#40k-lore-chat

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winter pine
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If I ever make an Orky army I need to kitbash goofy hats for them

arctic talon
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but horrifying otherwise

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lol

storm jungle
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also anotehr detail i really like is uh

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the ork sergeant I THINK? crushing the krieger in his klaw

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and his ear flicks

paper haven
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Ask any human captive of the orks how they treat them

arctic talon
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he licks his fucking mouth

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LOL

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iirc

storm jungle
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which is a show of "happiness" i think

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yeah he does the smile and ear flick

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which literally means hes enjoying it

arctic talon
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in dogs/cats/horses/a lot of mammals irl it tends to be

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lol

storm jungle
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lmao

storm jungle
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Its such a nice little detail

paper haven
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They might not get a boner ffrom torture like the dark eldar

arctic talon
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they def find screaming ufnny though

paper haven
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They just find it funny, is all

arctic talon
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"burny dance"

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💀

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me when I'm bored

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so I need to shoot another ork with a burna

dapper gyro
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Ork sympathizers, burn them.

paper haven
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Look at all dese funny sounds tha 'umies make

winter pine
paper haven
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Skinning him alive

arctic talon
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anyways

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the Ghazkull book is my favorite ork book

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prophet of the waaagh

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has funny orks

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has terrifying orks

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and its all the same Ork in the end

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💀

paper haven
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That the one where Ol' Baleeye proves how kunnin he is?

arctic talon
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nah

storm jungle
arctic talon
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its the one where they're interrogating a Grot

storm jungle
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orks reincarnation was a crazy one

arctic talon
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Ghazkull prophet of the Waaagh isn't brooks iirc

storm jungle
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same with how daemons dislike orks because gork/mork generally protect them

arctic talon
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its nate crowley

storm jungle
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and how the war they make largely feeds gorkamorka

arctic talon
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aka the other Ork GOAT

storm jungle
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thats great

arctic talon
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also this scene is hilarious

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‘Ghazghkull is a he,’ he grumbled, wagging a finger at Biter and receiving an uncertain grunt in reply. ‘You keep saying they,’ Hendriksen clarified, ‘but Ghazghkull is a he.’

‘But… they… he is not a man?’ said Biter, their brow-ridge creased in ¬bafflement. Falx cut in then, before another messy debate could ensue.

‘We’ve been through this, Orm. Orks have no… reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.’

‘Some of us understand sexangender,’ interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. ‘I find it all… quite funny.’

‘Silence, ork,’ Falx snapped, impatient to get back on track. ‘From now on, Ghazghkull is a he, whether it makes sense or not.’```
storm jungle
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YES

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ORK GENDERS BABY

arctic talon
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Crowley's Mad Dok book is also funny

storm jungle
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Falx is also not an ally, kill him!

paper haven
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Ork gender identity

arctic talon
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Grotsnik finding reproduction disgusting

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is hilarious

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Grotsnik saying to another ork "You don't want to know"

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Same Ork who made Cyborks

paper haven
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He had to study it

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Decided he didn't like it

winter pine
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I liked the scene from I think Infinite and Divine of Trazyn and Orikan finding it equally disgusting

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very funny to me for some reason to see aliens say that

paper haven
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No see, this is how humans make other humans

lament shoal
paper haven
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It's science

storm jungle
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its arthur morgan

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DOES THIS NUKE GO TO TAHITI

paper haven
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I HAVE A PLAN AUTHUR

storm jungle
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lmfao

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the TIDE of RD2 posting

vagrant fox
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Maybe another RDR2 playthrough when I get home

opaque coyote
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THEY USE PRONOUNS!!!

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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i cannot start RD2 again yet

arctic talon
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everyone uses pronouns

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they came free with your fucking existence

paper haven
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RD2 is running continuously in my head

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I cannot escape it

storm jungle
arctic talon
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name a language without pronouns

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in general

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💀

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that shit is not real

paper haven
storm jungle
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HAVE SOME

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GOD

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DAMN

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FAITH

paper haven
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The multiplayer was so full of hackers it. I was getting struck by lightning

storm jungle
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Multiplayer

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you play RD for singleplayer

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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RDR2 MP had so much potential...

paper haven
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Well obviously, but then I'd have to watch Authur die again

vagrant fox
paper haven
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I'm just not ready for that

storm jungle
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didnt need to go there

dapper gyro
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But then GTA5 DLC dropped at the same time.

storm jungle
paper haven
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I'll spend the whole time screaming at the screen to just let me kill Micah

arctic talon
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it does have them though

opaque coyote
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Japanese technically doesn't have pronouns as a separate word but it's still there via context

storm jungle
vagrant fox
storm jungle
paper haven
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But my heart wouldn't be in it

storm jungle
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LMAO

arctic talon
storm jungle
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i read that in John's voice

vagrant fox
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I like the little camp interactions where Uncle is quite clever, he just doesn't want to do shit

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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I know the one you mean

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hold on

paper haven
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Yeah where he gets called out?

storm jungle
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Yeah this one

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"Put me out of my majesty your misery!"

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god such a good scene

arctic talon
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I find it interesting a language can lack the ability to refer to yourself/another thing

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lol

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not that its bad

storm jungle
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insane to think this is a NPC interaction, not even a cutscene

arctic talon
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its just very interesting

paper haven
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Youtube wants me to prove I'm not a bot. They're on to me

vagrant fox
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Dutch is such a slimy shit behind his charisma lmbo

opaque coyote
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Gendered pronouns in general is mostly for Indo-European languages which I find interesting

storm jungle
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nah not even "imo"

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he literally is

arctic talon
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I'm referring to pronouns in general

storm jungle
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hes an extremely complex character

arctic talon
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not gendered pronouns

languid meadow
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Afrikaans and I think Dutch are the only other two Germanics without gendered language with Dutch being pretty recent

opaque coyote
paper haven
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The way Dutch laughs when he has no response

opaque coyote
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I think there's always at least a singular pronoun inevitably

storm jungle
opaque coyote
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If only to refer to a person

storm jungle
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he knows when to play the fool

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just like any wise jester ot the king before he gets beheaded

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He knew from the start Dutch is a nutjob lmao

paper haven
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Remember: If he kills you, you win.

storm jungle
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YEP

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kinda hilarious going from RD1 to this

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where Dutch is like some crazy homeless person

languid meadow
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Honestly I do think Dutch straight up has syphilis

opaque coyote
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The Piraha language in general lacks a lot of things that seem basic.

Like numbers.

storm jungle
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LOL

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I mean probably

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its 1899

opaque coyote
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There's only like

Big and small quantities

storm jungle
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he also has a thing for uhhh young women

languid meadow
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Because it explains his descent into madness

lament shoal
storm jungle
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which is gross

storm jungle
paper haven
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It was a different time

languid meadow
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Like he was already a dick but he wasn't insane insane

storm jungle
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head injuries can legit cause violent shifts and moodswings

lament shoal
storm jungle
lament shoal
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I believe he hit his head too hard lol

storm jungle
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because he legit acts like a psycho post Saint Dennis

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or at least fully drops his mask

paper haven
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But yeah, Dutch is at the minimum a high functioning psychopath

storm jungle
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Yeah by RD1 he fully drops his persona

paper haven
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Maybe also suffering from Neurosyphilis.

storm jungle
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"You and the Professor John? We are gonna kill both of ya"

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"Now why would you wanna do a thing like that?"

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"I dunno. Sport, I guess."

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💀

paper haven
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Then he shoots a girl

storm jungle
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in the fucking face

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they 100% had the blackwater inspo from that lmao

paper haven
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Or wait, that was a different scene I think

storm jungle
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Yeah its a previous mission

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he holds her hostage

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then shoves her to you and domes her from the back of her head

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lmao

paper haven
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Either way, dude's a psycho. It was really sad to watch how Authur loved him

storm jungle
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Also just how long it took Dutch to realise hes a dipshit

languid meadow
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Hosea and Arthur both did

storm jungle
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^

languid meadow
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I'm glad Hosea didn't see it end like it did

storm jungle
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Hosea was like one of Dutch's few balancing points

opaque coyote
# storm jungle head injuries can legit cause violent shifts and moodswings

Brain damage™

There are cases in general of brain damage and abnormalities causing violent behaviors.

An interesting case is from a shooting. Specifically the University of Texas tower shooting in 1966.

It's worth noting that the shooter had uncontrollable homicidal tendencies that popped up for no reason.

It is unknown whether this is fully the cause. But an autopsy showed a brain tumor pressing down on the amygdala. The brain's primary processing center for emotions like fear, anger, anxiety, and aggression.

languid meadow
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Trademarked??

storm jungle
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Drain Bamage

languid meadow
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Who trademarked brain damage

paper haven
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Hosea kept Dutch in check but towards the end, Dutch was unravelling hard. I think he might have killed Hosea

languid meadow
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Big trauma?

storm jungle
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"You'll damn us all."

paper haven
storm jungle
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its insane how Dutch hates civilization yet he'd thrive in it with the silver tongue he has

languid meadow
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I do feel bad for a lot of the characters

storm jungle
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I mean you should

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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most of them arent bad people

languid meadow
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Bills descent is wild

storm jungle
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minus like a handful of few

paper haven
storm jungle
opaque coyote
languid meadow
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He was an ass but not evil then in RD1

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Holy shit

storm jungle
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Yeah the camp interactions people post on RD2 are really sad

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he legit gets nothing but be bullied

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almost nobody stands up for him

paper haven
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Bill going from washed up quarterback to psycho is pretty fun

opaque coyote
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Overall, I need to play RD2

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I haven't yet

languid meadow
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Tbf I do think it's because of the theory he was kicked out of the military for having relations with a man

storm jungle
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100%

heady rivet
storm jungle
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Hilarious too how the only successful heist in the game is proposed by BILL and Karen

arctic talon
paper haven
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But nooo let's rob the train station is Saint Denis on the word of the greasiest man alive.

heady rivet
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Whoever it was in general that reported me is a scoundrel but I am, of course, always right

opaque coyote
# heady rivet ***JESUS WEPT***

I once got perma banned from Discord for a message I sent 7 years ago about me joking about being a really young age.

I had to send my id

languid meadow
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Yeah bill is smart he's just pushed down a lot which fosters his asshole side THEN Dutch becomes straight up evil and bill knowing nothing else is like

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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Well guess we're mega evil now

storm jungle
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its also because of the environmente that shaped him i think

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hes somewhat dumb so he gets taken advantage of

heady rivet
opaque coyote
heady rivet
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I'm hesitant to repeat it and try my luck

paper haven
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Dutch also thinks he's the smartest person alive when he really isn't.

opaque coyote
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What the fuck is wrong with discord in general

storm jungle
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Somewhat

vagrant fox
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i've decided that the mohawk language makes no sense after five minutes of glancing at it but they do pronouns interestingly as pre- or suffixes

storm jungle
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Dutch is amazing at charisma

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but hes very much not a smart person

heady rivet
languid meadow
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Hosea was there to make sure the plans worked

storm jungle
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shame they barely did lmao

paper haven
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He's a smooth talker, but everytime he tries to con a conman he gets played like a fiddle.

storm jungle
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Yeah like i said he'd make an amazing politician lol

paper haven
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And when things go wrong, he resorts to violence

storm jungle
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him shooting Cornwall out of fucking nowhere is the epitome of it

languid meadow
paper haven
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He can't win the game so he flips the table.

languid meadow
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You can outwit a man who will use everything to win

storm jungle
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^

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he literally only realises everything hes done by the time hes on a cliff edge

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with john pointing a gun at him

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and all he can do is jump off a cliff

paper haven
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That man hated Dutch

vagrant fox
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valid

storm jungle
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then you got pieces of shit like Micah lol

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probably the most realistic depiction of a "cowboy" lmao

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also just saw this i nthe new short

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😭

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"bird brain" is CRAZY

paper haven
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Authur is like, the idealized cowboy while Micah is the biblically accurate cowboy

storm jungle
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Which is funny because Arthur is legit a horrible person at times

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(but he gets a pass hes hot af)

arctic talon
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Arthur is like stereotypical idealized cowboy scoundrel

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lol

paper haven
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Oh for sure. Even idealized, he's a monster

storm jungle
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that line he says to the kid whos father he beat up is so fucking cold

vagrant fox
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At least he admits hes a bad man, good for him

storm jungle
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"I'll keep her in black, on your behalf."

paper haven
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But he does it all for the people he loves

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Mostly

storm jungle
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Yeah that is the point basically

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hes a bad person that redeems himself, dying ontop of a mountain staring at the sunset

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better ending than anyone

paper haven
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Don't go for the money

storm jungle
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i really do not understand that choice, ever lol

paper haven
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Like, do you really think that's gonna work out?

arctic talon
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No

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But it’s a futile grasp at something

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Rather then letting it end lol

paper haven
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THey just had to have some sort of choice to say there was multiple endings

storm jungle
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Hold on i got my log

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from uh my R* programmer friend who kinda answered why its a choice, 1 sec

arctic talon
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lol

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If you say it’s because of suits

paper haven
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Ooh boy Word of God

storm jungle
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Very valid reasoning i think

arctic talon
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I’m firebombing a rockstar board members house

arctic talon
storm jungle
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definitely a nice "fuck you" to asshole players like i said there lmao

paper haven
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So you just talk to game Devs?

storm jungle
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Hes a programmer so not technically a dev i guess but yeah

vagrant fox
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I do like it for playing as a ultra scumbag hustler

storm jungle
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hes one of my best friends KEKW_ogryn

surreal nest
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Micah shoots you for both scenarios with low honor

paper haven
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I started out as a scumbag but Authur's story is very clearly supposed to be one of redemption

storm jungle
paper haven
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Title drop

storm jungle
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i dont remember you getting shot in the mountaintop

surreal nest
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Yeah he fully pops your face out

storm jungle
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Isnt that if you go for the money

surreal nest
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Nope

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Mountain too

storm jungle
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Nah that has ot be wrong

surreal nest
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I GOT THAT ENDING

paper haven
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If you go for the money with high honor, he stabs you in the back

storm jungle
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ive never seen faceshot in the mountains

storm jungle
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well deserved

languid meadow
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The turning point for Arthur was blackwater but Strauss' escapades def pushed him to realize holy shit

surreal nest
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Arthur was never a good man and I played him as such

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Sue me!

storm jungle
storm jungle
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👎

paper haven
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I picked it just to see what would happen

surreal nest
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Why does Arthur deserve a happy ending when all the damage he has done is permanent!

languid meadow
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Because Arthur wasn't the original collector for the group iirc

storm jungle
surreal nest
languid meadow
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It was the uh I think one of the brothers or Sean

storm jungle
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Memes aside Arthur is not a good person but hes not a monster

paper haven
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The point of redemption is that you gotta be a bad person first

languid meadow
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Who die/go missing before the game

storm jungle
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like

paper haven
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Otherwise, it's just. You know, acting normally

storm jungle
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this is the same man who says you are an idiot if you vote for anyone in a political scene

surreal nest
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I think Arthur relished in some of his misdeeds truthfully

storm jungle
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which is uhhhh

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pretty accurate

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LMAO

storm jungle
storm jungle
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hes a very blunt person

paper haven
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"I'll help keep her in the black"

surreal nest
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I dont think Arthur was cruel but I think he was an opportunistic bully is my thoughts

storm jungle
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Nah he was

surreal nest
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If he had the leg up he took it too far

storm jungle
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thats the entire reason he gets TB

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but like uhhh

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next to people like Micah hes a saint

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lmfao

heady rivet
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Arthur isnt that interesting there I said it

vagrant fox
paper haven
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The difference is he does bad things for other people

storm jungle
heady rivet
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John is the better protag

paper haven
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whereas Micah does bad things for himself

surreal nest
storm jungle
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^

heady rivet
storm jungle
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John is a deadbeat loser

surreal nest
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Arthur pretty much is just a trauma dumped poverty ridden foot soldier for the most part

paper haven
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John doesn't earn his happy ending

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Dude was just as bad as Authur but got to escape and have a family

languid meadow
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John doesn't even get a happy ending

heady rivet
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John is more interesting and with a better arc

storm jungle
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Lumbago

vagrant fox
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uncle is the only one who deserved it because he didn't do shit ever

surreal nest
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People like Arthur who are born into crime dont really have the decision to leave it when they are independent as normal society just doesnt mesh with their lived experience

paper haven
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He deserved to get gunned down like a dog

storm jungle
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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I didn't say lazy tbf

languid meadow
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The biggest message of RD1 is that you don't trust the government

storm jungle
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this is repeated SEVERAL times btw

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its one of the most reoccuring plot points

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Rockstar shitting on America will never not stop being funny

paper haven
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Of course his son could have been better but cycle of violence and all that

surreal nest
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Nah the main theme of red dead redemption is that the screen is red and you will die and you will redemption

storm jungle
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Arthur and John live on the same tier for me, they are amazing characters. Saying Arthur isnt interesting is very much an absolutely wrong take and comes from a place of bias instead of true criticism imo.

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RD1 fans are also very obnoxious.

storm jungle
paper haven
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Hit him again AUTHUR

storm jungle
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is this suppose to be a bad thing?

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i like arthur, you dont gotta convince me more

rocky gale
storm jungle
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FUCK SAKES

paper haven
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Getting waylayed by children

storm jungle
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(They didnt read the lexicanum)

paper haven
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Should have gone to r/40kMemes

languid meadow
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One day the ants will cook the spider

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Sing like urak hai

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Ohhhh yeah that total war mod came out

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I should buy atilla

languid meadow
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There are so many PL scenes I just don't know about

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That and the unleashing black wall scene

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Is that song birds ending

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When you send a bunch of feds to hell

spring cairn
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u should've bought attila ages ago to play 1212 AD mod dummy

languid meadow
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Hmmm

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Ooooga boooga

spring cairn
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1212 AD is probably the best tw mod ever made

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all my time on atilla is just 4 1212ad

languid meadow
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That's how I am with hoi

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I have like 1 achievement I think

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Over 500 hours

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Because I only play OWB

heady rivet
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Stellaris Gigastructures still hasnt updated the goddamn Birch world SadCat

languid meadow
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When is it oaks turn

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Bloodlines 2 is on sale but it makes it 60 dollars

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Instead of the 20 it deserves

dapper gyro
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I hear that it is not good.

spring cairn
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kcd2 on salez

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-50%

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great deal...

arctic talon
languid meadow
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Glory to militech

vagrant fox
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all glory to militech expel the foreign arasaka barbarians

surreal nest
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I want to paint!!! Paint!!! Paint!!!!! Paint!!!!!

paper haven
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Militech really coming out on top all through random chance

languid meadow
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I like them but their average goon in 77 looks like ass

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They lose in the swag department

storm jungle
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where they just take over Night City

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lmao

languid meadow
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Isn't Orion or cyberpunk 2 gonna have night corp be in it or something

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They always creeped me out and would love to see them

paper haven
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I chose the arasaka ending my first playthrough because Goro was my bro

languid meadow
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Love goro

storm jungle
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Same

languid meadow
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Peak character

storm jungle
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then i realised why this is called the "Devil" ending

vagrant fox
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terrible

paper haven
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Yeeeah

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I think that's actually like the worst ending?

languid meadow
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He's there to show that normalish people are also in the system

storm jungle
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it is yeah

vagrant fox
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I'm writing a letter to your parents about how disappointed I am

storm jungle
paper haven
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But like, you sort of get to live?

vagrant fox
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Lmbo

storm jungle
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Yeah kinda but like

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they literally harvest the shit out of you

paper haven
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Digital immortality
Pending corporate approval

storm jungle
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Yep

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its terrible

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legit depressing af

spring cairn
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i liked the dlc ending where u get to be a bum

languid meadow
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V looks happy

storm jungle
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de

languid meadow
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But like

storm jungle
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dum dum

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de dum dum

vagrant fox
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I think I did Temperance first

spring cairn
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i wasn't expecting it

languid meadow
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Living in night city is a death sentence for them

spring cairn
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and it hit hard

languid meadow
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I really wish you could become a CIA pencil pusher

paper haven
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The Arasaka guard sort of chastises you at the end like bro

languid meadow
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That would be hilarious

paper haven
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Shut up

storm jungle
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where they like uh

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literally made him look chubby

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and fucking miserable

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LMAO

spring cairn
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i really thought u'd end up working for NUSA

paper haven
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Rip

spring cairn
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instead of being released into the wild to just live

storm jungle
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I mean

languid meadow
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Yeah it would've cool making a new life working with Reed

storm jungle
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you can

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Reed literally gives you the contact info doesnt it?

spring cairn
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i don't remember

languid meadow
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He offers but you don't get the choice to join

storm jungle
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Yeha i doubt he wouldnt

languid meadow
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v always declined on their own

storm jungle
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Ah yeah

spring cairn
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yeah either way it's not something u can do

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it's not an option

paper haven
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Imagine working for the government when corporations are in charge

storm jungle
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Yeah true, zero augments

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and in 2077 you literally need augments

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for like-

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even the most basic menial work

languid meadow
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Pretty sure it's just the basics v can have

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Like bare basic stuff you get as a baby

storm jungle
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AH WAIT right

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just no combat gear

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or like lethal shit

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i forgot

vagrant fox
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Nothing fun

languid meadow
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Nothing heavier than the port

spring cairn
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just enough to spend ur eddies

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and not starve

languid meadow
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I do wish tho you could work with Reed

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he seemed to genuinly care for V at the end

spring cairn
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yeag

storm jungle
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he does

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but like no offense

spring cairn
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i was invested in the friendship

languid meadow
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but he also forgot to say to everyone "HEY V IS GETTING TREATED" you don't even have to say anything about shit that would break confidentiality

storm jungle
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hes the worst kind of western government guy i hate

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a literal lapdog

paper haven
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Meanwhile I'm looking like a damn techpriest

storm jungle
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who sees nothing wrong with what he does

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its inasne how blind he is to So Mi's debacle too, fucking scumbag

paper haven
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Never trust a fed

languid meadow
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ngl So Mi and NUSA are both bad IN THE END

storm jungle
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especially a CIA spook

spring cairn
#

naw naw fuck So Mi

languid meadow
#

at first So Mi is very justifiable

spring cairn
#

she's the worst kind of person

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

yeah Killing her is the best ending for PL

storm jungle
#

100%

dapper gyro
#

Playing victim to get your pity is very by the book.

languid meadow
#

because her ass out and about is bad and her being used as a weapon is bad

vagrant fox
#

nomad schnomads you're gonna get sand in all of your everything minus two ending

heady rivet
#

For the record I was seething I couldnt reply to this earlier but the entire reason the Klan wore those hoods is to mock Catholics who wore it first (and still do) ProfessorChen

storm jungle
#

because like, if you kow the wider narrative sending So Mi to the moon is an awful idea, because Mr Blue Eyes is watching you in the terminal

#

and like

#

shes 100% gonna get snatched

heady rivet
#

Yeah thats right I remembered

storm jungle
#

and be used or experimented on

#

or something worse

arctic talon
#

they're the "nice" corp

#

truly "nice"

spring cairn
#

she deserves to get hit by a brick anyway

languid meadow
#

I love brainwashing

paper haven
#

When you're about to lose a battle and your commander starts giving a speech about dying for the glory of your country and you give him the mercenary stare

arctic talon
#

Have a corporation that actually gives a shit about life and public infastructure

#

is also behind brainwashing people and manipulating everyone

languid meadow
#

I do hope night corp is in Cyberpunk 2

arctic talon
#

Night Corp is already in cyberpunk 2077

#

smh

languid meadow
#

because im pretty sure no matter what happens arasaka pulls out of night city no?

#

like every ending

arctic talon
#

no

languid meadow
#

darn

arctic talon
#

also I do think its hilarious how Michael Night is like

#

the nicest billionaire in cyberpunk

dapper gyro
#

They don't have a billboard, but they are there.

arctic talon
#

and accidently created Hell on Earth

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

the road to billionare-hell is paved with good eddies

arctic talon
#

Nicest billionaire in cyberpunk is a bar on the floor

#

lol

spring cairn
#

bar is sinking

#

in the floor

arctic talon
#

thats because his corpse is rotting

#

don't worry about it

#

jokes aside the Nomad ending is probably V's best shot at finding a "cure" for their condition

#

every other option is

spring cairn
#

yeah that's universally agreed upon

arctic talon
#

endure it and die

or

get digitized

spring cairn
#

best ending

languid meadow
#

tbf even the most evil corpos can do something nice

arctic talon
#

Saburo not killing Yorinobu?

#

I guess

#

lol

spring cairn
#

yeah hitler really liked animals

languid meadow
#

like killing poachers with orbital lasers

spring cairn
#

or something

languid meadow
#

LMFAO

arctic talon
#

ngl

languid meadow
#

still one of my fav billboards

arctic talon
#

I do not like 2077's SovOil Logo very much

#

like its cool

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

rogue fucking dies for nothing

arctic talon
#

but I like this one more

storm jungle
#

the star with the oildrop for the top spike is PEAK imo

#

YEP

#

so fucking creative

arctic talon
#

The RED one is WAY better

#

lol

spring cairn
#

i hope we get more stuff from outside NA in Orion

arctic talon
#

really shows how the Neo Soviets aren't even trying to be communist anymore

#

lol

#

they don't care

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

its a resource game now

dapper gyro
#

I mean, they stopped maritime transportation, which is a huge step for the environment.

arctic talon
#

LOL

storm jungle
languid meadow
#

I mean I know you shouldn't rank evil but like biotechnica is like EVIL EVIL

arctic talon
#

The AI mines don't blow up whales

#

funnily enough

dapper gyro
#

With self replicating mines...

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

They at least pretended to be communists

#

the neo soviets are literally capitalists in cyberpunk lol

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

and call themselves as such

#

Either way Yorinobu wins in every ending but The Devil

#

my GOAT

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

"I must become the bomb"

dapper gyro
languid meadow
#

my nation also got turned into a charactiure 💔

arctic talon
#

I do find it hilarious that the nuking of Arasaka tower in 2023 is what made Yorinobu reasses his priorities

#

which one

#

💀

spring cairn
#

i wonder how france and germany are doing in cyberpunk

arctic talon
#

Fine

#

there's lore on them

storm jungle
#

europe is doing good i think

spring cairn
#

yipeee

arctic talon
#

in 2045 and 2020

#

Europe isn't doing good

spring cairn
#

i don't know the eu lore

arctic talon
#

but its doing better then the NUSA

#

lol

spring cairn
#

because it will never be relevant

#

to the games

arctic talon
#

Germany is an uber polluted shithole

#

in 2045

spring cairn
#

just like in real life

arctic talon
#

its the industrial capital of Europe + North Asia

spring cairn
#

i love coal

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

it is outwordly very free

#

inwordly

#

corpo t ime

storm jungle
#

🫡

daring creek
#

Dilara aren't you american

spring cairn
#

dilara ur so right

heady rivet
#

Thats literally what got me muted

storm jungle
#

I make that joke constantly, FUCK

arctic talon
#

France is on the "nicer" side

languid meadow
#

"Canada also employed an open corporate military force to keep the American Nomad population from moving over the border." KILL ALL NOMADS

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

for a country in cyberpunk

#

lol

#

The issue is

vagrant fox
#

German society is heavily evolved around corporate productivity. Due to low birth rates, corporations encourage their employees to send their children to special private schools where they’ll be trained to be good employees from childhood.

same shit as irl

arctic talon
#

again corporacracy

#

lol

#

but hey

#

they like wine and food at least

arctic talon
#

so maybe you'll have something that isn't SCOP

spring cairn
#

it's literally real life

#

lazy writing

arctic talon
#

Pondsmith moment

#

if he can't figure out what to do

#

just make them irl

#

but shittier

#

my GOAT

heady rivet
daring creek
#

Lol

heady rivet
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

most of the Aldecaldos being human traffickers is hilarious

#

its one of their main buisnesses

#

beyond gun/chrome running

daring creek
#

It feels weirder that it was over that

#

Like not even a minority

spring cairn
#

i think i'm too euro coded

daring creek
spring cairn
#

to like the aldecaldos

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

the Aldecaldos are like

#

weird

spring cairn
#

we have them at home

arctic talon
#

the way they're presented in 2077 is not good

#

imo

#

they act like its only Saul's family

#

thats left

#

but no

#

Saul's family is like

#

5% of them at most lol

storm jungle
#

The way you are presented in 2077 is not good imo

#

👎

arctic talon
#

there's so many fucking aldecaldos

languid meadow
#

the gangs and nomads are not done greatly in 77

arctic talon
#

Eh

#

they're done as good as they could have been

#

for the Gangs

#

nomads I'm more eh on

languid meadow
#

outside of the tyger claws imo

arctic talon
#

Tyger Claws are the most developed gang in 2077

#

somehow

#

lol

spring cairn
arctic talon
#

they had like negative fucking lore in 2020

#

and a good bit in 2045

languid meadow
#

the perks of having a fixer character being involved in a lot

dapper gyro
#

The maelstrom got cut quite a bit.

languid meadow
#

honeslty I can't remember shit done with maelstrom outside of the first mission

#

and 6th street

arctic talon
#

They try summoning an AI

languid meadow
#

exists

arctic talon
#

and you shoot up a club

#

lol

#

6th street is whatever

#

they're like

#

eh.

spring cairn
#

there's quite the mael sidequests iirc

arctic talon
#

Yeah

spring cairn
#

they're very present

arctic talon
#

Mael has a lot of side content

#

but its just more of the same

spring cairn
#

and they look awesome

arctic talon
#

its about what you'd expect from a booster gang

spring cairn
#

they're shitheads

languid meadow
#

prob that's why I don't remember it

arctic talon
#

a bunch of chromed up psychos lol

spring cairn
#

but they look awesome

dapper gyro
#

The mox got so much hype pre release...

languid meadow
#

Mox are just there

arctic talon
#

The Mox are literally a bunch of pimps who abuse their sex workers the same as any other pimp empower themselves

#

the Mox are good for worldbuilding

spring cairn
#

so true.

arctic talon
#

aside from that eh

dapper gyro
#

But in the end, they are nom existent...

languid meadow
#

I do think 77 white washed a lot of the gangs

arctic talon
#

they're a guardian/protection gang

#

the Mox are treated far too generously

#

for what they are in lore

#

along with the Animals

#

Voodoo boys, 6th street, tyger claws and maelstrom are about right

spring cairn
#

animals def lacking

arctic talon
#

Valentinos are eh

#

Narco culture

#

the gang™

dapper gyro
#

Voodoo is destined to be just bad guys.

arctic talon
#

Voodoo Boys are about what I expected

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

anyone who associates with that name is probably going to be a psycho

languid meadow
#

making the corps look like good guys

arctic talon
#

even if its not a bunch of racist white kids dressing up

#

lol

spring cairn
#

i can understand creole a bit so ig they got that going at least

arctic talon
#

its not even reclaiming the name

#

because they're just as fucking bad

#

lol

languid meadow
#

It's not Creole is it? it's Haitian

arctic talon
#

instead of slitting someones throat in their sleep they just fry their brain over the net

languid meadow
#

which also has French bits

arctic talon
#

its haitian creole

spring cairn
languid meadow
#

Ohhhhh right

spring cairn
#

most isles have their own creole

languid meadow
#

oh yeah there we are

spring cairn
#

and there's always french in it

arctic talon
#

which has pretty much completely subsumed

#

the original haitian language

spring cairn
#

my big sister is Haitian from birth

arctic talon
#

creole languages do not have to include french btw

languid meadow
#

the two official languages of Haiti are French and Haitian Creole so yeah

arctic talon
#

the definition is when 2 or more languages hybridize fully

spring cairn
arctic talon
#

eliminating errors in grammer and unifying into one thing

#

nah

dapper gyro
#

It is the name for a family composite language.

arctic talon
#

bcs Hawaiian Pigdin is also refered to as Hawai'i creole

storm jungle
#

Haiti is also gone in Cyberpunk right? Much like i assume it will be in IRL eventually

arctic talon
dapper gyro
#

Most commonly influenced by French.

spring cairn
#

i just thought it was a purely french term

#

well i'm p sure it used to be

storm jungle
#

its funny because when i was listening ot Plascide i was hearing some turkish words we also use

#

like referring to a truck as a "kamyonet"

#

which we also do lmao

arctic talon
#

Placide is such a prick

#

I love him

spring cairn
#

but the spelling is

storm jungle
spring cairn
#

camionette

dapper gyro
#

Camionette is how french says it.

arctic talon
#

interesting

#

wonder why they sound similar verbally

storm jungle
dapper gyro
#

It is half truck btw.

arctic talon
#

common ancestor word I guess

spring cairn
#

basically in creole they often boil it down to the phonetic

dapper gyro
#

Camion = truck. Ette is the suffix for small

arctic talon
#

the one difference between the 2 iterations of the Voodoo Boys at a glance

#

the original one was called the Voodoo Boyz

#

the one in 2077 is called the Voodoo Boys

dapper gyro
#

Toilette = small roof... Which is the smaller roof where you shit back in the say, outside of the toil (roof) which is the house.

storm jungle
#

for us its Tuvalet or Lavabo

#

🇹🇷 nerd_actually

spring cairn
#

except roof is spelled Toit

dapper gyro
#

Lavabo = sink...

vagrant fox
spring cairn
#

in france if u make spelling errors btw people will skin u alive

#

my friends tell me to kms daily

dapper gyro
heady rivet
spring cairn
#

camion is also truck in french

#

just no weird little thing on the o

heady rivet
#

Big E isnt Turkish, he predates the Turkic people entering Anatolia. He's a Hittite

dapper gyro
heady rivet
arctic talon
#

also not enough cosmetic cyberware in 2077

#

or weird cosmetic shit

spring cairn
#

I know

jade holly
#

Holy Terra is Earth right?

arctic talon
#

Yes

vagrant fox
#

having to install mods to look like a freak is a crime

jade holly
spring cairn
#

i have very bad spellingz

arctic talon
#

Nepal

spring cairn
#

because i'm very unfocuse

#

d

languid meadow
jade holly
storm jungle
#

STOP STEALING MY BARS

heady rivet
arctic talon
#

???? wtf lol

spring cairn
languid meadow
#

LMFAO

heady rivet
storm jungle
#

Also best part

#

hittites literally used double-headed eagles

#

you aint slick you fucking hacks

jade holly
dapper gyro
vagrant fox
#

Hittites weren't around when he was born ☝️ 🤓

spring cairn
#

ur so right

#

I love Quebec

jade holly
#

Does that make Hittites the true rulers of humanity and Earth?

spring cairn
#

i was in montreal a few years back

heady rivet
heady rivet
jade holly
#

Hittites are the Necrons confirmed???!???!!!!&@$!?!

storm jungle
#

no thats turks

#

🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷

jade holly
#

What accent should most Necrons have anyways?

storm jungle
#

NEKRÖNS RISE UP

vagrant fox
#

alien

languid meadow
#

dead

jade holly
#

I always thought they’d have more Arabic accents due to be inspired by Egypt

heady rivet
#

Humans are Necronoids, as Necrons were the first bipedal species in the galaxy

jade holly
#

Maybe each dynasty’s culture has a unique accent

languid meadow
#

I uh can't think of the accent Nate Crowley does

#

but his voice is what I think the necrons sound like

jade holly
#

In Warpforge they all have Russian accents… for some reason

spring cairn
storm jungle
#

does this tombworld go to Tahiti

jade holly
#

And also Zahndrekh is nothing like Zahndrekh

jade holly
#

But I have a plan

spring cairn
#

if we weren't in this server i'd say it i'm sure ur chill like that

dapper gyro
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

Dutch is lik a senile Overlord

#

lmao

arctic talon
#

tahiti

jade holly
young pecan
arctic talon
#

overlord what the fuck is a tahiti

storm jungle
#

WE NEED NECRODERMIS

#

OR WE'RE DEAD

#

ONE LAST BIG CAMPAIGN

spring cairn
jade holly
#

My lord Zahndrekh, what the- YOU BEAT ME TO IT YOU RAT

storm jungle
#

HAVE SOME C'TAN DAMNED FAITH

young pecan
#

So he's doing the right thing out of horrific greed

jade holly
#

Zahndrekh I told you that Necron is a C’tan damned Flayed One

storm jungle
#

I dont know how tubercolosis would work for a necron but we'll figure out something

dapper gyro
#

Anything less than 1h is still Montreal...

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

what

#

IT WORKS SMH

spring cairn
#

furthest i got

heady rivet
#

Necrons speak with Quebecois accents

jade holly
#

ZAHNDREKH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A COWBOY HAT??

Like, yeehaw Obyron

storm jungle
#

You're a good necron.... Arfphek Morghatekh....

outer wave
dapper gyro
outer wave
#

Necroculosis

spring cairn
#

i know someone who lives in la tuque

storm jungle
spring cairn
#

i used to play ow with them

languid meadow
#

you're one of the good ones - Trazyn the infinite to his human

storm jungle
#

LMFAO

spring cairn
#

you aight white boy

#

i don't have the image

jade holly
#

I want a story of a human trapped in a Tomb World slowly grafting more Necron tech to them overtime ngl

outer wave
storm jungle
#

what would happen to Necron John in this case?

Space Wolves ate half his brain?

vagrant fox
#

Who's the Charles analogue

storm jungle
#

Uhhh

jade holly
#

Imotekh

storm jungle
#

actually

#

what even WOULD be the native american analog of a necron lol

jade holly
#

Oh wait Charles nvm

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

FUCK NO

arctic talon
#

LOL

jade holly
#

I think we’re forgetting the better question

#

Who’s the Micah

vagrant fox
#

was it you boys that shot those Seraptek Heavy Constructs?

storm jungle
#

Mikhah you mean

#

also tbh

#

thats the funny thing

#

Micah is literally like

#

most necron nobility

#

lmao

#

literally zero difference

jade holly
#

Micah was quick on the draw tho you gotta admit

storm jungle
#

Oh nah yeah Micah is legit a good gunslinger

jade holly
#

That one scene is insane

storm jungle
#

thats what makes him worse

jade holly
#

You know what scene I’m talking about

storm jungle
#

the worst kind of villain is the one thats actually skilled

spring cairn
#

*the best

jade holly
#

Micah was a tried and true outlaw

spring cairn
#

who likes an incompetent villain

outer wave
jade holly
spring cairn
#

this ain't a sunday morning cartoon

young pecan
vagrant fox
#

god damn I love Micah what a pos

lament shoal
spring cairn
#

i thought this was fnv for a sec

#

good reminder to go watch e2 of s2

storm jungle
#

because nobody can stomach actually competent smart conniving horrible people

#

especially ones that are a part of the main protagonist cast

storm jungle
#

Imotekh is a cartoon villain

spring cairn
#

we need more horrible people that win

storm jungle
#

Micah is a realistic kind of evil

jade holly
#

Speaking of evil winning

#

Is Ghaz on his way to being the Beast of this generation?

arctic talon
#

people do not like realistic evil as much

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

it is

#

lmao

arctic talon
#

and neither are the 13 primeorks

storm jungle
#

sorry elite

arctic talon
#

No

#

I can't live like this