#40k-lore-chat

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daring creek
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keep posting cats.

arctic talon
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bra yes, hygine products no, you're lucky if you even get a shower

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lol

misty vector
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might be a seal idk

daring creek
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WET PUSSY

raven stone
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Given Jax's flashbacks, it is feasible that the circus is more an odd sort of medical device for terminally ill/critically injured people in a coma to keep their brains active. Abstraction is likely a case of actual genuine brain death of some sort, or data corruption.

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Their IRL memories are suppressed to help recovery, and the whole thing is probably undergoing clinical trials.

opaque coyote
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I'm guessing that Abstraction is the program being unable to comprehend the stress.

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In short, being unable to comprehend the abstract

raven stone
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That is a possibility too

opaque coyote
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It's also my best guess for why Scratch abstracted after Caine added too many "modifiers"

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Too much stress on the brain

arctic talon
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GW should give a 40k faction a knife that explodes

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After you stab it into someone

opaque coyote
# raven stone That is a possibility too

Considering Jax literally had an "out of body" experience. My best guess is that it happens because of disassociation. But the program takes it more literally this time.

arctic talon
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Like the blade explodes

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Idk what faction deserves this but I think it would fit

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And be horrifying

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Make it like, expand with fish hooks or something once it gets stabbed as well so you can’t pull it out

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Without a chunk of flesh

young pecan
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Surely even in 40k tampons exist

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No way they have female guardsmen free bleeding or that is just stupid

arctic talon
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they prolly do

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but the guard probably doesn't give them for free lol

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depending on supply lines

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hygine goes first

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from what we've seen in books

young pecan
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Typical patriarchy
Making women pay for necessities

arctic talon
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you're lucky to get a shower

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lol

surreal nest
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Usually the big warhammer boxes have super flimsy models but these r pretty solid

arctic talon
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oh hey

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they're using actual plastic

surreal nest
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Some of the best push fit models so far

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They literally pop like legos

raven stone
surreal nest
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I'm gonna play a solo game tonight I will let you know how the rules are

daring creek
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He cares not for where the blood flows

surreal nest
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These models are some of GW's best though

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The rot templars are peak design

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Why are aos sculptors so passionate

daring creek
raven stone
daring creek
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Do space marines get pads and tampons

surreal nest
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Yes

daring creek
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Hell yeah

surreal nest
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Their own blood clots

young pecan
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Reminds me of how apparently the lore of Fallout stimpaks are that they just boost your metabolism crazy style

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So canonically when you're spamming stimpaks

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You are absolutely shitting your drawls

surreal nest
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Are you fr thats actually so funny

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I love fallout

daring creek
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stimpacks give you hyper shits

raven stone
daring creek
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🤤

dapper gyro
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@daring creek Eggnog tradition at my works party.

daring creek
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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fuck

arctic talon
surreal nest
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God eggnog always looks like vomit to me

dapper gyro
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They reused the boxes...

arctic talon
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not even a joke

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AoS gets more creative freedom in general

daring creek
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I'm actually getting some eggnog tonight

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yipeeeeeeeeee

arctic talon
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40k has to fit within the boundries of existing faction aesthetics

surreal nest
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It shows

arctic talon
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that have existed for a decade at least

surreal nest
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I can literally feel the smile the AoS team had making these models

arctic talon
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then again

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AoS is still

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chained to Jes Goodwin and John Blanche

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lol

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almost all 40k and AoS model ranges

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are from Jes's or Blanche's sketchbook

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lol

surreal nest
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Is there a video that actually goes into the designing of and general creation process of sculpting and miniatures

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Im interested

arctic talon
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Jes's interviews are interesting to see how he designs things aesthetically

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uhhh

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aside from Jes Goodwin's or John Blanche's interviews and GW employees yapping? no

surreal nest
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They gotta get on that

arctic talon
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also Blanche really likes primaris

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lol

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like

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not even fucking around

surreal nest
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A miniature design philosophy documentary would go hard

arctic talon
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then again he's also said he got Craftworld Eldar right the first time around

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and they were perfect in that iteration lol

surreal nest
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You are describing how like how I feel about deadpool's co creator

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Rob liefeld

arctic talon
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Jes is interesting

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tbh

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he's very proud of his work lol

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but he's also retired now

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he doesn't work for GW as of 2020

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or 2021

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John Blanche and Jes Goodwin are togther responsible for like

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99% of the 40k and AoS aesthetic

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lol

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For some of Blanche's AoS work

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also this one for WHFB that got reused for darkoath

urban spire
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what? real plastic? not esoterically processed corn mass?

arctic talon
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then GW's normal plastic

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its the same as the terrain plastic they use

urban spire
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doesn't gw normally use some kinda shitty resin

opaque coyote
arctic talon
copper patrol
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damn

arctic talon
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it cannot be overstated how valuble Blanche and Goodwin are

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to 40k and AoS lol

sacred ginkgo
urban spire
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huh

copper patrol
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I didn't know Blanche was still with the company (not that I looked into it at all)

arctic talon
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Blanche left a while ago

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like 5 years or so now

urban spire
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always used to hear people complain about it back in the 2010s

arctic talon
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but he still does some contractual stuff

arctic talon
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aka using resin on metal moulds

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this worked

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about as well as you would expect

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it didn't help finecast wasn't the best resin either

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lol

copper patrol
arctic talon
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ah

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nah he stuck with GW for a while, he only stopped because he was too old

celest dome
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Didn't he have health issues to boot ?

copper patrol
arctic talon
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but that was after he retired

lament shoal
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I like eating gw plastic

sacred ginkgo
# urban spire huh

Modern GW plastic doesn't warp under normal conditions, and is pretty resilient (until you actually try to harm it)

arctic talon
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GW plastic has been good since like

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5e tbh

sacred ginkgo
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Edges are sharp, I hate poking myself on spears

arctic talon
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GW resin is uh

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less consistent

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FW resin is good

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but they have shit QC

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Finecast is shit

celest dome
arctic talon
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but finecast also got taken out back and executed

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so whatever

urban spire
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oh ok, good for the model perverts ig

arctic talon
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finecast getting taken out back and executed

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also meant a lot of minis got discontinued tho

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lol

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from the early 2000's

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mostly characters

urban spire
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oh, less good for the model perverts

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is it really that expensive to get a bunch of tin or whateve

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r

dapper gyro
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Tin is easy to cast, but you need to have some good mould, which is the expensive part.

arctic talon
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resin is way cheaper then pewter

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also metal is unironically a nightmare to work with

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both for sculpting and building

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you need to pin stuff

urban spire
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oh, too bad

arctic talon
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the only metal minis I find tolerable

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are Infinities

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excluding phototech which is etched brass not meant to be converted

sacred ginkgo
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The real advantage of metal models are you will always win games with them

arctic talon
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or worked with beyond shoving it in

sacred ginkgo
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You either win normally

dapper gyro
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Metal is also a lot harder to paint on.

arctic talon
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the most deadly weapon

sacred ginkgo
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Or throw your largest model at the opponent and kill them instantly

dapper gyro
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The primer people are using on plastic would not work.

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Harder to glue as well.

arctic talon
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the socknaught is the deadliest weapon

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take a old metal dread or wraith lord

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stick it in a sock

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and beat someone to death with it

urban spire
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lmao

arctic talon
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Not even joking the old metal dreads and wraithlords

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are heavy as shit

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you will dent tables or break a toe if you drop them

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lol

dapper gyro
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Guys did garage metal kit in the 70s were magicians.

arctic talon
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yeah GW have always kind of been

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meth heads for sculpting lol

dapper gyro
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A lot of European manufacturers did fine cast, GW wasn't even ahead of that time.

arctic talon
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GW using finecast was due to cost/regulatory shit tbf

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they just used existing metal moulds for it

urban spire
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what do they use now

arctic talon
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which is why it was so shit

west pendant
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how many classes is darktide gonna have?

dapper gyro
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So were everyone else.

dapper gyro
urban spire
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ah like sinks

arctic talon
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I'd rather resin then PVC tbh

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PVC is the worst resin/plastic adjacent material

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by far

urban spire
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they should make the models the size of a small dog and make them out of bakelite

surreal nest
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Its just so peak

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But now I have to go to work

daring creek
rocky gale
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Feel that, my work decided that the week before Christmas was the perfect time to accept an order so large that there's no feasible way for us to accomplish it.

urban spire
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sick

wet sandal
near wasp
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I'm doing an audit today on 4 percent of our total accounts

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I may as well be a servitor

rocky gale
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Like my main process has 4 major steps and we only have the capacity to have 6 samples at each stage at any one time and each stage takes a full day.

So day 1 we have 6 samples at stage 1, then day 2 we have 6 samples at stage 2 and 6 at stage 1 etc. until they're all eventually done at stage 4. They somehow expect me to complete 21 samples in 5 days.

near wasp
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At most you'll have 12

lament shoal
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Do some space marine chapters have their own regular human soldiers who fight alongside them?

surreal nest
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My job is pretty much Papers Please but with insurance at an ER

celest dome
lament shoal
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Ty

arctic talon
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Marines are not supposed to be in direct command of human soldiers

rocky gale
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It's technically illegal. Which means yes

arctic talon
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The ultramar auxillia are actually not under the direct command of the ultramarines

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the UM only act as advisors for them

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lol

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this in reality isn't the case at all often

arctic talon
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but its how its supposed to be

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the chapter with the most blatent disregard for the rules are the Mentors

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who do just arm their serfs to the teeth

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give them military training

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and fight alongside them

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and give them orders lol

copper patrol
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i'd have never of guessed

arctic talon
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The Ultramar Auxillia as far as Marine influence goes

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is pretty light

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the Space Wolves ship serfs are more trained by marines then them

valid needle
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Dark Angels had the Calibanite Jaegers

arctic talon
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They're talking about 40k

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not the Heresy

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chapters

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The Heresy was different

lament shoal
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Was thinking about my homebrew having their own regiment of human fighters who assist them on missions and travel with the chapter

valid needle
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That’s why I said had

arctic talon
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so be careful with how you write it lol

lament shoal
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Noted lol

arctic talon
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the Tyrants Legion in badab was a big reason the imperium went swinging

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beyond no taxes being paid

valid needle
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BT don’t have an official auxilia but they do have ship crews and human soldiers to assist them.

arctic talon
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Tyrants Legion + no Taxes + Huron going ZE SPACE MARINES ARE ZE UBERSMENSCH

arctic talon
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most of the ship serf auxillia are more so a case of just the functions of a ship requiring them

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rather then marines directly having a military force of humans to deploy

lament shoal
arctic talon
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yeah that works great

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look at the SW/IF/BT's ship serfs

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for inspiration

humble shoal
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I'm assuming most fleetborn chapters have some form of naval boarders

valid needle
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Could say whilst not official military the force consists of humans your chapter has saved and volunteers

arctic talon
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Naval serfs are weird

humble shoal
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could also have parallel command structures

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but they would still have to be under ig command, so mayb e just some "ragtag militia"

copper patrol
humble shoal
copper patrol
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I mean they kinda got gulliman (not that he'd do that or allow for such shenanigans)

arctic talon
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Guilliman literally hates humans under marine command lol

humble shoal
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guilliman made the rule

copper patrol
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I know, this is a silly hypothetical situation

humble shoal
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also the high lords still tried to have him arrested

arctic talon
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Well

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overthrow him

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and it was only ones he removed

copper patrol
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and it changes nothing becuase the marines think girls are icky and don't use it

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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just be in nihilus there's no laws there you can just grab whole IG regiments

near wasp
humble shoal
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TETRARCHS

humble shoal
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@opaque coyote I found the primarchs

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video

opaque coyote
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dm it

near wasp
humble shoal
humble shoal
near wasp
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ok

daring creek
raven stone
rose thorn
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i wish there was a digital cardgame that hasnt been ruined by the very existance of digital cardgames

daring creek
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Balatro

vagrant fox
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lads, 30,000 miles from chang'an ain't half bad

lament shoal
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I got a plasma pistol keychain

surreal nest
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Just don't go anywhere near universal studios with it E_Laugh

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Super cool though

lament shoal
young pecan
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I think

nocturne crest
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Is an armiger knight army possible?

celest cedar
arctic talon
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for chaos knights

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I'm not sure about IK

opaque coyote
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By superfeyn (you probably already knew that)

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"NEXT FOR MY EVIL PLAN... I WILL GIVE THEM A 9 TO 5... WITH PAID SICK DAYS AND MATERNITY LEAVE! MUHAHAHA!"

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Vs

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"Yeah Bob got servitorized again. Honestly I don't even know how his consciousness and control of his body keeps coming back. I'm pretty sure the tech priests are also bewildered as well."

jade holly
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So chaplains are batshit insane I know that part

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But how even more batshit insane are BT Chaplains

winged jacinth
abstract vector
ruby turtle
abstract vector
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but goddamn ebay marked up prices because gw store out of stock

ruby turtle
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Golden throne looks so big zzzz

ruby turtle
winter pine
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Thank you Erebus for being such an evil, irredeemable bastard 🙏

jade holly
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Mfw Word Bearers are the reason 40K is the way it is

languid meadow
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This is mega cope but maybe total war 40k will give us more tau auxiliary depictions

winged jacinth
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with the tau dlc in 5 years

abstract vector
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GW will legally allow CA to create OCs for max money

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CA:
💸 💸 💸 💸

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Just like how Fatshark allowed the Meobian Six to exist

jade holly
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Isn’t Titus an OC too?

abstract vector
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Relic was legally Allowed to Make OCs

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Dawn of War characters never appeared on the Codexes

jade holly
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Tbh

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I bet Necrons are the easiest to make OCs for

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So many tomb worlds

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Just make your own Overlord

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there’s so damn many tomb worlds out there who’s gonna notice?

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Side note: honestly calling the survival of the Rubicon Surgey as “Crossing the Rubicon” was always sick to me

jade holly
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I named my Ork Arm Smasha

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You’ll never guess what he does

lament shoal
opaque coyote
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"WHAT IZ A GAY?"

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"I DON'T KNOW!"

jade holly
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Damn

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I’m kinda obsessed with this idea I had now

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But I haven’t drawn in ages let alone being good at it

abstract vector
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Given with Sabre having creative freedom on how Marines get weapons and no restrictions. Maybe we get golden age of 40K games like with Relic Era

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Now if GW pump those money into Fatshark so that they give me Hotshot Lasguns and Meltas

daring creek
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Also add felinids in maid dresses

winter pine
vital ginkgo
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If every ork in the galaxy came together to hunt down and krump angron could they do it?

winter pine
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was beyond delighted that the machine pistols hive scum with desperado plays exactly like the humie shoota boy I wanted it to be

winter pine
vital ginkgo
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A propa krumpin

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No comin back

jade holly
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Isn’t that technically impossible?

abstract vector
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its confirmed can be killed permanently

opaque coyote
winter pine
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iirc it's extremely difficult to genuinely kill a daemon forever and that was just for smaller ones

opaque coyote
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So it'd just be Angron dying and coming back over and over

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and at that point I think the Orks will just have too much fun to care

abstract vector
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Smaller daemons are easier to kill permanently. Big Daemons need their true name and like several rituals

opaque coyote
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Like wouldn't Fulgrim be their true name? As an example

abstract vector
fervent geode
abstract vector
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Its like setting your password as password

fervent geode
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Id reckon it would be a name unknown to anyone but him

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Then again iirc M'kar's true name was Maloq Kartho (his human name) so who knows

opaque coyote
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Like Magnus's "true name" would be Magnus... but in Prospero's language.

fervent geode
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Hmm

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Very possible

opaque coyote
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And as a result, would be nearly impossible to ever get because

Most if not all of their home planets are basically fucking dust

fervent geode
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But it would probably be translated into the dark tongue of chaos

opaque coyote
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Their local languages likely lost.

fervent geode
winter pine
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I might look up whatever the old esoteric rules on true names was in real world daemonology

fervent geode
fervent geode
opaque coyote
# fervent geode Yeap

I think it'd be fitting if it was a local language because it'd be another case of the Imperium damning itself (unintentionally)

fervent geode
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Not sure though

opaque coyote
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After all, how many cultures and local languages has the Imperium destroyed through their mere existence?

fervent geode
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Endless lmao

opaque coyote
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It would be ironic if the only way to permanently defeat a Daemon Primarch is to remember the local languages of where they landed.

fervent geode
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Some languages besides the dark tongue and enuncia do seem to hold some power, like colchisian or old cadian

fervent geode
fervent geode
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Many of fulgrim or angron's sons would

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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But wouldn't that be the same for the Dark Tongue?

fervent geode
opaque coyote
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Or does it require becoming a daemon to say it

fervent geode
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Words are usually only known to daemons or daemonologists like diabolists

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iirc the only people with a full lexicon of dark tongue would be daemons

winter pine
opaque coyote
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...

opaque coyote
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the problem is that you have to travel to either of those two places

fervent geode
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But who could get there lmao

fervent geode
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Ask ahriman

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He tries like hell, still a failure

opaque coyote
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Honestly, I know it's a reference to Wizard of Oz, but I like to think that the riddles are basically extremely simple. And that's why only a little girl with a black dog was able to pass through.

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And it's also why everyone else who tries fails.

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They overthink it.

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They think it's more complicated than it actually is because it's Tzeentch's fucking maze.

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Why would he give out simple questions for simple solutions?

fervent geode
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Yeah, it would imagine it would just be their name in dark tongue for daemon primarchs, but for normal ascended marines it was literally their human name lmao

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Although i think something like kartho's name held power because it was forgotten by all

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Cant recall

opaque coyote
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Who doesn't let their ego entrap them in a maze never ending.

fervent geode
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Nah tzeentch would just zap them insane probably, or reward them, he is unpredictable

arctic talon
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even then

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probably not

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the Orks don't care to find his true name

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they don't even know about true names

jade holly
vital ginkgo
arctic talon
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no

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because they dont' know about true names

vital ginkgo
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Yes?

fervent geode
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Not within logical probability

arctic talon
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They'd need that to properly kill Angron

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^

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unless they somehow magically end up with it

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even then

jade holly
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I just realized

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I finally know why Yarrick looks familiar in that pfp

fervent geode
arctic talon
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Angron almost always has a fuck ton of daemons with him

vital ginkgo
arctic talon
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like a comically large ammount

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lol

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like

jade holly
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He looks like Judge Claude Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame

arctic talon
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Daemons literally manifest

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in his shadow

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he's like Belakor in that manner

fervent geode
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He is a walking tremor in the warp

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His presence weakens the thin veil

opaque coyote
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Continue popping up

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Right on his shadow

arctic talon
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this literally happens

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lol

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in AoO

jade holly
lament shoal
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This has gotta be the most disgusting, wretched creature I have ever seen

jade holly
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And I’d suspect Angron also has a way to manipulate the psyche of anyone he’s in the presence of to be more unrelentingly rageful

opaque coyote
# arctic talon this literally happens

Theoretically if Angron gets into a completely dark building with no light. Does the entire dark building count as his shadow or does he just stop making daemons

jade holly
jade holly
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How common are special staves used by Necron Phaerons and Overlords?

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Like named staves

fervent geode
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You mean the staves of light?

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iirc most phaerons could have one, although they are quite unique, not being gauss powered

jade holly
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No the special ones that guys like Trazyn, Silent King, Imotekh etc have

fervent geode
jade holly
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Yeah

fervent geode
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Although trazyn's is a different category

jade holly
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The Empathic Obliterator, Staff of the Destroyer, Staff of Tomorrow

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Those things

fervent geode
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The empathic obliterator shoots psy waves instead of the usual lightning

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Those are unique

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Trazyn's is old one tech iirc

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Szarekh's has a C'tan shard in it

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Orikan's breaks time

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Those are very rare

jade holly
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Cause I wanna make an Overlord that is obsessed with a melody only he can hear and his staff doubles as a tuning fork to communicate with it

fervent geode
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Well he is a cron of course he is

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I mean where is melody from

jade holly
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Consumed by an obsession of the symphony of the universe only he can hear at all times?

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Very much so

fervent geode
jade holly
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I’d consider it a glitch in the system like Zahndrekh has

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His audio sensors are insanely perceptive

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I guess

fervent geode
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That's not an insane ability like the other known staves, why not imo

fervent geode
jade holly
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But the idea is his staff allows him to do Tonalmancy (ie the stuff the Dwemer got up to in Elder Scrolls) and the melody can be manipulated/communicated with to cause actual impacts in reality

storm jungle
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they got wormholes, pocket dimensions among other wild shit for basically their "basic" units lol

jade holly
fervent geode
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Most mancers are

jade holly
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Can a Cryptek also be an Overlord

fervent geode
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Flayers go into another dimension on the regular

storm jungle
jade holly
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Damn

fervent geode
storm jungle
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crypteks arent nobles, they are scientists

fervent geode
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But its fine

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Maybe your overlord is very loony

storm jungle
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they can lead a dynasty politically if the situation calls for it but they'll never be overlords

jade holly
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I could say he’s a noble who adopted many Cryptek esque traits due to his search of a way to understand and interact with the melody

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Does that work

storm jungle
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Yeah it does lol

storm jungle
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Necron nobility can literallly just do what they want

fervent geode
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Look at trazyn

storm jungle
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mine has primitive human worlds setup inside her fiefdom that she uses to breed blank humans to turn into Pariahs for her personal court for example

opaque coyote
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"THAT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE!"

jade holly
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I’m just worried at the idea of giving an Overlord a tool that allows him potential minor reality manipulating shenanigans

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Then again he’s a Necron

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Par for the course

storm jungle
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Yeah dont worry about it lol

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literally the most basic necron tech warps reality

jade holly
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I love how fucking op Necrons are lmao

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And everyone just rolls with it

fervent geode
opaque coyote
jade holly
fervent geode
jade holly
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An embarrassing photo of Orikan at the Christmas party

fervent geode
jade holly
opaque coyote
fervent geode
opaque coyote
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His most prized possession

fervent geode
jade holly
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Bricky with his own personal display room

fervent geode
#

Not sure why though

storm jungle
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Because hes an asshole

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same reason his other museum pieces remain "awake"

jade holly
storm jungle
storm jungle
fervent geode
jade holly
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Having an Imotekh army sounds like fun ngl

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Scarabs, flayed ones, Destroyer Cult

fervent geode
jade holly
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But that

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Is a long term goal

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About as long term as the Great Sleep

fervent geode
jade holly
fervent geode
jade holly
fervent geode
jade holly
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For now for Christmas I’m starting off slow

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Some books and materials to being building the minis

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And then maybe a trip to a GW stores (if there’s one near me) to check out the paints

fervent geode
#

Sounds good imo

fervent geode
jade holly
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Seems I got a few options

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But I know for sure the first pack I’ll get is the Combat Patrol

fervent geode
#

Aight, best of luck

jade holly
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I’ll need it

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Even in debt I serve the plastic

raven stone
#

I have the Ostromandeus mini after all...

nocturne crest
#

If Lucius the eternal was killed by a knight or titan, could he pilot it when he comes back?

celest dome
#

No

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He would either just rez up in the Pilot's place, but not have the skills for it

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Or rez up as the Knight, it shrinking down and crushing the Pilots inside of it

nocturne crest
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I wonder if that would corrupt the machine spirit as well.

celest dome
#

Depend on what Slaanesh find the most amusing KEKW_ogryn

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If it is more funny to just have Lucius be psychically assaulted by the Machine Spirit it might be what will happen

rocky gale
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Most likely in my opinion is one of the lower ranking crew turning into Lucius and slaughtering the others from within

celest cedar
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🗣️

valid needle
celest cedar
#

God Emperor L

valid needle
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Cut him some slack he was a single father of 21 trying to provide an empire for his kids

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With a deadbeat mom like erda, those kids never had a chance.

raven stone
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Erda is only genetic source material as well, not an actual mother/in relation with Emps :p

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She did at least give the material willingly

celest dome
valid needle
#

That’s how IVF works

raven stone
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Basically Emperor created Primarchs but would never be a father in the traditional sense lol

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Even accounting for IVF Emps never did want to be a father on the emotional level

celest dome
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Emperor glazing even in gest is just old and lame

raven stone
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(Glazing?)

celest dome
valid needle
valid needle
celest dome
valid needle
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If you can’t see the joke about single father of 21 trying to provide an empire for his sons idk what to say

raven stone
valid needle
raven stone
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Hopium

celest dome
#

Do they mean Vampire Coast (which already existed, just never had official miniatures and got a revamp), or Cathay (which was more so CA getting early access to the race before they got minis)

raven stone
#

Likely Cathay and they might be hoping for a similar situation

cinder sphinx
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Like a breakaway human colony resisting compliance

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or Exodites

celest cedar
#

fuck Vampire Coast is a baller faction

celest dome
#

Kislev should have gotten a Necrofex Collusus type unit with the Elder Hag angymorrow

storm jungle
#

Lucius has literal in-universe plot armor

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he cannot die

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lol

celest dome
#

Slaanesh just try to find funny way to rezz him uwugryn

fervent geode
#

Reminder the only time Lucius died permanently

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Because the person who killed him had no pride and nothing but spite and hatred for him

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Slaanesh just brought him back anyway

celest dome
#

so not permanently...

storm jungle
#

COOKED

dapper gyro
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Those hate him always fall into the category of "pride".

fervent geode
#

Yeap but id argue Nykona did hate him, but pitied him more

fervent geode
fervent geode
storm jungle
fervent geode
#

It was after he was killed by Cyrius

storm jungle
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Then probably a mistake on the author's part, Lucius literally spawns out of anyone.

dapper gyro
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It is the only exception in the lore.

fervent geode
#

Anyways the conclusion is he can't bloody die, so just stick him in a tesseract labyrinthKEKW_ogryn

dapper gyro
#

It takes an introvert marines to kill an extrovert one.

fervent geode
#

Ironic isnt it

storm jungle
#

badabing badaboom

fervent geode
#

Better he be gone for some time

storm jungle
#

Probably when a rulebook requires him for a cameo

fervent geode
#

Until slaanesh notices

celest dome
#

Lucius is one of her favoured toy, it won't take long to have it notice the situation

fervent geode
#

I despise the Emperor but I really feel the Emperor's Children would've better off loyal, such sick things they became that Fulgrim's state literally made it harder for dad to sell chaos to the others

fervent geode
celest dome
#

Lucius, Kharn, Arihman and Typhus are protected simply due to them being the favoured toys that the the Chaos God would not want to lose control over

fervent geode
#

Indeed

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Save Ahriman all of them have died before lmao

storm jungle
west pendant
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I dont get it, if you are homeless, just buy a house

fervent geode
#

Me hate emps

storm jungle
#

Look guys

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the galactic jihadgenocide was completely necessary

west pendant
#

So says Paul

fervent geode
#

Dorn about to kill a remembrancer (he loves free speech)

west pendant
#

U guys hyped for Warhammer 40k

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I wonder how many different factions are there gonna be on release

celest dome
#

4

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Races

west pendant
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I think maybe 6-7

celest dome
#

Unless they'll have races already present that aren't playable

west pendant
#

Playable factions probably 6 or 7

celest dome
#

Orks
Aeldari
Imperial Guard
Space Marine

celest dome
west pendant
#

Nope, 6-7

dapper gyro
#

Damn, space marines and guards are not the same race.

#

The discrimination gets deep.

misty vector
#

67!

west pendant
#

6 7 !!!!

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SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN !!!!

fervent geode
#

Astartes can barely be considered human imo

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They no longer relate, feel or behave truly human

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It is a sacrifice they make

dapper gyro
#

But they start from human.

celest cedar
#

6 7.... 🤪

queen laurel
fervent geode
valid needle
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Like the chaos marine pfps are any better

dapper gyro
#

Whatever else they become, they are still human like many other things.

valid needle
#

Those mfs are still racist they are just racist on drugs

fervent geode
dapper gyro
#

🍿

valid needle
celest dome
fervent geode
valid needle
#

I’m evil he’s evil on crack

fervent geode
storm jungle
#

Yeah i relaly dont think SM will be that complex tbh

celest dome
storm jungle
#

literally just a blob army with extra units

fervent geode
#

Like how a few LLs belonged to one faction in TWWH

dapper gyro
#

I don't think they will add any sub-sub faction special rule.

fervent geode
#

So maybe Guilliman, Lion, Kayvaan, Helbrecht and Tu'shan for example will be under one faction

celest dome
valid needle
#

Iykyk

fervent geode
#

Sigismund would be sad

celest dome
fervent geode
#

And Grimaldus too ngl

storm jungle
#

not my boy Sigismund getting killed by a gretchin doomstack

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😭

#

(he had no chance)

fervent geode
#

Eh hes 30k

#

HelbrechtKEKW_ogryn

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Imotekh finally gets his other arm lmao

valid needle
queen laurel
#

like Ghaz Being a Goff just buff the shit out of infantry

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and has unique modifications for them

dapper gyro
#

This remind me of AoE.

fervent geode
#

Us being based CSM

queen laurel
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or if you have a evil sunz warboss all vehicles that are fast get specific bonuses

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Our new signature traits like I said

dapper gyro
#

So many small factions with tiny different bonus.

queen laurel
#

Or they also get warbikes and buggies easier

celest dome
#

Wurzag being a similar systems for the Beast Snagga

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Imo, Space Wolf and Grey Knight would be different enough that they wouldn't be a different SM faction but a separate race on their own

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And you know

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CA/GW can sell it

queen laurel
#

he would boss Beast-snagga units

celest dome
#

Yes, and him being able to recruit Savage Orks anywhere

queen laurel
celest dome
#

WHile the other would have to find special worlds to recruit them

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Potato potato

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Meant Feral Orks to boot KEKW_ogryn

raven stone
queen laurel
#

Every one of them

celest dome
#

🖕

valid needle
raven stone
fervent geode
#

Yeap

fervent geode
#

Him and Loken

raven stone
#

(The Siege just forced the worst side out of him)

fervent geode
#

So killing us and xenos

valid needle
#

He said there will never be peace because there will always be evil to fight

fervent geode
#

There will always be more war, and war is the astartes true purpose no matter what failures like Ahriman once believed

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It is a harsh truth

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Like many in the crappy 42nd Millenium

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Better the harsh truth than the emperor's lies though, praise be the four

raven stone
#

Astartes are proof Emps needed super disposable tools.
A fact a lot of Marine fanboys overlook.

valid needle
raven stone
#

True, with no Emps and legions we wouldn't have cool SM villains 🤣🤣🤣

fervent geode
#

We are Truthpilled, keep looking for those Fallen, angel

valid needle
#

Abbadon crying because his dad was a failure boohoo mf my god is a corpse you don’t see us crying about it

valid needle
fervent geode
fervent geode
raven stone
fervent geode
#

Usually the guard will handle it

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Even csm sometimes lmao

celest dome
#

@queen laurel Ork race, with Ghazghkull and Gazbag as starting/base factions.
With Dlc for Beast Snagga; Grotsnik; and Flc Red Gobbo

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Honestly dlc factions might be more difficult than they were in fantasy

nocturne crest
fervent geode
#

No

celest dome
#

Might see more unseen/unmentioned things here

fervent geode
#

He doesn't know how to pilot one

#

The crew would go against him

queen laurel
valid needle
fervent geode
#

If its a huge titan and he returns in the Princeps, the Moderati will immediately bail

fervent geode
#

You dark angels

valid needle
#

That was an acid trip.

fervent geode
#

Just fall to chaos already

fervent geode
#

Heh

#

Loyalist lies

daring creek
#

Yeah I understand the officio assassinum guys can't be seen and shit

#

But like

#

What if they gotta fart

fervent geode
#

They do it very silently

#

Prob

rocky gale
#

The skintight suit muffles and traps the fart

daring creek
#

Damn so they silent but deadly

fervent geode
fervent geode
dapper gyro
daring creek
#

Woaw..

#

Can I buy one

dapper gyro
#

You live in the US, which I think you can.

daring creek
fervent geode
#

Just erases it ykwim

daring creek
#

Yeah but you're stuck with a fart bubble

fervent geode
#

No one can see it

#

Because the suit is that skintight

#

Like

#

Yk

daring creek
#

It'll look like a huge zit tf u mean

#

It'll look like a goddamn lump

rocky gale
#

They just build up until the mission is done and then release

daring creek
#

Like they need an operation

daring creek
fervent geode
fervent geode
daring creek
#

Or they wear special diapers

dapper gyro
#

Temple assassins are as human as marines, they are pretty much mutant by all standards.

fervent geode
fervent geode
daring creek
#

How do sisters of silence go to the bathroom without making no noise

fervent geode
#

Sisters can make noise

#

Just no talkie

dapper gyro
#

Missus, you miss your med again?

fervent geode
daring creek
#

I woke up from a party

fervent geode
daring creek
#

I'm prolly gonns sleep when I get home

fervent geode
#

Hav a good sleep

daring creek
#

Gimme all ur money

fervent geode
#

No, i dont think so

#

Falkus Kibre

rocky gale
#

Was worth a try

fervent geode
#

Take her money

dapper gyro
#

I slept for like 2 hours after my party last night. I just can't sleep for some reason.

daring creek
#

Gimme ur money

fervent geode
#

Talk to Kibre

#

He has me money

daring creek
near wasp
#

I just stereotyped my coworker, I guessed because he doesn't shower well and has some autism that he played Warhammer. I was infact correct and he plays the wolves

daring creek
#

Holyshit

fervent geode
daring creek
#

Buy my guy some body wipes

daring creek
#

Showering may be difficult for em but body wipes make it easier

#

Get em it

#

For Christmas

near wasp
#

Lol

#

More importantly he needs to stay awake at his desk first

daring creek
#

Speaking of which

fervent geode
#

Mjødpilled

daring creek
#

God is stroking it today

near wasp
#

What the fuck

fervent geode
#

Praise be Slaanesh

daring creek
#

So much snow

daring creek
nocturne crest
#

Actually, would chaos space marines want to control a titan's body directly?

fervent geode
#

A Princeps controls a Titan

daring creek
#

Whats a pricep

fervent geode
#

Titan Pilot basically

near wasp
#

A titan pilot

daring creek
#

If you think about it in 40k yakub 100% created the aeldari

fervent geode
#

He was an old one ig

near wasp
#

Missus take your Adderall

daring creek
#

If I took id id be saying more outta pocket shit

#

You asking for more Evil

near wasp
#

Then ingest caffeine

fervent geode
#

More evil

#

Ingest evil

daring creek
#

You just want me to be evil don't you

fervent geode
near wasp
#

I'll do anything to make you more calm

dapper gyro
fervent geode
#

Praise the four

daring creek
#

Who wants to see yakub and charile kirk solve a complex quadratic problem

fervent geode
#

Its from r/brainrot aint it

daring creek
#

Do u wanna see it

#

Can't post it here cuz kirk says my favorite word

fervent geode
#

Nah ive seen it

#

Thanks for the offer

vagrant fox
#

is that the one with the imaginary number i

fervent geode
#

i think so

#

It was too brainrot for me to comprehend very well anyway

daring creek
#

Mhm

vagrant fox
#

Strange things are happening with Agartha memery

celest dome
#

Ib4 Missus get timed out 🚬

daring creek
brazen terrace
#

Hi, lorewise it makes sense a krieg carry a plasma gun?

queen laurel
#

It's actually quite common

brazen terrace
#

Perfect, thanks!

celest dome
#

Why wouldn't it be lorefull

daring creek
#

Only 5 ppl in 40k have plasma gum

rocky gale
#

Due to restrictions that no one living understands anymore, you need to be forklift certified before you are allowed to use a Plasma Gun

daring creek
#

Mhm

abstract vector
#

If you're new to the tabletop

#

Legally you can't use the same weapons because GW learned their lessons

#

One Plasma only per squad

rocky gale
#

The good old days when you could have 4 plasma gunners in a 10 man Scion squad

abstract vector
#

Invicta and Tarriff is gonna earn millions by 2027

rocky gale
#

Spearhead Doubles, pretty cool

abstract vector
#

grotmas should have previews for new models

vague flare
#

Are skaven canon to 40k at all or is that strictly fantasy?

#

Asking because the skaven symbol from vt2 is in Darktide in a few places

rocky gale
#

Only Fantasy so far

vague flare
#

Ah oki

#

So the symbol exists purely as an easter egg

rocky gale
#

There was early artwork sketches for Skaven in 40k back in the early days, but they were never made or introduced

#

and there is in lore mentions of ratlike aliens etc, but yea they've never been official canon though they are a popular conspiracy amongst fans

rocky gale
remote widget
#

Is there really a world that the emperor's children saved from A GSC and turned into a paradise with the imperial truth and all

#

Seems like a silly

abstract vector
#

No

#

I think Ratmen models can be used for necromunda atleast years ago

abstract vector
#

I remember GW back the just recyle the giant rats from Skaven into Necromunda older eds

#

New ones I dont know GW recyle the giant rats from AOS into Necromunda

urban spire
#

the plasma lore is a bit dumb in some areas

#

like the company enginseer will servitorize you if they catch you trying to reload your own plasma gun or whatever

outer wave
#

Really?

#

Thats weird

jade holly
#

Man I wish I was good at drawing

#

I have an idea but it’d be Hell to draw

celest dome
vague flare
#

But the funny little triangle symbol was extensively used by the Skaven

outer wave
remote widget
urban spire
#

aint that a heat sink

jade holly
#

But that’s very ambitious

outer wave
#

Give it a whirl

jade holly
#

Tbh I think a Necron playing violin would look sick

outer wave
#

That or you could commission somebody

winter pine
remote widget
#

Is the emperor holding back the great rift, or is he capable of sealing, do you think

arctic talon
#

the great rift is a beneifical thing for the emperor

#

ironically

fervent geode
#

The psychic awakening and all

arctic talon
#

yeah

#

but the emperor has never shown the ability to seal warp rifts

#

the Great rift is also the biggest fucking warp rift known

#

lol

copper patrol
#

not trying to glaze the emperor but he seems like the kinda guy to uh get whatever he wants done no matter the cost, I imagine he in theory could

arctic talon
#

he cannot do it with his powers while he is on the throne

#

or off the throne

#

he would need to employ xenotech likely

#

but yes he could

copper patrol
#

ye, and I do mean alive emperor

arctic talon
#

if he was off the throne and in charge

#

but he's currently drinking all that sweet sweet warp juice in

fervent geode
arctic talon
#

LOL true

fervent geode
#

Dimmamar never recovered

arctic talon
#

actually

#

honestly considering eldar can create a fucking warp storm

#

Yeah the emperor probably can shit one out

#

lol

#

especially since he's becoming stronger in the immaterium constantly since he got put on the golden toilet throne

fervent geode
#

Yeah i agree, millennia of worship, constant psyker meals and the psychic awakening have probably beefed him up a little, even if the Age of Apostasy was a while ago

young pecan
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

like if a bunch of farseers and warlocks can make a controlled storm

#

Big E can shit one out 100%

#

imo

fervent geode
#

Not to mention what happened in plague wars

#

He is biggering

fervent geode
valid needle
#

He was able to resurrect and possess guilliman, banish mortarian and burn nurgles garden. All while being a corpse.