40k-lore-chat

[vagrant fox]

brussel sprouts taste really good if you prepare them right

[urban spire]

like i hear modern brussel sprouts cultivars are WAY better than they were like two decades ago

[copper patrol]

mfs when unseasoned brussel sprouts

[opaque coyote]

I think by default, a vegetable should be alright tasting.

Brussel sprouts requiring careful preparation and flavoring suck

[sacred ginkgo]

Yes

[crystal forum]

you could do both with an open relationship too

in fact it's hotter

[celest dome]

What can I say, it's truly a skill issue on my part.

[crystal forum]

we dont know what seasoning is in the west

a little bit of salt

maybe some paprika

[near wasp]

That's just the north

[vagrant fox]

Mostly just the English nowadays

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah thats just canada being hell

[daring creek]

We don't season things. Infact we don't even cook things. We just eat them.

[crystal forum]

it's the same in north america except where immigrant populations are

[celest dome]

Swinging usually doesn't have the going out on your own that open relationships

[crystal forum]

because they bring the actual food

[sacred ginkgo]

Ok then I live where all the cool people are and thus eat real food

[daring creek]

Racist mfs after they eat tacos:

[copper patrol]

(I basically did a research project on this last semester)

[near wasp]

So you mean everywhere

[crystal forum]

nah you go to any place outside large cities and it's just unseasoned white shit

[near wasp]

Maybe you just live in a sucky area

[humble shoal]

midwest has some cursed creaitons

[crystal forum]

you know what i dont get? i saw memes of jewish food being terrible yet jews brought smoked meat and bagels to montreal

[urban spire]

anyway swinging is more of a kink thing as i understand it, a polycule is a stable relationship with more than two partners, an open relationship is one where at least one person does (hopefully) ethical hookups outside the relationship

[near wasp]

I used to live in Wyoming so like I literally lived in the fucking middle of nowhere

[humble shoal]

In the US at least most places have pretty good regional cuisine

[crystal forum]

i would say

[urban spire]

most places in the world have good regional cuisine

[crystal forum]

maybe in the south yeah

i want to try texas bbq

like a smoke brisket

[humble shoal]

I mean even in weird parts of the north like say conneticut

have pretty good food

[crystal forum]

idk have you seen places like wisconsin

[near wasp]

Wisconsin has cheese curds

Those slap

[humble shoal]

they put butter on their burgers and I would eat it

[celest dome]

We did do Swinging mostly with 2 other "couples"
Most of the time, so kinda stable

[crystal forum]

is that considered regional food

cheese curds

[lament shoal]

I hear they have good cheese

[copper patrol]

mmfgh

[humble shoal]

they make it themselves

vermont and ny also have good dairy

[crystal forum]

my sister was born there and she got a cheese hat as a gift

like a foam cheese wedge

[humble shoal]

don't be lactose intolerant in wisconsin

[crystal forum]

death

[lament shoal]

Some of the best food in ny you can find in those small neighborhood Italian delis

[rocky gale]

Straight off the Spartan death cliff

[vagrant fox]

In my new world order you'll be quietly removed if you're lactose intolerant

[humble shoal]

I was talking about the upstate farms

[crystal forum]

NYC will have every type of food known to man

[urban spire]

everyone i know who's lactose intolerant will be like "fuck it i'll tank the damage"

[celest dome]

Lactose intolerant people just have weak bloodlines and deserve to not procreate

[humble shoal]

I'm in the rustbelt of NY and the gas stations have good dairy

[copper patrol]

the indomitable human spirit to consume ice cream

[crystal forum]

i love how NY state is completely different from NYC

like why are they even the same place

[near wasp]

Lactate exists

[humble shoal]

tbf different bouroughs of NY are completely different from each other

[urban spire]

lactaid

[crystal forum]

have you guys tried real cream ice cream

[humble shoal]

Staten Island is basically a suburb

[crystal forum]

not that store shit

[urban spire]

lactaid is a name that makes certain people 👀

[crystal forum]

once you try the real stuff you cant go back

[humble shoal]

yes, they have that at the gas station here

[near wasp]

Homemade ice creams pretty good

[humble shoal]

[crystal forum]

we have that too it's a company that makes it called coaticook ice cream

it's very regional

god it's so fucking good

[near wasp]

We have Tillamook around here

[humble shoal]

https://www.stewartsshops.com/news/enjoy-the-best-eggnog-in-north-america/

[crystal forum]

i need to make my eggnog this year

[humble shoal]

these guys also have vanilla cream with no sugar

no sweetness

[crystal forum]

last time i made some it was the bomb

[vagrant fox]

eggnog is the worst american invention

[humble shoal]

shit is magical

[crystal forum]

EGGNOG IS AMAZING

only when done right

[crystal forum]

make it yourself!!!

dont buy it

it's pretty hard though

[humble shoal]

tried it as intended (with hard liquor)

[celest dome]

It's not that hard

[vagrant fox]

I've made it and bought it and I vehemently hated it both times, boozy or not

[near wasp]

I want some eggnog with booze

[crystal forum]

you can easily burn the eggs

[near wasp]

Skill issue

[celest dome]

yep

[crystal forum]

im not a good cook ok i try my best

[vagrant fox]

north american tastebuds are ruined that's the truth ok

[crystal forum]

says the fucking euro islander

you prob eat some variation of fermented fish

[humble shoal]

also

eggnog is not an american invention

[vagrant fox]

I did yesterday

[humble shoal]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog

[crystal forum]

literally food made for when people would starve

before the invention of canning

[vagrant fox]

tastes good ok

[crystal forum]

"oh it's a delicacy"

[crystal forum]

mfer people ate it because they had NOTHING else

[lament shoal]

Not too crazy about eggnog tbh

[vagrant fox]

USA from Temu

[humble shoal]

I'll have some of it on holidays

[crystal forum]

you need the proper spices for eggnog

[urban spire]

also what the fuck is wrong with fermentation

[near wasp]

Nutmeg

[crystal forum]

you need the correct amount of nutmeg and cinamon

[vagrant fox]

wrong that was kelp

[celest dome]

Mulled wine is better than Eggnog

[humble shoal]

ferment deez nuts

[crystal forum]

and of course the proper rum

[arctic talon]

Kelp is tasty

Seaweed is tasty

[humble shoal]

[near wasp]

Whiskey

[vagrant fox]

It's tasty enough but people only ate it here when there was literally nothing else

[humble shoal]

if a true american bourbon

[crystal forum]

what whiskey?

[near wasp]

True

Whiskey not rum

[crystal forum]

no, rum

[celest dome]

Most alcohol are fermented

[crystal forum]

you need the rum spices

[celest dome]

[humble shoal]

por que no los dos?

[near wasp]

No????

[crystal forum]

YES

[urban spire]

americans will be like "ugh fermented things are so gross" and then chug five liters of pisswasser from the local microbrewery

[languid meadow]

piss

[crystal forum]

you shouldn't be "tasting" the alcohol

whiskey is too flavorful

it kicks out the other tastes

[humble shoal]

I dislike beer

[near wasp]

What the fuck are you putting in egg nog fucking kraken

[humble shoal]

everclear

[crystal forum]

lmao

[vagrant fox]

Fermented food is so good no cap, don't even joke lads

[humble shoal]

dos locos

[celest dome]

Easy, they're not made by fermenting it into alcohol

[crystal forum]

what whiskey do you use

[humble shoal]

ever had fermented grapes?

[humble shoal]

honey jack could probably work

[crystal forum]

honey hack mmmmh

interesting

[near wasp]

Crown or jack but I'm cheap

[vagrant fox]

I do like wine

[urban spire]

have you ever had black tea? that shit's fermented

[humble shoal]

pickled*

[crystal forum]

cmon man it's the time of the year to spurlge

[near wasp]

Ok ok but what about peach crown

[crystal forum]

peach in eggnog???

i would have to try...

[near wasp]

Yeah dude

[humble shoal]

apple probably works too

[urban spire]

pepsi in egg nog

[near wasp]

Instant curdled

[celest dome]

Cognac or Jaeger fortified Mulled Wine 🙏

[humble shoal]

new potion unlocked, instant spoiled milk

[urban spire]

@near wasp behold

[near wasp]

That's foul

[humble shoal]

calvados instead of cognac

for a fruitier finish

[vagrant fox]

Peggnog reminds me of a green cow cocktail

[humble shoal]

also more american

[crystal forum]

we dont do mulled wine here

[humble shoal]

cuz Normandy

[crystal forum]

i would like to try though

[near wasp]

I don't like wine

[humble shoal]

I'd like to get soem hot rum

[crystal forum]

same

[near wasp]

I like mead tho

[vagrant fox]

Gløgg is very good

[celest dome]

Such an American-lite thing to miss

[urban spire]

gløgg is so good

[humble shoal]

this makes it hard for me to find a good red to make a reduction

[crystal forum]

hey i didnt say i think it's ok

i heard mulled wine is good

i just havent ever tried it

[vagrant fox]

just make it at home 4head

[crystal forum]

idk i dont really buy wine

im into spirits

[humble shoal]

baijo is still the worst alcohol I've had

[crystal forum]

the worst alcohol i had was beer with hersheys chocolate in it

[near wasp]

Ew

[crystal forum]

yes that was a collab for some fucking reason

[humble shoal]

hmmm

[crystal forum]

my dad got the case from an american friend

[vagrant fox]

Underberg in large quantities is probably the worst for me

[urban spire]

wonder if absinthe nog is a thing

[crystal forum]

i have never tried absinthe

what does it taste like

[humble shoal]

had my first underberg this year

[celest dome]

The worst alcohol I heard of was some kind of american Turkey stuffing Beer

[near wasp]

That's a chemical weapon

[urban spire]

alcohol disagrees with me so fucking bad but i kinda want to try absinthe

[crystal forum]

i hear you need to put sugar in it

the french loved it

[humble shoal]

had: 3 shots of homemade malort, then 2 shots normal malort, 1 shot rum, 30 minutes of open bar on ferris wheel, then underburg

[urban spire]

yeah you drip water over a sugar cube into the absinthe

[vagrant fox]

Absinthe is pretty nice

[urban spire]

there's some absurdly fancy glasswear and spoons made for this process

[arctic talon]

It’s very sweet

Aside from that it’s very uh

Herbal?

[crystal forum]

what is wrong with you

[humble shoal]

wormwood tasting

[humble shoal]

twas a con

[arctic talon]

Yeah basically

Tastes like wormwood

lol

[crystal forum]

why did you try malort at a con

[celest dome]

Worst I've tasted was a Mongolian milk alcohol

[humble shoal]

it was free at the soldering tables

[vagrant fox]

You just do things at cons I believe

[crystal forum]

that's the alcohol that people from chicago make you drink to make fun of you

[arctic talon]

I’ve drunken ever clear

Unfortunately for me

[near wasp]

Poor liver

[crystal forum]

i drank 99% lab grade alcohol and i posted about it here

[celest dome]

Fireball ?

[crystal forum]

no i like fireball

as a homosexual

it gets me drunk fast and i can stomach it

[arctic talon]

Tasted like suffering

Tbh

[vagrant fox]

ooh thats why my old cali friend drank so much fireball

[near wasp]

I drink green apple morgan

[arctic talon]

Cinnamon, sugar, whisky

And some other stuff

[humble shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r9YiyN4bEN8

[crystal forum]

the thing i hate about fireball is how sticky it gets

the fucking bottle gets so sticky

[hollow lantern]

Classic

[median star]

messy drinker

[humble shoal]

a lot of cinamon and cheap whiskey and some other spices

[median star]

only recurring drink i do is crown apple

[crystal forum]

lmao he got the fucking free fireball samples

tiny ass bottles

[humble shoal]

oh you can buy em in sets of like 60

its way cleaner

[celest dome]

I've made Strawberry alcohol this year, plan on making some Cider, and some beer maybe

[humble shoal]

I made some grand marnier

but fucked it up

[arctic talon]

You need to clean it

Ffs

[humble shoal]

and made a bad substitution

[crystal forum]

i clean with my tongue

i can use my tongue for many things wolf you should see it

[celest dome]

🚬

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/neil-patrick-harris-spit-drink-what-omg-how-i-met-your-mother-gif-7618939

[daring creek]

Wow do you use it to clean your countertop

[arctic talon]

That’s unsanitary

[celest dome]

||Why is it that our representative Lesbian is so much cooler than our representative Gay||

[crystal forum]

yeah my gamer gunk on my mouse too

[vagrant fox]

hmm, minus two for that one

[crystal forum]

i was tired of the topic so i wanted to kill chat smh

[vagrant fox]

shame I'm bringing it back
Reckon I'll make gløgg tomorrow

[celest dome]

My mom's colleague make and bottle Mulled Wine, might open one tomorrow

[near wasp]

I bought a bottle of apple captain Morgan after I dealt with a elev call where somebody was having a heart attack

[vagrant fox]

sensible decision

Ever since I drank a bottle of pineapple vodka in qn hour I've had a hard time with really fruity alcohol

But I think I'll make kir royale for Christmas

[near wasp]

Oof I can't drink gin anymore

It makes me ill

[daring creek]

LOYALIST OWNED BY BASED ATHEIST WITH LOGIC AND FACTS!

HE AIN'T PUT IT IN HIS HAND, HE FOUND IT OVER THERE! 🔥

[opaque coyote]

The Emperor, in his ever growing wisdom, placed the rock exactly where the Ogryn will find it

It is part of his plan (tm)

[daring creek]

every goddamn argument ever

[opaque coyote]

I once talked with a Christian guy.

Kinda talked about some rough shit

He said it was part of God's plan

The worst part is that he was genuine

[daring creek]

Thats how you cope with tragedy

assume it was done out of benevolence of a higher power.

And the so called "benevolence" leaving you permanently scarred.

God sure made my mother a fucking idiot lmao

Fucking using Industrial strength degreaser to clean dishes.

[opaque coyote]

Tbf I once made a joke that God is just a fanfic writer

And now as I write my characters suffering

I realize

"fuck this is probably what God's pov is shit"

[daring creek]

most likely

[opaque coyote]

Character development™

"Why God? Why have you done this to me! My only son... gone..."

"SUFFERING BUILDS CHARACTER."

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, I think that there are three answers.

Either God is too busy with the entire universe and doesn't care.

God isn't all powerful.

Or God just wants to fuck with you.

Personally think it's the first.

Like a lot of the stuff are clearly automatic bro. God is clearly using AI for his HW assignment

[jade holly]

As a Christian myself this is my view:
The idea of “God’s Plan” is baloney. Not set in stone for each of us. If anything God’s Plan is us having free will and using it that takes us down our different paths

[opaque coyote]

God clearly gave us free will to use it

For good and bad

For whatever form

[jade holly]

Yep

[opaque coyote]

Either way, I think I will blame God for how the human spine is shaped

[jade holly]

Blame Darwin for that one

[opaque coyote]

Actually, no wonder we're made after his image

We have the same mentality

AKA

"Fuck it, it works. I'm gonna go drink now."

[jade holly]

Australia is just God’s dev room

[opaque coyote]

Honestly some animals just make me confused

Kiwis

Adorable in look but they are confusing

[copper patrol]

eggs too big

[opaque coyote]

Nature is weird.

[jade holly]

Platypi

[copper patrol]

body too smal

[opaque coyote]

Sunfish

[jade holly]

Mammals that lay eggs, have beaks and poisonous barbs in their legs

[opaque coyote]

Tbf, unlike the memes, Sunfish ARE successful.

Their design is both ingenious and fucking stupid

[copper patrol]

only the males have the barbs

but you also forgot they hunt with electrolocation

[jade holly]

God’s gift of free will to us allowed us to create this

[opaque coyote]

Humanity #1

God's chosen for a reason

[jade holly]

Can we get some W’s in the chat for humanity?

[opaque coyote]

Aliens can do things like

World peace

Fusion technology

But can they make a bass shop pro pyramid?

No

[jade holly]

Honestly looking back through history at some old buildings and structures makes you realize just how fucking big brain humans were

[copper patrol]

called monumental archetecture

[jade holly]

Look at Venice, literally all of Venice

[opaque coyote]

We know more than Isaac Newton, but we certainly aren't as intelligent

How TF did he MAKE UP CALCULUS while he was bored in quarantine

"damn bro, I'm bored. Better revolutionize the entire world."

Meanwhile in the same situation I...

Watch the entirety of One Piece

[jade holly]

Took me 1.5 months to go from episode 1 to Egghead after I graduated College

[opaque coyote]

I accidentally watched filler at the beginning

G-8 is still ideal

Filler

Good filler is the best shit

Like a perfectly cooked burger

Greasy but god it's so good...

[jade holly]

Commander Jonathan

Best filler antagonist

Also the reason G-8 is so good is because it was originally going to be a movie

It’s also the longest filler arc

[rocky gale]

[jade holly]

Wait… for 40k?

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats heresy

[jade holly]

FUCK

[rocky gale]

It's for 40k if I want it to be

[jade holly]

What do those models get proxy’d in as?

[rocky gale]

Legionaries, Terminators and a Helbrute

[jade holly]

Some kitbashing required for a more chaos look?

[rocky gale]

Just a little

Not looking for a super corrupted look

[jade holly]

I think after Necrons I want either DG or IW army

[near wasp]

I need to start my stodes army

And then continue crying myself to sleep as gw ignore sos

[vagrant fox]

they will add men to the sos and only then will they get updates ☝️ 🤓

[jade holly]

I say we add Ogryns to the Sisters of Battle

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bodech-clown-gif-5146656

[rose thorn]

PLEASE REVEAL UNDERWORDS TOMROORE PLEASE GOD

please reveal ANYTHING for underworlds PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

THEY REELASED RULES THAT MAKE THE NEW EXPANSION FUCKING USABLE

PLEASE

[surreal nest]

Idk if you like Warhammer Quest but I've heard Darkwater compared to Underworlds and I agree with it. Feels like underworlds co-op

Might scratch an itch

[rose thorn]

i am not spending 250 dollars sadly

[surreal nest]

😡

[rose thorn]

if i had MoN id get it

[surreal nest]

Yeah its a steep asking price. Im not too sure its worth but its a fun game with lots of fluff and the best models from GW to date

250 is a bit much though

[rose thorn]

they gotta reveal something, Nighthaunt_N00b will return and show us the underworlds light

[surreal nest]

I need me more underworlds daemons

That one team they did was sooo good

When tf did they start selling underworlds happy meals?

[sacred bluff]

@storm jungle love that piece you got commissioned

[urban spire]

hey dawn of war is canon right?

so that sorcerer really did turn into a daemon of khorne?

[storm jungle]

Which one

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is.

[sacred bluff]

berseria, it showed up on my timeline

are they inquisitors

[storm jungle]

Lmao no that isnt a 40k piece

its a metal gear one i got for me and my friend's OCs

but thank you lol

[sacred bluff]

OH

that explains the spy look

[storm jungle]

yeee sneaking-suits 🫡

[daring creek]

Found the Eldar comm again

[storm jungle]

Shut up

🫡

[daring creek]

I ain't even say nothing 😭

What did I say that was inflammatory!

I was just gonna return to this weird post

They are Krieg

she is fucked

just does not know it yet.

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/ruler-nun-nope-tsk-gif-10703567

[storm jungle]

👎

[storm jungle]

Yeah we made that text on the post as bait so it gathers more traction and it worked lmao

always count on imperium twitter users to be brainless drones

[daring creek]

trve

speaking of

what book would you reccomend as an intro to the eldar

[urban spire]

simply grab her leg or whatever, easy

EASY

[daring creek]

grab her leg

spin her around

ez.

[urban spire]

OUR POWER SHOVELS WILL WIN THE DAY

[storm jungle]

PAIN

[urban spire]

yeah spin her around like mario with bowser and throw her into the minefield

[storm jungle]

These are the same guys that look at a chimpanzee and say "yeah ill win"

[daring creek]

so lon gey bowse

[urban spire]

are any of you old enough to remember mario 64

[storm jungle]

(they then get their face ripped off)

[urban spire]

please don't answer

[median star]

me when i krak grenade myself and an aspect warrior and they live somehow just get stomped moments later

[daring creek]

I fought a bear once

[vagrant fox]

everyone is right

[storm jungle]

Only you are getting stomped sorry pal

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-text-cant-see-ken-jeong-gif-5957945

[sacred ginkgo]

There

[daring creek]

I just karate chop and snap its neck

Is easy.

[urban spire]

tekken

problem is these of days the bear hits you with a fuckin electric wind god fist and puts you in a really unfavourable situation where you have to guess mid or low on wakeup

[daring creek]

kick it in balls

is easy

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-bowl-hungry-gif-5337018160645280311

IS BTHAT A PROMISE

[daring creek]

is girl bear? use Peryod Krampus spell

[urban spire]

only humans get period cramps

[daring creek]

This is why god is evil

[urban spire]

it's so fucked lmao

[urban spire]

going into heat? nah, how about instead we evolve this cool mechanic where we do the pussy equivalent of shitting out your stomach lining once a month

well i say "we"

[vagrant fox]

at least the african spiny mouse can relate to having periods

[surreal nest]

Yes

[urban spire]

everyone replying to my joke question has my permission to die

[daring creek]

Yeah

[surreal nest]

Everyone replying to my joke answer has my permission to die

[wet sandal]

Everyone alive is old enough to remember it

It still exists

Dipshit

[surreal nest]

That is not how that works

[daring creek]

Yeah Mario 64 was made in 2015

[surreal nest]

Remembering something ≠ knowing of something

[daring creek]

I know your mother

[wet sandal]

Are you stupid

[surreal nest]

Are you

[wet sandal]

If you know of something you can obviously remember it

Remembering is not confined to physical experiences

[surreal nest]

But the question would obviously be asking if they actually remember engaging with it instead of hearing it in passing

[daring creek]

Oh Philosophical debate

[urban spire]

you can forget things you know though???

you have to know something to forget it

[wet sandal]

That is true but does not seem relevant

[spring cairn]

fallout ep 1 out

of s2

[surreal nest]

In terms of a video game it is extremely relevant i think

[spring cairn]

amagon primz

[urban spire]

mario 64 came out in 1964, hence the name, anyone born after that is less likely to know about it, obviously

[surreal nest]

How'd you know?

[urban spire]

born in 1852

[wet sandal]

Even if that were true, it's still possible. Age is not a limiting factor in remembering it

[vagrant fox]

if you're not older than the united states of america you're an agelet

[urban spire]

which i think technically makes me danish since norway wasn't independent at the time

speaking of danes, sigsen it's 2 in the morning why are you awake

[vagrant fox]

swedish in 1852

because i'm faroese and it's 1 am

[surreal nest]

Yeah but if someone is asking you if you remember something they aren't just fact checking you to confirm the most famous game ever exists its obviously a point on recollecting your experience

[spring cairn]

don't sleep till 6 just out of spite

[jade holly]

I read something about Mario 64 in 1964 then I see this and I’m wondering “how tf does that correlate??”

[wet sandal]

Why can't natural language align more with formal logic

Fuck my stupid chuddie life

[crystal forum]

bbbjigfdrfjggghhhhhhhhhhjhjjjhjhhhhhhhnbnbbbh

[urban spire]

because both are made up

[surreal nest]

Formal logic is for formal ball lickers

[urban spire]

literally a social construct

[jade holly]

Counterpoint:

[vagrant fox]

Just conlang a better language

[crystal forum]

im a formal ball licker

i got a degree in ballology

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[crystal forum]

HEY

[lament shoal]

Yeah we ain't buying the "former" part dawg

[jade holly]

Sir…

[crystal forum]

[vagrant fox]

what's a cool tv show lads

[winged jacinth]

We speakin poki tona in this binch

[vagrant fox]

I'll veto that one

[urban spire]

i know a bizarre number of trans girlies who speak toki pona

[urban spire]

star trek, tng or ds9

[daring creek]

maybe chaos are the good guys

the truth must be in this book..

[vagrant fox]

Star Trek in this modern era?

[urban spire]

tng or ds9!

not modern trek! no nu-trek!

except lower decks, lower decks is fine

[vagrant fox]

yes it's true

I don't know I heard Star Trek is like 40% lens flares by scene

[urban spire]

i'm going to bed

[daring creek]

Nooo stay up all night

[urban spire]

https://imgur.com/gallery/xxJ5jtQ

[vagrant fox]

Maybe reading Malazan in bed is the correct choice yes

[daring creek]

Temptation is pretty

[humble shoal]

blessed is the mind too small to doubt

[lament shoal]

I'm green stuffing it

[humble shoal]

surprised the slaanesh candle isnt sold out

[dapper gyro]

Gimmick stuff. Not worth it.

[humble shoal]

yeah but the nurgle one is sold out

and so is the khorne one

[dapper gyro]

No surprise

It is always the ones with the worst smelled names.

If you name one "The worst smelling shit" and the other "Smelly shit". The 1st one will be out of stock even if they are the same.

[daring creek]

It's just lavender im betting

[surreal nest]

Oh im greenstuffing it oh im greenstuffing it

[humble shoal]

idk why but one of these images seems off

[surreal nest]

Not as cool as my elden ring helmet

[dapper gyro]

The grill is too angled, I guess.

[humble shoal]

was referring to the ultramarines one

in the bottom right

[surreal nest]

There's an ultramarine at the bottom

[dapper gyro]

Can't see that very clearly.

[humble shoal]

fair enough

The one they are currently selling is DA

but I guess the first set was UM

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-sad-cat-true-morgan-freeman-gif-2550818640546449257

[jade holly]

What do y’all think of the Leman Russ Odin theory?

[daring creek]

Okay

what should my religions teachings be

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-gif-25596223

[lament shoal]

But what if the horses ARE the lesbians??

https://tenor.com/view/heliruby-umamusume-umamusume-pretty-derby-daitaku-helios-daitaki-helios-umamusume-gif-3406638044717832105

[arctic talon]

Brain rot zoomer horse

[lament shoal]

God I want her in global already lol

She's one of my favs

[arctic talon]

Cygames localizers know brainrot too well

They made a among us joke in Granblue that was vaguely funny within a few weeks of it blowing up 💀

[lament shoal]

No fucking way lmfao

[arctic talon]

Joke characters making an amogus joke but still

[jade holly]

[celest cedar]

its an English dialect atp

[arctic talon]

It’s an among us joke in Japanese and Chinese as well

💀

[celest cedar]

I understood all of that lmao

[arctic talon]

Same

All her dialogue is like this 💀

It’s even worse in Japanese

She says stuff that is arguably way more incomprehensible she to the fact she uses gyaru/teenager slang, but from different eras

In English and other languages she’s just localized to have gen z brain rot so far

[arctic talon]

Do you wana take bets on if she’s going to have the same gimmick as Japan where her brainrot slang varies, or if it’s all going to be gen z

[daring creek]

I hate this and I hate modern lingo

[arctic talon]

Too bad

[daring creek]

Please take phones away from children

[arctic talon]

No

This has always been her gimmick

You can’t escape

[lament shoal]

All gen z

[daring creek]

If a 12 year old walks up to me and says 3 lines of brainrot in the span of 5 seconds tackle me immediately.

I can't promise that I won't turn into purple guy.

[lament shoal]

This type of slang has been around for years now lol

[daring creek]

Yes but its getting more annoying

And less comprehendible

[jade holly]

I remember when swag was peak slang

[daring creek]

Like what the fuck do you mesn you're "aura farming"

[jade holly]

Then we had ice and drip

[daring creek]

This language should be reserved for humor

I swear to god.

[jade holly]

That’s not very Skibidi Ohio rizz of you

Fucking kill me

[daring creek]

I'm removing your eye lids bestie :3

[arctic talon]

All the gen z eras? lol

Prolly anything pre gen alpha

Is on the table

[daring creek]

Gen z and gen alpha

[lament shoal]

Nah I meant her dialogue being completely gen z themed instead of a Japanese dialect

[arctic talon]

Ah

[daring creek]

More severely with gen alpha though. God I wonder how they're going to be adults

more tech addicted than me
more dysfunctional than me

Tbh I can do things but when it comes to socializing I'm constantly learning

I do my best

[winter pine]

it's really grim to think millennials like me are as good as it will ever get for navigating the internet and technology

[daring creek]

Oh yeah

[winter pine]

Just got worse for Zoomers and Gen Alpha that don't know what a file system is

[daring creek]

Another thing. Phones aren't computers. Atleast in the way they're being used

[arctic talon]

I am literally gen z and I know that

Smh

[lament shoal]

Same lol don't generalize us

[arctic talon]

Gen z has like 2 distinct chunks

lol

In terms of technological literacy

Or 3 arguably

[daring creek]

You can have only a phone and be internet savvy and know how to actually browse the net and how to deal with information.

[arctic talon]

Anyways anyone born before 2012 and after 1997 is Gen Z

Which means Gen Z incudes 28 year deal ol

[winter pine]

I was born in 1994 I'm not a zoomer

[daring creek]

Thats more of a zillenial

[arctic talon]

3 years off

[arctic talon]

It’s Gen z

[daring creek]

Omg so old

[winter pine]

[arctic talon]

You’re closer to early gen z then most millennials lol

But it doesn’t really matter

Anyways generalize me with a 13 year old IPad baby and I will peel your skin off

[daring creek]

I think perfect blue came out in..1995 right? Or 94. I just know its super close to mgs

[lament shoal]

cygames please put the zoomer hors in global already 🙏

[arctic talon]

I believe so

Regarding perfect blue

[jade holly]

I’m old enough to remember the cha cha slide

[daring creek]

Isn't everyone

[lament shoal]

We all remember cha cha slide

[jade holly]

RIGHT FOOT TWO STOMPS

[arctic talon]

Perfect blue was 1997 lol

[daring creek]

Its still a thing at parties

[jade holly]

LEFT FOOT TWO STOMPS

[arctic talon]

Then 1998

So

[daring creek]

GODDAMMIT

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[daring creek]

WIKIPEDIA TIME

[arctic talon]

Close

It debuted at a film festival first

[winter pine]

immediately re-heard this in my brain lmfao

[arctic talon]

Nit your fault

[arctic talon]

It’s like an infection

lol

[daring creek]

Okay

[jade holly]

FREEZE

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS 🗣️ 🔥

[daring creek]

Both came out in 98

Phew

[arctic talon]

It debuted at a film festival so

[daring creek]

97

[arctic talon]

Depends on what you define as came out

lol

[daring creek]

But shhh

Ill kill you

[arctic talon]

Okay

[winter pine]

Thinking I discovered Warhammer 40,000 in 2010? Wonder what edition that was.

[daring creek]

I wonder why parents just give their kids phones

Like

Why do babies have phones

[jade holly]

Laziness

[arctic talon]

6th or very late 5th

[jade holly]

Literally laziness

[lament shoal]

Too lazy to learn how to properly raise them

Thats it

[arctic talon]

Nvm it’s 5th edition

I forgot 6e started in 2012

[winter pine]

Hand the kid a phone or ipad and let Cocomelon literally destroy their brain

[daring creek]

It haunts me to see a father need to actively console his child going through a literal withdrawal episode over a cruise not having wifi.

[arctic talon]

lol

Skill issue

[lament shoal]

Instead of cocomelon I had smg4 and mlg memes

[arctic talon]

Shrimply raise your kids well

[daring creek]

No dude that kid was going down a huge spiral

[arctic talon]

like by beating them/j

[jade holly]

Real men know cruises mean you can finally play shuffleboard

[daring creek]

💀 💀

[jade holly]

[daring creek]

Its so crazy these days

Like

[lament shoal]

Who let the schola instructor into the chat

[winter pine]

MLG era was probably peak internet before LLM robots ruined everything

[daring creek]

Are we going through an age of parents not being ready to parent

[arctic talon]

My parents only hit me twice I’ll have you know

I was a good kid

[daring creek]

Because I feel its lwk kinda rampant

[arctic talon]

My grandma gave me the ass beating of the century though

lol

[jade holly]

Why use the internet on a cruise when there’s so much to actually do? People seem to not understand the magic of pools smh

[daring creek]

It was a lil ipad addicted kid 😭

[lament shoal]

My parents stopped hitting me as a punishment after I told my therapist about it lmfao

[daring creek]

Zoinks

[languid meadow]

That's certainly a thing to read

Jesus Christ

[jade holly]

I may or may not have had a PS2 when I was like 3-4 lmao

[daring creek]

My mom hit me only once then never again :p

[jade holly]

In my defense, I have none

[arctic talon]

I did not get any electronics until I was 10

And even then it was like

[daring creek]

My dad is physically unable to hit me

[arctic talon]

30 minutes of computer time

lol

[winter pine]

I got a PS2 in I think 2003? GOAT'd console

[jade holly]

I got a Wii for my 7th birthday

[arctic talon]

I didn’t get a phone till I was in high school lmao

[jade holly]

Rampage my beloved

[lament shoal]

Tbf it wasn't like, anything crazy, just spankings. Still hated it tho

[arctic talon]

Oh actually. I got a DS

[winter pine]

I think I still have a soft modded Wii around here somewhere

[daring creek]

I got one for Christmas

[arctic talon]

in uh

Middle school

[lament shoal]

My parents aren't abusers to make things clear lol, they're good people

[opaque coyote]

I just checked in

And I see this

[jade holly]

I grew up with:
A PS2, a Wii, a 360 later on and then a PS3, then I got an Xbox One, into a One X, into a Series X

[opaque coyote]

That is wild out of context

[daring creek]

I had only 2 consoles

Wii u and a 3ds

[lament shoal]

I had a therapist as a child cuz I struggled with anger issues back then

[daring creek]

Actually

Wii wiiu and 3ds

[lament shoal]

Grew out of it by middle school

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Xbox 360, 3DS, Wii

And computer

I played Minecraft on a shitty Vista

[jade holly]

Favorite Wii game

GO

Smash Brawl

[opaque coyote]

MegaMan 10

[arctic talon]

Monster Hunter 3U retroactively

Because I never owned a Wii as a kid

Lmao

And never have

💀

[lament shoal]

I only had a DS and its 3D version until I got an xbox in 2017

[jade holly]

Who actually remembers the Rampage games?

[arctic talon]

I did get a Wii U though for dirt cheap in college freshman year lol

[opaque coyote]

Tbf the WiiU just

Sucks in general

[arctic talon]

It was a failure

But also

[opaque coyote]

But hey it has some good games

[arctic talon]

20 bucks for it

• games

Why the fuck not

[jade holly]

Anyone?

[arctic talon]

lol

[daring creek]

Benefits of a failed console

[opaque coyote]

A steal

[opaque coyote]

Except ones that are really bad

Virtual Boy

[arctic talon]

I got to play monster hunter 3U on semi original hardware

lol

[opaque coyote]

Seriously I tried playing it on an emulator

Not on the actual hardware for obvious ressons

[daring creek]

What was even the point?

[opaque coyote]

And even then, the amount of red actually hurt my eyes

VB actually has some good games out of it's small ass catalogue

The problem is that they're on the VB

There's a Wario Land game on there

Absolute banger

[arctic talon]

Curiosity

[opaque coyote]

Couldn't play it for more than 30 minutes

[jade holly]

Speaking of Wario Land

Wario Land Shake it

Amazing game

[opaque coyote]

There was also Teleroboxer

Basically futuristic Punch Out

Surprisingly fun

[arctic talon]

My grandma beat me once really badly before being talked out of it by my mom lol

I’d say i arguably deserved it

💀

Prolly not as bad as I got it

But lol

[opaque coyote]

Every time I got beat, I literally punched back always

[lament shoal]

My first game was new super Mario bros for the DS. Had no idea what super mario was before then. My parents surprised me with the game on Christmas. That began the pipeline lol

[arctic talon]

I’m too deferential lol

[opaque coyote]

It wasn't effective

But I literally didn't learn jack shit

So my parents eventually just stopped after realizing that I learned absolutely nothing

Still love them though

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-super-mario-bros-green-pipe-pipe-gif-17887501648522169143

ba dum tss

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-clapping-ゴールドシップ-gold-ship-ウマ娘-gif-4383783875449894257

Bravo

[crystal forum]

i can only imagine the chants in zack hadel's voice

[high plover]

this is what cherubs are for

[raven stone]

The Creature has infiltrated the server

[rocky gale]

Today's Grotmas story is about Yarick, so prepare for the "Yarick Lives" posts

[vagrant fox]

'And now he’s dead,’' Kryven replied, grimacing. ‘And we’re left with the likes of General Locke.’

Marton smirked, clutching the aquila pendant fastened around his neck.

‘So folks say,’ he said. ‘Some fools say Ghazghkull’s a goner, too. Until I see their corpses, I’ll not believe either claim.'

Haha yeah

[storm jungle]

As i always said, hes not dead lol

mfer's death report is literally as flimsy as an SCP document

[vagrant fox]

GW is just waiting for the right moment to cash in

[storm jungle]

Yep

[vagrant fox]

next up returning is Sigismund for huge dollar values trust

[rocky gale]

Yarick did actually die, but the Black Templars saved him by putting him in a Dreadnought

[storm jungle]

Gyattismund 👎

[storm jungle]

they turned him into a space marine

a fate worse than death

[rocky gale]

Can't wait for General Locke to get a model that has an unnamed servo skull with a glowing red eye on its base

[vagrant fox]

So people can speculate again and make insane theories about Ghazkull and Yarrick?

[abstract vector]

was weird for the lore master saying on stream he died

[storm jungle]

I mean no?

why the fuck would he say hes alive

lol

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1do-HnmJ5Y

[storm jungle]

Goatbitator Ian

🐐

[near wasp]

What you guys don't think GW is dumb enough to kill off yarrick offscreen

[vagrant fox]

I think they like making a lot of money

[storm jungle]

I mean no?

major characters never die in 40k

i legit dont understand how any dingus could think Yarrick is dead

lmao

[sacred bluff]

uh horus and sanguinius

[storm jungle]

We always knew they were gonna die

bad example

bad fan

next

🗣️

[sacred bluff]

Dorn possibly...

[near wasp]

Then where is he and what's he doing

[vagrant fox]

Chillin

[storm jungle]

You say that like Yarrick had any lore for a decade

lmao

[raven stone]

Horus and Sanguinius are the two most likely to stay dead

Note most likely.

[storm jungle]

guy's official "death report" is literally a propaganda paper

[raven stone]

I don’t put it beyond GW to make Bad Decisions (TM)

[storm jungle]

Major characters have never died in 40k and will never do

[near wasp]

How is yarrick being dead propaganda how does saying your warhero died of old age help the war effort

[raven stone]

We get Inquisitor Yarrick come 11th Ed…

[storm jungle]

...

Bro

we got literal IRL history examples

of fake propaganda death news

lol

its so that troops fight harder/get more resolve

[storm jungle]

Awful

[copper patrol]

wasn't there some leak about another war on armagedon

[near wasp]

I mean if anybody would get recruited into the ordo xenos it would be yarrick

[storm jungle]

that already got released

unfortunately it was just space marines

lmao

[copper patrol]

damn there goes my half-joking theory

[storm jungle]

Nah dont worry

theres a new leak saying theres gonna be another armageddon release

which uhhh

ironically isnt that hard to believe

lol

[rocky gale]

Sanguinius is literally alive though

[near wasp]

Armageddon is aptly named

[storm jungle]

my favorite part with the last one was

WARZONE ARMAGEDDON

No Steel Legion

No new minis

Just Krieg / Marines

thanks GW

[sacred bluff]

ghazghull vs angron when

[near wasp]

Never

[storm jungle]

meme lore

kill this guy

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

Yes madam

[sacred bluff]

Gulliman and Yvvraine marriage when?

[storm jungle]

its when i shove my foot up your ass

[queen laurel]

I'm going to feed you to a necron flayed one

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/atomic-cannon-explosion-gif-11933316

perish

[sacred bluff]

i'm watching that video and the shoulder piece on the emperor looks like lion's shield

top right

[copper patrol]

isn't it literally the lions shield or am I remembering that wrong

[sacred bluff]

it might be

[storm jungle]

nah its the Emperor's

its said so in the lore

[copper patrol]

emperor's first then given to the lion though right?

[storm jungle]

he put it in the dryer to make it bigger

[sacred bluff]

makes sense

[dapper gyro]

You seem to like using your foot.

[storm jungle]

🤨

[copper patrol]

like how gorillaman has big e's sword now

[near wasp]

also the plasma psitol that planet had that just so happened to fit the lions hand perfectly

[abstract vector]

A Quinti-

[signal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-coincidence-i-think-not-angry-mad-gif-3431917

[vagrant fox]

Lions forest walk ability can also enlarge or shrink items

[plush mason]

it is, its his petty shield

which is really funny that is actually what those little shields on the shoulder is called

[plush mason]

think he could use it to just walk into the palace on Terra? and if so what would happen

[vagrant fox]

I've no idea how it works so if it ignores all of the wackass wards I suppose he'll just be in the palace with some confused probably momentarily angry custodes

[jade holly]

Well petty is meant to mean small isn’t it?

Petty crimes are usually smaller instances of crime

[valid needle]

Sigismund go chopped in half💀

[storm jungle]

We always knew he was gonna die

oh my god STOP REFERENCING PEOPLE THAT ARE PRE-DESTINED TO DIE

lmao

[valid needle]

Although that was mainly plot armour that caused his death

[storm jungle]

Bad example.

Next.

[valid needle]

Andrej from helsreach, his girlfriend.

[storm jungle]

major characters

notes random ass guardsmen that dont appear anywhere in the wider setting

NEEEEEEEEXT

[valid needle]

Andrej was a major character to me🥹

[sacred bluff]

Loken garviel

[valid needle]

Fuck him.

[storm jungle]

No mini

and no the FW doesnt count, its dogshit

[valid needle]

Idiot should have known not to turn his back on my King Erebus.

Shit idk actually

I don’t even know why Merir Astelan is alive at this point

Despicable mf

Hate that mf

Piece of shit Astelan

[humble shoal]

Creed

[vagrant fox]

No one is allowed to die in the grimdark future if they're mildly important or above

[storm jungle]

Hes not dead

fuck me

shut up lmao

[humble shoal]

He stands?

[wary fulcrum]

Nah, he proves the rule

That shitbird came back from the dead and ruined the heresy

[copper patrol]

Creed is in Break in case of low sales jail

not dead

[storm jungle]

Yes

Dum dum

[humble shoal]

Ah right

[storm jungle]

you bring me gum gum?

[humble shoal]

Trazyn

[storm jungle]

🗿

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

but yeah hes frozen

[humble shoal]

No gum gum from dum dum

[vagrant fox]

RIP Badgit Snazzhammer 😔

He definitely mattered

[humble shoal]

Anyway next guess: ambiguously dead yarrick

[winter pine]

I love that ork players were genuinely more upset over potentially off-screen'd Yarrick than Imperium fans

[storm jungle]

They werent that upset

imperium fans just projected to ghazghull

who in reality wouldnt give a single shit

people really forget how goldfish brained Ghaz' focus is lmao

he focuses on one rival then moves onto the next instantly

[valid needle]

Nah gaz will go off his nut, trust.

[humble shoal]

Gaz doesnt have a nut

Hes a screws guy

[valid needle]

Retro slop upon ye for that.

[humble shoal]

Why did they censor sanguinius' skinned corpse

[valid needle]

And why are dead dark angels under the floor boards

[vagrant fox]

that's the gay bar

[spring cairn]

horus the ogryn

[humble shoal]

Hogryn lupuscowl

[valid needle]

Ay we let you in to the rock on the promise you wouldn’t bring it up in front of the non initiated.

[valid needle]

Whorus SuperCock

[humble shoal]

Why is his skin white?

[winter pine]

why didn't the emperor just teleport up some ogryns to pelt horus with rocks? is he stupid?

[valid needle]

Eyebrows on fleek

[valid needle]

It’s not.

[sacred bluff]

uhm actually
Ghazghull would care cause yarrick gave him good fight and was his best enemy

[abstract vector]

He has the face of a Shonen Mentor