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also anotehr detail i really like is uh
the ork sergeant I THINK? crushing the krieger in his klaw
and his ear flicks
Ask any human captive of the orks how they treat them
which is a show of "happiness" i think
yeah he does the smile and ear flick
which literally means hes enjoying it
lmao
YEP
Its such a nice little detail
They might not get a boner ffrom torture like the dark eldar
they def find screaming ufnny though
They just find it funny, is all
Ork sympathizers, burn them.
Look at all dese funny sounds tha 'umies make
Skinning him alive
anyways
the Ghazkull book is my favorite ork book
prophet of the waaagh
has funny orks
has terrifying orks
and its all the same Ork in the end
💀
That the one where Ol' Baleeye proves how kunnin he is?
nah
I really like how much lore Brooks puts into the book
its the one where they're interrogating a Grot
orks reincarnation was a crazy one
Ghazkull prophet of the Waaagh isn't brooks iirc
same with how daemons dislike orks because gork/mork generally protect them
its nate crowley
and how the war they make largely feeds gorkamorka
aka the other Ork GOAT
thats great
also this scene is hilarious
‘Ghazghkull is a he,’ he grumbled, wagging a finger at Biter and receiving an uncertain grunt in reply. ‘You keep saying they,’ Hendriksen clarified, ‘but Ghazghkull is a he.’
‘But… they… he is not a man?’ said Biter, their brow-ridge creased in ¬bafflement. Falx cut in then, before another messy debate could ensue.
‘We’ve been through this, Orm. Orks have no… reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.’
‘Some of us understand sexangender,’ interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. ‘I find it all… quite funny.’
‘Silence, ork,’ Falx snapped, impatient to get back on track. ‘From now on, Ghazghkull is a he, whether it makes sense or not.’```
Crowley's Mad Dok book is also funny
Falx is also not an ally, kill him!
Ork gender identity
Grotsnik finding reproduction disgusting
is hilarious
Grotsnik saying to another ork "You don't want to know"

Same Ork who made Cyborks
I liked the scene from I think Infinite and Divine of Trazyn and Orikan finding it equally disgusting
very funny to me for some reason to see aliens say that
allys I see
No see, this is how humans make other humans
Drip
It's science
I HAVE A PLAN AUTHUR
Maybe another RDR2 playthrough when I get home
EVEN THE ORKS ARE WOKE
THEY USE PRONOUNS!!!
Man i just finished RD1

i cannot start RD2 again yet
im so glad the fandom is going strong
I haven't even played it in like two years
HAVE SOME
GOD
DAMN
FAITH
The multiplayer was so full of hackers it. I was getting struck by lightning
I think some languages have a singular genderless pronoun but that's about as less as it gets
RDR2 MP had so much potential...
Well obviously, but then I'd have to watch Authur die again
Doesn't Georgian(not burger) lack it or was that grammatical gender
OOF
I'm just not ready for that
didnt need to go there
But then GTA5 DLC dropped at the same time.
none of us are homie
I'll spend the whole time screaming at the screen to just let me kill Micah
the language doesn't have gendered pronouns iirc
it does have them though
Japanese technically doesn't have pronouns as a separate word but it's still there via context
Focus on Uncle instead
too much shit happening in the world of languages man
is Lumbago a pronoun
I guess I can kill him too
But my heart wouldn't be in it
LMAO
yes
i read that in John's voice
I like the little camp interactions where Uncle is quite clever, he just doesn't want to do shit
I think the closest is Piraha
Where their pronoun systems were borrowed in the 1940s from the local linguia Franca. Which implies that before this, they didn't have pronouns in their language
Yeah where he gets called out?
I find it interesting a language can lack the ability to refer to yourself/another thing
lol
not that its bad
insane to think this is a NPC interaction, not even a cutscene
its just very interesting
Youtube wants me to prove I'm not a bot. They're on to me
Dutch is such a slimy shit behind his charisma lmbo
Gendered pronouns in general is mostly for Indo-European languages which I find interesting
I'm referring to pronouns in general
hes an extremely complex character
not gendered pronouns
Afrikaans and I think Dutch are the only other two Germanics without gendered language with Dutch being pretty recent
Yeah I know. Just something that is interesting.
The way Dutch laughs when he has no response
I think there's always at least a singular pronoun inevitably
Uncle is the court jester
If only to refer to a person
he knows when to play the fool
just like any wise jester ot the king before he gets beheaded
He knew from the start Dutch is a nutjob lmao
Remember: If he kills you, you win.
YEP
kinda hilarious going from RD1 to this
where Dutch is like some crazy homeless person

Honestly I do think Dutch straight up has syphilis
The Piraha language in general lacks a lot of things that seem basic.
Like numbers.
There's only like
Big and small quantities
he also has a thing for uhhh young women
Because it explains his descent into madness
He was never the same after the trolley incident
which is gross
you joke but it probably had a part in it
It was a different time
Like he was already a dick but he wasn't insane insane
head injuries can legit cause violent shifts and moodswings
Nah I'm serious
Lmao yeah
I believe he hit his head too hard lol
because he legit acts like a psycho post Saint Dennis
or at least fully drops his mask
But yeah, Dutch is at the minimum a high functioning psychopath
Yeah by RD1 he fully drops his persona
Maybe also suffering from Neurosyphilis.
that one line he has towards John in RD1 sums it up
"You and the Professor John? We are gonna kill both of ya"
"Now why would you wanna do a thing like that?"
"I dunno. Sport, I guess."
💀
Then he shoots a girl
Or wait, that was a different scene I think
Yeah its a previous mission
he holds her hostage
then shoves her to you and domes her from the back of her head
lmao
Either way, dude's a psycho. It was really sad to watch how Authur loved him
Also just how long it took Dutch to realise hes a dipshit
Hosea and Arthur both did
^
I'm glad Hosea didn't see it end like it did
Hosea was like one of Dutch's few balancing points
Brain damage™
There are cases in general of brain damage and abnormalities causing violent behaviors.
An interesting case is from a shooting. Specifically the University of Texas tower shooting in 1966.
It's worth noting that the shooter had uncontrollable homicidal tendencies that popped up for no reason.
It is unknown whether this is fully the cause. But an autopsy showed a brain tumor pressing down on the amygdala. The brain's primary processing center for emotions like fear, anger, anxiety, and aggression.
Yeah I know Latte 💀
Trademarked??
Drain Bamage
Who trademarked brain damage
Hosea kept Dutch in check but towards the end, Dutch was unravelling hard. I think he might have killed Hosea
Big trauma?
Hosea said it before the heist himself
"You'll damn us all."
Copyright laws
its insane how Dutch hates civilization yet he'd thrive in it with the silver tongue he has
I do feel bad for a lot of the characters
I mean you should
It could've been that the tumor pressing down on the shooters brain caused him to be uncontrollably homicidal as a result.
The scariest part being that he might've just been really unlucky and it could've happened to literally anybody.
most of them arent bad people
Bills descent is wild
minus like a handful of few
He only hates it because he can't control it
"YA IMPLORE ME?"
Of course it is still disputed whether this was fully the cause, or even a cause in the first place.
We simply don't know.
Yeah the camp interactions people post on RD2 are really sad
he legit gets nothing but be bullied
almost nobody stands up for him
Bill going from washed up quarterback to psycho is pretty fun
Tbf I do think it's because of the theory he was kicked out of the military for having relations with a man
100%
JESUS WEPT
Hilarious too how the only successful heist in the game is proposed by BILL and Karen
You’re free from prison!
Should have been a hint
But nooo let's rob the train station is Saint Denis on the word of the greasiest man alive.
Whoever it was in general that reported me is a scoundrel but I am, of course, always right
I once got perma banned from Discord for a message I sent 7 years ago about me joking about being a really young age.
I had to send my id
Yeah bill is smart he's just pushed down a lot which fosters his asshole side THEN Dutch becomes straight up evil and bill knowing nothing else is like
and gets completely duped

100000%
Well guess we're mega evil now
its also because of the environmente that shaped him i think
hes somewhat dumb so he gets taken advantage of
Yeah no I got hit like 10 minutes after
Oof
I'm hesitant to repeat it and try my luck
Dutch also thinks he's the smartest person alive when he really isn't.
What the fuck is wrong with discord in general
Somewhat
i've decided that the mohawk language makes no sense after five minutes of glancing at it but they do pronouns interestingly as pre- or suffixes
I didnt even say anything bad!
Hosea was there to make sure the plans worked
shame they barely did lmao
He's a smooth talker, but everytime he tries to con a conman he gets played like a fiddle.
Yeah like i said he'd make an amazing politician lol
And when things go wrong, he resorts to violence
him shooting Cornwall out of fucking nowhere is the epitome of it
I think this is because he still had a conscious somewhat Odriscal was willing to sacrifice everything to out con him
He can't win the game so he flips the table.
You can outwit a man who will use everything to win
^
he literally only realises everything hes done by the time hes on a cliff edge
with john pointing a gun at him
and all he can do is jump off a cliff
Odriscal was a unique case
That man hated Dutch
valid
then you got pieces of shit like Micah lol
probably the most realistic depiction of a "cowboy" lmao
also just saw this i nthe new short
😭
"bird brain" is CRAZY
Authur is like, the idealized cowboy while Micah is the biblically accurate cowboy
Which is funny because Arthur is legit a horrible person at times
(but he gets a pass hes hot af)
Oh for sure. Even idealized, he's a monster
that line he says to the kid whos father he beat up is so fucking cold
At least he admits hes a bad man, good for him
"I'll keep her in black, on your behalf."
Yeah that is the point basically
hes a bad person that redeems himself, dying ontop of a mountain staring at the sunset
better ending than anyone
Don't go for the money
i really do not understand that choice, ever lol
Like, do you really think that's gonna work out?
THey just had to have some sort of choice to say there was multiple endings
Hold on i got my log
from uh my R* programmer friend who kinda answered why its a choice, 1 sec
Ooh boy Word of God
I’m firebombing a rockstar board members house
Neat
definitely a nice "fuck you" to asshole players like i said there lmao
So you just talk to game Devs?
Hes a programmer so not technically a dev i guess but yeah
I do like it for playing as a ultra scumbag hustler
hes one of my best friends 
Micah shoots you for both scenarios with low honor
I started out as a scumbag but Authur's story is very clearly supposed to be one of redemption
Does he?
Title drop
i dont remember you getting shot in the mountaintop
Yeah he fully pops your face out
Isnt that if you go for the money
Nah that has ot be wrong
I GOT THAT ENDING
If you go for the money with high honor, he stabs you in the back
ive never seen faceshot in the mountains
The turning point for Arthur was blackwater but Strauss' escapades def pushed him to realize holy shit
Loansharks are definitely some of the worst kinds of scum yeah
L take from an L individual
👎
I picked it just to see what would happen
Why does Arthur deserve a happy ending when all the damage he has done is permanent!
Because Arthur wasn't the original collector for the group iirc
because hes not beyond (red dead) redemption
also this
Good answer
It was the uh I think one of the brothers or Sean
Memes aside Arthur is not a good person but hes not a monster
The point of redemption is that you gotta be a bad person first
Who die/go missing before the game
like
Otherwise, it's just. You know, acting normally
this is the same man who says you are an idiot if you vote for anyone in a political scene
I think Arthur relished in some of his misdeeds truthfully
I dont think so
For sure.
hes a very blunt person
"I'll help keep her in the black"
I dont think Arthur was cruel but I think he was an opportunistic bully is my thoughts
Nah he was
If he had the leg up he took it too far
thats the entire reason he gets TB
but like uhhh
next to people like Micah hes a saint
lmfao
Arthur isnt that interesting there I said it
women voting? anyone dumb enough to wanna vote go ahead
The difference is he does bad things for other people
have oyu ever played RD2
John is the better protag
whereas Micah does bad things for himself
Ok this is honestly true too
^
Yuh
Arthur pretty much is just a trauma dumped poverty ridden foot soldier for the most part
John doesn't earn his happy ending
Dude was just as bad as Authur but got to escape and have a family
John doesn't even get a happy ending
John is more interesting and with a better arc
uncle is the only one who deserved it because he didn't do shit ever
People like Arthur who are born into crime dont really have the decision to leave it when they are independent as normal society just doesnt mesh with their lived experience
He deserved to get gunned down like a dog
He isnt lazy, he just doesnt like working

GOD DAMN LMAO
I didn't say lazy tbf
The biggest message of RD1 is that you don't trust the government
this is repeated SEVERAL times btw
its one of the most reoccuring plot points
Rockstar shitting on America will never not stop being funny
Of course his son could have been better but cycle of violence and all that
Nah the main theme of red dead redemption is that the screen is red and you will die and you will redemption
Arthur and John live on the same tier for me, they are amazing characters. Saying Arthur isnt interesting is very much an absolutely wrong take and comes from a place of bias instead of true criticism imo.
RD1 fans are also very obnoxious.
Consider the following
Um
Hit him again AUTHUR
That's Dilara trying to moderate this channel
Getting waylayed by children
(They didnt read the lexicanum)
Should have gone to r/40kMemes
One day the ants will cook the spider
Sing like urak hai
Ohhhh yeah that total war mod came out
I should buy atilla
There are so many PL scenes I just don't know about
That and the unleashing black wall scene
Is that song birds ending
When you send a bunch of feds to hell
u should've bought attila ages ago to play 1212 AD mod dummy
POV the Spider
1212 AD is probably the best tw mod ever made
all my time on atilla is just 4 1212ad
That's how I am with hoi
I have like 1 achievement I think
Over 500 hours
Because I only play OWB
Stellaris Gigastructures still hasnt updated the goddamn Birch world 
When is it oaks turn
Bloodlines 2 is on sale but it makes it 60 dollars
Instead of the 20 it deserves
I hear that it is not good.
all glory to militech expel the foreign arasaka barbarians
I want to paint!!! Paint!!! Paint!!!!! Paint!!!!!
Militech really coming out on top all through random chance
I like them but their average goon in 77 looks like ass
They lose in the swag department
I like how they actually acknowledge this in PL's endings
where they just take over Night City
lmao
Isn't Orion or cyberpunk 2 gonna have night corp be in it or something
They always creeped me out and would love to see them
I chose the arasaka ending my first playthrough because Goro was my bro
Love goro
Same
Peak character
terrible
He's there to show that normalish people are also in the system
it is yeah
I'm writing a letter to your parents about how disappointed I am
Dont worry, my first ending was the accidental choice as i killed myself LMAO
But like, you sort of get to live?
Lmbo
Digital immortality
Pending corporate approval
i liked the dlc ending where u get to be a bum
V looks happy
But like
I think I did Temperance first
i wasn't expecting it
Living in night city is a death sentence for them
and it hit hard
I really wish you could become a CIA pencil pusher
The Arasaka guard sort of chastises you at the end like bro
That would be hilarious
Shut up
Thats my favorite ending for Reed
where they like uh
literally made him look chubby
and fucking miserable
LMAO
i really thought u'd end up working for NUSA
Rip
instead of being released into the wild to just live
I mean
Yeah it would've cool making a new life working with Reed
i don't remember
He offers but you don't get the choice to join
Yeha i doubt he wouldnt
v always declined on their own
Ah yeah
Imagine working for the government when corporations are in charge
Yeah true, zero augments
and in 2077 you literally need augments
for like-
even the most basic menial work
Pretty sure it's just the basics v can have
Like bare basic stuff you get as a baby
Nothing fun
Nothing heavier than the port
I do wish tho you could work with Reed
he seemed to genuinly care for V at the end
yeag
i was invested in the friendship
but he also forgot to say to everyone "HEY V IS GETTING TREATED" you don't even have to say anything about shit that would break confidentiality
Meanwhile I'm looking like a damn techpriest
who sees nothing wrong with what he does
its inasne how blind he is to So Mi's debacle too, fucking scumbag
Never trust a fed
ngl So Mi and NUSA are both bad IN THE END
especially a CIA spook
naw naw fuck So Mi
at first So Mi is very justifiable
she's the worst kind of person
the best ending is killing her in the AI core then doing the Nomad ending for me
yeah Killing her is the best ending for PL
100%
Playing victim to get your pity is very by the book.
because her ass out and about is bad and her being used as a weapon is bad
nomad schnomads you're gonna get sand in all of your everything minus two ending
For the record I was seething I couldnt reply to this earlier but the entire reason the Klan wore those hoods is to mock Catholics who wore it first (and still do) 
because like, if you kow the wider narrative sending So Mi to the moon is an awful idea, because Mr Blue Eyes is watching you in the terminal
and like
shes 100% gonna get snatched
Yeah thats right I remembered
Night Corp are so funny
they're the "nice" corp

truly "nice"
she deserves to get hit by a brick anyway
I love brainwashing
When you're about to lose a battle and your commander starts giving a speech about dying for the glory of your country and you give him the mercenary stare
Have a corporation that actually gives a shit about life and public infastructure
is also behind brainwashing people and manipulating everyone
You alright there Hawkwood?
I do hope night corp is in Cyberpunk 2
because im pretty sure no matter what happens arasaka pulls out of night city no?
like every ending
no
darn
also I do think its hilarious how Michael Night is like
the nicest billionaire in cyberpunk
They don't have a billboard, but they are there.
and accidently created Hell on Earth
thats because his corpse is rotting
don't worry about it
jokes aside the Nomad ending is probably V's best shot at finding a "cure" for their condition
every other option is
yeah that's universally agreed upon
endure it and die
or
get digitized
best ending
tbf even the most evil corpos can do something nice
yeah hitler really liked animals
like killing poachers with orbital lasers
or something
LMFAO
still one of my fav billboards
I love how people insist that attacking the tower is the "best" ending, when like it really is the most fruitless and pointless one imo
rogue fucking dies for nothing
but I like this one more
i hope we get more stuff from outside NA in Orion
really shows how the Neo Soviets aren't even trying to be communist anymore
lol
they don't care
we will apparently according to Mike Pondsmith
its a resource game now
I mean, they stopped maritime transportation, which is a huge step for the environment.
its certianly the most Night City one
LOL
me the humble blue whale getting hit by an AI mine
I mean I know you shouldn't rank evil but like biotechnica is like EVIL EVIL
With self replicating mines...
Almost like the real soviets 
They at least pretended to be communists
the neo soviets are literally capitalists in cyberpunk lol
but you get to wreck some things like an angry toddler
and call themselves as such
Either way Yorinobu wins in every ending but The Devil
my GOAT
99% of authoritarian governments collapse right before the ethnic cleansing that will fix everything for real this time
"I must become the bomb"
Yed, you are indeed a blue whale./s
my nation also got turned into a charactiure 💔
I do find it hilarious that the nuking of Arasaka tower in 2023 is what made Yorinobu reasses his priorities
which one
💀
Im glad we are past that
i wonder how france and germany are doing in cyberpunk
europe is doing good i think
yipeee
i don't know the eu lore
just like in real life
its the industrial capital of Europe + North Asia
i love coal
Like irl or in Cyberpunk because I think its not really no matter what
Cyberpunk, economy baby
🫡
Dilara aren't you american
dilara ur so right
Thats literally what got me muted
OH GOD
I make that joke constantly, FUCK

France is on the "nicer" side
"Canada also employed an open corporate military force to keep the American Nomad population from moving over the border." KILL ALL NOMADS
Nope.
German society is heavily evolved around corporate productivity. Due to low birth rates, corporations encourage their employees to send their children to special private schools where they’ll be trained to be good employees from childhood.
same shit as irl
dude...
Pondsmith moment
if he can't figure out what to do
just make them irl
but shittier
my GOAT
KILL WHITEY, KILL WHITEY. ATTICA, ATTICA
Go watch Naked Gun is funne
Nomad moment
1984
most of the Aldecaldos being human traffickers is hilarious
its one of their main buisnesses
beyond gun/chrome running
i think i'm too euro coded

to like the aldecaldos
I mean in the grand scheme of things
we have them at home
the way they're presented in 2077 is not good
imo
they act like its only Saul's family
thats left
but no
Saul's family is like
5% of them at most lol
there's so many fucking aldecaldos
the gangs and nomads are not done greatly in 77
Eh
they're done as good as they could have been
for the Gangs
nomads I'm more eh on
outside of the tyger claws imo
ur running for office
the perks of having a fixer character being involved in a lot
The maelstrom got cut quite a bit.
honeslty I can't remember shit done with maelstrom outside of the first mission
and 6th street
They try summoning an AI
exists
there's quite the mael sidequests iirc
Yeah
they're very present
and they look awesome
its about what you'd expect from a booster gang
they're shitheads
prob that's why I don't remember it
a bunch of chromed up psychos lol
but they look awesome
The mox got so much hype pre release...
Mox are just there
The Mox are literally a bunch of pimps who abuse their sex workers the same as any other pimp empower themselves

the Mox are good for worldbuilding
so true.
aside from that eh
But in the end, they are nom existent...
I do think 77 white washed a lot of the gangs
they're a guardian/protection gang
the Mox are treated far too generously
for what they are in lore
along with the Animals
Voodoo boys, 6th street, tyger claws and maelstrom are about right
animals def lacking
Voodoo is destined to be just bad guys.
Voodoo Boys are about what I expected
trying to end the world will do that to you
anyone who associates with that name is probably going to be a psycho
making the corps look like good guys
i can understand creole a bit so ig they got that going at least
It's not Creole is it? it's Haitian
instead of slitting someones throat in their sleep they just fry their brain over the net
which also has French bits
its haitian creole
Creole is like, v wide term afaik
Ohhhhh right
most isles have their own creole
oh yeah there we are
and there's always french in it
my big sister is Haitian from birth
creole languages do not have to include french btw
the two official languages of Haiti are French and Haitian Creole so yeah
the definition is when 2 or more languages hybridize fully
i thought it was only used to refer to french based stuff
It is the name for a family composite language.
bcs Hawaiian Pigdin is also refered to as Hawai'i creole
Haiti is also gone in Cyberpunk right? Much like i assume it will be in IRL eventually
its entirely swallowed by water aside from some rigs yeah
Most commonly influenced by French.
Yea ik
i just thought it was a purely french term
well i'm p sure it used to be
its funny because when i was listening ot Plascide i was hearing some turkish words we also use
like referring to a truck as a "kamyonet"
which we also do lmao
that's how you pronounce it in french too
but the spelling is
interesting
camionette
Camionette is how french says it.
yeah we just say kamyon or kamyonet
It is half truck btw.
common ancestor word I guess
basically in creole they often boil it down to the phonetic
Camion = truck. Ette is the suffix for small
the one difference between the 2 iterations of the Voodoo Boys at a glance
the original one was called the Voodoo Boyz
the one in 2077 is called the Voodoo Boys

Toilette = small roof... Which is the smaller roof where you shit back in the say, outside of the toil (roof) which is the house.
except roof is spelled Toit
Lavabo = sink...
According to wikitionary it's borrowed into Turkish from the Spanish camión
wack meds things
in france if u make spelling errors btw people will skin u alive
my friends tell me to kms daily
Yes, my bad. Though, historically, the 2 words are from the some root.
Oh shit that reminds me of another thing I couldnt reply to
interesting
Banned.
Big E isnt Turkish, he predates the Turkic people entering Anatolia. He's a Hittite
I speak french... It is normal...
Holy Terra is Earth right?
Yes
having to install mods to look like a freak is a crime
Where’s his Throne located on the planet?
i have very bad spellingz
Nepal
I LITERALLY SAID THIS
I was joking to myself it’d be Everest but wtf
STOP STEALING MY BARS
As for his name, worth nothing that Konrad Curze is the only Primarch he named. So unless he just chose at random it seems he possibly wanted Curze to be the family name
???? wtf lol
@limpid granite
LMFAO
Also best part
hittites literally used double-headed eagles
you aint slick you fucking hacks
Ah, nice. Cependant, les Québécois essaient de protéger leur français brisé...
Hittites weren't around when he was born ☝️ 🤓
Does that make Hittites the true rulers of humanity and Earth?
i was in montreal a few years back
And dont they have a God thats super similar in vibes or name to one of the early unification war things he had? Like the Thunder Warriors or something I wanna say. I VAGUELY recall
Always were. 10000000 dead pharaohs
Uh probably.
Hittites are the Necrons confirmed???!???!!!!&@$!?!
What accent should most Necrons have anyways?
NEKRÖNS RISE UP
alien
dead
I always thought they’d have more Arabic accents due to be inspired by Egypt
Humans are Necronoids, as Necrons were the first bipedal species in the galaxy
Maybe each dynasty’s culture has a unique accent
I uh can't think of the accent Nate Crowley does
but his voice is what I think the necrons sound like
In Warpforge they all have Russian accents… for some reason
i want to say something but i think u'd kill me
does this tombworld go to Tahiti
And also Zahndrekh is nothing like Zahndrekh
As long as we have the money
But I have a plan
if we weren't in this server i'd say it i'm sure ur chill like that
Montreal is very different from the rest of Quebec, it is not even funny.
man this makes me relaise RD2 is literally perfect as a necron substitute story
tahiti
Arthur is Obyron dealing with Zahndrekh’s nonsense
LEGIT
This reminds me of an idea I had for an IRL-adjacent setting where the only reason housing and necessities are affordable is because there's one huge festivities monopoly who lobbies the government into public funding because struggling people are much less festive
overlord what the fuck is a tahiti
yeah everyone tells me that, i went a bit outside of montreal but not too much
My lord Zahndrekh, what the- YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU RAT
HAVE SOME C'TAN DAMNED FAITH
So he's doing the right thing out of horrific greed
How far?
Zahndrekh I told you that Necron is a C’tan damned Flayed One
I dont know how tubercolosis would work for a necron but we'll figure out something
Anything less than 1h is still Montreal...
Disphorek
LMAO
Necrons speak with Quebecois accents
ZAHNDREKH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A COWBOY HAT??
Like, yeehaw Obyron
You're a good necron.... Arfphek Morghatekh....
Tuberculosis but it also got the necrodermis treatment
Ok, that's far.
Necroculosis
i know someone who lives in la tuque
He got it, beating a scarab to death
i used to play ow with them
you're one of the good ones - Trazyn the infinite to his human
LMFAO
I want a story of a human trapped in a Tomb World slowly grafting more Necron tech to them overtime ngl
He says this to any human in his diorama collection
They do be hungry
Who's the Charles analogue
Uhhh
Imotekh
Oh wait Charles nvm

Exodites

cmon
LOL
was it you boys that shot those Seraptek Heavy Constructs?
Mikhah you mean
also tbh
thats the funny thing
Micah is literally like
most necron nobility
lmao
literally zero difference
Micah was quick on the draw tho you gotta admit
Oh nah yeah Micah is legit a good gunslinger
That one scene is insane
thats what makes him worse
You know what scene I’m talking about
the worst kind of villain is the one thats actually skilled
*the best
Micah was a tried and true outlaw
who likes an incompetent villain
Yeah if they dont die within the same chapter/episode they're introduced they're UNENGAGING!!!
Guilliman 
this ain't a sunday morning cartoon
Love those videos of people using tomahawks and other goofy weapons on Micah's face
god damn I love Micah what a pos
My loadout's completely western themed too lol
Hes the kind of character 40k authors are afraid to put in books
because nobody can stomach actually competent smart conniving horrible people
especially ones that are a part of the main protagonist cast
I mean Imotekh exists
Imotekh is a cartoon villain
we need more horrible people that win
Micah is a realistic kind of evil
people do not like realistic evil as much
Yes
no becuse the beast isn't canon 
and neither are the 13 primeorks
sorry elite


