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Is it bad that words like sigma rizz skibidi pop in my mind even tho I don't watch brainrot
Do I have radiation poisoning
yes
Lmfao
Dilara whats wrong with you vro
I wasn't even talking to you and you pull out a shotgun
I can ask the same to you weirdo π
Im not a weirdo you are
for one day can you say something that isnt braindead
It's not as common but is shows up sometimes
SKIDIBI SIGMA RIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
OHIO
You're a discord mod + a warhammer fan so like
FANUM TAX
Pot calling the kettle black
its only used in like 3e era lore
π
so I don't blame you
GW stopped using it
is that really when
Look at the way you talk before accusing me of anything freak π
π¬
πΏ
Missus being their weird self again I see
Time to take my Adderall
adhd to adhd communication
((i actually have adhd))
My adderall pills have a different color now for some reason
Pretty sure they were orange
No wsit
I have awful memory holyshit
But they weren't light blue like this on my last refill
Im not weird
I say normal everyday things you people don't
What should I eat for breakfast
ham
Sausage
you can't just say "be normal" she's got a brain like
normal is clearly off the table
That's hairy...
overnight oats
Oh thats cool asf actually
Accurate.
mushrooms are evil, I don't trust that brain
mushrooms are nice, i like to eat them
π
oh that was the trump cameo huh
i hate that you can tell just from the hair and posture
i have nothing against home alone except that i think that it was fundamentally immoral to make it
child actors is child labor it fucks them up
Oh.
Child actor yeah
Mhm
Pretty sure the kid from diary of a wimpy kid ended up murdering his grandma then turned himself in
To give an example
a child should never be in the position of main breadwinner for the family it's beyond fucked
Some of the child actors do good in life.
sometimes yeah, they're beating the odds though
Like, we do need younger actors for some younger audience.
You can't just use 18 years old adult to play 12 years old forever.
it's not even like it's a secret, "former child actor being seriously fucked up" has been the punchline to jokes for decades
It is also creepy as fuck.
That didnt happen, are you insane lol
He literally just went to make music
Don't worry, Missus is communicating with us from a parallel universe.
that Star Wars kid got mad fucked up
she's posting from the universe where nelson mandela died in the 80s or whatever
all that for a slop franchise
He died for over 10 years now... That one doesn't work anymore.
there i fixed it
Unless he is still alive in your universe...
yeah the reason the 40k lore chat is so insane is because everyone here posts from a different timeline
cigarettes are actually healthy in my universe it's fucked up
If we are insane, then what is zealot and gen chat?
Perverted and racist respectively
that explains much of 40k lore channels on youtube
deep underneath the everglades, there's a layer of really weird bacterial slop known as duck puke, that's them
My social battery is on saving mode... can't make sense of anything.
What
I have parties tonight, have to focus.
a friend of mine grew up in florida, told me this one time when we were kids. never actually looked it up until now, can't find any reference to it
Amazing memory
Sounds like when my aussie friend would just make up things about Australia
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this dude has been involved in a lot
Pirinen is a legend among the wargaming circles
Very happy that I've had the chance to meet him multiple times now
kinda wish i liked trench crusade
Seems very neat, I can't really get into it
Should i do a luke skywalker reference
Trench Crusade is young, so I hope I manage to get more interested in it, but atm as much as I love a lot of the design, other stuff is just edge for edge
Give it 5-10 years to ripen
It was Ryan Grantham, the one who played Rodney James.
But yeah it wasn't the main character. But he did kill his mother.
Im sneezing so much

Girl stop giving me brain damage
She doesn't have much brain left dilara
If you want me to stop saying braindead shit. Stop knocking my skull around!
For some reason I feel hot white
Get meds.
I literally took my meds this morning
Get more meds
possibly in michigan
basalt nether biome (the mid west)
Oh hey my hometown
looks like copenhagen to me
Why can't balatro give me the planet cards I want
I need to find Local Thunk.
heh it looks like it says penis
where is the I?
penus.
brain-damage counter rising by the hour
I know it's hard having an objectively inferior mind, Dilara. You just don't get it.
Shut up π
where is the p
there
I'm gonna shoot jimbo in the face when I see him π
Jester found dead in detriot
This game has communism in it what the fuck
Why not π¬
I wish Balatro had microtransactions
subtelty is for cowards
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i still haven't watched it yet urgh
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Hunter groups:
Oy we found something strange we don't understand, grab a bat or something an lets beat them up
if big D knows about werewolves maybe he knows about that
The best Hunter conspiracy is the Neighboor watch π
... I mean I liked hunter the reckoning for the Xbox...
Tbf, the 2 Vamp Blood Line weren't the worst
What why am I being pointed at
Ehhhh
The Schaffer music at least bops but that's all I've confirmed
No
Reminder that after composing most of that he was dropped off the project btw

Does Hunter: The Parenting require an understanding of vampire, the masquerade
I wouldn't think so
No it is still enjoyable if you don't know it
Yes
but only if you wanna get references and terms
otherwise if you wanna go in blind and not know anything the family does a good job of explaining most of it
theres an entire episode dedicated to shit like ghouls etc
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He posted on Insta that 10 or so of his songs made it into the game in the end
Out of however many idk
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ngl garou should be a soyjak
they are the wyrms strongest soldiers whether they wanted to or not
oh shit SCP illustrated mentioned
I don't necessarily disagree about the garou
Watch it you'll be fine if you don't know anything I didn't in the beginning
yes but only for references/knowing stuff ahead of time
the greatest enemy of the Garou are the Garou
Whats the meme, 0 protecting gaia, 0 restoring order, 7 unnecessary genocides
Garou stay winning
Tbf, most of the factions you can really play as are fucking stupid
Garou are good in theory
In what theory 
In practice though they just kill average working class people because they work under daemon infested middle management
In the theory that they are fighting to protect gaia
in theory they're stopping the world from ending
in practice
they're goring some 9-5 worker whos boss is a fomori
Gore some random bozo to honour gaia
One day I'll read it properly
is there a reason why some psykers cover their eyes
dont they need to see the target to use the magic?
Itβs all good
Alot of psyker are astro paths as well and the binding ritual to big e generally burns out there eyes
No need to see when you can do magic
πͺ
Thereβs a bit more depth that allows you to expand on your own vibes
It could be because theyβre genuinely blind, or that their eyes are considered holy, you can play with your own head canon theory if you really wanted
Yeah magic in 40k has no hard-set rules so lol
Also it keeps fucking me up that navigators don't count as psykers
They arent really mages so it checks out
It keeps messing up my gear in rt
Oh cool got a neat psyker sword I'll put that on cassia.... Oh yeah she doesn't get bonuses from it
Just put anything on her and she'll stomp any encounter you throw at the party
Lidless stare goes hard
I don't mind it as she is by leaps and bounds best girl, but it's harder to build characters such as Cassia and Argenta to not trivialize encounters as they're just so strong by default
Blessed Bolter Casing build being absolutely disgusting, but stupidly easy to build into
Would humanity have been better off if the imperium never existed?
Or does humanity need the unity the imperium gives to survive
no lmao
I think they wouldve been better off without
Yeah humanity would find a way to survive still
we are like cockroaches
also the galaxy is kinda huge
really the only threat of total destruction is nids
Without the imperium there prob would be more friendly aliens too, that arent designed to be killing machines like whats left in 40k
Huge parts of humanity could of been manipulated by chaos but up until the great crusade even chaos cults weren't as bad as they are now
Maybe they couldve had a star trek type scenario
The imperium fanned the flames of the cults and now they are bad
humanity would have probably been fine
would it have been better idk, would it have survived, absolutely
But there were civilizations that are way better
and civilizations that were worse
Prob would have been more innovation
Also another fantastic point I saw someone make once
Humanity literally had no reason to go full genocide for the Great Crusade and could have literally taken the exact same approach as the Tau lol
the Emperor literally just wanted to be space-hitler

"surely making no allies will not bite me in the ass"
Man we were having that argument once in theorychat, and this space marine pfp guy was like
"What use is their for allies lol"
π
ngl
I mean I am pretty sure that is literally the emperors logic
its still so funny how the Aranthus Star empire Necromunda got forcibly integrated
Imperium sends delegates
necromunda says "fuck off, don't enter our space again, if you want you can join us otherwise leave us alone"
Imperium response is to send the entire imperial fists Legion + large chunks of the army and navy to genocide Aranthus
Imperium does so leaving only Necromunda standing
And then starts fucking with Aranthus's warpgates they use for FTL
then they summon horrifying warp creatures
outstanding move from the God emperor himself
tbh
The Aranthus did kill an imperium ship but that was after they ignored the warning signs and tampered with their shit
lol
The imperiums response to go straight to genocide is hilarious
But we should remember the Horusy Heresy was a real tragedy #RIPsanguinius
Sangy was the only good thing the empire produced
Definitely the funniest thing
I do want more Aranthus incidents in 30k
honestly the Imperium sparing the ruling nobles of Araneus is even funnier
like yeah we killed 99% of your population but we'll let you live
can't even pretend to be fair
sorry whoops
messed up the name
empire was Araenus
ruling family was aranthus

anyways this guy looks like he's that old tbh
I do wonder if they always looked that way aesthetically
or if they picked up this aesthetic after the imperium almost killed them all
I liked what I think was art of the Interex's aesthetic, not sure if it was official GW material
Tastefully exposed sides
Doesn't look like very standard gothic Imperial fashion to me but it could be
Virgin-Killer Sweater
emperor is actually just as psyker dwarf pretending to be tall
he has a book
and xenos as a whole were in it
emperor post unification wars
the real reason the dunda warriors were killed
one of them made fun of the emperor's favorite color
(gold)
my opinion about uhh, new space marine 2 faces
Fatshark using this as the Lord Moebian

oh looks like vt is giving out the fancy bh outfit
The hunt parenting is fucking hilarious holyshit
Stupidest fucking plot twist
Oh
My guy is just in the fucking sky on DMT
who
A common side effect of Ayahuasca is vomitting and diarrhea.
Hes too suave to do that
no
Yes.
nobody is gonna shit themselves
They're gonna go to war on the toilet though
the fuck did i just stumble on
Cute Ork Stompa
Ork/kawai/Space Marine Astartes/warhammer40k/chaos gods/ultramarines/grimdark painting/lore...
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He already has one of the deranged symptoms I think. Mf pulled out a sword on kitten π
Seeing he called landlords parasites I think I may have an idea of what ideology he subscribes to π
Oh good heavens
I love his voice.
d is insane
He is AWESOME
I have his plush
i will duel you
I hate you
i wish i had the kevin one
This group isn't at all related to Warhammer abriged yeah?
The animation really reminds me of that series
mhm
Aside from being the skeleton of certain characters, yeah nah they're fresh characters
its what they did after gw had there fit
door is dorn
same goddamn channel
kitten is kitten, karkus is magnus
I fucking knew it man
now continue watching
fuck you now I won't!!
The golden goose crew lines up
Big D = is kind of the emperor not really at all
Markus = Magnus
Door = dorn
Boy = Boy
Kitten = kitten
lol
Krakus is some random fucking dude lol
Who digs holes
lol
now that i saw that i cant unsee it
The hunter plot itself loosely resembles that of 30k as well lol
I wouldn't say so
It literally does. D having multiple sons, Markus being too curious about magic stuff and D being reluctant to tell him everything, D's favorite son being named "Horse," (Horus) and said horse not actually being a real horse, the list goes on
Yes and that's reflected in the plot like I explained
I didn't just list off the names of characters
It's not about the family internally civil waring tho
Thats why I said it loosely resembles 30k
I never said it was an exact copy
Obviously not every detail is the same
I honestly do not see it at all
Like characters and a few of there traits are similar but like none of that actual story points
D's refusal to tell Markus everything for fear that it will corrupt him, that's literally what the emperor did with the primarchs
Yeah I guess
Also the implication that D will either die or suffer a debilitating injury by the end of the show, like the emperor did. And Horse keeping his true nature a secret, like how Horus hid the fact that he was a traitor until he decided to attack the imperium
Ok that prophecy has a few different outcomes
We honestly do not know how it will play out
But yeah maybe but Alfa could be red herring us
I'm not talking about the Horse's prophesy in regard to D's possible death. You can see him lying on the ground and bleeding in the credits
I felt the same way when I realized it was him lmao
It'll be fine d is probably a mummy
The hunter series is fucking funny
I still miss TTS though
But I admit
Still funny
Dilara is gonna laser me for this

Also TTS exaggerates most of its characters (obviously)
Except Dorn. He's uh
He's exactly the same as the books
Door is the best
Yes
i agree lol
Had to
bullshit dorn doesnt want to go fast
in the books
She'll see
I watched tts for the first time back when I got into 40k, in September of 2024
and she'll kill you.
Loved it
he sorta freaky though
Since y'know it's used in a serious manner
True
But there's a reason why he has like
Two famous moments.
And they're primarily about how serious he is
He's so serious it loops back around to being funny
reminds me I gotta rewatch hunter the parenting
I'm watching it rn
last I watched was the kevin interview
Like good god man, even Konrad smiles more than Dorn in canon

TTS (and by extension Hunter: The Parenting) didn't have to change a thing
Honestly a based episode
Literally just the context
Anyways, I refuse to say that Primarchs are like marvel characters.
There's no spiderman equivalent
He's just a very traumatized man
AKA "WHY DO THE WRITERS TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?"
yeah there is, angrymon
but he's also a dick
so maybe he deserves it
Nah.
Angron's tragedies are literally caused by himself most of the time
Besides the nails and his dad kidnapping him
Yeah since with getting nailed. It's like learning you have a condition
Just much worse
It's like learning you have rabies or something idk
It sucks but you literally can't do anything about it
Him being kidnapped by the Emperor
...
Yeah that definitely started the path
The emperor should of killed angron on the operating table and said whelp I tried
Like I can imagine if the Emperor spared like 10 minutes and helped Angron against the High Riders.
He'd still be an angry homicidal dick. But he wouldn't tell his sons to kill themselves.
D sounds like the the physical embodiment of the voices in my head
Jesus christ
lmfao
Like I am convinced that permanently put him on the path to damnation
(Various internal monologues)*
And that was the Emperor's first mistake with angeon
The second is this
Regularly off his fucking rockers
Honestly
Way better Emperor than the Emperor

Jk
Still more consistent though
Seriously, I think that's my main criticism for like
The entire setting
Tbf it's partially because well many different writers
Decades
Etc.
But the Emperor is inconsistent as fuck
Yeahhh
He's less a character more a plot device
Yeah
Yeah, but even then that could've been written better
Speakin o writing I need to write my own shit.
I think the general character is fine.
A Dickhead Reddit Tier Atheist with Godlike powers
But I think the worst part is that he's characterized as pragmatic.
And yet does things that are objectively not pragmatic.
So what a redditor thinks they are
I'm mostly assuming he is insane
Still though, you'd think somebody who supposedly has infinite knowledge would think better
from some sort of immortality
True, but even that doesn't really excuse how dumb he is at times.
or he diablerized the methuselah of the crazy vamps somehow
Especially since his emotional level is also inconsistent
forget the clan name
Malkiavian and no
He apparently loves Horus?
Enough to get rid of the bits of humanity he had left.
Definitely not
oh yeah it was lasombra
D is very human
But at the same time.
He's already inhuman enough to do shit like casually offering Magnus to come back.
All he has to do is massacre all of his sons.
Like bro
Y'all started crossing wires
or he got fucked up by the antideluvian of the malkavian
Of course Magnus would say no
like the rest of the middle east
A psychopath would comprehend that

My theory is d is a mummy
It's actually his dick
or he could be a changeling
Ok ok you got me
I don't know anything about changelings
they got a ttrpg as well
I know that the space race caused them to come back into existence
Changling the dreaming innit
Isn't that the one where you play a human cursed by a changling
you play a human turned into a changeling by the fae
Ah
basically a human toy for the fae that was discarded
Oof
and they modified you
I'm assuming immortality of a kind could be a side effect
and sorta explains the bullshit
I mean he could just be crazy
since fae are basically chaos gods
Honestly I think the story is funnier if he's just straight up crazy for a mundane reason
yeah with all of the vampire shit I could see him being touched by the antideluvian of the malkavians who is known to make everyone turbo insane
this is also true
How much of the black legion comes from the sons of horus?
If I had to guess maybe 20ish percent after the retreating chaos legions kicked their ass and blamed them for losing the siege
Abaddon also put any that didn't join the Black Legion to the sword too
I genuinely want to try E33, but damn the AI accusation sucks
Sadly its confirmed not an accusation. However, it really wasn't THAT much as far as im concerned. Still a very shitty thing to hide
If it's still World of Darkness time I have to give credit to whoever wrote Wraith: The Oblivion
Only ttrpg too grim for me to ever consider playing
Yeaaaaaaaah, was it something like trailer assets or something?
oof
deserved
Id still recommend the game (I just bought it recently)
Was thinking of pirating it tbh
valid
But I also have like another RPG to run through
Metaphor
And also Chrono Trigger, but I havent touched that in years
My mom is so unbelievably fucking racist holy shit
Racist parents are the worst
Literally said puerto rican and domican are the same thing
like

fym "next to eachother" bruh its a whole seperate island π
I mean if you're willing to go that far be ready to say Haitians and Dominicans are the same

Cuba, Jamica
Would you guys say every faction in 40K has some sort of horror attached to it?
Huh maps are pretty cool
just started playing space marines 2 and i have to say....their bolter sounds super weak sauce
Yes
yes
What kind of horror does Orkz encompass?
Total bloodthirst and need to destroy
Realization, these guys are squaring up to you with crude technology and keep attacking no matter how much you shoot them but it isn't even that
It's how hard they are to kill and surprisingly how hard they are to narrow down
Sure some of them will just keep coming at you the normal way keep charging until they get to you
but some of them can think exploit your weaknesses
they are random that's what they are
Honestly I feel like the horror stuff got put on a backseat to the action stuff
Reminds me of guillimans primarch book
Give me a horror movie about Admech going into a tomb world and a flayer virus outbreak happens
They torture people for fun
the worst they have done is the human farms
When the Ultramarines invade the world and beat the orks, one of them notes how easy it all was and then boom the sudden realisation that it was a trap and the bulk of the orks were encircling the ultramarines for a full scale attack in which the UM are completely overwhelmed
Not necessarily like Dark Eldar, but they do shoot your family in front of you because the way you scream is funny to them
Also yeah they sometimes use human farms
For food
but you're lucky it's usually over quick
They usually don't have the patience to do that horrific thing and just kill you
Id imagine the lucky ones are the guard that are actively fighting the orks
The unlucky ones are probably civvies that werent prepped for fighting in any way
True
But the fact it can happen still means any ork WAAAGH has that torture potential
Idk whatβs more horrific: Flayed ones or the warp
I once saw someone say orks arenβt evil because they just like a fight
Bruh
They're definitely evil
Even Tyranids, arguably the least evil, still use "cat playing" techniques to widdle down planetary defenses
See Lictors, Genestealers
they are built for war but like i've seen species in fiction who evolved to fight have more respect to other life than they have
Tyranids are sentient and capable of thought, meaning they choose to destroy and eat meaning they are evil.
Mhmm, something I kinda hate because I do like the idea that the Tyranid mindset is just simple and primative
Not so much "Errgh, Blood Angels ANGER us" shit
Yeah but itβs like world eaters they were built for war more than most marines but it doesnβt make them any less evil imperials.
Exactly they have the capacity for learning and the lore of them needing to fight to live isn't even a thing anymore where they get fat if they don't do so
So they don't even have an active reason to fight they just do this because it's fun to them
to them war is just what it's supposed to be war
And before people even bring up the fact that the more they fight the more they get bigger in the more they get stronger
Yeah of course but you know that's just the effect of their WWWAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH, they can easily repurpose that to grow from other sources but they instead choose to wage more war
Also seen they confirmed eldar are one of the 4 factions in dow4
My buddy is gonna cream himself when I tell him
(Heβs an Eldar player)
like it's just the respect of other orcs if they somehow reformat themselves into being able to get that respect into other productive things they would be a pretty good society
but nope they want war
I think a lot of the stuff like oh nids are just dumb and hungry and orks are just dumb and like fights is down to just humans believing aliens are stupid and canβt think
Seeing aliens as just animals
Yeah The thing is I always approach everything from an angle i am a reader so i need understand it from the POV of a character
What would I realize on their shoes
also to be honest it has the three quintessential strategy game warhammer 40K factions
Ork, Marines and Eldar
Admittedly I lowkey thought the same of orks myself like they were just dumb brutes until I read guillimans book and realised these mfs just outsmarted and trapped guillimanπ
A lot of Primarchs I wouldnβt be surprised but guilliman
Yeah it's because of the fact that most of them are just that simple dumb brutes
so when you fight the ones that decided to make their own mold
you get surprised and immediately lose
Isnβt Ghaz one of the most terrifying and dangerous leaders in 40K too?
Yeah ghaz can throw hands
how large is Ghaz?
Big gaz doesnβt fuck about
yeah he like the size of a dreadnought
If yarrick is really dead, gaz is going to lose his shit.
Yarrick is just under quantum superpostion until they decide to re release steel legion
Ghazghull βKrump βem allβ Thraka 
He does actually have a middle name
Mag Urak or something like that?
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
I pity the dude who does manage to kill him because he now has gaz after his ass
Yes
his other title is the Iron Ork i'm pretty sure
Is it possible for Ghaz to reach Kork levels of strength and intellect?
I'd say its a little on the nose but like
he's very close
She isn't relevant anymore so nobody notices it
Considering it took me this long to realize that?
Weβll never get another Ork like the Beast though will we?
after deep searching this is a fan name but his heart is a literal engine
so honestly i'm pretty sure he hits the bill now
Isnt that claw a bit like the emperors
Is Guilliman considered the leader of the Imperium right now?
Yes
Although being a primarch isnβt why. Itβs because he is the Lord Regent (malcadors old job)
But we will see if now that the Lion is back whether they will clash over this.
What would the free for all look like if we pit all the leaders of each faction (or as close as we can get to a leader) against each other?
Cause idk anything about Eldar
It depends
Do those dumb elves have any leader
With or without their factions?
Only the leaders themselves
Iβm not sure honestly
Ghaz, guilliman and the necron leader will be interesting definitely
that would be sick
Also yes I recognize Szarekh as the true Necron leader
But Imotekh is fucking sick as Hell too
imotekh is badass as shit
yeah he got banged up pretty bad so
I do think canonically Imotekh has the hardest time fighting Orkz
He is literally a manifestation of an engine of war now
Heβs such a pure logical tactician and strategist he has trouble adjusting to the brute force and randomness of Orkz
Does Ghaz use Blood Axes at all?
yes
He probably does use Kommandos from time to time yeah
don't let his goff heritage fool you
Imagine a completely unified Ork army with all the clans under Ghaz
That would be terrifying as shit
he wants to unite every clan that includes the blood axes
Speed freaks as the cavalry
and he actually uses his brain
He's trying to
Blood axes as Specialists
Beast snaggas as misc units
Bad Moonz being the main firepower
he's not some goff that you can just
expect to beat you in the head
he's going to beat you in the head while dismantling your army behind you
Abbadon vs guilliman would be cool
Hes not Grimgor Ironhide
Isnβt there a group of humans that act like Orks in Ork territories?
Since technically is he not the leader of chaos forces right now?
Digganobz, I dont know if they're still canon anymore
He has the potential to be the next Horus from my understanding
But idk if heβs actively trying to rally all the chaos chapters or not
For one, heβd need to somehow get Morty, Magnus, Angron and Fulgrim all on the same page
Good fucking luck with that

Hell good luck rallying Ahriman, Lucius, Kharn and Typhus
He is already
Digganobz but they are from very old lore and the guys are called Diggaz
so you can understand why they are not
Yeahβ¦
What sort of firepower does Ghaz got on him?
Iβm gonna assume the answer is yes
Mork's Roar
the cannon on his right arm
The Roar of Mork, his quad-barreled machine gun, and his Hand of Gork or whatever for his left arm
Wait Ghaz has free teleportation to just anywhere he wants?
orks have teleportation but no his armor doesn't have teleportation capabilities
Doesnβt he have some weird thing with Gork and Mork?
he's the prophet but he doesn't have psychic powers
your thinking of Weirdboyz
No I mean donβt they plop him wherever they need/want him to be or am I just insane?
no he doesn't have that ability
Alright
Yeah..
i think it will be a big bombshell and the season will end with a cliffhanger
because a second season is already confirmed
like how severance season 1 ended
Episode of what
Pluribus
Is that show good?
New episode will be on the 24th actually
Oh.
lmfao
She looks so cute
Christ thats photo realistic painting
EPISODE 8 SPOILERS SORRY
||Zosia is gonna turn rogue soon. Just notice the stare and the open use of the word "I".The reason why they're opposed to using the word "I" is because it breaks the unity. Carol triggered their world wide seizure because she was causing conflict. And conflict divides the world. Also. Its learning. Its learning how to make carol happy. By digging into her memories(or well others) to make her feel good. It's likely to make her less reluctant to joining them. ||
||They were definitely watching her when they abandoned her. The phone call was just so she can communicate with them. They were definitely watching an analyzing her the entire time. In the second or first episode they literally said they had a drone a gazillion miles above her...then moved it away, Likely being truthful about that part, but they still bought it back. Shit there could be cameras in her house and she doesn't even know- there's 100% cameras because what if she hurt herself? ||
||THEY have shone a few times they'll go against the non assimilated persons when they put their own lives in danger. ||
Oh
I'm gonna start editting my story soon
What do you guys think I should do
funny to me that orks spell it the same way the boers did
The Boers? Who're they?
some of the biggest shitheads in history, popular with some of the other biggest shitheads in history
IIRC Nickname for South African White Settlers.
African Colonial Period and up to WWII?
dutch colonist in africa
yeah something like that
anyway it was their nickname for themselves
Yeeeesh
they believed very firmly in their own right to be free and to roam the plains as they pleased
these guys?
they very firmly did not believe in anyone originally from the continent of africa's right to be free
yeah those guys
Thats a nasty way of thinking about others, Christ
the boer wars were a real clown fiesta, classic no good guys scenario but at least the brits had abolished slavery
they're gone now thankfully, but some white south africans are tryna reclaim the title, which is a red flag visible from the moon
Lorgar and Perturabo too but really Primarchs will never follow any marines but Iβd say the chaos Primarchs are absent enough that Abbadon is able to be de facto top boy.
Power vacuum if you will
Whilst they arenβt there, Abbadon plays king
The god specific daemon Primarchs are easier than Lorgar or Peter Turbo, because their will is not completely their own
Theyβre daemons now, they can be bent to Abaddonβs will
Eh
I mean Abbadon thinks he is in control
Same mistake Horus made thinking he was in charge of the daemons and the gods.
Daemons have different rules
They simultaneously become more power than humans, and kind of weaker than humans, as someone who knows the rules can manipulate them.
Furthermore, if Tzeentch wants Magnus to help Abaddon, Magnus is helping Abaddon, he gets no real choice in the matter.
Pretty sure if Abbadon could control Lorgar he'd have been fighting in the Black Crusades for the last 10 thousand years, rather than praying on Sicarus in isolation
Lorgar and Perturabo are different like, thereβs no one god to direct them
Yea I realised after saying it I'd misread what you wrote
I thought you were saying he could control Lorgar and Pert more
if the leaks are true then Peter will be heading towards Vashtorr
which would make sense corporate'ly for tabletop reasons
also how the scouring will have perturabo in the spot light me thinks
wouldn't mind it tbh
Vashtorr is definitely getting a lot of attention lately
Iron, Iron, Iron
Plus remember the Dark Admech got models for Legion Imperialis
MAYBE they can port them to 40k and legally allow some 30k models to 40k again
unless they're willing to make new ranges
Also the world in the short story being called Oleadros Delphos
Oleadros being similar to Olethros ancient greek for "Ruin" and Delphos the site of the Oracle of Delphi, what does an oracle do? see the future. What does the future do? Encroach
Encroaching Ruin

Medrengardβs Sun is black too
I think i should start reading multiple warhammer books. Like switching between two
Makes it more entertaining
I atleast get some neat story telling whilst in the other book space marines are continually sucking their own cock
Like vro lets fucking go already
one of the girlfriends is running a star trek ttrpg, so i've been watching episodes of tng and reading the rulebook and man that shit is making me weepy
why does this have to be the reality where chuds think 40k is aspirational rather than trek
guess they wouldn't be chuds if they believed in idic
One for the girlfriends ?
utopian futures are so glaringly impossible that none can find them aspirational sadly
they are pure escapism born mainly from a time of ignorant hope for the future
I find more horrendous futures more likely
Like dune
Not at all aspirational, but this is what we oft turn into in the end
one of the things that makes Dune stand out is the fact its a dystopian future from a time when utopia was far more common
Herbert was too real for his time
Mostly Alot of the times Utopias that were promised usually end up badly and always the βtheres a catch for paradiseβ mentality
which came about as the outlook for the future change
back when star trek got started the idea was of true utopia
Star Trek atleast tried not to be edgy and made a possible true Utopia
Something that Works and Against Human Nature
forgot to mention alot of Human History had promises of Utopia and end up failing. HOWEVER theres nothing stopping us to try some kind of paradise
As long as it doesnt turn into well bloodshed

which it always does
I will lead humanity to greatness, trust.
in large part because few can agree on what a utopia is and as always minor disagreements in a vision for the future lead to bloody conflict
a specie predisposed to violence isolationism tribalism and individualism as we humans are is likely doomed to never reach any form of lasting unity and peace
even in star trek it took the near extinction by the hands of super humans and saving by aliens to shock humans into the more peaceful version we see
Basically yeah
utopianism is impossible
maybe if enough of us believe in god he'll start to exist and make humanity get along
or she!
or they!
or xe!
I can be trusted with nuclear missile codes.
It's like the Voltaire quote "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him"
I think we should go back to the initial plan for the nuclear codes
The massive floppy disks?
Implant them in the body of someone and if you want to shoot a Nuke you have to gut them open to get the codes
i am now imagining the nuclear football as being nothing but one big floppy disk that fills up the whole briefcase lmao
ofc they did
I say every country in the world should keep their nuclear codes on giant floppy disks, then each keep them in their own massive library archive filled with tens of thousands of floppy disks and there is only one librarian in archive who knows which one has the codes.
and to be frank the more hoops one has to jump though and the more redundancies in the system for using the nuclear codes the better
make that shit a gauntlet of DMVs
Didn't we almost get nuked by cuba
the USSR technically
it was in response to NATO putting nuclear launch sites in Turkey
Oh yea make it 8 librarians, who each know a different piece of where it's stored, so one knows that it's in row B, the other that it's in Aisle 9, the other in Section 48 etc etc and you need all the Librarians to find it
and each librarian has a different method of getting the information from them
Librarian 7 must be beaten in a 1v1 quick scoping duel on MW2 Rust
Easy
seems like a lot of effort
Just have el presidente carry a piece of paper with the code
Just randomly remembered the historical whipping boys, where like the crown prince of a nation couldn't be punished for misbehaving, so they would raise him with a companion of the same age and the two of them would become best friends and anytime the Prince did anything that required punishment, he'd be made to watch his friend be punished instead.
yeah what a fucked up system
and they wondered why their sons kept getting worse at leading
I ate em so you are going to have to open me up
no trust me i could pull it off just give me nuclear capabilites
trust
Na just give me 20 legions comprised of thousands of genetical enhanced super soldiers and I'll create Utopia
Made with naturally sourced children, of course
Yeah but if I was in charge I would actually create utopia
The idea is that going out to create an utopia will lead to a dystopia.
Hence, with your support, I plan on going out to create a dystopia
And we will see if it end up as an utopia
Yeah, but if I was the one in charge I would actually create utopia
At least for some people 
So you mean our modern world
Well no, because "some people" will include me
lol
No
Give me mind control abilities so I can know my oppositions thoughts and opinions and I will act accordingly
I must cleanse the population of individuals who dare think negatively of me
Many may perish. But its for the greater good.
No it's not dissenters hold back our ideal society. I'm not hunting people based off their race I'm hunting people based off their ideas. Massive difference
The ideal society is me being at the peak of power. With that. I will restore power to the proletariat
That's literally still facism


Shut up dimwit

Dissenters....
I approve of cat gifs though
Ah fuck the urge to send that yakub video possesses me every time I see it
But I just know my ass will get sent away if I do
Well duh. How else am I going to concentrate absolute power entirely within my control
so is dimwit lower than nimrod?
what is the insult ranking
lesbian polycule, you should try it some time
Nimrod is literally not even an insult
its a master hunter lol
dimwit is someone with dim wit if you can believe it
loser mentality, even if we can't get as perfect of a future as star trek we should not let perfect be the enemy of good
Nimrod album by greenday? Omg
we may not get it THAT good, but it'll definitely be better than if we just give up and let capitalists run everything
this is a trick the elites don't want you to know, but if you speak with a british accent you can use any word as an insult
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Me when bugs bunny warps the meaning and destroys the existence of a legendary figure
get fucked Mesopotamians
"Hey wanna f*g?"
yeah bud?

I think the usage of it for that context decreased for obvious reasons but it's still present.
Although tbf in general cigarette smoking is decreasing
Replaced with Vapes

That word in duke nukem!!!
But still better ish than before
I had friends from Australia so there favorite word has because one of my common swear words
cigs are treated like enemy number one in ingerland, shits tariffed to the gills
Skin cancer is better than brain cancer in terms of your chances of living and not suffering
But it's still an improvement
Exactly
Vapes still cause the bad effects of Cigarettes
Just in a slower manner and slightly better for your lungs
i always buy as many cigs as i can on the flight over there so i dont have to pay 15 fuckin quid for a pack
And I'm positive it can still contribute to brain cancer since its literally nicotine
It contributes to cancer in general, but mainly lung for
Obvious reasons
a friend of mine recently tried to cut down on smoking a bit just to see if he could
after about two weeks he looked at his bank account and was like "ah, ok i'm gonna quit entirely"
yeah
Cigs expensive as fuck
$$$$$$

the taxes on them are like 70% of the cost kek
Not possible, skill issues on my part.
Bigger relationship are also not something I have the bandwidth for.
But congratulations.
But yeah, the price is definitely a deterrent
Might honestly be why less ppl smoke tbh
Since we have less than before
Heeep
I forgot if Vapes have similar restrictions
They do
ah it's not as much work as it sounds, like yeah there's more going on but we also get to share the burdens around
My grandmas new ports cost 15 a pack.
Those shits were smaller than a pack of cards dude.

It allows people with the means to shorten their lifespan to the average of people who don't
I like cabbage
Yeah so basically a silver lining to the economy currently one step away from a recession along with the AI bubble.
Is that more people won't do drugs!
Because they can't fucking afford i-
I like cabbage
The funny kind not the eating kind
Oh I like the eating kind
Cabbage patch kids
Cabbage is good
I am neutral towards cabbage.
It's like Tofu. It's better as a healthy vector for flavors rather than the taste by itself.
I was with a girl at some point who introduced me into swinging.
It was nice, but still energy consuming.
Still not possible for the lesbian polycule due to being a dude.
i did not know cabbage could play jazz
cabbage is so good brother
does it do blues too
Cabbage is great
For some reason I wanna play mouth washing
You know what
isnt swinging just an open relationship
Eat it as a salad
That is specifically not what I asked for
Eat it as a pickle
stuffed cabbage is gods apology to our species
thank you google AI π
Omg the goop :3
Again, I think it's like Tofu.
Mid by itself, but I doubt people actually just eat raw ass cabbage by default.
It's clear my innuendo was not understood or intentionally ignored
well swinging is something very different to be fair. as for that last part, well i won't say it.
There's cabbage and cabbage.
Nappa is so much better than green cabbages
And it can be delicious.
True
are brussel sprouts a type of cabbage
This is absolutely frying me why
Eugh
they're like mini cabbage but also taste horrible
Brussel sprouts are great you just suck at making them
There's a reason why every american cartoon has every kid be disgusted by the mini cabbage
It's like a cabbage bud
i am reliably informed that depends on the cultivar
No, open relation ships are you doing things on your own, even if the other person does it too.
Swinging is going both to some places and meeting other couples or groups.
