40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

Almost like i got too much i care about

WHF and AOS dont have this issue so im very jealous of them

[celest cedar]

it kills me to know I share a space with imperium are good guy weirdos bruh 😭

[near wasp]

That's why I like knights. Because there not facist they are oath bound instead. Monarchy over fascism

[storm jungle]

this message was brought to you by the royal family

(eat them)

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/markus-kruber-victor-saltzpyre-grail-knight-witch-hunter-captain-bounty-hunter-gif-13084654544333402006

[celest cedar]

I mean the Empire is a pretty elective monarchy

[valid needle]

You in the wrong franchise homie

[storm jungle]

Im really not, its the chuds that suck

ive been in this fandom than most of them have even known the setting lol

[celest cedar]

oh I remember this 😒

[storm jungle]

Also before i forget

goofy ass

[near wasp]

What

[valid needle]

Which is most of them

[dry bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/vb-gif-25663467

[storm jungle]

Its really not, again.

the chuds are just the vocal minority

the main fandom just plays the tabletop and doesnt care about anything

And I do mean anything

[celest cedar]

I know a guy who only paints minis and play tabletop yea

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically.

[celest cedar]

he shrugs at anything involving the lore.....or the chuds

[storm jungle]

People cry "woe is we" when GW does something they dont like and say the IP is dying when literally nobody gives a shit

[near wasp]

Maybe I should buy a knight for Christmas

Broooo can we get a mech fighting game with knights please

Gw I will sacrife my first born for it

[dry bluff]

Well they do care in their own way

[raven stone]

Slightly outing myself here to make a point...

There are the Imperium are the villain protagonist that I stick with nevertheless because humans type (I confess I am guilty)

Then there are the No Imperium REALLY are the good guys we should emulate IRL nutjobs.

[storm jungle]

They really dont.

they are here to buy stuff and play the game

[valid needle]

You know who pisses me off most

[storm jungle]

i dont think most of this "fandom" is aware how much tabletop players go full Big Lebowski and not care about virtually anything but having fun painting minis

[outer wave]

Worst bit is that that latter group of people dont even want to unite humanity, but just to target a few demographics that they dont like

[valid needle]

My own fandom the ones who spam “heresy” to absolutely every sentence and the ones who spam the “no little German boy don’t join the black Templars” I swear if I see that meme one more time I’m destroying my head off a wall

[outer wave]

Which not even the Emperor would've done if he could help it?

[near wasp]

Honestly I like the imperium because how blatantly evil it is. I'm generally a nice guy irl so it's nice to play an irredeemable peice of shit in a game or book

[storm jungle]

I got a black templar fan friend who literally does not interact with the wider BT fandom at all due to that exact reason.

[dry bluff]

I’ve been to Warhammer conventions here in my country and been to some 40k Reddit and discord servers and gotta say most of them are based mfs and some or most are just borderline neo-Nazis

[storm jungle]

As he put it "they are just very unfunny, obnoxious, unoriginal and overall sus"

then posted a doakes gif

[raven stone]

Overall the BT fans here are rare specimens of sane BT fans

[storm jungle]

Yes thats basically what we are talking about.

[vagrant fox]

I have a friend who doesn't really like 40k but every time he sees a black templar in any context he has a 50/50 chance of posting that and one day I'll crush his head between my hands

[storm jungle]

^

Exhibit A

90% of the BT fandom "knows" their faction from memes

[near wasp]

Honestly any time bt show up in a book I roll my eyes

[dry bluff]

Yeah when I mean based theyre they ones who cry or whine to a lot of stuff including lore changes to even price changes

[celest cedar]

yea I always say you absolutely can like them since they are the villain protag of the franchise. But Im more so referring to the ones that do unironically believe the Imperium and its ways are justified in a hostile galaxy

[valid needle]

Fr, you’ve got two kinds of BT fans,

1. Those BT fans
2. People like me and your friend who hate other BT fans

[storm jungle]

Yeh.

[jade holly]

What about Custodes and Grey Knight fans?

[raven stone]

I need to make a point that the only thing an in universe BT is good for is killing.

Otherwise it is relatively easy to trick them/drive them mad with logic bomb etc.

[storm jungle]

Grey Knight fans are just normal and a non-factor.

Custodian fans are cool but their lore side gets extremely annoying as their faction is very much overwanked and they cry THE MOMENT a single custodian is killed by anything and never let go of it for years.

[queen laurel]

Custodes as of recently I've been quite elevated into the chudom position

[valid needle]

“Heresy! Heresy! Heresy!” Like yeah cool bro I’m trying to have a fuckin conversation here

[queen laurel]

the crash out over women was

[jade holly]

Orkz fans are winning

Like seriously

[queen laurel]

funny but not a good luck

[outer wave]

But dont you know? The galaxy belongs to the 12 year old thats terminally online and only gets their lore from AI YouTube shorts!

[jade holly]

Out of everyone, they’re winning

[storm jungle]

The ONLY annoying shit about ork fans sometimes is when they do orkspeak which gets fucking obnoxious but thats literally it. They are very nice guys and just dont take anything seriously.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-thats-me-david-noury-always-jane-there-i-am-its-me-gif-23770296

[storm jungle]

🫡

[queen laurel]

Orks fans just repeat a joke until it rots off your ears

[dry bluff]

Custodes it depends I guess because theres like a schism of whether it’s alright for fem Custodes to exist

GK players dont give a damn they just wanna kill daemons and fanboy for Draigo

[jade holly]

Smh you just don’t appreciate a good WAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH

[storm jungle]

Most custodes fans dont care either, their reaction when the reveal i nteh codex happened was:
"Yeah thats neat. Anyway this codex rules are dogshit."

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/soprano-get-the-fuck-outta-here-get-out-gif-14394588

[celest cedar]

there was a guy in #general-chat who got banned that when topics of lgbt come up he would say shit like heresy or degenerate 💀

[jade holly]

[outer wave]

Larper

[near wasp]

I don't understand why people are so against strong 9ft tall women

[raven stone]

I mean considering 40k era Marines ARE inducted pre-teens with a shoddier downgraded version of indoctrination compared to 30k legion era being part of the lore...more accurate than you think.

[misty vector]

they did it in dune and warhammer is basically dune anyway

[storm jungle]

The idea of women in higher positions of power generally scares "those" kinds of people to some degree and because transhuman women in power armor ruins the "fantasy" they have built up over the years if you want the actual psychological explanation

[outer wave]

Not a bad point, though I thought that was more space kings. Still, maybe that 12 year old thinks he'll become a thunder warrior or something

[tough haven]

They hate themselves

[tough haven]

Thats why I find space kings so funny

cause it fucking nails space marines

and the fans

[raven stone]

Because some idiots need to surround themselves with images and lore of superhuman soldiers to believe they can imagine themselves as such.

Yes that line of logic is as stupid as it sounds.

[celest cedar]

sexism too. A woman that is perceived higher or equal in status to men is considered WOKE, HERESY

[dry bluff]

Well they argue that theres already strong women in the lore anyway

But tbh for me it wont matter but the lore change is definitely strange given theres never mention of their existence ever

The 10k having women shouldve been a new addition so that nobody wouldve whined

Just make some lore that Cawl found a way for Custodes to have women now

[storm jungle]

40k has always been filled with "oh this just exists now" for over 15 years. One of the biggest retcons a few years ago was changing the entire timeline of the Indomitus Crusade after they had even published books with the original and now "wrong" dates for it.

They only take issue with this because it has girls in it.

also the way GW did it makes more sense

[queen laurel]

Warhammer fans that tend to make their opinion known are running the racism sexism Nazism perks

[storm jungle]

Cawl is already a mary sue

him changing Custodians would be way more dumb

[queen laurel]

They tend to be the loudest part of the fandom unfortunately

most people just shut up and enjoy lore or table top

[raven stone]

Lore aside - GW snuck an explanation in the Inductii supplement for HH stating the shoddier Inductii method then became the lowered standard for 40k recruitment.

Though yes, it resembling TikTok is probably more Shpess King

[celest cedar]

its the problem with the satire aspect of 40K. The ones who are being made fun of are too stupid or didnt give a fuck to care 💀

[storm jungle]

Basically lol

Helldivers 2's fandom is braindead for that reason

[jade holly]

Oh yeah isn’t he a magical “fix anything” button for the writers to justify new lore stuff?

[celest cedar]

US Marines using HD2 speech......

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah, the recent book just has him roughly "master" Necron tech which is so advanced its described as magic

[celest dome]

That would have been way less accepted and be quite a weird idea

[storm jungle]

^

acting like they always existed works better

[celest dome]

Just having them be part of the normality was very much the only way to do it without long term repercussions

[raven stone]

Basically all satire run the risk of "brain deads take it straight" TBF.

Just that Helldiver and GW both have fandoms making a large enough dent in social consciousness.

[jade holly]

Bruh

#notmyadmech

[storm jungle]

[dry bluff]

I mean it’s as ridiculous of a scenario if for example GW adds some new lore that theres actually female primarchs in the lore and just say “theyre always been there”

Either way it’s silly but the newly introduced Custodes as a improvement wouldve worked better and fit Cawl’s work

[arctic talon]

GW literally always does this lore wise

this is not new

I'm not sure why this is surprising for fucking anyone

[storm jungle]

^

[celest cedar]

me when custodes

[arctic talon]

they literally added an entire faction in 9e and went "they were always there"

lol

[raven stone]

TBF that is more quality of GW writing which, yes, has always been bad

They literally write lore as an excuse for war

[arctic talon]

Female custodes is such a nothing change

that GW adding it is fine

they literally wanted to do it originally

re: The Abnett interview

but the minis were done already

[near wasp]

Day 973 of asking for more sisters of silence

[valid needle]

At that point it’s just like ok we get it you are in the closet but can you shut up😂

[storm jungle]

Its really not that ridiculous. We had zero mention of custodian ever having to be men aside from like 3 wordings of "brotherhood", it was said as early as by some authors that the entire reason they didnt do it years ago was due to their first range model line already being shipped and to be considered for later.

Cawl's work would make it way more silly.

[arctic talon]

rip their rules in Heresy lmao

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-outside-meme-too-gif-25950526

[dry bluff]

Theres nothing really as ridiculous as that tbh before

I mean whats next The Lost Primarchs are women?

[storm jungle]

I mean yes there has been?

[arctic talon]

Wtf do you mean

adding a new faction is way more insane

[storm jungle]

GW has retconned entire factions like the necrons lol

[arctic talon]

also if we want to talk necrons

[jade holly]

Fuck you I was gonna say that joke earlier but got cold feet lmao

[arctic talon]

lol

Necrons

yeah uhhh

[near wasp]

Oldcrons are boring

[arctic talon]

we gotta retcon 5 fucking factions James

"yeah just fucking do it ward who gives as shit"

[storm jungle]

Anyone who likes Oldcrons very much is a redflag to me lol

[arctic talon]

cue the 5e newcrons

[raven stone]

Necrond Retcon was also poorly hidden in the Forgeworld books initially

[arctic talon]

which needed Eldar, Necrons, Orks, Humans and Chaos to all get a retcon

[jade holly]

Does Oldcrons just mean who they were before they became funny grumpy robots?

[raven stone]

When it hit the codices I genuinely thought writers jumped shark

[arctic talon]

They were laying it down already in those yeah

5e was like

[valid needle]

It did says sons of noble houses to be fair

[arctic talon]

holy shit

they just

did it

[arctic talon]

which was only present in one place in their dex

[storm jungle]

Like I said 2-3 wordings

which was basically nothing

it never said "THEY HAVE to be men"

[jade holly]

What’s Oldcrons?

[dry bluff]

Not an entirely new faction anyway given theyre lost and hinted to be destroyed in the lore (by the Space Wolves)

[arctic talon]

I'm not sure why people act like the custodes retcon is "big"

[wintry cloud]

Custodes conversation came back up today?

[arctic talon]

no they're completely new

[wintry cloud]

Praying for yall

[arctic talon]

Leagues of Votaan are explictly not the same Squats

lol

[arctic talon]

Generic terminators

lol

thats what oldcron lore is

[jade holly]

Leagues of Votaan are just the DRG crossover smh

[arctic talon]

they were really boring

like their whole thing is

[raven stone]

Yea Necrons used to have 0 personality

[arctic talon]

KILL ALL LIFE

SERVE THE C'TAN

Congrats

you now understand Old necrons

oh also they made pariahs in old lore

as in the pariah gene

and were all mindless slaves

lol

[valid needle]

But to also be fair, the hate is overdone like they added her and she acted exactly like a custodian? Infact I’d say the most custodian custodian we’ve ever seen. (Sacrificing planets of humans to die and being general cunts like custodes are)

[outer wave]

Pariahs are still cool

[arctic talon]

Pariah's are cool

[raven stone]

As weird as it is I wish Newcrons kept that, the whole kidnap humans for it thing is genuinely interesting.

[storm jungle]

Oldcrons were the Necrons we have now but they had zero personality and all were just slaves to the still living C'tan. Now at first this was cool to people right, but then they realised this is boring as fuck because none of the tombworlds got any personality, character, motivaitons etc aka literally the entire reason people buy plastic minis to make them their own yeah?

With the 5th edition update Matt Ward came in and changed all of that, keeping the necron armies the same but now giving the race actual individuality and assigning "royals" to the Dynasties who actually got functioning brains/personalities due to being bluebloods following the biotransference and all just ruling their sub-factions in ways they saw fit, and the C'tan were retconned to be shattered with everyone just having shards of them imprisoned in tessearch labtrinths which is a tabletop unit to be used as WMDs

[dry bluff]

Still a very strong argument tbf

[near wasp]

Tithes episode is so fucking good.

[storm jungle]

Its really not

again

It never said "female custodes cannot exist"

[arctic talon]

okay but my point that acting like female Custodes is some massive paradigm shift when GW themselves said that they wanted to do them is stupid

[storm jungle]

ala Space Marines

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

custodes aren't even 10 years old

in their current iteration

like

[storm jungle]

They were always gonna happen lol

[arctic talon]

^

it was just a question of when

[storm jungle]

Yeah exactly

[dry bluff]

Well they can do them but they just went lazy and said they always existed

[arctic talon]

And the answer is now because Custodes are getting a range refresh

[storm jungle]

Its really not lazy

[arctic talon]

Its not lazy though

[storm jungle]

your argument ironically is worse

"Cawl did it"

lol

[arctic talon]

was the lore shoved in roughly, yeah I guess? but like thats not anything unique

lol

[storm jungle]

Yeah now nobody really cares about it.

[arctic talon]

Its nothing different from GW pre 8e

to just go

[dry bluff]

They just existed is not lazy wow

[storm jungle]

I mean its not.

[wintry cloud]

The animation they did sure as hell wasn’t lazy

[storm jungle]

^

there was a clear effort to introduce them into the setting

its very much not lazy

[jade holly]

What’s up my brothers of the Emperor Cawl back it again. I just perfectly reengineered Necron tech and now I can make female Marines can we get a w in chat for how good I am?

[arctic talon]

yeah uh these actually still exist

[dry bluff]

Well the lore is

[arctic talon]

randomly

and ujust exist

[raven stone]

I mean, the quality and choice of retcon as a method is bad, yes, but that does not prevent Female Custodes from being added per se.

[storm jungle]

Its just semantics

[wintry cloud]

The animation is also the lore

[arctic talon]

the lore is that they exist now

[dry bluff]

Well the dex is also lore

[arctic talon]

which is a rough way of doing it

but GW always fucking does this

so like

I'm not sure what you would have them rather done

[storm jungle]

So GW also just adding random units we never heard of before into armies for the last decade is lazy too yet nobody says anything about it lol

[arctic talon]

They're not going to explain something that they want to fit in seamlessly

[jade holly]

Damn nothing for my Cawl bit smh

[dry bluff]

As new additions is better just saying

Not saying they always existed

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

New addition would be clunkier

it makes more sense that the Emperor just made anyone custodes

[daring creek]

How does a man fit in this armor

[arctic talon]

a new addition would be clunkier

and you'd get people bitching about it

[dry bluff]

Maybe

[storm jungle]

Definitely

people would still whine

[arctic talon]

the custodes process never explictly didn't work on women

and Abnett/The oldheads at black library wanted female custodes from the start

ergo

female custodes were only limited by model range

[queen laurel]

tell me how kindly would you think a custodes fan react to

THEY'RE RECRUITING WOMAN NOW?

That it's always been a thing approach is the most painless and the least likely to cause issues it's the most neutral

[arctic talon]

Literally every custodes player I know irl likes the change

lol

and thinks it should have been in from the start

[raven stone]

So beat me to a pulp if you like but why can't GW use the same excuse and say they rediscover the STC for engineering female custodes, like how all the new vehicles are implied to be rediscovered STCs

But OK joking aside, GW themselves forget this damned narrative device so...

[arctic talon]

Custodes aren't an STC

[celest dome]

And Custodes unlike SM never had lore proscribing female custodes

[arctic talon]

so that literally doesn't work

[jade holly]

Can’t wait for Cawl to be able to perfectly build forge worlds

[arctic talon]

custodes are some shit the emperor cooked up in his meth lab with his scientists

[storm jungle]

Custodes are handcrafted on a spiritual level, they arent STCs

[queen laurel]

a bit lame sure but

very safe?

most definitely

[raven stone]

Eh fair, just spitballin

[arctic talon]

if they wanted to add them as a "new" thing just say they found the Emperors old ass notes

in the genelabs on terra

but the custodes process didn't not work on women

so no point in this

[dry bluff]

Still better than “they always existed” when all named Custodes before are all guys

[arctic talon]

better to just add it and pretend its always been that way

[arctic talon]

"they always existed" is GW's go to method of adding shit

I'm not sure why people are surprised when they do it

[raven stone]

GW is a bit weird with their own fictional internal history, pretty much.

[arctic talon]

Before someone brings up Centurions and other things STC discoveries

[queen laurel]

yeah like this is their go to method, it's not like they still can't make creative explanations and lore

[arctic talon]

they existed pre M41.9999

so they don't count

like

they almost always have existed pre M41.9999

so GW does just go "they always existed" lol

[arctic talon]

I HAVE HEARD ALL THESE ARUGMENTS BEFORE

I CANNOT BE FREE OF THEM

except its just people shooting the shit

irl

[storm jungle]

Any argument against femtodes is just nitpicking semantics

"erm i just dont like it"

[arctic talon]

not femstodes

[storm jungle]

Too late.

[arctic talon]

this is just the same arguments

as any new thing

lol

[celest dome]

Easier to just tell them to stfu and move on

[arctic talon]

also GSC didn't exist in their modern from until 7e

[dry bluff]

I like it but just saying it’s lazy

[arctic talon]

and then GW just went "yeah they've always looked like this"

[rocky gale]

It's all lazy

[arctic talon]

"and all these vehicles have existed forever"

lol

[dry bluff]

Shouldve better lore is the point

[celest cedar]

what if we remove the men from the custodes HUH

!!!

[raven stone]

Eh, TLDR Retcons are a bad writing device, but GW does it for all things always because Fuck You, but a bad writing device should not prevent addition of new things I.e. Female Custodes.

[near wasp]

As long as we can remove females from assassins

[arctic talon]

Only mens asses now

[dry bluff]

Then GW will burn and Henry Cavill will walk away

[celest cedar]

oh I can take that

[outer wave]

Finally, peak is back!

[celest cedar]

more TIGHT suits for men

[arctic talon]

lol

The venunum and Umbral-6 have way better asses

[rocky gale]

It's just weird that GW does it all the time for everything, but people only take an issue and point out it's lazy when it's about women

[arctic talon]

then previous male assassins

[celest cedar]

because sexism

[near wasp]

I forgot this audience

[arctic talon]

the truth is the vast majority of GW's audiance doesn't even care about lore

I'd like to mention only 10% of people who buy GW shit engage in lore

and a smaller % play the wargame

lol

[dry bluff]

Well it is lazy tbh shouldve given better lore for them

They always existed but they only just showed up now and neglected before is whats it showing off

[storm jungle]

Henry Cavill walks away? I fucking hope so.

[storm jungle]

Why would they be neglected lol

[arctic talon]

literally what is with people talking about cavil like this in general lol

[raven stone]

Re-hijack the hijack, call GW out on bad writing starting from now onwards.

Why just drop Votann out of nowhere and say they always existed? Fuck knows!

Why create Primaris when Imperium is supposed to be fucked backwards stupid? Fuck knows!

[storm jungle]

again your argument is literally way worse

[near wasp]

I should commission art of a male and female stodes holding hands watching over the walls at the hive spires.

[storm jungle]

They see him as some alpha male figure

[arctic talon]

bro plays healer in WoW bro is not stereotypical Sigma Alpha male™

[celest cedar]

oh yea

heard he was problematic during witcher production

[arctic talon]

Witcher was shit

as well

lol

from what I heard

[celest dome]

Cavil is a nerd. His opinion should be discarded

[storm jungle]

I heard those too, an entire thread of it, god i really hope he turns out to be a chud.

[dry bluff]

Witcher was shit because they ruined the lore no wonder the Guy walked away anyway

[storm jungle]

Yeah we arent really talking about that

lol

[arctic talon]

idk Cavill seems fine

[storm jungle]

saying "witcher show is shit" ias like saying the sky is blue

[arctic talon]

but I know literally nothing about him

lol

[storm jungle]

Same

[near wasp]

Honestly I hope the show is good

[arctic talon]

not my problem

[storm jungle]

im just doing the doakes meme

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[arctic talon]

the 40k show will be mediocre at worse

[storm jungle]

I really hope it is

[arctic talon]

based on GW's current new content

[storm jungle]

im sick of this cult of personality around it

[arctic talon]

they have some good stuff

most of it is mediocre

[celest cedar]

yeaaa the crew seems to not have a good working experience and it made me less inclined to believe he's this super cool nerd guy 🤐

[arctic talon]

people are fucking weird about celebrty backed anything

[celest cedar]

oh nerds like him because he's ONE OF US or somethin

[arctic talon]

everyone was miserable after he left so I don't think he was the problem

lol

[celest dome]

I have no reason to expect him to have hidden dirt.
But doesn't mean his fans aren't the most obnoxious and really act like they're like him when they are definitely not.

[arctic talon]

💀

weird

[dry bluff]

It’s the celebs that make stuff happen tbf

[arctic talon]

lol

[raven stone]

I mean, time will eventually out him if he is a nasty piece of work

[arctic talon]

Neil Gaimen

💀

[outer wave]

Remember when everyone thought Elon Musk was a weird but kinda cool dude?

[arctic talon]

I never liked him

lol

[dry bluff]

Only producers tbh and writers and given How they ruined the lore it does makes sense

[arctic talon]

but yes

[storm jungle]

Its really not. They just give a boost.

[storm jungle]

We literally got no idea what goes on behind the scenes lol

"its just the producers bro trust me"

[dry bluff]

Well they can make or break a franchise tbh

[misty vector]

man feels like the days are slowing down the closer we get to tuesday

[celest dome]

Celebs often are the biggest costs and often roadblock too

[storm jungle]

Depends on the size of said franchise and IP

its not always the case buddy

[daring creek]

Uh neverwhere author?

[arctic talon]

yeah did you not hear?

lol

[raven stone]

The end of November effect, when runup to holidays are extra slow.

[vagrant fox]

He used to run a tumblr where he'd do q&as and the instant the news dropped all activity instantly stopped and it's the most guilty thing I've ever seen it was so funny

[dry bluff]

Theres already trusted insiders on it tbh

[arctic talon]

I am glad I can seperate authors from what they write

but some shit

he's written

is uh

VERY SUSPCIOUS in retrospect

[storm jungle]

"Trusted insiders"

[arctic talon]

is all I'm saying

[storm jungle]

hollywood

yeah ill pass on that lol

I very much dont think Cavill was a saint on that set considering the amount of rumors

[celest dome]

You mean the insiders that people were saying that the Amazon/GW was breaking due to the Fem custodes

[arctic talon]

I think Cavill prolly acts like your average celebrity

lol

[dry bluff]

These guys reveal stuff that are basically NDA theyre definitely reputable

[storm jungle]

^

[rocky gale]

The thing which makes me think Cavil is maybe just a normal nerdy guy is that after becoming a Celeb he dated an 18 year old (Like all male celebs do) and then after like two weeks broke up and said "Holy shit that was fucking awful, why do celebs date girls so much younger than them that was awful, I'm never doing that again"

[outer wave]

Havent heard the rumors; what are they?

[storm jungle]

Yeah, i still dont think thats how it works lol

[arctic talon]

I don't think he's some super nice guy

but I don't think he's like

an egotistical prick

[storm jungle]

Theres a lot

[dry bluff]

So what these guys talk about are definitely factual and true

Bette than the typical rumors

[celest cedar]

uuuh what happened to him again

[storm jungle]

it was mostly him doing the usual celeb shit

[arctic talon]

bro sexually assaulted and the thing the bot will smite me for typing a lot of women

[celest cedar]

oooh thats not good

[storm jungle]

So why didnt they mention stuff like Cavill also not reading the books

[dry bluff]

Like saying Cavill is a nerd or hes insufferable on set

If he was he wouldve been fired but bro walked away

[storm jungle]

compared to his co-stars

lol

[storm jungle]

Again, he admits he never even read the books tho

[arctic talon]

you can still read his books, but you'll analyze it from a different perspective with this info

lol

[storm jungle]

Jaskier's actor meanwhile read all of em

he cant be a "nerd" on a subject he doesnt even know

[celest cedar]

maybe his real source about the media is just youtube shorts

[arctic talon]

[dry bluff]

Cavill did read the books as revealed by his costars

They talk about him suggesting stuff from the books in doing certain scenes

[outer wave]

There's been ALOT of insufferable actors on set in Hollywood before; people have to put up with it. I dont know if Cavill is, he's probably just an average person, but yeah thats not how that works

[queen laurel]

He's what I would describe as a gamer nerd

someone who plays games a lot but only really is an expert on games and stuff

[celest cedar]

or for the witcher specifically just the 1st 3 games

[storm jungle]

Theres literally footage of him saying he didnt read most of the series.

[near wasp]

We can't technically encourage pirating

[arctic talon]

neat

[arctic talon]

of GW content

no?

or is it just in general lol

[near wasp]

I thought it was just in general

[arctic talon]

ah

where's my morbius gif

[near wasp]

It says any in the rules

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-fail-grenade-fail-military-gif-22979200

whatever I can't find it

[celest cedar]

rules being enforced? in this economy?

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[dry bluff]

He did read the whole series but only after he got the role

[rocky gale]

He did read the books, he hadn't read them before the role was suggested to him because he'd assumed they were just the same as the games, but he read all the books after learning they weren't and before he got accepted to play the role.

[near wasp]

I mean let's be real we ignore a lot of rules in this chat

[queen laurel]

yeah because we have a moderator actually watching us

[outer wave]

Least we dont have that one guy a few days ago that came in here wanting a bunch of us banned for discussing political talk

[queen laurel]

dilara will not hesitate to obliterate us the moment we say something out there

[near wasp]

None of us are safe

[dry bluff]

There are places to get all stuff even Warhammer Plus and BL content but well, you just gotta look hard

[near wasp]

Who

[celest dome]

We have survived for so long thst I would be surprised if we did anything to jeopardise that

[celest cedar]

The War On Woke Is Not Over.

[outer wave]

Some grey named rando

[outer wave]

I REMEMBER THAT

[near wasp]

Oh then he doesn't matter

[rocky gale]

One wrong move and

https://tenor.com/view/shark-megalodon-attack-bite-chomp-gif-886196246851029313

[dry bluff]

Ill just DM /s

[queen laurel]

Chances mistakes are low but not zero

[celest dome]

Indeed

[queen laurel]

anyway anarchist personality https://youtube.com/shorts/l8VMg7jqx64?si=0WvoiAGRT8LY9O3y

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pulcino-coltello-chick-killer-knife-gif-20663311

[dry bluff]

Theres always a way just need to look hard in the warp

[near wasp]

Lowkey had some things typed up at some discussions then went "idk if I'd get yelled at or banned for this but I'm just gonna delete this" better safe than sorry

[arctic talon]

peak

[celest dome]

As long as TWW3 doesn't have Nagash as a LH I should be safe

[dry bluff]

Bro definitely gonna be a LH /s

[celest dome]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-die-smaug-dragon-gif-14744413

[dry bluff]

Hes definitely gonna be an LL for sure

[celest cedar]

oh I love the outlaw

[arctic talon]

curse of all of the nagash end times units

lol

[celest cedar]

they added a new ogryn personality too

[dry bluff]

Just bring the The Glottkin and we good

Anyway I like that Norsca getting some lovin finally with Tides

[arctic talon]

I will commit murder for total war AoS

[queen laurel]

hey i will as well it's just gonna be awhile

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/old-boomer-history-84years-many-years-ago-gif-18534104

[celest dome]

Give me Dawn of War AoS

Though multi realm Total War would be funky

Would want that for a Grand Mythos game too

Also give me Necromunda styled AoS game

[arctic talon]

God I’d love that

I want to see the low level “scum” of Order/Chaos/Death

actually holy shit wait

Ossiarch Loan sharks

lol

[zenith remnant]

The chem grenade for Hive Scum being a tin can you pull the lid off like a pin is hysterical to me for some reason

It's the exact kind of stupid kludged together solution to a grenade I'd imagine Hive Scum with no access to any raw materials or tech besides what the upper levels throw away would do

[queen laurel]

Ard'boy mercs

[wintry cloud]

All i want in a game is to have a 100 foot tall archaon and nagash punching eachother in the middle of a colossal battlefield

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Gaen_Gorvos

[celest dome]

Tbh, I'd expect the Gangs to be "normals" from the Order alliance.
Guilders

But since Munda has Malstrain GS... could see something work out

[arctic talon]

Fair p

[storm jungle]

goes in the same tier as the Rock imo

"Its just a rock."

[near wasp]

Never gonna get over my buddy nailing a mutie with a rock and the mutie flying full force past him off the map

Ragdolls in this game are just great

[storm jungle]

Bro i swear

i look away for 1 hour

and i get a report of this guy being a political chud in genchat

HES BEEN HERE FOR A WEEK

[celest dome]

Wait Azreallane ?

[storm jungle]

Yeah lmao

had someone report him being weird about minorities

💀

[wary fulcrum]

I think they should do Warcry in the style of Wartales

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[queen laurel]

The way he was moving and talking

I'm not surprised

[arctic talon]

I want munda in AoS

Because Munda is great mechanically

lol

[wary fulcrum]

Mordheim style

I actually quite like the Mordheim video game myself

By no means is it quick

But I also think Warcry is GW’s best ruleset

[arctic talon]

Warcry is just smol AoS

[near wasp]

Bro it feels like every new person here last like a few weeks then says some unhinged shit and then gets banned

[arctic talon]

sorta

[queen laurel]

You get used to it

It's honestly kind of side effect really

[arctic talon]

I prefer AoS 3e over 4e so far

But that’s bcs my army plays like shit in 3e

lol

[wary fulcrum]

The 3 year cycle is putting me off playing at the moment, just can’t be arsed keeping up

Got about 5k each of S2D and BoK too

Points that is

[arctic talon]

Tbf if you played 3e 4e is extremely easy to pick up

[wary fulcrum]

I dread to actually work out the money for it

[arctic talon]

I’d put that around over a thousand each 💀

lol

But I’m not too sure on BoK points to $$$

[celest dome]

Not speaking of video game here

[wary fulcrum]

About 850ish, a load of the characters aren’t available any more

[wary fulcrum]

So a TT AoS Mordheim?

The game is dying for it

[celest dome]

Mordheim is more similar to Warcry and Kill Team

[wary fulcrum]

I don’t think it’s all that similar to Warcry like

Both skirmishes tbf

[celest dome]

Mordheim is mostly a combat game, Munda has quite a lot more than just combat

[plush mason]

i wish the necromunda version of it hadnt died

[celest dome]

Necromunda Underhive war ?

[plush mason]

yes

[winter pine]

Wish I could find people to play Underhive Wars with, looks like a lot of fun

[vital ginkgo]

Do the votaan squats use DAOT tech or did they develop their own stuff?

[arctic talon]

both

They have developed some unique tech

[vital ginkgo]

Also would the gene enhanced humans of the Imperium be impressive in the DAOT?

[arctic talon]

but also use DAOT stuff

[vital ginkgo]

Custodes space marines thunder warriors

[arctic talon]

Custodes yes

Marines and Thunder warriors no

Marines were impressive post age of strife though

[vital ginkgo]

Alright

[arctic talon]

Thunder warriors weren't even impressive on Terra

but they got the job done

[outer wave]

I am writing about transhumanism and the cons about having it in society

This shit is gonna get so cringe

[winter pine]

You can't skip over the fact that Astartes are just kids and teenagers conscripted into it either

[outer wave]

Oh true true

[winter pine]

Big E at the Siege of Terra wondering how turning 12 years old in seven foot tall killing machines ended so badly:

[outer wave]

Actually, how are space marines recruited? Simply abducted and indoctrinated?

[arctic talon]

Depends

on the chapter

but kidnapping is common

but sometimes they have "trials" on planets

where people send their kids to try out for it

[outer wave]

I see I see

So I can make it seem as though kidnapping is a universal practice then?

[arctic talon]

Its a very common practice

so go for it

[outer wave]

Hell yeah, thank you

[jade holly]

Iron hands be like

[arctic talon]

Iron hands ironically don't kidnap kids

they just have the kids come to them

[celest dome]

Necromunda having some Imperial Fists who just kidnap Juves

[arctic talon]

Imperial fists love kidnapping children

lol

[jade holly]

Wait isn’t there one that has whole farms or something set up or something

[celest dome]

Yes

They kidnap women and mens and put them in camps to make babies (forcibly)

[outer wave]

They lure kids?

[celest dome]

It's particularly grim

[winter pine]

I think this is the chapter based in the ghoul stars with the Temu golden throne right

[arctic talon]

There's a bunch of legends about them and their giant fortrasses drive around everywhere

[winter pine]

Death Spectres?

[arctic talon]

and yeah in essence they kinda lure kids

yeah death specters have a whole eugenics camp going on

[jade holly]

Hey kids, wanna be sick as fuck cyborgs?

[winter pine]

They've got possibly the funniest initiation trial

[arctic talon]

you literally gotta die

lol

[winter pine]

They kill you and you have to force your way back to life out of pure will and spite

[jade holly]

Please tell me Salamanders are at least humane

[winter pine]

Ultramarines just require an aspirant to pass exams I think if that counts

[jade holly]

Wait don’t Salamanders exclusively recruit from Vulkan’s home planet?

[celest dome]

Salamander often have families and they send children in, but manage to keep contact

[jade holly]

Imperial Fists be like an ADA class

Show them you know how to build something that won’t break

[arctic talon]

they hold trials

of the first founding loyalist chapters

I think only IF actively engage in kidnapping

lol

[jade holly]

How does Admech recruit?

[arctic talon]

vatgrowing

mostly

[jade holly]

Damn

That’s boring

[arctic talon]

Its rare they'll recruit someone who didn't grow up

within the system

vatgrown children can be destined for a few paths

based on how they do in tests

Skitarii
tech priest
servitor recycled
overseers

[winter pine]

There's a story of a factory worker getting kidnapped and press ganged into slaving on a Mechanicus ship iirc

[arctic talon]

the mechanicus just enslaves menials

yeah

the mechanicus loves slavery

[winter pine]

Average 40k faction

[jade holly]

Doesn’t literally every faction in 40k do that.

[winter pine]

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE SLAVERY

[arctic talon]

Craftworld Eldar don't

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

Tau have prison slavery

if you count that

but not chatel style slavery

[jade holly]

T’au basically have systemic slavery through their caste system no?

[arctic talon]

Leagues of Votaan also don't have slavery

[arctic talon]

there's no slave caste(ironically) but you do just get stuck in a dead end job often

so sorta

[jade holly]

Is it Tau or T’au?

[arctic talon]

either or

T'au is more formal

Tau is more casual

[jade holly]

The only Tau I know of is Farsight

[winter pine]

I'm learning about that set of twins because GW can't help dropping Alpha Legion hints about them

[arctic talon]

anyways everyone has slavery aside from the leagus of votaan and craftworld eldar

[arctic talon]

well they didn't come out of nowhere

[jade holly]

Alpha Legion is more correctly labeled “Renegade” chapter than loyalist or chaos right?

[arctic talon]

nah

they're mostly chaosy

there's a few that aren't

but a large majority of them are chaosy

The Tau Twins were bodyguards for a tau commander

who died to a genestealer

patriarch

[jade holly]

I like the idea that they are the most secretive group, you know they exist but you can’t properly tell if they’re for or against the Imperium

But yeah they’re mostly just chaos sneaky bois

I wanna see them partake in more espionage, sabotage, mind games and whatnot

[rocky gale]

They're not twins, they're bondmates

They're married

[arctic talon]

tau polyamory.exe

[arctic talon]

is your pfp maddie in a fucking mcdonalds uniform lol

[jade holly]

He was a Water caste, she was a Fire caste ahh story

[rocky gale]

Yes

Welcome to McMaddies

[arctic talon]

no mixing castes

smh

[jade holly]

Give me a faction of Space Marines that are just this. No head, crave only battle

[arctic talon]

do you think the noxians had to import all this sandstone from shurima

[opaque coyote]

Is that even allowed?

[arctic talon]

for their Shuriman District™

[opaque coyote]

Like unironically

[arctic talon]

bondmates are basicially that

for the Tau so yes

no reproduction though

[opaque coyote]

Officially better than the Imp

[arctic talon]

you need to go to the ethereals for that

lol

[opaque coyote]

nvm

[arctic talon]

also there's some weird blood ritual shit so YMMV

its only a thing for the fire and air caste

its a military thing

[rocky gale]

Yea the story behind those two is they were in a triple bond and their third got killed, so the two of them went sicko mode

[arctic talon]

It used to be an upgrade back in 3e

you could purchase for a squad lol

[jade holly]

Tau soldiers when I tell the funny green fungus that they enjoy a good waagh

[opaque coyote]

Water Caste staring at the bondmate orgy with blood (they have condoms on so it is etheral approved)

[opaque coyote]

Said funguys quickly realize that the T'au aren't fun because they keep shooting from a distance

(at least their weapons make good dakka)

[jade holly]

What faction is the most “dive” heavy

[opaque coyote]

Imperium probably

I mean

The Sms

alone

[jade holly]

As in they just fucking floor it into the enemy’s backline

White Scars?

[opaque coyote]

hit and run

Deldar also count if that's the critera

[jade holly]

Tau vs DG would be like watching Zoners fight grapplers in a fighting game

When the DG get close, that’s it

[opaque coyote]

Problem is that the DG needs to get close

[jade holly]

And so it goes

[opaque coyote]

So it's a 50/50

[arctic talon]

Define dive

[jade holly]

A tale as old as time

[arctic talon]

Like go in hard?

[jade holly]

Headlong charge into enemy backline

[arctic talon]

Drukhari

Lmao

[jade holly]

No brakes, only gas

[opaque coyote]

Deldar

Like

[arctic talon]

Deldar

[opaque coyote]

Actually just Deldar

[arctic talon]

real space raids are a vacation

Not a battle

Well they’re a battle

But who gives a shit

[opaque coyote]

They also really want to steal people

Unless if they're like

succubi

then they just want to kill

[jade holly]

Do DG have the slowest movement of any group on the tabletop?

[arctic talon]

No

Nurgle daemons slower

[opaque coyote]

I think canonically DG are actually fast

unsure on the actual table top

[arctic talon]

DG are fast for how disgusting they are

[jade holly]

Just compared to other Space marines they’re slow as Hell

[opaque coyote]

But DG still have their speed

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

whgich is

[arctic talon]

But yes they can sprint at you

Which is as horrifying as it sounds

[opaque coyote]

terrifying to imagine a DG fucking running after you like this

[storm jungle]

Late but

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Slave

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fredbear-five-nights-at-freddy's-jumpscare-run-gif-13385879350381263603

POV You are fighting a Deathguard

[arctic talon]

They have a rule in the tabletop where they always have a minimum advance distance because

Slow and steady

Though in this case it would be

Surprisingly fast and steady

lol

[jade holly]

That gif was kinda worrying me the more I looked at it actually

I’m prob just paranoid but still

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine 90% of the time, DG just do like

speedwalking

or just regular walking

[arctic talon]

They prefer going slower

[opaque coyote]

taking their time

[jade holly]

Approaches at a moderately intimidating pace

[opaque coyote]

enjoying the flowers (that are dying from their presence)

yk

[jade holly]

You’ll smell a DG before you see em

Honestly they’ll prob kill you way before they reach you

[opaque coyote]

tbf if you're smelling one you're probably gonna die

nurgle moment

[jade holly]

Just because they’re a walking aura of like 100 Bubonic Plagues

And something Nurgle found between his toes

[opaque coyote]

I like to imagine the Death Guard only actually use their full old SM speed

when there's something dangerous

[arctic talon]

Anyways drukhari are the faction that love to blow past everything

They used to be the only faction who could use aircraft underground

lol

[jade holly]

So Drukhari vs Tau would be an always bet on Drukhari thing?

[arctic talon]

But we lost underground rules in 5e

[opaque coyote]

It is why I believe that the Khan just has a cabal somewhere.

[arctic talon]

The tau would not have a good time

But most people don’t against the drukhari

lol

The drukhari love speed

They love drugs

[jade holly]

Tau: We have railguns and can snipe you from so far away you can’t hope to reach us in time.

Drukhari: Fuck it, we ball

[arctic talon]

And they love suffering

[arctic talon]

Tbf they can teleport right on top of a gun line of they want

[opaque coyote]

Deldar and White Scars battle would be fucking awesome

[arctic talon]

Drukhari don’t use webway gates

They use portable little pads

That project a big ass horrifying void

[opaque coyote]

like it's basically just Mario Kart except deadlier

[arctic talon]

That lets them pour out of it

En mass

[opaque coyote]

...

40k kart would be fun

[jade holly]

Imperial Fists vs DG

[opaque coyote]

actually

[jade holly]

The ultimate slug paced match

[jade holly]

The commissar riding in a Leman Russ or whatever the big tank is smacking people with his chainsword

[arctic talon]

Official art

[jade holly]

Now I see how White Scars vs DG is a rivalry

[opaque coyote]

Deldar(Eldar), White Scars(SMs), Attlian Rough Riders (Guardsman), Ork Warbikers (Orks), idk what would be for Tyranids though

[jade holly]

A fucking Kriegsman riding a fucking horse alongside all the vehicles lmao

[lament shoal]

If there's any chapter the deldar have a rivalry with, its the salamanders

There's a long and bloody history between them

[jade holly]

Who’s the Salamanders CSM rival?

[arctic talon]

During the heresy? N/A

They got fucked

lol

They sat most of the war out

So I guess iron warriors

Since they crippled the sallies

[lament shoal]

The Dragon Warriors in 40k but they haven't shown up since the invasion of Nocturne

[jade holly]

I know these:
BA vs WE
EC vs IG
IW vs IF
WS vs DG
UM vs WB(?)

Oh yeah and RG vs NL

[arctic talon]

NL and DA

Fought way more

[jade holly]

Really?

[arctic talon]

RG fought SoH a lot

Yes

NL and DA have 2 whole campaigns of murdering each other

[jade holly]

Is the Black Legion SoH or are they just the generic dump of guys?

[arctic talon]

Black Legion are the sons of horus

Sorta

Abbadon expanded

It’s not just Sons of horus now

It’s anyone who wants to fight the long war

[lament shoal]

They're treated as the chaos version of ultramarines in marketing tho lol

[jade holly]

If I had a nickel for everytime a guy named Abbadon went evil from being associated with holy stuff, I’d have two nickels

Or was Abbadon always chaos in 40k?

[arctic talon]

Nah

He was a loyalist

[outer wave]

Do you guys know if within hive cities, genetic enhancement is something kinda rampant amongst certain groups?

[arctic talon]

He fell into chaosy stuff late heresy

[jade holly]

So yeah the. I’d have two nickels

[arctic talon]

Some gangs

[jade holly]

The other one is in Darksiders

[arctic talon]

Nobles

[jade holly]

I cannot wait for Darksiders 4

[outer wave]

House Goliath I can think of, maybe Escher

[jade holly]

I’m so fucking excited

[arctic talon]

Goliath and Escher both are rampant drug abuse and genemodding

[celest dome]

Delague maybe

[arctic talon]

Escher juves getting to ignore morale due to them being drugged to the gills is hilarious

[jade holly]

I still really hope the official model for Daemon Perty is something like this

Whenever they give us an official model

[arctic talon]

Or horrifying

Pick one

Considering juves aren’t adults often

[celest dome]

Nah funny

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that most still under the label "sons of horus" either joined under abaddon

or were just

[arctic talon]

But yeah they don’t get the bonus to Cool

If one of your gangers is smoking

[opaque coyote]

beaten to death because everybody was angry that they lost

[arctic talon]

Bcs all the “little sisters” are spaced out of their mind

[jade holly]

Which CSM chapter would fuck you over the least if you joined them?

[arctic talon]

Black legion if you’re a marine

Red corsairs

[jade holly]

Nurgle and Slaanesh are immediate fuck nos for sure

[arctic talon]

For the major legions/warbands

[opaque coyote]

ignoring the fact that arguably angron fucked the whole Heresy up for the Traitors in my opinion

[arctic talon]

Red corsairs are

Super open

Hell you don’t even need to worship chaos to join

Just don’t start shit

[jade holly]

Honestly sometimes I understand Perty’s frustrations given what he’s working with

[arctic talon]

What you need to have is

Hate the imperium

Love Money

Love slaves

[opaque coyote]

If you're an SM, Black Templars, Red Corsairs, or Nurgle.

[arctic talon]

And love empire building

lol

[opaque coyote]

Nurgle would fuck you up physically

[jade holly]

BT is chaos?

[arctic talon]

No

[opaque coyote]

but hey you'd be semi-chill

[arctic talon]

I think they meant black legion lol

[opaque coyote]

Sorry I mean Black Legion

fucking

[arctic talon]

Black legion are marine supremacists

[opaque coyote]

black x

[arctic talon]

Red corsairs aren’t

[jade holly]

Bah BT fans are basically chaos in disguise

[arctic talon]

Despite Huron being ZE MARINES ARE ZE SUPERIOR RACE

Originally

He changed

After getting half his body blown up

[jade holly]

I’d prob join Iron Warriors cause why not go all the way with machines ya know?

[arctic talon]

Huron is hilarious

[jade holly]

plus you get some cool funky weapons

[arctic talon]

Bro just loves money and power

Fuck the long war

[opaque coyote]

If you're baseline

uhhhhhhh

[arctic talon]

Fuck the imperium

Red corsairs

lol

You have actual upward mobility socially

Huron has mortals on his “war” councils

[opaque coyote]

"What type of brain cancer would you want?"

[arctic talon]

And by war council

I mean

“WHO ARE WE STEALING SHIT FROM TODAY”

[winter pine]

tbh if I had to be any race in 40k I'd be hoping and praying to be an Ork

[arctic talon]

Huron also doesn’t trust his CSM subordinates to run shit mostly

lol

[misty vector]

Sail the seven seas huron 🫡

[jade holly]

We got:

Uber cancer

Kinky cancer

Angry cancer

Crazy cancer

[arctic talon]

So he delegates to mortals

Often

This leads to mortals holding a lot of soft power

Even if they can’t punch someone’s head off

[jade holly]

Chaos undivided? Just cancer

[jade holly]

Orks do be the only ones winning truly

and I guess Necrons too when they all wake up

[arctic talon]

The red corsairs armory and main forge are run by the astral claws former master of the forge, 3 Tech priests who went traitor with Huron, and some random fucking person who was an overseer onboard a ship they stole

This isn’t a joke

Turns out she was really good at abusing slaves to work harder

Therefore Huron gave her a job

Which is to abuse slaves forever

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/d/d7/Huron_Blackheart.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200701184356

[jade holly]

So she got the role of middle management

[arctic talon]

Nah, she’s upper management

She just likes act like a middle manager

And also abuse middle managers

Anyways Huron’s little chaos empire has been spreading slowly

[jade holly]

Alpha Legion has one major requirement

Be bald

[arctic talon]

Not even lol

For csm

[jade holly]

What was that shitpost meme for Alpha legion tabletop again?

The Alpharius gambit?

No it was how field Alpharius

[winter pine]

I love the Alpha Legion being composed of guys who think they're the smartest motherfuckers to ever wear power armor with all these schemes

[jade holly]

Yeah that’s it lmao

[arctic talon]

If you do this you’re getting punched in the face/j

[jade holly]

[arctic talon]

lol

[jade holly]

So many layers of mindgame that you wind up mindgaming yourself and Alpharius was actually the unit you sent forward as a sacrifice ploy

And now as Alpharius dies, you declare that all your units are indeed Alpharius, and that there is no Alpharius

[lament shoal]

https://youtu.be/_bKR_NH-HVQ?si=AOM6X7QhphAg3Rj4

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

My expression listening to this track lol

Jesper Kyd never misses

[storm jungle]

Be sure to check the pin in theorychat

[lament shoal]

This one?

[storm jungle]

Lmao no you dingus the one above it

#theorycrafting message

[daring creek]

I have no clue why my dad had us stay here for 5 days

We literally doing bumfuck nothing

[near wasp]

Tragic

[daring creek]

I would really LIKE to go HOME and be a NEET and CRY myself to SLEEP in my own BED.

But no. The woke left says no

We live in a society.

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-phoenix-the-joker-laughing-laugh-haha-gif-16668539833145787368

[daring creek]

Literally counting the days

I slept

And the day STILL isn't over

And we aren't leaving tomorrow

But the day after...we are!!

Thank god!!!

And it will be just as fast getting home...hopefully

I made my dad take advantage of his disability and practically skip the entire line at the TSA check point

It was basically skipping cuz there was atleast like 50 people on line dawg

30, 40? Idk

But it felt so good

[lament shoal]

THAT 80s BLADERUNNER SYNTH TOWARDS THE END OH MY GOD

[storm jungle]

peak cinema

[lament shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gachi-tired-streamer-exhausted-gif-17065203

[storm jungle]

this mfer Kyd just does not miss

[near wasp]

No he does not

Whenever the dark thoughts creep in I listen to the workout mix of darktide ost

[arctic talon]

Kyd is peak

[wintry scarab]

You didnt ping me! 😭 I had to shower in silence when instead i could have been vibing to this!

[storm jungle]

I FORGO TAAA

BUSY DAY

[wintry scarab]

I forgive... But i do not forget

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

I just listened to it on my break

[opaque coyote]

THE WOKE LEFT WANTS ME TO STUDY FOR MY FINALS!!!

EINSTEIN WAS CALLED STUPID IN COLLEG!!!! AND YET HE GENIS UWGF

THERE I

genius

yers

'aehtarhtrths

I might be going slightly crazy

https://tenor.com/view/chair-spin-manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-umamusume-agnes-tachyon-gif-15089246511517086019

[arctic talon]

he def was not called stupid in college lol

[opaque coyote]

yeah ik

just a somewhat popular misconception that i find funny

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-meme-gif-4626929404224642049

[near wasp]

I hate that I know all these horse girls

[arctic talon]

lol