#40k-lore-chat

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lament sorrel
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Never seen it used before

daring creek
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Is it bad that words like sigma rizz skibidi pop in my mind even tho I don't watch brainrot

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Do I have radiation poisoning

storm jungle
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Shut the fuck up

vagrant fox
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yes

daring creek
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Lmfao

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Dilara whats wrong with you vro

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I wasn't even talking to you and you pull out a shotgun

storm jungle
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I can ask the same to you weirdo πŸ’€

daring creek
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Im not a weirdo you are

storm jungle
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for one day can you say something that isnt braindead

vagrant fox
opaque coyote
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OHIO

daring creek
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You're a discord mod + a warhammer fan so like

opaque coyote
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FANUM TAX

daring creek
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Pot calling the kettle black

arctic talon
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πŸ’€

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so I don't blame you

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GW stopped using it

vagrant fox
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is that really when

daring creek
storm jungle
daring creek
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Woah we pulling out the f word now huh

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2 can play at that game uh

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Your mom gay.

celest dome
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🚬

dapper gyro
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🍿

celest dome
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Missus being their weird self again I see

daring creek
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Time to take my Adderall

opaque coyote
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((i actually have adhd))

daring creek
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My adderall pills have a different color now for some reason

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Pretty sure they were orange

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No wsit

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I have awful memory holyshit

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But they weren't light blue like this on my last refill

daring creek
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I say normal everyday things you people don't

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What should I eat for breakfast

vagrant fox
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ham

dapper gyro
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Sausage

urban spire
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normal is clearly off the table

dapper gyro
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That's hairy...

urban spire
daring creek
storm jungle
vagrant fox
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mushrooms are evil, I don't trust that brain

urban spire
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mushrooms are nice, i like to eat them

daring creek
urban spire
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oh that was the trump cameo huh

daring creek
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Mhm

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Not good for Home Alone atm lmfao

urban spire
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i hate that you can tell just from the hair and posture

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i have nothing against home alone except that i think that it was fundamentally immoral to make it

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child actors is child labor it fucks them up

daring creek
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Oh.

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Child actor yeah

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Mhm

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Pretty sure the kid from diary of a wimpy kid ended up murdering his grandma then turned himself in

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To give an example

urban spire
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a child should never be in the position of main breadwinner for the family it's beyond fucked

dapper gyro
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Some of the child actors do good in life.

urban spire
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sometimes yeah, they're beating the odds though

dapper gyro
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Like, we do need younger actors for some younger audience.

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You can't just use 18 years old adult to play 12 years old forever.

urban spire
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it's not even like it's a secret, "former child actor being seriously fucked up" has been the punchline to jokes for decades

dapper gyro
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It is also creepy as fuck.

storm jungle
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He literally just went to make music

dapper gyro
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Don't worry, Missus is communicating with us from a parallel universe.

vagrant fox
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that Star Wars kid got mad fucked up

urban spire
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she's posting from the universe where nelson mandela died in the 80s or whatever

vagrant fox
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all that for a slop franchise

dapper gyro
urban spire
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there i fixed it

dapper gyro
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Unless he is still alive in your universe...

urban spire
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yeah the reason the 40k lore chat is so insane is because everyone here posts from a different timeline

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cigarettes are actually healthy in my universe it's fucked up

dapper gyro
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If we are insane, then what is zealot and gen chat?

surreal nest
vagrant fox
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that explains much of 40k lore channels on youtube

urban spire
dapper gyro
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My social battery is on saving mode... can't make sense of anything.

arctic talon
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What

dapper gyro
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I have parties tonight, have to focus.

urban spire
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a friend of mine grew up in florida, told me this one time when we were kids. never actually looked it up until now, can't find any reference to it

dapper gyro
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Amazing memory

vagrant fox
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Sounds like when my aussie friend would just make up things about Australia

plush mason
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wow

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this dude has been involved in a lot

shadow plover
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Pirinen is a legend among the wargaming circles

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Very happy that I've had the chance to meet him multiple times now

urban spire
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kinda wish i liked trench crusade

vagrant fox
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Seems very neat, I can't really get into it

daring creek
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Should i do a luke skywalker reference

celest dome
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Trench Crusade is young, so I hope I manage to get more interested in it, but atm as much as I love a lot of the design, other stuff is just edge for edge

valid needle
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Give it 5-10 years to ripen

daring creek
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Im sneezing so much

daring creek
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Girl stop giving me brain damage

near wasp
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She doesn't have much brain left dilara

daring creek
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If you want me to stop saying braindead shit. Stop knocking my skull around!

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For some reason I feel hot white

storm jungle
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Get meds.

daring creek
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I literally took my meds this morning

celest dome
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Get more meds

humble shoal
daring creek
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Probably need anxiety medication

languid meadow
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basalt nether biome (the mid west)

near wasp
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Oh hey my hometown

vagrant fox
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looks like copenhagen to me

daring creek
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Why can't balatro give me the planet cards I want

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I need to find Local Thunk.

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heh it looks like it says penis

humble shoal
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where is the I?

daring creek
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penus.

storm jungle
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brain-damage counter rising by the hour

daring creek
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I know it's hard having an objectively inferior mind, Dilara. You just don't get it.

storm jungle
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Shut up πŸ’€

vagrant fox
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where is the p

daring creek
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there

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I'm gonna shoot jimbo in the face when I see him πŸ™

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Jester found dead in detriot

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This game has communism in it what the fuck

celest dome
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Why not 🚬

daring creek
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I wish Balatro had microtransactions

arctic talon
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subtelty is for cowards

-Alfabusa

celest dome
spring cairn
arctic talon
celest dome
humble shoal
celest dome
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The best Hunter conspiracy is the Neighboor watch πŸ™

vagrant fox
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One day there's going to be a good wod game

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Finished and good rather

near wasp
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... I mean I liked hunter the reckoning for the Xbox...

celest dome
near wasp
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What why am I being pointed at

vagrant fox
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Sinner

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Chronicles isn't really for me but I hear Bloodlines 2 has decent parts

near wasp
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Ehhhh

vagrant fox
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The Schaffer music at least bops but that's all I've confirmed

storm jungle
daring creek
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Does Hunter: The Parenting require an understanding of vampire, the masquerade

vagrant fox
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I wouldn't think so

celest dome
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No it is still enjoyable if you don't know it

daring creek
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Sweet

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Need something to watch anyway.

storm jungle
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but only if you wanna get references and terms

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otherwise if you wanna go in blind and not know anything the family does a good job of explaining most of it

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theres an entire episode dedicated to shit like ghouls etc

daring creek
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Oh, Awesome :3

vagrant fox
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Out of however many idk

opaque coyote
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Oh yeah also

languid meadow
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they are the wyrms strongest soldiers whether they wanted to or not

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oh shit SCP illustrated mentioned

vagrant fox
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I don't necessarily disagree about the garou

languid meadow
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I love them but holy shit are they just so stupid

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even the more reasonable clans

near wasp
arctic talon
arctic talon
vagrant fox
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Whats the meme, 0 protecting gaia, 0 restoring order, 7 unnecessary genocides

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Garou stay winning

arctic talon
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truth nuke

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my favorite splat

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they're so self destructive

celest dome
near wasp
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Garou are good in theory

celest dome
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In what theory KEKW_ogryn

near wasp
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In practice though they just kill average working class people because they work under daemon infested middle management

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In the theory that they are fighting to protect gaia

arctic talon
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in practice

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they're goring some 9-5 worker whos boss is a fomori

vagrant fox
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Gore some random bozo to honour gaia
One day I'll read it properly

scenic cargo
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is there a reason why some psykers cover their eyes

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dont they need to see the target to use the magic?

wary fulcrum
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Depends on the psyker

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Warp sight is a thing

scenic cargo
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ohh gotcha

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sorry im newer to warhammer lore and stuff

wary fulcrum
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It’s all good

near wasp
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Alot of psyker are astro paths as well and the binding ritual to big e generally burns out there eyes

storm jungle
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πŸͺ„

wary fulcrum
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There’s a bit more depth that allows you to expand on your own vibes

It could be because they’re genuinely blind, or that their eyes are considered holy, you can play with your own head canon theory if you really wanted

storm jungle
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Yeah magic in 40k has no hard-set rules so lol

near wasp
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Also it keeps fucking me up that navigators don't count as psykers

storm jungle
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They arent really mages so it checks out

near wasp
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It keeps messing up my gear in rt

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Oh cool got a neat psyker sword I'll put that on cassia.... Oh yeah she doesn't get bonuses from it

grand hound
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Just put anything on her and she'll stomp any encounter you throw at the party

grand hound
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I don't mind it as she is by leaps and bounds best girl, but it's harder to build characters such as Cassia and Argenta to not trivialize encounters as they're just so strong by default

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Blessed Bolter Casing build being absolutely disgusting, but stupidly easy to build into

vital ginkgo
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Would humanity have been better off if the imperium never existed?

near wasp
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Yes

vital ginkgo
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Or does humanity need the unity the imperium gives to survive

copper patrol
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no lmao

storm jungle
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I mean

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humanity is united

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and is being slaughtered en-masse

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so lmao

misty vector
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I think they wouldve been better off without

storm jungle
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Yeah humanity would find a way to survive still

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we are like cockroaches

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also the galaxy is kinda huge

copper patrol
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really the only threat of total destruction is nids

misty vector
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Without the imperium there prob would be more friendly aliens too, that arent designed to be killing machines like whats left in 40k

near wasp
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Huge parts of humanity could of been manipulated by chaos but up until the great crusade even chaos cults weren't as bad as they are now

misty vector
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Maybe they couldve had a star trek type scenario

near wasp
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The imperium fanned the flames of the cults and now they are bad

arctic talon
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humanity would have probably been fine

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would it have been better idk, would it have survived, absolutely

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But there were civilizations that are way better

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and civilizations that were worse

misty vector
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Prob would have been more innovation

rocky gale
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Crismas

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Wrog server

storm jungle
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Humanity literally had no reason to go full genocide for the Great Crusade and could have literally taken the exact same approach as the Tau lol

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the Emperor literally just wanted to be space-hitler

copper patrol
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"surely making no allies will not bite me in the ass"

storm jungle
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Man we were having that argument once in theorychat, and this space marine pfp guy was like

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"What use is their for allies lol"

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πŸ’€

arctic talon
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ngl

copper patrol
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I mean I am pretty sure that is literally the emperors logic

arctic talon
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its still so funny how the Aranthus Star empire Necromunda got forcibly integrated

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Imperium sends delegates

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necromunda says "fuck off, don't enter our space again, if you want you can join us otherwise leave us alone"

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Imperium response is to send the entire imperial fists Legion + large chunks of the army and navy to genocide Aranthus

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Imperium does so leaving only Necromunda standing

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And then starts fucking with Aranthus's warpgates they use for FTL

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then they summon horrifying warp creatures

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outstanding move from the God emperor himself

arctic talon
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tbh

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The Aranthus did kill an imperium ship but that was after they ignored the warning signs and tampered with their shit

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lol

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The imperiums response to go straight to genocide is hilarious

vagrant fox
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But we should remember the Horusy Heresy was a real tragedy #RIPsanguinius

near wasp
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Sangy was the only good thing the empire produced

vagrant fox
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Definitely the funniest thing

vagrant fox
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I do want more Aranthus incidents in 30k

arctic talon
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honestly the Imperium sparing the ruling nobles of Araneus is even funnier

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like yeah we killed 99% of your population but we'll let you live

copper patrol
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can't even pretend to be fair

arctic talon
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sorry whoops

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messed up the name

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empire was Araenus

ruling family was aranthus

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anyways this guy looks like he's that old tbh

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I do wonder if they always looked that way aesthetically

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or if they picked up this aesthetic after the imperium almost killed them all

winter pine
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I liked what I think was art of the Interex's aesthetic, not sure if it was official GW material

vagrant fox
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Tastefully exposed sides

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Doesn't look like very standard gothic Imperial fashion to me but it could be

heady rivet
spring cairn
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finally

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40k tomb kings

humble shoal
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he has a book

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and xenos as a whole were in it

humble shoal
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emperor post unification wars

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the real reason the dunda warriors were killed

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one of them made fun of the emperor's favorite color

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(gold)

vagrant fox
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my opinion about uhh, new space marine 2 faces

abstract vector
humble shoal
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oh looks like vt is giving out the fancy bh outfit

daring creek
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The hunt parenting is fucking hilarious holyshit

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Stupidest fucking plot twist

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Oh

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My guy is just in the fucking sky on DMT

near wasp
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YES

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it is hysterical

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FEAR KEVIN

daring creek
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He's gonna shit himself at some point ain't he.

near wasp
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who

daring creek
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A common side effect of Ayahuasca is vomitting and diarrhea.

outer wave
daring creek
near wasp
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no

daring creek
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Yes.

near wasp
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nobody is gonna shit themselves

daring creek
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They're gonna go to war on the toilet though

near wasp
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d will be fine

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he eats whole hams after all

outer wave
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He has his favorite omelet every day

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He'll be fine

near wasp
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the fuck did i just stumble on

daring creek
# near wasp d will be fine

He already has one of the deranged symptoms I think. Mf pulled out a sword on kitten 😭

Seeing he called landlords parasites I think I may have an idea of what ideology he subscribes to 😭

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Oh good heavens

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I love his voice.

near wasp
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d is insane

daring creek
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He is AWESOME

lament shoal
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I have his plush

near wasp
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i will duel you

daring creek
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I hate you

near wasp
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i wish i had the kevin one

daring creek
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This group isn't at all related to Warhammer abriged yeah?

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The animation really reminds me of that series

near wasp
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you mean tts

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YES

daring creek
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mhm

outer wave
near wasp
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its what they did after gw had there fit

daring creek
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Oh BOY

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they are

near wasp
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door is dorn

daring creek
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same goddamn channel

near wasp
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kitten is kitten, karkus is magnus

daring creek
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I fucking knew it man

near wasp
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now continue watching

daring creek
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fuck you now I won't!!

arctic talon
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lol

arctic talon
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Who digs holes

near wasp
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i was typing to fast

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||Grimil is shadowsun||

arctic talon
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lol

near wasp
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now that i saw that i cant unsee it

lament shoal
near wasp
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I wouldn't say so

lament shoal
# near wasp I wouldn't say so

It literally does. D having multiple sons, Markus being too curious about magic stuff and D being reluctant to tell him everything, D's favorite son being named "Horse," (Horus) and said horse not actually being a real horse, the list goes on

near wasp
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That's not a plot

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That's characters

lament shoal
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Yes and that's reflected in the plot like I explained

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I didn't just list off the names of characters

near wasp
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It's not about the family internally civil waring tho

lament shoal
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Thats why I said it loosely resembles 30k

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I never said it was an exact copy

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Obviously not every detail is the same

near wasp
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I honestly do not see it at all

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Like characters and a few of there traits are similar but like none of that actual story points

lament shoal
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D's refusal to tell Markus everything for fear that it will corrupt him, that's literally what the emperor did with the primarchs

near wasp
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Yeah I guess

lament shoal
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Also the implication that D will either die or suffer a debilitating injury by the end of the show, like the emperor did. And Horse keeping his true nature a secret, like how Horus hid the fact that he was a traitor until he decided to attack the imperium

near wasp
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Ok that prophecy has a few different outcomes

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We honestly do not know how it will play out

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But yeah maybe but Alfa could be red herring us

lament shoal
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I'm not talking about the Horse's prophesy in regard to D's possible death. You can see him lying on the ground and bleeding in the credits

near wasp
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Oh

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That knowledge has inflicted me with a bane

lament shoal
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I felt the same way when I realized it was him lmao

near wasp
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It'll be fine d is probably a mummy

opaque coyote
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But I admit

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Still funny

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Dilara is gonna laser me for this

near wasp
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She might not have noticed

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You might be good

opaque coyote
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Also TTS exaggerates most of its characters (obviously)

Except Dorn. He's uh

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He's exactly the same as the books

near wasp
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Door is the best

humble shoal
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Yes

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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Had to

humble shoal
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in the books

opaque coyote
daring creek
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She'll see

lament shoal
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I watched tts for the first time back when I got into 40k, in September of 2024

daring creek
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and she'll kill you.

lament shoal
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Loved it

opaque coyote
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Still though like

Yeah Dorn really is that blunt

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Kinda boring tbh

humble shoal
opaque coyote
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Since y'know it's used in a serious manner

opaque coyote
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But there's a reason why he has like

Two famous moments.

And they're primarily about how serious he is

near wasp
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He's so serious it loops back around to being funny

humble shoal
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reminds me I gotta rewatch hunter the parenting

near wasp
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I'm watching it rn

humble shoal
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last I watched was the kevin interview

opaque coyote
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Like good god man, even Konrad smiles more than Dorn in canon

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TTS (and by extension Hunter: The Parenting) didn't have to change a thing

near wasp
opaque coyote
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Literally just the context

near wasp
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Door is a bit different

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He's actually got emotions

opaque coyote
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Anyways, I refuse to say that Primarchs are like marvel characters.

There's no spiderman equivalent

near wasp
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He's just a very traumatized man

opaque coyote
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AKA "WHY DO THE WRITERS TORTURE ME LIKE THIS?"

humble shoal
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but he's also a dick

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so maybe he deserves it

opaque coyote
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Nah.

Angron's tragedies are literally caused by himself most of the time

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Besides the nails and his dad kidnapping him

humble shoal
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the latter probably fucked him up more than the former

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like with mortarion

opaque coyote
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Yeah since with getting nailed. It's like learning you have a condition

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Just much worse

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It's like learning you have rabies or something idk

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It sucks but you literally can't do anything about it

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Him being kidnapped by the Emperor

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...

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Yeah that definitely started the path

near wasp
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The emperor should of killed angron on the operating table and said whelp I tried

opaque coyote
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Like I can imagine if the Emperor spared like 10 minutes and helped Angron against the High Riders.

He'd still be an angry homicidal dick. But he wouldn't tell his sons to kill themselves.

daring creek
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D sounds like the the physical embodiment of the voices in my head

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Jesus christ

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lmfao

opaque coyote
daring creek
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(Various internal monologues)*

opaque coyote
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And that was the Emperor's first mistake with angeon

daring creek
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Regularly off his fucking rockers

opaque coyote
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Jk

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Still more consistent though

near wasp
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I agree

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He's great

opaque coyote
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Seriously, I think that's my main criticism for like

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The entire setting

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Tbf it's partially because well many different writers

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Decades

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Etc.

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But the Emperor is inconsistent as fuck

near wasp
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Yeahhh

daring creek
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Just like god

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hah

near wasp
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He's less a character more a plot device

daring creek
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Yeah

opaque coyote
near wasp
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Lots could of been written better

daring creek
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Speakin o writing I need to write my own shit.

opaque coyote
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I think the general character is fine.

A Dickhead Reddit Tier Atheist with Godlike powers

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But I think the worst part is that he's characterized as pragmatic.

And yet does things that are objectively not pragmatic.

near wasp
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So what a redditor thinks they are

opaque coyote
humble shoal
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I'm mostly assuming he is insane

opaque coyote
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Still though, you'd think somebody who supposedly has infinite knowledge would think better

humble shoal
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from some sort of immortality

opaque coyote
humble shoal
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or he diablerized the methuselah of the crazy vamps somehow

opaque coyote
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Especially since his emotional level is also inconsistent

humble shoal
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forget the clan name

near wasp
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Malkiavian and no

opaque coyote
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He apparently loves Horus?

Enough to get rid of the bits of humanity he had left.

near wasp
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Definitely not

humble shoal
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oh yeah it was lasombra

near wasp
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D is very human

opaque coyote
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But at the same time.

He's already inhuman enough to do shit like casually offering Magnus to come back.

All he has to do is massacre all of his sons.

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Like bro

near wasp
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Y'all started crossing wires

humble shoal
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or he got fucked up by the antideluvian of the malkavian

opaque coyote
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Of course Magnus would say no

humble shoal
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like the rest of the middle east

opaque coyote
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A psychopath would comprehend that

humble shoal
near wasp
opaque coyote
humble shoal
opaque coyote
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Too much blood drains it away from his brain

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Why do you think he's called D

near wasp
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Ok ok you got me

near wasp
humble shoal
near wasp
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I know that the space race caused them to come back into existence

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Changling the dreaming innit

humble shoal
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yeah

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was thinking more changeling the lost

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though

near wasp
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Isn't that the one where you play a human cursed by a changling

humble shoal
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you play a human turned into a changeling by the fae

near wasp
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Ah

humble shoal
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basically a human toy for the fae that was discarded

near wasp
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Oof

humble shoal
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and they modified you

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I'm assuming immortality of a kind could be a side effect

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and sorta explains the bullshit

near wasp
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I mean he could just be crazy

humble shoal
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since fae are basically chaos gods

near wasp
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Honestly I think the story is funnier if he's just straight up crazy for a mundane reason

humble shoal
near wasp
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Alright though I gotta mosey on along

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I got work tomarrow and I need some z

vital ginkgo
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How much of the black legion comes from the sons of horus?

surreal nest
winter pine
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Abaddon also put any that didn't join the Black Legion to the sword too

outer wave
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I genuinely want to try E33, but damn the AI accusation sucks

surreal nest
winter pine
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If it's still World of Darkness time I have to give credit to whoever wrote Wraith: The Oblivion

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Only ttrpg too grim for me to ever consider playing

outer wave
celest cedar
outer wave
celest cedar
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valid

outer wave
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But I also have like another RPG to run through

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Metaphor

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And also Chrono Trigger, but I havent touched that in years

daring creek
#

My mom is so unbelievably fucking racist holy shit

surreal nest
#

Racist parents are the worst

daring creek
#

Literally said puerto rican and domican are the same thing

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like

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fym "next to eachother" bruh its a whole seperate island πŸ’€

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I mean if you're willing to go that far be ready to say Haitians and Dominicans are the same

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Cuba, Jamica

jade holly
#

Would you guys say every faction in 40K has some sort of horror attached to it?

daring creek
#

Huh maps are pretty cool

unique aurora
#

just started playing space marines 2 and i have to say....their bolter sounds super weak sauce

jade holly
#

What kind of horror does Orkz encompass?

valid needle
#

Total bloodthirst and need to destroy

queen laurel
#

It's how hard they are to kill and surprisingly how hard they are to narrow down

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Sure some of them will just keep coming at you the normal way keep charging until they get to you

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but some of them can think exploit your weaknesses

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they are random that's what they are

jade holly
#

Honestly I feel like the horror stuff got put on a backseat to the action stuff

valid needle
jade holly
#

Give me a horror movie about Admech going into a tomb world and a flayer virus outbreak happens

outer wave
queen laurel
valid needle
#

When the Ultramarines invade the world and beat the orks, one of them notes how easy it all was and then boom the sudden realisation that it was a trap and the bulk of the orks were encircling the ultramarines for a full scale attack in which the UM are completely overwhelmed

outer wave
#

Not necessarily like Dark Eldar, but they do shoot your family in front of you because the way you scream is funny to them

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Also yeah they sometimes use human farms

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For food

queen laurel
#

but you're lucky it's usually over quick

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They usually don't have the patience to do that horrific thing and just kill you

outer wave
#

Id imagine the lucky ones are the guard that are actively fighting the orks

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The unlucky ones are probably civvies that werent prepped for fighting in any way

outer wave
#

But the fact it can happen still means any ork WAAAGH has that torture potential

jade holly
#

Idk what’s more horrific: Flayed ones or the warp

valid needle
#

I once saw someone say orks aren’t evil because they just like a fight

jade holly
#

Bruh

outer wave
#

They're definitely evil

#

Even Tyranids, arguably the least evil, still use "cat playing" techniques to widdle down planetary defenses

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See Lictors, Genestealers

queen laurel
valid needle
outer wave
#

Mhmm, something I kinda hate because I do like the idea that the Tyranid mindset is just simple and primative

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Not so much "Errgh, Blood Angels ANGER us" shit

valid needle
queen laurel
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So they don't even have an active reason to fight they just do this because it's fun to them

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to them war is just what it's supposed to be war

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And before people even bring up the fact that the more they fight the more they get bigger in the more they get stronger

Yeah of course but you know that's just the effect of their WWWAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH, they can easily repurpose that to grow from other sources but they instead choose to wage more war

valid needle
#

Also seen they confirmed eldar are one of the 4 factions in dow4

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My buddy is gonna cream himself when I tell him

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(He’s an Eldar player)

queen laurel
#

but nope they want war

valid needle
#

I think a lot of the stuff like oh nids are just dumb and hungry and orks are just dumb and like fights is down to just humans believing aliens are stupid and can’t think

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Seeing aliens as just animals

queen laurel
#

What would I realize on their shoes

queen laurel
#

Ork, Marines and Eldar

valid needle
#

A lot of Primarchs I wouldn’t be surprised but guilliman

queen laurel
#

so when you fight the ones that decided to make their own mold

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you get surprised and immediately lose

jade holly
valid needle
#

Yeah ghaz can throw hands

jade holly
#

how large is Ghaz?

valid needle
#

Big gaz doesn’t fuck about

sacred ginkgo
#

Like

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Dreadnought sized

queen laurel
#

yeah he like the size of a dreadnought

valid needle
#

If yarrick is really dead, gaz is going to lose his shit.

sacred ginkgo
#

Yarrick is just under quantum superpostion until they decide to re release steel legion

jade holly
#

Ghazghull β€œKrump β€˜em all” Thraka chadgryn

sacred ginkgo
#

He does actually have a middle name

jade holly
#

Mag Urak or something like that?

queen laurel
sacred ginkgo
#

Ghazghul mag uruk thraka

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Margaret thatcher

queen laurel
valid needle
jade holly
#

Omfg his name is a Margaret Thatcher reference this whole time?

outer wave
#

Yes

queen laurel
jade holly
#

Is it possible for Ghaz to reach Kork levels of strength and intellect?

sacred ginkgo
#

I'd say its a little on the nose but like

sacred ginkgo
#

She isn't relevant anymore so nobody notices it

jade holly
jade holly
queen laurel
#

so honestly i'm pretty sure he hits the bill now

jade holly
#

So he’s a war machine

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Quite literally

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Ghaz vs Perturabo would go hard

daring creek
jade holly
#

Is Guilliman considered the leader of the Imperium right now?

valid needle
#

Although being a primarch isn’t why. It’s because he is the Lord Regent (malcadors old job)

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But we will see if now that the Lion is back whether they will clash over this.

jade holly
#

What would the free for all look like if we pit all the leaders of each faction (or as close as we can get to a leader) against each other?

#

Cause idk anything about Eldar

jade holly
#

Do those dumb elves have any leader

valid needle
#

With or without their factions?

jade holly
#

Only the leaders themselves

valid needle
#

I’m not sure honestly

jade holly
#

Personally I wanna see Imotekh vs Ghaz

#

that sounds interesting

valid needle
#

Ghaz, guilliman and the necron leader will be interesting definitely

hallow saddle
jade holly
#

Also yes I recognize Szarekh as the true Necron leader

#

But Imotekh is fucking sick as Hell too

hallow saddle
#

imotekh is badass as shit

queen laurel
jade holly
#

I do think canonically Imotekh has the hardest time fighting Orkz

queen laurel
#

He is literally a manifestation of an engine of war now

jade holly
#

He’s such a pure logical tactician and strategist he has trouble adjusting to the brute force and randomness of Orkz

#

Does Ghaz use Blood Axes at all?

queen laurel
outer wave
#

He probably does use Kommandos from time to time yeah

queen laurel
#

don't let his goff heritage fool you

jade holly
#

Imagine a completely unified Ork army with all the clans under Ghaz

#

That would be terrifying as shit

queen laurel
#

he wants to unite every clan that includes the blood axes

jade holly
#

Speed freaks as the cavalry

queen laurel
#

and he actually uses his brain

jade holly
#

Blood axes as Specialists

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Beast snaggas as misc units

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Bad Moonz being the main firepower

queen laurel
#

he's not some goff that you can just

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expect to beat you in the head

#

he's going to beat you in the head while dismantling your army behind you

valid needle
#

Abbadon vs guilliman would be cool

outer wave
#

Hes not Grimgor Ironhide

jade holly
#

Isn’t there a group of humans that act like Orks in Ork territories?

valid needle
#

Since technically is he not the leader of chaos forces right now?

outer wave
jade holly
#

But idk if he’s actively trying to rally all the chaos chapters or not

#

For one, he’d need to somehow get Morty, Magnus, Angron and Fulgrim all on the same page

#

Good fucking luck with that

#

Hell good luck rallying Ahriman, Lucius, Kharn and Typhus

queen laurel
#

so you can understand why they are not

jade holly
#

Yeah…

#

What sort of firepower does Ghaz got on him?

#

I’m gonna assume the answer is yes

queen laurel
#

the cannon on his right arm

outer wave
#

The Roar of Mork, his quad-barreled machine gun, and his Hand of Gork or whatever for his left arm

queen laurel
jade holly
#

Wait Ghaz has free teleportation to just anywhere he wants?

queen laurel
jade holly
#

Doesn’t he have some weird thing with Gork and Mork?

queen laurel
#

your thinking of Weirdboyz

jade holly
#

No I mean don’t they plop him wherever they need/want him to be or am I just insane?

queen laurel
jade holly
#

Alright

daring creek
#

@crystal forum New episode in 5 days

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After christmas.

crystal forum
#

final episode

#

i really wonder where tf this is going

daring creek
#

Yeah..

crystal forum
#

i think it will be a big bombshell and the season will end with a cliffhanger

#

because a second season is already confirmed

#

like how severance season 1 ended

jade holly
daring creek
#

Pluribus

daring creek
crystal forum
#

yes

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i like it a lot

tawny wagon
#

Just finished episode 7

#

Really curious where tf this is going

misty vector
daring creek
#

lmfao

#

She looks so cute

#

Christ thats photo realistic painting

#

EPISODE 8 SPOILERS SORRY

||Zosia is gonna turn rogue soon. Just notice the stare and the open use of the word "I".The reason why they're opposed to using the word "I" is because it breaks the unity. Carol triggered their world wide seizure because she was causing conflict. And conflict divides the world. Also. Its learning. Its learning how to make carol happy. By digging into her memories(or well others) to make her feel good. It's likely to make her less reluctant to joining them. ||

||They were definitely watching her when they abandoned her. The phone call was just so she can communicate with them. They were definitely watching an analyzing her the entire time. In the second or first episode they literally said they had a drone a gazillion miles above her...then moved it away, Likely being truthful about that part, but they still bought it back. Shit there could be cameras in her house and she doesn't even know- there's 100% cameras because what if she hurt herself? ||

||THEY have shone a few times they'll go against the non assimilated persons when they put their own lives in danger. ||

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Oh

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I'm gonna start editting my story soon

#

What do you guys think I should do

urban spire
outer wave
#

The Boers? Who're they?

urban spire
#

some of the biggest shitheads in history, popular with some of the other biggest shitheads in history

abstract vector
#

African Colonial Period and up to WWII?

urban spire
#

dutch colonist in africa

#

yeah something like that

#

anyway it was their nickname for themselves

outer wave
#

Yeeeesh

urban spire
#

they believed very firmly in their own right to be free and to roam the plains as they pleased

queen laurel
urban spire
#

they very firmly did not believe in anyone originally from the continent of africa's right to be free

urban spire
outer wave
#

Thats a nasty way of thinking about others, Christ

urban spire
#

the boer wars were a real clown fiesta, classic no good guys scenario but at least the brits had abolished slavery

#

they're gone now thankfully, but some white south africans are tryna reclaim the title, which is a red flag visible from the moon

valid needle
#

Power vacuum if you will

#

Whilst they aren’t there, Abbadon plays king

wary fulcrum
#

The god specific daemon Primarchs are easier than Lorgar or Peter Turbo, because their will is not completely their own

They’re daemons now, they can be bent to Abaddon’s will

valid needle
#

I mean Abbadon thinks he is in control

#

Same mistake Horus made thinking he was in charge of the daemons and the gods.

wary fulcrum
# valid needle Eh

Daemons have different rules

They simultaneously become more power than humans, and kind of weaker than humans, as someone who knows the rules can manipulate them.

Furthermore, if Tzeentch wants Magnus to help Abaddon, Magnus is helping Abaddon, he gets no real choice in the matter.

rocky gale
#

Pretty sure if Abbadon could control Lorgar he'd have been fighting in the Black Crusades for the last 10 thousand years, rather than praying on Sicarus in isolation

wary fulcrum
rocky gale
#

Yea I realised after saying it I'd misread what you wrote

#

I thought you were saying he could control Lorgar and Pert more

storm jungle
#

if the leaks are true then Peter will be heading towards Vashtorr

#

which would make sense corporate'ly for tabletop reasons

shadow plover
#

also how the scouring will have perturabo in the spot light me thinks

#

wouldn't mind it tbh

wet sandal
#

Vashtorr is definitely getting a lot of attention lately

rocky gale
#

Iron, Iron, Iron

abstract vector
#

Plus remember the Dark Admech got models for Legion Imperialis

#

MAYBE they can port them to 40k and legally allow some 30k models to 40k again

#

unless they're willing to make new ranges

rocky gale
#

Also the world in the short story being called Oleadros Delphos

#

Oleadros being similar to Olethros ancient greek for "Ruin" and Delphos the site of the Oracle of Delphi, what does an oracle do? see the future. What does the future do? Encroach

#

Encroaching Ruin

storm jungle
wary fulcrum
daring creek
#

I think i should start reading multiple warhammer books. Like switching between two

#

Makes it more entertaining

#

I atleast get some neat story telling whilst in the other book space marines are continually sucking their own cock

#

Like vro lets fucking go already

urban spire
#

one of the girlfriends is running a star trek ttrpg, so i've been watching episodes of tng and reading the rulebook and man that shit is making me weepy

#

why does this have to be the reality where chuds think 40k is aspirational rather than trek

#

guess they wouldn't be chuds if they believed in idic

celest dome
#

One for the girlfriends ?

plush mason
#

utopian futures are so glaringly impossible that none can find them aspirational sadly

#

they are pure escapism born mainly from a time of ignorant hope for the future

fervent geode
#

I find more horrendous futures more likely

#

Like dune

#

Not at all aspirational, but this is what we oft turn into in the end

plush mason
#

one of the things that makes Dune stand out is the fact its a dystopian future from a time when utopia was far more common

fervent geode
#

Herbert was too real for his time

abstract vector
#

Mostly Alot of the times Utopias that were promised usually end up badly and always the β€œtheres a catch for paradise” mentality

plush mason
#

which came about as the outlook for the future change

#

back when star trek got started the idea was of true utopia

abstract vector
#

Star Trek atleast tried not to be edgy and made a possible true Utopia

#

Something that Works and Against Human Nature

plush mason
#

it is sadly impossible to achieve

#

it full on breaks the very laws of the universe

abstract vector
#

forgot to mention alot of Human History had promises of Utopia and end up failing. HOWEVER theres nothing stopping us to try some kind of paradise

#

As long as it doesnt turn into well bloodshed

plush mason
#

which it always does

daring creek
#

I will lead humanity to greatness, trust.

plush mason
#

in large part because few can agree on what a utopia is and as always minor disagreements in a vision for the future lead to bloody conflict

#

a specie predisposed to violence isolationism tribalism and individualism as we humans are is likely doomed to never reach any form of lasting unity and peace

#

even in star trek it took the near extinction by the hands of super humans and saving by aliens to shock humans into the more peaceful version we see

storm jungle
#

utopianism is impossible

daring creek
#

maybe if enough of us believe in god he'll start to exist and make humanity get along

#

or she!

#

or they!

#

or xe!

rocky gale
#

Or Xenu

daring creek
#

I can be trusted with nuclear missile codes.

rocky gale
celest dome
#

I think we should go back to the initial plan for the nuclear codes

rocky gale
#

The massive floppy disks?

celest dome
#

Implant them in the body of someone and if you want to shoot a Nuke you have to gut them open to get the codes

plush mason
rocky gale
#

They genuinly used giant floppy disks

#

Until quite recently

plush mason
#

ofc they did

rocky gale
#

I say every country in the world should keep their nuclear codes on giant floppy disks, then each keep them in their own massive library archive filled with tens of thousands of floppy disks and there is only one librarian in archive who knows which one has the codes.

daring creek
#

Every country should give them all to me

#

I can be trusted.

plush mason
#

and to be frank the more hoops one has to jump though and the more redundancies in the system for using the nuclear codes the better

#

make that shit a gauntlet of DMVs

daring creek
#

Didn't we almost get nuked by cuba

plush mason
#

the USSR technically

#

it was in response to NATO putting nuclear launch sites in Turkey

rocky gale
# plush mason make that shit a gauntlet of DMVs

Oh yea make it 8 librarians, who each know a different piece of where it's stored, so one knows that it's in row B, the other that it's in Aisle 9, the other in Section 48 etc etc and you need all the Librarians to find it

#

and each librarian has a different method of getting the information from them

#

Librarian 7 must be beaten in a 1v1 quick scoping duel on MW2 Rust

near wasp
#

Easy

vagrant fox
#

seems like a lot of effort

#

Just have el presidente carry a piece of paper with the code

rocky gale
#

Just randomly remembered the historical whipping boys, where like the crown prince of a nation couldn't be punished for misbehaving, so they would raise him with a companion of the same age and the two of them would become best friends and anytime the Prince did anything that required punishment, he'd be made to watch his friend be punished instead.

plush mason
#

yeah what a fucked up system

#

and they wondered why their sons kept getting worse at leading

humble shoal
median star
#

trust

rocky gale
#

Na just give me 20 legions comprised of thousands of genetical enhanced super soldiers and I'll create Utopia

vagrant fox
#

Made with naturally sourced children, of course

wet sandal
#

Yeah but if I was in charge I would actually create utopia

celest dome
#

The idea is that going out to create an utopia will lead to a dystopia.

#

Hence, with your support, I plan on going out to create a dystopia

#

And we will see if it end up as an utopia

wet sandal
#

Yeah, but if I was the one in charge I would actually create utopia

#

At least for some people whatthefuck_heresy

near wasp
wet sandal
#

Well no, because "some people" will include me

arctic talon
#

lol

daring creek
#

In order to achieve a utopia

#

We must put me at the very peak of power

near wasp
#

No

daring creek
#

Give me mind control abilities so I can know my oppositions thoughts and opinions and I will act accordingly

#

I must cleanse the population of individuals who dare think negatively of me

#

Many may perish. But its for the greater good.

near wasp
#

Literal fascism and cult of personality

daring creek
#

No it's not dissenters hold back our ideal society. I'm not hunting people based off their race I'm hunting people based off their ideas. Massive difference

#

The ideal society is me being at the peak of power. With that. I will restore power to the proletariat

daring creek
near wasp
daring creek
#

I need to think of more ideas

#

Maybe a golden statue...of who doh

daring creek
#

Dissenters....

daring creek
#

I approve of cat gifs though

#

Ah fuck the urge to send that yakub video possesses me every time I see it

#

But I just know my ass will get sent away if I do

wet sandal
humble shoal
#

what is the insult ranking

urban spire
storm jungle
#

its a master hunter lol

#

dimwit is someone with dim wit if you can believe it

urban spire
daring creek
#

Nimrod album by greenday? Omg

urban spire
#

we may not get it THAT good, but it'll definitely be better than if we just give up and let capitalists run everything

wet sandal
#

this is a trick the elites don't want you to know, but if you speak with a british accent you can use any word as an insult

humble shoal
# storm jungle dimwit is someone with dim wit if you can believe it

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copper patrol
#

double truth nukes

storm jungle
humble shoal
sacred ginkgo
copper patrol
#

get fucked Mesopotamians

daring creek
wet sandal
#

i love saying that when im in england

#

half the reason i started smoking

urban spire
#

yeah bud?

daring creek
opaque coyote
#

Although tbf in general cigarette smoking is decreasing

#

Replaced with Vapes

daring creek
#

That word in duke nukem!!!

opaque coyote
#

But still better ish than before

near wasp
#

I had friends from Australia so there favorite word has because one of my common swear words

opaque coyote
#

Since Vapes ARE better than cigarettes

#

It's similar to how say

#

Like

wet sandal
#

cigs are treated like enemy number one in ingerland, shits tariffed to the gills

opaque coyote
#

Skin cancer is better than brain cancer in terms of your chances of living and not suffering

#

But it's still an improvement

daring creek
#

Buddy cancers cancer and it can kill you

opaque coyote
#

Exactly

#

Vapes still cause the bad effects of Cigarettes

#

Just in a slower manner and slightly better for your lungs

wet sandal
#

i always buy as many cigs as i can on the flight over there so i dont have to pay 15 fuckin quid for a pack

daring creek
#

And I'm positive it can still contribute to brain cancer since its literally nicotine

opaque coyote
#

Just like how cancer is well

#

Cancer

opaque coyote
#

Obvious reasons

urban spire
#

a friend of mine recently tried to cut down on smoking a bit just to see if he could
after about two weeks he looked at his bank account and was like "ah, ok i'm gonna quit entirely"

arctic talon
#

Yeah

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Lmao

wet sandal
#

yeah

arctic talon
#

Cigs expensive as fuck

wet sandal
celest dome
opaque coyote
#

But yeah, the price is definitely a deterrent

#

Might honestly be why less ppl smoke tbh

wet sandal
#

the most effective one

#

100%

opaque coyote
#

Since we have less than before

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

I forgot if Vapes have similar restrictions

arctic talon
#

They do

urban spire
arctic talon
#

Smoking is a luxury

#

Tabacco is a luxury product

daring creek
sacred ginkgo
near wasp
#

I like cabbage

opaque coyote
# arctic talon Tabacco is a luxury product

Yeah so basically a silver lining to the economy currently one step away from a recession along with the AI bubble.

Is that more people won't do drugs!

Because they can't fucking afford i-

crystal forum
#

i hate cabbage

#

i like beans though

sacred ginkgo
#

I like cabbage

near wasp
crystal forum
#

what's the funny kind of cabbage

#

i thought there was only the eating kind

sacred ginkgo
#

Oh I like the eating kind

near wasp
#

Jay buddy

#

Jazz cabbage

daring creek
#

Cabbage patch kids

arctic talon
#

Cabbage is good

opaque coyote
# sacred ginkgo I like cabbage

I am neutral towards cabbage.

It's like Tofu. It's better as a healthy vector for flavors rather than the taste by itself.

celest dome
crystal forum
#

i did not know cabbage could play jazz

vagrant fox
#

cabbage is so good brother

crystal forum
#

does it do blues too

arctic talon
#

Cabbage is great

daring creek
#

For some reason I wanna play mouth washing

arctic talon
#

Stir fry it

#

Eat it raw

near wasp
#

You know what

crystal forum
arctic talon
#

Eat it as a salad

sacred ginkgo
#

That is specifically not what I asked for

arctic talon
#

Eat it as a pickle

vagrant fox
#

stuffed cabbage is gods apology to our species

crystal forum
daring creek
opaque coyote
near wasp
#

It's clear my innuendo was not understood or intentionally ignored

urban spire
celest dome
#

There's cabbage and cabbage.
Nappa is so much better than green cabbages

opaque coyote
#

And it can be delicious.

crystal forum
#

are brussel sprouts a type of cabbage

sacred ginkgo
#

This is absolutely frying me why

opaque coyote
crystal forum
#

they're like mini cabbage but also taste horrible

sacred ginkgo
#

Brussel sprouts are great you just suck at making them

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
urban spire
celest dome