

vagrant fox
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Why do I read these comments 😔 🔫

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storm jungle
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What gets me with these is how sheep-like the comments/likers are

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these people are so fucking braindead

vagrant fox
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the 14k likes is peak

arctic talon
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I have one complaint about skaven in AoS

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Why the fuck did they rename skavenblight

storm jungle
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Because gay

storm jungle
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"hit with the force of a modern day tank"

outer wave
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The woke infected the skaven

vagrant fox
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all woke skaven know how to do is be gay charge they devices and eat warpstone

outer wave
storm jungle
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they break concrete the same way a normal rifle barrage can the more you fire at it

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like, a lasgun is just a laser AK47

arctic talon
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They break a cinder block better then irl ballistics

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But that’s because it’s a fucking laser

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lol

outer wave
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Gotcha gotcha

storm jungle
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Dont listen to wolf

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he sucks and is wrong

arctic talon
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Why are you like this

storm jungle
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Because im evil

arctic talon
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Also GW removing skaven slaves from AoS tabletop is 1984

storm jungle
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i thought this was known already

arctic talon
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Worst unit ever

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In warhammer history

storm jungle
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worst unit ever

arctic talon
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How dare GW remove trash

storm jungle
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literal naked sickly slaves

arctic talon
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They got shivs

outer wave
vagrant fox
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dilara, kill

arctic talon
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I want GW to finish updating skaven in AoS already

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Half their minis look like fucking play dough still

vagrant fox
arctic talon
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The funniest skaven magic rule

young pecan
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Especially when they exaggerate it

outer wave
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The internet in a shellnut

arctic talon
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GW should have more rules for chaos that are you win on some magical impossible dice roll

queen laurel
celest dome
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GW should give Orks the ability to bluff certain rolls 🙏

arctic talon
rocky gale
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You roll it openly and get a 3 and say "It's a six" if the opponent doesn't call you out it is now a 6.

outer wave
arctic talon
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lol

celest dome
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Roll but don't show the dice right away, say it succeeded, if the opponent call your bluff but is wrong they get added damage, but if they're right your roll hit you instead

arctic talon
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This just feels like a terrible idea

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Lol

celest dome
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Oh it is

outer wave
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Thats really funny, but it sounds more like early edition rules than something competitive

celest dome
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But would be fitting

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And funny

arctic talon
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Or AoS 1e

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AoS 1e had some goofy rules though

queen laurel
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i'm pretty sure one or two players might actually swing at you for that

outer wave
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You're fighting Warhammer players

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They're not that beefy, generally

celest dome
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I'm not saying it is a rule, but that it would be fun

queen laurel
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Let's just say the experience is not mutual

near wasp
outer wave
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Of course

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And Im speaking as a pretty skinny guy as well

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Who has NEVER been in a legit fight

near wasp
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im a pretty skinny guy but ive been in quite a few fights.

rocky gale
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Fat guys being intimidating in fights is a Hollywood myth tbh

outer wave
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Absolutely could be intimidating if they're like 6'3''+ with 200 Ibs on you

rocky gale
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Like a beefy strongman sure or a athelete who's big, but the average fat guy is nothing

sacred bluff
arctic talon
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ngl

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that thing looks way too humanoid to be her

rocky gale
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Nurgle wave

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Oh shit all the Nurgle stuff from Darkwater is releasing solo already

vagrant fox
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Looks neat, I like the riders

jade holly
rocky gale
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No

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AoS

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Maggotkin of Nurgle

jade holly
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Dang

languid meadow
arctic talon
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S tier /j

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jokes aside imo the Totality Division looks the coolest by far

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Legionaries with gold grills goes crazy lol

languid meadow
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everyone and their mother is pledge to them because walkers are busted in pvp

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invasions are ass because of it

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but I need that red crystal

arctic talon
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Walkers are busted as fuck

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lol

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honestly Pikers look cool but also their color scheme is like

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lowkey eh

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it almost feels too colorful lol

vagrant fox
languid meadow
arctic talon
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and dating them

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also yeah

languid meadow
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the daughter of essentially a prophet dating the biggest Eliksni atheist

arctic talon
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I will call the Pikers Fallen(derogatory) because they tried to stab me in the back/j

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my friends bought me renegades 💀

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send help

languid meadow
#

yeah the dlc got me to relapse

arctic talon
#

why is the dlc actually good

languid meadow
#

bungie laced their gameplay with crack

arctic talon
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lol

vagrant fox
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only I remain strong, they won't get their hooks in me again

arctic talon
#

this expansion is laced with fent

languid meadow
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my only issue is the sound design

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it's too close to star wars

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a lot of the enviroments are clearly inspired but

arctic talon
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the poor lore and art team trying to get as far away from star wars as possible

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lol

languid meadow
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the sounds are just pure star wars lmfao

arctic talon
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yeah I do not like how the energy weapons sound

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lol

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way too starwarsy

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

the temu lightsabers are fine

languid meadow
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the imperium is a believable cabal faction design wise

arctic talon
#

also honestly I'm glad they changed the Barant Imperium from their concept art

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where they just looked like

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stormtroopers

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lol

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now they just look like white armored cabal in weird armor

languid meadow
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oh yeah it was BAD

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I do kind of wish gauls red legion wasn't well red

arctic talon
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like this is good

Bracus_Amal.png Imperium_Centurion.png
languid meadow
#

them being all white like his Albinism would've been cool

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I don't like their face lights

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too close to lightfall

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imo

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looks neomuni

arctic talon
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its to make them weird and futuristic ig

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but I agree

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this is also prolly the expansion where bungie has put the most effort into subfactions lol

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its kind of insane how all the syndicates + imperium have their own shit going on

languid meadow
#

I miss fallen houses

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and cabal legions

arctic talon
#

we got exile and salvation at least

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💀

languid meadow
#

ough

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exile

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but they're stuck on fucking KEPLER

arctic talon
#

Light is not a real house lol

languid meadow
#

that place sucks

arctic talon
#

Exile should show up in places outside of kepler

#

I agree

languid meadow
#

ash and iron didn't even bring back devil remnants which I wish it did

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all we got was vexified cabal

jade holly
#

Fuck, I’m sad now

#

I gotta wait until April for more One Piece

#

I hate being caught up Sitgryn

willow patrol
#

Why isn’t someone like uhh

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Macharius a living saint?

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In terms of like

storm jungle
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Because he wasnt important enough in Big E's eyes

willow patrol
#

Being a literal being like Celestine

storm jungle
#

Celestine was literally handpicked

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her and Sabbat are the only living saint examples we got rn, its not really a widespread thing

willow patrol
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Yeah but isn’t Macharius basically the best general the imperium ever had minus like

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Horus and company

celest dome
#

Living Faith also seem to depend on the person having been someone with strong faith, and Lord Solar wasn't particularly faithful from what I remember

storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
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Hes just a famous historical figure in M41.

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him being the "best general" doesnt equate to being picked by the Emperor

willow patrol
celest dome
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That doesn't really mean much tbh

storm jungle
#

^

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again, he doesnt matter in the grand scheme

willow patrol
#

And is considered a saint by the eclissiarchy

storm jungle
#

that doesnt mean anything

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theres millions of saints

#

again, he doesnt matter in the grand scheme

celest dome
#

Dorn and Leman aren't better Primarch or general compared to the other Primarchs

willow patrol
#

Who’s Sabbat again

storm jungle
#

Gaunt's Ghosts books Living Saint

celest dome
#

A Living Sainth

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Who reincarnated iirc

willow patrol
#

Oh

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Just havene heard of him

celest dome
#

Her

storm jungle
#

you need to read the lexicanum

willow patrol
#

Mofo I had no reason to research Sabbat

storm jungle
#

Shes literally on the living saints page lmao

willow patrol
#

I can only talk about what’s within my knowledge

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And Macharius is

storm jungle
#

Read. The. Lexicanum.

celest dome
#

But anyway, Living saints are rare and basically come from people who were already particularly fiathful

storm jungle
#

Yeah and anyone deemed useful by Big E

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its why they show up anywhere plot convenient

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which is what Celestine does

willow patrol
tough haven
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Macharius will die eventually and will be replaced, and nothing would change large scale

willow patrol
#

It’s whatever

#

My brother in Christ not everyone wants to pour time into reading entire lexi pages

tough haven
storm jungle
#

they are also alot knowledgable than what most of us know

tough haven
storm jungle
#

^

naive cliff
tough haven
#

And at most like 3 paragraphs

storm jungle
#

Yeah even the biggest lexi pages can be read in like 5m

tough haven
#

If it’s xenos content you get 3 sentences

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I don’t make the rules

celest dome
#

I've been adding some more Psyker stuff to the lexi, from Dark Heresy

#

Need to find a place to add the Act of Faith

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Cause the big Imperial Psychic power is a tad unwieldy already

willow patrol
#

Even then this is a lore chat for discussion bruh 😭 I asked a question to generate discussion

arctic talon
#

which was conquering a bunch of shit

#

he wanted to keep pushing to other places

#

which was widly considered a bad idea

willow patrol
#

Wasn’t it thought he would’ve been able to

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iirc bro wanted to invade the eye of terror

storm jungle
#

That isnt the case

tough haven
#

Imperium tried that with the indomitus crusade

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It uh, didn’t go well

storm jungle
#

the Indomitus Crusade wasnt to invade the Eye of Terror

#

it doesnt even exist anymore lmao

celest dome
#

Didn't he just reach the edge of the galaxy ?

storm jungle
#

Yeah his side of it, its literally Alexander the Great

#

he wanted to go further but his men smartly said no

#

he was griefed up then assassinated by the High Lords

jade holly
#

I wept for I had no more worlds to conquer ahh plot

storm jungle
#

Yeah literally

#

hes a 1:1 Alexander copy

#

lol

willow patrol
#

Just kill the high lords fr

jade holly
storm jungle
storm jungle
willow patrol
#

Have the high lords ever actually done anything good

storm jungle
#

arrogant fuck lol

storm jungle
#

Whatever keeps the regime and their interest rolling

willow patrol
#

I’m more speaking in hyperbole

#

Like

celest dome
#

THe Imperium is a net negative organisation, there is nothing good that can come from it

willow patrol
#

I get it

jade holly
#

How do I remove this stupid thing on mobile that says “double tap a message to x emote”

willow patrol
#

The imperium sucks ass

I can also say every kingdom in game of thrones sucks ass but that doesn’t mean you can’t like the characters or find them cool

storm jungle
#

I mean its not even close but sure

storm jungle
#

the High Lords just do their "job" to varying degrees

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some do it better than others some dont

wary fulcrum
willow patrol
#

It’s just an example of finding groups that are devil cool

wary fulcrum
storm jungle
willow patrol
storm jungle
#

They were going that route like the real alexander

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but then threw the callidus into the mix

arctic talon
#

Also its funny how his tomb complex is fucking huge

storm jungle
#

i mean

willow patrol
#

Yes Macharius was an evil asshole

But I can still find him cool lol

storm jungle
#

hes a famous figure

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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and there's a military academy in it

willow patrol
#

Celestine was evil af as well iirc

arctic talon
#

I think he'd be proud TopKekSphere

storm jungle
#

Okay thats funny

arctic talon
#

Let me find the lore from Maledictum

#

lol

willow patrol
arctic talon
#

one moment

willow patrol
#

That haven’t been uhhh unearthed

jade holly
wary fulcrum
#

Loki? Harlon Nayl’s planet that

willow patrol
#

Honestly I wonder if a 40k HOI4 mod would kick off…

tough haven
#

It was featured in sea of souls

jade holly
#

What if Qin’s tomb is a Tomb World

storm jungle
jade holly
arctic talon
#

@storm jungle

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storm jungle
#

the Memedomitus Crusade's main purpose is to be liberation fleets mainly

storm jungle
willow patrol
arctic talon
#

Its so fucking funny lol

wary fulcrum
#

Anyone remember the chaos codex around crimson slaughter days?

They sent a hundred sm chapters into the eye on crusade

Most turn, the rest died, like 6 survived and came back pissed

willow patrol
#

That also seems goofy like

arctic talon
#

Imperium Maledictum takes a lot of shit and just runs with it

willow patrol
#

I feel like someone with power would just

arctic talon
willow patrol
#

Seize that shit

arctic talon
#

well

storm jungle
#

I mean

arctic talon
#

the militarum and ecclisarchy won't be happy

#

lol

willow patrol
#

Like

arctic talon
#

and navy

storm jungle
#

thats like saying you can go to George Washington's tomb

willow patrol
#

A emperor class battleship is just

storm jungle
#

and steal his corpse

#

you wont be allowed to and get shot

jade holly
#

only if you get caught smh

willow patrol
#

It’s just given other shit the inquisitions done for example lol

arctic talon
#

tbf battleships are replacable

storm jungle
#

Its not really needed

#

Emperor Class ships are still made yeah

arctic talon
#

the emperor class battleship isn't even the most valuble battleship

#

lol

storm jungle
#

also its Macharius ship

arctic talon
#

in modern imperium fleed doctrine

willow patrol
arctic talon
#

which is hilarious

jade holly
#

Did Big E have his own personal ship?

storm jungle
#

the moment you take and repurpose that and its lost in battle its a huge morale loss

arctic talon
#

and has caused

#

A lot

storm jungle
#

yes

arctic talon
#

of debate in the navy

#

on if they should just fucking rename it

storm jungle
#

Imperator Somnium or something

#

it got blown up

jade holly
willow patrol
#

I’m pretty sure one of the only remaining Heresy era ships belong to like

#

The fists and traitors right)

#

Or do other founding chapters still have heresy era ships

arctic talon
#

other foudning chapters and the navy

#

have Heresy era ships

#

also the mechanicus

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

ultimately naval warfare

willow patrol
storm jungle
#

a ship larger than a planet is literally impossible

arctic talon
#

is one of the only places where the imperium did not heavily stagnate

willow patrol
#

or just like

arctic talon
#

lol

willow patrol
#

To damn old

arctic talon
#

the debate in unvierse rn

jade holly
storm jungle
arctic talon
#

is to rename the retribution class to emperor

willow patrol
arctic talon
#

and emperor class to retribution

#

this has been going on

storm jungle
#

they arent ships

arctic talon
#

for 100+ years

#

in universe

willow patrol
#

Not star destroyer grah

#

Fucking

#

Death Star LOL

arctic talon
#

The mechanicus also weighed in

#

and wants it to be renamed to Omnissiah class

#

truly

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

Imperial beuracracy is incredible

willow patrol
#

Just name it

#

The Titanic

cinder pivot
#

cringe

storm jungle
willow patrol
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arctic talon
#

the invicible 2

#

my favorite imperial ship name

storm jungle
#

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vagrant fox
#

crazy that the animators spilled ketchup and just left it in there

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

holy hell

wary fulcrum
#

That’s one juicy meatball sub

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

“Just call it the fucking omnissiah class because the Omnissiah is the emperor”

#

💀

vagrant fox
#

Well no, true

arctic talon
#

This is unpopular with both other voting bodies lol

#

But has some actual consideration as a “middle ground”

daring creek
languid meadow
#

still funny to me that technically the imperium and the mechanicus are a "democracy"

8d202s.png
#

closer to athens/roman democracy

#

where the ultra rich and powerful only get votes

daring creek
#

Ah

arctic talon
#

the average mechanicus forgeworld almost always has a parliment

#

unfortunately

wary fulcrum
#

Meritocracy I believe that is

Because surely wealth is a sign of industriousness and good character, right Plato?

arctic talon
#

then you have to participate in mechanicus politics

wary fulcrum
hollow lantern
arctic talon
#

it sucks

storm jungle
#

Proposes change

#

Nobody agrees

languid meadow
#

NAUR

storm jungle
#

Nothing happens

languid meadow
#

but yes it's still one of the biggest points of comedy to me

storm jungle
#

the council scenes are so good

#

"The orks are LITERALLY on the walls"

#

"Eh it will be fine"

#

then once it all goes to shit that Magos tries to evacuate

#

lmao

#

also has the AUDACITY to ask the techpriests he didnt listen to CARRY HIS SHIT ONTO HIS SPACESHIP

#

like bro we are jumping you

arctic talon
#

The mechanicus parliment aka hell

#

The Parliment of Mars

#

is famous

storm jungle
#

The mechanicus parliment aka hell

daring creek
arctic talon
#

for being huge, loud, incredibly violent and pretty useless

#

If a parliment session

#

does not result in someone being maimed

#

it is a very very very unviolent one

storm jungle
daring creek
#

Its so wild that you can be charged for "Innovation"

arctic talon
#

the UK parliment doesn't hit each other unfortunately

#

not enough

#

Glory to Taiwan's leglslative yuan

daring creek
#

It makes me fear for what they consider such

storm jungle
#

Anything tbh

daring creek
storm jungle
#

like

#

even if you didnt innovate

#

you could get charged because the guys on the seats hate you

#

LMAO

arctic talon
#

yeah

daring creek
#

Very fitting

arctic talon
#

lol

storm jungle
#

Admech is like supervillain tiers of petty

daring creek
#

Lmfao

surreal nest
#

The faction of sassy gay thugs. Slay

storm jungle
#

I was writing a plot once to showcase how awful Forgeworlds politics are where a normal techpriest thats just doing her job gets shot in the face and her murder is covered up as an industrial accident

#

because uhhh

#

she accidentally walked in on a magi meeting in a closed refinery for maintenance cehcks

#

lmao

arctic talon
surreal nest
arctic talon
#

that would fit in

#

with what the mechanicus does

#

lol

storm jungle
surreal nest
#

Just isnt contextually accurate

storm jungle
#

I mean it is

surreal nest
#

You are thinking of dark admech

opaque coyote
# arctic talon then you have to participate in mechanicus politics

Cawl Inferior: "Hey I wanna become Fabricator General."

Cawl: "Trust me, you will regret it immensely."

Cawl Inferior: "Why would I-"

Like several decades later

Cawl Inferior: dying inside due to the paperwork and pointless years long religious squabbles

Cawl: "told ya lmao"

daring creek
#

Furry(derogatory)

storm jungle
#

FUCK YOU

#

Dont remind me of that guy

languid meadow
#

dark mech humor

#

liberal

surreal nest
storm jungle
#

actually insane ngl

#

"admech are not like darkmech"

arctic talon
#

Brother they literally are

#

💀

storm jungle
#

mfer the only difference is one uses daemons 😭

arctic talon
#

this is a point reiterated

#

by all of them

#

one uses less slavery

#

and its not the one you're expecting

#

it sure as fuck isn't out of the goodness of their hearts lol

dapper gyro
#

They think the same way, just worship different entities.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

Darkmech uses a lot more fleshy stuff and has dark robes with neon runes etc

#

Admech is gross but they got that "industrial sleekness" to them

daring creek
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
#

Same thing between most SMs and Chaos SM.

daring creek
#

And a bit greener than usual me thinks

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

At least Chaos have more spikes and a different silhouette as a result

storm jungle
#

Aw hell no

#

😭

outer wave
#

Imagine having a servitor using your dead husband as the base

opaque coyote
# storm jungle

God it's both morbidly funny and just abhorrent in general on how many useless roles Servitors have

dapper gyro
#

Well, at least he is witth you forever.

storm jungle
#

its suppose to be menial roles

outer wave
languid meadow
#

back in my day we had robots for this

opaque coyote
#

Or just

Doing it yourself

#

But that's for peasants

dapper gyro
daring creek
#

Me w my waffles waiting for my butter servitor whos fallen and can't get up

#

So now I need to summon my servitor repair servitor

dapper gyro
#

Though, in 40K, it is the least of the worries.

#

When they have relief servitors...

daring creek
#

It can't go up stairs :(

opaque coyote
outer wave
daring creek
#

People have terrible ways of coping

opaque coyote
#

I remember seeing a video of a church showing an ai video of Charlie Kirk basically praising Jesus

outer wave
#

Yeah its baaaad

daring creek
#

There's

#

A lot of kirk.

opaque coyote
#

We're already halfway there

outer wave
#

They also had a couple testimonies in court from dead people too

storm jungle
#

WAIT

#

Its not her husband

dapper gyro
storm jungle
#

bro its even mor efucked up

#

1 sec

opaque coyote
#

Fantastic!

storm jungle
#

aw HELL NO

outer wave
storm jungle
#

THIS IS HOW YOU PAY THIS MAN BACK? Lmao

opaque coyote
# storm jungle

Quite fucked up.

Makes sense in the Imperium perspective weirdly enough.

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

He's still "serving his duty" past almost death.

#

Again fucked up

outer wave
storm jungle
#

nah the husband thing was her having a nightmare

outer wave
#

Ahhh

storm jungle
#

the actual reveal is this is just some guy that saved his mom

opaque coyote
storm jungle
#

which is why its evne worse lmfao

opaque coyote
#

It would be an "honor" to serve a noble

#

""honor""

storm jungle
#

some kind of

#

For Honor

daring creek
opaque coyote