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Either way, I think out of all of the examples, Pol Pot is basically the #1 reason why I believe Karma doesn't exist
He died.
Peacefully
In his sleep

At an old age
At least Stalin got a slow, painful death caused by his own paranoia
I mean Stalin exists. He died painfully cause all of his doctors were terrified to operate on him
oh you said him

Yeah Pol Pot died surrounded by loyal ppl, at an old age, and said that he basically regretted absolutely nothing
Actual cartoon villain
Sister of Battle cleansing Chaos tainted artifact
Karma doesn't exist, which is why it is our duty to enforce it ourselves 
Justice is a construct that we must maintain
...
I feel like we forgot the maintain part
YEAH THAT POST
"You say warhammer is a satire of far right fascism, yet you dont acknowledge that genestealer culture ares a satire of left wing fascism" LIKE WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
You say cars use gasoline to power their engine yet you havent pointed out that I might have shit my pants!
4th on the top
From the left
The lady?
they're still made about primaris. i expect femstodes to still be brought up 8 years from now
which lady š
oh her
Genuinely what do those people have to live for how do you go through your day to day constantly angry
its not her
HOW
good guess though
Canāt believe Noxus went from crazy old bird guy to this
THE DUEL WIELDIBG GUY?!!?!
I actually got a sm2 vid recommended to me a while back titled "Labubus are chaos artifacts" LMFAO
its her yeah
4th one is an officer in a non combat outfit
I mean tbf it's less a satire of left wing... Fascism(what?)
Just more so revolutions in general
Where the revolutionary leader is sponsored by an all encompassing tyrant
I will accept this as a prize thank you so much chat
LOL
This is cool too
Honestly Swain got such a huge glowup
Indeed
It's similar to how like countries like the USA and Russia basically sponsored revolutions
Became my all time favorite League champ
The Genestealers are the same in that regard
A gigantic figure that dwarfs the small mass that is the planet/country manipulates and sponsors a group of revolutionaries so that they can use the country to their own ends
As the country ends up being consumed by said bigger mass after the revolution is done
Literally adding them to themselves and losing their identities as a result.
It isn't really a criticism of left wing specifically. Just a lot of revolutions
In fact, if you're like me and look into things too much. It's more so a criticism of imperialism
okay so the big thing for Noxian mages is to look at the weapon, if its made out of a pitch black material its often runic stone
and not metal
and runic stone weapons are waaaaaaaaay more popular among mages
then non mages
because they can juice them up further then what was put into them from the start
runic weapons can be made out of metal as well but the good stuff is made from rocks
But yeah Genestealers are basically the type of revolutions that are sponsored by gigantic countries
Tbf a lot of revolutions are
Both the ""good"" and ""bad"" ones
Notice the quotations as revolutions are often more complicated than that
And the results are never immediate
In a universe where everything is fascist
Gsc def make fun of red facism to an extent
But they never remain in control long lol because the star gods are hungry
Imperium fascist, aliens fascist, necrons fascist, robots fascist, cats fascist, babies fascist, dogs are chill tho
Nah I doubt it
Primaris was a completely different situation
Felinids are under represented in positions of power, leading me to believe cats not fascist
Nah dogs are fascist too. Arbites
Cyber mastiff named "stop resisting"
I never went through the change but I can understand being told āyour shit is worthless now now spend hundreds if not thousands replacing itā will piss you off.
I never understood this
Arent the models still usable
Are space marine fans just stupid
No
How do you figure
Yes but not in comp
But a small portion of people play comp
Most are legacy and donāt have rules for proper games
Also thereās proxying which is a thing
Legends are proper rules bruh
Tf you mean
You can also use firstborn sternguard as the new ones
No not even rules related they are the same model but just not updated
The humble baby eating cyber mastiff:
How many people play legacy vs normal
Its really not the end of the world if you use your old miniatures
Let me pet that dog
Legends are literally allowed for all normal play verbatim from GW
There isnāt such thing as a ālegacyā mode
But I understand the annoyance in your space marine army being mismatched due to new better scaled primaris but that would have happened anyways
You just play normal ass 40k and you can bring legends stuff
If youāre in a tournament or doing competitive practice then no legends

My LGS has a fuck ton of comp players but people use legends stuff all the time in casual play
Meh scale creep has happened since forever
Itās inevitable
0 percent chance the eye of terror community actually plays the game btw
GW seems to have slowed down
Didnāt they get banned
Literally every person Iāve ever met is fine with legends stuff outside of comp play
Several times
This be their third neo nazi subreddit
Idk how Grimdank hasnāt been banned yet
All the people saying legends makes shit unusable are literally shadow boxing from my personal experience
it doesnt have nazis or white supremacists in it
ironically those chuds on that subreddit say this exact same rhetoric
lmao
Genuinely what do you mean by this Iām curious
Solution - they should ban every single user subscribed to the latest neo nazi subreddit
the funniest part is like
What do you define as a proper game
A comp game? Because GW statistics show less then 1% of the people who play the physical tabletop game play in tournaments
reddit doesnt have a subreddit report feature, so these people are SO BAD that they get noticed enough to be nuked
Arenāt Grimdank and eye of terror all chuds who beef with eachother on reddit lol?
No
Grimdank is woke
Grimdank is just a meme subreddit
Grimdank is filled with dumb people, but they are very supportive/pro-queer among other stuff
yeah that
Eye of Terror is literally just nazis
They're collaborating. Planning a heresy. A horus heresy
Bad
google it now and the top post is a transphobic post with 2k likes lol


Reddit Heresy
Itās just grown adults beefing on reddit
Thereās prolly some teens
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And kids
Also @storm jungle cyberpunk 2077 2 isnāt coming out until after 2028 lol
according to CDPRās investment reports
we already had one Arasaka stooge this morning
im good
lol
I know its mean but please god let cyberpunk 2 be an echo of what happened
That would be so funny
Everybody preorders again
Arasaka stooge? Should I be glad I missed it or something?
LOL
Think Pondsmith might decide to not work with them ever again after that 
Some weird guy with an arasaka pfp just kept going on about "whataboutisms" for 2 hours straight
lmao
Thats my goat
shoving you in an oven
Anyways Arasaka isnāt my favorite evil mega corp in cyberpunk
My favorite is Kang Tao because Taiwan #1/j
Honestly for me my favorite evil corp in a gameās prob gotta be Hyperion
what happened to him anyways is he dead yet
And not just because of Jack
Valid
Nice whataboutism
Just went quiet lol
Im a big fan of the finals' sponsor
Also all the Chinese text in cyberpunk 2077 uses traditional not simplified
Fun fact
Weird lad, hope I never see him again
GAMES REQUIRE TIME???

Also my players made a killdozer in cyberpunk red
š
From a stolen armored ambulance
because of the kanji dominance 100% 100% this is lore
considering cyberpunk 2077, i would be surprised if there wasn't more killdozer type incidents
Those arenāt killdozers
Those are just people suffering psychosis and cybernetics making it worse
Lll
But what if you strapped a bunch of dangerous cyberpsychos to a bulldozer to turn it into a killdozer
Someone deciding to go on revenge and blowing someoneās head off isnāt news in cyberpunk also
So just a bigger choom
yeah so making a giant machine to kill people would be news
Honestly probably
also wasn't there a cyberpsycho in a full makeshift borg suit
But only because itās funny
They have militech heavy lifting rigs
Either military or for ācivilianā use
yeah if we didn't kill him, that would definitely be a killdozer type incident
or in this case uhhh
knock him out and drag him to regina
If there is one thing I unironically wish for
more non-lethal weapons
Donāt ask how this works lore eise
Nah works on anything
lol
PAX mod makes all stuff non lethal unless you double tap
Makes no sense lore wise
So I choose to believe itās a gameplay mechanic
I think the lore for smart guns being non-lethal is them targetting non-vital areas specifically
Well smart guns donāt do that with pax equipped
But yes you can lock on to non lethal areas
Yeah PAX makes no sense
tbf usually they do
Theyāre smart because they aim for you
It makes more sense for smart guns to have a non-lethal and lethal setting
Like Clippy
Ironically why some corps soldiers suck at aiming lol
Because they get equipped with smart guns only
the equivalent of asking chat gpt
on things like
"will this fridge fit my car"
I do think itās funny that kang tao doesnāt have any of their conventional guns in 2077
And itās just all smart guns
āIt willā
"If you are brave enough"
Good image
The first thing I learned about coding
is that it is never "This is perfect"
it is always
"Is this good enough? Okay good, now I'm gonna go to bed. I've been awake for two days"
Wonderful image
You think the Imperium uses skulls cause of how abundant of a resource it is? 
Itās just due to tradition
Just saw the ganger gameplay snippet and those pistols look so fucking good. Literally looks like payday 2 lo
š£ļø That's right, choom.
Join the dark side
Kruber is a Bretonnian right?
His father was but he himself grew up in the empire
Gotcha, ty
there's a vid in my recommendations basically titled tww40k reveal next week
Heās good
mmmh
hes somewhat annoying but his rumours are pretty damn good
he has at least one source in the warhammer studio
Heās a good guy
Yeah his proper leaks are accurate
For 40k the wargame yes
For anything else probably not
You can't trust a person that doesn't soy over their armies
the content of the rumours is good but dont put too much stock in the dates he gives
like total war 40k seems to 100% be coming but im not so sure about an announcement next week
might happen, would be poggers if it does
ya idk
skitarii tomorrow
considering the total war community has had it's own leaks about warhammer I don't think we'll get the 40k announcement until the supposed end times stuff
since the newest DLC is following those leaks very closely
skitarii tomorrow
I have given up all hope.
If nothing happens, nothing bad happened
Would be nice and it makes sense
The soyjak epidemic is real. I cannot peruse the internet without seeing one ugly things.
This is you btw
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage. All the while im still collecting coins.
How tough is it actually for normal soldiers to kill a CSM?
Depends on what kind of weaponry the normal human troops have
Plasma or Melta? A chaos marine is probably dead within a few seconds afaik
Letās say normal lasguns, maybe a Plasma gun or two
There's a quote of a chaos marine telling some other lost and damned astartes to not underestimate the lasgun so I think it wouldn't take that many regular humans
It's tough, but entirely dependant on circumstances. A single csm can mow through a trench of guardsmen (in one of the minka lesk books for example), or 10 guys can take out 6 csm (gaunt's ghosts)
But CSM arenāt as invincible as one would think yeah?
Like real life it's probably a matter of who gets the first shot on the other guy
Including loyalist Space Marines?
The only CSM I see being a pain in the ass to really kill are Plague Marines
Cause, ya know, they cheat
Vorx my beloved ā¤ļø
What about the loyalist side? Which Chapter is the hardest to kill a single space marine of?
a plasma or krak grenade can solve a great deal of problems very quickly
Iām thinking Salamander, IF, or IH
iron hands cause theyre cyborgs
I'd guess Iron Hands because they're Adam Smasher grade borgs
Nah not even close
Also have a doctrine of only fighting in a conflict they stastically will win easily
Adam is a brain in a jar
Not really power scaling so much as style
Who would win: The first captain of the DG or one Oggy boi who was told heād get extra rashuns by the guy in the big hat if he threw a rock at him

Who would win: the back of my mouth or a 12 gauge buckshot shell?
Adam Smasher: METAL IS BETTER THAN MEAT!
Iron Father Kristos: See, mortals? This guy gets it!
Iron Fathers are more durable than most marines, but eating a few shots of plasma and they become dreadnaught candidates.
Only a few things that the Admech, Iron Hands, and the Iron Warriors would agree on
Plus Adam Smasher I guess
Ultimately plasma/melta is the great equalizer
Legalize cyber psychosis
When Meltagun in Darktide
Unfortunately, there are so many occassions that normal people killed marines that stuff like the Youtube shorts "Astartes" is barely accurate.
Despite fans trying very hard to say otherwise.
Like any media it depends on the writing
Could have killed then
wdym it's already legal
The psykers/auto cannon/multi las were the only threats
Also the rocket that missed ig
Military grade cyberware doesn't kill people, people kill people
Autocanon, multi-las, krak?
astartes is perfection
You think Admech tried to reverse engineer Necrons before?
Donāt know if itās a krak or frag ngl
Probably
I mean realistically or lorewise the 4 rejects and the upcoming 2 classes we play as wont survive fighting daemons, daemonhosts, chaos spawns, traitor guard cultists etc at the same mission
Yeah but itās fun
lol
Every 40k game player character is alternatively constructed
Assassin and Death Watch use necron techs, so yes, Admech does reverse engineer stuff.
I still just want a mission saying a random Plague Marine got badly injured and displaced via a warpstorm and we gotta kill it. Make it like a 16 man activity
1 plague marine would just get mulched
Yeah weāve got enough shit to kill them
Just keep on shooting them until they die
If you have armor penetrating weaponry like. Plasma you can definitely off an astartes
A plague marine showing up means thing get way more escalated
Vet with plasma power sword and kraks
Zealot with thammer or relic and bolter
Psyker
Ogryn with pickaxe and heavy stubber
Dead
Heavy stubber isnāt doing shit to plague marines
Hence why o said warpstorm displaced. A loner who got isolated
It would be so incomprehsibly dead
Thing is that in the lore, the strike team is much bigger than 4 guys.
The heaviest variant is basically 30mm
Not to mention just being near one is like experiencing every historical plague at the same time
They would never send a valk in carrying only 4 people.
Oh the non twin linked one
lol
thats twink stubber
That one looks more like an auto cannon then stubber
An ogyrn can take out a space marine hand to hand. Hugely differing in fighting skill though
Yeah wish we got more players in a mission
not heavy stubber
Unless you got some serious package like an temple assassin.
Game wouldn't play well with more
Twin linked stubbers are heavy stubbers
I'm still convinced Grendyl is doing some Ravenor-tier shit to keep the strike teams of rejects safe
They couldn't get a challenging amount of enemies for more than 4 players to run on a console
Theyāre literally two of the mini heavy stubbers glued together
Ultimately a plague marine would be a pain in the ass to fight
Just due to their āauraā
Bro he has Rannick working for him, he aināt doing shit for us 
The Reddit mod aura
Asmongold aura
asmongoldmaxxing
Twin link and the heavy stubber in game are the same thing, but for gameplay, they are different.
lmfao
Nah his is even stronger
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Mfw my bolter rounds literally rust mid flight
This is bullshit
But being around a plague marine usually results in puking at best
lol
Your flesh will literally start melting off at worse
Honestly Plague Marines are just high health, high armor, and then a massive fuck you aura of death
The aura is the hard part of fighting one
Make that a raid mechanic
Plague marines have high regen.
Yeah plague marines āregrowā
prolly same reason they give to VT2
lol
easier to track 4 players than 5 (this is a lie)
That's why they are hard to kill.
Itās funny that even in dark imperium which is imperium bolter porn book
Yeah and in some stories they also revive from death
I still canāt get over that Dracula Flow video is saw in here yesterday for the World Eaters lmao
But yeah plague marines regenerate, donāt feel pain, are extreme durable and all their weapons will kill you after the fact often
Also their āauraā
A walking miasma of decay and pestilence
The armour is the same as any other marines, but more durable and regen.
Yeah we will die even if we wear some protection
Yeah plague marine armor isnāt armor anymore lol
It corrodes everything
Its part of them
Plague Marines are basically health tanks
Tbf they can just hand wave the aura
AP ammunition won't do shit, but flame will.
Whereas Iron Warriors would be armor tanks
Warpsmiths will just capture us and make new Daemonculabas the all gender edition
yeah idk I'm doubting a regular Plague Marine would do more to the rejects than the usual bosses we're stomping through
New and improved 
I'm gonna be honest I think you need something about that can take out a light vehicle to go to even tickle them
Iāve heard enough, send in Typhus
id think a plague marine would be pretty fuckin dangerous to us tho
bro we're doomed if he shows up lmao
Well weāve got those
Typhus is a contender for most malignant bastard in the whole setting with Erebus
Plasma will still blast them over, lol.
Typhus shows up on Atoma
Morrow: Whatās this now?
like if his attacks hit theyre gonna do a ton of damage and or corruption and or slowdown effects or w/e
Plasma burns!
Doesnāt Nurgle like Typhus over Mortarion too?
Also, the damn psyker can just smite (lore smite) with warp fire the hell out of plaque marines.
he'd have to have some kind of invuln phases or else we could just nuke him
4 vets chucking kraks
Make it so we have to negate his miasma to be able to have a damage phase
Typhus showing up would probably be a valid reason for Grendyl to just crack Atoma into a million pieces
But otherwise itās too impossible to aim or even stay alive to damage him
Part of me thinks he wants to exterminatus the place, he just wants data on Nurgle
Say, the hp pool would be something like a plaque orgryn, but with carapace level armour.
Maybe we need to break his shield first and stop his regen
But it should be multiphase if itās a sorcerer and itās definitely gonna be a sorcerer not a typical plague marine
Blow the head off and then cave out the chest
Itāll work
Usually

Plague Marines really do just be the zombie space marines huh?
Yeah
These guys are body horror enthusiasts I donāt think itāll work 
Flame grenade from the zealot would also kill it.
They should make a named Plague Marine and call him Kronenberg
Theyād just mutate like some resident evil boss
Death Guard at least are just fatalists who realized they're stuck on the road to total ruin and entropy
Might be more grim than just being mindless zombies
Our list of effective weapons against plague marines ingame
Ogryn raw strength
Psyker stuff(all inclusive)
Plasma, power weapons, thunder hammer, krak grenade, fire grenade, flamer
I think FS knows itās just stupid to add Space marine enemies
Wait are Plague marines and DG two different things or are they like a rectangle and square where is a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isnāt a square
All DG are plague marines
They need to be OP but also balanced so that GW wonāt be on their butts
Not all plague marines are death guard
Which is why I want a mission where the target is a Plague marine. Not some random spawn able enemy
A legit dedicated raid boss mission
There can be totally different plague marine philosophies both within the DG and other plague marines
It can be whatever they want balance wise considering 2 nid primes lose to 3 marines
lol
darktide needs a proper boss battle tbh
Which is horseshit but whatever
A sorcerer but should be a boss
lol
If we get dg, power scythe
I demand it
The twins count no?
Havoc assassination mission
And also twins
oh yeah true
very excited for Necrons to be the intro enemy for Titus in Space Marine 3 before he squares off against some Word Bearers
I meant in MP PVE
Which is 3 randos
lol
Would be nice if itās the Emps Children
Heās about to get cooked in 500 worlds
is this also true for rotkin?
Because campaign booo moment lol
Skin capes return
Monogods first we already got Undivided in SM1
Depends for them, but for some of them their armor is fleshy and part of them now yeah
Nah it's got to be Word Bearers for a textbook Ultramarine like Titus, would be a terrible finish for the trilogy if they're not the final enemy
or maggotkin sorry
Nurgle loves you btw teehee
It grows and adapts
But not all maggotkin have like living armor
Some just wear normal enchanted armor
also AoS pill
Plague marines in 40k are specifically like
does anybody know if slaves to darkness can use daemon models
Ngl the characteristic of that Thousand Sons sorcerer main villain and how he looks he kinda reminds me of a Emps Children than Magnusā son
very nurgled up
Only if you suck off belly K
And you get a weird fucked up roster
Not even the full thing
Well archaon aināt doing shit thatās why
LOL
I want screamers pink horrors and bloodletters with my army of misbegotten kind
You get screamers and bloodletters iirc
But no pink horrors
lol
Let me check the belakor list
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
are slaves to darkness undivided or can you pledge to a certain god like chaos marines
last AoS game question sorry
very excited to botch my first attempt at painting hazard stripes when I get my first set of Iron Warriors soon
Only Chaos Marine army I'd really play
Yes
Specific units or a specific specialized list
And also a generic army rule
All allow for this
Dang you are just a well of knowledge
Letās your units āpledgeā to a specific chaos god
lol
And also the Varanguard only list
Has a bunch of other chaos rules
But you have to run a very limited list of stuff
Swords of chaos is only Varanguard
they have so many cool models idk why they decided their latest spearhead should be all marauders
But you get a weird god options
New shit
this shoulda been their set minus the daemon prince smh

Do you like S2D? lol
Y'know the worst part is the Samus, as far as we know, is the only daemon of the Dark King
and yet he looks kinda lame
I have always loved chaos warriors but i was unaware of their game they got awesome variety
Yeah slaves to darkness are awesome lol
well lame for what is essentially is a Chaos God called a King
unfortunately i bought the skaventide box and already wanted to start a skaven army but im tempted to toss it
sell it
Or donāt
I honestly imagined the Dark King having the color of tarnished gold
Like this
i super agree they overtook skaven for me the other night when I saw the minotaurs
and the chosen
God they need a new generic chaos lord so badly man
Like this dude is fine
But god heās still on a square lol
His face looks like a grumpy pug
I cannot take that seriously
He's literally pouting
CAM ON CHAOS SCORE SOME FACKIN SKULLS
chaos warrior drum man
Dude is a chaos chosen btw lol
Favored by the dark gods
Still banging their drum
Does ascending into becoming a Daemon prince still apply to fantasy?
Thats why he is favored
Cause if so, I like to imagine that he was offered Daemonhood
Refused because he likes beating his drum
Nah he is a greater demon
He just still beats the drum
Yes
Also tbf you can still beat the drum as a daemon prince
lol
What's this model called?
But it's not the same (tm)
He is a champion of tzeentch
Chaos chosen
The drum can now make guitar spunds
Ty
Just because you worship the dark gods doesn't mean you can't make sick beats
Genuine question though
I forgot whether worshipping Undivided makes it harder for you to become a Daemon prince.
Because the Gods hate polyamorous relationships

It does
But you get way more shit lol
Anyways the eightpoints are lowkey kinda chill as long as youāre a worshipper of chaos, as long as youāre okay with a bit of good old fashioned violence
And not a skaven
"CHOOSE ONE."
"WHY SHOULD I??"
Don't the Chaos Gods all hate the Great Horned Rat?
Like I specifically remember they became absolutely annoyed when Archaon named him the 5th Chaos God
Yes
Which btw is fucking hilarious to imagine
"I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THAT GIGANTIC RAT."
Archaon laughing his ass off in the background
Anyways the Varanspire has a lot of eating and drinking going on in it
And violence
Yes yes good good
Archeon is 10 skaven in an armor set
Tbf he has like the most reason to hate every God.
Like imagine having the events of your life be manipulated, and also turn out to be the Antichrist
They have a giant pit where they toss slaves/prisoners/people jump into to fight
lol
Ironic that the fights in the funny pit arenāt always to the death
Unless itās a prisoner or slave then itās free game
šŖ
Anyways the one time it isnāt just normal chaos civilization activity at the eightpoints
And it deleted both
Is when Nagashās armies decided to try and lay siege to it

They got pretty far and established a beach head
Before archaon came home, pissed off
So did the chaos gods very begrudgingly allow Archaon to be the one who brought about the end times
Or did he only minorly piss them off while taking their gifts
He thought bringing the end times would starve Chaos
Unfortunately, that's exactly what Chaos wanted
A new playing field
What a stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
He only minorly pissed them off and is now their toy/slave which he doesnāt like
Heās trying to kill them now
Which they find entertaining
Like, now as in AoS now?
In AoS
Archaon has killed God(s) now
So heās confidant he could do it maybe
lol
Ignore the fact heās still marked with the chaos gods blessings
Why is this dickhead still in the setting and allowed to be literally anything but a dork loser
I definitely think he's gonna become a Chaos God as a result and he's gonna crash out
He already had his big moment crashing WHF
Archaon?
Because heās the chaos gods favorite toy
Heās their champion
And they love watching him fight lol
Until heās deposed by one of his varanguard or a daemon prince
Basically they made him the antichrist specifically to rage bait him for all of eternity
Itās unlikely for the chaos gods to stop adoring him
Oh ofc he'd still be strong but I would hope that everything keeps blowing up in his face
Well yeah
He had a temper tantrum that caused a bunch of his forces to fuck off and leave
I honestly think it would be funny for him to become a Chaos God
Where he screamed about how heād kill the Gods
In a fit of rage
And bashed in a daemon princes skull because she dared to offend him
Reasonable crash out/j
Using a small fraction of each gods' powers to kill all gods
That's a really good plan, actually
But yeah that caused a wave of the slaves to darkness break off
lol
Some still are following him even if they think heās stupid
For trying to kill the gods
Others think he was just cursing the chaos gods
Tbf it would make sense if
Say
I don't know. It was a shard of Nurgle against Tzeentch
And doesnāt actually want to kill them
lol
And others are like
āKill the chaos gods? HELL YEAHā
So basically they think it's similar to how some people shout "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT" in anger
If his goal was to make chaos go away, then you can only guess he's being genuine
His goal to all his not high ranking followers is to conquer the mortal realms and rule over them as the rightful ruler
"I WANT TO KILL THEM. I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL. I WANT TO FUCKING RIP TZEENTCH IN HALF, MAKE KHORNE TASTE MY BLADE AS I SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS, AND-"
"Man this guy is really angry. I'm sure he doesn't want to actually kill the Chaos Gods though."
His goal as known to his inner circle is āIM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THE GODS AND THEN THE DARK GODSā
in lore what guns do psykers normally have?
Laspistols are common, as are plasma pistols
Aside from that it varies
Pointed to their head mostly
Like Elite said, basically the same as everyone else
It's a really good idea to kill the good gods first, actually
Boltpistols, las pistols, plasma pistols
shredders or no?
Tbf, they're weaker.
I canāt tell if youāre being ironic or not
Auto pistols usually no but some carry them
The guard doesnāt favor auto weapons generally
He wants to consume the non chaos gods powers
He could possibly want to use their corpses to somehow find a way to slay the Dark Gods somehow
got it
So basically his plan is to ween off the Chaos Juice and become his own independent being
Archaon figured out how to drain power from a āgodā heās slain
whats the difference bwteen an adsecularis/tech thrall and a servitor?
Maybe itās unclear
Tech thralls arenāt lobotomized
And are considered lower then servitors in terms of worth
Their bodies get forced to do actions
Either way, I should get into fantasy/AoS. This sounds interesting
lots of servitors aren't eitherd tho no?
I am
This guy has chronic debilitating mental malfunctions
The pistols look like a 1911 and a luger had a baby.
Servitors by definition are lobotomized
Yeah no heās blinded by anger and hate towards the chaos gods lol
His actual military plans are generally good
His overall plan is awful
He's basically in an eternal state of crash out
What is the name of the gigantic looking revolver some Hive Gangers use?
Well that and cost sunk fallacy
Stub revolver
servitors tbf seem like they'd be moderately valued in some circumstances bc of how relatively expensive their components are compare to some random ass slave or menial or serf
looked like a beretta to me
Yep, you nailed it
valued in dthe same way an expensive machine is
someone said looked similar to a repetierpistole m1912
get power from bad gods, bad gods get control over me in return
I will kill the good gods and take their power
this will not benefit the bad gods in any way

Tech thralls are literally slaves they mutilated and jammed some shit in
And their armor forces them to move in a specific way and fight lol
Tbf the power he got from the bad gods was
More so forced upon him. He was basically born to be the antichrist
even worse than servitors lol
So whatās the one we have in game called?
Also Sigmar told Archaon he was sorry he couldnāt save or help him in the past
the same
Stub revolver
Bruh
Sigmar mentioned
give Ogryn the big Stub Revolver then
Maybe?
As you can tell Archaon is very rational and sane
And totally Not angry
Or spiteful or bitter
And when the Hell are we gonna get Slab Shield gun combo Ogryn??

Itās literally in one of the three arts on their skill tree
its just illustration
Realize my mistakes and that my journey was pointless? That I ultimately failed?
ā
Dig even deeper into the hole I dug myself into?
ā
Sigmar literally offered to free his soul btw lol
Archaon is the king of crashing out in AoS rn
Itās great
Fr??
archaon continues to be the coolest mfer around
Yes, Archaon is pissed at sigmar
lol
He never had his prayers answered in the past
I thought when you said that, that Sigmar was apologizing for the fact that he could not EVER save him, past or present
And now after an eternity of being the chaos gods slaves
This guy is NOT sentient chat
kina surdprised that they primarily seem to be a 30k thing, id think 40k mech woul keep using something so cheap an expendable
He gets offered a chance
Theyāre common in 40k as well
Theyāre only locked to 30k for tabletop reasons
All the 30k stuff is in 40k aside from the castellax battle automata
huh thats kina stupiddd ddbdut yk
And battle automata are usually restricted to defensive warfare
Blame GWās sales department lol
Itās stupid
ik lol everything bad is dtheir fault
/genuine
Archaon reminds me of stupid 40k space marine bravado, except if it didn't go well every single time
Itās their sales department
Specifically lol
They want to keep 40k and 30k nearly completely separate for sales tracking
Which is fucking stupid
To be honest, ignoring the overall high stakes, Archaon is a pretty interesting character to me. Tragedy is not an excuse for him, but his tragedy is an interesting explanation.
And also the dangers of spite and cost-sunk fallacy.
He could accept Sigmar's offer. But
He never saved him before. He never saved him when his village got attacked, or when he was prophesied to be the Champion of Chaos.
He didn't even know that Sigmar existed until Fantasy exploded.
Why would he accept it now?
It's already too late for him.
Archaon was scared heād become sigmars slave when he offered that lol
Yeeep
lol
Heās also terrified of being under anyone ever again
cause theyre not very smart right? i read their "brains" are similar to animals & so they can only perform very basic tasks, so not great for complex battles
He wants to be free
Slave of good <<<< slave of bad
Yeah they need a handler in essence
You know the 40k units have the cybernerica datasmith
I get where he's coming from, I think it's funny to dunk on him though
Automata in modern day 40k usually have one assigned to help
Brother is horrifically traumatized
Itās hilarious lol
neat im gonna odgo fixd my keybbdoar dnodw
Tbf for Archaon. He sees none of them as good.
Only bad.
The "good" gods are just weaker ones to him
Itās fun to shit on him because of how tragic he is
Despite the fact that he is definitely no longer human in body.
It is fitting that he is the "champion of mortals".
Because his flaws are deeply human.
Spite, misplaced hatred, anger
A want to make sense of it all
Heās literally labeled as a daemon prince in the battle tome lol
A want for freedom
Heās def no longer truly human
I think he never takes off his helmet because he doesn't want to see what he looks like now
Also itās hilarious how he refuses to answer his followers about his origin
Because some part of him definitely knows that he isn't human anymore
He just lets them speculate
Some people think heās sigmars brother
Which in fact
Makes him extremely angry
How to rage bait Archaon even more
Ship him and Sigmar
Step two
Run as fast as you can (you will not escape)
Thereās one in universe theory thatās correct on his origin
Which is that he used to serve sigmar lol
So about ascending to daemonhood
I thought daemons were made of the warp energy made from collective consciousness, so if a person ascends to daemonhood, are they purely warp and no longer a truly sentient individual?
Or is it like a halfsies sorta thing
In AoS itās different
In 40k itās, weird
Yesn't.
If a person ascends to daemonhood they keep all their memories and personality
But their soul is no longer theirs in 40k
You still have your mind and thoughts but you can no longer go against the Chaos God ideals.
Itās part of the greater whole of a chaos god now
You can go against it until they pull the leash
In AoS/whfb daemon princes are simply mortals greatly empowered by the chaos gods
To the point where theyāre no longer human in terms of how they interact with the world
You don't really stay the same person. Becoming of the warp drastically reshapes your perceptions and intuitions.
Basically
If a Nurgle Demon prince wants to make a sandwich for some reason
They can
Unless if Nurgle doesn't allow it
True regardless
Then they physically can't order a sandwich
Despite how much they really want that BLT
I think that all makes sense
Does the "leash" still exist?
So in AoS they keep all of their mind, but they have puppet strings on their bodies?
Or even as a Daemon prince you can go against them
Identity Contamination!!!!!!!
Chaos is just late stage capitalism
"congratulations you're a CEO, your soul is lost and belongs to Nurgle.INC now"
Was not the original intent but I'll roll with it
DAMN!!
Sometimes it ends okay, like the world eater in fall of cadia that gets force femd
Huh

wha
Explain
I like when people refer to it as the Damn Bird so it sounds like they're frustrated with it
Okay, not actually what happens 
Awww
But iirc the daemon that's been actively following him is a weirdly seductive more fem leaning khorne daemon, and when he ascends she kinda pushes his soul out
Or something idr
Weirdly seductive more fem leaning khorne daemon may be a unique sentence
Well daemons don't really operate on that spectrum so the closest you get is "approximately lady-like"
I still think of you as iron leggy bird
Real ones know that's because I used to be obsessed with Ironhelm
Now I am just Leggy Bird
I might be wholly misremembering but if I am I am going to use this idea for a char 
what happened
Only if you get banished
Sheās a daemon prince so she doesnāt count
Nope you remembered it all perfectly lol
World eater force fem is canon
Artesia is a funny daemon, weird shadow thing

Morning, foul mood, dumbass question
How do single women not suffer from the existential dread of dying alone and forgotten!?
It boggles my mind, genuinely
Because I sincerely get that sort of existential dread
uhm they do lol
And I have 0 idea how by Terra women can so easily overlook/cope/ignore that
We all fear true death, when nothing is left of ones existence
...not if all the online discourses I have been seeing/my dating app experiences are showing me :/
Like OK ignore dating apps for now
you just need to talk with them xd
and preferably outside dating apps
My FB feeds shows some women just keep hammering on about how women don't need men
because women typically dont align their societal worth with their inability to find a partner like men do
I generally avoid those content because its mostly gender bashing
But I am more talking about the concept of living and eventually dying alone
Like, not even what society thinks
But the concept that your only worth is to be a working cog
With no special meaning to anyone else outside of work
With no one to appreciate you on a personal level
Somehow women enjoy their modern freedoms so much they apparently don't even feel the above!?
to well adjusted people being single isn't a big deal idk what you're saying
You eventually get used to prolonged lack of social interaction
(I mean maybe I am too lonely?)
This is called going crazy
single doesnt inherently mean lonely though which is what the connection he is making is
Nah, they did qualify it with "going Crazy"
Hey I haven't left the house in years and I'm fine š
Cope
All power to ya tbh, but sincerely I very much doubt you are fine
Im on a train choo choo
eeeh Im pretty sure they feel some type of loneliness too
It's true I do play foxhole, generally a bad sign for the average person
Like we are saying "how do single women not cope with the idea that they will die alone" and treating it like thats a normal thing to say
surface level appearance dont necessarily show whats under and all that
Also the people saying "x doesn't mean y" are basically all grifter filth
The internet has no advice, it has entertainment
I think your perspective on the matter is too askewed by shown content thats meant to incite some discourse š
Okay not true but 99% of internet commentator stuff is just pure nonsense grift
There's no separation on people with this we're all quite equally fucked in the head
I hate to see your feed if there's no joy or genuine people in it
Yea, maybe I really should try to stop over thinking about it. I traveled to HK for a break, not to drive myself off the deep(er) end.
TBF Facebook is half dead nowadays
Half is generous
just have a talk with women, or people in general thats outside of the context of dating or engaging in some gender discourse xd
Or the internet, ideally
no you can have good convos in the internet
(Like this one lol)
Yes but ideal rule of thumb
It turns out when you treat people like people you begin to understand them more
its not ideal rule of thumb š
people is the same, just different method of comms
ye
Okay admittedly bad source since I haven't had prolonged interactions with people in 4 years 
like skewed perceptions plays a part on warping your perspective and all


