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Tau gooners
💀 💀

lament shoal
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That shit has no meat on it btw

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But you do you ig

fathom timber
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Is there any other hot species in 40k

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Aeldari

queen laurel
fathom timber
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That I use for educational purposes

lament shoal
fathom timber
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Brood brother amogus
whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy whatthefuck_heresy

zenith remnant
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Lacrymoles, technically, but that's cheating.

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Kroot

storm jungle
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google Slaught, they are very hot too

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storm jungle
zenith remnant
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I say calling the shapeshifters hot is cheating with this name and profile picture and, somehow, I don't realize the joke until afterwards.

lament shoal
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I bet there's someone here who unironically goons to kroot, and not even the artistically anthrofied versions

storm jungle
storm jungle
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and I say this as a woman lmao

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humanoid things are usually easier to find attraction towards

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Its mostly the beak

zenith remnant
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Humans are weird and will pack bond with anything given opportunity or desperation.

storm jungle
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i was a yautja fan from Day 1

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also they got bird characteristics so i dont really think kisses are needed that much lol

lament shoal
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Baddie. No I do not care that she's bald

storm jungle
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her wide ass hips too 💀

misty vector
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Yautja mandibles arent even that bad kroot is pretty much a normal person

storm jungle
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LOL yeah

zenith remnant
storm jungle
misty vector
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Forehead kisses for my yautja bf

queen laurel
storm jungle
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its very funny

shadow plover
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just kiss sangheili like a normal person

misty vector
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Thats cute

zenith remnant
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Humans can and will grow affectionate for a rock, so nobody should be surprised we're also natural xenophiles. It's going to get fucking awkward if aliens turn out to be real one day.

storm jungle
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😭

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whats the world come to

zenith remnant
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Technically they have two lower jaws

storm jungle
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fathom timber
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Or how do we make out with them

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lament shoal
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i hope they don't look like humans too much cuz that would be boring

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but since we're peak evolution they probably do, sigh

zenith remnant
shadow plover
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yes

surreal nest
shadow plover
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the box art maybe

surreal nest
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Why do this do this shit its so confusing 🥹

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AOS or old world?

shadow plover
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there are multiple kits like this

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I remember Old World is resin

shadow plover
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in aos and 40k

surreal nest
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I know its obnoxious

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Leman russ is one of them I think

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Because a later box combined all of the varietals

shadow plover
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It's made like that so people don't have to look up somewhere which kits can be made from what boxes

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now you can just search for the one you want and you'll certainly get it

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Multi Kit yeah

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But the only thing thats confusing is the AOS and Old World

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Alot of Old World kits are resins

shadow plover
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what's confusing about that

surreal nest
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Does anybody have a picture of the box for a gargant

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I need to send to my girlfriend for my chrimas list

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Google isnt helping!

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shadow plover
shadow plover
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or maybe none

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can't recall everything

surreal nest
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Holy shit its a box of TWO?

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For 70 bucks??

fathom timber
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Dude 70 bucks is crazy

surreal nest
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Oh wait no no

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70 for one gargant I think thats an older one

fathom timber
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That even more expensive

lament shoal
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Don't listen to her

surreal nest
lament shoal
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BUY PLASIC CRACK NOW

shadow plover
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minis are the best thing about this hobby yesgryn

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dilara is lying

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its obvious she has a army on her garage

zenith remnant
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I can get entire video games for one model and I don't have to compile and texture the game by hand

fathom timber
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God I wish I was into dnd

surreal nest
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Oh my god even the aleguzzler gargant is the same kit but a different listing

zenith remnant
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Minis are not good value, and I don't make enough for anything else.

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shadow plover
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the best part is the painting part

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Yeah I think i mistook it for old world

shadow plover
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you can easily get more time/money's worth out of minis than video games chadgryn

surreal nest
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I really like playing with the minis not painting is a problem for me

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Although ngl I think im just sick of 40k and it killed my joy

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kitbashing is best

lament shoal
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I FUCKING LOVE MODELING EVEN THOUGH ITS THE REASON WHY I'M BROKE 🗣️

surreal nest
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Im so excited to start my age of sigmar journey

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Kitbash units with unique armor patterns

surreal nest
fathom timber
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Sigmar mindset

surreal nest
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Gotta get that cool ass unbroken model too

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I remember somone combined necromunda and other bits

shadow plover
queen laurel
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that's just the lack of trying

lament shoal
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But I got some today and I'm very excited to paint them this week

shadow plover
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how does one not get super glue in two month's time

storm jungle
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He sniffed it all

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dont trust him

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lament shoal
storm jungle
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im 31 years old and also dont have a license

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lol

shadow plover
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you don't have stores at a walking distance?

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are you, mayhaps, an american

lament shoal
fathom timber
storm jungle
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Hes College-Man

lament shoal
shadow plover
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Fucked up

fathom timber
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NOOOOOOOOOO UR IN COLLEGE

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Anything for plastic crack

shadow plover
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I could not live in an environment where you'd absolutely require a car to get something so basic as super glue

lament shoal
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True, we should build irl hive cities so every store is packed together and within reach

shadow plover
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you can have multimillion population cities where you can still walk to a general store anywhere you live in the city

lament shoal
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it is honestly fucked how car-centric the US is

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7/11 including

shadow plover
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I also have no driver's license, but I happen to live decently close to downtown, so it's not too bad to get stuff. I just have to call a rideshare for when I buy a bunch of groceries.

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lament shoal
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I haven't been to a 7/11 in years

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I miss slurpees

fathom timber
lament shoal
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I like ass

fathom timber
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Same

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Wanna eat canes with me

zenith remnant
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I have a McDonald's basically right down the street from my house and in five years, I've been maybe, like, 5 times.

zenith remnant
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Fast food's what's ass.

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It's not even cheap anymore.

lament shoal
fathom timber
lament shoal
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Things only went downhill from there Sitgryn

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jesus

lament shoal
fathom timber
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What was the cause of the fire in cali

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I heard natural fires via the heat

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Imagine its soo hot it can cause fires

lament shoal
# storm jungle BRUH

To make matters worse, our city mayor defunded our fire department right before it happened too :)

fathom timber
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Yeah theyre fucked for this

lament shoal
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Meanwhile on australia, there are birds causing fire to catch pray

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Fuck PGE!

zenith remnant
# zenith remnant Fast food's what's ass.

Like, look, check this; I can spend 0ver $20 on a burger and some fries and a drink from McDonald's and have a generally unsatisfying experience
OR
I can go a couple blocks down to a local burger joint that not only makes bigger, better burgers, better fries, and has better soda, it does it for just as much as McDonald's and I only end up spending more because they actually let me tip the staff.

fathom timber
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And it's a burger joint that's showed up on Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, ffs

lament shoal
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I was actually making decent money at McDonald's before my fucking governor raised the minimum wage for fast food workers

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As one might expect, raising said wage did not have the effect that it promised to have on paper

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Why not?

surreal nest
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Wait Aleguzzler gargant is also just a man crusher chaos gargant right @shadow plover

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Apologies for ping

lament shoal
# zenith remnant Why not?

It forced all the restaurants to either make mass layoffs or cuts in employee hours to compensate for the higher paychecks. Around 15,000 pizzas hut workers were fired when the law went into effect

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I got my hours cut by a lot

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Yeah, it didn't force them to do shit

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They did that for the profit margins, not neccessity and you know it

lament shoal
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Yeah "forced" lol

shadow plover
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I think check the model showcase on youtube?

lament shoal
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Whatever the case may be I still hate my governor for playing his role in that as much as I hate the company corps who wanted to save money

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I think there are TT content creators showcasing models

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They didn't want to save money, they wanted to look good on their quarterlies so the shareholders wouldn't get mad

fathom timber
zenith remnant
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No that's more likely to be me

lament shoal
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I couldn't do that

surreal nest
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Thanks

fathom timber
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I would

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I’m a dog person

zenith remnant
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Public companies are a plague and shareholders are cancer. Wall street is basically a casino for even richer, more tasteless assholes, and it's a root cause of why everything has been sucking worse and worse for decades.

lament shoal
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The nuke would kill them too lol

fathom timber
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I’m a bird person*

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and hes like

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"What the fuck is even happening in here"

lament shoal
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I saw that one lmfao

surreal nest
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CA raised the minimum wage for Healthcare so

fathom timber
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More like “if money was hell then this would be the place”

surreal nest
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Im happy

storm jungle
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the funniest part is i think it was in his junkie days and even he was like "Bro these people" lmao

surreal nest
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I make 23 dollars an hour just from that change alone

fathom timber
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I love Donald trump he’s my favorite character

surreal nest
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I was at like 16 bucks 3 years ago

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I thought CA was creative assembly

surreal nest
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LOL

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# surreal nest LOL

Legit for a split second I thought Creative Assembly opened a medical clinic

storm jungle
zenith remnant
# lament shoal Wouldn't surprise me

They could have easily eaten that loss. Hell, they could've charged an extra quarter on people's food and more than made up for it without the layoffs. It wouldn't surprise me if part of the motivation for fucking you over was just to try and send a message to the government that the companies will rather hurt people and make them look bad than pay a sustainable fucking wage.

lament shoal
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Man I love hunter the parenting. I wish England was real

fathom timber
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Ive never heard of that guy

zenith remnant
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Making you angry at your governor for trying to make them pay you more is part of their intent.

fathom timber
lament shoal
lament shoal
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Probably, he's a politician.

fathom timber
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Fuck

zenith remnant
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But I hope I made the point

lament shoal
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Its Gavin Newsom btw

lament shoal
fathom timber
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I know he a burger a butt burger

surreal nest
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Higher pay is universally awesome and companies should be held liable for their bullshit

zenith remnant
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Newsome gets some points from me for counter-trolling conservatives, but I largely feel nothing but contempt, loathing, and disgust for anyone making over six figures or holding positions of authority when it comes to my country.

fathom timber
surreal nest
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The solution is to not idolize specific politicians but support their policies

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A sneaky bomb that is coming to the White House slowly

zenith remnant
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Really wish I didn't. Really fucking wish I could love my home, but thirty years of living here has given me very few reasons to actually appreciate being American besides the tired old excuse of, "At least we don't live in X where they do Y"

surreal nest
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30

zenith remnant
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Thirty one in less than two weeks

fathom timber
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Happy early birthday

surreal nest
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GOOGLE REMIND ME IN LESS THAN 2 WEEKS I WANNA WISH THEM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

fathom timber
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I’m going back to America in less than 2 weeks

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Don't

lament shoal
surreal nest
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Do you want total war warhammer 3 for your birthday

fathom timber
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Fucked up that kids born in the 2000s can roam the internet freely...

fathom timber
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We’re not kids

surreal nest
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fathom timber
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We’re adult unfortunately

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surreal nest
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Im literally the adoring fan for jerk o matic

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KEKW_ogryn KEKW_ogryn KEKW_ogryn

Why CA released a patch to beta test then never listens to feedback

zenith remnant
fathom timber
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We need the cyberpunk approach

surreal nest
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I LOVE A NATION OF REACTIONARY OVERLY EMOTIONAL SCARED OLD PEOPLE

zenith remnant
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Can't wait for them to die.

lament shoal
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Fuck I need to go to bed, I gotta get up in like an hour

fathom timber
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Ty

fathom timber
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Virginia for the win 🏆🏆🏆

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oh right

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@surreal nest Creative Assembly iirc will post streaming times on december 1 they’re gonna reveal new games soon

fathom timber
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Pog moment

surreal nest
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I got the souldrain forest for 180 bucks on ebay Yipiee

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Please god dont be a box full of rocks!

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So so fire but fuck me I hate paying upcharges for out of print buellshit

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Oh that board is cool af

surreal nest
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IKR

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Ima get these too

rose thorn
surreal nest
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Not my name

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EVIL souldrain FOREST

rose thorn
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lmao

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the trees in the terrain are literally awakened wyldwood tho

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i didnt realize they were sold in a special set

surreal nest
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Yeah its a funny box

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Was it worth 180? Probably not. But its not like they fuckin make them anymore!

rose thorn
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warcry goes crazy,,,,,,,,

surreal nest
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IT DOES

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Im getting a gargant for warcry

rose thorn
rose thorn
surreal nest
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Thats so valid though

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What's your go to team?

rose thorn
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kamadora's blades is my current main but i plan to switch to Kurnoth's heralds

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i havent gotten a game with them yet

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i love them..........

surreal nest
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Why does underworlds go so hard

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becasue the creators are fucking insane

surreal nest
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I only have that witchhunter box and the old old starter set but oh my god

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FIRE

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i have like, 3 starter sets lmao

surreal nest
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tunnel pack? oh yeah they are gerat

valid needle
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lmao

surreal nest
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I got this team but I legit never played underworlds despite my best effort

rose thorn
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do you have dice and an underworlds 2.0 deck?

surreal nest
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I doubt it

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I have the sepuchual guard and stormcast eternals underworld set

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Probably the first one lol

hallow saddle
rose thorn
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yeah you have dice, you jsut need to ditch the spell dice in there

surreal nest
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underworlds 2.0 is amazing, you just need dice, a warband, and a dekc and you are ready to play comp

rose thorn
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It is?

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yeah

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its mostly extinct

surreal nest
rose thorn
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farstriders are quite good rn

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well

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not anymore

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but they are good

surreal nest
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How do I get my hands on the latest deck and updated rules? What box do you recommend?

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(Also tell me if there is a chaos warrior team)

rose thorn
surreal nest
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What's the name if you know?

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Isnt it like karlachs

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Wait karlach is bg3

rose thorn
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Khagra's Ravangers

surreal nest
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I was so fucking off

rose thorn
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lmao

surreal nest
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30 bucks on ebay quite good!

rose thorn
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Its in the older of the two chaos 4 boxes, but its not rare

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if it has the cards you are good to play, otherwise you will ened to buy the warbands of embergard cards

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which you will need in order ot play your wtich hunters anyway

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the warbands of embergard/spitewood is a forward port of a buncg of old warbands from 1.0 to 2.0, whcih is only really a recommend if you already own alot of warbands

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Cards included

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the 2.0?

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AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAH

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GROTMAS IS SHORT STORIES

surreal nest
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I love ebay so much

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-I say before I find out my souldrain box is just a bag of sand

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lmao

hallow saddle
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ngl this is the most embarrassing release ive seen for a long time

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fanfic marines for the tiny game 💀 💀 💀

rose thorn
hallow saddle
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the fanfic marines are a million times more cringe

rose thorn
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this is actual content for like 2/3rds of a game's playerbase

hallow saddle
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and the tiny game is ultra cringe

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it's just all so embarrassing

valid needle
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Legions imperialis?

hallow saddle
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yeah

valid needle
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Wdym fanfic marines

rose thorn
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how is it embarrassing? the marines are definetly not great but imperalis is pretty alright

rose thorn
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grotmas being a short story is fucking great tho

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and a short sotry about titus no less

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that is fanfic marine cringe

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especially with everyone hyping up for new detachments lmao

hallow saddle
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somehow it's less cringe than everything about sAtUrNiNe heresy slop micro machines

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💀

storm jungle
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Satur9 is peak

valid needle
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i hate saturnine but imperalis is pretty based game

hallow saddle
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yer I know about the exo armored marine haha

rose thorn
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it has more content then HH

storm jungle
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also people need to remember the entire reason GW went with calling htem Saturnine is because they realised they would make so much more money that way since its just how people refer to them due to misinformation

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i dont blame them id do the exact same shit lmaooo

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lmao

hallow saddle
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slop sells

storm jungle
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^

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Like how Necrons became Necrons instead of staying chaos(?)

valid needle
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I agree they should release more cataprachtii

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they should stop releasing space mariens

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/j

valid needle
storm jungle
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they were literally just chaos androids

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beep boop etc

daring creek
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Spice marins

valid needle
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Matter of fact they need to speed up space marine production because papa needs his nightlord killteam

daring creek
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Stereotyping robots like this

valid needle
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Clanker sympathiser🫵

daring creek
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This is fucked

storm jungle
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I dig giant robots

valid needle
rustic patrol
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Gav Thorpe said that the Necron were originally envisioned as the teachers of the Eldar in the brainstorm rooms, but then they went with the death robots for some reason.

Which is apparently why their later Ynnari appearance has them referencing them working together sealing daemons in the ancient past.

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its because death robots are cooler

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fr

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teachers of the eldar would be fucking stupid

daring creek
storm jungle
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pretty sure most eldar fans dont even like the old ones

daring creek
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or ork or any other old ones created xenos

valid needle
rustic patrol
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did

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Batman had to kill that guy

rose thorn
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i say orks

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yeah orls

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oka

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sorry i though ti said orruks

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LMAO

storm jungle
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THE 40K DISAPPEARED LAMO

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AHSHAHUSFAHFBH

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rustic patrol
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i ddint notice that til now

storm jungle
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wait is there peopel who like, actually dotn like necrons????????/

storm jungle
daring creek
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Same how ppl don like spoce manes

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i dont even ahte space amrines i just hate the non codex complaint mariens

daring creek
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:(

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the ones with their own codexes

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THEY HAVE NO REASON TO HAVE THEIR OWN 50 DOLLAR BOOK

daring creek
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They could like their steak well done and you'd never know.

rose thorn
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ALL THIER MINIS WOULD FIT EVERY TOHER CHAPTER

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i wsa trying ot find a reaciton image but i found this beaute

vagrant fox
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fr

daring creek
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anywya gw pls give genestealer cults a new non hero unit

storm jungle
rose thorn
daring creek
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Star Wars

rose thorn
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i hope next edition of 40k's space marine starter box is just model refreshes and not new units

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the liek, 3(?) tacticus units left

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and idk leutentit in gravis armor or some shit

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i cant spell lmao

humble shoal
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Saturnine terminators return

daring creek
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Do yall think hive scum players will eat shit on release like arby players did

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Most likely

storm jungle
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They didnt eat shit

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they were just OP

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you NIMROD

daring creek
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Omg nimrod that one green day album

rose thorn
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take your bets

daring creek
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Didn't know you were such a fan dilara..

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Time to drink monster energy at 9 in the morning

rose thorn
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hey ahs anyoen doen that dice tower thing yet? my partner is stuck on teh stikkbomb question

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on dyslexic as fuck and cnat read the wall of text

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wrong.. texgt

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there it is

daring creek
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Consider dyslexic character fonts

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its on some pamphlet

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to get the last stamp you need to find out how many stikkbombs are msising

daring creek
daring creek
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I don't know what I expected

rustic patrol
daring creek
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I'm honestly looking forward to how viable ganger will be in havoc

rose thorn
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lma

daring creek
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Being utterly immune to ranged attacks

valid needle
daring creek
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Thooouuuggggyhh

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Hm

valid needle
daring creek
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People may die running off too far

rose thorn
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this is impossibel to fucking read

rustic patrol
daring creek
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Very much so

valid needle
daring creek
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But its nice having gunners and reapers being a non issue for a good while

daring creek
hallow saddle
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also >50 dollar book

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skill issue being wrong side of the atlantic

valid needle
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Unless she means chapters with units not in the baseline codex I guess

rose thorn
daring creek
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Oh the racist guys are non codex complaint? Interesting

valid needle
rose thorn
valid needle
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In lore compliance doesn’t have any say on irl codex’s because it’s different kinds of codex. Like the main space marine codex isn’t what they mean by codex compliant.

rose thorn
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yet all of the chapters with a codex are non codex complaint, strange

valid needle
rustic patrol
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tbh, with the logic of Codex = Codex compliant chapter, then Xenos wouldn't have any Codices

hallow saddle
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ur gonna love it next year when apparently there are gonna be separate marine chapter codexes again like in 8th ed

hallow saddle
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new iron hands codex 🙏

storm jungle
rose thorn
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space marine players wanan be opressed so bad

hallow saddle
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🦾

storm jungle
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gets their own codex

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still a footnote

valid needle
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If Gw could get away with combining the codex’s they 100% would because a codex would now cost 500 poundsstaregryn

storm jungle
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Peak shit.

hallow saddle
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unfortunately true.......

storm jungle
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got yo ass

rustic patrol
rose thorn
hallow saddle
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still #1 of my heart

valid needle
rose thorn
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but these are FULL 50 DOLLAR BOOKS WITH 8 DETACHMENTS

valid needle
storm jungle
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you young'ins dont remember when GW did an entire edition by releasing PDF codexes

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then stopped

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because everyone pirated them

valid needle
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Alright hold on Maggie

storm jungle
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7th

rose thorn
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lmao

valid needle
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I’ll add up the codex of only the chapters you mentioned

rose thorn
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literally im just saying that space mariens shouldnt need 100 dollars worth of codexes

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or 250

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they can just be differnet painted space marines

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the main codex has chapter rules

valid needle
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Codex space marines = 38
Dark angels = 21.50
Black Templars = 21.50
Blood angels = 21.50
Space wolves = 21.50

124 on just 4 chapters

rose thorn
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what currency is that?

daring creek
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Hardcover?

valid needle
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British pounds

daring creek
rose thorn
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they are 60 usd and 35 usd in the US

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to play blood angels, its 100 dollars in codexes

daring creek
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Maggie are you possessed by gws hand to purchase every codex

rose thorn
daring creek
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😭

rose thorn
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I PLAY GENESTEALER CULTS

valid needle
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So yeah, seperate codex are much more cost effective for us vs a combined codex of everyone because then that means you are paying for EVERY chapter when you realistically only play one or two.

daring creek
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I thought this was a spending thing I can't lie

rose thorn
daring creek
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Anyway

rose thorn
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they dont need all this special shit

daring creek
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Moca loca monster was good

rose thorn
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for 1 chapter

valid needle
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If GW could get away with charging us for every chapter they certainly would💀

rose thorn
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literally people are ASKING FOR IT

daring creek
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Is it a drink I'd go out of may way to buy again? No. Is it my choice of energy drink? Yeah. Is it available near where I live? Nope.

rose thorn
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peopel are tricking themsleve sinto thinking their favorite chapter is unique and needs their own codex

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"salamanders need tehir own codex theya re nothing like other spac emarines"

valid needle
rose thorn
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im just saying free rules would fix all fo this and make codexes collecter pieces

valid needle
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Free rules is different

rose thorn
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that was a side shitpost

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dw

valid needle
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If it was free then I agree 100% but i doubt it will be free ever again

rose thorn
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why is this a dark angel unit, how is this any different than just being assault terminators. i really doubt giving terminators swords and shields are worth being different

valid needle
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We get the core rules for free online but I 100% expect that to be yoinked away next edition

daring creek
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The difference is that they're white and green you don't get it

rose thorn
rose thorn
valid needle
rustic patrol
valid needle
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Different stats etc

daring creek
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Different colors? 5 billion dollars

rose thorn
valid needle
rustic patrol
daring creek
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Such culture is they like a different flavor of vape

rose thorn
valid needle
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It’s just GW milking the most popular chapters ig

daring creek
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Speaking of nicotine. My grandma smokes a pack of new ports that costs 15 dollars and the pack is smaller than a fucking pack of cards

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Smokers are actually cooked

rustic patrol
valid needle
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There’s no point giving Hospitallers special units rules and better stats even though they are mini black Templars because you have the infinitely more popular black Templars to make more money off of, shit like that.

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It all comes down to what makes GW more money and how they can milk said money makers.

rose thorn
rustic patrol
daring creek
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I'm gonna need to get on another plane flight...fun...Time to abuse my father's privilege again

valid needle
daring creek
valid needle
daring creek
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Ain't they used to literally put asbestos in ciggys

valid needle
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BT for example

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Sword brethren are repackaged Bladeguard veterans

daring creek
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I wonder if the equivalent is in guardsmen masks

valid needle
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But they make more money selling a repackaged unit on top of the other unit already

daring creek
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Like how they used to be in actual gas masks

valid needle
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It’s like the new chaos lord in AoS it’s the same chaos lord but repackaged and yall ate that shit up

rose thorn
rose thorn
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The one that everyone hates?

daring creek
rose thorn
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The old as shit one

valid needle
rose thorn
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…….. the chaos sorcerer lord?

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oh

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OH HIM

rose thorn
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It’s not a chaos lord

valid needle
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Literally the same thing

rose thorn
valid needle
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Yeah so it’s the same thing as terminators and DWKs

rose thorn
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This is the chaos lord

valid needle
rose thorn
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Sorry I wa grabbing breakfast

rose thorn
rose thorn
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The dark warden is a limited time model, which if they had unique rules it would be so fucked lol

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Probably why the black library mdoels are all legends

rose thorn
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For god knows why

valid needle
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Also I didn’t mean to come off argumentative with you Maggie I’m just trying to say it’s the same across all of GW and it all comes down to what makes more money.

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They repackage Bladeguard vets as sword brethren to BT fans to make double money on essentially the same product

They repackage terminators as DWKs to DA fans to make double money on essentially the same product.

rose thorn
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Lmao ah okay sorry I’m sick as shit

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I misread what you said and have been trying to solve some riddle at the same time

celest dome
rose thorn
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I mean

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DA

valid needle
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I mean yes

humble shoal
celest dome
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Also while similar in style they're not like the same model

rose thorn
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What did DA call their blade guard again?

valid needle
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Deathwing Bladeguard use regular Bladeguard models

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It’s BT they did it to

rose thorn
valid needle
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Same with marshals and castellans

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Literally just captains and lieutenants

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But with robe

rose thorn
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What would a generic sword brethren unit be called

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Chosen of the chapter or something

daring creek
storm jungle
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arent Sword Brethren champions?

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i forgot what even is their unit designation

rose thorn
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@storm jungle hey what xeno model has a chance of getting more votes than fulgrim

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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Similar to veterans aren't they

rose thorn
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Lmao

storm jungle
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Malys im not gonna count since her model is fuck ugly

rose thorn
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I’m thinking the spider xenos?

storm jungle
rose thorn
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The fuckin

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Eldar guy

storm jungle
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"eldar guy"

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Warp Spiders you fuck

rose thorn
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Lhykix

storm jungle
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Lhykhis

rose thorn
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Ye

storm jungle
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also hes a woman

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you fuck

rose thorn
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AOS server is voting for the compound siege killzone upgrade sprue

storm jungle
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AOS can literally vote for anything

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their problem is all their models are peak

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lmao

rose thorn
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Lmao

storm jungle
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ours its like "Uhhhhh"

rose thorn
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I am stuck between the Kurnoth’s Heralds , zombie dragon, and the summons

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I’ll go Kurnoth’s heralds I gotta shoot for my faction

daring creek
storm jungle
daring creek
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@storm jungle is this you

rose thorn
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They aren’t on here

storm jungle
rose thorn
daring creek
daring creek
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You're going to your former religions hell

storm jungle
daring creek
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There will be gay camel spiders

storm jungle
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👎

rose thorn
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Everyone knows what to vote for under other games

storm jungle
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that range is peak tbh

queen laurel
rustic patrol
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This one is nice.
3 heads/faces. the number of Nurgle.

queen laurel
valid needle
valid needle
storm jungle
valid needle
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Don’t even talk about EC stupid ass fucking basic ass bitch marine I fucking hate Emperors champions.

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Crusade champion yes gains increased strength, speed and fighting skill either from Sigismunds spirit or Big E himself we don’t know but yeah let’s just give him ZERO drip and a basic ass laurel helm.

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Fuck EC, SB for life.

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They don’t even give him an iron halo either

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Who tf doesn’t have an iron halo? Even basic ass veterans get iron halos.

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Alright I’m spiralling about EC again.

rose thorn
jade holly
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People always say getting into 40k is expensive but I don’t see how tha- $200 FOR A GLORIFIED SET PIECE IN THE NECRON MONOLITH????

rustic patrol
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paints and brushes not included

arctic talon
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AoS tomorrow

arctic talon
wintry cloud
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What a lad

arctic talon
surreal nest
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Holy shit

arctic talon
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lol

surreal nest
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Its like a necron baneblade

wintry cloud
arctic talon
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It’s a necron mobile strongpoint more then a tank

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But yes

surreal nest
surreal nest
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15 billion more sacrifices and plunder to khorne.

surreal nest
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I DONT WANT TO KEEP BUYING SHIT

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Im getting chaos warrior spearhead, gorger mawpacks, a gargant, and the warhammer quest box

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STOP.

arctic talon
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💀

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It’s grotmas

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Hope your wallet survives

surreal nest
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My girlfriend's wont

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Ill be fine tho

surreal nest
rocky gale
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Yoooooo Steel rook

celest dome
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God they finaly placed pictures of the minis in the vote ❤️

valid needle
celest dome
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Voted for the Enforcer Gaunts, Lhykis and Dominator Engine

daring creek
languid meadow
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Do you think he cogitates

surreal nest
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Had to give it to him

languid meadow
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the dominator engine is so good

storm jungle
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Atatürk?

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wait nvm

versed ledge
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Wait, are the dark eldar the primary eldar population pre and post fall?

arctic talon
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Craftworlds house billions each at least

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So there’s a lot of dark eldar

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
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since one left the populace before disaster struck

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the others kept going

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Neat

storm jungle
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or whatever the name for that ethnic group is

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Steppe people i guess? idk lol

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ASIANS

arctic talon
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Central Asian I think?

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I could be wrong

storm jungle
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yeah that one

versed ledge
jade holly
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Do the Necrons have a dynasty themed after Egyptian gods?

arctic talon
storm jungle
jade holly
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So no Osiris

storm jungle
rose thorn
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Hype

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Strong post

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Wronf*

rocky gale
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I can finally get the Steel Rook

nocturne crest
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I got a dumb idea for a class. Freeblade Arminger.

nocturne crest
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Alternatively, no revive if they go down.

jade holly
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Do the Necrons have any disease based weaponry since they’d be immune to the effects?

storm jungle
jade holly
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There goes that idea

storm jungle
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Lmao

jade holly
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was gonna have a Dynasty idea themed around Sobek

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and he’s also known as a god of disease

storm jungle
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You should read like the 8th necron codex in a pdf to get an idea of how they work as a faction i think

jade holly
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Probably

storm jungle
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you cant really homebrew a faction you dont really know the essentials of

humble shoal
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My homebrew necrons have a map as their ultimate weapon

storm jungle
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Thats already a thing

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lmao

storm jungle
jade holly
storm jungle
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Celestial Orrery yep

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can blow up any celestial object in the milky way lol

jade holly
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So why not blow up where the Tyranids are leaking in from smh

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Stupid robots

storm jungle
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because that isnt a planet

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dumb-dumb

jade holly
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So just make a weapon to do that loregryn

storm jungle
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Why bother

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its not their problem

valid needle
storm jungle
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this is like saying "Why doesnt India nuke the middle east"

jade holly
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Aren’t Tyranids quite literally the biggest threat in the Necron’s eyes?

opaque coyote
# storm jungle Celestial Orrery yep

I think it's mentioned that they had multiple weapons like that but they destroyed them after the War in Heaven. For Ebil's homebrew, he could say that their dynasty secretly kept one also.

jade holly
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Like Silent King’s anyways

storm jungle
valid needle
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Tyranids can’t do shit to necrons really can they

storm jungle
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I mean they can

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its mor ethat its not worth it

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organic species offer more biomass

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attacking necrons is a wasted effort

jade holly
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Not to mention all that sweet sweet bio material going to waste

celest dome
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Necron basically don't really have any care for Tyranids, they could just slumber through and wait it out

opaque coyote
valid needle
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Find a good tomb, get a pint and wait till all this tyranid vs imperium business blow over.

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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so again same deal

queen laurel
opaque coyote
valid needle
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
jade holly
opaque coyote
nocturne crest
opaque coyote
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Well partially

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25%

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Still a Magnus tier fuck up

jade holly
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Silent King taking a casual stroll to the edge of the galaxy

Sees the Eldritch Lovecraftian level horror of the Tyranids

Immediately heads home and spams the WAKE UP button

storm jungle
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Hes also been around since 5th edition in the galaxy

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but uh people forget that a lot

jade holly
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If Tau had an existential crisis of seeing a Dreadnought older than their empire, wait until they learn about Necrons

nocturne crest
storm jungle
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Shut UP about the fucking tau dreadnaught

jade holly
opaque coyote
jade holly
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IRON HANDS HAVE IRON HANDS

storm jungle
nocturne crest
storm jungle
opaque coyote
nocturne crest
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C.A.T CLASS!

storm jungle
nocturne crest
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Calling it now, and I'm placing bets on it.

jade holly
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I’m still interested in the C’tan Void Dragon ngl

opaque coyote
nocturne crest
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So how long until we get a new model of Gulliman?

outer wave
valid needle
outer wave
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Like a Dreadnought IIC

storm jungle
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Trash

valid needle
storm jungle
outer wave
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I think it'd be cool

storm jungle
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a battlesuit can just melt an entire dreadnaught with a railgun shot

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its a waste of resources

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dreadnaughts are also like mostly ceremonial archaic warwalkers, they are in reality very impractical

outer wave
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True

valid needle
valid needle
storm jungle
storm jungle
outer wave
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Yes.

storm jungle
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a dreadnaught can just get taken out by a proper good shot lol

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its like a tank, it needs support

sacred ginkgo
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Dreadnaughts are so goofy

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All that surface area and you got 2 guns

storm jungle
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but yes

outer wave
sacred ginkgo
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Goodness gracious

outer wave
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But yeah standard are just 2 for some reason

sacred ginkgo
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Go look at a battle tech atlas those things are stuffed to bursting

jade holly
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Are these two relevant to lore at all?

storm jungle
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Yeah the yare

nocturne crest
celest dome
outer wave
nocturne crest
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Also, til that you could have a chaos army/unit with support from two gods.

jade holly
storm jungle
nocturne crest
jade holly
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Technology is a wonderful thing

celest dome
storm jungle
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Yeah but again its not really needed

outer wave
humble shoal
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What about eldar drednoughts

storm jungle
storm jungle
outer wave
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What about Tyranid dreadnoughts

storm jungle
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💀

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How about I put you in a dreadnaught

humble shoal
celest dome
outer wave
nocturne crest
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Oh.

jade holly
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I’m not sure which Necron figure to focus on more between the funny British museum guy Trazyn, Zahndrekh and Obyron, Imotehk, Orikan or The Silent King

humble shoal
# storm jungle Wraiths.

Dont insult wraiths like that, they look nothing like the abomination that is the eldar dreadnought

storm jungle
humble shoal
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Yes

storm jungle
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lame joke, next

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📢

storm jungle
celest dome
storm jungle
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They are either tragic, badass or funny

humble shoal
storm jungle
jade holly
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Trazyn’s the funniest but also the most overexposed

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Obyron is an absolute unit of a Necron

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Silent King is neat, Orikan is… Orikan

near wasp
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Necrons are all funny

jade holly
near wasp
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Twice dead king is really good

valid needle
# storm jungle Yes.

Yes, dreadnoughts when brought to battle are deadly but because of the type of warrior it takes to get put in one most dreads are left in stasis or at their barge because the chapter can’t afford to lose ancient and experienced leaders like many like Bjorn or the anchorite etc

storm jungle
nocturne crest
storm jungle
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why are you explaining to me what the fuck a dreadnaught is bruh

jade holly
valid needle
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😖

nocturne crest
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Also, do we have any Catachan skins in Darktide?

storm jungle
humble shoal