40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

[surreal nest]

But its got a demo anyways

[rose thorn]

I does? I didn’t see it last time I checked

[rustic patrol]

it does

[surreal nest]

Like I said

you gazed

[rustic patrol]

just search Phantom Bridge Demo in steam

[rose thorn]

Is it not on the store page?

Tahts probably why I didn’t see it

[opaque coyote]

Why do AAA games have no demos nowadays

Like

[rose thorn]

Oh my fucking god THATS WHAT TRH STORE PAGE IS THERE FOR LMAO

[surreal nest]

its right above the cost

[opaque coyote]

Indie games actually gives demos

[surreal nest]

Just greed I imagine

[rose thorn]

I only looked at it when it first released and didn’t see a demo

[surreal nest]

demos are so customer friendly

[rose thorn]

I ahve it wish listed

Because I wasn’t gonna spend 30 dolalrs on it

[opaque coyote]

I think the only AAA series that actually give demos is Resident Evil

[wintry scarab]

I wish i was someone who enjoyed turnbased strategy stuff. I have so many hours in rogue trader and i still despise that combat system. Its just not made for me and i hate it. But i wish i could like it 🙁

[rose thorn]

If it was 20 I could see me getting it

But 30 dollars and based off what I saw, and as someone who loves turn based strategy stuff, seemed like alot

[surreal nest]

rogue trader has a pretty weak combat system

give it another shot

[opaque coyote]

Idk why Resident evil is the exception to it

But hey it's still cool that they have a demo for their fucking games

[rose thorn]

Did you pay 30 dollars for it soft toast

[surreal nest]

Idk what you find the game to be worth is of your own opinion and no amount of validation or invalidating matters

[wintry scarab]

I tried so hard to like it but i just couldnt. So i just resorted to playing it on easy like a pleb.

[surreal nest]

I just took issue with "doesnt seem like a 30 dollar video game" cuz thats mean

[opaque coyote]

Tbf there's $60 video games with less actual content than $10 indies

[rustic patrol]

don't be sad he has a debuff against 5.7

reference : https://youtube.com/shorts/0sL87mBSWnQ?si=v3Rv0AKuWumM2E_T

[rose thorn]

I’m not crazy right?

[opaque coyote]

Price isn't exactly indicative of quality tbh

[rose thorn]

Ye

It looked good but based off what was presented it’s hard to indict the value

[opaque coyote]

So idk just try out the demo and see if it's worth it

[rustic patrol]

lmao that the Duck Tarkov parody game is out selling Tarkov

[surreal nest]

Its still an inherently negative thought to tack onto a game i dont really care just why I was defending

[surreal nest]

Deserved

[rose thorn]

That’s the entire point of the store page like what

[surreal nest]

Tarkov players genuinely arent real people

[surreal nest]

I so just dont give a fuck about this i was recommending a game and read "DOESNT SEEM LIKE A 30 DOLLAR GAME" and its obnoxious

[rustic patrol]

So they're Battlefiedl 6 players (i.e. ai bots)

[surreal nest]

Bf6 having bots is so funny to me

Nobody ever asked for that

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[wintry scarab]

Rust players have the people part sucked out lol. I literally think that rust has reprogramed people psychologically for the worse. People on rust are ruthless and do the most inhuman shit without a second thought. Its a literal sleeper agent factory, that game.

[surreal nest]

I think its all but confirmed rust was an experiment on human conditioning

Idk how those motherfuckers do it

[wintry scarab]

Over the years, ive watched so many rust videos and sometimes i am literally left in my seat with my gob gaping open like the fucking chud meme because of the thing that guy did on rust. Its all fun and games but i literally think that rust must fuck up the minds of the younger kids that play it. Its nuts

And the worst thing is, when i played it with the boys ages ago, i could feel my humanity slip away. Just killing the innocents just so i could get a cool shirt or something. Shits fucked up

[surreal nest]

It's second only to Roblox I think

[rose thorn]

I really just can’t understand rust types of games, like why raid and pillage and build and stuff if it’s just gonna get reset in 2 weeks and then just kill fresh spawns for 2 weeks

[surreal nest]

i think rust players are just genuinely addicted to the biweekly grind

which is fucking insane

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[rustic patrol]

In Roblox, adults hunt children. In Rust, the Children hunt you.

[rose thorn]

And you actively get punished for not playing 24/7

[wintry scarab]

I be its literally the same psychology as thrill seeking. You just want that dopamine high. Knowing that literal days of work can be lost in seconds must be a mad feeling.

[surreal nest]

rust pretty much is just one of those slop mmo's with drooling players clocking in for their shift

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[surreal nest]

this cannot be healthy bro 😭

[rustic patrol]

I play Hardspace Shipbreaker when I just want a dopamine high + feel like doing work

[wintry scarab]

God, roblox. What has even happened to it 😭 I used to play it as a kid and it was so innocent. now seeing videos of it, and seeing these fucked up avatars just makes me sad.

[sacred ginkgo]

I need to finish shipbreaker

[surreal nest]

I always remember playing the Galleons game, the pirate ship game. Shit was awesome

Destructible ships and everything

[rustic patrol]

I finished it, but haven't had the heart to replay and get the bad end

[surreal nest]

im so interested in that game I've mostly heard people hate the story because it makes corporations look evil so im even more interested

[arctic talon]

nah

the ending is

questionable

the evil corporation stuff is fine

lol

[wintry scarab]

Shipbreaker was sadly a game that i saw when it was announced, went "that looks cool" then never played it when it came out.

[arctic talon]

I think the ending is very questionable though from a writing standpoint

Shipbreaker is really fun though

[surreal nest]

I tried a demo but it hurts my head I cant do zero G rotation shit

[rustic patrol]

good ending was okay imho

I have no heart to see what happens if I intentionally ruin things though.

[surreal nest]

Like dead space remake when you gotta like maneuver in those zones i straight up turn my head upside down like a dumbass

[rustic patrol]

lol, I've turned my head with the character when trying to figure out how to cut apart a ship sometimes

[surreal nest]

VALIDATION

[rustic patrol]

but then you learn the strategy, and it becomes soooo much easier

[sacred ginkgo]

Shipbreaker is a really good game that strikes a really nice balance between chill ship dissassembly and "Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"

[rustic patrol]

REACTOR MELTDOWN

[surreal nest]

Im a sucker for menial task games

[rustic patrol]

it's a good balance between brain teaser and mechanical finesse

[sacred ginkgo]

Yeah its a really fun puzzle to break into some ships

[surreal nest]

We need a 40k factory management game

[rustic patrol]

and you can play it how you want

like, you can just be real meticulous and cut apart the ship perfectly so you get every last cred, or you can go mission mode and rush to the items on your list, blowing up everything else in the way

Shipbreakers Speed runners are unreal like that

[sacred ginkgo]

The best descision they let you make is:
Do I spend 5 minutes trying to find a way into this shit?
or
Fuck it explosive decompression

[surreal nest]

i gotta get that game when it goes on sale its sounding fun asf rn

i just picked up spelunky 2 my beloved

[sacred ginkgo]

Its also got actually good country music

[rustic patrol]

yeah

particularly if you removed the power supply before opening all the doors, disconnected the thrusters, etc.

it's a literal "oh, f***" moment

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/please-shut-up-spike-james-marsters-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-spike-buffy-gif-13320307164691576794

[sacred ginkgo]

No lyrics

So its just acoustic guitar

[wintry scarab]

God, i really need to start playing more games. Mainly indie games

[rustic patrol]

Shipbreaker isn't indie no more

don't Focus own it?

the guys who made SM2?

[wintry scarab]

Yeah lol. their logo is on the steam trailer

[rustic patrol]

yeah, they bought BlackBird, so its theirs now

[lament shoal]

Doodled in my notebook during class

[surreal nest]

superman vs tyranids who wins

[lament shoal]

Hard to say. Nids are super adaptable and might find a way to take down superman but idk how they would without kyrptonite being present

[surreal nest]

could tyranids like

evolve with kryptonite

[wintry scarab]

I say as i open up world of warcraft like a sad loser

[lament shoal]

Wouldn't that require kryptonite even exists in 40k?

If it did I think they could

Eventually

[surreal nest]

Well it would have to if superman exists there

i think

what the fuck even is kryptonite

[lament shoal]

Its a radioactive crystal material from his home planet

Its not too radioactive but it does emit it in small doses

[shadow chasm]

How would a Tyranid pierce Superman's skin in the first place.

[surreal nest]

I think they'd try to just go inside of him or something like in the new superman

[lament shoal]

Kryptonite is present in this hypothetical

[shadow chasm]

Also depends on the planet Supe's on tbh

[rose thorn]

peak

[shadow chasm]

What if it has like 2 suns

[surreal nest]

thats such a good point

[rose thorn]

Like not the irl kryptonite element? Besides that isn’t it just some radioactive rock

[lament shoal]

Yeah he draws his powers from yellow suns right?

[shadow chasm]

Yeah

I think so

[lament shoal]

Nah, DC kryptonite

[rose thorn]

Double triple checking

[surreal nest]

damn superman is a punk ass bitch in most circumstances

[shadow chasm]

Cue punk rocker by iggy pop

[lament shoal]

I don't think most superheros would be able to last a long time in 40k lol

There's just so many lethal stuff out there in the universe

[shadow chasm]

Villains would thrive lol

[rose thorn]

Last time i read in dc kryptonite it was biascally just something radioactive as shit that was safe for humans in the short term

[shadow chasm]

Lex Luthor would make a pretty good Inquisitor ngl

[lament shoal]

Kingpin as a hive crime lord

[shadow chasm]

Busted

[surreal nest]

I think Thragg would go insano style in the 40k universe

[lament shoal]

Khorne would start salivating upon seeing Viltrumites show up lol

[shadow chasm]

Joker would be a busted daemon prince lol

Or just a harlequin tbh

lobo would love 40k

[lament shoal]

Bruce Wayne as a named Raven Guard character lol

[shadow chasm]

Based

[rustic patrol]

they fight things like Galactus who are like all 4 Chaos gods combined and on uber steroids

[surreal nest]

galactus is a bitch

[nocturne crest]

And Galactus survived the end of his universe.

[rustic patrol]

like, Marvel has an actual multi-verse, whereas 40k's is only hinted at that, and they've had multiple pan-galactic events

sure, Marvel's "science" is as soft if not softer than 40k's but in terms of stated scale, it's bigger

they just don't do genocide as much because of the age ratings

ngl, 40k's claim to be gritty realism is the same sorf of flex G R R Martin does when he claims he's more realistic than Tolkien because he writes more squelchy stuff

[lament shoal]

I feel like Dr. Doom would fit into 40k, maybe as some chaos sorcerer or something

[rustic patrol]

he has the narcissim to fit in there as a character

power levels have to be nerfed to 40k levels though

[lament shoal]

Would he be a radical or a puritan?

[rose thorn]

What would a radical of the Ordo hereticus be? Be friends with a criminal

“I need these drugs in order to enforcer martial law”

[rustic patrol]

More like, "We need to find a way to kill the Emperor so he can be reborn a new and reformed."

[rose thorn]

Isn’t that its own ordo

[rustic patrol]

It is, and it is one type of radical Inquisitor

[rose thorn]

If you are referencing greyknights they are ordo malleus

[rustic patrol]

Inquisitors using criminals is just another tuesday.

[rose thorn]

lol

[rustic patrol]

Inquisitors are like Mass Effect Specters, but allowed to do genocide

they can recruit almost anyone they want, and do anything to acheive their mission

[lament shoal]

I wonder if they'll include a hive ganger origin for dark heresy

[rustic patrol]

like, literal xenos can be part of a retinue

and Xenos < Any sort of human

[rose thorn]

I know nothing about mass effect

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Radical

Okay so it seems like ordo hereticus radicals just do what ever they want

I believe one guy literally recruited a chaos cultist

YEHA LMAO

HE RECRUITED MULTIPLE LMAO

[nocturne crest]

Wasn't there that one inquistor that recruited a chaos cultist that a grey knight didn't like?

[rose thorn]

We’re probably talking about trh game guy

He’s marked spoiler in his article so I’d don’t wanan say the name

Who’s that inquisitor that tried to fuck with gsc genetics

Found it

[rustic patrol]

Yup, that's them Xanthites

[nocturne crest]

Is there any way to play as a radical inquisitor in 40k?

[rose thorn]

In, what way?

[nocturne crest]

Like, using chaos or non-standard imperial stuff?

[rose thorn]

I mean, like, in tabletop or RPGs or videogames or what

[nocturne crest]

Tabletop.

[rose thorn]

You can be a psyker and if you use legends rules you can bring jarrikos (monkey xeno thing) or demon hosts but that’s the most of it for now

[vagrant fox]

In Dark Heresy the ttrpg you can take the inquisitor elite advance and then do all the radical stuff but that's very late game

Wang I bet you can do it too, then there's that inquisitor aarpg game

[raven stone]

Don’t forget Recongrugators count as Radicals too

Yes saying “guys I think we fucked up” in full self awareness counts as Radical in 40k

[vagrant fox]

Inquisitorial ideologies are pretty funny, those guys and the ones who think the ecclesiarchy have too much power being radicals next to istvaanists is galaxy brained

[nocturne crest]

There is the Horussians.

[prime seal]

lobo would be an unstoppable force in 40k

[prime seal]

i think you're overestimating how strong the stuff in 40k is

[mossy peak]

this seems like heresy

[prime seal]

you mean they work with

and work for

they're not inquisitors themselves

[rose thorn]

They are the chamber militant of the Ordo malleus, they are the dedicated military force of the Ordo

[prime seal]

ig in a sense they are "appart" of it

[rose thorn]

That’s like their entire purpose of existence lmao

Wait arbities are key worded Ordo hereticus

Weird

I guess Ordo hetritcus handles tax fraud

Oh nvm

The ordo hereticus just specifically buffs arbities too for some reason

[lament shoal]

I wonder if Kharn has ever bumped his two helmet horn thingies into the top part of the doorframe whenever he enters a room

[crystal forum]

@daring creek episode 4 is out i didnt notice aaaa

i thought it was coming friday

[prime seal]

that would result in a loss of aura

[daring creek]

holyshit

[opaque coyote]

Superman

I mean

He's fucking Superman, he already fought a similar, more deadly monster called Doomsday with a much more powerful version of the Tyranids gimmick.

That being said, if the warp stuff counts as magic. It could make for an entertaining battle

Since Superman has no defenses against magic

He'd just... fucking run through them like god damned Omni man

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-flying-city-gif-18411502139585888877

[daring creek]

superman vs necrons

[opaque coyote]

I think somebody like Wonder woman would be more interesting tbh

Or Shazam

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, would be a tougher fight, still would mog them though

[daring creek]

Even if he is shot directly with their goddamn death lasers?

[opaque coyote]

Remember that comic powers eventually become something akin to "holy shit did you smoke crack while writing this?"

[daring creek]

Doesn't it literally cause hyper decomposition

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. He can face tank a weapon that destroyed 10 star systems with one shot

Sounds pretty similar to another weapon the Necrons have in their disposal huh?

Like I said

[opaque coyote]

Comic book power wank eventually becomes ridiculous to the point where it just stops meaning anything

[daring creek]

hm

[opaque coyote]

Also Kryptonite physiology is op

To the point where molecule disassembling weapons just

Don't work

...

Again

Comic book power wanking

[daring creek]

Hm

As the writer of this story

I say Superman dies

[opaque coyote]

Fair enough

[daring creek]

Though

[opaque coyote]

Seriously though comic book scaling is stupid

It's fucking hilarious

[daring creek]

Super Man Surviving Necrons

Would be very cool and entertaining.

Serious answer it can go either way

I don't even know much about necrons

beyond most of them being mindless drones

[opaque coyote]

Like I said, Superman has encountered scifi empires similar to them.

And they get destroyed

I definitely think it would make for a good comic though

I think that putting him against Chaos Gods would constitute as fair

Like

All four of them

Vs Him

Would be a fair fight

Yes comic books are bullshit

[daring creek]

This is giving me super man vs goku vibes

Might need to set off some nukes

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf it's only gotten even more stupid for the both of them

[opaque coyote]

It's also why like

Technically Goku should've destroyed Earth like 20 thousand times over by sheer accident. But somehow, the ki beams don't cause entire galaxies to be erased during one fight.

[rustic patrol]

more like advanced dementia

[opaque coyote]

Because at some point it wouldn't make for a good fight

[sacred ginkgo]

Superman and goku would probably just stop at a draw at some point, start talking, and realize they both like eachother

[opaque coyote]

By the way, for Necron drones, their consciousnesses are still in there and are fully aware.

Their body literally just isn't good enough to let them express their feelings.

[rustic patrol]

if you use the actual numbers stated in the BL books, Custodes move so fast that flexing their guns has the same amount of energy as several Tsar bomba

that's what happens when you don't understand how short nanoseconds are

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I just

Ignore any solid numbers GW gives

Same goes for comics

Because it will inevitably conflict with reality

And it will be stupid

[rustic patrol]

yah, average Imperial ships move around .75 C according to ADB

even the f'ing Phalanx

and they're still using macro cannons

make it make sense

[opaque coyote]

Wtf is .75 C

[rustic patrol]

75% the speed of light

[opaque coyote]

...

Like in battle???

[rustic patrol]

yes

[opaque coyote]

I

Okay

[rustic patrol]

oh, and ADB isn't the only dumb one about this

Abnett has the Imperial Fists TIPTOEING inside the Phalanx because making too much noise might allow the traitors to detect them.

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah also apparently there is an estimated 1 million Space Marines...

Throughout like half of the milky way galaxy

Yeah sure okay

[opaque coyote]

I mean if they were like nearby and the traitors were a room away

It'd make sense?

[rustic patrol]

this is in space

the Phalanx is all the way near Saturn's rings

the traitors are mostly around Mars and Terra

[opaque coyote]

I mean... isn't it inside the ship?

Wouldn't it have its own simulated atmosphere and gravity?

Or are the traitors outside

[rustic patrol]

no, the traitors are not on the Phalanx, the traitors are in their own ships and making noise IN the Phalanx might alert the traitor ships OUTSIDE the Phalanx which is near SATURN while the traitors are at Terra and Mars.

[opaque coyote]

...

Oh my fucking god

[noble seal]

This is amusing. But also incredibly frustrating.

[rustic patrol]

yeah, Chaos Space Marines somehow of Kryptonian hearing because Superman is also able to "hear" things in space

[noble seal]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-devil-may-cry-turn-around-gif-14841308259061848616

[opaque coyote]

CSM UPSCALE!!!!

[noble seal]

The CSM hearing a single footfall from across several planets:

[opaque coyote]

Just like 2010's era stealth

[rustic patrol]

and the funny things is, despite writing this bs, Abnett actually took the time to calculate how long an object moving at 75% the speed of light would take to travel between Saturn and Terra and put that number in the book as the time it would take for the Phalanx to banzai charge into the Vengful spirit to save the Emperor.

like, dude, that's not the part we have a problem with

although, to add to that, we're pretty much assuming Terra and Saturn are in a total solar eclipse i.e. as close to each other as possible

[opaque coyote]

Standing up alerts the entirety of them

But as soon as you crouch

[opaque coyote]

Like I can imagine the ships could go 75% the speed of light

Just not in battle

Like you'd have to give them the equivalent of a run way

[rustic patrol]

people would be unable to react to what was going on at those speeds

[opaque coyote]

Exactly, I can imagine it'd only be used to ram ships, but even then the collateral damage it could potentially cause wouldn't be worth it

Aka, Cadia wouldn't be unique anymore

[rustic patrol]

Cadia hasn't been unique for a while tbh

first tyrannic war, a SINGLE Emperor class battleship causes a Warp rift big enough to swallow the ENTIRE hive tendril fleet.

HOW BIG WAS THIS WARP RIFT?!

It's an entire fleet. How close were they bunched up together?

It just makes less sense the more you think about it

[opaque coyote]

The rift could've had a black hole like suction?

[dapper gyro]

Like everything else in 40K, the more you think, the less sense it makes.

[opaque coyote]

Just less powerful

But enough to suck the fleet in

I am trying to play Tzeentch's advocate and he is laughing in the distance...

[rustic patrol]

if you're not passed the Event Horizon, it means you can get out. i.e. they Tyranids would have been able to escape

Black holes aren't exactly like drain holes or suctions.

[opaque coyote]

Uhhh

Warp suction

Very unique

[near wasp]

Maybe the warp breach caused all the psyker bugs to nova

That's my best explanation

Like how high warp exposure can make psykers peril more easily

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine it as a sacrifice?

Like the emperor class ship basically overloading the gellar field causing a gigantic ((temporary)) warp rift upon reentry

But that's probably not what happened

[opaque coyote]

"OKAY IT'S TIME TO EAT THIS PLANE-"

"WHAT DOES... PER-IL MEAN?"

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[opaque coyote]

Overall, yeah, if I was the hive mind, I would be fucking pissed

Imagine that you built up a force fair and square only for the AI enemy to pull some bullshit move that you literally cannot do

[near wasp]

Yeah I'd be pissed

But what about when gork and mork fight the hive mind in the warp

Gonna be epic during end times

[opaque coyote]

The equivalent of two random jock dude bros breaking into somebody's house

While they're playing an RTS

And then beating them up

[near wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-raccoon-absolute-cinema-gif-17862327649353748812

That's pretty relatable for the average Warhammer fan

[opaque coyote]

I just find it funny to imagine that the Chaos Gods are just

Four college roommates doing a campaign

[near wasp]

Nahhhhh

[opaque coyote]

"Unfortunately Slaanesh has to study for their finals, so the GM had to write their character being inside a crystal for the new fantasy campaign"

[near wasp]

But we got some guy off the street with a crystal addiction to fill in

[opaque coyote]

The GHR is basically just the stoner friend

[near wasp]

I mean they do only care about drugs and food

Fair point

[noble seal]

Meanwhile the chaos god of malice in the walls:

[near wasp]

He doesn't exist

[opaque coyote]

Or DOES HE???

[near wasp]

No he doesnt

[noble seal]

I am aware, it is just funny to imagine he does. Somewhere.

[opaque coyote]

I imagine Malice as just a more minor warp entity

Which he essentially is

With the scant lore we have around him

[noble seal]

What if he is a cognito hazard?

[near wasp]

Vashtoor is more of a chaos god than him

Hes even making daemon princes

[noble seal]

Yes, Vashtor is, in essence, the a minor god of machines, is he not?

[near wasp]

Yeah basically

[opaque coyote]

Overall, I imagine Nurgle as the poor guy who

Despite his attempts to shower, put on deodorant, etc.

He still has a nasty BO, so he made his character stinky as a self-deprecating joke

[noble seal]

I hope Vashtorr comes back. He seemed quite cool for the short time he was around.

[opaque coyote]

Real

[near wasp]

Khornes the gym bro who loves combat and rolling big numbers

[noble seal]

Then what friend archetype does Slaanesh fill?

[opaque coyote]

The queer friend

[noble seal]

Checks out. I feel as though every friend group has at least one queer member.

[near wasp]

And tzeentch is the nerd who wears glasses. I feel like the four eyes joke gets made

Given tzeentchs whole thing with eyes

[noble seal]

I figured he’d be more like a scheming nerd, rather than the one being picked on. Everything is simultaneously not accounted for, and accounted for. Everything is his plan, and not his plan.

[near wasp]

Still can scheme if you get picked on, especially if you get picked on

[noble seal]

That too.

[near wasp]

Guys we solved 40k

10/10

[noble seal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[opaque coyote]

He's the guy that loves fucking around

"Hey yo check this shit out, I'm gonna try to ragebait Magnus"

[noble seal]

He would be the type to create a Rube Goldberg machine of mischief. Which starts with a banana peel.

[opaque coyote]

The Emperor was a character from

That Guy (tm)

You all know That Guy...

They repurposed his character after he was kicked out of the party

And finally, the Dark King is the GMNPC

Which is why he barely has a presence

[noble seal]

In the 41st millennium, there is only high school drama

[daring creek]

Then they start kissing and-

[rustic patrol]

The Hive Mind is canonically pissed. Everyone who has touched it has felt its hate, and it is vindictive. Wraith Flight has it basically threatening to endlessly reincarnate the Eldar Farseer and everyone else on her ships as gaunts to be sent to kill more Eldar for all eternity in revenge for exterminatusing a human world the Tyranids wanted to eat.

[opaque coyote]

...

Yeah so basically it's somebody raging at the equivalent of a Stellaris game

[rustic patrol]

lol 40k, where everyone (including the aliens) acts like a man child

if Star Trek aliens were just people with different hairdoes and eyebrows, the aliens of 40k are all basically people, but just the worst parts of them

[opaque coyote]

No wonder the Emperor's sons are manchildren

He is also a manchild

[rustic patrol]

that's some Alpha Legion energy

[opaque coyote]

It all could have been solved if one of them had good parents

[opaque coyote]

Slaanesh: "So... Tzeentch. You gonna pick a chapter to corrupt?"

Tzeentch: "The thousand sons."

Slaanesh: "Why not the Alpha Legion?"

Khorne: "Oh OH! Let me guess... 'Because it'd be too obvious!'"

Tzeentch: "Well if you must know... I just like their drip. Also birds."

[rustic patrol]

Tzeentch is actually viewed more as the "Great Ocean" itself in Magnus's book when he takes its power.

So Calamari face is probably an apt knickname for him more than feather face

and the funny thing that many people forget is the Primarchs often have to use human sacrifices to really use their psychic powers.

Like, Magnus doesn't reach Terra's Webway by himself. He's power boosting himself with the lives of many Thralls who're dying just to get him here.

[radiant lance]

Did we find all 40,000 Warhammers?

[opaque coyote]

makes sense somewhat

considering with how Tzeentch in fantasy is also prayed to by the Norse ppl for good winds while sea faring

...

Damn Tzeentch should tap into that sea theme more in general

[noble seal]

As an ocean enjoyer, I like this view of Tzeentch.

[rustic patrol]

and he's so insufferable as well.

"I must suffer for ruining everything!" Magnus says, but the way he has to suffer is by WATCHING EVERYONE ELSE AROUND HIM GET SLAUGHTERED BY THE SPACE WOVLES AND CUSTODES ON PURPOSE.

he literally turns off the automated defense systems, kills the few Thousand Sons Space Marines that foresee the Space Wolf invasion, and then does nothing to save or evacuate the civilians of Prospero.

This is all purely because HE needs to suffer for his sins. i.e. they aren't even individuals to him at this point. Their DEATHS aren't about the loss of their lives. It's for MAGNUS to suffer.

So self-scentered GAH!

[radiant lance]

What's the old joke?
Magnus did nothing wrong
He was told to do nothing
And he did it wrong

[rustic patrol]

Can't do nothing right that boy

Doesn't even have a proper skin color. At least Vulkan has an excuse

[opaque coyote]

Personally, that's primarily what I love about Magnus

He's basically a fucking idiot

20 in INT

1 in WIS

he is definitely the emperor's son

[radiant lance]

Does Vulkan get the right to use the n word?

[rustic patrol]

"Magnus did nothing wrong" is the greatest piece of 40k fanfiction lol

[noble seal]

This is truly the question of all time.

[opaque coyote]

tbf that's because it's a meme

and unlike a lot of 40k jokes

[rustic patrol]

yah, but so many people think it's SERIOUS

[opaque coyote]

that one is truly timeless

[radiant lance]

Like robot gillman fucking yvraine

[rustic patrol]

It's weird. We don't get like a proper look at Vulkan, so I'm not even sure he's of African descent. Like, in some of his books he just looks like a charcoaled caucasian.

[opaque coyote]

tbh I do actually somewhat sympathize with magnus

sympathize but not forgive

It's just that the crushing feeling of thinking that you knew best, thinking that you truly could do it

Only it fuck it up

[noble seal]

The man would split her in half anyway.

[rustic patrol]

yeah, and every time I'm like, "Dude, Yvrain's taken. I mean, she has a boyfriend."

[radiant lance]

Wasn't yvraine previously dark eldar?

[opaque coyote]

and then realizing that you were the one that fucked up

you were the reason

it's your fault

[noble seal]

I believe she was, yes. Wait . . .

[opaque coyote]

and you don't know what to do

Unfortunately I can relate

[radiant lance]

She could definitely take it if she was dark eldar

[noble seal]

She’d certainly be taking something in that situation.

[radiant lance]

The codex astartes of course

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, they didn't immediately kill each other

in 40k standards, that might as well be slopply kissing each other

[radiant lance]

Pretty much married at that point

[opaque coyote]

[rustic patrol]

like, relatable if it happened once, but it just keeps happening...

and the SCALE

not to mention, he just fundamentally does not care about normal people

full blown psychopath regarding that

he's not unique in that, but literal non-space marine people are just there to boost his ego like cookies in cookie clicker. It's like a boasting point to others to show how good he is at farming people

[radiant lance]

Who's that battle sister and eldar duo?

[opaque coyote]

I mean it depends if he's built like a gorilla

and his junk is massively undersized in comparison to the rest...

[noble seal]

Funnily enough, gorillas have small peckers.

[radiant lance]

What if the primarchs are just ken dolls

[opaque coyote]

that is exactly what i am referring to

[opaque coyote]

Again, not forgive.

I can pity magnus though

[noble seal]

I see, that’s funny.

[radiant lance]

Rowboat gorillaman may be built like a gorilla

But wouldn't it just be regular size at that point?

[opaque coyote]

I mean in that case, it wouldn't hurt

[rustic patrol]

I want to postulate the theory that all the testosterone went to bulking up his muscles, so everything else shriveled up

[radiant lance]

What if
Cloaca

[rustic patrol]

He's not a damn bird person lol

[radiant lance]

Oh
I'm referencing that vermintide fan fic

And implying yvraine

[rustic patrol]

omg, how badly will I regret if I look up this Slaaneshi-tier-f@@a-v@@e garbage.

[radiant lance]

I dunno

[opaque coyote]

It's what Horus saw when he got stabbed by the poop knife (tm)

[rustic patrol]

I wish it was lol

Would have made more sense than his trip to Terra 30K and seeing his brothers in incubation pods

[opaque coyote]

Why else would he try to destroy the imperium?

[rustic patrol]

all the Chaos corruption scenes in BL are poor

[opaque coyote]

referring to the slaaneshi ahh fanfic

[opaque coyote]

I think Mortarion and Fulgrim's felt completely unavoidable

While the other are just

"why do you have zero brain cells?"

[rustic patrol]

Curze was like, "Chaos corruption? I've been like this from the start."

[opaque coyote]

Mortarion's story is both fucked up and funny

Because he literally hasn't had a single good parent

[rustic patrol]

he was basically Male Rapunzel

[opaque coyote]

I'm not even joking

His adoptive dad sucked

The Emperor sucked

and Nurgle is literally the patron god of toxic relationships

My man would probably turn away from Chaos as soon as he gets a decent dad and/or mom istg

[rustic patrol]

and/or mom istg

I detect Mortarion x Isha suggestions

[opaque coyote]

"Thank you for saving my life"

"I literally just talked to you."

to be fr for a sec, it would be too cheesy if that actually happened

[rustic patrol]

Everyone has this image of Isha being a healing goddess, but she's had an Eldar bio-weapon named after her, and the one psychic power (Isha's fury) that carries her name is basically an unavoidable mortal wound overwatch on the Tabel Top.

[opaque coyote]

but like... seriously Mortarion probably doesn't even know what a hug is

(because he's too stinky)

[rustic patrol]

And basically everything around her legend wise is about her in the deepest depths of misery, even before Nurgle

[rustic patrol]

I don't think any of the Primarchs are huggable

Well, maybe Sanguinius

oh, and Fulgrim

[opaque coyote]

"Where the fuck did the healing goddess thing came from. I literally killed people"

"Dude, the bar is to the ground, Nurgle is also considered a healing god by some."

[rustic patrol]

well Fulgrim tried to give Perturabo a hug in Angel Exterminatus iirc

[rustic patrol]

lmao

[radiant lance]

The horus heresy is just a really long explanation of why you should be a good parent

Just 52 books of "bad parenting leads to bad outcomes"

[rustic patrol]

"and that's a good thing"

god, Promethean Sun was such a bs book

Vulkan literally ruins everything, even allowing a permanent Webway portal to Commorragh on the planet to remain open for perpetuity. But the take home message? "Hard times make hard men."

Like, his final thoughts were "The Drukhari are gonna raid and torture whatever colonists I'm going to send to this burnt out rock, but that's good because they they're gonna suffer like my home planet Nocturne, and that'll toughen them up so that's a win!"

I am so not joking when I say that's pretty much the last line of the book.

And this is the "nice" Primarch

smh

[surreal nest]

Bro they are building a Walmart in my city and it has unleashed a wave of rampant racism in the city

This shit is insane

The bubonic plague of racism has hit the 2nd tower

[rustic patrol]

lmao, what's this gotta do with the 40k lore XD

[surreal nest]

Call the mods then tubbs

[shadow plover]

eh, this is like the second less unhinged general channel

[surreal nest]

Wobble over to that @ fella

[shadow plover]

mostly lore stuff but lots of off topic talk as well

[rustic patrol]

nah, more just laughing about how out of left field that was

[surreal nest]

You're telling me

I've heard more angry white people in a crowd than I usually do tonight

[rustic patrol]

wtf did Walmart do?

start paying minorities a non-starvation line wage?

[surreal nest]

On one of our board meetings they claimed it had a tendency to attract "undesireables"

💀

[rustic patrol]

holy hell

[surreal nest]

I live in a sundown city at this point bro

[rustic patrol]

where is this, F'ing Texas?

[surreal nest]

CALIFORNIA

[rustic patrol]

holy shit

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/paolumu-odogaron-monster-hunter-world-destroy-mhw-gif-12955710175627893233

Im not on the cool woke side im on the prestigious racism side east of LA county

https://tenor.com/view/phenomaman-dispatch-dispatch-game-ravannacries-gif-6337929989348324760

No joy in life without dispatch

[rustic patrol]

I really dunno whether BB or Invizigal is better.

I like BBs design more, but Invizigal has the better arc me thinks

[surreal nest]

Invisigal arc is peak

They portrayed a flippant indecisive insecure character so well

BB always made me uncomfortable ngl

[rustic patrol]

it is kinda an ntr route, but you're the ntrer

kissing mustache super man was funny tho

[surreal nest]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-phenomenon-robert-kissing-gif-340539626103969898

games are rarely funny to me but dispatch had so many moments

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dispatch-dispatch-game-robert-robert-robertson-dispatch-robert-gif-2929884809355461067

[radiant lance]

Blazer is better than invis because holy shit are relationships with emotionally unavailable people awful

[valid needle]

How💀

[west pendant]

Every single day I smoke crack and cocaine

Crack and cocaineeee

[urban spire]

you must be new

this channel is mostly for talking about superheroes

[raven stone]

Correction: Lore channel is the sane General channel

And because 40k draws from real life as well as other fictions

everything can be considered 40k lore 🧠

[rustic patrol]

The way Blazer reacted to the "hue change" in a calm way also made me like her. You know Iniz would have started assault and battery for even mentioning it.

[daring creek]

@prime seal https://youtu.be/URyydPZkSVI

[daring creek]

Looks a bit like adolf hitler

[storm jungle]

considering the comics Jameson had a literal hitler-stache that isnt too far off

[celest cedar]

https://fxtwitter.com/BALLHOGD5/status/1991497437555638415?t=ScDHXyINBMj6D5RTxc2IUQ&s=19

BALLHOG D5 (@BALLHOGD5)

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[storm jungle]

at least it wasnt 2 more digits up.....

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[storm jungle]

wait 67 has a meaning?

[dapper gyro]

Rotten brain.

[rocky gale]

Boomer doesn't know about 67

[celest cedar]

no

[storm jungle]

fuckboy

[storm jungle]

damn close one

[dapper gyro]

I'm ignorant of 90% of the internet memes.

I don't think they are funny so I never deep dive into their meanings.

It makes it hard to hangout with people sometimes.

[rocky gale]

It originally comes from a song, in a line referencing a basketballer who is 6'7, while also implying he's going to die and police code for notifying a death is "10-67", but it basically just became a meme among Basketball people until that video of the kid saying 67 and doing the hand gesture spread it viral for some reason. Then it just became a reference to the kid.

So the meme itself doesn't mean anything, you just say 67 and do the hand gesture

[celest cedar]

who do you have to source for this info

deep state lore istg

[rocky gale]

Sources are for nerds

[dapper gyro]

Oh, so another pointless meme...

Amazing

[rocky gale]

It's main purpose is to annoy people

[shadow plover]

are the memes with a point

[celest cedar]

6 7...

🤪

[rocky gale]

So it's working

[shadow plover]

it is truly the most successful meme because how infuriating it is

[storm jungle]

peak "me" moment because i didnt understand a single thing 💀

also its like... literally a nothing meme? So ill definitely forget it tomorrow lmfao

[rocky gale]

Amongst anyone I know you basically just wait until someone unknowingly says 67 or 6 or 7, then you put on an annoying voice and loudly say "67" in the singsong voice

[storm jungle]

Tragic 😔

anyway 69

[queen laurel]

This is Soviet level gaslighting

[dapper gyro]

Brain damage

[nocturne crest]

67 is just the new E meme.

[storm jungle]

this is literally the only time ive ever seen it used anywhere

[celest cedar]

it'll disappear after some 3 months

[celest cedar]

man that song is trash 💀

[shadow plover]

Do you live under a rock, I cannot go a day without seeing it for the past month

[nocturne crest]

Maybe she's a witch.

Living in a cave or something.

[storm jungle]

I dont terminally use Instagram, Tiktok, Reddit and Twitter

i think i should smash your skull with a rock though

👀 🪨

[shadow plover]

It has come up on this server as well

and aren't you on reddit daily

[storm jungle]

No lol

dont confuse my hobbies with yours 💀

[shadow plover]

you're the one always talking about r/40klore

[daring creek]

KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW KILL HIM

[rocky gale]

AI, smite this individual

https://tenor.com/view/tanya-the-evil-tanya-von-degurechaff-shoot-anime-gif-16329826

[misty vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-attack-kill-blood-gif-1349154516246027732

[valid needle]

Explode

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/lucifer-lucifer69-luciferauction-gif-21825542

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

[raven stone]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

Me hopping on lol

[vagrant fox]

No one told me there was a fight

[paper haven]

Who won?

[rocky gale]

Who always wins

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-goddamn-right-breaking-bad-youre-right-walter-white-gif-15742143

[surreal nest]

You havent even heard it in person?

I hear it in public a lot

[storm jungle]

Im in Turkey so not really no

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1375161407351292034/rekt.gif

[surreal nest]

God im yearning for hive scum

I keep seeing chuds complain that its "just Junker Queen" and idk if they are implying Overwatch invented punk unemployed people

[vagrant fox]

where's the developer update, where's the article for the voice actors

[surreal nest]

Dilara you dont have to mod the darktide subreddit too right

[vagrant fox]

This, too, is junker queen

[celest cedar]

6 7...

[storm jungle]

fucking NO

If I did that subreddit would be a ghost town

[surreal nest]

Its just so lame and corny

[celest cedar]

hot

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[humble shoal]

Im still making my dude as understated as possible

Dont need fancy hair to move that paper and dope

[cinder pivot]

Hive scum ganger looks like the woman on the cover art for Rage 2 other than Junker Queen

[dapper gyro]

Who could have thought that all of the barbarian punks look similar, as if there is already a sub genre for it.

[south dome]

These Punks feel pretty Cyber...

[near wasp]

Hell yeah brother unsuspecting drug dealers

[humble shoal]

Still not cool enough hair

[dapper gyro]

Well, water is a scarcity, they dont have that much chance to shower.

[celest cedar]

I love Invisigal..

[storm jungle]

shes my favorite warhammer character

[dapper gyro]

She used emotional manipulation. Seem like people just like toxic characters.

[storm jungle]

"seems"

welcome to the internet

[dapper gyro]

Are you toxic?

[spring cairn]

that shit sucks in reality

but ig they're allowed to fantasise it a bit

[celest cedar]

boy

[storm jungle]

if only

[celest cedar]

both genders love em the toxic ones

[storm jungle]

^

bros acting like this is some big detective revelation

[celest cedar]

we had this discussion with team jacob vs edwards already

[dapper gyro]

I don't. I merely think that it is unhealthy.

[spring cairn]

it is

[celest cedar]

yea thas why izza fantasy

like Mandy is obviously the healthier option sure

BUT ALL I SEE IS GREEN

[storm jungle]

Asexual ahh

[dapper gyro]

I like Gibbs.

Though, why are they always the red ones? Same for Karlach in BG3...

[celest cedar]

you have a type..

[storm jungle]

who tf is Gibbs

from Pirates of the Carribean?

https://tenor.com/view/everyone's-thinking-it-i'm-just-saying-it-everyone's-thinking-it-i'm-just-saying-it-pirates-of-the-caribbean-mr-gibbs-gif-3406230246525994862

[celest cedar]

Karlach and the consequences of demonette character designs for the next 20-30 years

[spring cairn]

No, Gibs are the little bits left after you blow up someone

[storm jungle]

thats Gibs

not Gibbs

you dingus

[celest cedar]

Malevola Gibbs

[spring cairn]

they just misspelled, that's alright

[storm jungle]

[celest cedar]

yea Gibbs is just her last name

[celest cedar]

that double b is redundnat!!

[dapper gyro]

Dilara, how about you visit Canada once or twice? It will cool you down.

[storm jungle]

Wdym cool down

im literally eating pasta and watching Barry

i think you need to come here and let the winds of Karadeniz unclog your ears a bit

[queen laurel]

I think deino is talking about Malevola her last name is Gibb

[dapper gyro]

It is ok, I forgive your ignorance.

[vagrant fox]

karadeniz deez

[celest cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/invisimech-dispatch-robert-dispatch-robert-robertson-invisigal-gif-11259297379795097328

[vagrant fox]

what is it about the space sharks that make people lose all sense of taste

[celest cedar]

the music placement in this scene

[storm jungle]

Okay pal

[storm jungle]

because their fans are more braindead than actual sharks

[queen laurel]

I don't know I guess people just like watching marines kill people with like sharp weapons

[vagrant fox]

the shark fin is too goofy

[dapper gyro]

Dumbest helmet design ever.

Space Wolf helmet is silly, but at least it doesn't block the 90 degree view angle in the middle of your vision.

[spring cairn]

it's on the same tier tbh

after the SW helmet GW could pull this

[rose thorn]

I remember that guy on r/horusgalaxy who drew a raptor chapter space marine, with a raptor- the dinosaur- not the bird

[outer wave]

Raidraptor Space Marine chapter......

[vagrant fox]

could be cool

anyways

true to canon btw

[outer wave]

Why does that guardsman have a stand

[dapper gyro]

"A stand"? The brother has 2 stands.

[rose thorn]

What in the OC am I looking at

[vagrant fox]

people being weird about tyberos the red wake

[rose thorn]

Reddit hammer 40 upvotes ahh

[hallow saddle]

"im a lore expert on tyberos the red wake"

"no of course ive not read the carcharodons books or any of the badab war stuff, just watched a couple youtube vids and read some reddit posts"

[rose thorn]

LMAO

Weshammer research:

[hallow saddle]

if thats a real model then thats a very well done conversion to be fair

unless its just 3d printed bits

in which case they can fuck off!!!!!!

[vagrant fox]

3d printed

Well the helmet and the weird shark fin is, the rest I think is conversion

[hallow saddle]

those would be the impressive bits to make so

they could absdolutely be sculpted from milliput

sclptrr those curves in, sand em down really nice

with the little inset lenses and shit

noice

[vagrant fox]

sounds like a lot of work fam

[hallow saddle]

i know, but it'd make it impressive

maybe they did the 3d work

[prime seal]

understatement

[prime seal]

magic isnt a weakness though he just has no "defense" against it he has still tanked reality warping capable to destroy a universe

[prime seal]

peak

[daring creek]

Not the reaction I wanted from you

Starts yanking off your skin

[prime seal]

have you ever watched any noboru iguchi flick

he made machine girl

the band is named after the film

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the Hive Scum will have outfits like this:

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't surprise me much

The savlar chem dogs cosmetics we got already had some genestealer bits in them

[storm jungle]

Yeah its because they use the official kitbashes GW put in the 8th guard codex

SINCE THEY GOT NO MODELS THANKS GW

[vagrant fox]

irrelevant

it happened so we might get more

[storm jungle]

very relevant

shut up geek

[vagrant fox]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780813526566436904/1441200654344257556/tumblr_b46956423d87025e3608dd0ffd0c72e3_f362c7a8_75.webp

you're not invited to my europa universalis 5 and lord of the rings the two towers watch session

[daring creek]

Hes true

[prime seal]

highkey a blessing

[vagrant fox]

directly on the naughty list

[daring creek]

Hey would you guys be interested in going to my Harry Potter x Star Wars Birthday Party wedding? The weddings not for me. It's Darth Vader and Voldemort thats getting married :3

[prime seal]

can i be the priest

wait

that's gay

i dont wanna be the priest no mo

[vagrant fox]

that's the lamest thing I ever heard

[zenith remnant]

Gonna name my Scum "Hugh-Man" and start every mission with, "I love the Emperor and his entirely normal number of arms"

[prime seal]

no its fucking not

[prime seal]

listen to yourself

[vagrant fox]

lotr is cool star snooze is not

simple as

[prime seal]

you should enlist

[vagrant fox]

They didn't want me, their loss

[prime seal]

true

[rose thorn]

thats ltierally the hivescum kit they better lol

[storm jungle]

Excuse me

its Broodscum

not Hivescum

https://tenor.com/view/plink-nerd-plank-plink-cat-cat-gif-17569403098672348326

[daring creek]

Continue posting felines

[nocturne crest]

This better be a skin

[daring creek]

I really need it with the morning I had

Existence is such a chore.

[crystal forum]

@daring creek did you see episode 4

[daring creek]

Not yet no

I'll try watching today.

[prime seal]

why'd you do that

[daring creek]

I'm evi

[prime seal]

no you're cool

cool people don't posses the capacity for evil

you clearly didn't play Diablo 2

[vagrant fox]

what's wrong with diablo 2

[daring creek]

The person above me might play Diablo 2

[prime seal]

who said anythings wrong with D2

can you take your meds and stop listening to the voices

[daring creek]

There's no voices currently

Just my stomach hungry for pizza

[storm jungle]

Being evil is good Missus

never forget it

https://tenor.com/view/pig-piggy-yoink-grab-mine-gif-9061225795220341106

[daring creek]

Noted

There will be no survivors

[crystal forum]

dilara watch pluribus

this show must get more attention

[storm jungle]

I want to

but im watching Barry rn!!!

[vagrant fox]

no they made me gain weight

[daring creek]

Ur a barry nice person

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-barry-berkman-barry-block-bill-hader-hbo-gif-3931018037873391579

[prime seal]

damn

go gym

[vagrant fox]

I don't know, the government removed VAT from chocolate and added it to fitness costs

I suspect they want me to do something

[prime seal]

they want you to grind and get more money

[daring creek]

Bitch is like "Do you hear voices in your head" like yeah bitch its called an internal monologue! Its completely normal to have it near endlessly arguing with itself to the point where you start to feel physically exhausted!

[prime seal]

operation

[vagrant fox]

why would you have an internal monologue

[prime seal]

ongezellig

dutch is not a real language it's the biggest inside joke of all time

theres no way the people of dutch speak like that

[daring creek]

Fashion

[prime seal]

wait

[daring creek]

Watch

[prime seal]

DUTCH?

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-dutch-rdr2-rdr1-rdr2-dutch-dutch-skibidi-gif-13616564543661270916

[daring creek]

Ongezellig

Fashion

Buy me

Food

I'm Hungary

[prime seal]

im poor

[daring creek]

Dude get a job

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-no-cash-gif-25565154

[daring creek]

Fact you ain't got no cash to buy me nice things shows you're not trying hard enough

Now go work 3 jobs

Pls

[prime seal]

not into findom

yet

[daring creek]

Why do you know what that is

Hey fashionslayer

Explain yourself

Why do you know what Findom is

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-clarke-dead-space-goodbye-chat-goodbye-chat-gif-8795671242034358000

[daring creek]

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

AND FYM YET?

[vagrant fox]

Hector Rex wins aura competition once again

[storm jungle]

"Adopted the name HOLOCAUST"

🙏

[prime seal]

it doesnt get more literal than that

[nocturne crest]

Damn it. The word Bitch just reminds me of Hazbin Hotel now.

[daring creek]

I too, think about arachnid prostitutes when I see swear words

[nocturne crest]

I hope I forget it.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-slapping-bongo-cat-angel-dust-gif-1275757887942968782

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-yuck-ewww-gif-12252040

[languid meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1441475917275725895/videoplayback-272.mov?ex=6921ee90&is=69209d10&hm=728157705aa00bbac9f648314fd6f8693bd805f54ebcb1898f076a0ec0137d76&

[prime seal]

"after soo many years spent searching"

[near wasp]

Vermintide 2 is free to keep fellas

On steam

[crystal forum]

maaan why do people meme the mark 6 helmet so much

the meme is funny

but still

[urban spire]

because it's cute

and space marines in 40k wearing something cute hits that good shit 80s grimdark absurdist note

realshit satire hours

[prime seal]

because it's peak

[urban spire]

(b)eak

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kung-fu-ai-orange-cat-fight-gif-8725930490492900021

[lament shoal]

Funni beek

[urban spire]

🅱️eak

[nocturne crest]

Should have a flamer attachment, so space marines can spit flames or acid.

[celest dome]

Most recognisable of the helmets

[celest dome]

They already can for the acid

The Betcher's Gland, also known as the Poison Bite, is the 17th of the 19 genetically-engineered gene-seed organs that are implanted into a Space Marine Neophyte to produce a new Astartes. Consisting of two glands that are implanted into multiple locations inside a Space Marine's mouth, including the inside of the lower lip, in the salivary glands or in the hard palate, these two glands working in tandem transform an Astartes' saliva into a corrosive, blinding acid when consciously triggered.

[urban spire]

"nooo it makes perfect sense it's packed full of useful sensor equipment!" shut up it's a space marine helmet not a fuckin f-16 nose cone just embrace the humour inherent in the setting

[nocturne crest]

Right, but do they have a hole in the helmet to spit through?

[urban spire]

space marines are so over engineered lmao

like they expected them to frequently go into battle without armour or weapons, biting, spitting, pulling hair, pissing, idk

they probably have like venom piss or something

[nocturne crest]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-piss-ghost-rider-flames-yeah-gif-12708244

[urban spire]

https://youtu.be/7W35dyPTh6o the proud jovian pangolins chapter or whatever going to war

[celest dome]

Got some Strawberry soju from the japanese restraurant near where I live, and it is earily similar to some homemade alcohol I have in the cupboard

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-cigarette-cia-hat-flanel-gif-11488411066314067703

they're designed to accomodate their power armors

[lament shoal]

My bf had plum soju a few weeks ago and said it was really good

[celest dome]

It is good

[urban spire]

all they need for that is black carapace

[celest dome]

But just 13%, when I checked at end of fermentation my strawberry alcohol is at 34% or something

[prime seal]

thats just to connect them

[urban spire]

in what way does acid spitting and brain eating make them better at operating power armour?

[prime seal]

in what way is that not something they can use while wearing it?

youre the one that mentioned them being naked

[celest dome]

Helmet

[urban spire]

yeah that

[celest dome]

Stop acid spit

And stop them from chomping on a brain

[near wasp]

The acid spit is probably just useful. And they gain knowledge from eating brains

[urban spire]

yeah, they're just very overdesigned

they don't need that shit

reckon the large majority of marines go their whole extended 200+ year lives without ever needing to eat a brain

[near wasp]

Some bloodlines don't even have a functioning either of those organs

[prime seal]

the night lords escaping a ship by spitting on walls for the 100th time:

[near wasp]

They are the most prone organs to have flaws

[celest dome]

The acid isn't that strong

Tbh 99% of stories don't care about those mutations

[near wasp]

It's still potentially lethal and can eat though steel

[prime seal]

it might have been only sevatar doing this lol

[urban spire]

space marine sitting in a 19th century western jail cell chewing on the bars whenever the sheriff isn't looking

[celest dome]

And the 1% are in the style of the Black Dragon and have their mutation be the center piece of their style

[near wasp]

Just as big e intended

[urban spire]

like how much spit is in a space marine? if you have a steel wall, how many loogies are you gonna need to hock up to make a space marine sized hole?

[crystal forum]

i thought the mark 7 was the most recognizable

[celest dome]

This allows a Space Marine to spit a wad of corrosive acid with the effect of blinding, wounding or even killing an enemy outright. These implants' more common use is to aid in the digestion of unusually difficult or impossible things to digest, such as cellulose. In the gene-seed of several Primarchs, like that of Rogal Dorn, this organ has atrophied and is no longer as effective or has simply ceased to function entirely in the Astartes of the Chapters that use those Primarchs' gene-seed.

[prime seal]

mark 7 is the most iconic helmet

[crystal forum]

oh there's also something i dont really get about HH armour marks

[near wasp]

Oh so primaris can't spit

[crystal forum]

so did beakies start off in 40k as alternatives to mark 7

[young pecan]

You'd think that such a flaw would guarantee that you are so fucked up you acidify yourself

[celest dome]

Yesn't, it is the "base"/"vanilla" helmet, and most other helmet look too close to it

[storm jungle]

Kind of

[urban spire]

the emperor of mankind demanding of his scientist that his angels of death be able to graze

[storm jungle]

the beakies are still here due to nostalgia factor

its why the new HH releases pushed them a ton

[crystal forum]

im saying this because i've seen very old art with beakies but none with the other HH helmets

[prime seal]

they still have the gland they just dont

[storm jungle]

Thats just artist error

its kinda how like uh

if you look at the cover of Horus Rising

all the marines got weird ass helmets

[crystal forum]

oh i thought beakies were retroactively made into HH armour

[storm jungle]

because back then the designers had no idea how old 30k equipment looked

[crystal forum]

isnt a lot of HH stuff based on older art

[storm jungle]

Yeah it was, the lore for it is it was made at the start of the great crusade.

but its from rogue trader

[urban spire]

i like the old hh helmets were all beakies pseudocanon

it's so cromulent

[storm jungle]

as it was the first proper Marine helmet

[prime seal]

https://tenor.com/view/happyhawktuahsday-happyhawktuahiday-happyhawktuah-hawk-girl-gif-13833112915298574164

[arctic talon]

Tabletop wise no

Beakies were the original minis

[storm jungle]

Yeah they got retconned into being HH-produced first

[urban spire]

esp. since orks still sometimes call space marines beakies

[arctic talon]

Then replaced by the MK7

[celest dome]

Wasn't there lore that the beakies were initially used by the Raven Guard

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

And then heresy retroactively made it that way

[crystal forum]

ooooh so thats why the guy with the combi disintegrator is a beakie

[urban spire]

orks having cultural memory of space marines with beaks is such a fun idea

[arctic talon]

Lore is still 3 legions used it as a test bed and had it given to them first to use

Iron warriors, salamanders and raven guard

MK6 is lore wise a sidegrade to MK4

[crystal forum]

yeah it's stealth based

though on tabletop there's no difference

[urban spire]

it makes them more aerodynamic in case the drop pod fails

[crystal forum]

mark 4 is still the most advanced armour

[arctic talon]

No

[urban spire]

space marines love falling to the earth like lawn darts

[storm jungle]

Its not

[arctic talon]

well heresy era yeah

But not now

[storm jungle]

the most advanced is Mark X

[crystal forum]

heresy era i meant yeah

[arctic talon]

MK7 is objectively better then 4

And 10 replaced 7

[storm jungle]

also

ironic how you say Mark 4

as thats the shit the Primaris armor/helmet copies

lmao

[arctic talon]

Then yeah heresy era MK4 was the best power armor till the emperor released his infinite horde of MK7

Tbh the helmet looks good

[crystal forum]

god do i dislike it

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Same

CRINGE.

[arctic talon]

I like the MK4 helmet a lot

[crystal forum]

paintball mask

[arctic talon]

Not as much as the MK7 one

But it’s like my second favorite

[raven stone]

Primaris = Cringe = True

[arctic talon]

The MK10 helmet is just MK4

[crystal forum]

i like the rest of mark X

it's just the helmet for me

[urban spire]

the space marine 2 trailer where they build the helmet onto him makes it especially bad because i don't fucking see how that thing is airtight

[arctic talon]

At least they get mixed helmets on

[crystal forum]

yeah