40k-lore-chat

[prime seal]

oh no

[opaque coyote]

Tbh DS2 is still good.

But it's definitely the most flawed.

I do genuinely think it's the most interesting in terms of what builds you can do though

And it's sad that Elden Ring doesn't go quite in depth

[prime seal]

nah its dogshit i get how people like it i see some of the appeal

[rose thorn]

Ooo I need to finish it too I love it so much so far

[prime seal]

but its just orgy the game but not fun

[rose thorn]

I’ve avoided spoilers for like

10 years

[lament shoal]

Is there something I should know?

[prime seal]

its not a souls like

[opaque coyote]

I grew more fond of it tbh.

My original opinion was that it was dogshit.

I think in general that Fromsoft should take more aspects from it though.

Powerstancing in DS2 is fun as fuck and Elden Ring's power stancing feels severely nerfed and underwhelming in comparison

[prime seal]

well the thing is

[dapper gyro]

Dragon form in Souls 2.

[lament shoal]

Its got the souls like tag on steam tho

Idk

[prime seal]

ds2 being the way it is is mostly because its a pure from soft experience

[rose thorn]

I need to finish fly knight, hollow knight, and bug fables for my insect themed games (I am in college for entomology I love bugs)

[opaque coyote]

I do agree that DS2 is basically "PLEASE I SAID THE SAFE WORD STOP GANGBANGING ME!"

[prime seal]

the kings field series is more bullshit

[dapper gyro]

Any hard game has "soul like" tag...

[prime seal]

lmfao

[rose thorn]

I think it’s a 2d souls like but I’ve never played one besides revenant

[opaque coyote]

Cup head was called souls like

[rose thorn]

Remenanr?

[prime seal]

gangbanging can be fun though look at ng2

[rose thorn]

Remanent?

[prime seal]

ninja gaiden 2 is even worse tbf

but

[dapper gyro]

Ninja gaiden got "souls like"....

Like eh???

[prime seal]

LMFAOOOO

[opaque coyote]

Hollow Knight isn't a souls-like in terms of gameplay

I definitely think the atmosphere is inspired by dark souls, but it's mainly based off of

Metroid and Castlevania

Metroidvania

If you will

[prime seal]

fym eh like absolutely not?

[rose thorn]

Lmao

I really wanna play castlevania while I’m at it

I jsut don’t know where to start

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Hollow Knight is a metroidvania

[dapper gyro]

Yes, absolutely not.

[opaque coyote]

Not really a Souls like gameplay wise

[prime seal]

every single ninja gaiden game is harder than the soulsborne series

[opaque coyote]

If you like platformers go ahead

[rose thorn]

I really liked the anime (not a fan of nocturne but I heard season 2 is good)

[opaque coyote]

Ninja Gaiden makes me want to rip my dick off and scream

[prime seal]

theres classicvania and metroidvania

[lament shoal]

What constitutes a souls like?

[dapper gyro]

Ninja gaiden is a fast paced hack and slash, souls games are the opposite.

[prime seal]

classicvania well it depends i think a good starte classicvania is IV

[rose thorn]

Probably dodge roll and boss fights lmao

[prime seal]

while the entry point for the metroidvania part of the series is symphony of the night

[lament shoal]

Lots of games have those mechanics tho

[prime seal]

yeah dont listen to her

its not just that

[dapper gyro]

@prime seal the "Eh" is like "What!!!".

[rose thorn]

Oh yeha I played a bit of symphony of the night I just haven’t gotten around to playing it more

[prime seal]

dw i got what you were saying i was only adding to it

[opaque coyote]

I would say

The unique ARPG gameplay that Souls games have. With immense focus on mechanical skill and stats.

[prime seal]

heavy on the rpg part

[opaque coyote]

And although it's not required, I also think what defines a Fromsoft game for me is

Invasions

[dapper gyro]

Slow movements, stamina gate, resources gate.

[opaque coyote]

Basically throughout the souls series, there's a chance that your world can get invaded by another player

With said player looking to fucking murder you

[prime seal]

the issue with the rpg thing is that sekiro exists

[noble seal]

Outlast Trials has a form of invasions, interestingly.

[prime seal]

sekiro is not a soulslike imo

[dapper gyro]

Use your Stamina between damage or dodge.

[prime seal]

it just has some of the elements

[opaque coyote]

I don't really classify Sekiro as a souls-like

Bloodborne barely counts

[rose thorn]

Any game born after 2011 can’t crouch, all they know is how to drink pots and roll

[dapper gyro]

Seriko is fast as well, combo score for more power.

[rose thorn]

(I fucked up my own joke)

[dapper gyro]

It is more like DMC than Souls.

[opaque coyote]

Slow movement is kinda eh.

I would count that for DS1 AND DS2.

But dark souls 3 and bloodborne is pretty fast paced

[prime seal]

sekiro was originally going to be a tenchu game

[lament shoal]

Fallout is a souls like jk

[prime seal]

tenchu winning goty

https://tenor.com/view/zkadoozh-zkad00zh-a-mimir-gif-26003212

man can dream

[rose thorn]

500 aluminum cans

[opaque coyote]

(this will somehow make a successful house)

[lament shoal]

My ass hoarding 1 billion desk fans because I need screws to help me farm for lever action rifle mods

[rose thorn]

I need ti download thya mod that makes settlement building into gmod with resources since im doing a hardcore minutemen run this year

[opaque coyote]

I genuinely hope that Fallout 5 is good

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[dapper gyro]

Armored Core 6 was called "souls like" at release because people are too dumb to survive.

[opaque coyote]

But I doubt it

[opaque coyote]

Tbf

That's me fr

I need to play AC6

[rose thorn]

People are gonna say it’s bad, then 2 years later someone will release a video essay titled fallout 5 is better than you remember then everyone will play it again lol

[dapper gyro]

The nerf the hell out of all the bosses.

[opaque coyote]

I mean I still think FO4 is mid

[dapper gyro]

I enjoy TES, but not really Fallout.

[opaque coyote]

Factions are sloppily written, story sucks in general, and the settlement system is too janky and unenticing for me

[rose thorn]

I can’t run fallout tactics so I ahve no word on that, but I really really like every fallout game because BoS

[lament shoal]

Many such cases

[dapper gyro]

TES just have better the vibe.

[opaque coyote]

I still haven't tried out Oblivion and Morrowwind

I need to do that

[dapper gyro]

TES4R is goated.

[rose thorn]

I really like all of the factions in 4 lmao, I think the writing probably isn’t the best but it conveys the story good enough for what it wants to say

[opaque coyote]

Also despite having Id software help

The gunplay is just

Mid

Like it's alright, definitely better than 3 and NV

[rose thorn]

Settlements you just don’t need to side with minutemen and you will be.. okay

[opaque coyote]

But it also really doesn't help that it came with gutting the perk system

[rose thorn]

Lmao

Yeah I can’t defend the perk system

[opaque coyote]

Seriously I think the worst part about Bethesda is them just gutting the RPG part of their RPGs

[rose thorn]

Skyrim is an uber success tbf

[opaque coyote]

True. And Skyrim is fun, even vanilla wise

At least to me

Don't ask me why I enjoy vanilla skyrim

Although tbf mods are definitely the true part of the game fr

[rose thorn]

Unironically I love railroad and institute

[dapper gyro]

You have so many things to do in Skyrim with causes and consequences and pop up out of nowhere.

[rose thorn]

I barley played Skyrim idk why it didn’t click

[opaque coyote]

I feel like the Railroad shouldn't have been a main faction

I think it should've just been a side one

[rose thorn]

It’s so good they are, it’s so funny

[opaque coyote]

Because the idea is cool but I feel like it doesn't really have a place as a main story faction

[dapper gyro]

That makes up for me unable to enjoy Fallout.

[rose thorn]

They have a super computer chilling in the back

[summer rock]

i could write a one thousand word essay on why i DESPISE fallout 4 but now is neither the time nor place

[opaque coyote]

Nah do it

[rose thorn]

They have Gauss rifles and guns that have a train whistle

And are the SPY FACTION

I lvoe it

[opaque coyote]

It's the best time

And the best place

[opaque coyote]

Ignore that said gun is from Fallout 3

[rose thorn]

Fallout 4 is probabky the bottom of the 4 fps games

[summer rock]

the tldr would just be "Erm erm um the writing is bad!!!! 🤓"

[rose thorn]

And bullets are from like 200 years ago it’s fine

[opaque coyote]

Same lo

Institute was an interesting idea

I like synths

I don't like how they executed it

[summer rock]

yeah it just feels like (almost) every choice they made in regards to how the factions act was just the worst one

[rose thorn]

Bethesda accidentally made synths the biggest red flag to out yourself in the fallout community and it’s so funny

[opaque coyote]

Like the concept itself feels perfectly fallout.

MiT becoming a shadow scientific underground lab cabal is great

[opaque coyote]

BoS becoming bootleg Space Marines

[rose thorn]

I will defend the institute, literally father ruined the institute and it’s at the worse point of its history

[opaque coyote]

Like

[rose thorn]

They just, didn’t explain it well

[opaque coyote]

Actually just bootleg Space Marines

[rose thorn]

fr lol

[opaque coyote]

Even got the "abhor the mutant"

[summer rock]

never in the history of ever has anyone been more correct than you oh my god

[rose thorn]

How the fuck did max become a sociopath lmao

What were they teaching himmmm

Who gave that kid access to fallout Chan

[opaque coyote]

I feel like an Evil BoS could still work.

It's just

Where the fuck did the "PURGE THE GHOUL, THE MUTANT, AND THE SAVAGE" come from

I feel like that was the most confusing decision

[rose thorn]

I mean, fallout 3 BoS is the outlier, 4’s is their logical extreme

[summer rock]

yeah that was never a thing back in the ye olden days

[rose thorn]

The outcasts are what BoS are normally like in 3

[opaque coyote]

I feel like the logical extreme is more so forcing everybody but themselves to be low tech

Like they intentionally keep everybody oppressed since only THEY should have the technology.

...so basically bootleg CSMs instead

[rose thorn]

What hyper opressive society doenst have xenophobia?

[opaque coyote]

Jokes aside, their entire goal was the preservation of technology since they feel like humanity fucked it up

[rose thorn]

Yeha lmao

[opaque coyote]

Like at their core

[rose thorn]

That’s kinda the meme

[opaque coyote]

And them going after the institute makes complete sense

I just feel like them being all like "HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH A GHOUL??" was the most questionable.

I get it's derived from the FO3 brotherhood constantly fighting against super mutants and their hatred probably evolving from that.

But I feel like them just outright being fucking racist was just... tacked on?

I feel like they could've gone more in depth if that was the case

Like for example, maybe the revelation that FEV is what caused the super mutants made them become paranoid

And as a result, since Ghouls can come from FEV, they feel like they're a continuation of the old world's mistake

Therefore they must be eliminated

Because for them, it is simply fixing another one of the old world's mistakes

Something that shouldn't exist but does due to irresponsible tampering

Instead of just

"EWWWW BEEF JERKY LOOKING ASS! KILL IT!"

I don't hate the concept of them being bootleg SMs. I hate how the transformation lacks detail

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

Sorry what did I miss

[urban spire]

apropos of people who have had sex with ghouls

anyway the BoS was only good guys in fo3, and in fo3 they were a splinter group, not the main

[rose thorn]

Fallout 4’s brotherhood is steel comes from the outcasts after Lyon died and his supporters were kicked out

[urban spire]

they've been shitasses since fallout 1

[rose thorn]

Their origins are basically the few member of the military who weren’t already apart of the enclave lmao

Rhe same military that commit warcrimes in Canada

So like

Better than enclave

Probably worse than everyone else

It’s kinda crazy the BoS can possibly be chill with Ceasers legion but it takes so much effort to hang with the NCR

[urban spire]

in fo1 they basically send you to get headlight fluid in the hole that kills you with radiation instantly because they don't really want to accept applicants

[rose thorn]

Fallout 3 and maybe 76 are their only save face moments in the series lmao

Lyon was basically a saint

Funnily, at least according to the power armor sentinel creation club, some members of 4’s BoS kept their outcast colors and passed down their outcast colored armor

It probably was the returning outcasts that made max such an extremist

I’d like to defend railroad, I love railroad, but besides ‘being a spy and fighting slavery is badass’ there ain’t much you can say

If gunners were a joinable faction like originally planned, then I doubt people would mind the railroad being a joinable faction

[languid meadow]

I mean if you count 2 as well

they were fully intergrated with the NCR

recruiting outsiders and stuff

[urban spire]

looking stuff up on the wiki and fucking lmao creation engine characters look so fucked

this man's a bosmer

anyway yeah, not fully integrated with the ncr in 2, but it was kinda heading that way

but as of new vegas the'd outright been at war with them

[languid meadow]

they were outright stated to be the RnD arm of the NCR they were basically integrated with them

New Vegas is the one that kind of just resets everything

and turns them into hermits that kill

this has reminded me that I hate when people blame bethesda for making the brotherhood the "main characters" when it was already going that way before bethesda bought it

[lament shoal]

Do regular human psykers ever use power armor?

[daring creek]

They got Warpbound armor

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Warpbound_Armour

[opaque coyote]

So I just find this interesting

Apparently somebody did the math

and the tower would've had to been anywhere from 2.5x to 4x as wide as it is tall if it was ever built

The quotes about the base walls being 13 stades and 30 stades are almost consistent with this but not quite enough- something like 2 km x 5 km based on modern estimates of the length of a stadion.

Which is probably why it canonically... fell over.

Somebody definitely said "I fucking told you so" in another language

The sheer mass of the tower of babel means that building it would've required the entire human race at the time (~5000 years ago according to bible times) working non-stop, 365 days a year, for 20 years.

However, centuries long projects are a thing

So the tower of Babel is theoretically possible physics wise.

It just would have taken centuries, costed an extreme amount of resources, etc.

...

So...

you think God would strike us down again if we decided to build another one for shits and giggles?

[zenith remnant]

We break our own languages every 4-7 years inventing new brainrot slang, frankly I think he's going to have to let us have it if we try

[young pecan]

See personally

I can't imagine myself walking up 20 stories just to get inside the fucking thing

And then that's just to get to the first floor out of 9-10

[misty vector]

I think there have been worse attempts to reach heaven at this point

[remote wadi]

He doesn't need to

We would strike ourselves with war over the resources needed to do it

[raven stone]

...a Genestealer Cult taking over a Hive called Babel

That's it, it is going into my fiction lol

[paper haven]

Yeah, obviously.

[dire loom]

Hive city spire? But small?

[raven stone]

Probably very, very early stages of a Hive

[raven stone]

Also, at risk of outing myself as a dweeb (though it might be known already anyways)...

....does anyone play Umamusume...?

Because my mind just came up with two terrible, terrible puns.

[dire loom]

What's that?

Anime?

[lament shoal]

Me

[raven stone]

Both anime and an actual mobile game (and yes sadly Gacha for those who wish to avert it)

[raven stone]

OK, here goes...

||Symboli Rudolf, Emperor of Umakind||

And

||Agnes Tachyon, the Umassiah||

I will show myself the door :p

[lament shoal]

Lmfao

[dire loom]

What does the game look like?

Very important. Given the context.

[raven stone]

Well...how does one explain this...it is a game about racehorses reincarnated into another world...as anime horse girls that run.

That's it. That's the premise.

No, the anime itself is very sports focused. And the fandom is surprisingly compliant with NOT creating lewd art due to all of the characters being inspired by Japanese race horses.

Owned likely, in some cases, by the Yakuza. So yea. No naughty art.

[dire loom]

Oh it's that one thing that Asmongold was playing for a short time.

I think I remember and know what you're talking about now.

I don't know why it's popular though, I just don't get it personally.

It'll come and go though in terms of popularity. Then next big thing will take it's place I'm sure.

[raven stone]

It's fine, even though I do play it, it doesn't get me screaming from the roofs either

The pun just came and I had to share :p

[dire loom]

Gacha is usually like that, plus I'm not a huge fan of mobile gaming. Lol

[raven stone]

Aye, to everyone their own...this is only surprising in the sense that the topic of choice is unexpected

[dire loom]

The gambling in those games and spending money on that stuff too..

I just couldn't. Not for something like that.

[raven stone]

Yea don't get me wrong, I don't spend a cent on it either.

[dire loom]

I knew this one weeb, he'd spend thousands of dollars every 2 weeks on gacha. Crazy guy.

[dire loom]

Good. Lol

[raven stone]

Yikes...

[dire loom]

But yeah I don't play mobile games, they're not really my thing. I think I tried Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes or something like that? Then got bored.

That's like the only mobile game I even tried putting some bare minimum effort into getting into.

Still got bored, and I'm a Star Wars fan too. Lol

[raven stone]

Yea mobile games are definitely their own category in terms of gameplay design

[remote wadi]

The issue with mobile games is they have everything we hate about pc games compacted

[dire loom]

Yeah, don't worry I'm no longer friends with that guy. He had a crash out because I tried calling him out on some stuff and told him to fix himself and better himself as a person. Was just concerned about em. Then he freaked out and we went our separate ways. He now goes around saying I'm a evil or something. Hella funny.

[remote wadi]

Pay to win, low value passes, casino mechanics, low effort gameplay

[dire loom]

Was just trying to help him not be wasteful etc.

Gambling addiction etcetera

That's what I get for trying to help. Lmfao

[remote wadi]

You tried to help the wrong type of person

[dire loom]

I think it's because I felt bad and knew em for a long time.

[remote wadi]

Happens to the best of us

[dire loom]

He was always the odd duck of our friend group though.

[remote wadi]

Your intentions were good and that's all that matters

[raven stone]

...yea guy is way lost at that point.

I do have to question people's self control abilities at this point...just because you could pay for something don't mean you must...

[dire loom]

Probably the only weird friend I use to have tbh. Lol

[dire loom]

Thank you Sah

[remote wadi]

[lament shoal]

Hornnse

[dire loom]

Poor horse is cooked

R.I.P

[misty vector]

they are getting body dysmorphia poor thing

[raven stone]

Actually the actual race horse has already passed away, sadly.

At least Haru Urara managed to win a retirement race before his time came.

Not giving up after a 113 losing streak - that there is grit you respect

[tight wigeon]

Just heard the line, "Blood for the Emperor, Skulls for the Golden Throne!" out of a zealot. Khorne influence on the rejects? Is this why a group of ho-hum vagabonds is able to indiscriminately slaughter by the thousands?

[raven stone]

It is possible, since the Chaos gods are also in competition with each other

Psyker has lines implying Tzeentch influence

[misty vector]

might be a little jab at the imperium from the writer too

[storm jungle]

They’re able to indiscriminately slaughter thousands because its a videogame.

Same with how when Captain Titus kills a Tyranid Warrior all the nids wait their turn instead of gangpiling him

[tight wigeon]

Right, but the line is so specific. Either it's meant to imply influence or is just kind of a small "easter egg". Just curious...

[tight wigeon]

Not familiar with the Psyker line. Paraphrase?

[raven stone]

A bit of a long one, Psyker talks about hearing the Emperor's voice but seeing nine silver towers (more commonly associated with Tzeentch, and Tzeentch is known to take on voice/appearance of others to trick people)

[tight wigeon]

Interesting. Thanks!

[storm jungle]

Its just a joke reference, dont worry about it

[shadow plover]

says the one with a niche successor chapter

[storm jungle]

Yeah that I invented solely for them to get eaten by Tyranids in a story i was writing.

and I dont buy minis

[shadow plover]

the reasons don't matter

[storm jungle]

they do

i got an OC from literally every faction

Marines are at the bottom of the ladder yeet

[raven stone]

Marines are the new fodder

[storm jungle]

Always have been 🙏

see all the Chapters that get like 1 sentence of lore to get annihilated lol

[humble shoal]

The home invaders

[storm jungle]

[humble shoal]

New favorite chapter

[raven stone]

Even the 1st Company of the Blueberries got this with the Nids

IIRC

[humble shoal]

-kills craftworld, gets killed by craftworld

[lime sluice]

Well, ''beloved''

[rocky gale]

I will alter my stance on Hive Scum if they add Death Maiden cosmetics

[raven stone]

NGL that does go hard

I think I will run a male Hive Scum with Gas nades and a Crowbar...named Joker.

Should be damn obvious why.

Or if already done, swap to woman and name Harley

[dapper gyro]

High heels... You should show me how you run with that, Larmoth.

[raven stone]

It's Darktide skin, so physics be damned and ignored lol

[dapper gyro]

The heels angle looks almost like some of the deamons.

[rose thorn]

lmao

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/wonderwoman-running-gif-11221376

[rose thorn]

efficiently

[rocky gale]

Wonder woman does it

[dapper gyro]

🫠

[rocky gale]

Lemmie be a filthy Hive scum death maiden

[wintry cloud]

Woah wait ive never seen these before

[rocky gale]

Necromunda has a ton of hidden gems

[rose thorn]

necromunda is pretty great

[wintry cloud]

WOULD!!!!

[rose thorn]

thats basically a zombei btw

[wintry cloud]

Oh

[rose thorn]

they replaced her blood with venom lmao

[wintry cloud]

Hmmm…….

[rocky gale]

Yea, they're reanimated Escher gang members who's blood is now made of toxic chemicals which keep them "Alive"

[wintry cloud]

Maybe we can hold hands then

[rose thorn]

i, dont even know if it can do antyhign besides kill

[wintry cloud]

Welp

[rose thorn]

id have to check the lex

[wintry cloud]

Mag is working hard for my zombie shipping

Respect

[rose thorn]

Their bodies are placed within amniotic tanks, their blood is turned toxic by a transfusion of chems and the Death-maidens' minds are stripped of whatever shreds of humanity they once had

[dapper gyro]

So they can't be fixed? Nice.

[wintry cloud]

Make it a dlc for rogue trader

Ill find a way

[rose thorn]

this is of course forgetting that escher HATES men

[wintry cloud]

You put the nail in the coffin huh

[rose thorn]

there is like

2 canon realtionships between escher and a guy

[wintry cloud]

😭

[rose thorn]

so its not impossible

[wintry cloud]

Put the hates in caps bro

[dapper gyro]

Maggie, you are giving him too much hope.

[rose thorn]

lmao

[wintry cloud]

Ill just go back to my beloved wife cassia

[dapper gyro]

Not her 3rd eye...

[rose thorn]

also because of gene altering escher genetics basically makes any children with the y chromosome to be brain dead

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-gojo-gif-23192148

Im always staring deep into her third eye

[rose thorn]

lmao

despite being sexist escher isnt transphobic and allow trans fem members to join lmao

[wintry cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-gif-15192144

[dapper gyro]

Oh, so we are chatting with an undead? I think you will have a chance with a dead maiden.

[wintry cloud]

The ship sank awhile ago guys

[queen laurel]

very well then here's your necrophilia charges

@wintry cloud

[wintry cloud]

Noooooooo 😭

[rose thorn]

i didnt send that line since like, is it intellegent undead or regular undead

like if someone dies and then gets revived at a hostpial then i doubt that counts

[dapper gyro]

Depending on the plot, I guess.

[rose thorn]

ieve been thinking about getting escher and making theme genestealer infected since they thematically match my gsc

them or delaque

i dont really have enough ideas rn lmao ill let it cook in the mental oven and maybe wait until gsc get more infantry units

that better fits the like, chosen of the cult

the genestealer brain rot is real, i deicided to take 3 genetics classes this spring

[remote wadi]

Ok babies are an addiction

I can't stop grabbing my kid when he is awake

[wintry cloud]

What

Oh.

[remote wadi]

Ok sorry there's context to this

[wintry cloud]

Very confused for a second

[remote wadi]

My boy was born 2 days ago

[raven stone]

Heh new dad joys

[wintry cloud]

Congratulations! 🎉

[remote wadi]

Thanks

[wintry cloud]

I actually can’t wait to have a family

Well i can but
Im excited for it

[rose thorn]

oh nice!

[rocky gale]

Yea the joy of babies is you can mess with them as much as you want and they love it

[remote wadi]

I told him the supreme dad joke that you can only tell him in a very small amount of time

I told him you can't fool me I wasn't born yesterday like you

There's no dad joke as supreme as that haha

[remote wadi]

I mean as long as they awake

If you wake a baby up he will be mad crying until you shake him

[humble shoal]

Congrats kimo

[remote wadi]

Thanks

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-smiling-friends-psychicpebbles-charlie-gif-24490029

Me as soon as the baby wakes up

[dapper gyro]

Just don't eat them, ok?

[rocky gale]

I'll have you know I have 14 nieces and nephews and I haven't eaten any of them

[rose thorn]

What a weird list to bark off

[rocky gale]

"From Space Marines, to Space Marines, to more Space Marines to even more Space Marines, there is a wide array of newly released Space Marines for you to purchase"

[vernal yacht]

Is there any difference lore wise between these 2 symbols in the astra militarum?

Or is it just aura farming

[celest dome]

2nd is general to the Imperium

[wintry cloud]

You mean drug addicts , vampires, drugged out goblins, space dwarves, fantasy china, and then space marines, and in addition a new adventure game

Sure i guess?

[celest dome]

The 1st is the Imperialis

Meant to represent the faith iirc

[vernal yacht]

Ok so the second is just like a rank insignia within the guard, ok that’s cool af

[celest dome]

Not really ranks

Both are used pretty much anywhere, SM also use both

[vernal yacht]

Oh ok my b I thought u meant like “general of the army” kind of thing

Like an O-10 irl

[celest dome]

Aquila: show you belong to the Imperium and to the Emperor of Mankind
Imperialis: show you are expected to toil and sacrifice for the Imperium and to the Emperor of Mankind

[vernal yacht]

Ok cool thx for the info man!

[wet sandal]

Fact-checked by real Fenris patriots: TRUE

[storm jungle]

Hold on big cat i got you

Cacti said it correct for the aquila but the skull-wings is THE Imperial Guard symbol

the space marine one is the one with a sword through the top

[vernal yacht]

So much more lore for me learn hell yea

[storm jungle]

I made this for people that confuse the branches so no worries

[vernal yacht]

The never ending lore grind

[storm jungle]

You will learn it all eventually

[valid needle]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-it-arnold-schwarzenegger-stare-gif-12085894

[vernal yacht]

Then GW will release 150 more books

[urban spire]

shouts out to people constantly mixing these up

[storm jungle]

^ REAL

[storm jungle]

Okay so blunt reality checj but most of the books are not worth reading nor add much to the setting

Theres only a handful of main narrative books

otherwise just use the lexicanum

[valid needle]

Am I tripping or does that look like a swastika

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Nah its a super stylized "a"

[urban spire]

read dan abnett and constantly use him as a source in lore arguments

[vernal yacht]

Yea that’s what I’ve been told “just find someone/something you like in 40K and pick up and couple books on it” 😂

[storm jungle]

Yeha lierally lol

theres A LOT of pointless/slop books

if you are unsure on what to buy just ask in the book-club chat

[vagrant fox]

They can still be fun but a bunch of them don't add much

[rocky gale]

Why do the Custodes have the Thundercats logo?

[vagrant fox]

because the custodes are cool

[storm jungle]

ITS AN EAGLE

[vernal yacht]

No way the New Orleans Saints are in 40k!?!

[rocky gale]

You sure, I could check myself by clicking on the image to make it bigger, but when it's small and fuzzy it looks like Thundercats

[vagrant fox]

I'm gonna say it, there should be a bigger difference between the imperialis and the winged skull slop for the guard 💯 💯

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah they use the fleur-de-lys, the one I picked is the one GW uses for their own in-universe branding

😭

[valid needle]

Red Templars use it too

[storm jungle]

they use a generic fleur

likely secretly all women

[vernal yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/space-king-warhammer-no-girls-allowed-40k-captain-gif-11039182067918945112

[rocky gale]

Has anyone got the Red Talon Christmas meme, I want to have it ready for this year

[valid needle]

My apologies, I am not le French.

[dapper gyro]

So this is why they have to do a gene seed check regularly?

[vernal yacht]

Never apologize for not being French

[storm jungle]

Im not either, now expode

[rose thorn]

Was it red talons or red scorpions that do eugenics onto other chapters lol

[vagrant fox]

The Red Scorpions are the funny ones

[rocky gale]

Found it

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[vagrant fox]

Despite this, the chapter assists wherever it can, carrying out thousands of relief missions

They will not serve alongside abhumans, and view all the other military arms of the Imperium as untrustworthy.

I don't know why but the wording of these in combination is pretty funny to me

Relief missions

[valid needle]

💀

[rocky gale]

Also found the other version

[storm jungle]

gene-seed backshots

[vagrant fox]

What's with you and backshots recently are you okay

[storm jungle]

says the guy talking about "relief missions"

you want something off your chest buddy?

[valid needle]

Red scorpions are the genetic purity white men one

[vagrant fox]

shit wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

[storm jungle]

👎

[vagrant fox]

whatever eat shit

[storm jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908912109142827082/1079578526623215656/ezgif-3-af1195d740_1.gif

Get outta here stalker

[vagrant fox]

I should play something until EU5 is patched some more you're rite

[wet sandal]

new hoi dlc

i love slop

[vagrant fox]

I can't even muster the energy to look at it

[daring creek]

Have you ever thought that maybe if you said this again. Someone might explode

Stop telling people to explode dilara!

suddenly gets flashbacks of my mother saying the same bullshit

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaf-vibes-vibing-sleeping-cat-gif-17297041570420202318

I'm hungry

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-evil-gif-10545349572153573100

[rocky gale]

Does your mother regularly tell people to explode?

[valid needle]

Dilara said to tell you to explode.

[daring creek]

Dilara why are you like this

[daring creek]

No she's just a spiritual nut who thinks "words have power" and saying things like explode will cause things to explode

When she says things that are triple worse on the regular

[storm jungle]

This is like the fourth time im telling you

im just evil

[daring creek]

I unfortunately deal with a toddler whos in her mid-ish late 40s

[celest dome]

Dilara be like

https://tenor.com/view/mate-cheers-demoman-gif-18514440

[daring creek]

Mmm no I think ur a nice person :)

[dapper gyro]

Good luck telling me to explode.

[queen laurel]

Dilara when asked why is she a hater for the love of the game
https://youtu.be/2vbLMeh3mFg?si=1WCUrmyuxLTvrDgL

[daring creek]

Omg theres a shovel in ur pfp is that a krieg reference

[prime seal]

could be a shovel knight reference

[dapper gyro]

Nope. Trench shovel is just a great tool in general. I fucking hate people associate it with Krieg.

[daring creek]

😭

[dapper gyro]

Yes, you.

[daring creek]

I should touch shovel more on vet

[daring creek]

Hey be nice now

Shovels an ideal weapon for charging into battle

Get fired at? Dig. Easy.

[prime seal]

don't hate on her dein

she's an alcoholic

[dapper gyro]

It is an actual Ukrainian made shovel. I got it not long before the war.

[daring creek]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-gif-24691962

Me w shovvy

[prime seal]

lol

[daring creek]

Oh

Kewl

[dapper gyro]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fzs_dYE6MjA

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

Still no end in sight huh

[near wasp]

Apparently there's another stale mate

[dapper gyro]

It was 25$/piece, I actually use it for my field training.

[prime seal]

this is amazing

[near wasp]

I remember when they said this shit would be done in 3 days

[dapper gyro]

Now it is 50-100$.....

[prime seal]

why is that propaganda piece soo well made?

[dapper gyro]

Because the boys over there are using them.

[near wasp]

Because propaganda has to be wellmade

[storm jungle]

Because propaganda needs to be well made to be propaganda

[near wasp]

Duh

[storm jungle]

lmao jinx

[near wasp]

Ji-fuck

[celest dome]

Having shit propaganda just make it mroe succeptible to failing

[storm jungle]

That too yeah

[dapper gyro]

Fake meanie, explode.

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377109813854736494.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=TheSilly

[near wasp]

Why TF do me and dilara say the exact same thing so often wtf

[dapper gyro]

I also got the American made axe before the American tariff. Otherwise, I wouldn't buy it.

[storm jungle]

Meme-minds think alike idk

[raven stone]

You vibe on the same wavelength.

[vagrant fox]

two examples of ontologically evil people, simple as

[dapper gyro]

Nah, they share the single brain cell.

[near wasp]

Onto what now

[vagrant fox]

big smh my head

[dapper gyro]

That's a lot of heads you have there.

Must be professional

[near wasp]

Oh so according to Google I'm evil maxing sweet

[crystal forum]

you know what? after reading the steam notes on the ganger again i think i'm pretty excited for it

i've wanted a more close range focused gun play in darktide for a while

i wonder if we'll be able to shove with the double guns

and this looks pretty damn good

[vagrant fox]

Looking forward to the VAs, hopefully they're good as well

[daring creek]

Reading the ganger steam page on it makes me ANGRY

[crystal forum]

it's like vet class but more mobile

[daring creek]

Grr...this is how they're adding wokeism to 40k

[crystal forum]

which i guess is like how arbites feels like zealot and ogryn mixed together

[daring creek]

Warhammer is ruined...

[mossy peak]

we need more bl writers and less bl writers in 40k

[crystal forum]

i think i'm fine with ganger now

idk why i even expected something exotic to be added like this game isn't meant to be about the normies of the imperium

i guess arbites gave a false impression

[dapper gyro]

Just tell them to expode!

[vagrant fox]

I think it was the arbites setting up some expectations yes

[crystal forum]

arbites will probably be the most elite unit we'll get in the game come to think of it

[outer wave]

They're adding women that eat chip, be bi, charge they phone, and lie

[crystal forum]

and they're not even that high on the hierarchy of the imperium

i wonder if "hive scum" will be treated like rejects too

[celest dome]

I still think the major problem for an Admech is the no shared wepaons

Same for any Xenos

[crystal forum]

yeah

plus again the lack of DLC options for fatshark

there's barely any arbites skins

[dapper gyro]

I mean, Orgryn has no shared weapons...

[vagrant fox]

ish, Ogryns naturally have their own weapons too. There can be some crossover, if we go by the Dark Heresy rulebook

[crystal forum]

and ogryns barely even have any weapons

[vagrant fox]

yea

[celest dome]

What doyou mean dlc options?

[crystal forum]

skins

[celest dome]

Admech could have loads of skin though

[crystal forum]

from what dilara says, fatshark cant make skins for factions that GW has preset images of

which is why arbites have only one skin page

[humble shoal]

Billions must die

[crystal forum]

because barely any art

[humble shoal]

Im hoping for some nice plague docter outfits

[celest dome]

Most Admech stuff have loads of arts

[crystal forum]

but ganger will have infinite possibilities because it's a class with no real consistent lore representation

[celest dome]

Plus loads of sub-factions stuff

[storm jungle]

Also same with how when they were making the Savlar Chemdog sets they entirely based them on like 3-4 old af art and also the official kitbashes from the 8th edition Guard codex (hence why they got GSC corset torsos)

[crystal forum]

so fatshark can do whatever they want

[celest dome]

Still will probably be gated to art stuff

[crystal forum]

isnt there a ton of made up skins for zealot and vet

especially the scrappy ones

[celest dome]

Not really, a lot of it come from Necromunda stuff

[crystal forum]

oh

[storm jungle]

^

[celest dome]

Not necessarily the Gangs, but the Scums and such

[vagrant fox]

Yea I expect 'munda galore

[storm jungle]

None of the cosmetics in the game is madeup minus the ogryn ones (even those got some mini presedence)

like how the Veteran uses lots of painted cadian flak with GSC gasmasks etc

[languid meadow]

It just depends

[crystal forum]

ganger will deff have a lot of munda stuff which im actually excited for

i want van saar

[celest dome]

The Auric cosmetics somewhat are, but they're still based on minis or art still

[storm jungle]

random example

[daring creek]

No- TRILLIONS must die

[dapper gyro]

Most GSC stuff are former guard stuff.

[crystal forum]

DAMN

[languid meadow]

At least ganger will get good shit cosmetics wise

[dapper gyro]

(I mean the ones used on Vet in game)

[humble shoal]

@storm jungle know of any plaguedoctor ganger skins?

[crystal forum]

i hope they get some really old munda art skins

[celest dome]

I'd want some Van Saar cosmetic, but as part of an Auric round where each class get Ganger stuff

[humble shoal]

[storm jungle]

Theres a guy with a saw/surgeon backpack

[humble shoal]

Or models

[celest dome]

I have

[storm jungle]

Hold on ill get some

[vagrant fox]

if we get an admech class and no taser goad I'll go fucking bananas bro

[crystal forum]

imagine this skin in darktide

[storm jungle]

that guy yeah

Solar Auxilia also has a plague doctor iirc

[humble shoal]

That.... does not look like it would translate well

[humble shoal]

I would love a solar auxilia cosmetic set

[vagrant fox]

Maybe not the whole thing but the robes and mask shouldn't be too bad

[humble shoal]

[languid meadow]

I guess my main problem with ganger was the fact that we've been getting fed slop from that area of the universe for the past 3 years cosmetics wise (and not very good ones) so I REALLLY hope that ganger gets actually good criminal outfits

vet doesn't need another homeless outfit

[crystal forum]

i dont like a lot of the skins too yeah

[daring creek]

Looks cool but also so grungy

[crystal forum]

im only really interested in guard regiment skins

sometimes there's some cool stuff

[humble shoal]

I got my krieg

[vagrant fox]

ganger dresses up like red guy in 4 months trust

[crystal forum]

well that's the era of grunge metal

so you got it

[daring creek]

Makes sense

[crystal forum]

i like how shamelessly out of proportion the old art is

[humble shoal]

Combine the witchhunter set with the grenadier head looks like a krieg officer

[vagrant fox]

I can't stop seeing soyjack pointing

[crystal forum]

it's refreshing how little they cared about realism

[vagrant fox]

It's pretty goofy, shame we don't see much of that anymore

[crystal forum]

what gets me is the super detailed faces

[crystal forum]

also wait is that the origin of the current munda blood angel guy

[daring creek]

Why are people angry about hive ganger when it wasn't even added

it's hive scum

[celest dome]

Not really

[daring creek]

not ganger

dumb fucks

[humble shoal]

I like the guy jojoing in the back

[crystal forum]

why does he have necromunda on his pauldron

[crystal forum]

it's really dramatic yeah lmao

[vagrant fox]

The art is from the very early 90s so it's right in the Rogue Trader era

[humble shoal]

Is that a crimson fist?

But in reverse

[crystal forum]

i like how simple the SM armor is

it really just looked like medieval armor

[outer wave]

I wonder how the franchise would be if they kept space marines to "Anti punk police"

[celest dome]

Confrontation is so old that it's very much not cannon for modern Necromunda, and Vandoth doesn't have similar stuf

[crystal forum]

is that what they were???

[storm jungle]

Basically arbites but galaxy-wide

[vagrant fox]

Beats me who it is I'm just fairly sure it's a blood angel

[storm jungle]

ngl id prefer it lol

[outer wave]

Back in 1st edition, thats what it looks like yeah

[crystal forum]

imagine 40k without the HH

[storm jungle]

god if only

[crystal forum]

we can only dream

making the goofy grimdark setting have a tragic soap opera of a backstory

so deep

[languid meadow]

I think it makes it funnier but that's just m e

[storm jungle]

its not funny when you log onto any 40k space and all you see is primarchs

[languid meadow]

also because they haven't touched much of the stuff between the heresy and now so all that insane shit happens

[storm jungle]

fucking MCU garbage

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

YEP

[storm jungle]

Scouring

[crystal forum]

and people constantly talking about the emperor and if he was right or not

[humble shoal]

Ultramarines telling some poor guy to spread his ass cheeks after his week vacation in the eye of terror

Rogue trader dreadnoughts are sorta terrifying

[vagrant fox]

Man I wish the HH had just been kept as a weird mythical thing but here we are

[languid meadow]

I don't know why but the whole Age of Apostasy stuff is just comedy to me

[crystal forum]

i think im finally seeing why older 40k fans can dislike HH

[outer wave]

Yeah that I feel would've been better

[storm jungle]

Like this is what this fandom has been turned into basically

genuinely who gives a fuck

this is batman fan tier shit

MUH TIBETAN WARP-MONKS

[humble shoal]

Guillimans power is the ability to create a second imperium

[crystal forum]

and be distracted while his daddy is being attacked

[languid meadow]

Gmans power is the ability to think farther than 2 years

[dapper gyro]

It is called Brain Power.

[near wasp]

Gullimans power is to lose duels to his brothers

[storm jungle]

Also see what i mean

i drop 1 primarch post

it all goes back to primarchs

lol

perfect psychological train example

[languid meadow]

says topic
everyone talks about topic

yes

that's how it works

[near wasp]

^

[humble shoal]

Every time I see the primarchs I think of the gay primarchs video

[storm jungle]

no because said topic has tons of slop lore around it

thus people discuss and circlejerk it

lol

[outer wave]

Do you think Guilliman can beat Goku though?

[rocky gale]

Which Primarch would win in a chili cookoff?

[humble shoal]

Roundbutt Girlyman

[crystal forum]

has the HH shifted the modern setting to be more depressing i wonder

[near wasp]

Mike Brooks give me a lion sequal and my life is yours!

[storm jungle]

Not really no

HH actively makes the Imperium/EMperor to be tragic figures

[crystal forum]

was the setting not more goofy before

[storm jungle]

the new Scouring book has even worse stuff supporting it

[dapper gyro]

HH wouldn't be this big if all of the creativity is not sucked in to it.

[crystal forum]

like if you look at titus he's just fucking depressing

[dapper gyro]

Why HH models are so much better than 40K???

[crystal forum]

because they cost more

[near wasp]

Titus looks cool tho

[storm jungle]

how

hes just a generic Primaris LT

[near wasp]

I like his cape

[dapper gyro]

If they just release HH models for 40K instead, HH can stay as a minor side project like Munda.

[near wasp]

;_;

[crystal forum]

he looks like somebody copied henry cavill and tried to hide it

so is that the amazon show

[storm jungle]

i hope it flops

[languid meadow]

his space marine 1 version looks closer to mark strong the VA

[crystal forum]

look at the most recent cinematic

[languid meadow]

from some angles

[storm jungle]

Mark Strong is also like a proper theatre actor

[crystal forum]

he's even different from SM2

[storm jungle]

so his gravitas is so much more up there

[crystal forum]

it's like they're changing him on purpose

[dapper gyro]

Secret level Titus doesn't even look like SM1 Titus.

It is a different person.

[storm jungle]

the new titus VA is like the peak example of

"Who are you again"

[near wasp]

Because they had strong do calgar

[storm jungle]

no

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1377109813854736494.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=TheSilly

[crystal forum]

im surprised they didnt cast some actor to voice titus like triple A companies love to do

the sheer disrespect for voice actors continues

[storm jungle]

Money

[dapper gyro]

Maybe it is the gene seeds doing, SM gets closer to their primarch the older they get.

[crystal forum]

i love telling people about how many hollywood actors were in call of duty black ops 1

[rocky gale]

That's what they did

Both times

[languid meadow]

Calgar is voiced by Stewart Scudamore

who does

RICTUS?

[storm jungle]

my favorite part is it took me 10 years to realise Ice Cube was Bowman

[crystal forum]

who?

[crystal forum]

RIGHT

[storm jungle]

YEAH

He jst disappears into the character somehow

which is funny

[opaque coyote]

Wanya

[rocky gale]

SM1 on the left and SM2 on the right

Both are actors

[storm jungle]

Who the fuck is the guy on the right

[crystal forum]

he's a good actor which is funny since he always does slop

[opaque coyote]

Left is somehow balder than Horus

Jesus Christ I can see the shine

[rocky gale]

He was Rolo in Vikings

[crystal forum]

like nick cage

[storm jungle]

Vikings

no wonder i never heard of him

[rocky gale]

You never watched peak

[languid meadow]

that's like the only big role he really has

[daring creek]

I haven't charged my headphones in a while

[crystal forum]

idk any vikings series fan who isn't a middle aged guy

[languid meadow]

he does minor roles mostly

[dapper gyro]

Change the head, keep the phone.

[rocky gale]

You underestimate how many women simp for Ivar the Boneless

[near wasp]

Lol

[crystal forum]

ok apart from thirsty women

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ivar-vikings-bravo-teparibon-clap-gif-14662314

[crystal forum]

i can see what you mean now

i think i should watch it

[vagrant fox]

what the guy with a penis that don't work?

[near wasp]

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

ayo angry marine?

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

[rocky gale]

They made the guy paralysed from the waist down the scariest mf in the entire show

[languid meadow]

from the things I've seen of the show at least it doesn't say the vikings weren't horrible people

[prime seal]

no?

[storm jungle]

yes

[crystal forum]

isn't there a part where they straight up burn a village alive

[storm jungle]

Horus is not as shiny

[crystal forum]

with women and children

[storm jungle]

uh

their fault for being in the village

tbh

[crystal forum]

i saw a clip and the cinematography was amazing

all one shot

[dapper gyro]

Oi, calm down with warcrime.

[vagrant fox]

They nobly braved all sorts of danger to save goods and valuables from burning houses

[prime seal]

mark strong still has hair

[near wasp]

People burned down villages all the time

[storm jungle]

still has hair

[prime seal]

big ass forehead

[storm jungle]

picks the picture where he has hair

[rocky gale]

It sort of shows everyone doing fucked up shit tbh, there's decent people on either side but they always get screwed over by others

[storm jungle]

literally rigged

smh my head

[crystal forum]

yeah that makes sense

[storm jungle]

also im half sure Horus had hair at first too

[crystal forum]

i just saw a lot of really ripped dudes

shirtless

[storm jungle]

fuck i forgot, i dont wanna check

[near wasp]

He did

[dapper gyro]

Horus had hair.

[storm jungle]

guh

[prime seal]

thats vikings for u

[near wasp]

Morty had hair too

[crystal forum]

do you think horus shaves his head or is he completely bald

[storm jungle]

Morty shouldnt have anything

[near wasp]

It's just long greasy foul black hair

[crystal forum]

idk what's funnier, that the peak lifeform can be born bald or that it's still affected by male pattern baldness

[near wasp]

I mean all the bald ones turned traitor

[storm jungle]

As in jellyfish?

[crystal forum]

mort is bald?

[near wasp]

No

[dapper gyro]

Cough Vulkan.

[crystal forum]

i never saw his face tbh

[storm jungle]

Yes

[languid meadow]

by virtue of space cancer

[storm jungle]

Tbh

he looks like your average white guy

there isnt much to see

[near wasp]

Forgot about him

[prime seal]

vulkan

[dapper gyro]

Fulgrim is pretty hairful.

[crystal forum]

fulgrim is the closest to a female primarch

[storm jungle]

LOL

[near wasp]

Morty had hair under that cowl it's awful

[vagrant fox]

crazy, the top hates bottoms

[crystal forum]

he looks like a character from a really vague memory i have of a kids gross out tv show where one of the antagonists smells farts all day

[storm jungle]

apt comparison tbh

[crystal forum]

like the character is in a suit that feeds farts in the air so he survives

wtf was that show

[prime seal]

sanguinius rocks his better

[storm jungle]

Fulgrim is prettier

[humble shoal]

Thats a porno

[storm jungle]

tbh

[storm jungle]

I love how you say this

when like

his suit has literal chimneys on its back

that sends out fart gasses

[languid meadow]

his face looks like a whitewashed Grim from codename kids next door

[storm jungle]

BRUH

[crystal forum]

i also remember an episode where there's a tooth fairy but for scabs. she just takes your scabs at night

[storm jungle]

WHITE WASHED?

HES A SKELETON

[humble shoal]

He looks like a bitch

[storm jungle]

HES ALREADY WHITE

[prime seal]

what the fuck do you watch

[dapper gyro]

SoB slops?

[humble shoal]

Honestly went on a fun algorithm confusion thing by clicking on a bunch of old videos and then all of a sudden I got fart smelling fetish content from 2010

[daring creek]

We talkin about skeletons and porn huh

[humble shoal]

He could have been a black skeleton

[storm jungle]

[daring creek]

You guys are weirdos!

[storm jungle]

not possible

[crystal forum]

ay girl you got that calcium

[storm jungle]

we're all tanned calcium

[humble shoal]

Fire

[daring creek]

True true

[storm jungle]

Not possible

[crystal forum]

what about wither skeletons dilara

[prime seal]

hey missus

[crystal forum]

are you racist

[dapper gyro]

You are one of us.

[prime seal]

i like your cut g

[storm jungle]

FUCK

[languid meadow]

#notverywokeofyou

https://tenor.com/view/not-very-woke-of-you-nuh-uh-homelander-gen-v-the-boys-gif-5949428463441363002

[storm jungle]

woke?

more like

uh

fuck

[crystal forum]

im building a wither in front of your house

[daring creek]

As the token person of color

[storm jungle]

NOOOOO

[daring creek]

I approve of wither skeletons

[storm jungle]

AI photoshop

[humble shoal]

Your an ai photoshop

[crystal forum]

gottem

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/giuxep-mandy-jaydes-gxp-kng-gif-3482615196865420985

[daring creek]

Hi Fashionslayer I hope ur doing fine this afternoon

[rose thorn]

Put your skeletons into coke in order to artificially age them

[humble shoal]

Friend shaped

[storm jungle]

average wildlife in Avatar the Last Airbender

[crystal forum]

would a cat bird try to kill other birds

or maybe itself

[storm jungle]

Depends on the lore

[arctic talon]

What about the bear

[daring creek]

I hope Hive Ganger lets me play Hotline Miami 2 in darktide

[storm jungle]

shut up nerd

[crystal forum]

a flying cat sounds genuinely terrifying

[prime seal]

thank you, i hope youre well too

[storm jungle]

arent there flying cats in D&D

[daring creek]

Thank you...

[languid meadow]

there's flying everything in DnD

[storm jungle]

damn

[arctic talon]

Yeah but they’re not really cats

[storm jungle]

if it looks like a cat.....

[rose thorn]

wheres my underworlds gw

[dapper gyro]

Act like cat

[humble shoal]

Manticore is flying cat

[dapper gyro]

It is a cat.

[storm jungle]

fr

also doesnt a manticore literally look like a lion

[crystal forum]

guy casually holding like a month salary worth of plastic

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/washed-up-fail-storm-petir-gif-22239651

Necron Tesla weaponry striking a innocent hiver

[arctic talon]

How tf did that person not die

Lucky I guess

Good for them

[rose thorn]

500 dollars worth of models yet not holding a single deck, is planning to use Hunting Grounds and deadly synergy for the rest of his life lmao

[humble shoal]

Definitely not arc weaponry

[tough haven]

People have been struck by lightning up to like 20+ times and lived

[crystal forum]

admech when you complain about the plasma prices

[humble shoal]

Admech when you ask them why the titan is eating servitors

[arctic talon]

Skitarii using their “100%” discount gun when they see someone complaining

[tough haven]

It only kills you if it crosses your heart in the right way

Hurts like a mf

[prime seal]

where are you from that the salaries are soo low

[daring creek]

Oh uh

Speaking of animals

Do you guys like Ogre Spiders

[humble shoal]

Yee

[daring creek]

I think they're rlly neat

[remote wadi]

Same

[rose thorn]

lil guys

[daring creek]

Ogre Spiders have very big eyes and a really unique way of- THEY ARE NOT LITTLE

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-ogre-spider-bodega-ogre-spider-gif-25839439

[daring creek]

THEY HAVE LONG THICK LEGS!

[remote wadi]

I prefer leaf spiders

[daring creek]

Me when I see food

[crystal forum]

looks smaller than a huntsman

[remote wadi]

They camouflage so I can just let them work

[daring creek]

Leaf Spiders as in camo or spends most of their time on leaves

[humble shoal]

Smaller than a gigachad wolf spider

[remote wadi]

If I was in China

[rose thorn]

ogyrn spiders when

[daring creek]

Oooo

[crystal forum]

im so fucking happy im not australian

[daring creek]

I love little spooders

Ilike

[remote wadi]

Australia is dark souls irl

[daring creek]

What makes me like them so much is the shape of the web they spin

[remote wadi]

Casually sees a snake in the toilet

[daring creek]

it's so adorable

[crystal forum]

the worst part about big spiders is they still move as fast as other spiders

[humble shoal]

Avg australian eats 10 huntsman in their sleep

[daring creek]

and deadly(to bugs)

they aren't venomous

[storm jungle]

aren't venomous

look like nightmares made manifest

kill

[crystal forum]

it's like the camel spider

not even venomous

[storm jungle]

bro

[crystal forum]

people terrified of it

[storm jungle]

fuck the camel spiders holy shit

[prime seal]

shoutouts spiders, kills all the other annoying bugs so i dont have to

[remote wadi]

My take is if spider kills annoying bugs she can stay

[crystal forum]

they just want your shade dilara

[storm jungle]

dont forget them literally running at you full speed because you are the only thing big enough in the desert with a long or tall shadow

lmao fuck you

[remote wadi]

But I set her territory

[crystal forum]

theyre just little guys