40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

Not Huron

[jade holly]

This is terrifying me

I still haven’t done step 1

It just doesn’t want to click together and I don’t want to break it

I’m actually so paranoid right now

[arctic talon]

You need to glue them

[celest dome]

Titus looking a

[arctic talon]

There isn’t a snap function for most minis

[jade holly]

I’m too terrified to glue them since they don’t seem like they want to stick together without the glue

Like it doesn’t push in

[vagrant fox]

Strong +2

[hallow saddle]

yooo u 100% need glue brother

[median star]

dont worry you only have to commit ritualistic suicide if you fail

[hallow saddle]

u need plastic cement, superglue works too but cement is ideal

and yeah ive built imotekh and he's not a push fit mini

[arctic talon]

You need glue, also show the pieces + instructions

You’re trying to dry fit

[hallow saddle]

(great mini tho)

[hallow saddle]

ive actually got his insstructions right here :V

yeah those are glue contact points

the notches line everything up, they dont keep it in place

[arctic talon]

Yeah you gotta glue those

Those don’t dry fit

[jade holly]

Okay

[arctic talon]

If you use super glue

[hallow saddle]

get some plastic cement brother

[arctic talon]

It’s easier to fix mistakes

If you use plastic cement it holds better

But if you fuck up it’s more annoying to fix

[hallow saddle]

i use revell contacta and also tamiya extra thin cement

the tamiya extra thin is sooooo useful

imotekh is a sick model, he'll look great when together

[arctic talon]

@jade holly if you’re afraid you can follow a guide online

For imotekh’s assembly

[jade holly]

And I just gotta let them dry before continuing?

[hallow saddle]

yeah, it doesnt take long though

[jade holly]

I have some plastic cement with me I got that covered

[hallow saddle]

u only really need a light touch of cement on the contact points

[arctic talon]

Less is more

[jade holly]

I glued them together but they still feel wobbly

Did I already mess up

Or will it be fine as I build it up more

They came apart, fuck did I ruin this already??!!

[arctic talon]

You need to hold them together

Until the glue sets to an extent

[jade holly]

I’m worried about adding any more glue now to those parts

Alright

It worked now

[arctic talon]

Worst case scenario you can let the glue dry and try again

Ultimately I would have recommended building a box of warriors first personally tbh

But starting with characters is a bit more stressful bcs their assembly tends to be weirder

[jade holly]

Alright I’m getting the hang of it

Cut out the parts, clean up the mold lines/sprues

Dab some glue on both connectors, hold until dry and connected

[arctic talon]

Yep!

[dapper gyro]

Plastic glue (cement) melt the plastic to fuse the parts, so go thin and wait 5-10 min before progressing further.

[jade holly]

I wonder if the brand of plastic glue I have changes anything

[rocky gale]

What brand?

[jade holly]

Tamiya extra thin

[rocky gale]

Yea that's what most people use

[jade holly]

So if a connection is a bit wobbly just give it some time and it’ll be good?

Also how do you store those plastic glue so the smell doesn’t overwhelm me?

[rocky gale]

Try to hold it in place, blow on it a bit and hope it steadies out

[rocky gale]

Put the lid back on

[jade holly]

I did, the smell is just so strong

[rocky gale]

Have an open window or be in a ventilated room

Or the fumes will get you

[celest dome]

They shouldn't smell when the cap is tightened

And don't sniff the glue

[jade holly]

I’m not

I honestly may put this on hold because now I’m terrified

[celest dome]

Doing it with an air flow is paramount

[jade holly]

Does a fan work or no?

[celest dome]

Not really

[rocky gale]

I just tank it tbf

[celest dome]

The air would still be full of fumes if there isn't any new air

[rocky gale]

I breathe in sulphuric gas at work, a little glue is the least of my issues

[celest dome]

Tbh you should have continuous air flow from base

[rocky gale]

Do you not have a window in the room?

[vagrant fox]

damn guess he died

That's the price of warhammers

[near wasp]

Damn

Bro infact needed to breath

Be was not a true necron

[valid needle]

Bros famous last words

[daring creek]

When will gw sell warhammers

What

[near wasp]

Never next question

[daring creek]

What if space marines took adderall

[vagrant fox]

Never, next question

[near wasp]

Nothing

Ollitic kidney would filter it out

[daring creek]

What if they drunk white monster

Would they become white scars

And finally be accepted by agartha

[vagrant fox]

No, Black Templars

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-what-confused-gif-13867414

[daring creek]

That's impossible

How can you drink white monster

And become black templar

[vagrant fox]

Makes sense

[near wasp]

I feel dumber for having read this convo

[daring creek]

Its not dumb

Its a complex matter. Go back to the kiddies table

[dapper gyro]

Most plastic hobby brands use the same kind of plastic cement. Yes, you have to wait for the cement and plastic to cure, therefore fusing the piece. About the smell... well, keep it within arm reach, not in front of your face..

[daring creek]

Anyway. Adderall probably gives space marines super powers. If mixed with white monster they probably become ultra instinct and need to be held down

(They're over stimulating)

[vagrant fox]

no, dismissed

[near wasp]

Missus kindly take your meds

[daring creek]

[daring creek]

Its only going to make me worse you know

[dapper gyro]

That's why they wear beaky helmet. That extra space is to store the electrolyte.

[near wasp]

Then I'm signing you up for a lobotomy

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-freaking-out-gif-22413973

[jade holly]

Making progress

[daring creek]

Sounds quite ideal at this point ngl

[near wasp]

Grimm survive the glue

[jade holly]

One part didn’t want to stay together so I’m making sure it’s secure

[daring creek]

What are you doing grimm

[jade holly]

Must… refuse… smelling it…

[jade holly]

Building Imotekh

[dapper gyro]

Sometimes piece take hours to stay put.

[jade holly]

As my first ever mini

[daring creek]

Is that a necron thing

Are you- yeah

[jade holly]

Hindsight, not a good idea

[daring creek]

Gl

💀

[jade holly]

I’m taking my time, I’m letting it set before I put the chest piece on

Then I put his head and loincloth on followed by his staff and then I get to get him on the base

Last thing is his cape

[vagrant fox]

If nothing else it's a learning experience

[dapper gyro]

https://d7z22c0gz59ng.cloudfront.net/japan_contents/img/usr/item/8/87113/87113_1.jpg

You have this stuff or the normal one?

Orange one is still toxic, but the smell is more pleasant.

[opaque coyote]

@daring creek This is the lore accurate answer.

But if they somehow took a dose large enough to actually affect them.

Nothing since the Marines are already of prime focus, and are already hyper fixated on the things they're doing.

It'd be like pouring a water bucket into a lake

[daring creek]

Huh

Maybe becoming a space marine really is the solution

[opaque coyote]

It'd do nothing, they're too neurodivergent to be affected by it

[daring creek]

How do I become one

[opaque coyote]

Well simple

Be a minor and let the chapters groom you!

Because that's basically what they do

Although that is probably the worst way to frame that

[vagrant fox]

Be born as a manchild, the emperor famously hated women
Bonus points for sociopathy

[jade holly]

I have Tamiya extra thin

[opaque coyote]

If you think about it

The worst way to frame Space Marines is that

They're muscular man children who have been groomed at a young age and became incels because of it.

They are actually incels by the pure definition also

Which is funny

Since their puberty has been fucked with, and they didn't even have the chance to develop a sex drive, they are quite literally involuntarily celibate.

[dapper gyro]

That orange version is also extra thin... so hard for me to know what you have.

[opaque coyote]

Space Marines are literally the definition of Incels

Which is funny

And probably the only time where the phrase is actually accurate

[dapper gyro]

https://d7z22c0gz59ng.cloudfront.net/japan_contents/img/usr/item/8/87134/87134_1.jpg

[opaque coyote]

Instead of "I can't get any bitches"

[dapper gyro]

No wonder why the TS are so crazy.

[opaque coyote]

Although I have to wonder if any GW writer tackled why women can't be SMs.

Like we know they cannot in-universe and because well... 80s but have they ever tried making lore

Like some crazy asshole must have tried it once

Maybe implanting a geneseed inside of a woman just has them explode or something

[daring creek]

Huh...that'll be pretty hard....I guess I'll have to...

I'm not sure if laati is brainrotted enough to finish the sentence but oh well

[opaque coyote]

I always thought that if I was to write an explanation. It'd simply be that it's cultural.

[daring creek]

Can't say what I want to say because of these VILE LIBERALS

[opaque coyote]

And that women can easily be implanted with a geneseed and become an SM

But due to the emperor's edict + the inheritely backwards nature of how technology is treated

They just simply refuse it

If I were to be bold and liberal (tm). I would make it so that women actually has a higher chance of success when implanted with the geneseed.

But the Emperor refused to do so, and therefore the Imperium follows because it's his holy edict.

It would be perfectly backwards.

[daring creek]

I think there should be a seperate force

The whole "female space marines" thing feels dried up

[opaque coyote]

Sisters of Battle moment.

To be honest, I like them idea wise, but a strength that SMs have is their unique chapter cultures and color schemes.

[daring creek]

They should add non binary custodes cuz it would be funny

[opaque coyote]

Meanwhile the Sisters have like

3

And they're fairly monocultural

[daring creek]

Noooo I want them to be super humans!

All those I know none of their lore

Sister repentias looks cool

[celest dome]

Sister of Silence moment

[opaque coyote]

Why do you always like the machines that put their wearers through eternal agony

[vagrant fox]

I can't remember where from exactly, it might have been Ector, some chaplain goes over some aspirants and says the female among them would be great to have but the process would kill her

[daring creek]

It's not agony its just a very tight hug on the brain

[opaque coyote]

I think the Repentia machines are dumb.

Mainly because shooting the body that is exposed will

Shut down the entire machine

[daring creek]

Pulls off your skin slowly and gently

[opaque coyote]

Like it fails on the cruelty portion

And it fails practically

And it looks a bit too dumb for me

I like the spiked coffin version because of that though

Fixes all of my problems

[daring creek]

Huh I guess the sort of thing I want with a female dominant sector would probably be around the admech

Because my first thought was to replace their skin with armored plating

Hm

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the Admech is fairly diverse in that front

Hell transitioning is pretty easy for em

For

Obvious reasons

Literally just pick and swap

[jade holly]

Okay I’m still really nervous

The very first glue is still a bit wobbly and now I glued his chest on so I can’t reach it

[opaque coyote]

The Admech might be racist, xenophobic, backwards...

But at least they're better than the US government in terms of diversity!

...

[daring creek]

ADMECH IS TRANS RIGHTS

[opaque coyote]

Pain

[jade holly]

Should I be fine if I don’t violently wrangle it?

[daring creek]

THE OMNISSIAH SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

[opaque coyote]

You could do the hard route and start over before the glue fully dries

[daring creek]

TRANSCEND GENDER. LEAVE THE FLESH BEHIND!

[opaque coyote]

If it already did dry uh

Yeah you're ug

Cooked

[jade holly]

Can you not exaggerate please?

[opaque coyote]

I guess wait until it falls off to glue it back

[jade holly]

It’s holding together, just a bit wobbly when I twist it slightly

[opaque coyote]

Ay

*ah

Yeah should be fine then

Just make up lore that this body is faulty or something

[arctic talon]

Should be fine, worst case scenario you pull it off and do it again if it has issues

[dapper gyro]

Be patient with it. When I glue my stuff, sometimes I wait a full day.

[jade holly]

Progress

[arctic talon]

Looking good

[daring creek]

Sick

[jade holly]

Just the staff, base and cape left

[dapper gyro]

Nice. So you are on the team of glue 1st, paint after?

[daring creek]

That sounds the most logical

Then again

[arctic talon]

Tbf

Sub assemblies

[daring creek]

Theres the advantages and disadvantages

[arctic talon]

Also imotekh doesn’t sub assemblies imo

He’s no Cawl

[dapper gyro]

I usually paint 1st, glue after.

[jade holly]

I guess so?

I think I’m done

Yes that’s a Kong in the background lol

[opaque coyote]

Never ask a Black Templar whether their spouse is human or not

[valid needle]

Little do they know they’ll be dead in about 2-3 hours

[opaque coyote]

What pussy does to a mf

Literally

[sacred bluff]

sometimes it's worth it

[jade holly]

Fixed his staff

[opaque coyote]

Banger

[hallow saddle]

noice

[jade holly]

I think I’ll leave him unpainted, work on building up my army then get another of him later on once I’m more confident

Cause holy Hell that staff is a nightmare to position right when glueing on

[valid needle]

I’ve got so much to build

[hallow saddle]

saaaaame

it rules

got some awesome warhams for xmas

[daring creek]

It feels like heresy to eat xeno

Or is it one of those gray areas

[jade holly]

Is it impressive or stupid of me to have Imotekh be my first mini?

To build

[hallow saddle]

its pretty normal tbh

[sacred bluff]

very grey

[jade holly]

I prob should’ve started with a Lokhust Heavy Destroyer or Royal Warden lol

[hallow saddle]

ppl buy a mini that they rly like as their first one a lot

what id suggest is have fun with it and then when u have a sick necron army u can do another one and he'll look probably 100x better

or just strip it

or just leave it

[jade holly]

For now my next step is Combat Patrol

Ooh actually

Maybe get the Necron Warriors kit

$53 for a good amount of Warriors and Scarabs

[hallow saddle]

look on ebay for the warriors kit

ur likely to get a good deal

sometimes ppl sell the scarabs separately but there are always tons of spare warrior kits from boxed sets etc

[daring creek]

How many minis and figurines do you guys have

It sounds like an expensive and space taking hobby

[hallow saddle]

ya pretty much

u always buy way more models than u can paint

thats one of the most fun bits though is buying the sick new models

[jade holly]

Should I wait to get Nightbringer?

I mean yeah obv I need an actual army first

[hallow saddle]

nah i wouldnt wait for anything

u can get it when it comes out

doing the combat patrol is a great plan

[lament shoal]

How mobile are marines in gravis armor compared to standard mkx?

[dapper gyro]

It is as logical as any other ways. There is no "most". For his mini, now the back, the neck and the groin are nightmare to do, especially for beginner.

[dapper gyro]

If we take the table top, the Tactical armour has 6M, the Gravis has 5M.

So a little slower, but not much.

[raven stone]

Holy crap Lufgt Huron

Chaos finally getting some goodies

[hallow saddle]

he's mega, im super hyped. im even more excited about his command squad tbh casue they'll be amazing for kitbashing

(hopefully)

[surreal nest]

God the taking room part is no joke!

For Christmas alone I got like 70 miniatures. I don't know what tf to do

[daring creek]

That would be the first thing I consider. I live in quite the limited living space and uh

don't think I could really afford a whole shelf of useless plastic!

[hallow saddle]

its when u start to collect 2nd, 3rd, 4th armies etc

if u limited urself to one army itr would be very managable

[daring creek]

At most I'll probably buy just one figurine

[daring creek]

Is it like

for the table top

[hallow saddle]

but ya probably still a full shelf for suuure

[daring creek]

do you need to pay extra to play other factions

[hallow saddle]

nah the rules are free

u just need the models

[daring creek]

yeah

[hallow saddle]

well technically u need to buy a codex for each army actually

but u dont need to actually buy the book

[daring creek]

Or just read it online.

[hallow saddle]

yeah online, there's apps, etc

borrow a book off someone

[surreal nest]

There is great satisfaction in watching your painted units swarm the battle map

[hallow saddle]

this is how it starts

u paint a model and you're like "hell yeah i did that"

[daring creek]

Nah I'm not buying the shit that needs to be painted 💀

don't even got space for paint

[hallow saddle]

i cant pretend that paints dont take up a shitload of space too haha

[daring creek]

This is so clearly a hobby you need a garage for

[hallow saddle]

especially if you start to get into airbrushing too 💀

[hallow saddle]

thats a rly nice paint rack

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/coughing-fit-cough-gif-3120998928900365361

[vernal yacht]

So I was just wondering about atoma, did it exist in the lore prior to darktide? Or has it been kind of tossed in now more relevant because of it.

[arctic talon]

It was invented for Darktide

[vernal yacht]

Ok that makes a lot of sense lol, I tried looking more into it but everything that came up was DT related

[daring creek]

grinch image jump scare

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/MachDominus/status/2004241776748683264

Ironclad Mach 🚧 (@MachDominus)

In light of recent announcements.

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[daring creek]

fuck

[vernal yacht]

Sellin stims seems pretty lucrative

[daring creek]

Can't imagine 40k having twitter

Dreadnoughts on twitter

[vagrant fox]

noosphere xitter for sanctioned mechanicus members only

[languid meadow]

If you fuck servitors dni

[jade holly]

Leman Russ getting banned the second he goes on Twitter

[dry epoch]

Dear Ol' Slobberchops.

[opaque coyote]

Fire Caste had a Mechanicus enclave who allied with the Tau and incorporated their techs into their own.

Of course, they still used servitors and heavily implied to be using both humans and Tau as biological materials.

By m0pan

Also they further showed the other Gue'vesa's augments

[daring creek]

Actually peak

[opaque coyote]

I like the idea of it tbh.

Like she looks normal ish on the front

[daring creek]

Mechabare supremacy

[opaque coyote]

But the back is just

Ghost in the shell type shit

[daring creek]

There are no laws against microwaves batman

[opaque coyote]

Like I can imagine like a Magos having a separate body for diplomacy

And it looks normal exactly on the front

[daring creek]

most likely tbh

a work body, casual, and special occasions maybe

[opaque coyote]

And on the back it's just a bunch of flesh and wires mixed together

[hollow lantern]

Someone really liked Songbird

[opaque coyote]

Because it's only meant to sit down and talk or talk on a screen

[opaque coyote]

Tbf songbird's design is goated

[daring creek]

Transition goals.

Being a dreadnought is terrible
You get to have a servitor for a hand

I can't see whats bad about this.

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I can't help but wonder

Mars is filled with dust, and said dust specifically sticks to things much more than shit like Glitter

Which already goes everywhere

So I have to wonder how the fuck does the Mechanicus's technology deal with that

Because anytime you would travel, any crevice in your body will probably have dust on it

And technology often adds more crevices

And having Mars Dust directly inside your body is bad

[near wasp]

Mars dust has been terra formed so it's probably not the exact same

Like Mars was nearly completely terra formed by the time the age of strife came around so I'd imagine to composition of the soil changed alot

[outer wave]

I love it when factions start merging technology from other factions together

Its a fun idea and I wish GW explored it more

[daring creek]

Oh yeah heres the sauce

https://www.reddit.com/r/IronHands40k/comments/1ogzg6n/brother_capek_former_chief_apothecary_of_clan/

Im just wondering how it would defend itself

[wintry scarab]

Is this the guy that had a tiny segment in the nightlord books?

[raven stone]

If said segment is about Red Corsairs, then probably

Huron

[lament shoal]

My parents got me a miniature carry case for Christmas :>

[storm jungle]

"the guy"

thats Huron Blackheart to you nerd

[raven stone]

How much you wanna bet the other two plastic Chaos dudes are going to be characters either already done in the old Loyalist Astral Claws FW range, or some Forgeworld book mentioned Astral Claws characters?

[lament shoal]

My bf was sad because it wasn't a word bearers drop lol

[storm jungle]

We already know its gonna be his crewmen from the Huron series, its just kinda dependant on who it is

[storm jungle]

Good lmao

[lament shoal]

WBs don't have shit for 40k, they need something man 😭

[jade holly]

Oh you see what I got today?

[storm jungle]

Imotekh?

[jade holly]

And Twice Dead King

I didn’t get The Infinite and the Divine tho rip

[storm jungle]

Good

read it after Twice Dead, its fucking depressing lmao

[jade holly]

I don’t get to read the wacky antics of Trazyn and his frenemy Orikan

[storm jungle]

Infinite will give you a uplifting mood after it

[jade holly]

Unfortunately I know the fate of Oltyx, but not the journey

I managed to spoil that for myself

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats gonna be worse

also like, if you know the lore as most people

there was no way his dynasty would survive the flayer infection

[jade holly]

Honestly a Mini for Oltyx sounds like it would be cool

[storm jungle]

the moment that shit spreads far you rae basiclaly fucked

[jade holly]

Hey now I wanna still read it mostly spoiler free

But yeah I knew that part lol

[storm jungle]

Its literally in the summary yea

[jade holly]

Also damn

I got an idea for a voice actor for a Necron but I know it won’t happen

Ramon Tikaram as Imotekh

[storm jungle]

🫡

[jade holly]

You know him though right?

Or at least his voice

[storm jungle]

Yah I do

[daring creek]

sanctioned tyranids when

[jade holly]

I just think that vengeful tone he gives is perfect for Imotekh

Blaming Szarekh for what they’ve become while praising what they now are

[lament shoal]

When orks stop having green skin

[daring creek]

Ok gimme NOW

[lament shoal]

Fake

[jade holly]

Avatar

Waaagh’vi

[daring creek]

What the hell is Avatar about

[jade holly]

Idk

[daring creek]

some ugly smurfs?

[jade holly]

Some guy goes blue, betrays humankind for ripoff Tau

[lament shoal]

"For da grate-a gud!"

[daring creek]

Definitely true

[storm jungle]

Pocahontas in space

[storm jungle]

you'd know with your ugly ass

🫡

[daring creek]

YOU ARE EVIL AND FUCKED UP LMFAO.

Have you ever

considered not hating

[storm jungle]

Um, no?

🇹🇷

[daring creek]

:(

[storm jungle]

also you started by calling someone else smurfs first

dont dish out the fire if you cant take it

🫡

[daring creek]

But

they are smurfs

:(

[storm jungle]

You're a smurf

im gonna turn you into a pie like Gargamel and cannibalize you if you keep this up

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-head-cat-sad-cat-rahh-wahhhh-gif-11843610789762008433

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pie-eating-apple-pie-eating-pie-gif-25017657

[jade holly]

Wait fucking what?!

[daring creek]

Didn't gargamel want to turn the Smurfs into gold

[storm jungle]

Uh it depends

he wants to either burn them alive in a pot (average european fable moment lmaooo) or some other shit like use them for some magic ingredients

[daring creek]

The fuck was his problem 😭

[storm jungle]

Hes a old wizard living in the woods idk

[jade holly]

He’s baba yaga but a grumpy old man

And instead of a chicken legged hut he has a cat

[raven stone]

(Insert obligaroy "smurfs are communists" joke)

[storm jungle]

me when i discover how villages/communes work

[daring creek]

Interesting

[jade holly]

Set my Imotekh up on a shelf right between a container of Hershey’s chocolate I keep as a souvenir from HersheyPark and a pop figure of Ben Franklin

[daring creek]

I think Mao had a commune that worked on steel, he just kept taking stuff from them though

Butttt I have no sources!

[jade holly]

Yes I know the shelf is dusty

[storm jungle]

"bizarre and elaborate" lmfao nice

[storm jungle]

pretty seamless, good job

[storm jungle]

I mean china and the USSR were literally just fascists so

[jade holly]

My only fear is the connector between his back torso and spine is a bit wobbly

And his staff was a pain in the ass to connect correctly

[surreal nest]

Yippe! AoS!

[jade holly]

Grumpy Minotaurs

Why they so glum?

[surreal nest]

The economy is in shambles

It used to be 3 human heads for a piece of bread and now its 6

[jade holly]

The Labyrinth market is too expensive

[vagrant fox]

umm but lenin said the ussr couldn't be imperialist so ☝️ 🤓

[storm jungle]

to be fair the US is also suppose to be a democracy

but uhhh you know instead its a demoKKKracy

[daring creek]

DEMOCRACY!

[storm jungle]

Brainrotocrazy

[daring creek]

(The Dread consumes)

[surreal nest]

Ummm....it is....you know we vote right....god....you dont know anything....my rights are so protected....

[opaque coyote]

ERHM akshually it's totalitarianism 🤓 👆🏻

[storm jungle]

Same shit

[opaque coyote]

In practice yeah

[winter pine]

me and the boys when the great satan dies and babylon falls (we're having the best time ever)

[opaque coyote]

Just different ways for the same outcome

[storm jungle]

Rich people control the world while everyone strangles each other is my favorite form of government

literally 40k

[surreal nest]

The US is actually insane though I had a dude come into the ER for a heart attack he had 3 weeks ago but he didnt wanna come because his government insurance got cut by you know who

[opaque coyote]

"Oh no... the peasants are getting too smart... LOOK A [INSERT FEATURE HERE] PERSON!"

[surreal nest]

Dude died

[vagrant fox]

It's so stupid to me
Man the country I'm in charge of eradicates and dominates minority cultures
I'm just gonna say it's not imperialist problem solved

[lament shoal]

Warhammer just got real

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately kinda common

And unfortunately really fucking sad

Ambulances also cost money

[hollow lantern]

Can keep sending tax dollars to Israel to fund their free healthcare tho while an active genocide is on.

[opaque coyote]

I always thought that out of all of the medical expenses, that at LEAST ambulances shouldn't be paid for personally

[surreal nest]

Yeah its actually a common talking point for pro Americans lol. They say "more free health supported citizens die in the hospital therefore the hospital is worse when its free"

When in reality Americans die at home because they are too scared of the medical bill

[vagrant fox]

The amount of memes I've seen about calling a taxi because the ambulance is too expensive is wack

[surreal nest]

Its also way too true

[opaque coyote]

"more people die in the hospital"

That's because more people can GET TO THE FUCKING HOSPITA-

[daring creek]

It sometimes dawns upon me how much our lives would be improved if we were either taxed less, or our taxes actually went towards helping us. but no its going towards the government and whatever their endeavors are.

[surreal nest]

Honestly the only people who really use ambulances nowadays are frequent fliers

[storm jungle]

I legit still cant fathom that you gotta pay fo ran ambulance lol

[raven stone]

Reminds me of that one Steven He joke

[daring creek]

No not sometimes

Often.

[raven stone]

"I DRIVE MYSELF TO THE HOSPITAL LA"

[storm jungle]

Once again, always the nobility's fault

lol

theres no "good" party

at the end of the day they all exploit you

:]

[surreal nest]

To this day I havent had an ambulance drop off that wasn't just a tweaker or a diabetic dude who cant handle his blood sugar lol

[daring creek]

Some exploit us less

[opaque coyote]

They also range wildly. Often on average between 1.3k and 2k USD.

Because it entirely depends on mileage as well.

So if your hospital is farther away, you have to pay more

[hollow lantern]

Where's that Simpsons image

[winter pine]

must resist the urge to not "DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN" post rn

[daring creek]

whar was I said

[surreal nest]

Meanwhile we have people collapsing at the front desk because they vomited blood 5 hours ago and didn't think it was worth the copay

[daring creek]

was I going to say*

uh

[opaque coyote]

So Peter Thiel

Got it

[daring creek]

mmm

[winter pine]

I love how Peter Thiel would get absolutely ripped to shreds in the world he seems to want

A place like Night City? Peter bro you're getting chopped immediately

[opaque coyote]

The USA has a problem with that in general.

Since until COVID and even after COVID, it's a common practice go send kids to go to school even while they're sick.

Of course, this causes other kids to be sick because children are filthy on average.

[lament shoal]

My parents would hear this and probably say something like "That doesn't happen often enough to be a problem."

[storm jungle]

In contrast this is also basically the actual reality:

[opaque coyote]

This is of course, to prepare them for work, which will encourage the exact same thing

[hollow lantern]

Fuedalism 2

[lament shoal]

Or something about how its an unfortunate sacrifice for the sake of bettering the country

[opaque coyote]

And of course, more employees will be sick.

[vagrant fox]

chapter house is orchestrating the socio-economics of the world to get back at gw

This is true

[daring creek]

So subtle!

[vagrant fox]

When no one can afford minis they win

[daring creek]

I wonder what this could even mean!

[surreal nest]

Parents are insane

[opaque coyote]

I can KINDA understand the first excuse. Sometimes somebody will die for an entirely avoidable reason, but one that you cannot prevent in the immediate.

The second excuse is somehow dumber

[surreal nest]

Thankfully my parents mellowed out

[daring creek]

I guess I'll never know unless a youtuber tells me what it is!

[hollow lantern]

There is no politics in media

[storm jungle]

Remember guys, fiction isnt political

just like how Warhammer isnt politicla

or Fallout

or Metal Gear

:]

[opaque coyote]

Or BioShock

[lament shoal]

What sucks is that they're genuinely good people, just very misguided

[storm jungle]

"OBEEEEEEEEEEY"

[daring creek]

I'm gonna kick your shit in I swear to god.

[surreal nest]

Why do gamers even insist that having politics is "shoving down your throat" are they incapable of knowing what a theme is

[winter pine]

Horus Galaxy mfs when I tell them I support Abaddon's mission to destroy the False Emperor's realm of lies:

[daring creek]

The moment I played Metal Gear I was like

[surreal nest]

Such is the case for so many Americans its so sad

[opaque coyote]

My dad is basically that

Very smart in mathematics, practical life stuff, and computer stuff.

Stupid in politics to the point where I get an aneurysm talking about that to him

[daring creek]

what the fuck are these cocksuckers talking about

this game is

beyond on the fucking nose

and its from uh

1997

the hell

[vagrant fox]

The old Deus Ex was just about memes it didnt have any politics relevant to the current times

[winter pine]

This is me with people who think the pre-war Fallout USA wasn't a horrible place that got what it deserved

[daring creek]

GAMES ONLY BECAME POLITICAL AFTER 2020 REMEMBER THIS EVERYONE!

[surreal nest]

I'm amazed people didnt think MGS was political when the entire franchise's theme is nuclear deterrence lol

[vagrant fox]

it was about gay men ok

[hollow lantern]

I genuinely don't understand how people interact with a lot of media and go "yeah that's not political"

[raven stone]

Hideo Kojima is, for want of better words, amongst the ranks of those who saw future trends ahead of time.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/cdM08vIRa_4?si=Ka_JvfODT3sfgyku

[lament shoal]

Mfs saying that when revengeance exists lmao

[opaque coyote]

Why are you locked in the bathroom?

[daring creek]

FUCKING

[storm jungle]

Ironically Armstrong is still a better president candidate than Donald

[daring creek]

SENATOR ARMSTRONG

[storm jungle]

and he literally want sto turn America int oa mad max wasteland

lmao

[daring creek]

BUt then again there were plenty of dumbass people who agreed with him

Which

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats the point

[opaque coyote]

MGS2 basically outlining our current existence atm

[surreal nest]

WHY WOULD YOU BRING UP REVENGRANCE NOW I WANT TO PLAY IT

[opaque coyote]

[daring creek]

means he served his purpose well

[storm jungle]

Armstrong is EXTREMELY charistmatic

[daring creek]

as a character

[storm jungle]

but his goal is fucking insane

[daring creek]

[storm jungle]

Raiden says as much

[lament shoal]

Ooooo you want to listen to the ost right now oooooo

https://tenor.com/view/trippy-psychedelic-hypnotic-hypnosis-spins-gif-5136507

[surreal nest]

Let's be honest and fair he is pretty much JD Vance

[opaque coyote]

If there is one thing that Armstrong has that other politicians specifically don't.

He actually holds onto his batshit ideals even when he lost. And accepts the fact that he did lose.

[vagrant fox]

Sundowners theme is so good

[winter pine]

I don't think he's chatting up teenagers in suspicious group chats like JD Vance

Probably cheating on his wife like Vance tho

[surreal nest]

This is true Armstrong would never do that

[lament shoal]

He is kidnapping kids to be turned into cyborg super soldiers tho

[storm jungle]

Thats the thing, he also passed his ideals to Raiden

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I don't think there's any mentions of Armstrong being married?

[daring creek]

NORMAL POLITICAL BUSINESS CITIZEN. DIVERT YOUR EYES IMMEDIATELY!

[surreal nest]

Armstrong would sooner put a child in a headlock and squeeze till they pop rather than be a pervert

[storm jungle]

and harvesting their brains and putting them through VR regimen

and people treat this like its some goofy concept when like

people would legit do this IRL if they could

lmao

[lament shoal]

Literal space marine training lol

[storm jungle]

YEP

Closest we get is Outlast Trials type shit tho

[opaque coyote]

Along with that, his entire insane philosophy can be boiled down to might makes right.

He got defeated, so whatever the fate of the world is on Raiden now. All he can do is give a bit of advice and of course

Die.

[storm jungle]

kidnap homeless people and experiment on them

[winter pine]

I assume with him being the most Bush era Republican villain possible he's cheating on his wife with at least three different women

[surreal nest]

With the invasion on Venezuela anything is possible

Prepare!

[vagrant fox]

🗣️ It'll be like the good old days after 9/11

[storm jungle]

Sundowner my beloved

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I can see that

Either that or he's gay and proud of it.

[daring creek]

.

[surreal nest]

Im genuinely so distraught that my Yippee emote is fucking gone

I cant take it

[opaque coyote]

Which I can also believe

[vagrant fox]

You do seem half the man you used to be

[daring creek]

I sound like a broken record but I dont get how you can read or play a Warhammer Video Game like Darktide and say it's not political

kike

liek

vro

its in the dialogue

its in the loading screen

its everywhere

[storm jungle]

By being a lobotomite

[winter pine]

literal animals wearing a skin suit

[opaque coyote]

Lack of media analysis

[daring creek]

It's so over.

[winter pine]

Once you view them as trained dogs that just kind of look like people it locks in to place

[daring creek]

It genuinely feels like this sometimes.

[surreal nest]

People tend to think "political" like entails an agenda or some shit when in reality its like the most basic concept that encompasses most of life. It literally just means policy

[daring creek]

"too small is the blessed mind for doubt"

[vagrant fox]

damn censorbot

[surreal nest]

For something to not be political means its a political comment lmfao

[storm jungle]

US politicians literally say shit like this in their speeches rn:

[opaque coyote]

It's why English/[INSERT FIRST LANGUAGE HERE] classes try to get you to analyze books. Even if, yeah the author was really just describing the drapes nearby, there wasn't any symbolism intended.

Trying to find or even make up symbolism is important for analysis. Maybe the author intended to communicate it one way but it can be understood as another. Etc.

[daring creek]

This gets posted at least 3 times a week

[vagrant fox]

My friends ex boyfriend is like that
He's genuinely just borderline mentally deficienct I'm not going to sugarcoat it

[winter pine]

Literally trying to say that empathy is a sin! It's true and insane!

[surreal nest]

Oh my god I fucking hate that internet discourse where they complain that teachers look too deep into things

It explains so much

Imagine not being able to digest themes

[storm jungle]

"Erm, most gun crimes are commited by hivers-"

gets neck blown out

[opaque coyote]

Tbf sometimes English teachers can be assholes. And will mark you down for not analyzing it the proper way

[surreal nest]

Without a doubt

Problematic in of itself for sure

[opaque coyote]

But yeah, at the same time, some things aren't obvious

[winter pine]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wUnFULCOECI

[surreal nest]

Shouldnt be a right or wrong way to analyze and interpret media if you are being earnest

[winter pine]

They tried to cancel the Cruelty Squad dev over just retweeting this and it didn't work lmao

[daring creek]

Even when the artists Zdzisław Beksiński says he doesn't like people trying to find meaning in his work, we still need to bore for it. Because humanity is inherently symbolic in what we create. It's the whole reason we have things like logos.

[surreal nest]

You cant ostracize a deeply unwell video game developer

[opaque coyote]

Probably also doesn't help that some of the "American classics" fucking suck.

Boy in the Striped Pajamas is such an ass book I swear to God why was it a part of OUR AP LANG CLASS CURRICULUM

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-sip-gif-25933597

[winter pine]

I dunno what's going on in Finland but it produced Cruelty Squad / Psycho Patrol R and the Fear & Hunger series

Something is up in Helsinki

[opaque coyote]

When the beat drops, I'm going to kill myself

a constantly high rising theme plays with zero drop

[burnt maple]

Proximity to Russia.

[surreal nest]

I want to try fear and hunger but I dont think i can handle that game lmfao

I would be sobbing

[opaque coyote]

Cruelty squad is a genuinely good game

[burnt maple]

Same.

[opaque coyote]

It is both a piece of art

[vagrant fox]

It's quite difficult

[opaque coyote]

And a complete and utter shitpost

Good god

[surreal nest]

I have been in such a vile JRPG mood

[opaque coyote]

There's definitely some flaws even considering the artistic vision. Definitely some bullshit.

But it's definitely a game I suggest people try at least once

[jade holly]

I love how even before the book begins the Twice Dead King bluntly states “this place sucks ass, human compassion and mercy doesn’t exist. Your god is rotting on a toilet seat, welcome to the 41st millennia bitches”

[winter pine]

Nothing but support to the Fear and Hunger developer for making another good RPG Maker game

[storm jungle]

Hilarious with what we were tlaking about before

95% of the fandom ignores that text

lmao

[surreal nest]

Thats bc they dont read

[storm jungle]

nobody likes being reminded they are nazis

[jade holly]

Also Twice Dead King Omnibus is fucking huge

Granted it’s like 6 books in one

[storm jungle]

2*

[lament shoal]

Literally every 40k book has this intro too lol

[jade holly]

It also comes with a few short stories

[winter pine]

I want more "these humans simply can't take care of themselves so we have to do it for them" Necrons

[surreal nest]

Have you ever seen that tweet by a republican where he was like "its hard for me to argue that Charlie kirk wasn't a nazi to my friends because I cant even convince them that im not a nazi"

Shit had me giggling

[winter pine]

Do the Tau thing except even better and more efficiently

[jade holly]

Like Severed, One Million Years and Jesthra the Matyr or something like that like

[storm jungle]

thats weird

[jade holly]

Honestly Twice Dead King is a gold mine for Necron stories

[jade holly]

The one I got is one whole book containing all of that

[daring creek]

Its been a long time since I played...

[opaque coyote]

https://fixupx.com/WarMonitors/status/1999649825885946177?s=20

War Monitor (@WarMonitors)

this video will be studied in university classes 50 years from now

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[daring creek]

oh no

[jade holly]

When it says Omnibus, it means OMNIBUS

[daring creek]

Oh my fucking god.

[winter pine]

glad this isn't the kirkinator / andrew tate one

[opaque coyote]

[winter pine]

https://bsky.app/profile/meo.bsky.social/post/3m2rvqoktsc24

marissa walmart dog (@meo.bsky.social)

-# ↩ marissa walmart dog (@meo.bsky.social)
how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much

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Bluesky · Oct 9, 2025, 7:37 PM

[opaque coyote]

...okay I am not nearly brainrotted enough t

Oh

[hollow lantern]

This feels fucking insane

[opaque coyote]

...

[winter pine]

craziest AI slop Kirk video imo

[opaque coyote]

Oh my fucking god

[jade holly]

What the fuck did I just witness

[languid meadow]

I am so confuse- KSI?

[winter pine]

The mechanicus are completely right on abominable intelligence

[languid meadow]

WHAT IS HE DOING THERE

[opaque coyote]

IS THAT FUCKING YAKUB

[hollow lantern]

Am I witnessing a fuckin hyperborea CK edit in the darktidecord

[vagrant fox]

This is the shit they make for RAM cards to cost so much?

[opaque coyote]

WITH KSI'S FACE??

YAKUB KSI????

[jade holly]

Aren’t people doing so much AI Kirk stuff that he’s been added to prompts in ai that don’t even include him?

[opaque coyote]

Yup

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[jade holly]

Kirkification is a helluva thing 💀

[winter pine]

Please don't take me posting this as supporting it lmao

[languid meadow]

yes kirk has poisoned gen ai videos like how gibli piss infected othre gen ai

[storm jungle]

the most hilarious part is as a non-american I had NO IDEA who this man was before he got the ballistic bubba special

[hollow lantern]

Funniest possible way we can destroy AI, brainrotting it to hell

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I had no idea either

Not a lot of people did in fact

[jade holly]

Quick add Peter Griffin into AI so all AI companies can be hit with a copyright strike

[winter pine]

Hadron and her belief in the machine god is vindicated by this AI slop

[jade holly]

Better yet? Mario

[opaque coyote]

Because all he did was go around colleges and "debate" people for Tiktok clips

[hollow lantern]

Brainrotting AI with Disney characters

[jade holly]

Doesn’t work now, Disney invested $1b into AI and allows Sora to use their properties

[daring creek]

should I show my father AI videos of charile kirk

[hollow lantern]

Fucks sake

[opaque coyote]

...and now there's some wild fucking things done with that

And they're all absolutely stupid

I love and hate it

[storm jungle]

sorry guys

[lament shoal]

He'd probably think they're real

[hollow lantern]

I can't wait for the ai bubble to pop

[storm jungle]

but eventually we will all be AI

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[jade holly]

Eventually?

[opaque coyote]

...I mean that sounds fine

[jade holly]

I already am

[daring creek]

I welcome our overlords

[vagrant fox]

Sure agartha videos are good for the soul

[hollow lantern]

Somewhere a 73 year old thinks this is real.

[jade holly]

To beat Ai we must become AI

[opaque coyote]

Tbf a lot of old people already get fooled by ai slop

[daring creek]

roko had a point

[opaque coyote]

Although tbh I once got fooled by an ai generated picture once

Only happened once

[hollow lantern]

Painfully aware.

[jade holly]

Honestly right now to me Smart Appliances are what I hate the most

[opaque coyote]

It was fan art of Bronya from HSR

[jade holly]

I don’t want my fridge to be smart, I want it to keep my shit cold

[opaque coyote]

I thought it was cool so I shared it

[winter pine]

I really hate that I have to assume a funny animal video might be AI if it wasn't uploaded pre-2023ish

[opaque coyote]

Somebody noticed it was ai

[daring creek]

My grand father did but thankfully found it was fake.

[opaque coyote]

I double checked via reverse search

It was

[daring creek]

Hes not that old

[opaque coyote]

I was sad

[hollow lantern]

I hate that it went from "gotta be vigilant cause anyone can edit photos online" to "the entire fucking picture is fabricated and was never based on reality"

[jade holly]

There was a YT channel that did 40K songs that I liked… then I learned the entire song was built from the ground up using AI

[daring creek]

I think hes only 2 years older than my father

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-judy-hopps-charlie-kirk-charlie-gif-5498053442313344961

[daring creek]

hes not blood related

[daring creek]

FUCK OFF OH MY GOD.

NO.

[jade holly]

Honestly? That’s on me. The channel is called “The Automatic Singer”

I should’ve known it was Ai

But it was the only channel that did a song for Iron Hands smh

[daring creek]

@opaque coyote https://fixupx.com/CeleshinaNo1/status/2002043122000314772

MeaNA, GreeNA, and In-BetweeNA || FREE 🇵🇸 (@CeleshinaNo1)

Who is Charlie Kirk?
︀︀For the blind, He is the vision.
︀︀For the hungry, He is the chef.
︀︀For the thirsty, He is the water.
︀︀If Charlie Kirk thinks, I agree.
︀︀If Charlie Kirk speaks, I am listening.

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[outer wave]

Charlie Kirk's new wife in heaven.....

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely.

The worst part is that AI can help a lot in more repetitive and boring tasks.

The problem is that it seems that no company is actually going for it's most obvious application

[daring creek]

Genuinely

painful

cosmic brain damage

[jade holly]

AI being used to make boss fights in games smarter and adapt to you, really fucking cool concept.

What do we get? Stupid games made using AI generated assets instead

[vagrant fox]

Don't do that to ena

[opaque coyote]

Meanwhile his actual wife is basically acting like it's a fucking Christmas party.

I get it. Everybody grieves differently. But that's not grieving.

[winter pine]

when the life insurance check clears the bank

[opaque coyote]

THOSE TISSUES ARE FUCKING DRY I SEE THAT SHIT

"WELCOME TO CHARLIE KIRK'S FUNERAL EVERYBODY!!!"

[outer wave]

I hate it because it makes any "Ideas Guy" Suddenly become more obnoxious than they already are, and depending on how well they sell their grift, they can make some decent money off of it

[winter pine]

100% she's fucking JD Vance is his new mistress

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-8593213374087197675

[opaque coyote]

I don't even know how she finds him attractive his stare genuinely kinda scares me

[outer wave]

Remember she has kids and despite everything, they're just gone out of the picture?

[jade holly]

We must fight AI by having Trazyn squat in as many places as possible

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. I would get it if she just stepped out of public life for a while

[outer wave]

New Mr. Beast video: surviving 8 hours at Charlie Kirk's funeral

[opaque coyote]

But you can't help but notice whenever she basically throws a party everytime she appears

[outer wave]

And yet she does not

Yeah its weird!

[opaque coyote]

I think part of the problem is that having more advanced AI makes it more difficult for people to play.

It's why F.E.A.R is still like

The peak of enemies actually working together

The replicants

[winter pine]

F.E.A.R is peak PC first person shooter tbqh

Very sad Monolith got closed

[opaque coyote]

True.

Problem is that you still have to make it so that

[winter pine]

Blood is peak boomer shooter too

[opaque coyote]

People can fucking play it

[jade holly]

A new one for my collection lmao

[opaque coyote]

You gotta balance the AI so that they're dumb enough so that they can be conquered, real enough to feel like they're human, and smart enough to not ruin immersion

Weird balancing act

[outer wave]

No, make them SO smart that they immediately camp your spawn point

[opaque coyote]

Unless if you're doing a milsim or something then go wild

[jade holly]

I’m so torn on what I want Trazyn’s updated to be:

a wandering Necron wielding a Tesseract Labyrinth?

Or

Big aura kelpto grandpa sitting on his throne of doom

[hollow lantern]

That's not even advanced AI tbh, that's just a game having their AI guy, level designer, and voice director working together seamlessly.

[winter pine]

ngl the screams of the replicant troops still kind make me nervous when I replay F.E.A.R

[hollow lantern]

It's gamings best smoke and mirrors show.

[opaque coyote]

But you see

That takes work

To make it convincing

[hollow lantern]

Ik, game devs don't want to put in that sort of work anymore.

They want UE5 plugins

[opaque coyote]

I can't rush my developers like this!

I can't force them into 20 hours shifts

[jade holly]

Technically speaking, Hello Neighbor was one of the first games to advertise a learning Ai that adapted to your strategy

[opaque coyote]

Smg

[jade holly]

[winter pine]

https://youtu.be/laWw8TAjtQo

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and then they dulled it down

Genuinely the alpha was something else

[outer wave]

More like Replica SOYders

[opaque coyote]

But yeah, I think the only game that tries something similar is Trepang2

[hollow lantern]

Trepang² isn't even as good tbh

Like it's solid

[opaque coyote]

Yeah and part of it is because it's much faster paced

[hollow lantern]

Trepang²s best level is the second level and it's not even close between the rest of them I'm ngl

[opaque coyote]

Mothman moment

But yeah it's partially because you won't really notice their behaviors when you're time stopping, jumping, and shooting akimbo dragon fire shotguns like a super soldier crack addict

It's generally why faster games have less detailed enemy ai in general.

It's because players commonly won't notice it.

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I cannot stand the fire shotguns

[jade holly]

Okay, I found my new favorite one

[hollow lantern]

Suicide machines on rage mode

[plush mason]

she has her side piece on her couch to keep her company, not sure if her or the couch is getting some though

[opaque coyote]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Rage mode certainly lives up to its name

[hollow lantern]

Tbh I like that it forces you to interact with more of the gameplay loop

[plush mason]

that is peak ngl

[opaque coyote]

I think Extreme is best. Rage mode is just too much even for me.

Skill issue™ basically

[jade holly]

POV: you are Orikan approaching Trazyn about a relic he stole

[plush mason]

Trazyn is flamboiant enough to do something like that which makes it even better

[jade holly]

Wait, how tall is Obyron?

Is he actually taller than Szarekh?

[opaque coyote]

But yeah I think the best part about Trepang2 is that

You're outright a monster

All of the enemies are terrified of you

And the only enemies that can even hope to match you are either

Anomalous abominations

Or

The same kind as yourself

Also the fact that both your faction (the Syndicate) and Horizon are both awful in terms of morality LMAO

The good old "all sides are shit idk why you're trying to justify this seriously"

Also the revolver is fun

Oh yeah also I have to note that the VAs for the enemies are great at making panicked screams of agony and pain

Seriously it's disturbingly good

[surreal nest]

POSES GO SO HARD

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sakaki-cool-pose-really-cool-pose-does-a-really-cool-pose-azumanga-daioh-gif-17266572900018108895

[daring creek]

@lofty yarrow

[jade holly]

Erebus: the Emperor won’t let us worship him as a god…

Erebus shortly after encountering the Chaos Gods

[daring creek]

Why worship a god who doesn't want to be treated as one?

Worship a true god who rewards you for doing his bidding!!!

[winter pine]

Erebus after taking one look at the Emperor and thinking "I'm gonna kill this pompous motherfucker" then actually doing it

[celest cedar]

me when I explain why this character in this video game is actually a POS

[celest cedar]

Verso jumpscare

[daring creek]

Are the Tyranids the good guys

[wary fulcrum]

In the same way the lion that mauls the orphan and the industrialist is kind of a good guy

[opaque coyote]

I want to post the more famous iteration

But I'd probably get banned

[daring creek]

dm me it

but i def already know

I just wanna see it

[surreal nest]

I love aos so much

[daring creek]

I bought resident evil and never played it

[wary fulcrum]

Really great mini

[undone elm]

the wallace heresy

[daring creek]

Holyshit lmao

[wary fulcrum]

Those were rabbits don’t know what’s coming

[dapper gyro]

Wall mount is horribly space inefficient. That's less paint than I have, and mine fits into a drawer.

Huh, I checked out a ping, didn't see that's it is so far above.....

[rocky gale]

We uhh need Custodes models like this

[celest dome]

Kill Team Custodes that are just that would be perfect 🙏

[rocky gale]

[celest dome]

There is so much Kill Team concept that they could do, instead of just doing SM stuff

And/or things that would just be normal units in their parent faction

(ie: Striking Scorpions, Nemesis Claw, Yaegirs, Hand of Archon...)

[near wasp]

An eyes of the emperor kill team would be so good

I would buy it in a heartbeat

[dapper gyro]

Silent sister kill team would be fun, too.

Also, because there aren't many blank playable option, it would bring more to the table.

[near wasp]

They won't ;-;

[celest dome]

On the opposite side, Astra Telepathica Kill Team 🙏

Giving us various Psyker archetypes each with a bespoken model

And maybe a Blank (Black Warden iirc)

[dapper gyro]

GW has some copium rehabilitation program or something?

[near wasp]

No they just let us suffer withdrawal

[dapper gyro]

Here you go, anther Space Marines kit.

[urban spire]

https://bsky.app/profile/dragoncobolt.bsky.social/post/3lenvoqzht22a

Dragon Cobolt (@dragoncobolt.bsky.social)

this youtube video is making me laugh in hysterics AND it's good advice

Bluesky · Jan 1, 2025, 6:11 AM

never been a huge fun of skaven, just because of how extremely poorly they represent actual rats

[tough haven]

Can’t wait to see modders put the warhammer fantasy units into total war warhammer

[urban spire]

the reason there's no skaven in 40k is because they'd be way too strong

they thrive when infiltrating corrupt bureaucracies and dense population centers with comprehensive undercities, every hive city would salute the rat

[near wasp]

I love skaven because they are absolute bastards just like rats in tarkov

I say as a rat

[urban spire]

the golden throne would have collapsed into the basement in like m32

[near wasp]

Skaven would solo the iom

[celest dome]

The reasont here is no Skaven in 40k is that it isn't possible to have them work as a parable for the Industrial revolution, so they wouldn't make sense.

Also Admech

[near wasp]

The skaven would jerry rig necron tech and just win

[urban spire]

suspiciously short tech priest with suspiciously large ears

(hunched posture and tail mechadendrite? completely normal, passes muster on all counts)

[near wasp]

Beast man forge world

[storm jungle]

Any concept in 40k can work

they just arent in it because GW didnt want it lol

[celest dome]

But they would have to find them a new theme wouldn't they

[crisp heath]

what is a concent that CANT work on 40k then?

[celest dome]

||Enuncia||

[storm jungle]

I dunno you tell me

[crisp heath]

i was askin you

[celest dome]

Even a Friendship Magic like those pony stuff could in a certain way work, but with the IoM

[crisp heath]

domain expansions from jjk

[vagrant fox]

Peace and happiness and love could never work in my warhammers

[jade holly]

Unified hatred against Xenos is magic

[near wasp]

Lion walk

[crisp heath]

How can that be considered a domain expansion

[near wasp]

Because he's entering a sub realm of his own making that only he can enter

He can also bring in others if he allows

[celest dome]

Joseph is kinda right

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-주술회전-gif-16918020762734996636

[celest dome]

That's basically that sort of thing

[celest dome]

Could we consider the Nurglite garden the same sort of thing ?

[near wasp]

Ehhhh I'm not sure

[storm jungle]

Fuck, okay thats a good one

[near wasp]

Ok ok that's really funny

[crisp heath]

yeah fuck that is a domain expansion

how about.... stands? from JJBA

[near wasp]

Familiars/daemons

[celest dome]

Curselings, and Sorcery, as it often come up as Daemon accompagning the Sorcerer

[near wasp]

There some esoteric daemon pacts and shit

[vagrant fox]

Artesia Goremouth in Fall of Cadia

[crisp heath]

so I could make my OC have star platinum in 40k?