40k-lore-chat

[rustic patrol]

they're just biologically geared towards obsessions and extremism

everything has the potential to be a gateway drug

[drowsy cliff]

It looks out of place because baseball caps are affiliated with civilians and tactical operators

On guardsman it looks silly and out of place

[arctic talon]

tbh the Eldar can still drink a lot

[drowsy cliff]

Just my fifty cents

[arctic talon]

they just need to be controlled

(for an eldar)

lol

fucking Alaitoc which is the most "conservative" craftworld has love hotels 💀

[dapper gyro]

You haven't met a lot of non military tactical people then, baseball cap is everywhere now.

[near wasp]

Where can I book a trip

[rustic patrol]

lol, was that in their codex? I need to see this for myself

[dapper gyro]

Either that or the funny hat

[drowsy cliff]

I know but it's modern, hence why it's out of place, it's like an imperial citizen in a tracksuit

[arctic talon]

its in path of the eldar lol

[rustic patrol]

ohhh that book
I stopped before I got to that bit then

[arctic talon]

yeah ngl

I don't blame you

book is dry as fuck

aside from worldbuilding

[drowsy cliff]

Curious... but how many Warhammer books are there?

[arctic talon]

many

[drowsy cliff]

Known

[arctic talon]

if we go by just rule books its like

[rustic patrol]

unfortunately, given the ratio of good books to bad

[arctic talon]

60+

[near wasp]

Over 400

[arctic talon]

actually fuck it

lemme count

brb

[drowsy cliff]

I mean I know you'd need to become a full time student bordering on academy levels to read them all

[arctic talon]

you dont' need to read them all

and really shouldn't

there's so mucht

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/church-worship-praise-god-holyghost-gif-9385979880686320345

[arctic talon]

trash

okay brb

counting how many wargame rulebooks

lol

[rustic patrol]

just remember to skip the numbers, 3, 6, 7, 8, and 9 for protection agaisnt heresy

[dapper gyro]

If you take all books into account, then any description about any item is invalid because there are so many conflict.

[near wasp]

There's about 530 books including short stories ext

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF9uVsY9Fwo&t=11s&pp=ygUnYXJiaXRyYW9yIGlhbiBob3cgdG8gZ2V0IGludG8gd2FyaGFtbWVy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B1cZfFyX_A&pp=ygUnYXJiaXRyYW9yIGlhbiBob3cgdG8gZ2V0IGludG8gd2FyaGFtbWVy

[hallow saddle]

dont forget like 40 years of monthly white dwarf issues

[storm jungle]

best you are gonna get

[drowsy cliff]

Oh great I need gif rights don't I?

[storm jungle]

simple and to the point

[arctic talon]

112 before 7e

I don't want

[storm jungle]

you get em once you message a bit more, its to prevent bot spams

[arctic talon]

to fucking count anymore

💀

GOD

[near wasp]

@drowsy cliff you'll get them eventually just from talking and being around

[arctic talon]

ITS A LOT

[drowsy cliff]

Figured

[near wasp]

500+

[drowsy cliff]

Yeah I got the first Horus heresy book but haven't started it yet, I did research a while ago and they said it's a good starting point

I just haven't read in years

[drowsy cliff]

But yeah karking Hell that's a lot...

[arctic talon]

274

rulebooks

lol

in total

from 1e to 10e

[drowsy cliff]

WHAT

[arctic talon]

[dapper gyro]

Just start with the subject you like the most first.

[storm jungle]

just watch Ian, HH also will help you with nothing regarding current 40k since its essentially entirely unrelated.

[arctic talon]

this is including all supplemental stuff

and narrative stuff

[storm jungle]

getting into 40k through HH is a really bad idea

[dapper gyro]

I like guns, so I started with the core codex.

[near wasp]

I like necrons so I started with infinite and divine

[drowsy cliff]

Alright then

[dapper gyro]

My buddy likes wars, so he started with Cadia Stands.

[near wasp]

Shame

[lament shoal]

They had a copy of the funny necron book at LVO but I couldn't get it otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get the other stuff I was buying

[drowsy cliff]

I think I started getting into Warhammer when a random video on guvera (or however you pronounce it) join the Tau

And then I started seeing more lore videos and more then saw animations, games and all sorts

Except the miniatures

Because I'm not selling my livers

[arctic talon]

its not that bad

it is

[storm jungle]

As a 13 year long fan who never once bought a miniature in her life yeah dont worry

[arctic talon]

yeah

lol

[storm jungle]

you very much can be a trooper of this IP without buying a single mini lol

[arctic talon]

buy the plastic if you're interested in it

otherwise

w/e

[near wasp]

I buy the plastic crack

[drowsy cliff]

I think memes also helped

[dapper gyro]

Do you have Darktide?

[drowsy cliff]

Funny since during college I thought it was dumb nerd shit

[storm jungle]

I mean it is

but dumb nerd shit is fun

[drowsy cliff]

True

[storm jungle]

Also this fandom will seem great

[vagrant fox]

Alas it is yea

[storm jungle]

until you come across your first imperium nazi fanatics

lol

but its mostly pretty good

[vagrant fox]

But it's still fun

[drowsy cliff]

THIS IS THE DARKTIDE SERVER

Course I have XD

[dapper gyro]

Well, there, you supported GW.

[arctic talon]

The community tends to kill them nowadays

which is good

[hallow saddle]

darktide rocks

[arctic talon]

not like how it used to be

💀

lol

[storm jungle]

me when horusgalaxy gets its 5th subreddit

[dapper gyro]

All of us are part of the game.

[lament shoal]

I am a plastic crack addict

[drowsy cliff]

I know the community is a mess but I won't say anything that could get me banned

[near wasp]

Somebody in this very chat doesn't have darktide

[drowsy cliff]

Heretic

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes I get so tempted to buy some minis and paint them up but I'd rather eat something delicious for that money

[storm jungle]

You can, we dont care. Unless its something racist, sexist or homophobic lol

[drowsy cliff]

An actual lasgun would be cheaper

[vagrant fox]

That guy who wouldn't shut up about anteater ww1 or whatever

[lament shoal]

That would be me lmao

[storm jungle]

He left awhile ago

[drowsy cliff]

Ant eater WWI? Wut?

[near wasp]

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah

Quar

lol

its a TT wargame

[vagrant fox]

It was a bit weird

[arctic talon]

pretty interesting

[near wasp]

I wasn't gonna throw you under the bus

[arctic talon]

but that guy was weird

I literally own darktide

smh

[dapper gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/735941248036241489/1413696845389238292/IMG_20250905_212449_958.jpg?ex=6932dd89&is=69318c09&hm=c06cc12a3d795c9ec626e3859db516afe7464855202c2cc3ccf71c46178d9d4e&=&format=webp&width=1013&height=760

[arctic talon]

smh

[drowsy cliff]

I joined the server to get help with the penances myself, because I'm a sucker for cosmetics

[lament shoal]

Appreciate it lmao

[dapper gyro]

3D printed

[drowsy cliff]

I need my imperial swag

[hallow saddle]

173 hours 💀

[near wasp]

What are you smoking I wasn't even talking about you

[arctic talon]

nice camo

[arctic talon]

I'm dumb

[vagrant fox]

It got especially awkward when he started talking about how lonely he was and no one replied
Another classic moment

[drowsy cliff]

Which was probably taken off a dead guardian and power washed

[arctic talon]

thats nothing compared to my hours on League or Dota unfortunately

💀

or warframe

[hallow saddle]

im at 1868 hours now on darktide 💀

[near wasp]

I have an unhealthy amount of hours in ark

[hallow saddle]

frickin poggers

[vagrant fox]

Did they fix warframe yet

[arctic talon]

define fix

lol

[vagrant fox]

Idk make it fun past 3k hours

[arctic talon]

there's kind of an endgame now?

with the archemedia gamemodes

idk

lol

also another new gamemode they're adding

well 2 gamemodes

[vagrant fox]

Remove the wing cosmetics too

[lament shoal]

I think I might like this game

[arctic talon]

those aren't getting removed

lol

I do see them way less now tho

lol

[surreal nest]

Oh cool you experienced the worst parts of the hobby and never the best and only reasons

[dapper gyro]

Thanks! It is darker than it show on the picture. My phone has bs light adjustment.

[surreal nest]

[hallow saddle]

everyone into warhammer should paint a model, it is genuinely fun and rewarding

[vagrant fox]

My dark and broody atmosphere bro there's pink rhinos out there with angel wings wiggling their asses around like wisp 😭

[hallow saddle]

u look it at and youre like hell yeah i painted that

[surreal nest]

That dude annoyed the shit out of me

Such hideous little models

[arctic talon]

you cannot escape Pendulum Narta

[dapper gyro]

I didn't start with Warhammer or any table top game.

[arctic talon]

lol

[lament shoal]

I wish that was me

[dapper gyro]

I started with military models.

[lament shoal]

Sm2 was my introduction to the hobby

[surreal nest]

I wanna go home and paint my new models can somebody euthanize my foes

[arctic talon]

anyways Warframe's next update is about a childs PTSD

[surreal nest]

(Employer)

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I'll try warframe when they remaster Mars, I absolutely don't care about the 1999 stuff

[arctic talon]

I love child PTSD

[hallow saddle]

pretty sick intro

[arctic talon]

Old war era shit lol

[vagrant fox]

Or maybe I'll try it then 🤔

[arctic talon]

absolutely a Orokin false flag

like

its so obviously an Orokin false flag

I would be shocked if it wasn't

[surreal nest]

Has anybody been to the Warhammer Cafe in Monrovia CA

[lament shoal]

I go there all the time

Its my main store

[vagrant fox]

Whatever the Orokin did it wasn't anything wrong I love those guys

[jade holly]

This video I’m watching is sick

[surreal nest]

No way

[jade holly]

A kitbash of an entire legion of the damned style army

[arctic talon]

me when torturing children and stealing their bodies

[lament shoal]

We might've walked past each other and never realized lmao

[arctic talon]

and other horrid things

[surreal nest]

There's a non 0 percent chance you've never been at my hosptial and I do not like that now

[arctic talon]

[dapper gyro]

Im planning to print some Warframe stuff since they release the official STL.

[jade holly]

He even designed Legion of the Damned styled versions of Sanguinius and Ferrus Manus

[drowsy cliff]

If a guy dressed as a guardsman didn't bayonet you for not reciting a 12 page Imperial scripture at the door that wasn't a true Warhammer experience

[surreal nest]

I would spray pepper spray

[lament shoal]

Sometimes I'll grab a bite at JB's afterwards too

[vagrant fox]

They made living flesh towers they did and in this house they are heroes

[arctic talon]

I'm sad the new quest didn't go with the original plan

of the Tenno using Uriel for the whole quest

lol

[surreal nest]

I've never been but I love recommendations

[arctic talon]

Because the Tenno are demons

and Uriel is demon/devil themed lol

[dapper gyro]

I dislike the timeline thing they did to the story.

[arctic talon]

1999?

[dapper gyro]

Now we have 3 different quest lines on top of each other with all loose ends.

[arctic talon]

nothing that happens in 1999 matters

tbf

[lament shoal]

Oh yeah it's right down the street from the warhammer store there. One of my fav places for charbroiled burgers. The portions are decently big too

[drowsy cliff]

Wtf is up with the story last I played I got up to the point where space mommy leaves you and you have a doppleganger stalking you in your ship

[arctic talon]

not in the grand scheme of things

[dapper gyro]

Still an extra timeline.

[arctic talon]

not really? Drifters stuff is connected to albrecht

same with the Old Peace stuff coming up

its the same quest line

[surreal nest]

How is the actual store part of the Cafe? Are they packing good stock?

[arctic talon]

Jade Shadows is a 1 off mini quest

its not meant to lead into anything

[surreal nest]

WARHAMMER AND DINNER FOR ME TONIGHT

[dapper gyro]

Frame quests are their own things, I don't mind that.

[arctic talon]

Space mom was brainwashed

we kill ballas after a war

also the creepy doppleganger is why the tenno have their powers

and is a horrifying eldritch entity that likes human suffering

lol

[lament shoal]

Oh yeah they got a really big selection for every faction

Paints too

[drowsy cliff]

Oh I'm verified now

[arctic talon]

congrats

[lament shoal]

Just about everything 40k related

[surreal nest]

How is their AoS selection?

[drowsy cliff]

I need to get back to that game someday

[surreal nest]

I find a lot of stores lack hard there

[drowsy cliff]

Least now I can stick my PS4 account on PC now

[arctic talon]

its not because its a closed loop

we already know how 1999 will end anyways

[lament shoal]

Pretty much the same as the 40k one, spans a good number of shelves

[arctic talon]

Earth will nuke itself into oblivion

1999 is a closed timeloop(for now) but its not relevant even if time goes on

its the same timeline as warframes

anyways

its just at least 3000 years in the past(probably way more)

[drowsy cliff]

Wtf was 1999? I mean honestly I wish the whole game looked like that

Instead of the weird fleshy armour and weapons

Honestly I liked the alpha trailer designs which were like that old 360 game

[arctic talon]

1999 is Albrecht entrati the orokin who discovered the void, going back in time to experiment on people and escape the eldritch entity

[dapper gyro]

1999 design is a homage to Dark Sector.

[arctic talon]

it failed

[drowsy cliff]

Wtf was it called again?

[arctic talon]

aside from the experiments

those worked

mostly

[drowsy cliff]

Aye Dark Sector that was it

[arctic talon]

but 1999 is a closed timeloop

for now

[drowsy cliff]

Ah

[surreal nest]

I think its genuinely insane that a darktide lore chat member could be my fucking neighbor

[arctic talon]

LOL

[surreal nest]

I didnt think you people were real

[arctic talon]

but even if the 1999 timeloop opens up

we already know what'll happen

[vagrant fox]

It's not the first time this has happened

[arctic talon]

Since it leads to the Orokin Empire anyways

lol

All paths lead to the Orokin

Albrecht specifically fucked around in the city thats going to get glassed by nukes

[drowsy cliff]

Take your meds and go back to sleep the doctor will wake up tomorrow for pancakes

[arctic talon]

lol

[dapper gyro]

I'm still burned out from Scarlet Spear event.

[surreal nest]

OH YWS

[arctic talon]

Scarlet spearis

[vagrant fox]

as it should be

[dapper gyro]

It was like 5 years ago.

[arctic talon]

lol

[dapper gyro]

Over grinded, now I can't play Warframe without falling as sleep...

[late verge]

so does this post https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/dbj5mr/the_population_of_the_imperium_of_man/ have any merit? it feels weird that 94% of the imperium's population is JUST earth

[drowsy cliff]

Honestly the coolest part of that game was getting my operator unlocked

[surreal nest]

That seems incorrect

[dapper gyro]

I got all Arcanes back then and made like 5k plat.

[drowsy cliff]

And the music

Holy shit the music

[late verge]

almost makes it feel like "earth and its one million colonies" rather than "earth as the seat of one million colonies"

[arctic talon]

No, this post makes not much sense

[drowsy cliff]

What was that patch called again? The war something something?

[arctic talon]

Second Dream

is when you get the reveal

[late verge]

what would be a better ballpark iyo

[drowsy cliff]

Ah

[arctic talon]

[drowsy cliff]

Also getting that warframe which was a living person

[arctic talon]

idfk

[jade holly]

This is fucking sick

[drowsy cliff]

And can assist you when you jump out

[vagrant fox]

The amount of times I've fallen asleep while grinding in Warframe can almost be counted on two hands,it's almost worrying
How are nuke frames now?

[surreal nest]

I believe terra has a ton of people but there are too many hive cities and planets for terra to house a significant amount

[late verge]

rylanor?

[surreal nest]

Necromunda alone is fucking packed

[jade holly]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Nuke frames are good but fall off

Terra has quadrillions of people

[late verge]

sick :>

[arctic talon]

but its unclear how many exactly

[surreal nest]

Thats stupid lol

How in the fuxk

[jade holly]

Dude named Alegroth did a kitbash of an entire Legion of the Damned army

[arctic talon]

Nuke frames main issues are that ability damage scales worse then weapon damage

but you can still be effective

up to like level 200+

lol

[surreal nest]

If you ain't talking about my husband grendyl then I dont wanna hear shit

I made my grendyl look like a nurgle thing

[dapper gyro]

I main Garuda and Revenant, 2 underrated scaling frames.

[arctic talon]

Revenant is not underrated now

💀

[dapper gyro]

Oh?

[arctic talon]

I'm sorry to say your favorite has become metaslop/hj

but yeah Revenant is really popular now

[dapper gyro]

Last time I played like 2 years ago, and my dude was a niche OP.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

He’s no longer niche because Warframe players gained an extra brain cell and read his abilities

I’m sorry to say this

Also there’s an augment that lets him give out Mesmer skin now

lol

[dapper gyro]

Yes, you can build enough strength to insta kill anything with his 3 (or 2).

[arctic talon]

It’s 3 yeah

[vagrant fox]

Good enough, fallback is to just punch everything to death with Atlas anyways

[dapper gyro]

Atlas is fun

I like niche frames.

[drowsy cliff]

Is there a lore reason as to why ogryn in Darktide are dwarfs? Even max height isn't even close to their canon size

[vagrant fox]

Harrow, Atlas, and Excal were my top 3 iirc. Good times

[dapper gyro]

In the lobby screen, they stands further back, which makes them look small.

Garuda 1 spirit bomb charge is so dumb that it is fun.

[arctic talon]

Atlas fucking murders things now

You can mod his hands

[dapper gyro]

Vauban is another fun one.

[arctic talon]

You can mod all pseudo exalts weapons

[dapper gyro]

Valkyr is... great asset?

[arctic talon]

She got a mini rework

[lament shoal]

They're not 40k dwarves. As their name implies they're based on ogres

[arctic talon]

Old peace is about a time period where there was a ceasefire during the old war

Which is interesting

lol

[arctic talon]

No

Just gameplay ones tbh

They could also be smaller ogryns

Not all ogryn are that huge

[drowsy cliff]

I meant compared to their canon size they're basically dwarves

[lament shoal]

Gotcha mb

[drowsy cliff]

I just remember seeing something they stand much taller then what's in game

[arctic talon]

It depends

[dapper gyro]

Max heigh in game gives them about 2.5m which is taller than average marines in armour.

[arctic talon]

They’re about right

[lament shoal]

Massive ogryns are the exception and not the rule

It can vary

[arctic talon]

The ogryns are about right

Tbh

[vagrant fox]

Ogryns are supposed to be what 2½-3 meters or something, I haven't measured the ones in game I've no idea if it's accurate

[lament shoal]

Yeah

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't look wrong to me

[dapper gyro]

Assuming the middle of the height scale is 1m70 for normal human.

[jade holly]

Legion of the Damned is canon right?

[dapper gyro]

Yes

[jade holly]

Just extremely rare to see in canon?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re intentionally rare

lol

[dapper gyro]

But they are discontinued from the 9e.

[arctic talon]

They’re basically like cryptid deus ex machinas

[arctic talon]

They haven’t had non legends rules since 8e

Tbf

[jade holly]

These kitbash models are amazing me, now only are the models insanely well done

They have insane free hand paints on them

[lament shoal]

Ghost rider marines

[jade holly]

Like an entire recreation of the emperor on the throne art

[vagrant fox]

Did you know ferrus nohead is a legion of the damned ☝️ 🤓

[storm jungle]

Basically the 40k/fantasy counterparts are

Ogryns = Ogres
Kin = Dwarves
Ratlings = Haflings / Hobbits
Orks = Orcs
Eldar = Elves

[jade holly]

His model of him is insane

He even has a Sanguinius one using Girlyman’s model

[arctic talon]

No he’s not

Smh

[vagrant fox]

I saw too many threads about that

[storm jungle]

Fucking lying rat

god i hate the legion of the damned

literally just Ghost Rider from Wish

but dogshit

[jade holly]

What Primarch even would most likely be in Legion of the Damned if any?

[dapper gyro]

Who ever is the primarch for the Fire Hawk.

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lie-gif-16103645566488401088

[drowsy cliff]

Aight, I know the ogryn aren't dwarves since there is an actual dwarf race for Warhammer, just I thought the in game ogryns are basically dwarves compared to their canon height

[vagrant fox]

none of them I hope

[storm jungle]

Ogryn heights are not universal dont worry about it

[jade holly]

Honestly Sanguinius would be sick from a visual standpoint

A flaming angel of vengeance

[storm jungle]

man

the primarch brainrot goes deep

[storm jungle]

if i had a time machine id remove all these from the setting bruh

[jade holly]

I said from visuals alone smh

[storm jungle]

same thing

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

[drowsy cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-gif-8285970240646611836

[vagrant fox]

everything single time I try that game I stumble around like a drunk hobo and get my ass eaten clean off in the dumbest ways

[late verge]

the entire surface of the planet including what was once the oceans are extremely heavily urbanised, with thousands of levels for every square inch of land and with the density of kowloon walled city (AT LEAST) quadrillions doesn't surprise me

hundreds of quadrillions did tho

[lament shoal]

They done built a hive city in the mariana trench 😭

[storm jungle]

i think you mean the Mariana Canyon

[dapper gyro]

Blood Raven chapter master stolen the height of his whole chapter.

[tough haven]

If only this was a gif

[storm jungle]

[tough haven]

Easier reaction image

[surreal nest]

My partner said I cant go to warhammer Cafe because ive already spent 600 bucks on Warhammer recently

I hate everything

[near wasp]

Bro chill

[storm jungle]

Got his ass

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[near wasp]

Also wait partner?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-peak-it's-mid-orange-cat-gif-17883059146133370492

[near wasp]

I need a gif of shit beard saying "you get to have a fiance!"

[surreal nest]

Only 40k fans don't have relationships

[near wasp]

Bro I need to get gifs of so much of htp

[surreal nest]

Age of sigmar fans are loved

[surreal nest]

I needed warhammer quest darkwater to be fair

[surreal nest]

These warhammer fantasy books do not fuck around

I was not expecting actual sexual assault in the first chapter 💀

[drowsy cliff]

Ah thanks

[storm jungle]

its fanmade but pretty accurate

[storm jungle]

Yeah WHF has a lot more sexual stuff

ironically one of the reasons why I like it

a lot better than "IM GONNA FLAY YOU" for the 103994045th time in every 40k book

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo2-johnson-say-what-sergeant-major-avery-junior-johnson-gif-18084419

[storm jungle]

makes it feel more real, and I say this as a female reader

compared to uh

40k's cartoony ass violence

lmao

also "OH NO WE CANT SAY 'FUCK' IN A WARHAMMER BOOK!"

[vagrant fox]

There is something to be said about how many times can you read about some schmucks flayed hide before it loses all impact

[storm jungle]

^

Im not saying it needs to be Berserk levels but it definitely makes the world feel more grim among other stuff. Also WHF has the characters do like lots of cut-to-black sex which is hilarious.

I was reading a bounty hunter novel and as the protagonist is banging some chick in a ship cabin the book says wild shit like how her excited screams mixed with the seagulls squawking

[vagrant fox]

When will he show up in HTP btw

[surreal nest]

Definitely a shock

I had an audiobook playing at work and I paused it and I was like

The fuck am I listening to the witcher

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/zaahen-league-of-legends-jungler-jungling-jungle-gif-2609712804549161054

There should def be more fucked up stuff in these books

[storm jungle]

owned

[surreal nest]

Well tbh I kinda dont like it

Because its my chosen faction

Being rapists 💀

[languid meadow]

I think the only time I've heard "fuck" in any warhammer media is the kasirkin episode of tithes

[near wasp]

When the next main episode comes out probably because the coalition

[vagrant fox]

I've read some YA books with better graphic descriptions than some 40k ones it can be mildly disappointing at times for what's supposed to be a grimdark setting

[storm jungle]

Boohoo

grow up bitch

[surreal nest]

[vagrant fox]

I'm holding you to this

[surreal nest]

I just talked about how cool belakor's entrance was and then the next scene is "let's make sure this sexual assault happens we cant risk anything"

💀

Such a cool book though im hooked

[storm jungle]

That plotpoint is important

remember it

[languid meadow]

me blowing up my chud dog for eating my pizza

[surreal nest]

Hard to forget it, was the birth of archaon!!

[languid meadow]

I need to read AoS books but like did it carry over that edge was it toned down

so it's more in line with 40k

[surreal nest]

Hmmm

I dont know

[languid meadow]

womp

still hilarious they show the scene of Settra getting obliterated lmfao

[storm jungle]

its a great middle-finger to settracunts

i loved it

the devs knew lmao

[vagrant fox]

Extremely funny, Nagash is such a bad bitch 💅

[storm jungle]

Such is the will of Nagashoney.

💅

[arctic talon]

Such is the power of nagash

[late verge]

the fact that jokaero are the only ones that can make digi weapons feels so incredibly random

why

[arctic talon]

They're the only ones who can make them nowadays, there's archeotech ones as well and xenos ones made by dead species

the Jokaero are the only ones advanced enough with the desire to make them

also its super advanced

its basiically an entire gun

compressed into a ring

do you know how insane that is engineering wise

[late verge]

oh okay so like daot type shit they remmeber

[arctic talon]

well the Jokaero were made by the fuckin Old Ones

so yeah

[late verge]

for a las weapon it sounds possible but are they different?

[arctic talon]

well the issue is its an entire lasgun compressed into a normal ring

thats impossible

[surreal nest]

Does anybody know if old world miniatures designed for square bases could still reasonably fit on round ones

[arctic talon]

with imperial tech

[arctic talon]

yes

they fit fine

[surreal nest]

Do they have like a base size translations

Well cuz

[arctic talon]

No

well

sorta

[surreal nest]

The darkoath are small

[arctic talon]

you can aproximate square to round bases

the new marauders

fit on darkoath bases

iirc

[surreal nest]

Oh no way???

Sick

Yeah those new marauders are INSANE

[arctic talon]

yeah

[arctic talon]

they're 25mm bases I think

lemme double check

[surreal nest]

I love you

[arctic talon]

nvm

they're on 30's

Uhhh

awkward

you can fit them

darkoaths are on 28.5's

you'll have some overhang but its fine

[surreal nest]

Ok sick

Im amazed at those marauder models fr

Darkoath models kinda suck

[arctic talon]

ngl

they're so different

from the original chaos marauders

I struggle to call them the same lol

[lament shoal]

Square bases allowing them to be grouped up like they're in battle formation is actually so cool

[surreal nest]

They arent very warhammery tbh

[arctic talon]

Darkoaths are very warhammery

imo

Marauders have always been semi generic fantasyslop

[surreal nest]

Lol

[arctic talon]

the new marauders are uh

fucking insane though

[surreal nest]

The darkoath faces suck tho

Do they sell just marauders?

Ive only seen a big box

[arctic talon]

They're not out yet

[surreal nest]

Idk if they are even out yet actually lol

Sick

[arctic talon]

idk

I like the darkoath faces

lol

it fits them

[surreal nest]

Not wrong

[arctic talon]

like lowkey

the new chaos marauders are too advanced

for what they are in WHFB

[surreal nest]

I also agree

Idk what it is i just dont like them

[arctic talon]

which is fine

tbh

[surreal nest]

I think the main reason why I dont like them is because I dont really see a point of them being the same thing as slaves to darkness

Like why would you want these marauders when you can have chaos warriors

[arctic talon]

they're to fit the army

they're less points

Chaos warriors have always had "thralls"

for lack of a better word

Darkoath can serve as those mortal thralls

and also be their own army

[surreal nest]

I accept this answer reluctantly

[arctic talon]

I mean its just how it is

💀

some people like mixed chaos warriors/S2D's

some people like it pure

AoS made running pure Chaos Warriors way easier

compared to WHFB

[surreal nest]

Chaos warriors are just too cool

I love the darkoath fellriders though

Those models are amazing

[arctic talon]

but back in WHFB

it was a PAIN

in the ass

in The Old World its less of a pain since there's a specific army option

[surreal nest]

You said marauders are pretty much just cannon fodder right?

[arctic talon]

I mean

[vagrant fox]

The chaos warriors from mark of chaos live rent free in my head to this day

[arctic talon]

sorta?

[surreal nest]

With that kind of lens I like them a bit more

[arctic talon]

They're cannon fodder for the chaos warriors

lore wise

They can be their own army

but the Chaos warriors use them as cannon fodder

[surreal nest]

Makes sense

[arctic talon]

to bulk up their forces

[surreal nest]

I like that a lot

I will be buying some darkoath

[arctic talon]

in The Old World you must run marauders due to how army building works

unless you're using a specific thing

[surreal nest]

The darkoath army set was very unpopular I think

[arctic talon]

it sold pretty well

unless you mean the recent one

in which that case idk how that works

[surreal nest]

The darkoath raiders one

With the wilderbeast

[arctic talon]

oh

[surreal nest]

I see it on Amazon for 130 bucks

[arctic talon]

that one sold well

USD?

[surreal nest]

I'm surprised to hear that, out of all my local game stores that box has been a constant

I meant ebay but yeah

Apologies

[arctic talon]

that shit sold out at mine

lol

weird

ah well

Amazon doesn't lie though

they still have stock

which means it didn't sell super well

[surreal nest]

For 150 thats a steal lol

Thats like 2x the size of their spearhead

[languid meadow]

The DA angels will be their faction in DoW4 along with a second orc faction apparently

[dapper gyro]

Double angels angels

[languid meadow]

fuck

but yeah 2 marine and 2 ork factions for both campaign and mp

[dapper gyro]

Hold on, it is Double agent angels, because "THE FALLEN".

[rose thorn]

tbh i hope that the total war games move pass other IPs and do thier own fantasy thingy

[languid meadow]

they kind of did if you count Troy

[rose thorn]

ye nad its the only total war game ive heard of lmao, idk if its good but i imagine htey did mostly roman mythos sutff

[arctic talon]

literally nothing says that no?

weird

[languid meadow]

A bunch of content creators were given exclusive stuff to present

Also valrak is there but I didn't touch his video

I don't know why they don't just release a blog or something instead of this

[rustic patrol]

probably cheaper to outsource that stuff to content creators than take time out of a Dev's day to write a blog

Dev man hours can be expensive, especially if they don't have enough

[languid meadow]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/amsujx55/the-blood-ravens-are-not-alone-in-a-new-warhammer-40000-dawn-of-war-iv-story-trailer/ the post says you play as both in the same story

In the MP they're different factions

[hallow saddle]

[powder that makes you say Year of Chaos]

[languid meadow]

And I assume the orks work the same

[paper haven]

I want Dawn of War 4 to be good so bad.

[median cove]

lion el johnson

in my dawn of war WHAT

[rustic patrol]

it's always funny to me that ADB forgot what hair color the Lion was supposed to have, so he had him come out of his pod a brunette
so that gives me all the reason to keep my fanon crusade that Lion has to bleach his hair to stay blond

[rose thorn]

If DoW4 is bad ill laugh forever, if its good then ill buy it in 4 years?

[tough haven]

Drukhari coded out of context comment between me and my friends

[opaque coyote]

Y'know

The worst part is that "the fallen" is a banger title

And I am sad that it isn't like

A CSM chapter

But instead just referring to traitor/renegade dark angels

[opaque coyote]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Oh yeah also on an unrelated note. I think Eliphias's voice in DoW 1 is better than 2 onwards

https://youtu.be/lRlYSE6kWAg?si=t5eh_MkAscWE3Xd_

Bro should be a storybook reader

It's a calm and silky smooth voice

Like wine

But with a tint of malice

Unlike most of Chaos, where they're frothing psychos

Or with insane mania

It is a calm, direct voice. The voice of a man with faith and devotion.

Although I appreciate the classic Khornate sounding yells and shrieks.

I do like it when it's a quiet understated chaos

Also fun fact, Eliphias's VA in DoW 2 (Steve Blum) is the same VA that voices Starscream in transformers Prime

And Araghast's VA voices Megatron in the Fall of Cybertron games

But seriously though, Paul Dobson is great as Eliphias and I wish he would reprise his role

https://youtu.be/mOwu8j_KeeA?si=As8T1WUiAm0U4rSN

[languid meadow]

What a voice

Also I love how Maul has become even more sassy with scum launch

https://youtube.com/shorts/yBwVTEIC5jA?si=C3_xC948Ubx-JKFg thank you Frip Frop for this

[young pecan]

I can't tell if the scum is taking the piss or actually starting to get spooked

[languid meadow]

That's fear

[queen laurel]

He's genuinely scared

[jade holly]

I’m sad

The legendary actor for Shang Tsung passed away

[dapper gyro]

Arbites can scare the nobles. Even skilled gangs have to watch out.

[wary fulcrum]

Is ‘Traxis’ phonetic alphabet or does it just mean target?

[storm jungle]

madeup military slang

its like when in movies they shout TANGO-1 MOVING OSCAR MIKE in here its KAPPA-1 RECLUSIUS ON THE MOVE! kind of shit

[shadow plover]

well the question was exactly that, almost all those words you listed are part of the phonetic nato alphabet and they're wondering if Traxis is similar to that

[storm jungle]

I mean its not lol

i literally just said it lmao

Nato alphabet/military callout stuff IRL in comparison is not madeup

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[celest dome]

Goggling stuff is a lost science

Wikipedia doesn't have a list of phonetic alphabets and all

[sacred ginkgo]

Its just phonetic alphabet but latinified for 40k theme

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[shadow plover]

you misunderstand me, I am aware what it is but it being military slang or made up 40k phonetic alphabet are two different things

[languid meadow]

It's probably made up 40k phonetic

Slang would be what the scum and lc call things

But yeah considering prof uses these call outs all the time they're legitimate phonetic code words

[wary fulcrum]

Do we know if there’s any more?

Would be cool to track them

[languid meadow]

I've been playing prof since the closed beta and I still can't remember any of them outside of traxis

[celest dome]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2895316933

[languid meadow]

I've never heard of Rho-5

What the fuck

[celest dome]

Traxis might just mean Traitor tbh

[languid meadow]

It can't since there's a sector in ultramar that is the traxis sector

It's just a random word methinks

[urban spire]

what the fuck is the new music in the lobby

the ambience was so fucking good before why did they put in this generic choir shit

[celest dome]

Event

[storm jungle]

Its always been there

the hub has like 4-5 random tracks

stop WHINING

👎

[lament shoal]

Been thinking about commissioning someone to draw my rogue traders so I can use the portraits in the game. It would be nice to have portraits that look identical to my character lol

[storm jungle]

https://x.com/m_sigma39

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Mention you know me just incase

[urban spire]

i have never heard this before

[spring cairn]

It's used during events/big things

[urban spire]

that'd be why

[storm jungle]

[urban spire]

and this shit aint random i'm getting the same track every time

[spring cairn]

i hope they manage to squeeze in Thanquol my goat in Lords of the End Times, maybe as FLC

funny rat failure

[urban spire]

it's tylenol!

[rocky gale]

The source of all Autism

[urban spire]

didn't know i should be praising the horned rat

makes sense i guess

[urban spire]

i think i like scum though, feels fun

[shadow plover]

https://fixupx.com/TwinkLit42/status/1996618769993724286?t=uh1794_mblWD1XfgY_HiIA&s=19

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[rocky gale]

Damn how much ice does he need

[celest cedar]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1pcskxk/none_are_safe_from_the_whims_of_the_great_game/

[rocky gale]

Nuh uh

[storm jungle]

brainrot

[rocky gale]

The Tread Lightlies would serve a nerd like Tzeentch

[celest cedar]

tread lightlies are the union cartel yea?

[rocky gale]

Ye

[celest cedar]

the Show would've fit a Slaanesh affiliation more xd

[rocky gale]

Don't mess with the union

[celest cedar]

its awesome that the Lightlies are able to have enough influence that even the Mechanicus constantly are at odds with them

[queen laurel]

i mean their gangs are like a combination of orlock and Goliath specialty

they have access to plenty of the manufacturums materials and final products

These guys will definitely be the most heavily armed of the gangs

Plenty of weapons they could have just nicked or made somewhere

[celest cedar]

Im just here representing the show

we got drugs booze and hookers all around

(if the heretics didnt fucking invade the place)

[queen laurel]

they probably have the best chemists around termium

[celest cedar]

yea they already have a working drug lab op setup

very much the life of the party among the 4

[queen laurel]

Tread Lightlies i would say would possessed the most guns and other weapons

They probably have those homemade rocket launchers in spades with their access to materials and products of the tertium industry

[rustic patrol]

I would be dissappointed if they didn't have a looted Leman Russ of their own

[queen laurel]

and Iron Riders i would say would be the most handy in close combat

[celest cedar]

heard a convo that triggers during Consignment Yard that the Metalfab is one of the most contested space among the gangs

[queen laurel]

Having to live on trains

They need to be quick on boarding those things

[celest cedar]

I'd say you're spot on. Everyone wants a piece of whatever weapons that the factories churn out

[queen laurel]

if i'm going by fighting specialty for each

Tread ligtlies focus on range with their superior access to firepower reflected by their penance some of their higher tier cosmetics requiring you to stack vultures mark

Iron Riders specialized in melee and close range with the fact that they need to be quite quick in trains and turning them into bases and also the fact that the mission for the gear is stacking adrenaline frenzy which is melee

and the show goes on full chemical warfare access to top tier chemists and drugs and is reflected by chemical dependency being the thing you need to complete

[celest cedar]

what do you think the water cartel would be tho

[rocky gale]

Water

[queen laurel]

ehhh they don't really have a specialty it seems

Maybe they are theJack of all trades gang

[vagrant fox]

🗣️ ** Tread Lighties are the best gang**

All we need now is some glaives

[rocky gale]

Oh shit, they're real

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-ekko-timebomb-jinx-arcane-arcane-jinx-gif-4280124787199574049

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[daring creek]

We doin heterophobia or homophobia

[rocky gale]

This is a Lightcannon household

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

lmfao

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[rocky gale]

Lux

[wintry cloud]

LMAOOO

[wintry cloud]

It really is just zaunites yeah

[storm jungle]

Replying to the same message twice is crazy

[wintry cloud]

I love giving you guys attention

We got Nagash and the lion on the same day

How am i supposed to play all of these games

[celest cedar]

40k slop consumer..

[storm jungle]

pay up bitch

[wintry cloud]

You’re in the darktide server you know that right

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[celest cedar]

[daring creek]

I don't consume no 40k

I get all my knowledge from chatgbt

[celest cedar]

ay dilara who approved the sticker

[rocky gale]

Yoo is that new?

[celest cedar]

ye

[storm jungle]

uh Hank iirc

[celest cedar]

based hank

[daring creek]

Hank really is a gooner

he told the truth

[wintry cloud]

To goon or not to goon

[daring creek]

I need to contact the counsel

[celest cedar]

oh hank is

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[celest cedar]

I remember he posted that image in gen 💀

[wintry cloud]

Wish these slaaneshi guys would ask for consent

This is insane to say 😭😭

[daring creek]

REAL

Oh.

Well.

It is

Slaanesh.

[celest cedar]

no wonder brocacho is called the denied one

theyre a CREEP

[daring creek]

Not liking me should warrant a death sentence though

[near wasp]

Hell yeah cool sticker

[rocky gale]

Shit Grotmas day 5 finally gives something

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/gjcfhp0x/grotmas-calendar-day-5-veteran-detachments-for-the-astra-militarum/

A new detachment, a good one

[shadow plover]

My order of miniatures just took a 2825km detour for a 5km shipping distance

🙂

[rocky gale]

They wanted an adventure

[near wasp]

One of my friends just texted my asking about 40k and then he mentioned the space sharks so I recommended the Robbie books to him

[rose thorn]

Looks Boring but good

Download the new Detachment as part of the Astra Militarum Faction Pack, and join us again over the next five days as we see who else will be getting some fresh new ways to play.

Gonna be 40K for the next 5 days

[wintry scarab]

Is darktide the only peice of 40k media to depict its ogryn in the way that it does? From what ive heard about ogryns (mainly from youtube slop so idk if its even true) is that they are stupid beyond any believability. imo at least. The way darktide depicts them is perfect. Very much capable of some complex tasks but still very stupid and juvenile in others.

[plush mason]

It depends AFAIK

[near wasp]

The ones in darktide have a brain implant

So they are smarter than your average bear

[wintry scarab]

Not all of them strictly say they have the implants iirc.

[plush mason]

IIRC they don't have the boneead implant

[wintry scarab]

One 100% does

I think its the bodyguard iirc (its nto the bodyguard, but the brawler.)

[near wasp]

If one does I'd assume they all do

[plush mason]

No it's brawler IIRC

[near wasp]

Given they are all generally as smart as one another

[wintry scarab]

Well at least the heavy doesnt id assume, since hes a ganger.

[jade holly]

Instructions unclear, named my Ogryn Yogi

[near wasp]

Gangers have access to augments

[plush mason]

IIRC there is an interaction with the bodyguard and one of the arbiter personalities that talks about how smart the ogryn is and asks if they have the implant and the ogryn says no

The brawler is the only one that directly says he has the implant and that it might be malfunctioning lmao

[wintry scarab]

Also, another cool thing that makes ogryn more believable imo that darktide does. (again idk if other media does this) Is ogryn still have normal names. But i assume they use their code names as they are easier to remember. E.g: Brunt is called Gurry Cernik. I think thats a very cool detail.

[wintry scarab]

I thought that the bonehead augments are more military grade and expensive. Seeing as otherwise, most ogryn would have them.

[plush mason]

It's more like most ogryn aren't fit for it

Only ogryn with above average intelligence and communication skills are selected for augmentation into boneeads

[storm jungle]

It basically is, it mostly acknowledges that it doesnt exactly make sense that all ogryns would be docile idiots across the entire galaxy. Before Darktide it was way more universal that ogryns are just essentially braindead idiots (largely from the good old trope of "clearly mentally challenged giant = comedy) and it kinda stuck.

Its why a lot of people here have their illusions shattered when they see any ogryn beyond Brawler who is the archetype dumbass ogryn personality, like how Bully/Heavy are essentially assholes while Bodyguard in comparison knows a lot of proper english words etc.

[jade holly]

Clearly the Ogryns are evolving into Krorks

[storm jungle]

Also yes only Brawler does and its cooking his brain. Every other 3/4 ogryn is way more intelligent than him.

[rose thorn]

The new gaurd detachemnts feels super vanilla lmao

It’s like the guard detachment of all time

[outer wave]

Itd be funny if later on, from all the brain cooking, Brawler becomes stupidly smart and eloquent

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/adepta-sororitas-sisters-of-battle-nuns-in-space-warhammer-40k-black-templars-gif-8164329001177689819

[arctic talon]

It’s also ironically super strong because of that lmao

[rose thorn]

lmao

[rocky gale]

It's just very solid

Extra orders, more orders, good enhancements

Like the Enhancement that lets Commissars lead Ogryn, dunno if that's even benefitial but I like it

[rose thorn]

feel like this detachment is related to the fact armies in 40k only have 1 rule, this feels really realy really basic

like first idea basic

"what if, army did their one thing even better"

on the opposite end, host of the ascension that gives revievd units a shootign buff is bad probably for the smae reason the new gurad one is good

[rocky gale]

But Commissar and their 6 Bullgryn Bodyguards

[rose thorn]

that sounds bad lmao

actually mayeb tahs good i have no clue waht commisar does

[rocky gale]

Commissar "Go hit that guy"

Bullgryns "On it boss"

[rose thorn]

does commissar provide a wounding or hit buff or somethign lmao

[rocky gale]

It normally wouldn't work or be useful but it can be within this detachment because of these interactions

It allows the Commissar to give orders to them as well as join them and you can't usually give orders to Ogryn

[rose thorn]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rocky gale]

and the Detachment rule means units that receive orders can reroll 1s

[rose thorn]

tye secret ogryn detachment

im annoyed you cant givehte buff ot ratlings too

since they are abhumans too

[rocky gale]

No respecting Commissar would have Ratling bodyguards

[rose thorn]

lmao

brood brothers cant use abhumans nayway so i never put much thought into them

[arctic talon]

It’s the truth

[rocky gale]

I do tell the truth sometimes

[near wasp]

Lies

[vital ginkgo]

What are the strongest and weakest traitor legions?

[rocky gale]

The strongest is the one I like and the weakest is the one you like

[vital ginkgo]

Shit

Which one do you like?

[rocky gale]

Iron Warriors

[vital ginkgo]

Ew

[storm jungle]

There really isnt any.

ACTUALLY WAIT

Night Lords definitely

they are menacing but they are literally just shattered into thousands of loose warbands

[arctic talon]

Night lords are def the weakest post heresy

lol

[storm jungle]

and are basically terrorist-horror losers

[arctic talon]

They’re cowards mostly

[storm jungle]

Yeah that.

[arctic talon]

Sorry uh

“Pragmatists”

Real pragmatic to be running from uhhh

[storm jungle]

They seem cool and menacing until you realise literally all their victims are defenseless people, the moment they meet any proper resistance they get fucked lol

[arctic talon]

aspect warriors and uh other marines

Tbh there’s some warbands who are semi competent and not as cowardly

But they’re still cowards

One of their rules in heresy shows their mindset the best

If an officer would get shot

[storm jungle]

Yeah aside from NL a lot of other traitor legions are pretty formidable even in small warbands

[arctic talon]

You can grab a subordinate and make them eat the bullet for you

lol

[storm jungle]

meanwhile NL warbands like

dont go literally beyond 5-10 marines

lmao

[arctic talon]

Look

[storm jungle]

budget cuts ahh

[arctic talon]

There’s like 2 big ones now

In the like 100s

💀

[vital ginkgo]

Which ones are those

Talos gang

?

[dapper gyro]

The main NL "legion" body themselves...

[vital ginkgo]

I haven't finished the night lords series

[arctic talon]

||decimus|| and the painted counts warbands

Painted count isn’t relevant in the NL books

He’s a codex character

Mostly

Though the count is cheating arguably

He uses a lot of daemons

Being a daemon prince himself lol

He’s not even a coward now

Smh

[rocky gale]

This Painted Count fellow sounds funny

Before becoming a Space Marine he was a nobleman who hunted poor people for sport, but then that got boring so he started hunting other nobles for sport.

[arctic talon]

But yeah he and decimus have the largest collection of night lords

And they’re in the hundreds

Not even chapter strength lol

[dapper gyro]

The stub pistol are pretty much the HK MK23...

[arctic talon]

He still prefers hunting higher ranking people as a daemon lol

Bro loves his hobby

It’s a lot less fair now though considering he’s a giant flying monster

[near wasp]

That just means he'll have to start hunting custodes because they are nobles

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-respect-that-sam-raimi-spiderman1-green-goblin-norman-osborn-gif-23224803

[arctic talon]

Would be a funny codex entry actually

lol

[dapper gyro]

Terra nobles are a little bit out of reach for those NL bitches.

[arctic talon]

Custodes are walking around

Smh

[rocky gale]

But now that Custodes are out an about in the universe

[arctic talon]

Just gotta find one for the trophy case

[dapper gyro]

With a hundred SM, it is possible to gang on an eye of the E.

[arctic talon]

Well he’s a giant daemon prince now

[near wasp]

I mean you could probably catch a stodes with 15 if it was a good ambush

Plus daemon prince

[arctic talon]

His physicality isn’t the issue for killing a custodes now

His warband may be a bunch of cowards but he isn’t lol

Him forcing them to attack Metallica in warzone charadon

Is still funny as shit

They don’t want to, he wants to because he wants to have fun

[dapper gyro]

Damn power scaling

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-have-fun-homer-simpson-homer-singing-the-simpsons-gif-18994479

[arctic talon]

He convinces them by saying they can steal a ton of stuff

lol

That’s all it took

[dapper gyro]

Make sense though, there needs to be an epic character for every former legions.

[arctic talon]

Then typhus rolled up on the planet and freaked out the NL and totally ruined the vibe

lol

Which meant he couldn’t get his prize he was after

Which was the fabricator general of Metallica lol

[near wasp]

Typhus stinks id run away too

[arctic talon]

Tbh they did bail out before it all went to shit

Lol

The warband being cowards worked out for them missing the Grey Knights, Deimos and the inqusition rolling up

So they got all the benefits of raiding the forgeworld without needing to run away

Some of the Grotmas detach names got leaked maybe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1446563871174299758/1446563872243978442/20251205_114334.png?ex=69347117&is=69331f97&hm=215e6526ea455bd0416d41f399362a6bad76d0895666e3c3ecb23ffe8e5208a9&

These all sound real