You can't make bomomb battlefield play in my head like this
#40k-lore-chat
daring creek
hallow saddle
dont send steve off to fight in the imperial guard and get killed in 15 mins
wary fulcrum
It’s part of the reason Angron wasn’t happy with the Emperor, each planet was conquered to feed the conquering of the next, it was a self feeding crusade that required the enslavement of everyone to ensure it continued
hallow saddle
maybe steve the pet rock would crush it as a guardsman cause the bullets would just bounce off
copper patrol
empires in general do really well when they are able to expand
storm jungle
They do great until they always collapse
this is also ironically mostly due to expansion
arctic talon
They do great until they always collapse
Warframe refrence/j
rocky gale
Not my Empire, it will never fall
daring creek
Me too
rocky gale
For mine is an empire of the mind
storm jungle
People say rome lasted 1000 years when it went through like 5 phases where its entire culture changed lol
opaque coyote
Oh yeah also I like this image
young pecan
Surely MY empire doing the same thing will be the one to last forever, because I'm the one running it
copper patrol
floppa
arctic talon
People say rome lasted 1000 years when it went through like 5 phases where its e...
Rome went through several collapses technically lol
It just never stopped being Rome name wise
storm jungle
Rome went through several collapses technically lol
Yeah people act like they always stayed in 1 form lmao
celest cedar
https://youtu.be/6srYQsDfcCY Empires will fall..
arctic talon
Until it did
storm jungle
https://youtu.be/6srYQsDfcCY Empires will fall..
LOL
arctic talon
copper patrol
it's main "collapse" was them realizing europe sucks and moving to constaninople
celest cedar
is a shame this only plays in the twins boss fight...
storm jungle
is a shame this only plays in the twins boss fight...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978617811150725161/1341577806273974373/Caramella_Twins_BG.gif
arctic talon
Yeah people act like they always stayed in 1 form lmao
By this logic China has had a continuous empire till the Qing Dynasty fell
lol
Now granted some people actually think that as well
But those people are stupid
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978617811150725161/1341577806273974373/Ca...
This is cute
storm jungle
By this logic China has had a continuous empire till the Qing Dynasty fell
Its kinda how like the Imperium would have fractured/reformed like China if the writers just didnt have it survive because uhhh "just because"
young pecan
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978617811150725161/1341577806273974373/Ca...
there's no flavor without salt or something
plush mason
sport
young pecan
I think it was salt
copper patrol
Its kinda how like the Imperium would have fractured/reformed like China if the ...
very true
plush mason
because she "plays with her food" per her brother's dialog
storm jungle
the moment the Emperor got enthroned and all the primarchs left there would be galactic civil wars
copper patrol
the last unit in my complex societies course for my anthropology degree(/archeology) was about collapses
and like damn
daring creek
I think the only way to fight religion is with religion. Atleast for the emperor
plush mason
if there is one thing humans are really really good at it's breaking apart into small groups and fighting anyone not in said group for nearly pointless reasons
lament shoal
if there is one thing humans are really really good at it's breaking apart into ...
Also cheeseburgers
daring creek
Right Right Cheese Burgers..
languid meadow
time to glaze necrons in the sense they're an accurate representation of an empire when the leader fucks off
plush mason
the Imperium only survives through essentially plot armor
yeah because even if you try to make the case that all the outside threats are what is keeping the imperium from fragmenting the lore specifically says the many worlds of the imperium are almost completely ignorant of said threats' existance
storm jungle
yeah because even if you try to make the case that all the outside threats are w...
Yeah people really do not realise how petty lower rulers or any person of authority is when it comes to massive empires they pay second fiddle to lol
lament shoal
the Imperium only survives through essentially plot armor
The chaos gods are probably keeping it alive for shits and giggles atp
storm jungle
The chaos gods are probably keeping it alive for shits and giggles atp
*GW writers
but yes
also Chaos doesnt care if the Imperium dies
they can just focus on another reality
plush mason
nah GW is keeping it alive to sell space marine minis
copper patrol
chaos fucking off to AoS becuase it's less shit
storm jungle
nah GW is keeping it alive to sell space marine minis
Only true answer
storm jungle
chaos fucking off to AoS becuase it's less shit
Its literally about as worse
lmao
only difference is theres actual good guys
(and even they got fucked up moments)
copper patrol
fair
storm jungle
plush mason
Nagash is technically a good guy in AOS afaik
storm jungle
Ehhhh no hes evil basically
copper patrol
was allied with order against chaos
plush mason
yeah
storm jungle
Yep then quit because hes a cunt
copper patrol
and we love him for that
arctic talon
Such is the power of nagash
arctic talon
Nagash is technically a good guy in AOS afaik
Nagash is evil, but he’s marginally less evil then chaos
Because he wants something to rule over
Still
copper patrol
that something being dead people
arctic talon
The chaos gods want to blow up the world again
copper patrol
but still
plush mason
The chaos gods want to blow up the world again
they are kinda one note aint they
celest cedar
ay what happened to Alarielle in AoS
arctic talon
And they kept on fighting
copper patrol
that goes crazy actually
arctic talon
ay what happened to Alarielle in AoS
It’s shyish
storm jungle
ay what happened to Alarielle in AoS
She became the elven goddess of life
wary fulcrum
ay what happened to Alarielle in AoS
She got a beetle friend
arctic talon
Oh alarielle
copper patrol
also beeble friend
storm jungle
shes the leader of the wood elves the Sylvaneth
arctic talon
I misread
Allariel has 2 big worshipper bodies.
The wanderer elves and the sylvaneth
lol
copper patrol
arctic talon
The wanderer are most similar to wood elves in WHFB
but less racist
the Sylvaneth are wood elves
celest cedar
wait
storm jungle
She went from "teehee" petite elven lady to a big ass treetrunk thighs amazon princess
arctic talon
and extremely racist
celest cedar
so theres 2 wood elf entities?
young pecan
Sigmar when you ask him why he brought evil people into the new world
copper patrol
She went from "teehee" petite elven lady to a big ass treetrunk thighs amazon pr...
I wasn't gonna say anything
plush mason
but less racist
elves not being omega uber super level racists? impossible
lament shoal
The more I think about the more I realize that emps is basically just elon musk. He talks big game, but just sits back and does nothing while he reaps the rewards of the work his servants do
storm jungle
I wasn't gonna say anything
Her mini's legs are like ridiculously thich lmao
Chun Li type shit
copper patrol
a lot of female mini's legs are
storm jungle
The more I think about the more I realize that emps is basically just elon musk....
LMAO
yeah literally everything the Emperor made is stolen
Bolters
Space Marines
Webway Project
arctic talon
The Sylvaneth literal Wood elves and Fey
The Wanderers, normal elves, worship allarialle, like to travel the wilds and are rangers and such
The Kuronathi, Worship kuranos, have some other more animalistic features
celest cedar
the Sylvaneth are **wood** elves
wait so they just hate non wood elves
storm jungle
The Throne
celest cedar
even fellow elves?
arctic talon
wait so they just hate non wood elves
The Sylvaneth hate literally anyone who isn't a sylvaneth
copper patrol
well they aren't really elves
arctic talon
including the Wanderers and Kuronathi
lol
they're bitter and angry
about being abandoned during the Age of Chaos
which I don't blame them
plush mason
Her mini's legs are like ridiculously thich lmao
need thick thighs to stay upright on the stag beetle from hell i guess
arctic talon
They won't kill you(mostly) but they will threaten you to leave
if you stay past their grace period
have fun being fertilizer
rocky gale
Sigmar when you ask him why he brought evil people into the new world
He's not the only god
storm jungle
celest cedar
uuh Sigmar needs help rebuilding yea?
storm jungle
Also to him he assumed the gods would put aside their differences
and most of them did
Nagash is the one that fucked it up the most
because hes a cunt, again
lmao
copper patrol
didn't he even get gork and mork on his side
storm jungle
Temporarily yeah
rocky gale
After reading Last Volari this Nagash isn't that bad a guy
rocky gale
Nagash wants to make everything death so no one dies, he'a a pretty great guy
celest cedar
such is the way of Nagash
plush mason
just more proof that Sigmar>the god-emperor of mankind
celest cedar
because hes a cunt, again
that mf dipped 💀
storm jungle
just more proof that Sigmar>the god-emperor of mankind
All memes aside yeah Sigmar is legit a great guy
young pecan
The selfish guy was selfish, what a surprise
storm jungle
his entire planet blew up and he huddled its dead core for centuries in the cold of space
young pecan
Thank you sugmar
storm jungle
and when he foudned what is essentially a Great Crusade he didnt become mega-hitler
lol
languid meadow
Join Nagash we have swag
storm jungle
Guy literally wanted alliances left and right
plush mason
All memes aside yeah Sigmar is legit a great guy
he is literally just Conan the god so ofc he is lmao
languid meadow
the era of myth is so funny to me
storm jungle
he is literally just Conan the god so ofc he is lmao
YEP. But id argue even wiser somewhat
Sigmar is legit a great dude
languid meadow
gorkamorka, nagash, sigmar, etc just all teaming up to beat the shit out of things
copper patrol
what was the whole "sigmar lied" deal that happened I remember that being a big nothing burger
languid meadow
ye
rocky gale
Yea it was related to the "immortality" of the Stormcast
young pecan
I like that the New World's creation sounds like mythology that would have been made up in real life
rocky gale
and how sure they live forever, but they essentially stop being themselves eventually
languid meadow
that or rat men
storm jungle
you literally get omre and more dementia the more you die
languid meadow
FUCKIGN DISCORD
storm jungle
until you are just a husk
plush mason
yeah Nagash claimed all mortal souls for himself and he saw the re-forging of the stormcast as Sigmar stealing from him iirc
storm jungle
the Stormcast Eternals literally burn their life away for a sunrise they'll probably never see
copper patrol
it is incredibly dark ye
celest cedar
the Stormcast Eternals literally burn their life away for a sunrise they'll prob...
NOT THE ANDOR QUOTE
GRAA 😭
young pecan
yeah Nagash claimed all mortal souls for himself and he saw the re-forging of th...
Does that not just spit in the face of every single god in the setting, especially of other races
How is that allowed
languid meadow
the tragedy of the stormcasts is also used way more than the ones of the marines
arctic talon
"I'm bored, lets start killing each other again"
- GorkaMorka
"What the fuck no what are you doing"
-Sigmar
storm jungle
NOT THE ANDOR QUOTE
People use that quote for shit like space marines/primarchs who are literal massmurderers when Stormcasts are right there as actual good guys lmao
celest cedar
the story of the stormcast eternal
languid meadow
How is that allowed
such is the power of nagash (literally this time)
celest cedar
who died a child and had body dysmorphia all her time as a stormcast
arctic talon
GW doesn't really treat mariens as tragic
celest cedar
that was peak fantasy grimdark 
storm jungle
who died a child and had body dysmorphia all her time as a stormcast
Shazam type shit
plush mason
How is that allowed
Nagash literally became the god of death so
storm jungle
remember the Sakan/Ultracunt episode
"Imagine the men we'll never be"
stfu loyalist twat
arctic talon
remember the Sakan/Ultracunt episode
"Imagine the men we'll never be"
stfu l...
oh yeah that
languid meadow
like Nagash is so uber fed because he ate most of the other death gods plus on top of all the death that happens in the mortal realms
young pecan
Yeah but each races' gods used to choose what they did with their races' souls, no?
arctic talon
from fucking NAGASH
languid meadow
most of the gods just grumble at him
arctic talon
SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH
arctic talon
Yeah but each races' gods used to choose what they did with their races' souls, ...
yes
storm jungle
Yeah but each races' gods used to choose what they did with their races' souls, ...
Yeah they did
copper patrol
Yeah but each races' gods used to choose what they did with their races' souls, ...
ish
celest cedar
People use that quote for shit like space marines/primarchs who are literal mass...
YEA
storm jungle
its why afterlife in AOS is not too bad unless you're chaos or nagash lmao
copper patrol
I think they all had afterlives in shyish
arctic talon
tbf
plush mason
**SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH**
the power of his vore fetish i mean what
young pecan
Oh so Nagash doesn't actually snatch every single living soul ever okay
arctic talon
Oh so Nagash doesn't actually snatch every single living soul ever okay
he tries but he can't
he's only one god
a really fuckin strong one
storm jungle
is so tragic man
Yeah the stormcast downside sounds really basic on surface until you realise dementia is literally probably one of the worst things you can put on a living being, shit's rough
arctic talon
but he's still only one god
young pecan
I was going to say, I can't possibly see that flying well with literally any of the races' gods
rocky gale
Tbh there's other Death Gods around
Like Morrda
copper patrol
I was going to say, I can't possibly see that flying well with literally any of ...
it doesn't
outer wave
Also he's not even in control of all undead
Those the vampires?
arctic talon
Morrda is a death god/goddess still
And also might be Morr reincarnated
Who knows
celest cedar
Yeah the stormcast downside sounds really basic on surface until you realise dem...
that trailer was somethin else too. Even the Stormcast are bitter about it...
young pecan
Nagash being a dog begging for table scraps while he sits in the corner and does nothing helpful is funny
copper patrol
Those the vampires?
some vampires
celest cedar
Sigmar still hasnt found a solution to the problem 😭
languid meadow
I mean not nothing perse
arctic talon
Sigmar still hasnt found a solution to the problem 😭
He probably won’t ever
Unless he kills nagash
young pecan
GOD OF DEATH (pretty please give me your soul)
copper patrol
I think the only undead group he has complete control over is the ossiarchs I am pretty sure
languid meadow
bonereapers are up there with stormcasts in fighting strength and anti chaos fuckery
arctic talon
Bonereapers and night haunt he has strong control over
copper patrol
aren't they spontaneously created sometimes though?
languid meadow
they do shit
young pecan
Nagash is literally tearing off bits of their soul everytime
Oh is that why Stormcast lose their memories when they die or is that something different entirely
arctic talon
aren't they spontaneously created sometimes though?
Still with nagash’s magic
rocky gale
Soulblight kinda serve Nagash in terms of like they worship and revere him, but they largely just do whatever the fuck they want.
arctic talon
Oh is that why Stormcast lose their memories when they die or is that something ...
Partially, but there’s other reasons
copper patrol
ah yeah, it's still him doing it because he choses all the "punishments"
celest cedar
Nagash is literally tearing off bits of their soul everytime
yuh
plush mason
btw, are any of the gods of AOS playable on the TT? can you have Nagash and Sigmar on the battle field for example?
celest cedar
that dickhead..
copper patrol
sigmar is the only one that you can't iirc
that's still around
the dawi gods are both gone pretty sure
not that GW has expanded on either duradin faction at all
arctic talon
btw, are any of the gods of AOS playable on the TT? can you have Nagash and Sigm...
They’re fragments of the god but yes
Nagash
Allariel
Teclis
plush mason
They’re fragments of the god but yes
ok so not the full power
arctic talon
A few more I forgot
rocky gale
Morathi
young pecan
They’re fragments of the god but yes
Similar to D&D avatars?
copper patrol
doesn't Tyrion have a model?
storm jungle
Tyrion you dimwit
languid meadow
glory to Teclis
storm jungle
glory to Teclis
plush mason
glory to the Y pose
rocky gale
Teclis is unfortunately the lamest part of his own model
copper patrol
actually not really they are kinda assholes
arctic talon
Teclis looks better if you paint his face as a mask
wary fulcrum
btw, are any of the gods of AOS playable on the TT? can you have Nagash and Sigm...
Nagash, Alarielle, ‘Kragnos’, Teclis
I suppose Gotrek? He’s a god of fucking people up
arctic talon
Bro refuses to embrace his god hood
plush mason
Teclis is unfortunately the lamest part of his own model
the Y pose of domination this was the stance he was in to force Slannesh to puke up all those elf souls
arctic talon
Rolling up to the function with this on nagash’s current base
young pecan
Teclis is unfortunately the lamest part of his own model
Are those trees supposed to be that small or are they supposed to be that big
wary fulcrum
I love that Nagash and Teclis compete for biggest hat, but it vastly different ways
(Height vs width)
celest cedar
I love nagash's model
mmm the detailings on the staff pole
young pecan
What a dork
wary fulcrum
Oh shit, Morathi is a god too
rocky gale
and one cannot forget Morathi
copper patrol
is she? I though she was still trying at that
wary fulcrum
Mathlan maybe?
The Idoneth dude with a wave as a cloak
copper patrol
but like basically there
arctic talon
Such is the power of nagash
wary fulcrum
is she? I though she was still trying at that
Nah it’s confirmed now
rocky gale
Na she fully became Morathi Khaine
languid meadow
His model is so good
arctic talon
is she? I though she was still trying at that
She’s basically all the way there
plush mason
isnt Archeon a god in his own right techincally?
languid meadow
the term would be demi god
rocky gale
and the greatest god
wary fulcrum
isnt Archeon a god in his own right techincally?
He wants to kill the god gods
Unlike Belakor who wants to join the god gods
The dork
copper patrol
and that's why archeon is based
languid meadow
they should let him succeed but get trapped like Slaanesh
plush mason
and the greatest god
ok that is a sick mini holy fuck
wary fulcrum
ok that is a sick mini holy fuck
He’s not a god, just a pissed Vampire btw
rocky gale
He's a god amongst men
storm jungle
ok that is a sick mini holy fuck
one of the best warhammer minis ever imo
copper patrol
isn't that ushoran
storm jungle
genuinely fantastic
plush mason
one of the best warhammer minis ever imo
i agree
celest cedar
oh didnt Luthor Harkon got killed in end times
copper patrol
yup
celest cedar
bleak..
west pendant
Who here plays diablo ?
celest cedar
I like the vampire pirate man
copper patrol
he gets mogged by some random ass nurgle dudes iirc
west pendant
I am playing Diablo 1 and damn the atmosphere is so cool
celest cedar
he gets mogged by some random ass nurgle dudes iirc
didnt he get betrayed by
west pendant
Probably one of the most grimdark games
celest cedar
was it Mannfred
copper patrol
that happens first yeah
languid meadow
it's always him
celest cedar
Mannfred you hack
languid meadow
I do hope we get Ushoran in Wh3 one of these days
copper patrol
idk if he gets specifially killed by nurgled isabella or not
languid meadow
but I fear lords of the endtimes is the last we get anything undead 
celest dome
Manfred bailed and left him to redie
wary fulcrum
Such a cock
copper patrol
reminder mannfred also fucked over blathzar gelt
he coulda been a god in AoS (that woulda never happened but you know)
wary fulcrum
reminder mannfred also fucked over blathzar gelt
To be fair,the name ‘manfred’ is enough of a reminder that he fucks someone over
languid meadow
Fredding his mann
copper patrol
I believe he was trying to mantle the metal wind when mannfred fuck him over
and then mannfred procced to not mantle Chamon like the fuck up he is
celest dome
Iirc it happened after Gelt hqd become the Incarnate of Metal
copper patrol
I think it ended up with a dwarf taking that after gelt died
arctic talon
he coulda been a god in AoS (that woulda never happened but you know)
Balthazar Arum is a guy I tuess
copper patrol
which is wierd as fuck with how magic resitant dwarves are
copper patrol
most the other gods are the incarnates is why I say he coulda been a god
celest dome
I think it ended up with a dwarf taking that after gelt died
Torghrim had it and then died and it went to Gelt
The only other Dwarf to become an Incarnate was Umgrim with Fire
Forgot which god though
rocky gale
but I fear lords of the endtimes is the last we get anything undead <a:spamtonro...
Ushoran as FLC alongside the DLC, trust
celest dome
Am annoyed that Neferata won't be in the VCount tbh
rocky gale
She won't?
celest dome
Probably, as she seem to be part of what ever Nagash is
spring cairn
TWW eating so good
rocky gale
Yea but so are Manfred, Vlad and Harkon
spring cairn
i can't even complaing about anything related to it rn
tomorrow more news about 40k, don't sleep on that buddies
rocky gale
I imagine she'll be Vampire Counts, but if you play as Nagash you'll basically get quests to confederate them all
copper patrol
I can but it's mostly related to my state in life rather then the state of the game
just can't enjoy it like I used to
(pretty sure it's due to a heavy adhd medication change)
spring cairn
It can be time consuming, but it's p good when u have nothing to do or waiting for people
celest dome
I imagine she'll be Vampire Counts, but if you play as Nagash you'll basically g...
Hopefully, but unlike the other she isn't yet a playable faction, and unless they do Nagash as only Starting LL of his race...
spring cairn
your campaign is always waiting for you, it won't go away
spring cairn
rarely, unless there was some drastic change in an update
I've logged back in very old campaigns no biggies usually
copper patrol
(I should note that in general since that adhd medication change I am doing much better in life, so it's not due to bad things. just like brain chemistry shit)
languid meadow
Nef is being added but no idea how outside of Nagash
They said a while ago they wanted to add her as a Lord
Iirc
copper patrol
you said nef I immediately though of this mf
copper patrol
languid meadow
I lost the image of him being traced onto Elon during the PoE incident
arctic talon
what do you think goes through the Grineer lancers head when they decide to run at a warframe with 2 grenades primed
languid meadow
And it's the drifter saying "you will die alone"
arctic talon
I lost the image of him being traced onto Elon during the PoE incident
tbf they're literally the same type of person
lol
Elon and Anyo both think they're extremely smart
have an incredible ego
steal from others
are racist
use labor that is arguably slave labor
also they like money
copper patrol
I'd classify Fortuna as debt slavery
arctic talon
elon anyo
copper patrol
did they add a way to swap fortuna back to pre narmer in the last two patches?
storm jungle
the prophet of profit himself
god i legit
cannot get over how fucking baller the title of Prophet of Profit is
also the fact that his holograph-beard is just stock information of how much money he makes
fucking peak design
copper patrol
the rest of the robe is money I think
spring cairn
copper patrol
https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-1...
it regularly does too
it's really funny
arctic talon
love how you can see the stock ticker going
whenever he's around
the head of the Corpus board being called Frohd Bek which sounds like Fraud is also golden tbh
he acts like an out of touch old dude as well
copper patrol
GROFIT
lament shoal
arctic talon
GROFIT
"May our ledgers become ocean. Our margins see Centauri. In the name of profit I commit thee to the void"
arctic talon
This shouldn't be as funny to me as it is
it just is inherently funny if you've seen Nef Anyo talk/how he acts lol tbh
prolly Nef at his most pathetic
lol
copper patrol
god the venom in that last My son is crazy
arctic talon
Nef's VA is incredible tbh
all of the corpus VA's are top notch at selling how each of them act lol
copper patrol
shout out salad V
arctic talon
Alad is slimy, backhanded, but isn't fearful at all. He actually gets his hands dirty until he literally can't fight anymore lol
Nef is very self assured, grandiose, confidant, but breaks apart the moment shit starts going out of control and never gets his hands dirty
Frohd is overconfident and would rather avoid conflict, is cowardly but actually puts up a good facade
Parvos feels like there's always something wrong, he's kind and warm outwardly but he always sounds like he's about to shoot you in the head even when he's happy
lol
copper patrol
John prodman
west pendant
expedition 33 is mid
rocky gale
First ragebait is the hardest, don't worry. You get better the more you practice
valid needle
He isn’t wrong it is lowkey trash
rocky gale
See there's an experienced ragebaiter, but even a pro can struggle with the source material
crystal forum
i haven't played expedition 33 but i choose to hate it because i live life spitefully
vagrant fox
fr*nch game
celest cedar
First ragebait is the hardest, don't worry. You get better the more you practice
they just hate a good game
vagrant fox
jrpg gameplay is the bane of fun
outer wave
I would look into E33, but Im still going through Metaphor
And technically also Chronotrigger
languid meadow
arctic talon
jrpg gameplay is the bane of fun
chat kill them for hating JRPGs
vagrant fox
arctic talon
https://youtu.be/qDFEeeLy6ws?si=Y26bURprflOqMo0X
expected, the ocean area can be spawned in on the map lol
vagrant fox
Ex33 is apparently quite good I just really don't like that kind of gameplay
crystal forum
is it jrpg if it's not japanese
winter pine
tbh I just use it as a label for that kind of specific turn based RPG
arctic talon
gameplay wise yes
JRPG is like
an all encompassing lable for that sort of turn based RPG now
tbh
winter pine
Menu navigation mostly lmao
arctic talon
the industry has not come up with a better name
lol
also I'd make a joke about EX33 playing like a ATLUS game
but its got more then enough thats different lol
winter pine
cRPG for the stuff like Rogue Trader, Pathfinder WOTR, Baldur's Gate, Divinity etc is another decent enough one
outer wave
https://tenor.com/view/jack-frost-smt-shin-megami-tensei-megami-tensei-demi-gif-...
Me when I strength build Demifiend
arctic talon
which is a mouthful
winter pine
larian mfs just randomly dropping the craziest grimdark trailer for a video game I've ever seen at the start of the game awards
arctic talon
tbf
its Divinity
kind of expected
This might be an ARPG tho bcs its not Original Sin
vagrant fox
Divinity is funny like that
wintry cloud
Man
vagrant fox
You do
crystal forum
im so close too
wintry cloud
This is a really big deal
winter pine
I'm replaying DOS 2 because of it
wintry cloud
im so close too
You gonna finish?
winter pine
I hope Dark Heresy is good, I want more of that good FFG lore
vagrant fox
I reckon it will be
winter pine
TTRPG
vagrant fox
ttrpg, video game soon
winter pine
Dark Heresy specifically is about being an Inquisitor and their unfortunate doomed henchmen
I love how evil and malevolent some of the chaos artifacts are in Dark Heresy lmao, I hope Owlcat really leans on that
vagrant fox
I want more psyker perils back
vagrant fox
Yea, in the ttrpg you play as the acolytes and it's good fun
lament shoal
im so close too
crystal forum
lament shoal
Where was the murder of the emperor's father, leading to him becoming a fascist, mentioned?
I remember Dilara talking about it
vagrant fox
In Master of Mankind he kills his uncle who killed his father
It's just reading into that moment as he decides what kind of person he decides to be
languid meadow
alpha tmr
lament shoal
In Master of Mankind he kills his uncle who killed his father
It's just reading ...
Ty
languid meadow
but to get access to the alpha you need to buy the 80 dollaradoo version
lament shoal
@vagrant fox this moment in the book takes place long before the main events of 30k I'm assuming?
vagrant fox
Yeah it's a flashback iirc
languid meadow
owlcat refuses to send a verification email
lament shoal
Ty
vagrant fox
Speaking of the emperor, Dorns mention of seeing terror in the emps remaining eye in Ashes of The Imperium was kind of neat
daring creek
Why can't they release pluribus faster?
lament shoal
Hes so happy
He's so gloopy
abstract vector
Nurgling?
no wait nvm
thats too big for a nurgling
I cant believe GW made beheaded Daemons now as a unit
abstract vector
its a "treasure token" in cursed city
sucks
I legit thought that a legal unit
You can have dead daemons as units even if you behead them
outer wave
No
The Ork gestalt field doesnt really work to that extent
Its only really used to lubricate the gears of reality, in a sense
Despite being built shoddily, ork tech will work semi-competently despite really not working otherwise and things can still blow up anyhow
The gestalt field isnt so reality bending that it allows certain people to live or die
abstract vector
Age of Sigmar leaker is right
-He predicted possible Iron Warriors 40K
Now wait for yarrick if they retcon him from being dead
no steel legion rerelease
surreal nest
Darkwater might have some of the most streamlined and easy to digest rules ive seen from GW
dapper gyro
Friend asked me this, and im like 85.5% sure this is the case
To add to Berk's, the power needed for the Big E to function is enormous, the guy is basically the strongest non warp being in the galaxy. It would require the entire race of Ork to focus to big E at all times to even do something noticeable, which they don't because they have better things to enjoy.
languid meadow
groovy
queen laurel
Friend asked me this, and im like 85.5% sure this is the case
also to further add orks WWWAAAAAAAAGGGHHH fields only work on orks
jade holly
also to further add orks WWWAAAAAAAAGGGHHH fields only work on orks
Is Yarrick Ork enough to count?
queen laurel
Is Yarrick Ork enough to count?
no he's a badass
that's how he was able to be based
Not because of ork belief
dapper gyro
Also because of the psychological on the ork, which they debuff themselves against him.
jade holly
Didn’t he get an ocular implant that could fire lasers just to fuck with them?
queen laurel
Also because of the psychological on the ork, which they debuff themselves again...
ah nah that's false at most he just takes advantage of their beliefs on him
Like his eye implant that has the strength of a las pistol
jade holly
“Why is Lash on the naughty list?”
“Lash is an asshole”
radiant lance
Jacob lash is an asshole
lament shoal
Imperiumcore
celest cedar
abstract vector
Imperiumcore
Soviet Union Commissars AOE buff but cost 1 troop or One Barrier squad means nobody can retreat
Scorch Earth Tactics gives debuff on movement
celest dome
You could have implied Lizard sex in DoS2
celest cedar
not fun..
misty vector
A lizard prostitute robbed my friend
languid meadow
dapper gyro
Just play Skyrim...
abstract vector
Just play Skyrim...
check mods one by one for 10 hours then you make a mistake and do it for another day
dapper gyro
check mods one by one for 10 hours then you make a mistake and do it for another...
Me for the last 10 years...
celest cedar
check mods one by one for 10 hours then you make a mistake and do it for another...
never again
abstract vector
Me for the last 10 years...
Toddy release anniv update. mods break, wait for another week of updates then repeat
opaque coyote
Fun fact: In the time period where that large ass meteor fell and made the dinosaurs go extinct. It wasn't instant. It was a slow march towards death for them.
However, India interestingly enough had a tropical climate which would've made it easier for dinosaurs to pull through. It was also an island as well.
If the Deccan traps didn't eurpt.
But honestly, imagine if India was just dominated by Dinosaurs while the rest of the world went through the typical evolution
At least until India connected to Asia
abstract vector
in other words Jurrassic Park should be in India as alt universe?
abstract vector
Eldrad is 25 dollars
nocturne jetty
celest dome
Are you predicting Eldar like how it was with Necro Sienna ?
abstract vector
Are you predicting Eldar like how it was with Necro Sienna ?
Eldrad probably is day one lord or its gonna be Ynnari. At worse for eldar fans 25 dollar pack
nocturne jetty
Are you predicting Eldar like how it was with Necro Sienna ?
I predict alot of futures kidding.
I just know were in the Inqusition times so might not happen. Unless their all Humans in
Darktide
celest dome
Eldrad probably is day one lord or its gonna be Ynnari. At worse for eldar fans ...
No for Darktide.
Don't think Mira had leaked anything for TWW fantasy
abstract vector
ah nvm
celest dome
I just know were in the Inqusition times so might not happen. Unless their all H...
Dark Heresy will have some Xenos in the Inquisitorial acolyte team, but it's full agent, not so much as an army like we have here
celest dome
Spoil me
celest cedar
misty vector
The chaos god colors
raven stone
Four hours of remote call session training
Save my soul so I can commence my holiday leave fully…
misty vector
Ive got like 3 more hours with a bigoted coworker
Claimed how a random woman on the radio must have been a diversity hire
spring cairn
shadow plover
tough haven
Blows up pancakes with mind
queen laurel
celest dome
Bug-ish
rocky gale
My leaked feet pics
dapper gyro
I count 5 toes, so still human.
celest dome
Ash Waste bugs 🙏
queen laurel
that's an ork space station i wager
abstract vector
Space Station
dapper gyro
Look straight out of a Lego game...
abstract vector
I think same model like uh
vagrant fox
Looted space station, makes sense to me
abstract vector
Battlefleet Gothic 2
queen laurel
just wondered if it was based on official artwork or model
yes that
abstract vector
Exterminatus Confirmed
celest dome
Bet that 9/10 person that are posting about space battle haven't even played Battlefleet Gothic
rose thorn
This guy has literally only been right once, don’t trust him
abstract vector
I heard from friends he got some boxes right. Especially the skaven boxes months ago
urban spire
it's a gooped rust stalker
spring cairn
all the artworks were peak
dapper gyro
Is it edible?
urban spire
anything is edible once
rose thorn
I heard from friends he got some boxes right. Especially the skaven boxes months...
He has not guessed any boxes so far for skaven that have released yet. Additionally he only got dark water correct (which was already leaked before he said anything). The only validity he has is the most utter dog water pictures ever. Additionally one of his “leaks” (that he stole from someone else) was disproven
I am the number one Boole hater
rose thorn
The fyreslayer release will probably be the last straw for him, since what he said for it was disproven already
celest dome
I am the number one Boole hater
The dude try to keep to cryptic messages cause it's easier to not be wrong, I also find it quite uncredible
celest dome
The fyreslayer release will probably be the last straw for him, since what he sa...
What were his leaks ? for the FS
abstract vector
What were his leaks ? for the FS
Tabletop
Moslty AOS and some 40K ones
I heard from friends he is Mostly AOS Content
rose thorn
What were his leaks ? for the FS
That fyreslayers are gonna be replaced with an all dwarf united faction, which according to an actually credible source was an idea a they were gonna do but scrapped with when ToW took dwarves
rose thorn
Which he directly stole from wolf who is back peddling on it currently
jade holly
I love how in lore Imotekh is that super big brained tactician who’s always 4 steps ahead of people
Until he fights Orkz
And he’s just so fucking pissed at them because of how simple minded and stupid they are
queen laurel
And he’s just so fucking pissed at them because of how simple minded and stupid ...
i mean that's the thing with orks
they are genuinely random
The tactics they can employ can be wildly all over the place
wet sandal
Imotekh is so pissed off because he got the true tabletop experience of the ork player somehow rolling 10 gorilling 6s on their WAAGH turn
jade holly
Imotekh is so pissed off because he got the true tabletop experience of the ork ...
And the Ork players roll one die at a time
plush mason
near wasp
And the Ork players roll one die at a time
Bro I'd lose my mind
arctic talon
if you roll one dice at a time
as orks
you deserve to stub your toe
guard as well
outer wave
Not Tyranids?
plush mason
idk how anyone can have the patience to roll over 10 dice one at a time
undone elm
arctic talon
Not Tyranids?
Nids do not shoot as many dice
lol
Orks entire gimmick
Is way worse
lol
unironically slow rolling as Orks or guard literally serves no purpose other then to waste time
opaque coyote
unironically slow rolling as Orks or guard literally serves no purpose other the...
"Hold on hold on, I get a'nother roll!"
jade holly
https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-987...
Best part is the Ork rolls one die a time in that animation lmao
arctic talon
well
Dakka dakka dakka requires you to roll one at a time
which is why GW replaced it lol
Dakka Dakka Dakka was a fun addition from 8e
but it was also like
💀
outer wave
They got something similar but simpler and not as explosive in 10e, yeah?
tough haven
They could have just rebalanced dakka dakka dakka cause it was a fun concept
arctic talon
They could have just rebalanced dakka dakka dakka cause it was a fun concept
Anything they would have done would have killed the spirit of it being infinite shots because it requires slow rolling
inherently
you need to roll your exploding 6's 1 by 1 again
hallow saddle
i like the sustained/lethal hits rules
especially as a chaos player
dark pacts for every unit
languid meadow
Watched the interview for total war and it looks cool but I really hope we get a deep dive into what the fuck the "crusade" system is
vagrant fox
I gotta conquer the galaxy for Saim Hann and a peaceable future
celest cedar
daring creek
https://fxtwitter.com/IronLadyEther/status/2000695475670745130
I'm sooo neurospicy I shake my wittle hands when I feel excited x3
lament shoal
@arctic talon
daring creek
Me on the left
Huh the one on the right ain't even walking
I wonder what Mason Lindroth was thinking with the animations...
Why makr viewax bounce around like dat..
arctic talon
<@255478624851853312>
Brain rot
daring creek
Life goals
radiant lance
Do skitarii femboys wear thigh highs on top of their amputations or are they already thigh high painted?
Or like irremovable thigh highz
sacred ginkgo
This is how you get shot by the nearest tech priest
radiant lance
What if my thigh highs have purity seals
arctic talon
Do skitarii femboys wear thigh highs on top of their amputations or are they alr...
Awful
lament shoal
celest cedar
Do skitarii femboys wear thigh highs on top of their amputations or are they alr...
that one image really did brainrotted everyones perception of the faction aint it
jade holly
Who is this guy and why is he a limited time model
sacred ginkgo
Chaos lord
winged jacinth
Chaos aurafarmer
sacred ginkgo
And because
jade holly
Kinda wanna do an entire homebrew successor chapter/warband based on that design
arctic talon
Who is this guy and why is he a limited time model <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107...
generic chaos lord
with a name
abstract vector
Who is this guy and why is he a limited time model <:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107...
GW bullshit whats it called. Store Exlcusive events or Warhammer Tournament
Its annoying some models are only bought when big tournaments are announced
You only get them via Ebay
abstract vector
Damn I hate how easily big swords and capes intrigue me lmao
It looks cool BUT GW said “Hahhaha FUCK YOU, BUY IT DURING TOURNAMENTS YOU CANT VISIT”
sacred ginkgo
You get it with a wh+ sub
jade holly
Less that
And more evolving on the idea of the big cape and sword smh
I said those things easily intrigue me earlier
I got ideas bubbling in my brain
prob not good ideas
But ideas
languid meadow
celest cedar
Such is the power of Nagash and those asscheeks
daring creek
Do you think Kazuma Kiryu could tank the 40k verse
storm jungle
https://fxtwitter.com/SomeNitwit/status/2000823012212494525
😭
dapper gyro
Do you think Kazuma Kiryu could tank the 40k verse
Yes!
You, too, can tank the 40K verse.
daring creek
You, too, can tank the 40K verse.
omg how ;3
dapper gyro
It is call: "The power of imagination"
rocky gale
I thought you were going to say she'd tank it as in cause it to tank out
dapper gyro
You actually read my mind.
However, I got bashed before for calling a woman a tank... Therefore I had to look for a more gentil approach.
queen laurel
However, I got bashed before for calling a woman a tank... Therefore I had to lo...
this you?
dapper gyro
If that was me, you ork would have burned crisp.
queen laurel
If that was me, you ork would have burned crisp.
i meant the comment you piece of farming tools
dapper gyro
i meant the comment you piece of farming tools
That's what I mean...
queen laurel
That's what I mean...
oh shit I thought you were threatening me because you thought I was saying you're the blurred out picture my bad g
dapper gyro
No worry, ork's brain is not that bright, I understand that much.
cinder pivot
https://fxtwitter.com/SomeNitwit/status/2000823012212494525
The power of Nagyatt
opaque coyote
The power of Nagyatt
"every1 is so mean to me" ahh
daring creek
However, I got bashed before for calling a woman a tank... Therefore I had to lo...
I'm 700+ pounds so I can be a tank servitor :3333333
Me when I solo the whole 40k universe by being an obese tank cyborg
Ain't got shit on me
daring creek
dapper gyro
Yes, that's my girl.
daring creek
Skins you alive with a spoon
dapper gyro
I can do that with my hand.
nocturne crest
Here's a fun question: Could each 40k faction survive Vita Carnis?
copper patrol
Damn I hate how easily big swords and capes intrigue me lmao
real
Tf is life meat
||I got some life meat right here||
tough haven
Can anyone here with more knowledge help me come up with like 3 more rooms for my imperial base that’s been overrun by orks?
celest dome
like architecture ?
tough haven
like architecture ?
Nah like I have 3 empty rooms and need to figure out what to fill them with
I’ll send what I already got
abstract vector
Can anyone here with more knowledge help me come up with like 3 more rooms for m...
this game looks familiar
whats the name?
abstract vector
ah nvm
copper patrol
my brain tagged it as rimworld for a second ngl
tough haven
This is my east wing, it’s done
celest dome
So infirmary, mess hall and something ?
celest dome
Could have vehicle repair bay (maybe have a Mekboy hidden there); warehouse (with loads of ammo), gun platform
tough haven
tough haven
Could have vehicle repair bay (maybe have a Mekboy hidden there); warehouse (wit...
That’s kinda what I got with this garage, gonna be a few meks trying to retrofit some imperial vehicles
This base was taken over by Kommandos under cover of night after most of the forces left to assault an Ork position, leaving only a skeleton crew to defend it
Then I have the second floor which is like 80% done
tough haven
So infirmary, mess hall and something ?
Btw sorry, the infirmary is on the 2nd floor and is painboy infested, the first floor has a prison
2nd floor has medical bay, comms, armory, officers quarters and officers mess
But my whole west wing on 2nd floor is empty
Top left will be an elevator room that goes up to the commanders quarters and strategium
abstract vector
my brain tagged it as rimworld for a second ngl
yeah that one
urban spire
thought that was rimworld for a second
copper patrol
the rimworld mind virus
surreal nest
I thought its Tournament Model?
No it was just a warhammer day celebration model
rocky gale
You can still pick it up in certain stores
abstract vector
nvm
copper patrol
vagrant fox
holy hell someone that isn't lyons is writing a dkok book
If the lives of the Kriegsmen are to be spent, he would see them spent effectively, and so the 472nd must escape the doomed world. Alas, it’s hard enough to stop a single guardsman of Krieg from charging fearlessly into enemy guns, let alone an entire regiment. Will Hesh be able to bring the Death Korps to heel, or will he and his men be consumed in the fires of Rezlan VI like so many others?
suddenly uninterested
storm jungle
`If the lives of the Kriegsmen are to be spent, he would see them spent effectiv...
I love how this entire premise is just based on the meme of
"Krieg are so suicidal commissars gotta stop them from charging into gunlines"
also this is a new author, so its extremely gonna be likely mid lol
outer wave
`If the lives of the Kriegsmen are to be spent, he would see them spent effectiv...
I love how the description sort of reads like one of those Harlequin romance novels my mom loves to read
"Will she finally bring him to heel, or will he forever be wild??"
storm jungle
also still keeping up the amazing naming convention
DEATH RIDER
DEATH WORLDER
KRIEG
ASSASINORUM
SPACE MARINE
vagrant fox
court of thorns and roses aah description yeah
storm jungle
INQUISITOR
vagrant fox
APOSTLE
vagrant fox
Annandale has written some neat things so here's hoping
storm jungle
APOSTLE
At least they had the brains to be like
"Dark Apostles? Hmmm"
DARK APOSTLE
outer wave
Lmao thats close enough
vagrant fox
I find it funny that there's Fulgrim and Fulgrim The Perfect Son
just add bits to the latter one to differentiate it
vagrant fox
Fulgrim is barely in the second one
storm jungle
Fulgrim is barely in the second one <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Lmao remember Angron's novel?
literally the exact same format
zero POVs of the character
barely does anything in their self-titled book
we follow a loser chaos marine
peak
vagrant fox
Shows up, fucks everything up, leaves
storm jungle
YEP
vagrant fox
It's kind of funny, just wish the title was different
storm jungle
Same
rocky gale
Meanwhile The Ushoran novel
Other PoV "I sure hope Ushoran isn't doing the thing"
Ushoran PoV "haha I am doing the thing"
vagrant fox
I wonder what this will be, it could be ANYTHING about the scouring
rocky gale
Carnage unending..... Kharn the Betrayer...... Kharnage unending!!
storm jungle
no a novel like that would be titled KHARN
vagrant fox
Or maybe THE BETRAYER just so you don't confuse it with BETRAYER
wet sandal
i remember when in kharn kharn kharned all over the place
storm jungle
god
im still not over DEATHWORLD and DEATHWORLDER
you know they googled that shit and were like "just add 'er' at the end of our new one"
vagrant fox
It's a little lazy but I suppose as long as the stories are good. Not that they always are
storm jungle
Yeah unfortunately they never arent was gonna say lmao
rocky gale
Just be glad it wasn't Deathworld 2: Death harder
wet sandal
tbh i think its peak when the book's name is just "main character"
wintry cloud
I may need both of those books dang it
I love chaos as a concept and krieg are really awesome with their zealotry
Stop jerking me off GW
vagrant fox
You'll have to tell me how the dkok one is because the description doesn't inspire me much
Annandale has some some good chaos stuff in the past, definitely picking that one up
outer wave
Just be glad it wasn't Deathworld 2: Death harder
The main character's name in that book would be "Mortis Death" and he comes from the Deathworld "Dead Despair"
wintry cloud
😂
outer wave
Okay maybe Im dumb, but Dead Despair as a name for an object or planet does kinda go hard
Still dumb, but yeah
vagrant fox
cool as hell tbf
rose thorn
Btw MoN this weekend
tough haven
I love owlcat
dapper gyro
Nah, they would go something simpler, but still dumb, like "Deathlier world".
tough haven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsbKA3iGfqs
Music to perform endless scroll-work to
storm jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsbKA3iGfqs
yoink
vagrant fox
owlcat makes some superb bangers
vagrant fox
I keep listening to the Dark Heresy main theme it's zoopin
tough haven
Oh its just the main theme but lofi
darn
I was hoping it would be multiple tracks made into lofi
Fuck guys, what sorts of things are in military bases
there has to be shit I'm just not thinking about
vagrant fox
Coms stations
tough haven
I have that already
storm jungle
I keep listening to the Dark Heresy main theme it's zoopin
God i still need to listen to the full Rogue Trader OST
its like 4 hours long
💀
vagrant fox
I'm leaving for my parents home where I'll be stuck for 2 and some weeks and I want to play Rogue Trader, it's pure suffering