40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

But we dunno

[surreal nest]

What's haven?

Do I have to annihilate you

[arctic talon]

It’s a thing lileath made to try to save the wood elves and bretonians

[crystal forum]

please 🥺

[arctic talon]

It worked but not everyone made it in

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-morgan-dexter-flashlight-gif-10593574466888155064

[celest dome]

Bardin I could see them do the same thing that they did with Bugman

[arctic talon]

And we don’t know what happened to it in AoS

Aside from the fact that uh

Some bretonians made it to AoS

Some became ghouls

[surreal nest]

Im pretty sure we only have 2 AOS games

[rocky gale]

Unfortunately Kruber got infected, he's now an Abhorrent

[arctic talon]

Some became members of the cities of sugmar

[surreal nest]

Realms of Ruin and the VR one

[celest dome]

Realm of Ruin, Stormground,

[crystal forum]

are these vampires

[arctic talon]

Yes

[rocky gale]

Yes

[surreal nest]

Oh ok so 3 games

[crystal forum]

are there vamps in 40k

[arctic talon]

Drukhari

[surreal nest]

Wait no there is a 4th

[crystal forum]

blood angels

[surreal nest]

They have an underworlds game

[rocky gale]

It's a type of vampire known as an Abhorrent

[lament shoal]

I thought the vermintide crew all died when the planet blew up

[arctic talon]

Also jokes aside there are vampyres a warp creature thingy

On munda

[arctic talon]

Probably

lol

[crystal forum]

always fucking munda

[celest dome]

In theory yes, or even before that

[arctic talon]

But the only chance they have to live is Haven

Tbh

[crystal forum]

i wonder what will happen to the darktide crew when tertia blows up

[arctic talon]

Aside from soul recycling

[surreal nest]

I dont even know how the u5 survived winds of magic

[arctic talon]

Also wait I just realized, Sienna can’t become a Stormcast

She belongs to nagash

[jade holly]

Are there any good Necron Discord servers I could join?

[sacred ginkgo]

I choose to believe kruber lives because it makes his life indefinitely worse

[celest dome]

Soul recycling would be imo the best choice

[storm jungle]

the necron server is like the only one

[arctic talon]

I agree

[storm jungle]

but that place is kinda mid

[arctic talon]

Let me grab the cron server link

[storm jungle]

id just suggest their subreddit lol

[jade holly]

[crystal forum]

you're mid

[arctic talon]

One moment

[jade holly]

I don’t use Reddit

[celest dome]

Soulbound moment

[jade holly]

I value my sanity

Reanimation Protocol seems annoying to deal with on tabletop when fighting Necrons lol

[arctic talon]

https://discord.com/invite/AGtpeD4

[jade holly]

leaving even just one model in the unit alive means more can come back

[crystal forum]

not even 10k members

[storm jungle]

Counterpoint

[crystal forum]

the entire necron community

[arctic talon]

The key is to kill them all

[storm jungle]

its not you that will be dealing with it

lmaoooo

[arctic talon]

Which is good habit

lol

[jade holly]

Shit you right

[arctic talon]

Necron vs necron slugmatches are so fucking funny

No dying allowed

[lament shoal]

Yk I'm kinda surprised the necron fandom isn't known for having racist people like the imp fandom

[storm jungle]

If the tabletop was lore accurate necrons would win like almost every match

[arctic talon]

There’s some

But not as many

lol

[jade holly]

I wanna see a 10k point army themed around Szarekh vs Imotekh no holds barred

[lament shoal]

The necrons are like the most racist faction in the setting lol

[jade holly]

a full scale lore accurate final battle

[crystal forum]

most xenos players are gay, true fact

[surreal nest]

Necron fans usually read their material

[crystal forum]

this is real and true

[arctic talon]

Average corpo implants

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-sad-cat-true-morgan-freeman-gif-2550818640546449257

[storm jungle]

Its because the necron racism in lore is a lot more goofily presented, and it has no nazi-like groundwork unlike the Imperium. Necrons also very much never super-impose the "WE ARE THE GALAXY'S LAST HOPE" its just "Ew this bitch spoke to me without permission. Bomb his entire planet."

[arctic talon]

This is from AoS but “the living are revolting”

lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[surreal nest]

Thats true necron dont try to justify their slaughter because to them its common sense

[arctic talon]

I love that joke so much

[jade holly]

Necrons are just grumpy grandpas getting the kids off their lawn

[arctic talon]

From the ossiarchs

Like

The living are gross and also they’re revolting

[celest dome]

When will Mechanicus 2 release

[rocky gale]

In AoS the types of Vampire are Avengorii, Kastelai, Vrykos, Nulahmian, Von Carstein, Abhorrents and then the lesser Mordants.

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

Yeah this. They just kill people because they are superior and its funny af to watch.

[surreal nest]

Google, what's an ogor mawtribe

[jade holly]

Realistically speaking Necrons have the actual right to rule the galaxy cause they were there first no?

[crystal forum]

cyberpunk was made by somebody who played dnd and only enjoyed the gear selection part at the start

[arctic talon]

Implants are fun

Smh

[jade holly]

Or does sleeping for 60 million years mean they gave up that birthright

[arctic talon]

You get so many options

[lament shoal]

Eldar were there at the same time as them so thats iffy lol

[celest dome]

That's one way to claim ownership, but doesn't mean every one will agree to that

[arctic talon]

Eldar contest this claim in the Necrons head

lol

[celest dome]

You snooze, you lose

[misty vector]

the necrons woke up to find a bunch of chimps in their backyard

[crystal forum]

i hate selecting gear so much in games because im bad at choosing

[jade holly]

So kill em

[arctic talon]

The eldar empire sort of live in the necrons head rent free

Despite no longer existing

[storm jungle]

Noooot really no. They just get "first dibs" because they are a very ancient race, its kinda like the first empires we have in IRL history, they dont have a right to anything, they just win through power and conquest.

[celest dome]

I do want to avoid the ||Israel|| parallel

[sacred ginkgo]

Wdym gear selection
You choose your flavor of backpack
Chainmail/leather/scalemail
And your damage die and or reach

[crystal forum]

do you think necrons would go to the crone worlds just to bomb them in spite

[storm jungle]

Necrons are cooler than them.

[arctic talon]

Tbf you can go simple on implants, just go raw combat stats. There’s a lot of cosmetic/RP implants

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[celest dome]

Isn't difficult

[arctic talon]

They literally have

lol

[jade holly]

Does Trazyn have any Necrontyr culture stuff in his museum?

[storm jungle]

Yeah he does

[crystal forum]

armor and shit yeah

[jade holly]

Feels like he would have an entire section dedicated to what Necrontyr culture used to be

[arctic talon]

This galaxy was promised to the Necrontyr 3000 million years ago

[surreal nest]

Cacti gets like a million points for that

[crystal forum]

it's at the start of infinite and the divine

[arctic talon]

Sorry

💀

[storm jungle]

LMFAO ELITE

Imagine the phaeron's court

MY PHAERON

[misty vector]

yeah he has like pots that are mentioned in the infinite and the divine

[storm jungle]

THE IMPERIUM IS 3 YEARS AWAY FROM BUILDING EXTERMINATUS WEAPONS

WE MUST STRIKE AT ONCE

[arctic talon]

I know it’s not even true in Judaic culture and stuff but that joke lives in my head rent free

[crystal forum]

can you play the game with no implants for the challenge

[arctic talon]

You can go no implants but it’s like gear in a ttrpg

[crystal forum]

luddic run

[surreal nest]

I cant believe Americans fell for this twice

[jade holly]

You think Trazyn commissioned statues to be built of himself?

[arctic talon]

But there’s bio implants

In the game as well

Replace your meat with better meat

[storm jungle]

Nemesor Naz'han Yahutekh has 100lvl Speech

[storm jungle]

Nah, hes not that type of guy

hes more like a safari-goer

[arctic talon]

You won’t get hate crimed by the Inqusitors

[crystal forum]

i love improving my meat

harder meat

[arctic talon]

The inqusitiors are the funny chrome hating gang

And ironically maelstrom was founded as a defense gang against them

[jade holly]

He’s more TR in Africa than… fuck I’m drawing a blank

[arctic talon]

Though it’s pretty obvious

[storm jungle]

Also here Grimm, just one of many examples of Necron superiority.

[arctic talon]

How that went for maelstrom

Later down the line

[storm jungle]

made by yours truly

[crystal forum]

are they strong

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/e/e4/2077_Maelstrom_Poster.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width/360?cb=20250222123118

[arctic talon]

Yes

But everyone hates them

Including other hate gangs

[crystal forum]

but but those guys are modded

[jade holly]

Honestly this reminds me of a Tomb World idea I had one time

[arctic talon]

Those aren’t the inquisitors sorry

I was just showing what happened to maelstrom

lol

[jade holly]

Necrons woke up to Orkz blasting rock/metal and got so pissed they decided to one up them

[crystal forum]

how do inquisitors look

[storm jungle]

I HIGHLY highly recommend getting PDFs of the 5th and 8th edition cron codexes and fully reading them when you get time. They got so many inspirational ideas you can get, its what i used to make my own Anunbetov Dynasty

its led by my female Kraliche-Phaeron Anuna and her 8 daughters lmao

(their father went mad from the Destroyer virus rip)

[crystal forum]

cyrilic sounding name

banned

[arctic talon]

You know robed creepy priests right?

They look like that, and wear face masks and carry surgical gear around to “save” people

[storm jungle]

Anuna is my baby

[arctic talon]

Read: torture then and tear out their implants

[jade holly]

I had an idea of a Cron who woke up hearing a maddeningly beautiful melody that he can’t help but become obsessed with to the point he starts studying music from all other factions to attempt to “communicate” with it

[storm jungle]

loved designing her

[arctic talon]

Oh I like that robe design

[storm jungle]

Yeah that fits the bill lmao

[jade holly]

Hear me out

[storm jungle]

Its harvested star nebulae she fashioned into a cloth-robe lol

[crystal forum]

so they just rip out your pacemaker and kill you

[arctic talon]

They’re “saving” you and sending you to heaven

God loves you

And hates your chrome

Free yourself

Also they kidnap children and stuff as well to “save” them

[crystal forum]

are augments actually a bad thing in the setting

[arctic talon]

They’re completely batshit insane

[arctic talon]

If you use too many and don’t let your body recover yes

Or you go totally overboard and reject your flesh and become a Full conversion cyborg

[crystal forum]

also i just realized that the cyber path in stellaris is based on cyberpunk

[jade holly]

And then there’s Adam

[arctic talon]

Where all that’s left of you is your brain and some organs

[crystal forum]

because your empire becomes night city

[arctic talon]

Adam is a full body conversion cyborg yeah

[jade holly]

I think him being a Sociopath or Psychopath or whatever prob softened his conversion to full borg

[crystal forum]

do robots exist

[arctic talon]

Yes

Robots exist

[crystal forum]

are they smarter than people

[arctic talon]

Advanced AI also exists

[storm jungle]

Jay doesnt know how cyberpunk works

[arctic talon]

AI is

But it’s taboo generally

[jade holly]

Who’d be the Adam Smasher of 40k?

[crystal forum]

me

[arctic talon]

Myrmidon tech priest in the mechanicus

They’re psychopaths

Hate meat

Love guns

Love killing and causing mass damage

[jade holly]

Destroyer Cultist wannabe smh

[arctic talon]

Myrmidons existed before destroyers

[crystal forum]

could AI take over night city

[arctic talon]

Ironically

[arctic talon]

Yes but nightcorp is fucking with their own in house AI

So probably not

[storm jungle]

AI in cyberpunk are literal 40k-tier eldritch horrors

[arctic talon]

^

[crystal forum]

damn

[arctic talon]

The nicest AI’s

Are still very unapproachable

[rustic patrol]

didn't Arasaka release AI that made travel by sea impossible?

[arctic talon]

Delimain in 2077 is a beyond blackwall AI who’s very kind

[arctic talon]

They released self replicating sea mines

[celest dome]

Self replicating mines

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

No AI involved

Ironically

[storm jungle]

Idk how that even works

like, does it 3D print them?

[arctic talon]

They harvest ship wrecks

[storm jungle]

dont you need supplies for that?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

holy fuck lmao

[jade holly]

Jarvis, make him witness horrors beyond his imagination

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[arctic talon]

There’s big factories

With drones and shit

[storm jungle]

what a fucking fuckup

lmao

[arctic talon]

And the mines basically endlessly replicate

[crystal forum]

i guess that's one way to let the ocean reef recover

[arctic talon]

Because when the war ended

Arasaka tried to tell them to turn off

The dumb AI though it was a militech ruse

And said fuck no, and cut off all communication

lol

[jade holly]

Honestly the cursed thing about 2077 is the US uses Eddies

[storm jungle]

I mean

Europe

[arctic talon]

The US crashed itself economically

It makes sense

[storm jungle]

Im glad its not gonna happen IRL

right

[crystal forum]

so unrealistic

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

Europe will force the Euro upon us all

[arctic talon]

Anyways Alt and Delimain are very nice AI’s in 2077

[jade holly]

We shall ALL become Europe

[storm jungle]

I fucking hope so. I hate liras.

[crystal forum]

i cant wait for megacity new york to appear

[rocky gale]

My Phaerakh OC is the only member of her Dynasty that is actually sentient, all the others have become completely mindless drones, so she wanders the galaxy conquering worlds and attempting to craft the inhabitants into a new Dynasty so she's no longer alone but they always fail to meet her standards, so she eventually destroys the planet and moves on to the next to try again.

[arctic talon]

There’s an AI in a RED module that’s also really nice.

The thing “comforts” your party as it’s basically murdering an entire building full of people

lol

[jade holly]

Then you’d have the same currency as France

[arctic talon]

Now granted

[storm jungle]

Worthy sacrifice

[arctic talon]

It trying to comfort you makes it even worse because it’s showing you what won’t happen to you

[jade holly]

Europe can never take my Benjamin from me

[arctic talon]

And it doesn’t understand empathy

Lmao

[storm jungle]

Thats fucking peak grimdark actually, jealous I didnt come up with an idea like that, my Phaerakh just small-fiefdom builds herself and just enjoys spoils

[crystal forum]

mfer you have washingtons

[arctic talon]

Like “don’t worry I’d never do this to you” shows someone’s synthflesh literally melting off

[rustic patrol]

Anthropic and Cornel University both have independent papers finding that AI has already learned to lie in order to preserve itself.

Anthropic even found AI is willing to let people die in order to stop them from pulling its plug.

[crystal forum]

lincolns even

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Actually wait im not american nvm

[jade holly]

Why have 100 Washingtons when 1 Benjamin reigns supreme

[arctic talon]

LLMs aren’t smart enough yet

For anything like cyberpunk’s Sapient AI to emerge

[crystal forum]

who can afford 100 washingtons?

also you can launder washintgons easier

[jade holly]

Me

[arctic talon]

Also USD still exists in 2077

And 2045

And 2020

It’s just not used in night city

Because night city isn’t part of the NUSA

[rocky gale]

Is a Washington a single Dollar?

[jade holly]

Fun fact: the value of a dollar matches the number of president the face on it is.

[crystal forum]

ooooh so that's why in the game there's a border checkpoint at the map edge

[jade holly]

Washington was the 1st president

[crystal forum]

it's literally a city state

[jade holly]

Lincoln was the 5th

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[jade holly]

And Benjamin was #100

[crystal forum]

uncultured

[rocky gale]

Always weird to me that you've got a one dollar bill

Our smallest bill is 5

[crystal forum]

there's actually american dollar coins but nobody uses them

[arctic talon]

@crystal forum Friendliest AI method of killing

https://youtu.be/KTHBrcFP-sE?si=ji6YMdaaVK1y3Nk1

[crystal forum]

i got some from a vending machine once

i was so confused

[jade holly]

Ork memes ruined me ngl, I can’t see these stupid cockney fungus bois and not see the funny horde bois when they’re debatably one of the most terrifying forces in 40k

[arctic talon]

American money lowkey looks kind of ugly lol

[celest dome]

It so does

[arctic talon]

And I’ve grown up with it all my life

[rocky gale]

We used to have 1 Pound notes, but they were phased out. I used to have one, but I was a dumb kid and tried to buy someone at the shop with it and the cashier took it off me and said he legally had to, I'm pretty sure he just stole it to sell himself

[jade holly]

Better than Canada’s Monopoly wannabe looking notes

[crystal forum]

is it wrong that i find these sounds pleasant

[arctic talon]

No

lol

[celest dome]

And its not recognisable at first glance

[arctic talon]

There’s something oddly satisfying about it

[crystal forum]

it's like machine head in invinvible

i just wanna hear him talk

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/machine-head-invincible-gif-7894456211809424843

[rustic patrol]

Read the Beast Series, and it should ruin it right back for you.
BL authors really went to have the Imperium finding human farms ran by Orks to underline that the Orks were the bad guys, as if invading the Imperium wasn't enough.

[jade holly]

I know the Beast alone nearly wiped out the Imperium

[arctic talon]

The beast books suck

[rustic patrol]

It's a weird series.

[arctic talon]

Read the ghazkull book

It’s really good

[crystal forum]

beast stinky

titan sized orks

[arctic talon]

Ghazkull prophet of the waaagh

Is peak

[jade holly]

I think the only reason the Imperium isn’t stomped out yet is because the Orkz forgot to conquer after they fight

[storm jungle]

Its intended to be that way. Orks are hilarious from 3rd person but when you read against/for them they are horrifying

[storm jungle]

No thats the literal lore reaosn

their codex outright says if all orks unified the galaxy would be doomed

[jade holly]

Like Ghaz alone is like one of the most terrifying faction leaders no?

[storm jungle]

Yeah he is, but hes stuck in the perpetual limbo

[jade holly]

Because he’s actually fucking smart?

[storm jungle]

Big threat
Barely does anything
Because if he does everyone gets green backshots

[crystal forum]

smart for an ork

[storm jungle]

and yeah hes very smart

[arctic talon]

Ghazkull prophet of the waaagh isn’t from his pov

It’s the inqusition interrogating his grot

[rustic patrol]

he is brutally kunning

[arctic talon]

With an Ork kommando translating

It’s really good

[storm jungle]

and kunningly brutal

[crystal forum]

no he's kunningly brutal

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP

[arctic talon]

Ghaz was too kunning for anyone bigger then him

[jade holly]

Meet Potential Man!

[arctic talon]

And too brutal for anyone too kunning for him

Ghaz did single handily lose the orks Octarius ironically

Because he took a bunch of orks with him

[storm jungle]

tbh

he lost because he just left

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Yeah

lol

He didn’t lose

[jade holly]

On the topic of the funny gods where one punches you for looking at him and the other punches you for not, aren’t Gork and Mork much more serious as well?

[arctic talon]

He did everything he wanted in octarius

[crystal forum]

i hope we get a new armageddon campaign

best ork lore

[arctic talon]

But he lost the orks the war

lol

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[storm jungle]

Still cant believe we got that last garbage

[median star]

@storm jungle itz genestealer time!!!!.!

[storm jungle]

literally NOTHING but space marines on armageddon

holy shit

[storm jungle]

2 days late loser

[storm jungle]

get this guy out of my office!!!

[jade holly]

Wait is this the same Armageddon Morrow was from?

[storm jungle]

Yeah he is

[crystal forum]

GW literally cannot understand why people would enjoy non cadia or krieg militarum

[storm jungle]

theres 1 Armageddon in 40k

[jade holly]

So bro watched Ghaz fuck off mid fight?

[storm jungle]

Nah

Morrow was a part of the First War for Armaghetto

theres 3 wars

but officially only 2

[jade holly]

And there’s only one that matters

[crystal forum]

morrow still doesnt recognize my armageddon uniform

[storm jungle]

YEA BOI

[crystal forum]

why even bother

also does this mean armageddon was recent

[storm jungle]

Not really

[crystal forum]

i thought it was way older than dark imperium era

[jade holly]

Nah Morrow took a stasis nap

[storm jungle]

Morrow was lost in the warp and took a statis nap yeah

[crystal forum]

ah

[jade holly]

This was after he blew the head off of his Commissar but that’s not important

[crystal forum]

so yarrick is prob dead

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

Yarrick is not dead

[lament shoal]

Why were csm interested in Vraks?

[storm jungle]

Just for the love of the game

lmao

[storm jungle]

its why every warband was doing its own thing

[lament shoal]

Sounds about right lol

[winter pine]

I sure hope so

[storm jungle]

Hes not. Idk why anyone thinks he is

[arctic talon]

4fun

lol

[jade holly]

New plan: we Gaslight the Orkz into believing every xenos faction had a hand in killing Yarrick so they’ll solve all our problems for us

[arctic talon]

Good chance to offer a planet to the Gods

Was worth a try

Funny how the world eaters left the alpha legion to die alone

[crystal forum]

the community is trying to make orks fight angron

[storm jungle]

👎

[arctic talon]

And the alpha legion were the last chaos forces standing

lol

[jade holly]

They don’t need an excuse

They’ll fight him for the love of the game

[crystal forum]

stop being lame dilara!!!

[tepid glacier]

We were having a normal conversation not much more

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

Another 10 months of Angron Yarrick Ghazkull shit

[jade holly]

Orkz are actually living fungus right?

[crystal forum]

ye

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are bioweapons

[winter pine]

yep

[storm jungle]

also shrooms

[arctic talon]

Part fungus part living being

They’re hybrids

[crystal forum]

they're shrooms but also meat

[jade holly]

Damn some wild shit be cooking in 40k

[arctic talon]

Old ones made them

As the perfect weapon

[crystal forum]

the shroom part is meant to explain how they reproduce

[jade holly]

Weirdest pizza I’ve ever seen

[storm jungle]

Read their lexicanum page!!!!!

[jade holly]

I’m a 40k fan, I’m too lazy

[crystal forum]

basically they're extremely hard to get rid of

when they go to war with nids they can keep fighting for millenia

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

One spore can become an entire war horde

lol

[storm jungle]

Nah

one just has to out-fight the other

[arctic talon]

Nah Octarius was a slow and steady nid victory

[storm jungle]

Nids are also smart enough to target ork leader-boyz

[arctic talon]

Ghazkull turned the tide before fucking off

[lament shoal]

What would you guys say is the worst/bloodiest battle or war the imperium was involved in within 40k?

[arctic talon]

In current 40k Nachmund

lol

[crystal forum]

lore accurate nids when blue space marine

[storm jungle]

Vigilus but its lame.

[arctic talon]

Nachmund specifically

Not vigilus

I’m dumb

Nachmund as a whole is insanely bloody

And has Orks, snd Drukhari involved

[crystal forum]

i'd say titandeath just from amount of wasted equipment

[jade holly]

I hate and love Dracula Flow

[arctic talon]

And also nids

And gsc

Nachmund is a clusterfuck

[jade holly]

Now I can’t think of anything besides how would Dracula Flow describe something

[arctic talon]

The imperium only has itself to blame as well

lol

[storm jungle]

Titandeath = HH mention 👎

[jade holly]

Tyranids?

“Fuck it, I ate the opps”

[rocky gale]

I have decided to be different to the others, so I will say The War of the False Primarch

[arctic talon]

works with eldar
some guard captain gets cold feet
betrays the eldar by killing the autarch
cue imperium civil war mid war

[crystal forum]

[storm jungle]

I love how War of the False Cuntarch literally has zero lore but is this huge event. Same with the Nova Terra Interegnum

[jade holly]

Ngl, for the longest time I never knew what the Horus Heresy was nor who Horus was

It was like a forbidden topic I couldn’t know

[arctic talon]

Minotaurs showing up to murder anyone who disobeys the high lords and Guilliman in nachmund was funny as shit

Like

You’re doing this

mid war

[winter pine]

So bloody and chaotic they had to censor and expunge every account of what went down? I can see it

[arctic talon]

Anyways the High lords aligned side of the imperium won the Nachmund civil war

[jade holly]

And then I learned it was gigantic familial squabble because SOMEBODY was a shitty dad who could!n’t say I love you

[arctic talon]

And the craftworld eldar got their pound of flesh from the imperium as revenge

lol

[humble shoal]

Wasnt it for the weapon stockpiles?

[arctic talon]

Nah

[humble shoal]

Pos planet was an armory world

[crystal forum]

and yet it's the part of 40k that gets the most talked about

[arctic talon]

The alpha legion was in it for that

But no one else was

lol

[humble shoal]

Alpha legion guy literally just sent out a call saying its time to party

[jade holly]

Tbf massive scale trench warfare with big demigods in giant suits of army is pretty sick

[arctic talon]

The world eaters, the purge and other warbands just showed up for fun

[humble shoal]

Then dipped

[storm jungle]

Every warband had its own goal so no

no one was after the weapons cache

[crystal forum]

GET OUT

[jade holly]

Hey I’m team Necron

[rocky gale]

Like all we know is there was a "Fake Primarch" the war lasted 8 decades and involved atleast 16 Chapters of Space Marines on either side

[jade holly]

I just respect the rule of cool

[crystal forum]

you are allowed back in

[humble shoal]

I figured the weapons cache was the "I have drinks" of the party invitation

[arctic talon]

Anyways Nachmund having the eldar and imperium work together only for a guard captain to backstab the elder causing a civil war is hilarious

[crystal forum]

what weapons cache

[arctic talon]

10/10

[crystal forum]

wtf does krieg have except nukes

[humble shoal]

Krieg isnt vraks

[jade holly]

No one tell anybody, but Trazyn actually has the missing 2 primarchs in his collection

[crystal forum]

oh im stupid

[arctic talon]

Vraks was a armory world meant to stock the cadian gate

[crystal forum]

i know

shush

[humble shoal]

Also krieg doesnt even have nukes

[crystal forum]

it still does

a few

[humble shoal]

The used them all on each other

I blame the tetrarchs, or horus

[crystal forum]

always blame horus

it's a safe bet

[humble shoal]

Now that I think about it horus might have been a tetrarcj

[jade holly]

How hard is it to kitbash the standard Space Marine minis to make them more accurate to each chapter?

[crystal forum]

horus blew up cadia

wait

that's actually sorta true

[jade holly]

Cadia didn’t blow up

Trazyn just stole it

[crystal forum]

abaddon is just 40k era horus

he's the fucking same

[jade holly]

Pretty sure that’s supposed to be the point no?

[crystal forum]

real and true

[jade holly]

Without him Black Legion have no leader

[humble shoal]

Horus has arms

[jade holly]

is it Black Legion or Sons of Horus I always get confused by that

[crystal forum]

sons of horus is the renamed luna wolves

the original horus legion

black legion is whoever tf decided to follow abaddon

[humble shoal]

Miss me with luna wolves, pass me them hazard stripes

[jade holly]

Iron within, Iron without

[dapper gyro]

Questioning if being sexist and racist are bad is not a normal conversation.

[crystal forum]

hazard stripes for the legion that hates work safety

make it make sense

[jade holly]

The hazard stripes are for the enemy so they know they’re in for one Hell of an OSHA violation

[crystal forum]

which founding chapter is most and least likely to follow OSHA guidelines

[jade holly]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

ultramarines definitely the most likely

[winter pine]

Most likely? Ultramarines

[crystal forum]

they love rules

[arctic talon]

Also the IW hazard stripes are an in universe IW joke

[winter pine]

Least likely? uh does it have to be loyalists

[crystal forum]

any

[jade holly]

DG for least likely

At least the IW are engineers

[winter pine]

def DG

[crystal forum]

lol

[winter pine]

They drank poison after battles recreationally lmfao

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/ehehe-stripes-v0-j57w5naxt38f1.jpeg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=86eaaac005a50dba47d388fee575ec0cdb3c0463

[crystal forum]

DG would likely break FEMA guidelines instead

[dapper gyro]

Salamender? Like, they don't usually work at their forges with armours.

They just do the "Im experienced" and might care a little less about safety.

[crystal forum]

true

[jade holly]

Salamanders are immune to fire (because I said so)

And their primarch is a perpetual

They are the epitome of casual carelessness

[dapper gyro]

So yeah, they are unironically the more likely to commit safety hazards.

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-vulkan-primarch-i-would-like-to-pet-this-creature-tts-gif-11296000915468165546

[dapper gyro]

If they live here, the CNSST would beat the shit about of them.

CNSST is my local safety authority, they are even more blood thristy than OSHA.

I work in construction, one time a site got evacuation... because they heard the inspectors were coming.

[lament shoal]

Not true

[lament shoal]

They're not immune, just highly resistant to high temps

[surreal nest]

But grimm said so?

[lament shoal]

Grimm is a soggy creature and I'm revoking his authority

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/true-morgan-freeman-truth-squidward-mr-krabs-gif-11535664430756306586

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-uth-duna-truth-nuke-true-explosion-gif-7665580920288066795

[lament shoal]

As the one and only salamander fan in this server I internally go rabid whenever someone drops something about my chapter that's even slightly wrong

[arctic talon]

What’s your favorite company and why is it the one that does war crimes/j

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-blight-batman-beyond-funny-narrow-it-down-gif-25176406

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/ScorpyL2/status/1996201493515608252?s=20

scorpy (@ScorpyL2)

WHAT #SpotifyWrapped

**💬 264 🔁 6.6K ❤️ 83.5K 👁️ 1.24M **

FxTwitter · Dec 3, 2025, 12:54 PM

[dapper gyro]

Isn't that support my memepoint though? They got early training, so they are experienced, which sometimes turn into carelessness.

[tepid glacier]

read the chat if you want context

[dapper gyro]

I draw a parallel to real life because it too often time the case.

[tepid glacier]

Basically i was speaking about the lore and they were speaking about the fanbase so it was a little misunderstanding

[lament shoal]

2nd, 5th, and 6th companies. Honorable mention: 1st company

[jade holly]

This is why Necrons are the superior faction

[dapper gyro]

I understand that I'm inferior, but I like the taste of flesh and not metal.

[misty vector]

man chemist build is pretty fun

though im wondering what blessings to use for the needle gun since i figure the poison isnt really affected by most damage increases

[lament shoal]

I mean you could say that but afaik I've never heard of any instances of things like that happening within the chapter

And if it did it would be extremely rare, given the chapter's abnormally large amount of high quality gear

[crystal forum]

this is the first time i see you saying you like salamanders

[lament shoal]

I ranted to Dilara for getting some salamander novel lore wrong a few months ago lmao

But yeah they're my fav chapter, have been since I got into the hobby

[opaque coyote]

Seriously like

Hometown basically is the equivalent of a nowhere suburban American town

Everyone knows each other and the elementary, middle, and possibly high school are in the same building

So...

Imagine being the person that accidentally traumatized a little girl of the mayor's family

Because you forgot to leave out a word that happened to align with their missing sister's name

[crystal forum]

oh hey those are the characters i see on adult websites

[opaque coyote]

WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT

[crystal forum]

i never played the games

but i have seen a lot of fan art

🫦

[paper haven]

Most people who make games don't live in those types of towns so to them that kind of mistake probably sounds reasonable

[dapper gyro]

Even if instant like that happened, it is not an interesting point to talk about, just like any manual intensive job ever, military included. I'm talk about story telling in general.

[languid meadow]

Deltarune jumpscare what the fuck

[crystal forum]

deltaruner 🫵

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242

You know the ones I mean lmao

[crystal forum]

why do you have so many cat gifs

[valid needle]

Cats are funny

[crystal forum]

i know

my pussy is hilarious

she so cute

[valid needle]

Good pussy

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-eo2gifs-deltarune-chapter-3-deltarune-ch-3-tenna-deltarune-gif-3543875082152148675

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-nerd-gif-9668924902045279367

[opaque coyote]

Intelligent pussy

[misty vector]

Funny silly animals

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-all-in-he's-all-in-he's-all-in-cat-funny-cats-cat-gambling-gif-15778429614619440355

[misty vector]

Girl dont even think about it

[crystal forum]

idk how true this is but i heard older cats have puffier cheeks

and my two elderly cats have puffy cheeks like this fella

[crystal forum]

puffy

[misty vector]

I think it can also be due to a hormone issue

[jade holly]

I was letting my phone charge, what did I mi-
scrolls up

[misty vector]

https://vxtwitter.com/mrfishtopher/status/1993859353019896239?s=46 this cat had really puffy cheeks too before

Fishtopher and Friends (@mrfishtopher)

how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 27, 2025, 1:48 AM

[crystal forum]

from potato to gremlin

[jade holly]

It shall engage in bountiful amounts of tomfoolery

[cinder pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/628097885749116939/1445853441221070929/image0.jpg?ex=6931db73&is=693089f3&hm=dd2fbc3e4e26fd9e96e5e0d3e09c861c0aa4f75cedf7ff98290e5fb42e821e38

[storm jungle]

meme so ancient it probably has a drinking permit

[jade holly]

Meme so ancient it was there at the Treaty of Versailles

[rose thorn]

[jade holly]

Damn chat got slowed to a halt

Time to send Necron propaganda to thwart the Imperium

[rose thorn]

No do gsc propaganda

[jade holly]

GSC? That’s imperium mixed with Tyranids smh

[rose thorn]

Genestealer cults do NOT stand with the imperium

[jade holly]

Then get the fuck off the Necron’s source of biomass smh

[rustic patrol]

aka flayer drip

[jade holly]

Team Szarekh all the way

Then again Imotekh does have a sick hand collection

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/kira-yoshikage-jjba-jojo-gif-22737229

[rose thorn]

I mena, yeah lmao

Ended up finding this on Facebook

[jade holly]

Why did it take me to now to realize that Necrons can’t grow in numbers

[rose thorn]

I didn’t even know people made shit liek thsi still

[jade holly]

Now I realize that reverse bio transference really is the way of the future for the Necrontyr

[rose thorn]

POV you are the master from fallout 1:

[jade holly]

Imotekh’s path is a path of a dead end, no future, only stagnation

[winter pine]

I wish there were more moments in RPGs like convincing the Master to blow himself up because his plan sucks

[crystal forum]

brood brothers wishing they had militarum drip

smh

you cant take that swag

[jade holly]

Does Atoma have a GSC on it in Darktide?

[misty vector]

Thats the big question rn

[crystal forum]

the answer is no

[rose thorn]

We literally use the same models

[rose thorn]

Most likely

[valid needle]

Impossible

[crystal forum]

but you paint their skin purple. we are not the same

[jade holly]

Quite the double whammy if it’s real. Nurgle cult AND GSC?

[rose thorn]

Porbbaly a majority of planets in the imperium have a gsc on them

[valid needle]

We don’t want them evil ass traitors anyways

[crystal forum]

i doubt that

[rose thorn]

Also weirdly common

[jade holly]

I know a group who can help clear them out

[crystal forum]

there's just so many imperial planets

[jade holly]

Damn now I wanna do a Mercenary Necron tomb world that specialize hunting down and clearing Out GSC cults across the galaxy

[misty vector]

I think a chaos cult is def likely in a hive, gsc prob less

[rose thorn]

GSC’s have spread pretty fast, probably faster then chaos cults

[crystal forum]

chaos cult is garanteed in a sizeable hive world

[jade holly]

Don’t GSC for the most part still fight alongside the Imperium somewhat?

[crystal forum]

no

[rose thorn]

There is at least 4 major GSC’s cults on Terra

There is hundreds in necromunda

[jade holly]

Can GSC happen to other Xenos?

[rose thorn]

Depends

[rose thorn]

Yes but it’s really inefficient

[crystal forum]

technically yes

but we'll never see it happen

[jade holly]

Humans are just a larger supply of biomass?

[misty vector]

Humans are def the most vulnerable

[crystal forum]

human centric setting

[jade holly]

Mfw I realize Humans are the Skaven of 40k

[misty vector]

With the way their society is set up

[rose thorn]

Some cults have to trigger their day of ascension early, other times they are able to hide away after protecting the planet

[valid needle]

No they ungrateful traitors

[rose thorn]

Mfs when our emperor has 2 more arms

[jade holly]

GSC when I introduce them to a Gauss cannon

[rose thorn]

There is always more of us

[jade holly]

I take it back, GSC is the Skaven of 40k

[valid needle]

XENO

[crystal forum]

both sides end up dying no matter what anyways

[misty vector]

Only healthy number of arms is to have it constantly changing

[rose thorn]

Except we win

[crystal forum]

over the bodies of my 1000 conscripts

(i will escape in a shuttle)

[rose thorn]

All will be embraced by the genefathers

[valid needle]

Join us Maggie we have Starbucks and space Wendy’s

[rose thorn]

We are the imperial citizens

[crystal forum]

you are the bisexual colored mutants

[rose thorn]

Yes

We aren’t mutants but still

[jade holly]

Kinda wanna change my pfp to something Necron

[rose thorn]

GSC is like, THE rage bait army it’s great

[valid needle]

Change it to someone sleeping

Since necron do nap

[crystal forum]

i just realized these guys look like voteless from helldivers

[rose thorn]

The star children bless everyone differently.

[crystal forum]

if i were to make a gsc army

i would go all in on the biophagus

[crystal forum]

and make everyone a mutant

however i am too lazy to paint my models

[valid needle]

You can’t fool me Maggie I’ve just finished my weekly imperium brainwashing refresher.

[crystal forum]

i should prob sell them at this point

i love this dude

i love the idea of chemically altering my troops

go my drug fueled minions

[jade holly]

How’s this pfp?

[rose thorn]

Ooo play twisted gene oooo

[jade holly]

Nah that seems too small for how much detail it has

[rose thorn]

I through that was a stormcast lmao

[arctic talon]

I LOVE METH

[jade holly]

I need one of Szarekh without the mask

[crystal forum]

im too lazy to paint more modeeeels

i will enjoy looking at them however

[rose thorn]

I shoudl work on my cult, cult of the fanged emperor

[crystal forum]

zoom in on the face my friend

it

[jade holly]

What about this?

[crystal forum]

is a pfp not a portrait

[jade holly]

Too zoomed out

[rose thorn]

One more

I love these

Perfect

[crystal forum]

i really wish there was a guard option for shitty hive scum

[jade holly]

I am officially #TeamNecrontyr

[crystal forum]

but gsc can do well for that

[rose thorn]

Isn’t that just guardsmen

[crystal forum]

no they have actual guns and stuff

i want power tools

[rose thorn]

Also, you could buy the hive scum kit

[crystal forum]

and there's no melee unit!!!!

guard has no melee infantry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rose thorn]

It’s weird

Can’t wait for the brood brothers kit to actually get rules

It’s gotta happen

Grotmas would be perfect

[jade holly]

I’m hoping to see mini releases for the Iron Warriors + Daemon Perturabo, new Necron minis and updated minis for Zahndrekh and Obyron since they got vaulted, and idk what else maybe new Admech minis idfk

[rose thorn]

Admech have new minis in a different game lmao

[crystal forum]

cant you use HH admech minis in 40k

[rose thorn]

Not anymore

Since 10th

[crystal forum]

i thought wolf said you can use any models

idk i dont know admech

[rose thorn]

The guy who was making the HH to 40K rules for admech died while working on it

[sacred bluff]

no wolf

[rose thorn]

So they didn’t finish it

[sacred bluff]

only iron

[jade holly]

Who would you guys say is to Magic as the Necrons are to science

Thousand Sons?

Eldar?

[crystal forum]

eldar

because they're pretty much the antithesis of necrons

maybe old ones even

but we dont know if old ones had tech or magic

it was beyond both

[rose thorn]

I regret opening Reddit

[jade holly]

Does this pfp look better?

Or should I use the other one?

[jade holly]

What happened?

[rose thorn]

That’s good

[rose thorn]

“I do not like primaris space marines (read description)”

“I get it’s a hot take but I am tired of intercessors, I wish (fucking guess the rest)”

1.5k upvotes

[jade holly]

Something something go back to og marines or something?

[rose thorn]

Yeah something like that lmao

[jade holly]

Szarekh, I like your philosophy and stance for the Necrons

But holy fuck your design is so bland

[rose thorn]

It’s like 2 run on sentences of saying that intercessor are boring and aren’t interesting

[valid needle]

Idiot could just play HH

Fool

[rose thorn]

And then failed to credit 2 pictures of a priamris space marine that everyone thinks he made

[jade holly]

For being the King of all Necrons bro does not look regal enough

[rose thorn]

Yeha that’s what the comments say

Or just, don’t use priamris models

He says primaris marines look the same

Like, all space marines look the same lmao

[jade holly]

Fuck it, Trazyn pfp

[dapper gyro]

I like the cleaner look of primaris marines.

[jade holly]

You mean to tell me the factions designed to have a uniform and clean design to show how they’re all part of the same team and group all look the same??

[rose thorn]

Me too

[dapper gyro]

Btw, with the next edition, it is 3 editions deep into these guys, they should just be called marines now.

[jade holly]

Screw it, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[arctic talon]

tbh they're just called marines now

lol

GW has pretty much removed the primaris label

from most things

[spring cairn]

5pm cet tww40k

foretold in ancient manuscripts

[rose thorn]

Can’t wait for there to be 3 space marine factions, 1 imperium faction, and 1 xeno faction

[spring cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1343865645133070346/glup.gif

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[spring cairn]

if there's the IG i win

but i'm betting on something like uh

SM, CSM, Orks, Necrons

[arctic talon]

lol

yeah sounds about right

[spring cairn]

Boring, chaos boring and 2 decent factions

[rose thorn]

Probably gonna be ultra marines, black Templars, world eaters, guard, then orks

If I was to guess

[spring cairn]

guards will be in the game at launc but u can't play them

[rose thorn]

Sounds right

[spring cairn]

and then dlc within the next 2 years

[arctic talon]

Dawn of war 4 reference

[rose thorn]

There’s a Dawn of war 4?

OH YEAH

omfg

I completely forgot

[spring cairn]

also bretonnia in tww1

but they were flc

post launch

[storm jungle]

are we sure Total Waaagh 40k is happening

[arctic talon]

Also Norsca

[spring cairn]

mybe

maybe not

[arctic talon]

Soyrak has mentioned it a ton

lol

idk

[spring cairn]

yeah

[storm jungle]

who tf is Soyrak

[arctic talon]

Valrak

[storm jungle]

OH VALRAK

[spring cairn]

valrak

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

I don't trust him on that

lol

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

i don't know that guy

but ppl told me he's okayish

[arctic talon]

he's good for mini leaks

aside from that

no

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[spring cairn]

so i choose to have hope too because i am full of hope

[arctic talon]

UM/BT/ect. are all going to be Lords for a "marine" faction

is my bet

[spring cairn]

and i need something to happen after hlx not being announced this november

[arctic talon]

the way its done in Total war warhammer

[storm jungle]

Nah legit hes a good person, its just that his entire personality is that kind of consumer, guy is essentially like an NPC

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-red-letter-media-mike-stoklasa-anxious-anxiety-gif-16960754

this is basically him

lol

[arctic talon]

Valrak is like

an actual nice person

he's just

consume product

[storm jungle]

an NPC.

[arctic talon]

and by consume product

[storm jungle]

yeah that lmao

[arctic talon]

I mean nids, marines and orks

lol

[spring cairn]

does he own funkos

[rose thorn]

Doenst he follow a bunch of shitty people on Twitter or was that the imperial fist guy

[storm jungle]

yes

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

you can see his room in his vids

its sad

lmao

[arctic talon]

that was a dif IF guy

lol

There's like 2 IF guys

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[spring cairn]

can't be saved

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281307758976565376/caption.gif

[rose thorn]

HAVEHDHHAJA ah makes sense

[storm jungle]

they are all the same

white guy

plays loyalist slop

[arctic talon]

okay but valrak plays nids and orks

smh

[storm jungle]

👎

Once a mariner always a mariner

[rose thorn]

I need to test a response image

[daring creek]

y r u chaos :(

[storm jungle]

Im not.

[daring creek]

disrespect of loyalist means chaos doh

[arctic talon]

Dilara is an Eldar shill/hj

[daring creek]

Knife ear fucker

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-oguri-uma-musume-umamusume-squishy-gif-14372802265437813043

[storm jungle]

Take your meds

flat-eared fuck

[daring creek]

My meds are empty.

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

Will be refilled soon

[storm jungle]

here

[daring creek]

cease the projection

[storm jungle]

they were in your cabinet, the only thing im projecting is my foot up your ass

[daring creek]

Speaking of which I still think about that drukari comm you got

[rose thorn]

I love the four- two armed emperor

[daring creek]

I really wish it had the spine popping out like you asked

it would be so cool

[storm jungle]

ikr

but alas

[rose thorn]

can someone post iron hands of the iron hands

Need to see if the bit works

[daring creek]

mm

I need to finish horus heresy

why do I need to be a slow reader

I need to touch eldar

Plus yall act like my meds make me sane when its just adderall, while yeah it kind of does help me with mental stability. Still!!! You will still see crazy messages from me!

[rose thorn]

I’ll do it hang on

[daring creek]

In fact it actually increases my chances of talking about weird shit

[daring creek]

Makes me more talkative

What

if

rick and morty

was in 40k

[rose thorn]

[daring creek]

I need to play that fucking game

[rose thorn]

What game

[wet sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-dont-speak-his-name-gif-12688511

[rose thorn]

Iron hands from iron hands

[daring creek]

precipitation world

[rose thorn]

Oh rain world lmao

Very good

[zenith remnant]

I tried. Can't get into platformers in general, let alone hard ones

No regrets spending money on it though. It deserves it

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-rain-world-gif-23392860

[wet sandal]

Fuckass creature

[zenith remnant]

Cruelty Squad PFP doing a bit of yapping

[wet sandal]

I was taking about you btw

[zenith remnant]

This changes nothing about my statement

[dire loom]

[daring creek]

Why does it

feel like

12 am

when its

only 8:33

Gonna be honest

I hate the latest pinned

[rose thorn]

Rain world has a weirdly really good natural progression

[daring creek]

Bc the guy looks cool

like

he literally has long hair

[rose thorn]

I’ve played it blind and it really gets you to go in the right direction without any instructions

[daring creek]

like

How does

Bearded man

long hair

add anything...

Wanna know who else has a beard

and

long hair

The lead singer for red hot chili peppers

now who looks like a clown..

I

I think I should buy food.

Because my moms cooking is actual ass

not that I'm being ungrateful but This chicken lacks a lot of fucking flavor

[dapper gyro]

Have you told her?

In a polite manner.

[daring creek]

Speaking...to my...mother...politely?

Politely?

politely...

Politely.

.