Books can't speak..
#40k-lore-chat
daring creek
urban spire
they so can
storm jungle
But it is another god.
Its essentially a near species-ending cataclysm event thats for now avoided
brazen tartan
Books can't speak..
daring creek
Kill that fucking thing
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/it-it-takes-two-josef-fares-jt-gif-20553324
Unexpected appearance
celest dome
It is like saying the Sun isn't a star cause its much bigger and much brighter than the stars.
At its coalescence, Slaanesh was really powerful, and at its coalescence, so will the god of Encroaching Ruin
urban spire
rose thorn
Idk philosophy but this is so nonsensical I assume it’s something reddithammer 40K would do
rose thorn
LMAO
arctic talon
We already know the dark kings aethric domain because of Samus
Who’s marked as encroaching ruin
urban spire
is metroid prime 4 THAT bad?
daring creek
https://youtu.be/W1dRBWyf6z8 is this thing a redditor
urban spire
don't sandbag my little joke
celest dome
Does anyone remember where it is stated that the GHR is Encroaching Ruin ?
urban spire
apparently it's from some rightwing shitass kids movie about how books is evil
rose thorn
This is how I felt hoping for a GSC detachment this grotmas
brazen tartan
We already know the dark kings aethric domain because of Samus
Samus is daemon prince of the primordial annhilator, not encroaching ruin. It just has encroaching ruin as its aetheric dominion because there's no option for chaos undivided for aetheric dominions just like samus is somehow a khorne demon in 40k
celest dome
Again, he is stated to be of the Encroaching Ruin Aetheric domain.
And there isn't a Primordial Annihilator domain
It's Chaos as a whole
brazen tartan
And there isn't a Primordial Annihilator domain
Because the horus heresy doesn't have a rule for that
celest dome
You do realise that the 8 Aetheric Domain got rules in that pamphlet. They could have done 9 domains, but did they ?
brazen tartan
Yes
celest dome
Ok then show it
brazen tartan
No
celest dome
brazen tartan
I mean yes as in there's only 8 options for aetheric dominions in the rules
There's no option for chaos undividued in aetheric dominions
Samus' title is still "Daemon Prince of the Primordial Annhilator"
Why would it not be "Daemon Prince of Encroaching Ruin" if it was that
celest dome
Because his Chaos God/domain isn't active 💀
As he is waiting for the Emperor to coalesce into it
winged jacinth
Oh god this is horus heresy lore from 40 books after i stopped isnt it
I remember samus's first appearance
brazen tartan
Oh god this is horus heresy lore from 40 books after i stopped isnt it
Like very very recent
winged jacinth
"Appearance"
storm jungle
Oh god this is horus heresy lore from 40 books after i stopped isnt it
its Siege of Terra slop
brazen tartan
"Appearance"
Didn't bro get folded like laundry that time
storm jungle
its when Abnett went full Lovecraft-wannabe and just entirely changed the Siege where like
the Emperor was rising to be a new chaos god
and other shit
and stretched it over 3 books of nonsense
sacred ginkgo
Why didn't they just do a real siege are they stupid
winged jacinth
I dont remember i don't think samus even manifested the first time it was just bad shit happening and people saying samus
storm jungle
It was yeah lol
brazen tartan
Why didn't they just do a real siege are they stupid
Peter turbo quit
storm jungle
Abnett loves Samus
sacred ginkgo
Sit in orbit for like 2 weeks and watch the entire planet die of dehydration
storm jungle
Sit in orbit for like 2 weeks and watch the entire planet die of dehydration
Perturabo wanted to
celest dome
Quite strange that 2 Daemons that we know are of Khorne and Nurgle respectively are of the domains that they represent...
winged jacinth
Hilarious that they went with the name samus at least like, 2 decades after metroid lol
"Hmm surely this name has no cultural relevance welp i won't bother checking"
sacred ginkgo
Samus is a much older name though right
storm jungle
It is yeah
sacred ginkgo
That like actually means something
storm jungle
but literally everyone knows it as metroid Samus
Abnett isnt slick
he just references old history constantly and thinks hes being smart lol
winged jacinth
It would be one thing if they were contemporaries but metroid was already fully iconic and samus isnt exactly a common name lol
storm jungle
Yeah its very unique/niche
sacred ginkgo
Who would win, Samus or Samus
celest dome
storm jungle
Metroid Samus
winged jacinth
Samus obv
urban spire
YOU CAN'T CALL SOMETHING BOUND SAMUS
sacred ginkgo
Metroid Samus
Yeah I know
urban spire
zero awareness of their fanbase
winged jacinth
Metroid samus has no respect for corrupting influences or even physics
urban spire
where should i start reading with necromunda anyway
storm jungle
Uh the release order of the rulebooks is probably the best
sacred ginkgo
So go find the one from the 80's
urban spire
oh rulebooks huh
sacred ginkgo
Always
storm jungle
yeah the rulebooks got a lot of lore
sacred ginkgo
those are outdated lmao
I think lexi still cites it
arctic talon
where should i start reading with necromunda anyway
Necromunda Core rulebook
then you can go from there in chronological order
This book
urban spire
ugh, got the globglogabgalab music stuck in my head now
hallow saddle
🤌 EC
rose thorn
pls release a shooting detachment and or bladed cog for GSC pls pls pls
Hey i forgot where has hivecult been operating since their home world was reclaimed by the imperium?
Have they mostly just been dwelling in brood brothers maybe?
arctic talon
Hey i forgot where has hivecult been operating since their home world was reclai...
Probably had a chunk get off world
rose thorn
valid needle
Lady Astartes battle group?
rose thorn
valid needle
Oh
paper haven
The thing about making them Iron warriors is they can be painted to look like any of the legions
urban spire
making fun of the iron warriors for not having a real paint scheme before they crush every bone in my body
rose thorn
Almost everything new looks bad for alpha legion so
brazen tartan
making fun of the iron warriors for not having a real paint scheme before they c...
I'd argue the hazard stripes are pretty iconic
opaque coyote
Abnett loves Samus
Something I'm still salty about is that
Samus just looks like another daemon prince basically
Like if you're making a domain for a Chaos God named "The Dark King"
At least do something a bit more, especially since the Emperor was (and probably still is) the main candidate.
Like, forgive me for mentioning this, but I think an idea from a fanfic that was about a hypothetical "Warhammer 50k" had the Emperor become a Chaos God of Order (oxymoron ik). With all of his Daemons essentially looking like golden statues. Forcing people to walk constant orderly lines until they fell over and died. Unable to ever deviate from the line.
That's cooler than "Generic Daemon Prince but with a bulldog face"
And yeah, I get that the Dark King isn't necessarily the Emperor. Chaos Gods treat time as a mere suggestion at best.
But it'd still fit the whole "king" part.
I'm not asking for it to be like the fanfic at all. Just something somewhat different than just... "red bulldog mf".
Although at least we definitely know Samus would eat toddlers.
sacred bluff
Abnett loves Samus
we should see samus in pandemonium
opaque coyote
Samus pre-ascension
brazen tartan
That's cooler than "Generic Daemon Prince but with a bulldog face"
Samus predates any of the stuff involving the dark king, the idea may not have been fully conceptualized when its appearance was made
storm jungle
It never was yes
Abnett made that shit up when he was actually appointed to writing the Siege like a decade later
he was essentially just made as a random deviantart OC demon
brazen tartan
Again though
Samus' title is Daemon Prince of the Primordial Annhilator, in conjuction with samus being the daemon prince of the dark king, that's very explicit
Which makes the encroaching ruin thing even weirder because again the dark king is also ruin incarnate
valid needle
I thought Samus was just like the intro demon
Like the starter demon in Horus rising when they all hear him going “I’m over here I’m behind you”
brazen tartan
Like the starter demon in Horus rising when they all hear him going “I’m over he...
He's used again in the end and the death as the herald of the dark king
They basically retconned it to not be a khorne demon anymore
lament shoal
Crime lord run's been fun so far
opaque coyote
he was essentially just made as a random deviantart OC demon
So basically abnett just originally made him as
A Daemon prince
And then decided to just
"hey make him the herald for the dark king"
opaque coyote
They basically retconned it to not be a khorne demon anymore
Samus: "I am feeling burn out. It is time to change my work environment. I want to do things other than murder. I want to torture as well!"
I fucking love how Slaanesh is like the god of arts and torture while Khorne is the god of blood, murder, etc.
I feel like they'd be the type to like watch a movie
Slaanesh would choose something that's more of a slow burn
Meanwhile Khorne would choose a movie where there's action immediately
And they can never have movie nights together
Because Khorne is the average anime fan that gets their knowledge from tiktok clips
And immediately falls asleep as a result
brazen tartan
Slaanesh would choose something that's more of a slow burn
Slaanesh would just watch event horizon and the hellraiser films on repeat
opaque coyote
True but I imagine Slaanesh has varied tastes because
That's part of their domain
Art
brazen tartan
Hmm yeah
opaque coyote
Although I definitely think hell raiser is 100% a favorite
Horror movies in general
Meanwhile Khorne thinks Horror movies that aren't slashers are boring
brazen tartan
I think the dark king is meant to be the manifestation of chaos undivided and encroaching ruin is like, the herald domain of that
Since the dark king's ascension is described as literally an end to the setting as a whole if it were to occur
"Encroaching ruin" is basically the approach of ruin itself before it fully manifests
opaque coyote
Honestly if it were up to me. And I for some reason had the authority to continue the setting
I would basically have the Emperor explode into different shards
Basically his last attempt to delay the DK ascension
So we basically have a bunch of different emperors and a bunch of different mini imperiums
wet sandal
Good thing it's not up to you then
maiden depot
So we basically have a bunch of different emperors and a bunch of different mini...
That would make an intergalactic turf war or something
opaque coyote
That would make an intergalactic turf war or something
Exactly
opaque coyote
It's only war after all
Also it'd be able to give an excuse for the Emperor being inconsistently written
Different personalities within his soul
From living so long
maiden depot
If the emperor left the golden throne all hell would break loose on terra though
opaque coyote
Also cause more customization is always fun
opaque coyote
If the emperor left the golden throne all hell would break loose on terra though
Eh who needs Terra?
maiden depot
Eh who needs Terra?
ME
maiden depot
**Let the galaxy burn**
HERESY
opaque coyote
Good thing it's not up to you then
That aside this is more just to shake things up.
And also make certain threats more like
Threatening
maiden depot
opaque coyote
Like the T'au basically can't do anything to the Imperium because well
The Imperium is fucking huge
But if the Imperium broke and now there's a bunch of mini empires instead of one large one
Well
Suddenly the T'au now have much more of an advantage
And are much more dangerous
maiden depot
Well off to do my blood raven shananigans
maiden depot
Yep
maiden depot
Say bye to Björn space wolves
wet sandal
Well they're not exactly black templars
wet sandal
Most of them probably believe in the God-Emperor in a general sense, but it's not like they go to church every sunday
celest cedar
the ones we got specifically only the Outlaw is specifically to be somewhat faithful but they offer praise more to Saint Messelina, the local saint
reminds me of mexican cartel members and their blend of Christianity traditions really
arctic talon
Do Hive Scum like..not worship the emperor that much or
Outlaw is pretty pious.
The other 2 probably aren’t incredibly religious but do worship
lament shoal
Do Hive Scum like..not worship the emperor that much or
Typically gangers do worship the emperor, no matter their feelings regarding authority and the imperium's government. At the same time, they don't tend to be as zealous/devout about it as a priest or commissar would be.
daring creek
Yeah, I notice that, especially since they have no "For the Emperor!" in their cheer voiceline.
dapper gyro
That's the different between a thief and a hobo.
The hobo got wrongly convicted, so assuming they are more honest because they are more religious. The thief is less and feels less guilt.
sour hornet
Do Hive Scum like..not worship the emperor that much or
Not like normal people, but like how Mexican and SA cartels are still very Catholic despite being criminals.
nocturne crest
Do you think the Hive scum will get more unique weapons based on necromunda models?
green loom
Not like normal people, but like how Mexican and SA cartels are still very Catho...
Religion is normalized, most people won't really think twice about it
wet sandal
Yeah, for most people not believing in the emperor is not even imaginable
green loom
Less not imaginable it just doesn't cross their minds as a choice I figure
To them it's a fact of life
dapper gyro
Cyberpunk and many other dystopian setting are just reality tuned to 11.
Nothing is new, just more exaggerated.
median star
thick cedar
How come 40k implants look so grody
late verge
If someone dropped a virus bomb on 30k emperor would he die
Cause Fulgrim survived a virus bomb but i assume that was chaos bullshit
abstract vector
Do you think the Hive scum will get more unique weapons based on necromunda mode...
IMO They can
Fatshark grabbed The Cleaver and Needler (Escher)
They could have the Cursed Buzzsaw or DIY Melee Weapons
celest cedar
abstract vector
If Fatshark wants to go wild, they can use Goliath's melee weapons
tough haven
vital ginkgo
What would happen if the drukhari started worshiping slaanesh?
wind kestrel
Do Hive Scum like..not worship the emperor that much or
they aren't chaosites if that's what you're asking
arctic talon
What would happen if the drukhari started worshiping slaanesh?
Their soul would be instantly torn out their body
median star
iv had worse
vital ginkgo
Their soul would be instantly torn out their body
Why? It seems like they already do everything slaanesh would have them do. They just don't do it in slaanesh's name right? Is it really that different?
arctic talon
Why? It seems like they already do everything slaanesh would have them do. They ...
if you worship slaanesh, you offer your soul to slaanesh, ergo your soul gets torn out your body
relevant gif
All Eldar souls belong to Slaanesh
Slaanesh will just collect immedietly
The Drukhari feed slaanesh with their actions but the main goal is to refill their own leaking souls
vital ginkgo
The Drukhari feed slaanesh with their actions but the main goal is to refill the...
So they already worship slaanesh
arctic talon
no
they do not worship slaanesh
they just do things that feed slaanesh
the same way the Imperium feeds the chaos gods as well
feeding the chaos gods is a byproduct of their actions
winter pine
Seems kinda similar to Fabius
winter pine
Swears they don't worship her but still feeds her energy
arctic talon
everyone feeds slaanesh energy
as long as they're obsessive
and the drukhari feed khorne more then slaanesh generally
just due to the mass violence they inflict on each other
They only feed slaanesh when they're "feeding"
its not the same as Bile where bile is literally marked by Slaanesh and given blessings by Slaanesh
and he's just on mega cope
The Drukhari's flavor of mega cope is that they're still just as great as the Eldar Empire was near the end(they aren't)
arctic talon
Swears they don't worship her but still feeds her energy
the Imperium would be like fabius by this logic
which is just untrue
vital ginkgo
Slaanesh will just collect immedietly
You mean the eldar would die? Why wouldn't slaanesh keep them alive and have them continue all their nasty shit in her name like the Emperor's children? It seems like slaanesh would be more empowered if this was the situation
arctic talon
You mean the eldar would die? Why wouldn't slaanesh keep them alive and have the...
Eldar would die immediately, Slaanesh does not care
Slaanesh wants the Eldar souls NOW
Slaanesh already has Slaaneshi eldar within their realm as well
They don't need more
the Slaaneshi cults during the Eldar Empire are not being tortured for eternity unlike the rest of the Eldar
vital ginkgo
They don't need more
The god of excess doesn't want more?
vital ginkgo
Why bother recruiting human servants like EC or any cultists then? I'm tired so forgive me if I'm just overlooking something
arctic talon
Why bother recruiting human servants like EC or any cultists then? I'm tired so ...
Because thats not the Chaos God doing it directly, its their Daemons and existing mortal followers
vital ginkgo
arctic talon
If a existing chaos cultist makes a cult which makes more cultists, that is not Slaanesh
That is the cultists doing it
the followers of slaanesh and daemons have free will
they can do what they wish
The Chaos Gods barely give a shit about realspace generally speaking
its their Daemons on vacation and mortal followers who care more
strange mauve
mossy peak
do space marines live forever if something doesn’t kill them
dapper gyro
They don't.
shadow plover
Not for ever but for very very long nevertheless
dapper gyro
Without heavy life support equipment.
crystal forum
do space marines live forever if something doesn’t kill them
yesn't
characters rarely die of old age in 40k. that's the shortest and most simple answer
jade holly
So I decided to install Tacticus and Warpforge
Honestly, I’m enjoying them so far
also I pulled Kharn in Tactitcus in 3 tries so….
daring creek
they aren't chaosites if that's what you're asking
Nono never assumed they were. I thought they were just impoverished folk despising the government and also not worshipping the emperor very much
opaque coyote
The Drukhari's flavor of mega cope is that they're still just as great as the El...
mfw I can't use half of said empire's great technology because I can't use Psyker powers
opaque coyote
Tbf that 20% is still busted enough to do shit like
Casually stealing suns for light
But it's wasted on the Deldar for
Obvious reasons
opaque coyote
more like 80%
They should give it to the mechanicus
Clearly they've shown to be
TRUSTWORTHY
And
HUMANE
With their usage of technology
||tbh I just wanted to share this, this looks pretty rad||
winged jacinth
well you cant use a computer that'd be fucked up
so you gotta use a person thats just how it is!
winged jacinth
that looks more like something out of something like i have no mouth and i must scream though i have to say
leaks lead to low long term performance
daring creek
It reminds me more of outlast trials but for some reason fills me with less dread. Idk. Outlast trials spooked me before but servitors never did
I should hunt for servitor art
Any clue to what sort of servitor this is?
outer wave
I like how you spoilered everything but the image itself
opaque coyote
Servitor render by jefwall
Also apparently it was female. I legitimately couldn't tell
daring creek
I saved it already anyway
opaque coyote
I had to look at it for like 5 minutes to notice that it WAS a female
daring creek
Might as well save it to my pc too
daring creek
I had to look at it for like 5 minutes to notice that it WAS a female
Took me like a second
up your game
winged jacinth
presumably its some sort of manufacturing servitor since it has a rack of drillbits and assorted small tools
daring creek
them legs got me unholy
opaque coyote
...
GYA-
winged jacinth
opaque coyote
Also random image
paper haven
them legs got me unholy
celest cedar
Anyone know the name of the track in this clip?
warp traveller
the carnival location horde theme
dapper gyro
them legs got me unholy
I wonder if the metal part of the thighs flexes with the biological muscles, because the shade and shadow suggest so.
lament shoal
insomnia type beats
Silence twink
urban spire
I wonder if the metal part of the thighs flexes with the biological muscles, bec...
knowing a bit about prosthetics: i reckon the thigh part of the legs aren't prostheses, but the anchoring point and a cup to brace the thigh, which is probably flesh down to just above the knee
also damn hereteks have it good
celest dome
The white bits a cloth no ?
urban spire
don't see any reason to think that
celest dome
Look like white cloth with black and bronze trims
urban spire
bronze? are we lookin at the same thing?
celest dome
White cloth, bronze, black then metal part
urban spire
looks awful shiny for a cloth
crystal forum
what is she doing to the iron hand
shadow plover
I presume it means imperium controlled/inhabited planets
not just all planets within the borders of the imperium, that wouldn't make much sense
urban spire
no i mean it literally can't be true, you can't sustain a hive off of the output of the planet itself
crystal forum
a hive is not really sustainable in any realistic way tbh
especially not a hive world
urban spire
yes, but also just within the logic of 40k itself
crystal forum
true
hives need supplies from off world
like some sectors are dedicated entirely to supplying one hive world
urban spire
one hive requires most of the output of an agriworld to feed itself, a hive world requires multiple, and that's not even accounting for other material demands
crystal forum
i think most planets dont have hive cities but we just see hive cities the most because theyre cool
like why would an agri world have a hive city
urban spire
yeah exactly
those things ruin the entire rest of the planet
waking up to tend my toxic dust and scrap metal farm
crystal forum
waking up to tend my toxic dust and scrap metal farm
not all worlds with hive cities are like that. i think the inevitable result is this kind of landscape but there's worlds that havent been fully ruined yet
urban spire
idk a few hundred years of hive city industrial waste would prob cause ecosystem collapse and radical climate change
crystal forum
idk a few hundred years of hive city industrial waste would prob cause ecosystem...
if i remember correctly armageddon still had some nature left, weirdly enough
and that world is particularly fucked
urban spire
odd
vagrant fox
Some are mentioned to still have nature yeah, Scintilla is another
crystal forum
odd
you have to remember that alien nature in 40k is stuff that wants to kill you
it's very hardy
celest cedar
they never tried exploring the rest of the planet?
raven stone
TBF I would imagine this is the capital city area
In theory yes, this should not be the whole planet map
But IoM being IoM they would probably hold the capital and call it a "win" even if Orks are running roughshod elsewhere on the planet
abstract vector
they never tried exploring the rest of the planet?
IIRC GW had like a Map before
But It was in White Dwarf Magazine years ago?
burnt maple
not all worlds with hive cities are like that. i think the inevitable result is ...
YET.
abstract vector
No idea of the source
its the very old 2005(?)-2010 white dwarf magazines when the 3rd war of Armageddon was released
shadow plover
makes sense
crystal forum
a lot of ocean for a world known for its industrial wastelands
wet sandal
All the wars going on on Armageddon are probably good for the environment, since they stop the industry expanding properly
Ghazkull is actually an eco-activist
storm jungle
not all worlds with hive cities are like that. i think the inevitable result is ...
Almost every hiveworld is a shithole
as cinless said the Hives literally cause ecological collapses of the worlds they inhabit the more they spread by sprawls and grow
crystal forum
thats what i said
crystal forum
vagrant fox
genestealer propaganda
vagrant fox
you can't touch me i'm playing lotro
celest cedar
near wasp
void musk
Fuck Erebus.
crystal forum
fuck me erebus
fast merlin
I dont even think his genitalia work after all those years
Not that it would be much of anything
rustic patrol
Hopefully he doesn't get the urge to do some haruspicy like Lorgar did with those villagers.
fast merlin
I don’t think the word bearers could harbor sexual desire
Probably some oath of chastity
Tbh
storm jungle
I don’t think the word bearers could harbor sexual desire
That basically is all space marines.
they dont care about sex of any kind, they are chemically sterilized as is anyway lol
fast merlin
I mean all?
storm jungle
Yes?
fast merlin
We forgot the emperor’s children
storm jungle
I mean that includes them too
they'd find sex too boring and move onto something else, you see it during most novels.
fast merlin
But i don’t necessarily believe they actually desire more or less a sadist thing
storm jungle
They are more hellraiser.
fast merlin
True
storm jungle
so more mutilation, pleasure can be derived from anything for folks
its a big spectrum
fast merlin
Truthnuke
sacred bluff
storm jungle
the covid ship...
abstract vector
NGL, I kinda Kitting the fight on Battlefleet Gothic Armada
I spammed the Torpedos and the Bombers because my god the fucking Death Guard ships are a pain when they go broadside range
💀
they eat Morale and tanky mother fuckers. Critical Hit builds are a must against them
Target the bridge and engines
abstract vector
wait yeah
It should be kitting
I was kitting because I never go broadside range
no tactics just spam
wet sandal
well it's not exactly cheese to stay out of broadside of ships that have a good broadside
queen laurel
yeah that's just common sense like you surely also try your best to always be out of an ork ship's front
and stay far awy from them
sacred bluff
i'm looking at gameplay now, it looks neat 
rose thorn
Lmao what the fucks does serpents have to do with harlequins
A harlequins vehicle detachment is 9th edition PTSD made manifest
NO WAY
GSC MODEL!!!
FHEY ARE SELLING IT AGAIN!!!
fast merlin
How joyus
rustic patrol
Lmao what the fucks does serpents have to do with harlequins
It's the Void Serpent. Supposedly this thing was the bff of Cegorach, and let the Clown God ride it, so the Harlequinn's rides all get called somethingsomething serpent.
wary fulcrum
FHEY ARE SELLING IT AGAIN!!!
Made to order like, but definitely tempted
rose thorn
Made to order like, but definitely tempted
It’s unironically good but it’s legends lmao
It was really and but now it’s like, free requisition points
wary fulcrum
I want it for Necromunda, gonna load it on a trailer and drive it round the wastes
mossy peak
drg drop pod
celest dome
Such a 2004 take
arctic talon
New dark heresy inqusitor
Guess she’s the Ordo Xenos representative
She’s also not from the ttrpg which is exciting
queen laurel
using an eldar blade must be a bit more flexible in her rules than the average then
arctic talon
She’s a radical like
99% sure lol
Her design is based on Draxus with the skull
Her armor is completely dif and less bulky
But she’s def inspired by Draxus
queen laurel
She’s a radical like
i mean she's using a eldar blade Elite
valid needle
No it’s a velociraptor
arctic talon
Is that a tyranid skull on her shoulder?
Maybe?
misty vector
Goes hard
mossy peak
All I’m saying is there’s so called puritans who do this shit
doesn’t every inquisitor do this under some half baked excuse or another
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-177921721746782044...
🔇
🗣️ Shut yo ass up
queen laurel
doesn’t every inquisitor do this under some half baked excuse or another
nah puritans and i mean purest pure Puritans will not hesitate to lynch you for even trying this
or even just suggesting it
arctic talon
doesn’t every inquisitor do this under some half baked excuse or another
A true puritan is too busy burning someone alive for doctrinal beliefs
fervent geode
A true puritan is killing entire towns after finding one heretic
storm jungle
A true puritan is too busy burning someone alive for doctrinal beliefs
Yeah that, puritans are like S-Tier nazi supercops basically lol
arctic talon
The true puritan is like
Genuinely batshit insane
Which is why GW ironically
Doesn’t like using them that much
queen laurel
ordo xenos puritan that is actually a real puritan will shoot you in the head before you can even suggest using the aliens technology against them
arctic talon
Moderate puritans and radicals are more fun
storm jungle
i loved how Brooks did them in Harrowmaster
arctic talon
You get more variety in what they do
storm jungle
the puritan bitch does NOTHING but hinder the investigation
but the radical guy was also revealed to be an idiot
its so good
lmao
storm jungle
Thats why they are usually antagonists
queen laurel
Inqusitor “I murder children” Puritan
reasoning: they might grow up as heretics
arctic talon
but the radical guy was also revealed to be an idiot
The two poles lol
I do think it’s hilarious that of the 4 revealed inqusitors in dark heresy
2 are radicals
2 are puritans but 1 of them is fucking excommunicated
LOL
storm jungle
yeah they did this in Rogue Trader too
they built up Calcazar in the trailers like a pure hardball puritan
plush mason
the extremes are by their very nature one note and simple, so ofc they suck for characters in most cases
storm jungle
THEN HE HAS A FUCKING C'TAN
arctic talon
Tbh
queen laurel
I do think it’s hilarious that of the 4 revealed inqusitors in dark heresy
is the main stormcast looking guy puri or radical
arctic talon
is the main stormcast looking guy puri or radical
Puritan, he’s the ultimate radical centrist
Of inqusitors
arctic talon
The old daemon hunter dude is a puritan but is excommunicated
storm jungle
Erebus sympathizer spotted
Hes very funny and loyalist characters deserve everything they get.
Be grateful Eresus existed or you'd get no 40k
void musk
im a necron stand
plush mason
wouldnt that be the drukhari fans?
storm jungle
Idk man imp fans are real freaks too
void musk
im a toaster actually
i only like the Salamanders and guardsmen
theyre both green, like the Necrons
Orks are cool too
void musk
YOU DAMN FUCKING WELL KNOW IT
mossy peak
https://youtube.com/shorts/MWqTkZRWhas?si=Jefy693tMf_fO8Ug is this what people in hives eat
plush mason
Idk man imp fans are real freaks too
i meant in that the dark eldar will literally make them into footstands
fervent geode
https://youtube.com/shorts/MWqTkZRWhas?si=Jefy693tMf_fO8Ug is this what people i...
Hivers often eat corpse starch
So corpses ground up into a paste like substances mixed with starch
nocturne crest
GW would give World Eaters something like a pulse rokkit or a grot bomb.
But have a khorne cultist pilot it instead.
Or a naked khorne marine.
Just pictured a manned drone covered swords and spikes.
daring creek
no you are a footstand
Not such a bad outcome all things considered
valid needle
Or a naked khorne marine.
With a Santa hat
And oily muscles
God I love space marines
nocturne crest
With a Santa hat
Okay.
daring creek
Can drukari turn me into a skateboard
valid needle
https://youtube.com/shorts/MWqTkZRWhas?si=Jefy693tMf_fO8Ug is this what people i...
Yes, corpse starch is 40Ks MRE
storm jungle
Not such a bad outcome all things considered
surreal nest
Still the goofiest part of 40k for me
surreal nest
Im not reading 40k I dont have an ss uniform in my closet
storm jungle
you will in a minute
valid needle
I mean is it goofy though
storm jungle
my guys are planting it as we speak
surreal nest
you will in a minute
Dear god
void musk
corpse starch can be used to thicken soups
surreal nest
I don’t think corpse starch is that goofy
It is very goofy
How can we be more dystopian
Your food is people!
Gasp!
void musk
our water is also people
outer wave
You think there's a lil poo poo in those corpse starch rations?
void musk
most certainly
surreal nest
i have jury duty today should i tear my own atoms asunder
valid needle
i have jury duty today should i tear my own atoms asunder
Wear a polka dot tie and a top hat
wet sandal
"corpse starch" shouldn't it be called "corpse protein" culinary speaking?
wet sandal
it's not a starch
surreal nest
the judge sentences me to immediate death by pack of wolves
wet sandal
the judge sentences me to immediate death by pack of wolves
good ending
arctic talon
i have jury duty today should i tear my own atoms asunder
if you want to get out just make it extremely obvious you dislike the police/a specific group of people the people involved belong to/will not be unbiased
surreal nest
oh i will dw
valid needle
That's actually so gas
Is gas good or bad?
wet sandal
or just say the words "jury nullification" 3 times while looking at a mirror and mossad agents will kick down your door and put a grenade in your mouth
surreal nest
great
daring creek
my guys are planting it as we speak
Are you the fucking CIA?
storm jungle
Are you the fucking CIA?
I wish I was. Id send your ass to Juniper Hill
daring creek
Idk what that is!!!!
wet sandal
I wish I was. Id send your ass to Juniper Hill
what about the other body parts
storm jungle
what about the other body parts
Later.
daring creek
dapper gyro
Damn, only the asses are valuable.
daring creek
Slave ogyrns are left to grind up the bodies with their bear hands. They're whipped by whipping servitors when caught licking their fingers
wet sandal
Slave ogyrns are left to grind up the bodies with their bear hands. They're whip...
dream job
rose thorn
"corpse starch" shouldn't it be called "corpse protein" culinary speaking?
No because it’s made from a starch that grows on meat
celest dome
Does Tertium have their own corpse grinders
The Scum's saw is based on one of their weapon
fervent geode
of course it has corpse grinders
I mean a corpse grinder cult
celest dome
Probably, but not necessarily looking like the CGC that we see in Munda
opaque coyote
Art by m0pan
A certain fire warrior: "We're facing half the imperium on one side, and a giant bird thing, hordes of spiky Gue'ron'sha, and teleportinf warp things on the other! What are we going to do?"
The random Gue'vesa about to give him life changing advice:
...
It's quiet
daring creek
I should find the actual song
Also reminded spiders can fly via ballooning
cooky creatures
urban spire
"corpse starch" shouldn't it be called "corpse protein" culinary speaking?
direct cannibalism is frowned on, needs to be at least one step removed
oh except space marines of course, THEY're allowed to eat humans
fervent geode
oh except space marines of course, THEY're allowed to eat humans
Especially those sweet brains
opaque coyote
celest dome
Careful all, you'll get someone that think that Corpse Starch is unique to Munda and is always causing Khornate corruption
opaque coyote
"corpse starch" shouldn't it be called "corpse protein" culinary speaking?
Corpse Starch has a bunch of fillers mixed in
So it might be like
fervent geode
Careful all, you'll get someone that think that Corpse Starch is unique to Munda...
Corpse starch is very normal
opaque coyote
30% human, 20% bugs 30% vegetables, 10% whatever the manufacturer found on the floor
And 10% ???
Which is different than whatever they found on the floor because we have no idea of it's origins
fervent geode
30% human, 20% bugs 30% vegetables, 10% whatever the manufacturer found on the f...
It is served everywhere, and varies iirc its corpses that are the universal factor
opaque coyote
It is served everywhere, and varies iirc its corpses that are the universal fact...
Different manufacturers , different fillers, different corpses
Etc.
opaque coyote
Either way it isn't protein necessarily because unlike say
A nice meal of steak
It isn't fully meat or an alternative
And more importantly, it probably is enriched with a bunch of other shit
So that one meal can keep you going
To get turned into more starch inevitably
fervent geode
It is protein, but there is also many other wonky things in it iirc
As usual the Imperium is huge and it depends
opaque coyote
It's to the point where I doubt you can call it fully protein
Even compared to like
Tofu or beans
storm jungle
Its not really suppose to contain anything healthy much
its a fucking re-processed corpse
lol
opaque coyote
Its not really suppose to contain anything healthy much
The Imperium equivalent of mcdonalds
storm jungle
The Imperium equivalent of mcdonalds
arctic talon
It’s poverty/survival food
fervent geode
Healthy enough so the hab workers can not die
opaque coyote
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Jokes aside. Corpse starch is processed to the point where you probably can't tell
fervent geode
Corpse
storm jungle
Jokes aside. Corpse starch is processed to the point where you probably can't te...
You definitely can
fervent geode
Jokes aside. Corpse starch is processed to the point where you probably can't te...
A paste iirc
arctic talon
All I’m saying is Munda’s famous corpse starch is more corpse then starch
arctic talon
Tastiest corpse starch
fervent geode
I mean they are used to eating it iirc
arctic talon
even worse because it also has psychic residue
Psyker inqusitor staring at a corpse starch factory
Seeing the souls screaming
opaque coyote
the books describe it as most people instantly knowing
Is it just an inexplicable instinct or is it usually processed quickly
fervent geode
Tastiest corpse starch
Yummy more proteins
storm jungle
Is it just an inexplicable instinct or is it usually processed quickly
A lot of things tbh
opaque coyote
Seeing the souls screaming
How TF does that even work
arctic talon
Your average hiver prolly consists on other protein slop
wet sandal
even worse because it also has psychic residue
just a bit of seasoning
opaque coyote
Like genuinely. Does the soul stick around the corpse
fervent geode
It’s still poverty/desperation food
Ofc, but it is the imperium so kinda common
storm jungle
just a bit of seasoning
storm jungle
Ofc, but it is the imperium so kinda common
Im glad we dont have such issues IRL
fervent geode
Like genuinely. Does the soul stick around the corpse
I wonder
opaque coyote
Like genuinely. Does the soul stick around the corpse
Or is it just the echoes
storm jungle
Like genuinely. Does the soul stick around the corpse
yes
opaque coyote
Like remnants of the soul
arctic talon
Like remnants of the soul
It’s an imprint
fervent geode
Are the grinders screaming or the food?
arctic talon
Less then the soul itself
storm jungle
Food.
arctic talon
Are the grinders screaming or the food?
Both
storm jungle
lmao
fervent geode
Im glad we dont have such issues IRL
...
opaque coyote
It’s an imprint
Still disturbing but hey at least you aren't eating a person's soul
arctic talon
Corpse grinders being so sick of making corpse starch
They just skip the starch step
And eat the corpse
fervent geode
At all
opaque coyote
Corpse grinders being so sick of making corpse starch
"I'm so bored rn. I'm gonna listen to the voices in my head now."
Tbh probably tastes better than the corpse starch
arctic talon
Slab? Yes
opaque coyote
arctic talon
Slab tastes like almost nothing
fervent geode
Better eat grox than gary
arctic talon
Flavoring is mandatory for corpse starch to mask the taste
opaque coyote
They actually taste something out of the can
arctic talon
Slab isn’t
fervent geode
They taste something and its horrible
opaque coyote
Slab tastes like almost nothing
So basically tofu
Tasteless without flavoring/spices
opaque coyote
Well probably more than tofu
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
But you get the point
opaque coyote
Slab is like
Water?
opaque coyote
And made of meat
Might honestly be better than Spam ngl
Hate that shit
arctic talon
I forgot in which book
opaque coyote
fervent geode
Wow
arctic talon
This obviously got them beaten and starved
But I think that tells you a lot about the texture of slab in its canned form
opaque coyote
This obviously got them beaten and starved
...
Honestly
Dude probably got passed down through that schola as a legend
fervent geode
Delish imperium cuisine truly
arctic talon
Might honestly be better than Spam ngl
Hate that shit
Spam tastes good if you prepare it
Tbh
Grill it
Or boil it in soup
fervent geode
This obviously got them beaten and starved
Schola Progeniumx they couldve not done it and same outcome
arctic talon
LOL
fervent geode
Make the spam spicy itll be good
opaque coyote
Schola Progeniumx they couldve not done it and same outcome
More importantly, even if the school is physically and mentally the worst experience ever.
You definitely know that all of the future sisters will walk slow as shit to the next class
And you're just waiting to go
But they're blocking the fucking hallway
And God dammit I JUST WANT TO GET TO MATH
fervent geode
And the future arbites beat the crap out of you for no reason
opaque coyote
STOP FUCKING GOSSIPING AND LET ME THROUGH
fervent geode
I agree
arctic talon
And the future arbites beat the crap out of you for no reason
Future Scions, arbites or SoB doing the beating, it’ll be one of 3
💀
fervent geode
Doesnt stop the arbites beating you
arctic talon
The future comissars already got tired beating the random slaves they made them whip during class
fervent geode
Future Scions, arbites or SoB doing the beating, it’ll be one of 3
I think scions get beaten, thats why they have endurance
opaque coyote
Tbh you probably get herded by the drill abbots
Honestly
Y'know what would be funny
fervent geode
The future comissars already got tired beating the random slaves they made them ...
Beating organisers
arctic talon
I think scions get beaten, thats why they have endurance
They get beaten but they also do the beating
fervent geode
They get beaten but they also do the beating
Schola gang
Like hive gang but in schola
opaque coyote
It's a schola
"Ugh did you fail the test again!"
"Yup, I got my dick ripped off by the abbot!"
Laugh track sfx
fervent geode
It's a schola
Idt ur class sub can servitorise you irl, but im all for it
opaque coyote
Idt ur class sub can servitorise you irl, but im all for it
Yeah I'm imagining it has like
The formulaic episodic nature of a generic high school comedy
But
It's a schola
And therefore, it has that classic Imperium cruelty
Treated as normal
rose thorn
welp time for 2 more space marine detachemtns today and tomororw uhg
opaque coyote
Think of something like Hannah Montana
rose thorn
crazy the BA detachment is just, the index detachment but better
opaque coyote
But schola
arctic talon
And therefore, it has that classic Imperium cruelty
“Hey did you go to the live target practice today, one of the targets kept on screaming after getting shot in the legs”
arctic talon
crazy the BA detachment is just, the index detachment but better
It’s worse then index bcs its narrower
lol
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
The buff is way stronger but it doesn’t work on as much
fervent geode
Hannah Montana in da Schola
opaque coyote
“Hey did you go to the live target practice today, one of the targets kept on sc...
laugh track
"Yeah, he screamed for so long that by the time I got a turn. His screams sounded like a goose"
"what's a goose?"
laugh track with clapping sfx
arctic talon
what does it work om? isnt itj sut all space marine melee
The stratagems and enhancements
rose thorn
ah
dapper gyro
Storm troops combat prowess is a lot higher than arbites.
arctic talon
Also the buffs are dif
The bonus attack from index is gud along with the strength bump
rose thorn
ah
daring creek
Hd2 becomes darktide? Awesome
urban spire
Storm troops combat prowess is a lot higher than arbites.
noooo you dont get it the arbites are so cool though! my arbite character is named dredd and my dog is named stop resisting you just don't understand why that's the coolest thing in the setting actualy
humble shoal
noooo you dont get it the arbites are so cool though! my arbite character is nam...
My arbi is named the queen of ales and my dogs name is kruber
Considering changing her name to PoggersBridge
dapper gyro
noooo you dont get it the arbites are so cool though! my arbite character is nam...
Teach me more sister. I still don't understand.
arctic talon
Considering changing her name to PoggersBridge
2 nuln regiments
humble shoal
2 nuln regiments
Dwarf Hunting
daring creek
My arby is named Homemade Lobotomy and my dog is named whitewomanbait
urban spire
Teach me more sister. I still don't understand.
i dont have the mental stamina to keep up this bit
dapper gyro
😔
west pendant
you guys realize that henry cavill is gonna become the face of warhammer 40k right?
wary fulcrum
I use the least popular voice
I started with it because I expected to get Enforcer Subjugator armour and wanted to make Drej from that Warhammer Crime novel, but it never arrived
rose thorn
What is it like being a BA fan and get a new kit you can use every month lmao
I need a gif of like an intercessor just phasing from ultramarine colors to like black Templars or blood angels
rocky gale
What is it like being a BA fan and get a new kit you can use every month lmao
What did we do?
arctic talon
Noxians fighting over translations of Old Ionian
storm jungle
Lmfao warhammer type shit
rose thorn
What did we do?
Not have unit restrictions lmao
maiden depot
What’s happening with Armageddon right now I’ve heard about it once when the new one came out then never again
rose thorn
BA are basically just a generic chapter
surreal nest
Storm troops combat prowess is a lot higher than arbites.
I hope the soldiers would be better, they arent trained to shoot into crowds of citizens
Well
How many warcrimes per second do we think the average guardsman regiment is at
storm jungle
What’s happening with Armageddon right now I’ve heard about it once when the new...
Mostly just space marine slop
barely any guardsman in it
storm jungle
How many warcrimes per second do we think the average guardsman regiment is at
Going by the way they are trained they'd all essentially be various forms of the Imperial Japanese Army lol
the books are just afraid to show this and humanize the guardsman constantly because "oh they are just normal men and women!"
surreal nest
the books are just afraid to show this and humanize the guardsman constantly bec...
Yeahhhhh I dont like that typical perspective for guardsmen
"Normal men and women" yeah like in comparison to the fucking sci fi universe but they are still nazis!
storm jungle
^
Its very cheap and an effect of how every book has to humanize them so the readers dont get alienated.
when like-
cadians would absolutely bayonet women and babies on their lasguns lmao
surreal nest
They would do that shit gladly likely and let's be honest even if a group of cadians didn't want to it, they wouldn't stop or reprimand their compatriots!
Like a group of police officers
storm jungle
Yeah the funny part for me is like
people say the Imp. Japanese army were brainwashed monsters which isnt wrong
but the Imperial Guard is like 10x that
lmao
lament shoal
We've already seen guardsmen killing kids lol
surreal nest
Don't ever bring up Hiroshima to an american they give you pure Harry Truman PR
lament shoal
Granted they hesitated but they still obeyed the order to do so in the end
storm jungle
We've already seen guardsmen killing kids lol
In books nobody cares about or remembers
lol
storm jungle
Nah, Pariah Nexus
Yeah the one barely anyone watched to the end
lament shoal
Bruh
surreal nest
Not every guardsmen is an evil person but every guardsmen serves an evil person so. Kinda hard to not be an evil person!
storm jungle
Like-
i was reading Gaunt and its like
"OMAGERD THE HERETICS NAILED KIDS TO THE WALL"
Mfer yall would do the same thing lmao
but of course its chaos doing it because we can never have nuanced antagonists in a 40k book.
surreal nest
You can NEVER be too sure of the evil intentions within
daring creek
^
lament shoal
Whats evil by chaos standards
storm jungle
Literally anything.
lament shoal
Not eating your parents?
storm jungle
theres no standard
daring creek
Yeah.
lament shoal
Literally anything.
Nah I meant like, something a chaos worshipper would call you evil for lmao
storm jungle
Nah I meant like, something a chaos worshipper would call you evil for lmao
Literally nothing.
lmao
daring creek
I mean like not washing your hands is pretty evil
storm jungle
theres no "evil limit" for them
they do it because they like it and appease teh gods
Chaos is just "generic evil bad guys"
daring creek
No it'sbecause theyre morally superior objectively
surreal nest
I think maybe a chaos cultists wouldn't like it if you like pissed in their rations
I think thatd be fucked up
I would be pissed
daring creek
I think maybe a chaos cultists wouldn't like it if you like pissed in their rati...
Nurgle:
urban spire
yeah but chaos folks don't have an axis of morality
daring creek
Yeah they do
storm jungle
yeah but chaos folks don't have an axis of morality
That yeah
they genuinely do what they do for the love of the game lol
urban spire
not a good/evil axis anyway
surreal nest
Yeah but they can still be personally spited and see somebody evil if somebody wrongs them
Boom
storm jungle
What they do is good, what the bad guys do is bad.
Shut the fuck up missus lol
storm jungle
daring creek
LMFAO
storm jungle
literally me every time you talk
daring creek
HAHA
storm jungle
brainrotted lobotomite
urban spire
holy shit shinji
celest dome
Chaos is just feeding, like cats with mouses
urban spire
the IG should nail HIM to the wall, fucking hell
surreal nest
15 gallons of rotten mt dew to your fridge
daring creek
I wish Pluribus episode 7 was out
storm jungle
15 gallons of rotten mt dew to your fridge
will feed em to my brother
daring creek
I wish Pluribus episode 7 was out
@crystal forum WHEN IS IT REAL I NEED IT
surreal nest
will feed em to my brother
storm jungle
spring cairn
this is one of my favourite image, just letting u know
daring creek
it should be a fucking crime to make a living cliff hanger of a show and not make an episode every single day
surreal nest
I was about to say isnt Evangelion just gundam for convicted sex offenders
storm jungle
LOL
storm jungle
I was about to say isnt Evangelion just gundam for convicted sex offenders
Gundam sucks too
i hate gundam fans
daring creek
I understand what you mean but man thats- Oh my god Dilara
storm jungle
OMAGERD Mark SEXTOSKIBIDIOS 2 JUST BLEW UP AN ENTIRE SPACE STATION
daring creek
Is there a limit
rose thorn
Finally, I can find my chapter
storm jungle
Shut up you fucking weeb
storm jungle
IS THERE A LIMIT???
The limit is me shoving my foot up your ass
daring creek
The limit is me shoving my foot up your ass
is this you
surreal nest
How dangerous is dangerous if you won't live to see the consequence
storm jungle
is this you
no thats you after you forgot to take yoru bee sting meds
daring creek
💀
surreal nest
"Um dying is a consequence" SHUT UP!!!!!
storm jungle
How dangerous is dangerous if you won't live to see the consequence
shut up james bond
surreal nest
Not my name
storm jungle
you know my name
daring creek
Heisenberg?
surreal nest
you know my name
Hm....warhammer tree
storm jungle
Hm....warhammer tree
Gonna ask you to eat that
urban spire
Gundam sucks too
watch g-witch
storm jungle
watch g-witch
Im not watching slopdam
surreal nest
You dont need to ask
urban spire
it's cute
daring creek
Dilara do you like Dandadan
surreal nest
There's 3 now
lament shoal
Dilara do you like Dandadan
I don't get the impression that she's an anime enjoyer tbh lol
storm jungle
I like anime but actual proper stuff
not binge-watching slop teenage trash like Shitdam
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> WHEN IS IT REAL I NEED IT
it says on the episode preview 😭
surreal nest
ITS PEAK RIGHT
daring creek
not binge-watching slop teenage trash like Shitdam
You can also say "I don't like this show very much"