40k-lore-chat

[crystal forum]

even worse

[shadow plover]

that's a name I haven't heard in at least a decade

[crystal forum]

he doesnt even play the game anymore i think lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah hence "washed up" lmao

[shadow plover]

I mean why would he, who wants to spend 10 years playing payday

[storm jungle]

I mean

you say this

[lament shoal]

Played the safehouse nightmare mission for the first time and was not prepared to be forced into a tiny hallway with 20+ cloakers 😭

[crystal forum]

being known for 1 game forever is pretty shit lol

[storm jungle]

ICE simulator ahh

[crystal forum]

i would hate it

[lament shoal]

LMFAO

[storm jungle]

[zenith remnant]

There are people who made channels preparing to make content around games like Concord and Splitgate 2

[crystal forum]

i love how payday's first person perspective is just like a jpeg of a gun in your hands so getting super close to an enemy made you look like your hands are ant sized

i have never seen any other game do that

[storm jungle]

some have

you are just uneducated!!!!!

[crystal forum]

i think most games nowadays use rendered stuff

because it looks so much better

[shadow plover]

it can be rendered and still look off because of the scaling/perspective

you don't have to look further than Vermintide 2

and I'm not sure but I think even PD uses renders

[zenith remnant]

Also I like how one of the Scum called the Inquisition weak, and I'm betting it's probably because everyone else they've seen with fancy kit and gold trim and all that shit were uphivers slumming it with no idea what the fuck they were getting into.

[crystal forum]

i love how many methods there are tbh. it's nice when there's different solutions to the same problem

[jade holly]

We need Cloaker type enemies in 40k

dogs don’t count

I need to hear THAT sound

[lament shoal]

Yk I love how in the lore the payday gang is causing so much havoc that they literally let the cops go full police brutality on them just to have a slightly better chance at taking them down. So funny lmao

[jade holly]

You all know it

[crystal forum]

my favorite is when the whole player model is rendered and you're seeing from a camera place on it

because you can look down at your feet

and i like that

[shadow plover]

that doesn't mean the camera is just placed on the 3rd person model

[crystal forum]

idk how it works exactly

[rustic patrol]

I would sacrifice all of that and raytracing just to get more frames

[shadow plover]

the first person perspective body is rendered separate from the 3rd person one almost 99% of the time

[crystal forum]

then how do you see your player model

[shadow plover]

it's a separate render that only you as the player controlling it can see

you can easily spot this in games that have a player shadow where the shadow is probably rendered from the actual model of the player character whereas the 1st person model doesn't match the shadows you should cast

[crystal forum]

huh

[rustic patrol]

Yeah, the fp models are sort of like hanging a bunch of dangly things in front of the camera that only the camera can see, which is why reload animations sometimes don't match when seen by other people compared to the player.

[crystal forum]

i wonder how it works in third person games like gta 5 then

[shadow plover]

gta 5 specifically changes the animations when you change to 1st person view

but that uses the same model in both

[crystal forum]

oh wait this reminds me

ever looked at your shadow in resident evil 7 and 8?

it's so goofy

the animations are so janky

the entire torso just barely moves

[shadow plover]

games that don't have other people or yourself seeing your character usually don't bother with more refined 3rd person models/animations and they 'cheat' to make them look natural for you alone and if anyone else were to perceive you, it would be all sorts of fucked up

pretty sure the nu-dooms also do this

[crystal forum]

it's like how 3d animators will avoid animating unnecessary stuff that's not in frame to save on time

[crystal forum]

or you could just be the forest devs and not care

[shadow plover]

well yeah, but those are also separate models what I recall

[storm jungle]

also Forest is janky

so bad opinion!!!!

[crystal forum]

even the more "refined" second game has goofy animations lol

i can't wait for the third game that takes place in space or some shit

[jade holly]

Trying to make a Chaos Undivided army seems like a damn headache

No unique minis, gotta kitbash to make em look like the traitor chapter you wanna play

[crystal forum]

welcome to any non imperial sub faction gameplay

[shadow plover]

you're reading too much into it, all csm kits are chaos undivided by baseline

[jade holly]

Space Marines seem like a gigantic cluster of mess to army besides the boring bitch baby Blueberry bois

Some alliteration for style

[crystal forum]

wdym it's literally just painting a different color

[storm jungle]

They basically are

they get 1 tank template and like 152 variants of said tank

while xenos factions sit with the same vehicles for a thousand years

lol

[jade holly]

Outside of the chaos aligned factions it’s a damn headache

At least Death Guard are easy to field alongside some Nurgle bois

[crystal forum]

isn't kitbashing meant to be part of the fun

[storm jungle]

Death Guard range has got extreme love

[rustic patrol]

Thousand Sons not scratching the same itch I guess?

[jade holly]

I long to see the day someone makes an Imperial Guard army of just tanks

is there any epic hero who is a tank?

[shadow plover]

No

[jade holly]

Rip

[crystal forum]

did pask get removed

[shadow plover]

but you can have a character tank commander

[crystal forum]

whatever the guy's name is

the named cadia tank commander

[storm jungle]

Pask.

[shadow plover]

Think Pask hasn't had rules for two editions

[rustic patrol]

he was in 8th, so I guess he's still here

[storm jungle]

You disrespectful cretin

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-war-war-cat-meme-meme-cat-gif-3310283329812896510

[shadow plover]

but I don't play guard

[crystal forum]

idk i dont bother learning cadian names

[shadow plover]

I just know you can have an unnamed character tank commander

[crystal forum]

you could also just field a baneblade and pretend it's a character

it's a person to me damn it

[storm jungle]

👎

[jade holly]

Kitbash to have a Commissar sticking out of it with a chainsword

[crystal forum]

hardly a kitbash when you're just gluing half a commissar into the commander hatch lol

[jade holly]

Still a kitbash

[rustic patrol]

you can't field one (Baneblade) as an HQ unit, which is what a Tank Commander is

but for style reasons or memery, do what you will

[crystal forum]

reminder that there is a battle bus baneblade

in case a chimera was too light armored for your taste

[supple fjord]

Besides what’s going on between the Arbites and this Warband, do some Arbites join inquisitorial retinues?

[crystal forum]

eisenhorn

[supple fjord]

?

[celest dome]

Yes

[shadow plover]

Eisenhorn is a big name inquisitor in the lore, he was joined by an artbites

[celest dome]

Quite often

[supple fjord]

Ah gotcha

[celest dome]

Godwyn Fischig

Is the Arb that worked as acolyte for Eisenhorn

[supple fjord]

Can these arbites stay in the inquisitors retinue forever basically leaving their order or is it more like a temporary requisition thing

[celest dome]

Depend on the story/narrative, the Arbites that we play here are probably just doing so temporarily, but some could be asked to join the Inquisition formally and just stay after Tertium is sorted for

Be it saved or destroyed

[storm jungle]

Inquisition retinues are built like Dungeons & Dragons RPG parties, you can generally almost have anyone as a member and have them stay indefinitely/forever seeing as you are an Inquisitor with either medium or big power and influence.

And yeah in the case of darktide its not just 1 arbiter character its an entire formation of them so in this case they are helping until the Imperial Tithe for the planet is returned to normal

[crystal forum]

inquisitors collecting different imperium units like pokemon

[lament shoal]

If space marines ever come to dt I'd want them to be background characters the entire time

Maybe have one lead a mission over the vox like the other characters do

[storm jungle]

Probably the most likely outcome. I just hope FS sticks to their "no loyalist/traitor marines ever" statement though lol

[lament shoal]

Thats fair lol

[shadow plover]

I wouldn't mind at all having a single marine on Mourningstar as a delegatus or whatever, talking shit and being a nuisance to the leadership

[lament shoal]

Make it a space wolf too

Would be funny since its an inquisition ship

[vagrant fox]

At most I'd want one from like the Mentors supervising and being a huge asshole so everyone hates him

[celest dome]

Why have SM when other stuff could be introduced instead

[shadow plover]

To quiet all the people wanting a playable SM

[vagrant fox]

Preferably we'll never see one

Or make a big deal out of the Dark Angels or a successor showing up and after a week they just disappear

[shadow plover]

that would be funny

[celest dome]

aha, that won't work

They'll see the SM and ask for both playable and enemy SM in the next update

[shadow plover]

then they will simply must perish

Can some fuckwits go and pick up their packages from the courier pick up station so they'll have room for my LITTLE ARMY MEN!! I've just waited for them to drop the package there for two days now because the station is full

https://tenor.com/view/usagi-chiikawa-usagi-chiikawa-chiikawa-usagi-gif-2014002017922808801

[storm jungle]

[lament shoal]

Jesus fucking Christ. And here I thought they were just simply poisoned genestealer knives 💀

[storm jungle]

Why do you think they looked so alien

[lament shoal]

I swear I thought that was just part of the poison/nid gimmick lmao

[storm jungle]

Never let this guy cook again 😔

[lament shoal]

Anyways can't wait to give this to my crimelord rt

[rocky gale]

Actually hype for Christmas this year

[vagrant fox]

wish that was me

[sudden compass]

Lore nerds, i once again come to you seeking answers

[lament shoal]

Shoot

[sudden compass]

Are there any blue color heavy looking armor worn by hive gangers?

[rocky gale]

Oh damn I thought that was Sigsen

[lament shoal]

The gangers from Necromunda Hive Secundus

Mix of green and blue

[storm jungle]

Thats Van Saar yeah

[rocky gale]

Orlock, Van Saar and Delaque usually have blues in their palates

[storm jungle]

let em cook!!!

[sudden compass]

Hmmmm, nothing purely light blue in color?

[storm jungle]

thats Orlock

they are basically just "blue"

[rocky gale]

Damn beat me to it

[queen laurel]

Cawdor also

[storm jungle]

oOH YEAH them too

[rocky gale]

Lot of blue in Necromunda

[sudden compass]

Man, aug fist weapons when?

[queen laurel]

though they do also have reds with their other folks to mix it up

[sudden compass]

Guess i'll just wait and see if we get any blue heavier looking armors

Thanks

[rustic patrol]

Looked through the underhive bestiary.

Wonder if they can put in a Ripper Jack.

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle 🤔

[storm jungle]

👎

[vagrant fox]

borderline clown racism

[celest dome]

Clown on Clown racism
||We are all Clown||

[daring creek]

[tepid glacier]

what do you guys think about Titus quest of the 500 worlds, doesn't seems like too excesive? i mean Guilliman manages to do this for Ultramar but Titus is not a primarch

[storm jungle]

I mean he says as much himself in the trailer, also its ot like its gonna be just the Second Company, he'll have other people helping him out along the way, a single Company cant secure the entirety of Ultramar, its more just marketing language

[spring cairn]

tww40k tomorrow

[tepid glacier]

This is probably an open letter from Games Workshop to the fanbase announcing their intention to kill off Marneus Calgar and replace him with Titus?

[daring creek]

Tittys primarch? Woaw

[storm jungle]

No?

lol

No major marine character has or will ever really die in 40k

[rocky gale]

The Tread lightlies have metal colouring with hazard stripes, Iron Warriors confirmed

[tepid glacier]

yeah, that's why i think of this, i think it's time to kill someone in the darkest era of the galaxy lol

[daring creek]

Why don hive gooners say for the emperor

[tepid glacier]

they don't

[storm jungle]

Yeah people have been calling for Calgar to die a lot because he basically has no purpose anymore with Guilliman back.

but GW isnt gonna do that

he just had a new mini

[tepid glacier]

they scream for the conclave on game

[tepid glacier]

okay then he will not die soon

[storm jungle]

Probably.

[daring creek]

Yea I said they don

[tepid glacier]

what a wasted interesting thing to happen

[daring creek]

Well calgar can always die in spirit

[tepid glacier]

They probably will even resurrect Konrad at this point

everyone has to be happy

[rocky gale]

They wouldn't resurrect you because you're such a downer

[tepid glacier]

ugggg

[rocky gale]

To the flesh pits with you

[celest dome]

Macharius did so and we was a normal human

[tepid glacier]

Ohh i didn’t know about this character seems like a beast, i guess it’s time to watch some lore video on youtube

[storm jungle]

You joke but they prob would

primarchs make tons of money

and at this point 40k is just Marvel with how much peopel cant stop talking about them lol

[tight wigeon]

Wanted to go in fairly blind so didn't read up before creating my new Scum last night, and I have to say, the idea of playing as a high-ranking Water Cartel member on the Mournigstar is so rich with roleplay possibilities it makes me want to write out a full lore for my character. Talk about muddying the waters, no pun intended! Zola might wanna watch her back...

[storm jungle]

I literally made so many OCs inspired by Darktide for my Inquisition conclave so I absolutely get this feeling lol

the banter/designs really fire up your brain

[celest dome]

Isn't there a theory that hr could still be present in that Eldar crown thingy he had

[storm jungle]

Probably

[surreal nest]

This armor just looks like 40k lol

[storm jungle]

It doesnt

your brain is just rotten

[surreal nest]

HOW

The trim and shoulder pads

[storm jungle]

chaos warriors always looked like that you DIMWIT

[surreal nest]

Thats not even true

[storm jungle]

It is.

you are just goonbrained because its the Black Legion scheme lmao

[surreal nest]

Wheres the trim

Where is it

[storm jungle]

Different painters different looks, next complaint!!!! 🗣️

[surreal nest]

Curious!

WHAT THE TRIM IS PART OF THE MODEL

AHHHHHH

[storm jungle]

👎

stop whining NOW

[surreal nest]

Its just tue unfortunately

[vagrant fox]

if his gay little jewel turns out to actually be a soulstone and it is somehow going to be used to resurrect konrad I'm going to end up on the news

[surreal nest]

I do not really like the armor on those models!

Helmet pose weapons and mount are fire though

[wintry cloud]

VARANGUARD

MY BABIES

WAIT

VARANGUARD SLANDER????

[surreal nest]

trim is dumb

should stay in 40lame

[urban spire]

person who has only seen 40k: wow this armour looks like 40k

[wintry cloud]

If you don’t like Archaon’s own Custodes we may be cooked fam

They obliterate everything when they show up

[surreal nest]

ITS JUST THE MODEL YOU BEAST

SHITBEAST FOOL

[wintry cloud]

RETRACT YOUR STATEMENT

[surreal nest]

NO

ITS TOO BLOCKY

AND TIRTM IS UGLY

AND NOT FUIN

[wintry cloud]

THEY ARE ALL CHAOS LORDS ON SUPER-STEROIDS

ALL CHAOS GETS BIGGER AND BLOCKIER THE STRONGER THEY ARE

[urban spire]

giant armour looks cool on high fantasy dudes, it looks lame on space marines

[wintry cloud]

THEY ARE ALL BANES RIDING HORSES

[surreal nest]

i just dont like painting trim ok

im buying thema hways

[wintry cloud]

W

[urban spire]

trim only exists in 40k and runescape

[surreal nest]

you are so

god

idk what to sya

but ur pissing me off

[wintry cloud]

😭

[urban spire]

yeah idk, chaos warriors is always been big dudes in massive armour, seems natural to trim it sometimes

[surreal nest]

i like chaos warriors im aware of waht they are

i dont like busy trim heavy chaos models

[urban spire]

if you like them how come you don't like them

[surreal nest]

im being ragebaited

[urban spire]

you annoyed cinless first

this is honorable combat

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-potemkin-noel-potemkin-heavenly-buster-hololive-heavenly-buster-gif-22463954

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/straze-epic-seven-epic7-animation-gif-21519219

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-get-real-gif-21323382

[nocturne crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0wL6DXIvoc

[rose thorn]

thats pretty funny, i doubt they actually are related to the chaos gods

[wintry cloud]

This true?

[rose thorn]

thats pretty funny, i doubt they actually are related to the chaos gods

[wintry cloud]

Saw it on reddit

I haven’t even opened darktide yet ngl

Waiting for the CA reveals tomorrow

[rose thorn]

HH got paitning tips LMAO

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/6qpc8cnl/grotmas-calendar-day-3-loyalist-legion-painting-guide/

blood bowl?

i really didnt expect that greenish blue to look so good on white

[tight wigeon]

Unlikely? For starters, The Water Cartel is currently aligned with Admonition, giving them access to the people's water. Nurgle and Slaanesh aren't typically depicted as friendly, if I'm not mistaken. Who knows though? I secretly kind of want Darktide to end with all of the Rejects infected by the plague, becoming champions for Chaos.

[wintry cloud]

Ah you’re a dark power enjoyer like me

[rose thorn]

alto of buisnesses in 40k usually end up looking like like some chaos thing.

some end up as a gateway drug to chaos but eh

like the corpse guild to corpse grinder cults

[wintry cloud]

YEOO they worship the meat father!!! 🍗

[rose thorn]

crunchy skin!!!!!!!!!!!1

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-eating-the-skin-of-dead-hookers-dead-hookers-eating-gif-25260556

type beat

well, CGC are just a chaos cult in bsacially hell

but still

[wintry cloud]

Which guys?

[celest dome]

Corpse Grinder Cults

[rose thorn]

its not hive secundus its hive uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[celest dome]

The Water Cartel did work with Admonition, but they don't atm since they were backstabed

[surreal nest]

what did they expect

[rose thorn]

idk any of the companies bsiedss water cartel lmao

[celest dome]

I don't know if the Admonition made it clear that they were Chaos followers

[rose thorn]

crime groups?

[celest dome]

The other 3 are news

Gangs

[rose thorn]

oh okay lol

gangs

[celest dome]

I'm picking the Show

[surreal nest]

i like the train guys

[rose thorn]

actually, the left guy i can steal for a RT character, the right one i could def make into a gsc character

throw a cloak on Gaen

jsut need a head

[tight wigeon]

Interesting, I didn't realize that part. Still, the gang seems to have been split in half by their compliance. Still ripe with possibility, in my head cannon.

[wintry cloud]

Good ol spotify wrapped today

[rocky gale]

Think mines broke, didn't include half the songs I listen to constantly

[wintry cloud]

Nah you were under psychosis

[near wasp]

I use yt music because I pay for yt premium anyways

[spring cairn]

terrifying

[rocky gale]

Like my top genre should be hyperpop with Ennaria and Maezi666 in top 2, but Maezi isn't even in my top 5

But my top genre is instead Europop with Abba in my top 5, I like Abba but I do not listen to them regularly at all

[wintry cloud]

YOU LIKE ENNARIA??

YEOOO

[rocky gale]

Yea

Monstarrr made it into my top 5, but somehow Jealous and Insecure didnt

[rose thorn]

Btw the loyalist painting guide document fucking sucks lol

Like

Wtf

The warcom article is so much. better

[wintry cloud]

Theres memes about this grotmas being hot trash bro im dead

[rose thorn]

So far AOS has gotten huge W from it

[rocky gale]

Grotmas is lukewarm booty cheeks this year

Give me detachments or give me death

[wintry cloud]

What did aos get?

[rose thorn]

New rules for HoH, scourge of Ghyran stuff

https://assets.warhammer-community.com/eng_2-12_aos_scourge_of_ghyran_helsmiths-msvi0macd3-vp7lsxjgt3.pdf

[rocky gale]

Lame

I want Drukhari

[rose thorn]

My copium rn is that this grotmas gsc gets a data sheet (what ever 40K called warscrolls) for the brood brothers KT

[arctic talon]

We’re 3 days in how can people call it shit lol

Or would people prefer the rumor engine advent calendar

Bcs that was boring

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[rose thorn]

I am just saying that the third and first day’s were pretty bad, I am still hopeful for it lmao

[arctic talon]

The first day being lore is whatever

Third day is pretty fucking bad lol

Bcs this already exists in a better form and Is free

[rose thorn]

Not even a ‘YouTube it’ way a like, just use the citadel app way lmao

[rocky gale]

Last year we got new detachments every day

That was peak

Do that again

I want more

[rose thorn]

Tbf we’re about to get a new edition

And 40K is losing 2 armies

And a bunch of new detachments are releasing for 500 worlds

[arctic talon]

1(maybe)

[rocky gale]

More now please

[arctic talon]

Which is daemons

[rose thorn]

dw

[arctic talon]

DW exist

They’re a marine subfaction

[rose thorn]

Lmao fair

[arctic talon]

So I wouldn’t call them a full army

[rose thorn]

I don’t get why they are losing their subfaction

[arctic talon]

Their status is nebulous

[surreal nest]

What's the deal with archaon

Is there a good book on him

[arctic talon]

A lot of Kitbashing, and they’re prolly staying imo

But who fucking knows

[rose thorn]

A lot

[arctic talon]

Slaves to darkness battle tome 2nd edition/hj

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[surreal nest]

Perhaps an order of books I could listen to for his full story?

[near wasp]

isnt deathwatch the worst army

i remeber somebody saying they had bad rules and really underpreformed

[surreal nest]

I want to mass consume Slaves to Darkness books

[rose thorn]

Wait nvm I got my wires crossed, there is a lot of books around him but none of his pov. I heard spear ofthe ever chosen is realy good

It’s about his (kinda enslaved) chosen champion

[surreal nest]

Oh sorry yeah thats cool I didnt mean pov

Just like stories with him

[surreal nest]

That book has been recommended like 15 times to me

Is there another book I should read before that one or can I just blind go into it

[rose thorn]

god eater's son?

go in blind is good

[arctic talon]

Read it blindl

It’s good without the AoS elements

Unlike most warhammer books

lol

[rose thorn]

yee lmao

most aos books stand on their own luckily

[surreal nest]

Thats awesome

Ok i'll get god eater's son and abraxia thank you

[arctic talon]

Untrue 💀 smh

Or maybe my standards are too high

lol

[surreal nest]

theres so much about slaves to darkness i wanna learn 😡

i accept any and all book recommendations

[rocky gale]

Makes sense, EliteWolf, Elite standards

[arctic talon]

Ngl I have some awful standards as well

I literally can fall asleep on a floor

💀

[wintry cloud]

EEEEE ARCHAON

[vagrant fox]

sometimes a floor can be very comfortable

[surreal nest]

this dudes weird lets tase him

[wintry cloud]

Do you want his origin or just him in AoS?

[arctic talon]

Do it

[surreal nest]

give me both

[vagrant fox]

I misread that as acheran and was wondering why anyone would want to read about him

[surreal nest]

or

dealers choice

[surreal nest]

I LOVE YOU GENERIC PHOBOS CAPTAIN MODEL 15

[wintry cloud]

He has his duology by rob sanders in warhammer fantasy for his origin

His first book in AoS is the “Everchosen Battletome” which shows what he was up to before he entered the mortal realms

And then “Call of Archaon” are a bunch of short stories of warriors trying to become Varanguard. He appears multiple times in this book.

Abraxias new book once again has him in it

[surreal nest]

THANK YOU

How is the Rob Sanders duology?

[wintry cloud]

I listened to it not too long ago on audible

Its great but the books are miserable

Archaon has a pretty sad backstory

[surreal nest]

picking it up rn on audible

[near wasp]

bro sleeping on the floor isnt that bad as long as you sleep on your back

[wintry cloud]

Lmk how it goes

[rose thorn]

Redditors….

[hallow saddle]

that is bloody cringe lol

yarrick fair enough but cain....

[wet sandal]

The emperor, obviously

[rose thorn]

Eisenhorn and Cain shouldn’t be on this list lmao

[storm jungle]

Cain just gets picked because memes

im glad the series' author came out saying you shouldnt consider the books anywhere near "lore accurate" which is hilarious to make as a statement

[languid meadow]

iirc he has like actual feat without being saved by Jurgen

[arctic talon]

Where kryptmen

My goat

[languid meadow]

and still he was saved by Jurgen lmfao

[hallow saddle]

frankly i dont think even gaunt should be on the list

[arctic talon]

Yarrick is the only one who should be on it

[celest dome]

Missing a lot of Lord Solar Macharius

[hallow saddle]

like he rocks but hes a commander of a couple regiments

[arctic talon]

Then like

Fuck it put Celestine on it

Lmao

[hallow saddle]

ya, macharius etc

[arctic talon]

She’s kind of been fucking everywhere

[rose thorn]

Peak

[hallow saddle]

although macharius is history

[vagrant fox]

Where is Harlon Nayl ☝️ 🤓

[jade holly]

Isn’t Cain moreso a comedy character? Or does he have actual good morals

[languid meadow]

he has some good morals but it's still tainted by being in the imperium

like he'll do good things then go "ah yes servitors the backbone of the imperium"

[jade holly]

Tbf where else is a human gonna go in 40k besides living under the Tau (gross)

[wintry cloud]

End times for total war

The rapture is starting man

Archaon gonna blow up the game

[jade holly]

Vermintide is in the total war universe right?

[languid meadow]

it's in the warhammer fantasy universe

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

which total wars warhammer games are also in

[nocturne crest]

Is there an option for Malcador?

[storm jungle]

Malcador is my favorite version of Gobbels

[languid meadow]

would you even count Malcador as human

[arctic talon]

He’s more like himmler

Not gobbles

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

Hell they both deal in weird esoteric shit and are more ruthless then Hitler the emperor

[storm jungle]

its legit hilarious how people act like hes some nice loving grandpa

[arctic talon]

Like unironically

[storm jungle]

when hes literally space-hitler's Co Genocider

[arctic talon]

He feels like he’s meant to be himmler to the emperor

lol

Or

[storm jungle]

Nah

hes just a generic righthand man

[arctic talon]

What was that Russian NKVD head called

lol

[storm jungle]

the writers are not that self-aware lol

[storm jungle]

Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria

the guy they executed iirc

[hallow saddle]

i share a birthday with him 💀

[lament shoal]

Every time I hear Goebbels' name I remember this song https://youtu.be/pKp6uD1JAdc?si=GGeGdWDZTwh2kuIN

[storm jungle]

its hilarious because like

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/death-of-stalin-beria-simon-russell-beale-beg-plead-gif-18006779237488627367

[storm jungle]

"omg i cried when malcador got melted on the throne"

when im like

lmao bye bye fascist

[jade holly]

Why’d Malcador sit in the throne?

Did he sit on Big E’s lap?

[vagrant fox]

keep it warm for the emps ass

[rocky gale]

He was an old man and needed to sit down

[storm jungle]

to power and warm it while Big E left to give backshots to Horus

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/personabey-chef-shocked-gif-24398522

[languid meadow]

Citation issued reason: Incest mentioned

[storm jungle]

Of course.

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-gif-15403397949888856290

[jade holly]

Why work with humanity? Join the Necron empire, become a well tended to exhibit in Trazyn’s museum

Honestly I bet Trazyn has a baller 401k when you get hired

[lament shoal]

Necrons can't eat cheeseburgers so no thanks

[storm jungle]

You get frozen for eternity

[jade holly]

He did have human workers to tend to the exhibits didn’t he?

Someone needs to clean the Krork

[storm jungle]

Kinda.

he has robots that do cleaning and maintenance

he barely lets anyone walk around free

[lament shoal]

Getting safely preserved in an exhibit has gotta be some fucked up form of a life insurance benefit though right?

[wintry cloud]

Good luck even finding trazyn if you get isekai’d into 40k

[jade holly]

I mean

Compared to how else you get fucked over in 40k?

I’ll gladly become a statue

[storm jungle]

Depends. Trazyn usually doesnt care and lets most people be self-aware as they are frozen lol

its very much a horrific fate

[languid meadow]

he has human servants somewhat but it's like a single family it seems

[storm jungle]

those arent really servants

[languid meadow]

but they all have mind shackle scarabs

[storm jungle]

they are more like spies

but yeah

[arctic talon]

Trayzn intentionally putting an Ork warboss and the deathwatch Killteam sent to kill him. Right next to each other, fully aware

Is the funniest shit ever

Like they literally can hit each other

If they could move

[jade holly]

You think Trazyn has an entire diorama of the Horus Heresy in his museum?

[languid meadow]

well he did have a battle

[celest dome]

I thought the Tech Priest had to ask to have that as he wanted to continue working on stuff

[jade holly]

Bro became a calculator

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[lament shoal]

He's got this one

[languid meadow]

Actually I forgot he has a ton of shit from the horus heresy outside of that one battle

[jade holly]

Is this meant to be the death of Sanguinius?

[lament shoal]

Yeah lol

[storm jungle]

its THE first ever depiction of it using first edition models

[jade holly]

Wait

[vagrant fox]

oldass art

[jade holly]

So then is that meant to be the fucking emperor????

[languid meadow]

He has/had
Isstvan 5 diorama with marines from multiple legions
he HAD a company of horus heresy era ultramarines
and a battle diorama of Calth

[storm jungle]

Yes. Its old.

[vagrant fox]

Either late 80s or early 90s

[jade holly]

No Cadia?

[lament shoal]

Horus standing there like 🧍‍♂️

[languid meadow]

he spent reasources to make sure it didn't fall he was more focused on "saving" the planet than there to collect shit but he still did

mainly Creed

[jade holly]

They should make a Golden Throne centerpiece for the Custodes army

[lament shoal]

Creed got snatched 😭

[jade holly]

Send the geriatric skeleton into battle

[wintry cloud]

Quite the jump eh

[jade holly]

Can Space Marines and primarchs remove their armor or is it like grafted on?

[languid meadow]

they can remove it yes

[lament shoal]

They can

Chaos ones typically no tho

[jade holly]

I know Guilliman probably dies without it on, prob not

Jury’s still out

[languid meadow]

He can live without the armour of fate now iirc

[jade holly]

I really hope IW get new minis in 11e or later this year

I really wanna see Daemon Perturabo

[vagrant fox]

Somehow, just about equally goofy to me

[languid meadow]

Cool goofy at least

the other one was just goofy

[jade holly]

I want to see him just be a living breathing Daemon engine who can control a bunch of other Daemon engines

[languid meadow]

I fear the day he gets a model

because certain people will get mad and annoying

[jade holly]

We know a few things at least

He’s helmetless, pale gray skin

Fucking gigantic

Has wings, and is essentially living armor

I want to see it as a fusion of these two things

he’s probably gonna be bipedal but I think we need some more unique legged daemon primarchs

[celest dome]

Fulgrim has his snake thing

[jade holly]

Yeah

[near wasp]

i mean he wanted cawl but call talkno jutsud his way into trayzen taking creed instead

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[rocky gale]

The delusion claims another

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

[rocky gale]

Their eyes open to the truth

[plush mason]

untill Trazyn needs to fix up another exhibit and decides your arm would make a good substitute

[arctic talon]

New lore in Vagabond squad

Sky Gargants are a thing

Lol

[storm jungle]

whats a vagabond squad

[wet sandal]

I waiting for that one to be pirated finally

[wet sandal]

New aeronautica novel

[storm jungle]

oh right that novel

[rocky gale]

Squad of Valkyrie pilots

[storm jungle]

woman on the cover

[wet sandal]

kino

[storm jungle]

i can hear the screeching already

at least shes white

lmao

[wet sandal]

Thank God 🙏

[rocky gale]

I dunno, she might be latina

[storm jungle]

never forget the Avenging Son incident

genuinely cant believe that was such a huge debacle lmao

[celest dome]

Time to screenshot this and pull it out of context

[storm jungle]

DONT DO IT

[wet sandal]

Put me in the screenshot too

[arctic talon]

It’s an Aeronautica/scion book

It’s good

[wet sandal]

Sometimes I forget that you actually interact with the fandom. My condolences once again 🙏

[storm jungle]

Its horrible but thank you 💀

[rocky gale]

Damn, I've lost my folder of out of context Lore chat moments

[daring creek]

It's crazy how much of a difference that can make

[storm jungle]

Literally lol

this fandom's flippant racism never ceases to amaze me

[dapper gyro]

I don't know, the Stormtrooper book cover has a black woman in the cover, but I don't see much buzz.

[daring creek]

It genuinely feels like that one NPC meme

[dapper gyro]

I don't deny that WH, especially 40K, is very racist and sexist.

[surreal nest]

well sounds like you tried with your first statement

[daring creek]

Its feeling realer and realer each day

[rocky gale]

This is the only one I can find, damn I used to have tons for everybody

[dapper gyro]

You saved it on cloud?

[rocky gale]

Don't think so

[dapper gyro]

Hard drive corruption?

[rocky gale]

Na, think they were just on my old computer and I forgot to copy them over when I was transferring

[celest dome]

Is the old comp dead ?

[rocky gale]

Yea, trashed

Didn't hang onto it

[dapper gyro]

RIP...

[daring creek]

Zamn...

[dapper gyro]

You can try to use the file explorer then search for the file name.

[raven stone]

No Man's Land is very pog

Very 40k

[rose thorn]

i am hosting a pathfinder aos campaign, trying to decide what my first skaven bossfight should be

i was thinking clawlord or maybe a warlock? not 100% sure how strong they are

mianly asking here bc the campaign is (blantnatly) inspired by vermintide

[rose thorn]

all communities return to fandoms

[surreal nest]

I think a warlock fight would be more fun

But with skaven I wouldn't worry about power level

[tepid glacier]

Is this something bad?

[sacred ginkgo]

You wanna rephrase that

[tepid glacier]

No why should

[languid meadow]

oh alright then

[crystal forum]

when a girlfailure turns into a girlboss

my pussy is so soft today

[storm jungle]

Is racism and sexism suppose to be good?

[tepid glacier]

Not in real life, killing is bad too

[storm jungle]

I mean, isnt the 40k fandom in real life too?

[rocky gale]

The comment was about the 40k community, not the 40k setting itself

[storm jungle]

^

[tepid glacier]

Is the fandom going to kill different people just for being different

[storm jungle]

Ive seen a black templar user on twitter send sexual assault/death threats to a trans friend of mine. So yes.

[crystal forum]

can you just pre ban this person before it turns into a whole ordeal

we all know where this is going

[tepid glacier]

Do you guys think is something common or specific

[storm jungle]

I literally ban 1-2 users here weekly due to them having mask off moments

and they almost always have some space marine pfp

💀

[celest dome]

It's somewhat common, cause of the "germanic" themes of them

[misty vector]

well theres a very vocal side of the community thats hard to miss

[tepid glacier]

Well since you’re a person you probably could be subjective about specific things

[tepid glacier]

Oh if this is true sorry i was aiming for the main universe

Not the fanbase

[storm jungle]

This was two days ago.

This is subjective?

Am I being too harsh?

[crystal forum]

lmao

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

the fucking german name too

[sacred ginkgo]

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY???????

[tepid glacier]

I don’t think soo people could be very stupid, this specific case is bad

[celest dome]

Stomtrooper 💀
Cause that's the name they used in that particular german time for certain troops

[crystal forum]

and he hates poland too

literal authentic nazi

[sacred ginkgo]

To me

[celest dome]

It's like that Fallout meme, where the fans are full of Nazi, Communists...

[languid meadow]

LMFAO

[lament shoal]

He got isekai'd from 1943

[tepid glacier]

In my country people call nazi to deshumanize someone that thinks different just to stealth his point instead of try to dialogue

[languid meadow]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GwiAai1aoAAkxS8.gif

[storm jungle]

The 40k fandom is filled to the brim with nazis, racists and homophobes

ive been in it as a female fan for 13 years

i didnt imagine these people lol

[lament shoal]

She's not wrong lol

[languid meadow]

the spain incident

[celest dome]

you old

[misty vector]

i think its pretty justified with some of the people

[celest dome]

Shit, I'm at 12

[storm jungle]

Im not saying the entirety of it is btw. Im saying it just has a sidewards majority lol

[lament shoal]

I've only been in this fandom since September of last year and I've seen lots of hateful people in this community

[crystal forum]

i hate your pfp tbh

[storm jungle]

Thank you lmao

[tepid glacier]

That’s not true i think you dramatize numbers or maybe i have lucky, you could be right but i didn’t find this kind of behavior but to be honest i don’t use twitter, instagram and those things so probably i miss tons of weird comments

[crystal forum]

looks like link is about to rizz me

[celest dome]

Also, this discord is way better than most of the discords about warhammer.
Which we can thank the Wardens for

[sacred ginkgo]

When he originally messaged me the PFP was a Pokémon or smth in bdsm gear

[storm jungle]

You were very much lucky or turn a blind eye to it. Ask everyone here right now and they'll very much back up my case.

[misty vector]

oh thats bad

[tepid glacier]

When you use nazi too much the word lost his meaning

[storm jungle]

It really doesnt

only weird people make that claim

"Its just a buzzword"

[surreal nest]

Hey so if you keep getting called a nazi it means you are doing something incorrect

Ive never personally been called a nazi and im not sure how you accomplish that without sounding like a nazi

[tepid glacier]

I think this could be just a joke

[misty vector]

i think it more so shows what an alarming quantity there is of these people

[crystal forum]

can't make this shit up

[sacred ginkgo]

You really can't

[lament shoal]

Go explore online 40k communities more and you'll see them frequently

[sacred ginkgo]

Dude joins the server

First thing he does

DM me

[tepid glacier]

Probably call everyone who get away from your main way of see things could increase this number if you don’t use that word correctly

[rocky gale]

If someone becomes a Nazi because you call them a Nazi, they were already a Nazi. They just stopped pretending they weren't

[celest dome]

Since October i have reported what, 3 persons here, 1 for the n word, 1 for calling for the death of another and the last for apology to nazism

[surreal nest]

You can have an opposing view point from cultural norms without sounding like a nazi though

[crystal forum]

did the word nazi lose its meaning or are there just more blatant outspoken nazis around

[celest dome]

Little bit of both

[tepid glacier]

I don’t know if i want reading your comments i guess I’m lucky enough to have a different perspective of fanbase and don’t want to destroy it to be honest

[surreal nest]

"I dont like how my government spends my tax money" -woke

"I fucking hate welfare and I hope all people on welfare die" -broke

[celest dome]

But Social media did embolden them out and make them way more outspoken

[tepid glacier]

Deshumanizing someone is faarly easy than trying to understand what’s thinking and why

[crystal forum]

i'm not interested in understanding why somebody wants to kill the homeless

[tepid glacier]

That’s too concise

[sacred ginkgo]

Idk about you but I don't really care about understanding people who want me dead

[rocky gale]

Yea a normal person when called a Nazi, reflects on why they were called a Nazi. They don't double down and become a Nazi

[surreal nest]

If calling somebody a nazi is dehumanizing then lock me up I be dehumanizing like crazy

[misty vector]

i think the reason for homophobia and racism is just a lack of empathy, idk why we should try to consider their view when its inherently biased

[storm jungle]

Its not a joke. Idk why you are pretending like these people dont exist.

I can dig up more btw

[misty vector]

im not gonna hear someone out on why they want to gas minorities

[storm jungle]

lol

[crystal forum]

do these people forget this isn't 4chan or something holy shit

[storm jungle]

Imperium stans moment

[tepid glacier]

Now you tell me a single community without idiots

[crystal forum]

what official game server doesn't have an automod for the n word lol

[surreal nest]

Middle dude needs to get torn asunder by a pack of direwolves

[sacred ginkgo]

We have a much greater amount than usual because its a 40k product

[storm jungle]

Im not? Every community has rotten apples. 40k is way bigger thus theres more idiots.

[celest dome]

Remember all the George Floyd remarks 💀

[sacred ginkgo]

Which attracts them like vultures

[storm jungle]

Also its fascism-leaning side is way bigger than some people like to admit lol

[surreal nest]

I haven't seen a hateful person in an AoS community just saying!

[storm jungle]

AoS and WHF are great because theres no space WW2 germany

[crystal forum]

40k has the gamer community with a setting that makes them feel like they're in the right

[storm jungle]

[misty vector]

its because warhammer has this war and religious aesthetic that really attracts some of these people

[surreal nest]

Also because beastman exist

Well

[celest dome]

Every community has idiots, and every community has assholes.
But it is the job of the moderators to root and throw the assholes out

[surreal nest]

Existed

[sacred ginkgo]

Just old early gunpowder germany

[surreal nest]

Are beastmen canonically extinct

[misty vector]

dont think so

[celest dome]

Yes-ish

[misty vector]

they get little mentions in some books

[surreal nest]

I dont think these are beastmen they just seem like beast

Ogroids

[storm jungle]

This yeah. I literally had people thank me for doing what I do by kicking people like this out, its one of the only reasons I keep doing this internet ""job"" without any sort of payment lol

[celest dome]

I have thanked you quite often ebfore

[crystal forum]

want a real brain fucker? is a beastman an abhuman or a mutant?

[surreal nest]

Mutant

[storm jungle]

Mutant

[crystal forum]

why not abhuman

[celest dome]

Fantasy -> Mutant
40k -> Abhuman

[storm jungle]

Abhumans are mutants too. Its just "PG" term

[surreal nest]

Because they are a mutation

[crystal forum]

we had this conversation before

[storm jungle]

Abhuman is literally "Abnormal Human"

[sacred ginkgo]

They got relabeled

[storm jungle]

^

[sacred ginkgo]

By the imperium

[crystal forum]

but are they sanctioned

[storm jungle]

Its the same thing, just relabeled

[celest dome]

Psyker are "Abhuman", but they're not, they're mutant

[storm jungle]

thats the joke

[storm jungle]

Yes

you are an abhuman if your species is sanctioned

[misty vector]

surely the imperium would never bend the truth

[storm jungle]

thats their whole thing

[crystal forum]

all types of beastman?

[sacred ginkgo]

Not anymore

[storm jungle]

No because they are way more prejudiced against

[crystal forum]

so it depends™

[surreal nest]

Oh I thought the distinction of mutant and abhuman was like their origin

[storm jungle]

I mean no?

[surreal nest]

Like beastman arent born like that

Aren't they corrupted infants

[rocky gale]

Yea like I've been called slurs and sent death threats by people in the Warhammer community just for existing in it as a woman, mostly unprompted by people I've not even been talking to and also because I've got my pronouns in my name you would not believe the number of times I've got sent something along the lines of "Obviously you're not a real woman though, real women don't feel the need to do that". The Warhammer community has a lot of these people and they feel comfortable enough to do this shit openly in public servers and think they won't face any retaliation.

[storm jungle]

Nah yeah.

Abhuman is literally a mutant whos been deemed a "stable breed" and thus allowed to exist without need of purging but even thats hypocritical and flimsy by the Imperium

[celest dome]

They're back to sanctionned though ?
And were only open hunting season in certain sectors (hence the Vet having lines about fighting alongside some Beastmen)

[languid meadow]

I fucking love HD2 satire so much I just wish the community wasn't so annoying to be around.
the new order says the
Loyalty
Intervention
Enforcement
Squads
have stopped a bunch of protestors

[crystal forum]

ah so if they can reproduce then they're ok

[tepid glacier]

Speaking of mutants and beastman what do you guys think that secret level heretic thing was? The one that looked like a demon cause i’ve heard people calling it mutant too

[storm jungle]

Also CECOT is literally referencing the El Salvador concentration cam- I MEAN terrorist prison

[crystal forum]

so a mule is a mutant

because it cant reproduce

[storm jungle]

Its basically a super mutated sorceror

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer-40k-warhammer-horus-horus-heresy-gif-10990488926383062289

need this but for helldivers

[languid meadow]

there was one going around

[celest dome]

Deamon Prince/Princess or a Sorcerer (Look at the Gaunt Summoners)

[rocky gale]

Yea she's a Chaos Sorcerrer who's been mutated and "Ascended"

[surreal nest]

As much as I fuck with AoS they do got some butt fuck ugly models

[misty vector]

like "face the wa-" and a automaton kills them

[languid meadow]

but yeah the "face the wall" jokes are so annoying esp when you try to criticize something

[arctic talon]

Bro is from whfb

[surreal nest]

No way

[arctic talon]

the square

Yeah

AoS has a lot of those

Well used to

[crystal forum]

i face the wall because i like licking paint 🥴

[surreal nest]

Why the fuck would he get prepackaged into their new spearhead

[rocky gale]

Money

[surreal nest]

YOURE RIGHT HE IS SQUARE BASE

[arctic talon]

Because he’s their only foot chaos lord

lol

[surreal nest]

HAHAHA

[surreal nest]

You're right actually

[tepid glacier]

Are mutants get mutant by some kind of xperminets or was the warp? I’have some doubs about this specific thing and how they’re made cause i hear mutants and demons and i’m a little confused about this

[surreal nest]

Thank god I got Urkhan!

Tbh he would look fine with a helmet

[storm jungle]

Any reason. The environment, chemical spills, warp exposure, birth defects, etc.

[celest dome]

Incest

[storm jungle]

A mutant is basically a human that has a bodily abnormality, we got them today all around the world too.

[crystal forum]

or just being british

[celest dome]

That's the environment

[tepid glacier]

Oh i see, could the xenos be called mutants too?

[storm jungle]

Not really

a xenos is an alien

they arent human

[arctic talon]

No since xenos don’t have human dna

[celest dome]

No cause they're too far from humans

[arctic talon]

Aside from the leagues of votaan

[rocky gale]

Both, there are mutants who are literally just regular people born with some form of mutation either due to genetics or pollutant exposure and sometimes chaos exposure, then there's ones who start as normal people but become corrupted and mutated by the power of Chaos usually as a form of "Ascension" or "Punishment"

[arctic talon]

Who are weird

[crystal forum]

i was about to you

[surreal nest]

Yeah arent votann technically abhumans yet they are xenos labeled

[arctic talon]

Well that’s due to culture more so

[surreal nest]

Maybe they are just lame

[tepid glacier]

Could the silent sister be called mutants??

[misty vector]

its because they split off from humans a long time ago right

[crystal forum]

votaan are so modified that they're barely even human

[tepid glacier]

Or just cosmetic deformations?

[surreal nest]

Sounds like admech to me

[arctic talon]

Blanks are considered abhumans/mutants yes

[tepid glacier]

Like tentacles or more eyes

[rocky gale]

Yes, Psykers are also mutants

[arctic talon]

Your flesh is weak

[misty vector]

the emperor is a mutant too

[crystal forum]

the funny thing is we never really see xenos mutants

[tepid glacier]

Cool i didn’t know psykers were consider as mutant too

[crystal forum]

except nids

[languid meadow]

https://fxtwitter.com/totalwar/status/1996259561838113020 everyone's a fucking mutant that's how evolution works

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[arctic talon]

Well we see eldar mutants

And chaos eldar

[surreal nest]

Tbh we never even see xenos in this day and age lmfao

[rocky gale]

Anything that deviates from the baseline human is a mutant, there are just grey areas where the Imperium accepts certain kinds, some are then accepted more than others

[celest dome]

Human centric PoV
Same reason we rarely see Chaos Xenos too

[arctic talon]

SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH

[surreal nest]

15 BILLION TO ULTRAMAR

[languid meadow]

SUCH IS THE POWER OF NAGASH

[arctic talon]

Chaos eldar are the most common chaos xenos in books

Aside from rulebook lore

[misty vector]

ooh endtimes?

[crystal forum]

we do see mutant jean steelers in munda at least

[arctic talon]

The Malstrain are so messed up lol

[crystal forum]

i love them

they're so fugly

[surreal nest]

I wonder if any total war gamers are gonna be pissed off about this

[arctic talon]

TWW3 is literally during the end times

[languid meadow]

people have been asking for an endtimes dlc for a while

[surreal nest]

At least I get to see warhammer snoretsy die again

[surreal nest]

Doesn't mean it had to progress

[crystal forum]

how does that even work

[arctic talon]

Well

[crystal forum]

dont they get fucked by slaanesh

[arctic talon]

Corrupted pre fall, or are slaaneshi

[surreal nest]

Vermintide 2 is in the end times too but we won't see cataclysm!

[languid meadow]

I do know people are gonna be PISSED tomorrow

[crystal forum]

damn they're that old?

[arctic talon]

There’s a planet of khornate eldar

And there’s slaaneshi eldar mutants with wings

[languid meadow]

apparently CA is making a lego total war game (supposed leak) if it's real it will be hilarious

[arctic talon]

In the bile books

[crystal forum]

i thought the leader of deldar was the oldest eldar

[surreal nest]

If Vermintide 2 actually gets a finale that confirms the fate of the U5 im gonna be pissed

[arctic talon]

What that would go hard as hell

[misty vector]

huh weird

[arctic talon]

Urien rakarth is the oldest dark eldar

Bro was called old pre fall

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Hit an infantry block with a cannon and it just explodes into pieces

[surreal nest]

Saw some dumbass say "RTS doesnt fit the Lego style" bro didnt have a DS nor a childhood i guess!

[sacred ginkgo]

Lego is just bricks

It can do whatever

[arctic talon]

Total war Lego would go hard as hell

[crystal forum]

guy remembers when the deldar realm was just a pier with a rowboat

[arctic talon]

And I don’t even like Lego

lol

[sacred ginkgo]

Lego tide game now

[surreal nest]

This would honestly be fire lol

[misty vector]

whats lego tw gonna be though like pirates vs knights or something

[arctic talon]

There’s a drukhari saying/insult of something being dustier then rakarth

[celest dome]

Lego Total War for the Switch could be a somewhat good idea, though not sure what the narrative they could really spin out on

[crystal forum]

does he look like a skeleton now or smth

or is he still fine

[surreal nest]

No way we got 40k aliens calling fellas dusty

[arctic talon]

Nah, but he does look old as hell

[crystal forum]

being called unc by a knife ear

[surreal nest]

Im gonna scream if its for the switch 2

Who is even buying that shit

[crystal forum]

how does he live so long anyways

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/0/06/Urien_Rakarth.png/revision/latest?cb=20200411142942

This is after he fed on the collective suffering

[celest dome]

Kids/Parents for kids

[arctic talon]

On all of the districts next to the gate of khaine

[crystal forum]

damn i expected him to look more royal

[arctic talon]

And he still looks old as fuck

[arctic talon]

Best bioengineer alive

[surreal nest]

Nah that doesnt add up with my bias

[misty vector]

looks like nosferatu a bit

[arctic talon]

No one beats rakarth at biology and fleshcraft

[crystal forum]

still didnt manage to fix his spine it seems

[arctic talon]

Might be a fashion statement honestly

[crystal forum]

what about uh the emp children apothecary dude

[rocky gale]

He's basically a homeless mad scientist who creates abominations and life purely for the love of the game

[arctic talon]

He beats bile, bile got his hands on one of his academic books while he was a slave in comorroagh

And said it was far beyond anything he knows

[crystal forum]

lmao bile was a slave

i need to read his bio

[arctic talon]

Including the stuff the coven of 12 taught him

Yeah he got captured

By the coven of 12

Because they thought he was interesting

And good at flesh craft

And they wanted a party trick

Anyways he escaped and pissed them off

[crystal forum]

inspiring

[arctic talon]

[lament shoal]

"Look, the ape knows how to do fleshcraft!"

[crystal forum]

and he manages to get out of comorrah

[arctic talon]

He (might) have gotten help

[surreal nest]

Do we have any giants in 40k like big guys or gals

[arctic talon]

It’s unclear

[crystal forum]

bile did a better job than khan

[arctic talon]

There’s a tau client species but that’s it

No real lore on them

[languid meadow]

here is the supposed leak

[surreal nest]

Fake

[rocky gale]

The best part of the Coven of 12, is there are only 11 of them because one of the seats is always open incase Urien Rakarth ever wants to join them, but he doesn't because he thinks they're nerds.

[dapper gyro]

Wtf is this question...

[crystal forum]

holy shit they're literally a fanclub

[arctic talon]

Yep

Also all their wracks skin themselves alive

lol

[dapper gyro]

Thanks guy for taking care of it while I was absent.

[celest dome]

Tbf, seeing VT2's finishing mission end somewhat like Halo Reach's Lone Wolf, but having it be set around the U5 "dying/being rescued by their gods" to then later on be used to set around a VT3 in AoS

[surreal nest]

Ok im fine with that but not them dying

[celest dome]

Ok, but would that be a Total War Lego, or Lego sets about Total War

[surreal nest]

There's no way Kruber isnt a stormcast right

There's no way

[sacred ginkgo]

Kruber might just be alive

[celest dome]

Saltz being a Stormcast

[arctic talon]

Kruber, Sienna and saltz likely became stormcast

Kruber might have lived

[surreal nest]

I hope he is just happy

[arctic talon]

Via Haven as well

Along with Kerellian

[sacred ginkgo]

If the "lileath keeps the grail knights" thing isn't a halucination

[surreal nest]

Maybe the U5 did the Gotrekk strat??

[sacred ginkgo]

He is so not

[celest dome]

Kruber returning as a different faction (pls introduce Haven as a new order faction

[sacred ginkgo]

He lived

Again

[arctic talon]

If Kerellian dies then she gets stuck in slaanesh’s stomach until they made them puke them up

lol

[crystal forum]

hot?

[arctic talon]

And then her soul would get reused

For something

[sacred ginkgo]

Kruber suffered the worst fate he possibly could if he made it to haven

[arctic talon]

One of the aelf types

[celest dome]

Fishrellian

[surreal nest]

Im ngl I would go crazy for an action game featuring stormcast. Do we even have an action game for age of sigmar actually??????

[arctic talon]

Stuck with the French

[arctic talon]

Nope

[sacred ginkgo]

He outlasts all of his friends again

[surreal nest]

I guess AoS is relatively new

Comparatively

Especially with their 2.0

[arctic talon]

Kerellian may have made it into haven

[crystal forum]

space marine 2

[dapper gyro]

Isn't there post story for Keriliian?