#40k-lore-chat
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I've got so far, barracks, mess hall, brig, garage/repair bay, chapel, maintainance/generator room, and one room thats destroyed and is just rubble. Then, on the second floor I have a comms room, an infirmary, a armory, officers quarters and mess hall, and an elevator room
I have two more rooms I need to fill
oh I also have a strategium and the commander's office/quarters
Hm, I could do a shooting range
Maybe a storage room for not weapons
Oh I forgot I have one of those as well lol
Its right next to the garage for obvious reasons
Maybe a commissary and entertainment area is too nice for the guard
I've got some tables with cards and shit in the barracks
One small problem
I am running out of corpse sprites to put all around the place
lets hope the players dont notice lol
Could just be some old cogitators and power banks left over who knows. Players don't notice some very obvious things
Shooting range
I have an idea for one, but you likely have one of your own
Yeah, it’s meant to be an entire spec ops dynasty loyal to Szarekh that
By all accounts
Doesn’t exist
Fucking garbage disposal
Now I'm trying to make the elevator room to the commander's section, but I dont know what to put in it besides the elevator, a few turrets, and a sign in book at the entrance
Decided on this, a little waiting area if you have a meeting, some parcels and packages meant to be sent up to him, scrolls and reports for transit to or from, and a spot for a receptionist/guard to wait
does the administratum do audits of like rogue traders?
Not of rogue traders no
I think at a certain point they might audit specific worlds for tithing but idk when that happens to a trader holding
not 100%, but in the rogue trader game, the arbites are investigating a world controlled by a rogue trader
so I assume it's fairly as normal for each world in specific
but I doubt if they do any audits of the rogue traders themselves
yeah i assume even rogue traders have to pay the tithe to some extent
yeah it would likely be a mamoth and largely pointless undertaking
and that's if the rogue trader is cooperating
if not, then good luck trying to get anything done
or good luck trying to stay alive
depending what dirty secrets the trader has
Peak
LMfao bruh
is that about a Santa Claus vampire?
Yes
Yes
peak
My house lost power so I went to work even though I don't work today so I could charge my phone
Do tau have slaves?
Not really, they are more systematic slavery ala China
or say Super-Earth kind, full authoritarian
They have a caste system so not slavery per day more like being a third class citizen
It's not slavery, you just have to do whatever you're told or you die
They have prisoners in re education camps so those count as slaves technically
But they don’t have slavery the same way the imperium or drukhari do.
They also have a caste system which is systemetic oppression and restrictions
So….
If any of the 2 things count as slavery to you
Yes
Kinda? They have Re-Education Camps which forces other races to be Auxilliery System for the T’au
Combined with How Auxilliery Races are never included by the Caste System means majority cant become governors (except special cases) and Usually its the water caste handle governments or Labour Camps
Yes.
at worse Sterilization Camp like in Dark Crusade
Very WW2 German 🤨
Oh yeah
Ethereals are the only ones managing your role on society (even auxiliery races)
They only do this to dissidents who don’t take to re education 💀
Which is horrible
But it’s more rare to occur then them just
Brainwashing you with propaganda
And labor
💀
So basically “If slavery doesn’t work just kill em”
Nah
Sterilize them then work them to death
So slavery into death
Re education camps you get let out eventually
Even if your brain gets fried to slag and you’re barely functional
💀
The Tau, led by O'Kais, claim Kronus for the Greater Good.
Dark Crusade has either Segregate the sexes to reduce birth rates or kill some of then
Another one is Sterilization project hinting maybe biological methods
Sterilization has literally been barely mentioned outside of Dark Crusade
gonna need you to shut up bronx

It’s mentioned in two places ever
It’s like
Extremely rare
lol
Usually they just brainwash you
^
💀


No More lore
Friendliest Tau water caste spook
(gets banned during taking pictures on live events)

(I do admit i stopped killing elites to take lore pictures when single player mod isnt updated)

Damn I did not expect to get sold tau when I came into this chat today.
You have made me a fan.
The tau flavor of evil is uh
Much more close to life
lol
And they literally just have
Its literally just China but 10x
lol
Imperium doesn’t waste time with the secret part
No more live events screenshots

do they plant crack in low income neighbourhoods ?
Yes, banned
Arbites and Inquisitors get the job done

They literally give out guns in low income imperium areas I mean the underhive
So yes
Idk how to describe my Necron dynasty idea without it sounding cringe 
gue'seva hit that fent
Gue’la, take this stuff. It’ll let you overthrow your oppressors
lol
🥀 😭
What’s the actual situation revolving around that again?
And probably help ship obscura
They are using AI for divinity or something
@arctic talon fill em in
TLDR they are using AI for internal slides and also some artists are using the tools in unreal engine/photoshop to compile image sources using a LLM search tool
Most I heard was they use it to come up with references then hire actual artists to make concept arts and stuff
TLDR your choice on if it’s bad
The artists are the ones using it
I personally dont give a shit ngl
Well…..it isnt the worst
Eh
I mean it’s a tool
Yeah
Idk it’s inoffensive to me
AI is just a tool to use to streamline processes
It’s literally just a fancy search engine
It’s not generative AI aside from the
Internal slides shit
I’m fine with it as long as it isn’t in the end product replacing actual art
BLACK OPS 7

Its whatever if its not like really doing any harm—looks like they’re just using it to make menial tasks easier
Company PowerPoints already all suck ass anyways
Already stated that the actual game won't have any AI stuff
Which i would do tbh
Plus AI helps see so many different dialogue paths that you may not have thought of too.
Hell branching decisions and outcomes is an entire major AI development branch
But anyways back to my Dynasty idea
That I have no idea how to describe

Thats really not so bad
Thought it was much worse with concept art or shit ngl
-# ↩ Annie💀 (@anniemay.bsky.social)
the CEO of larian just pulled the "i'm 12 years old on myspace and my internet girlfriend dumped me" move i'm not kidding
564
1475
We've reached this level of cyberbullying
lmao
KEK
Bluesky or Twitter, people be assholes
So glad I don’t use either

Its the internet, theres assholes everywhere
twitter/bluesky make no difference tbh
I just know bluesky, Twitter and Reddit are like THE toxic places
They attract toxicity like flies to a corpse
myspace wasn't like this ok
Again every single social media site is like this lol
Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok, Facebook, Youtube, etc
this weird ass "twitter is the only evil place ever" obsession is very bizarre
Its definitely the most open about it
Yeah thats probably why
ive seen twitter-tier racism on most youtube shorts i watch lol
Like other spots will get you banned for having a nickname like "HITLERRULES88" or something
And saying you know, less great things about certain folks
But yeah
People really don't wanna acknowledge this but if you place an open place that can cater to just about anyone it can attract just about anyone and that includes really scummy people
What’s hitter got to do with 1988 is my question
Don't be surprised if you make an open website where you're allowed to post stuff and in the reverse flash is just one of the users
Genuine question?
88 has been linked to the 8th letter in the alphabet, H, so two 8s is HH
(Heil Hitler)
I see
Yeah they get creative with getting the message across that they dont like people
It’s a bit cryptic
Yeah, ditto with other symbols like Nordic runes, the Black Sun, etc
Never before have I so frequently gotten into arguments with outright pedophiles than I did before I got banned on Twitter
Yeah theyre everywhere on twitter

I get to hear the mechanicus talk in incomprehensible tongues again
Same
It’s not entirely missing, I liked how there were bits where they talked in gothic, and bits were in binharic
yeah
but I want to only hear them talk in Binharic
makes no sense for them to talk in gothic to each other imo
This is insanely funny
Im going to kill myself
I need this game man
New album drops with the game
Ah
I did like the robo voice
actually hate the internet
They take 15% of a story that could be spun as bad and run with it
even if half the game was generated with AI there's no point in just harassing somebody over it
deserved for using AI
Using ai to brainstorm shit might be the worst idea
Gonna get the most unoriginal recycled shit
Better off googling examples
It’s the pointless
Could probably just get better results by having your 79 artists fucking just talk to each other about it
a concept artist sometimes will be the one deciding how and entire game aesthetic will look because it comes straight from their brain
Supposedly
also
if you can't sketch stuff yourself then that's a skill issue
an LLM will not be able to replace the ability to put onto paper what's inside your head
Superman image encouraging people to learn to draw
i cant draw for shit but that's why i hired a concept artist to help with my models in the past
Yeah an LLM would not be able to make the things I can think of my brain damage is just that good
People just wanna remove the human aspect of processes
Or rather paying the human aspect
that's the thing
they just dont want to pay artists
that's the whole motivation behind AI
They can dress it up all they want, but they just want unpaid labor
They do have that still tbf 💀
Yeah that’s what I mean, have your fucking artists just bounce ideas, it’s called brainstorming
Try it sometime
Yeah so why do you need to use ai lol?
they shouldn't need AI then
They literally explain why
It’d be like paying a contractor to fix your appliances then getting some random guy off the street to hear their opinions on what the contractor should do
Also internal shitty PowerPoints using AI whatever
Concept artists using Machine learning search tools is whatever
They’re not literally generating art
If you’re going to shit on them be accurate about it
classic softeng response
???
I’m just saying I see no point for what they are claiming to do
Seems pointless
I agree
literally any use of AI at any point of the creative process is just unethical
idc what the excuses are
there's so many normal alternatives ESPECIALLY when there's literally artists right there
You’re referring to generative AI right
Which they aren’t using
Like it’s still stupid they’re using AI at all
But it’s not like they’re literally AI generating concept art
It’s still fucking dumb they’re using it but whatever
Nvm they are generating shit
lol
So they are generating pictures for concept art and doing stuff on the marketing end in terms of presentations?
if they're being that open about using AI just assume most of the artists are interns being rushed to complete a product lol
I’ve used AI when painting my 40k minis. Basically to create mock ups of my color schemes before committing to it.
They are using AI for reference photos and internal slides
These are their words not mine regarding usage for art
lol
Yeah okay thats just weird to me
So they just dont wanna google search shit?
I get google searching has been dogshit as of late
But you really dont need the AI aspect to do anything like that
yeah so they just make AI generate shit then they copy it with their art style. that's just using AI art with extra steps
they're still using AI as their concept artist in this case
because it's entirely making the "creative decisions"
because creative stuff out of thin air is very difficult
it's a lot harder than it looks admittedly
It is yeah
But also there's so many art reference sites out there now
You dont need to waste gallons of water to generate something that could've been done by a ref site
absolutely yeah. this is just artistic laziness
you will inevitably end up with a product that feels like AI
even if artists drew everything
Im curious about how the game will look when it comes out, assuming they continue the AI stuff after all this
Im sure it'll look clean, but I am curious if there will be certain mistakes
Genuine shame though, I was looking forward to this
Probably will still follow it though and see where it goes
Were you going to do that anyway even before this whole drama bit, or nah?
I was prolly gona buy it
I like divinity
Ah damn dude
Yes
i'll still prob check it out because as much as i hate it every major game studio uses AI these days
bro flipped scripts
bruh
I have a mild hope that they'll train it on internal assets in which case, I won't care at all
I would prefer it to not be there at all but w/e shit's out of the ass
i just hope the story isn't written using AI and that's all i care about
Finished the old peace, I understand now
Hippity hoppity I went back to work because my powers still out
Larian has already said that there won't be any Ai stuff in the actual game (believe them or not, not my purview)
Does anyone remember that one Imperial cult(?) that was sort of lead by Eldar to fight things
or founded by, I forget
It’s called The Hand
There's too many hand cults in this setting
It’s referring to Khaines bloody hand
Which is kind of an insane thing to call your charity organization lol
The grim part of the Larian AI thing is the CEO is bragging he forced it onto the art team who hated it. He tells the story like he's proud he basically threatened to fire them if they didnt use the AI they didnt want. Horrible
Isn't is also the name of a cult in fantasy ? or was it Bloody Hand, with that Tzeentchian Magister
source
Dog im crying
Its the space marine pfp thats sending me to hell and back
"false ideas like equality and equal rights"
Ye boss, I think that one is a lost cause
💀
False ideas like equality and equal rights
Does bro not want people to be treated as equals, regardless of their race, gender, and sexual orientation?
"Pushback at Larian"
AKA the art team didnt want to and the CEO that controls their occupation gets his way anyway and smugly swears out people on twitter for being upset
So no source
People pretending to be ex-employee and the 2nd one not sure
Looks like a kotaku link in that first screenshot
Probably best to find that second tweet and the source theyre referring to
Yea it's someone claiming to be a former employee and then someone unrelated to everything creating their own scenario of what they think happened
I want people to understand that Larian's seat is in Bruge...
Belgium is the country that has the biggest syndicalized workers
https://x.com/i/status/1640573670870380549 She's a game dev but like how you jumped to "pretending"
Vincke isnt gonna fuck you bro 🙏
This is starting to look like a "He said, she said" situation
1 I didn't say she wasn't a dev
2 If anyone is leaning toward jumping hoops it is you.
Hell that tweet you shared pointently place her in another company you Baraki
As we all know, game developers are eternally bound to a company via a soul-melding process. Preventing them from ever changing
Anyone exited for combat patrol 2v2 :D?
I sadly do not have nor play the tabletop
\j*
Fair
Everyone buy a Necromunda gang
Combat patrol is infamously poorly made
Necromunda rocks
Not until they make it not shit
lol
He said: "The artists didnt want to but I made them"
She said: "The artists didnt want to but he made them"
Complex
I remember two years ago (or three) people praised these guys as the best team ever
It's almost like that's not what either of them said
She said not everyone was happy with it
You're infering that the team was forced against their will to use it
They got khorne cults?
Because they made a very good game and people are trying to create controversies without really knowing further
I get being passionate about this topic, because its a large issue, but no need to be pigheaded with fellows in here.
Corpse Grinder Gangs
And Helots gangs
Actually they do! Corpse-Grinder Cult
Oh yeah the meat father guys
Iirc the implication is they worship a daemon of Khorne
They're the former Corpse-Grinder Guild, gone a little whacko
Dont act like we're civil, I argue in bad faith because I look down on people 👍
Please understand
Very mature
@storm jungle Could you just sort that one out, still surprised that he wasn't booted due to their name to start
I never read your name
Insane
I have said I argue in bad faith like 40 times before in front of multiple mods nothing will happen
Its barely even bant
Nevertheless, Khorne cult is on Necromunda
Knock it off
They worship The Lord Of Blood and Sinew or some high and mighty gore title like that
Aunt is back finally
Corpse grinder cults aren’t always khornate but they often are
There’s also Chaos Helots who suck
Turns out having a whole guild for grinding corpses into corpse starch is not a healthy thing for your society
Also change your weird ass name
It’s so bad they’d rather just eat the meat
Iirc the "current" cult is the SECOND time the guild has gone whacko
They seem to suppress info on it
In my defense, there is a valid reason for this. But fine
The baiting is enough as it is
Oh, we have our second Eternal!
Eternal?
Just don't get banned like the first one
As it was written in the prophecy....
Lamer Eternal
No
Eternal was a regular, but he got into arguements with people daily over the tiniest of things
Fella that was a regular here a while ago. Got banned because he had pissed a bunch of people off
It is wildly funny Eternal is notorious here
A dude named Eternal that was very abrasive
Ik them from a different server
Oh I was just referencing going by "I Was Right" earlier in the server
He went on a huge pro imperialism rant and got smited
On account of perfectly guessing the Hive Scum class was the next class down to the class features
No that was someone else
Wasn't that Kaggen, Eternal got smited over some childrens movie
No that was Kaggen
@storm jungle @arctic talon any videos on yt you guys can recommend for learning WOD lore?
Fuck
Loves to argue with people
Yea Eternal's last stand was over the Minecraft movie
The burger krieg
Was Kaggen the Terminus Decree guy ?
Please enlighten me
No way
He got into a full blown tirade about how awful the Minecraft movie was when people were saying they enjoyed it
He got into an argument on how awful it was lol
I believe that
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That sounds like him
probably the best one
He got banned due to being an asshole
That also sounds like him lmfao
Ty
I remember Apolo something that helped quite a lot before
It’s his Alamo
On god
the best part is he knew he was always going to get banned which kinda tels you all you need to know tbh
He sits on 40k reddits specifically to argue with people
I've played a tabletop game with that guy, I'm sure you can imagine how that went
I suppose what else are you supposed to do on a reddit
Sounds like a loser
bruh
Yea like people were basically saying "It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was a fun movie" then he came in and was basically saying we should feel bad for enjoying it and went full meltdown over it
Why would you do that to yourself
What did he play
For tartula 💀
And how did he =play
Or for somthing else
If you know him at all you know the answer to that
Iron Hands
He plays iron hands mf’er smh
Iron Hands tech marine he built as busted as he could and swore it wasn't broken
Yall know him well clearly 😭 i feel so bad
Cause sometimes I really want to play a ttrpg and then I remember how much I dislike other people.
I thought he was mildly funny, what a loss
Did he play Necromunda or do you need to go buy a Necromunda gang NOW
We just got another book the Helmawr family NEEDS you to murder other lowlifes
It was hilarious when anyone mentioned iron hands and he instantly gets mad in the chat and would go off on tangets about how wrong everyone is
I know, I actively avoid him.
Yea, he also held a long term grudge against me because I made a joke about Iron Hands not having any lore other than having a dead dad
Did you guys bring up ferrus’ head to him?
And his defense was always:
It drives him insane
"Erm other primarchs have lame jokes too"
It's really funny
I posted that one terrain piece of a dead iron hands and he was on it instantly, it was funny as hell
Wish i was here to experience the golden days
You guys talking about that guy from earlier in the chat who had saddam Hussein as a name?
Lotta sick people nowadays
Nah good old Eternal
Nah they’re still here
We’re talking about Eternal Reward™
Eternal is straight up why a lot of people stopped using lore chat iirc
Oh I think I remember that guy
Why do you think Vox stabs him daily
It suppresses eternals worse urges
I've only seen that happen to Kaggen when he was calling himself something weird
It just works
Cause he deserves it
LOL
Weird like what
Dude when we played a tabletop he would argue with the DM for 30 minutes at a time
It was awful
I am not kidding to him I genuinely questioned why like he said it himself he didn't care about the movie but found the need to genuinely interrupt our conversation saying well it's not The best it does its job
For like more than 30 minutes he argued that just arguing for the sake of arguing is fine
ApolloSpeaks is great. He's quite active and helpful in the community as well, and humble enough to learn from others who have a lot of experience with the setting.
I can't really remember, it was something like being pro pederast or something
Is he the one with the weird accent ?
This is actually the funniest warhammer chat (in general) i have ever been in
Its not even close
Eternal is a genuinely nice guy to talk to when he isn't being eternal
Kaggen Is budget eternal
I have had tears well down my eyes when i open this chat
He doesn't have the good trades
Kaggen is the Terminus dude right ?
This server is pretty goddamn good as far as warhammer servers go
Kaggen isn’t even nice
None
Exactly
The evil and intimidating #general-chat
He literally told stories here of how he argues with DMs because he was mad some tau fire warriors mauled half of his deathwatch party lol
Kaggen's just a weird shithead, Eternal manages to be funny and pleasant
^
sometimes
I can be an asshole but I try to contain it at least
3 hours….how?
Not particularly weird. Heavy british accent.
Kaggen is bound for Hyperborea
Eternal did make this though after i suggested it, so he's alright in my book
the whitest indian I ever saw, he's halfway there
I was there for that, I played in that campaign, the people who got mauled deserved it for playing stupid.
Genuinely eternal would be a genuinely nice person to be around if he doesn't argue like an ork wants to fight everyday
Why tf would anyone be an Imperialist the Death Star was a huge waste of taxpayer money
KEK
LOL
Like genuinely half of our party was morons
Did he get re-invited ?
One dude made actively bad decisions
Play stupid and die, happens a lot in Deathwatch. Who'd thunkit
I quit cause I couldn't deal with him and the dude who refused to learn the game
lol
Like in all fairness I do not think that campaign was well handled but that's kinda besides the point
Deathwatch isnt good for playing its just good for having Space Marines crop up as NPCs in Rogue Trader or Dark Heresy. Space Marines are just not fun to roleplay as
Its fun if you want to roll dice
I like all the FFG games for different reasons
Dark Heresy is the best one tho
To be fair death Watch seems like a combat heavy system
And Marines aren't really the paragons of character depth
I had 1 player that was just arguing on every decisions, I did not re-invite them, and my guild boss later booted them from our guild
lol
Yes but you can do Black Crusade and its WAY better for being Astartes because its more "sandboxy" than "Go here and kill something" 10000000 times
Hard to be a character when you are a psychologically condition to be a war machine
Jokes aside the most tolerable 40k discords I’m in are this discord, the main 40k one and like the admech one
lol
In that order
I find deathwatch roleplay is best done within the characters, like conflicting personalities learning to coexist
I was told that 11th edition will not change the rules much from 10th? This true?
It is not a hard reset edition
We do know wargear costs are coming back thank fuck
Depends on the GM and whoever is playing the one with the rosette a lot too. DH is fun if your GM (or you) can do a compelling investigation for the party
This is the only 40k discord I bother to spend any real time in anymore tbh
Alright guess ill play it then
Tbf every system can be good if your dm can dm well, I think it's easiest to set up an interesting narrative in Dark Heresy.
Deathwatch can be good for rp imho, it just sort of like herding cats
Dark heresy is the easiest to write for
My favourite FFG game is actually their Star Wars games, Edge of the Empire, Age of Rebellion and Force and Destiny.
Seconded
Their star was stuff is good
DH and RT have the best potential. Only War has a similar issue of being too constrained for options
Fully honest, if you're able to run a good Dark Heresy, try out CoC
The Star War games are good yeah, another system I miss playing
If I ever join a ttrpg with any of y'all I will be in character the entire time
They like crunch
RT is the hardest to write for ime
Rogue Trader is very open ended
Cyberpunk Red is their limit

They cannot handle more crunch
I need to find a group to run the crunch hell armored core ttrpg with
I'm currently enjoying soulboud Right now it's really the only Warhammer RPG I bother playing, it's not the most complex it it's simple yeah but it's perfect for me, also I flattened a vampire lady into a red pulp on my first game so that was good
Very valid, the FFG 40k systems or a bit more is about as far as I'll go and still enjoy it
I am blessed to have the FFG rpgs be some of the first I played
Red isn't the easiest system to learn tbh
I was acclimated to crunch at a very young age
I blew up like 13 ugnaughts in Bespin in my current campaign. Turns out Astromechs create sparks when you chuck em into a hnagar by slamming the brakes on an aircar
We gotta take eternal out of this guy's name I'm getting ptsd flashbacks
Consider: Ripoff Master & Commander and then Pirates of the Caribbean. EZ PZ
That being said I really wanna run a RT game thats a murder mystery onboard the ship while trapped in the warp
It's a reflex ain't it
Don't worry you get used to it
I do
My longest running campaign went on for years with the same character, I ended up so OP due to their not being an XP cap. I just infinitely scaled filling out skill trees and then purchasing a new career
Yeah sure why not
Oh I'm in love
This is also probably too much
Are you doing tax write-offs what the f*** is this
Get ready to learn Japanese lmao
Someone’s translated the basics of it
But it’s absurdly granular lol
if my character sheet requires annotations and a highlighter it is NOT the game for me
It’s only for the real crunch hears
Tbh I love crunch in games
I think I would harm my friends they are too dumb
Lancer is about as crunch light as I'll go, not that I consider it excessively crunchy.
We're only a few sessions in and I'm already on my second character after a second unrelated explosion incident. Arkanian Back-Alley doctor is IN. (RIP Chadra-Fan slicer)
They often get confused when I roll a d6 dice and say its a d3 roll, we get a 4 and they go "ok so i got a 4 its a 4"
Lancer is fun
I love lancer
Tbh I would play dnd as a player but I refuse to DM that bitch
As someone whose favorite RPG is soulboud, yeah bro keep that shit away from me
World of darkness doesn't involve model painting right?
My best campaigns have been a 4 player unwitting Apocalypse Horsmen run (They did not want to cause the Apocalypse, they had to) [Pf1e], an Underworld rip-off (HtG->WtA) and a kindergarten Call of Cthulhu 
It’s just that the systems surrounding it are insane lol
It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, I think
Not unless you want to lol
Ty
Not at all, very few DM will go to those length
I'm still stuck on banned over the Minecraft movie ngl
Wod is the roleplayers roleplay gamr
the moral of the story is warhammer quest darkwater is really fun and you should all try it
You literally need to keep track of durability and ammo for everything
lol
Just try your best to forget eternal
If I ever talk to him again I'm gonna tell him I love it and it's the best movie ever made(I've never seen it)
My last CoC game ended with half the party murdering each other on the ice of the south pole, shit was cash
He got banned from a theater?
If you spot him in off topic on the 40k discord. It’s just that easy
He got banned from this discord over it
Tbh I am only there to talk to Star about Deldar
Lmfao
No eternal reward literally got banned because he argued over like some of the people here explaining how while the Minecraft movie was not the best it was good for what it does he disagreed and called us wrong over it
He genuinely argued with me for like
Fellow robo fucker
My character started as a Medic and then became a sharpshooter and then a Gunner, then a Scout, then I became Force Sensitive, became a Force Seer and then became a Makashi Duelist I think was all the subclasses I ended up with
30 minutes on why just arguing about it is fine
Reasonable
He senses kinship in the admech player
Star loves his deldar
Nothing I haven't done before, it's fine it's fine
And eldar
So he got banned for not dropping it when he was told to?
I genuinely do not know how he decided that was a right thing
And word bearers
And clowns
And salamanders
Yes
Star is a knowledgeable player tbh
Basically what happened
Yeah
Lmfao
Oh and the entire party is debt-slaved to me via 30 page contracts
💀
Am I no longer the only salamander fan in this server?
He’s not in this discord
He’s a mod on the 40k discord and #1 dark eldar fan I know of lol
The rest of the party left after the first couple of sessions, but I was best friends with the DM and he decided to keep running the game with just me since I was the only one who consistently showed up.
zamn wish that was my DM mfer just quit the whole thing over one uninvited player instead of removing them
No one I know irl comes close to him in terms of deldar stuff
Alright, time to start playing rogue trader and actually finish it this time
Have fun
Tbf how many deldar players do you actually know
Kibellah best girl
Like 5 lmao
SEETHING I didnt pick up the old combat patrol which was fantastic. The new one sucks BAD
The LGS I go to is quite big
Two
I'm trying to hunt down like three of them rn
Hand of the archon, mandrakes and arguably corsairs
Neat, thank you
Corsairs are corsairs
Are they bespoke?
Ik corsairs are
All 3 are bespoke
Nice, okay
But mandrakes all look the fucking same
lol
I'm gonna pick up Hand of The Archon I think
I know 2, they're a gay couple
It’s the most fun deldar team for me
No other ones
Based
Hand of the Archon is pretty peak, it's also got rules for regular 40k now
That's a low number?
Yes
It’s a big LGS
If it was a small LGS that would be a lot
It’s like a really big one
True true
I figure even if i dislike 11e I can play KT
So getting a bespoke KT team first while I look for old Combat Pats of Kabalites will be good
Works great at making your Kabalites happy
Gives anyone else a fucking seizure and stuns them lol
Speaking of wolf, how are the Kommandoz and wrecka crew doing
This guy I imagine?
Nvm it’s 9 im dumb
Yeah
Ill give their goonhammer page a read
Maybe pick up the team post holidays
Start painting again
Finally
Sometimes the temptation to get some eldar is strong but the closest LGS is like 2.5 hours from me shit on that
Shoutout to pre-patch Kibellah who could one-shot literally every enemy in the entire game if they had ANY chaff enemies in the fight
Kommandos good, wrecka crew good but awkward
The longer I'm into 40k the more I appreciate Eldar as a faction
Great lore
Pretty good books too all things considered
My ork fan friend got the wrecka kill team
He wants to play with me lol
Haven't finished my kasrkin kt yet tho
I wish there was more is my only gripe, they've got great stuff going on
Thats how I feel about most factions i like fwiw
I'm lucky Deathwatch have as many stories as they do
Speaking of Kibellah, I love these freaks. Can't wait for the next DLCs
Lemme go get my favorite RT textbox pop up
I will kill
For another eldar book
One not written by Mike brooks if it’s going to have orks in it
Or thrope

I don't have that with Space Marines but besides that
A man can dream
This shit makes me laugh every single time it pops up ngl, it's so mundane but
There it is, 99% of the time I find romances in games dull and boring as hell but this is a 1%er frfr
She can never do wrong
Torn between Jae and Kibellah rn tho. Kibs is my usual go-to but my rt is a crime lord and romancing Jae would be fitting
I think I'm doing voidborn crime lord officer
can a psyker cheat at poker or slots
Divination babyyyyy
oh god can a psyker see through my clothes too
Yes
Can a potential telekinetic, telepath, or diviner cheat at games of chance or rig a physical machine
They can also know your sick fetishes cat man@surreal nest
That was the question
I LOVE HUGS AND HAND HOLDING
One of my players in dark heresy was a Psyker who loved playing cards
She’d also cheat at cards with her powers every chance she’d get as long as it wasn’t obvious
“I fold”
“FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK-“explodes and dies
Imagine rolling for perils while playing cards
These dickass psykers truly need to be eradicated for potentially ruining poker night
Idira tells you a story where something like this happens back when theodora was still alive lol
I let Psyker players do dumb shit like that for free if it’s small tbh
It seems I should've killed Idira in more than 1/3 games smh
Nah she wasn't the cause of it, it was caused by some rando who brought their pet psyker to try and cheat at gambling lol
You just have a daemon whispering in there ear. He's not malicious or evil he just really likes cards
“Go all in don’t be a bitch”
Yes exactly
It's been a long time since I dmed, because I'm bad at it, but in cases where disaster would be funny to me I'd make them roll albeit with a large position modifier
I must've missed it or forgotten. Sounds like another playthrough next year
all fun and games until you hear "01100111 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 charlie kirk 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101100"
Machine spirit exorcism on the spot
I do not care who you are
the fucking untranslated charlie kirk like it's one of those chinese copy pastas 😭
@storm jungle
I'M GLAD I CONVEYED IT WELL ENOUGH
That's what made me think of it
somebody should make one of those tianman square copy pastas but it's binary and it's about the schism of mars or something
If a tech priest were nonbinary.. how would they speakings
very carefully
Going through Ashes of The Imperium and I'm surprised that there wasn't a shitfest about the two barely present female custodes
Well I suppose warhams chuds don't read
They don't lol
They failed 3rd grade reading comprehension
This may be a hot take but I think the HH novels were a mistake
They have had irreparable damage on the warhammer community
I dont think that's that of a hot take
HH novels are a mixture of middling to okay from what I hear, and it paints the major characters very weirdly
I'm mostly saying that because new warhammer fans who start with them go into 40k assuming that that emps and the imperium are good and justified because the HH novels portray the fall of the imperium as a tragedy
Which, it is, but that still doesn't take away from the fact that the emperor was an evil dictator responsible for fostering the most cruel and brutal regime imaginable
But unfortunately chuds have a complete lack of media literacy
Ay that’s hearsay and slander.
And blasphemy too.
Big E ain’t genocided anyone, it was all Horus and those tricky chaos gods of his.
And if big E did genocide someone I’m sure he had his reasons which he won’t because he never has genocided anyone.
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Lmfaoo
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In all seriousness those are pretty much the exact words I see imperium apologists unironically say lol
I love the people who get actually worked up and angry when I say I hope Abaddon chops the corpse emperor's head off
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the hh novels were so unnecessary
that shit happened ten thousand years ago who gives a shit
Fr
literally the only person with a decent memory of those events is guilliman because from his perspective he took a gut shot and then fucking teleported 10k years into the future
like in real life, 10k years ago is literal pre-history, there are NO written records going back that far
the best we have is cultures with self correcting oral traditions like the aboriginal australians
by the 41st millennium this shit's literally myth to everyone but like
eldar, surviving primarchs, a handful of chaos marines and bjorn the fell handed
none of whom are human
Average Gianni post
My beautiful caliban😖
Sorry, to check
Do you think the Culture War Vets actually read the books?
If a YouTube grifter doesn’t tell them to be mad they’d never learn about it
Ashes of the imperium part 1? I think I’ll wait until book 60 is out.
This is the new Horus heresy baby we getting a franchise
60 part Scouring series that leads into a rebooted 60 part War of the Beast?
Then 60 part Reign of Blood / Age of Apostacy
No I'm just more surprised some youtuber grifter hadn't latched on to it
they're preparing their scripts to tell their audience of huskified sheep to sign up for Trump's invasion of Venezuela, fem custodes is penny stakes right now
he did it backwards, you're supposed to manufacture consent first, THEN declare war
the empire is fucking DECLINING
Just been watching the news on that
legit cant believe a South American war might happen like its the Cyberpunk timeline
💀
Its iraq 2
Same reasoning
"Investigation for weapons of mass destruction"
Said WMD's being fent
Cartoon world
in cyberpunk America's invasion backfired because cartels smuggled and detonated a small nuke on US soil after America released bio-plagues on agricultural land

here its prob gonna be like every US foreign invasion
go fight
blow up everyone
somehow lose
quit
Believe it or not, yet another Maximum Mike W
And it'll be a massive stain to the trustworthiness of the states
When someone like Trump can just take power because "Le immigrants"
GOD
A total man of peace btw
Deserves a noble peace prize or something
mashallah the decandent treatlers living in the great satan will reap what they sowed
hai
LMAO
it has happened like
3 times in a row
i saw some war movie that refelcting on it was probably anti civilians but it was like
"we can bomb all the villages we want, but because of the poltiicans, they can kill 100 of our childrne but if we kill a single one of thier children, we lose the war"
then at the end of the movie a like 18 year soldier old controlling a drone blew up a 12 year old
like the drone striek was directly aiming at her lmao
This shit is so bleak to me man
Im not American, so I dont get drafted and shit, but what of my friends?
We technically won the Iran invasion
The problem is... AFTER the invasion

Y'know I would be worried about getting drafted.
...if I didn't have everything else basically going against it
Cool?
Still fucking sucks though
One of my friends is trans, one is black, and one is a woman
I'm so undraftable
And a couple are dudes, one on welfare
Trying to avoid too much great satan posting but the current US government has implied they're not interested in all three
I have flat feet, am overweight, have mental illnesses.
Too brain poisoned by culture war shit to even reconsider it

Don't look up their search history

Yeah, but will that change under war time? I know Hegseth wants a MANLY COOL AWESOME MANLY military, but if this goes for too long, how desperate are they willing to get?
True.
Tbh I’m not sure younger generations want to fight wars for others in a lot of places these days
The gays always win
Why do you think Hegseth want it to be
Manly
Its like the house of a casino
"Only men shall receive my seed"
You either put 100% of your population into the recruiting pool
The draft board when they're desperate enough to ask a sickly millennial like me to please join the war effort:
Or your army becomes gay
tbf a draft hasnt been seriosuly considered since like, 2010
We always win
I’m heading to a store tomorrow to see if they got minis in there
And then I’m heading to a GW store after Christmas since it’s further away
the military needs more technicians and shit than actual soldiers
How do I say this.
I think if the US ever invades Venezuela
The invasion itself will be easy
The hard part is actually holding it
And preventing IEDs from blowing up those valuable oil rigs
"This could have been a drone strike/artillery barrage"
Drones n robots, the future of warfare
Why can’t we do mechs instead
Painting a smug grinning Trazyn on my WW3 drone
Would they be able to even get oil rigs down in time? I feel that'd take months of construction which would be interfered with
So much cooler than dronejak
Because they only work when you don't think about it
Gonna make my drone look like a Servo Skull
Too much area spent on not guns
Much easier to destroy than to build
Also talking about already existing ones
yeah isn't the problem with mechs that they just don't actually work that well
600% increase in psychological warfare
Like imagine seeing mechs pull up
Not when they just get crated by someone with an anti material weapon just sniping the pilot out
Lockheed Martin will come up with one eventually
Or just tripping it
I can see Mechs being good in Mountainous terrain
I mean fair, but isn’t that just as prevalent in the settings they come from?
Can’t the pilot of anything be shot out with an anti material weapon?
Mountains.
That's basically it
Not anymore
Also, because it was vaguely relevant 5 minutes ago, most politicians are ineligible for service due to gender affirming care
Urbanmech
Gender affirming care is a term that also applies to stuff to affirm your biological gender
IE
Hair regrowth
Some skin treatments
Convenient
It doesn't matter because they would ignore it but its funny
I bet if most of those politicians told their party they were doing gender affirming care they’d be beaten to death
This includes our Glorious Leader btw
Urbanmech?
I think I’ve figured out how to describe my custom Dynasty idea
An entire dynasty that for all accounts isn’t an actual dynasty, but works in the shadows sworn to the silent king. His Medjay if you will
My friend showed me this show, he knew I would really like it because I like super hero stuff and then after watching all 7 seasons in 2 weeks I am now playing it’s god awful but really funn battle royal spin off
Wat
Bro is playing my hero academia battle royale

