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WET PUSSY
Given Jax's flashbacks, it is feasible that the circus is more an odd sort of medical device for terminally ill/critically injured people in a coma to keep their brains active. Abstraction is likely a case of actual genuine brain death of some sort, or data corruption.
Their IRL memories are suppressed to help recovery, and the whole thing is probably undergoing clinical trials.
I'm guessing that Abstraction is the program being unable to comprehend the stress.
In short, being unable to comprehend the abstract
That is a possibility too
It's also my best guess for why Scratch abstracted after Caine added too many "modifiers"
Too much stress on the brain
Considering Jax literally had an "out of body" experience. My best guess is that it happens because of disassociation. But the program takes it more literally this time.
Like the blade explodes
Idk what faction deserves this but I think it would fit
And be horrifying
Make it like, expand with fish hooks or something once it gets stabbed as well so you can’t pull it out
Without a chunk of flesh
Surely even in 40k tampons exist
No way they have female guardsmen free bleeding or that is just stupid
they prolly do
but the guard probably doesn't give them for free lol
depending on supply lines
hygine goes first
from what we've seen in books
Typical patriarchy
Making women pay for necessities
Usually the big warhammer boxes have super flimsy models but these r pretty solid
Damn you are tempting me
I'm gonna play a solo game tonight I will let you know how the rules are
He cares not for where the blood flows
These models are some of GW's best though
The rot templars are peak design
Why are aos sculptors so passionate
tbh guardsmen probably make a diaper with torn up uniforms.
They are allowed to work on things not Marines is my bet
Do space marines get pads and tampons
Yes
Hell yeah
Reminds me of how apparently the lore of Fallout stimpaks are that they just boost your metabolism crazy style
So canonically when you're spamming stimpaks
You are absolutely shitting your drawls
stimpacks give you hyper shits
Imagine in Stimms do the same for the Rejects...including the Scum's Cartel special. ESPECIALLY the Cartel Special.
🤤
@daring creek Eggnog tradition at my works party.
they get way more creative freedom
God eggnog always looks like vomit to me
They reused the boxes...
40k has to fit within the boundries of existing faction aesthetics
It shows
that have existed for a decade at least
I can literally feel the smile the AoS team had making these models
then again
AoS is still
chained to Jes Goodwin and John Blanche
lol
almost all 40k and AoS model ranges
are from Jes's or Blanche's sketchbook
lol
Is there a video that actually goes into the designing of and general creation process of sculpting and miniatures
Im interested
Jes's interviews are interesting to see how he designs things aesthetically
uhhh
aside from Jes Goodwin's or John Blanche's interviews and GW employees yapping? no
They gotta get on that
A miniature design philosophy documentary would go hard
then again he's also said he got Craftworld Eldar right the first time around
and they were perfect in that iteration lol
Jes is interesting
tbh
he's very proud of his work lol
but he's also retired now
he doesn't work for GW as of 2020
or 2021
John Blanche and Jes Goodwin are togther responsible for like
99% of the 40k and AoS aesthetic
lol
For some of Blanche's AoS work
also this one for WHFB that got reused for darkoath
what? real plastic? not esoterically processed corn mass?
I'm more referring to the fact the plastic used in underworlds is way lower quality
then GW's normal plastic
its the same as the terrain plastic they use
doesn't gw normally use some kinda shitty resin
"I SMELL BLOOD... BLOOD FOR THE BLO- eugh."
"Yeah I know, the tampon price heightened and I didn't have enough currency so."
"I know Khorne doesn't care for where the blood flows but I'm hesitating on this..."
no what?
GW plastic is pretty good
huh
I didn't know Blanche was still with the company (not that I looked into it at all)
always used to hear people complain about it back in the 2010s
but he still does some contractual stuff
shitcast finecast resin
aka using resin on metal moulds
this worked
about as well as you would expect
it didn't help finecast wasn't the best resin either
lol
I figured he left way way before AoS though, which is why I am suprised by that art
Didn't he have health issues to boot ?

yeah unfortunately
but that was after he retired
I like eating gw plastic
Modern GW plastic doesn't warp under normal conditions, and is pretty resilient (until you actually try to harm it)
Edges are sharp, I hate poking myself on spears
GW resin is uh
less consistent
FW resin is good
but they have shit QC
Finecast is shit
Dark Elf moment 
oh ok, good for the model perverts ig
finecast getting taken out back and executed
also meant a lot of minis got discontinued tho
lol
from the early 2000's
mostly characters
oh, less good for the model perverts
is it really that expensive to get a bunch of tin or whateve
r
Literally me
Tin is easy to cast, but you need to have some good mould, which is the expensive part.
fuit bat <3
💖
they switched from pewter to resin due to regulatory issues and cost
resin is way cheaper then pewter
also metal is unironically a nightmare to work with
both for sculpting and building
you need to pin stuff
oh, too bad
the only metal minis I find tolerable
are Infinities
excluding phototech which is etched brass not meant to be converted
The real advantage of metal models are you will always win games with them
or worked with beyond shoving it in
You either win normally
Metal is also a lot harder to paint on.
the socknaught
the most deadly weapon
Or throw your largest model at the opponent and kill them instantly
the socknaught is the deadliest weapon
take a old metal dread or wraith lord
stick it in a sock
and beat someone to death with it
lmao
Not even joking the old metal dreads and wraithlords
are heavy as shit
you will dent tables or break a toe if you drop them
lol
Guys did garage metal kit in the 70s were magicians.
A lot of European manufacturers did fine cast, GW wasn't even ahead of that time.
GW using finecast was due to cost/regulatory shit tbf
they just used existing metal moulds for it
what do they use now
which is why it was so shit
how many classes is darktide gonna have?
So were everyone else.
Injection moulding
ah like sinks
some form of polystyrene injection moulding
I'd rather resin then PVC tbh
PVC is the worst resin/plastic adjacent material
by far
they should make the models the size of a small dog and make them out of bakelite
Quit ur job
Feel that, my work decided that the week before Christmas was the perfect time to accept an order so large that there's no feasible way for us to accomplish it.
sick
I'm doing an audit today on 4 percent of our total accounts
I may as well be a servitor
Like my main process has 4 major steps and we only have the capacity to have 6 samples at each stage at any one time and each stage takes a full day.
So day 1 we have 6 samples at stage 1, then day 2 we have 6 samples at stage 2 and 6 at stage 1 etc. until they're all eventually done at stage 4. They somehow expect me to complete 21 samples in 5 days.
At most you'll have 12
Do some space marine chapters have their own regular human soldiers who fight alongside them?
My job is pretty much Papers Please but with insurance at an ER
You have the Ultramar Auxillia, but they're more of a defence force
Ty
its illegal, but serfs do technically fight onboard ships
Marines are not supposed to be in direct command of human soldiers
It's technically illegal. Which means yes
The ultramar auxillia are actually not under the direct command of the ultramarines
the UM only act as advisors for them
lol
this in reality isn't the case at all often
Yes some of them
but its how its supposed to be
the chapter with the most blatent disregard for the rules are the Mentors
who do just arm their serfs to the teeth
give them military training
and fight alongside them
and give them orders lol
i'd have never of guessed
The Ultramar Auxillia as far as Marine influence goes
is pretty light
the Space Wolves ship serfs are more trained by marines then them
Dark Angels had the Calibanite Jaegers
Was thinking about my homebrew having their own regiment of human fighters who assist them on missions and travel with the chapter
That’s why I said had
This is something that gets chapters exterminated
so be careful with how you write it lol
Noted lol
the Tyrants Legion in badab was a big reason the imperium went swinging
beyond no taxes being paid
BT don’t have an official auxilia but they do have ship crews and human soldiers to assist them.
Tyrants Legion + no Taxes + Huron going ZE SPACE MARINES ARE ZE UBERSMENSCH
Ship auxillia are weird
most of the ship serf auxillia are more so a case of just the functions of a ship requiring them
rather then marines directly having a military force of humans to deploy
The homebrew is naval/pirate themed so maybe these human soldiers could be reserved for boarding actions only?
I'm assuming most fleetborn chapters have some form of naval boarders
Could say whilst not official military the force consists of humans your chapter has saved and volunteers
yeah
Naval serfs are weird
could also have parallel command structures
but they would still have to be under ig command, so mayb e just some "ragtag militia"
just imagining if the rules had the same wording as it did for the ecclesiarchy and the sisters of battle, but the marine's think girls are icky so they don't take adavantage of it
issue is marines don't get a seat at the high lords to argue their semantical trick
I mean they kinda got gulliman (not that he'd do that or allow for such shenanigans)
Guilliman literally hates humans under marine command lol
I know, this is a silly hypothetical situation
also the high lords still tried to have him arrested
and it changes nothing becuase the marines think girls are icky and don't use it

just be in nihilus there's no laws there you can just grab whole IG regiments
And yet he still made the tetrarchs
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am i missing some joke\
done
nah just someone with dementia confusing autocrats and tetrarchs somehow
ok
Can i see
Depending on what you plan on collecting/writing, you can get away with Serfs being better trained than others...then use Imperial Agents Navy Breachers to represent them
i wish there was a digital cardgame that hasnt been ruined by the very existance of digital cardgames
Balatro
lads, 30,000 miles from chang'an ain't half bad
I got a plasma pistol keychain
I was literally thinking about that when I bought it LMAO
I think
Is an armiger knight army possible?
yes
for chaos knights
I'm not sure about IK
By superfeyn (you probably already knew that)
"NEXT FOR MY EVIL PLAN... I WILL GIVE THEM A 9 TO 5... WITH PAID SICK DAYS AND MATERNITY LEAVE! MUHAHAHA!"
Vs
"Yeah Bob got servitorized again. Honestly I don't even know how his consciousness and control of his body keeps coming back. I'm pretty sure the tech priests are also bewildered as well."
So chaplains are batshit insane I know that part
But how even more batshit insane are BT Chaplains

extreme cockney rhyming slang
They give morale boost and health regen in dawm of war 2

Oh shit collector’s edition
but goddamn ebay marked up prices because gw store out of stock

Golden throne looks so big zzzz

Thank you Erebus for being such an evil, irredeemable bastard 🙏
Mfw Word Bearers are the reason 40K is the way it is
This is mega cope but maybe total war 40k will give us more tau auxiliary depictions
with the tau dlc in 5 years
Probably
GW will legally allow CA to create OCs for max money
CA:
💸 💸 💸 💸
Just like how Fatshark allowed the Meobian Six to exist
Oh true! Maybe.
Isn’t Titus an OC too?
He is yes by relic
Relic was legally Allowed to Make OCs
Dawn of War characters never appeared on the Codexes

Tbh
I bet Necrons are the easiest to make OCs for
So many tomb worlds
Just make your own Overlord
there’s so damn many tomb worlds out there who’s gonna notice?
Side note: honestly calling the survival of the Rubicon Surgey as “Crossing the Rubicon” was always sick to me
"IT'Z ONLY GAYZ IF DA SQUIGS ARE OFF YA GIT!"
"WHAT IZ A GAY?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
Damn
I’m kinda obsessed with this idea I had now
But I haven’t drawn in ages let alone being good at it
Given with Sabre having creative freedom on how Marines get weapons and no restrictions. Maybe we get golden age of 40K games like with Relic Era
Now if GW pump those money into Fatshark so that they give me Hotshot Lasguns and Meltas

Also add felinids in maid dresses
If every ork in the galaxy came together to hunt down and krump angron could they do it?
was beyond delighted that the machine pistols hive scum with desperado plays exactly like the humie shoota boy I wanted it to be
Are we talking banish him or genuine True Death, gone forever krumping?
Isn’t that technically impossible?
its confirmed can be killed permanently
Technically no, Daemons cannot be killed unless if they use specific materials.
iirc it's extremely difficult to genuinely kill a daemon forever and that was just for smaller ones
So it'd just be Angron dying and coming back over and over
and at that point I think the Orks will just have too much fun to care
Smaller daemons are easier to kill permanently. Big Daemons need their true name and like several rituals
Also what would be the Daemon Primarch's "true name"?
Like wouldn't Fulgrim be their true name? As an example
They might operate like that or they’re smart enough to use their name but daemonic to make it complicated

A daemon's true name is only known to the warp and the gods usually
Id reckon it would be a name unknown to anyone but him
Then again iirc M'kar's true name was Maloq Kartho (his human name) so who knows
Honestly, I think it'd be their names but in whatever language their home planet had
Like Magnus's "true name" would be Magnus... but in Prospero's language.
And as a result, would be nearly impossible to ever get because
Most if not all of their home planets are basically fucking dust
But it would probably be translated into the dark tongue of chaos
Their local languages likely lost.
And even more unusable
I might look up whatever the old esoteric rules on true names was in real world daemonology
Yeap
iirc they were names granted to fallen angels by god
I think it'd be fitting if it was a local language because it'd be another case of the Imperium damning itself (unintentionally)
Not sure though
After all, how many cultures and local languages has the Imperium destroyed through their mere existence?
Endless lmao
It would be ironic if the only way to permanently defeat a Daemon Primarch is to remember the local languages of where they landed.
Some languages besides the dark tongue and enuncia do seem to hold some power, like colchisian or old cadian
Id feel it would still be dark tongue tho, because if not a marine could turn on their primarch
True, especially old CSMs.
Many of fulgrim or angron's sons would
Yea
But wouldn't that be the same for the Dark Tongue?
It is much rarer
Or does it require becoming a daemon to say it
Words are usually only known to daemons or daemonologists like diabolists
iirc the only people with a full lexicon of dark tongue would be daemons
insane level own goal by the lion if this was the case lmfao
I can imagine either in the Black Library and/or Tzeentch's palace there exists an actual full dictionary
...
Definitely
But who could get there lmao
Yeap
Ask ahriman
He tries like hell, still a failure
Honestly, I know it's a reference to Wizard of Oz, but I like to think that the riddles are basically extremely simple. And that's why only a little girl with a black dog was able to pass through.
And it's also why everyone else who tries fails.
They overthink it.
They think it's more complicated than it actually is because it's Tzeentch's fucking maze.
Why would he give out simple questions for simple solutions?
Yeah, it would imagine it would just be their name in dark tongue for daemon primarchs, but for normal ascended marines it was literally their human name lmao
Although i think something like kartho's name held power because it was forgotten by all
Cant recall
All those who fall into Tzeentch's domain are prideful geniuses. So it makes sense the only one who makes it through is someone who isn't seeking knowledge.
Who doesn't let their ego entrap them in a maze never ending.
Nah tzeentch would just zap them insane probably, or reward them, he is unpredictable
Impossible without weirdboyz
even then
probably not
the Orks don't care to find his true name
they don't even know about true names
Could be a special name given to them by the chaos god (ie the name true to their form)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Yes?
Not within logical probability
They'd need that to properly kill Angron
^
unless they somehow magically end up with it
even then
They would not know the significance
Angron almost always has a fuck ton of daemons with him
He looks like Judge Claude Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Imagine Angron walking around and a bunch of bloodthirsters just
Continue popping up

Right on his shadow
Tbh it’d be more fitting for them to appear from the blood he spills
This has gotta be the most disgusting, wretched creature I have ever seen
And I’d suspect Angron also has a way to manipulate the psyche of anyone he’s in the presence of to be more unrelentingly rageful
Theoretically if Angron gets into a completely dark building with no light. Does the entire dark building count as his shadow or does he just stop making daemons
Me to the last Pig in a blanket at the party
The area covered by him ig
How common are special staves used by Necron Phaerons and Overlords?
Like named staves
You mean the staves of light?
iirc most phaerons could have one, although they are quite unique, not being gauss powered
No the special ones that guys like Trazyn, Silent King, Imotekh etc have
Like named staves of light?
Yeah
Although trazyn's is a different category
The empathic obliterator shoots psy waves instead of the usual lightning
Those are unique
Trazyn's is old one tech iirc
Szarekh's has a C'tan shard in it
Orikan's breaks time
Those are very rare
Cause I wanna make an Overlord that is obsessed with a melody only he can hear and his staff doubles as a tuning fork to communicate with it
Is he insane?
Well he is a cron of course he is
I mean where is melody from
Consumed by an obsession of the symphony of the universe only he can hear at all times?
Very much so
Or is it his internal machinery breaking, generating a siren's song
Well sure why not
I’d consider it a glitch in the system like Zahndrekh has
His audio sensors are insanely perceptive
I guess

That's not an insane ability like the other known staves, why not imo
Oh fair enough then
But the idea is his staff allows him to do Tonalmancy (ie the stuff the Dwemer got up to in Elder Scrolls) and the melody can be manipulated/communicated with to cause actual impacts in reality
About as common as you want em, necrons have already reached their zenith of technology and never really lost it.
they got wormholes, pocket dimensions among other wild shit for basically their "basic" units lol
Hmm is he a cryptek?
Mfw their basic sniper unit has personal wormholes for unique movement
Most mancers are
I had him as an Overlord
Can a Cryptek also be an Overlord
Flayers go into another dimension on the regular
No they cant
Damn
No
crypteks arent nobles, they are scientists
they can lead a dynasty politically if the situation calls for it but they'll never be overlords
I could say he’s a noble who adopted many Cryptek esque traits due to his search of a way to understand and interact with the melody
Does that work

Yeah it does lol
Sure
Necron nobility can literallly just do what they want
Look at trazyn
mine has primitive human worlds setup inside her fiefdom that she uses to breed blank humans to turn into Pariahs for her personal court for example
"Another wonderful addition to my collection."
"THAT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE!"
I’m just worried at the idea of giving an Overlord a tool that allows him potential minor reality manipulating shenanigans
Then again he’s a Necron
Par for the course

A cloned primarch, the head of Thor, an archmagos
Gives me the same vibes as the Deldar that decided to become an imperial governor because it was a good way to farm agony
A Krork, a replica golden throne (possibly)
What can you do, we are literally 60 million years old
An embarrassing photo of Orikan at the Christmas party
Endless gene seeds
Pretty sure I saw Space King in there too
Front and center in his collection
Top of the collection
His most prized possession
John Grammaticus somehow
Bricky with his own personal display room
Trazyn would keep him conscious
Not sure why though
Bricky or Trazyn

Trazyn, Bricky is mostly just annoying
Well boss you spelled it out
Werent you going for imotekh and szarekh? Endless madness
Tbh I kinda want em all
But that
Is a long term goal
About as long term as the Great Sleep
Lmao trazyn too?

Same with my chaos knight army then
Even Zahndrekh and Obyron… if they didn’t get vaulted to Legends

Get Anrakyr too then
For now for Christmas I’m starting off slow
Some books and materials to being building the minis
And then maybe a trip to a GW stores (if there’s one near me) to check out the paints
Sounds good imo
Try a LGS if james isnt near
Seems I got a few options
But I know for sure the first pack I’ll get is the Combat Patrol
Aight, best of luck
TBH unless you have GW official tournament plans, nothing should stop you from collecting and playing Legends if you really like the miniature
I have the Ostromandeus mini after all...
If Lucius the eternal was killed by a knight or titan, could he pilot it when he comes back?
No
He would either just rez up in the Pilot's place, but not have the skills for it
Or rez up as the Knight, it shrinking down and crushing the Pilots inside of it
I wonder if that would corrupt the machine spirit as well.
Depend on what Slaanesh find the most amusing 
If it is more funny to just have Lucius be psychically assaulted by the Machine Spirit it might be what will happen
Most likely in my opinion is one of the lower ranking crew turning into Lucius and slaughtering the others from within
🗣️
Hearsay and slander.
God Emperor L
Cut him some slack he was a single father of 21 trying to provide an empire for his kids
With a deadbeat mom like erda, those kids never had a chance.
Erda is only genetic source material as well, not an actual mother/in relation with Emps :p
She did at least give the material willingly
The Emperor was more of an abusive dad than Erda a deadbeat mom 🚬
So is the emperor
That’s how IVF works
Basically Emperor created Primarchs but would never be a father in the traditional sense lol
Even accounting for IVF Emps never did want to be a father on the emotional level
Emperor glazing even in gest is just old and lame
(Glazing?)
This one is tricky
Not you, the SM pfp
Malcador basically note how the emperor has began calling them his sons and seems emotionally attached in valdor Birth of the imperium
Shut up you chaos pfp
Doesn't make him less of sn abusive dad...
If you can’t see the joke about single father of 21 trying to provide an empire for his sons idk what to say
I mean, "not intending to be emotional about Primarchs but suddenly deciding to emotionally care but then in all the wrong ways" is a legit character flaw...that sadly never gets explored in depth.
My king Konrad Curze could have been fixed I know
Do they mean Vampire Coast (which already existed, just never had official miniatures and got a revamp), or Cathay (which was more so CA getting early access to the race before they got minis)
Likely Cathay and they might be hoping for a similar situation
fuck Vampire Coast is a baller faction
Kislev should have gotten a Necrofex Collusus type unit with the Elder Hag 
Lucius has literal in-universe plot armor
he cannot die
lol
Slaanesh just try to find funny way to rezz him 
Reminder the only time Lucius died permanently
Because the person who killed him had no pride and nothing but spite and hatred for him
Slaanesh just brought him back anyway
so not permanently...
COOKED
It is not even spite, but pity.
Those hate him always fall into the category of "pride".
Yeap but id argue Nykona did hate him, but pitied him more
Well should've been i suppose
As I recall, the XIXth had visited the Pride of the Emperor, so Nykona probably knew Lucius from before his fall
Im pretty sure that was before he got the curse wasnt it
No he had
It was after he was killed by Cyrius
Then probably a mistake on the author's part, Lucius literally spawns out of anyone.
Mayhaps
Who knows
It is the only exception in the lore.
Anyways the conclusion is he can't bloody die, so just stick him in a tesseract labyrinth
It takes an introvert marines to kill an extrovert one.
Ironic isnt it
Slaanesh would pluck him out
badabing badaboom
Well yes, after a while
Better he be gone for some time
Until slaanesh notices
Lucius is one of her favoured toy, it won't take long to have it notice the situation
I despise the Emperor but I really feel the Emperor's Children would've better off loyal, such sick things they became that Fulgrim's state literally made it harder for dad to sell chaos to the others
The Dark Prince has many amusements, but i agree. Slaanesh would defo get him out as compared to say Eidolon or Fabius
Lucius, Kharn, Arihman and Typhus are protected simply due to them being the favoured toys that the the Chaos God would not want to lose control over
the marine pfp worries me before i realise its a chaos user and instantly relax

Yep
I dont get it, if you are homeless, just buy a house
Me hate emps
So says Paul
Dorn about to kill a remembrancer (he loves free speech)
U guys hyped for Warhammer 40k
I wonder how many different factions are there gonna be on release
I think maybe 6-7
Unless they'll have races already present that aren't playable
Playable factions probably 6 or 7
Orks
Aeldari
Imperial Guard
Space Marine
no, 4
Nope, 6-7
67!
Astartes can barely be considered human imo
They no longer relate, feel or behave truly human
It is a sacrifice they make
But they start from human.
6 7.... 🤪
Oh please
You're wrong it's 4
Well of course
Like the chaos marine pfps are any better
Whatever else they become, they are still human like many other things.
Those mfs are still racist they are just racist on drugs
I mean yeah i am evil
🍿
He admits it himself
The biggest question is how the SM will be cut up.
Space Marine
Space Wolf
Grey Knight
Or cutting along all the Legion
Superhuman, more than human something like that anywau
I’m evil he’s evil on crack
Ok so i reckon they are gonna have a like a faction yk
Yeah i relaly dont think SM will be that complex tbh
Yes, like the worst still gonna be Black Templar pfp
literally just a blob army with extra units
Like how a few LLs belonged to one faction in TWWH
I don't think they will add any sub-sub faction special rule.
So maybe Guilliman, Lion, Kayvaan, Helbrecht and Tu'shan for example will be under one faction
So Space Wolf and Grey Knight being the only 2 being taken out ?
Maybe Death Watch being part of the Imperial Agent.
Wdym?
Black Templar pfp is basically the Burger King crown of discord at this point
Iykyk
Sigismund would be sad
They could like how Wurzag is a Savage Orc which have special rules but still is part of the Greenskins race
And Grimaldus too ngl
Wdym Sigismund would be sad? That mf still holds the record for number of slurs spammed in a 60 second window
yeah or with the modify warrior maybe include specific modifications only available to faction specific leaders
like Ghaz Being a Goff just buff the shit out of infantry
and has unique modifications for them
This remind me of AoE.
Sigismund only wanted to kill us, he didnt care about other things just killing us, he would be sad to see others being dumb or discriminatory about and not just killing us
Us being based CSM
or if you have a evil sunz warboss all vehicles that are fast get specific bonuses
Our new signature traits like I said
So many small factions with tiny different bonus.
Or they also get warbikes and buggies easier
Wurzag being a similar systems for the Beast Snagga
Imo, Space Wolf and Grey Knight would be different enough that they wouldn't be a different SM faction but a separate race on their own
And you know
CA/GW can sell it
nah that ain't it the leader for a snakebite faction would be the Goat Mozrog Skragbad
he would boss Beast-snagga units
Yes, and him being able to recruit Savage Orks anywhere
beast-snaggas
WHile the other would have to find special worlds to recruit them
Potato potato
Meant Feral Orks to boot 
An actual loophole is more a stasis bomb. Or dismemebering him and putting him into a Dread Sarcophagus.
But that having been said ultimately that can be subverted however.
i cast love the Total War warhammer 3 DLC
Every one of them
🖕
You clearly never saw him 4 beers deep when someone asks about his opinion on the political state of the imperium.
Wasn't his opinion pretty much "we will never be able to stop fighting" even back in 30k before The Siege?
Yeap
Basically
Him and Loken
(The Siege just forced the worst side out of him)
He said there will never be peace because there will always be evil to fight
There will always be more war, and war is the astartes true purpose no matter what failures like Ahriman once believed
It is a harsh truth
Like many in the crappy 42nd Millenium
Better the harsh truth than the emperor's lies though, praise be the four
Astartes are proof Emps needed super disposable tools.
A fact a lot of Marine fanboys overlook.
Yeah but chaos slaves could never be this cool so it eez what it eez
True, with no Emps and legions we wouldn't have cool SM villains 🤣🤣🤣
We are Truthpilled, keep looking for those Fallen, angel
Abbadon crying because his dad was a failure boohoo mf my god is a corpse you don’t see us crying about it
Yes yes son of Erebus I will
Abaddon is a loser who wont admit the Gods are bigger than him and is another Horus
Son of AURELIAN! And remember that name when the Rock goes the way of Caliban
My OC Inquisitor is literally of the mindset of "if you want something deader than dead short of Externinatus, send Marines. You want anything else done...send Guard."
That is not that far off ngl
Usually the guard will handle it
Even csm sometimes lmao
@queen laurel Ork race, with Ghazghkull and Gazbag as starting/base factions.
With Dlc for Beast Snagga; Grotsnik; and Flc Red Gobbo
Honestly dlc factions might be more difficult than they were in fantasy
Right. But could he come back in control of a knight or a titan is basically my question
No
Might see more unseen/unmentioned things here
if you want a speedboss pick Wazdakka Gutsmek
Nothing happened to caliban, that is a viscous rumour.
If its a huge titan and he returns in the Princeps, the Moderati will immediately bail
Oh sure sure, and Colchis is just a warp jump away. Im sure Wyrmwood isnt real either dark angel
You dark angels
That was an acid trip.
Just fall to chaos already
Vashtorr doesnt do acid... thats more Be'lakor
Heh
Loyalist lies
Yeah I understand the officio assassinum guys can't be seen and shit
But like
What if they gotta fart
The skintight suit muffles and traps the fart
Damn so they silent but deadly
This is the lore right here
In every way possible
They have a suppressor can up their ass to mask the sound.
You live in the US, which I think you can.
Wouldn't that make a bubble dough
But like the supressor plus that
Just erases it ykwim
Yeah but you're stuck with a fart bubble
They just build up until the mission is done and then release
Like they need an operation
I'd imagine they're masters of holding it in
Like, yk maybe it is a unnoticable zit
Or this
Or they wear special diapers
Temple assassins are as human as marines, they are pretty much mutant by all standards.
Not impossible
Well yeah if we are being serious whatever may cause alert is probably engineered out of them from the early stages
How do sisters of silence go to the bathroom without making no noise
Them as soon as the mission is over
Missus, you miss your med again?
No no these are standard tzeenchian blessings
I woke up from a party
Very holy in fact
I'm prolly gonns sleep when I get home
Hav a good sleep
Gimme all ur money
Was worth a try
Take her money
I slept for like 2 hours after my party last night. I just can't sleep for some reason.
Gimme ur money
I just stereotyped my coworker, I guessed because he doesn't shower well and has some autism that he played Warhammer. I was infact correct and he plays the wolves
Holyshit
Cthonia
Buy my guy some body wipes
True Son of Russ
Showering may be difficult for em but body wipes make it easier
Get em it
For Christmas
Speaking of which
Mjødpilled
God is stroking it today
What the fuck
Praise be Slaanesh
So much snow
Actually, would chaos space marines want to control a titan's body directly?
No
A Princeps controls a Titan
Whats a pricep
Titan Pilot basically
A titan pilot
If you think about it in 40k yakub 100% created the aeldari
Missus take your Adderall
Then ingest caffeine
You just want me to be evil don't you

I'll do anything to make you more calm
Yes
Praise the four
Its from r/brainrot aint it
is that the one with the imaginary number i
Mhm
Strange things are happening with Agartha memery
Ib4 Missus get timed out 🚬
Hi, lorewise it makes sense a krieg carry a plasma gun?
yes Plasma is not a special restricted equipment
It's actually quite common
Perfect, thanks!
Why wouldn't it be lorefull
Only 5 ppl in 40k have plasma gum
Due to restrictions that no one living understands anymore, you need to be forklift certified before you are allowed to use a Plasma Gun
Mhm
If you're new to the tabletop
Legally you can't use the same weapons because GW learned their lessons
One Plasma only per squad

The good old days when you could have 4 plasma gunners in a 10 man Scion squad
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Invicta and Tarriff is gonna earn millions by 2027

Spearhead Doubles, pretty cool
grotmas should have previews for new models
Are skaven canon to 40k at all or is that strictly fantasy?
Asking because the skaven symbol from vt2 is in Darktide in a few places
Only Fantasy so far
There was early artwork sketches for Skaven in 40k back in the early days, but they were never made or introduced
and there is in lore mentions of ratlike aliens etc, but yea they've never been official canon though they are a popular conspiracy amongst fans
Yea probably
Is there really a world that the emperor's children saved from A GSC and turned into a paradise with the imperial truth and all
Seems like a silly
I assume you're referring to Lord of Excess, in which case I'm pretty sure it's more of a
I remember GW back the just recyle the giant rats from Skaven into Necromunda older eds

New ones I dont know GW recyle the giant rats from AOS into Necromunda
the plasma lore is a bit dumb in some areas
like the company enginseer will servitorize you if they catch you trying to reload your own plasma gun or whatever
It isn't the Skaven one, it's just a Chaod Rune for "Plague"
But the funny little triangle symbol was extensively used by the Skaven
You gotta start somewhere! Even if its not very good, its still made with passion and love in mind, yeah?
Refill rather than reload I think, filling the blue bit rather than the powerpack
aint that a heat sink
You know about the whole “Nero played the violin as Rome burned” thing? I wanna do something like that but my Overlord looking over a Hive city after a Necron raid
But that’s very ambitious
Give it a whirl
That or you could commission somebody
He did a favor to "borrow" a genuine Stradivari from Trazyn but won't give it back
Inquisitor grendyl getting this in his dataslate from an unknown source
"Kill whoever sent this"
Is the emperor holding back the great rift, or is he capable of sealing, do you think
no and no
the great rift is a beneifical thing for the emperor
ironically
The psychic awakening and all
yeah
but the emperor has never shown the ability to seal warp rifts
the Great rift is also the biggest fucking warp rift known
lol
not trying to glaze the emperor but he seems like the kinda guy to uh get whatever he wants done no matter the cost, I imagine he in theory could
he cannot do it with his powers while he is on the throne
or off the throne
he would need to employ xenotech likely
but yes he could
ye, and I do mean alive emperor
if he was off the throne and in charge
but he's currently drinking all that sweet sweet warp juice in
He seems to able to create them lmao (Storm of the Emperor's Wrath, if that was really him)
LOL true
Dimmamar never recovered
actually
honestly considering eldar can create a fucking warp storm
Yeah the emperor probably can shit one out
lol
especially since he's becoming stronger in the immaterium constantly since he got put on the golden toilet throne
Yeah i agree, millennia of worship, constant psyker meals and the psychic awakening have probably beefed him up a little, even if the Age of Apostasy was a while ago
Big E is just gonna be Lord Kroak at some point
i mean sisters of battle are right there, even more than orks they perform miraculous Bullshit on the regular to the point it's their tabletop rule
orks honestly their main strength is just they are harder to kill than a cockroach
like if a bunch of farseers and warlocks can make a controlled storm
Big E can shit one out 100%
imo
Yeap, and all the saints too
Not to mention what happened in plague wars
He is biggering
He can pretty much
Orks psychic gestalt, cockroachism, massive strength in contrast to humans and huge numbers means they will always be a threat
He was able to resurrect and possess guilliman, banish mortarian and burn nurgles garden. All while being a corpse.




