40k-lore-chat

[green loom]

The goggles are quite rose tinted for me I'm afraid

[raven stone]

I don't know, it's just my inability to even date anyone since high school has been a grinding sore in my psyche

Which...OK, probably says more about me, I admit

[surreal nest]

yeah but why does it bother you

[raven stone]

My operational reality, or data I can observe, is that most of my friends are getting married left, right, and centre

It feels like I am not keeping developmental pace

[green loom]

It used to bother me until I started drawing
Now I draw twinks and avoid thinking about it

[raven stone]

It feels like I am not growing

Not maturing

[surreal nest]

there is no pace in human experience and connection that you have to match

the human experience would be boring if it came with a step by step

[raven stone]

Also also, something that is realistic and understandable, but still happens, is that once people have families

They have to prioritise them time wise

Over single friends

[celest cedar]

its fine for you to have feelings about it but I dont believe you're necessarily being left behind or something. I dont know you well enough but I dont believe you're necessarily at fault for not finding the right person and all. Relationships takes building overtime too

[raven stone]

Yea I admit I am half aware I am self imposing a very First World Problem kind of thing (I have my own roof and a stable job which provides a lot of security in the current state of the world)

It's just...I guess I could be stubborn as well. Like...the more fate tilts the odds against me, the more I feel the urge to prove it wrong?

Let's just say all the way back in high-school everyone looked at me with disgust when we played spin the bottle

And it's just...well. I feel love and marriage is the final "fuck you" to reality and fate that consistently throws my romantic odds against me.

Yea I am aware of how this has bad optics

But it is about as close as I can describe things

[celest cedar]

eeeh I dont believe you or anyone is at all fated to be anything xd

I mean thats a good thing no? you seem to be quite secure and all. I think its just you need to reshift focus tbh. Like dating apps in general imo is more for hookups than actual finding romance.

Like finding relationships (friendships or otherwise) through mutual hobbies or meeting new people when going to concerts etc is a pretty organic way. So I dont really believe in people fated to be this and that yanno

*he says this while being a chronically online guy *💀

[young pecan]

My best friend and his girlfriend of multiple years found each other on Hinge

So like the right app can work

But authentic experiences that come when you're not trying too hard are great

[celest cedar]

I will say tho Discord is pretty nice place too

[young pecan]

True

Just a little infested

Gotta nibble around the bad bits

My biggest tip for anyone trying to find a partner

Is to not try

As counter-productive as it sounds, just get outside of your shell and experience things beyond your norm

Do it for YOURSELF

Interact with people, attractive or not, without pressure on yourself

If you happen to want to talk to someone more then work it in after a little conversation

If not, it was a nice conversation

I think the most attractive thing for most people is someone who is well put-together, and passionate + confident about their interests

[celest cedar]

when the homie you trust with

is living on the other side of the planet

[tough haven]

Yeah its all about just getting experiences and learning

about yourself, about other people

[outer wave]

I find that I try not to find any relationships and people more or less think of me as a friend or some such

I like having no pressure finding a girlfriend though

[raven stone]

"GIB"
-modern gaming culture in one word 😅

[outer wave]

This is some of the most nothing news out of Genshin

Jesus

Also considering its a gacha, Im sure they get good character moments out of said quests

[arctic talon]

lol

[outer wave]

Or good by Genshin standards

[young pecan]

only good gacha is umamusume

except when it comes to the gacha part

and star rail

[outer wave]

Ive been playing Nikke, its actually pretty solid

[young pecan]

except when it comes to the late-stage gameplay part

[outer wave]

Star Rail interests me SOLELY because there's space trains and it reminds me dearly of Galaxy Express 999

Which is rad

Outside of that, I dunno

[young pecan]

I recommend Star Rail so much

It's so charming and there's clearly a lot of love put into it

I know the late game becomes very meta-oriented and stops being engaging because it's balanced around damage checks, but I'm a decent way into the story and it's consistently engaging

If you want more engagement you be slightly under leveled, if you just like grinding then over level

[outer wave]

Mmm I see I see

Again, love some of the aesthetics, but its also Mihoyo and I dunno

[young pecan]

Rules are made to be broken or something

https://tenor.com/view/gnf-georgenotfound-george-bat-baseball-bat-gif-22236951

[outer wave]

Also Id rather just focus on one gamba game, otherwise I'll literally do nothing but play games with fat anime tits

[young pecan]

I get the Mihoyo hate but you can't feel it in Star Rail

[outer wave]

I dont think you get it much in ZZZ from what I hear

Which also looks neat

[sacred ginkgo]

My obfuscated gambling game of choice

[outer wave]

Based, didnt play much after chapter 3 but its good

[sacred ginkgo]

Need to get the other two project moon titles

But also

[young pecan]

I haven't tried it but Wuthering Waves is neat

I like the combat with parries and such

Very engaging

[outer wave]

I recommend getting Lob Corp first

[sacred ginkgo]

You stopped right before the peak started

So sad

[outer wave]

Nah, the fight between Sinclair and his crazy bitch friend was pretty preem

[sacred ginkgo]

It gets better

[outer wave]

I know it does

[sacred ginkgo]

If you survive 48 stages of generic combat

[outer wave]

I havent heard much about WW, but I heard it does try copying other games a bit in some aspects

[outer wave]

I found its combat to be pretty cool

[sacred ginkgo]

Canto 4 is like 90% filler battles for some reason

[outer wave]

Bruhhh

[sacred ginkgo]

They actually let you skip it now

[outer wave]

Oh thats nice

[sacred ginkgo]

But yeah its a ton of generic battles without story for some reason

But once you get to the end you get Yi Sang's fathoms which is probably my favorite part of the game

[outer wave]

Mmm I see I see

[arctic talon]

Why did Bungie make Aunor white in the new Destiny dlc 💀

[sacred ginkgo]

I think I like it most because its after they hit their stride with writing but before they hit eternal hype moments and aura

[west pendant]

I've lived a bad life sister

[sacred ginkgo]

👍

[outer wave]

I thought their writing was pretty good from the get go, minus maybe one or two moments

[sacred ginkgo]

Canto 2:

[outer wave]

I generally havent heard of any shitty--AHHH fair

Yeah sadly Rodya's canto isnt very memorable

Like I remember her sin but yeah

[sacred ginkgo]

They work on recovering her development in 6.5 but yeah shes very incomplete right now

[outer wave]

Oh, we did get Sinclair and maracas moment

That was Canto 2 IIRC

[sacred ginkgo]

The casino is the best part of the canto

[outer wave]

Yeah it was fun

[sacred ginkgo]

The end dungeon is a bunch of lead up into her just

Rejecting character development

[outer wave]

I forgot what it was, but I dont hate the idea of her not necessarily wanting to change

Especially when it was within the first 2 chapters of the story

[sacred ginkgo]

I just thought the framing was bad

[outer wave]

Like Greg doesnt change despite canto 1

[outer wave]

Yeah thats fair

[sacred ginkgo]

Thats because canto 1 wasn't very good writing wise either

Doing too much groundwork to also cover a character in specific

Writing gets good in canto 3 then stays there

[outer wave]

Like, it'd be nice for Greg to develop out of his self depreciation, but I think its nice we still have him like that (least until we have another actual moment for him to confront)

Im going off memory so I apologize if I get details wrong

[sacred ginkgo]

I think greg might get some completion when Meursault's turn rolls around

[outer wave]

Oooh yeah that'd be cool

[sacred ginkgo]

But next is Ryoshu sooooo

Hype moments and aura continues

[outer wave]

Ryoshu definitely needs development the most ngl

From what I remember, all she does is wanna kill people and speak in anagrams

Funny but yeah

[sacred ginkgo]

You understand more about her from Uptie stories and 8.5

[outer wave]

Mmm yeah I am missing a big chunk of story

[sacred ginkgo]

You could also just understand her by going and reading Hell Screen

[outer wave]

I know of that story and its synopsis

Gives me a decent idea

[celest cedar]

the fucking contrast between her normal voice and the masculine SCUM out of nowhere

[sacred ginkgo]

She pursues the creation of the screen (in context her magnum opus or something) through excessive carnage

[arctic talon]

"brown-skinned, crooked-nosed, with intelligent eyes and a hard stare. She wore a black duster, and light armor underneath. A Warlock."

Same character btw

[celest cedar]

uncreatives when they arent creative

[arctic talon]

💀

lol

[outer wave]

I thought she was more based off the person who was asking for the artist for those awful things, since her name IIRC translates to noble or something like that

[arctic talon]

AI “artists” are so fucking stupid

It’s insane

[outer wave]

Saddest shit

[sacred ginkgo]

She is confirmed to be Yoshihide in canto 8

[outer wave]

Ohhh okay okay

Interesting she isnt called Yoshihide

[sacred ginkgo]

She gets called it by her former mentor, a capo of the thumb

(who is an absolute fucking bitch to fight holy shit)

[arctic talon]

It’s not sad, it’s pathetic

It’s pathetic how people refuse to think

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/braincell-gif-21133038

Ai mfers when they have to attempt to have a original thought

[outer wave]

Yeah, I meant sad in that context, not the "Boo hoo hoo" kinda sad

[tough haven]

(Scientifically its making them stupider)

[outer wave]

Average Lob Corp fight

[sacred ginkgo]

Chesed saving the day (somehow)

[arctic talon]

idk it just makes me angrier

lol

That there’s people like this

[outer wave]

Sadly I think it was inevitable that we'd see this level of dumb and inept make it into the every day venues of our lives

So many people on the planet + governments not bothering to teach people shit + reckless entrepreneurship or something

[opaque coyote]

Tbh it's one of the better news given that Hoyoverse is generally allergic to directly buffing characters

[outer wave]

Oh damn

[opaque coyote]

So this is essentially buffing old characters, with a catch, they have to be a certain faction

But luckily two characters are 4 stars that are both still really good

And also part of the faction

Like I said, allergic. Hoyoverse either indirectly buffs them or just doesn't

The only time they directly buffed characters in Genshin was with Zhongli, the God of what's basically the China region

And also they might or might not have been forced to by the Chinese Government

[outer wave]

LMAO

Of course they'd have to buff him

[opaque coyote]

The buffs were also obviously rushed and now he needs another buff again

[outer wave]

Thats even funnier

Christ dude

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf 4 years is a good run

HSR is in an even worse state

I love powercreep

Whoever says HSR is the most F2p friendly should be fucking smacked with a sledgehammer

It dead ass is not

[outer wave]

What's HSR again?

[opaque coyote]

Honkai Star Rail

[outer wave]

Ahh okay okay

[opaque coyote]

Great game with interesting lore

[outer wave]

The only other gacha I know that has a similar acronym is HBR

Heaven Burns Red

[opaque coyote]

Unfortunately it is suffering from a disease known as powercreep

And

God it gets bad

Genshin took around 3 years for any noticeable signs of powercreep

HSR barely lasted 1

[outer wave]

Yeah Leggy was mentioning how late game gets pretty meta-game intensive

[opaque coyote]

That is true

If you don't have a good enough wheelchair, you aren't clearing with older DPS's

[dapper gyro]

How do you guys enjoy gatcha games?

Explain to this boomer

[opaque coyote]

Good story, fun gameplay, not throwing money on the screen like an idiot because you don't need to

[outer wave]

^

Also big tiddies

I play Nikke and I enjoy it for the big fat tiddies

Also the story isnt half bad

[opaque coyote]

Nikke was a bit too much for me

Immediately got introduced with ass jiggling

Then having to shoot somebody in the head Commissar style

And then back to ass jiggling

[wet sandal]

Cinema

[outer wave]

Yeaaaah

Its funny

[dapper gyro]

I see.

I always enjoy the more realistic style of games.

Design I mean

[opaque coyote]

HSR is a funny game lore wise because the only thing that prevents it from becoming Grimdark in tone is generally the fact that our characters are literally just goofy ahh idiots

[outer wave]

All I know who's in HSR is child with robot, woman named after March 6th, and a priest that a friend of mine loves

[opaque coyote]

Clara, March 7th, and uhhhh...

Uhhh

[outer wave]

I forgot his name

[opaque coyote]

Sunday

[outer wave]

Probably that

[opaque coyote]

But yeah, some of the lore can get disturbing.

Like how there's casually just the equivalent of Chaos Gods around

Except less evil and more so actually embodying their concepts

You hear that Slaanesh?

[opaque coyote]

Well some of them, others are just evil

Or just don't care

[outer wave]

I know there's that nature goddess woman that's kinda hot but also is compared to Nurgle

She's cool

[opaque coyote]

She basically gives people immortality

It turns out that immortality has side effects

Also some of the abundance races are uh

Crazy

The Borisin in particular are one of my favorites

Because their ships are literally made of flesh

Into a living creature with several brains acting as the way to pilot

And needing to fuel with more dead bodies

And sometimes it just takes an unlucky soldier as a snack

[outer wave]

Thats pretty metal

[opaque coyote]

And also the Borisin and Foxians are related species wise.

Which is funny but also kinda fucked up. The closest analogue I could make is neanderthals enslaving homo sapiens

And there's also a group of Foxians so fucking crazy that they became a Borisin clan... after killing every Borisin who originally was a part of it

And the guide for fighting Borisin states that if you ever fight one of the Foxian clan ones. To never let yourself get captured alive, and save a bullet for yourself

[outer wave]

Wow that's pretty dark for a Mihoyo game

[opaque coyote]

Basically they're Deldar

[opaque coyote]

Hoyoverse games are always dark underneath the surface

Child sacrifice

Child sacrifice again

Somebody escaping from who's basically the Dr. Mengele equivalent of Genshin

Murdering an entire tribe of people

Genocide

More genocide

There's a lot of genocide

The most recent AQ for Genshin has genocide

Idk how they get away with this type of shit and yet they can't show people getting gored

China is fucking weird

[outer wave]

China is strange that they can talk about these topics, yet dont like showing skeletons

[dire loom]

BASED

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also the funny part is that the way we know this is primarily from a lore doc

about an ex-soldier turned cook

Apparently after she crashlanded the flesh ship due to it digesting itself as a result of a lack of fuel.

She decided to try and cook parts of said ship.

...

Apparently it tasted like chicken

Need I remind you that the ship is made from a combination of foxian (aka humans with fox ears) slaves, some "weak borisin", some random humans, random animals, etc.

[dapper gyro]

Cannibalism is tight.

[opaque coyote]

She also is literally just a random NPC now that owns a food cart.

[dire loom]

Don't tell anyone, but I think that's based.

Gotta do what you gotta do to survive. Not saying it's a good thing or okay etc.

[opaque coyote]

• Flesh Tearers

[dire loom]

Just in terms of survival

Like a desperate last resort

[opaque coyote]

She didn't even do it out of survival, more so out of morbid curiosity

[dire loom]

Don't judge me

[opaque coyote]

Honkai

Star Rail

has some of the wildest lore

[dire loom]

Truly based

Better than corpse starch TBH

BBQ

[dapper gyro]

Yes, Im in a last resort situation, can I borrow your arm?

[dire loom]

Sure choom

[dry bluff]

Emps Children love that shit

[dire loom]

Is that Slanesh?

[opaque coyote]

Yup

Tbf gluttony is one of her main things

Drugs, food, and sex

and torture

[outer wave]

Slaanesh seems to embody basically 6 of the 7 deadly sins, minus wrath for obvious reasons

[dire loom]

Hmm, maybe they're not so bad after all..

[opaque coyote]

although that could be connected to the sexual pleasure part

[dire loom]

🗣️ Wait, no Commissar I can explain-

[opaque coyote]

tbf what could be considered vanilla for a slaaneshi worshipper would be shoving a glass bottle up your ass

[opaque coyote]

and having it break

[opaque coyote]

Gluttony, lust, uhhhhhh

greed

[outer wave]

Gluttony, Lust, Greed, Sloth, Pride, Envy

[dire loom]

In a video game, sure. Funny, fun edgelord stuff dark humor cool. Based

IRL.. hell no

[opaque coyote]

tbf the chaos gods embody a lot of the seven sins in general.

[dire loom]

Just Warhammer 40k in general tbh

[opaque coyote]

Khorne also embodies Pride, Envy, and Greed on some level.

[dire loom]

Fun to play game, yes.

Live it? Um no.

[outer wave]

True, but Slaanesh's realm with the layers into their paradise does feel very Dante's Inferno-esque

[dire loom]

I do like my Ordo dockets

[opaque coyote]

"Do you want to be isekai'd to your favorite tabletop game universe?"

[dire loom]

And war in video games

[opaque coyote]

"No."

[outer wave]

I think Slaanesh embodies the sins bit better than the other chaos gods

[dire loom]

I do like me some Iron Warriors.

With the new recent Hive Scum drip, I like to imagine that's what their regular people look like. Minus the Inquisitoral and Imperium loyalist bling and regalia.

That Hazard stripes pauldron is giving me plenty of head canon ammunition.

Iron Warriors do be mercs sometimes, so I already have a foundation.

Please no one do the (☝️ 🤓 actually) I not care. GW make it happen!

[outer wave]

Do you think looting space marine armor could make a killing for gangers or even using said armor?

[dire loom]

🗣️ Please! GW, Fatshark!!

🙏

[dire loom]

Probably would sell it to crime syndicates. Or whatever they got in terms of a Warhammer 40k black market or underground shady dealing organizations. Could just sell em to chaos factions directly or anyone outside the Imperium who's interested.

Risky business though but could pay off.

High risk, high rewards.

I think there's a Terra Thunder Warrior Hive Ganger Overlord who would maybe be interested in it too.

The potential

[outer wave]

I dont think any thunder warriors exist anymore

[dire loom]

There's one on Terra

[outer wave]

But Im sure theres exceptions to the rule

[dire loom]

That I know of

[outer wave]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

There's one frozen in Trazyn's collection

[dire loom]

2 now

[opaque coyote]

But besides that, most Thunder Warriors die in like 40 years anyways

[dire loom]

Let's add more to the list of Thunder Warriors confirmed

[dire loom]

True, unfortunately.

[arctic talon]

Selling it absolutely, but it might draw a ton of heat/go against what the gangers belive in

ect.

Using space marine armor would be like

totally impossible

its made for someone thats way too big

[outer wave]

What about folks from House Goliath?

[arctic talon]

the components and armor would be very useful though

if its munda gangs specifically

[outer wave]

I know Ogryns could, but it'd limit their ability to move

[arctic talon]

House Goliath and Van Saar can make use of it

ogryns can't fit in marine power armor

its too small

[outer wave]

Sadge

[arctic talon]

Goliath are right inbetween small marine and very big human sized

so they could modify it to fit

Cawdor is way too pious to use it

Escher and Orlock don't have the expertise to modify it into human armor beyond reusing armor and salvaging stuff

[dire loom]

[arctic talon]

Delaque would hate power armor from a usage standpoint

[outer wave]

So assuming non-Necromunda, who'd buy and use power armor for the average underhiver?

[arctic talon]

A really really smart tech gang

Nobles

[outer wave]

Oh I guess nobles would be interested

[arctic talon]

or ironically

an imperium body like the inqusition or mechanicus

[outer wave]

Lmao true

[arctic talon]

also this is obviously something extremely illegal

and would have to be done very carefully lol

[outer wave]

Well of course, but they're gangers so what isnt extremely illegal to them?

[arctic talon]

well

there's levels of illegality

[sacred ginkgo]

There's different steps of who you piss off

Local enforcers

Local nobles

Then the Inquisiton

Anyone with a brain stays between 1 and 2

[opaque coyote]

#2 would already be bad

especially in munda with things like spykers

but the inquistion is basically the #1 faction in the Imperium you don't want to encounter

[sacred ginkgo]

My juve with a bomb vest:

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-dead-space-2-dead-space-fire-dead-space-soldier-dead-space-explode-gif-9586958410495154319

[dapper gyro]

I can be your bomb, you just need to trigger or unpin me.

[opaque coyote]

"Please Emperor just give me the actual numbers I ask for"

• Titus

[dire loom]

Dead Space 3

[opaque coyote]

God I wish the game was better

[opaque coyote]

Also

@dire loom https://youtu.be/PrHiRIcRBf8?si=-3_0RP-DeCOnYrIJ

[dire loom]

Memes

[opaque coyote]

"It was just a vibrating maul"

[dire loom]

I miss the meme channel

[opaque coyote]

It turns out that Asmongold is the exact same in the 40k universe

Except now he's a champion of Nurgle

[dire loom]

[opaque coyote]

...he still does the exact same thing otherwise

[dire loom]

Khorne

Chips

Now I wanna binge watch Warhammer 40k memes

[arctic talon]

he gets the tetrachs and other marines and the guard

he should stop complaining

[dapper gyro]

And the chaplain of the 2nd company, one of the best.

[opaque coyote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih_-rZGsbyQ

[dry bluff]

When we gonna get Dead Space 4

[wary fulcrum]

Astartes armour?

Fast way to end up dead tbh. There’s a story about gangers finding an Astartes sized boltgun and they all get wiped out,

The best bet would be to hand it over to the authorities and hope that buys you some good will.

If it’s non-Astartes power armour? Things get a bit more flexible for the gang

[dry bluff]

They could use the ceramite as armor but tbh it’s too tough to be melted or molded into another shape iirc

But that armor gonna be tough but not as tough as terminator armor which is iirc adamantium

[daring creek]

Hive Ganger somehow possessing a fullset of terminator armor:

[dry bluff]

That’s just the Space Wolves

[daring creek]

[sacred ginkgo]

Grendyl could just pull up in a terminator suit one day for fun

[dry bluff]

There are gangers that got some dark age tech stuff just gotta be lucky

[daring creek]

Lmfao

[wary fulcrum]

For real, had a mini and everything

[dry bluff]

What’s funny

Grendyl should just call the Sororitas and call it a day

[sacred ginkgo]

If he could have he would have

[wary fulcrum]

Yeah, I can’t say for certain, but at that time there are lots of warp shenanigans going on

[dry bluff]

He could’ve FS just waiting to add them ingame

At the right time probably

[wary fulcrum]

Also, he might have

But they might get there 6 years before the game started and left because everything seems fine

[dry bluff]

Nah they’ll just kill the psykers and leave

Burn everyone then yeet

[wary fulcrum]

Oh yeah, the psyker zoos won’t go down well

[dry bluff]

EA: just gotta wait bro The devs just with BF6

[dire loom]

40,000 years later

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[dry bluff]

ArchMagos Isaak Clarkus

Anyway hopefully we get ceramite shields for the hive gangers

I know these shit costly but if there’s a will there’s a way

Or shields made of them moebian steel alloy

[dire loom]

I mean, it's just a slab of metal.

So it's possible

[dry bluff]

Maybe

[shadow plover]

I feel the weapons we've seen are all the class unique weapons scum has

[dry bluff]

That sucks where’s ma electric whip

I’m going for Gang Escher look with a female hive scum hopefully it’s doable

Flechette Blasters already there so it’s kinda easy now just need the whips

[arctic talon]

Just use a knife like a normal ganger smh

Not like Escher don’t use them

[dry bluff]

How about no

My ganger want to stand out

[wary fulcrum]

I wanted a catachan dueling glaive, the base mini for one of the skins has an alt version that uses it

[arctic talon]

Too bad

Go my horde of under equipped juves

Still so funny that Escher juves are good because they’re so fucked up on drugs they can’t process what’s happening properly until after the fight

[dry bluff]

It’s like Eversors I guess but less batshit crazy

[arctic talon]

And also not adults

💀

[dry bluff]

Well yeah ofc but tbh Eversors are also recruited young anyway

[arctic talon]

Still the funniest shit juves get a cool buff if one of your gangers is smoking a cigar near them

lol

[wary fulcrum]

Juves might be adults like

They changed it to mean how new they are rather than actual children

[arctic talon]

Some of them are still minors

[wary fulcrum]

Which is weird because like; 2 books later they told us that Goliaths are literally toddlers shot with an info slug

[arctic talon]

The given example in the Van Saar book is like

15 lol

But they gave her a gun and some armor 💀

Ultimately juves being a mix of brand new gangers and teens/children makes sense imo

[dry bluff]

There are younger child soldiers in Africa tbh

15 ain’t nothing here in my country as young as 8 years old they’re member of gangs

Couriers and snitches and all that shit

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[dry bluff]

I think also the Space Marines also recruit young aspirants as well

[arctic talon]

I’m just using an example of a juve who’s not an adult

And yeah marines are made from kids

[dry bluff]

Iirc the Dark Angels recruit as young as 10

[arctic talon]

The process stops working around 15 to 16 max

Usually younger

[dry bluff]

True

[arctic talon]

Calgar was like 12 when he got most of his organs shoved in

[wary fulcrum]

Space marines are 8-15

Ragnar Blackmane was originally 15 then got retconned to being 30 by accident

[arctic talon]

Anyways juves are a neat part of munda

Even if so many of them are shit in the wargame

lol

[wary fulcrum]

I play Orlock

They’re absolutely shit

[dry bluff]

I think it got some basis from history given that knights also went to war as squires and young as thirteen or less

[arctic talon]

Fellow orlock enjoyer

Hello

Yeah our juves suck ass lol

[wary fulcrum]

I always take one mind, I like the Mad Max character that’s just a mook or a stooge, so I take one to show that

[dry bluff]

Which is the best Munda gang then

[wary fulcrum]

My Goliaths are a lot more fun with juves

[arctic talon]

Like I think greenhorns are like

Genuinely the worst juve option in the game

[arctic talon]

Escher and Goliath have some goofy shit possible

[wary fulcrum]

Preference really

I like Orlock and Goliath, really click with those two

Whereas Van Saar and Cawdor can be strong. Escher too, they tend to dominate our campaigns with a good handler

And that’s it for House Gangs. No more there or there abouts.

Then you have the rest, Enforcers, Squats, Nomads, Spyrers, all cool in their own way

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Orlock is my favorite gang tho

Then prolly Escher or van Saar

[dry bluff]

Iirc we got some enforcer cosmetics for the Hive Scum

[arctic talon]

All the other classes but arbites have enforcer cosmetics rn

They’re based on the palanite ones vaguely

But the chest armor is dif

[wary fulcrum]

Oooh that’ll be cool

The arbite should surely be the subjugator armour

With the bullet proof mini skirt

[rocky gale]

Lemmie get Corpse Grinder Cult cosmetics

[wary fulcrum]

Oooph

[rocky gale]

We're getting reinforcements, the reinforcements

[dapper gyro]

Peak performance

[rocky gale]

Get outta here Nightlord, this is Corpse Grinder Cult territory

[shadow plover]

I should continue my Corpse Grinder cultists..

[dry bluff]

How come these guys become reinforcements tho

Silly asf

[rocky gale]

They wanna kill Nurgle culists

And collect meat

[south dome]

What use does meat, that is **rotten **to the core, have to them?

[rocky gale]

Other sources of meat

No flavour without sport

[urban spire]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-get-real-gif-21323382

[valid needle]

Konrad Curze was a good man who was failed by the system and denied the mental health treatment he desperately needed and in this house he is a hero. End of story.

[near wasp]

I don't think him butchering a lady because she tried to kill herself makes you a hero

Also I woke up to a nightlords video playing

[rocky gale]

Nightlords are cringe crybabies, Corpse Grinder Cults are based

You butcher people because of daddy issues, we do it because we're hungry

[daring creek]

Konrad curze is what happens when they fuck up my order at McDonald's

Put pickles on my burger or make my caramel frappe taste slightly less sugary than usual and I start skinning women and children. Its a fair exchange

[celest dome]

Alton Brown would be a great Corpse Grinder Butcher

[rocky gale]

Anyone who eats their burger without gherkins is my enemy

[near wasp]

Without what

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-dog-awkward-dog-confused-awkward-confused-dog-gif-1955501164687414218

[valid needle]

He was deep into mental health issues at that point.

[valid needle]

It is a fair exchange

[rocky gale]

Gherkins

[near wasp]

[near wasp]

That was before he was even found. Bro was always a psycho killer

Kurze is a crazy murderer he's not an ocean my guy

[storm jungle]

Thats one of the few moments where i was like

"Anyone IRL who ever tries to defend this piece of shit's actions doesnt understand anything"

lmao

[valid needle]

What about that woman he save from SA

Bro had problems man cut him a break

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

And saving a life doesn't make you skinning the dude who assaulted a women ok

Two wrong doesn't equal a right

[storm jungle]

I remember a post from the author who wrote the Curze book where this stuff happens

and he said anyone whos infatuated with Curze reminds him of people who fall in love with serial killers IRL

[near wasp]

Half my coworkers

[storm jungle]

CORRECT

[near wasp]

Lol

[valid needle]

I could fix him

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[near wasp]

No you cant

[daring creek]

Uh oh

[near wasp]

Missus you better not simp for Romanian batman

[valid needle]

We simpin

[daring creek]

Lmfao nah dw but man I used to talk about fictional serial killers and cannibalism non stop a few years before

Ted bundy is one killer I kept talking about after I watched like one documentary

[storm jungle]

Point proven

lmao

[daring creek]

Next one was a certain manga

Probably not best for me to name

.

Was it by the guy who made the homunclus manga

IT IS HOLYSHIT

[rocky gale]

Damn I'm real hungry rn

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/how-hungry-horse-meme-how-hungry-meme-hungry-gif-3271609735629330991

[rocky gale]

It's not a Nightlord you nerd

Get outta here

[dapper gyro]

Eat him

[near wasp]

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/box-hunger-kitty-car-gif-10186679574012099381

[near wasp]

Hims big chomp

[paper haven]

I hear someone claim Konrad Kurze was a good man

[wintry scarab]

When i saw this i was about to flip out, thinking their "special even" was another jpg

[celest cedar]

another portrait frame reward..

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[paper haven]

What about a new weapon skin?

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-closet-gif-21176249

[paper haven]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-smashing-clock-destroying-clock-hitting-clock-gif-11465296781773938168

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

How powerful is the concept of faith and belief in 40k?

[rocky gale]

Very

[valid needle]

Extremely

[celest cedar]

ive had too much of these frames dawg I only use one of em 😭

[jade holly]

Like Orks have the waaagh effect, some humans in the Imperium seem to be blessed with actual divine powers if they believe in the emperor enough

[valid needle]

It’s the reason the imperium still stands

[kindred warren]

It Depends™ but also very much so

[storm jungle]

Faith is as strong as the writers want it to be. Its a literal in-universe deus ex machina magic trick.

[jade holly]

Adding onto this, are people like Big E actually empowered by faith?

[dapper gyro]

You don't even have to believe in a god to get power.

But it is easier to do so.

[storm jungle]

Depends on the person

[valid needle]

Yes

[storm jungle]

Sororitas all get faith powers to some degree if they pray hard enough for aura farming

[valid needle]

He means the gods

[storm jungle]

[jade holly]

So I guess that’s another layer of why Emperor hated being seen as a god

[storm jungle]

to be fair he is pretty stupid

[jade holly]

Faith empowers but I’m guessing can also affect you?

[storm jungle]

Yes.

Its magic.

[celest cedar]

shouldve just accept godhood and be done with it smh

[kindred warren]

For example the humans living under the T'au empire unknowingly created a goddess of the greater good within the warp

[dapper gyro]

You turn into what other thought of you.

[jade holly]

I feel like it was less being a god he hated and moreso how the people would change him based on their worship of him

[valid needle]

Yes

[storm jungle]

It was entirely being a god.

he hates religion

[jade holly]

Fair enough

[storm jungle]

he wanted science and fax™ to be the pillars of humanity

[celest cedar]

I thought its just that because he hates the idea of god so much he hates being seen as one

[valid needle]

We all make mistakes even gods

[storm jungle]

Allah smite this guy

[jade holly]

Big E destroys the forces of chaos with logic and reasoning??

[dapper gyro]

I mean, technically, science and overwhelm faith in the warp.

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nope-no-way-noo-absolutely-not-gif-20244171

[storm jungle]

Ironically thats what the Imperial Truth was

also as ever i recommend anyone to reach the Last Church

the emperor is literally a redditor

[celest cedar]

Ive listened to the narration...

[dapper gyro]

Necron and DAOT human can beat the shit out of the warp.

[celest cedar]

peak writing..

[storm jungle]

its free on google as a pdf

reading it is even worse

[jade holly]

What’s DAOT again?

[storm jungle]

Dark Age of Technology

[jade holly]

Ah

[storm jungle]

basically humanity in its star trek era

[jade holly]

What’s humanity’s golden age then?

[storm jungle]

thats the golden age

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

its called the "dark age" because modern humans now see it as an era where endless progress was "bad"

and progress is "bad"

[dapper gyro]

Human has tech to make the warp rifts trivial...

[storm jungle]

and how humanity almost destroyed itself with innovation

[daring creek]

Poo age of took nalo gee

[jade holly]

The AI uprising or is that a completely different event of near total annihilation?

[storm jungle]

Its near the end of it but it was one of the causes

even before AI daot humans were still doing wild shit

[near wasp]

That's age of strife/end of dark age

[storm jungle]

like creating entire clone armies, viruses etc and waging war on stuff

others just fucked off to invent shit

[dapper gyro]

Humanity was so strong that the only other challenge was to fight each other.

[storm jungle]

it was basically a scientific mass enclave of everyone doing their own thing

they also signed various pacts with aliens

[daring creek]

We already fight eachother

[storm jungle]

Nah Eldar were still at the zenith. Humanity was below it.

[jade holly]

I’m guessing that was a time Big E truly enjoyed cause of all the science and shit?

[storm jungle]

Yeah

but he of course did nothing when crisis arrived

and only did something AFTER everyone needed an idol to rescue them

just like any smart tyrant

[jade holly]

I find it interesting just how flawed Big E is

[near wasp]

The crisis allowed him to take over so he allowed it to happen

[jade holly]

Oftentimes being the architect of his own failures

and his fall

[near wasp]

Classic fascist move

[storm jungle]

Its mostly due to being written by multiple authors.

like again read the Last Church

hes an extremely dumbass person

[jade holly]

What would be the best way to describe him in actual lore then?

[dapper gyro]

Big E was already a tyrant, collecting tech and created the custodes to then send out in 30K.

[valid needle]

You thought so?

[storm jungle]

Yea

[valid needle]

What part of last church made you think so?

[daring creek]

Promotion of piracy I see dilara

[jade holly]

[storm jungle]

There isnt really one, hes just a big golden godhead

[daring creek]

Might need to kill another 500 million people for this.

[dapper gyro]

🍖 Here a piece of meat, chew on it for now, Missus.

[jade holly]

This is so sad, can we throw 1,000 more Psykers into the pot for Big E?

[daring creek]

Stfu king of the hill is on

[jade holly]

https://tenor.com/view/bwah-scared-shocked-surprised-king-of-the-hill-gif-5547828

[raven stone]

I really should have known better...

My dating app (Bumble) is set to travel mode, so it swaps my location to HK

The issue is that whilst I am getting a lot of traffic and interest in me

Nobody is willing to move to the UK thus far

I say I should have known better because expecting someone to abandon their job confidently to move (and also other obligations notwithstanding) is...

...well, let's just say fortune despises me for now, haven't ran into anyone wanting to move by coincidence

I swear it feels like fate personally placed a "fuck you" curse on my romance fortunes

[dapper gyro]

How old are you?

[raven stone]

36

Not dated at all

At most was a very one sided thing on my part

That went on for far too long

I feel like I need to make up for lost time that I wasted

[dapper gyro]

Brother, I understand your stress very well. However, if you focusing on it too much, it only causes you more stress.

[raven stone]

...yea, I get what you mean.

Thankfully I have some other family engagements to keep me occupied for this holiday so I am actually relaxing from "the matter" somewhat.

[dapper gyro]

If you turn it into a side quest, then do something else also fulfilling as the slightly more prioritised quests, you would feel much better.

[raven stone]

It is more that the mentality shift itself is...challenging, I think. Not faulting the logic here.

[near wasp]

God. I feel that on an existential level

[dapper gyro]

Yeah, it is not easy. I have professional aid for over a year now.

Look, funny story:
On a tactical training, a barely 20yo girl played op for tried to steal my gun twice, so I chocked her twice... Now people know me as the strangler, my chance with women is gone.

[near wasp]

Ok ok ok

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

[hardy knot]

Query: do some servo skulls maintain their personality and mind, because if i ever die i would not mind being turned into a flying myschivious drone that helps with mechadendrites and collects info for an ancient techpriest

[near wasp]

it depends

[raven stone]

I think that is more Servitors

Servo Skull look like only the orgabic skull is used as the part for organic mix

[dapper gyro]

Of everyone, she tried to take my stuff twice... She played stupid game, I got the stupid prizes...

[hardy knot]

I could also help by being a funny hallowen decoration

[near wasp]

You just need to find a girl who likes being choked

[fickle wraith]

Been in a WH40k gaming frenzy recently, decided I want to start delving deep into the lore. Where should I begin? I've heard Horus Heresy is a good spot but wanted some more opinions.

[vagrant fox]

Horus Heresy is a good spot if you want to learn about, well, the Horus Heresy. It's not important if you're interested in 40k
Arbitor Ian and Oculus Imperia are good youtubers if you're into those, lexicanum is a good and realiable wiki, pick a faction you want to read about and start there

[fickle wraith]

Gotcha, cheers.

[vagrant fox]

There's also this for novels

[fickle wraith]

That is perfect

[storm jungle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BUxAvehPw&t=24s

[dapper gyro]

What are they mad about?

[raven stone]

Prices

Fem Marines

Fem Custodes

The usual

[storm jungle]

Nah lol

watch it

GW would never cover stuff like that

[paper haven]

I'm mad that Guilliman is still alive

Him and Konrad should switch places, that would have made for more interesting story telling.

[dapper gyro]

Meanwhile Johnson woke up and doing nothing...

[vagrant fox]

It's like one of those mornings where you take your time to wake up

[wintry scarab]

GW sure does produce some strange marketing material lol

[raven stone]

OK I really need to force myself off the dating app tonight.

It's 01:31 AM of course people will not be responding...

Anyways.

Much happened here when I was gone?

[outer wave]

Thats a mood bud, hate when you just end up waiting on a response

[raven stone]

Not even that, just dakka dumping the swipe number game, trying to ping that one person who is willing to move from HK to UK

[arctic talon]

This shit is funny lol

[raven stone]

Oh god

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[raven stone]

More Ultra Slop

[storm jungle]

They have been doing this shit when primaris first came out too lol

aka actively mocking it with "MORE PRIMARIS"

[outer wave]

Ooof

[raven stone]

Yea. At least I have other back up plans aligned for when I return to UK next week.

[dapper gyro]

If you use the apps without meeting or knowing the person for a significant amount of time and already asking them to move across the globe, it sounds like some sugar daddy to human trafficking.

Moving out of a city is already a big life commitment, moving out of a country is even more so.

[rocky gale]

I've never advocated for opening fire on protestors, but....

[arctic talon]

LOL

[raven stone]

I mean, one of my friends outright asked someone when they started dating in HK.

But yes, I will concede the question was asked in person and they have at least met each other for more than one week minimum.

(They are happily married in the UK now).

[near wasp]

I'm gonna throw blueberries at GW HQ

[storm jungle]

Mood af

[near wasp]

New cawl book is cawling

[storm jungle]

oh my god man

lmao

[near wasp]

Is that real

[queen laurel]

I am going to rip someone in half because of this

[storm jungle]

Probably done as a "joke" for that video they just did but jesus christ

[rocky gale]

GW "Hey we noticed we keep doing something which pisses you off"

Fans "Are you going to stop doing it?"

GW "No we're going to keep doing it, but we're also going to joke about doing it and sell merch about it too"

[vagrant fox]

that's pretty funny

[storm jungle]

its really not

they have done this repeatedly before

its kinda tiring at this point

[vagrant fox]

wrong buzzer

[storm jungle]

correct buzzer

shut the fuck up clownie

[raven stone]

Yea ultra slop is overrated for real at this point

Marines are overrated for a flagship product

I kinda need to vent

[raven stone]

Gorilla man can go and choke on his own codex for all I care

And those shirts need to burn

[storm jungle]

If only

[near wasp]

I'm fucking buying I'm ultra mad shirt

[queen laurel]

Ok then sigsen buy the shirt and wear it

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-ask-questions-just-consume-product-gif-26899054

[vagrant fox]

If it was half the price I'd mildly consider it

[wintry cloud]

I enjoy how self aware they are

[dapper gyro]

It is funny, but still annoying.

[raven stone]

Cowards, people are cowards

OK I really need to chill...

[wintry cloud]

They really have a sense of humor and run with it lol

[dapper gyro]

They want to be meta about themselves, but it does not help, at least not for people like me.

[raven stone]

"Just Consume Ultramarines, then Consume more Ultramarines"

Fixed it

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1375161407351292034/rekt.gif

[dapper gyro]

It is not really sense of humour as it is some bs excuse to not refleshing their mini range.

[arctic talon]

Not really? This is just a shitty marketing ad

For merch I guess

Idfk

[dapper gyro]

It is cheaper for them to do this bs than making new minis.

[wintry cloud]

Someones mad

[arctic talon]

I mean this is literally unrelated to mini production

Drukhari and grey knights are still in hell though

💀

[dapper gyro]

A shirt is like 5$ + the print maybe another 5$, but sell for 40$.

[wintry cloud]

Happy thanksgiving everyone

[arctic talon]

Yeah merch is overpriced as shit

As usual

lol

[raven stone]

Happy thanksgiving to US folks

Not exactly American myself nor do I have an American partner who would require celebrating it with but still

[near wasp]

Holy shit this shirt comes in 5xl. Gw really knows there audience

[dapper gyro]

It is always the seemingly unrelated stuff that make the big guy more cashes.

[raven stone]

...Americans?

[arctic talon]

LOL

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-boogie2988-francis-youtuber-gamer-gif-17811629

[wintry cloud]

Dudes don’t work out

[raven stone]

Ah yes le classic tableflip

[near wasp]

Oh that's even better

[dapper gyro]

My thanksgiving was a month ago so I was confused for a bit until I remembered...

[wintry cloud]

Too muscular

[raven stone]

Canada/US I suppose...?

[dapper gyro]

Canadian one is 1 month before the US.

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-total-war-warhammer-great-unclean-one-daemons-nurgling-gif-24491424

[dapper gyro]

Your mom?

[vagrant fox]

🗣️ No voice in our ears but the Maw

[wintry cloud]

We stay hungry

[raven stone]

Ah ok

[near wasp]

Ok bought a custodes shirt and a I'm ultra mad shirt

Needed some more shirts anyway

[crystal forum]

is that boogie

[near wasp]

I don't think so

[arctic talon]

Cam on chaos kill some fackin sigmarites

[near wasp]

Correction yeah it totally is, video is on his channel

[crystal forum]

called it

[raven stone]

OK thats it I will try to force myself to sleep in spite of my romantic anxieties.

I can actually feel my sanity slipping. Not really. Well maybe.

Night

[near wasp]

Gl brother

[crystal forum]

what did i miss

are you down bad or smth

[near wasp]

Bros feeling lonely, leave him be

[crystal forum]

we've all been there

it gets better

[rose thorn]

We might be getting more ultramarines soon

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-sad-spongebob-depressed-spongebob-head-in-hands-spongebob-react-gif-2112710549962906415

[wintry cloud]

Oh yeah baby

More blue

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/gumbus-gumbus-cat-gumbus-babby-old-baby-freaky-gif-4497378494140279825

[dapper gyro]

Next time you can show up in GW's video. Sell yourself for the money god, personal belief and integrity don't have place here.

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/Darktide40K/status/1994119233530188149?t=JzyDqdS1dMIovHLPXBzQCg&s=19

Warhammer 40K: Darktide (@Darktide40K)

Ruthless and efficient.

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gordon freeman...

[dapper gyro]

After millennia, the wrecking bar remained the same. Nothing shiny nor decorated.

[celest cedar]

it even has a diagonal sweep

https://tenor.com/view/when-moffie-doesnt-like-my-gif-21775166

[mossy peak]

funny that they add the most hive city reject in the same update as the least hive city level

[urban spire]

like when you stumble into the toiler and you don't even have your phone or anything you just kinda stare at the floor for half an hour

[rocky gale]

If it's half an hour you need more fibre in your diet or something, damn

[celest cedar]

half life speedrunnings are WILDING

[lament shoal]

My honest reaction:

[storm jungle]

😭

STOP IT

[dapper gyro]

The illness, no amount of fibre can fix it.

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/titus-warhammer-40k-secret-level-eliud-gifs-capitán-titus-warhammer-40k-titus-gif-6871065856941055378

[rocky gale]

Then take even more fibre

[lament shoal]

Happy thanksgiving everyone

[outer wave]

Not American, but happy Thanksgiving to yall!

[near wasp]

I'm at work watching the fire alarms go off because people threw a frozen turkey into boiling oil

[outer wave]

Jesus Christ

[rocky gale]

Classic

[near wasp]

Happy turkey day

[lament shoal]

LMFAO

[near wasp]

I'm gonna be banished to the not funny realm

[rocky gale]

Thank god you took the bullet, I was about to make a turkey pun

[near wasp]

Your welcome

[lament shoal]

Hive scum's looking fun

[near wasp]

Pocket fent is a good ult idea

Or grenade

[outer wave]

Pocket sand would be a funny idea

[near wasp]

Pocket sand is pocket fents little brother

[winter pine]

My reaction to GW pushing the Ultramarines even harder

[sacred bluff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcB3wkHvqkk

[vagrant fox]

why is he making that face

[rocky gale]

Lets invade Calth again

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smerk-gif-3649197029996930170

[storm jungle]

Taking it up the butt

[ember reef]

What’s the machine god

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-pepe-think-pepe-the-frog-wojak-gif-13571840648507225174

[median star]

ok zealot

[median star]

ctan

[storm jungle]

you'd know freak

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[near wasp]

The machine god is ctan, vashtoor, or big e

Or all three

[wintry scarab]

You are fucking my pooper here. How is this real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-EfaTVFQbY

[near wasp]

Or none of them

[rocky gale]

It's the god of machines

[median star]

big e is not machine god hes omnissiah

[near wasp]

Aspect of the machine god that walks the world therefore the machine god

[storm jungle]

Omnissiah

like Messiah

you get it

[west pendant]

I gave you all I had

[arctic talon]

go my mechanicus holy trinity

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-rdr2-gif-22277841

[near wasp]

I dont know if I should call them goobi soft, ubislop or goobislop

[west pendant]

attack on titan and assassins creed

match made in heaven

[storm jungle]

unironically yeah lmao

[lament shoal]

Yeah, and those perfectly healthy pets (who had owners mind you) didn't wanna be euthanized either, but here we are

[west pendant]

I mean, its better than the assassins creed origins and final fantasy xv collab

[near wasp]

I wonder who kills more dogs the atf or peta

[lament shoal]

Peta I'd wager

[west pendant]

ive played all of the assassins creeds

at least up to valhalla

I have valhalla, mirage and shadows to complete

[lament shoal]

Origins was the last ac game I played. Absolute cinema

[west pendant]

as much as you can call assassins creed slop, the core gameplay is really good

its super fun to parkour around and assassinate target

very hard to fuck that up

[storm jungle]

Assassins Creed didnt really become slop until Valhalla

or Odyssey for some

[west pendant]

Odyssey was such a banger

its among my fav assassins creeds

[rocky gale]

Odyssey was peak, Valhalla was snoozeville

[storm jungle]

Hmmm big women

[arctic talon]

PETA bcs they run kill shelters lol

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kassandra-assassins-creed-pretty-video-game-stone-gif-17831023

[near wasp]

Good taste

[west pendant]

I just loved Kassandra

not because im a simp

but because she was genuinely fun

and they portrayed really well the greek epic

[storm jungle]

She feels like a character that came out of Avatar the Last Airbender lol

[west pendant]

it kinda makes sense for the game to be so huge

[storm jungle]

(this is a good thing)

[west pendant]

the choices in the story actually matter

you get different endings

[lament shoal]

I LOVE IT WHEN GAMES HAVE A PHOTO MODE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[west pendant]

I dont like photo mode, I usually take photos of my screen with my phone

[near wasp]

Your sick

[west pendant]

I have tuberculosis

I got it, beating a man to death

[storm jungle]

Lmao teddy ffs

[lament shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1375161407351292034/rekt.gif

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-fair-enough-you-got-me-come-on-then-fair-enough-gif-25751550

[storm jungle]

Terminal lumbago

[dapper gyro]

Technically better, your phone camera has higher pixel count than the screen.

[lament shoal]

Uncle needs his own game

[west pendant]

thats whats red dead redemption 3 gonna be about

[storm jungle]

We should have let Uncle lead the Imperium

that would have been a new golden age

"You dont build a barn DUMBASS."

[rocky gale]

Valhalla just felt so lazy from the start,

Like in Odyssey the naming schemes were thematic and appropriate, your sibling is Deimos (son of Ares), your horse is Phobos (son of Ares) and your ship is the Adrestia (daughter of Ares)

And then you have Valhalla where you're from the Raven clan who live in Raventhorpe and sail on their ship, the Raven.

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats a popular opinion i think

its Odyssey with no soul

[dapper gyro]

Ubisoft AAA with souls?

[arctic talon]

Raventhrope cannot be real bruh

wtf lol

[dapper gyro]

Are you living under the rock since 2010?

[west pendant]

I mean, you guys forget that Ubisoft back in the day put out banger after banger

[lament shoal]

He would see the imperium's bureaucracy and Guilliman to the warp and back

[rocky gale]

https://assassinscreed.fandom.com/wiki/Ravensthorpe

[west pendant]

you got the original prince of persia trilogy

you got rayman

splinter cell

[crystal forum]

my country is thinking of getting gripen jets

fucking wild

[west pendant]

heroes of might and magic 3

classic ubisoft were goated

you got beyond good and evil

[near wasp]

AAAA

[dapper gyro]

Stop living in the past, Teddy.

[west pendant]

its easier to live in the past when you have no future

[dapper gyro]

(the dude doesn't even mention Brothers in Arms, fake Ubisoft fan)

[celest cedar]

how sad

[west pendant]

you guys know why

[celest cedar]

ay aint the protag of valhalla canonically female

[rocky gale]

Yep

[opaque coyote]

I appear

[near wasp]

I used to play siege....

[opaque coyote]

I heard big woman

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

I'm glad to see so many like mind individuals

[opaque coyote]

same

[west pendant]

I havent played valhalla but I do like vikings

so maybe its gonna do a good job at fulfilling the viking fantasy

[dapper gyro]

People of culture

[near wasp]

Tall women are the best women

[west pendant]

I want a tall women

[outer wave]

Same

[dapper gyro]

With abs

[lament shoal]

I like women of all heights

[outer wave]

Same!

[near wasp]

This chat if we got our way

[outer wave]

Yeah

[rocky gale]

Lustful animals

[outer wave]

I dont mind admitting that

[arctic talon]

bruh

I look away for 5 minutes

💀

wtf

[rocky gale]

Degenerates

[near wasp]

Blame dilara she started it