Yeah just saying that ganger may have been done before arbites
#40k-lore-chat
shadow chasm
The Gloriana storyline?
celest cedar
I mean...yeah. Still love Visi tho
shadow chasm
What did I miss?
humble shoal
The Gloriana storyline?
Clandestina gloriana
We are discovering archeotech
To remake moebian steel whoch had been lost for a long ass time
shadow chasm
I'm not really brushed up on my Darktide lore tbh. All I know is what I played and saw in cutscenes or after mission transmissions.
celest cedar
I got so excited that we were gonna get another map set in the Void
raven stone
I don’t know, the whole Moebian Steel and Hadron telling us to steal a train of Archeotech sounds pretty Ad Mech to me.
celest cedar
but alas its fucking mortis trials
humble shoal
I got so excited that we were gonna get another map set in the Void
This
Something is down there
celest cedar
presumably the moebian steel storyline would continue in smelter complex
now if only smelter complex is part of the campaign playlist lmao
humble shoal
And since in gloriana admonition had just gotten there....
celest cedar
theres like 4 missions not in the playlist
shadow chasm
vagrant fox
dilara can you make the class come out faster so I can play it for more than two weeks this year
vagrant fox
that could mean a lot of things
valid needle
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/nae1gwyp/join-the-sons-of-the...
Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg
rocky gale
When he tells me to show up wearing the most expensive thing I own
raven stone
When he tells me to show up wearing the most expensive thing I own
Bonus: you interrogate him about the Fallen. Because of course you do as a Dark Angel.
crystal forum
and here are the results of the first ever darktide betting pool
wintry cloud
Eyy
crystal forum
alr
queen laurel
What did fervent do to get banned?
i was wondering where that guy went
valid needle
@storm jungle give a homie the TLDR I don’t wanna read 200 messages
crystal forum
did you do one though
queen laurel
I guess cold trader
crystal forum
but was it messaged to me!!
queen laurel
but was it messaged to me!!
Unfortunately not I did this in theory chat
crystal forum
ah
well there's always next time
whenever the next vague update trailer comes out
hallow plover
I'm reporting you to our govt Jay because you're doing illegal betting
rocky gale
Eldar Seventh Class
crystal forum
you'll get em next time larmoth
rocky gale
It's all about patience, we'll win eventually
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> give a homie the TLDR I don’t wanna read 200 messages
Take a guess lol
vagrant fox
Incredible chud vibes off that one
crystal forum
maybe next time the rewards will be bigger
queen laurel
Take a guess lol
Being happy is not allowed now
rocky gale
Oh that guy, he certainly seemed odd
vagrant fox
Eldar WILL be the next class
crystal forum
like premium nitro for winners and poor nitro for second place
storm jungle
Incredible chud vibes off that one
Guy came in saying the marine pfp doesnt determine who he is then also kept boasting about being banned from other servers
crystal forum
please dont win
storm jungle
literal speedrun lol
spring cairn
Eldar *WILL* be the next class
no
queen laurel
like premium nitro for winners and poor nitro for second place
why are you increasing the betting pool just give us poor nitro again
crystal forum
why are you increasing the betting pool just give us poor nitro again
well you dont have nitro at all
hallow plover
Do we need a seventh class?
queen laurel
well you dont have nitro at all
yeah i do not
rocky gale
There's gonna be like eight
celest dome
Do we need a seventh class?
Could they sell it? ||Yes||
hallow plover
Fair enough
celest dome
There's gonna be like eight
I think it will be confirmed if we see new character slots with the Scum
outer wave
Take a guess lol
Least sociopathic 40k fan
rocky gale
I think it will be confirmed if we see new character slots with the Scum
Didn't they add like 3 new slots with Arbites?
celest dome
Take a guess lol
AY knew they would get booted
celest dome
arctic talon
100% cope
crystal forum
why was this class called trader anyways
lament shoal
Just got called a "tasteless consumer" for liking the new class drop, you love to see it 
vagrant fox
It will be eldar
vagrant fox
Water cartel is one of the backgrounds, I figure it's related to that or mercenary something
crystal forum
is that what a broker is
arctic talon
is that what a broker is
Can be
crystal forum
i thought it was trading related
arctic talon
It’s both
rocky gale
Eldar 7th Class, Admech 8th class, Beastman 9th class
crystal forum
beastman getting its first game representation
vagrant fox
Replace beastman with something cool
queen laurel
broker yeah
Broker and people were genuinely thinking mechanicus?
That one got me raising my eyebrows really
crystal forum
Broker and people were genuinely thinking mechanicus?
people were thinking with their toasters
arctic talon
beastman getting its first game representation
Beastmen screaming in agony as their AoS refresh keeps them comically evil
lol
vagrant fox
i'm so clever btw just saying
crystal forum
Like I said 100% cope
maybe next time you'll do a serious bet to get the amazing jay points!!
very coveted
cherish them
arctic talon
crystal forum
they carry over to next bets
vagrant fox
I can't see why they wouldn't make some admech class it'd sell so good
crystal forum
i think we all secretly knew it would be a ganger but we were too ashamed to admit
lament shoal
Are they gonna drop a more detailed trailer for the ganger at some point
celest dome
I think that there is 1 thing that prevent Admech a lot, and that apply for Eldar (or any Xenos) too.
And that is that those wouldn't be allowed to use already present weapons.
arctic talon
Tech adepts use laspistols
wintry cloud
https://youtu.be/QV28aesI8WE?si=ueJyEyC8IMb2oZRa
why is he aura-farming?
arctic talon
Smh my head
wintry cloud
Look at his pose
arctic talon
https://youtu.be/QV28aesI8WE?si=ueJyEyC8IMb2oZRa
why is he aura-farming?
They always do that bit for these videos
lol
crystal forum
I think that there is 1 thing that prevent Admech a lot, and that apply for Elda...
yeah that's the biggest reason i didnt expect admech. fatshark would have to add so many weapons (they hate this)
queen laurel
I can't see why they wouldn't make some admech class it'd sell so good
oh it would be cool definitely but like people should think you know like
Broker which type of character would usually be a broker you know
Mechanicus is not the first thing that would come to mind thinking that in 40K
arctic talon
They always pose super fucking dramatically in them
wintry cloud
They always do that bit for these videos
“Yeah i wrote this”
celest dome
yeah that's the biggest reason i didnt expect admech. fatshark would have to add...
It's not that they hate, it is just that FS is too small for their own good
celest cedar
Take a guess lol
these masks offs are getting out of hand
first the Fascism itself is not inherently immoral guy
vagrant fox
oh it would be cool definitely but like people should think you know like
Broke...
Oh I meant next time or something, showing up with a taser lance or something. People were sniffing copious copium for this reveal
celest cedar
now unironic psychopathy..
crystal forum
It's not that they hate, it is just that FS is too small for their own good
i think they just really dont want to deal with balancing more weapons
which is fair
but they kinda did this to themselves by adding so many variants
queen laurel
Oh I meant next time or something, showing up with a taser lance or something. P...
agreed
crystal forum
some ranged weapons did not need variants
vagrant fox
Actually if the next class is admech and shows up with an archeo-revolver as a big iron I'll the fatsharks biggest simp
crystal forum
like who uses more than 1 lasgun variant
storm jungle
first the `Fascism itself is not inherently immoral` guy
that dude was CRAZY
celest cedar
thats the stuff
that lives rent free in my head
I am never forgetting Fascism itself is not inherently immoral bro 💀
celest dome
i think they just really dont want to deal with balancing more weapons
Nah, it is animations, modellings and bug fixing
crystal forum
i can see it being something i'd say as a teen who's starting to get into politics and views it way too theoretically
vagrant fox
In a pure vacuum with no extra baggage I suppose it isn't but uh, yeah
it has a lot of baggage
crystal forum
Nah, it is animations, modellings and bug fixing
those things are pretty easy compared to balancing i have to say
celest dome
Nah
crystal forum
you only do animating and modelling once
celest dome
They take a lot of time
crystal forum
balancing is continuous
celest dome
Yes but the only difficulty in it is the people being pissy about balance changes
crystal forum
also holy shit new twilight music vol 2 is out
celest dome
Like most balance changes have been stat modifications
rocky gale
I am never forgetting `Fascism itself is not inherently immoral` bro 💀
Reminds me of the time I was arguing with someone about how another person was a fascist and they concluded with "I will admit you make some good points and accept he's a far right authoritarian, but that doesn't make him a Fascist"
crystal forum
imagine if they just added weapon mods instead of variants smh
still waiting on the attachable flashlight
vagrant fox
Reminds me of the time I was arguing with someone about how another person was a...
reminds me of this classic
valid needle
Take a guess lol
I see
crystal forum
if somebody gets pissed when you call them a crypto-fasc then they are one
because they know what it means
humble shoal
if somebody gets pissed when you call them a crypto-fasc then they are one
Im a fascist for bitcoin
All coins under the state
No coins outside the state
crystal forum
it means fascist who hides their fascism 
rocky gale
Isn't that most Fascists
humble shoal
Isn't that most Fascists
Nah
celest dome
if somebody gets pissed when you call them a crypto-fasc then they are one
Kinda like those people who speak of the ped*phile subcategories
humble shoal
Kinda like those people who speak of the ped*phile subcategories
I only know those terms from nambla copypastas
Was weird then, and is weird now
I also have found the most insane political stance
languid meadow
if somebody gets pissed when you call them a crypto-fasc then they are one
putting crypto in front of any ideology is hilarious because it instantly makes it very unserious
like anarcho
rocky gale
Yea most Fascists aren't open with their ideas, they soft launch them to people with "jokes" and then when openly challenged on it go "What no, I'm not like that I was just joking, it's not serious jeez relax"
humble shoal
Nazi white supremacist juche supporters
crystal forum
meanwhile i cant say the word socialism to the average american who's agreeing with me without them activating like sleeper agents
humble shoal
meanwhile i cant say the word socialism to the average american who's agreeing w...
Did you
Just
Say
Socialism
crystal forum
why do i see english punctuation in some asian languages
humble shoal
why do i see english punctuation in some asian languages
Its north korean
arctic talon
why do i see english punctuation in some asian languages
Because it’s been borrowed
。，、？！
lol
crystal forum
did these languages just not have any form of saying questions before
arctic talon
Nah
They had different ways
Of doing it
Specific words
Refer to stuff as asking a question
Or context
vagrant fox
in all asian languages they did not ask questions before the opium war because the elders would teach everything
crystal forum
arent these languages read right to left anyways
why is the punctuation on the right
crystal forum
wild
such different languages and they still manage to meld together a bit
language is wild
arctic talon
Top to bottom right to left is traditional for Chinese and Japanese
But nowadays
It’s just usually left to right for simplicities sake if it’s not vertical text
I’m not sure about Korean
But I’d assume a similar shift occurred
crystal forum
i wonder if arabic is like the least changed language over the millenia since it was codified in the quran or smth
crystal forum
coding in script must be such hell
crystal forum
i know there's some chinese languages
arctic talon
English is the king of coding
crystal forum
a few
arctic talon
Generally
crystal forum
like how airplanes still use nautical miles
and speak english
which i hope changes to chinese to piss off americans
humble shoal
i wonder if arabic is like the least changed language over the millenia since it...
Hebrew
Is pretty unchanged from what I understand
crystal forum
Hebrew is more like a museum language or smth no?
humble shoal
Eh its still taught
vagrant fox
It was revived as a spoken language
crystal forum
idk i feel like jews learn hebrew more as a cultural thing than an actual language
crystal forum
also not all jews speak hebrew im sure
rose thorn
TEHY ADDED DYABLE HORSE ARMOR TO JAVA LETS GOOOOOOOOO
vagrant fox
It's changed quite a big from ancient hebrew, syntax is funnily enough closer to German iirc
crystal forum
that makes sense
arctic talon
But also not unexpected
crystal forum
european jews prob were the ones to revive it
crystal forum
idk about arabic but i feel like it does
rose thorn
european jews prob were the ones to revive it
Yeah it was litearlly one guy who convined him and his friends to only speak hebrew
arctic talon
idk about arabic but i feel like it does
There’s a fuck ton of dialects no?
rose thorn
i learned about it in my jewish studies class
crystal forum
There’s a fuck ton of dialects no?
oh i thought arabic was pretty standardized because of the quran
vagrant fox
Nah my old Egyptian friend could not understand a single word of Moroccan
rose thorn
Lmao
crystal forum
ah alright
vagrant fox
he might've overexaggerated but still
I wonder what Omar is doing nowadays, still getting beat by his mother and his wife I suspect
crystal forum
latin is prob the funniest revived language since nobody really spoke it for so long that it's hard to even call it alive
i wonder how that even happened
who was the last latin speaker
vagrant fox
I haven't looked much into it but Polynesian languages haven't changed much phonologically from what I've heard
Icelandic is also pretty close to Old Norse but it has also changed in a bunch of ways
crystal forum
languages just naturally change over time yeah
even in the modern age where education is standardized and you can get a dictionary for the whole english world
something that just didnt exist back then
you'd just be taught whatever local dialect is
prime seal
The spoken one isn’t
spoken one too its called msa
prime seal
Nah my old Egyptian friend could not understand a single word of Moroccan
thats because its a latin situation
storm jungle
languages just naturally change over time yeah
we should remove all language
vagrant fox
you'd just be taught whatever local dialect is
which is why the southerners back home should be destroyed, they pronounce words wrong
storm jungle
rose thorn
we should remove all language
we shoudls speak in caws and eeks
prime seal
its derived from msa but its spoken completely differently
vagrant fox
Skullface is honestly one of the funniest MGS antagonists no cap
storm jungle
100%
its also because his plan is just braindead
and so needlessly convoluted
lmfao
crystal forum
you should never let scholars dictate language because they will inevitably make it have stupid rules
like french
vagrant fox
I don't mind the world is getting too Englishbrained
median star
and so needlessly convoluted
i love convoluted schemes that will eventually blow up in my face and potentially turn me even more evil afterwards if not outright kill me
storm jungle
i love convoluted schemes that will eventually blow up in my face and potentiall...
Dont forget
also telling your entire evil plan
TO THE WRONG FUCKING GUY
vagrant fox
and so needlessly convoluted
It's just so funny how he loredumps his autism special interest to the wrong guy
crystal forum
also the rich. they love making languages overly complicated to confuse the unwashed masses
like FRENCH
storm jungle
It's just so funny how he loredumps his autism special interest to the wrong guy
I love that entire jeep ride
its SO badly executed
Venom being a fucking plank of wood is great too
"omagerd its totally intentional that he doesnt say anything guys"
god, shut up 💀
vagrant fox
fucking censorbot
crystal forum
why are there so many people called snake
storm jungle
Theres literally 4
vagrant fox
most are clones
storm jungle
also its because they are clones
crystal forum
that's 3 too many
vagrant fox
get owned bot
storm jungle
LOL
Nah thats 100% the case
because by the end you can tell kojimbofuck was just wasting money
and getting jackshit done
crystal forum
is kojima genius or just eccentric
storm jungle
bro is preaching about english as a lingua franca through a villain dressed as the hamburglar
crystal forum
the world will never know
rose thorn
is kojima genius or just eccentric
same thing
vagrant fox
He has cool ideas he's also just an idiot
wintry cloud
So do BL authors actually need a quota for how long their books are?
Obv there is a minimum. But I hear theory that the books can get super long because GW forces them to make it that long
median star
TO THE WRONG FUCKING GUY
storm jungle
is kojima genius or just eccentric
Middle. Hes smart with some ideas but its about as much of an effect of him having a good studio team who also tell him when his ideas are braindead as fuck.
prime seal
oh shit repo
storm jungle
reminder hes the same man who wanted your PS1 disk to melt when you got shot
for some reason
arctic talon
So do BL authors actually need a quota for how long their books are?
Obv there...
No quota
crystal forum
So do BL authors actually need a quota for how long their books are?
Obv there...
they def dont invest much on hiring editors thats for sure
prime seal
got an update lately didnt it?
arctic talon
The end and the death is long as fuck
rose thorn
reminder hes the same man who wanted your PS1 disk to melt when you got shot
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sounds peak
crystal forum
i wonder what kojiji's next game is about
rose thorn
reminds me of those dvds that after watching it once would explode into shards
crystal forum
looks like a horror game
wintry cloud
Like that is literally on Kyme
Whos kyme?
storm jungle
The end and the death is long as fuck
In total
crystal forum
WOAH
vagrant fox
america 
arctic talon
“Write as much as you want, don’t worry”
storm jungle
friendly reminder, an average warhammer book is 300 pages
arctic talon
Whos kyme?
Black library chief editor
lol
The end and the death is way too long
Bcs kyme didn’t edit down shit
crystal forum
i see enough spelling errors in 40k books to know that black library does not hire many editors
vagrant fox
It was pretty decent but it sincerely needed an editor to trim of all the nonsense
vagrant fox
pretty decent, perchance good even
storm jungle
So abnett just went dragon ball z
Yeah again maximum/minimum pages are 180 or 300
vagrant fox
I can't want for the next stupid shit Kojima does, I love almost all of it
shadow chasm
Kojima is based as fuck
crystal forum
Bcs kyme didn’t edit down shit
he fucking sucks as an editor if he just lets writers do whatever they want. but also he prob wants to avoid annoying dan abnet
rose thorn
who would buy a dvd that melts in your dvd player 
i get its 5 usd but wouldnt it be hceaper just to rent it out and be mroe profitable
storm jungle
Kojima is based as fuck
Hes based until you actually read the behind the scenes stuff he does as a director. Hes so up his own ass and such a westernboo its crazy.
crystal forum
who would buy a dvd that melts in your dvd player <:survstare:113887951468077476...
dont shit on early laser drive formats
vagrant fox
What was the schtick for Kojimas next game again, bro what if you could OD on your fear that's why the game is called OD
storm jungle
LOL
crystal forum
those things were so advanced for the time
rose thorn
dont shit on early laser drive formats
the etnire purpsoe of flexplay was to melt in your dvd player after 2 days lmao
crystal forum
the etnire purpsoe of flexplay was to melt in your dvd player after 2 days lmao
oh that thing
vagrant fox
Hes based until you actually read the behind the scenes stuff he does as a direc...
I'm contractually obligated to not hate on him because he included Mads Mikkelsen in Death Stranding, it's just what it is
crystal forum
imagine the disc explodes if you kept it too long
storm jungle
I'm contractually obligated to not hate on him because he included Mads Mikkelse...
👎
my favorite thing with him hiring actors is like
they show up
look pretty
rose thorn
vagrant fox
so cool
lament shoal
Hes based until you actually read the behind the scenes stuff he does as a direc...
One of my friends said if he was American he'd get made fun of so hard for being a redditor lmao
crystal forum
yeah honestly he directs games like they're hollywood movies
storm jungle
One of my friends said if he was American he'd get made fun of so hard for being...
LOL yeah this
hes absolutely a freak
he has great ideas until you remember 90% of his ideas are dogshit
vagrant fox
It's just so peak bros
storm jungle
"We need to have the 10 year old girl who just got stabbed in the spine and is bleeding in the arms of her brother pee herself because i love piss humor."
crystal forum
It's just so peak bros
amazing crop
rose thorn
FUCKING HUHHHHHHHHHH??????????//
storm jungle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wintry cloud
15 views
storm jungle
vagrant fox
racist dogmeat 😔
rose thorn
because its probably ai
languid meadow
it is you can see the piss taint
storm jungle
it's not correctly proportioned
show us in the one in your room jay, we need reference
wintry cloud
FUCKING HUHHHHHHHHHH??????????//
Sooooo…what else do you watch huh?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…..
lament shoal
Man southerners have gotta be the worst sore losers in history
rose thorn
Sooooo…what else do you watch huh?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…..
LMAO I NEVER SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE
storm jungle
Man southerners have gotta be the worst sore losers in history
BUT
BUT MUH HISTORY
MY ANCESTORS
mfer your ancestors were slaving traitors
hang and kill them all lmao
rose thorn
MY ANCESTORS
"ancestors"
like 2 grandparents ago
crystal forum
the funny thing is the confederate flag used by southeners isnt even the right one
this is the second iteration. notice it's mostly white because they ended up defeated
lament shoal
BUT MUH HISTORY
FR. ANNOYING ORANGE LITERALLY LASTED LONGER THAN THE CONFEDERACY. YOU WANNA BE PROUD OF SOMETHING THAT GOT OUTLIVED BY FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE? 😭
vagrant fox
The last recipient of the US civil war pension died in like 2020 dog shit shit is not so long ago
Granted her father was 83 when she was born and he was the one who'd fought but still
crystal forum
anyways the flag used by racists is the battle flag
which isnt even the one used by the country
young pecan
Proper southern heritage is pork chops, barbecue, and a good sweet tea
Not four year muh states rights
||States' rights to do what? 
||
crystal forum
Granted her father was 83 when she was born and he was the one who'd fought but ...
some millenial black people have grandparents who were born as slaves lol
lament shoal
Proper southern heritage is pork chops, barbecue, and a good sweet tea
Biscuits and gravy 🗣️
crystal forum
consumerism has really destroyed any semblance of southern culture
vagrant fox
some millenial black people have grandparents who were born as slaves lol
I do watch a twitcher who said his grandfather was born a slave, shit's wild
crystal forum
but granted the south isnt even that old relatively
so there's no culture in the first place
mfers acting like ihop is a classic tradition
lament shoal
mfers acting like ihop is a classic tradition
What about throwing rocks at kkk members
Can we make that a tradition
young pecan
mfers acting like ihop is a classic tradition
Could've fooled me
crystal forum
texas prob has the most distinct southern culture and they dont even call themselves southern
a lot of it is because it was already a pretty old spanish colonized area previously
prime seal
FUCKING HUHHHHHHHHHH??????????//
some people only learn the hard way
crystal forum
What about throwing rocks at kkk members
would be funny if it morphs in a tradition where on a holiday everybody goes outside to throw pebbles at people dressed in white costumes
rose thorn
some people only learn the hard way
reminds me of that one scene from i think a movie where they poured a load of hand sanitziers in a room and lit it
crystal forum
some wacky small european town kind of shit
rose thorn
i think it was a movie or maybe the punsiher or daredevil show? i dont remember
lament shoal
i think it was a movie or maybe the punsiher or daredevil show? i dont remember
Might've been breaking bad
rose thorn
was that in breaking bad? if so i dont remember it at all
lament shoal
Yeah
rose thorn
OH YEAHHH IT WAS THAT
rose thorn
ah lol
crystal forum
you cannot find a breaking bad scene which i cant remember
prime seal
that's crazy
opaque coyote
this is the second iteration. notice it's mostly white because they ended up def...
AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS
RATTLE SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
To be honest I feel bad for a lot of Civil war reenactors
Because they probably know that at least some of their peers or their audience are racist mfs
And it's doubly sad because it genuinely looks fun to watch
I still have the opinion that there should be more games that take place during the American civil war
Racists be damned
Just make a black woman character that ought to make em run
Or just put Harriet Tubman
I mean she served as a scout and spy for the union army
rocky gale
I did some clearing up and took stock of all my unbuilt Warhammer, I may have too much
opaque coyote
I did some clearing up and took stock of all my unbuilt Warhammer, I may have to...
...the plastic crack pile calls for you
prime seal
I did some clearing up and took stock of all my unbuilt Warhammer, I may have to...
paint em all pink
opaque coyote
paint em all pink
Pink is underrated in general
Still like black over it though
And blue
prime seal
Still like black over it though
i made a completely pink marine with black reflective soles
gw needs to give us a successor chapter that's pink
opaque coyote
i made a completely pink marine with black reflective soles
"BROTHERS... I JUST WANTED TO LOOK PRETTY."
"DON'T LOOK AWAY FROM ME!"
rocky gale
Like I knew I had too much, but god it's too much
prime seal
how many boxes make up the great pile of shame
opaque coyote
gw needs to give us a successor chapter that's pink
Honestly
Pink and gold
prime seal
10 combat patrols is 1k
rocky gale
5 spearheads
opaque coyote
And I thought my unplayed video game catalog was huge
rocky gale
12 Battleforce/Army set boxes
prime seal
12 Battleforce/Army set boxes
somehow worse than the start lmfao
rocky gale
It's bleak
prime seal
you probably have a manta somewhere in there
rocky gale
Na I don't collect Tau
vagrant fox
don't post that
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/aatrox-gyattrox-gyaatrox-lol-league-of-legends-gif-167069...
When Abaddon
He ain't a true chaos warlord unless he twerks it up sexual style
Oiled up
Armless
rocky gale
I'll leave the counting at that and not list the smaller boxes
prime seal
When Abaddon
when you spoil him
prime seal
I'll leave the counting at that and not list the smaller boxes
youre smoked
get the tau battleforce
thats about to come out
and the kroot army set
vital ginkgo
Have there been any instances when a truly immortal being like a demon or chaos god has mocked space marines or custodes for thinking themselves immortal?
Just some juiced up humans with an ego problem
prime seal
Have there been any instances when a truly immortal being like a demon or chaos ...
let me tag the expert
@arctic talon
arctic talon
Have there been any instances when a truly immortal being like a demon or chaos ...
Yes
All the time
Daemons love to mock people who think they’re immortal
It happens a lot
opaque coyote
Daemons love to mock people who think they’re immortal
What's the difference between like
Custodes immortality
And
arctic talon
I would think so lol. Any specific times?
It’s usually codex lore
opaque coyote
Daemon one
rugged mist
can i ask what are the losts from the dark angels legion?
arctic talon
Custodes souls get obliterated
opaque coyote
I assume Custodes just live very very VERY long
arctic talon
A daemon literally can never die
vital ginkgo
Daemon one
Custodes still die. They aren't actually immortal
wintry cloud
Daemon one
Demons literally return if you kill them
vital ginkgo
Immortal means you can't die
rugged mist
or it was the fallens? forgot alredy
arctic talon
can i ask what are the losts from the dark angels legion?
The fallen?
prime seal
A daemon literally can never die
guilliman disagrees
opaque coyote
Custodes still die. They aren't actually immortal
Wouldn't that be invincible?
(Insert title card here)
Or is immortal just referring to never being able to die in general
arctic talon
And they were fighting their own civil war among each other when Lion showed back up
They shot at Lion
prime seal
Wouldn't that be invincible?
(Insert title card here)
Or is immortal just refe...
cant die of old age
arctic talon
And they’re being hunted down now
wintry cloud
Wouldn't that be invincible?
(Insert title card here)
Or is immortal just refe...
Immortality as in your lifespan has no limit but can be killed
Vs
Immortality where you both have a endless lifespan and you can’t be killed.
vital ginkgo
Wouldn't that be invincible?
(Insert title card here)
Or is immortal just refe...
Immortal means you can't die.
prime seal
they die in battle
arctic talon
By the dark angels and their sucessors
rugged mist
And they’re being hunted down now
damm. that goes hard
arctic talon
Nowadays they can sometimes be redeemed as loyalist
But traditionally
They just get tortured to death
lol
wintry cloud
Wouldn't that be invincible?
(Insert title card here)
Or is immortal just refe...
Invincible is probably like
You can’t be harmed but i guess it cooould embody that yeah
rugged mist
They just get tortured to death
seems about right for 40k
vital ginkgo
@opaque coyote demons are truly immortal and custodes are just very tough, long lived humans
arctic talon
The dark angels basically torture them to death to make them “repent”
rugged mist
why did half of the le gion went traitor?
rugged mist
The dark angels basically torture them to death to make them “repent”
they make them play gun psyker?
opaque coyote
Immortality as in your lifespan has no limit but can be killed
Vs
Immortality wh...
Yeah, admittedly, if I was a Daemon.
I would 100% make fun of custodes for thinking they're the same
arctic talon
why did half of the le gion went traitor?
Variety of reasons, some thought Lion had betrayed the imperium, some were chaosy, some wanted an independent caliban
Ect.
opaque coyote
I would also be a Tzeentchian daemon just for that
arctic talon
They were infighting before the lion showed up
opaque coyote
Fucking with people sounds fun
rugged mist
And caliban ended up exploding
cadia 0.5?
vital ginkgo
Fucking with people sounds fun
Slaanesh would have a word
wintry cloud
Yeah, admittedly, if I was a Daemon.
I would 100% make fun of custodes for thin...
Daemons do have alot of fun, even when they’re banished some of them straight up laugh at defeat.
prime seal
And caliban ended up exploding
deserved
prime seal
me when i aurafarm on my father
queen laurel
<@422298575289188353> demons are truly immortal and custodes are just very tough...
Daemons can suffer something called a true death
but this is easier said than done of course
opaque coyote
Variety of reasons, some thought Lion had betrayed the imperium, some were chaos...
"I believe that astartes autonomy is important."
Vs
"I FUCKING WANT TO MURDER PEOPLE AND HAVE A BONER!!!"
prime seal
stupid ass lion
rugged mist
The situation was a total clusterfuck
they are drippy af so i understand they where fighting about what tabard was better for their armor
opaque coyote
"I believe that astartes autonomy is important."
Vs
"I FUCKING WANT TO MURDER ...
The duality of renegades
arctic talon
So it’s not that relevant tbh
vital ginkgo
Daemons can suffer something called a true death
Ah then even they aren't truly immortal lol.
storm jungle
they are drippy af so i understand they where fighting about what tabard was bet...
Fallen wear the 30k color scheme which is black with red trims while the modern Dark Angels wear boring forest green so you are very much entirely correct
opaque coyote
True death almost never comes up
Has anybody tried to torture a Daemon to the point where they want true death somehow
arctic talon
Has anybody tried to torture a Daemon to the point where they want true death so...
Daemons do not feel pain
Not from battle
opaque coyote
Cause that's like probably the worst part of immortality in general
queen laurel
Ah then even they aren't truly immortal lol.
they are practically immortal. It's hard to give them a true death
arctic talon
Getting shot doesn’t hurt
storm jungle
Tbh they do, but like they can just endure it lol
they arent really living beings like us
arctic talon
Practically speaking pain is a non issue for them
vital ginkgo
they are practically immortal. It's hard to give them a true death
Practally but not truly
arctic talon
Since they’re bit alive
opaque coyote
Fallen wear the 30k color scheme which is black with red trims while the modern ...
The fallen are just those that wanted to keep their drip
storm jungle
Practically speaking pain is a non issue for them
yeah this
opaque coyote
(very lore accurate)
queen laurel
Practally but not truly
That is true
rugged mist
Fallen wear the 30k color scheme which is black with red trims while the modern ...
deepest lore
arctic talon
If a daemon gets their arm blown off
They’ll stagger but not feel pain
It’s obvious their arm is gone
But who gives a shit
opaque coyote
Practically speaking pain is a non issue for them
Do true death weapons cause them pain?
rugged mist
The fallen are just those that wanted to keep their drip
drip vs practical armors
understandable
wintry cloud
Ah then even they aren't truly immortal lol.
Ehhh. If you mean “truly immortal” like straight up unkillable by any means possible then you might be looking at a God, not a demon
Anything can theoretically be killed.
arctic talon
Do true death weapons cause them pain?
Yes since it’s attacking their soul directly
queen laurel
Practically speaking pain is a non issue for them
What about psychic attacks that directly damage their being
That should hurt them right
arctic talon
What about psychic attacks that directly damage their being
Unless it’s really specific no
You need to be trying to kill them for good
For shit to actually hurt in a meaningful way
arctic talon
Otherwise they don’t care
dapper gyro
Not even GK can kill daemons.
arctic talon
Daemons also have bullshit blades of I kill everythingtanium
dapper gyro
GK can only banish or seal the daemons.
rugged mist
Not even GK can kill daemons.
as far as theres people on the universe theres energy for the warp to just build them again
queen laurel
Otherwise they don’t care
so if i was a psyker and i blast a bloodletter with warp fire he's just gonna thug it out and slice my head up
vital ginkgo
Is the reason word bearers aren't a larger threat in 40k just a marketing issue or is there something more to it? I would think they are near black legion level or more considering they're the only other traitor legion to keep their unity and organization intact.
wintry cloud
so if i was a psyker and i blast a bloodletter with warp fire he's just gonna th...
He might explode
But he’s still chilling
arctic talon
They’ll thug it out lol
opaque coyote
Yes since it’s attacking their soul directly
Well now I have an interesting concept to use.
I'm now thinking of a scene where a perpetual basically tortures a Daemon with a true death weapon. With said perpetual basically sadistically taunting the Daemon.
"How does it feel? To feel the same as those who you call lower? To feel the fear that you put mortals through everyday of every second. How does it feel...
To be scared for your life?"
queen laurel
They’ll thug it out lol
crazy
wintry cloud
so if i was a psyker and i blast a bloodletter with warp fire he's just gonna th...
And then he will be like “ill get your soul yet mortaaaaaalllll……..”
opaque coyote
And then he will be like “ill get your soul yet mortaaaaaalllll……..”
If you think about it, daemons getting angry are the same as raging against a video game
wintry cloud
If you think about it, daemons getting angry are the same as raging against a vi...
True!
wintry cloud
All khornates are game-ragers
opaque coyote
Daemons are pretty much on vacation
Yeah no wonder they fucking hate being banished
"NO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO WORK!"
wintry cloud
"NO I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO WORK!"
“dude…KALDOR DRAIGO IS SO BROKEN DUDE”
“HOW DO I PARRY THAT??”
opaque coyote
"NOOOO I STILL HAVE 2 VACATION DAYS LEFT!"
lament shoal
Is the reason word bearers aren't a larger threat in 40k just a marketing issue ...
Gw just forgot they existed
They play a big role in rogue trader though
arctic talon
Is the reason word bearers aren't a larger threat in 40k just a marketing issue ...
They’re too busy arguing with each other
Also they’ve building an empire rn
In real space
Under lorgars orders
lol
vital ginkgo
Neat
opaque coyote
"NOOOO I STILL HAVE 2 VACATION DAYS LEFT!"
"CAN I AT LEAST GET PAID OVERRTIMMMEEER"
A booming voice echoes from the sky. A voice filled with anger
"NO."
"DAMNNN YOU HUMANNNNN!"
opaque coyote
They’re too busy arguing with each other
Average religious scholars moment
Doesn't matter if it's a regular religion or a religion where you are required to literally skin people alive.
You will have different interpretations and arguments because of it
wintry cloud
Average religious scholars moment
Doesn't matter if it's a regular religion or ...
“The gods said we have to eat their corpses… not defile them!!!!”
opaque coyote
“The gods said we have to eat their corpses… not defile them!!!!”
"NO IT IS TO TAKE THEIR SKULLS AND THEN EAT!"
lament shoal
They're arguing over what the appropriate number of babies is to use as a sacrifice to the dark gods
opaque coyote
They're arguing over what the appropriate number of babies is to use as a sacrif...
The numbers are based off of the Chaos Gods favorite ones
"8 FOR KHORNE!"
"no. 9. Or maybe not?"
"7! 7! For our grandfather!"
"6. Just make sure to boil them."
prime seal
"**8 FOR KHORNE!**"
khorne is against the slaughter of children
not enough blood to spill
wintry cloud
He doesn’t care where it flows
lament shoal
Blood is blood
prime seal
infant vs kharn the betrayer
honorable 1v1
dapper gyro
Milk is milk
opaque coyote
khorne is against the slaughter of children
It's like a bonus.
You don't kill exclusively children, but if a child happened to be there while stabbing their parents
Bonus score!
prime seal
It's like a bonus.
You don't kill exclusively children, but if a child happened...
you let him watch so he can grow with hate in his heart dawg
so he can give you a proper 1v1
opaque coyote
so he can give you a proper 1v1
Tbh it depends on the Khornate warrior.
Khorne himself doesn't really care
storm jungle
It's like a bonus.
You don't kill exclusively children, but if a child happened...
Modded skyrim rules
opaque coyote
Tbh it depends on the Khornate warrior.
Khorne himself doesn't really care
Also that would technically constitute as torture to have him watch
And that's boring
lament shoal
I saw a video guy in full Kharn cosplay and a little kid goes up to him, and the video cuts off as he points his plasma pistol at the kid LOL
opaque coyote
Khorne is the average powerscaling shonen fan
He wants fights not deep development
opaque coyote
He wants fights not deep development
"STORY? CHARACTERS? BORING! I WANNA KNOW WHO IS CITY SCALE!!"
lament shoal
THATS THE ONE YEAH
opaque coyote
Honestly that is a fucking awesome cosplay
lament shoal
The childlike innocence of that girl just saying hi to a dude that looks like that
Love to see it
opaque coyote
The childlike innocence of that girl just saying hi to a dude that looks like th...
Honestly she probably thinks it's fucking awesome
And tbf
She's right
lament shoal
Yeah lol
opaque coyote
I definitely would’ve waved back or something
Probably did wave back after that tbh
wintry cloud
Tru
opaque coyote
Even got the bare arm that Kharn has
prime seal
opaque coyote
That must be a bitch to move in though
rose thorn
i swore there was a song like this.....
lament shoal
There's also a video of him in the costume getting a balloon at a mall lol
wintry cloud
Aw
opaque coyote
Although now it makes me wonder whether a mortal has tried to wear an SM power suit
opaque coyote
There's also a video of him in the costume getting a balloon at a mall lol
I feel like Kharn would be the type
In the middle of a murder spree in a hive city
He finds a restaurant
Some dude is still working cause he doesn't want to be servitorized
Kharn orders a hotdog
Waits patiently
Grabs it and leaves without even touching the guy
(his life is already miserable)
dark moon
Grabs it and leaves without even touching the guy
What a swell guy, that Khârn.
vagrant fox
Although now it makes me wonder whether a mortal has tried to wear an SM power s...
ye in storm of iron a woman dons a suit of space marine armour that speaks to her
opaque coyote
ye in storm of iron a woman dons a suit of space marine armour that speaks to he...
I imagine she had to grab lile
Two mini stools
Shoved it inside the legs
I think I know what you're referring to
dark moon
ye in storm of iron a woman dons a suit of space marine armour that speaks to he...
What a peak book collection the IW omnibus was.
opaque coyote
I think it's the same woman that killed an IW SM by stabbing him in the neck
Several times
While he was buried underneath rubble
opaque coyote
I think it's the same woman that killed an IW SM by stabbing him in the neck
I can't imagine how awkward it was btw considering I think it's mentioned that it took hours
dark moon
He wasn’t buried under rubble, just blood drunk / unable to react swiftly. Unless there’s another book where that happens in.
crystal forum
ye in storm of iron a woman dons a suit of space marine armour that speaks to he...
does it work
opaque coyote
"DAMN YOU MORTAL!"
"HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING? I STABBED YOU SEVERAL FUCKING TIMES!"
"WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I SWEAR TO-"
STABS IW SEVERAL TIMES AGAIN
dark moon
does it work
Yeah
vagrant fox
The rubble throat cutting is a different one I'm 95% sure
crystal forum
a normal human can use SM armor huh
vagrant fox
Well
opaque coyote
The rubble throat cutting is a different one I'm 95% sure
Again I just find that one weirdly funny
vagrant fox
She grows to fill it
dark moon
Daemon possessing the armor makes her body swell to fit the armor or something.
opaque coyote
Like it's almost like a comedy routine
I can imagine her tiring out
Having to take a break
Drink a bottle water
Then continue stabbing
crystal forum
She grows to fill it
oh so she just wears it like very heavy unpowered armor lol
dark moon
Then it goes for a murder-spree / enters a warp portal thingy while she’s screaming in her mind.
dapper gyro
Does that prove that some of the geneseeds meaningless?
opaque coyote
Then it goes for a murder-spree / enters a warp portal thingy while she’s scream...
In pain and suffering or with like
Insane joy
In-between?
Both?
Unspecified?
dark moon
In pain and suffering or with like
In between I think.
dapper gyro
Black carapace is for display?
opaque coyote
Black carapace is for display?
Black carapace is meant to make the armor feel like a second skin basically
dark moon
The text mentions that she realizes that some dark part of her soul wanted this.
opaque coyote
Without it, you can still use it
crystal forum
The text mentions that she realizes that some dark part of her soul wanted this.
i would
vagrant fox
she greats freaky with it
wintry cloud
she greats freaky with it
Oh nah what book is this?
opaque coyote
this is a very specific kink
No wonder the Daemon wanted her
vagrant fox
graham mcneill confirmed for into muscle fetish
wintry cloud
I need to study it
vagrant fox
Oh nah what book is this?
Storm of Iron
dark moon
Oh nah what book is this?
Storm of Iron
dark moon
I need to study it
opaque coyote
No wonder the Daemon wanted her
They needed somebody to match their freak (tm)
vagrant fox
Storm of Iron is over 20 years old dog
I'm fairly sure it was the first 40k novel I read too
dark moon
I'm fairly sure it was the first 40k novel I read too
Same lmao.
crystal forum
back when you were only 50
dark moon
Turned me into an IW fan immediately.
wintry cloud
So im putting you into unc status Sig
opaque coyote
Ciaphias Cain, Hero of the Imperium!
crystal forum
he is already confirmed unc smh
opaque coyote
Was my first one
crystal forum
he's the gay uncle
wintry cloud
W
vagrant fox
i'm not that gay
wintry cloud
Is there a gay meter somewhere?
crystal forum
what does this mean
wintry cloud
There are levels to gay?
opaque coyote
i'm not that gay
Gay clown
crystal forum
he sometimes frequents the fleshy crevasse
crystal forum
is magneto actually gay
vagrant fox
that's what the x stands for
crystal forum
gay people can have kids too
opaque coyote
is magneto actually gay
Bisexual
wintry cloud
My bad
vagrant fox
So im putting you into unc status Sig
i'm young and spry as fuck nevermind that I can't really turn my head at the moment because I slept wrong
crystal forum
thats ok
vagrant fox
grody
crystal forum
your bi mask is slipping
crystal forum
maybe he just thinks you specifically are gross
vagrant fox
genitals are where the cooties are generated
wintry cloud
Futa.
crystal forum
gynomorph
opaque coyote
interse- actually that's technically different
crystal forum
i like the word gynomorph it's like a scientific term
used by non weebs to say futa
vagrant fox
what's that some kind of robot like a gynoid
opaque coyote
i like the word gynomorph it's like a scientific term
I only know of one website that uses gynomorph instead of futa or dickgirl
wintry cloud
It’s getting real slaaneshi in here all of a sudden
crystal forum
i like my cheese drippy bruh
opaque coyote
It’s getting real slaaneshi in here all of a sudden
Food and sex
crystal forum
thats feta
opaque coyote
Yup
wintry cloud
Mmm drippy eh?
opaque coyote
All there needs left is drugs
crystal forum
I only know of one website that uses gynomorph instead of futa or dickgirl
yeah and you know what i am
is this a secret
opaque coyote
Yeah
wintry cloud
I only know of one website that uses gynomorph instead of futa or dickgirl
Whats the website in question?
lament shoal
feta cheese is gross
Based
wintry cloud
it has a blue background
Wouldn’t have the number 21 somewhere would it?
opaque coyote
Favorite type of cheese?
crystal forum
brie
wintry cloud
American
crystal forum
im into soft cheeses
dark moon
Gruyère
opaque coyote
I like pepper jack
Quite generic ik and it's technically just monterey jack with pepper
But
Tastes good
opaque coyote
Oh 100%
vagrant fox
I had goat cheese in a salad once with figs and shit and it was to date the best salad I've ever had
crystal forum
literally nothing pairs with grackers better than brie
room temp
with some jelly
vagrant fox
right now my fave cheese is a local one, unfortunately it's reminiscent of a gouda
dark moon
right now my fave cheese is a local one, unfortunately it's reminiscent of a gou...
Nothing wrong with gouda pal.
vagrant fox
I 100% believe the low countries should be annihilated
crystal forum
sanest danish person
dark moon
Asiago cheese is also pretty good.
crystal forum
what`s asiago
sounds like a supermarket catering to americans who want asian produce
dark moon
It’s some cow’s milk cheese from Italy, according to google.
Haven’t had it in a while so I don’t remember the taste of it exactly, but it was pretty good so think.
scenic iris
Question on the ganger, does under hive bands have some kind of law bringer or law at self, so they wont go full ape shit?
vagrant fox
Man emmentaler cheese is good too
queen laurel
Question on the ganger, does under hive bands have some kind of law bringer or l...
What do you mean law bringer?
you mean someone that would keep them on a leash?
dark moon
A Gang enforcer maybe?
arctic talon
Question on the ganger, does under hive bands have some kind of law bringer or l...
Do you refer to internal gang politics?
Or the government of Tertium
vagrant fox
Usually the gangs are the law in the underhive without looking it up
queen laurel
Gangs usually don’t like anarchy because that makes them less money
They are basically hired muscle yeah
arctic talon
If that answers your question
queen laurel
They work for anyone willing to pay and it's better to work for the inquisition than work for heretics it would doom you
lament shoal
Hoping we get a hired gun personality 🤞
scenic iris
I mean enforcer among bands.
Gangs have a lot of wars and fights between bands, but is there any one who stop them or slow them down?
Or just rule of strongest?
arctic talon
Gangs fight among each other, some gangs may have an internal heiarchy but it’s unlikely for someone to resolve things peacefully between gangs
It usually escalates to violence
Or at the very least political murder
Necromunda has some level of diplomacy between the clan house gangs
But other smaller gangs no
lament shoal
Ngl I can't way to hear Jesper Kyd's track for the ganger. The one in the trailer sounded really good
scenic iris
So, if some one chose to provoke all gangs in full out war in between them, no one to stop them?
arctic talon
So, if some one chose to provoke all gangs in full out war in between them, no o...
Enforcers(cops) would probably step in if it’s effecting the tithe
queen laurel
So, if some one chose to provoke all gangs in full out war in between them, no o...
yeah gang wars are normal
arctic talon
At that point
But gang wars are considered fine
As long as it doesn’t hurt the bottom line of tithing
queen laurel
Enforcers(cops) would probably step in if it’s effecting the tithe
Let's be honest the enforces will only step in if it's affecting production quotas
queen laurel
yeah but most of the time they don't care kill each other
As long as you're not bothering anything in the planet kill each other we don't care
celest dome
Or that they've crossed some brass at the Enforcers
scenic iris
Hmmmm... how big chances that gang leaders just did some meating, and chose to group up for now on Atoma?
arctic talon
Tbh it’s likely some have been fighting against the cultists from the start
celest dome
If it is like Munda, it's probably more that the noble pushed for that
arctic talon
We know the water cartel “purged” their rivals
So it’s likely the other gangs are wary of the chaos cultists beyond the fact they’re chaos cultists
lol
celest dome
After some of them were backstabbed after working with them
queen laurel
Hmmmm... how big chances that gang leaders just did some meating, and chose to g...
considering atoma's case probably just decided to join up with forces fighting back the heretics and like wolf said, some of them were fighting but not getting anywhere so they decided to join up with the big guys to actually make a difference
arctic talon
Also they might be getting press ganged
By the inqusition lol
The more useful ones especially
queen laurel
Also they might be getting press ganged
hey you get access to better guns and you get paid to kill heretics that's like
good enough for the average ganger
vagrant fox
I've really got a sneaking suspicion that Swagger might've had a hand in it but we'll see
scenic iris
hey you get access to better guns and you get paid to kill heretics that's like
And you do it legaly and in name of the Emperor!
vagrant fox
Doing business with the inquisition is probably good for business though, yea
well in this case
queen laurel
And you do it legaly and in name of the Emperor!
Exactly it's not illegal killing people job it's legal killing people job
arctic talon
Lynching chaos cultists is always legal
Even if they’re not chaos cultists
But also if they’re rich that’s illegal
scenic iris
If you doesnt have big enough proof*
vagrant fox
leave it to the arbites who'll get to it in about seven decades
arctic talon
Don’t need proof to lynch people in the imperium
Unless they’re rich then it’s harder
scenic iris
Huh, this chat so chiller down here, than general up there... well up i go.
Thanks for answers)
vagrant fox
One should avoid general unless you're lurking to see a meltdown