40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

dont question it

like-

[arctic talon]

Don’t worry about it

[storm jungle]

the people designing the space marine armors IRL

legit had no idea

how these work

[arctic talon]

Marine helmets have always been cursed

[storm jungle]

lol

[arctic talon]

lol

[urban spire]

i like beakies

[arctic talon]

Do not think about how any of them are air proof

[crystal forum]

the fact that they get the option to remove the top for now reason other than looking cool with a half helmet

[arctic talon]

They literally can’t be practically speaking

[raven stone]

They had no idea how the pauldrons don't block sight

[storm jungle]

Edgelord points

[raven stone]

So yea

[arctic talon]

They could do this with every MK of power armor

lol

Starting with 4

[crystal forum]

really? never seen that

[arctic talon]

There’s half mask MK7

[urban spire]

silence hive scum

[storm jungle]

^

[lament shoal]

I do really like how Titus puts on his helmet in the secret level episode

[arctic talon]

Mostly csm

[vagrant fox]

Dev blog

[crystal forum]

wait is there a half helmet beakie

where it's just the beak

[arctic talon]

Lore wise yes

[urban spire]

i'm half expecting space marine 3 to have the armour slide out of their ass like marvel movie iron man suits

[arctic talon]

Tabletop wise never seen it

[crystal forum]

i need to see this

[arctic talon]

lol

[crystal forum]

damn

[queen laurel]

Alright here's the personalities and here's the voices tell me if you recognize anyone

[arctic talon]

Could convert it easily

[storm jungle]

GORDON?

GORDON FREEMAN?

[queen laurel]

Yes I'm picking you Sigsen

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life2-half-life3-gordon-freeman-hl3-gif-17282484466080368880

[raven stone]

Wait WHAT

[urban spire]

frowning deepens

[celest dome]

Oh shit where was that mentioned

[arctic talon]

Half mask MK6 without beak

[queen laurel]

In the news right now the new forum

[raven stone]

We actually getting Gordon Freeman voice reveal

In Darktide

[crystal forum]

aw damn no beak

[raven stone]

Shit

[vagrant fox]

Lizzie did... something?

[celest dome]

thanks, didn't see it on the forum

[crystal forum]

wait i forgot i have half helmet mark 3's

guess i just forgot

[celest dome]

Nobody had replied to it

[arctic talon]

10,000 years more of primaris debate go

[urban spire]

battle brother looks like he's dressed to spray paint his bike

[lament shoal]

HIRED GUN PERSONALITY LETS FUCKING GO, IMMA MAKE V FROM CYBERPUNK

[arctic talon]

Probably is

lol

Gotta clean up that white and blue

[vagrant fox]

the primaris debate never ends, to the debatepits with you

[crystal forum]

those chainsaw bayonets are fugly

[arctic talon]

I’m so fucking tired

[crystal forum]

i like the normal bayonets in the mark 3 box better

[arctic talon]

I’ve had to listen to this shit for almost 10 years now

[lament shoal]

All the people putting the barf reaction on the latest class announcement post should be tarred and feathered

[arctic talon]

💀

[vagrant fox]

My only gripe is I wish they'd been introduced better but here we are, I'm tired of it

[arctic talon]

lol

Marine bitching never ends, there’s always something to bitch about lol

When I got into the hobby

[crystal forum]

they'll all be quiet if the class ends up being fun

[arctic talon]

It was their base size being changed

lol

[storm jungle]

like i said in theorychat

im gonna fucking laugh like walter in the crawlspace

[arctic talon]

People complaining about them going from 25 to 32 mm

[storm jungle]

if i log into the mourningstar hub on release day

and its just FILLED

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

with gangers

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-lol-lmao-rofl-gif-16433990

[crystal forum]

it's obviously going to be that

[lament shoal]

Or once their favorite YouTuber posts a video talking about how good it is 😭

[storm jungle]

100% lmao

[arctic talon]

Necromunda lookin ass

[lament shoal]

Fucking npcs istg

[crystal forum]

when have gamers ever not bought the product they complain about

[arctic talon]

Also thank god they leaned into the hive scum thing

And they’re not just all gangers

lol

[celest dome]

What's the name of the Arbites character ? Zorin ?

[storm jungle]

it wasnt even that

we had the rage of the trailer day

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

THEN THE LITERAL NEXT DAY

We had 2k-3k upvoted posts being positive

and saying the class should be fun/looks great

like holy shit

fucking sheep

[vagrant fox]

I'd completely forgotten about that, I remember thinking it's a literal nothingburger to be mad about

[storm jungle]

Notice the negative reviews just dropping

because people just get bored

[lament shoal]

I'm proud to be a hive scum supporter from day one

[storm jungle]

and move on

lol

[crystal forum]

review bombing for literally no reason

[storm jungle]

Its legit funny

[urban spire]

hive scum looks fine, i'll probably enjoy it

[crystal forum]

like what is their reasoning i dont get it genuinely

[arctic talon]

It was, I mean it was kind of annoying for those people to rebase but it was literally a non issue

[storm jungle]

They just didnt want a ganger

[celest dome]

And the bangwaggon people having already dropped their neg review

[storm jungle]

and wanted a techpriest

even though it was never teased

[vagrant fox]

gamers are some of the whiniest speciments on the planet is the reason

[urban spire]

hey i also wanted a tech priest i'm just normal about it

[arctic talon]

Only beaten by sports fans

[arctic talon]

Real

lol

[lament shoal]

To all crybabies, consider the following:

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[crystal forum]

oh also idk if this needs saying but the dual auto pistols are old munda art

and i love that

watch the lexi page suddenly get a new source added when DLC is released

[urban spire]

the custom stim mechanic legit sounds cool as hell

fingers crossed they don't fuck it up

[languid meadow]

im only here for fishbones

[crystal forum]

half the lexi page for lasguns is now darktide images

[daring creek]

Actually reading them it's just literally nothing. One was literally "WTF"?

There should seriously be a character minimum so people don't waste a fucking review

[nocturne crest]

Watchdogs, 40k sounds like a fun idea.

[urban spire]

tbf, 40k has historically had issues with an art style for guns that looks like someone opened paint and drew some boxes vaguely in the shape of a rifle

[crystal forum]

it's more the sources for normie weapons in 40k that are all over the place

you got mark 9, 400, 433999, 219120973

none of them show up anywhere but one place

[urban spire]

although special shouts out to primaris weapons looking 21st century tactical, making me want to fall down the stairs

[celest dome]

How the fuck do I have a notification for a chat I don't have unread message in

[crystal forum]

modular bolters

the US army got to space marines

[celest dome]

Jess Nelsing is actually one of my fav va in DT tbh

Happy to see more of her

[urban spire]

picatinny rail is a fucking tech heresy get thAT SHIT OFF YOUR GUN RIGHT NOW MARINE

[vagrant fox]

These VAs seem nice, fatshark gets a single thumbs up

[vagrant fox]

why not more tacticool modernslop

[celest dome]

FS/Ward are picking great VA, and more so, are doing great voice lines writings

[crystal forum]

the fucking laser pointer

on a lasgun

[urban spire]

bah, post eaten by the fun police

[crystal forum]

and a holographic sight

[storm jungle]

awful

[crystal forum]

just laugh at this user for putting that much effort into 1 single guardsman

[storm jungle]

beat however is the owner of this mini is with sticks

[crystal forum]

when he has to do like 30 more

[urban spire]

i don't care if you're made of the emperor's own seed if you put a 40mm underbarrel grenade launcher on your bolter you're going in the nutrient reclamation vats

[celest dome]

Picanity rails kinda go against the motto of the Imperium tbh

[lament shoal]

What's funny is that sometimes I see whiny people use that term to refer to the current models because they still can't get over primaris being a thing

[crystal forum]

the modern quad night vision is the worst part

[storm jungle]

to be fair

[crystal forum]

that's literally better than imperial tech

[storm jungle]

primaris are VERY much tacticool

like-

[crystal forum]

imperial night vision sucks ass

[storm jungle]

one of the reaver minis

literally has af cking heckler and koch rifle

lol

[lament shoal]

Love me some reivers

[crystal forum]

a heckling cock?

[urban spire]

i do actually like the modern military aesthetic i just don't want to see it on a space marine

[celest dome]

I will accept that for this miniature set

[urban spire]

that thing also looks goofy as hell

[lament shoal]

Never seen that unit before

[celest dome]

Flashgitz but SM

[crystal forum]

i think people hate it too much

[celest dome]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Desolation_Squad

[crystal forum]

somebody painted them as nerf guns

[urban spire]

it's like someone looked at the stinger pods mounted on some modern air defense vehicles and said "what if we mounted that on a gun"

[languid meadow]

an anarchist getting peeved that the anarchist is the murderer

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-samuel-rodrigues-metal-gear-rising-mgr-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-11885031541724207956

good fuck you

[vagrant fox]

Those guns look so bad

[crystal forum]

also a chain belt for no reason

[celest dome]

I'm gonna taste my homemade alcohol to compare the difference with the strawberry soju

[crystal forum]

the worst part is they're not gravis units

[urban spire]

are you from finland by any chance

[crystal forum]

cardinal sin

[celest dome]

nah, Belgium/luxembourg

[urban spire]

ah fair

[celest dome]

why so

[urban spire]

the little star wars astromech droid periscope is kinda cute though

[celest dome]

fair

[urban spire]

needed to know for fennoscandic ribbing purposes

anyway my hunch was wrong so it doesn't matter

[crystal forum]

you have to admit the devastation squad is great for kitbashing

desolation

whatever the word is

[languid meadow]

the stupid fucking FLASH

that's what it reminded me of

[urban spire]

that too yeah

[crystal forum]

why are you calling an objectively cool weapon stupid

[urban spire]

it's got too much stuff on it

[crystal forum]

the flash?

[urban spire]

oh, no, not the flash

the flash rules

[crystal forum]

good

[urban spire]

it's stupid though

[crystal forum]

it is

4 rockets

why

[vagrant fox]

cool

[celest dome]

Could be worse, could be Danish

[winged jacinth]

4 tanks

[crystal forum]

it's not even made for tanks

[celest dome]

So my HM alcohol is stronger, but also more sweet

[crystal forum]

it's an incendiary rocket launcher

[urban spire]

yeah

it's a war crimes launcher

[celest dome]

Wouldn't be able to drink like a 1/3 of a liter on my own

[crystal forum]

also was just a prototype or smth

wasn't really used much

afaik

[winged jacinth]

I think the actual answer is dumbfire rockets are not spectacularly accurate and you want area saturation

[urban spire]

also there's a smaller platform i'm desperately trying to remember the name of

[crystal forum]

nothing beats a simple 40mm grenade launcher for that role

[lament shoal]

@storm jungle we got a crybaby in gen chat complaining about Matt Ward lmfao

[celest dome]

Whom ?

[winged jacinth]

Yeah idk maybe someone thought making it recoilless would be worth dectupling the munition costs

[lament shoal]

Dude named police brutality responding to me

[crystal forum]

im sure it didn't help with the weight at all

also i think it was expendable

like the LAW

[celest dome]

Honestly not surprised seeing the name

[crystal forum]

which itself looks like a kid's toy

[storm jungle]

Of course, what else name would he have lol

[winged jacinth]

Im pretty sure the box is just tubes and an optic like rpgs were?

Arnold isnt using the optic but its there lol

[storm jungle]

Friendly reminder once again that 99% of people who still cry about Ward "ruining 40k" werent even fucking born around the time that Ultramarines codex came out

"destroyed the hobby" btw

[crystal forum]

here you're the chemist idk what any of this means

[winged jacinth]

Does matt ward hate women??? That ones new to me lol

[storm jungle]

definitely ranting about the sororitas/GK incident

which he went on public record saying was just him poorly trying to make the GK look comically evil

its a very honest mistake to make lol

[winged jacinth]

Oh lol that was just stupid but i can see it esp just knowing it secondhand

It is a very funny moment

[storm jungle]

Yeah he apologized for it not realizing the effect he had at the time, Ward is still pretty responsible for a lot of great 40k lore stuff so ranting to him about this incident in fucking 2025 at this rate is really tiring

[crystal forum]

1600 degrees is pretty hot i think

more than it takes to bake bread is all i know

[winged jacinth]

"We, the incorruptable grey knights, need to be double incorruptable which is why we're using this recently acquired nun blood"

[winged jacinth]

That's like a cousin to the thermite reaction sheesh are you sure this wasnt at least meant for light armor?

[storm jungle]

I miss when people got upset at somewhat understandable lore hiccusp

now its

"NOOO I DONT WANT MY ARMY OF EVIL PSYCHO MARINES TO HATE PSYKERS AND BE EVIL NOOOO"

God, shut up 😩

[crystal forum]

oh right thermite is literally just aluminium and metal oxyde

[winged jacinth]

Yeah aluminum redox is a violent reaction you can do some wacky shit with

[rustic patrol]

"The stain of suspicion never completely fades." - Leandros SM2

[storm jungle]

It does if you arent a grognard

[crystal forum]

it was meant to directly replace the M2 flamethrower so it's meant for bunkers and light vehicles. i doubt the substance burns long enough to melt the rolled steel of tank armour

[rustic patrol]

da fuq is a grognard lol first time I've ever seen that

[winged jacinth]

Organic chemistry regularly uses a substance called lithium aluminum hydride which reacts very explosively with water

[crystal forum]

french loan word

[storm jungle]

how long have you been on the internet

[rustic patrol]

IT'S FRENCH?~!

[winged jacinth]

Don't forget to dry your wets!!

[crystal forum]

is it the lithium that reacts with the water and then creates a reaction with the aluminium

[rustic patrol]

I don't usually hang out in places where people throw insults around

[winged jacinth]

Grognard isnt even that old a term is it? It might be older in the offline tabletop space

[rustic patrol]

sips tea

[storm jungle]

You are currently in a place where people throw insults around.

[languid meadow]

1912

[storm jungle]

literally

[rustic patrol]

usually

[storm jungle]

Thats the entire internet

[crystal forum]

grognard is def old in the french language

[zenith remnant]

That 'usually' is carrying enough weight that you'd be better off handing it off to an Ogryn

[winged jacinth]

The aluminum hydride reacts with the water producing hot hydrogen gas and then that plus the lithium ignites the hydrogen gas

[humble shoal]

Nerd

[vagrant fox]

les grognards mention??

[storm jungle]

🪞

[plush mason]

so a dwarven longbeard is a grognard

[humble shoal]

At the age of 12 I was born without a face

[storm jungle]

If only

[queen laurel]

would have made you less ugly but here we are

[urban spire]

holy shit i gotta pull the ripcord

[storm jungle]

oh my god

[crystal forum]

damn that's brutal

[storm jungle]

oldcron fan

insta red flag

lmao

[humble shoal]

God I wosh I had the lack of self respect to become a nurgling just to shit on your lawn

[plush mason]

just start watching asmongold and it will be easy

[near wasp]

Oldcrons are just boring

[winged jacinth]

Its maybe 3 times more reactive with water by mass than pure lithium but its also maybe the best reducing agent out there if you properly dry your solutions

[humble shoal]

Cant keeps turning me to khorne

[languid meadow]

oldcron fans are just budget chaos fans

imo

[humble shoal]

Or khaine whatever tf his name is

[zenith remnant]

This is the kind of person that got me kicked from a 40k TTRPG server because I wouldn't submit to their "Hellgun" vs. "Hell Gun" vs. "Hotshot Lasgun" quibbling

[plush mason]

a reasonable reaction

[crystal forum]

see this is why i can't get into chemistry. too many explosives

[urban spire]

i cant i cant i cant be posting there like this i can't talk to this person

[storm jungle]

Thats great because new lore confirms its literally the same shit too

im so glad they closed that nonsense finally

[humble shoal]

Is there a difference

[storm jungle]

its the same shit

[humble shoal]

Anyway I hope ganger gets a single version of the 1911

[winged jacinth]

I thought hellguns had the backpack and hotshots were sniper patterns

[humble shoal]

[rustic patrol]

do they debate between whether it's pronounced La**zgun and Lase**gun too?

[storm jungle]

Anyone who thinks Oldcrons were better has not read a single necron material in their entire life and their opinion accumulates to basically a drywall.

My favorite bit is like "I loved it when they were unthinking legions of killer robot terminators."

So literally what they are now? Now their leaders just talk who almost nobody in a war will ever see anyway? lol

[crystal forum]

erm it's actually helgun not hellgun

[urban spire]

but the hotshot longlas special barrel backpack!

[zenith remnant]

Only to people who think Space Marines were better off as eugenics-made high school bullies because it makes them feel better about themselves

[humble shoal]

Oh god I just thought of a cursed ganger angle

Ww2 german wehrmacht

Cuz you know

Meth

[vagrant fox]

I found oldcrons so fucking boring I wrote off the entire faction, funnily enough now with them being just a smaller part of the whole thing I do find them mildly interesting

[queen laurel]

"Oldcrons were better"

"did you read any books about them then?"

"I don't read books"

[languid meadow]

Hotshots are just lasguns with supercharged packs they can be in normal, sniper, or carbine form

[zenith remnant]

I'm probably going male anarchist with mine. I want full psycho

[winged jacinth]

You can make plenty of meth references without adding actual nazi cosmetics

[languid meadow]

helguns have the backpacks

[humble shoal]

This would offend me if I could read

[storm jungle]

Thats why they entirely got updated, the writers realised they were literally just a 1 gimmick faction with nothing going for them.

[winged jacinth]

Just make them from indiana or something

[humble shoal]

I know I just thought of a cursed way to do it

Indiana methhead is the more mainstream way

[rustic patrol]

the Lych Guard are sentient enough to be threatened with the punishment of being converted into a Scarab if they fail, so they aren't unthinking killer robots.

More like people with various stages of dementia and lobotomy trapped in robot bodies that can freeze up if they remember they don't have the ability to breathe, but the instintct to do so.

[crystal forum]

i've seen hot shot long las that have to be reloaded after every shot

[storm jungle]

The best part of this page (since i also helped write it) was bundling up all these reference points at the start of the naming convention at the top of the page lol

[winged jacinth]

What if indiana is where they make eversor assassins

[storm jungle]

Im not talking about the lychguard, im talking about your battle-line warriors and other non-thinking crons which make up 80% of Cron armies.

[languid meadow]

Rage

[humble shoal]

Never understood the hotshot

[winged jacinth]

I think hotshots being sniper rifles is an abnettism?

[humble shoal]

Is it supposed to fire fast or just super slow

[celest dome]

This is a reference that i'm not sober enough to understand

[winged jacinth]

Like power sword lightsabers

[storm jungle]

Fire more repeatedly.

[languid meadow]

To me helgun is still the fucking backpack and hotshots are just super charged packs because at this point why fucking name anything

[humble shoal]

So they can decapitate an orc at 2 miles and fire fast

[languid meadow]

HATE

[humble shoal]

I see why they are used

Now

[celest dome]

Fire at a higher power level, like picking a gun at a higher calibre

[urban spire]

i love that man's writing so much

[storm jungle]

Literally all fucking hellguns have a big backpack/magazine equilavent from the power they consume, its the same shit.

[urban spire]

what the fuck is a treadfether lmao

[winged jacinth]

Midwest drug crisis joke
Cant use where i live its all heroin and that'd be a terrible eversor

[celest dome]

Doesn't make it inherently faster rate of fire, or precision, just more wattage

[storm jungle]

its like how the tempestus drop troopers got non-backpack hellguns

but their magazines like MASSIVE

[humble shoal]

Yeah meth makes eversors

[storm jungle]

lol

[humble shoal]

Methheads are immune to tazers

[urban spire]

misread that as tempestus drop gooners, i'm gonna have to deploy that one at some point

[storm jungle]

die

[humble shoal]

The inquisition taught me... many things

[winged jacinth]

Heroin eversor be like "you want me to get out of the drop pod??"

[urban spire]

nah that shit's copaganda

[plush mason]

random question, are ghost planets a type of daemon world or are they something seperate

[humble shoal]

Not really

[storm jungle]

ghost planets?

[crystal forum]

wtf is a ghost planet

[urban spire]

"i have to be able to kill anyone i look at instantly in case they are on evil drugs that make them immune to electricity overriding their nervous system"

[languid meadow]

ghoul stars

?

[plush mason]

from one of the horror stories

[humble shoal]

Meth had military uses and still does

[storm jungle]

I dont think they are an official planet designation, would be on the lexi otherwise

[urban spire]

yeah but it's not magic. these of days it's just used to keep pilots awake for long enough that they make mistakes and get people killed

[winged jacinth]

If i were making an eversor cocktail i'd start with meth for drive and focus

[humble shoal]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

there's thousands of world classifications that get used like once in a single book

[plush mason]

a planet made up of dead souls and ruled by cruel beings

[humble shoal]

Tell that to the finnish dude....

[urban spire]

even in world war 2 meth was just used as a wake-up drug

[storm jungle]

yeah no thats basically a corrupted world/daemon planet at that point lol

[urban spire]

that was in world war 2!

[near wasp]

Hitler was addicted to meth

[humble shoal]

I know

[urban spire]

and his achievement was just that he stayed awake for a very long time and skiid for days!

he didn't get magic superpowers, he had to be hospitalized!

[plush mason]

yeah thats what i thought

[humble shoal]

Yes, this is like 30% of an eversor

[languid meadow]

It's from this anthology hold on and the story has no lex page

[winged jacinth]

Eversors are meant to run at 110% until they get put back in stasis or explode so giving them heart palpitating amounts of stimulants makes sense

[storm jungle]

Yeah basically is the case i think

[humble shoal]

The other is natural psychipathy

And roids

[storm jungle]

Huh

[near wasp]

I mean he beat a wolverine to death (it was a log and he broke his compass over it)

[storm jungle]

Wolverine cant die

he has regeneration!

[languid meadow]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Harrowed_Paths_(Anthology)

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-gulo-gulo-claws-paw-smack-gif-18304119136429012436

[storm jungle]

i was about to ask which Short is it

then I just see "Ghost Planet"

amazing titles as ever James Workshop

up there with Deathworld and Deathworlder

[humble shoal]

Honeybadger doesnt give a fuck

[storm jungle]

thats a wolverine you fuckwad

it would fuck up a honeybitcher

[humble shoal]

Same family

[storm jungle]

Dun matter

different animal

[humble shoal]

Yes a skunk bear would fuck up a honey badger

[storm jungle]

doubt it

i need one to maul you though

[winged jacinth]

Convergent coloration which is weird

[urban spire]

if not friend why shaped like friend?

[humble shoal]

No thanks I dont want to be sprayed

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/golden-retriever-tennis-ball-mediator-gif-11017604489080322262

[humble shoal]

Skunk ass mothafuckers

[storm jungle]

Eat it.

[humble shoal]

I dont want to deal with a loke 60 lb skunk

[plush mason]

weasels are some of the vicious animals

[winged jacinth]

Honey badgers are more inassailable compared to wolverines having classic mustelid hyperviolent tendencies

[humble shoal]

Polar bear

Also dolphins doing... things with the corpses of other animals

Or the penguins that made a researcher kill themselves

[winged jacinth]

Weasels stoats and especially mink are murder machines

[plush mason]

i just mean in terms of pure aggression

[winged jacinth]

If they were the size of polar bears they'd depopulate whole areas lol

[plush mason]

yup

[humble shoal]

So would feral cats

[winged jacinth]

Wolverines arent as murderous because of the way scale and calorie need relate but they're still pretty murderous

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-wolverine-snow-dig-jump-gif-3309838

[winged jacinth]

Feral cats are also insanely good hunters and unlike mustelids they hunt for sport sometimes

Feral cats are the worst invasive species on earth

[humble shoal]

Yee

[crystal forum]

that's literally entirely the fault of humans too

[winged jacinth]

Yup

[crystal forum]

but hey we're the most invasive species on earth so it's par for the course

[winged jacinth]

Well invasive species are definitionally our fault but yeah

[winged jacinth]

We do beat out the rat narrowly

By antarctica and alberta canada

[crystal forum]

the rat is another that's entirely our fault

[winged jacinth]

They're all our fault! Its not an invasive if its not lol

[crystal forum]

some aren't, well if you consider climate change to not be directly our fault

[winged jacinth]

That's a whole other dynamic from invasives when you start to consider habitat shifts i think

[crystal forum]

the ladybug is a funny one

people back in the day would just do whatever and see if it worked

[winged jacinth]

I haven't heard ladybug news recently

[crystal forum]

it's an intentionally planted species

in north america

to get rid of crop eating bugs

[winged jacinth]

I know they're used insecticidally

Yeah

[near wasp]

Coconuts

[winged jacinth]

You can buy them live and have them shipped to you its pretty funny

[surreal nest]

Fuck coconuts

We all hate coconuts here

[crystal forum]

people get really mad at airport security for confiscating fruits and stuff

[winged jacinth]

That's just introduction since its the coconut doing coconut stuff

[languid meadow]

coconuts taste like ass anyway

leave them to the crabs

[surreal nest]

I am deathly allergic to coconuts I hope they all die

[winged jacinth]

Coconuts float for an evolutionary reason lol

[crystal forum]

i have never met somebody allergic to coconuts

[languid meadow]

invader zim ass fruit

[near wasp]

I have texture issues with them personally

[surreal nest]

Its very rare and very obnoxious because like 95% of hygiene products use coconut oil

[crystal forum]

i hate the shredded wood pulp texture too

[crystal forum]

you wear makeup?

[surreal nest]

No

[crystal forum]

[storm jungle]

imo the human race should explode

only after I die tho

i wanna keep gaming first

[languid meadow]

fuck no lets keep spreading

like a little fungus

MORE HUMANS

[vagrant fox]

give my family enough time to die out then it can all die

[humble shoal]

Should just pull a krieg ut since no hive

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

All die

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-spamton-petri-dish-infection-gif-6175091653118547376

[rustic patrol]

guess this is how a death cult starts lmao

[urban spire]

hell no, kessler syndrome NOW

LETS GO ABLATION CASCADE

[crystal forum]

dilara getting excited when the news talks about climate change worsening

[near wasp]

Me justifying my addiction to tarkov

[languid meadow]

It went from -10 last night to +7 now

[surreal nest]

But its in a lot of soaps lotions balms and shampoos

[languid meadow]

im gonna kill myself

[winged jacinth]

Yeah its wacky we're like one import control failure from having to switch bananas again lol

[urban spire]

first planet humans terraform is gonna be earth or they don't get to leave

[crystal forum]

continental climate

[languid meadow]

everyone is talking about the Jokerao VL again

[sacred ginkgo]

New voice actors look fun

Yet another person who has a role in Refantazio

And Savant has 2 roles now

[languid meadow]

saw it on the sub then at zealot chat

[rustic patrol]

so, we've got Eldar banter, and now Jokaero

2 new classes confirmed lol

[languid meadow]

Male outlaw plays the oathbreaker knight from BG3

[storm jungle]

Also a custodian class

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-baldur's-gate-baldurs-gate-baldurs-gate-3-bg3-gif-12512300373815243775

[crystal forum]

i can't wait for the 2200's to be like 99% invasive species on earth fighting to be the ultimate life form

[languid meadow]

I can't find shit for male bounty hunter tho

he has two roles both are live action stuff

[winged jacinth]

Im rooting for an all nematode ecosystem

[crystal forum]

i hope the horseshoe crab gets a meta again

[surreal nest]

What are the names of the personalities revealed

Pls

[languid meadow]

Outlaw
Anarchist (LAME)
Bounty Hunter

[surreal nest]

Im curious but at work orientation

[rustic patrol]

you're just a natural agent of chaos (small c) aren't you

[sacred ginkgo]

One of them appears across like 10 years of doctor who

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377109813854736494.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=TheSilly

[surreal nest]

What's the difference between an outlaw and a bounty hunter

[winged jacinth]

Alvin, simon, and theodore

[crystal forum]

you don't like crazy wacky personalities?

[storm jungle]

One is out the law, the other is a hunter for bounties

[sacred ginkgo]

Fem bounty hunter has even less i think

[surreal nest]

Anarchist is so base

[surreal nest]

Hmmmmm

[sacred ginkgo]

They're probably a stage actor

[rustic patrol]

prolly same difference between a pirate and a privateer

[languid meadow]

I spit on anarchists

[crystal forum]

the class?

[sacred ginkgo]

Outlaw is honor among thieves, bounty hunter is here to get paid

[languid meadow]

Anarch is the psychopath of the group

[winged jacinth]

bounty hunters are paid by the government to capture criminals, in modern times this is almost exclusively people who flee on bail

[languid meadow]

BH is the no nonsense one

and outlaw is the lying type

[crystal forum]

also pretty much only found in the US in modern age

[languid meadow]

I will be choosing outlaw because Gordon Cooper

[storm jungle]

im pretty sure the yeven got a new term for that job too no?

[languid meadow]

bounty hunters also have no power in the modern day

you don't need to listen to them

[winged jacinth]

historically bounty hunters have been a way for the government to trick people into self-financing enforcement stuff they dont want to use their own apparatus for

[languid meadow]

they act like cops but have no authority

[humble shoal]

Bail bondsman is the euphamistic term

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-zealot-gif-16257746668960706185

[crystal forum]

sheriffs and bounty hunters still being a thing in the US is so funny

[storm jungle]

I mean

[crystal forum]

people still larping about the wild west

[storm jungle]

isnt a sheriff just a cop rank

[surreal nest]

Kinda?

[winged jacinth]

sheriffs are a consequence of how big the US is

[storm jungle]

i dont think most people care when its just a fancy title

[crystal forum]

it's an elected position lol

[languid meadow]

it's just for out of shape middle aged people but those types can join ICE now with how lax their recruitment is

[storm jungle]

arent all big ranks an elected position

[winged jacinth]

sheriffs are the law enforcement body for the parts of a county outside cities and towns

[crystal forum]

not the police

in many countries

[humble shoal]

Sheriff is an elected official, cops are not elected but appointed

[winged jacinth]

if you're not under a police department you're under the sheriff

[storm jungle]

same thing

[humble shoal]

Nah sheriffs can be chill

[surreal nest]

So can frenzied badgers

[humble shoal]

Also can be seriously not chill

[storm jungle]

A cop is a cop.

[surreal nest]

Still universally not safe

[winged jacinth]

sheriff elections are fucking insane

[crystal forum]

no the big difference is you're asking small town rural americans to elect a person who can beat up people they dont like legally

[storm jungle]

they cant think

[humble shoal]

A cop that has to get good public opinion

[winged jacinth]

they're often bizarre people but win because they're running unopposed

[storm jungle]

doubt it

[surreal nest]

Hey at least the citizens choose who violates their rights!

[humble shoal]

They also have way more ways to be chill than cops

[humble shoal]

They also can choose a sheriff who wont do that

[crystal forum]

but again the US is just fucked by the fact that everything is done state and municipal level

[humble shoal]

And just prevents the feds from doing shit

[winged jacinth]

but yeah the main reason we have sheriffs is we need local-type policing in areas that arent dense enough to have their own police

[humble shoal]

[crystal forum]

most western countries moved to having federal police forces

because it reduces the chance of corruption (still happens a lot)

[rustic patrol]

i.e. not worth the effort

[surreal nest]

I really dont think a sheriff can do shit against feds bro

Thats like local level ordinance

[crystal forum]

they hate eachother a lot it's funny

[winged jacinth]

the root problem with US police systems kinda traces back to the fraternal order of police, the cop "union"

[crystal forum]

sheriff departments can just hamper fed investigations easily

[winged jacinth]

and yeah sheriff vs feds is one of the few always active fronts in the "I LOVE STATES RIGHTS" vs "the federal government should do stuff" war we have here

[crystal forum]

could be solved with district police appointed by a wider federal police force

[surreal nest]

I think the root issue with the US police is the fact that the justice system has vague enough language to target minorities

[crystal forum]

like a lot of countries do

[winged jacinth]

yeah its weird that its an elected position

[surreal nest]

Eat the justice system and spit out a better one thats my motto

[winged jacinth]

but besides that we just kept the name for a role that does need to exist here

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/profligate-caesars-legion-fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-chems-gif-13352778615766230776

[crystal forum]

i dont think it does

[winged jacinth]

someone needs to do the law outside of cities and towns large enough to do it themselves

[crystal forum]

there is so much corruption done by sheriff departments

[surreal nest]

I dont think I like outlaw as a name for the personality

[winged jacinth]

its like highway patrol

[surreal nest]

They could have done more

[crystal forum]

that's state level

[storm jungle]

ok anton ego

was Hivebanger better

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

[languid meadow]

this shit doing numbers might be a hivebanger

[winged jacinth]

yeah sheriff duties could be scaled up to the state level and probably work better

[surreal nest]

Idk i just feel like anarchist and bounty hunter spells a lot more than outlaw

[winged jacinth]

we'd probably still call them the sheriff and deputies though lol

[surreal nest]

Why not call the personality like Evil Man or something

[languid meadow]

waiting for people to post the personality previews

[crystal forum]

you dont need a specific law enforcement department for every town in a 100 mile area that has a total combined population of like 10k

[storm jungle]

pick your poison

[surreal nest]

Hmmmm

I think hooligan is unironically fire

[storm jungle]

no

lmao

[languid meadow]

hoodlum and hooligan

[surreal nest]

Yes

Lmao

[languid meadow]

goes hard

[storm jungle]

no

[surreal nest]

Oh I get it

[rustic patrol]

start a petition

[winged jacinth]

well yes we could change a lot of things if we completely overhauled the entire structure of every police department in the country
would be nice but not exactly practical

[surreal nest]

Dilara came up with the outlaw name for the team and wouldn't want us to steal the thunder with the hooligan name

Honestly fair

[storm jungle]

:)

[crystal forum]

if it means reducing the insane levels of corruption that happens on the local level i think it's well worth it

[storm jungle]

oh my god

shut the fuck up

about goddamn sheriffs

CHRIST

lmao

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-trick-yeehaw-cowboy-gun-spin-revolver-gif-13541304

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-fresh-prince-bel-air-explosion-killed-gif-8871929089835329584

[radiant lance]

Does the sheriff have a big iron on his hip? And is actually an Arizona Ranger?

[storm jungle]

"Akshually uh federal law guys cannot do that because police forces dont allow the federal goonery districts of the respective structure of departmant laws-"

https://tenor.com/view/plink-nerd-plank-plink-cat-cat-gif-17569403098672348326

how you mfers sound like rn

[languid meadow]

Rangers are cool

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

Sheriffs are corrupt pussies

[humble shoal]

Someone sounds like they dont appreciate the secretary of the interior

[radiant lance]

Inject in some random UN general body resolution too

[storm jungle]

n

[crystal forum]

it's a ranger

[storm jungle]

o

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-darktide-warhammer-40k-40k-zealot-gif-16257746668960706185

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/disk-ord-gif-8140268467666116383

[crystal forum]

marshals are a cool name for a role i dont fully understand

[radiant lance]

I'm not sure what this is implying

[crystal forum]

also marshal comes from french

[rustic patrol]

Dilara gonna kill and loot your corpse lol

[radiant lance]

The only thing I own on my body is my chronic depression
You can take it

[winged jacinth]

they're like a weird branch of the feds that work on interstate transport and some other weird stuff

i think they handle mail crime

[crystal forum]

i thought they were like the fed equivalent of bounty hunters

[winged jacinth]

they do that too, and run witness protection

honestly i think they got all the leftover duties lol

[humble shoal]

I made a fake coin and now a billion dudes with suits and gucci ars are breaking down my door

[crystal forum]

isn't it funny that the US doesn't have military marshals but has law enforcement marshals

[winged jacinth]

they also do prisoner transport and security for federal courts?

[humble shoal]

Parades have marshals

[crystal forum]

damn

[crystal forum]

the secret service?

[humble shoal]

The SS

[crystal forum]

prob the weirdest US fed branch

[humble shoal]

Nah

Postal swat

Or doe swat

[crystal forum]

wtf are those

isn't swat a regional thing

[humble shoal]

There are federal agency reaction forces

[urban spire]

good relative only to whoever is running who is worse

[humble shoal]

For the mail

And doe

[crystal forum]

so like they come execute you if you steal mail or smth

[urban spire]

i kinda low key like the mail swat

[urban spire]

mostly because i've never heard of them doing anything bad

[crystal forum]

damn don't fuck with the US postal service

[humble shoal]

Yup

Typically they enforce the usps' monopoly on mail

[urban spire]

of course that's not working so great

[crystal forum]

monopoly?

but there's so much competition

[humble shoal]

Not for mail

Packages and parcels yes

[dusky beacon]

What are some notable interactions between the Aeldari and Genestealers

[storm jungle]

There was that one craftworld that embraced the genestealer curse because they thought they would get away from Slaanesh in that awfully written Ynnari book

they then get purged by Yvraine and Co

so not much else beyond that lol

Eldar and GSC are on like such different spectrums that most encounters they'll get is randomly stumbling across each other in some clusterfuck warzone

[opaque coyote]

The entire ynnari series is ass

[plush mason]

damn that show so old even the gif has dust

[opaque coyote]

No wonder they don't do anything with them anymore

The books sold so bad that they literally just left their plot points on a cliffhanger/stalemate

[urban spire]

are they canon

[storm jungle]

Yeah they are

a subject being cringe doesnt invalidate its canonicity

[urban spire]

🤌

[storm jungle]

unfortunately lol

[urban spire]

i don't personally care about canonicity but i think it's very funny when something awful makes it in

[lament shoal]

A rubric marine farted on it

[dusky beacon]

I hope GW will sometime reboot Ynnari but make it good, i promise GW people would actually like them if the writing wasn't dogshit

[urban spire]

unrelated, i like this gif because that cat be slow blinking at the person behind the camera

[rustic patrol]

unlikely, as they've been downgraded to a fringe faction

[urban spire]

they are making a funny gif and the cat is just like oh it's my parent doing something silly 💖

[lament shoal]

I think Aiden would fit in cyberpunk as a netrunner as well

[urban spire]

i don't think aiden has enough personality to be a character in anything

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/wrench-cult-of-ashes-confused-gif-24379900

[lament shoal]

SHUT UP

😡

[languid meadow]

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[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-phenomenon-robert-kissing-gif-340539626103969898

[shadow chasm]

Radical, he uses alien shit

To kill em

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/1a-lex-luthor-superman-nicholas-hoult-directive-gif-4999344869440911527

[dapper gyro]

I have to respect the guy. Even though he is depressed after the break up, he doesn't use his power for anger.

[young pecan]

I really hope the gunslinger personality is pulled off well

[storm jungle]

the fact that they were literally in the throne room in 4 seats cheering Horus on fucking gets me

[young pecan]

A smooth talking jovial fellow with a hint of untrustworthiness sounds like a lot of fun

[storm jungle]

Abnett legit makes the most goofy scenes imaginable

[urban spire]

all canon baybee

his scrungly little blorbo popped a tallyman with a single bolt pistol shot

[lament shoal]

Literally just:

[storm jungle]

YEP

The End and the Deaf books are so fucking goofy man

you can go from the most epic scenes to Loken meeting a hallucination of Horus and the Mournival as centaurs

[humble shoal]

So dumb question, was the dreadknight a ward creation?

[storm jungle]

We literally got no idea.

Ward was the sole writer of the codex but a writer usually isnt the guy that comes up with the minis.

They are tasked with making the lore and some of the tabletop stats usually, changes from book to book and writer to writer

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-me-barry-original-flash-reverse-flash-gif-16579891338034607240

[humble shoal]

Still makes him my favorite 40k writer

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

The dreadknight is the best sm unit ever

[storm jungle]

no

[humble shoal]

Funniest shit Ive ever seen

[celest dome]

Ward is strictly a writer right ? Minis come from Concept arts (Think John Blanche) then to Miniature then to lore introduction

[humble shoal]

Now all I need is one for the fists

[celest dome]

iirc

I shouldn't cook drunk

[humble shoal]

To put the bob the builder terminator in it

[celest dome]

I burned a finger

[humble shoal]

What is the best sm unit then?

[storm jungle]

idfk theres thousands, pick one other than the Shitknight

[humble shoal]

The shitknight is the most ridiculous sm unit

So no

[storm jungle]

You said best then went to shit

[celest dome]

Dreadnought are cooler than Dreadknight

[storm jungle]

pick a lane

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

[humble shoal]

Sorry I consider the best to be the funniest

And I cannot think of a .ore ridiculous unit

[celest dome]

Then desolation squads

[humble shoal]

Post pics I may change my mind

[humble shoal]

Honestly not as ridiculpus

[celest dome]

Hnourbale mentaion

[humble shoal]

The second one is pretty close

[celest dome]

Mario kart looking a

[celest dome]

Have you considered that the turret has a charge stat

[humble shoal]

What?

???????

I believe I may now have a twin moat ridiculous (and therefore best) sm unit

The short bus is a close swcond

[celest dome]

short bus

?

[lament shoal]

Me rn:

[humble shoal]

The second picture

[celest dome]

gokart

[humble shoal]

Hot wheels

[celest dome]

Mario kart doubldhash

[storm jungle]

i wish we had those revolvers....

[celest dome]

I wish for Dual Revolver as a new weapon mark for the Revolver

[outer wave]

That'd be nice

[dapper gyro]

stub bolt revolver.

[outer wave]

Fanning the hammer is still my go to, even if I miss every shot

[celest dome]

Fanning the hammer should have each subsequent shot increase finesse

[dapper gyro]

Agrippina revolver has great dps.

[outer wave]

Crucian Roulette let's that happen kinda, at least

[celest dome]

True

[dapper gyro]

That + sustained salvo, you get bonus damage to the next 4 shots if you spam.

[winged jacinth]

it'd be cool but it would have to save at least a shot on the enemies that can survive more than one revolver headshot

[rustic patrol]

now imagine reloading dual single loading revolvers

[winged jacinth]

if you are fanning the hammer without it being aimed into elites intentionally i am taking all your ammo

you cant be trusted with it and dont deserve it

[crystal forum]

afaik the point of having multiple revolvers was to give yourself more total ammo in the first place

not that it's tactical or anything

[dapper gyro]

COD really screwed the dual gun reload speed for a generation of gamers.

[rustic patrol]

more chambers = more chambers that need reloading

you're not getting through a horde with only 10 shots

[winged jacinth]

yeah it grew out of the tradition of carrying braces of single shot pistols

[crystal forum]

throw away the extra revolver and only reload the one

[dapper gyro]

Moon clips

[crystal forum]

you start a fight with 12 shots and the rest is just 6

[winged jacinth]

swapping the cylinder out on a revolver has never not been fiddly i dont think

[dapper gyro]

Again, moon clip...

[rustic patrol]

we don't get those except for the fan-volver

[celest dome]

Have it be weaker shots but with Speedloaders like the Agripna

[winged jacinth]

what the fuck is a moon clip

[rustic patrol]

speedloader type thing

[dapper gyro]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_clip

[winged jacinth]

oh yeah speedloaders work thats why people use them

[crystal forum]

it's like how tube fed lever action guns are slow to reload but that doesn't matter since you start a fight with way more ammo

[celest dome]

Moonring are cheaper than speedloader, but more meant as discardable

[winged jacinth]

it took a lot of bullet design and factory tooling to make speedloaders that worked though they're younger than revolvers by a good bit

[crystal forum]

they wouldnt be possible without tight machining tolerances

[winged jacinth]

i think among other things centerfire had to be invented first

[dapper gyro]

The Agrippina is speed clip, which is slightly different. Moon clip stays inside of the revolver.

[crystal forum]

something that didnt exist in the wild west era

[rustic patrol]

I'm getting mixed up. Isn't the Zarona the one with the speedloader?

[crystal forum]

metal cartridges had to come first

[dapper gyro]

Zarona is the high damage one.

[rustic patrol]

smokeless powder had to come first

[celest dome]

Zarona is the original one

[winged jacinth]

i thought they were shooting metal rimfire by the wild west

[rustic patrol]

ah okay

[crystal forum]

nope the SAA used black powder originally

[lament shoal]

Real

[crystal forum]

metal cartridges started appearing more around the end of the 19th century

[winged jacinth]

well then yeah you certainly cant use speedloaders or moon clips with paper cartridges or loose powder and balls lol

carrying two revolvers makes a lot of sense when you have to do tamping during the reload lol

[crystal forum]

yep

[near wasp]

Just replace the entire cylinder

[crystal forum]

that actually happened sometimes i think

[dapper gyro]

You can't really do that with percussion revolver.

[winged jacinth]

its always been majorly fiddly

[crystal forum]

for some models of revolvers

[winged jacinth]

and the cylinder machining is a not insignificant portion of the cost of the gun anyway

[celest dome]

Come on FS, giv us Brace of Revolver

[dapper gyro]

Otherwise, you mess up the alignment of the cylinder.

[winged jacinth]

a brace of single shot guns would be really funny, make them like weird laslock pistols or something and steal the code from salzpyre

[crystal forum]

oh right i forgot percussion caps

the end stage of black powder

[dapper gyro]

Webley open top revolver would be nice.

[winged jacinth]

in general if you cared enough about the extra 6 bullets to have a second cylinder you cared about having them fast enough to buy a whole second gun

[crystal forum]

yeah cavalry would commonly carry 2 big ass revolvers

[dapper gyro]

Old revolver doesn't even swing to the side when you reload.

[winged jacinth]

loading gate revolvers

[dapper gyro]

You have to open the holder at the back of the cylinder then insert cartridge one by one.

[winged jacinth]

wasnt there a webley that had a built in tamping lever lol

[crystal forum]

i remember there being a webley with a bayonet

yup

[winged jacinth]

you handloaded the bottom cylinder from the front then pulled a lever to tamp it iniirc lol

[dapper gyro]

Webley and open top are developed after the metal casing.

Black powder brass case is a thing well into the 1900s.

[winged jacinth]

yeah i had the wrong name and apparently the tamping lever was more common than i thought

[crystal forum]

alright reading up on it i think changing cylinders is a movie thing

[winged jacinth]

shoutouts to the lemat for loading small bullets and a BIG bullet in case you needed to shoot something harder

[crystal forum]

people would just carry more guns

[dapper gyro]

Fun fact, the .45acp made for the M1911 was loaded to match the black powder .45 Colt used on the Colt SAA.

[winged jacinth]

it was not practical to do in combat and was slower to do right than just reloading usually afaik

plus it cost half a gun

[dapper gyro]

The smokeless .45colt is as strong as .44 magnum, which will 100% destroy the original Colt SAA.

[crystal forum]

i think the myth comes from a clint eastwood movie too lol

[arctic talon]

Destiny hand cannons are so fucking funny

So many of them have cylinders you just throw away

To reload

[dapper gyro]

Not really. Guns back then have tight tolerances, but must be hand fitted, which is where the expensive part comes from. Also, by removing the cylinder on certain models, you might drop some pins or washer, and the gun would be non-functional.

[winged jacinth]

oh i wasnt thinking of a black powder revolver at all its the old colt cap and balls that had loading levers built onto them

like the 1851-1860

[celest dome]

Ogryn's brace of Laslock muskets (or Birghiman Muskets)

[winged jacinth]

ogryn brace of kickbacks...

[dapper gyro]

Those ones are still black powder... And they are even worse candidates to remove the cylinder...

The loading level also aligns the chamber to the barrel. Shit is quite clever and complex.

[winged jacinth]

oh yeah i guess cap and ball you have to put the cap and ball in separate places

funny looking action

[near wasp]

Wasn't expecting such a gun tism convo today

[winged jacinth]

i used to watch forgotten weapons before i learned he hangs out almost exclusively with nazis

[storm jungle]

I feel like all guntists should be shoved in a cargo box headed to madagascar

but thats just my opinion tho

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[dapper gyro]

No u

[storm jungle]

[near wasp]

I'm a gun nut ;-;

[dapper gyro]

Kind of hard to avoid those people if you are that enthusiastic. Those are the people who more likely advocate gun rights and keeping guns.

Compromise has to be made.

[languid meadow]

being someone who loves the history of firearms I hate so called "gun autists"

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-you-are-are-not-with-me-point-gif-19162384

[vital ginkgo]

Is it ever specified why dante didn't have an issue with the knights of blood joining his forces on baal when they were just as if not more shitty than the angels vermillion who dante almost had executed on the spot when they offered their aid?

[winged jacinth]

you dont have to hang out with open nazis and if you do while being publicly apolitical im going to assume you're one too

[arctic talon]

Might have not known

[spring cairn]

what

ididn't know about that

[winged jacinth]

yeah i dont remember the exact list its been a few years but it wasnt anything debatable really

[spring cairn]

devastating cuz that guy loved the famas

[dapper gyro]

His old partner, Inrangetv got labelled as left wing for having less conservative opinion and featuring women and transgenders on his channel. He got into some heated convo on some forums. Forgotten Weapons sided with the other side.

[storm jungle]

having read the book but basically even though they were Renegades and there was outrage around the chamber they STILL came to defend their father legion and homeworld, because loyalty is what it means at the end of the day sometimes and the fact that they came all the way to Baal to stand before Dante and not even demand but offer their aid even at the rage of the other Chapters in the room made him settle the right decision.

The Vermillion are a different deal because they literally actively threaten/hold blackmail information and outright told the BA that their secret will stay a secret or they'll take everyone down with them, Knights of Blood didnt resort to such an asshole move and were simply just renegades.

[vital ginkgo]

Ah ok. Which book is it where they blackmail the BA?

[dapper gyro]

I still watch Forgotten Weapons because it is educational and most of the time apolitical. Behind the scenes things are behind the scenes things.

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Angels_Vermillion

• [11] Eminence Sanguis
• [12] Devastation of Baal

[daring creek]

What if Game Theory picked up Warhammer

[rustic patrol]

person I know having a baby already time sure flies

[crystal forum]

i just hate how guns have been co opted by the fascists

as if owning a 1911 is a sufficient replacement for human rights

[daring creek]

Does something cool like revolver ocelot

Accidentally hits my freddy faztecles

[crystal forum]

just did interview for the boston scientific offer

they expect overtime without overtime pay

fuck that

literally every company based in the US i've applied to is like this

[rustic patrol]

move to sk, pretty much the same thing

or most asian countries

[rocky gale]

Damn, I get time and a half overtime pay, thought that was the standard rate

[raven stone]

At last the full Datasheet is complete.

[crystal forum]

it is but they want to hire me as contractor which is a red flag usually

that means no real employee benefits

[arctic talon]

Yeah you’re going to get thrown away the moment they find someone cheaper lol

[raven stone]

@storm jungle only you will get this joke: The Servo Drone has a designation of Iota-54-Gamma. In shortened easier to call terms…
“ISAC”.

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

you should have given it a plasma-cutter

[crystal forum]

not necessarily in this context, but they'd definitely get rid of me after their current project is done

[raven stone]

Heh, it’s just there to replace the Servitor that comes with Ostromandeus…but there is (hidden in the blob of resin) an exhaust that looks like an actual flame based cutting tool.

[crystal forum]

but whatever i know my worth so i'll play ball for now

just having a few years of experience really shifts the table of job interviews lol

[storm jungle]

Extremely based, saves a lot on any uhhh dead spaces too

[crystal forum]

you dont feel like worthless trash anymore

[rustic patrol]

boooooo

[crystal forum]

and you're actually putting pressure on the interviewer instead

[rocky gale]

Just use nepotism bro

[crystal forum]

i can but i wont

uwu

[rocky gale]

Wait it's not nepotism, it's Networking

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-booing-me-im-right-gif-10368876

[rocky gale]

I totally didn't get my job because one of the department heads is one of my best friends

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-not-funny-didn't-laugh-gif-13926571174597217762

[storm jungle]

shut up monkey

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/joaquin-phoenix-smile-nervous-bipolar-depressed-gif-16287690

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/natsu-fairytail-natsu-dragneel-eating-fire-salamander-gif-16504423

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr2-rdr1-rdr2-dutch-dutch-skibidi-gif-13616564543661270916

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/sakamoto-nichijou-cat-plush-death-gif-9178639101841172402

[rustic patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/follower-cat-gif-12098416513154309921

[crystal forum]

holy shit new podel video

https://youtu.be/mCLQaMiBQCE?si=nhMDeuSCwHUB7JNM

[nocturne crest]

So odd question, but how long until another inquisitor shows up in Darktide, if they haven't already.

[wet sandal]

Probably never, but really how are we supposed to know?

[languid meadow]

inquisitors both love and don't love stepping on each others toes

considering the moebian domain is the segmentum solar I wouldn't be surprised if another inquisitor takes notice but who knows

[wet sandal]

The point is the only answer is "when writers decide"

This is one of those things that's entirely up in the air

[nocturne crest]

I'm just wondering if rather than Rannick recruiting hivescum, it's another inquisitor warband instead.

[wet sandal]

What gave you that idea

[languid meadow]

poaching another warband is like an asshole move that other inquisitors dont take too kindly to

plus we know the hive scum are from the water cartel

[rocky gale]

I think he means another Inquisitor shows up and adds their Warband to the game

[languid meadow]

ohhhh

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-bayharbour-butcher-knife-gif-13863408

[surreal nest]

Not all of them

[rocky gale]

Probably to explain the addition of more diverse classes other than rejects

[languid meadow]

"the Warband needs help. Rannick instructed Explicator Zola to use her connections to the Water Cartel, establishing contact with a conclave of Cartel leaders and leveraging the Inquisition’s influence and their mutual enemy to mobilize their forces." It's pretty explicit that the hive scum we'll play are from the Cartel

[surreal nest]

Yeah but Hank directly said water cartel is a background choice

So idk

Maybe he meant something else

[languid meadow]

idk then

we'll see on Dec 2nd I guess

wouldn't be the first time a blog post just gave us the wrong stuff

[surreal nest]

Well it also says she uses her connection to talk a conclave of cartel leaders

Could that not mean while shes connected to the water cartel, she used her influence to talk to all of them?

Or at least multiple cartel leaders

[languid meadow]

probably? but it makes it clear these aren't just gangers™

[surreal nest]

Thats true

[languid meadow]

which is good

[surreal nest]

We got all walks of life

Im excited to hear the anarchist interact with the ogryn

[languid meadow]

one of my main problems with the thematic of it all that it seemed like they weren't connected with the main underworld force but it seems it's no longer an issue

[surreal nest]

Wdym

[languid meadow]

at first I was worried it was just generic ganger

since it seems they just lifted the base goons from necromunda

I was worried their lore would be "times are desperate start pulling goons off the streets" instead it's "we're getting desperate contact the organization that's been present in the game since launch to help us together"

to me much more interesting

[wet sandal]

Well it's 1 step removed at most. "Times are desperate so let's contact this organization to start pulling goons of the streets"

[languid meadow]

im shallow that one degree is enough for me

I was worried that the cartels were just ignored